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Speaker 9: You're listening to the voice, come on, dig me now,
Speaker 9: I want it only Steve Harvey Man oh.
Speaker 8: Man got a radio show, got good one for you today.
Speaker 9: And it just happened to me. You know, I was
Speaker 9: going through something that I've been going through for a
Speaker 9: long long time and just weary of it all. And
Speaker 9: I've been talking to God about it, and I mean
Speaker 9: for years.
Speaker 8: Though.
Speaker 9: What happened was I had had to go through some
Speaker 9: more of it yesterday again a situation. But you know what,
Speaker 9: after it was over, you know, I kind of laid
Speaker 9: in it for a little while. You know how you've
Speaker 9: been going through something for so long and then even
Speaker 9: if it's over or appears to be over, you still
Speaker 9: kind of lay in it a little bit, and you
Speaker 9: know you have a while. Man, I can't believe I've
Speaker 9: been dealing with this this long, even though even though
Speaker 9: it's over. I don't know how you do it, but
Speaker 9: this was so good for me. Have you ever counted,
Speaker 9: Steve Harvey? Many many times you made it? And so
Speaker 9: that's what I started doing yesterday, And that's what I
Speaker 9: did this morning when I woke up. I was actually
Speaker 9: taking an inventory account of how many times I made it.
Speaker 9: How many times, man, I didn't have the rent and
Speaker 9: somehow I came up with it. How many times I
Speaker 9: didn't have my house payment and somehow I came up
Speaker 9: with it. How many times I was out of money,
Speaker 9: did not have enough, didn't see no way, but somehow
Speaker 9: I came up with it. How many times I got sick, thought, well, man,
Speaker 9: this one right here. I don't know what I'm gonna do,
Speaker 9: but somehow I got my health back. How many situations
Speaker 9: I have found myself in? That was I thought at
Speaker 9: the time, detrimental and diabolical and man so sinister at times,
Speaker 9: somehow I made it. I look at all the accidents
Speaker 9: I've been in, but he kept me mad. I think
Speaker 9: about even the simplest times of like stepping off a
Speaker 9: curve and almost got hit, but I made it. I
Speaker 9: was just tripping the other day. I was thinking about
Speaker 9: the times that I've been hit by a car and
Speaker 9: it could have been worse, but it wasn't, And I
Speaker 9: made it through that too. I was thinking about, Man,
Speaker 9: when they count you out. Do you know how many
Speaker 9: times I've been counted out? He's done? He ain't gonna
Speaker 9: be nothing, He ain't nobody. See what I told y'all,
Speaker 9: look at over that they counsel this. He offered that
Speaker 9: he out of here. He ain't gonna make it. He
Speaker 9: didne got fired. Man, You know how many times I've
Speaker 9: been counted out? You know how many times they done
Speaker 9: wrote me off? How many times have you been written off?
Speaker 8: Man? But here you still stand? Yeah, you ever tripped
Speaker 8: on it?
Speaker 9: Take an inventory, y'all of how many times? Count the
Speaker 9: times you've made it? What about the times man, when
Speaker 9: nobody was there.
Speaker 8: To encourage you?
Speaker 9: But you still here though you have tripped on that?
Speaker 9: Ain't nobody called you and told you good day? Nobody
Speaker 9: called you and told you recently thank you. No one's
Speaker 9: called you and told you how much you meant to them,
Speaker 9: how much you've done for them? Or man, you can
Speaker 9: make it. Never give up. Keep your head up, man,
Speaker 9: keep grinding. But you still here, even when nobody. Have
Speaker 9: you counted the times man, that you made it anyway?
Speaker 9: Have you counted the times that you felt like quitting,
Speaker 9: you felt like giving up, you kept going?
Speaker 8: How about the time this is a good one right here?
Speaker 9: How about the times man, when everybody's standing around saying,
Speaker 9: ain't no way, ain't no way. Man, I can't tell
Speaker 9: you how many times I've heard this, ain't no way,
Speaker 9: and then somehow there is a way. You know why,
Speaker 9: because he make a way.
Speaker 8: You understand.
Speaker 9: You know how many times I've heard this one right here, Steve,
Speaker 9: listen to me, man, nobody ever before has done that.
Speaker 8: You can't do that. How many times you done heard
Speaker 8: no or you know anybody that done that? You can't
Speaker 8: do that.
Speaker 9: No one has ever done that. I made it anyway.
Speaker 9: You know, they don't normally or we don't normally allow this,
Speaker 9: but in this case, for you, we gonna make an exception.
Speaker 9: How many times have you heard that, Oh, I think
Speaker 9: I'm onto something? How many times have you heard in
Speaker 9: your lifetime? We don't normally or they don't normally allow this,
Speaker 9: but we gonna make this exception in your case, how
Speaker 9: many times you done heard that?
Speaker 8: Have you ever counted the times that you made it?
Speaker 8: Everybody out except me?
Speaker 9: How can that be? You know you're the only one
Speaker 9: that got through this? Congratulations? Wow, man, I don't hardly
Speaker 9: see this too many times. But do you realize that
Speaker 9: normally this is what happened to people? But man, and y'all,
Speaker 9: I don't know how your name came up, but here
Speaker 9: you are. Wow, it never happens like that. You ever
Speaker 9: counted those times I was doing it yesterday? I was
Speaker 9: doing it this morning. I was just taking an inventory
Speaker 9: everybody of how many times I've made it? So what
Speaker 9: I learned yesterday was when God gets you through something,
Speaker 9: when he pulled you out on the other side, no
Speaker 9: matter how difficult or how long it took. When He
Speaker 9: gets you out on the other side, why don't you
Speaker 9: get up, dust yourself off, and start trying what you
Speaker 9: laying that for?
Speaker 7: Man?
Speaker 8: Wallowing in it, going over it, recycling it in your mind.
Speaker 9: So many people can't move forward because we keep recycling
Speaker 9: stuff in our mind when clearly it's time to move on,
Speaker 9: it's time to let go, it's time to go and
Speaker 9: see what God has for you. Stop looking at what
Speaker 9: you lost lost, what you lost was probably not yours
Speaker 9: to have in the first all.
Speaker 8: Oh, in the first place. Do you know the things
Speaker 8: I've lost?
Speaker 9: Now, I'm not talking about losing a loved one, a
Speaker 9: mother or father, nothing like that. I'm talking about innate
Speaker 9: objects or situation. Do you know the things I've lost? Man,
Speaker 9: I look back on it. I wasn't supposed to have
Speaker 9: them in the first place, or they was doing me
Speaker 9: no good. I wasn't wasn't mine to lose, but I
Speaker 9: claimed I lost it. Come on, man, take an inventory everybody.
Speaker 9: Start looking at the things man, that God has brought
Speaker 9: you through. Start looking at how many times He allowed
Speaker 9: you to make it, and get glad about him. Waking
Speaker 9: up in the morning, Man, get glad about your life.
Speaker 9: Start feeling something positive about your situation. You cannot expect
Speaker 9: God to continue to bless you if you're not grateful
Speaker 9: for the things that you have. Why would God sitting
Speaker 9: down here looking at you, upset and laying in the
Speaker 9: wall of what you are not grateful for? You just
Speaker 9: can't find the scene and find no gratitude in your
Speaker 9: heart about nothing, but you steady asking God for something.
Speaker 9: So now you think God is crazy? You think he
Speaker 9: gonna give you some more stuff to not be grateful for.
Speaker 9: Are you kidding me? Why would he do that. He's
Speaker 9: too full of too much mercy to send you through
Speaker 9: that over and over and over. The more I give
Speaker 9: my child, the more ungrateful they are, the less gratitude
Speaker 9: they show. But I'm gonna keep dumping it on them
Speaker 9: so they can keep feeling ungrateful and then show like
Speaker 9: a gratitude. God's not gonna do that to you. Come on, man,
Speaker 9: have you ever counted how many times you made it?
Speaker 9: I can't count how many times God then got me
Speaker 9: through something. But when He gets you through it, you
Speaker 9: ain't get up and get on about your business. Don't
Speaker 9: lay that in it. It's over, it's done, you made it,
Speaker 9: you survived it.
Speaker 8: Let's go. Let's go.
Speaker 1: You're listening morning show.
Speaker 9: Ladies and gentlemen. Let's get it started right now this
Speaker 9: morning time. Ain't no need to mess around. We got
Speaker 9: full compliment. We only got one team member missing. This
Speaker 9: is Steve Harvey Morning Show. I chose to do it
Speaker 9: this way today because well I chose to do it
Speaker 9: this way today. That's all I need, ain't no other reason.
Speaker 9: That's what it is this morning. Simply put Shirley Strawberry.
Speaker 10: I like that energy today, Steve, Happy day, Good morning, muscles.
Speaker 6: Morning up to the family. I wish I had.
Speaker 9: Light skinned Jay Anthony browning Jay on the zoom with
Speaker 9: so much light this morning. He looked like the light
Speaker 9: skinned dude and kid and play. That's how much light
Speaker 9: he got on here. Roy, you ain't been that light
Speaker 9: skinned since I don't leave as an embryo at birth.
Speaker 11: You're right, nephew, Thomas and the build at six foot six, Yes,
Speaker 11: I am what to do baby?
Speaker 8: Looking down on y'all this morning? What's that six six?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 5: Yeah?
Speaker 8: Yeah? What's six foot six? What you're standing on the counter?
Speaker 5: What mean?
Speaker 8: Ja me? I just want to know what You ain't jumped?
Speaker 8: Six six? Temmy? You're you ever tried to dunk? Yeah?
Speaker 8: Answers my question? Can I go there six six for you?
Speaker 10: You don't know.
Speaker 11: You don't know how far it is up there to
Speaker 11: you better run up there? Ten that's up there. I
Speaker 11: know exactly how high it is, yo.
Speaker 8: No, yeah, what do you see? Sixty two sixteen?
Speaker 3: Oh?
Speaker 9: I used to oh, oh, I used to karramit. Now
Speaker 9: that's used to them days gone though it's gone. Hey man,
Speaker 9: let me explain some t I got a basketball, right,
Speaker 9: got a cord net on it, so it rained outside.
Speaker 9: So you know, when it rained the cord the net
Speaker 9: tighten up. I'm out there with Marjorie, we shooting balls.
