Speaker 1: If anyone's try it all around the world, it's me Clover,
Speaker 1: and I know that in this podcast we got people
Speaker 1: from everywhere. I've been to war everywhere, Bangladesh, the Himalayas,
Speaker 1: even a Bali Jean. Thank you for listening.
Speaker 2: The show starts No, it's Brook and Jeffrey in the morning,
Speaker 2: and as we get into the new year, I thought
Speaker 2: it might be fun to just quickly look up each
Speaker 2: of our horoscope predictions for twenty twenty four. I'll see
Speaker 2: what's coming down the pike and Brook, You're a Gemini, right,
Speaker 2: so your zodiac says this is the year to be bold.
Speaker 2: The universe wants you to focus on choosing a better
Speaker 2: career path for yourself. Oh, because the universe heard the podcast, Brook,
Speaker 2: Alexis and jose your boltauruses. Your zodiac says, time to
Speaker 2: step back and clean up your messy, puke stained life.
Speaker 2: Do it, Do it quickly because it at least once
Speaker 2: this week you will be late.
Speaker 3: How did it know?
Speaker 2: Oh, now we gotta do wci AI which clip is it?
Speaker 4: We don't even know about your year, jeff.
Speaker 5: You don't have time.
Speaker 2: We have two viral soundbites and only enough time to
Speaker 2: play one of these. We got to get right to
Speaker 2: your choices. Option one is a thirty second clip of
Speaker 2: an Italian grandma. And you know how Italian grannies are very,
Speaker 2: very particular when it comes to their homemade pasta sauces.
Speaker 5: Oh my goodness, it's like a religion.
Speaker 2: Well, her granddaughter pranks her by slipping a little bit
Speaker 2: of sugar onto a spoonful of granny's ragou sauce and
Speaker 2: forces her to taste it. No or Option two is
Speaker 2: a fifteen second clip of a toddler loudly interrupting her
Speaker 2: dad's college graduation ceremony to congratulate him while he's on
Speaker 2: stage getting his diploma. Really, so what's it gonna be?
Speaker 2: Can he get sauce? Or baby says yah? Alexis, this
Speaker 2: is y'all.
Speaker 3: Stick with?
Speaker 4: Grandma gets sawn.
Speaker 2: Oh we're tied up, Jose, you get the deciding vote.
Speaker 6: All the foodie and he wants the grandma, but the
Speaker 6: baby lover, and he wants to.
Speaker 5: Hear the baby clip. So I'm gonna go with the
Speaker 5: baby clip.
Speaker 2: Okay, I'm gonna hear this. I want to let's hear
Speaker 2: the sound of a toddler loudly interrupting her dad's college
Speaker 2: graduation ceremony to congratulate him.
Speaker 4: I mean, it's cute until you live with them and
Speaker 4: they interrupt you all the time.
Speaker 2: Good work, kid, that was which clip? Is it?
Speaker 7: Okay?
Speaker 2: Now let's move on to the shock collar question of
Speaker 2: the day, and I'm gonna let Digital Jake hog the
Speaker 2: spotlight from all of us for the next five to
Speaker 2: seven minutes. JA, congratulations, Jakie, we love you.
Speaker 7: Take it away, Thanks daddy. We've been getting a lot
Speaker 7: of feedback on our text board at seven eighty five
Speaker 7: nine two the last two days about our own Alexis Fuller,
Speaker 7: saying things like does Alexis even know what an impersonation
Speaker 7: isnyone else? I thought her singing was bad until I
Speaker 7: heard her impersonations because we've been playing a new game
Speaker 7: with her called dim Personations with Alexis. I love it,
Speaker 7: and she just realized what the dim parts stood for yesterday.
Speaker 7: A couple of days we still still buffering it was
Speaker 7: a delayed version. But now that she's finally cluded, we
Speaker 7: have three brand new historical figures or celebs lined up,
Speaker 7: So get ready for an entertaining performance that promises to
Speaker 7: be slightly better than the sequel The Good Burger and
Speaker 7: that's hard.
Speaker 2: Now you get better than the sequel where living with
Speaker 2: Keenan and caw who loves Yeah, they just did it?
Speaker 2: How dare you?
Speaker 7: We're gonna start with Brooke Alexis has your impersonation. Are
Speaker 7: you ready, Alexis?
Speaker 4: Yeah, I'm ready.
Speaker 7: All right, let's begin a three two one go.
Speaker 8: Thanks for being your man.
Speaker 4: You're the best man best.
Speaker 9: I'm so happy you're here. Grace Jack, Jimmy.
Speaker 5: There we go.
Speaker 7: A false start on the Jimmy there, but Jimmy Fallon
Speaker 7: was correct. Bro did get it in time?
Speaker 4: So nice. It's kind of like that does.
Speaker 2: Actually does you just shout unbelievable constantly during his show?
Speaker 7: Brook was correct. That was Jimmy Fallon. So Brook is
Speaker 7: safe today.
Speaker 5: There.
Speaker 7: Now it's Jose's turn. Okay, Alexis is reading her impersonation
Speaker 7: for Jose Alexis. Are you ready?
Speaker 4: Yeah?
Speaker 5: I don't have to be read.
Speaker 4: There's not much I can prep.
Speaker 7: On a lot of subtexts in that. Yeah, here we go.
Speaker 7: You start in three two one go.
Speaker 2: How do y'all?
Speaker 8: Let's do some really awkward dancing.
Speaker 4: I don't know why. Oh my sister better get me coffee.
Speaker 4: I'm so rude to you.
Speaker 9: Let's okay, I'm not actually to Southern.
Speaker 4: I don't really know.
Speaker 8: I can't really do like it in between Southern actually more,
Speaker 8: don't go.
Speaker 2: In the world.
Speaker 8: Let's interview people, bro tell me about yourself, talk about
Speaker 8: my dogs.
Speaker 7: Jose, we're going to the judge's time is up. What
Speaker 7: was the first guess you said?
Speaker 5: Ellen, that's correct.
Speaker 7: I'm sorry I missed that Initially.
Speaker 2: There was a Southern draw.
Speaker 5: It's not a.
Speaker 7: Jose, did get that right? That dim personation was very
Speaker 7: rude Southerner Ellen to.
Speaker 4: Jeff Awkward dancing makes sense now.
Speaker 7: That's why.
Speaker 5: Yeah, great job.
Speaker 2: Great.
Speaker 7: Our final dim personation of the day is for Jeffrey,
Speaker 7: and Alexis has it right in front of her. Alexis,
Speaker 7: are you ready?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 7: I feel like.
Speaker 5: You're really ready.
Speaker 7: She might have trouble reading my handwriting, or it could
Speaker 7: be very difficult.
Speaker 2: Let's see. I do appreciate you trying to, like, at
Speaker 2: least do accents and impersonations this time.
Speaker 5: All kidding aside, it's.
Speaker 2: Cool that it's going to be anywhere close to what
Speaker 2: the actual person is, but at least you're trying.
Speaker 4: Jimmy Fallow was pretty today.
Speaker 7: Okay, all right, Alex is you ready? We're beginning in
Speaker 7: three two one?
Speaker 8: Go where oh, where's my room?
Speaker 7: You know?
Speaker 2: You know is a treasure chest and our.
Speaker 8: Na steel the captain, No, I'm the captain.
Speaker 6: Some sort of d I'm gonna captainship.
Speaker 2: We want to piloted the ship. Didn't know?
Speaker 4: Drink up?
Speaker 10: Yoo?
Speaker 4: Yeah, go home yo.
Speaker 2: Captain Hook.
Speaker 4: Better than Captain Hook, just killing.
Speaker 2: Oh, Captain crunch.
Speaker 7: Time is up, Jeffrey. That impersonation was Johnny Depp as
Speaker 7: Captain Jack Sparrow.
Speaker 2: That's one he never says, yoho yoho, he does, I
Speaker 2: think he does. He's wastings like.
Speaker 7: Try Okay, that was dim persons.
Speaker 4: I feel like Jeffreys trying the least in the game.
Speaker 2: Missed one yet I got it wrong. So I'm gonna
Speaker 2: get shocked. And somebody wanted to sing bye bye bye
Speaker 2: by InSync. Oh yeah, I want to see you own
Speaker 2: that doll, baby, bye bye bye. That's your shock collar
Speaker 2: question of the.
Speaker 3: Day, Brooking Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 2: It's Brook and Jeffrey in the morning, and there's a
Speaker 2: story in the news today. I have to be careful
Speaker 2: with this one because there's a man who lives in Turkey.
