Speaker 1: Hey, love that you made it to the podcast. Thank
Speaker 1: you so much.
Speaker 2: As one thing that totally makes my day is when
Speaker 2: people share our podcast and then tag us at Brook
Speaker 2: and Jeffrey.
Speaker 1: Yes, because then we can thank you in person. We
Speaker 1: know who you are.
Speaker 3: You know me to stock your Insta Loki.
Speaker 1: Okay, that's too same, all right, follow the podcast, share away,
Speaker 1: and enjoy the show.
Speaker 4: It's Brook and Jeffrey in the morning, and it's our
Speaker 4: most unpopular thing that we do all year, but.
Speaker 1: Let's do it.
Speaker 4: What we're about to do here, at least for the
Speaker 4: people in this room, because at the start of every
Speaker 4: year we like to ask our listeners to text into
Speaker 4: seventy eighty five to nine two and tell us what
Speaker 4: can we do better as a show. It's basically like
Speaker 4: holding up a giant mirror and saying what's wrong with us?
Speaker 3: I mean, people are very eager to answer.
Speaker 5: Yes.
Speaker 2: Already text messages was coming in and Jeffrey hasn't even
Speaker 2: explained it at all.
Speaker 4: We do appreciate that enthusiasm. And in the past, I mean,
Speaker 4: what feedback have we gotten. We've had comments about Jose's
Speaker 4: laugh Yeah, questions like did Alexis really go to college?
Speaker 4: Or even high school. And then, of course we get
Speaker 4: to Brook. A lot of people right in saying Brook
Speaker 4: needs to stop whining and complaining and get off of
Speaker 4: her high horse. Oh man, that's not fair because I've
Speaker 4: already texted that in myself this morning, so no need
Speaker 4: to pile on extra. Okay, let's find some of Brook's
Speaker 4: other shortcomings.
Speaker 2: I'm a really positive, optimistic person, actually, Jeffrey, thank you
Speaker 2: very much.
Speaker 4: Maybe that's one of the problems text it in. We're
Speaker 4: too optimistic. We will take any and all feedback though,
Speaker 4: for the new year. Whether it's a segment that you
Speaker 4: don't like that we do.
Speaker 2: A segment we should do that you've heard somewhere else
Speaker 2: that we can steal.
Speaker 4: Well, we'll get anything because we want to be a
Speaker 4: better show, right Brook, Yes, didn't really buy that. Broke
Speaker 4: text less hesitation from Brook this year. Now, let's get
Speaker 4: into the shot comic question of the day with the
Speaker 4: man who has to respond to or delete all of
Speaker 4: the feedback that we get. He answered, we appreciate a
Speaker 4: digital jake.
Speaker 6: Today we're trying out a new feature on the shot
Speaker 6: Callar called dim Personations with Alexis dim Dismy. It could
Speaker 6: last one day. It could last two years. We don't
Speaker 6: know how it'll go, but we're trying it out. Dim
Speaker 6: Personations with Alexis.
Speaker 1: Have you been prepped on this at all?
Speaker 6: Alexis, She'll be given the name of a very famous person.
Speaker 6: It could be a modern celebrity or a famous historical figure.
Speaker 6: But once she has the name, she'll have a few
Speaker 6: seconds to think about how she wants to do it.
Speaker 6: Then the clock will start and for thirty seconds, Alexis
Speaker 6: needs to impersonate them, using their voice or how she
Speaker 6: believes they might sound.
Speaker 4: Oh, you have to do it. So we have to
Speaker 4: be able to guess who she is.
Speaker 1: Don't you think they're all going to sound the same.
Speaker 6: So she'll be impersonating someone and giving enough clues so
Speaker 6: the host can correctly guess who she is. Yes, each
Speaker 6: of you will have your own chance, and there's no
Speaker 6: helping each other on this. Brook has a impersonation, Jose
Speaker 6: is an impersonation, then, but it's.
Speaker 1: All the same person for the three of us.
Speaker 6: You each have a different person each time, and we
Speaker 6: can't help each other.
Speaker 1: Guess she needs to be versatile, right, okay, jealous of.
Speaker 6: At any time in the thirty seconds you correctly guess
Speaker 6: the name of the person, then you're saved from the
Speaker 6: shock and I'll give you a good ding.
Speaker 1: Okay, don't it's okay, got it right.
Speaker 6: If you don't get in thirty seconds, though, you will
Speaker 6: be getting shocked. Everyone understand.
Speaker 1: Yes, I'm so excited and we can't help each other.
Speaker 7: That's right.
Speaker 6: So this is just Brook and Alexis for this one.
Speaker 4: Alexis, how are your charades skills? Overall?
Speaker 3: We're about to find out charades.
Speaker 4: You can't talk, Jeffrey, that's part of you know whatever.
Speaker 6: We'll see all right, Brook, you're gonna go first, Alexis.
Speaker 6: Here's the person you'll be dim personally.
Speaker 1: Oh, you're handing her piece of paper.
Speaker 6: Okay, give her about ten seconds to figure out how
Speaker 6: she wants to do it, and then we'll start the clock.
Speaker 4: When you're ready. He's already laughing. That's good, okay, And
Speaker 4: three to one go.
Speaker 3: I'm gonna invent something change the world, gonna change the world.
Speaker 3: It might be electricity, Oh what's happening?
Speaker 8: Or it might be a telephone electricity guy, but it's
Speaker 8: it's it's the other dude.
Speaker 3: You might sign the Declaration of Independence.
Speaker 4: Of Yeah, Benjamin Franklin is an old and confused man,
Speaker 4: so maybe that impersonation was right.
Speaker 6: That impersonation was Benjamin Franklin. One could have been everything,
Speaker 6: all right, what he did?
Speaker 4: I invented something.
Speaker 6: Jose, you're up next, going to hand alexisis impersonation for
Speaker 6: you to her right now.
Speaker 4: I'm so excited.
Speaker 6: Oh God, please raise your hand when you're in her
Speaker 6: hand is up?
Speaker 4: Okay, three, two, one?
Speaker 2: Go?
Speaker 3: Hy yah?
Speaker 4: Yeah, throwing her hands around, Oh yeah, rolling around.
Speaker 3: I'm fighting for.
Speaker 1: Don't mess with me. Okay, karate chop you. I don't
Speaker 1: know what he says.
Speaker 9: I don't know if anyone's ever said karate language.
Speaker 6: Okay, Okay, I'm sorry, the timer is up. Okay, Hose,
Speaker 6: you did not get a guess in there in that
Speaker 6: thirty seconds. You have a guess here at the end.
Speaker 6: Only that I can think of his chan that.
Speaker 4: I'm sorry.
Speaker 6: I was supposed to wait till we'll get the guesses
Speaker 6: in during the time next time.
Speaker 4: But that was jack Chan apologist to Jackie Chan if
Speaker 4: he's listening to our show, So.
Speaker 6: We're two for two impersonations with Alexis.
Speaker 4: Yeah, is she?
Speaker 6: Jeffrey, You're up next, here's your impersonation. Okay, all right,
Speaker 6: I'm ready, You're ready, all right, jeff here's your impersonation
Speaker 6: in three two one go.
Speaker 8: Okay, I'm I'm gonna show all those men and I'm
Speaker 8: gonna fly a plane.
Speaker 3: I'm gonna build a plane.
Speaker 7: Croft I think, yeah, across the world.
Speaker 3: Obviously, who it is gonna love me in the future.
Speaker 4: Nancy Drew. Nancy Drew volume, The Secret of Shadow Ranch.
Speaker 3: It's a good one.
