Speaker 1: Guys. I think it is so cool that so many
Speaker 1: people around the world are listening to our podcast.
Speaker 2: I love it.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I can see where they're from, and there's people
Speaker 3: from Australia, yes, Highland, Germany, Japan, everywhere.
Speaker 4: Yes, you know what.
Speaker 3: I'm always looking for somewhere to stay abroad for free. Okay,
Speaker 3: So if you're listening and you're from there and you
Speaker 3: have a nice place, you know, I'm not very picky.
Speaker 3: Just my own bedroom, a.
Speaker 5: Nice bathroom, if you have a pool.
Speaker 3: Oh, if you're willing to take pictures of me out
Speaker 3: at the pool, maybe a personal chef.
Speaker 1: Again, I'm not picky. We could tell hit me up
Speaker 1: after you list show and it's listening. It's starting right now.
Speaker 6: It's Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning. And over the
Speaker 6: long winter break, our inboxes were getting besieged with emails
Speaker 6: from our listeners and our text board too, everybody demanding
Speaker 6: one thing from us. Brooke, you want to tell them
Speaker 6: what it was?
Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't know us to come back from vacation.
Speaker 6: Yeah, nobody wanted that.
Speaker 1: No, okay, okay, wait, can I guess again?
Speaker 6: No, I thought you knew. I thought you actually read
Speaker 6: the Emailskay.
Speaker 1: You know what I've gone.
Speaker 4: I just kind of.
Speaker 1: Start fresh from day one. Let's go January.
Speaker 6: The thing all our listeners want is audio. First. We
Speaker 6: need to deny am check the text board. Tell me
Speaker 6: I'm wrong, I'm wrong. I check it again. I'm not
Speaker 6: sure if anybody here knows this yet, but our marketing
Speaker 6: budget for the entire show this year is zero.
Speaker 5: I actually heard that.
Speaker 1: That's actually more than last year.
Speaker 6: I mean, I'm serious. They took it all away, and
Speaker 6: there's no money left in radio and all. There's a
Speaker 6: fifty percent possibility actually all of our paychecks are going
Speaker 6: to bounce this week. So understanding that there's no marketing
Speaker 6: budget at all, all of it is now left in
Speaker 6: the hands of myself and producer Boyd. So I feel
Speaker 6: very excited to present all of you our inaugural voyage.
Speaker 6: Are you ready here? It is our pre produced audio
Speaker 6: first intro in three two one.
Speaker 4: Audio.
Speaker 6: That's nice.
Speaker 5: That was the pre produced intro for it.
Speaker 6: Don't have a lot of time because we built this
Speaker 6: segment up so much, but you know how it works.
Speaker 6: We'll play you some audio, giving you zero explanation beforehand.
Speaker 6: We're gonna tell you what it is after you hear
Speaker 6: it in audio first, without further ado.
Speaker 7: Here it is, I.
Speaker 5: Got your sensing the melted deck, New York.
Speaker 4: To see it. This is Jennifer.
Speaker 8: Is it mean now Brook?
Speaker 6: I'm sure you recognize that sound because it's not unfamiliar
Speaker 6: to the Fox household.
Speaker 1: It sounds like my children when they're hungry before dinner.
Speaker 6: That is it's a donkey actually named Donkey, who was
Speaker 6: a TikTok sensation and his owner recorded him going wild
Speaker 6: over his brand new rubber chicken squeak toy that was
Speaker 6: sent to him by one of his fans.
Speaker 1: I would have enjoyed it more if you told me
Speaker 1: that before the clip.
Speaker 6: Yeah, but that's not how it works with audio laughing
Speaker 6: successful audio.
Speaker 1: It's so I don't know why they would take our
Speaker 1: marketing budget.
Speaker 6: Now, let's get into the shock collar question of the day,
Speaker 6: which we unfortunately do not have a budget to create
Speaker 6: a pre produced intro for, so we're just gonna send
Speaker 6: it straight on over to digital. Jake, go ahead, Jake.
Speaker 9: Behind the scenes, there's been a little frustration because for
Speaker 9: the last week Alexis has been doing impersonations or I mean,
Speaker 9: I guess we shouldn't say she's doing them. It's more
Speaker 9: like she's been explaining who famous people are without changing
Speaker 9: her voice whatsoever.
Speaker 1: She puts a yall in there.
Speaker 10: Yeah.
Speaker 7: Yeah, So we're.
Speaker 9: Gonna do a quick tutorial on how impersonations normally work. Like,
Speaker 9: for a female impersonation, uh, you change your voice, talk
Speaker 9: a little higher like this, okay, I think, But for
Speaker 9: a male impression, you tend to talk deeper and more masculine,
Speaker 9: like Brooks speaking voice.
Speaker 6: Does this make sense?
Speaker 5: It's like Brooks talking through you.
Speaker 9: So okay, now that we finished our lesson on basic
Speaker 9: human speech, we're ready for your challenge. Oh my god,
Speaker 9: what is this? It seems someone here wants to mud
Speaker 9: wrestle the spotlight away from Alexis Brooks. Fox has rushed
Speaker 9: the stage like her political idol Kanye West into Taylor
Speaker 9: Swift at the v m AS, and she's stolen the
Speaker 9: microphone and she says, I want this segment to be
Speaker 9: about me right now, Terrible, in a shocking turn of events,
Speaker 9: will be doing a special I'm better than you addition
Speaker 9: of dim personations with brook Brook your first impression will
Speaker 9: be guessed by Alexis. Are you ready?
Speaker 1: Brook?
Speaker 6: She's laughing at the thought of her own impression.
Speaker 8: Brook.
Speaker 9: Your impression starts in three two one go, Hey, what
Speaker 9: do you want of school?
Speaker 4: With Steve?
Speaker 11: Here's this standy DeVito.
Speaker 1: Gosh, what I like to do animated movies?
Speaker 6: Do?
Speaker 1: I just had one and I'm a lizard in that one.
Speaker 12: I'm really old and I don't know what I'm stuposed
Speaker 12: to do. This is actually really good, old wizard, but
Speaker 12: I love to do stand up comedy.
Speaker 1: That's what I'm knowing for time.
Speaker 13: Is up carry That impersonation was Adam Sandler.
Speaker 6: It started with like a really really deep New York
Speaker 6: accident and then it got kind of like Minnesota.
Speaker 5: He was Leo the tie.
Speaker 9: We're on the round two, Jose, you're gonna be guessing
Speaker 9: this impression.
Speaker 5: I'm going to stand up.
Speaker 1: For this, okay, I think, so yeah, let's go.
Speaker 9: Your impersonation starts in three two one go.
Speaker 1: So that's not it.
Speaker 4: That's what.
Speaker 11: I'm so beautiful and I have big bosoms and.
Speaker 1: I actually speak Spanish fluently. I play a gift, but
Speaker 1: I'm very smart.
Speaker 14: And yes, that's the one.
Speaker 6: I thought that was a book Fox impression.
Speaker 13: A Spanish No, that was really sorry, tremendous work Jose.
Speaker 13: That impersonation was Sophia Vergara. Jose, you're safe from getting shocked,
Speaker 13: works Jeffery. You're either going to join Alexis and getting
Speaker 13: shocked or Jose being safe. If you get this right,
Speaker 13: here's your impersonation from brook Here we go. You started
Speaker 13: three to one, go my hell all.
Speaker 1: The time, and they're safe on the plane. I'm a badly.
Speaker 4: Plan.
Speaker 1: I get it.
Speaker 6: It's either Macaulay Culkin from home alone fe or don
Speaker 6: Cheedle from a hotel Rwanda. I just want to hear
Speaker 6: more take care.
Speaker 1: Of the snakes. I don't remember what else he does.
Speaker 9: Sorry, the time's up. I can't take don Cheedle from
Speaker 9: hotel Rwanda things. That's very incorrect. That impersonation was Samuel L.
Speaker 6: Jackson.
Speaker 9: Yes, Jeffery's getting shocked, Alexi is getting shocked. Cose, you're safe.
Speaker 9: That was dim personations Brooks.
Speaker 14: Wow was into it.
Speaker 6: I was screaming for the early morning there. But Alexis
Speaker 6: and I are going to be getting shocked. And somebody
Speaker 6: wanted to hear happy by Pharrell.
Speaker 15: Because I'm happy if you because that's your shot.
Speaker 7: Collar freaking Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 6: Talking to my co host about their weekend is a
Speaker 6: lot like Goldilocks and the Three Bears. Okay, Jose's recap
Speaker 6: is way too hot, breaking down every activity, re enacting
Speaker 6: pretty much every conversation that he has.
Speaker 1: Oh, you don't mention the food pictures. He has to
Speaker 1: go through to.
Speaker 6: Alexis's recap way too cold. She can barely remember anything
Speaker 6: she did in the last forty eight hours. It usually
Speaker 6: takes her a while.
Speaker 1: It always starts with the white clause.
Speaker 6: Yeah, and Brooks recap is way too right. Wait a minute,
Speaker 6: far right. I wouldn't say that, but some people I
Speaker 6: just want to get to, like a normal, regular sized
Speaker 6: amount of details from our conversation. Is that too much
Speaker 6: to ask? Or am I about to get mauled by
Speaker 6: a bunch of bears again? We're gonna fight. We'll find
Speaker 6: out that's my typical weekend. You'll find out in a
Speaker 6: brand new edition of What's on Your Mind that's coming up.
