Speaker 1: Well, there he is.
Speaker 2: There, he is got a new look happening. I do Yeah,
Speaker 2: you shaved your head and went full beard.
Speaker 1: It's not a new look. It's not a new look,
Speaker 1: it's I don't look.
Speaker 2: The hair has been as tightly in a while.
Speaker 1: It's not cropped.
Speaker 2: It's actually did you have a fade?
Speaker 3: No?
Speaker 1: What do you call that? This is just a one
Speaker 1: to the to the dome?
Speaker 2: Did you do your own one?
Speaker 1: I did my own one to the dome?
Speaker 2: Po why didn't you have one of those guys comes out?
Speaker 2: I always watched these Instagram videos about African American haircuts
Speaker 2: because I find them so interesting. It's like an art form.
Speaker 2: He takes any cuts, and he cuts any shapes, and
Speaker 2: he did and then this and then.
Speaker 1: Some people are very much into lines and shape ups.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you don't do that.
Speaker 1: I don't. That's never been my style.
Speaker 2: Look at what's in the background of Dan Dan. I'll
Speaker 2: bring that thing close. Tell me you got a puppy.
Speaker 4: We did get a puppy, and I'm trying to mute
Speaker 4: myself as much as possible so that she doesn't provide
Speaker 4: any annoyance.
Speaker 2: But once, can you bring her close to the camera
Speaker 2: for the love of yahweh, oh, my.
Speaker 1: Good, this is this is Kelly. It looks like e walk. Yeah.
Speaker 1: Does it celebrate the live Daniel? There's usually people that
Speaker 1: know that freaking I know the song you don't know.
Speaker 1: I know why you don't know, celebrate the life.
Speaker 2: Daniel. Did you choose it because it looked like a
Speaker 2: baby e wonk?
Speaker 4: I would like to say yes, but really, Stephanie chose it?
Speaker 1: Have you seen the baby?
Speaker 5: Adorable? I want to boob it snoops, so cute.
Speaker 1: I'm just a woted I'm disappointed. I'm disappointed in the
Speaker 1: name little Kelly. Yeah. The name should I mean, I
Speaker 1: get it. The name should be Wicked or Chief Chubb Chubb.
Speaker 1: I think it should be Nub. I think it should
Speaker 1: be y Nub, Yub Nub.
Speaker 4: We're so you know, Lord knows where I'll go from here.
Speaker 1: Celebrate the life Nub. It even has a theme song.
Speaker 1: You're not going to celebrate the life of Yub Nub.
Speaker 1: It should be named you know what? I celebrate the
Speaker 1: live always.
Speaker 2: I always laughed at the fact that the Ewoks song
Speaker 2: just there just was no translation.
Speaker 1: And language and the language in the universal.
Speaker 2: Everything else was was covered in Ewalks, but not celebrate
Speaker 2: the life.
Speaker 1: And in the universal language, celebrate the life translates to
Speaker 1: celebrate the life in the universal language, whether it's e walkes,
Speaker 1: whether it's whether it's ten ten dorin.
Speaker 2: Aren't you impressed that I know even some of the
Speaker 2: lyrics to the you walk song yub Nub Chickie Wine.
Speaker 1: You don't know any of the yub numb? Oh? You
Speaker 1: know is celebrate the live yub no yub nub yub nub.
Speaker 1: Halle Look, I know there's a word. I think there's
Speaker 1: something like halle luke de Nah.
Speaker 2: It'd be great, Joelle, if you could track down someone
Speaker 2: who is this.
Speaker 1: People on YouTube, people.
Speaker 2: Let's bring one of those people on. Who knows the.
Speaker 1: Dude on YouTube? Yeah, he plays it like on a
Speaker 1: mandolin and freaking places.
Speaker 2: You guys, this podcast is so popular that I'm walking
Speaker 2: around New York City with Bill and twice this happened.
Speaker 2: I'm wearing a mask and he's not, and people go, Oh,
Speaker 2: that's that dude from Fake Doctor's your friends, Ah, that's sick.
Speaker 2: Bill Lawrence is getting recognized not for being an Epic
Speaker 2: Emmy winning showrunner, but for being on the Fake Doctors podcast.
Speaker 1: Boom You know, we do what we do for our people,
Speaker 1: you know what I mean. We try to help everybody
Speaker 1: out with their fame. I'm just saying like, and then
Speaker 1: you're welcome, You're welcome, Bill.
Speaker 2: And then all the time people are coming up to
Speaker 2: me and saying how much they love the podcast, and
Speaker 2: it feels so great. Thank you those who do that.
Speaker 2: It makes me so happy.
Speaker 1: You know, I appreciate each and every one of them.
Speaker 1: You know why, because they can put up with you me, Daniel,
Speaker 1: I mean, anybody can put up with Joel.
Speaker 4: Joell is likes the best, truly the best.
Speaker 2: Joe. Have you ever not got along with someone you're
Speaker 2: so pleasurable?
Speaker 1: I imagine you don't want to get on Joelle's bad side.
Speaker 1: I imagine whoever that person was is like get angry.
Speaker 5: It takes so much, but people have achieved it.
Speaker 1: People have achieved it. I feel. I feel like when
Speaker 1: it gets to that level, though, Joelle's like, oh you
Speaker 1: done fucked up.
Speaker 3: Now, it's kind of over and for like after gates
Speaker 3: are closed, I don't want to speak or because after
Speaker 3: we've tried everything, at that point, I've laid down some rules,
Speaker 3: giving you some time to work and like achieve like
Speaker 3: getting better at you know, my boundaries, and my boundaries
Speaker 3: an't for everybody.
Speaker 5: Some people you know don't know. That's fine.
Speaker 1: Are you giving me a car? No?
Speaker 5: Not today Thursday?
Speaker 1: Have you ever hands on someone? Joell?
Speaker 5: No?
Speaker 3: Why would I fight? That's what I don't understand.
Speaker 1: Sorry, go ahead, go ahead. I'm sorry you got Daniel.
Speaker 1: Have you ever had to put hands on someone?
Speaker 4: The only so the short answer no, The very slightly
Speaker 4: longer answer is the only time that I've ever punched
Speaker 4: anyone was in eighth grade when someone put my hat
Speaker 4: in a vending machine and I punched him in the stomach.
Speaker 1: That's Have you ever laid hands on yet?
Speaker 2: In defense, I didn't start it, but I fought.
Speaker 1: Back, Joel, I hear you, man. I hate when people
Speaker 1: try and start ship.
Speaker 3: And why why am I gonna mess up my beautiful
Speaker 3: face for like tell me for like you got a
Speaker 3: step too.
Speaker 5: We gotta teach them a lesson. You gotta listen.
Speaker 3: I need to stay out of your way and you
Speaker 3: need to stay out of mine. And it's sign I
Speaker 3: have a large friendship circle.
Speaker 5: They will protect me emotionally, physically, spiritually if necessary. I'm
Speaker 5: just not gonna do it.
Speaker 1: I don't need yeah, I don't need that.
Speaker 5: I was prepared to once though, when an old man
Speaker 5: was trying to come onto a twelve year old and
Speaker 5: a Starbucks.
Speaker 3: I had to like his hands out of pants. I
Speaker 3: had to like absolutely step in front of the two
Speaker 3: of them. Nobody was doing anything. He's been very loud
Speaker 3: and obvious about it. She's terrified. I was like, bro,
Speaker 3: you gotta get out of here.
Speaker 5: And I was just talking to her, like, you don't
Speaker 5: need to.
Speaker 1: Talk to her.
Speaker 5: She's alone in a Starbucks.
Speaker 3: She's if she's not fourteen, like that's the next age
Speaker 3: she could be this that was ready that day, but
Speaker 3: it didn't come to it.
Speaker 1: Good good, thank god. So I went to.
Speaker 2: Governor's Ball and saw Charlotte Lawrence perform. Was very exciting,
Speaker 2: saw the.
Speaker 1: Video videos You're amazing, and.
Speaker 2: It was so cool because I had the experience of
Speaker 2: not only seeing Charlotte, who have known this little kid
Speaker 2: performing at this giant festival, but standing next to her father,
Speaker 2: who you know. There's a Yiddish expression called kelling and
Speaker 2: it means my father used to always say it, it's
Speaker 2: when you're when you're just heart is so full of pride,
Speaker 2: and you're just beaming at at your child often and
Speaker 2: he was kelling watching his daughter just rule the stage.