Speaker 4: That's where she flies the point and then solves the mystery.
Speaker 1: It's a real one.
Speaker 3: I'm I'm important in history.
Speaker 4: Wonder woman.
Speaker 6: I'm sorry, we're all out of time.
Speaker 1: Jeffrey, Oh, come on, Jack.
Speaker 6: That impersonation was Amelia Air for obvious.
Speaker 1: He didn't even have an accent from the United States.
Speaker 4: It's like a Southern drawl, jeff.
Speaker 6: So, Jeffrey, you got that incorrection. You're gonna be getting
Speaker 6: shot today. That was dim Personations with Alexis Fuller.
Speaker 3: I love it.
Speaker 1: I love it. I loved how her voice didn't change
Speaker 1: for any of.
Speaker 4: You'll listen back to the podcast after this and you'll
Speaker 4: hear it yourself. Since I mine wrong, I'm going to
Speaker 4: be getting shocked. Somebody wanted to hear Senorita by Seawn.
Speaker 1: Mendes, my daughter's favorite song.
Speaker 4: I love it when you call me Singora. I wish
Speaker 4: I could pretend I did in need but Jackie chann impersonation.
Speaker 4: And now that's your shock collar question of the.
Speaker 10: Day, brooking Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 4: This is gonna make me sound super old. But it
Speaker 4: is so confusing trying to keep up with all the
Speaker 4: new technology. Oh yeah, since I started talking, Apple has
Speaker 4: released four new editions of the iPhone.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's a good point.
Speaker 4: Just feels like there's constantly new apps and new things
Speaker 4: and new advancements to learn.
Speaker 2: With all the AI, we're not even to have to
Speaker 2: think about it anymore because it'll run us soon.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and then it's going to be complaining. Well, how
Speaker 1: complicated we are?
Speaker 4: True, we have a guy on the phone right now
Speaker 4: who introduced us to a simple computer trick that I
Speaker 4: never knew about before. Anyone can use it, and now,
Speaker 4: I'll be honest, he said he used it to help
Speaker 4: him lie to his family. Oh, we don't normally condone
Speaker 4: that behavior, but we totally understand why he did it. Yeah,
Speaker 4: and I wish that I knew this computer trick back
Speaker 4: when I was in school. I see that maybe it's
Speaker 4: something that could help you. When you hear it in
Speaker 4: a brand new mass speaker that's coming up, you hear
Speaker 4: me confession I can't take back arms speaker got a
Speaker 4: text seventy five nine two that says, my wife forgot
Speaker 4: my birthday and spent the entire day planning what she
Speaker 4: wanted us to do for her birthday, which is seven
Speaker 4: months away. Makes it worse, and so to get even,
Speaker 4: I ate her secret stash of mini Snickers bars because
Speaker 4: I know where she hides them. It's because it's like,
Speaker 4: sounds like it's nothing, but it's probably huge.
Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, yeah, that led to a seven month fight.
Speaker 4: I guess passive aggressive behavior towards your significant other is
Speaker 4: one way to deal with your stress. But another, I say,
Speaker 4: healthier way is to come on our show to vent
Speaker 4: your truth anonymously.
Speaker 1: There we go.
Speaker 4: No guarantee Brooke won't try and get your candy though
Speaker 4: after it's over.
Speaker 1: Oh if I find that stash, it's gone.
Speaker 11: But we do.
Speaker 4: You have one person ready to give us a peek
Speaker 4: into his secret stash. He wants to go by Derek today.
Speaker 4: So Derek, welcome, to the show.
Speaker 12: Hey, guys, thanks for taking my call. I appreciate it.
Speaker 1: Oh, very horrible, Derek, how are you feeling.
Speaker 12: I'm all right, I'm a little distressed, having a little
Speaker 12: little bit of anxiety about something.
Speaker 4: Okay, Brook's not really going to steal your snickers bars.
Speaker 4: You don't have to worry. That was just a joke.
Speaker 1: I feel like I want to give Derek a hug,
Speaker 1: my friend.
Speaker 12: This stuff has bothered me for years. We're going way
Speaker 12: back to freshman year in college.
Speaker 4: Oh wow, well, your voice changer is on. You're the
Speaker 4: mass speaker. Let's hear about your confession.
Speaker 12: So it was my first year. I didn't really get
Speaker 12: good grades. I had a very good social life. I
Speaker 12: hung out a lot. I had a lot of friends,
Speaker 12: you know, a.
Speaker 1: Lot of you're not making grades. That's fine, Yeah, right, exactly.
Speaker 12: I also had strict parents.
Speaker 1: Oh ah, okay, who are probably paying for this?
Speaker 12: Oh yeah, to the hilt. I'm sure it was a lot.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, they have a reason why.
Speaker 4: But yeah, that's kind of their fault for believing in you.
Speaker 4: You know, they should know better than to spend that
Speaker 4: much money on their own shop. Parents do do that,
Speaker 4: dangle it. They're like, well, help you pay, but you
Speaker 4: can't fail.
Speaker 1: Is that what you tell your mom? Jeffrey privacy.
Speaker 4: Trust me, my dad wanted me to take microeconomics. That
Speaker 4: was a terrible idea and he found out really quickly.
Speaker 10: Why.
Speaker 4: But anyway, you have the type of parents that care
Speaker 4: about you getting good grades.
Speaker 12: Yes, my parents do care about me and there well.
Speaker 12: And so I'm back home after the first year and
Speaker 12: my father, while I'm in my room one day, comes
Speaker 12: up to me and he's like, hey, I want to
Speaker 12: see your grades.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and you're like, oh, I go to one of
Speaker 2: those colleges that don't have them, walk into a friend's account.
Speaker 12: N I knew that he would freak out if I
Speaker 12: just showed him the grades. So what I did was,
Speaker 12: do you guys know what the inspect command button does?
Speaker 10: On the.
Speaker 1: Demand? On what I don't even there is no inspect button.
Speaker 12: If you click right click on websites, if you click
Speaker 12: the right on the right, you can click inspect and
Speaker 12: it pulls up code. And in that code you can
Speaker 12: change what someone's seeing on the screen.
Speaker 4: Wait, you can change what a website says.
Speaker 12: It makes it look a little different, but you're not
Speaker 12: changing the website I'm not actually changing anything. I'm just
Speaker 12: changing what my father is seeing in time as I'm
Speaker 12: showing him on my screen.
Speaker 1: Blown right now, I have to look up.
Speaker 4: I've accident a few times and I'm always like, oh
Speaker 4: my gosh, what are these codes? And I get out
Speaker 4: of that.
Speaker 1: Dude, I feel like you should get an age just
Speaker 1: for being able to do that.
Speaker 12: I appreciate that a lot of ways around things and
Speaker 12: getting away with stuff. Yeah. Yeah, So he was so
Speaker 12: happy to see those grades. He was so ecstatic excited.
Speaker 1: Did you show him all a's or did you get
Speaker 1: some b's in there too?
Speaker 6: Oh?
Speaker 12: Oh yeah, yeah, no, I put some bees in there,
Speaker 12: mostly as though we had like A being science. My
Speaker 12: father wouldn't believe I got an A and science keeping
Speaker 12: it realistic.
Speaker 4: But sorry, again, I was a bus.
Speaker 13: Right.
Speaker 12: It kind of added to what made it seem more
Speaker 12: truthful and honest.
Speaker 4: Good good, Well did he believe it?
Speaker 12: He believed it so much that he wanted me to
Speaker 12: print up the page.
Speaker 1: Oh oh, can you do that?
Speaker 11: Yeah?
Speaker 10: No, I did print it up.
Speaker 13: I printed up for him.