Speaker 2: His name is Boris Haddem. He's a wealthy banker, successful guy.
Speaker 2: The only thing missing in his life was how do
Speaker 2: I say length? If you get my drift? Yeah, I'm
Speaker 2: trying to try lightly here.
Speaker 4: Yeah, but he wasn't tall enough in some parts.
Speaker 2: Yes, I'm sure, but he was determined to change that
Speaker 2: by going to a local doctor to enhance the size
Speaker 2: of his current state.
Speaker 11: Buddy, buddy, you know, just effort, that's all it takes.
Speaker 3: To make that.
Speaker 2: He went there to add an extra one point one inches.
Speaker 4: They can do that.
Speaker 2: I don't know if you pay by the half inch.
Speaker 2: I don't know what it is.
Speaker 4: So how do they even do that? What do they
Speaker 4: put on there?
Speaker 2: We'll send all the information to you, so you come
Speaker 2: forward to your husband if that's what you really wants.
Speaker 4: Definitely skinny.
Speaker 2: The procedure was performed and surprisingly did not go as
Speaker 2: expected because, according to reports, the doctor read the surgery
Speaker 2: notes incorrectly. Instead of plus one point, he read it
Speaker 2: as minus and red one inches. So the guy went
Speaker 2: in to get it bigger, came out much small. Needless
Speaker 2: to say that I've.
Speaker 4: Ever had so much sympathy for a.
Speaker 2: Man's fake Baris was obviously enraged. Luckily, a second procedure
Speaker 2: was performed free of charge. Can to correct the mistake.
Speaker 4: But can they do two point two or back to
Speaker 4: where he.
Speaker 2: Served the idea with the second operation afterwards resulting in
Speaker 2: no elongation, keeping it exactly where it was regularly less
Speaker 2: than average. And after the second operation Boris was in
Speaker 2: so much pain he was not able to walk for
Speaker 2: a month. What good news is he is still rich,
Speaker 2: so that's still Eventually it went to court, which is
Speaker 2: why we're able to report on it today.
Speaker 11: Public likes to be public after all of this, this
Speaker 11: shame isn't enough.
Speaker 2: The only thing Boris received that was large was the
Speaker 2: medical bill from the doctor, which he has not yet
Speaker 2: paid for for obvious reasons.
Speaker 4: There's no malpractice. Well, I mean it's hard to like,
Speaker 4: Oh I sued you.
Speaker 2: Did, it's hard to improve. Can't be outdated on this
Speaker 2: ever growing or shrinking situation. We're gonna do laser stories
Speaker 2: right after this. I'm paid. It's the radio segment that's
Speaker 2: breaking into the fashion industry. But his controversial new design
Speaker 2: isn't doing phenomenal quite yet. He's made over one hundred
Speaker 2: thousand push down bras trying to go against the grain
Speaker 2: of those push up ones.
Speaker 11: Yeah, all you have to do is wait for that,
Speaker 11: I mean.
Speaker 4: Eventually.
Speaker 2: Really only eighty year olds are buying it. But it
Speaker 2: is laser stories. The segments want to read weird news
Speaker 2: stories around the globe, just like everyone else does, except
Speaker 2: we've got a laser. Those other knee knockers just don't.
Speaker 2: This first laser story is out of Illinois. Forty two
Speaker 2: year old George Owens was having a bad day and
Speaker 2: all started when he was trying to park and accidentally
Speaker 2: drove his car into a pole.
Speaker 4: Nobody today, They come out of nowhere and hate when
Speaker 4: they moved those pores.
Speaker 2: So agitated by the incident, he got out of his
Speaker 2: vehicle and began pounding on his car, and after a
Speaker 2: few seconds of that, it wasn't enough, so he started
Speaker 2: taking off his clothes, angry stripping Alexis been there. Well,
Speaker 2: off came the shirt, then his pants, and witnesses say
Speaker 2: that's when George dashed towards the local bass pro fishing shop,
Speaker 2: ran up the stairs to the second floor completely nude.
Speaker 5: Is he gonna do what I think he's gonna do.
Speaker 2: Please, and security video shows him standing on a railing
Speaker 2: then doing a cannon ball into the Big Center aquarium below.
Speaker 7: That's what we've always all wanted.
Speaker 4: It's true.
Speaker 12: I can't even swim, and I've always been like, what
Speaker 12: did he like to from the second story down there?
Speaker 4: And the whole thing just looks fun. It looks like
Speaker 4: a water park. Like my kids are confused when we
Speaker 4: walk in there.
Speaker 2: Yes, after he came up for air, he stood under
Speaker 2: the beautiful Bass Pro Shop waterfall as if he were
Speaker 2: on an exotic vacations.
Speaker 5: On like a drug trip.
Speaker 4: You know, I think he's just on a life trip.
Speaker 2: He spent about five minutes swimming around before two officers
Speaker 2: ran in.
Speaker 4: I always love when somebody does something stupid and then
Speaker 4: just stays in it. Yeah a long time.
Speaker 2: That's when George jumped out of the water, yelled something
Speaker 2: at the police, and then dove right back in.
Speaker 5: Yeah.
Speaker 2: After a couple more minutes of peaceful swimming, George climbed
Speaker 2: over the side of the aquarium and dropped down to
Speaker 2: the concrete floor below, knocking himself out. Someone was nice
Speaker 2: enough to cover him up with a blanket as officers
Speaker 2: took him into custody. He was mostly unharmed and was
Speaker 2: booked into the Saint Clair County Jail. This next Lazer
Speaker 2: story is out of Dating Central Woo. This coming Saturday
Speaker 2: is notable, and not just for the absolute deadline for
Speaker 2: taking down your Christmas tree.
Speaker 4: Oh dude, I'm so proud I already got that done well.
Speaker 2: According to Tender, the first Sunday in January is Dating Sunday,
Speaker 2: the busiest day of the year for online dating.
Speaker 4: Oh really, why are.
Speaker 5: We getting blown up like crazy?
Speaker 13: Is it right?
Speaker 4: People's New Year's resolutions?
Speaker 2: On Dating Sunday, the apps see an extraordinary surge in
Speaker 2: people updating their bios, uploading photos, sending messages, and responding
Speaker 2: to them. In fact, Tinder said people respond to messages
Speaker 2: nineteen point four minutes faster on Dating Sunday than any
Speaker 2: other Sunday of the entire year.
Speaker 4: To dump people till after the holidays and then and
Speaker 4: then they've had like a week or two to process
Speaker 4: the dumping in and now the ready to get in
Speaker 4: or they broke.
Speaker 12: Up with that one or two month fling that was
Speaker 12: just a holiday way for.
Speaker 2: They didn't have an exact reason why, but it's probably
Speaker 2: some mix of fresh starts for the new year, some
Speaker 2: New Year's resolutions, and the start of a more available
Speaker 2: period after months and months of holidays and gatherings and
Speaker 2: being around other couples.
Speaker 4: Do you have really cute picks to update your profile
Speaker 4: after the holidays?
Speaker 2: By the way, this isn't just Tinder. A few years back,
Speaker 2: a representative from Match called Dating Sunday the super Bowl
Speaker 2: of dating apps.
Speaker 14: Wow.
Speaker 11: I never do you think the offices at all the
Speaker 11: apps are just like Okay, guys, are you ready?
Speaker 4: This?
Speaker 15: This is our day bill, You got those wings and
Speaker 15: pizzas on the way to deliver its.
Speaker 2: Go guys with a party, So make sure you get
Speaker 2: out there and you mix it up. Okay, then get
Speaker 2: tested and delete everybody?
Speaker 13: Okay.
Speaker 8: I wonder if next week will be the day of
Speaker 8: the most people delete the app?
Speaker 2: Yeah, biggest mistaken Yeah. This next day the stories out
Speaker 2: of New Year knew?
Speaker 4: Who like that?
Speaker 2: If you're really fired up about your New Year's resolutions,
Speaker 2: good news. You could be paid to stick to them
Speaker 2: and you can eat ice cream too.
Speaker 16: Wow, that was actually my name's resolution, more ice cream eating.
Speaker 2: I say that because Halo top is asking for applications
Speaker 2: for so called endorsement deals and they're hiring ten people
Speaker 2: who will be paid five thousand dollars mainly just for
Speaker 2: having a goal for the new year, sticking to it
Speaker 2: and documenting their journey.
Speaker 4: But it's Halo top so it's like not al's.
Speaker 12: Good, but like, I literally just eat three pints instead
Speaker 12: of just the one the same amount of calories.