Speaker 1: And she was so funny.
Speaker 2: She had a couple of fuck ups she did the funniest,
Speaker 2: but she like made a joke out of it. She
Speaker 2: had one big funny joke that got to laugh and
Speaker 2: Bill goes, I wrote that. And then.
Speaker 1: And then she's jamming on the guitar.
Speaker 2: She has this momentre she goes and picks up the
Speaker 2: guitar and she goes over to her guitars and they're
Speaker 2: like jamming together like people do on the stage. And
Speaker 2: then you see her talking to him and they both
Speaker 2: start laughing, and she goes over to the guitar plug
Speaker 2: and picks it up. The guitar wasn't plugged in for
Speaker 2: the moment that they were jamming together, and she makes
Speaker 2: this face like like but like like she My point
Speaker 2: is she knew even through fuck ups to like to
Speaker 2: like how to make a joke out of it.
Speaker 1: Me, you know, and from so many people, that's amazing,
Speaker 1: that's awesome.
Speaker 2: Sounded great and uh and then I went and saw
Speaker 2: we went. We had some time to kill, so we thought,
Speaker 2: I want to see Phoebe Bridges, who was going to
Speaker 2: be on the same stage, but Meg the Stallion was
Speaker 2: on another stage. And no, you're not gonna believe this.
Speaker 2: Bill Lawrence and I went to Meg the Stallion and.
Speaker 1: I wish you could see I wish you could.
Speaker 2: Have seen a camera on me and Bill watching Meg
Speaker 2: the Stallion and her dancers dance.
Speaker 1: Very very, very provocatively.
Speaker 2: I sent Donald over the video, but I only know
Speaker 2: Meg the Stallion from the Wop video. I don't really
Speaker 2: know her music.
Speaker 1: You don't know Savage Classic.
Speaker 2: Anyway, It's it's a lot like a strip pole show
Speaker 2: with me with music. There's a lot of naughty, naughty twerking. Donald.
Speaker 1: That's great. I love that. That's great. I know, I'm
Speaker 1: just saying, Bill and I totally appreciate the fact that
Speaker 1: you too written. You know, got a little bit of culture.
Speaker 1: We did.
Speaker 2: We got some culture. I had two We did two
Speaker 2: songs worth of twerking, and and then and then and
Speaker 2: then we left. What were the two songs I don't know,
Speaker 2: but there was heavy twerking involved in both of them.
Speaker 2: But then we watched Phoebe Bridges, which was a little
Speaker 2: bit more our speed.
Speaker 1: But no, that was it.
Speaker 2: That was cool.
Speaker 1: What kind of Phoebe Bridges sing?
Speaker 2: You know it's singer songwriter, you'd probably find it boring.
Speaker 1: No, I like singer songwriters.
Speaker 2: You know it's it's a girl singing sad songs with
Speaker 2: her guitar.
Speaker 5: You know who?
Speaker 1: I like, she's got beautiful poetry. The young lady I
Speaker 1: like is uh what's her name? Follow your arrow wherever points?
Speaker 1: Country singer, make lots of noise, kiss lots of boys,
Speaker 1: or kiss lots of girls if that's what you Yeah,
Speaker 1: Casey Musgraves Muskraves straight and narrow, gets a little too straight,
Speaker 1: Roll up a joint. That shit is fire. Follow your
Speaker 1: ever wherever points, Follow your arrow wherever points.
Speaker 2: Did you watch Amanda Clutes on Dancing with the Stars.
Speaker 1: Crush? Now?
Speaker 2: I don't know anything about this scoring, but giving her
Speaker 2: sevens for that was fucking bullshit. I think it must
Speaker 2: be one of these things where like they don't want
Speaker 2: to get your ego too high. Week one. Also that
Speaker 2: basketball player. Did you watch him? He was incredible and
Speaker 2: he got low scores too.
Speaker 1: Do you guys know watching this?
Speaker 2: You watch?
Speaker 1: I did watch it. I'm not a big fan of
Speaker 1: people judging how other people dance. I think that's kind
Speaker 1: of you know whatever.
Speaker 2: Okay, but didn't you think his scores were too low?
Speaker 2: He was incredible?
Speaker 1: Yeah, of course they of course I do. But you know, hey, whatever,
Speaker 1: that's that's the way it.
Speaker 2: Goes anyway, everybody listening, you.
Speaker 1: Know, Yeah, if anything, if anything, what I took away
Speaker 1: from the whole show was vote Amanda Clutes. Y'all if
Speaker 1: you're listening to this and she's still on when this
Speaker 1: comes out, yeah, please vote Amanda Clutes.
Speaker 2: Vote Amanda Clutes. Her dance was amazing and I'm gonna
Speaker 2: watch tonight.
Speaker 1: I'm excited this watch too.
Speaker 2: Yeah, Donald, I like to I was live.
Speaker 1: It's not well, you know what, you know what, you
Speaker 1: know who should have been on the show. Not Iny
Speaker 1: Mon Sheppard. Who's the basketball your player. You're talking about
Speaker 1: his wife, Gianna Taylor.
Speaker 5: Oh hey, oh my, she's like a professional dancer.
Speaker 1: Though was a man clues.
Speaker 2: I just want to give Clutes one fair thing.
Speaker 1: Okay, of course, scaring so so spiced, the spice girl.
Speaker 1: So's the freaking gymnastics. So's Jojo what's her name? Yeah,
Speaker 1: all of that stuff is all of those cats have
Speaker 1: taken dance class and all that and Cody was a
Speaker 1: backup dancer apparently. But anyway, Cody's not on right now
Speaker 1: because it's I know, did you hear what happened? Yeah, man,
Speaker 1: Cody's partner.
Speaker 2: Cody's partner got COVID, so we can't perform this week.
Speaker 1: You know, it's bullshit.
Speaker 2: They should have given him some other pro to come in,
Speaker 2: and I'm sure the pro could have picked it up
Speaker 2: in a half a day or probably ten minutes and
Speaker 2: dance with him. Don't you think that would have been better?
Speaker 1: Well, it was the day before. It's literally literally, I.
Speaker 2: Know Shoon Shune.
Speaker 1: I know, dude, I know, why not? Why not?
Speaker 2: If I was a producer of the show, I would
Speaker 2: have said, everyone, this is a stand in, so you
Speaker 2: got to treat his points and everything be gentle, but
Speaker 2: he'll be dancing.
Speaker 1: Is fed Lana? Everybody he.
Speaker 2: Svetlana could learn the routine in a half a day.
Speaker 2: She's my stand in professional dancer.
Speaker 1: I thought you actually knew, no, But they often have
Speaker 1: like Eastern European names. Lana sounded right. I did not
Speaker 1: doubt it.
Speaker 2: That's I don't know why they didn't do that, like
Speaker 2: bring in a ringer. I don't know an understudy if
Speaker 2: you will, Donald to use a theater.
Speaker 1: Term, yeah, a backup dancer.
Speaker 2: Well, just I just feel bad for Cody. Yeah, but anyway,
Speaker 2: Amanda's Amanda, y'all, Amanda Clutes. I don't know how long?
Speaker 2: When when does this air?
Speaker 1: This one?
Speaker 2: Joelle, do you have any idea?
Speaker 1: We are so far ahead right now, like mid November?
Speaker 1: All right, should we get into the show. We should
Speaker 1: totally get to the show.
Speaker 6: Let's do it? Made about a bunch of.
Speaker 2: This episode has so many things packed in do with Donald.
Speaker 2: I mean, sometimes you get an.
Speaker 1: Episode all old jokes. Every joke in this they're not
Speaker 1: all old joke in this is old jokes except for
Speaker 1: the Turk and Carlo storyline and the stuff that goes
Speaker 1: on with Cod.
Speaker 2: There's some random ass ship. First of all, the riddle's
Speaker 2: not old. The hair met's not old.
Speaker 1: The riddle is old. The riddle we did this one already.
Speaker 1: The riddle is old. This is that's why it's called
Speaker 1: my Deja Vu, my dejah voo. We did this. Everything
Speaker 1: in this is all re used jokes.
Speaker 2: All of the joke, the riddle has already been on,
Speaker 2: yes now, Joel.
Speaker 1: Yes, yes, yeah, that's why.
Speaker 5: At the end, you say, oh, that's what happened to
Speaker 5: my bike, because he destroyed your bike glasses.
Speaker 1: He wrote it the hair met all of the stuff.
Speaker 1: The whole show is all jokes from Scrubs past.