Speaker 5: But he did that because he wanted to send that
Speaker 5: to my.
Speaker 12: Car insurance company to get me a lower rate because
Speaker 12: I get better grades.
Speaker 11: That's right.
Speaker 4: Yeah, they do, like good student discounts at some insurance company.
Speaker 1: Funny that Alexis never knew that that was so wait,
Speaker 1: so what who? What do you feel guilty about just
Speaker 1: scamming the insurance company.
Speaker 12: I may or may not have been committing insurance frauds
Speaker 12: the last few years.
Speaker 4: Kind of a problem.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, Well, just didn't.
Speaker 3: Pay insurance for like three years, like a good point.
Speaker 4: Company.
Speaker 12: I just want to make sure I'm not going to
Speaker 12: go to jail.
Speaker 2: Well, yeah, it'd probably be your dad that went because yeah,
Speaker 2: the one that was on the policy.
Speaker 4: It wasn't your fault. You're not the person that sent
Speaker 4: your phony grades to the insurance company.
Speaker 14: No, right, it was not my fault.
Speaker 10: I didn't know.
Speaker 5: I think it maybe he wanted to put it on
Speaker 5: the fridge or something.
Speaker 4: I just want to be that guy.
Speaker 3: Yeah, you literally was a computer glitch.
Speaker 1: Just happened. So did you get caught?
Speaker 10: No?
Speaker 12: No, I still haven't gotten caught. No, I haven't gotten caught.
Speaker 4: That's why you feel guilty.
Speaker 1: He's just looking at around his shoulder at every turn.
Speaker 1: Wait for the insurance agency.
Speaker 12: Plus right, I don't want this to be the last
Speaker 12: thing I tell my dad on his deathbed.
Speaker 1: Just keep that one to yourself. Yeah, you saved him, Bunny,
Speaker 1: and he was.
Speaker 4: Proud of you. But now I learned a great new trick.
Speaker 4: Whenever like management comes over and wants to see our
Speaker 4: Nielsen ratings online, I'm just gonna go down there. Look
Speaker 4: at that one billion listening hours. Yeah, I'm amazing one
Speaker 4: were number zero. Good for us. Hey, thanks for sharing
Speaker 4: that with us, Derek, that was good one man.
Speaker 10: Thanks for listening. Guys.
Speaker 4: Text in seven eighty five nine too. If you have
Speaker 4: a confession you've been holding on to, WEE can hid
Speaker 4: your identity, mask your voice, and make you the next
Speaker 4: mass speaker. Your phone TAP's coming.
Speaker 10: Up, Freaking Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 4: Today, we call a guy whose wife is pregnant with
Speaker 4: their first child eight months along right now, So we
Speaker 4: recently put in a request for paternity leave. Okay, he
Speaker 4: knows his job is pretty crazy, but he needs somebody
Speaker 4: to step in and cover for him while he's out,
Speaker 4: and he's a little worried about the company finding a
Speaker 4: decent replacement. Luckily, we're about to put his mind at
Speaker 4: ease with three excellent candidates to fill his role good.
Speaker 4: At least that's what we think. They're excellent. We'll find
Speaker 4: out what his take is in your phone tap right now.
Speaker 5: Hello, Hey, Anthony, yes speaking, Hey, this.
Speaker 4: Is Lewis from Corporate HR. I'm calling regarding the requests
Speaker 4: that you sent in for a paternity leave.
Speaker 5: Yes, my wife is eight months pregnant.
Speaker 2: Wow.
Speaker 5: We're just looking for a little bit of time off
Speaker 5: to welcome the little one to the world.
Speaker 4: First off, congratulations and thank you, thank you. I'm actually
Speaker 4: calling to let you know your quest has been approved seriously,
Speaker 4: and we have three potential candidates who could step in.
Speaker 5: That's amazing. I just submitted that request yesterday.
Speaker 4: I just wanted to move this along as quickly as
Speaker 4: we could, and I actually have all three candidates already
Speaker 4: on hold. I'm just going to punch up the first
Speaker 4: one and let you talk to it. Ce's a fit. Hey,
Speaker 4: Ricky there, what I said?
Speaker 5: What I said?
Speaker 6: Hello there?
Speaker 4: Uh yeah, so that's Anthony. I have some other stuff
Speaker 4: to tackle. I'm just gonna jump off for a second.
Speaker 4: You guys can talk and I'll be back in just
Speaker 4: a little bit.
Speaker 5: Okay, sure, fust Off. Let me just say that I
Speaker 5: love the fact that you're a salesman.
Speaker 12: In your name Tony rhymes with mony.
Speaker 10: What.
Speaker 4: We're going to make a lot of money together, the friend.
Speaker 5: You know, what, can you tell me a little bit
Speaker 5: about your background?
Speaker 7: I said, I said I could sell snake a while
Speaker 7: to a cactus.
Speaker 12: Friend.
Speaker 4: I actually did sell some.
Speaker 5: Hembroid cream to a five year old and a book.
Speaker 4: Fell He didn't know what he was buying.
Speaker 5: I'm not entirely sure how that relates to my job
Speaker 5: at sales.
Speaker 4: Ah, we's got to be selling. I don't care what
Speaker 4: your age is. I got to sell. I just told
Speaker 4: that child that it.
Speaker 5: Was smart cream and he should put it all over
Speaker 5: his head.
Speaker 12: He did.
Speaker 10: It was pretty funny.
Speaker 4: Hey, Fellas, Uh, let me just put you on hold
Speaker 4: for a second there, Rick real quick, Lewis, thank you, so, Anthony,
Speaker 4: how's it going with the Rick?
Speaker 12: You know?
Speaker 5: At first, blush, I don't know that that guy is
Speaker 5: gonna be the right fit.
Speaker 10: What.
Speaker 5: Yeah, he's a little over the top.
Speaker 4: Well, I just think he has that big, magnetic, southern
Speaker 4: charming personality. Maybe you were a little intimidated by it, Okay, I.
Speaker 5: Don't think I was intimidated.
Speaker 4: No, that's okay. So we could just go on to
Speaker 4: candidate number two, I got someone else for you.
Speaker 5: Oh boy, oh jays, hello.
Speaker 10: These days Anthony?
Speaker 5: Yes, who am I speaking to?
Speaker 7: It is I Rolando?
Speaker 5: Okay, you are having a baby?
Speaker 10: No?
Speaker 14: Yes?
Speaker 5: Actually yes, is eight months pregnant.
Speaker 7: Oh, which means you must have been playing some type
Speaker 7: of beaut different song or song you were conceiving this
Speaker 7: angel baby child. For example, when I am making love
Speaker 7: the way woman, Oh my god, I prefer to put
Speaker 7: on a baby shark.
Speaker 5: Oh my goodness, by shark. Oh please don't start baby
Speaker 5: you see.
Speaker 4: Sorry to jump back in on the call. Hopefully it
Speaker 4: was productive.
Speaker 5: I don't even know what to say to that. Honestly, Landa,
Speaker 5: I put you back on hold.
Speaker 4: There.
Speaker 10: I will never forget this moment.
Speaker 5: Okay, thank you so much.
Speaker 4: All Right, he is gone. But what do you think
Speaker 4: he's got winner written all over him? Right?
Speaker 5: Are you kidding me? That guy's a total pervert. What
Speaker 5: he started talking about songs and my wife and yeah.
Speaker 4: No, I've worked with Rolando for years. That's just him.
Speaker 5: I don't care if that's just him. I don't want
Speaker 5: him thinking over my account.
Speaker 4: You're being a little bit more harsh and critical than
Speaker 4: I thought you would. Be. I'm coming to you with
Speaker 4: all these great candidates.