Speaker 2: Halo says for every goal that you hit, you also
Speaker 2: get a free gallon of ice cream. Creamy, Yeah, I
Speaker 2: mean that's not you gifted to something.
Speaker 4: That stuff is not cheap.
Speaker 2: And you're probably wondering, well, what if my goal is
Speaker 2: to lose weight this year? Well, Halo supports you, but
Speaker 2: it's also not going to strap you to a lie
Speaker 2: detector after you get the ice cream.
Speaker 5: Again, that lucky.
Speaker 2: You can go apply on their website with the photo
Speaker 2: of yourself and a thirty second video explaining what your
Speaker 2: goal is and why it's important to you, and they
Speaker 2: say it doesn't have to be all about weight laws.
Speaker 2: It could be anything tangible like learning to surf or okay,
Speaker 2: playing pickleball, trying yoga, training to do one hundred push
Speaker 2: ups right after you crush a gallon of their Halo
Speaker 2: time if you are hired, you'll have to share thirty
Speaker 2: second progress videos for eight weeks.
Speaker 5: Eight weeks.
Speaker 2: They are accepting applications now, so go ahead and check
Speaker 2: it out.
Speaker 5: After eight weeks of work. That five grand, It's like,
Speaker 5: I feel like you own you more a minimum wage.
Speaker 2: For Well, what about this guy's resolution? He vows to
Speaker 2: lose a few LB's and that stands for Louis Baton.
Speaker 2: And here's a turtle. He doesn't know how to spell,
Speaker 2: so plus, those shoes can be really clean. He needs
Speaker 2: to lose a few LB's. That sound means the laser
Speaker 2: stories has come to an end for the day. We'll
Speaker 2: do it again, same time on Wednesday, freaking.
Speaker 3: Chef in the morning.
Speaker 2: A good rule to remember in life is less is more.
Speaker 4: Yeah that's true.
Speaker 2: Yeah, so true, Like less stress equals more.
Speaker 4: Happiness, Yeah, preach.
Speaker 2: Less spending equals more savings.
Speaker 4: That's good, Alexis, did you follow that?
Speaker 7: Yeah?
Speaker 2: Yeah, Less clothing equals more eyes on you at the
Speaker 2: children's theater. Oh yeah, it's an especially important thing for
Speaker 2: you to remember when you're leaving a voicemail for someone
Speaker 2: that you're into. Less is definitely gonna be more.
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, but it's not going to be very fun
Speaker 4: to listen to on this.
Speaker 2: No, it's better. For example, Bye was hot hot stuff
Speaker 2: right there. Now. What we're about to hear, though, is
Speaker 2: people who thought more was more when they left a
Speaker 2: voice for that person they met.
Speaker 4: Out at the Heroes.
Speaker 2: Hey, the cringe is intense. You're gonna hear it coming
Speaker 2: up in a brand new loser line.
Speaker 3: You wait a minute, is this the right number? It's
Speaker 3: the line goodby, Just call.
Speaker 2: Me back if you haven't heard the loser line before.
Speaker 2: It works like this. Let's say someone approaches you while
Speaker 2: you're walking downtown and uses this charming pickup line on you.
Speaker 17: Hey, girl, I wish I was your coronary artery.
Speaker 2: That way I could be wrapped around your heart.
Speaker 17: Oh god, that's a good thing.
Speaker 2: And after he says that, whatever you do, resist the
Speaker 2: urge to light his pants on fire with a Bunsen burner,
Speaker 2: he's that to take the calculator out of his back
Speaker 2: pocket and type in the word boobs. Give the digits
Speaker 2: to the loser line. So hopefully he leaves you an
Speaker 2: awkward voicemail we can play on the air. Voicemails like
Speaker 2: this one.
Speaker 18: Good morning, Laila, this is Kyle. I appreciate your time
Speaker 18: at the gym. I thought that you were splendid. And
Speaker 18: my exact target is thirty pounds. I'd like to lose
Speaker 18: that much.
Speaker 2: I would love if you would help me with that.
Speaker 18: The only requirements are that I refuse to run a
Speaker 18: lot and I refuse to lift beyond my comfortable means.
Speaker 18: It must be light. As far as my diet, I
Speaker 18: certainly have my favorite things like pumpernickel bread, I love
Speaker 18: pesto pasta, I love boiled potatoes and pine apple pizza.
Speaker 18: I'm not willing to give those things up, but I
Speaker 18: am willing to eat salad, maybe with franch dressing. I
Speaker 18: will give you full control. I promise, thank you, and
Speaker 18: have a great day.
Speaker 5: Wow.
Speaker 2: That's everybody's dream client at the gym.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I feel him, though.
Speaker 11: I am constantly thinking, man, I need to lose weight,
Speaker 11: but I don't want to do anything to make it.
Speaker 5: Oh my gosh, that pizza.
Speaker 2: Yeah and shoulders strut message.
Speaker 10: Hi, Josh, it's I was just really hoping we.
Speaker 13: Can talk a little more.
Speaker 10: I didn't feel like I got to hear much about
Speaker 10: what makes you cry, like what really keeps you up
Speaker 10: at night? You know? Like all those things, Like I
Speaker 10: just have a lot of emotions, and I think it's
Speaker 10: super important that we all talk our emotions too, And
Speaker 10: like I felt like you were really holding back and
Speaker 10: like just you know, almost physically and emotionally away from me.
Speaker 10: And I just want you to be close to me
Speaker 10: and connected to me on both levels. So if you
Speaker 10: could just give me a call back and we can
Speaker 10: just really really dig deep on all those topics that
Speaker 10: make us all uncomfortable.
Speaker 2: About a fun date.
Speaker 5: Oh man, I I.
Speaker 4: Love forced deep conversations. Nothing feels better.
Speaker 5: It's already kind of awkward talking normal stuff.
Speaker 4: It could be useful to.
Speaker 8: Know what makes a guy cry to use.
Speaker 2: It against him later that which parent you blame the most,
Speaker 2: or how crappy your life turned.
Speaker 5: Down sad.
Speaker 4: For a later time now you know.
Speaker 2: Normally I would take this time to tell you about
Speaker 2: our top loser line of the week up on the
Speaker 2: Brook and Jeffrey TikTok page, But instead Alexis is going
Speaker 2: to tell you for the next ten seconds the benefits
Speaker 2: of flossing and sunscreen. Go ahead. I actually do.
Speaker 8: Really like flossing. I think it's really good for you.
Speaker 8: But sunscreen, I mean, I want to get tanned. So
Speaker 8: personally I'm really bad about using it, but I know
Speaker 8: that it's got to backfire in life, but it's kind
Speaker 8: of worth it now to look good and be tanned.
Speaker 8: Worry about now, But sunscreen is good for you.
Speaker 11: So and that was longer than ten seconds, and then
Speaker 11: back to fossing.
Speaker 4: Please do that. It's kind hygienic.
Speaker 2: It's kind of this message brought to you by the
Speaker 2: flossing and sunscreen commissions. Okay, the message is over now,
Speaker 2: let's get back to the loser line messages.
Speaker 19: Hey, Natalie or Natasha, I'm sorry we only spoke the
Speaker 19: one time I came into the.
Speaker 18: Flower store whatever it's.
Speaker 19: Called the garden center. I have a new house, well
Speaker 19: new to me anyways. It's old basements, just unfinished. It's
Speaker 19: kind of damp and gross, and I've noticed something in
Speaker 19: the corners growing, like mushrooms or something, and I just
Speaker 19: wanted to know if you would be able to come
Speaker 19: over and take a.
Speaker 18: Look and just see if they're.
Speaker 19: Like poisonous or like edible, or like the cool kind.
Speaker 19: And I mean, like, if they're the cool kind too,
Speaker 19: I'm willing to share, like you know, like sixty forty
Speaker 19: or something like that. Need to know before I, you know,
Speaker 19: do anything, and you are the expert, So just let
Speaker 19: me know. Call me back peace, I'll talk to you soon.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean to his credit. Where do you go
Speaker 2: if you find mushrooms and you want to know more
Speaker 2: about if they're like good for you or not? The
Speaker 2: garden center is the right place.
Speaker 4: I'm going to probably err on the side of basement.
Speaker 4: Mushrooms are never going to be the cool kind, yeahever, Ever,
Speaker 4: luck doesn't work that way.
Speaker 2: If you're going yourself in your basement eating mushrooms out
Speaker 2: of the corner, you need to re examine your entire
Speaker 2: life or.