Speaker 2: Oh so that's like, that's so lame. It's like a
Speaker 2: it's like a what do they call a clip show?
Speaker 1: It's not a clips show. We actually act out all
Speaker 1: of the old jokes. Did you watch the show?
Speaker 2: I watched it, but I didn't. I'm sorry that my
Speaker 2: memory I went. I honestly went, oh, this is the
Speaker 2: moment the riddle, Oh, this is the moment hair met.
Speaker 2: I didn't know that that they're rehashed.
Speaker 1: This is all rehashed, so lame. Why did they do that?
Speaker 1: I don't know. I mean, I guess they wanted to
Speaker 1: prove you could tell the same. It's all still funny,
Speaker 1: like all of the time jokes, all of the time
Speaker 1: must have been Really you didn't laugh at inn window again.
Speaker 1: I laughed at every single one of them.
Speaker 2: But I'm sorry that my brain can't even tell you
Speaker 2: that I was under the impression and I was hearing
Speaker 2: these for the first time.
Speaker 1: There was a whole floating head doctor, a renewed floating
Speaker 1: head dog.
Speaker 2: But that was a new floating head.
Speaker 1: That wasn't new floating head doctor short.
Speaker 2: Yes, yeah, that stunt lady took some nice hits to
Speaker 2: the head.
Speaker 1: To the head, all right.
Speaker 2: So Cox returns from his hiatus, trying to drink himself
Speaker 2: to death, as he put it, and I give him
Speaker 2: a big hug.
Speaker 1: It's set on scrubs wiki. This is the second time we.
Speaker 6: Ever hug right.
Speaker 1: Didn't hug you back? Though?
Speaker 2: I don't think so. And I say, you sent those
Speaker 2: demons right back to hell, didn't you. I was out
Speaker 2: of my mind in this episode, dude.
Speaker 1: Yeah, this whole episode is out of its mind.
Speaker 2: Dude, I know. But I was extra effeminate and extra silly,
Speaker 2: and I enjoyed it, don't get me wrong, but I
Speaker 2: was like on below or something. I mean, not in
Speaker 2: real life. The character was extra hyper.
Speaker 1: Yeah. Well, we should also talk about First of all,
Speaker 1: we should talk about these are the these are the
Speaker 1: things in the show that weren't deja vu Ernie the
Speaker 1: homeless Man. Okay, welcome back Cox, sir, Welcome back Coxer.
Speaker 2: Now, how hard did you laugh when I'm going off
Speaker 2: of my run?
Speaker 1: Oh? Dude, who thought they need us. That was a
Speaker 1: run I was going to do, but I guess it's
Speaker 1: a little awkward now. That shit was hilarious. And also
Speaker 1: I remember us shooting. This is the only part of
Speaker 1: the episode that I remember us shooting. Everything else I
Speaker 1: don't remember. But whoda thought.
Speaker 6: They need you?
Speaker 1: That was a run that I was going to do.
Speaker 2: And when I'm like, well, damn names, then the names
Speaker 2: and I wish I still had to welcome back Cox
Speaker 2: her T shirt. Those were nice. Yeah, that was a
Speaker 2: run that I was going to do, but now it's awkward.
Speaker 1: Now I don't know they need you?
Speaker 2: Why am I righting? Why am I riding Sasha through
Speaker 2: a ring of fire? Can you explain that to me?
Speaker 1: Because this is what you do. You get a it's
Speaker 1: a routine of yours.
Speaker 2: That has had to run an errand so I grab
Speaker 2: an apple.
Speaker 1: You get as always, you get a lunch.
Speaker 2: My lunch was the apple off an apple tree. And
Speaker 2: then I did something else and then I rode through
Speaker 2: a ring of fire.
Speaker 1: Which then't there's a callback later on.
Speaker 2: Yeah, but you just run through the ring of fire,
Speaker 2: Turk jumps through it. That was your stunt double though.
Speaker 1: Yeah, Like this episode was nuts man, I don't remember.
Speaker 1: I don't remember some of this shit, like some of
Speaker 1: the things that like Turk gets to watch Sanford and
Speaker 1: Son while because Carl is reading her book and so
Speaker 1: all of the great things that happened to him. The
Speaker 1: one way really fucked it up was like he offers
Speaker 1: her a burrito, he has two, he offers her one
Speaker 1: and she says no. He puts the burrito off screen
Speaker 1: and does a little hand movement. Yeah. Yeah, it's one
Speaker 1: gigantic but so stupid. I wish I had that ability.
Speaker 1: I wish I had that ability.
Speaker 2: Do you ever watch the guys who roll the burritos
Speaker 2: when you were like at one of those places, you
Speaker 2: know whatever, it's Chipotle or something better, and you're like,
Speaker 2: they're never going to be able to roll this one too,
Speaker 2: it's too thick, But they always do. Burrito employees are
Speaker 2: good baby swaddlers.
Speaker 1: Probably probably because that's what you're pretty much doing.
Speaker 2: You know what I learned on the interwebs. Do you
Speaker 2: know who wrote the Sandford and Sun theme song goal.
Speaker 1: If you say Alan Thick, No, Quincy, Sarry Manilo, Quincy, Jones, Quincy, Jones, Quincy.
Speaker 1: That was on the interwebs.
Speaker 2: We licensed that ship, like every other week, we're paying
Speaker 2: Quincy money he doesn't need. I met JJ Abram's daughter.
Speaker 2: I was trying to angle for a part for you
Speaker 2: because she's one of Charlotte's best friends and and and
Speaker 2: she was very nice. She's a singer too, and but
Speaker 2: I'm staring, and I'm going, how can I get Donald
Speaker 2: the job through? JJ?
Speaker 1: I know JJ. I did Pelicity with JJ.
Speaker 2: I know, but I was I thought, if I thought JJ.
Speaker 1: Wants to use me, he knows how to.
Speaker 2: I just thought if the daughter came home and said, dad,
Speaker 2: you know who's so funny, Donald Faison, he might be like, yeah,
Speaker 2: so I worked with Donald back before I was a mega,
Speaker 2: mega director, that.
Speaker 1: Would help a lot. Actually, I was trying for that.
Speaker 1: That always helps. I guess when the kids come home
Speaker 1: and say, Dad, you know what? Yeah?
Speaker 3: This Dudelson ended up in Rihanna's music video Bitch Better
Speaker 3: have My Money.
Speaker 5: His kids were like, you can't pass up an opportunity
Speaker 5: to work with Rihanna. He was like, I don't know
Speaker 5: who that is. And they were like, please work with Rihanna.
Speaker 1: Matt to miggleson and kids.
Speaker 2: Get a lot of stuff done. I want to Michelson.
Speaker 2: I want to you guys got to watch listeners. Did
Speaker 2: I mention The Hunt already? You guys got to watch
Speaker 2: this movie with Matts Michleson called The Hunt, which is wild.
Speaker 7: It is.
Speaker 2: It is dark as fuck. You cannot be someone who doesn't.
Speaker 2: And I don't mean thriller horror dark. I mean emotionally dark,
Speaker 2: like you're gonna be in the fetal position when it's over, but.
Speaker 1: It might be so good. Let's take a break.
Speaker 2: We'll be right back after these fine words.
Speaker 1: We really did the riddle before I could have sworn
Speaker 1: this was the you are fucking right now?
Speaker 2: Okay, So Cox doesn't he's afraid to diagnose missus Goldstein.
Speaker 1: He's lost his mojo, right he well he he We
Speaker 1: assumed that he has.
Speaker 2: Well, he reveals in the end at.
Speaker 1: The end, right, he comes clean in the end. But
Speaker 1: but that's because Elliott kind of forces him. Now. I
Speaker 1: never I never looked at their relationship as a problem
Speaker 1: to relationship. I thought they had their disagreements and everything
Speaker 1: like that.
Speaker 2: But today it really this episode, he says to her,
Speaker 2: I wrote it down. Cox says Elliott is not his favorite.
Speaker 1: Yeah to her face. Yeah, And she and he says,
Speaker 1: and I bet you can agree. I can. I'm sure
Speaker 1: you agree with what I'm saying, and you feel the
Speaker 1: same way about me, you know.
Speaker 2: Yeah, but I never knew that. I never digested that
Speaker 2: they had a relationship like that. But yeah, he was
Speaker 2: always tough on her. He fucks with her a lot.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but I thought it was out of love. It
Speaker 1: turns out it's not. It's out of the fact that
Speaker 1: he just doesn't like her. You know, he respects At
Speaker 1: the end, he shows that he respects her.