Speaker 5: These are not great candidates. I don't know what your
Speaker 5: screening process is, but it is kind of ridiculous.
Speaker 4: Anthony, you know what. Agreed to disagree, but I'm punching
Speaker 4: up candidate number three right now.
Speaker 5: Okay, No, no, no, I don't. I don't know if
Speaker 5: this is it gave me?
Speaker 4: I know who is?
Speaker 5: This is Anthony? Who is speaking?
Speaker 10: My name is Frank.
Speaker 7: But my mates call me Clover.
Speaker 5: They call you clover because I'm.
Speaker 10: Lucky to be alone.
Speaker 5: Is Lewis still on the phone?
Speaker 12: Hello, Look, we.
Speaker 10: Don't have time for Lewis. I need the codes right now.
Speaker 5: It's the code. I have ten seconds.
Speaker 7: I need the codes right now at a launch code.
Speaker 5: Okay, do you have a resume that you can have
Speaker 5: an email?
Speaker 10: Me?
Speaker 7: Six?
Speaker 5: Boy, I don't have what What are we talking about?
Speaker 5: What codes?
Speaker 12: Damn it?
Speaker 5: Anthony?
Speaker 12: You know what you've done?
Speaker 6: What have I done?
Speaker 4: What are you doing?
Speaker 10: Apparently?
Speaker 7: Now I have to wait another thirty seconds before I
Speaker 7: try to pass it again and get logged into the computer.
Speaker 5: What the hell is going on here?
Speaker 4: What's going on? Anthony's you didn't give him the code?
Speaker 4: So now we have to tell you that this is
Speaker 4: a prank phone call it Are you serious? Are you
Speaker 4: met with me? No, dude, we don't work at your company.
Speaker 4: We're from a radio show called Brook and Jeffrey in
Speaker 4: the Morning. I'm jeff that's how zad.
Speaker 14: Oh my gosh, are.
Speaker 4: You your wife Marie set you up for a prank call?
Speaker 5: No sweating bullets right now.
Speaker 4: I was also sweating when I talked to Marie. Now
Speaker 4: I see my friends.
Speaker 5: Oh my heart is.
Speaker 10: Wake up. Every morning was fu taps weekday mornings on
Speaker 10: the twenties Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning.
Speaker 4: If you're on a date, is there a bad way
Speaker 4: to tell the other person that you think they're really attractive?
Speaker 1: A bad way?
Speaker 4: Bad way to say that, as long as you get
Speaker 4: the point across. No, like, for example, Wow, I can't
Speaker 4: wait to text a photo of you to my dad. Oh,
Speaker 4: he's going to be so proud of me.
Speaker 1: I don't like that. Yeah that that's not good.
Speaker 4: Well, as bad as that may have sounded, one of
Speaker 4: our listeners had an even more awkward way of complimenting
Speaker 4: her dates very good looks. Oh really, It almost ruined
Speaker 4: her chances, And even though it was very uncomfortable even
Speaker 4: for us to just hear about it. It's led us
Speaker 4: to this moment where she and her date are both
Speaker 4: coming back onto our show for a special second date
Speaker 4: update updates. You're gonna hear it right after this second
Speaker 4: date update date, Brooke, have you ever been straight up
Speaker 4: rejected for a kiss before? Oh?
Speaker 1: I'm sure.
Speaker 4: I mean, besides what just happened in the breakroom two
Speaker 4: minutes ago when we reached for the same I'm talking
Speaker 4: about in a like a date or a shady dive
Speaker 4: bar scenario. You ever been shot down?
Speaker 1: I can't remember being shut down. I feel like men
Speaker 1: are always like, whether they like you or not, they're
Speaker 1: up for a makeout session.
Speaker 4: Yeah, you know, it's true. We have very low stands,
Speaker 4: and that's why one of our listeners, Brittany, is feeling
Speaker 4: very confused because, according to her email, her night out
Speaker 4: ended with her lipstick completely unsmeared. So let's talk to her. Brittany,
Speaker 4: welcome to the show.
Speaker 13: Hi, thanks for having me.
Speaker 6: You're welcome.
Speaker 1: You know, I don't think it's a bad thing. I mean,
Speaker 1: my husband was pretty prude when we first met.
Speaker 4: He's i mean total free.
Speaker 1: Yeah, we didn't we kiss right away? But we didn't
Speaker 1: do anything else for a long time.
Speaker 4: We'll get to the kiss eventually, but let's start at
Speaker 4: the very beginning. Who's the guy that you met?
Speaker 10: Oh?
Speaker 1: His name is Ryan Ryan, okay, And I'm just guessing
Speaker 1: you met him on a n app Is that true?
Speaker 14: You knows on the show?
Speaker 10: Yeah?
Speaker 4: Would you like about him?
Speaker 13: Well, he wasn't holding a fish green flag?
Speaker 1: Okay?
Speaker 4: Yes?
Speaker 13: Also I noticed he volunteers with kids. That was one
Speaker 13: of his pictures and I do too, And so.
Speaker 1: What did you guys do for your date?
Speaker 13: So we ended up lent to a bar. And so
Speaker 13: when we're at the bar, you know, we're trying to
Speaker 13: make conversations. And the cool thing about this bar is
Speaker 13: they've got a full wall of board games that you
Speaker 13: can play.
Speaker 2: Because kids get to go to that bar too, I
Speaker 2: think it's because adults like to play board games as well.
Speaker 4: Oh really, it was a bar last night.
Speaker 1: I connect four.
Speaker 4: These are adult places, So that's okay, that's interesting. So
Speaker 4: you played some board games with them?
Speaker 13: We did, and my favorite is scrabble. That's probably controversial.
Speaker 13: People think it's I like it, you don't.
Speaker 4: I think it's a very romantic game to play with
Speaker 4: each other. I mean, yeah, I guess it does depend
Speaker 4: on what you're spelling.
Speaker 10: Yeah, for sure.
Speaker 13: It's kind of funny you say that, because my idea
Speaker 13: was to kind of mix it up, and I came
Speaker 13: up with dirty scrabble.
Speaker 4: Oh okay, I'm interested. What is dirty scrap?
Speaker 1: Yeah? What are the rules here?
Speaker 13: You're only allowed to say or spell kind of naughty
Speaker 13: words like nothing crazy but okay, like lick or slap.
Speaker 13: I think he played slap at one point. Issues probably
Speaker 13: just daddy, I think, yeah, that would have a lot
Speaker 13: of points.
Speaker 1: That sounds so fun.
Speaker 13: Honestly, it was so fun, like it totally set the mood.
Speaker 13: We were drinking and we talked about family life like
Speaker 13: it was I mean, laughed the whole time, Like it
Speaker 13: was honestly so fun.
Speaker 2: So, I mean, I get while you were confused you
Speaker 2: didn't get a kiss because like you're you're spelling naughty words,
Speaker 2: you are drinking.
Speaker 4: Can you tell us, like, can you bring us to
Speaker 4: that moment when you thought the kiss was going to happen.
Speaker 14: Yeah.
Speaker 13: So it was the end of our date, you know,
Speaker 13: and I was feeling very comfortable because we had obviously
Speaker 13: talked about all sorts of things and I'm a pretty
Speaker 13: confident person. And before I last they said something along
Speaker 13: the lines of like, oh, are you really going to
Speaker 13: leave here without kissing me?
Speaker 9: Oh?
Speaker 10: Is that nice? Oh?
Speaker 1: I think it's really nice.