Speaker 4: Already had the cool mushrooms. And that's why a lot
Speaker 4: you know.
Speaker 13: Next message, Hey, Margaret, this is.
Speaker 17: I'm calling because you you mentioned that you're a swiftee
Speaker 17: and that you love all things Tyror Swift and you're
Speaker 17: kind of bummed out that you didn't get to go
Speaker 17: see her concert.
Speaker 2: Well, you're you're luck because.
Speaker 17: I learned a few of the songs just for you,
Speaker 17: and right now I'm gonna give you a concert, a
Speaker 17: Taylor Swift concert in the voice of Kermit the Frock.
Speaker 7: Because the player's gonna play play play play play play
Speaker 7: the papers gona hate.
Speaker 13: Hey, Hey, maybe I'm just gonna shake shake shirke shirt,
Speaker 13: shoke shirt.
Speaker 5: Shake it off, shake it off.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and now the encore. We're never getting back together
Speaker 2: together together.
Speaker 5: Yes, I want to fool Kermit.
Speaker 4: It was an emotional ride.
Speaker 2: That's what happens when you actually eat those basement muscles.
Speaker 4: That was so good. Please let Kermit be her opening a.
Speaker 2: Remember one regularly at this time every week, and make
Speaker 2: sure you subscribe to the Brook and Jeffery YouTube channel
Speaker 2: where you can listen to every loser line, second day
Speaker 2: and phone tap that we do right there, We got
Speaker 2: your new phone tap coming.
Speaker 3: Up freaking Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 2: For today's phone tap, we're calling it two Morons in
Speaker 2: a Library.
Speaker 4: The library.
Speaker 2: I'm no surprise. It stars jose and me. The question
Speaker 2: is which one of us is the moron? Oh wait,
Speaker 2: there's two. It's two morons. I just figured it out.
Speaker 2: I wonder if the librarian is gonna clue in.
Speaker 5: Pretty smart.
Speaker 4: Yeah, you couldn't even figure out your own moron that you're.
Speaker 2: Gonna hear in your phone tap right now. Another on
Speaker 2: the twenty.
Speaker 14: Hie Hill Public library.
Speaker 13: This is Sandra.
Speaker 2: Hi, this is the library.
Speaker 14: Yes, this is the library. I did just say that.
Speaker 15: Sorry, I wasn't listening.
Speaker 13: Hi.
Speaker 15: My name's Carl.
Speaker 7: Hi Carl.
Speaker 13: Why are you whispering?
Speaker 15: I'm inside the library right now.
Speaker 2: You're here, Yeah, I'm inside.
Speaker 15: I'm with my buddy Gary. We're working on a project
Speaker 15: for school.
Speaker 18: You don't have to whisper, That's okay, yes, I do.
Speaker 15: You know the signs are They say things like be
Speaker 15: quiet and be respectful, and one of them just says,
Speaker 15: sh seven ages.
Speaker 13: Okay, So.
Speaker 15: So I can't hear my buddy and he can't hear me,
Speaker 15: and now we can't get any work done because we
Speaker 15: have your your rules are really restricting us.
Speaker 5: It's like a prison.
Speaker 15: It's like a very quiet prison.
Speaker 14: Well I don't want you guys to think of it
Speaker 14: as a prison. Just you just have to be, you know, quiet, And.
Speaker 15: Yeah, that's the problem is we were being quiet and
Speaker 15: risks and then Gary got super frustrated and then he
Speaker 15: just got up and went across the bathroom and now
Speaker 15: you won't come out.
Speaker 7: Well you can tell him.
Speaker 13: Both of you can talk a little louder. You know,
Speaker 13: you don't have to whisper.
Speaker 5: Wait, we can't.
Speaker 14: Yeah, you guys can talk a little louder, you know,
Speaker 14: as long as you do it respectfully.
Speaker 15: Oh my gosh, thank you so much.
Speaker 14: Absolutely, get right, Darren.
Speaker 2: Get out of the john. The librarian said, we can.
Speaker 13: Talk loud now. No, no, not what?
Speaker 6: Oh god, get out of the bathroom. The librarians that
Speaker 6: we can talk out loud. I just called her. Yeah,
Speaker 6: as long as we're working, we can yell hello.
Speaker 5: Yeah, Gary's on board. Thank you so much.
Speaker 10: No, no, you cannot be yelling in the library.
Speaker 5: Gary, She said, you can't yell like the way you
Speaker 5: were yelling. You just said I could yell. You talk
Speaker 5: to her, Maybe you understand her better.
Speaker 2: Hello, Yes, hi, Hi, I'm Gary.
Speaker 10: You and your friend you have to find a happy medium,
Speaker 10: you know you.
Speaker 2: I am happy for what I'm Gary. Oh my god,
Speaker 2: what is going on?
Speaker 16: Hey?
Speaker 5: Can you talk to I can't understand? Yeah, I got it.
Speaker 2: Hey, this is Carl.
Speaker 5: Sorry.
Speaker 12: I dared Gary to put his ear next to an
Speaker 12: ambulance next to an ambulance siren for twenty minutes.
Speaker 2: He may not hear you very well.
Speaker 17: So maybe that's why you guys are having difficulty hearing
Speaker 17: each other in the first place.
Speaker 5: That's probably Gary. What it's about. The prank phone call.
Speaker 5: It's the ambulance thing with your ears.
Speaker 13: Guys, It's not a prid.
Speaker 5: I'm sorry I said that wrong. It is a prank
Speaker 5: phone call.
Speaker 7: Hello, it's a prank phone call.
Speaker 2: Yeah, oh I get it now.
Speaker 5: She doesn't know yet.
Speaker 2: I'm Gary, what is happening?
Speaker 5: This is actually jose and jeff Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 5: Your boyfriend Jonah set you up.
Speaker 2: This was a tap. Oh my god, thank god, I was.
Speaker 2: I was getting very very angry.
Speaker 5: Whoa whoa, whoa way.
Speaker 7: Please stop yelling at us.
Speaker 13: Please never go to a library. You guys are the worst.
Speaker 5: Joke's on you. I can't read. You must feel so
Speaker 5: dumb right now, trying to ban me from a library.
Speaker 3: We've got a lot of audio books.
Speaker 2: A lot of audio books.
Speaker 5: Ooh, I can read again.
Speaker 18: There you go.
Speaker 3: Wake up every morning. Wi was pone taps weekday mornings
Speaker 3: on the twenties, frooking Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 2: Every industry has their own special lingo that goes along
Speaker 2: with it. Yeah, only people in that industry really.
Speaker 4: Know, oh for sure.
Speaker 14: Yeah.
Speaker 2: For example, if I said to you call traffic because
Speaker 2: we just skipped two sixties in the nine to twenty
Speaker 2: spot block where we ran the eash know exactly what
Speaker 2: you mean.
Speaker 4: I don't think I'm traded enough for this one in radio.
Speaker 2: That's so fun. That's radio speak for oh, we're screwed.
Speaker 4: Yeah, is not happy.
Speaker 2: We hear that shouted in this studio a lot.
Speaker 3: Wrong.
Speaker 2: But one of our listeners is in the airline industry
Speaker 2: and she dropped some serious insider code that flight attendants
Speaker 2: use when dealing with certain customers, and it ended up
Speaker 2: turning into an instant hangout. What a connection? Will it
Speaker 2: turn out to be another one? It's up to us
Speaker 2: to help make it happen. Hopefully we can pull it off.
Speaker 2: In your brand new Second Date Update, Next Second Date Updated.
Speaker 2: Today's callers said she's taking a risk just by coming
Speaker 2: on the radio today, and she does not want someone
Speaker 2: that she knows to hear this and figure out who
Speaker 2: she is.
Speaker 4: Right, So are we using an anonymous name or something.
Speaker 2: Not quite that?
Speaker 4: Okay?
Speaker 2: Plus her voice sounds exactly like Minnie Mouse and it's
Speaker 2: very recognized.
Speaker 5: Oh my gosh, many confession.
Speaker 4: She doesn't want Daisy to know she did.
Speaker 2: I'm joking about that part, but that would be kind
Speaker 2: of funny. She has requested, though, that we beep out
Speaker 2: her name for this segment, and we've agreed to do that.
Speaker 2: Let's talk to her and try not to say her
Speaker 2: name too many times for our editor's sake. So let's
Speaker 2: all welcome to the show.
Speaker 14: Hi, guys, how's it going.
Speaker 2: Hey, lady on the phone, Thanks for agreeing to be
Speaker 2: on with us.