Speaker 2: I wonder why he doesn't like her.
Speaker 1: M I don't know.
Speaker 2: The Johnny tattooed on Kelso's butt has been said before. Yes,
Speaker 2: he was an old navy buddy, and if you knew
Speaker 2: what we went through, you'd understand. Yes, damn it, I
Speaker 2: laughed at that. I'm feel stupid now. I laughed at
Speaker 2: the jokes at the same time.
Speaker 1: You know what joke had me? Okay, So this joke
Speaker 1: had me rolling. Okay, she'll have a ginger rale, He'll
Speaker 1: have a beer, and I'll have an apple teini. You know, what,
Speaker 1: the hell with it, I'm gonna have a real drink,
Speaker 1: make that a nectar. Kevin goes, I don't know what
Speaker 1: that is. JD goes, Oh, come on, Kevin, you know,
Speaker 1: make it, make it?
Speaker 2: And then it comes and I go dynamite Nectarini. That
Speaker 2: man knows his way around me.
Speaker 1: Nectar I was like Sean Hayes in this episode, dude,
Speaker 1: this episode is well, that joke is. First of all,
Speaker 1: where's the punchline in the joke other than the nectar?
Speaker 1: You know what I mean.
Speaker 2: It's just the word nectar is funny, that's all.
Speaker 1: But even before that though, Oh, come on, Kevin, you
Speaker 1: know make it. That's the punchline of that part of
Speaker 1: the joke.
Speaker 2: Come on, Kevin, you know me. Don't act like he
Speaker 2: is a nectarini.
Speaker 8: I don't know.
Speaker 1: I don't know if you'll drink Joelle.
Speaker 2: What's in a nectarini?
Speaker 7: I've never heard of it.
Speaker 2: But right now, how about when I passed the basketball
Speaker 2: to Leonard and he catches it with his hook hand
Speaker 2: and pops it.
Speaker 1: No ball in the hole. That's a freaking actual that's
Speaker 1: also a deja vu moment.
Speaker 2: And now two things, I say, don't worry about the ball.
Speaker 2: They come three to a can tennis. Yes. And then
Speaker 2: did you notice that Leonard has to duck for his
Speaker 2: affrod to get underneath the doorway.
Speaker 1: Poor Leonard. I mean he's a security guard.
Speaker 2: He's pacing around the hospital and every doorway he has
Speaker 2: to duck because of that hairstyle.
Speaker 1: Yea hilarious. He's what is he pacing like? He doesn't
Speaker 1: have a station. He doesn't.
Speaker 2: He's like he's he's Leonard is the type of security
Speaker 2: guard that has to has to walk the halls and
Speaker 2: uh and see if there's any trouble.
Speaker 1: Is it like a century yes, yes, yes, well here
Speaker 1: we go.
Speaker 2: Prosecco. It's a prosecco cocktail made with fresh nectarines, nectarines
Speaker 2: and old prosecco. It's kind of like it's kind of
Speaker 2: like a mimosa, but instead of orange juice.
Speaker 1: Come on, Kevin, you know, you know make it now.
Speaker 2: We learned that Troy went to Yale, which has.
Speaker 1: To do this is all DejaVu, dude, Troy going to
Speaker 1: Yale with Deja.
Speaker 2: Okay ale jesus. I remembered with Deja.
Speaker 1: That I learned it from watching you made me laugh
Speaker 1: so hard.
Speaker 2: That those of you who don't know there used to
Speaker 2: be a public service announcement about drugs, right, and do
Speaker 2: you remember that Donald and there was what was the
Speaker 2: drug that the parents were doing?
Speaker 1: Weed? So the whole idea for the PSA is.
Speaker 2: When Donald and I were growing up, and it was
Speaker 2: definitely at least in the Tri State area, and and
Speaker 2: the and the parents were like where did you how?
Speaker 1: Who taught you how to do this?
Speaker 2: He found like the kids weed?
Speaker 1: And the kid was like, I learned it from watching you?
Speaker 1: You okay, from watching you?
Speaker 2: Yeah, And it was like it's supposed to be a
Speaker 2: PSA to parents, like, you know, don't smoke weed.
Speaker 1: In your gonna right, They're gonna smoke just like you.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm sure you can find it on YouTube.
Speaker 1: I learned from watching you. But even the monologue when
Speaker 1: cock when you walk into the hospital and the beginning
Speaker 1: of the show and he does the monologue, the rhythm
Speaker 1: of it and you stepping in in between it and
Speaker 1: for the punchline and then him going back into nevertheless
Speaker 1: whatever it is, you know what I mean? That all
Speaker 1: deja vou, like all of it, Like this whole I
Speaker 1: think we.
Speaker 2: Need to have an ask Bill here. I know it's
Speaker 2: hard to track him down now that he's an Emmy winner,
Speaker 2: but Bill Time, Bill, Now, Bill, we know your big
Speaker 2: time and you're an Emmy winner now and probably won't
Speaker 2: return our call. But why why did you do this
Speaker 2: episode and just repeat all these jokes? Was the writer's
Speaker 2: room so backed up that your idea was, what if
Speaker 2: we did a dejevu episode and repeated all of our
Speaker 2: greatest hit jokes.
Speaker 1: Well, it's not even the greatest hit jokes though, let's
Speaker 1: keep it eye.
Speaker 2: There's there's some pretty darn good ones.
Speaker 1: Some great ones actually, but some of them are ones
Speaker 1: that people missed before. So it's like, you know, let's like,
Speaker 1: obviously you didn't recognize it because you forgot about the
Speaker 1: You thought this was all the first time these jokes
Speaker 1: came through.
Speaker 2: All right, Well, Bill, what was the reason behind repeating
Speaker 2: all these jokes in my Dejevu?
Speaker 1: Ask Bill?
Speaker 9: Okay, you know what you guys should uh ask Bill?
Speaker 9: Hey Bill, how you feeling?
Speaker 1: Man? How you doing you lonely?
Speaker 9: Because if you did ask Bill that the answer would
Speaker 9: be no, I'm good.
Speaker 5: Uh.
Speaker 9: Anyways, yeah, my deja vu. Here's a scope. It's really
Speaker 9: hard to come up with all the stories we came
Speaker 9: up with on Scrubs because one of the things all
Speaker 9: these physicians and we try to be realistic, you know,
Speaker 9: as a medical show. And one of the things all
Speaker 9: the positions that we interviewed would often say is the
Speaker 9: amazing thing is that you kind of sometimes see the
Speaker 9: same things over and over and over and over. And
Speaker 9: then we kind of got obsessed with you know, maybe
Speaker 9: we could do the same medical stories with two patients,
Speaker 9: you know, or with a patient and in the hospital,
Speaker 9: but with different endings because sometimes people come in and
Speaker 9: it goes differently, right, And also we were way behind,
Speaker 9: and so this felt like a great idea to do
Speaker 9: an episode quick because if it's called my deja Vu,
Speaker 9: deja Vu, we all tell stories twice, we all tell
Speaker 9: jokes twice. And the laziest thing we did in this
Speaker 9: episode but was we did the janitor se story the
Speaker 9: riddle line for line except for one change line for
Speaker 9: line and shot for shot. Uh, do you know what
Speaker 9: the one changes?
Speaker 1: We should ask Bill? Ask Bill? Hey?
Speaker 9: You know what you guys should ask Bill when you
Speaker 9: ask Bill sometimes is you should ask Bill how he's feeling?
Speaker 9: And you know, hey Bill, when we asked Bill, how
Speaker 9: are you doing? You know what that Bill would say
Speaker 9: that Bill would say, you know, I hide it. But
Speaker 9: sometimes I'm not so great, so.
Speaker 1: Uh, I don't know. Anyways.
Speaker 9: The one different the difference in the longest ass Bill ever,
Speaker 9: the one difference was the janitor changed where he went
Speaker 9: to college. The first time we did it, I think
Speaker 9: he said he went to Harvard, and the second time
Speaker 9: he said he went to Yale. There's your trivia answer?
Speaker 1: Peace out?
Speaker 9: How are you guys doing?
Speaker 2: Seea thank you bill.