Speaker 4: It just like the window they do it, but the
Speaker 4: tone of it is like, Oh, really, dummy, you're really
Speaker 4: going to leave here with not without making.
Speaker 7: A move on me?
Speaker 1: Everything is an insult, like you. So personally, she's just
Speaker 1: being flirty.
Speaker 4: I'm sorry to disappoint you, but I mean it is
Speaker 4: just it is a little bit forward and some guys
Speaker 4: can be taken back by that. How did he react?
Speaker 13: Uh, he got kind of weird. He said, I'm not
Speaker 13: sure if that's a good idea.
Speaker 1: Oh that's not a good response. I mean, like what
Speaker 1: was going through your head?
Speaker 13: I mean I I kind of brushed it off, like
Speaker 13: I tried to maintain my confidence and I wasn't going
Speaker 13: to press him.
Speaker 1: That's not good.
Speaker 4: Is everybody else in the room thinking what I'm thinking?
Speaker 4: That he had some kind of disease or like some
Speaker 4: cold sore going on. They be covered up with makeup.
Speaker 4: Sorry idea my head immediately, Well, why else would he
Speaker 4: turn her down if they had such a great time?
Speaker 1: Because it wasn't attracted to her.
Speaker 12: I mean, is.
Speaker 1: Exactly. You can be super beautiful and not be attractive
Speaker 1: to someone. How did you take it? How did you
Speaker 1: take it?
Speaker 4: Yeah, that's the most important.
Speaker 13: I'm usually pretty positive. So I thought, Okay, maybe he's
Speaker 13: thought I was too tipsy and he wanted to respectful,
Speaker 13: you know, and he gave me a hug.
Speaker 1: Remember, I like that angle better. That's much kinder than
Speaker 1: I apologize.
Speaker 4: But then now he's not calling you back.
Speaker 13: Yeah, that's why I'm here because I'm like, I'm just confused.
Speaker 4: Now, that's what real gentlemen do.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, go for years and years, so much respect.
Speaker 4: Yeah, he's just waiting for you to sober up.
Speaker 13: Yeah I'm sober now.
Speaker 4: Okay, while to respond there.
Speaker 1: So that's good. She thought about it, you did.
Speaker 4: Yeah, that's a clear mind, and that's what we need
Speaker 4: when we come back and we call Ryan for you
Speaker 4: and try and get you your second date update.
Speaker 14: All right, okay, thank you.
Speaker 4: Okay, hold on second date update.
Speaker 2: You're in the middle of a second date update update,
Speaker 2: and we're going to find out how the couple is
Speaker 2: doing right after you here Part two.
Speaker 4: We just learned a new twist on the board game
Speaker 4: Scrabble thanks to our listener Brittany and her game.
Speaker 1: Oh Yeah, I'm playing liter at home.
Speaker 4: Because because it's called dirty scrabble, where you only put
Speaker 4: down suggestive and flirtatious words to really set the mood moist.
Speaker 4: Mama's mancakes, Oh.
Speaker 1: Kay is a good letter to play.
Speaker 10: Score.
Speaker 2: I'm sorry, but if you can get a Zaddy in there,
Speaker 2: that zee is going to get you places.
Speaker 4: Triple word score.
Speaker 13: Yeah that one one.
Speaker 4: Forty two points, Jeff.
Speaker 1: I don't think you ever scored scrabble in your life.
Speaker 4: Don't play with me. Bro got too many naughty words
Speaker 4: up in this melon? Okay, melons, there's another and another
Speaker 4: forty points you've used. Even though dirty Scrabble went great
Speaker 4: that night, the first kiss did not know, In fact,
Speaker 4: it didn't even happen because her date Ryan said, I
Speaker 4: don't know if this is a good idea.
Speaker 1: He said, it's not a good idea. There's no question
Speaker 1: about it.
Speaker 4: Which is weird because I think every single one of
Speaker 4: us in this room would have kissed you in that moment.
Speaker 1: That's right.
Speaker 4: All the same time, I.
Speaker 1: Think she also just turned us down, so yeah, which
Speaker 1: is fine. He's fine.
Speaker 4: You don't think that's a very good idea.
Speaker 13: Listen, I'm kind of lonely, so.
Speaker 4: All right, well, I'm not going to put that information
Speaker 4: out when we call Ryan. I'm just going to ask
Speaker 4: him why he's not calling you back.
Speaker 14: All right, that's probably a good idea, and then I'll offered.
Speaker 4: A group kiss at the end. He says, yes, but
Speaker 4: let's do it.
Speaker 5: Here we go.
Speaker 4: Hello, Hey, I'm looking for Ryan. Yeah, and sorry, not
Speaker 4: just me, an entire room of people is looking for you,
Speaker 4: Jeffrey Morning.
Speaker 14: Showy, did I win something or home?
Speaker 1: Well you may kind of yeah, I mean you're it's
Speaker 1: your lucky day. Somebody likes you. Anybody back, jeff.
Speaker 4: No, We're doing a segment on the show Ryan called
Speaker 4: Second Date Update. It's where we reach out to people
Speaker 4: who've gone on dates recently to try and figure out
Speaker 4: why there hasn't been a second date yet.
Speaker 1: Yeah, because the person that is interested in them reached.
Speaker 4: Out to us, right, And the person who reached out
Speaker 4: to us is Brittany.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, Oh it sounds like you guys had such
Speaker 1: a fun night from what she said.
Speaker 5: Yeah, I mean it was it was it was Yeah,
Speaker 5: she was the date.
Speaker 1: I mean it was a day day.
Speaker 4: We heard you played board games. Some people love them,
Speaker 4: some people don't, see Ryan, that's how it works. She
Speaker 4: calls and tells us about the date that you went on,
Speaker 4: so that we get a little bit of the background information,
Speaker 4: and then we go to you to see if you
Speaker 4: can fill in some of the blanks for us.
Speaker 14: Oh okay, Well what did she say about the date?
Speaker 4: She mentioned going to a bar playing scrabble with a
Speaker 4: little little bit of twist on it.
Speaker 14: Yeah, that was that was great?
Speaker 5: What else did she say?
Speaker 1: That was kind of it? Just you guys laughed a lot.
Speaker 4: She said that a lot of laughing, a lot of
Speaker 4: joking around and sharing happy memories. I think, uh huh.
Speaker 14: Well did she say anything like about me, like about
Speaker 14: what i'd like look.
Speaker 5: Like or whatever, like what you look like?
Speaker 2: She said she actually didn't mention anything at all. We
Speaker 2: just kind of assumed that she was attracted to since
Speaker 2: she wanted to kiss you.
Speaker 4: Yeah, why you go No, I'm ugly, I'm not going
Speaker 4: to call her back. What's going on, man, We're trying
Speaker 4: to help Brittany out to get some answers here.
Speaker 14: Well, there were dude, that's weird.
Speaker 5: We like weird.
Speaker 14: Yeah, yeah, well this is different.
Speaker 4: Okay, try us.
Speaker 14: You know, we're just like talking and stuff, and she
Speaker 14: keeps like looking at me and like smiling. I swung
Speaker 14: back and she was like, it's crazy. You just looked
Speaker 14: so much like my brother.
Speaker 4: Oh that's not what I thought was gonna happen. Please
Speaker 4: don't tell me. That's when she was like, kiss me,
Speaker 4: you fool.
Speaker 2: No, no, no, no.
Speaker 14: She asked about the kiss at the end of the day.
Speaker 14: But I just could not get that out of my head.
Speaker 14: Like I was literally like, what do you want to
Speaker 14: kich your brother right now?
Speaker 4: Yeah?
Speaker 2: Like, oh man, maybe you're just like a generic looking dude.