Speaker 14: Yes, thanks for protecting my privacy.
Speaker 4: Uh huh as much as we can, you know.
Speaker 16: But you know, the thing is, is it when people
Speaker 16: come on the show, they think that everyone's going to
Speaker 16: hear it and listen, and we wish that was the case.
Speaker 4: But good advertising.
Speaker 14: I have a lot of friends who listen to the
Speaker 14: show faithfully.
Speaker 5: You're one of the groups that talks about us over
Speaker 5: the show.
Speaker 2: Well, hopefully they don't figure you out. But let's get
Speaker 2: into your date. What's the reason that you emailed us
Speaker 2: first second date update?
Speaker 14: Yes, okay, so I worked as a flight attendant for
Speaker 14: a major airline. Okay, I don't know if you are
Speaker 14: aware of this. If there's like a code that we
Speaker 14: use for different things, like if there's an unruly passenger,
Speaker 14: we'll say saying I'm not going to tell you what
Speaker 14: those are.
Speaker 2: To like alert the other flight attendants that there's like
Speaker 2: a passenger that's acting up.
Speaker 12: Flight attendant, we are out of pretzels in the front
Speaker 12: of the cabin.
Speaker 2: Pretzels, please, whatever it is, Okay.
Speaker 14: Yeah, exactly, So I will tell you what one of
Speaker 14: them is, because this was like not inficial one. But
Speaker 14: after we've landed, where all the passengers are getting off,
Speaker 14: and if it's an all girls light, then we'll play
Speaker 14: a game.
Speaker 2: Called see you later, see you later.
Speaker 14: Yeah, And when the passengers are deplaning, usually you'll say
Speaker 14: good night, thank you for flying with us, you know,
Speaker 14: have a beautiful evening, blah blah blah. But if we
Speaker 14: see like a cute guy, we say see you.
Speaker 16: Later, oh with your fingers crossed, like oh please.
Speaker 5: Exactly, just get in your hotel room.
Speaker 2: That's a code.
Speaker 14: Yes, it is a very subtle way to hit on
Speaker 14: a guy without getting fired.
Speaker 4: Okay, that's so interesting.
Speaker 2: I didn't really know that this was happening.
Speaker 16: It's an interesting way to flirt with someone when it's
Speaker 16: code and they don't know the code, do you know
Speaker 16: what I mean.
Speaker 14: Well, it's also a way for me to tell the
Speaker 14: other flight attendants like I called DIBs on him, like
Speaker 14: if we see him in the bag exclaim or something
Speaker 14: like that.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it would not be a good look for the
Speaker 2: flight attendants to be like DIBs, DIBs.
Speaker 4: Is this how you met someone by telling them see
Speaker 4: you later? It is?
Speaker 2: Oh my god.
Speaker 14: I was like, there was a really cute guy and
Speaker 14: so I see you later him?
Speaker 4: Yeah?
Speaker 2: It Does he have a reaction to that or did
Speaker 2: he just think that was normal?
Speaker 3: You know, I.
Speaker 14: Couldn't really read his reaction at the time because he
Speaker 14: just kind of pause and kind of looked at me
Speaker 14: and then didn't say anything, and he just walked off
Speaker 14: the plane. So I was like, well, okay, I guess
Speaker 14: I won't see him later, but I did.
Speaker 4: But you did well.
Speaker 14: I did because he came back and he was like, hey,
Speaker 14: I think I left something at my seat and then
Speaker 14: he said can you hold this for me? And I
Speaker 14: was like, I'm not really supposed to hold like passengers bags.
Speaker 14: But it was not a bag. It was his business card.
Speaker 4: Aho who.
Speaker 5: Didn't Tay give it back?
Speaker 12: Right?
Speaker 2: And what was what was the name on the card?
Speaker 2: Did you learn his name at that point?
Speaker 14: It was Liam?
Speaker 4: You both are doing really well. In this game, I know.
Speaker 7: Yeah, it was each other.
Speaker 2: So did you end up seeing him after the flight?
Speaker 14: I did, so, it was like forty minutes later, and
Speaker 14: I texted the number on his business card and he responded,
Speaker 14: texted me an address and just said drinks. Okay, words, yes,
Speaker 14: just bold, very minimalistic.
Speaker 4: It's kind of hot.
Speaker 14: Yeah, it was kind of hot.
Speaker 2: So he went to his mom's house and how did
Speaker 2: that go?
Speaker 4: Can you imagine that's the address?
Speaker 14: We were both just visiting that city, so okay, he
Speaker 14: each had a hotel. And I was like, let me
Speaker 14: preface this by saying I was not looking for a hookup.
Speaker 14: That's not my thing. This is just like a way
Speaker 14: for me to meet guys and get to know them.
Speaker 16: And it's fine if it's your thing. Though, Okay, I
Speaker 16: always feel like we preface this because they you know.
Speaker 2: Brooks constantly looking for allies who are on board with the.
Speaker 4: Honestly, like, no judgment here. Did you hook up with them?
Speaker 13: No?
Speaker 14: Okay, okay, really late. I had a flight the next morning,
Speaker 14: so I did meet him for drinks, and there was
Speaker 14: no like awkward silences or stuff like that. We never
Speaker 14: addressed to see you later. But I mean I don't
Speaker 14: think we had to at that point. We were already
Speaker 14: seeing each other later.
Speaker 2: So how did you guys leave it?
Speaker 14: So my hotel was walking distance, so I was like,
Speaker 14: do you want to walk me to my hotel? And
Speaker 14: he was like sure.
Speaker 4: I would think, I mean to him, I would read
Speaker 4: that as an invitation to come to my room.
Speaker 2: Everything as an invitation to come to.
Speaker 4: I think that's normal.
Speaker 16: Yeah, because it's like she invited him. It's not like
Speaker 16: he said, oh, let me walk you to your hotel.
Speaker 16: Like it sounds like an invitation.
Speaker 14: That's what I was telling him about my early flight.
Speaker 14: I was like, I really got to wrap this up
Speaker 14: and go to bed.
Speaker 4: How did you say bed bed?
Speaker 14: I think I said sleep.
Speaker 2: I think I might. She made it very clear she's
Speaker 2: not looking for a hookup.
Speaker 3: I don't know.
Speaker 2: I don't no means no broke. I can't believe I
Speaker 2: have to explain this time.
Speaker 17: I know that.
Speaker 4: I'm just saying, maybe he had different expectations of what
Speaker 4: it was.
Speaker 2: Okay, that's possible. So he got you back to your hotel,
Speaker 2: and then what was the last thing you guys said
Speaker 2: to each other?
Speaker 14: So I waited outside with him for his uber and
Speaker 14: you know, when his uber came, we have this kind
Speaker 14: of weird like are we going to kiss moment, and
Speaker 14: the energy just wasn't kind of right. So I didn't
Speaker 14: lean in, and he didn't really lean in, said bye,
Speaker 14: no kiss, no hug.
Speaker 13: It was a weird.
Speaker 14: Yeah, But I texted him afterwards just to like love
Speaker 14: over that, because I don't that's like a weird energy
Speaker 14: to leave the data.
Speaker 2: Okay, so that was the last time that you guys
Speaker 2: have spoken to each other and seen one another.
Speaker 14: Correct, He never responded that text.
Speaker 2: Okay, so you're looking to reconnect with smooth Liam from
Speaker 2: your flight here. We're gonna come back to excited about
Speaker 2: it's a little too excited from the how this conversation
Speaker 2: has gone. We'll come back. We will give Liam a
Speaker 2: call and try and get you your second date update
Speaker 2: right after this.
Speaker 14: All right, okay, all right.
Speaker 2: Hold on second date update. I had an inkling that
Speaker 2: flight attendants were kind of crafty, but I had no
Speaker 2: idea that they had a secret code phrase for cute
Speaker 2: passengers on their flight.
Speaker 4: Yeah, they do.
Speaker 2: It makes you missed it in part one one of ours.
Speaker 2: And I'm not even gonna say her name because we'd
Speaker 2: have to beep it out since she wants to stay
Speaker 2: anonymous here. But she's a flight attendant who noticed a
Speaker 2: cute passenger while he was deplaning and gave him a
Speaker 2: different kind of farewell greeting.
Speaker 4: Yeah, one with some prolonged eye contact that was.
Speaker 2: Part of it. Instead of saying goodbye or have a
Speaker 2: good night like they usually do, she told him see
Speaker 2: you later, which is code for I think he's cute,
Speaker 2: and it lets the other flight attendants know that she's
Speaker 2: called dis we defended.
