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Speaker 2: Our phone prank victim is a mom who keeps telling
Speaker 2: her husband about how happy she is with the daycare
Speaker 2: center their five year old goes to, and the reason
Speaker 2: why he comes home every night completely exhausted. Why she's
Speaker 2: had the most fun a kid could possibly ever have.
Speaker 3: Oh, he bought I'm tired for sure.
Speaker 2: Well, she's about to find out the real reason he's
Speaker 2: so drained every single day when he comes home. I'm
Speaker 2: not sure how she's going to react in your phone
Speaker 2: table right now.
Speaker 3: It's another Oh Hi, this is Renee from Todd's daycare.
Speaker 3: Is this Marissa?
Speaker 1: It is HI?
Speaker 4: How are you?
Speaker 3: I am so good?
Speaker 4: I just wanted to call and let you know we're
Speaker 4: having an absolute blast with Zach today.
Speaker 1: Oh he's the best, isn't he?
Speaker 3: He really is? You know, he's just so fun and
Speaker 3: he's got so much energy.
Speaker 1: I'm glad to hear it. I can tell that he's
Speaker 1: having a good time.
Speaker 4: He comes home.
Speaker 1: He's just exhausted. Oh, which I'm not complaining about at all.
Speaker 3: I bet he is. You know. Oh that makes total sense.
Speaker 3: It's all because of our new program.
Speaker 1: What new program?
Speaker 3: Oh, Debbie didn't tell you when you were here. No,
Speaker 3: it's really great. It's called SIM. It stands for Secret
Speaker 3: iPad Marathon.
Speaker 4: Okay. See, we tell them throughout the day that if
Speaker 4: you want to play it, you have to charge him
Speaker 4: up right, Okay, But their little brain doesn't get how
Speaker 4: technology works, so we pretend the iPad can only be
Speaker 4: powered by running on a treadmill.
Speaker 1: Oh wait, what.
Speaker 3: Isn't that adorable?
Speaker 4: Here?
Speaker 3: You know, I'm gonna go into the other room and
Speaker 3: see how little Zach's doing. Okay, okay, hey, hey Zachy.
Speaker 4: Oh wow, you've almost run a full five k to day?
Speaker 3: Oh jop Bunny. Oh yeah, and I see you too.
Speaker 3: I think you're doing great.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 3: Oh man, these kids, I'll tell you standing at really
Speaker 3: Uh and did you just say ran a five k?
Speaker 1: Oh? Yeah?
Speaker 3: Could you not hear me over the treadmills?
Speaker 4: Yeah?
Speaker 3: What? His little legs are just pumping right now.
Speaker 2: Hie, he's five.
Speaker 4: Long.
Speaker 3: Really seems like a long way for him to run,
Speaker 3: isn't it impressive? And he just loves it. He thinks
Speaker 3: it's to charge his iPad for sim.
Speaker 4: Keep going, keep going, I see that battery level going up.
Speaker 3: Oh you're doing a good jab. Yeah he so you
Speaker 3: need to tie your shoe. That could be a trip hazards.
Speaker 2: I'm not high.
Speaker 1: I'm not really comfortable.
Speaker 4: I'm not sure I'm comfortable with him.
Speaker 2: Hold on, I.
Speaker 3: Can't hear you. Let me just leave the treadmill room
Speaker 3: real quick. Okay, okay, no, what was that? What was that?
Speaker 1: I just I'm not sure I'm comfortable with him running
Speaker 1: so much.
Speaker 3: I mean, does explain why he's tired.
Speaker 1: But that seems like a lot for a little kid.
Speaker 3: Oh, he loves it, you know.
Speaker 1: Are you sure?
Speaker 4: My shirt?
Speaker 3: You should see him.
Speaker 4: We got him all little matching sweatbands to wear it too.
Speaker 4: Oh to say the daycare's name on it. That's cute.
Speaker 3: But our other parents okay with this, Our.
Speaker 4: Other parents okay with their kids getting great exercise and
Speaker 4: sleeping the night away.
Speaker 3: Are you kidding me? But look, but it kind of
Speaker 3: sounds like a labor camp. Oh, we never do something
Speaker 3: like that. And not everybody.
Speaker 4: I'll tell you this. Maybe this makes you feel better.
Speaker 4: Not everybody chooses a treadmill. Okay, some of them choose
Speaker 4: the rowing machine to charge their iPad that is drinking
Speaker 4: because you're rowing in you have all.
Speaker 3: The children doing this, so then what are you doing?
Speaker 3: Oh gosh, you know it makes work fantastic.
Speaker 4: Yeah, us ladies here, we just like to catch up
Speaker 4: on some reality shows. A couple of them like to
Speaker 4: fill out their Amazon wishless for their sugar daddies. Okay,
Speaker 4: I'm telling you daycare work isn't paying what it used to,
Speaker 4: you know. Oh boy, I just I have so many
Speaker 4: problems with this.
Speaker 3: Oh that's funny.
Speaker 4: Goodness, Debbie said, your husband gave the full Okay, he
Speaker 4: signed the release form for it all. Carson did not
Speaker 4: do that because we would have spoken about it, because
Speaker 4: that's what we do.
Speaker 3: Because if you would have talked about it, then you
Speaker 3: would have ruined this prank. Phone call. Oh my god,
Speaker 3: Oh thank god, it's Bruke for.
Speaker 4: The radio show Broke and Jeffrey in the Morning. I
Speaker 4: don't work for your kids' daycare. You're doing a phone
Speaker 4: tap on you.
Speaker 3: Well, you got me. I was so worried about Zach.
Speaker 3: I thought you were going to get a lot more angry.
Speaker 3: But do you know how hard it is to find daycare?
Speaker 4: Oh?
Speaker 3: Do you know how hard it is to get a
Speaker 3: five year old to run a five k? Every day
Speaker 3: we've been out jacky Oh God, let me tell you
Speaker 3: his calf muscles are looking great. You guys are crazy.
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