Speaker 9: We ain't made one in about six shots. She messed
Speaker 9: around and threw one in and it's stuck in the neck. Oh,
Speaker 9: you gotta jump up there and knock it out to
Speaker 9: get you down. And you know, I just stuck in
Speaker 9: the neck. And she said, baby, get that. And I
Speaker 9: stood there and look, I said, damn, that used to be.
Speaker 8: Dog in today.
Speaker 9: So the first time I didn't realize how much hops
Speaker 9: I had lost, and I just missed the whole net
Speaker 9: and everything. Then my wife was looking at me. So
Speaker 9: I went back and took two steps, got up there
Speaker 9: and just badly got it out the net. But when
Speaker 9: I came down to the ground, the shock of had
Speaker 9: never hadn't jumped that fine years.
Speaker 8: The shock me shut mine tie.
Speaker 9: Butt up and pushed it up in me a little bit.
Speaker 9: That just went up in me like I inhaled my
Speaker 9: butt inside of it. I just I didn't know what
Speaker 9: to get it yeah, we quit after that.
Speaker 5: We get it.
Speaker 3: We get it.
Speaker 8: You need to do like I do those right.
Speaker 1: Thank you for that.
Speaker 10: See coming up in thirty two minutes after the hour,
Speaker 10: we'll check in with the nephew as he runs that
Speaker 10: prank back.
Speaker 1: Right after this. You're listening Morning show.
Speaker 10: It is time now.
Speaker 1: For the nephew to run that prank back. What you
Speaker 1: got for his nest?
Speaker 11: I got a little something. Tell you it's for all
Speaker 11: them people that's got them. Christmas lights still up and
Speaker 11: it's time to take them down? Right, Christmas lights expiration.
Speaker 11: Christmas lights expiration. There is an expiration on Christmas lights
Speaker 11: and you are pasted it. It is what what's January sixth?
Speaker 11: You passed it? Okay, I want to come down. Let's
Speaker 11: go get down.
Speaker 3: Hello. So I'm trying to reach James. Yeah, hey James,
Speaker 3: how you doing? This? Is Greg? I want to get neighbors.
Speaker 3: I live a few streets over from you. How you
Speaker 3: doing today?
Speaker 2: I'm doing fine? What's up?
Speaker 3: Just want to make sure I got the right person
Speaker 3: you had? Chick uh North Willow Ben Yeah, okay, why
Speaker 3: are you calling? What's okay? I'm on I live on
Speaker 3: Shadow band Man. My name is Greg and I wonder
Speaker 3: I want to reach out to you. Uh, we seem
Speaker 3: to have a bit of a problem. Man. You still
Speaker 3: have your Christmas lights up on the house and what what?
Speaker 3: What's what's going on? You know? We you know, some
Speaker 3: of the neighbors have had a conversation. When are you
Speaker 3: gonna take these down? Man? We go to this every
Speaker 3: year and uh, it ain't no problem.
Speaker 11: Man.
Speaker 10: The lights are gonna stay up.
Speaker 9: What what?
Speaker 8: What?
Speaker 3: What do you mean they're gonna stay up? Did I
Speaker 3: start up?
Speaker 2: I said the lights are gonna stay up?
Speaker 3: You know, no, no, no, hold on, bro, Christmas is over.
Speaker 3: The lights ain't Finnish. Stay up? Okay, you nicely tell
Speaker 3: you that the lights need to come down. You know,
Speaker 3: I don't. I don't even why do you have your
Speaker 3: light stuff? After Christmas? Center clause? The whole Christmas thing
Speaker 3: is over? Wait? Wait, wait to god minute, man, what
Speaker 3: what's your name against? Greg? Who of the My name
Speaker 3: is Greg. My name is Greg, and I live on
Speaker 3: Shadow Ben. I live post greets over from you.
Speaker 2: I don't give about where you live.
Speaker 3: Man. You know, how'd you get my number? I got
Speaker 3: your number from the h O A you know, the
Speaker 3: president h O Alum the one gave me your number.
Speaker 3: But that but that's neither. That's neither here nor that.
Speaker 3: The big issue is the Christmas lights just got to
Speaker 3: come down.
Speaker 1: You sound like a joke, man, You sound like a
Speaker 1: guy food.
Speaker 2: What you're gonna take my Christmas?
Speaker 3: Like?
Speaker 12: You know?
Speaker 2: I keep those lights up? You know why I keep
Speaker 2: those lights up.
Speaker 3: I'm a listener.
Speaker 2: My mama loves those lights. She keeps the lights up
Speaker 2: a little bit longer than usual. But we don't give
Speaker 2: a fuck about that as long as she's happy.
Speaker 3: So okay, okay, I'm hearing you with your mama. Understand that.
Speaker 3: You know you got love for your mom. Cool, we'll
Speaker 3: take it out. The whole neighborhood wants your life down.
Speaker 3: So I'm gonna tell you this right here, from neighbor
Speaker 3: to night. You got to tomorrow evening to take them
Speaker 3: LIFs down. If not, I'm gonna take them down, my
Speaker 3: damn sir. What time are you coming? Bro?
Speaker 2: What time are you coming?
Speaker 3: Okay, I'll tell you what I get off it fine.
Speaker 3: I'll be at your house bout six to take these
Speaker 3: dinner life down. If you're not, I'll be looking for
Speaker 3: you too. Man.
Speaker 2: You know we got a big family. I'm gonna call
Speaker 2: my brothers and we're gonna meet you. We're gonna meet
Speaker 2: you because you ain't taking down. You understand what I'm saying.
Speaker 3: Light to go to stay up, brou Okay, I don't
Speaker 3: care if you and your mama got to take them down,
Speaker 3: life down. Hold up, brother, what you say about my mama?
Speaker 3: I said, you and your mama can take them life down,
Speaker 3: but somebody got to take them down.
Speaker 5: Mother?
Speaker 2: You talking about my mom. We ain't taking down.
Speaker 3: Where did you say you lived shadow being? I'm on shadow?
Speaker 2: You just you trying to You're trying to sign your
Speaker 2: death sentence. If you come over to my crib and
Speaker 2: talk about taking down our mother Christmas like you mane.
Speaker 3: You If I come over there and you and your
Speaker 3: mama ain't on the ladder trying to get their lives
Speaker 3: off that house, then I'm taking them down.
Speaker 2: Hey, man, you're talking about my mama taking down the light.
Speaker 2: I've got a baseball back for your mother and everybody
Speaker 2: at the h O A A. I don't everybody at
Speaker 2: that club. You in whatever they show hey and whatever,
Speaker 2: I'm you up, mother, I'm you up?
Speaker 3: Okay? Well, if you if you meet up you're gonna
Speaker 3: have to You're gonna have to tie me up too.
Speaker 3: I'm he's the one told us you had the lights
Speaker 3: on the house and it hadn't taken them there comedy
Speaker 3: one time? Cool?
Speaker 2: I mean you can you get over here right now?
Speaker 3: I can't come I tell you what. I come through there,
Speaker 3: Me and Tommy both will come through that if that's
Speaker 3: what you want.
Speaker 2: Come on, mother, Joe.
Speaker 3: Silly? Okay, So so can I say something else? Know what? Mother?
Speaker 3: Can I? Can I say one more thing?
Speaker 2: Because you man, you ain't got to say tells you
Speaker 2: say that when you get old?
Speaker 3: Men?
Speaker 13: Yeah?
Speaker 2: You talking about my mama?
Speaker 3: Man? Okay, hey, hey, hey, hey hey, calm down, dude,
Speaker 3: calm down. Okay, I'm down about what. Can I say
Speaker 3: something else? Can I say one more thing? Just that?
Speaker 3: Then one more thing? All I'm gonna say is this
Speaker 3: nephew Timmy from the Steve Harvey Morning Show. Did you
Speaker 3: say you you got to be kidding me?
Speaker 7: Man? Sister?
Speaker 5: Yeah?
Speaker 3: Man, you got James?
Speaker 13: You all right?
Speaker 5: Man?
Speaker 3: No, man, I ain't all right? Man? What you got
Speaker 3: my blood pressure off? What? Hey? Wow? Hey hey James,
Speaker 3: you got some labors Russell and shot Nie Russell and shotees.
Speaker 3: They are the ones that got me the prank. Call
Speaker 3: you back. They ain't gonna get no Christmas present for
Speaker 3: me next year.
Speaker 8: I had some boys.
Speaker 3: Man. Wow, Oh you was heated.
Speaker 8: Boy.
Speaker 3: Oh man, you was heated.
Speaker 5: Man.
Speaker 3: One thing I didn't know about you, Jane. You your mama,
Speaker 3: don't you?
Speaker 2: I love I love it to death.
Speaker 3: Man, you you you had to take it there. That's
Speaker 3: that's right. Man.
Speaker 5: Oh man.
Speaker 3: You gotta let me know. Man, what is the baddest
Speaker 3: and I mean the baddest radio show in the land.
Speaker 3: Let me hear it? Oh god, the Steve Harvey in
Speaker 3: the Morning Show.
Speaker 8: Man, I did that right there, and I did that thing.
Speaker 1: My life down yesterday, Tom because of me.
Speaker 8: Yes, get them on in the story.
Speaker 1: All right, nephew.
Speaker 10: Coming up next and is ask the CELO Chief Love
Speaker 10: Officer Steve Harvey in the building for your love questions.
Speaker 1: Right after this, you're listening.
Speaker 10: Harvey Morning Show time out for asked the c l
Speaker 10: O Chief Love Officer Steve Harvey in the building. This
Speaker 10: one is from Michelle from the iHeart app. Michelle says
Speaker 10: that I'm thirty six years old and I'm dating a
Speaker 10: guy that's five years younger than me. He owns a
Speaker 10: mobile detailing business, and we went. We met when he
Speaker 10: came to my home to wash my car. We had
Speaker 10: an instant attraction, and by his third visit, we had sex.
Speaker 10: He asked me to be his woman. And we're supposed
Speaker 10: to be dating. But this man is handsome and fine,
Speaker 10: so I can't help. But wonder if he's having sex
Speaker 10: with other female customers? Will I be able to tell
Speaker 10: if he's cheating?
Speaker 9: Oh?
Speaker 8: No, you only know you have three times washing your car?
Speaker 8: Did he end up washing you?