Speaker 4: None of us have ever heard that. Told I was
Speaker 4: going to chalk.
Speaker 16: It up to I didn't realize, so I don't remember.
Speaker 2: I'm just more curious to ask our caller here, what's
Speaker 2: the code for the less desirable passengers on the flight?
Speaker 2: Is it see you never? What do you say there?
Speaker 14: Don't do that. It's just thank you.
Speaker 4: It don't emphasize hell and hello.
Speaker 2: You guys truly are polite in the service industry. But anyway,
Speaker 2: the passenger's name that she met up with was Liam
Speaker 2: because he picked up on what she was trying to
Speaker 2: put down. They met for drinks later that night. Now
Speaker 2: he's not texting her back.
Speaker 16: Though, I mean, isn't it kind of just like everybody's
Speaker 16: fantasy to be like hot flight attendant.
Speaker 4: You're on a trip, you're meeting at a bar.
Speaker 2: No, no, no, get me down on the tarmac with the
Speaker 2: bag boys.
Speaker 4: Can you imagine their biceps? I am with you on
Speaker 4: that one.
Speaker 2: Everyone has different things they want. But our caller wants Liam.
Speaker 2: So let's give him a call and see if he
Speaker 2: picks up you ready, Yeah, all right, here we go.
Speaker 13: Hello.
Speaker 2: Hey, is this Liam?
Speaker 12: Yep?
Speaker 4: Man A few words there.
Speaker 2: Liam, although we have kind of heard that that's who
Speaker 2: he is.
Speaker 4: Oh, that's a good point from the text.
Speaker 2: Okay, so Leah, sorry to interrupt your day like this,
Speaker 2: but can I.
Speaker 13: Just say who am I speaking with?
Speaker 2: Yeah, we're a radio show called Brook and Jeffrey in
Speaker 2: the Morning.
Speaker 5: I Hi, and I'm Mose, your pilot.
Speaker 12: Speaking uh the penuts cabin.
Speaker 2: Yeah, he doesn't get yet. He doesn't get it yet.
Speaker 2: We haven't gotten to that point in the story.
Speaker 5: Remember that joke and say it to yourself later and
Speaker 5: then laugh.
Speaker 2: Okay, I don't know if you will, but it might
Speaker 2: be funny in a few minutes here. But we're doing
Speaker 2: something called a second date update, trying to get you
Speaker 2: back in touch with one of our listeners. You hung
Speaker 2: out with the other night, who's a flight attendant?
Speaker 4: Okay, do you know who we're talking about or you?
Speaker 13: Yeah?
Speaker 16: Okay, I assume there's only one flat attendant that's been
Speaker 16: in your life recently.
Speaker 2: Yea, yeah, Sorry, we're not going to say her name
Speaker 2: because she's asked us not to.
Speaker 13: I am very confused right now.
Speaker 2: Yeah, we'll try and clear things up. So this listener
Speaker 2: of ours told us about how you guys met on
Speaker 2: that airplane. She said you had a connection, you went
Speaker 2: out for drinks and that went really well. At least
Speaker 2: that's what she thought. And she texted you after and
Speaker 2: you have not responded since, and uh huh.
Speaker 16: Yeah, so you just left her unread and she thought
Speaker 16: that there was a, you know, a legitimate thing happening.
Speaker 13: Maybe I can't are you joking? Is this is this
Speaker 13: a prank? Or no?
Speaker 4: Why would it be a joke.
Speaker 2: I mean, she she literally reached out to us because
Speaker 2: she said, you guys had a wonderful time together and
Speaker 2: she just wants to hang out again and isn't sure
Speaker 2: why that isn't happening.
Speaker 4: Why is that shocking to you?
Speaker 13: Well, I honestly I you know, I do remember the
Speaker 13: text she she did text me afterward okay, and I
Speaker 13: thought it God, I thought it was a pity text. Honestly,
Speaker 13: what what do you.
Speaker 4: Mean You didn't think she was into you?
Speaker 13: Absolutely what I thought. Yeah, here's what the text she
Speaker 13: sent me and said, I had a really nice time.
Speaker 13: You're a lot of fun.
Speaker 4: Okay.
Speaker 13: So I thought that was that. I was like, Okay,
Speaker 13: that didn't go the way I thought it would.
Speaker 2: Well, I'm just trying to decode what she said there,
Speaker 2: and it sounds like she had a nice time with you.
Speaker 4: What's negative about that text to you?
Speaker 5: Well?
Speaker 13: Okay, So I thought we did have a really good time.
Speaker 13: And then I walked her back to her hotel, and
Speaker 13: then she waited outside with me while I waited for
Speaker 13: my uber. You yeah, yeah, that seemed like things were
Speaker 13: going good. The uber came and I opened up the
Speaker 13: door and we stood there and there was weird energy
Speaker 13: for what seemed like an eternity. It had to be
Speaker 13: close to a minute, and I was waiting for her
Speaker 13: to say see you later, and she never did, and
Speaker 13: so I thought okay, and I got in the cab
Speaker 13: and I was gone.
Speaker 16: She felt the weird energy too, but in a totally
Speaker 16: different way than you did.
Speaker 2: So you were waiting for her to say a specific phrase.
Speaker 16: Yeah, well, just like anything that was like catch it,
Speaker 16: you know, hope to see again.
Speaker 13: No, I was waiting for her to say see you later.
Speaker 5: Exactly. Why that's the code?
Speaker 16: If you wouldn't know the code, why would he know
Speaker 16: the code?
Speaker 13: I do know the code.
Speaker 18: I do know the code.
Speaker 13: I have a friend who's a pilot.
Speaker 5: Oh my god.
Speaker 2: What's his name? What airline?
Speaker 13: Does he.
Speaker 2: Give us his badge number?
Speaker 13: If they have I'm not going to divulge.
Speaker 16: That this is just like that common in the airline
Speaker 16: industry that everybody that works in an airline knows this
Speaker 16: code or this.
Speaker 2: One particular airline has, like people with very loose lips.
Speaker 4: It's hard training course in a lot of ways.
Speaker 5: It's training course. Okay, now when you interact with an
Speaker 5: attractive customer.
Speaker 2: So your whole reason for thinking that she's not interested
Speaker 2: in you is because she didn't specifically say see you later.
Speaker 13: Yeah, exactly, that's correct. She didn't say see you later,
Speaker 13: and in the text, the text just said you're a
Speaker 13: lot of fun.
Speaker 3: Yeah, but you.
Speaker 4: Hot to not use it over and over for all
Speaker 4: the other flight attendants she's working with, not for you.
Speaker 5: This is a miscommunication, brother.
Speaker 2: What do you think it means that she's asked a
Speaker 2: radio show to reach out to you on her behalf.
Speaker 2: Does that give you kind of a hint that maybe.
Speaker 5: She likes you?
Speaker 2: Or would you rather hear that directly from her because
Speaker 2: she's on the other line right now wanting to talk
Speaker 2: to you.
Speaker 13: That's not the code that has been listening to this
Speaker 13: whole thing.
Speaker 2: Yeah, there, secret flight attendant.
Speaker 13: Hello, Hey, OHI.
Speaker 14: Hi that you are a pilot.
Speaker 13: Well I'm not. I have a friend who's a pilot
Speaker 13: and he told me about this, and so when you
Speaker 13: said see you later on the plane, I was taken aback.
Speaker 13: But that's why I came back and gave you my
Speaker 13: business card. I was genuinely shocked. I thought you were
Speaker 13: talking to someone else. Yeah, yeah, I mean, I don't
Speaker 13: get if you are.
Speaker 14: What do you say? Are you saying that you want
Speaker 14: to see me again? Because he does.
Speaker 2: He doesn't think that you want to see him again
Speaker 2: because you haven't said the words.
Speaker 5: To him, and you still haven't said them since we've
Speaker 5: been on the phone.
Speaker 4: Men are so literal, aren't they?
Speaker 2: Everyone in this room is waiting for those three magic words.
Speaker 14: Okay, Liam, Liam, I would like to see you later.
Speaker 2: That was more than the three words.
Speaker 9: But okay, hey, this is not cute.
Speaker 4: This is cute, all right.
Speaker 2: So what we would like to do the whole thing
Speaker 2: that we do here is offer to send you guys
Speaker 2: out on another date that we would pay for.
Speaker 16: Yeah, we got hard eye playing emoji because it's just
Speaker 16: so cute.