Speaker 1: Carla says if she can't do things Turk can't do. Now,
Speaker 1: did this happen to you? Is this a thing that
Speaker 1: really happens to be I'm sure it does. I'm sure
Speaker 1: it does. My wife didn't do that to me when
Speaker 1: my wife was pregnant with our kids. Dude, I got
Speaker 1: to get its fucked up. Like that was the best
Speaker 1: part about it. Like, I was like, I'm gonna party tonight.
Speaker 1: We're going out tonight. We're gonna go eat sushi. She
Speaker 1: had you had a built in designated driver. Yeah. I
Speaker 1: was like, we're going to get sushi. She's like, I
Speaker 1: can't eat sushi. I was like, you could eat the
Speaker 1: hot plates. And she was like, you're right, I can't
Speaker 1: eat the hot plates. I do like the hot plates.
Speaker 1: And we'd go and we'd eat sushi and I fucking
Speaker 1: get bombed on sake and she'd fucking Now I have
Speaker 1: a question.
Speaker 2: See, couples deal with this differently, and you're our only father,
Speaker 2: So I guess listeners will be answering to their phones.
Speaker 2: But I hear that like some some couples do this
Speaker 2: like no, no, you have to do it with me,
Speaker 2: you can't drink you anything.
Speaker 1: That's selfish. That's bullshit, that's bullshit.
Speaker 2: What about in the middle of the night when the
Speaker 2: mom has to get up to breastfeed, and that's some
Speaker 2: women make the father get up too to sit with her.
Speaker 1: That's that's cool, that's to be. I don't know about
Speaker 1: get up and sit with them, but I do believe
Speaker 1: that the if you have bottles and stuff like that
Speaker 1: and you're doing it that way, the.
Speaker 2: But what about in the scenario where the baby just
Speaker 2: needs to breastfeed, if you make the father expected.
Speaker 1: To just get up and that's not as selfish?
Speaker 2: Man, Joell, do you have any do you any knowledge
Speaker 2: of this that selfish?
Speaker 5: Yeah, because my dad.
Speaker 3: Was the only one who gave me to go back
Speaker 3: to sleep, so he was up Like I'm almost like,
Speaker 3: she doesn't go to sleep with me.
Speaker 1: So you just have to be up. That's a story.
Speaker 1: That's a different story.
Speaker 3: But I would think if I totally, totally, I would
Speaker 3: think that in my in my non child having had
Speaker 3: some mothers, feel free to correct me, But like when
Speaker 3: I want my partner to be asleep so that later
Speaker 3: I could be asleep and they could be up, I
Speaker 3: feel like we had to tag team a child anyway,
Speaker 3: so I don't need us both being equally as exhausted.
Speaker 2: Amanda and Nick, I think, did a version of that.
Speaker 2: We're like Amanda would just let Nicks sleep and while
Speaker 2: she would breastfeed, and then in the morning she'd be like,
Speaker 2: you're taking the baby on a long ass walk and
Speaker 2: I'm going to sleep. Yeah, And they had a little
Speaker 2: situation like that.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's that's the right way to do it, especially Okay,
Speaker 1: so actually, more than anything, communication is the right way
Speaker 1: to do it. If you guys can come up with
Speaker 1: a plan, it works. The fact that Karla just springs
Speaker 1: this on Turk like no, this is the way is
Speaker 1: gonna be.
Speaker 2: A bet of your hand. That was funny though, But.
Speaker 1: That's I do that with my kids now, where my
Speaker 1: kid will be like I'm drinking this, I'd be like,
Speaker 1: you better not drink it, You better put that back
Speaker 1: in the fridge. And he goes, I'm gonna open it,
Speaker 1: and he'll open up. You better not sip it then,
Speaker 1: and he'll sip that ship and it'll be and that's
Speaker 1: when the hell breaks loose. Well yeah, and then and
Speaker 1: then he sits there and then he'll stand there like,
Speaker 1: I can't believe you just hit that out of my hand.
Speaker 2: What will it be with caffeine or something?
Speaker 1: No, like you know, So I made the mistake. Oh god,
Speaker 1: these are the mistakes you make in life. I let them.
Speaker 1: I let them taste sprite, and I let them taste
Speaker 1: Canada dry ginger all probably Probablyah, but the sugar free
Speaker 1: version is just as bad as the as the sugar version,
Speaker 1: regardless of what is in it. It is not necessarily
Speaker 1: a good thing for him to drink. But I made
Speaker 1: the mistake one time. I'm saying, you want to like
Speaker 1: me being I was literally I could feel the devil
Speaker 1: coming out of my skin. You want to try this,
Speaker 1: little boy? Do you want to try this little girl?
Speaker 1: Knowing that the minute they tasted it, it would be
Speaker 1: like I must have this forever and ever and over.
Speaker 2: Why don't you just not have it in the house.
Speaker 1: We don't have it in the house, but anyway, so
Speaker 1: but when it is in the house, he'll be like
Speaker 1: and have some gingerrel. I'll be like no, and it'd
Speaker 1: be like, look, my kid is the king of manipulation.
Speaker 1: He's like, I'm just trying to have a conversation with you, dad,
Speaker 1: Like we had the conversation. I said no. He's like,
Speaker 1: that's not a conversation. That's you telling me no. That's
Speaker 1: all that is. We're not talking about anything. You haven't
Speaker 1: even heard what I'm asking for.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, this is this is my son. This
Speaker 2: is where has come from.
Speaker 1: I have no clue. I have no clue. I think
Speaker 1: kids are good.
Speaker 2: To just they know their parents are tired, right, and
Speaker 2: they just know like if they keep it going, the
Speaker 2: parent is just exhausted.
Speaker 1: They're like, I can't, I can't well up. It's fine,
Speaker 1: that's what the that's what.
Speaker 2: Don't you think kids play on that they know that
Speaker 2: you're just always tired, so that you're just gonna be like, oh, fine,
Speaker 2: have it.
Speaker 1: He's a little ass sometimes like he's a dummy. Sometimes
Speaker 1: like one time he did that he right, and as
Speaker 1: he's walking away with the prize, he goes and that's
Speaker 1: what I And that's how it's done. I knew if
Speaker 1: I just pressured her. He walks by and walks out
Speaker 1: the room right with whatever the whatever, whatever it was,
Speaker 1: whether it's a donut, soft drink, or whatever the fuck
Speaker 1: it is. He's now exited and is about to go
Speaker 1: and do what it is that he wanted to do.
Speaker 1: And he lets out what the plan was, and when
Speaker 1: me and my wife both look at each other, like,
Speaker 1: what the fuck this motherfucker did, he's running that house
Speaker 1: over there, he runs the.
Speaker 5: Show future ceo over here understands.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and it's it's he just gets the art of
Speaker 1: you say no, and he finds a way to make
Speaker 1: it so that no was the wrong answer, you know
Speaker 1: what I mean. It's like no, I said no, You're
Speaker 1: not even having a conversation. I did have the conversation
Speaker 1: with you. I said no, no, No, that's not even
Speaker 1: where we're at yet. I haven't even explained to you
Speaker 1: the scenario or what it is I'm trying to do.
Speaker 1: What I'm trying to say is rock Oh. I said no,
Speaker 1: And now you're interrupting me. Oh my, I wish you
Speaker 1: just let me finish.
Speaker 2: I'm not having kids.
Speaker 1: Yeah, don't do it.
Speaker 5: I would not survive the eighties.
Speaker 2: We need someone on this podcasts who promotes how great
Speaker 2: having kids is, because this podcast is making me not
Speaker 2: need them.
Speaker 1: You know, I'll tell you this now, but if they
Speaker 1: sound exhausted. But then this weekend, I freake it. You
Speaker 1: know it's it's true. But then this weekend we went
Speaker 1: out and watched him play a soccer game against a
Speaker 1: bunch of other kids, and they all like his team,
Speaker 1: that the team that they were playing against was obviously
Speaker 1: better than them, was better passing, all of that stuff.
Speaker 1: But his team won by one point. It was a
Speaker 1: penalty kick and Rocco kicked the penalty kick into the goal,
Speaker 1: you know what I mean. And it was one nothing
Speaker 1: and it was a hard for it game and they're,
Speaker 1: you know, the the our goalkeeper. He blocked like hundred,
Speaker 1: not hundreds, but like at least ten shots directly at him.
Speaker 1: It was just an amazing game. One nothing.
Speaker 2: Go congratulations team. I laughed at when you when I
Speaker 2: when I get your coffee, I go, please have some
Speaker 2: sort of nuts nut and it's hazel, Hazel.
Speaker 1: I only my one type of nut milk in my coffee, almond.