Speaker 2: You know, I'm just trying to give her any benefit
Speaker 2: of the doubt, and.
Speaker 1: I'm not trying.
Speaker 4: She just seen that guys at the store.
Speaker 1: Now you.
Speaker 4: Everyone looks like it's look Ryan. We we hadn't heard
Speaker 4: that part of the story obviously, Yeah, of course. And
Speaker 4: uh yeah we should be asking, though, Brittany about it.
Speaker 4: Is on the other line right now, and she wants
Speaker 4: to talk to you, Brittany, talk to your brother look alike.
Speaker 14: Oh no, oh my gosh, she's on the phone.
Speaker 4: Yeah, that's how the segment works.
Speaker 13: Yeah, oh yeah, Okay, I totally forgot that that happened,
Speaker 13: Like that wasn't even on my radar, Like that was
Speaker 13: just some random comment.
Speaker 4: Okay, So you're saying, you admit he does look like
Speaker 4: your brother, or you were trying to be funny.
Speaker 13: No, he no, and it is funny. It's just a
Speaker 13: compliment because my brother's very good looking.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 14: Okay, you're saying your brother is good looking, your brother's.
Speaker 13: Hot, and I do like him, yes, and that's a
Speaker 13: good thing because he's a good looking person. You're both
Speaker 13: good looking people. It's not like you said, oh, you
Speaker 13: have the same hot body as my brother.
Speaker 1: I don't think that's what she means. You're not attracted
Speaker 1: to your brother.
Speaker 14: She said a body and he's hot.
Speaker 1: You don't think.
Speaker 13: I just need to clear things up. Okay, Yeah, my
Speaker 13: brother is very good looking. He has a very hot body.
Speaker 14: That's what is that.
Speaker 13: So do you and so it's a compliment, you know
Speaker 13: what I mean.
Speaker 14: I know you're saying I look like him, but you're
Speaker 14: saying your brother has a hot body. Your brother's hotter
Speaker 14: than me.
Speaker 13: His body is hotter than me.
Speaker 1: Competition.
Speaker 13: Give me a break, you guys, call it. You know
Speaker 13: what I mean never said I'm attracted to my brother,
Speaker 13: not once. I'm just saying he has good physical attributes.
Speaker 13: That's all I'm saying.
Speaker 2: I mean, they've done all sorts of scientific research that
Speaker 2: say you end up like liking people that look kind
Speaker 2: of like you.
Speaker 1: And her and her brother share the same genetics.
Speaker 4: And I bet her brother doesn't play dirty scrabble as
Speaker 4: good as you played.
Speaker 13: Oh god, that's gross, you guys. I've never played dirty
Speaker 13: scrabble with my brother.
Speaker 4: There's something that you have that her brother doesn't. All right,
Speaker 4: I just told us before you guys got on the phone.
Speaker 4: She's playing with her family. But if you really want
Speaker 4: to stick it to Brittany's brother, then you should go
Speaker 4: out on a date with her. It sounds like she
Speaker 4: wants to stick it to her brother it and that
Speaker 4: way you can make Brittany's brother jealous. It's already been sold.
Speaker 4: What do you think, Ryan, We're gonna pay for that
Speaker 4: date if you go out with her.
Speaker 13: Okay, before you make up your mind, listen, I'm not
Speaker 13: attracted to my brother.
Speaker 14: Let's just be.
Speaker 13: Super clear about I thought that we had a great
Speaker 13: time together. I'm sorry there was a misunderstanding and if
Speaker 13: you can just look past my hot body brother comments.
Speaker 3: She's been such a good sport about all of this too.
Speaker 11: Yeah, all right, I'll do it, but under one condition.
Speaker 11: We have to just pretend that this never happened. No
Speaker 11: jokes about it, no whatever, We're just moving past it.
Speaker 14: Okay.
Speaker 4: I'm so glad he said that. I thought he was
Speaker 4: going to say three somes.
Speaker 2: Ryan.
Speaker 4: Not a successful second.
Speaker 10: Date, Yeah, Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 4: Definitely one of the more unusual second date calls we've had.
Speaker 6: You know what.
Speaker 4: It worked, And now both Brittany and Ryan are back
Speaker 4: on the phone to give us an update. Update.
Speaker 1: Her brother isn't here too.
Speaker 4: I don't know, Brittany, Ryan, how you guys doing?
Speaker 6: Hi?
Speaker 1: Oh my god. All I want to know is are
Speaker 1: you still dating? And two? Have you met the brother?
Speaker 1: Those are the only two things I want to know.
Speaker 13: Well, Yeah, we're still dating. Things are going really good.
Speaker 1: Actually that's been a while.
Speaker 13: Yeah, we actually it was last month. We've been together.
Speaker 1: We are making relationships like real ones happen.
Speaker 4: Yeah, good for us. I'm proud of us. I mean,
Speaker 4: I mean, I'm happy for you guys. But Ryan, how's
Speaker 4: it been for you?
Speaker 1: Man?
Speaker 14: It's been good, and I did. I did meet her brother.
Speaker 4: Oh god, oh.
Speaker 1: God, tell me, were you nervous.
Speaker 2: I'm always nervous to meet someone that people say I
Speaker 2: look like, because then I'm always a little disappointed.
Speaker 14: Well, I wasn't nervous until I met him, but then,
Speaker 14: like when I met him, I mean, she's she's so,
Speaker 14: he's so attractive.
Speaker 1: That's a good thing.
Speaker 10: Yeah.
Speaker 4: Is that weird to hear Ryan say that, Brittany?
Speaker 13: No, I told him, I literally told him, so, I
Speaker 13: think it makes are you guys cool?
Speaker 1: Ryan?
Speaker 12: Yeah?
Speaker 14: Yes, obviously, I mean I but like, he's so cool.
Speaker 4: Oh okay, every brother, Yeah, okay.
Speaker 13: Yeah, we all get along. And he actually my brother
Speaker 13: was wanting to move in with us. His apartment lease
Speaker 13: was up, but we talked about it. Yeah, Ryan and
Speaker 13: I decided that probably wasn't a good call. But yeah,
Speaker 13: I mean, we don't get along.
Speaker 1: You both to be too distracted by his looks.
Speaker 13: Yeah, yeah, I mean it just wasn't probably the right
Speaker 13: move for us. And we are a very cute couple obviously,
Speaker 13: but I wouldn't say we're both crazy good looking or
Speaker 13: anything like that.
Speaker 14: So I don't know if the energy would be weird.
Speaker 14: I don't know. Yeah, you're saying we're not.
Speaker 11: Or I'm not.
Speaker 1: I said we're not crazy. Brittany.
Speaker 13: You're very good looking, obviously, but you're not like my
Speaker 13: brother's good looking. You know that.
Speaker 14: There's literally nobody is though.
Speaker 4: Okay, not even a statue of David looks pretty similar. Well,
Speaker 4: this has been more of an update on Britney's brother
Speaker 4: than it has been on their relationship. But I'm really
Speaker 4: happy for you guys. It sounds like you're all copacetic.
Speaker 4: Brother Hey, yeah, tell your brother what's up for us?
Speaker 4: It's Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 10: Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning.
Speaker 4: We're always saying on the show that the dating world
Speaker 4: is changing so much. Well, now the married world's changing too,
Speaker 4: because honeymoons are officially out. There's something else controversial that's
Speaker 4: hit social media that newlyweds are doing. You're gonna want
Speaker 4: to know about it. Plus start of the year, if
Speaker 4: you're looking to drop a few LB's, gen Z has
Speaker 4: you covered with a new weight lost trick that's one
Speaker 4: hundred percent free and one hundred percent bizarre. We got
Speaker 4: all that and more coming up in a brand new
Speaker 4: TikTok click.