Speaker 2: That way, you guys can see each other later.
Speaker 13: I would like to see you later.
Speaker 2: Well I'm not. I'm not on the table here, man,
Speaker 2: it's it's her.
Speaker 13: I wasn't talking to you.
Speaker 2: Is that cool with you? You're up for meeting again?
Speaker 14: I would love to as long as we don't have
Speaker 14: to say this every single time.
Speaker 16: I feel like that is very good to put down
Speaker 16: right now, because.
Speaker 4: Getting I see you, it doesn't like nothing never gets
Speaker 4: old for him.
Speaker 2: All right, Well, congratulations, you guys are going to meet
Speaker 2: up again in real person, in real person.
Speaker 4: Real life j.
Speaker 3: Brooking Jeffrey.
Speaker 2: In the morning, We're in a lot of texts of
Speaker 2: seven eight, five nine two from people saying that this
Speaker 2: has completely changed the way that they're gonna fly now forever.
Speaker 4: Oh my God.
Speaker 2: One guy said, Now, whenever I leave a plane, if
Speaker 2: they tell me goodbye or good night, I'm gonna respond back.
Speaker 2: Don't you mean see you later?
Speaker 4: That's so creepy. You no fly list don't have that.
Speaker 2: And you know there's like some Australian airline that like
Speaker 2: teaches them to say, oh, I see you soon. They're
Speaker 2: gonna be now. I don't know if this listener that
Speaker 2: we had realizes what she did, but she revealed the
Speaker 2: secret flight attendant code for how to spot a cute passenger.
Speaker 5: Attendants are texting in other codes.
Speaker 14: Yeah, can we just.
Speaker 4: Say that this couple is so cute?
Speaker 2: I am happy that they got a second date, but
Speaker 2: I am worried now that the cat's out of the
Speaker 2: bag what our listeners are gonna do with that information.
Speaker 2: But anyway, make sure you go check out our second
Speaker 2: date podcast of here all of our second dates wherever
Speaker 2: you get yours at Brook and jeff And remember you
Speaker 2: can always email us. We'll call that person who wasn't
Speaker 2: calling you back.
Speaker 3: Freaking Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 2: If you're a real sports fan like me, then you
Speaker 2: have certain game day rituals y things you have to
Speaker 2: do in order for your team to win, like always
Speaker 2: drinking exactly four and a half beers during pregame anymore
Speaker 2: any less, you guys are gonna lose.
Speaker 4: Okay, do you remember what your next thing is?
Speaker 2: You're doing that pregame wearing my lucky unwashed pair of
Speaker 2: Spider Man underwear, no matter how many holes it has
Speaker 2: in it, or my personal favorite game day ritual giving
Speaker 2: butt slaps to everyone sitting in my section.
Speaker 5: Okay, oh you're at the game.
Speaker 2: I think that's how we do it. You start of
Speaker 2: the game, all right, section one thirteen, stand up and
Speaker 2: assume the position. I'm hoping it's better than good at
Speaker 2: The team and my co hosts have a game day
Speaker 2: ritual where they go down to the stadium early to
Speaker 2: ask the fans outside a simple question, what you doing
Speaker 2: at the tailgate? We're gonna play you that audio coming up.
Speaker 2: Every country has their favorite sport they're super passionate about.
Speaker 4: Yeah, for sure, England.
Speaker 2: They've got badminton. In Romania they do earthworm races.
Speaker 4: That checks out.
Speaker 2: But here there's only one event that gets the fans
Speaker 2: so amped, so ruckous. They'll happily shell out seventeen bucks
Speaker 2: on a light beer, then mouth kiss.
Speaker 5: Their bros up in the stands.
Speaker 2: Talking about football.
Speaker 4: Baby, not that English kind either.
Speaker 13: Yeah.
Speaker 2: If you think it's rowdy inside the stadium, it's even
Speaker 2: wilder out in the parking lot before kickoff, which is
Speaker 2: why we sent our own Jose Bolanos and Alexis Buller
Speaker 2: down to the pre festivities to ask the partygoers a
Speaker 2: simple question. What you doing at the tailgate?
Speaker 7: What you doing at the tailgate?
Speaker 4: Trying to hit the dancing scene? Dancing? Is there a
Speaker 4: scene here?
Speaker 17: Oh?
Speaker 4: Yeah, I spent.
Speaker 9: Two hours last night like doing tutorials, so I'm.
Speaker 7: Ready to hit.
Speaker 8: Oh there's like an official dance you got it?
Speaker 11: Oh yeah, yeah, I got it cocked and locked and
Speaker 11: read ready rumble?
Speaker 2: Does your friend ever know the dance with you?
Speaker 7: Yeah?
Speaker 4: Yeah, we're dance buddies.
Speaker 7: It could turn into a what's that called her?
Speaker 4: One person start? Like a battle? A battle. I was
Speaker 4: gonna say flashball, but a battle? Are you willing to
Speaker 4: dance battle something?
Speaker 9: Yeah?
Speaker 19: A dance battle hits out and I'm ready to go.
Speaker 7: Yeah, I'll go all in.
Speaker 4: You think there's anybody here you could take on?
Speaker 7: Like if you look around right now.
Speaker 4: You got anybody?
Speaker 3: I mean, gray haired man I think he's a competitor.
Speaker 4: He looks like he's seventy. I feel like he's a threat.
Speaker 11: I mean, that's what I was picturing, was her standing
Speaker 11: around looking at people like my dad knows who's gonna
Speaker 11: win the pop and lock challenge because their hips just
Speaker 11: aren't up for.
Speaker 2: Nothing. Intimidates the opposing team. Like driving in and seeing
Speaker 2: a drunk girl and a senior citizen doing flos, We're
Speaker 2: definitely gonna beat this team.
Speaker 12: It's not on candid and there's no camera around. Yes,
Speaker 12: what what you're doing at the tailgate?
Speaker 19: Okay?
Speaker 4: To drink a lot and to hope for the.
Speaker 12: Best, hope for the best, just in general?
Speaker 5: What does that mean?
Speaker 12: Like, what was the coolest thing that could happen right here,
Speaker 12: right now at this tailgate?
Speaker 2: Wait, there's cand Can.
Speaker 7: You give me like five options?
Speaker 12: I'll give you five options. Okay, there's five options. One
Speaker 12: of the players walks up right now.
Speaker 15: Okay, I was my pants.
Speaker 12: Okay, please don't please don't put your pants in the
Speaker 12: middle of my interview.
Speaker 2: Okay.
Speaker 12: Second off, a big sack of money falls out of
Speaker 12: an airplane lands right next to you.
Speaker 13: Right now.
Speaker 2: There's a million dollars cash and I'm going to take
Speaker 2: it and run.
Speaker 5: Should we end the options or you going to keep going?
Speaker 2: I keep going, keep going, You keep smacking my mic
Speaker 2: Are you sorry?
Speaker 7: Okay?
Speaker 18: Can you cut?
Speaker 2: We'll cut it, okay. Oh my god?
Speaker 5: Is this Candice gotten a game.
Speaker 4: Guarantee? She's not running far with that. It's like step
Speaker 4: step trip on your face.
Speaker 2: I am curious what the other three options would have been, though,
Speaker 2: Thank goodness we didn't have to get.
Speaker 4: I was surprised you came up with those two. I
Speaker 4: wanted to commend you.
Speaker 5: One of the tailgates, think a little bit.
Speaker 2: It's what you're doing at the tailgate where Jose and
Speaker 2: Alexis went down to the stadium to interview the clearly
Speaker 2: sober fans there and asked them a very simple question,
Speaker 2: what you.
Speaker 4: Doing at the tailgate drinking? And who are you with here?
Speaker 7: Sue?
Speaker 3: Hi?
Speaker 4: Suit Hi?
Speaker 7: Is this Hillary?
Speaker 4: My friend Hillary? Hillary? And Sue you just mentioned that.
Speaker 4: When we came over, we interrupted your conversation. Were you
Speaker 4: talking about.
Speaker 7: You're talking about fashion.
Speaker 4: I had this great idea ten years ago, having a blue.
Speaker 14: Carpet with people walking along the blue carpet showing out
Speaker 14: their NFL fashion.
Speaker 4: Wait, it's too lazy to do the actual site.
Speaker 9: Where would the carpet be in front of the stadium, like.
Speaker 4: A red carpet, but it would be a blue carpet.
Speaker 4: There'd be like.
Speaker 8: Photographers in there, and you would show up your fashion,
Speaker 8: your NFL fashion, kind of like a fashion week, like
Speaker 8: a Sunday fashion day.
Speaker 11: Every home game there would be an NFL fashion blue
Speaker 11: carpet experience.
Speaker 9: Got it, the blue carpet of the stadium, and then
Speaker 9: it would.
Speaker 4: Go barrol on the bow out Sunday blue carpet. Got it.
Speaker 8: But it's never gonna happen because you're too lazy to
Speaker 8: make the website.
Speaker 4: Lazy make it work.
Speaker 5: You know, you know what you're capable of, but you're
Speaker 5: just not achieving your.
Speaker 4: Protect I like how she's already a website person that
Speaker 4: much more.
Speaker 2: I mean, I wish that would happen, because then we'd
Speaker 2: have a blue carpet fashion show, a drunk girl dance
Speaker 2: battling an old man at the stadium. I mean, we're
Speaker 2: way more intense than England.
Speaker 5: We need a game, that entertaining thing out there.
Speaker 4: We're one step away from an NFL musical.
Speaker 7: Bring on what you're doing at the tail game.
Speaker 4: Hey, am my mini, it's her mini, it's her birthday.
Speaker 6: It's her birthday weekends, your birthday, Happy birthday.
Speaker 2: But wait, I'm confused. Why do you call her your mini?
Speaker 5: She's like a foot dollar than you.
Speaker 2: She's my minim.
Speaker 13: Sorry, you're.
Speaker 2: Are okay?
Speaker 5: Hold on?
Speaker 2: Weird? At my party?
Speaker 5: Saturday?
Speaker 2: Where Saturday?
Speaker 17: At the they.
Speaker 2: Not want to tell people no, this isn't no. I
Speaker 2: want to.
Speaker 15: Get and come.
Speaker 5: You still haven't answered my first question. Why do you
Speaker 5: call her minni?
Speaker 4: Be at my house?
Speaker 7: My son just got engaged in house.
Speaker 2: Tolly will not be there.
Speaker 7: Way.
Speaker 12: Hey, sorry to interrupt my own interview, but I'm going
Speaker 12: to look super bad if I can't get you to
Speaker 12: answer my only question.
Speaker 3: Friend.
Speaker 2: Now you're hugging and kissing everything. They're literally kissing each other.
Speaker 7: There's some kind of ghastly.
Speaker 11: There were no if they were best friends, that was
Speaker 11: best friend language that you just and.
Speaker 4: You were interrupting their best friends.
Speaker 2: They don't even see men anymore. It don't exist, ladies.
Speaker 2: If you're listening just for interrupting the players in the
Speaker 2: game must have been looking in the stands that day
Speaker 2: and been like, what the hell has happened? To this sport.
Speaker 2: That was what you do after tail game. Make sure
Speaker 2: to check out the Brook and the Jeffrey podcast. You
Speaker 2: can listen to the whole show and find more what
Speaker 2: you do in gold up on.
Speaker 3: There Froaking Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 2: You've got a brand new player to win Brooks Bucks today.
Speaker 2: His name is Tony, and Tony says the reason he
Speaker 2: called is normally when he listens, he hears easy questions
Speaker 2: not being answered correctly translations. We have a lot of
Speaker 2: dummies competing on this segment, so it's finally refreshing to
Speaker 2: have somebody with some true intellect. Welcome to the show.
Speaker 13: Hello one, this is gonna be one of the hard
Speaker 13: editions watch.
Speaker 5: We're gonna make it extra hard for him.
Speaker 4: What's the smartest thing you've ever done? Tony?
Speaker 13: Not called yesterday.
Speaker 2: Sometimes the best things you've ever done are things that
Speaker 2: you never did. That's amazing time. I love it, spoken
Speaker 2: like a true intellectual. There. We're gonna send brook out
Speaker 2: of the studio and while she leaves, you know how
Speaker 2: the game whorks. He got thirty seconds answer as many
Speaker 2: questions as possible. If you don't know when you could
Speaker 2: say pass, but you do have to beat Brook out
Speaker 2: right to win. Are you ready?
Speaker 14: I feel like the secret is to pass on the
Speaker 14: first nine questions?
Speaker 2: Oh got it, We'll see how Yeah, bold strategy question
Speaker 2: Here it goes. Your time starts now. Elvis Presley was
Speaker 2: born this day back in nineteen thirty five. He was
Speaker 2: known as the King.
Speaker 3: Of What Rock.
Speaker 2: The kissing disease is medically known as what Who is
Speaker 2: the current? Who's the current host of the TV show
Speaker 2: The Masked Singer on Fox? I don't know what part
Speaker 2: of your body is affected by glaucoma. That'll be right
Speaker 2: in the NBA? How far is the basket from the
Speaker 2: free throw line? More or less than ten feet? All right,
Speaker 2: you didn't use your strategy there. Tony decided to actually
Speaker 2: answer some questions. So good work there. Brook's gonna come
Speaker 2: back into the studio. I see on my screener here
Speaker 2: about Tony. He apparently was in the military and now
Speaker 2: spends all of his times going to music festivals and
Speaker 2: listening to radio.
Speaker 5: Sweet man, your friends call you mill Tony.
Speaker 14: They actually.
Speaker 18: All right, I used weapon system, so it kind of fits.
Speaker 4: Okay, imagin's in the suit right now. Radio with the
Speaker 4: rest of even heroes.
Speaker 2: Friend all right, bro, is your turn? Are you ready?
Speaker 4: Yes?
Speaker 2: Your time starts now. Elvis Presley was born this day
Speaker 2: back in nineteen thirty five. He was known as the
Speaker 2: King of What rock and Roll. The kissing disease is
Speaker 2: medically known.
Speaker 4: As what Mono?
Speaker 2: Who is the current host of the TV show the
Speaker 2: Masked Singer on Fox Past? What part of the body
Speaker 2: is affect by glackoma?
Speaker 13: Oh?
Speaker 4: Your eyes?
Speaker 2: In the NBA? How far is the basket from the
Speaker 2: free throw line? More or less than ten feet?
Speaker 4: More?
Speaker 2: What state is home to the North Cascades National Park?
Speaker 4: Washington?
Speaker 2: Could be a close one. Today, we're gonna go to
Speaker 2: the scoreboard to see how you both did with Jose.
Speaker 5: It takes a lot of work to be this lazy Tony.
Speaker 12: You got three correct today?
Speaker 5: Was it easy?
Speaker 4: What was that, Tony? Did your voice just change?
Speaker 2: I'm eating bacon, sorry, Christoph wind Brooks Bucks Champion and
Speaker 2: to Antony, Yeah.
Speaker 5: And who has been eating bacon the whole time? Five correct?
Speaker 4: How much bacon can you put in your mouth where
Speaker 4: you can't speak correctly?
Speaker 13: What did not get wrong?
Speaker 2: We're gonna find out here in just a minute. It
Speaker 2: is so bold, though to eat bacon in the middle
Speaker 2: of you being on radio and not just one piece.
Speaker 4: There's no way that was just one piece.
Speaker 2: Here's the answers.
Speaker 13: Elvis.
Speaker 2: Elvis Presley was born on this day back in nineteen
Speaker 2: thirty five. He was known as the King of rock
Speaker 2: and roll. So, Tony, we can't give you as just
Speaker 2: rock the Lord answer. The kissing disease is medically known
Speaker 2: as mono or the Brooks disease. The host of the
Speaker 2: TV show The Masked Singer is Nick Cannon. All nine
Speaker 2: seasons he's hosted. Glaucoma affects your eyes, usually by high
Speaker 2: eye pressure. In the NBA, the basket is more than
Speaker 2: ten feet from the free throw line fifteen feet and
Speaker 2: the North Cascades National Park is located in the state
Speaker 2: of Washington.
Speaker 4: Tony, even if we gave you rock and roll, you'd
Speaker 4: still lose my bud.
Speaker 5: Yeah, you know what I have?
Speaker 2: Bacon. Okay, it's called bacon brain brook It doesn't make
Speaker 2: any sense, Tony.
Speaker 5: Unfortunately got it.
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Speaker 2: You're awesome, dude. Thank you so much for playing Dude Tony.
Speaker 5: Every year I do what you're doing at comic con.
Speaker 18: Ad I see you there.
Speaker 5: Bring bacon, we'll eat it together.
Speaker 2: Okay, it's old nice. Thanks for playing. We'll be back
Speaker 2: to do Winnbrooks Bucks same time tomorrow, Rookie Jeffrey in
Speaker 2: the morning.