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Speaker 7: Man, God is in the blessing business all day every day.
Speaker 7: God got hundreds of millions of blessings that he passes
Speaker 7: out every day. All I want to do is be
Speaker 7: the recipient that I'm the recipient of what He has
Speaker 7: for me. That's all I want. I just want God's favor,
Speaker 7: and I go. I want God's blessings. You know, of
Speaker 7: course I need his mercy and his grace, but I
Speaker 7: just want his blessings and his favor.
Speaker 1: I want.
Speaker 7: I want that in my life because it does things
Speaker 7: for me that I'm absolutely incapable of doing for myself.
Speaker 7: And I've been a recipient of many of those. And
Speaker 7: you can be the recipient of them too. You already are, really, really,
Speaker 7: you already are. If you're getting up every morning, that's
Speaker 7: a blessing. If you're getting one day closer to anything
Speaker 7: you're trying to accomplish, that's a blessing. But now let
Speaker 7: me talk to you about this part right here, folks,
Speaker 7: because this is the part that message people up a
Speaker 7: great deal.
Speaker 1: What happens when you get off track? What is that?
Speaker 1: What does that mean? When you get off track?
Speaker 8: See?
Speaker 1: I've been off track.
Speaker 7: I can't tell you how many times, and it happens
Speaker 7: in so many aspects of your life. But what is
Speaker 7: it that makes getting off track so debilitating to some people?
Speaker 7: You know, there are some people who want stay off track.
Speaker 7: They of course, they off the dream, They on to
Speaker 7: something else. And you cannot allow the fact that you've
Speaker 7: gotten off track.
Speaker 1: To stop you can. I tell you something? Everybody gets
Speaker 1: off track.
Speaker 7: There are people who are living their life's dreams in
Speaker 7: spite of getting off track. See what happens when you
Speaker 7: get off track? Here's the simple thing to do. The
Speaker 7: simple thing is just to get back on track. Now
Speaker 7: that's that's But that's easier said than done, ain't it, Steve?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 7: Because see people when you get off track. Here's some
Speaker 7: of the things that happen. See you get the here
Speaker 7: come to nay says some of them from the outside,
Speaker 7: some of them internally.
Speaker 1: Here's what gets said when you get off track. See,
Speaker 1: I told you, I told you. You know. You start
Speaker 1: hearing that it's not for you. Okay, this is all
Speaker 1: just because you got off track. It's not for you. Okay,
Speaker 1: here's another one. It ain't meant to be. You can
Speaker 1: hear it all. You could say it. Well, I guess
Speaker 1: it's just not meant to be.
Speaker 7: But let me ask you a question, though, Who made
Speaker 7: the rule that when you get off track you can't
Speaker 7: get back on? Who made that rule? Where is that
Speaker 7: written that once you get off track you can't get
Speaker 7: back on. See, because I'm gonna tell you something, folks,
Speaker 7: there's no such rule. As a matter of fact, it's
Speaker 7: quite the opposite. See, everybody in pursuit of a dream,
Speaker 7: a goal, an aspiration, or mission is going to get
Speaker 7: off track. Sometimes you're going to get derailed. There are
Speaker 7: going to be days where you're not going to get
Speaker 7: it right. There are going to be days where you
Speaker 7: feel like giving up. There's going to be days when
Speaker 7: you're just gonna flat out get it wrong. That's the journey.
Speaker 7: But let me tell you some Every successful person that
Speaker 7: I know, ever met, talked to, set out, and chopped
Speaker 7: it up with, have shared one thing in common. We
Speaker 7: all get off track. We all get it wrong along
Speaker 7: the way. I don't care who the person is. The
Speaker 7: president got it wrong along the way. Your pastor got
Speaker 7: it wrong along the way. Quiet director guy got it
Speaker 7: wrong along the way. The principle at your school got
Speaker 7: it wrong along the way. The valve victorian of your
Speaker 7: class got it wrong along the way. The star of
Speaker 7: the team got it wrong along the way. They've all
Speaker 7: been off track. Your boss down at your job, he
Speaker 7: got it wrong along the way. Your immediate supervisor got
Speaker 7: it wrong along the way. Everybody I know that has
Speaker 7: any measure of success in every level that you call success,
Speaker 7: however you want to label it, has gotten off track.
Speaker 1: As a matter of.
Speaker 7: Fact, it's impossible. Listen to me, it is impossible not
Speaker 7: to get off track in pursuit of your dreams, goals, visions, aspirations.
Speaker 7: It is impossible. Don't you let nobody tell you that
Speaker 7: they got through life unscathed, that they made it because
Speaker 7: they were just so determined, and I would let nothing
Speaker 7: turn me back.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you might not have let nothing turn you back
Speaker 1: because you hear, Oh, but you thought about it.
Speaker 7: Oh you thought about it on days when you was
Speaker 7: off track. But see, people don't like to tell the
Speaker 7: whole story. They just want you to think as much
Speaker 7: as you can about them. So when they tell you
Speaker 7: their story, they leave out the stuff along the way.
Speaker 7: It was just hard work and determination that got me here.
Speaker 1: No it wasn't, No, it wasn't.
Speaker 7: It was the fact that you got off track and
Speaker 7: the grace and of God allowed you to get back on.
Speaker 7: His forgiveness allowed you to get back on because you
Speaker 7: would not believe what some of the people have done.
Speaker 7: So when you get off track, don't allow the naysayers
Speaker 7: outside and the big naysayer inside, because let me tell
Speaker 7: you something, the biggest naysayer of them all comes from inside. See,
Speaker 7: it don't matter what other people say out there. It
Speaker 7: takes some time for you to learn this. And I
Speaker 7: understand because it took me some time to learn it. See,
Speaker 7: I have a lot of naysayers out there, but I
Speaker 7: ain't operating for them, operating function for the ones that
Speaker 7: love me, for the ones that get me for the
Speaker 7: ones that understand what I'm really trying to do. And
Speaker 7: so don't you be the one that doesn't allow yourself
Speaker 7: to get back on track when you get off track, because,
Speaker 7: like I said, who made the rule up that you
Speaker 7: can't get back on track? There's no such rule out there.
Speaker 7: Stop stopping yourself from getting it right. So what you
Speaker 7: started to die at the beginning of the year, and
Speaker 7: you already off start another one, start over, try it again,
Speaker 7: don't ever stop trying.
Speaker 1: If you stop trying, you can't make it.
Speaker 7: But if you never give up the effort, if you
Speaker 7: never give up and say it's over, it ain't over.
Speaker 7: You heard the saying it ain't over, to the fat
Speaker 7: lady saying I never invite her. She's not invited.
Speaker 1: It ain't over.
Speaker 7: To the fat lady saying I don't know where the
Speaker 7: fat lady stay. I have not send her an invitation
Speaker 7: to none of my events. She's not welcome here. She
Speaker 7: didn't ask me a couple of times. How come I
Speaker 7: never get invited? Because you gonna start saying it and
Speaker 7: I ain't got time for that. All right, stop inviting
Speaker 7: the fat lady to all your events?
Speaker 1: Thank you?
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Speaker 1: Morning show, ladies and gentlemen. The time has come. It
Speaker 1: is a new year.
Speaker 7: Happy New year, everybody. I'm so grateful I saw another one.
Speaker 7: I'm so grateful God has kept me. I'm so grateful
Speaker 7: that God is with me. I'm so grateful that God
Speaker 7: keeps me on the wall. I'm just thankful, man, I'm
Speaker 7: thankful for everything. Man, I can't believe he done. Let
Speaker 7: me see another year. Man, Oh man, oh man, How
Speaker 7: good is God? I ain't got none but praise this morning.
Speaker 7: I ain't got nothing but good things. Joy is finn
Speaker 7: to come out of my mouth today because I'm on top, man,
Speaker 7: and I'm on top cause God is with me. If
Speaker 7: God is with you, who can be against you? It
Speaker 7: don't even matter, y'all, keep your head up. This is
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Speaker 7: That's the slogan round here. Shirley Strawberry calling for real
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Speaker 7: that is Nephew Tommy.
Speaker 1: Good morning and happy new year.
Speaker 9: Happy New year.
Speaker 1: Yeah good?
Speaker 2: How was your holiday?
Speaker 1: Man?
Speaker 2: I'm well rested, you sounded you sound good?
Speaker 1: What to do? Today.
Speaker 2: You used to embarrass me. Come on embarrassing me today.
Speaker 1: You know today I might just do that.
Speaker 2: You know you haven't done it in a minute.
Speaker 7: About how I was going to approach the new year,
Speaker 7: I could I be well, since I've been going, let's
Speaker 7: just get all these segments starting.
Speaker 1: I can see what you can do. I'm gonna make
Speaker 1: it work your way. I feel the same way. Man, rested,
Speaker 1: ready to go bad another year. It's get stupid. Man,
Speaker 1: I missed you.
Speaker 9: I missed y'all.
Speaker 1: You miss us.
Speaker 7: That's eat it alread ain't gonna lie to you. Thought
Speaker 7: you ain't thinking about it. I really cut it. I
Speaker 7: thought about you. You said I miss you.
Speaker 2: Yeah, usally sent us a little text and checking.
Speaker 1: No, no, matter of fact, I wasn't really looking forward
Speaker 1: to coming back that much to you.
Speaker 2: You thought you were going you had made this.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I want another I could.
Speaker 7: Do another month. I could actually do another month. Problem yeah,
Speaker 7: ohle problem. But you know we got this. We got
Speaker 7: this small thing they call obligations and contract.
Speaker 8: Work.
Speaker 1: I'm talking about why they won't just send this check.
Speaker 2: To the house.
Speaker 1: You know, I've been trying to find that for so
Speaker 1: many years.
Speaker 7: I've actually been trying to somebody that would just send
Speaker 7: me the money without me having to.
Speaker 1: Do nothing, without no labor. You mean you a check,
Speaker 1: just a free check.
Speaker 2: Yeah, little or no effort on your part. Just go
Speaker 2: out to the mail.
Speaker 1: Call it a blessing, okay, all right? Yeah, and just
Speaker 1: if they could just make it cash. Why I don't
Speaker 1: have to put.
Speaker 2: All right on that note, Thank the Lord.
Speaker 1: I have it in coffee cans. Everything I know. I
Speaker 1: know I've had money coming up.
Speaker 10: In thirty two minutes after the hour, Pastor Motown Deacon
Speaker 10: Death Jam in the building for church complaints right after this.
Speaker 2: You're listening hard morning show.
Speaker 10: All right, it is time now for the deacon and
Speaker 10: the reverend Reverend Motown Deacon death Jam, that is, and
Speaker 10: church complaints.
Speaker 1: We gavel.
Speaker 7: Own this old special your occasion, uh.
Speaker 1: Gavel Latin into the new year.
Speaker 7: Yeah, prosperitizing in a way that will allow the promoscurity.
Speaker 1: And the ambiguity.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Or what we about to do?
Speaker 7: Lord, bless us on this great grow garious day where
Speaker 7: we maniplified.
Speaker 2: You better, minister, well you know what I'm saying.
Speaker 1: And damnation of upliftication, up lift upliftication. Lord, Come on, deacon,
Speaker 1: what what do we have in this new year? All right, pastor,
Speaker 1: let's get down the business here.
Speaker 5: I Brother Dona he tried to baptize people on New
Speaker 5: Year's Day in a lake, not realizing two alligators was
Speaker 5: in there too. He was baptizing sister Darry's fate and
Speaker 5: she actually walked on water and got out there lake.
Speaker 5: Brother Donelle is missing half a butt cheek and asking
Speaker 5: if the church would buy him a half or behind.
Speaker 1: That's we.
Speaker 7: Had told Brother Darnell not to try this down in Florida. Oh,
Speaker 7: you can do that up north, but not in Florida
Speaker 7: because of that alligator infest station. Or we are not
Speaker 7: responsible for buttocks missing. We're not responsible for bb ls
Speaker 7: or t yts anything else you might go. All right, yeah,
Speaker 7: that stage for tighten your top, we will just leave that.
Speaker 7: They're tighten your top, tighten your time, all right.
Speaker 5: Since the Sonya Green has a new company she has started.
Speaker 5: She is selling uh, dishwashing chitlings. She cleans them in
Speaker 5: the disk washing, then she cuts them. He's asking if
Speaker 5: she can sell them, uh say, the dishwashing chitlings after
Speaker 5: the services this year.
Speaker 7: She tried that last year and there was so many
Speaker 7: complaints about the chitling's having a taint taste of tide,
Speaker 7: and no nobody will go that anymore.
Speaker 1: Tied and Cascade.
Speaker 7: They called them the triple tea chitlings. They called them
Speaker 7: the triple tea chittens. Which was a tiny taste of
Speaker 7: tide was on the chitlings. And so nobody nobody wants
Speaker 7: her chitlings this year anymore.
Speaker 5: All right, all right, the church is asking for this year,
Speaker 5: can you get a translator? When Brother Norris gets up
Speaker 5: to sing, uh, the one tooth in his mouth makes
Speaker 5: it hard and then understand what he is saying.
Speaker 1: So they are asking, could you please get a translator.
Speaker 6: Our side is up Alan to Thwist side say TV,
Speaker 6: I'm time, I mean something song to Thwist Tide.
Speaker 7: Yeah, we call that. Uh, we're gonna get the translator.
Speaker 7: We're gonna use though, it's gonna come in. And uh,
Speaker 7: there's a woman we found that can translate for brother Tider.
Speaker 7: She has two teeth. At least she knows what he's
Speaker 7: trying to sing. Two teeth, two teeth.
Speaker 5: All right, Well we're figuring out as we go through
Speaker 5: twenty twenty five. I the zip Line Ministry is out
Speaker 5: of control. They put a zip line attached it to
Speaker 5: the church and two miles down the way it goes
Speaker 5: all the way to Popeye. Gets fine, but on their
Speaker 5: way back past them, they stuck because they ate too much.
Speaker 5: You're gonna have to you got to talk to the
Speaker 5: zip line. They just the out to control zip line
Speaker 5: in the Popeyes.
Speaker 7: You know, we I've got a conversation going with the
Speaker 7: zip line committee of this new year, we're gonna shorten
Speaker 7: it and that's how we're gonna baptize people this year.
Speaker 7: Were gonna zip line their ass down into the pool
Speaker 7: and zip them right on out. It's gonna be a
Speaker 7: very short it's a splash and then you right on out.
Speaker 7: It gonna zip line right through the baptism pool. That's
Speaker 7: what we're gonna try to do this year. So we're
Speaker 7: trying to get a way to cut a hole in
Speaker 7: the baptism pool where they can cut right through it
Speaker 7: from the water. We ain't figured it out yet. Of course,
Speaker 7: we don't have the engineering skills. The young boy we
Speaker 7: paid for college, he dropped out last summer and he
Speaker 7: was growing to school for engineering, and so we won't
Speaker 7: be do.
Speaker 1: That this year.
Speaker 7: Alright, well we get something one to Popeye's I like
Speaker 7: a full piece all the time. Come on, just for.
Speaker 5: We'll get you taken care of this. And Pastor, we
Speaker 5: got something that went down there. Young Dimitrius Planning and
Speaker 5: you know he's twenty six kids. I got married to
Speaker 5: a beautiful Indian girl over the holidays. Her parents had
Speaker 5: two elephants at their reception and it's supposed to be
Speaker 5: very night. But Dimitri's daddy ridingh Flanning again, then got
Speaker 5: into a fight with the elephant tament because he didn't
Speaker 5: want he was scared to come into the receptor.
Speaker 1: It's just a mess.
Speaker 5: And they didn't whooped the man with the they didn't
Speaker 5: whip the man in the reception with the elephants standard.
Speaker 1: They was just a mess.
Speaker 5: And uh, we're gonna have to get Ronnie out of
Speaker 5: jail because he not only hit the mail and I
Speaker 5: think he yeah, I think yeah, he cuts the elephant
Speaker 5: out too.
Speaker 1: He didn't lie. And you just gonna talk to.
Speaker 7: Sister bur Lean also has a complaint cause the elephant's
Speaker 7: head dress, the big diamond in the front of the
Speaker 7: elephant's head was actually her necklace that they used. That's
Speaker 7: how big she is. They took her necklace and used
Speaker 7: it as a head piece for the elephant. She wants
Speaker 7: her necklace back, and every sister they don't. Nobody want
Speaker 7: to climb up on the elephant and try to take
Speaker 7: it back. That's the problem we have in right now.
Speaker 10: That concludes church complaints for this Monday. Coming up next
Speaker 10: it is asked the celo. You're listening.
Speaker 2: Morning show coming up at the top of the hour.
Speaker 10: In entertainment news neph you tell me as a brand
Speaker 10: new season of Ready to Love, It's coming up premiering
Speaker 10: this Friday.
Speaker 2: He's in Fort Worth, Texas. This time it looks good.
Speaker 7: Boy's a good and fameless boy. You're gonna mess around
Speaker 7: be on the internet next year.
Speaker 10: Kevin harte Old Jackson's to start in a new series
Speaker 10: called Fight Night.
Speaker 2: The Million Dollar Heist.
Speaker 10: Radio legend Steve Russ Parr's retiring after twenty seven years
Speaker 10: on the air. We'll talk about all of this at
Speaker 10: the top of the hour, but right now it is
Speaker 10: time to ask the clo. This one's from D and Orangeburg.
Speaker 10: D write to my husband and I agreed on practical gifts.
Speaker 10: This Christmas. I gave him a suit and a small
Speaker 10: TV for his office. He bought an air fryer for
Speaker 10: me and changed our shower head and said, those were
Speaker 10: my gifts.
Speaker 2: How do I get him to understand those aren't gifts?
Speaker 1: Really? Really, you get as frying a shot head he changed?
Speaker 1: He's wrong for it. How stupid is your husband? Yes, mowing?
Speaker 7: I can't help you with that, lady. Yeah, you should
Speaker 7: have never said practical gifts. Don't you let a man
Speaker 7: off the hook his idea.
Speaker 2: Practical you apliance.
Speaker 1: Here's the way you have to do. You have to say,
Speaker 1: this is what we call practical gifts.
Speaker 7: Give him a list, then you could buy me any
Speaker 7: two of those things on that list you want, because
Speaker 7: you can't just leave it up to me.
Speaker 1: And we stupid. You brought him a suit of TV,
Speaker 1: he bought your ass a shower head. Affit from both
Speaker 1: of them?
Speaker 2: Yeah, all right, sorry about that. D Happy New Year though.
Speaker 10: Cherrelle in Newark says, the childhood friend is dating my
Speaker 10: daddy and she's upset with me because I wouldn't allow
Speaker 10: her to come to my home with him because my
Speaker 10: mother was there. She said, my mom is grown and
Speaker 10: needs to come to terms with it.
Speaker 2: Is she crazy?
Speaker 1: Or right, yes she is crazy.
Speaker 7: Yes, she's crazy, and just in twenty twenty four, I'm
Speaker 7: just gonna start saying stuff that I think really help people.
Speaker 1: You need to jump on my ass.
Speaker 7: That's yeah, let's get it, daddy and thedn't want to
Speaker 7: bring over there in front of your mama.
Speaker 1: You need to jump on her ass right there. Next question, Yeah,
Speaker 1: jump on us. That's what I'm going say.
Speaker 2: No, all right, happy New Year.
Speaker 7: We're gonna have to start wooding, people, asked. Tommy then
Speaker 7: told me that that I was going forward, but we
Speaker 7: really need to starting some people.
Speaker 1: I love it.
Speaker 7: Bring my daddy over the house and boh yo yo yo,
Speaker 7: mama need to get over to deal with it. Health
Speaker 7: fa healf fun, No, my MoMA ain't finn to get
Speaker 7: over nothing.
Speaker 2: Wow, all right.
Speaker 10: Moving on to Millicent and Henderson, Millicen says, I saw
Speaker 10: new pictures of a woman on my son's phone, and
Speaker 10: he's only fifteen.
Speaker 2: My husband is a pastor, so I'm scared to tell him.
Speaker 10: My son was embarrassed and said he got the photos
Speaker 10: on a website.
Speaker 2: Should I tell his daddy? Or is this just a
Speaker 2: teenage phase?
Speaker 1: You know? No phase that's for help This ain't no phase.
Speaker 1: He has begun. He liked women, naked women? Yeah what what?
Speaker 10: What? What?
Speaker 1: This ain't no phase? Find he died till he died.
Speaker 1: This ain't no phase. This is till he died.
Speaker 7: Wow, he's gonna be trying to look at nigga women
Speaker 7: from here. You can tell his daddy, you can tell,
Speaker 7: you can tell his.
Speaker 1: Pastor if you want to, you can tell whoever you
Speaker 1: want to. What is his daddy gonna say to him?
Speaker 1: That's Tommy?
Speaker 7: You got boys all thatm over fifteen. I've seen stuff
Speaker 7: on my son's phone. I couldn't have been more proud.
Speaker 1: Well mine is. My youngest is twelve. But yeah, but
Speaker 1: but not that oldest boy on swipe through that phone?
Speaker 1: Hell are you swipe left?
Speaker 7: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Something mind?
Speaker 7: Hey man, my son's hand me their phone right now,
Speaker 7: and they say, Dad, I want you to look at
Speaker 7: his full pictures.
Speaker 1: Just swipe left, full pictures. Don't go no further than
Speaker 1: you already know. Number five. Yeah all right. Moving on to.
Speaker 2: To Norris and Gary H.
Speaker 10: Norris writes my company downside, So now I share my
Speaker 10: office with a cute younger lady that was just hired.
Speaker 10: I told my wife about it because she because she
Speaker 10: comes by my office occasionally. She doesn't like it and
Speaker 10: wants the new girl out of there. What do I
Speaker 10: do in this situation? From Norris? Now, Norris, Well, you can't.
Speaker 10: I can't fire this young girl because she cute and
Speaker 10: your wife don't like it. But ask your wife a
Speaker 10: couple other things does she like? You might not like
Speaker 10: this girl, but you like groceries, You like shelter. You know,
Speaker 10: you like transportation because that's what this company pays for.
Speaker 10: Now you need to get overpast your little insecurities. Yeah,
Speaker 10: she's a cute little girl, but that's all it is.
Speaker 10: You gonna deal with it. You can build some trust.
Speaker 10: You don't trust your man, that's on you. But you
Speaker 10: do like groceries though, when you do, like a roof
Speaker 10: over your head.
Speaker 9: And shop it.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm sure she likes go with that.
Speaker 1: So what should she do in this situation? Just to
Speaker 1: deal with it? Dog, she gotta deal with it. You
Speaker 1: can't get rid of that little girl. The company downsize,
Speaker 1: they don't put over and he ain't got no power
Speaker 1: like that.
Speaker 2: He's gonna try to pressure him to get another job.
Speaker 1: Watch.
Speaker 9: Wow, I wouldn't do that, really, I'll just say, don't
Speaker 9: you come on in here and meet him?
Speaker 1: And then what you said the husband? Would you would
Speaker 1: say that to the white Then I.
Speaker 5: Got a problem.
Speaker 1: She's got a nice personality. She's nice. That's what the
Speaker 1: wife's gonna say. I don't want to meet her. Okay, cool.
Speaker 1: I thought it was a good idea, my man. You
Speaker 1: look how I'm looking at you.
Speaker 11: I'm just trying to figure out if you mad at
Speaker 11: somebody's get some conflict resolution in here.
Speaker 1: Let's all work together. They next question, share, that's the
Speaker 1: last one.
Speaker 2: That's the last one.
Speaker 1: That is shut him up. He's coming in four.
Speaker 10: Okay, Well, can we go back to because I don't
Speaker 10: know if we really helped Milicent and Henderson with the
Speaker 10: fifteen year old boy in.
Speaker 2: The new pics.
Speaker 1: So help, I mean, she wants to know what to do.
Speaker 1: Should she tell me the pictures? These pictures? Yeah, no,
Speaker 1: that's the picture you found?
Speaker 2: Uh huh, Look.
Speaker 1: That's the one you tell the dad. Yes, that's yeah,
Speaker 1: tell the daddy. But guess what the daddy gonna do.
Speaker 2: Remember, I'm just saying, well, man.
Speaker 1: She questioned about pastors. Pastors don't hurt children?
Speaker 2: Well, of course they do. This is his son.
Speaker 1: Yes, hot pastes. Pastes don't do nothing to populate the congregation.
Speaker 2: Oh sorry, Milicent, I tried to help you.
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Speaker 10: the info. A right, guys, moving on to uh entertainment news. So, Tommy,
Speaker 10: we've seen the previews. This looks like a great new
Speaker 10: season for Ready to Love. We've been waiting for it
Speaker 10: this time you're in Fort Worth.
Speaker 5: Uh.
Speaker 10: The new season premieres this coming Friday, January twelfth, of
Speaker 10: course on the own network, Oprah's Network.
Speaker 2: So you got to tell us about it. What can
Speaker 2: we expect from.
Speaker 5: I'm sexy on this, Shirley, I'm sexy. I'm enlightening. I'm
Speaker 5: probably the sexiest thing.
Speaker 1: On now, you know what I mean. That's that's what Okay, yeah, wait.
Speaker 10: A minute, I was talking about the show, you know, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 10: miss that he's the oldest person on the show.
Speaker 1: He has to have it.
Speaker 2: And what can you tell us besides that?
Speaker 1: Okay, you know this is this is for work.
Speaker 12: So this is a little different than you know, we
Speaker 12: did Dallas first time around. Now we're doing four work.
Speaker 12: This is ah, this is a little different.
Speaker 5: But the twisting turns and the curve balls, they don't
Speaker 5: never stop. And that's what we got to stay ahead of.
Speaker 5: We always got to stay ahead of, you know, because
Speaker 5: you guys at home will watching it. But the most
Speaker 5: important thing of the people that are hit it, that
Speaker 5: are in this journey, they think they think they're looking
Speaker 5: at the last season saying okay, we know what time
Speaker 5: they're gonna do we know what time we're gonna do
Speaker 5: him the time, so we gotta keep changing it up
Speaker 5: so they don't know. They figure out what's going on.
Speaker 5: So I'm keeping them on their toes and making them
Speaker 5: me and be gentlemen at all the time. Think they
Speaker 5: can predict well, and they think they got it down.
Speaker 5: They think I've seen this season and that season, I
Speaker 5: know what we can't do. And then when you hit
Speaker 5: them with like when y'all start that today, we started started.
Speaker 10: You brought in new contestants, you know, pretty females, handsome.
Speaker 2: Guys, you know, mixed it up a bit, so they
Speaker 2: think they got it down now.
Speaker 1: But no, it's some drop there gorgeous ladies on this season.
Speaker 2: It's coming up.
Speaker 7: Now.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I see it now.
Speaker 7: This boy by this boy is blowing up. Boy nephew
Speaker 7: to getting large. I predict after this year right here,
Speaker 7: his ass gonna be on the internet.
Speaker 5: With the.
Speaker 1: Yeah get the rest of us groups. Yeah you fit
Speaker 1: made it and love you finl get your shot down.
Speaker 1: May in Love. You stole that idea.
Speaker 6: You pro.
Speaker 1: Show some where we.
Speaker 7: Love in it.
Speaker 1: You're gonna reny from Love. You just stole Deacon Death Jam.
Speaker 1: You stole you gene. You stole you but that everything.
Speaker 12: Come on, bro, I happen to have another TV show,
Speaker 12: Black College Quiz.
Speaker 1: That college quiz. You stole that from Jeopardy. Jeopardy boy,
Speaker 1: you ain't putting me in man. I'm just a working talent,
Speaker 1: That's all I have. Tommy Polo, Tommy Holo, Tommy So
Speaker 1: you a comedian? Have you a radio host?
Speaker 7: Yeah?
Speaker 1: And now you got a game show.
Speaker 2: You have stole my whole.
Speaker 8: Damn, I'm finding gold ship job. Accuse your man for real,
Speaker 8: I'm going back.
Speaker 1: Supposed to go on there and do that type of stuff.
Speaker 1: I thought you sposed going there and enlightened people. I
Speaker 1: didn't know. I'm gonna go fix some accusations.
Speaker 2: About nephew, your own nephew.
Speaker 1: I'm just working. I just want to work. I don't
Speaker 1: want to I just want to work. Ready to love.
Speaker 7: Hey Thomas and Hey Tommy. Yes on the Black College
Speaker 7: Queer show that you hosted.
Speaker 1: Yes, sir, do you have on a suit? The lawsuit?
Speaker 1: Is your ass is wearing suits?
Speaker 12: Like?
Speaker 1: Can't you just stole that? Ready to be smiling, tom
Speaker 1: you better not be on that show smiling, he sell
Speaker 1: led from YouTube. I just want the works Yeah, that's
Speaker 1: what all us want to do. Just work. We didn't
Speaker 1: know that, did we know?
Speaker 2: Check it out brand new season.
Speaker 10: Am Ready to Love This Friday, January twelfth on the
Speaker 10: Own Network, starring our one and only nephew, Tommy.
Speaker 2: Are you Thomas Miles on that show?
Speaker 5: All right?
Speaker 2: And Kevin Hart and Samuel L.
Speaker 10: Jackson will start in the Peacock Limited series Fright Night,
Speaker 10: The million Dollar Heist of the series highlights the night
Speaker 10: that Muhammad Ali defeated Jerry Corey and after the fight,
Speaker 10: hundreds of guests at the after party were robbed at gunpoint.
Speaker 2: It was one of the largest robberies in history. All right,
Speaker 2: coming up, Yeah, that was crazy.
Speaker 10: Coming up in twenty minutes after the hour, we'll play
Speaker 10: a quick game of one has to Go?
Speaker 1: Right after this, you say, yeah, they stole it from
Speaker 1: a no.
Speaker 2: You're listening morning show?
Speaker 10: All right, guys, here we go. It is time to
Speaker 10: play a round of one has to go. So one
Speaker 10: of these has to go social media podcasts or spam calls.
Speaker 10: One of them has to go social media calls.
Speaker 2: Yeah huh, but here you're me.
Speaker 7: It depends on who owned the podcast. Like right now,
Speaker 7: I say, to hell with all podcasts. Me, I think
Speaker 7: they need to come out here and band podcast at.
Speaker 1: At least six most so we can breathe.
Speaker 7: We need to.
Speaker 2: All right, reset, all right.
Speaker 10: One has to go barbecue, ribs, grilled oysters, or caviard.
Speaker 1: What I never had tell about it like that, I
Speaker 1: like grilled or yes we do ark grilled. Oh that's
Speaker 1: the ball. So so oysters are ribs?
Speaker 7: You can get carry off for real. So y'all quick
Speaker 7: playing like y'all grew up on it. I said, get
Speaker 7: rid of barbecue? What what are we gonna do as
Speaker 7: a people? As a people?
Speaker 1: Though? All right, better give me that ragged ass caveat.
Speaker 10: One has to go cowboys, Saints or the Texans.
Speaker 1: Oh that's real easy to cowboys.
Speaker 2: Oh, Dallas just stood up when.
Speaker 1: You ain't it ain't the text May the Saints, I
Speaker 1: take it, ain't gonna beat the textive.
Speaker 7: You can get rid of any one of them. Ragged
Speaker 7: assa about the Texans all the damn cowboys. I'm eating
Speaker 7: browns all day long?
Speaker 1: What in the building? What's up?
Speaker 8: One? Who is that?
Speaker 10: One has to go if you're on vacation picture this.
Speaker 10: One has to go the beach sight seeing or shopping.
Speaker 1: Oh, sight seeing. Yeah, never went nowhere and looked around.
Speaker 10: No damn, but tell you what's staying, and that's shopping. Okay,
Speaker 10: all right, last one I seeing.
Speaker 1: That's that's how you ask be a hostage. Already going
Speaker 1: up somewhere. You ain't got no bed.
Speaker 2: One has to go. That's our last one. That's our
Speaker 2: last one.
Speaker 10: Crazy, nice legs, pretty feet, great personality.
Speaker 1: One has to go, nice legs, pretty feet, great personality.
Speaker 9: Yeah, they say, come on, personality, your personality, and got
Speaker 9: the talk.
Speaker 7: Get over there and be pretty. Some pretty paint on
Speaker 7: your toes, sticking down. There's some strapped his shoes, and
Speaker 7: bring the big legs on, Opaca. It's gonna talk this
Speaker 7: thing through. You can have a couple og admits, I
Speaker 7: don't give a damn.
Speaker 1: Thank you.
Speaker 10: Coming up at thirty four minutes after the hour the
Speaker 10: person time this year, sister O'Dell.
Speaker 2: Right after this, you're listening hard morning show.
Speaker 10: All right, ladies and gentlemen, as promised for the first
Speaker 10: time this year in twenty twenty.
Speaker 2: Four, she is here, my love, odell.
Speaker 4: Heyn, my lord, my lord, good morning every world, Happy
Speaker 4: New Year.
Speaker 2: Happy New Years, Happy New Year's sister.
Speaker 1: Yes, oo, lord another one. Ain't all good?
Speaker 2: So good all the time, all the time?
Speaker 1: Man, yeah, Lord, Lord Lord. Well what is y'all talking
Speaker 1: about this year twenty twenty four?
Speaker 2: Yeah? What are you talking about in twenty twenty four,
Speaker 2: sister Odell?
Speaker 1: Well, I don't know, just everything whatever y'all want to
Speaker 1: talk about?
Speaker 5: What is it?
Speaker 2: Conrad? Okay?
Speaker 1: I tried to be in on the pop the culture.
Speaker 10: You know, yes, ma'am, we know you're a mother in
Speaker 10: the church. Well, there's a church enter Lando and uh
Speaker 10: Atlanta where the pastor was ridiculed because he played the
Speaker 10: secular songs walking out and swagsurfing at the Dream Center
Speaker 10: Church in Atlanta. I don't know if you've heard about this,
Speaker 10: but the congregation loved it. A lot of young people
Speaker 10: in the congregation. Congregation and uh the pastor seemed to
Speaker 10: reach the younger generation in praise and worship.
Speaker 2: So what do you think because they were in church?
Speaker 1: You know, that's all right?
Speaker 7: All that finding good, Get you get these swagging and
Speaker 7: get to do the turfing and all this thing at.
Speaker 2: The church, all that flood turfing and snagging.
Speaker 1: What what else you want to do?
Speaker 2: You know?
Speaker 1: Just as long as you get your children's.
Speaker 7: In there to serve the Lord some kind the way
Speaker 7: you might have well had me in there been in
Speaker 7: outside smoking, cracking, shooting, cracking.
Speaker 1: You want cracking and shooting. You want snagging and turfing?
Speaker 1: What you want to do?
Speaker 2: Surfing and swagging surface with swag.
Speaker 1: You gotta do that down for surfing turf. They had
Speaker 1: a good one at Ruth Chris. I was, I had
Speaker 1: a wonderful special on surfing turf. I just said, Lord,
Speaker 1: have mercy. It was so good right there. What else
Speaker 1: is going on?
Speaker 7: Well?
Speaker 2: Since Rodell?
Speaker 10: Earlier, the CLO had a question from a mom who
Speaker 10: found some pictures in her her son's phone, some nude pictures.
Speaker 2: Her son is only fifteen. Now she's married to a pastor.
Speaker 10: She wanted to know should she tell the pastor about
Speaker 10: her son and these nude pictures.
Speaker 8: Or just.
Speaker 2: Was she a fah, yes, ma'am, that's.
Speaker 1: What she was.
Speaker 2: Asks.
Speaker 7: Don't have phases with niked women's just a permanent obstruction
Speaker 7: in life.
Speaker 1: Now, this is permanent, sweetie, This is not a phase.
Speaker 1: You can't see the fruit, taste of fruit and then
Speaker 1: don't want fruit no more. Bow yes, sir, yes, ma'am.
Speaker 7: Twenty last time you've seen somebody's pitch some sugar out.
Speaker 1: Oh yellow, Okay, it just don't work.
Speaker 7: That way, sweetie. You might well get used to it.
Speaker 7: He gone now he fifteen, Yeah, that's what you found.
Speaker 7: One picture in the phone, Minimore.
Speaker 1: Oh many more they.
Speaker 7: Got a little they got little safety locks on their
Speaker 7: phone with all kind of pictures in the night. E.
Speaker 1: Children know how to hide stuff. And if you tell
Speaker 1: the pastor what he's gonna do. How did y'all get
Speaker 1: the little boy? Oh okay, somebody was nicked. Shut up
Speaker 1: where that's right. That's how we got the little boy.
Speaker 7: Now you want to beat the little boy because he
Speaker 7: want to see another nicked girl. You better thank the Lord.
Speaker 7: He looking at these little naked girls. And you don't
Speaker 7: have somebody in here trying to figure his life out.
Speaker 7: Even got to figure it out at fifteen. He on
Speaker 7: point scared it ready, let's go, Hey, oh ray.
Speaker 2: Since hotel, before you get out of here.
Speaker 10: I thought you might want to take a moment to
Speaker 10: congratulate Tommy on his new season of Ready to Love.
Speaker 2: It's coming on Friday.
Speaker 1: I heard that. Congratulations, Lord Thomas, thank you. It's real girl,
Speaker 1: but bad witness. Now know what Steve said it's real.
Speaker 1: You know. Then you get they gonna start coming for
Speaker 1: you and you'll be on the internet with him and
Speaker 1: Kevin and Ricky Smile everybody.
Speaker 7: Just one more year, you just a year away from
Speaker 7: being all over in and then podcast discussion everything you find.
Speaker 1: The follow on the Deacon Deaf jam is stolen.
Speaker 7: You know how you run on your stage and you
Speaker 7: cook your ear for the crowd to hear from you.
Speaker 7: They're gonna say you stole that, all right, somebody gonna
Speaker 7: cures you're stealing that all that fine new pie cap
Speaker 7: half slash.
Speaker 2: The prink phone call coming up next.
Speaker 10: You're listening Hard Morning show coming up at about four
Speaker 10: minutes after the hour. It's my strawberry letter for today,
Speaker 10: the first of the new year. The subject is new Year,
Speaker 10: New me. Will find out what that's all about. And
Speaker 10: just a few because right now it is time for
Speaker 10: the nephew and today's prank phone call.
Speaker 2: What you got for its nef.
Speaker 1: That's right here is Can you hear me now? Now?
Speaker 1: Can you hear me now? That dog? If you would hello,
Speaker 1: I'm trying to speak.
Speaker 12: To sister Lauren. Please, Sister Lauren, this is brother Davids
Speaker 12: from the church. I don't know if you know me.
Speaker 12: You might know me when you see me, but I
Speaker 12: don't know if you just know me because we don't
Speaker 12: really interact that much at the church. But I wanted
Speaker 12: to give you a call. We got a bit of
Speaker 12: a problem going on. Okay, okay, you got you get
Speaker 12: Do you have a minute to talk?
Speaker 1: All right?
Speaker 8: Now?
Speaker 1: How long have you been doing?
Speaker 12: Uh the sign you in the you know you in
Speaker 12: the ministry when you do the sign language for the church,
Speaker 12: and you know I noticed you up there at least
Speaker 12: two Sundays out of a out of the month.
Speaker 1: You've been doing it quite a while, am I right?
Speaker 10: So?
Speaker 13: Yes, I've been doing it for over ten years. But
Speaker 13: I'm really confused as to why they're calling about this time.
Speaker 13: I'm just a little to confuse. I don't know who
Speaker 13: you are. You say that if I see your face,
Speaker 13: I may know you, But what does it have to
Speaker 13: do with anything? How long I have been doing sigh language?
Speaker 13: I know I've been doing this for years? So how
Speaker 13: many I help you with this? Do you want?
Speaker 1: Okay? No, no, I'm not trying to learn any sign language.
Speaker 5: Do you do you know?
Speaker 1: Miss? Everybody call him miss Murder.
Speaker 13: Do you know Miss Murdle, Oh yeah, I sure do.
Speaker 1: Mhm okay, So Miss.
Speaker 12: Murder, that's that's that's that's that's one of my aunties
Speaker 12: right there, Mss Murder is.
Speaker 13: Okay, And she gave me my number to call me.
Speaker 2: What what do you mean for me?
Speaker 3: Did she get me?
Speaker 12: No, That's what I'm getting at. So, so you know,
Speaker 12: you know my you know, my honest is death. You
Speaker 12: know she's hearing it, pa, you know that right?
Speaker 13: Okay, yes, okay.
Speaker 1: So here's a problem I ain't.
Speaker 12: Murderer is telling us that you're not doing the sign
Speaker 12: language right, doing the service and like you're missing some
Speaker 12: things in the scripture.
Speaker 2: Or something.
Speaker 13: That's incorrect. I've been doing this for a very long
Speaker 13: time and i know what I'm doing. So how do
Speaker 13: you So she told called me to tell me that
Speaker 13: I'm not doing this aline correctly.
Speaker 12: Let me say, let me say this to you. I
Speaker 12: don't want us to get off on the road for
Speaker 12: let me just say this to you. Once my once
Speaker 12: my Murder told us what was going on.
Speaker 5: You know.
Speaker 12: We then went to one of the deacons and asked him,
Speaker 12: you know, is that way we can uh have a
Speaker 12: meeting you know, with with with sister Lawrence, so we
Speaker 12: can try to get this taken care of and talk
Speaker 12: about it. He said, well, won't you just won't you
Speaker 12: just call and y'all can just work it out. And
Speaker 12: and that's how I'm calling you now.
Speaker 1: I hope you.
Speaker 12: I don't know if you're at work or whatever. I apologize,
Speaker 12: but I'm just trying to get to the bottom up. Now,
Speaker 12: let me go say this.
Speaker 5: If I ain't murders say that you ain't signing right,
Speaker 5: then MIAINI ain't lying. That means your excuse me, that
Speaker 5: means you ain't signing right.
Speaker 13: Really, so the pastor couldn't come to me, but he
Speaker 13: but you figured you would just call me and tell
Speaker 13: me that your auntie says that I'm doing it incorrectly.
Speaker 13: That doesn't make sense to me. How does she tell
Speaker 13: you that? Did she sign it to you?
Speaker 12: She's signed language to her daughter. Listen, you ain't got
Speaker 12: to worry about who she's signing too. What you need
Speaker 12: to worry about is getting your getting your stuff together
Speaker 12: all right and learning how to do this the correct
Speaker 12: way so that my Anie can get you know, MIAI
Speaker 12: needs to be getting the word like everybody else getting
Speaker 12: the word.
Speaker 1: But she not getting it because you The word is
Speaker 1: getting lost in your hands.
Speaker 13: All I'm hearing is your voice is getting very loud
Speaker 13: and you need to match my tone. Young man. Okay,
Speaker 13: let's start with that. What you mean, where's that match
Speaker 13: my tone? Because you're getting very loud and I can't
Speaker 13: hear through all of that. All right, Okay, okay, I
Speaker 13: say this situation.
Speaker 2: You called my phone.
Speaker 13: Correct, you have a problem that you're discusting with me,
Speaker 13: but you're getting more angry than anything else. How am
Speaker 13: I going to resolve this problem? I am trying to
Speaker 13: be a close.
Speaker 5: The way you resolve this problem is carryos back to
Speaker 5: science school so you can learn what you need to
Speaker 5: so my Anie can get the word. My anti can't
Speaker 5: get the gospel because you messing it up.
Speaker 13: God anointed me to do style language at that church,
Speaker 13: and I've been doing this for a long time and
Speaker 13: I will continue to do so. Don't call my phone
Speaker 13: telling me that I'm not doing something right?
Speaker 1: You know? But do God know that you not doing
Speaker 1: it right?
Speaker 2: Do God know that?
Speaker 1: Does God know that my ain't myrtle not getting the
Speaker 1: work because of you?
Speaker 5: Name?
Speaker 13: Young man? Jesus, please give me the strength to continue
Speaker 13: on with this conversation. But you know what, Mard, I'm
Speaker 13: gonna be right back. Let me tell you something. Don't
Speaker 13: you ever call my mother freaking phone telling about I
Speaker 13: ain't doing something? Man, if I see you in this street,
Speaker 13: this can't I have. It's gonna go outside your God
Speaker 13: damn as did I make myself Claire?
Speaker 1: I cannot believe you talking to me like this.
Speaker 13: Oh now you want to be calm. Now you're calm.
Speaker 13: Now you mask my phone.
Speaker 5: I don't engaged.
Speaker 1: I can't believe you just got you talking to me
Speaker 1: like that?
Speaker 13: Are we done here?
Speaker 5: So you think it's cool for you to tell the Lord?
Speaker 5: I'll be right back. Thank you, Lord. I needed a moment,
Speaker 5: you r.
Speaker 13: We've been on the phone this wall. You've been stewing
Speaker 13: at me. I told you to match my tone, match
Speaker 13: my tone.
Speaker 1: I am matching your tone.
Speaker 2: No can I say?
Speaker 1: Can I? Can I give you something else in this tone?
Speaker 1: Do you mind? If I say something in this tone,
Speaker 1: you're gonna.
Speaker 13: Hear a click and the dog real quick, go ahead.
Speaker 5: I just want to tell you in this tone that
Speaker 5: your friend Vonda Taylor got me to prank phone call you.
Speaker 5: I am nephew Tommy from the Steve Harvey Morning Show.
Speaker 2: In your tone, does have mercy?
Speaker 13: Bonda, Bonda Taylor, Bonda Taylor, tell me put this on
Speaker 13: the radio. On the radio, Bonda. I'm in Jesus name, amen, radio.
Speaker 13: I'm not playing in the game time me. I think
Speaker 13: it's funny, but.
Speaker 1: This is my job here. Listen, everything is fine.
Speaker 13: You haven't known there. I have to tell Jesus give
Speaker 13: me a minute, because you was about to be my
Speaker 13: pressure up. Lord, have mercy. I don't even want to
Speaker 13: hear this, but I will be calling Bonda because I
Speaker 13: have some mercy. Oh Lord, Lord, Lord father, please forgive me.
Speaker 5: Look, you gotta you gotta do this for me in
Speaker 5: my tone, in my tone, tell me in your tone,
Speaker 5: what is the baddest radio show in the land?
Speaker 13: In your tone show.
Speaker 2: In my tone?
Speaker 5: Come on now, first time back. January twenty twenty four.
Speaker 5: Come on now, give me some praise and some prank
Speaker 5: praise up in here.
Speaker 1: I can't get it. Twenty twenty four. What do you
Speaker 1: want to thank you? Thank you?
Speaker 2: Kinganks.
Speaker 5: Yes, new year, New stupid baby. I love it to death.
Speaker 5: I'm getting ready for this weekend. I'm in at the
Speaker 5: Comedy Zone, Jacksonville, Florida. At the Comedy Zone, A couple
Speaker 5: of shows already sold.
Speaker 1: I got a couple of left.
Speaker 5: How many Zone, Jacksonville, Florida. That's Friday Saturday Sunday. The
Speaker 5: Nephew will be there then I'm going to in Atlanta.
Speaker 1: How many zone before?
Speaker 5: Oh?
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, you want to? You want you want to?
Speaker 1: You want to come out this weekend? Huh oh go.
Speaker 1: Nobody there stealing. I ain't stealing there. You stole the
Speaker 1: club date. I was there first, always.
Speaker 2: Your own people.
Speaker 1: So good.
Speaker 5: Oh my gosh, man, be glad when y'all fixed that.
Speaker 1: Madness boy.
Speaker 5: This Friday, Saturday Sunday, The Nephew, Jacksonville, Florida. I am
Speaker 5: at the Comedy Zone, laid in the cut. I'm on
Speaker 5: my way. Let's see what date is at twenty sixth,
Speaker 5: twenty seven, twenty eight.
Speaker 12: Dayton, Ohio. Funny Bone. You've been there too, Funny Bone, Dayton, Ohio. Yeah,
Speaker 12: I've been a funny bone.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 7: And you know what, they stole the name of that
Speaker 7: club because your funny bone is on the back of
Speaker 7: your elbow.
Speaker 1: That from that Ted it's him man.
Speaker 9: Shut agust stealing?
Speaker 5: Okay, all right, let's see if you can top this one.
Speaker 5: And then February the third, I am at the n
Speaker 5: y C Winery n y C. Rhinery Winery, New York City,
Speaker 5: the winery I would beat up for two shows on Saturday.
Speaker 1: You do nowhere already of New York City, don't you?
Speaker 7: Okay, New York I'm coming to town, but warn not
Speaker 7: that you know who find out?
Speaker 1: Oh god in that just won't peach?
Speaker 5: All right?
Speaker 2: All right now, if you here we go. Coming up
Speaker 2: next Strawberry Letter. The subject is new Year, New Me.
Speaker 2: We'll get into it right after this.
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Speaker 10: Thank you, nephew, subject new Year, Knew Me. Dear Stephen Shirley.
Speaker 10: I have been married for eleven years and can honestly
Speaker 10: say that I trusted my wife and loved her unconditionally.
Speaker 10: But now I'm questioning our commitment because she lied and
Speaker 10: withheld information. The week before Christmas, she and her best
Speaker 10: friend went to Orlando to do some Christmas shopping, and
Speaker 10: she transferred thousands of dollars to her personal account, like
Speaker 10: six thousand dollars. But I was cool with it because
Speaker 10: she works hard and she is a great mom. While
Speaker 10: she was gone, I took the kids to Tennessee to
Speaker 10: visit with my parents. My wife and I were both distracted,
Speaker 10: so we didn't talk much during the few days we
Speaker 10: were apart. I told her that I would be back
Speaker 10: in time to pick her up from the airport, but
Speaker 10: she said she would ride with her best friend. When
Speaker 10: I got home, she was lying on the couch, bandaged
Speaker 10: from her boobs to her thighs. She stood up as
Speaker 10: best she could, and our six year old started crying
Speaker 10: over how bad my wife looked. My wife started crying
Speaker 10: and admitted that she had lied about being in Orlando.
Speaker 10: She said she wanted to surprise me with a mommy makeover,
Speaker 10: which is a breast lift and butt injections as well
Speaker 10: as liposuction.
Speaker 2: She was in so much pain she could barely speak.
Speaker 10: I told her I never wanted a big booty wife
Speaker 10: or breast sitting at attention, and it made her cry
Speaker 10: even more. I felt terrible because I was upset that
Speaker 10: she lied and used our savings for that nonsense, just
Speaker 10: so she could look like women like the women on
Speaker 10: social media. My wife was slim and perfect like she was,
Speaker 10: so she did this for herself. She's upset with me
Speaker 10: because I'm not thrilled with the outcome. Should I fake
Speaker 10: the funk with her and pretend to like her new
Speaker 10: body or keep it real? Well, Happy new Year to you.
Speaker 10: Not quite the new year you were expecting, though, you
Speaker 10: know what I just say this. There's always been a
Speaker 10: lot of pressure for women to always look beautiful, to
Speaker 10: stay young, to be in shape, and of course social
Speaker 10: media amplifies that even more women do compare themselves to
Speaker 10: other women.
Speaker 2: All of that. You know, now, was your wife wrong?
Speaker 1: Yes?
Speaker 2: I think so in this instance because she lied to you.
Speaker 10: She took the money without telling you, and what she
Speaker 10: did with is she can't really take it back or
Speaker 10: fit anything. She can't give you a refund or anything,
Speaker 10: but she doesn't want to do that. There should have
Speaker 10: been a discussion beforehand, yes, of course, but she knew
Speaker 10: that you would have never agreed to her having surgery.
Speaker 10: She knew that you said you called it nonsense, but
Speaker 10: to your wife, it was not nonsense. I mean, was
Speaker 10: it selfish? Yes, of course it was selfish. And you're
Speaker 10: right again because she did this for herself and only herself.
Speaker 10: But she she wanted to look good and feel good
Speaker 10: about herself, but she wanted you to like it too.
Speaker 10: I mean, this is a tough one because how do
Speaker 10: you come back with this when every time you look
Speaker 10: at her you're reminded of what she did. She took
Speaker 10: the money and she lied to you. I'm sure part
Speaker 10: of your concern is the fact that she's in so much.
Speaker 2: Pain right now.
Speaker 10: But I got to tell you that'll eventually go away.
Speaker 10: The swelling will go down barring no complications, and she'll
Speaker 10: be fine. Many women have gone through this and they're fine.
Speaker 10: Then you will have to deal with the other issue,
Speaker 10: the fact that you don't like big boobs and booties.
Speaker 10: I say, wait and see. Hopefully you know the surgery
Speaker 10: will be proportioned to her slim physique, as you say,
Speaker 10: but maybe she didn't feel like she was slim. This
Speaker 10: is something she wanted to do for herself. Maybe you'll
Speaker 10: grow to like it because you say you love her unconditionally.
Speaker 7: Steve, Well, we got a little dilimma working in this
Speaker 7: letter right here. I'm gonna try to work through it.
Speaker 7: You know, y'all been married eleven years and you say
Speaker 7: you honestly can say you trusted your wife.
Speaker 1: That's cooling.
Speaker 7: But now you question a commitment because she lied and
Speaker 7: with hell information. Well, that's most people, Dog, that's most people.
Speaker 7: Most people lie, and most people will with whole information.
Speaker 7: I have with Hell many many bits of information in
Speaker 7: my life and will continue to do so. As a
Speaker 7: matter of fact, just to make you feel a little
Speaker 7: bit better, I got some information that I'm gonna take
Speaker 7: to the grave. I already knew it, never gonna share it.
Speaker 7: Ain't no need to be bringing it up personal. That happened,
Speaker 7: It popped off. It was before social media, and I
Speaker 7: thank the Lord for that. We're gonna take this to
Speaker 7: the grave. Sometimes God gives you a blessing. It's wrapped
Speaker 7: up in secretcy it and it is hiding it's not
Speaker 7: true that everything comes to light. God will allow some
Speaker 7: things to stay in the darkness because he'dn forgave you
Speaker 7: for it, and he's just gonna leave it there. Now,
Speaker 7: that's what I'm the beneficiary of, and I think that
Speaker 7: you might have to start to learning at yourself. A
Speaker 7: week before Christmas, she had her best friend went to
Speaker 7: Orlando do some Christmas shopping. She transferred thousands of dollars
Speaker 7: to a personal account, like six k. But I was
Speaker 7: cool with it because she works hard and she's a
Speaker 7: great mom. Now, let's just stop right there. For a moment,
Speaker 7: you thought she just transferred sixth grand and was gonna
Speaker 7: do some Christmas shopping. But you was cool with it
Speaker 7: because she's a great mom and she works really hard. Now,
Speaker 7: while they was gone, you took your kids up to Tennessee.
Speaker 7: You a good father, took kids up Tennessee visit your parents,
Speaker 7: and you and your wife was distracted, so we didn't
Speaker 7: talk much during the next few days.
Speaker 1: Told i'd be home pick up from the airport. She said,
Speaker 1: I sided, I'm a ride home with my friend.
Speaker 7: You got home, she was laying on the couch, boundary
Speaker 7: bandage from her boobs to her thighs. She stood up
Speaker 7: best she could, and the six year old started crying
Speaker 7: because of how bad the wife look. Now, it's where
Speaker 7: we're gonna get into what the lies about. When we
Speaker 7: come back, we'll address the lie that she told and
Speaker 7: the lie that he told.
Speaker 10: All right, we'll have part two of Steve's response coming
Speaker 10: up at twenty three minutes after the hour Strawberry Letters.
Speaker 10: Subject for today new Year Knew Me. We'll get back
Speaker 10: into it right after this. You're listening hard morning show. Allright,
Speaker 10: Come on, Steve, let's recap today's Strawberry letter. The subject
Speaker 10: is new year Knew Me.
Speaker 7: Well, this couple right here. He loves his wife. They
Speaker 7: been married eleven years, very trusting until recently. What happened
Speaker 7: the week before Christmas, her the best friend, went to
Speaker 7: Orlando do some Christmas shop and she transferred thousands of
Speaker 7: dollars like six grand to her account. He said he
Speaker 7: was cool with it because she's a good mom and
Speaker 7: she's hard working, so he didn't really have a problem
Speaker 7: with the six thousand.
Speaker 1: Early on in the letter.
Speaker 7: But then while they were gone, he the kids up
Speaker 7: to Tennessee to see his parents, and he was talking
Speaker 7: about he'd be back pick up from the airport, she said.
Speaker 1: Now she ride home with a friend.
Speaker 7: When you got home to the house, she was laying
Speaker 7: on the solfage bandage from her boobs all the way down.
Speaker 1: To her thighs.
Speaker 7: She stood up the best she could, and the six
Speaker 7: year old started crying because of how bad the wife look.
Speaker 7: Then your wife started crying, and she admitted she lied.
Speaker 7: Here we go now, like I told you before, it's
Speaker 7: two lies told in this letter. He told the line
Speaker 7: she told lie. My wife started crying a minute. She
Speaker 7: lied about being on a Orlando She said she wanted
Speaker 7: to surprise me with a mommy makeover, which is a
Speaker 7: breast lift and butt injections as well as liposuction. Now,
Speaker 7: before we get into this, I want to address the
Speaker 7: word liposuction. I when I first read it, thought they
Speaker 7: said liposuction, which I had to consider myself getting at
Speaker 7: one point in time, I said, they can do something
Speaker 7: with these lips. Let me look into it, lipho suction.
Speaker 7: It's really liposuction. When I read it, I thought it
Speaker 7: was liposuction, and I thought, well, that could be helpful me.
Speaker 1: But then it's really not.
Speaker 7: Because you don't want to take this out your lips,
Speaker 7: because then you'll have what I call white mouth, and
Speaker 7: that's not what I'm after. I don't want to have
Speaker 7: white mouth. Want to keep on having these big fool
Speaker 7: fat juicy know how to make them work.
Speaker 2: Liqud anyone about you, Well, I'll.
Speaker 1: Tell you what. Don't get them put on you be
Speaker 1: this life change in.
Speaker 2: It's life changing.
Speaker 7: Hey, you're looking for me? Okay, anyway, let's get on
Speaker 7: back to that. So she lied about being in Orlando,
Speaker 7: so that means she wasn't in Orlando. And if you
Speaker 7: done got a liposuction, booty implants, and breast implants for
Speaker 7: six thousand, your ass was out the country.
Speaker 1: You can't get ya.
Speaker 7: I'm gonna tell you this right now. You can't get
Speaker 7: all that for six breast, booty and liposuction for six.
Speaker 7: You was in Guatemala or somewhere.
Speaker 1: You was in Nickel Rog or you was somewhere else.
Speaker 7: But she was not in the United States. Not no,
Speaker 7: damn Miami. I'm gonna tell you right now. They ain't
Speaker 7: got that in Miami for six. You got to go
Speaker 7: out of the country, That's what I think. And if
Speaker 7: you do get it for six, it ain't gonna be
Speaker 7: a good one. So she was in so much pain
Speaker 7: she could barely speak. I told her I never wanted
Speaker 7: a big booty wife or breast sitting.
Speaker 1: Up at attention. Now that's a lot.
Speaker 7: That's a damn lie, girl, that she lied about where
Speaker 7: she was. But you come talking about I never want
Speaker 7: a big booty wife or breath sitting up at attention.
Speaker 7: You need to wait the damn bandages come off, because
Speaker 7: this might be the Christmas, the best Christmas your ass
Speaker 7: ever had.
Speaker 1: You need to stop crying.
Speaker 7: You tripping down now, you'd have made her feel worse,
Speaker 7: which made her cry even more. I felt terrible, but
Speaker 7: I was just upset that she lied and used our
Speaker 7: savings for that nonsense. Now let's slow down, bro. Now,
Speaker 7: admittedly I think that couple should talk, especially when somebody
Speaker 7: gonna go under the knife god search, I think you
Speaker 7: really need to talk to your spouse about that because
Speaker 7: so many times these surgeries go wrong, you know, and
Speaker 7: you put your family in jeopardy. That was a huge mistake. Now,
Speaker 7: her intentions was good, though I felt terrible because she
Speaker 7: lied and used our savings for that. My wife was
Speaker 7: slim and perfect the way she was, so she did
Speaker 7: this for herself. She's upset with me because I'm not
Speaker 7: thrilled with the outcome.
Speaker 10: You know.
Speaker 1: Now, let me where is the.
Speaker 7: Part in the letter where she said she could badly walk?
Speaker 7: Where she said what she said in the letter she
Speaker 7: did a mommy makeover.
Speaker 2: She wanted to surprise him with the mommy makeover, which
Speaker 2: is where is that line?
Speaker 1: At? Sure?
Speaker 2: It's right after she started crying and admitted.
Speaker 7: That she said she wanted to surprise me with a
Speaker 7: mommy makeover, which is a breast lift. But injections and
Speaker 7: life o such, all that for six ooh, unless she
Speaker 7: was in line at a day's end, because I know
Speaker 7: they were doing booty injections in Atlanta at the day's end.
Speaker 1: You just stand outside on the porch till it was
Speaker 1: your turn.
Speaker 2: And that person got caught and went to jail, didn't they? Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 2: and all yeah.
Speaker 7: It was six, So you got to be careful about pricing.
Speaker 7: It's hard to get a brand new, cold blooded body
Speaker 7: for six. Most breasted plants is more than six. You
Speaker 7: can get one one for six, but this is about the.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 7: I strongly suggest you get two, though, because that ain't bresting.
Speaker 7: You don't want to do one at a time because
Speaker 7: something to check it. Come on, go back in there
Speaker 7: and get that other way because you now you sitting
Speaker 7: over here looking like a little unicorn.
Speaker 1: Now that ain't good.
Speaker 7: But for you to line say you don't want a
Speaker 7: big booty wife with breast the stand up at attention,
Speaker 7: that's a.
Speaker 10: Damn List your comments on today's letter on Instagram at
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Speaker 1: Not want a gret big booty woman, but I do
Speaker 1: want some booty.
Speaker 10: And check out the Strawberry Letter podcast on the Free
Speaker 10: iHeartRadio app where free never sounded so good. Coming up
Speaker 10: next to is Junior with sports talk for the new Year.
Speaker 1: Right after this.
Speaker 2: You're listening morning show. All right, it is time now
Speaker 2: for Junior.
Speaker 10: And sports talk.
Speaker 2: What you got for the new year? Junior?
Speaker 11: First one, Yeah, first of all, let's just go ahead
Speaker 11: acknowledge that the National Championship game for college is tonight
Speaker 11: in Houston, Washington versus Michigan.
Speaker 9: Two undefeated teams going for the national championship.
Speaker 1: That Michigan, Yes, that's what it is.
Speaker 7: Wild outsing, Yeah, ain't none of that, Michigan, Yeah, Michigan.
Speaker 1: Man.
Speaker 10: So.
Speaker 9: But also there's a very special reason why we want
Speaker 9: to talk to you though.
Speaker 11: Yes, you know, Wildcar Weekend next Saturday, January thirteenth. It's
Speaker 11: gonna be the Browns versus the Texans. It is happening
Speaker 11: any Houston. Somebody gotta go home, and I don't think
Speaker 11: it's gonna be us. See, last time we played, y'all,
Speaker 11: we didn't have c J strapt. I was back, yeah,
Speaker 11: straded back on the ball, you know. So you know,
Speaker 11: y'all just bring the bust of Browns on down here.
Speaker 1: We just sent them on back. We'll send them on
Speaker 1: back fire. Yeah what what what? I'm staying behind my team.
Speaker 1: I got to know.
Speaker 7: Yeah there you ready, Okay, it's gonna be cold when
Speaker 7: we kick y'all behind. I want you to know that,
Speaker 7: to be ready to have your little thermos and we
Speaker 7: underwear on. So, yeah, don't have a crisis, so we
Speaker 7: finish beat the crisis out. Y'all's ass that the brown
Speaker 7: got real physical up in here.
Speaker 11: Now you can say that, y'all like, well, since y'all
Speaker 11: like quarterbacks, they like to touch each other, I'll tell
Speaker 11: you what we were gonna touch.
Speaker 1: Y'all, then that what we're gonna do. Okay, Yeah, that
Speaker 1: we're gonna do, okay, massage that yeh what I like
Speaker 1: to do.
Speaker 7: Yeah, well well well well the massage dode ain't gonna
Speaker 7: be there. We bringing an old ass white boy with it. Yeah,
Speaker 7: that's what we're gonna do.
Speaker 1: Okay, Well that's cool.
Speaker 5: Then.
Speaker 1: I just want you to be ready because it's having sad.
Speaker 9: So I don't know where you at.
Speaker 7: Hey, I'm gonna still be out the country. But let
Speaker 7: me explain something to you. Let me help you understand something.
Speaker 1: Though.
Speaker 7: You better pray for God Almighty that the Browns don't win.
Speaker 7: That's what you better do. You know what, you know,
Speaker 7: you win, you and you know you, you and your
Speaker 7: little ball hair friend. And oh, by the way, you
Speaker 7: need to be ball headed both.
Speaker 1: Y'all. Ads don't need to come to wait.
Speaker 11: See right there, you stole that right there'll.
Speaker 7: Ye again, yeah, just like somebody stole your hairline. Oh yeah, right, we'll.
Speaker 2: Coming up at the hours.
Speaker 1: No, y'all don't want to see yo say it coming
Speaker 1: up in.
Speaker 10: The tap of the hour. A wife be quiet. A
Speaker 10: wife has faked it her entire marriage and needs your advice.
Speaker 1: Steve.
Speaker 2: All right, you're listening Morning show.
Speaker 10: All right, Steve, this is from Dorothy in Essex. Dorothy says,
Speaker 10: I saw on a TV show that a woman had
Speaker 10: four children by her husband, and she said that she
Speaker 10: had never once had an orgasm. I'm sixty eight years
Speaker 10: old and I'm in the same situation. I have three
Speaker 10: grown children and I've faked it in the bedroom for
Speaker 10: almost forty years. I cheated on my husband twice, and
Speaker 10: I had really, really good sex both times, but I
Speaker 10: loved my husband so much that I couldn't leave him.
Speaker 1: Should I come.
Speaker 10: Clean with him and let him know that I've had
Speaker 10: sex that's better than his? Or do I keep it
Speaker 10: to myself and never ever have an orgasm in my life? Wow?
Speaker 1: Ever have an orgasm?
Speaker 2: You got to die after twelve?
Speaker 7: This man what you just told us, Don't you do
Speaker 7: that because it's going to accomplish nothing. It will accomplish nothing.
Speaker 7: It will destroy his feelings for you. Oh, if you
Speaker 7: tell this man because he was, you're going to destroy
Speaker 7: his feelings for you and his ego all that book.
Speaker 1: So when you tell this man that.
Speaker 7: You cheated on him to have great sex and it
Speaker 7: was better than his, but you love him so much
Speaker 7: you couldn't leave him.
Speaker 1: You think that everything you say after that is mute,
Speaker 1: shut this, go to the grain. Then two dudes, you
Speaker 1: had to the grain. Yeah, Now, I don't promote cheating,
Speaker 1: nothing like that. You might have to go back over
Speaker 1: there to get on with them either.
Speaker 2: Yeah, people, she did. She said it was really good
Speaker 2: with them all time.
Speaker 1: Yeah. See me, I ain't telling you what to do.
Speaker 1: It seemed to me like you need to go back
Speaker 1: over there. Or is it too late to.
Speaker 2: Help her husband help her.
Speaker 7: Dog if you ain't figured it out in forty years?
Speaker 1: What I don't understand? What is he doing?
Speaker 14: Apparently nothing, I'm not apparently okay, so so no, okay,
Speaker 14: that's hard.
Speaker 2: We have time for another one. Just status quo. Keep
Speaker 2: things as they are as you were, all right, we
Speaker 2: have time for another one.
Speaker 10: Stephen. This is from Kim in Pasadena. She says, I'm
Speaker 10: a massage therapist and I went too far with one
Speaker 10: of my customers.
Speaker 2: It was my first time with an older man, and
Speaker 2: he was better.
Speaker 10: Than I had expected. We've hooked up a few more times,
Speaker 10: and I think he only wants me for sex. Should
Speaker 10: I tell him that I want more than sex?
Speaker 9: Well with Kim, no.
Speaker 2: Name is better than any name is better than no nation.
Speaker 2: Her name is Kim. What are you talking about? Because
Speaker 2: she's a massage therapist?
Speaker 1: Great question?
Speaker 2: Should she tell him that she wants more than sex.
Speaker 1: From the beginnership?
Speaker 10: This is from Kim and Pasadena. She's a massage therapist.
Speaker 10: I get it, and I went to far one of
Speaker 10: my customers. It was my first time with an older
Speaker 10: man and he was better than I had expected. We
Speaker 10: pucked up a few more times, and I think he
Speaker 10: only wants me for sex. Should I tell him I
Speaker 10: want more than sex? Well?
Speaker 8: Be here.
Speaker 7: You know a lot of times, you know, you ever
Speaker 7: had people call in and say, I'm just I'm asking
Speaker 7: for a friend or friend. You know, this ain't me,
Speaker 7: but a friend of mine got to say so. Like
Speaker 7: I said, Deshaun, listen sometimes man, we were getting into
Speaker 7: the situation like that. And see when you coming to
Speaker 7: Cleveland's wife. So this is what happened to Deshawn's whole career.
Speaker 7: That's why he stayed hurt. He had to stopped getting
Speaker 7: the massage. We got to get the table back up
Speaker 7: in this training room, and we got to be going
Speaker 7: back up in here. So DeShawn get a football career
Speaker 7: back right here.
Speaker 6: Now.
Speaker 1: He trying not to get no massages. Now he stayed hurt.
Speaker 1: Oh my goodness, all this is I can't help her.
Speaker 1: You can tell tell you won't mold. But he probably
Speaker 1: getting more somewhere else too. Well.
Speaker 10: Selling up. In twenty minutes after the hour, we'll have
Speaker 10: more of the Steve Harvey Morning Show right after this
Speaker 10: crazy you're.
Speaker 2: Listening Harvey Morning Show.
Speaker 10: Did you guys hear about this Alaska Airline flight that
Speaker 10: made an emergency landing after an entire panel of the
Speaker 10: plane blew off while the plane was ascending?
Speaker 2: You guys right, this is crazy right.
Speaker 10: It was described as as quote an explosive decompression at
Speaker 10: the window exit. Luckily, though no passengers were sitting in
Speaker 10: the window or the middle seat close to where the
Speaker 10: panel flew off. Passengers video showed the big hole on
Speaker 10: the side of the plane and everyone on board wearing
Speaker 10: an oxygen mask. The plane made an emergency landing and
Speaker 10: no serious injuries were reported. The plane took off from Portland, Oregon,
Speaker 10: headed to Ontario, California. The FAA was has grounded more
Speaker 10: than one hundred and seventy Boeing seven thirty seven Max
Speaker 10: nine aircraft for inspections.
Speaker 1: Wow.
Speaker 7: The people that were sitting in that window. Uh huh
Speaker 7: when that peace flew off right there? Yeah, them people
Speaker 7: right there, they they ain't the same.
Speaker 2: No moment when they came back.
Speaker 1: It was that back part of the plane. I saw
Speaker 1: the pictures, let me tell you. So, Yeah, that's see.
Speaker 1: It ain't the same. They would siting. I'd be hard
Speaker 1: to talk to after that about that.
Speaker 7: Here we're reporting from the Channel eight News. We're here
Speaker 7: with mister Steve Harvey, who was a pastorage on the plane.
Speaker 7: Mister Harvey, can you give us your account of what
Speaker 7: happened there?
Speaker 11: Man?
Speaker 1: I was going to where a lawyer?
Speaker 2: What you're looking for?
Speaker 10: Coming up in thirty three minutes after? We will play
Speaker 10: around and would you rather? Right after this you're listening
Speaker 10: every morning show, it is time now for a round
Speaker 10: of would you rather? Would you rather your wife could
Speaker 10: read your mind? Or would you rather your wife could
Speaker 10: see through walls?
Speaker 14: What?
Speaker 1: Yeah? Would you would? Yeah? That both of them is
Speaker 1: going to be in the marriage.
Speaker 2: But if you had to pick one.
Speaker 1: I probably just don't go with the sea through walls,
Speaker 1: through the wall and not read my mind? All right?
Speaker 10: Would you rather grilled camel steak or pan seared Ostrich bleet.
Speaker 1: I've had camels down and pans see at Ostri. Yeah, man,
Speaker 1: camera is good.
Speaker 7: I'm gonna go with that ostin. Yeah I've had that too.
Speaker 7: If y'all ask this hunger, you're gonna eat all this?
Speaker 1: All right?
Speaker 7: You out on the desert and your camel die. You
Speaker 7: starting what you're gonna do? Are we eating a humph?
Speaker 1: Or we eating the lips the footp Hey man?
Speaker 12: What is that?
Speaker 1: You're eating? Camel?
Speaker 8: Meat?
Speaker 5: Cat?
Speaker 1: Why are you eating that? Because I'm hungry?
Speaker 2: All right?
Speaker 10: Would you rather Denzel Washington in Training Day or Denzel
Speaker 10: in the Equalizer?
Speaker 5: Oh?
Speaker 1: They both cold making both coke? I like equalizing. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I get along better with the Equalizer, Dude, I'm not
Speaker 1: gonna things. I will from.
Speaker 2: All right.
Speaker 10: Would you rather age gracefully or have just one thing,
Speaker 10: one thing on your body altered.
Speaker 2: Gracefully, age gracefully or just go get it sucked out
Speaker 2: or cut out or.
Speaker 1: Yeah whatever, I'm at one thing just alted.
Speaker 2: On my body, that's probably what would that one thing
Speaker 2: to bring.
Speaker 9: My hairline backs off the steven stop.
Speaker 1: Right now?
Speaker 10: What it is?
Speaker 1: Well, right now all I see is heads. Go be
Speaker 1: real with you in front of that age gracefully.
Speaker 2: Okay, stee, are you gonna well? Age Gracefullyard gets something
Speaker 2: done well.
Speaker 1: The braconly.
Speaker 7: I don't want him to cut his hairline off because
Speaker 7: I think I think it's going anyway.
Speaker 1: I only got to do it two more years. He
Speaker 1: ain't even gonna have to get ahead. Cultn't head years?
Speaker 2: All right, last one?
Speaker 1: No, I don't worry about it.
Speaker 2: Okay, tomorrow, all right.
Speaker 8: Thank you.
Speaker 10: That's today's round. Would you rather coming up next? It
Speaker 10: is our last break of the day, and we'll have
Speaker 10: some closing remarks from the one and only we know him,
Speaker 10: we love him, Steve Harvey. Right after this, you're listening.
Speaker 2: Steve Harvey Morning Show. All right, guys, here we are back.
Speaker 2: First closing remarks of the new Year.
Speaker 1: Steve.
Speaker 7: I got a good one for you too, you know,
Speaker 7: because this new Year is just to remind people to
Speaker 7: make sure in twenty twenty four that you live your
Speaker 7: life with a life field of expectations. Start your vision boards,
Speaker 7: start reading your biby, start reading your your scripture, Start
Speaker 7: focusing on the positive. Stop allowing negativity all the time
Speaker 7: to premeate into your space, because it takes up space
Speaker 7: to be negative. It occupies places when you don't want
Speaker 7: it to do. You know, I've really had to work
Speaker 7: on that of late. You know, I've really had to
Speaker 7: work on that myself, of just staying focused. When you
Speaker 7: get surrounded or bombarded with negativity, you have a tendency
Speaker 7: to look at it, to focus on it. Man, You've
Speaker 7: really got to replace those thoughts, because I'm telling you, man,
Speaker 7: you don't have time for that. In twenty twenty four,
Speaker 7: be careful what you allow in your space. Surround yourself
Speaker 7: with positive people. If there's a person in your life
Speaker 7: that's negative, why are you wasting your time with that person?
Speaker 7: You're not going to change them. People have to want
Speaker 7: to change. It's not about you changing people. The person
Speaker 7: that you think requires changing has to see themselves as
Speaker 7: needing change. I can't tell you how many times I've
Speaker 7: wasted trying to help change a person that saw nothing
Speaker 7: about themselves that needed changing. You're wasting your time. It's
Speaker 7: like trying to make an unhappy person happy. You are
Speaker 7: wasting your time. In twenty twenty four, y'all, get focused,
Speaker 7: Get focused on your dream board, get focused on your vision,
Speaker 7: get focused on your goals, and understand that along the
Speaker 7: way of trying to accomplish anything you set out to do.
Speaker 7: That there are going to be trials, there are going
Speaker 7: to be setbacks, There is going to be opposition. Prepare
Speaker 7: yourself for that. That is the way of the world,
Speaker 7: that is the law of the land. That is it, man,
Speaker 7: That is no progress without opposition. Now, sometimes the oppositions
Speaker 7: comes from the most unsuspecting places. Sometimes, man, you're gonna
Speaker 7: get blind sided. But you gotta understand how the devil works. Man,
Speaker 7: the devil is evil. He don't fight fair.
Speaker 1: This thing in life.
Speaker 7: That's not fair what they're saying about me. That's not
Speaker 7: fair what they're doing about me. And it wasn't fair
Speaker 7: how they did Jesus, but they did it anyway. You
Speaker 7: are not going to get away through this thing called
Speaker 7: life without opposition. But let me say this though, be
Speaker 7: careful when you hear something that's laid out to be
Speaker 7: the truth. And because the person that's telling you what
Speaker 7: they say is truth is speaking eloquently, don't be deceived
Speaker 7: by that. There are some people who know how to
Speaker 7: lie so well. They know how to sprinkle in just
Speaker 7: enough truth and wrap it inside. They lives where they
Speaker 7: got you thinking that somebody telling the truth. Beware of
Speaker 7: that people. You can't be righteous and negative at the
Speaker 7: same time. If you are a righteous man, you will
Speaker 7: speak as a righteous person. Righteous people do righteous things.
Speaker 7: Godly people do godly things. If the person you are
Speaker 7: talking to is talking ungodly, stop when they try to
Speaker 7: tell you they are from God and of God, because
Speaker 7: that ain't the truth. Bishop Kenneth Olmer taught me the
Speaker 7: most valuable lesson I learned about people speaking about God.
Speaker 1: You know what he told me.
Speaker 7: He says, Steve, God's voice has no sin in it.
Speaker 7: The voice of God does not have sin in it.
Speaker 7: When you are listening to anybody that's trying to make
Speaker 7: you think that they anti illuminity or they say here.
Speaker 1: To be very careful because God's voice does not have
Speaker 1: sin in it.
Speaker 7: If you are of God speaking from God, you will
Speaker 7: not do anything that's ungodly.
Speaker 1: Period.
Speaker 7: Be careful out there. Take care of yourself. In twenty
Speaker 7: twenty four, wrap yourself around your family. Get on your mission. Men,
Speaker 7: our mission is to protect and provide for our families.
Speaker 7: Get on your mission. Do your job. Women have responsibilities.
Speaker 7: Congratulations to all the single women out there that's holding
Speaker 7: down motherhood. That's such a thankless job. But you've done
Speaker 7: it again, and God that got you through another year. Please,
Speaker 7: women out there with these children, hold your head up.
Speaker 7: You have no idea who you've given birth to. That
Speaker 7: God you serve could have given you the next president.
Speaker 7: You don't know, You have no idea. Stay the course,
Speaker 7: stay positive, stay faithful, and above all else, y'all stay
Speaker 7: prayed up because the devil is busy.
Speaker 1: And if you ain't careful, here have you fighting against yourself.
Speaker 7: I am keenly aware that my God is in control
Speaker 7: and nothing nobody says about you or against you can
Speaker 7: do you any harm if you hold on the God's
Speaker 7: unchanging hand. God is real man. God can help you
Speaker 7: whether any storm in your life. Keep your faith in God,
Speaker 7: not in man, because man is off base. Oftentimes those
Speaker 7: are my closes the remarks today, Happiness New Year to
Speaker 7: everybody out there. It's a cutoff point on the Steve
Speaker 7: Harvey Show. We're gonna stop saying Happy New Year by
Speaker 7: the end of the week. I don't like when people
Speaker 7: off into February saying Happy New Year. So we got
Speaker 7: a few more days of Happy New Year, and then
Speaker 7: we're gonna cut it off.
Speaker 1: Let that be.
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