Speaker 1: That's it.
Speaker 2: No, I think I was talking about the coffee blend itself.
Speaker 2: It was hazel nut coffee.
Speaker 1: Do you like hazel nut? I do.
Speaker 2: I only like oat milk in terms of milk.
Speaker 1: You don't like?
Speaker 2: Why because I like the taste of of oats and
Speaker 2: I think it makes a nice flavor.
Speaker 1: A lot of people are a lot of people are
Speaker 1: allergic to oats.
Speaker 2: Oh really, yeah, I don't. I don't. I don't have
Speaker 2: real milk in my coffee anymore.
Speaker 1: Library, library, strawberry, strawberry.
Speaker 2: These are all old jokes. Yes, I feel so, I
Speaker 2: feel so.
Speaker 1: I will say this. What's the word Neil's Neil's spons
Speaker 1: Neil's response to each one of Troy's uh buttons is different. Okay,
Speaker 1: that's not DejaVu. Neil's not saying the same joke with him,
Speaker 1: but the whole thing with the coin. We just watched
Speaker 1: that earlier.
Speaker 2: Okay, Well, let's talk about how floating head doctor and
Speaker 2: and and how body kills Elliott?
Speaker 1: Yes, and then floating head doctor and body fight.
Speaker 2: And you'll fight yes, and body shot we should say.
Speaker 2: By Linda Mendoza our director of the week.
Speaker 1: Dejavoo. Dejavoo written by who though Schwartz.
Speaker 2: I believe Mike Schwartz. Let me double check my notes. Yes,
Speaker 2: Mike Schwartz and Linda Mendoza. We're gonna get a break
Speaker 2: and we'll be right back after this.
Speaker 1: And we're bad. I wonder when is this the Christmas episode?
Speaker 1: Are we near the Christmas episode for Fake Doctor's real friends?
Speaker 1: Is this around the holidays?
Speaker 5: Yet?
Speaker 1: Are we near the days? Well?
Speaker 2: I want to say that Cox finally comes around and
Speaker 2: has a very heartfelt conversation with Elliott, and I thought
Speaker 2: that was well done. And he's so mean to her.
Speaker 2: I think she said, you've never shown me an ounce
Speaker 2: of respect. And then he confesses to her that he
Speaker 2: was indeed petrified to make a decision on his patient's
Speaker 2: healthcare and he didn't want anyone to know. And he said,
Speaker 2: I hope that in telling you this, you see that
Speaker 2: I do indeed respect you.
Speaker 1: Yes.
Speaker 2: I thought that was well acted by them.
Speaker 1: Both both of them. Yeah, Well, this episode, everyone else
Speaker 1: is in peripheral. These two were actually center stage telling
Speaker 1: uh the a story. And it's a great it's a
Speaker 1: great it's a great fake out too, you know, like
Speaker 1: you honestly believe that Cox is back and he's fine,
Speaker 1: But in all honesty, he's still it's still in him,
Speaker 1: and he still feels, you know, he still feels the guilt.
Speaker 2: I'm sure that happens to two real doctors when they
Speaker 2: make a call that was wrong. I could imagine they
Speaker 2: get in their head and and and and second guests themselves.
Speaker 1: Yet as well, if you're a good doctor, you push forward,
Speaker 1: keep it moving.
Speaker 2: The World Spins madly On by the Weepies. It's a
Speaker 2: beautiful song. The show ends to the Wheepies is a
Speaker 2: great band.
Speaker 1: If you don't know, I'm gonna say, who are the Weepies?
Speaker 1: Tell us about the Weepees.
Speaker 2: Well, they are a couple, and they just have a
Speaker 2: lot of beautiful music. Put them into your Spotify and
Speaker 2: I guarantee you you will enjoy a lot of their music.
Speaker 2: It's very like Chill Laurel Canyon vibes, couple harmonies. The
Speaker 2: World spins madlyon.
Speaker 1: Troy might have killed somebody in confusion, Like it's a possibility,
Speaker 1: like somebody confused him so much that he was like
Speaker 1: kill him.
Speaker 2: Troy. Troy seems to not get that the Janitor doesn't
Speaker 2: really want me dead. He he likes to torture me
Speaker 2: and he likes to ruin my life. But Troy keeps
Speaker 2: having to be told that no, we're not we're not
Speaker 2: going to kill JD.
Speaker 1: But he's and he's so eager to do it.
Speaker 7: Right.
Speaker 2: I just feel like what would happen if troy muzzle
Speaker 2: was taken off the Yeah, it's like, you know, I
Speaker 2: used to have this cat and the cat would be
Speaker 2: out all night. It was an outdoor cat and it
Speaker 2: came in and out, but when it was out at night,
Speaker 2: it would leave offerings of the animals it caught on
Speaker 2: the back deck. It would leave a little rat, it
Speaker 2: would leave a little bird. And that's kind of what
Speaker 2: the that's what what what cats do for who they
Speaker 2: perceived to be the leader of the pack.
Speaker 1: They was this your cat?
Speaker 2: Yeah, it was our family cat. But in terms of
Speaker 2: the cat mentality, they want to leave offerings to the
Speaker 2: leader of the pack. And look what I caught for
Speaker 2: for you, great leader.
Speaker 1: Right, here's my contribution.
Speaker 2: Right, here's what I did last night. And I thought,
Speaker 2: what if Troy did that for Neil and killed me
Speaker 2: and left me on, left me on the Janitor's back porch. God,
Speaker 2: that would have been a good fantasy.
Speaker 1: I'm no Superman. Man finale over done. I'm no Superman, and.
Speaker 2: It turns out I was not a Superman because I'm
Speaker 2: dead right.
Speaker 1: I'm no Superman. Gonk. Series finale tonight a very special
Speaker 1: episode of Scrubs. It's the series finale.
Speaker 2: See might need tattoo that I show you, guys.
Speaker 1: Skull that's so cool. I really like it. Why don't
Speaker 1: you get a skull? I got a skull because I
Speaker 1: guess I gotta skull because I just like, Okay, I understand.
Speaker 1: It's just I mean, it's a.
Speaker 2: Skull, I know, but it's not a scary skull.
Speaker 1: That's a skull.
Speaker 2: It's just a cute skull. All right, Joel, Let's bring
Speaker 2: the collar and.
Speaker 8: You can talk to you know, like a Boa spoke
Speaker 8: some maybe talk about the episode. So come on, let's
Speaker 8: get the show.
Speaker 1: Ladies and gentlemen, give it up for mar shit. I
Speaker 1: know that face. Are you still married? The question is
Speaker 1: are you still married?
Speaker 7: Oh?
Speaker 1: Is that Michelle?
Speaker 2: Oh?
Speaker 1: Joelle?
Speaker 2: Christmases come early? Yes, Michelle. I'm worried that you're sitting alone.
Speaker 2: Is that a bad sign?
Speaker 1: It is not.
Speaker 7: My husband had to go on a business trip. We
Speaker 7: are still married a.
Speaker 2: Business trips trip. Let's remind our listeners who have missed
Speaker 2: the episode. Michelle, please interrupt me if I if I
Speaker 2: summarize this in any incorrect way. Michelle went to her
Speaker 2: husband and said that she would like to have sex
Speaker 2: with his best friend. And his her husband said okay.
Speaker 1: He didn't say okay, He was like yes, yes, and
Speaker 1: he was not allowed to be there.
Speaker 2: They would go off and do it at the friend's house.
Speaker 2: And and they do it monthly, Michelle, every other week,
Speaker 2: every other week, oh sorry, by monthly. Yes, And and
Speaker 2: the friends still hangs out with the with the with
Speaker 2: them at their house. They're all tight. And and at last,
Speaker 2: at last check in, the husband had not yet been
Speaker 2: given an opportunity to have the same sort of situation.
Speaker 2: On her side of things, Mitchelle.
Speaker 1: Did say it was all good if he did want
Speaker 1: to do it. They just had to find the right person.
Speaker 2: Right, Michelle, what is going on in this in this
Speaker 2: wacky family?
Speaker 7: Well, I am sorry to tell you that it is
Speaker 7: not very much of an update. Everything is still good.
Speaker 7: He has not done anything, but he knows that he
Speaker 7: has permission. We've discussed it at length, so I don't
Speaker 7: know if he wants to, and I am not going
Speaker 7: to pressure him into doing it, just so that it
Speaker 7: feels okay for me.