Speaker 3: Yes?
Speaker 8: So now where?
Speaker 9: And now have you learned anything about him except he
Speaker 9: showed care wash and and yeah you got What do
Speaker 9: you mean if he's cheating, he wants you to be
Speaker 9: his woman? Okay, but you know what, how do we know?
Speaker 9: We don't know anything about it. You don't know the
Speaker 9: man really that well, you should have took some time to.
Speaker 8: Get to know him. But now that you have slept
Speaker 8: with him, now you got to work through that and
Speaker 8: go on and get to know the man. What you
Speaker 8: want to do? Follow the little detailed truck round town.
Speaker 1: That's one way, you know what sad out.
Speaker 9: But yeah, we can't help you because we don't know anything.
Speaker 9: He may be the perfect guy.
Speaker 8: Yeah, you never know.
Speaker 9: But you're having second thoughts because you have a little
Speaker 9: insecurity problem because you get talking.
Speaker 8: About how fine he is, how how fine are you?
Speaker 10: Yeah, it's five years younger than her. She is probably
Speaker 10: feeling a little insecurity. Yeah, get to know him to take.
Speaker 8: That detailed job. That's what you got. You got that detail. Yeah,
Speaker 8: you got that special.
Speaker 1: All right, we're moving on.
Speaker 10: Cammy in South Carolina says, I'm in my mid forties
Speaker 10: and I have a special friend that I've been seeing
Speaker 10: for four months. He was the perfect gentleman until this
Speaker 10: weekend when we tried to have sex for the first time.
Speaker 10: He was talking too nasty and calling me dirty names,
Speaker 10: and he smacked me real.
Speaker 1: Hard on my backside.
Speaker 10: I told him to stop and we needed to try
Speaker 10: again another time.
Speaker 1: He said, he.
Speaker 10: Needs me to be a freak in the sheets, but
Speaker 10: I don't want kinky sex.
Speaker 1: Is this the wrong man for me?
Speaker 8: Obviously? It is?
Speaker 9: Yeah, you know cause this just the beginning that hall slap.
Speaker 8: Yeah, he won't he won't freak kinky. You're gonna be.
Speaker 1: Doing something, yeah, and she's not into that, so.
Speaker 9: Well, you're gonna be down in the kitchen washing your tinsels,
Speaker 9: you know, bringing them up stay.
Speaker 3: You know, like.
Speaker 8: And you know loven mits pizza.
Speaker 9: You gonna be there, you know, with some potholes and
Speaker 9: real been there with that punch bowl with the big
Speaker 9: ladle on it. You're gonna be in there to trying
Speaker 9: to figure out what if we got up in all
Speaker 9: this here? You got that greater next here about a
Speaker 9: chopping blocking there, Yeah, shitting up in here, got that
Speaker 9: mix on he done cut the mixer on, walking fast
Speaker 9: the bed.
Speaker 3: Let this go.
Speaker 8: He got hit about a blender up there. He making
Speaker 8: his own k y jelly.
Speaker 9: What well home really ho listic, all natural, little avocati
Speaker 9: in it.
Speaker 8: Little he got real.
Speaker 9: Alvera lee just snapping him down, but a pop shell
Speaker 9: peas at you?
Speaker 8: Why he doing all that?
Speaker 9: Where are you going to be in something? And you
Speaker 9: ain't gonna believe it when that monkey come out? Ah
Speaker 9: had that little monkey in that cage and let him lose.
Speaker 1: All right, We're moving on, Peters.
Speaker 8: They're gonna bring one of his friends over there.
Speaker 9: And here a little person, uh huh, Okay, you really
Speaker 9: ain't gonna know what going on in but he is
Speaker 9: he just a camera man no, but they need him
Speaker 9: from a real low angle.
Speaker 8: That's why he used me.
Speaker 10: All right, We're going to ONYX now in Florida. I'm
Speaker 10: a twenty six year old hairstylist and I just found
Speaker 10: out that I had sex with my customer's husband. We
Speaker 10: met at a club and he said he was single.
Speaker 10: We went to his house and all he had was
Speaker 10: a bed, but he said he had just moved in
Speaker 10: a week later, I got a call from a customer
Speaker 10: saying she had a rental house that would be perfect
Speaker 10: for me.
Speaker 1: She gave me the address and a phone number.
Speaker 10: I recognized the name number and the address and realized
Speaker 10: that I had had sex with her husband in her house.
Speaker 1: Should I tell her?
Speaker 3: Wow?
Speaker 9: What do you like that You're gonna lose the potential
Speaker 9: apartment and a customer.
Speaker 5: Yeah?
Speaker 8: How about you just tell him you found out he
Speaker 8: was and leave him alone.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, you gotta leave him alone and stop doing
Speaker 1: her hair?
Speaker 10: Though, this is a possible lass whooping that you stop
Speaker 10: leaving with men you meet at the club and going
Speaker 10: to their house.
Speaker 1: But you gotta stop doing a hair too.
Speaker 8: Now now I'm gonna do her hair, Come on now?
Speaker 1: Oh, exactly?
Speaker 8: Playing with fire, Yeah, get in there and get your talking.
Speaker 1: Yeah, well, how come you didn't want that apartment? I
Speaker 1: showed you?
Speaker 8: Well? Right, Oh no, it just seems so when I
Speaker 8: saw it, it just fails. Felt wrong. I felt wrong,
Speaker 8: you know, it just felt like something. Hey, you know,
Speaker 8: I just got bad vibes in there.
Speaker 1: Yeah, bad vibes, all right.
Speaker 10: Moving on to Danita and Conyers Georgia, she says, I'm
Speaker 10: a single mother of a twenty two year old son
Speaker 10: that works full time and pays a household utility bills.
Speaker 10: Because he pays a few bills, he thinks he's grown.
Speaker 10: He's messing with a thirty year old woman, and I
Speaker 10: don't mind her age. It's the fact that she's too
Speaker 10: comfortable in my house and that bothers me. The other
Speaker 10: night she bought groceries and was in the kitchen trying
Speaker 10: to cook for my son. I raised hell and told
Speaker 10: her it wasn't happening. My son got mad and threatened
Speaker 10: to move in with her. Do I ease up or
Speaker 10: tell him bye bye bye bye? That's right, Yeah, move
Speaker 10: in with it.
Speaker 9: You got old shooting bottle woman over your mama house cooking,
Speaker 9: but one queen in a castle.
Speaker 8: Right, tell you.
Speaker 1: All right, thank you, l you're listening morning show keeping it.
Speaker 10: One hundred questions from from Carla for the crew is uh,
Speaker 10: have you prayed for the downfall of your ex?
Speaker 9: And y?
Speaker 1: Have you prayed guys anybody for the downfall of your ex?
Speaker 3: No?
Speaker 8: I ain't that good. I'm not that guy.
Speaker 1: Allegedly allegedly allegedly I.
Speaker 8: Prayed for the Lord to take you out my life.
Speaker 8: I prayed for that.
Speaker 1: But you don't want anything bad.
Speaker 6: I mean when I heard something bad my ex, I
Speaker 6: didn't really be upset about it. I'm like, what that
Speaker 6: happened to them?
Speaker 8: I didn't.
Speaker 6: I wouldn't that I took it.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you know she regnant? What that's a down.
Speaker 3: To?
Speaker 8: Nothing like real bad to have him? Like you know
Speaker 8: I was, you know, I prayed for a you know
Speaker 8: lock y'all one time.
Speaker 1: Couldn't talk.
Speaker 8: Yeah, you know, just a temporary stroke, you know, left.
Speaker 1: Just just Tommy.
Speaker 9: Court appears on court day, Court Day. I did ask
Speaker 9: for a car accident one time. Oh but it was nothing.
Speaker 9: I just wanted to want not to make it, that's all.
Speaker 9: Don't want to be hurt, but I want the car
Speaker 9: to be told up.
Speaker 1: Total you're going through your Yeah you're really struggling. Yeah,
Speaker 1: but tell me what were you saying?
Speaker 8: I wish you ran out of gas on a cliff?
Speaker 3: You know.
Speaker 12: So wait, when we first started this, like they surely
Speaker 12: asked y'all this question, y'all was like, nah, I ain't
Speaker 12: never done nothing pray.
Speaker 8: But what was your question? Though?
Speaker 1: The question is have you prayed for the downfall of
Speaker 1: your ex?
Speaker 8: And if you had not the downfall, but something that happen,
Speaker 8: you know, but to fall down.
Speaker 1: Okay, I'm just saying that the same thing, guys.
Speaker 9: Okay, same thing, you know, like slip on some steps
Speaker 9: in your heels, yeah, and go into an uncontrollable free fall.
Speaker 8: Stuff like that.
Speaker 1: And that was in slow motion, the heel caught in
Speaker 1: a sewer grite, you know something.
Speaker 3: That one.
Speaker 8: Now we ball earn your damn step.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's about the most you've done. Nothing really bad,
Speaker 1: right guy, bad.
Speaker 6: Stranger come up and slap the hell out of them
Speaker 6: something like that.
Speaker 9: Yeah, that's how you draw the line with some bad
Speaker 9: just I don't know, really bad to have, but you know,
Speaker 9: like you know, I find out you know, you.
Speaker 8: I know, just so he don't mean nothing bad?
Speaker 6: No, no, yeah, chased by a pit bull or something
Speaker 6: like that.
Speaker 9: You know, like I find out your house got burned
Speaker 9: down and all the tapes was in there, I'll be cool.
Speaker 9: What tapes?
Speaker 8: What's going on? Any tapes you know might super glues
Speaker 8: your mouth. That's a question for y'all, because y'all the
Speaker 8: one carrid grudges.
Speaker 1: Wait a minute, Tommy, you're the one. I know you're
Speaker 1: not talking about carrying grudges.
Speaker 9: I think he owned the sum what I recall it.
Speaker 9: I've been your friend, lord eighteen years now. I ain't
Speaker 9: you ain't ell forgave what's her name?
Speaker 1: Not what's his name? Okay, we're not talking about that
Speaker 1: right now.
Speaker 9: You ain't ever forgave what's the what's his name? Elva?
Speaker 8: Elva?
Speaker 4: So Charlie, you ain't let it go?
Speaker 8: Hell no, even today?