Speaker 6: Always remember your life is not a fairy tale.
Speaker 1: Forget Jeff, did.
Speaker 6: You lose your shoe at midnight? You're just drunk? Okay, ply,
Speaker 6: and this segment's no fairy tale either. It's just brutally
Speaker 6: honest truth. During a brand new edition of What's on
Speaker 6: Your Mind. We're gonna start things off with brook Brook
Speaker 6: what's on your mind?
Speaker 4: Well, what.
Speaker 11: I may have or my husband may have opened some
Speaker 11: mail that could or could not be maybe four new
Speaker 11: traffic violation?
Speaker 6: What four of them?
Speaker 5: Did you say? Four new traffic violations?
Speaker 1: It's the bridge, Okay, listen.
Speaker 6: The bridge's fault is an issue for me.
Speaker 11: It has been for a long time, and some people
Speaker 11: like to I'm really slow, like the speed limit. So
Speaker 11: I when I come in in the morning, there's this
Speaker 11: whole open lane.
Speaker 1: And sure it may say bus only, but I don't
Speaker 1: see any buses. I see no busy.
Speaker 4: I did not know that.
Speaker 6: Warning.
Speaker 1: I got a couple of photographs of me in my car.
Speaker 1: All right.
Speaker 11: I would like, though, to thank the warning system because
Speaker 11: there are four warnings that I just got.
Speaker 5: I don't know.
Speaker 11: Maybe they just put the camera in and so they're
Speaker 11: letting people know that the camera is there. Yeah, so
Speaker 11: I think it's a victory. My husband still thinks it's
Speaker 11: breaking a rule. I tried to remind him that nobody
Speaker 11: in history gets remembered for following rules.
Speaker 4: You know.
Speaker 6: Yeah, So if you're listening right now, the traffic claws.
Speaker 6: Don't apply for your first forefails.
Speaker 1: I'll be your warning to your warning.
Speaker 6: Oh wow, thank you for your non sacrifice.
Speaker 1: May be late to work because I'm able to use
Speaker 1: that late.
Speaker 10: Well.
Speaker 14: Over the weekend, I ordered some delivery food and I
Speaker 14: got a really interesting message from the driver.
Speaker 5: While they were on the way.
Speaker 14: Oh okay, so someone named Dakota and they don't have
Speaker 14: a profile picture. Okay, but the message and it said, hello,
Speaker 14: may I please have one dollar or maybe five dollars
Speaker 14: for fuel?
Speaker 5: I apologize to ask, oh okay.
Speaker 14: Immediately I'm like, well, of course, Like I remember, I
Speaker 14: sid to borrow money from people all the time.
Speaker 5: You when I first worked here.
Speaker 1: What do you do? Tip through the app?
Speaker 4: Then?
Speaker 5: And then well that's what I told them I was
Speaker 5: gonna do.
Speaker 6: But here's what happens.
Speaker 5: The order takes really long, but eventually.
Speaker 1: Because they got to get gased, eventually.
Speaker 5: Yeah, it was sketchy.
Speaker 14: They get there, I get a message it says that
Speaker 14: they're at my apartment. So I go downstairs and I
Speaker 14: see the food on the counter and I run outside immediately,
Speaker 14: and I see that there's a guy outside looking at
Speaker 14: his phone, and so I'm like, hey, brother, here go
Speaker 14: get some gas, and I gave him an I give
Speaker 14: him the twenty dollars bill.
Speaker 1: Okay.
Speaker 6: So he looks shocked and he said, wow, thank you,
Speaker 6: deed done. Yeah, and then I start to think.
Speaker 14: And I go, wait a minute, I never asked about
Speaker 14: the person. Was Dakotah Yeah, And then I look at
Speaker 14: the end. There's no picture of a Dakota. So at
Speaker 14: this point I think I ran outside.
Speaker 5: And gave some It's a random kid with a phone
Speaker 5: and was like hanging up with some dad's on your
Speaker 5: tank and I ran away and they were like wow,
Speaker 5: really well, he looked shocked. He was like, wow, thank you.
Speaker 6: Okay, so you were that person.
Speaker 1: You're welcome.
Speaker 5: You're welcome by filter tank or half of it.
Speaker 1: And you're gonna get a really bad review from.
Speaker 14: You, promised to tip.
Speaker 6: Oh my god, alexis what's been on your mind?
Speaker 4: Well?
Speaker 3: So I took my roommate's car to work today, and
Speaker 3: over the weekend I biked everywhere I needed to go,
Speaker 3: and last week I got rides to work every day.
Speaker 2: At the end of the week, no one for noticing.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I may have accidentally totaled my car. Yeah my car.
Speaker 11: You can pass around yeah, I wanted it to be
Speaker 11: the rear end, so it wasn't your I.
Speaker 3: May have rerended someone badly, but everyone's okay, everyone's okayls
Speaker 3: right short.
Speaker 1: I am going to get a check though for the damage.
Speaker 3: That's good and honestly, like I had more damage beforehand also,
Speaker 3: so I think it's kind of a win because I'll
Speaker 3: make more this way than Sey.
Speaker 6: Yes, because yeah, that's how that works.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but they don't know the.
Speaker 3: Crack of thewent shield already there, the door dens already there.
Speaker 11: They know, I mean, when it's all rusted, they know
Speaker 11: that it's been there.
Speaker 1: I don't think so.
Speaker 3: Okay, Well, I haven't got the check yet, but I'm
Speaker 3: sure it'll be decent.
Speaker 6: I small, and hopefully no one at the insurance company
Speaker 6: listens to our show.
Speaker 1: I mean, yeah, all those happened very fresh.
Speaker 4: Mind.
Speaker 6: The other day we did a segment on the show
Speaker 6: about the one who got away. Oh, yes, I told
Speaker 6: our producer, I don't really have that. But then I
Speaker 6: thought about it more and I remembered, there actually is somebody.
Speaker 1: Wait, you forgot about the one that got away.
Speaker 6: It was a long time ago, when I was growing
Speaker 6: up in La A young and confused man walking the
Speaker 6: streets of Hollywood. I was convinced at the time, no joke,
Speaker 6: that I was destined to meet and fall in love
Speaker 6: with Hillary Duff. For sure, that was going to happen,
Speaker 6: And I didn't think it was crazy because I used
Speaker 6: to hang out at the shopping center where all the
Speaker 6: celebrities and the stars and their families would go to hand.
Speaker 2: So you'd like follow the paparazzi photos and see where
Speaker 2: Hillary Duff was last.
Speaker 6: No, I mean I would just be there. I would
Speaker 6: hang out there anyway, and I thought for sure we
Speaker 6: would meet randomly at the cold Stone Creamery, of course,
Speaker 6: and she would walk in. We'd make eye contacts from across,
Speaker 6: like the ice cream bar.
Speaker 5: Get diamonds on your toppings too.
Speaker 6: I would. I would say something smooth when she was
Speaker 6: standing in line behind me, like soon you're doing waffle conear,
Speaker 6: and then instantly in love with you.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I bet you were a Duff magnet.
Speaker 6: I would have been, and then we would have like
Speaker 6: split a scoop of French vanilla, gone lick for lick
Speaker 6: on that, and then just falling in love right there.
Speaker 6: But she never came into that cold Stone, So Hillary
Speaker 6: Duff is my one who got away?
Speaker 1: That was a beautiful story. Yeah, I'm close to tears
Speaker 1: right now.
Speaker 6: Well, look, if you guys want to get her on
Speaker 6: the phone for my birthday and surprise me with her,
Speaker 6: but it's never too late for true love.
Speaker 1: I got a fire on cameo.
Speaker 6: Oh yeah, all right, surprise me with it. I'll act
Speaker 6: like I totally didn't see it. Comes on my birthday.
Speaker 5: Jeff are you the weird guy from Coldstone? When younger?
Speaker 6: I'll never tell that was What's on your mind? Seven
Speaker 6: eight five nine two. Tell us what's been on yours?
Speaker 6: It's Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 7: Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning.
Speaker 6: Textboart's blowing up at seventy five nine two with people
Speaker 6: telling us what's been on their minds. But this one says, well, Hello, Brook, Jeffrey,
Speaker 6: Jose and Alexis. My name is Kayla. What's on my mind?
Speaker 6: Is my boyfriend? Popped the question randomly and totally unexpected context.
Speaker 6: We've been together for five years, okay, okay, and I
Speaker 6: said no, she says Brook. Since you're the only married
Speaker 6: lady on the show, when did you know when it's
Speaker 6: the right time to say yes.
Speaker 1: If your instinct is no, don't go through it.
Speaker 9: Yeah at all.
Speaker 1: You saw it was too small, That's what it was.
Speaker 6: Another text says if I hadn't ever heard Jose say hello,
Speaker 6: it's Laser Stories, I never would have known what was
Speaker 6: said at the beginning of the Laser Stories intro.
Speaker 4: Thank you.
Speaker 6: This has been bugging me.
Speaker 5: That's the only thing that our executive producers are our show.
Speaker 6: It's our producer. He's doing it in a terrible British accent,
Speaker 6: saying hello, Laser Stories.
Speaker 1: Has no one been able to hear what he says
Speaker 1: this entire time?
Speaker 5: You're saying hello, it's Laser Story.
Speaker 6: It's exceptionally bad British accent testing.
Speaker 4: Did you know that?
Speaker 1: I don't know what we say?
Speaker 6: And we got one more text It.
Speaker 1: Says, not good, Brandy, it's really bad.
Speaker 6: That's our whole show.
Speaker 7: Though.
Speaker 6: One more says I hope my question makes it on
Speaker 6: the show, and then there's no question.
Speaker 5: Oh, it was probably the previous message. You get it.
Speaker 4: Oh, No, I didn't.
Speaker 6: I didn't put numbers together. Maybe that was it. Anyway,
Speaker 6: keep her text coming in seven, eight, five nine too,
Speaker 6: We're gonna do Laser Stories.
Speaker 1: Hello, it's laser Stories.
Speaker 6: It's coming up right after this. Laser Stories coming up
Speaker 6: in just a second. It's Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 6: Make sure you follow us by the way at Broken
Speaker 6: Jeffrey on Instagram, YouTube, TikTok, Facebook.
Speaker 1: God, you can see your new studio. It's so pretty.
Speaker 4: Yeah. Nice.
Speaker 6: But there was a survey done recently of eight hundred
Speaker 6: managers and executives in the US. Almost forty percent of
Speaker 6: them admit they've avoided hiring recent college graduates in favor
Speaker 6: of older employees instead.
Speaker 2: Really work the other way, they say, because gen zers
Speaker 2: just aren't prepared for real life.
Speaker 11: In fact, what what recently graduated college students has ever
Speaker 11: been prepared for real life?
Speaker 5: No matter what generation.
Speaker 6: One in five employers say they've had a recent college
Speaker 6: graduate bring a parent along with them to the job interview.
Speaker 6: They're just waiting out in the lobby for them to
Speaker 6: be finished so they can give them a hug and say, honey,
Speaker 6: you did so good. They totally nailed it. Now get
Speaker 6: a job and get out of my freaking house.
Speaker 1: Can you take me to lunch?
Speaker 6: Because I just over half of employers said gen zers
Speaker 6: struggle with eye contact during their interviews.
Speaker 1: Yeah, their friends.
Speaker 14: Yeah, obvious looking down at the floor right now.
Speaker 6: Others have asked for unreasonable compets during the interview.
Speaker 2: For sure, it doesn't everyone make two hundred K after college.
Speaker 1: I mean I thought that's what my professor told me.
Speaker 5: Now that seller sounds good. Can I get that all
Speaker 5: in a signing bonus?
Speaker 7: Yeah?
Speaker 6: Most dress inappropriately for work? Well, I mean the mid
Speaker 6: drift they use inappropriate language.
Speaker 1: Management needs to change.
Speaker 3: Not yet, you.
Speaker 6: Should hire me because of my riz. And finally, sixty
Speaker 6: employers say new college grads come off as entitled and
Speaker 6: get super offended way too easily.
Speaker 1: Come on, give them a break. You know they're young.
Speaker 1: They don't know.
Speaker 6: I just hope that they're not listening to Laser Stories,
Speaker 6: which is guaranteed to offend the gen zs. It's coming
Speaker 6: up right after this. It's the radio segment that's taking
Speaker 6: the awkwardness out of One night Stands with a new
Speaker 6: product called Eat a Sheet edible bed sheets for the
Speaker 6: rando who spends the night at your place.
Speaker 1: I don't really get it now.
Speaker 6: It comes in three flavors, nacho cheese, tapioca, and buttermilk ranch.
Speaker 6: Wake up in the morning and eat a sheet with
Speaker 6: that special someone.
Speaker 1: Sorry, can't leave it.
Speaker 14: I'm still working on You started that corner, I'll start
Speaker 14: at this one.
Speaker 6: We'll meet in the middle last night. It sounds almost
Speaker 6: as delicious as laser Stories, the segment where we read
Speaker 6: weird news stories around the globe, just like everyone else does,
Speaker 6: except we've got a laser and those other mattress munchers
Speaker 6: just don't. This first laser story is out of winter Park, Florida.
Speaker 6: Forty one year olds Paul Kuriak recently stepped into his
Speaker 6: favorite Dunkin Donuts store when the call of nature hit.
Speaker 1: Well, coffee will do that to you, yep, So.
Speaker 6: He stepped into the bathroom real quick, and then the
Speaker 6: unthinkable happened. As he was on the toilet. It exploded
Speaker 6: a talking the toilet blew up him and the restroom
Speaker 6: in well, yeah, exactly what you would think.
Speaker 5: Oh my god, what and why?
Speaker 6: Paul sat there in shock for a couple of seconds,
Speaker 6: and then with urine debris and worse all over him,
Speaker 6: he bravely walked out of the restroom.
Speaker 1: What to order his doughnut and coffee.
Speaker 14: Imagine seeing that guy walk out of the bathroom being like, oh,
Speaker 14: do not order food?
Speaker 6: He could go in there, and he found the store's
Speaker 6: manager and asked for help, but according to Paul, he
Speaker 6: was brushed off. They quickly apologized, and then they let
Speaker 6: him know they were aware of the quote problem with
Speaker 6: the toilets, as it had happened before.
Speaker 2: What wait it that wasn't the first time the Duncan's
Speaker 2: toilet had exploded.
Speaker 6: Okay, So Paul has now filed a lawsuit seeking more
Speaker 6: than one hundred thousand dollars in damages because he says
Speaker 6: he suffered severe and long term injuries due to the incident,
Speaker 6: and more than that, he's required mental health care and
Speaker 6: counseling just so that he can be brave enough to
Speaker 6: use a public restroom again.
Speaker 2: He's never gonna go to a Duncan every again. I mean,
Speaker 2: one hundred thousand dollars. Honestly sounds pretty low to me.
Speaker 2: It sounds like he legit.
Speaker 1: Just needs some help.
Speaker 6: You you don't think it sounds legit.
Speaker 1: No, I think it does. Like it sounds legit to me.
Speaker 6: I don't know. I mean, the case is in court
Speaker 6: and a retfer. Duncan has not publicly responded to the suit.
Speaker 6: As for the toilet, word is it's still not working.
Speaker 1: Probably, but did they finally put it sign.
Speaker 6: They put an out of order sign up on the door,
Speaker 6: so it's not like they've done nothing. It's next to.
Speaker 5: That should feel like a little bomb symbol.
Speaker 1: Enter at your own risk crime scene.
Speaker 6: This next Lazer story is out of secret Sarah Ammony.
Speaker 1: Central, and we getn't know about it.
Speaker 6: Wedding venues are crazy expensive, so I'm surprised we don't
Speaker 6: see this kind of thing more. Maybe it's a new
Speaker 6: trend and we will start seeing more of it. But
Speaker 6: a coffee shop in Indianapolis called Mansion Society is in
Speaker 6: the news today after a couple held a pop up
Speaker 6: wedding there and did not ask permission.
Speaker 1: What well, they just did it.
Speaker 6: They just showed up with thirty guests, didn't say anything,
Speaker 6: and started the ceremony in one corner of the store.
Speaker 5: It's kind of cool.
Speaker 2: Don't have any extra help and you're not putting up
Speaker 2: any decorations.
Speaker 1: I guess they.
Speaker 6: Had efficient there and their photographer told a barista to
Speaker 6: wait five minutes when they asked them to please stop
Speaker 6: blocking the door.
Speaker 1: No, ok, hold on, they haven't just wait.
Speaker 5: For him to kiss the bride.
Speaker 6: The owners who normally charged five hundred dollars for private events.
Speaker 6: There say they didn't stop it from happening because footage
Speaker 6: of them interrupting a wedding could go viral and the
Speaker 6: internet might cancel them.
Speaker 1: That's a good point, so we can do whatever we
Speaker 1: want now.
Speaker 2: I mean, the five hundred dollars for a wedding venue
Speaker 2: is not like, yeah, like.
Speaker 5: Fifty thousand dollars.
Speaker 6: Well, later, the coffee shop posted a video of it happening,
Speaker 6: after initially deciding not to they didn't want to shame
Speaker 6: the couple online, but eventually opted to post the footage
Speaker 6: after the bride and groom refused to admit that they
Speaker 6: had done anything wrong.
Speaker 2: Money, man, I mean they shut down the store, right,
Speaker 2: they blocked the entrance.
Speaker 1: Give them like a hundred bucks and everybody buy a coffee?
Speaker 5: Ye anyway, everybody.
Speaker 6: Once the comments started rolling in, the bride was shamed
Speaker 6: for not paying, and she offered two hundred dollars for.
Speaker 1: Now we're negotiating. I think we're too late for that.
Speaker 6: When they asked her for the full amount, she called
Speaker 6: it unreasonable. So now people online are debating whether a
Speaker 6: sudden pop up wedding like this is really a big
Speaker 6: deal or not because the whole thing only lasted twenty minutes.
Speaker 1: Oh that's it. Okay, what do they.
Speaker 5: Should go back?
Speaker 8: And?
Speaker 5: You know, a pop up divorce.
Speaker 2: I bet they didn't tell their guests of either. I
Speaker 2: bet the guests were like, wait, yeah, I have no idea.
Speaker 6: The stories out of emoji lands. A recent poll of
Speaker 6: one thousand employees asked them to name the most inappropriate
Speaker 6: emojis to use at work? Can you guess what number
Speaker 6: one is? Anybody?
Speaker 5: Egg plan? Probably a plan?
Speaker 6: Come on, Well, how you answer might depend on your age,
Speaker 6: because for gen Z, it's the peach emoji, the one
Speaker 6: that looks.
Speaker 8: Like a butt.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I too.
Speaker 6: For millennial age people, it's the beer mug emoji. Is
Speaker 6: inappropriate for work, inappropriate to be sharing around at work.
Speaker 1: Wouldn't you just say it like happy hour beer emoji?
Speaker 4: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Yeah, no, okay, you.
Speaker 6: Want to get fired, go ahead. Gen Z people, it's
Speaker 6: the egg plant.
Speaker 2: Oh wait, the first people were gen X. I always
Speaker 2: get these mixed up.
Speaker 6: Gen Z is peach egg plant, Millennials are beer mug
Speaker 6: gen X, okay, okay, and then baby boomers think the
Speaker 6: middle finger emoji is the most unprofessional one that.
Speaker 1: Just means I was number one in sales. Number one
Speaker 1: sign is that true.
Speaker 6: Baby boomers think that the middle finger emoji is most unprofessional.
Speaker 1: Bro, No, let's send them to my mom. Look, okay.
Speaker 6: The top answers for men and women were also different.
Speaker 6: Women think the peach and egg plant emojis are the
Speaker 6: most unprofessional. Men say the beer mug and kissing mark
Speaker 6: emoji should not be allowed at work because.
Speaker 1: The men aren't getting sent the egg plant the peach emoji.
Speaker 1: Yeah you know.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 6: The one that got the most votes overall was the
Speaker 6: beer mug. So I guess talking about getting drunk at
Speaker 6: work is still consider taboo.
Speaker 5: But we can send like the red bite lip emoji.
Speaker 2: I guess bottles fine, the wine glass spy like the
Speaker 2: smoke like the smoke puff.
Speaker 6: Is okay, Yeah, I'll just make a class. That's what
Speaker 6: you gotta do it. But that's why this guy never
Speaker 6: sends emojis. He just draws a big phallic symbol on
Speaker 6: every work note that he sends around the office, no
Speaker 6: subtlety whatsoever. That means Laser Stories has come to an
Speaker 6: end for the day. We'll do it again, same time.
Speaker 7: Friday Freaking Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 6: If you ever get dumped, what happens usually is your
Speaker 6: ex instantly becomes enemy number one for every person close
Speaker 6: to you in your life.
Speaker 5: Yeah yeah, and your.
Speaker 6: Entire family is mad at them.
Speaker 2: I still hate my girlfriend's boyfriends from twenty years ago.
Speaker 5: Moved on with families.
Speaker 6: What good friends do they never forget your friends talk
Speaker 6: trash about them online incessantly. Even your barista vows to
Speaker 6: never make their coffee order right ever again. Well, we
Speaker 6: want to help you take that pettiness one step further
Speaker 6: by coming onto our show and sharing that betrayal story
Speaker 6: right here on our show. Because we promised to be
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Speaker 3: I mean, I was gonna go with like slash tires
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Speaker 1: Look in nine months Yeah, that's.
Speaker 10: Coming out sneaky husbands, two timing lives, lived boyfriends and
Speaker 10: even worse girlfriends. They thought they could get away with it,
Speaker 10: but now they're about to get busted.
Speaker 6: You know, two can Sam always says, follow your nose
Speaker 6: wherever it goes.
Speaker 1: Sure, but what.
Speaker 6: If your nose leads you into a Craigslist casual encounter
Speaker 6: with someone who's not your significant other?
Speaker 5: Significently?
Speaker 1: I don't know.
Speaker 11: Sam always seems sketchy to me, so that makes sense.
Speaker 11: That checks out all the Cereal mascots.
Speaker 5: Is that steam leading him into a jungle?
Speaker 4: Yeah?
Speaker 6: I don't know how many relationships have been destroyed by
Speaker 6: too can Sam and his reckless, self indulgent advice. Wow,
Speaker 6: we're gonna hear about at least a few of them
Speaker 6: right here and bust it. We got some listeners ready
Speaker 6: to share how they caught their exes dipping their spoons
Speaker 6: into someone else's fruit loops. We're gonna start things off
Speaker 6: with Rebecca, tell us how you busted your significant other.
Speaker 16: I was dating a guy for a while and when
Speaker 16: we hung out at his place, it was always on
Speaker 16: a weekend.
Speaker 2: Okay, okay, easier, Ben, Yeah, that's usually when people hang
Speaker 2: out mostly.
Speaker 16: Sure, well, I mean we still spend time together during
Speaker 16: the week, but he always made excuses if I wanted
Speaker 16: to go over to his place on weekdays, and Monday
Speaker 16: to Friday was never ago.
Speaker 1: Some red flags popping up.
Speaker 16: So then one weekend, my friends and I decided to
Speaker 16: do a little staycation and book an Airbnb for a
Speaker 16: birthday party. And that when I see his house on
Speaker 16: the site on Airbnb.
Speaker 1: What, Yes, so he rents it out sometimes.
Speaker 16: I contact the person on the listing and find out
Speaker 16: that it was not my boyfriend's place every weekend for you, Yes,
Speaker 16: renting it on weekends.
Speaker 1: Oh God, like ID be mad, but also like really flatterer.
Speaker 1: What does this have to do with cheating though?
Speaker 16: Oh yeah, well it turns out he actually owns a
Speaker 16: different house with his wife and kids.
Speaker 6: Again yeah okay, all right, well okay, well that turned
Speaker 6: out bad. Sorry, Rebecca. Let's go to Jack. Tell us
Speaker 6: how you busted your significant other.
Speaker 17: Okay, So, yeah, I started dating this girl and the
Speaker 17: relationship is kind of like new and we were like
Speaker 17: three months in. Her birthday rolled around, so, I mean,
Speaker 17: we both love music, and for a birthday, I got
Speaker 17: a pair of concert tickets to favorite fans. I will
Speaker 17: say which to avoid judgment, because that's not what the
Speaker 17: issue is here.
Speaker 1: Wait a minute, give me some Darius Rucker.
Speaker 6: That's why he didn't want to say anything, but you
Speaker 6: get it objectively. Concert tickets to any band is a
Speaker 6: great birthday for sure.
Speaker 17: I love an experienced gift, you know. But she ended
Speaker 17: up not taking me, which is fine, but one of
Speaker 17: you take the person who gives you the gift, right,
Speaker 17: the person that goes.
Speaker 6: With you to the concert.
Speaker 1: She take her best friend or something.
Speaker 17: Well, she asked me if I could d D for
Speaker 17: her and her friend.
Speaker 2: Oh we go, So you're still yeah, that's a really
Speaker 2: nice gift.
Speaker 4: Why not.
Speaker 17: I'll be the chauffeur too, No problem, okay, But then surprise, surprise,
Speaker 17: to go pick up the buddy and it ends up
Speaker 17: being her ex. And she told me that it was
Speaker 17: their band that they love together, so it only made
Speaker 17: sense that she would take him. So I'm driving her
Speaker 17: and her ex to this concert.
Speaker 6: That I I mean, it's her birthday. Birthday. Girl gets
Speaker 6: what she wants.
Speaker 1: If you looked up audacity in the.
Speaker 6: Wow jack You're a good guy to guy.
Speaker 7: Door.
Speaker 2: Matt Jackson's married for ten years.
Speaker 6: Yeah, we have time for one more. Let's go to Leanne.
Speaker 6: Tell us how you busted your significant other.
Speaker 18: Well, I wake up one day to the police knocking
Speaker 18: it my door.
Speaker 1: The tear away pants.
Speaker 18: Oh no, so my boyfriend was over and there's these
Speaker 18: two officers. But one of the officers ends up handcuffing
Speaker 18: my boyfriend and taking him away in the police car.
Speaker 18: And they really wouldn't tell me anything. So the whole
Speaker 18: thing was really puzzling.
Speaker 19: But then on the next day they bring them back,
Speaker 19: same officer, right, bring that good boyfriend back.
Speaker 1: They deliver them.
Speaker 5: It's like we're just putting them back where we found him.
Speaker 8: Have a good day.
Speaker 6: They're done questioning him or something like that.
Speaker 18: Or maybe maybe somebody bailed him out. I don't know.
Speaker 20: I'm like, what's going on?
Speaker 19: So I'm asking my boyfriend and he's like just refusing
Speaker 19: to tell me what's going on.
Speaker 1: Yeah, so what was it?
Speaker 6: Legally, sometimes you can't talk about ongoing not to defend
Speaker 6: your but go ahead.
Speaker 18: Yeah, well no, that's what he said. He said that
Speaker 18: he wasn't legally allowed to discuss the quote case. Apparently
Speaker 18: there was this like ongoing investigation. I'm saying quotes, but
Speaker 18: because this is what I was told.
Speaker 2: Okay, yeah, it's still so weird that they brought him back, right.
Speaker 18: It was so Then get this.
Speaker 19: The same officer comes back like a few days later and.
Speaker 18: Wants to speak with my boyfriend again. So I'm like,
Speaker 18: this time, I'm gonna, you know, eavesdrop while I'm looking
Speaker 18: out the.
Speaker 19: Window, and there they are my boyfriend and this police
Speaker 19: officer kissing.
Speaker 14: No, no, my god, they run him back and they
Speaker 14: kissed him.
Speaker 6: This is the worst police department. Have you never been
Speaker 6: arrested before? That's what they do. Like the whole thing.
Speaker 19: They pulled it over on me.
Speaker 1: Oh my god.
Speaker 5: It was a fun police office.
Speaker 6: So the thing was just an elaborate scheme.
Speaker 11: Oh, it's probably like their fantasy. They're like living out
Speaker 11: their fantasy.
Speaker 6: She'll the copy and the police car and the handcuffs.
Speaker 6: I mean, I'm kind of impressed.
Speaker 1: You're turned on, aren't you getting there?
Speaker 6: I mean, Leanne, I'm very sorry for you, but low key.
Speaker 1: Yes, sorry, I'm sorry for you. With a huge smile
Speaker 1: on their face.
Speaker 6: Oh wow, that was that was a great addition.
Speaker 1: You guys take yourselves out.
Speaker 6: Oh I can't stop smiling now. Text in seventy five
Speaker 6: nine too. If you have a funny story about how
Speaker 6: you caught your ex cheating, you could be on the
Speaker 6: next edition of Busted. We got your Phones out coming
Speaker 6: up right after this.
Speaker 7: Freaking Jeffrey in the Morning.
Speaker 6: Today, we call a woman who's been applying for reality
Speaker 6: shows for over fifteen years. Oh okay, she's never made it,
Speaker 6: oh girl, And nobody gives her a harder time about
Speaker 6: that than her own sister, of course. Oh that is
Speaker 6: a sister's I mean, it's not my role to judge
Speaker 6: if it's cruel or not for what she did to
Speaker 6: set her up for this. But her sister made a
Speaker 6: fake Gmail account claiming that she's a producer for a
Speaker 6: big Hollywood show and wanted to get in touch about
Speaker 6: a possible appearance in an upcoming series. Man, so the
Speaker 6: hook's already been baited. All that's left is to see
Speaker 6: what happens in your phone. Tap right now? Oh, Hi,
Speaker 6: this is Flint Douche from TV Productions. Is this Chelsea?
Speaker 7: Oh my god?
Speaker 16: Hi?
Speaker 4: Hi?
Speaker 6: Could I just say the producers here were so impressed
Speaker 6: by your video application and the write up that you
Speaker 6: sent in amazing really yeah, And it says here. Used
Speaker 6: to be a.
Speaker 16: Model, Yes, absolutely, based model.
Speaker 21: I mean it was a little bit while ago, but
Speaker 21: I'm really excited.
Speaker 6: Actually, I used to be a model too. Huh, you're
Speaker 6: back in my day. You may have seen me in
Speaker 6: the jaz P catalog. I was the teen and the
Speaker 6: spider Man underws that we're way too tight. I made
Speaker 6: a meme about me, But now I digress. No, this call,
Speaker 6: this call is all about EU.
Speaker 8: No.
Speaker 18: Oh, thank you.
Speaker 21: No, I'm really excited to hear from you.
Speaker 6: Yeah, us too. I mean you just seem so youthful
Speaker 6: and energetic. Frankly, I just need to be upfront and
Speaker 6: tell you you're in serious consideration to be a part
Speaker 6: of one of our next shows.
Speaker 2: WHOA Way?
Speaker 11: Are you being serious?
Speaker 6: One hundred percent serious? Me and three other producers, we
Speaker 6: all think you'd be a perfect fit for our guy, Mordy.
Speaker 18: Mordy, I don't know that show.
Speaker 19: Who's Mordy?
Speaker 6: Okay? Well, look may have been getting ahead of myself here.
Speaker 6: You can't leak this, okay, this is just between.
Speaker 4: You and me.
Speaker 6: We've picked Morty as our next Golden Bachelor.
Speaker 9: Huh, well, I.
Speaker 6: Guess technically Mortimer is his full name, but he's quite
Speaker 6: a catch. Eighty four year old shuffle border from Long
Speaker 6: Island owns a deli ready to hop back into the
Speaker 6: hot tub for love. No what I'm saying, there's a
Speaker 6: really good chance you could be selected as one of
Speaker 6: his female suitors on the show.
Speaker 21: Wuez second, I don't understand.
Speaker 18: Isn't that show for old people?
Speaker 6: Ooh yeah, we prefer not to use that term. Behind
Speaker 6: the scenes, we like to say raisins or vegetable market
Speaker 6: because they shrivel and just kind of sit there. What
Speaker 6: but we were even thinking of calling the show final destination?
Speaker 18: Oh my god.
Speaker 6: But on the air, let's us go with the term
Speaker 6: golden aged. Okay, I'm not cold in age.
Speaker 16: I'm young at heart, but I'm not cold and age rush.
Speaker 6: Yes, that's the spirit shelse Sure.
Speaker 18: I'm sorry you didn't.
Speaker 16: You must have not read my bio.
Speaker 18: I'm forty six years old.
Speaker 6: Right, forty six?
Speaker 7: Wait?
Speaker 6: What you're joking. We like the sense of humor. He's
Speaker 6: gonna love the sharp way. Wae a second, hold on,
Speaker 6: I need more of that.
Speaker 21: How old did you think I was?
Speaker 6: I mean, we just thought you at a senior moment
Speaker 6: and accidentally switch the numbers you're not sixty four.
Speaker 21: No, I'm not sixty four.
Speaker 6: Hold on, because you list under your hobbies gardening and
Speaker 6: book club. I mean, what is that to do with
Speaker 6: my aim, which is those are interests that are more
Speaker 6: aligned with our female applicants to the Golden Bachelor?
Speaker 20: Usaid, do you understand whole offensive you're being right now?
Speaker 6: Listen, I'm not trying to be offensive. I'm just trying
Speaker 6: to make you a star or I guess as your
Speaker 6: generation calls it, a starlet, starlet?
Speaker 18: What you want with you?
Speaker 6: It's sorry, I don't know all the lingo from the
Speaker 6: nineteen forties, but can I just ask you a personal
Speaker 6: question real quick? What okay? Are you?
Speaker 5: Are you?
Speaker 6: Maybe you know, just fudging the numbers a little bit?
Speaker 2: You can be.
Speaker 18: Honest with you.
Speaker 6: Stop it. It doesn't seem like from what I've read
Speaker 6: in forty six.
Speaker 20: You saw my tape, you know I am not sixty
Speaker 20: four years old.
Speaker 6: But it just under the social media part. You put
Speaker 6: down your Facebook.
Speaker 16: Page, that's a are you?
Speaker 1: Are you ready to go?
Speaker 6: See exactly? Nobody under fifty has a Facebook page, So
Speaker 6: all the red flags are going up on my end.
Speaker 19: This is more than offensive.
Speaker 16: You don't do that with somebody.
Speaker 6: Well, I apologize clearly, there's been some sort of confusion here.
Speaker 6: Why don't we do this? Why don't we have you
Speaker 6: come down to our production studios and you can just
Speaker 6: meet Morty.
Speaker 16: I am not meeting with him.
Speaker 6: See if there's a connection. He's a real sweet guy.
Speaker 16: I am not going on the Golden Bachelor.
Speaker 6: Just talk to him about your interest croquet and embroidering,
Speaker 6: mittens or whatever you do. We'll just see if you
Speaker 6: love sparks.
Speaker 20: Nice is making strap up.
Speaker 21: I don't have any of.
Speaker 18: That on my bio.
Speaker 6: That's not true. I just confirmed it with your sister Milania.
Speaker 6: What he knows she has something to do with this, Rightlily? Wait,
Speaker 6: you know this is a prank call that Milania listens
Speaker 6: to our show. My name is jeff from Brook and
Speaker 6: Jeffrey In the morning. She asked us to do a
Speaker 6: phonetown on you.
Speaker 16: I'm about to have a heart attack, like a sixty
Speaker 16: something wrong.
Speaker 6: We'll tell you. You get into that hot tub with Mortimer,
Speaker 6: He's gonna make you feel like you're forty six, that's
Speaker 6: for sure.
Speaker 7: Weekend every morning was time weekday mornings on the twenties,
Speaker 7: Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 6: What if I told you there's a new dating trend
Speaker 6: where men can pay a lot of money to meet
Speaker 6: women not on the internet and it's totally legal, no
Speaker 6: expectations whatsoever.
Speaker 14: Okay, I was gonna say, it's been around for a while, Jeff, Yeah.
Speaker 1: You set it up in a way that.
Speaker 6: I don't know where your guys is he I think
Speaker 6: you do. But now establishments are getting on board with this,
Speaker 6: So you're gonna be seeing this happening in your city eventually,
Speaker 6: if it's not there already. It's how one of ours,
Speaker 6: How one of them met a woman that he now
Speaker 6: has a major crush on. You're gonna find out why
Speaker 6: him and his guy friends paid hundreds of dollars and
Speaker 6: they are totally okay with it in your second date
Speaker 6: update right after this second Date update. For guys, when
Speaker 6: it comes to dating and actually meeting women, let's face it,
Speaker 6: we need all the help that we can get because
Speaker 6: the apps can be very frustrating and slow. Going out
Speaker 6: to a bar armed with three horrible pickup lines is
Speaker 6: almost impossible.
Speaker 1: Pickup lines is gonna make it really hard.
Speaker 6: Yes, with all these clowns around here, feels like we're
Speaker 6: at the circus.
Speaker 11: Huh, Drake, So you totally kept going with it.
Speaker 6: Yeah, I'm the same. It seem clearly they didn't work
Speaker 6: in here either. But now there's a new dating trend
Speaker 6: that people are doing. And I've never heard about this before,
Speaker 6: but it's how one of our listeners met someone the
Speaker 6: other day. So let's talk to him. His name is Andre, Andre,
Speaker 6: welcome to the show.
Speaker 8: Hi. How you doing?
Speaker 1: Hi?
Speaker 18: How you do all of it?
Speaker 8: Good?
Speaker 6: We'll stop.
Speaker 2: I want to know where you learn this dating trick
Speaker 2: or hack or whatever it is from.
Speaker 6: Apparently it's a different like dating activity than people are.
Speaker 8: Doing it is it's kind of like speed dating meets basically.
Speaker 1: Oh, it's like an event that you went to meet someone.
Speaker 6: I'm sorry, it's put together okay, like a restaurant hosts
Speaker 6: the event.
Speaker 1: Yeah, speed dating is it new?
Speaker 6: But yeah, what makes this different than normal speed dating?
Speaker 8: Well, first of all, you have a set like meat time,
Speaker 8: but the ladies arrived first, and they none of them
Speaker 8: are alone. You know, they're groups of friends and they
Speaker 8: order like drinks or something to eat.
Speaker 1: Oh you like this because you don't have to pay
Speaker 1: for them? Is that what it is?
Speaker 8: The way it works is when you bash come in
Speaker 8: maybe about half an hour to forty five minutes later, okay,
Speaker 8: and you get to you know, walk around and say hi.
Speaker 8: But if you sit down, you actually end up paying
Speaker 8: for the meal.
Speaker 6: Guys have to pay for the things that the girls order.
Speaker 1: Well, there's multiple women at the table.
Speaker 5: Do we get fed?
Speaker 1: This sounds expensive?
Speaker 6: Man, Yeah, this sounds great. If you're a girl.
Speaker 1: I don't know, we just do a girl's night. You
Speaker 1: talk to one guys we paid.
Speaker 14: I'm sorry, this sounds amazing to me too. I would
Speaker 14: annoy everyone with my food knowledge, all the food coming.
Speaker 6: But then you have to pay for everything that they order.
Speaker 5: But at least I got attention from a girl for once.
Speaker 8: That's kind of like a blind Uh you're going in
Speaker 8: blind on that one. But myself, a couple of friends
Speaker 8: of mine decided we were going to do this just
Speaker 8: for a funny evening. You figured, you're splitting into the
Speaker 8: bill three ways. How bad could it be?
Speaker 1: You know? Okay, so you would all go to the
Speaker 1: same table to meet, like.
Speaker 8: Three we were hanging out. I'm hanging out with my friends,
Speaker 8: you're hanging out with your friends. Let's see how it works.
Speaker 1: Okay, So who'd you meet?
Speaker 8: I met a lovely young lady named Becca.
Speaker 6: Did you get a weird feeling when he said lovely
Speaker 6: young lady too?
Speaker 1: Yes, way to describe someone.
Speaker 6: Yeah, okay, let's try it again. You met a really
Speaker 6: hot girl named Becca.
Speaker 8: I met a really hot girl named Okay.
Speaker 1: That's funny. Yeah, how did you guys connect?
Speaker 7: Well?
Speaker 8: I actually asked her if she was just here for
Speaker 8: the food, and she said it depends on the guy.
Speaker 8: So we just started flirting back and forth.
Speaker 1: Oh okay, you know what.
Speaker 5: And that's such an honest answer. It's like, yeah, I
Speaker 5: kind of am.
Speaker 14: But if a cute guy that hits it off, yeah,
Speaker 14: then of course I'm in do it.
Speaker 1: How long do you guys spend together? Like, do you
Speaker 1: do the whole meal together?
Speaker 4: The mill?
Speaker 8: The meal was they had something to eat before we
Speaker 8: got there. You have the option to eat if you want,
Speaker 8: but you know, you don't want to eat in front
Speaker 8: of somebody if they're not eating. Okay, I just had
Speaker 8: a couple of drinks. One of my friends got an appetizer.
Speaker 8: You know, we were just basically talking.
Speaker 5: It's just something the guys to eat first.
Speaker 1: So how long did you spend with Becca.
Speaker 8: You speed anything goes for about another forty five minutes,
Speaker 8: but she had someplace else to be, so she ended
Speaker 8: up leaving maybe about like a half an hour, and
Speaker 8: so it was still like fifteen minutes left. My guys
Speaker 8: weren't leaving, and I didn't get a chance to ask
Speaker 8: her for a content information, so I asked one of
Speaker 8: her friends, and her friend was nice enough to give
Speaker 8: me her content information. So I ended up texting her
Speaker 8: later that evening.
Speaker 2: Oh, okay, did you guys go out again?
Speaker 1: Or is that what we're calling on this experience on text?
Speaker 8: We agreed to like meet up again, like to we
Speaker 8: kind of like lesson at that. And here's where I
Speaker 8: think I kind of went maybe went wrong, Maybe it
Speaker 8: came in a little too strong. Was that I texted
Speaker 8: her like between fourteen and seventeen times?
Speaker 6: Oh man, only seventeen times?
Speaker 8: Okay, okay. They weren't all about the date. Some of
Speaker 8: them were just like a couple of funny memes. You know.
Speaker 11: Was there a response from her in between all these
Speaker 11: seventeen texts or was it just your bubbles?
Speaker 8: I still haven't heard from her.
Speaker 14: Oh no, one thing that there was like one or
Speaker 14: two responses, what we can do?
Speaker 6: Are you sure it's the right number because you said
Speaker 6: that the friend gave it to you.
Speaker 8: Yet it's the right number because we texted back and
Speaker 8: forth and once we agreed to meet up, that's.
Speaker 5: When she stopped.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it was hopeful.
Speaker 6: Yeah, yeah, maybe she's working some extra eye jobs, trying
Speaker 6: to save up enough money to pay for his next meal.
Speaker 6: That way, it's even doubt because he already paid for hers.
Speaker 1: They said he just had drinks and maybe an appetizer.
Speaker 6: Well, how much did you spend on her meal?
Speaker 8: That though? Andre between me and my friends, we only
Speaker 8: adn't spending five seventy.
Speaker 1: Five dollars each or you three ways?
Speaker 4: Totally?
Speaker 1: Okay, okay, person, that's that's a lot.
Speaker 6: That's a lot, a lot.
Speaker 2: It's why would a group of girls hold back if
Speaker 2: you're not And it's not like fancy restaurants are the
Speaker 2: ones hosting these type of things?
Speaker 6: No, And that's two hundred and seventy five dollars worth
Speaker 6: of food in a half hour. That's like power eating.
Speaker 6: I like that for it, So yeah, I like that
Speaker 6: Alexis does not feel bad for you.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, he in knowing exactly what he was going
Speaker 2: to get Why would there be any pity there just because.
Speaker 6: He's a listener to our show and we're supposed to
Speaker 6: act like we're on their side. Yeah, well I am.
Speaker 1: But he doesn't seem upset about the bill, Jeff, No, No.
Speaker 8: I'm not upset at all. I mean, when you think
Speaker 8: about it, you get right to the point because you're
Speaker 8: actually making a physical, in person connection, you know. Yeah,
Speaker 8: spending the money, no, I think.
Speaker 5: Yeah, a good rabbi is like seventy dollars in a steak.
Speaker 2: Okay, we could still stop going down the menu, you
Speaker 2: know howbody else there's some huggy girls.
Speaker 8: I like that, all right, person, there were a lot
Speaker 8: of high end There were a couple of high end
Speaker 8: cocktails on there, all.
Speaker 6: Right, Okay, Well, not the money all that.
Speaker 1: Yeah, he's happy to have met her.
Speaker 6: Good, all right. Well, hopefully we can get her on
Speaker 6: the phone one more time and convince her to meet
Speaker 6: up with you again.
Speaker 1: You sound lovely, Thank you.
Speaker 6: It's not creepy when Brooks says lovely to someone else,
Speaker 6: though only when he says it. We're not going to
Speaker 6: use that word at all when we call her. Come
Speaker 6: back and try and get your second date update right
Speaker 6: after this. All right, okay, second date update. You know
Speaker 6: what's funny about the number seventeen is that it's actually
Speaker 6: my lucky number. I was born on the seventeenth.
Speaker 5: You have a Brooks favorite number is also seventeen.
Speaker 6: She only changed it to that because she found out
Speaker 6: it was seventeen is also the number of muscles that
Speaker 6: are in the human tongue. I know, do you want
Speaker 6: to demonstrate.
Speaker 5: I hate that there was.
Speaker 6: An eighteenth one? And curiously, seventeen is also the number
Speaker 6: of times that our listener Andre has texted a woman
Speaker 6: named Becca with no response from her after they met
Speaker 6: at a tender speed dating event.
Speaker 1: It is really looking more unlucky and unlucky as it does.
Speaker 6: Everybody is saying seventeen texts without an answer is a
Speaker 6: bad sign. But here's the thing. I've gone hundreds of
Speaker 6: texts and emails without answering people, even higher ups at
Speaker 6: our own company who are asking me to fill up
Speaker 6: my time cards so I could quote get paid. Not
Speaker 6: falling for that one.
Speaker 1: Management, you haven't gotten a paycheck in three years.
Speaker 6: I mean, I signed a contract. What else do I
Speaker 6: have to do?
Speaker 5: Yeah, but you're supposed to check your bank account.
Speaker 6: I'm literally on the air. What more do they want
Speaker 6: me to do? You got to fill out a time sheet?
Speaker 5: Tale, I'm at work.
Speaker 6: But we're going to see what Becca's reason is if
Speaker 6: she answers the phone for why she's not texting you back? Okay, Andre, Yes.
Speaker 8: And I really need you guys to go to bat
Speaker 8: for me on this.
Speaker 2: Okay, okay, answer, I mean, what do you think is
Speaker 2: key to success here?
Speaker 1: Do you have any ideas for us?
Speaker 8: Like?
Speaker 1: What does she like about you?
Speaker 14: Do you know?
Speaker 8: I'm not sure. I'm just hoping at some point that
Speaker 8: maybe she lost service and they didn't see all of them.
Speaker 1: All right, Well that's ex.
Speaker 3: I think that's a pretty good indicator.
Speaker 6: All right, But lucky number seventeen is the one thing
Speaker 6: that I'm going to stick on to today. So here
Speaker 6: we go.
Speaker 5: Ready, I'm going to.
Speaker 1: Really emphasize her unanswered texts.
Speaker 6: I would go with not actually yeah, okay, so we're
Speaker 6: starting with officially nothing as we dial her numbers. Best
Speaker 6: of luck to everybody.
Speaker 8: Here we go.
Speaker 6: Hell, hell, hey, we're looking for Becca.
Speaker 18: Uh no, no, no, Becca here? Who is it?
Speaker 1: Do we have the wrong number?
Speaker 8: Sorry?
Speaker 5: Sorry about that.
Speaker 6: Yeah, we're a radio show. Called Brook and Jeffrey in
Speaker 6: the morning. You're not Becca?
Speaker 2: No, Oh my god, that's why the text have you
Speaker 2: been getting so many weird texts from?
Speaker 6: I don't understand. We got a phone number here from
Speaker 6: a guy named Andre who says he met Becca the
Speaker 6: other night at a speed dating event. He got this
Speaker 6: number from her friend, and he's been texting back and
Speaker 6: forth at this number.
Speaker 1: Oh, I guess he did say Becca did text? Or yeah?
Speaker 18: I am so sorry.
Speaker 6: Do you are Rebecca and you're pretending not to be?
Speaker 10: Uh?
Speaker 4: No, I.
Speaker 21: I am, Kayla, I'm I'm Becca's friend. I'm the one
Speaker 21: who gave Andre the number.
Speaker 6: Gave him your number by accident?
Speaker 18: What I mean, I wouldn't say accident, like, so you
Speaker 18: liked Andre.
Speaker 21: I thought he was really cute, and so I gave
Speaker 21: him my number.
Speaker 5: That's messed up.
Speaker 6: Oh my god.
Speaker 2: Wait, why didn't you tell him that it was you
Speaker 2: instead of Beck. Why wouldn't you just say to him, well,
Speaker 2: I'm not going to give you my friend's number, but
Speaker 2: I'll give you mine.
Speaker 20: Oh well, I was at first.
Speaker 21: I was just like upset that he wasn't asking for
Speaker 21: my number, that he asked for her number.
Speaker 1: Oh my god.
Speaker 18: Oh my god.
Speaker 21: It sounds so stupid now thinking back, But that's like
Speaker 21: why I haven't been texting him because I was I
Speaker 21: just felt so guilty because like we'd made plans and
Speaker 21: I know that it went too far.
Speaker 11: Only got this dude, this so makes sense, like when
Speaker 11: he was telling us about this dating event where it's
Speaker 11: like you bring in some of your friends and then
Speaker 11: you meet some other girlfriends, like this has got to
Speaker 11: happen all the time, where like maybe not the right
Speaker 11: people liking each other one on one.
Speaker 6: I'm not sure I understand what your plan was.
Speaker 1: I don't think she understood. That's why she's not tech.
Speaker 6: You gave him your phone number and said it was
Speaker 6: Becca's number in hopes that they could they fall in
Speaker 6: love over text.
Speaker 21: I didn't really have the best of plan, I'll be honest,
Speaker 21: but it's not Maybe if they made a plan and
Speaker 21: then he hadn't heard from her a while and then
Speaker 21: you know, reached back out and then I showed up
Speaker 21: and was like, oh my god, you know the siony
Speaker 21: like Becca was had a flink and I was I
Speaker 21: didn't want you to be so you just got up.
Speaker 1: That's a very elaborate plan. You well thought out plan,
Speaker 1: and I.
Speaker 20: Thought like, maybe if we were alone, just one on
Speaker 20: one and was talking, that he would see just like
Speaker 20: how wonderful it was.
Speaker 2: So she was gonna have Becca ghost him so that
Speaker 2: she could swoop in and come to the rescue.
Speaker 6: Trick him into liking ah, and then be like, I'm better.
Speaker 5: You should just take it on my number. It's the
Speaker 5: same number.
Speaker 20: Yeah, I didn't think about when I finally gave him
Speaker 20: my number and it being the same number, how that
Speaker 20: would go.
Speaker 2: Yeactly, does your friend Becca know you're doing this?
Speaker 7: No?
Speaker 1: No, no, oh god, god question.
Speaker 21: I mean, Becca's talking to a lot of guys right now,
Speaker 21: and so he would just be like one of many
Speaker 21: for me.
Speaker 7: You just be worn.
Speaker 2: Okay, Oh my god, your voice has been so high
Speaker 2: this entire time.
Speaker 6: All right, Well, that's definitely an awkward move. You you're
Speaker 6: been kind of trying to trick him into liking you.
Speaker 20: I mean, I wouldn't say trick.
Speaker 1: Trigg him into hanging out with her.
Speaker 6: We've kind of tricked you, but not really because we
Speaker 6: need to tell you that. Well you didn't know this,
Speaker 6: but Andre is on the other line right now listening
Speaker 6: to this conversation. Oh yeah, oh, okay, okay, Yeah, and Andre, there.
Speaker 8: I'm a little I'm here, Yeah, I'm here.
Speaker 1: H Do you remember Kayla?
Speaker 7: Andre?
Speaker 1: Do you remember meeting Kayla?
Speaker 17: Please?
Speaker 8: God, even if you don't, I remember. We really didn't
Speaker 8: really didn't talk much, but we did talk. I'm sorry,
Speaker 8: I'm just a little I'm sorry. I'm a little chapped
Speaker 8: at the moment.
Speaker 6: Okay, both flustered right now, there's a lot of information
Speaker 6: that's all coming out at once. But now, Andrea, you
Speaker 6: know that Becca's friend Kayla was kind of into you
Speaker 6: that night. How does that make you feel?
Speaker 4: I don't.
Speaker 8: I don't know like how I feel like right now,
Speaker 8: it's just a little overwhelming. Like it's not so you
Speaker 8: never gave her my numbers?
Speaker 21: No, I mean, like I said, she's talking to like
Speaker 21: multiple guys, like we were really there more for me
Speaker 21: that night, Like she she was kind of coming as
Speaker 21: like support.
Speaker 14: Even if you did get Becca's number, bro, she probably
Speaker 14: would have just pushed towards Kayla's direction anyway as a
Speaker 14: good friend.
Speaker 6: Yeah, that's a good point, Jose Or do you like
Speaker 6: the challenge of beating out all those other guys who
Speaker 6: are into Becca?
Speaker 7: No, don't do that.
Speaker 1: I'm going on go out with Kayla.
Speaker 11: I mean they're like the same energy. He's a guy
Speaker 11: who will text seventeen times with no response. She's a
Speaker 11: woman who will pretend to be someone else, and they
Speaker 11: can get.
Speaker 1: It to feel bad.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 6: Yeah, I feel like they like totally dysfunctional, but for
Speaker 6: some reason it works. Andre, how do you feel about that?
Speaker 8: I mean that sounds I don't know, that sounds really
Speaker 8: good for like a movie.
Speaker 20: I don't know, but what if life could be a movie?
Speaker 7: Andre?
Speaker 6: Wow, that's what they say sometimes, like the most obvious,
Speaker 6: amazing thing is right in front of you and you
Speaker 6: didn't see it, giving you a fake phone number and
Speaker 6: not texting you back after seventeen messages.
Speaker 1: I love that quote, Jeff. I love when people say that.
Speaker 6: Yeah, it is so beautiful and so normally we would.
Speaker 6: I mean, this is a little bit of a different
Speaker 6: situation in light of the new information. I think first
Speaker 6: we need to ask Andre, because when you called us,
Speaker 6: you wanted to go out with Becca, but instead, maybe
Speaker 6: would it be cool if we sent you out with
Speaker 6: Becca's friend Kayla?
Speaker 1: Kyla tell you why? Come on, Kaylea, I mean, well.
Speaker 6: Hold on, I'm asking. First, we got to ask Andre
Speaker 6: if he's cool with that.
Speaker 8: It's weird.
Speaker 20: It's weird, more weird than contacting the radio station to contact.
Speaker 4: That's the whole thing.
Speaker 8: It's weird all around.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but what's bad about it? Like, honestly, like, what
Speaker 1: could you lose trying one date with Kayla?
Speaker 6: I mean she doesn't seem like crazy or anything like that.
Speaker 1: No, no, he said seventeen texts.
Speaker 8: That's maybe a little over enthusias I wouldn't call that
Speaker 8: crazy maybe.
Speaker 6: Right, Yeah, she's just overly enthusiastic to get to know you.
Speaker 6: We're running low on time here, Andre, what do you
Speaker 6: think one date with Kyla? Give it a shot?
Speaker 8: I mean somebody went through this. Can I say no?
Speaker 17: I guess yeah, yeah, I say no, there you go, Okay,
Speaker 17: I love it?
Speaker 6: She needed all right, Well, congratulations you two are going
Speaker 6: to meet up for your first official date.
Speaker 7: Wow?
Speaker 1: Yeah, you may want to send beck a thank you text?
Speaker 5: You know, probably goes.
Speaker 8: I think I think we've done enough texting.
Speaker 6: I think we'll only in person chat from now on.
Speaker 7: Freaking Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 6: Is anybody else thinking it's kind of strange that this
Speaker 6: girl basically can't fish to guy lied and planned to
Speaker 6: trick him, and we're all encouraging this type of behavior.
Speaker 2: Well, I don't know, I'm asking. I guess she went
Speaker 2: the extra mile for sure. I mean she felt bad
Speaker 2: about it, so I think that was her saving grace.
Speaker 2: It's not like she came on being like a trictim.
Speaker 14: They shall budge the TV show Catfish to going the
Speaker 14: extra mile because that's a better way to play.
Speaker 4: That really is.
Speaker 1: But I got it, like I feel for her.
Speaker 2: I think because I also have hot girlfriends that people
Speaker 2: always wanted their number and never wanted mine.
Speaker 1: So maybe you gotta do what you gotta do. Maybe
Speaker 1: it's sympathy, Yeah, I.
Speaker 6: Just I want to try to be responsible when we
Speaker 6: do these and encourage our listeners to maybe not pretend
Speaker 6: to be other people to trip them into loving you
Speaker 6: forget it, lie, cheat, steals or as you get what
Speaker 6: you want and he cares, right, Jazz, I willing to
Speaker 6: break laws and screw people over to get you on
Speaker 6: a date. Don't believe us.
Speaker 9: Email the show.
Speaker 6: We'll do whatever it takes to get that person on
Speaker 6: a date with you.
Speaker 7: Freaking Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 6: You've got a return player to win Brooks Bucks today.
Speaker 6: His name is Stephan. He's won three and one all
Speaker 6: time against you. And Stephan had an enjoyable holiday, lots
Speaker 6: of gifts for his family. Kids got everything that they wanted,
Speaker 6: but unfortunately it did take a financial toll on his wallet.
Speaker 1: I hear that, Stefan.
Speaker 6: In fact, today is the last day that his mortgage
Speaker 6: is due before they foreclose on his home, and he's
Speaker 6: only one hundred dollars short making that payment.
Speaker 1: The bank isn't gonna like just you know, like let
Speaker 1: you wait for the hundred bucks.
Speaker 14: This is the last day.
Speaker 6: So, Brooke, do you think maybe you could take a
Speaker 6: dive and selflessly save Stephan and his family? Or do
Speaker 6: you want to tell him that he's about to lose
Speaker 6: his house?
Speaker 1: Wow, I'm to go with foreclosure. Oh but I feel
Speaker 1: bad about it.
Speaker 6: I don't care.
Speaker 8: Yeah, I don't hear that.
Speaker 1: You don't hear the pity in my voice.
Speaker 17: I'll work on it.
Speaker 1: I'll go out in the hallway and I'll work on
Speaker 1: my yeah, empathy voice.
Speaker 6: Maybe me start to cry a little bit. That'll help.
Speaker 7: Okay, I'll be a gentleman. Brook.
Speaker 17: You can go first.
Speaker 1: You just sit and listen.
Speaker 6: I see he's smart, is He's doing anything it takes
Speaker 6: to win today. But unfortunately Brook has to leave the
Speaker 6: studio for Stephans, so she's headed out and while she leaves,
Speaker 6: you know how the game works. Thirty seconds to answer
Speaker 6: as many questions as possible. If you don't know when,
Speaker 6: you could say pass, But you do have to beat
Speaker 6: Brooke outright to win. All right, here we go. Your
Speaker 6: time starts now.
Speaker 8: On this day.
Speaker 6: In eighteen sixty three, the world's first underground passenger railway
Speaker 6: opened in what city? New York or London?
Speaker 8: London?
Speaker 6: Horseradish, mustard and bright green food coloring make up what
Speaker 6: condiment horse. The Guardians are an MLB team from what city?
Speaker 6: What is the number xi translated from Roman numerals eleven?
Speaker 6: The US Postal Services logo features the head of what bird?
Speaker 6: Oh right solid showing today Stephan, good job, Brook's gonna
Speaker 6: come back into the studio. What else do you got
Speaker 6: on the books for this year, Steven?
Speaker 8: Just a lot of work and to make up some
Speaker 8: of the finances. The best second day.
Speaker 5: Don't you feel like you work all year for Christmas?
Speaker 5: Then all the money goes away and then you gonna
Speaker 5: start all over again.
Speaker 1: But your kids can play video games.
Speaker 5: That's true.
Speaker 8: Yeah, on Saturday?
Speaker 5: Are they giggle?
Speaker 4: Gang members.
Speaker 1: Time?
Speaker 6: My goshunter, Stephan, look at that you calling in has
Speaker 6: made Jose's day, It really has.
Speaker 5: And we got a plug for the string.
Speaker 1: There we go.
Speaker 6: All right, Brook, it's your train. Are you ready?
Speaker 4: Yeah? Ready?
Speaker 6: Your time starts now. On this day in eighteen sixty three,
Speaker 6: the world's first underground passenger railway opened in what city,
Speaker 6: New York or London?
Speaker 1: London.
Speaker 6: Horse, Radish, mustard and bright green food coloring make up
Speaker 6: what condiment?
Speaker 14: What sob?
Speaker 6: The Guardians are an MLB team from what city?
Speaker 1: Minnesota?
Speaker 6: What is the number x I translated from Roman numerals eleven?
Speaker 6: The US Postal Services logo feature is the head of
Speaker 6: what bird?
Speaker 1: Eagle?
Speaker 6: A nettie pot is commonly used on one part of
Speaker 6: the body.
Speaker 4: You knows.
Speaker 6: It was a good question. I think it was a
Speaker 6: lot of good questions, a lot of good answers. Today
Speaker 6: we're going to go to the scoreboard to see how
Speaker 6: you both did with Jose.
Speaker 5: I gotta say it took me a long time to
Speaker 5: get used to the hanging bits.
Speaker 1: I would imagine.
Speaker 4: True.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's weird to have them there. I don't get
Speaker 1: it and that's.
Speaker 5: Why they're small.
Speaker 14: All right, you got three correct today, stop lapping, thank
Speaker 14: you and Brook Yah also stop lapping.
Speaker 6: You got five? Well, Stephan. If your family needs a
Speaker 6: place to live, oh, I'm sure Brook can put you
Speaker 6: down in her basement.
Speaker 11: My husband works down there as long as you guys
Speaker 11: don't sharing space with him.
Speaker 4: There we go.
Speaker 6: Now, let's go for the answers for everybody.
Speaker 8: On this day.
Speaker 6: In eighteen sixty three, the first undergrad on passenger railway
Speaker 6: opened in London. New York didn't do it till nineteen
Speaker 6: oh four. Horse Radish mustard and bright Green food coloring
Speaker 6: makeup with Sabi.
Speaker 1: I love it.
Speaker 6: The Guardians are the Major League Baseball team from Cleveland.
Speaker 7: Yeah, I know.
Speaker 1: I couldn't think there's somewhere in the Midwest.
Speaker 4: It was like DC.
Speaker 6: The Roman numeral XI translates to the number eleven. X's
Speaker 6: ten I is one. US Postal Services logo features the
Speaker 6: head of the bald eagles. We except an eagle there,
Speaker 6: and an nettie pot is commonly used on your nose
Speaker 6: the society. It seems like such like an ancient remedy.
Speaker 1: Have you tried it?
Speaker 7: No?
Speaker 6: I used like Afron and normal stuff that everybody does. Okay, Well,
Speaker 6: unfortunately Stephan wasn't quite enough to beat Brooke today. But
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Speaker 6: Jose is probably gonna be there too, so tickets go
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Speaker 5: Nice and being better than the hundred bucks and we.
Speaker 1: Get to hang out seven. You got a good attitude.
Speaker 4: We like that.
Speaker 17: Oh thanks, thanks, Hunter, I said hi, and I'll see you.
Speaker 5: All on Saturday.
Speaker 8: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Try to get your kid to come on and play
Speaker 1: next time we're talking. How old is he?
Speaker 18: You don't want to be embarrassed by a seven year old?
Speaker 6: All right, thanks for playing, Stefan. We'll be back and
Speaker 6: we're gonna do Windbrooks back same time tomorrow.
Speaker 7: Freaking Jeffrey in the morning