Speaker 2: Right, Whenever you return from your date with the friend,
Speaker 2: does he ever ask questions like what did you guys do?
Speaker 1: What did you watch?
Speaker 3: What?
Speaker 6: What did you what was it?
Speaker 2: Does he have curiosity about it?
Speaker 7: He usually asked like, what would you watch? And we
Speaker 7: do we watch? You know, a movie or a show
Speaker 7: or you know, whatever it might be. He has never
Speaker 7: really asked details about the other activities. Right, But you know,
Speaker 7: I just say it was a good evening or you know,
Speaker 7: we me and the friend obviously have conversations too, and
Speaker 7: if something relevant comes up, we'll talk about that, not
Speaker 7: even relationship wise, just or friends who talk about things
Speaker 7: have similar interests.
Speaker 1: So I got a question, do you worry about forming
Speaker 1: a deeper relationship.
Speaker 2: With good question?
Speaker 7: No, I mean, and that was my husband's One of
Speaker 7: his concerns with this is like, yeah, understandably, you know,
Speaker 7: my husband and I have been together for this Saturday
Speaker 7: will be our eleventh wedding anniversary. We were Yeah, we've
Speaker 7: been together for seventeen years. I'm I'm thirty three, so
Speaker 7: I've been with him my entire adult life, so like,
Speaker 7: there's nothing that can be deeper and more profound than
Speaker 7: that connection that we have already.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you guys knew each other since junior high school,
Speaker 1: you said.
Speaker 7: Since high school?
Speaker 1: High school?
Speaker 2: Okay, Yeah, I think I would be insecure about it.
Speaker 2: And I've said this before, but on so many levels,
Speaker 2: there's the what if he's better at sex or or
Speaker 2: I'm not better at sex? But what if they have
Speaker 2: a better sexual chemistry.
Speaker 1: Than we do? But if it's bigger than mine?
Speaker 2: Of course, what if his geness is bigger and more
Speaker 2: satisfying and girthier. What if you know, and of course,
Speaker 2: as Donald put it, what if what if all of
Speaker 2: a sudden they just hit it off and they have
Speaker 2: this incredible emotional connection that's deeper than ours. That would
Speaker 2: make me so nuts.
Speaker 7: Yeah, And I mean we've we've talked about that at length,
Speaker 7: probably more so than a regular relationship, because we've brought
Speaker 7: the us up. You know, that is not it's hard
Speaker 7: to know because you're just getting little snippets of our lives.
Speaker 7: But you know, when this first came up, my husband's
Speaker 7: like ask those exact same questions. What if you know,
Speaker 7: you fall madly in love and you run away with
Speaker 7: him and I said, okay, let's play that out. He
Speaker 7: would never the friend would never ever let that happen,
Speaker 7: Like even if I'm like, oh my gosh, I love you,
Speaker 7: like let's run away together. He doesn't want to deal
Speaker 7: with my kids.
Speaker 2: But what if the friend Okay, I hear what you're saying.
Speaker 2: But do you ever think I, when you're fully honest
Speaker 2: with yourself, the friend might have very strong feelings for you.
Speaker 7: Yeah, and that that is valid?
Speaker 2: And we does he date, sorry, start Michl. Does he
Speaker 2: date outside of this situation?
Speaker 7: He has not yet. He is on dating apps. He's
Speaker 7: looking around. We talk about it, like sometimes when I
Speaker 7: go over there, we'll look at the matches and I'll
Speaker 7: help him like craft messages.
Speaker 2: And you won't be jealous when he is with somebody else.
Speaker 7: No, And we've had I check in with him, probably
Speaker 7: annoyingly frequently and make sure like we're all good, like
Speaker 7: whatever you want on that end, like you just have
Speaker 7: to let me know, you know, I will do this
Speaker 7: as long as everyone is comfortable and having a good time.
Speaker 7: If you feel like you need more out of a relationship,
Speaker 7: like an actual relationship where you can, you know, foster
Speaker 7: something long term, get married, what have you.
Speaker 2: Yeah, just tell me yeah, because you don't want him,
Speaker 2: especially if he's your friend, getting stuck in a situation
Speaker 2: where he's like, all right, here's my conundrum. I love Michelle,
Speaker 2: but she's never gonna be mine because we've established the parameters.
Speaker 2: But I don't care. I'm obsessed with her. Maybe one
Speaker 2: day she'll change her mind, So I'm not going to
Speaker 2: go out and find my life partner. That that could happen, right, right,
Speaker 2: And like I have.
Speaker 7: Told him that that please.
Speaker 1: I want.
Speaker 7: Ultimately, I want everyone in this situation to be happy
Speaker 7: and whatever that takes. Like before we even started this,
Speaker 7: before anything happened, when we had the initial discussion, like, hey,
Speaker 7: would you be interested in this? I told him, and
Speaker 7: we had this discussion that you know, our friendship comes first,
Speaker 7: Like that was his main concern. He's like, I don't
Speaker 7: want this to negatively impact our friendship. You know, the
Speaker 7: three of us have been friends for a long time.
Speaker 7: We lost touch for a few years, like right before
Speaker 7: the pandemic, and then the pandemic kind of brought us
Speaker 7: back into the fold, so that friendship bond is there.
Speaker 7: We just have a little extra.
Speaker 1: I gotta tell you, Michelle, whatever it is, it's working
Speaker 1: for you because you definitely look happy, you know what
Speaker 1: I mean, even from when we saw you the first time.
Speaker 1: It's like a complete glow up. I don't know if
Speaker 1: it's the hair matching, the eyes, whatever it is, but
Speaker 1: it's like a glow up so you seem happy. So whatever,
Speaker 1: you guys, I know.
Speaker 2: But I'm but Donald, I'm fascinated by the fact that
Speaker 2: Michelle is pulling off this balancing act.
Speaker 1: I know, well, she's juggling. She definitely is juggling, but
Speaker 1: situation yeah man, yeah, man, it's like what do I
Speaker 1: want tonight be for chicken? You know what I'm saying.
Speaker 1: She's juggling it. It's nothing wrong with that.
Speaker 2: I saw Neil Brannan did a show, did a show
Speaker 2: that I highly recommend you guys see at the Cherry
Speaker 2: Lane Theater if you're in New York. It's incredible. But
Speaker 2: he made some joke that was like, your wife wants
Speaker 2: to have sex three or four times a week, just
Speaker 2: not necessarily with you, and I thought that was funny.
Speaker 2: And Michelle's living her best life like that. But but Joelle,
Speaker 2: what are your thoughts on this? You're a very progressive woman.
Speaker 1: You yeah, what do you?
Speaker 2: I mean, how do I'm speechless? Do you have any
Speaker 2: thoughts on this?
Speaker 5: What really impresses me is Michelle's ability to communicate.
Speaker 3: I feel like a lot of people when they be Pollyannory,
Speaker 3: they think of like, oh, nice little sex partners.
Speaker 5: It's like fun and wild.
Speaker 3: But for my friends who are in polyamas relationships, the
Speaker 3: most difficult part is like not got to juggle for
Speaker 3: people's emotions and figure out how they all feel. Like
Speaker 3: I'm a friend who dates couples, right, They're like, I
Speaker 3: don't want to be in a committed relationship, but I'm
Speaker 3: looking for like the feelings of love without having to
Speaker 3: fall in love.
Speaker 5: And I mean when you're with a couple, like that's
Speaker 5: really messy.
Speaker 3: You're like working with both of their needs and desires,
Speaker 3: but also they come with their own like couple baggage,
Speaker 3: and so it's hard, I think to have successful relationships
Speaker 3: like this.
Speaker 1: I was gonna say the same thing, Joelle, like what
Speaker 1: happens when he does find another relationship? But you guys
Speaker 1: still keep your relationship going and the other person has
Speaker 1: to has to find their way into this dance.
Speaker 2: Then we sell this whole fucking thing to Bravo. That's what.
Speaker 1: Zach, I promise you. This isn't new, this is this
Speaker 1: happens all the time. No, I know, but it's new
Speaker 1: to me.
Speaker 2: I even Joelle using the proper lingo polyamor relationships, it's
Speaker 2: new to me. I don't know. Michelle is the first
Speaker 2: person I've ever spoken to who's doing this successfully so
Speaker 2: and I'm sure a lot of our listeners all over
Speaker 2: the world are are are are hearing about it for
Speaker 2: the first time.
Speaker 1: I mean some and some are doing it successful.
Speaker 2: And some of them are listening while they're fucking their
Speaker 2: their husband's best friend.
Speaker 1: They're fucking right now, being like it's like.
Speaker 6: Us ayther way.
Speaker 2: Sorry, this is a side note, Michelle, if you don't
Speaker 2: mind my digression. Joel sent Donald and I a link
Speaker 2: for someone who wants to advertise on our on our show.
Speaker 2: And I don't want to say the product name because
Speaker 2: I don't want to give them an ad before we decide,
Speaker 2: but Joelle send the link to Daniel so he knows
Speaker 2: what it is. It is a thing you put your
Speaker 2: penis into and it blows. Is it blow air on it?
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's suction. It's suction and blowing. Yeah, it's like
Speaker 1: it's pressure. It's air pressure. It's not a it's not a.
Speaker 5: If.
Speaker 2: It's not a fake vagina. We've silicon.
Speaker 1: It's actually made not a flesh women, it's men and women.
Speaker 2: No, No, it's for the falls Donald, I know, but.
Speaker 1: No, they're saying the same thing that they do. There's
Speaker 1: a suction thing that they have for women now that
Speaker 1: they can put on their glitterists. It's the same technology.
Speaker 2: Okay, but Joel, I was shocked, a but that you
Speaker 2: wanted us to advertise this on the podcast and be
Speaker 2: that I don't have one at my home to try.
Speaker 1: I was going to say, we should at least try these.
Speaker 2: Things, Joel, Joelle, I just want you know the product
Speaker 2: like that, we have to test it to see.
Speaker 1: These things. I can't endorse searched.
Speaker 2: I can't endorse the dice and penis sucker until I've
Speaker 2: tried it.
Speaker 1: The five thousand until.
Speaker 2: And send Danel one too, Joelle, did you see Daniel
Speaker 2: there's a whole video. I was like, I went to
Speaker 2: their website because I was obviously curious and I was like,
Speaker 2: how are they going to do a demonstration video? They
Speaker 2: clearly smartly smartly used animation, not real people.
Speaker 1: But it's just promote anything. Does it promote anything?
Speaker 3: Like?
Speaker 2: Actually, their advert their ad campaign is that is would
Speaker 2: you don't you ever wish you could have an orgasm
Speaker 2: on the scale of a female orgasm? And this and
Speaker 2: this product says that it will give the male the
Speaker 2: explosive nature of joll.
Speaker 1: Why haven't we received product from We.
Speaker 2: Are not listen, if you work for this company, we
Speaker 2: are not advertising for you until we get samples.
Speaker 1: Yes for discussion.
Speaker 2: All right, I'm sorry, Michelle, I just had to bring
Speaker 2: that up. To bring that up. Well, listen, the good
Speaker 2: news is is that things are good and nothing bad
Speaker 2: has happened, and you are living proof that people can
Speaker 2: be in polyamorous relationships and be happy. And it doesn't
Speaker 2: even have to be reciprocated in a sense that your
Speaker 2: husband seems fine not having his own situation.
Speaker 1: I wonder if I wonder if his best friend. That's
Speaker 1: the thing. I wonder if his best friend, when he
Speaker 1: does find a relationship because he is actively looking, I
Speaker 1: wonder if he introduces Have you guys talked about him
Speaker 1: introducing his relationship into this.
Speaker 7: Uh, he hasn't gotten very far in that world.
Speaker 1: He's not going on dates right right, He's you know, made.
Speaker 7: Some matches and talked to a few people. But he
Speaker 7: has told me he will be totally open with where
Speaker 7: he is at in that process. And I am the
Speaker 7: kind of person that if he starts going on dates,
Speaker 7: I'm going to ask him where do you you know,
Speaker 7: do you want to introduce this? Like do you want
Speaker 7: to just you know, cut this off.
Speaker 2: For a while, or you also want to make sure
Speaker 2: you're safe because if he's out there having sex with
Speaker 2: Rando's yes. But also, I mean another thing that's let's
Speaker 2: the state that's obvious is he's having his sexual needs met.
Speaker 2: So that hunger to go out and search for a
Speaker 2: mate is probably lessons because he knows, he knows bi monthly.
Speaker 1: He's like, not this week, but next week.
Speaker 7: And I I when he told me he had downloaded
Speaker 7: these dating apps, I'm like, do you, like, do you
Speaker 7: want me to stop? Like do you want to stop
Speaker 7: this and you know, just start clean? And he his
Speaker 7: response was that it feels good to have that self
Speaker 7: confidence of being active in.
Speaker 1: He was like, he was like what you're talking about. Stop?
Speaker 2: I love his very diplomatic answer. No, I don't feel
Speaker 2: that that would be the best prescription. You want to
Speaker 2: stop what we do it?
Speaker 1: Wait? Hold on, now, you want to stop the I
Speaker 1: was bullshit when I said I was looking at the apps.
Speaker 1: I was serious. All right, Well, I imagine we just
Speaker 1: came on for for a catch.
Speaker 2: Us up right.
Speaker 1: You don't lets you have any questions?
Speaker 2: No, she can't have any questions. This woman's life is
Speaker 2: all figured out, she's got it all going.
Speaker 1: Do you have a fixed your life? I don't.
Speaker 7: I just want to clarify one thing. We don't. We
Speaker 7: haven't labeled this like we are just living this life.
Speaker 7: But I think the term open marriage is probably more
Speaker 7: appropriate than polyamory.
Speaker 2: Okay, okay, so I don't know. We just go by Joel.
Speaker 2: She's our term.
Speaker 3: Uh.
Speaker 1: We were very to ask so listeners.
Speaker 2: Listeners who are also learning there's a difference between polyamory
Speaker 2: and just open open marriage.
Speaker 7: Right, and uh, I will say people on the internet
Speaker 7: are not very nice. I don't know if you know.
Speaker 1: You know what you know what, but you're but don't
Speaker 1: let wait, they didn't they didn't come and find you, did.
Speaker 7: They from no one has come and find found me.
Speaker 1: But I we're using an alias for you, aren't you?
Speaker 2: Are we okay? Good?
Speaker 5: Oh?
Speaker 2: I thought you were implying for a second that people
Speaker 2: had found you from our show and were being unkind.
Speaker 1: I didn't like you know what, How did you mean it?
Speaker 2: How did you like?
Speaker 7: In a comments section from when the original episode posted, I.
Speaker 2: Well, you need to learn now that you're in there,
Speaker 2: now that you're in the pretend public eye, you need
Speaker 2: to know to never read a comment section about yourself.
Speaker 1: Every everybody. Everybody has an opinion, man, everybody has You
Speaker 1: know what, if you're easy to pass to cast judgment too,
Speaker 1: it seems like you know what I mean. And if you're.
Speaker 2: Happy and and and and and everyone's being honest, then
Speaker 2: it's nobody else's business.
Speaker 1: You know.
Speaker 2: It's like Donald and Casey and I we're talking about
Speaker 2: doing that stuff. Fuck up, we are experience. It's in discussions.
Speaker 2: It's in discussions. Joel's face.
Speaker 1: All right, Michelle, thank you for coming on.
Speaker 2: We always appreciate you educating us, really, and you're educating
Speaker 2: our audience in in uh in new ways of being
Speaker 2: for people that are out there. You're not just limited
Speaker 2: to the stuff your parents grew up with. You can
Speaker 2: do whatever the heck you want.
Speaker 1: Michelle. We have two favorite callers that call in. You
Speaker 1: are one of them and the other one Penis. Doctor. Yeah,
Speaker 1: we need.
Speaker 2: You know what I want to have, Joelle, if you
Speaker 2: could coordinate this, I'd like to have the the device
Speaker 2: that lows on your peenie. Yes, that's Donald and I
Speaker 2: and then I and then I'd like to have doctor
Speaker 2: Penis come on and tell me why I'm now having
Speaker 2: a female organism.
Speaker 1: All right, guys, that's our show.
Speaker 2: It was a short recap because, as Donald explained to me,
Speaker 2: they're all recycled jokes. We love you all very much, Michelle,
Speaker 2: thanks for coming on and thanks.
Speaker 1: For coming back on. Tell your guys. When we said
Speaker 1: what's up? Tell your husband, we said hello, and tell
Speaker 1: his best friend. We said what's up? Everybody? We said hello,
Speaker 1: and we love you guys.
Speaker 2: Show made about a bunch of.
Speaker 5: The story.
Speaker 6: Nephew here, sweet
Speaker 3: E.