Speaker 1: Hell no, I want to mind to die. Yeah, at
Speaker 1: my hand, I wanted to be the murderess.
Speaker 8: Surely not you.
Speaker 1: I wanted sure you.
Speaker 6: See me scrimaures every morning.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm not perfect, junior.
Speaker 8: I know they said you know how to slide on
Speaker 8: the car and disconnect breaks in by fo call a
Speaker 8: pold sugar in a man tank one time.
Speaker 1: I have no proof of that.
Speaker 9: Call it five pounds back. Call him when the man
Speaker 9: game tank exploded?
Speaker 11: What what?
Speaker 3: What?
Speaker 10: What?
Speaker 3: What?
Speaker 5: What?
Speaker 8: What did you need?
Speaker 5: What?
Speaker 8: How do I need proof? When the butcher knife is
Speaker 8: still in the last.
Speaker 1: Allegedly this is a question for the guys.
Speaker 8: Yeah, I mean just out there just stabbing the tie.
Speaker 8: I have no proof of that.
Speaker 3: This is.
Speaker 1: Calling for.
Speaker 12: I will be President Trump on this show because there's
Speaker 12: no collusion.
Speaker 1: No obstruction.
Speaker 9: Stab caller took a butcher knife, stabbed out the tail
Speaker 9: lights and the head lights and park lights on the car.
Speaker 1: Car just a light or allegedly Stevens just talking. So
Speaker 1: he can't even do.
Speaker 6: That, go out at night when where you're going, because
Speaker 6: that's what got him in trouble.
Speaker 1: He was out at night creeping. Yeah, at at night.
Speaker 8: Hard to creep. Ain't no lights on your car?
Speaker 6: Tily, Just when you think you know the people you
Speaker 6: work with.
Speaker 1: We've grown so much since then. Yeah, we're not peaty
Speaker 1: like that. Yeah, and it wasn't sugar Allegedly.
Speaker 8: In a gas tank, it was a water hose that
Speaker 8: you oh sorry.
Speaker 4: Hey, what.
Speaker 8: His car just buttering?
Speaker 1: Why allegedly you're listening Morning show? All right, guys, it
Speaker 1: is time for another round.
Speaker 10: Of would you rather? Would you would you rather soak
Speaker 10: in a hot tub full of tide? Or would you
Speaker 10: rather gargle with pickle juice?
Speaker 8: I'm gonna goggle with that pickle juice. I made that
Speaker 8: mistake before. What do you mean you remember?
Speaker 9: Because when we was little, we didn't have money for
Speaker 9: bubble bath all the time, so we used to put
Speaker 9: detergent in the bathtub, whisk it around. Yeah, and I didn't,
Speaker 9: you know, swished it around, swish it up good enough.
Speaker 9: And that oxy dog had blue bleaching crystals in it. Well,
Speaker 9: I was a little boy. I didn't know, and I
Speaker 9: didn't wrist off good. Walking down the hall the next
Speaker 9: day and my ass started burning.
Speaker 8: I didn't know what the hell was going on.
Speaker 9: And as I was walking and rubbing it together, I
Speaker 9: was melting them blue bleaching crystal spreather. They started bleaching
Speaker 9: my ass. Now, you pray you don't really know what's
Speaker 9: going on. But I got a full situation going on
Speaker 9: right now. My ass on fire because I got some
Speaker 9: melting detriget crystal.
Speaker 8: That's why you'd rather gle with pickle juice?
Speaker 1: Brush google with?
Speaker 9: Yeah, I can rewrink, but you get to walking. You
Speaker 9: walk around with that detergent melting in your and I'm telling.
Speaker 8: You right up.
Speaker 10: Yeah, all right, would you rather be without your teeth
Speaker 10: for one week?
Speaker 1: Be or would you rather be without your you.
Speaker 3: Know what for one week?
Speaker 8: Make them teeth out? My bad? My bad? No, I'm on.
Speaker 8: I think I changed the part. Well, if you can
Speaker 8: put it back, no, damn it? No memory?
Speaker 9: Well, first of all, I'm not gonna memory that because,
Speaker 9: first of all, I'm not gonna ever recover from you
Speaker 9: taking it off.
Speaker 8: That why my ass is not gonna make it.
Speaker 9: Yeah, because watching you put it in a zip lock
Speaker 9: and walk away too much.
Speaker 8: Oh no, I'll never recover from that. It's no way.
Speaker 11: And the possibility that you could mix mine up with somebody.
Speaker 8: Else, that's an instant for me. Here now I got
Speaker 8: the wrong zip lock. Come on, man, But how do
Speaker 8: you think you're leaving this room with it?
Speaker 7: Is there?
Speaker 8: Bigger problem? This is not Ratto, this is not him.
Speaker 4: Be quiet.
Speaker 1: That's today's Browning. Would you rather you're listening hard morning show?
Speaker 1: All right, guys, it is time for comedy roulette. Let's
Speaker 1: go Jay Anthony Brown.
Speaker 8: Don give us three subjects.
Speaker 1: Put them on a wheel, Spin the wheel, Where the
Speaker 1: wheel stop?
Speaker 8: Because I'm a comedian, Junior's comedian, Times comedian, Steve's comedian.
Speaker 8: We can make it funny? Watch this, do it?
Speaker 3: Do it.
Speaker 10: Here's today's category, guys. Number one things Christians say when
Speaker 10: they can't cuss, okay. Number two songs you like that
Speaker 10: no one else likes.
Speaker 8: Wow.
Speaker 10: Number three excuses people give for why they don't want
Speaker 10: to go to sleep.
Speaker 8: Got it? Not like all three of those?
Speaker 10: Oh?
Speaker 8: Which one?
Speaker 5: Oh?
Speaker 3: No, no?
Speaker 1: I thought it was a song?
Speaker 10: You know?
Speaker 1: It is things Christians say when they can't cuss.
Speaker 8: Started, I started, right hand?
Speaker 1: Uh, lay hands on him, Jesus, just lay hands on him.
Speaker 8: Okay, that's all right, I got it.
Speaker 4: I got what.
Speaker 6: Gosh started.
Speaker 7: I mean it.
Speaker 13: I'm not.
Speaker 8: All right. Oh who the fuck do you think you
Speaker 8: talking to?
Speaker 12: Boy?
Speaker 7: You hearing me?
Speaker 8: Who the fuck do you think you talking to?
Speaker 5: Who?
Speaker 8: I got right up on it. I got right up
Speaker 8: on it.
Speaker 4: I thought this was another radio shown the.
Speaker 1: Satellite.
Speaker 6: Come on, stee.
Speaker 8: Go, sit down somewhere, your little black pastor.
Speaker 11: I like it.
Speaker 8: Like this category.
Speaker 3: You can't cut.
Speaker 4: Shut up, your little son of a rich sit down down.
Speaker 6: He's Christians say when you know, well they can't cuss.
Speaker 6: Look at me, Look at me. You're freaking right. I
Speaker 6: said it. What I say, You're freaking right? I said,
Speaker 6: playing with me.
Speaker 1: I'm so nervous.
Speaker 11: Things Christians say when they know they can't cuss. Oh,
Speaker 11: mother Ferguson, let me tell you, Let me tell you something.
Speaker 8: Mother Ferguson.
Speaker 9: You keep on here, keep on, Mama Ferguson. You keep
Speaker 9: talking to me. You're gonna get the white sheet slapped
Speaker 9: out of the white sheet.
Speaker 8: That's what. Keep on talking, fellow.
Speaker 1: What you need to do it shut your pie hole, right,
Speaker 1: shut it? Shut your pie Oh.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 14: These people say things Christians, hey, when they can't Let
Speaker 14: me tell you something.
Speaker 6: Jesus turned over tables too, Yes he did. Let's believe that.
Speaker 8: Okay.
Speaker 11: Let me tell all you ninjas something. Never last one
Speaker 11: of you ninjas out here hit me when I say it.
Speaker 8: I'm sorry.
Speaker 10: Why he's so loud his delivery? Yeah, come on, see
Speaker 10: if you gotta close this one out. Things Christians say
Speaker 10: when they can't cuss.
Speaker 8: How close can I get?
Speaker 1: Right up on the wall?
Speaker 9: Man?
Speaker 4: You get it for?
Speaker 6: Look up and see who's at the door.
Speaker 1: We're out of it.
Speaker 8: Right right up the right to it, baby, right, baby, three?
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's never.
Speaker 8: Boy. That was a clufter fluff, wasn't. Three.
Speaker 1: It's going up next morning.
Speaker 10: Listen, it's more Shenanigan's Nephew in the building with today's
Speaker 10: prank phone call. Right after this you're listening Hard Morning
Speaker 10: show coming up at the top of the hour, right
Speaker 10: about four minutes after. It's my strawberry letter for today.
Speaker 10: The subject is three years later, we're still friends. We'll
Speaker 10: get into that in just a little bit, but right
Speaker 10: now it is time for the nephew and today's prank
Speaker 10: phone call. What you got for it, nephew, Well, we're
Speaker 10: gonna go down to the church, y'all.
Speaker 8: We're gonna go down to the church.
Speaker 1: That's with these church people.
Speaker 11: And then the best one, sir, They the best cussles,
Speaker 11: church folks, is the best cussles.
Speaker 8: They cover it up.
Speaker 11: But they didn't they been you know, they didn't. They
Speaker 11: didn't made it over. And they they they got a
Speaker 11: new life. But but they ain't forgot. But they ain't
Speaker 11: forgot their old life. And sometimes you can make them,
Speaker 11: you can make them slide back to it.
Speaker 8: This right here.
Speaker 11: Now you've seen the movie, but this is the prank.
Speaker 11: I'm gonna say that one more time. I don't think
Speaker 11: y'all heard me. You've seen the movie movie, but this
Speaker 11: is the prank. This is right here, is called the
Speaker 11: Preacher's Wife. Oh well, I'm gonna say what more.
Speaker 8: God, you seen the movie, but this is the prank
Speaker 8: that dog. If you would.
Speaker 11: Hello, Hello, I'm trying to reach in your sister Angela.
Speaker 11: Sister Angela, please, how you doing. My name is Brother Clayton.
Speaker 11: I'm calling you from our greatest Baptist church. How you
Speaker 11: doing this morning?
Speaker 7: Oh? I'm fine, I'm fine. Good year from your brothers.