Speaker 10: Shot We'll do it freaking Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 4: Experts have weighed in and the top three culture phenomenons
Speaker 4: of last year wow, were the Barbie movie.
Speaker 1: Yes, still need to see I can't believe you.
Speaker 4: I know I had a couple of weeks off wat
Speaker 4: Taylor Swift, Yes, And then it was a tie between
Speaker 4: Oppenheimer and.
Speaker 2: TikTok click shot, so influential, beating out Beyonce It.
Speaker 4: TikTok click shock. Where will you talk about the biggest
Speaker 4: tiktoks from the past week. Let's get right into your
Speaker 4: first TikTok click shock, which is a new trend and
Speaker 4: the hashtag for it's gotten over half a million views online.
Speaker 4: It's extra popular with the gen zs right now. It's
Speaker 4: called Buddy moons.
Speaker 1: Buddy Oh my god, please tell me this is just
Speaker 1: going on trips with my best friend.
Speaker 4: So it's where after you have your wedding, instead of
Speaker 4: taking a private vacation with just you and your new spouse,
Speaker 4: you either invite all of your friends to come along
Speaker 4: with you guys, or ditch your spouse completely and just
Speaker 4: go on a trip with your friends only.
Speaker 3: Oh you keep the party going, you know, like after
Speaker 3: your wedding.
Speaker 4: Yeah no, no honeymoons, buddy moons. The reason, the reason
Speaker 4: why before you judge to know broke, the reason why?
Speaker 4: Think about it. You've just spent the last nine months
Speaker 4: to a year planning this super stressful event with your partner.
Speaker 4: Isn't it time for a break already?
Speaker 8: I mean I did it like, but it's not like
Speaker 8: it's really but that broke. You always say the wedding
Speaker 8: is the best night of your life. You just keep
Speaker 8: the party going, you know, just the place after beautiful,
Speaker 8: that's where you connect with your significant other.
Speaker 4: Life to do that, brooke.
Speaker 1: On the moon is the best thing. Don't skip your honeymoon.
Speaker 4: Spoken like a true old person. Agree with me. Listen
Speaker 4: to this gen z.
Speaker 13: For us, it didn't feel like this taboo type of thing.
Speaker 13: We're like, of course, if our friends are all the
Speaker 13: way out.
Speaker 8: There, we might as well just hop on a quick
Speaker 8: flight and go to Mikonos.
Speaker 4: No totally normal. No, she doesn't sound spoiled or pretentious
Speaker 4: at all. I bet that hotel and Mikanos didn't even
Speaker 4: have a glass bottom infinity cool.
Speaker 1: It's like, why not just hop out of play?
Speaker 4: They go to taken Not everyone agrees that buddy moons
Speaker 4: are a good thing, like one so called relationship experts.
Speaker 4: Here's what she had to say.
Speaker 13: Why so called everyone should take a buddy moon every year,
Speaker 13: but your first.
Speaker 10: Honeymoon should be a honeymoon.
Speaker 8: Yes, and if you're already looking to dilute your relationship
Speaker 8: with your friends and other distractions, that will be the
Speaker 8: entire relationship.
Speaker 1: I know, That's what I've said. It's like huge red flag.
Speaker 2: If this is what you want to do instead of
Speaker 2: spending a week with your significant other, it how.
Speaker 3: Boring those two people both come on, you got lady,
Speaker 3: what that means? You want that?
Speaker 1: Nothing about a wedding.
Speaker 6: Set's fun at a wedding you were married.
Speaker 1: Don't get to your honey she went on the stage. Yeah,
Speaker 1: the most stable relationship people in the room get it.
Speaker 4: That relationship Beckspert went on to say, a buddy moon
Speaker 4: takes away from the bonding and intimacy between a husband
Speaker 4: and wife. But on the other hand, you can get
Speaker 4: slammed out of your mind with seltzers on that yacht
Speaker 4: off the Amalfi Coast. So okay, way your options there. Yeah,
Speaker 4: I'm tworking on a seal that was a TikTok. Click
Speaker 4: shot your next click shot. Now, since it's the new year,
Speaker 4: everyone's talking about weight loss and dieting and shedding those
Speaker 4: extra holiday pounds. Well, there's a new diet trend that's
Speaker 4: blowing up online called the clippier nose diet.
Speaker 1: No, I don't even want to know.
Speaker 4: The idea is, you sit down to eat a regular
Speaker 4: meal at a restaurant at your home, doesn't matter. Yeah,
Speaker 4: and if you take your fingers and pinch your nose
Speaker 4: so you can't smell while you're eating, you can't taste
Speaker 4: any It's supposed to dull your sense of taste, which
Speaker 4: helps you focus on your actual appetite, so you can
Speaker 4: stop eating once you're a full, actually.
Speaker 7: Feel the full feeling.
Speaker 1: You just do what my children do to choke down
Speaker 1: my dinner every night. Is that what it is?
Speaker 12: Yeah?
Speaker 4: Look how greative shape your kids are. A food influencer
Speaker 4: named Angus Tan tried this and this is what he
Speaker 4: has to say. It makes use.
Speaker 10: I can't.
Speaker 4: Honestly just takes the jar off eating. I guess he might, well,
Speaker 4: because you would just hate eating and you can't taste anything,
Speaker 4: and it's also super hot to breathe.
Speaker 10: How do.
Speaker 1: You don't recommend this because you might choke a life.
Speaker 1: So you might choke and die, but you'll be very thin.
Speaker 4: It's at risk. Just in case you missed what he
Speaker 4: was saying, he says, the diet might work because you'll
Speaker 4: hate eating so much you'll never want to do it anymore. Yeah,
Speaker 4: and you might choke and die, which is also a
Speaker 4: determin from eating food.
Speaker 1: You'll just take your finger off your nose while you're
Speaker 1: doing it. You'd be like, this is dumb.
Speaker 4: No, twitters don't do that. But the gen zers are
Speaker 4: saying the benefits are it's free. You don't have to
Speaker 4: buy any like fancy products or special foods to pull
Speaker 4: this off. You're one hundred percent in control of the diets.
Speaker 3: Okay, we're gonna start going out to eat people.
Speaker 1: Why were you even paid for this?
Speaker 3: You can't taste it.
Speaker 4: That was a TikTok click shot and now your final
Speaker 4: TikTok click shot is from two influencers named Meg Ratus
Speaker 4: and Audrey Jongins, both twenty five years old. They're now
Speaker 4: famous for a TikTok trend they started last year by
Speaker 4: going out to New York City clubs and doing bumps
Speaker 4: of caviar.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, these girls, Oh my god, this is
Speaker 1: the opposite of the nose thing. This is actually putting
Speaker 1: it in your nose, in your.
Speaker 4: Well, yeah, you don't actually.
Speaker 10: Do like.
Speaker 3: That's why would you ever assume that.
Speaker 4: They're dancing at this bar called Somewhere Nowhere that someone
Speaker 4: in the group orders caviar along with their bottle service.
Speaker 4: They start scooping little doll ups of it, putting it
Speaker 4: on the back of their hands and not snorting it,
Speaker 4: but eating it with the hashtag caviar bumps.
Speaker 6: Okay, so can I just say I was a fine
Speaker 6: outing server for a long time.
Speaker 7: When you taste caviar, that is how you're supposed to
Speaker 7: do it, You put it on your hand.
Speaker 4: But no one's ever done it at the club Rich people.
Speaker 4: They got over nine million views on their video and
Speaker 4: after that.