Speaker 11: Yeah, listen, I know that your husband, Reverend Johnathan, is
Speaker 11: actually one of the candidates that we may be choosing
Speaker 11: to be our pastor since our past pastor has stepped down.
Speaker 7: Yes, yes, yes, I'm very proud of my husband. I
Speaker 7: think you make a very good candidate. As a matter of.
Speaker 11: Fact, here at the church, we've been asking a lot
Speaker 11: of the deacons and and and assistant ministers here have
Speaker 11: been asking different questions different things that they would be
Speaker 11: doing once they became pastor. You know, like your first
Speaker 11: one hundred days, what would you try and change here
Speaker 11: at the church or try and make.
Speaker 8: Better so to speak.
Speaker 7: Yeah, but what my husband, he's on here right now?
Speaker 7: Do you need to speak to us?
Speaker 8: No, not right now.
Speaker 11: What we've decided to do since Angela is actually call
Speaker 11: the wives and ask them a few questions.
Speaker 7: Oh, okay, that's a little different.
Speaker 11: And we don't we don't want to take up too
Speaker 11: much of your time. You know, a lot of times,
Speaker 11: if a pastor is stressed at home, nine times out
Speaker 11: of ten, he's likely to be stressed at the church.
Speaker 11: So I guess, my, my, my biggest question to you
Speaker 11: is is your husband stressed at home?
Speaker 3: No, not that I know of.
Speaker 7: He eats regularly, he's on a good diet. You know,
Speaker 7: he gets just goes to the doctor regularly, gets his physical.
Speaker 2: Pretty good.
Speaker 9: At home.
Speaker 7: I don't have a reason to believe that he's stressed
Speaker 7: that he certainly hasn't brought anything to my attention.
Speaker 11: Okay, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I
Speaker 11: don't know. I don't think you follow me, Sis, Andrew.
Speaker 11: What I'm saying is he's stressed behind closed doors? Is
Speaker 11: he stressed in that fashion?
Speaker 7: I'm not too sure I follow you. You said behind
Speaker 7: closed doors? What exactly did you mean.
Speaker 8: By that is he is he stressed in y'all's relation?
Speaker 8: Is he stressed?
Speaker 7: Are you asking me about my personal business?
Speaker 9: Brother?
Speaker 11: Well, what I'm saying is if he's stressed at home,
Speaker 11: he'll be stressed at the church. And if he's stressed
Speaker 11: at the church, then the members are stressed. Then the
Speaker 11: congregation is stressed. So the stress starts with you.
Speaker 7: Excuse me.
Speaker 11: If you are making sure that he's all right at home,
Speaker 11: he's gonna be all right at the church.
Speaker 7: I'm sorry, brother, What was your name?
Speaker 8: Brother Clayton?
Speaker 7: Brother Clayton. I appreciate you conducting whatever interviews you guys
Speaker 7: need to conduct with the candidates. Wise, I do think
Speaker 7: that's pretty much personal territory and I really don't want
Speaker 7: to answer those kind of questions.
Speaker 11: It's not personal since Angela, when is so many other
Speaker 11: people involved? See, that's why I'm asking you the question,
Speaker 11: is your man's stressed behind?
Speaker 7: Brother Clayton? I could assure you, yes that my husband
Speaker 7: is not stressed at home. If I get your drifted,
Speaker 7: he is not stressed behind closed doors. Brother, and I
Speaker 7: would appreciate you if you don't call with these kind
Speaker 7: of questions. Are you asking other candidates.
Speaker 11: Why these kind of questions, Well, I was the one
Speaker 11: dedicated to call to give you a call, and that's
Speaker 11: the question that I decided to come up with because
Speaker 11: I want to know if a man is going to
Speaker 11: be stressed, because if he's gonna have tension at the church,
Speaker 11: then the congregation is going to have tension. The church
Speaker 11: is going to have tension, and the church cannot move
Speaker 11: forward in the direction on which.
Speaker 7: My husband and I have been married twenty to five years,
Speaker 7: and they've been twenty five good years. If you get
Speaker 7: my drift, Okay, he is not stressed at home, and
Speaker 7: whatever goes on at home, my husband has sense enough
Speaker 7: not to take it to the church. That is not
Speaker 7: something he's going to do. So you don't see that
Speaker 7: about anybody else being stressed at the congregation in.
Speaker 13: The pulpit nowhere.
Speaker 7: Okay, we asked it together at home, and I appreciate
Speaker 7: it if you don't ask me those kind of questions,
Speaker 7: but sometimes just ask me.
Speaker 11: But sometimes a woman does not realize that a husband
Speaker 11: is stressed. You understand that there's a possible way that
Speaker 11: you don't know that he's stressed.
Speaker 7: So how can you get let me get your phone
Speaker 7: matter of fact, let me get your full name. What's
Speaker 7: your first name.
Speaker 8: Let's just go with brother Clayton right now. Could you
Speaker 8: please answer this question? How can you guarantee that he
Speaker 8: is fully not stressed?
Speaker 7: Brother Clayton, I call him the Lord real quick, hold on,
Speaker 7: Brother Clayton.
Speaker 3: I'm an honorable woman.
Speaker 7: I'm a woman who stands by my man. Okay, but
Speaker 7: you are asking me some questions that are very personal,
Speaker 7: very private, very confidential. You are asking me questions that
Speaker 7: that a a question of the sancty of my marriage. Okay,
Speaker 7: my husband is not stressed, and if I don't send
Speaker 7: him away from my home stressed.
Speaker 13: Okay, how do you know?
Speaker 5: I know?
Speaker 8: But what are you doing to make sure that it's
Speaker 8: less stressed?
Speaker 7: To Clayton, I'm about to end this phone call. Okay, now,
Speaker 7: if you.
Speaker 11: That we know, we are need to know that Reverend
Speaker 11: Johnathan is not stressed at home. They put they assigned
Speaker 11: me to talk to you, and that's what I'm going
Speaker 11: to do, and I'm going to leave.
Speaker 13: He is not stressed.
Speaker 7: I don't know who told you that the man is
Speaker 7: not stressure.
Speaker 13: He act to stressed around you.
Speaker 11: I bet you, I bet you he's stressed because your
Speaker 11: stress ain't me right now, now, we're both stressed out.
Speaker 8: How can we understand that that man is not stressed?
Speaker 13: That's the end of this conversation. Do you understand me?
Speaker 13: Give me your full name right now.
Speaker 11: Give me some intimate details, and then I'll give you
Speaker 11: my number cross the line.
Speaker 13: You wait till my husband gets here.
Speaker 7: If this is gonna cost him the candidcy that this's so,
Speaker 7: be it, We'll find another church.
Speaker 13: I'd have some choice words for you right now. Oh
Speaker 13: brother Satan, I will give you my name right now.
Speaker 13: Do you have a mean Yes, I'm gonna write it
Speaker 13: right now.
Speaker 3: The letter in in is in Nancy E pe what
Speaker 3: I know how to fall? Now?
Speaker 13: Tuck up pastes n E P h e W.
Speaker 7: Kind of name is that? Nephew, your name is Nephew Clayton.
Speaker 11: My name ain't Nephew Clayton. My name is Nephew Tommy
Speaker 11: from the Steve Harvey Morning Show. You just got pranked
Speaker 11: by your husband, Reverend Jonathan.
Speaker 7: Hold On, you said, this is nephew Tommy.
Speaker 11: From the Steve Harvey Morning Show. Your husband got me
Speaker 11: to prank phone call you.
Speaker 13: Oh lord, I'm gonna kill it.
Speaker 3: Lord, I'll be there.
Speaker 13: I don't mean that. Oh, lor trust me.
Speaker 3: Me this morning.
Speaker 13: I can't believe I'll let him get me. You know,
Speaker 13: pranks before?
Speaker 7: Oh my god, Tommy, I will tell you if this
Speaker 7: was twenty five years ago, brother, I cussed up a storm.
Speaker 3: I'm so glad. I'm a saved woman.
Speaker 8: Well listen, listen. Can I ask you one more thing?
Speaker 7: Yes?
Speaker 8: What is the baddest radio show in the land?
Speaker 13: The Steve Harvey Morning Show?
Speaker 8: I just, I just, I just I just don't know
Speaker 8: nobody better at it. I don't. I'm just at this point,
Speaker 8: Ton's just word like. Have you ever thought about hell?
Speaker 8: Have you thought about it? You know what you are?
Speaker 8: You fiberglass You fiberglassed with me? That's what you are?
Speaker 6: You filastic with I just won't know you, do you realize?
Speaker 10: Yeah?
Speaker 8: Yeah, that's to make sure I'm up for greatness, Junior.
Speaker 8: You know what I mean?
Speaker 7: It's just.
Speaker 3: You.
Speaker 8: Are you not five? Are you not fiber glassed? Okay?
Speaker 1: Crazy?
Speaker 6: Coming up?
Speaker 13: Sax.
Speaker 10: It is a Strawberry letter and the subject is three
Speaker 10: years later, we're still friends.
Speaker 1: We'll get into it right after this.
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Speaker 14: All right, ladies and gentlemen, it's time for the Strawberry
Speaker 14: Letter with my good friends.
Speaker 4: Shirley Strawberry.
Speaker 10: Thank you, my good friend Junior. Subject three years later
Speaker 10: and we're only friends. Dear Stephen, Shirley, I'm thirty four
Speaker 10: years old and my significant other is thirty nine and
Speaker 10: we've been together for three years. I call him my
Speaker 10: significant other because he has yet to define our relationship.
Speaker 10: We started as friends, just like most couples do, and
Speaker 10: we got closer. He told me that he didn't want
Speaker 10: anything serious, but he enjoyed spending time with me. We
Speaker 10: started having sex a month after we met, and at
Speaker 10: that time I was very busy at work and helping
Speaker 10: my sister with her new baby, so I was not
Speaker 10: ready for anything serious either. Then my guy tore his
Speaker 10: acl and he needed something someone to help him out,
Speaker 10: so he came to stay with me for a week.
Speaker 10: I was crazy about him, so taking care of him
Speaker 10: came naturally. Whenever we're together and his phone rang, he'd
Speaker 10: tell the caller he was with me, and he'd called
Speaker 10: them back. This made me confident about the direction our
Speaker 10: relationship was going in, so I never asked him if
Speaker 10: we were boyfriend slash girlfriend. After two years, we were
Speaker 10: stuck together like glue. If you saw him, you saw me.
Speaker 10: That all changed last week when we double dated with
Speaker 10: one of my girlfriends and her fiance.
Speaker 1: They got engaged recently and they are so in love
Speaker 1: you can feel it.
Speaker 10: My friend asked my guy if he'd been thinking about marriage,
Speaker 10: and my guys spoke up and embarrassed me so bad.
Speaker 10: He said, we're not that serious yet. We're best friends
Speaker 10: and we love each other, but we are not exclusive.
Speaker 10: He told my friend that I'm aware of our status
Speaker 10: and I'm not pressuring him for a title. I sat there,
Speaker 10: looking stupid and holding back tears. He said he does
Speaker 10: plan to get married one day, when the time is right.
Speaker 10: What I heard is that I'm not the one. Is
Speaker 10: he wasting my time or is he dating others to
Speaker 10: get it out? Of his system before he proposes. I'm
Speaker 10: so confused. Okay, come on now, I really do not
Speaker 10: want you to be confused right now. I don't want that.
Speaker 10: I need you to be good and woke. Okay, because
Speaker 10: this man just told your good friends and you what
Speaker 10: he really thinks of you in no uncertain terms, and
Speaker 10: you heard him tell them, so please be clear.
Speaker 1: He said you're not exclusive.
Speaker 3: You are not.
Speaker 10: Exclusive, which means yes, he's seeing other people, okay.
Speaker 1: And that marriage will happen one day when the time
Speaker 1: is right.
Speaker 10: Well, if it's marriage you want with him, you can
Speaker 10: no longer sit back and allow.
Speaker 1: Him and him only to define this relationship. You have
Speaker 1: a say in this too.
Speaker 8: You're in it.
Speaker 1: Your feelings matter, and if you've changed and you want more,
Speaker 1: you have to let him know. It's been three.
Speaker 10: Years, and after three years you should feel extremely comfortable
Speaker 10: in expressing yourself to him, and with a lot of confidence.
Speaker 10: I might add, remember he had no shame, no trepidation
Speaker 10: when he spoke his mind to your friends, and you
Speaker 10: should do the same. You should do the same, otherwise
Speaker 10: you could be spending another three years in this holding pattern.
Speaker 1: Of a relationship. Not nowhere it's going and I know
Speaker 1: you don't want that. Steve, speak up, girl.
Speaker 8: Steve, Well.
Speaker 9: This letter, you've explained your situation there, So what you
Speaker 9: want our advice for?
Speaker 8: I don't understand. Uh, you're thirty four, he's thirty nine.
Speaker 8: I call him my significant other. He don't call you nothing.
Speaker 8: I call him my significant other.
Speaker 9: And then you justified by said because he has yet
Speaker 9: to define our relationship.
Speaker 8: Oh no, that's cause you ain't defined.
Speaker 9: You just you just what what you waiting on him
Speaker 9: to do, because all throughout the letter, he show you
Speaker 9: what he gonna do, which ain't pretty much, ain't about nothing.
Speaker 8: Well, you say we started as friends, just like most couples.
Speaker 8: That's not how it usually works.
Speaker 9: But okay, as we got closer, he told me he
Speaker 9: didn't want anything serious. Okay, you typed this, so obviously
Speaker 9: you heard it. He told you he didn't want nothing serious,
Speaker 9: but he enjoyed spending time with me. We started having
Speaker 9: sex a month after we met. Well, that's when he
Speaker 9: really enjoyed us. I'm spending time with you because y'all
Speaker 9: was having sex and I was very busy at work
Speaker 9: helping my sister with her new baby, so I wasn't
Speaker 9: really ready for anything seriously. Well, see you got into
Speaker 9: the relationship like a lot of people do, and you
Speaker 9: you was wanting something, but you was talking about you
Speaker 9: ain't want nothing either. Well it don't sound like that
Speaker 9: in the letter, because I don't think what you at
Speaker 9: the table crying for later on if you ain't want nothing.
Speaker 8: See, then my guy tore.
Speaker 9: His ACL and he needed someone to help him out,
Speaker 9: so he came and stayed with me for a week.
Speaker 9: I was he's about taking care of him naturally. So
Speaker 9: now when he needs you for convenience, here he come.
Speaker 9: Now he need a woman. Now, see he need nothing sious,
Speaker 9: but that see that tore in ACL. That's a serious injury.
Speaker 9: So now let me closey on up to this girl
Speaker 9: that I'm using, and I'm gonna go stay at her
Speaker 9: house for a week because it's serious. Now, but minego.
Speaker 9: He told you he don't want nothing serious, but that
Speaker 9: injury didn't tighten him up till now he ain't come.
Speaker 8: All right, I'll tell you the rest of him when
Speaker 8: we come back.
Speaker 1: All right, you heard him.
Speaker 10: We'll have part two of Steve's response coming up at
Speaker 10: twenty three minutes after the hour.
Speaker 1: Today's subject. Three years later, we're still friends. We'll get
Speaker 1: back into it right after this. You're listening Steve Hardy
Speaker 1: Morning Show.
Speaker 10: All right, come on, Steve, let's recap today's strawberry letter,
Speaker 10: the subject three years later, we're still friends.
Speaker 9: Well, lady, that's it. You're dating the man. You were
Speaker 9: just friends, you say, like most couples. Then are y'all
Speaker 9: got closer?
Speaker 8: And he told you.
Speaker 9: I don't want nothing serious. He told you that top
Speaker 9: of the letter. But he said he enjoyed spending time
Speaker 9: with me. Well you know why because right after that,
Speaker 9: y'all said, y'all start having the sixth a month after
Speaker 9: we met.
Speaker 8: Well, no good in here will are you enjoying this time?
Speaker 9: But you now now you was okay with that, you say,
Speaker 9: because you was busy at working. You was helping your
Speaker 9: sister with a new baby. So I was not ready
Speaker 9: for anything serious either. Ah, boy, that ain't what this
Speaker 9: letter say because you wrote and the whole time in
Speaker 9: the letter you sound like you was thinking someone was
Speaker 9: gonna get serious. Right, Well, then you got towards acl
Speaker 9: He needed somebody to help him out, so he came
Speaker 9: and stay with.
Speaker 8: Me for a week.
Speaker 15: Because you know why, because the HCl is a serious injury.
Speaker 15: So your house for a week, you loved it because
Speaker 15: you're crazy about him.
Speaker 9: Think care of him just came naturally, as it does
Speaker 9: with a lot of women, because a lot of women
Speaker 9: are very nurturing by nature. Women are the best nurturers
Speaker 9: in the world. So you had a chance to take
Speaker 9: care of somebody, show him how much you love him,
Speaker 9: how serious you are, Why he had that serious injury.
Speaker 8: Girl, you're making that.
Speaker 9: Happen and now here going the part that I really
Speaker 9: want you to talk about. So taking care of him
Speaker 9: came naturally. Whenever we were together and his phone rang,
Speaker 9: he tell the caller he was with me, and he
Speaker 9: called them back. This made me confident about the direction
Speaker 9: of our relationship was going on.
Speaker 8: When so you're ignoring the fact that the phone ranging,
Speaker 8: you just go damn that.
Speaker 9: You Your takeaway with that was he tell everybody, I'm
Speaker 9: I'm with her, I'll call you back.
Speaker 8: That gave you confidence.
Speaker 9: Girl, You forgot he told you this wasn't nothing serious,
Speaker 9: and based on the conversation, he tell that to everybody.
Speaker 9: So now when the girls do call him on the phone,
Speaker 9: he didn't already told him they gotta toe on a
Speaker 9: cla he's staying with his friend.
Speaker 8: I'm with her right now. I'll call you back.
Speaker 9: And they cool with that because he done told them
Speaker 9: they ain't got nothing serious.
Speaker 8: But mostly he done told them you ain't serious.
Speaker 9: And if you don't think he told him that, that's
Speaker 9: why he's so coolly answering this phone, because why he
Speaker 9: got it. He put his phone on vibrator. If he
Speaker 9: was trying to hide something he ain't got you though,
Speaker 9: he can leave it open because you ain't serious. He
Speaker 9: told you that, but he told anybody else that. So
Speaker 9: now that made you confident about the direction your relationship
Speaker 9: is going in. So I never asked him if we
Speaker 9: were boyfriend and girlfriend. Mistake.
Speaker 8: After two years, we were stuck together like glue. Okay,
Speaker 8: if you saw him, you saw me.
Speaker 9: That all changed last week when we double dated with
Speaker 9: one of my girlfriends and her fiance. They got engaged
Speaker 9: recently and they are so in love and you can
Speaker 9: feel it. My friend asked my guy if he been
Speaker 9: thinking about marriage, and my guy spoke up and embarrassed
Speaker 9: me so bad. He said, he's not that. We're not
Speaker 9: that serious yet. See, because his acl fixed. He told
Speaker 9: you two years ago he wasn't looking for nothing serious.
Speaker 8: He said, we're best friends and we love each other,
Speaker 8: but we're not exclusive.
Speaker 3: Now.
Speaker 8: I don't know why that affected you. He been asking
Speaker 8: the phone the whole time.
Speaker 9: What he told my friend that I'm aware of our
Speaker 9: status and I'm not pressuring him for a title.
Speaker 8: He told the truth. He told you he didn't want
Speaker 8: nothing serious.
Speaker 9: He ain't never gave you a title, and you know
Speaker 9: you're aware of it because he told you that, And
Speaker 9: you ain't pressuring him for a title, because you said
Speaker 9: back in the letter you ain't never asked him if
Speaker 9: you were boyfriend and girlfriend. You said that, so you
Speaker 9: can't get mad at this guy in this letter at all.
Speaker 9: I sat there looking stupid and holding back tears. He
Speaker 9: said he does planning to get married one day when
Speaker 9: the time is right. What I heard is I'm not
Speaker 9: the one. Is he wasting my time? Or is he
Speaker 9: dating others to get out of his system before he promoted?
Speaker 9: Where do you get this stuff from that? You keep
Speaker 9: reading into this? You said, is he dating others to
Speaker 9: get it out of his system before he promot?
Speaker 8: He thirty nine?
Speaker 3: Right?
Speaker 8: What he thirty nine? Lady?
Speaker 9: What do you mean he's trying to get this out
Speaker 9: of his system before he proposes. He never told you
Speaker 9: he wanted to marry you. He's never mentioned marriage to you.
Speaker 9: You ain't even his girlfriend, and he told it to
Speaker 9: you in front of your friends. Why you're still there
Speaker 9: hoping and waiting is beyond me. What are you waiting for?
Speaker 3: Lady?
Speaker 9: You know the answer to all of this. Stop reading
Speaker 9: more into something that ain't there. All you need to
Speaker 9: do is go in and say, look, I want a title,
Speaker 9: I want to know what his relationship is, or we're
Speaker 9: gonna have to end it bye, and he's gonna just
Speaker 9: go on over there with the mother Girls's.
Speaker 1: Called Thank you.
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Speaker 1: Morning show? All right, it's time for truth be told.
Speaker 1: With Junior, truth be told.
Speaker 14: If you got a job that you feel the application
Speaker 14: out for, don't be mad at us when we come
Speaker 14: in there. That's absolute truth. Because I went down to
Speaker 14: the post office. A lot of poster people are great work.
Speaker 9: You fill out an application, yeah for a job, you
Speaker 9: get the job, Don't be mad when we come down there.
Speaker 1: Yeah, what did you talking?
Speaker 3: Man?
Speaker 1: You just wait?
Speaker 6: See I fucked up?
Speaker 8: No, I like it. I like it, but I'm the
Speaker 8: setup is hard. I'm staying with it.
Speaker 9: Application jokes now if the setup is confusing.
Speaker 14: Okay, let me just say it like that. Okay, you
Speaker 14: put out the application. Yes, sir, you take the job.
Speaker 6: Why're you mad we come down there?
Speaker 3: Now?
Speaker 14: I know a lot of postal workers at a great
Speaker 14: postal work because I have a wonderful task.
Speaker 6: But there's one postal worker named Helen. I can't stand
Speaker 6: right now.
Speaker 14: There is no reason why me and Helen should have
Speaker 14: a thirty minute argument about one letter.
Speaker 6: I'm down there. She mad at me because I didn't
Speaker 6: pick the wrong envelope.
Speaker 14: Now, if it's safe overnight, then why is you telling
Speaker 14: me it's gonna take two days?
Speaker 6: That's what the whole argument was about it, Helen, y'r
Speaker 6: ask don't need to be working down there.
Speaker 14: You can't count overnight is next day? Why is you
Speaker 14: talking about fry? I need to Yeah, I need to
Speaker 14: know what you take the job for. Because I asked.
Speaker 14: He said, gonna get that tomorrow. No, it's gonna get
Speaker 14: that thirty Well, why are you charging me overnight prices
Speaker 14: told if you didn't want the job, why you fill
Speaker 14: out the advocation. You can't get mad because I came
Speaker 14: in here. We gonna be melling. You gonna be melling Helen,
Speaker 14: and she needs to really not be there no more.
Speaker 6: And if I come back down there, I'm coming over
Speaker 6: the count and knocking all your stamps down.
Speaker 1: That's all I come on, miss that.
Speaker 14: Well you know what she hollering, though she's saying, it's
Speaker 14: so loud talking that other people in line.
Speaker 6: He's over here and our business.
Speaker 1: And so you were embarrassed.
Speaker 6: I was absolutely bared about because I got the wrong envelope.
Speaker 14: If I said I wanted that tomor you keep telling me, well,
Speaker 14: it's not gonna get that till Friday.
Speaker 6: Well that's not overnight then.
Speaker 10: And the thing about truth be told us these things
Speaker 10: really happened in Junior's life.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, Helen, it doesn't make the step Helen.
Speaker 6: Helen is five to five too.
Speaker 8: Okay, but I will say that five two, three thirty.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, god, the whole little slack No, no, no.
Speaker 8: I know I don't already know.
Speaker 9: People usually be mad, yeah, shot wide, people are always
Speaker 9: which you stopped not really shock white people are always
Speaker 9: made because they got the squeeze in that little area
Speaker 9: and work.
Speaker 6: God, all the short people. Why I got to walk off?
Speaker 8: Just pack up in there? Man, just look like somebody
Speaker 8: just put their foot on them to shucked. Adult.
Speaker 1: Steve, you mad?
Speaker 8: Now you angry?
Speaker 1: It's too much.
Speaker 8: You bought the car I had on the cars. If
Speaker 8: y'all was in your price running, you could have got
Speaker 8: a great, big old hus car. You down there in
Speaker 8: a smart car and you're just in there looking like
Speaker 8: some playdough.
Speaker 1: You're listening.
Speaker 3: Morning show?
Speaker 1: All right, you guys, pay attention to this because this
Speaker 1: story is crazy.
Speaker 10: Uh. It can be painful to find out your son
Speaker 10: isn't your son, all right? That can be painful because
Speaker 10: your partner was unfaithful. However, a man posted on TikTok
Speaker 10: to explain what happened to him. The post is a
Speaker 10: video of him distraught and crying in it, and he
Speaker 10: reveals that he found out that his son is actually
Speaker 10: his uncle.
Speaker 1: Did you get that his son is actually his uncle?
Speaker 3: So?
Speaker 1: How did this happen? How did this happen? What happened?
Speaker 1: What happened?
Speaker 10: Well, the man's grandfather invited him and his girlfriend to
Speaker 10: stay with him, and during that time, the man's girlfriend
Speaker 10: wound up having an affair with his grandfather.
Speaker 8: You get it so far?
Speaker 9: Yeah?
Speaker 8: Crazy?
Speaker 11: Right?
Speaker 1: All right?
Speaker 10: That led to the baby boy, which the man thought
Speaker 10: was his And it turns out his grandfather has done
Speaker 10: stuff like this before, because the man captioned his TikTok post,
Speaker 10: can't believe I expected more from a man that had
Speaker 10: a whole other family around the corner from my granny's house.
Speaker 1: So this grandfather has just that's his uncle. Yeah, he
Speaker 1: thought it was his son, but this is really your uncle?
Speaker 1: What because you got a friend?
Speaker 8: Then, hey, hey, who you talk to? Shut up? Junior,
Speaker 8: I'm your.
Speaker 1: Aw I'm your your grandma when your girl?
Speaker 6: All right?
Speaker 8: So how old is debate?
Speaker 1: Let's read on Tommy.
Speaker 10: The man says he still wants to be part of
Speaker 10: his son slash uncle's life, but also questions why his
Speaker 10: grandfather would hurt him this way. In a different video,
Speaker 10: he describes how he found out, saying his girlfriend's phone
Speaker 10: kept ringing, just ping, ping, ping, so he checked to
Speaker 10: see what was going on and saw the text were
Speaker 10: from his grandfather. Then he found year's worth year's worth
Speaker 10: of messages from his granddad, including pictures and explicit stuff.
Speaker 8: Yeah, I'm not raising my uncle.
Speaker 11: I'm not.
Speaker 1: I'm not fret all sounds crazy, right.
Speaker 8: I'm not my own dad. But I don't know who
Speaker 8: this dude is. I still want to be in my
Speaker 8: son's life. I don't. I don't understand. Man, does it
Speaker 8: ever say how all the child?
Speaker 1: It never said the child was. It's not like it's
Speaker 1: an official story. It's on TikTok.
Speaker 12: So he hosted himself crying and you know all the details, you.
Speaker 8: Know, worked with Bill. If he said years and years
Speaker 8: of messages, then it's some time it went back.
Speaker 9: Yeah, you know, and he could have gotten attached to
Speaker 9: the little boy. Yeah you don't love him and all
Speaker 9: like this, regardless.
Speaker 8: As to who he is.
Speaker 5: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Absolutely.
Speaker 8: How he found out it was the granddaddy.
Speaker 1: Well he know, yeah, well I guess, but he didn't
Speaker 1: say that.
Speaker 10: But when he saw those texts, he knew something was
Speaker 10: up from the grandfather year's worth of messages.
Speaker 8: Have you told your daddy because that's your daddy, daddy?
Speaker 1: Huh right, right right, you don't know that could be your.
Speaker 11: Mom's dadda anyway, hoping my granddaddy anyway, my granddaddy.
Speaker 8: Is whoever is the whoop of my granddaddy?
Speaker 3: Who?
Speaker 9: Yeah?
Speaker 10: The girlfriend, Yeah she slept with his grandfather.
Speaker 8: But still, I mean, I'm just saying, I don't know.
Speaker 1: It was a convenience. What he says, you want so.
Speaker 8: Many will well you get so many wheel Now.
Speaker 12: That's heartbreaking, is And some of the comments people were
Speaker 12: saying that, you know, to the young man, you didn't
Speaker 12: deserve that, you know, you know, if you still want
Speaker 12: to be in the little boy's life, be a mentor.
Speaker 3: To you know.
Speaker 8: Yeah, you know that's hard.
Speaker 10: That's who suffers the little boy because the man he
Speaker 10: thought was his father all this time is his uncle.
Speaker 1: Is his nephew, right, yeah, it's his nephew. You just
Speaker 1: shake your hand when you need it. The crazy Yeah, all.
Speaker 10: Right, all right, we'll have more of the Steve Harvey
Speaker 10: Morning Show coming up at twenty minutes after the hour.
Speaker 1: Right after this, you're listening hard Morning Show.
Speaker 10: Well, apparently single parents are having a hard time dating
Speaker 10: and popular dating apps have failed them. So a brand
Speaker 10: new app for single parents launched on March second, which
Speaker 10: was National Single Parents' Day.
Speaker 1: The new dating app, it's.
Speaker 10: Called Stir, will cater to the specific needs of single
Speaker 10: parents who aren't finding luck on mainstream dating apps. Studies
Speaker 10: have shown that single parents naturally gravitate toward each towards
Speaker 10: other single parents. I think that's natural because they didn't
Speaker 10: have to explain their constraints, and as they are in
Speaker 10: the same stage of life, so I.
Speaker 1: Think it should be interesting. What do you guys think?
Speaker 10: But what if they both have, like, you know, seven kids,
Speaker 10: like Steve or something, and they're trying to make a connection.
Speaker 11: What do you guys think I need to if I'm single,
Speaker 11: I need to know how many damn kids you gotten?
Speaker 3: Up?
Speaker 8: You got five? Six kids?
Speaker 11: Then I don't that's not I need to Can we
Speaker 11: fill that out when we when we type in our information.
Speaker 1: We need to know that datable? Is that what you're saying?
Speaker 1: If she has five? Well me, yeah, okay for me?
Speaker 6: Yeah, I think because I'm six children?
Speaker 10: What well, what if you have five or six kids?
Speaker 10: You want somebody to date you?
Speaker 11: But I'm not looking for somebody that got What we
Speaker 11: don't need is another five not as team.
Speaker 6: So would you get someone with children?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 6: I could say somebody with children, but it can't be six.
Speaker 8: What's your limit?
Speaker 5: Dog?
Speaker 11: Yeah?
Speaker 7: Dog?
Speaker 6: About about one two. Okay, yeah, yeah, it possible, were
Speaker 6: not last May.
Speaker 1: But what's gonna date you guys?
Speaker 10: All right, we'll let more of the Steve Harby Morning
Speaker 10: Show coming up in thirty three minutes after we'll play
Speaker 10: around it.
Speaker 1: Would you rather? Right after this You're morning Show? All right, guys,
Speaker 1: it is time for another round.
Speaker 10: Of would you rather? Would would you rather soak in
Speaker 10: a hot tub full of tide? Or would you rather
Speaker 10: gargle with pickle juice?
Speaker 9: I'm gonna goggle with that pickle juice. I made that
Speaker 9: mistake beforemling. What do you mean you remember? Because when
Speaker 9: we was little, we didn't have money for bubble bath
Speaker 9: all the time, so we used to put detergent in
Speaker 9: the bath tub, whisk it around. Yeah, and I didn't,
Speaker 9: you know, twisk it around, swish it up good enough.
Speaker 9: And that oxen doll had blue bleaching crystals in it. Well,
Speaker 9: I was a little boy. I didn't know, and I
Speaker 9: didn't rint off good. Walking down the hall the next day.
Speaker 8: And my ass start burning. I didn't know that's what
Speaker 8: the hell was going on.
Speaker 9: And as I was walking and rubbing it together, I
Speaker 9: was melting them blue bleaching crystals further they started bleaching
Speaker 9: my ass. Now, you teel, you don't really know what's
Speaker 9: going on. But I got a full situation going on
Speaker 9: right now. My ass on fire because I got some
Speaker 9: melting detrigent crystal.
Speaker 1: So that's why you've rather.
Speaker 8: A pickle juice.
Speaker 9: I can rewrist, but you get to walking, you walk
Speaker 9: around that detergent melting in your ass.
Speaker 8: I'm telling you right.
Speaker 1: Now, all right, would you rather be without your teeth
Speaker 1: for one week? Be or would you rather be without
Speaker 1: your you know what for one week?
Speaker 8: Teeth? Take them teeth out?
Speaker 5: My bad, my bad? No, I'm I think I came
Speaker 5: to part from Well, if you can put it back, no,
Speaker 5: damn it, no memory.
Speaker 9: Well, first of all, I'm not gonna be able to
Speaker 9: do that, because, first of all, I'm not gonna ever
Speaker 9: recover from you.
Speaker 8: Taking it off. That why my ass is not gonna
Speaker 8: make it.
Speaker 9: Yeah, because watching you put it in a zip lock
Speaker 9: and walk away too much.
Speaker 8: Oh No, I'll never recover from that. It's no way.
Speaker 11: And the possibility that you could mix mine up with
Speaker 11: somebody else, that's an issue for me here.
Speaker 8: Nah, I got the wrong zip lock.
Speaker 9: Come on, man, but how do you think you're leaving
Speaker 9: this room with it is your bigger problem.
Speaker 8: This is not Rottlow, this is not him.
Speaker 1: Be quiet. Thus today's d would you rather come up?
Speaker 1: We'll close out the show.
Speaker 10: With some closing remarks from the one and only Steve Harvey,
Speaker 10: our fearless leader.
Speaker 1: Right after this, you're.
Speaker 10: Listening Harvey Morning Show. We love to hear your inspirational
Speaker 10: closing remarks. Steve, your motivational closing remarks. And I got
Speaker 10: one for us today, I.
Speaker 8: Got one for you today. I think it's important.
Speaker 9: That everybody, everybody really really up your expectations. I mean,
Speaker 9: really really focus focus on upping your expectations this year,
Speaker 9: really put a positive twist on your life. You can
Speaker 9: do that, man, you can up your expectations. You have
Speaker 9: a say so in your outcome. But you have to
Speaker 9: adjust the attitude. You've got to think positive. You've got
Speaker 9: to focus on the positive things that's happening in your life.
Speaker 9: You have to take inventory constantly of everything that's going
Speaker 9: right in your life. Stop focusing on the negative. Everybody
Speaker 9: got something wrong. That's not a person living that ain't
Speaker 9: got something wrong. So what Yeah you got something wrong.
Speaker 9: Yeah you're not where you want to be. But guess
Speaker 9: what you can be on your way. And that's the
Speaker 9: thing that people lose focus of. Sometimes they get so
Speaker 9: caught up into where they are now that they lose
Speaker 9: focus on where they could be going, where you're headed,
Speaker 9: where you're at now.
Speaker 8: Let me explain something to you about right now.
Speaker 9: Right now is a very fleeting moment, because let's say
Speaker 9: you're talking about something now. Do you know in just
Speaker 9: what sixty seconds is now a part of the past.
Speaker 9: It doesn't matter where you are, it's where you're going.
Speaker 9: Don't get stuck in where you are. Somebody sent me
Speaker 9: a plaque one time, and I keep it on my
Speaker 9: desk in Atlanta, and I was going through a real, real,
Speaker 9: real dog period in my life. And he's a friend
Speaker 9: of mine, and he knew it. He's an accountant, as
Speaker 9: a matter of fact. It's Roger Saltered and I'm saying
Speaker 9: my financial up in Chicago, and he knew I was
Speaker 9: going through a dog dog period in my life. And
Speaker 9: he sent me a plaque and I keep it on
Speaker 9: my desk, and the plaque said, when you're going through hell,
Speaker 9: just keep going. And that registered with me, because why
Speaker 9: would you be going through hell and stop there? So
Speaker 9: you're just gonna put it on park in the middle
Speaker 9: of hell, or doesn't make sense to keep going because
Speaker 9: it just ties into what I'm telling you. It doesn't
Speaker 9: matter where you are, it's where you're going. You've got
Speaker 9: to get your focus to move in the right direction.
Speaker 9: I'm gonna give you this scripture again in case all
Speaker 9: of you is something I read all the time. It's
Speaker 9: Ephesians three twenty, and I read it every day. You know,
Speaker 9: I memorize it.
Speaker 8: But it says.
Speaker 9: God will do exceedingly and abundantly above all that I
Speaker 9: ask or think. Because I honor Him, his blessings will
Speaker 9: chase me down and overtake me. I will be in
Speaker 9: the right place at the right time. People will go
Speaker 9: out of their way to be good to me. I
Speaker 9: am surrounded by God's favor. This is my declaration. If
Speaker 9: you read this every day and you implement this once again,
Speaker 9: It's Ephesians three twenty. Now I got the Bible with
Speaker 9: the four different translations in it, so I can understand
Speaker 9: what I'm saying. So this is not the King James
Speaker 9: version I gave you. It's a translation of what it
Speaker 9: actually means. But memorizing the scripture for how what it
Speaker 9: means is what you need. You don't gotta go word
Speaker 9: for word. You need to get the meaning of it.
Speaker 9: Don't trip on that other part right there. But if
Speaker 9: you incorporate this in your life on a day to day,
Speaker 9: you'd be amazed. What can happen to you? You all
Speaker 9: can put your life into the realm of expectations.
Speaker 8: I expect good things to happen to me.
Speaker 9: Even when something bad happens to me, I still look
Speaker 9: for something good to happen to me, and it always does.
Speaker 8: I don't care what mistake I've made.
Speaker 9: God has always gotten me through it, and He's done
Speaker 9: the exact same thing for you.
Speaker 8: He's always gotten you through it. Just look at your life.
Speaker 9: All that stuff you thought you wasn't gonna make it through,
Speaker 9: He got you, man, He pulled you through it somehow,
Speaker 9: all them days you didn't think you was gonna make it.
Speaker 9: You remember where you was, and then look at where
Speaker 9: you're at now.
Speaker 3: Now.
Speaker 9: If you think that you're in a worse place now
Speaker 9: than you were in your past, why don't you get
Speaker 9: back to that Expect something good to happen to you.
Speaker 9: Live a life filled with positive expectations.
Speaker 8: Don't do not bury yourself by going through hell and
Speaker 8: then staying there.
Speaker 9: Some people cannot get out of their misery because they
Speaker 9: won't kill quit acknowledging the misery. Look, if the Bible
Speaker 9: says a man is as he's thinking, and all you
Speaker 9: ever think is old woe is me, then guess what
Speaker 9: old woe is me?
Speaker 8: But if you look for the upside, the bright side,
Speaker 8: if you.
Speaker 9: Look for and then live a life and expectation that
Speaker 9: there's some good out there for you, then good comes
Speaker 9: your way.
Speaker 8: That's the way it is.
Speaker 9: That's not a theory of mine. That's a promise of God.
Speaker 9: I ain't up in here spew and nothing. I think
Speaker 9: I'd have seen this stuff work for me. You know
Speaker 9: how many public mistakes I've made. Y'all been watching me.
Speaker 9: Y'all has been fans of minds for years. You all
Speaker 9: have seen the evolution of me. Now, he ain't through
Speaker 9: with me yet, but you've seen me back when I
Speaker 9: was this, when I was that, when I made that mistake,
Speaker 9: when I made this mistake. But you know what, I
Speaker 9: never allowed the mistakes to bury me or define me.
Speaker 9: I expected something good to happen. And guess what I've
Speaker 9: recovered from them all. He's pulled me through them all.
Speaker 9: He'll do the same thing for you Ephesian three twenty.
Speaker 9: Start reading it every day, man, and live your life
Speaker 9: in a positive expectation.
Speaker 8: That'll help you.
Speaker 1: So you better say that I just did.
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