Speaker 1: It has nothing to do with how beautiful they are.
Speaker 1: I'm sure the caviar that they got so many views.
Speaker 4: Maybe the caviar is making them beautiful. The trend exploded,
Speaker 4: going to all different generations of people suddenly wanting to
Speaker 4: eat caviar, and we even talked about on the show before.
Speaker 4: Moms now are giving their children caviar as a healthy snack.
Speaker 1: Like, there's a lot of socioeconomic diversity in this conversation.
Speaker 4: Nobody understands what those words mean.
Speaker 1: It is good the charge for.
Speaker 4: Ca Yeah, caviar seen are major uptick in sales now
Speaker 4: up seventy four percent. They're even selling it at Whole
Speaker 4: Foods now.
Speaker 1: Okay, so Lexus can get a white claw with a
Speaker 1: caviar bag.
Speaker 4: Yeah, So those are your TikTok story for the we
Speaker 4: got your phones have coming up.
Speaker 10: Freaking Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 4: It's a new year, and that means new opportunities, and
Speaker 4: that's exactly what Charlene is hoping for today when she
Speaker 4: plays Brook once again, because the last couple of years
Speaker 4: have not gone so great for Charlotte. She is zero
Speaker 4: and four against you all time, all right, But today,
Speaker 4: like I said, new Year, She's gonna turn things around.
Speaker 4: And that's why Charlene's already agreed to crush you, Brooke
Speaker 4: by screaming through the entire time when you are answering question, No, No,
Speaker 4: You're gonna play fair today, Charlene.
Speaker 1: Of course, Oh my goodness, are you looking forward to
Speaker 1: the new year?
Speaker 14: I am twenty three has been a challenge.
Speaker 2: Okay is it?
Speaker 1: Are you a resolutions type of lady or no?
Speaker 10: No?
Speaker 1: All right, I'm with you.
Speaker 4: Maybe a resolution should be to finally beat Brooke.
Speaker 1: Hey she said no, no, yeah, yeah, no, I'm gonna
Speaker 1: go with no on that one.
Speaker 4: Okay, okay, all right, all right, get up on your
Speaker 4: hopes and dreams, and let's send Brooke out of the
Speaker 4: studio while she heads out. You know the game works. Charlene,
Speaker 4: thirty seconds to answer as many questions as possible. If
Speaker 4: you don't know when, you can say past. But you
Speaker 4: do have to beat Brook out right to win? Are
Speaker 4: you ready?
Speaker 10: Yes?
Speaker 4: All right, good luck, this is gonna be it. Your
Speaker 4: time starts now. Today is National Trivia Day. Free point
Speaker 4: if you can tell me how many eyes are in
Speaker 4: the word trivia?
Speaker 10: Three?
Speaker 4: What is the name of the brimless hat that Jewish
Speaker 4: men wear? In? Which decade was tupperware first introduced to
Speaker 4: the market forties fifties or sixties fifties? What was the
Speaker 4: composer Beethoven's first name.
Speaker 6: Name?
Speaker 4: The planet that's the brightest in our galaxy Saturn. Which
Speaker 4: state is known as the Rainbow state.
Speaker 1: California?
Speaker 4: In California?
Speaker 2: All right, Kellie.
Speaker 13: Hawaii, can I change it?
Speaker 4: We can only allow so much time for you to
Speaker 4: change your answers until you get it right. But Brook's
Speaker 4: gonna come back into the studio and uh, this is interesting.
Speaker 4: Apparently she does have a goal for the new year,
Speaker 4: because she talked to our producer and said, this year
Speaker 4: she's hoping for peace and happiness. So listening to our
Speaker 4: show less good goal to have, please support you and
Speaker 4: you guys.
Speaker 10: Are very entertaining.
Speaker 6: We're laughter and chaos.
Speaker 1: It's going to go misery. That's interesting.
Speaker 4: Maybe are you doing anything out there to promote peace
Speaker 4: and happiness or you just crossing your fingers and hoping
Speaker 4: for it?
Speaker 14: Crossing my fingers and hoping.
Speaker 1: I've just thrown up deuces, you know.
Speaker 10: Yeah?
Speaker 4: All right, come on, worlds, do better. Brook, You're up,
Speaker 4: You're ready, Yes, your time starts now. Today is National
Speaker 4: Trivia Day. Free point. If you could tell me how
Speaker 4: many eyes are in the word trivia? Two, what's the
Speaker 4: name of the brimless hat that Jewish men wear?
Speaker 1: Yamaca In Which.
Speaker 4: Decade was tupperware first introduced to the market forties fifties
Speaker 4: or sixties fifties? What was the composer Beethoven's first name.
Speaker 4: Uh amadeis name the planet that is the brightest in
Speaker 4: our galaxy, Jupiter, which state is known as the rainbow state. Oh,
Speaker 4: what animal can turn its head a maximum of two
Speaker 4: hundred and seventy degrees? Got to a lot of questions
Speaker 4: on this version. Let's head on over to the scoreboard
Speaker 4: to see how you both did with jose streaking. Charlene,
Speaker 4: you did great, good effort, but you got zero.
Speaker 10: Charlene, I at least had one or two.
Speaker 4: Well, you almost had that last one and if we
Speaker 4: could have snuck it in, but Brook you got four.
Speaker 1: Sorry about that, Charlie.
Speaker 12: Actually, what kind of bad.
Speaker 4: Start to the new year courtesy of Brooks.
Speaker 1: But we're closer to peace. That's all that matters.
Speaker 4: Granted happiness to Brook today, so half of it's there today.
Speaker 13: So you need to change the rule to a tie
Speaker 13: goes to the contestant.
Speaker 9: No, then we would lose literally ten thousand trying to
Speaker 9: bankrupt us close to tie, baby steps.
Speaker 4: Well here's the answers for everybody. It's National Trivia Day.
Speaker 4: You got a free point if you knew that the
Speaker 4: word trivia had two eyes in it. I don't know
Speaker 4: where you thought the third eye was.
Speaker 1: Like, I don't know why I saw the answer, and
Speaker 1: I was like, she may still be right.
Speaker 4: That Jewish men wear is called a Yamica also would
Speaker 4: have accept a kippa or a copple. The templeware was
Speaker 4: first introduced in the markets in the nineteen forties. Beethoven's
Speaker 4: first name is Ludwig, Ah Ludwig von Beethoven. You were
Speaker 4: thinking of Vamadeus Mozart. The brightest planet in our galaxy
Speaker 4: is Venus. It reflects the Sun's light the most in
Speaker 4: the state known as the Rainbow State. That's Hawaii, most
Speaker 4: rainbows in the world. Animal that can turn it's had
Speaker 4: a maximum two hundred and seventy degrees would be an owl.
Speaker 1: I wish I could do it.
Speaker 4: Yeah, practice makes perfect. O. Man, my blind spot when
Speaker 4: I'm driving. This never happened.
Speaker 1: Freak people out.
Speaker 4: Yeah, to help you with that. Oh but Charlene unfortunately
Speaker 4: wasn't enough to beat Brook.
Speaker 6: Here.
Speaker 4: Just for playing, though, we are going to give you
Speaker 4: a twenty five dollars Disney gift card, valid at any
Speaker 4: Disney resort, theme park, or online in the Disney Store.
Speaker 1: There you go, you know, try it again this year.
Speaker 1: Maybe I will like that assistant.
Speaker 4: And for give up. Charlene. We love having you on.
Speaker 4: Thanks for playing. We'll be back to do Windbrooks Bucks
Speaker 4: same time tomorrow.
Speaker 10: Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning.