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Speaker 7: You're listening to the voice, come on dig me now,
Speaker 7: one and only Steve Harvey got a radio show. Well,
Speaker 7: nothing changes about that. Nothing changes about that, man. I
Speaker 7: was just getting ready to come on the air this morning.
Speaker 7: I was just thinking, man, I was just having a
Speaker 7: reflective moment of just how really good God has been
Speaker 7: to me.
Speaker 2: I just it's it's it's man.
Speaker 7: Let me just say that again, how really good God
Speaker 7: has been to me. And here's a cold part. In
Speaker 7: spite of myself, you understand, in spite of all my shortcomings,
Speaker 7: in spite of all of my flaws and and and
Speaker 7: and and in spite of all of what anybody has
Speaker 7: said about me, God, through his grace and mercy, just
Speaker 7: keeps me anyway. So many of us are exceptional people,
Speaker 7: but we refuse to just go ahead and be exceptional.
Speaker 7: We settle for the ordinary, We follow the pack, We
Speaker 7: try to fit in. Man, oh man, oh man, You know,
Speaker 7: I've heard my wife say this to my children all
Speaker 7: the time. When she's scolding him or talking to him,
Speaker 7: she'll be talking to him about leadership. You know, why
Speaker 7: are you following everybody when God clearly made you to lead?
Speaker 7: So many of us are born, and so many of
Speaker 7: you are born to be exceptional people, but we always
Speaker 7: trying to follow the pack. Why would you try to
Speaker 7: fit in? Why would you try to be like everybody
Speaker 7: else be ordinary? Why would you follow the pack? When
Speaker 7: God is created you to be exceptional? The key word
Speaker 7: in exceptional is except you. Ever you ever dine this
Speaker 7: right here? You know, everybody did that accept me. Everybody
Speaker 7: felt that way except me. Everybody said that except me.
Speaker 7: Everybody won't wanted that accept me. Everybody went over there
Speaker 7: except me. Everybody jumped in except.
Speaker 2: Me except me. See why have you said that in
Speaker 2: your life? If you were not to be exceptional?
Speaker 7: See you got to say everybody except me at one
Speaker 7: point in yo to I don't know who ain't done it?
Speaker 7: You know, everybody wanted. Everybody voted no except me. See,
Speaker 7: so you're not You're not created to follow the pack.
Speaker 7: You ain't created to fit in. You ain't created to, uh,
Speaker 7: you know, to be ordinary. You were created to be exceptional,
Speaker 7: as exceptional as your fingerprint on your finger is. You
Speaker 7: were created to be exceptional. Why not make this the
Speaker 7: year that you go head on and be exceptional? Why
Speaker 7: won't this be the year that you decide in your mind?
Speaker 7: But just has to be a decision that we make. Now,
Speaker 7: were not following the pack no more? We not trying
Speaker 7: to fit in no more. We ain't settling for ordinary
Speaker 7: no more. We're gonna be exceptional. But you know you
Speaker 7: got to go ahead and follow that. You got to
Speaker 7: get on the exceptional path because that's what you were
Speaker 7: created for. Why be ordinary?
Speaker 2: You know?
Speaker 7: But all of this this comes It has to start
Speaker 7: with a thought. You got to first think something. Thoughts
Speaker 7: become things. A man is as he thinketh that's all
Speaker 7: you will ever be. So what are your thoughts today?
Speaker 7: Why not have exceptional thoughts instead of ordinary thoughts? Why
Speaker 7: not have exceptional thoughts in instead of fitting in thoughts?
Speaker 7: So why you want to be like everybody?
Speaker 2: Else.
Speaker 7: Why you want to be ordinary when you could possibly
Speaker 7: be extraordinary with a change of your mind, a change
Speaker 7: of your venue, And you don't have to be any
Speaker 7: other kind of way just because my mama was this, well,
Speaker 7: my daddy was this way, or this the.
Speaker 2: School I went to?
Speaker 8: This?
Speaker 2: What race I belong to? This is my sexual preference,
Speaker 2: this is my this, this is my dad? How many?
Speaker 2: How many? How many excuses you need? I mean, I'm
Speaker 2: any excuse?
Speaker 9: What?
Speaker 7: What? What?
Speaker 8: What?
Speaker 2: What's it gonna be this year that we let another
Speaker 2: three hundred and.
Speaker 7: Sixty five days slip by without improving our condition, our place,
Speaker 7: our spot, our life, the quality of life we have.
Speaker 7: We cannot afford to keep letting all these years go
Speaker 7: by without changing. You're an exceptional person. How many times
Speaker 7: have you set up and said, everybody did that accept me?
Speaker 7: You know I was only everybody jumped in except me.
Speaker 7: I told him, I knew it. Everybody voted for that
Speaker 7: except me, And now look at us, man, it seemed
Speaker 7: like everybody went that way except me.
Speaker 2: Okay, do you get it?
Speaker 7: Do you understand what's being said to you that all
Speaker 7: accept me is because couldn't it be? Because you're an
Speaker 7: exceptional person, and it's time for you to take control
Speaker 7: of that. It's time for you to start thinking different.
Speaker 7: It's time for you to start acting on what you think.
Speaker 7: It's time for you to start doing something about it.
Speaker 7: It's time for you to stop taking each and every
Speaker 7: day that God gives us for granted and letting them
Speaker 7: go by the wayside. Like you got plenty more. Well,
Speaker 7: you may have plenty more, but guess what what you
Speaker 7: wasting the ones you got for? I got you young,
Speaker 7: and you feel like you're gonna live forever. Em okay, cool,
Speaker 7: But let me ask you something. See here, here, here
Speaker 7: go the part about it. I suppose you do live.
Speaker 7: See see, everybody worrying about dying. But I got news
Speaker 7: for you. Suppose you keep on living. You want to
Speaker 7: keep living in the condition you in now. You want
Speaker 7: to keep living with the money you got now. You
Speaker 7: want to keep living with the relationship you got now.
Speaker 7: You want to keep living by yourself like you are now.
Speaker 7: You want to keep wanting the right relationship, the right
Speaker 7: man to the right woman, but you keep getting the
Speaker 7: wrong one. You want to keep doing that for the
Speaker 7: rest of your life. Problem ain't dying. It's problem is
Speaker 7: if you keep on living. Who wants to keep on
Speaker 7: living just the way they are right now? And if
Speaker 7: you can say I'm cool, what I am just the
Speaker 7: way I am right now? In cool, this conversation ain't
Speaker 7: for you. Ain't got no problem with that, you know,
Speaker 7: you know what to say. Greatness ain't for everybody. Being exceptional,
Speaker 7: ain't for everybody. Becoming extraordinary ain't for everybody. Heck, becoming
Speaker 7: successful ain't for everybody.
Speaker 1: I got it.
Speaker 7: And you can come up with a way to justify
Speaker 7: your non existence and your ordinary life all you want,
Speaker 7: and that's fine and dandy. I ain't got no problem
Speaker 7: with it. Because some people just gonna be regular, Some
Speaker 7: people just gonna follow the pack, follow the crowd.
Speaker 2: Some people just wants to fit in.
Speaker 7: But if you're not that person, if you want to
Speaker 7: be extraordinary, if you want to be exceptional, if you
Speaker 7: want to be if you want a dad to be
Speaker 7: great at something, and you got to change your mindset.
Speaker 7: You got to get what your creator and find out
Speaker 7: what he created you for. You got to quit thinking
Speaker 7: of things just in your own thought process, you know,
Speaker 7: lean not to your own understanding. I don't know where
Speaker 7: that is, but it's in there. Somewhere seeing. Once you lean,
Speaker 7: if you lean to your own understanding, you know what
Speaker 7: it's gonna do. It's gonna limit you. Man, it's gonna
Speaker 7: limit you. Why not see what God got for you.
Speaker 7: I would rather know what God got for me than
Speaker 7: to think of all the things I could because I
Speaker 7: can't out think him out and tried it before.
Speaker 2: All right, it's just the beginning. We're gonna have a
Speaker 2: good one.
Speaker 7: Man.
Speaker 2: Let's go.
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Speaker 10: Trying to share my feeling. My wife asked me to
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Speaker 10: now we ain't been talking and we only ten days
Speaker 10: into January.
Speaker 11: Okay, I need help on how to express myself.
Speaker 7: First of all, let me help you something. How do
Speaker 7: you really feel? It's a trap question. I always know that.
Speaker 2: I got to write that down. Yeah, see, it's a trap, Jeri.
Speaker 2: I asked you to tell you how you really feel.
Speaker 2: It's because they fit to.
Speaker 7: Tell you how they need to feel, and whatever you
Speaker 7: feeling ain't fitting the top what they feeling. Because guess what,
Speaker 7: if you do tell them exactly how you feel, then
Speaker 7: you fit to find out how they feel about how
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Speaker 1: Yeah, we don't care feel.
Speaker 2: It's a trap question. I didn't know that one. I
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Speaker 2: So Steve, why don't you talk? How do you really feel? Fine?
Speaker 7: I'm good, I'm telling you. You know, I'm just trying
Speaker 7: to work it all out, take care of everything I'm
Speaker 7: opposed to. But other than that, you know, I'm pretty good.
Speaker 7: It's a little stressful for me.
Speaker 3: Yeah, you ain't gonna get to feel what you want
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Speaker 1: Matter of fact, you don't Knowledgest.
Speaker 2: You might not be feeling nothing for a few days.
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Speaker 12: All right, thanks guys, coming up at thirty two minutes
Speaker 12: after the hour, will hear from the nephews he runs
Speaker 12: that prank back right after this. You're listening hard morning show.
Speaker 12: It is time now for the nephew to run that
Speaker 12: prank back.
Speaker 3: What you got for his nep You ain't no sigma?
Speaker 3: You ain't no sigma. I know that's broken English, but
Speaker 3: that's the.
Speaker 2: Way it is. Let's go, cat dog.
Speaker 8: Hello, holo, I'm trying to reach your grid police. Yeah,
Speaker 8: this is he how you doing? My name is Bernard
Speaker 8: five beta Sigma. I'm overpledged relations giving you a call today. Man,
Speaker 8: you attended for of U A and M University. Am
Speaker 8: I correct? Yeah?
Speaker 13: Am I right?
Speaker 8: You attended right and m okay, and from my understanding,
Speaker 8: you pledge five beta sigma in fall of ninety one.
Speaker 8: That's correct, all right, that's the dether data chapter correct. Yes,
Speaker 8: all right. We're having some problems here going through the records,
Speaker 8: the records, actually looking at the records that we have here, Headquarters.
Speaker 8: You're not actually an official member of five Beta Sigma.
Speaker 4: But wait, way, what you mean not a member?
Speaker 8: Looking at our records here at national Headquarters, it's indicating
Speaker 8: that you're not an official member of five Beta Sigma.
Speaker 8: I don't know what could have gone wrong?
Speaker 4: Now, that ain't right, man, That ain't right, because see,
Speaker 4: death data is recognized nationally, So why wouldn't I be
Speaker 4: nationally recognized.
Speaker 8: I'm not certain, sir. Maybe it's something that took place
Speaker 8: on that that actual line of Fall ninety one. We're
Speaker 8: actually going to have to do some research on everything
Speaker 8: that's going on with your line as well as the chapter.
Speaker 8: So how is that possible?
Speaker 4: If they gave me a certificate in the plaque and
Speaker 4: I got my pin and I mean, I'm a say,
Speaker 4: what do you mean?
Speaker 8: Okay, sir, I don't know what I'm looking at here,
Speaker 8: and please understand. I want to try to clear this
Speaker 8: matter up.
Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, we need to do this matter. Who else?
Speaker 4: Is there somebody there like an overseer, maybe the head
Speaker 4: president or your branch or something that I can talk
Speaker 4: to something? Well, I'm actually I am actually over pledged
Speaker 4: relations huh. And I wanted to give you a call
Speaker 4: personally so we can try to rectify the matter.
Speaker 8: And it's going to take us some time to hire
Speaker 8: this thing out. But what I need you to do
Speaker 8: as this point, Yeah, And you know what the problem
Speaker 8: is that I'm noticing is that all of the people
Speaker 8: that were on your line they are official. For some reason,
Speaker 8: mister Gregg isn't official, So.
Speaker 4: I want to I don't understand that because I was
Speaker 4: the line president. So how is everybody else I'm able
Speaker 4: to be a sigma and not me when I did
Speaker 4: all the paperwork that it takes to to for the
Speaker 4: process to be right. I don't understand it, sir.
Speaker 8: You know what, brother? Uh, I can't call you brother
Speaker 8: for the fact that you're right now.
Speaker 4: You robing me brother because I'm a Sigma.
Speaker 8: So here's what we're gonna have to do. Greg, We're
Speaker 8: gonna have to get you to first of all, if
Speaker 8: you're dealing with anybody alumni wise, we're asking that you
Speaker 8: don't go to any meetings right now. We're also asking
Speaker 8: that you don't wear any five beta Sigma parrel fan
Speaker 8: Elia perful at this point. We want to make sure
Speaker 8: and get clarity that you are definitely a brother.
Speaker 2: Mamen.
Speaker 4: Man, I am definitely a brother. Do you know what
Speaker 4: I had to go through to get where I am today?
Speaker 4: To be a signal all the dude, Yeah, y'all took
Speaker 4: y'all dudes. What happened today? If you're taking my dudes,
Speaker 4: you should be able to tell me.
Speaker 8: Yo.
Speaker 4: Man, we got this going on. Certain things are going
Speaker 4: on with your line.
Speaker 8: We need to we need to check you.
Speaker 4: You took our money, that's there.
Speaker 8: I'm seeing checks that I've gone through for other people
Speaker 8: that are on that line.
Speaker 4: I don't send him.
Speaker 8: And to this day, I'm like a lifetime member. So
Speaker 8: what the hell are you talking about? I have no
Speaker 8: records indicating that you're a lifetime member. That's what I'm saying, sir.
Speaker 8: We got guessing that dog. Somebody need to tell me
Speaker 8: something today. We're gonna try to get to the end
Speaker 8: of this by the end of the week.
Speaker 4: It's gonna take no no, no, but no, but no,
Speaker 4: you're not understanding what I'm saying, man, because I'm a
Speaker 4: Sigma to the heart.
Speaker 5: Dude.
Speaker 4: You know what I'm talking about. Y'all playing with my
Speaker 4: heart right now? Man, Ain't nobody gonna do that and
Speaker 4: get away with I don't know what's going on.
Speaker 8: You know, here's what we can do. We can bring
Speaker 8: you back in and do another pleasuring process.
Speaker 4: Pledged. Did you understand what you just said to me?
Speaker 8: No?
Speaker 4: Man, that ain't have me. Dog, I'm been through this already.
Speaker 5: Man.
Speaker 4: I'm not pledging. I'm not signing my name on nothing
Speaker 4: else because I have pledged. I'm not doing it no more.
Speaker 4: Y'all need to get somebody on the phone that can
Speaker 4: answer my question. I want to know what's going.
Speaker 2: On, okay right now?
Speaker 8: And I understand you know, the disbelief of what's going on.
Speaker 4: I really do you obviously don't you a brother?
Speaker 8: Brother?
Speaker 4: We're gonna try to what year did you go across?
Speaker 4: Did you walk the fans? I mean, tell me what's
Speaker 4: going on?
Speaker 8: Brother? I'm fall eighty nine, brother. And now what we're
Speaker 8: gonna have to do right now is, first of all,
Speaker 8: no paraphernalia.
Speaker 4: No pa, you're going to tell me that I can't
Speaker 4: what's nearest and dearest to my heart, next to my
Speaker 4: wife and my child. You're telling me that I can't
Speaker 4: go around and proclaim what I am. That's like telling
Speaker 4: me I can't be black. What the hell that you're saying?
Speaker 8: And another thing we're going have to get you to do.
Speaker 8: I understand you have a brand, a Sigma brand that's
Speaker 8: gonna have to come off until we get the tacond
Speaker 8: care of what.
Speaker 4: Wait man, you talk about a medical procedure.
Speaker 5: What are you saying?
Speaker 8: So we cannot allow you to wear a brand representing
Speaker 8: five better Sigma when right now you are not.
Speaker 4: You can't playing a lot that that brand to me
Speaker 4: was allowed to put the brand on me. Now I
Speaker 4: can't be allowed to wear something I've been wearing for
Speaker 4: almost fifteen years of you crazy. Come on, man, that's
Speaker 4: some crazy.
Speaker 8: No.
Speaker 4: We gotta get you to take this round me until
Speaker 4: all of the well brand? What the hell of yut man?
Speaker 4: This is some look here, brother, but what banard is that?
Speaker 4: What your name is? You need to get somebody on
Speaker 4: this pum minute.
Speaker 5: That's all right.
Speaker 4: I know the president myself. How about that?
Speaker 8: You?
Speaker 4: I would just call in and I figured out myself.
Speaker 4: So right now we need you to take the brand
Speaker 4: off off, not even come out. You'll come take the
Speaker 4: brand off of me. And you wanted that bad come
Speaker 4: get it. That's what you do. You are not a
Speaker 4: member of five Beta six home y don't give up
Speaker 4: shoe talking about dog I am a member. If you
Speaker 4: want something over here Highlands, your boy, that's what you do,
Speaker 4: you bad, Come do it, sir.
Speaker 8: I'm telling you for the final time, do not wear
Speaker 8: any paraphernalia.
Speaker 4: Keith Ki don't want to hear that talking about no final.
Speaker 4: Let me tell you what's final. I am a five
Speaker 4: beta sigma to the hard damn sir.
Speaker 8: All I'm telling you is no more shirt and cover
Speaker 8: that brand up until we here.
Speaker 4: Man, I'm gonna wear everything. I got a hat. I'm
Speaker 4: gonna have a matter of fact, I'm gonna wear it. Heay,
Speaker 4: just to get on yo, Neriss, You're gonna have to
Speaker 4: teach breyd coming up until we figured out. If you
Speaker 4: want say no, I ain't coming up. You come get it.
Speaker 4: I'm killing then you better get away from me. What
Speaker 4: I'm talking about. None for that brand up, and don't
Speaker 4: you pint no shirts no more. Let me tell you
Speaker 4: something I ain't coming, Come get it if you want it.
Speaker 4: I got one man, head man, this is blue fire.
Speaker 4: You don't want none. You don't want none got this
Speaker 4: is something, man. I don't know what one more thing
Speaker 4: I need to say to you. Are you willing to
Speaker 4: say what you got to say. You ain't getting this.
Speaker 8: This his nephew tire me from the Steve Hobby Morning Show.
Speaker 4: You just got pranked by your boy, boy, y'all had
Speaker 4: me ready to kill by my man. Y'all boy.
Speaker 8: Let up one more thing, man, What is the baddest
Speaker 8: radio show in the land?
Speaker 4: Greg?
Speaker 8: What is it?
Speaker 4: The Steve Harvey Morning Show?
Speaker 12: And coming up next it is ask the clo with
Speaker 12: our chief Love Officer, Steve Harvey.
Speaker 1: You're listening morning show coming up at the top of
Speaker 1: the hour.
Speaker 12: In entertainment news, Usher has given up sugar and alcohol.
Speaker 12: He's preparing for the Big Game halftime show in which
Speaker 12: he will be the star. Fifty cents given up something too.
Speaker 12: Fifty cent is given up sex? Okay for.
Speaker 1: Just in life, Just in life, in life. Right back,
Speaker 1: we'll talk about it at the top. And if you
Speaker 1: love Prince and you love a good musical, Purple.
Speaker 12: Rain, the musical is headed to Broadway, and that is
Speaker 12: all coming up at the top of the hour. But
Speaker 12: right now it is time to ask the clo. This
Speaker 12: one's from Shay in Southfield.
Speaker 2: She says.
Speaker 12: In December, my boyfriend said he needed a break after
Speaker 12: he had a major healthcare and instead of letting me
Speaker 12: be there for him, he chose space. I gave him space,
Speaker 12: and I spent the New Year's Eve with an X.
Speaker 12: Does he have the right to be mad at me?
Speaker 2: Wow?
Speaker 1: He needed space? What the girl to do?
Speaker 2: He needed space? And you spent New Year's Eve with
Speaker 2: an axe? Yup?
Speaker 6: Mmmm?
Speaker 7: So I guess you took that to see once again, Junior,
Speaker 7: that's a prime example there. See he expressed himself and
Speaker 7: said he needed space. Now I guess is he went
Speaker 7: to them. It's a trap question. So if you need space,
Speaker 7: then I need more space. See that's all the trap though,
Speaker 7: don't don't even don't fall for that. Does he have
Speaker 7: a right to be mad?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 7: Yeah, he got a right to be mad because he
Speaker 7: asked for space. He didn't ask y'all to start dating
Speaker 7: other people. And I don't know what his health scare was,
Speaker 7: but you know you gave him space.
Speaker 1: M hm, yeah, all right. Hejeremy and Jeremy and Charlotte.
Speaker 12: Jeremy says, my wife and I met at work and
Speaker 12: used to have sex in her car when we first met.
Speaker 12: She wants to be a socialite really bad now and
Speaker 12: the sweet things that I've always done for her aren't
Speaker 12: good enough? Now?
Speaker 1: Would I be wrong to give her a reality check?
Speaker 7: Well, bro, I don't understand what you're saying, because the
Speaker 7: sweet things you used to do for her the only
Speaker 7: thing you told us y'all had sex in the car.
Speaker 2: Now she wants to be a socialite, but you still
Speaker 2: want to have sex in a car with.
Speaker 8: Ye.
Speaker 2: So so what did you saying? Brother?
Speaker 7: Y'all that though y'all drive down to the socialite ball
Speaker 7: before you go in, you knock it out of the
Speaker 7: car right quick before you go in.
Speaker 2: She don't want to do that. I don't really know
Speaker 2: what you're saying, bro, because I don't.
Speaker 7: You didn't give us no example of all the kind
Speaker 7: little things you've done for You made one statement, we
Speaker 7: used to have sex in the car for we got mad,
Speaker 7: Now we're mad. She want to be a social afe
Speaker 7: now she don't want to do She don't appreciate the
Speaker 7: little things I've done for her. So I'm just assuming
Speaker 7: she'd have took sex in a car off the table?
Speaker 7: No oh, now she boogie?
Speaker 2: Now oh, Now you don't want to get You don't
Speaker 2: want to get rolled over in the car. No more Okay,
Speaker 2: oh you actually brand new now I be dad? All right,
Speaker 2: Well it sound right, bro, next will share.
Speaker 1: Moving on to Marlee and the d m V.
Speaker 12: Marley writes, my husband stayed out all night Saturday night
Speaker 12: and he said he was in a casino and lost
Speaker 12: track of time. I tried to go off on him,
Speaker 12: and he turned it around on me, saying I should
Speaker 12: have called and checked on him.
Speaker 1: Does he have a valid point or is this a
Speaker 1: cover up?
Speaker 7: Absolutely has a valid point. Absolutely, thank.
Speaker 2: Hold on.
Speaker 7: First of all, there are no clocks in the casino nowhere.
Speaker 7: You can lose track of time in the casino. I
Speaker 7: have done it many times.
Speaker 1: And then call call for one. Okay, yeah, you should
Speaker 1: have called and checked on me.
Speaker 7: Wasn't no miscall, You ain't no me to call. I'm gambling,
Speaker 7: I'm trying to change your circumstances.
Speaker 2: Us. I'm out here trying to crack it and you.
Speaker 7: Sitting up in here dog and me cause I'm out
Speaker 7: here trying to handle beers and stuff.
Speaker 2: I be damn.
Speaker 7: Yeah, he has a valid point. And you know what,
Speaker 7: if you're not gonna check on him, you can't expect
Speaker 7: him to call. And he was in a casino and
Speaker 7: he lost track of time. That sounds very very valid
Speaker 7: to me. Plus, you have no proof of anything else happening,
Speaker 7: are you now and your little mind and playing tricks
Speaker 7: on you? Oh, by the way, I would like to
Speaker 7: say I saw a tiny desk over the holidays with
Speaker 7: star Face.
Speaker 13: Boy.
Speaker 2: Let me tell you the craziest tiny desk I've ever
Speaker 2: seen with scar Face.
Speaker 8: Yeah.
Speaker 7: Now, I also found out that Willy D don't like
Speaker 7: him no more, and why I don't know you just
Speaker 7: Willie D don't like me either, So I like star
Speaker 7: Face even more now. I even met Willy D.
Speaker 2: I don't know who he is.
Speaker 13: You know who?
Speaker 2: Who know who?
Speaker 3: Does like Face and just had a meeting with him.
Speaker 3: Dog j Z Yes, sir, Yes, sir, faces back a legend.
Speaker 2: Face is a lord. He always been a legend to me.
Speaker 2: I always liked that tiny desk.
Speaker 12: All right, here we go the last one and see
Speaker 12: this is from Trina and Phoenix. Trina says, I met
Speaker 12: a man online eight months ago and he's.
Speaker 1: Tired of our long distance relationship.
Speaker 12: I suggested he moved to Phoenix, and he said there
Speaker 12: aren't enough black people here. That's that's a dumb excuse
Speaker 12: to me. But why hasn't he asked me to move
Speaker 12: to Atlanta?
Speaker 2: Well, you got two things working here.
Speaker 7: He is absolutely correct that he not coming out to
Speaker 7: Phoenix because the ain't enough black people out there. That's
Speaker 7: one of the major regions. I'm not gonna ever move
Speaker 7: to Phoenix. And I'm not going to a state that
Speaker 7: fights against a day off a holiday. That's racism at
Speaker 7: whole other level. I don't give a damn if they
Speaker 7: have National skin Head Day. If it's a day off
Speaker 7: from work, I'm gonna sign the paperwork for that. So
Speaker 7: he has a valid point that are not enough black
Speaker 7: people in Phoenix, and the reason you ain't coming to
Speaker 7: Atlanta is because.
Speaker 2: There's too many black people in Atlanta. Is one more y'all?
Speaker 7: He over hand because he fooled. He full of Atlanta
Speaker 7: for let me tell you sow.
Speaker 2: He online dating too, girl. I told him to come
Speaker 2: to Fingers.
Speaker 7: He tied the relationship, but now he said see but see, lady,
Speaker 7: guess what you're not listening to.
Speaker 2: What he said.
Speaker 7: He said he tired of the long this relationship. He
Speaker 7: ain't saying he wanted to close the gap. All he
Speaker 7: told you was he tired of the long just relationship.
Speaker 7: You suggested he moved to Phoenix. He say, ain't no
Speaker 7: black people like that. Now you want to know why
Speaker 7: he ain't asked you to move to Atlanta because he
Speaker 7: tied at the long.
Speaker 2: This is relationship. And guess who the relationship with?
Speaker 8: You?
Speaker 2: See why why y'all don't read the whole message.
Speaker 7: The reason he not asking you to come to Atlanta
Speaker 7: because he tied at the long This is relationship.
Speaker 2: That's what Will said. I'm tired of you.
Speaker 1: Just a nice way of saying it is that what
Speaker 1: it is?
Speaker 14: You know for me, and you know me, and you
Speaker 14: know we avoid You know how we really got to
Speaker 14: be the bad guy night, JUDI pay attention to me
Speaker 14: except for me, I know, all right, See.
Speaker 2: How he did it?
Speaker 7: I tied his long this relationship, you move things? Ain't
Speaker 7: enough black people? Well okay, then.
Speaker 1: All right, all right, well thank you, Zila. Coming up
Speaker 1: next entertainment news right after this you're listening morning show. Well,
Speaker 1: Usher has announced that he has.
Speaker 12: Quit all sugar and all alcohol and preparation for his
Speaker 12: halftime performance at the Big Game next month, and insider
Speaker 12: close to Usher said that Usher wants to be in
Speaker 12: the best shape to give the performance of his life
Speaker 12: to the one hundred million plus people that will.
Speaker 1: Be watching.
Speaker 7: Show out in Vegas, because it was real good. Yeap
Speaker 7: on that alcohol and sugar, Hold on nothing. I think
Speaker 7: you ought to going out there That's super Bowl with
Speaker 7: that alcohol and sugar version, because that way right there, that.
Speaker 2: Cold us. Everybody had a no, loved that Vegas show. Man.
Speaker 2: I don't know why. Get the roller skates on, get
Speaker 2: them strippers, man, come on out here, a little.
Speaker 1: Ham except for Mary Jay who kept pushing him away. Right,
Speaker 1: that was funny.
Speaker 2: All right? That the big game?
Speaker 7: You know what?
Speaker 2: Yeah, I don't think he's gonna be able to do that.
Speaker 8: No.
Speaker 12: So, Usher's fourteen year old son, Navide, is serving as
Speaker 12: musical director for the show and designed the set list
Speaker 12: for the halftime show. This is going to be the
Speaker 12: second time that Usher has performed at the halftime show,
Speaker 12: but his first time headlining the show.
Speaker 2: On his own.
Speaker 1: So that's gonna be really great.
Speaker 11: I can't wait.
Speaker 2: Get here all those too, come on, let's count down
Speaker 2: this alone. Let's go, asked Steven A. Smith. I'm not
Speaker 2: already called. Steven said, shut your damn mom.
Speaker 1: All right, I like Usha, Yeah, he can't say that
Speaker 1: this year.
Speaker 12: Yeah, well, speaking of giving up things this year, fifty
Speaker 12: cent says he is celibate now and has no plans
Speaker 12: to have sex in the foreseeable future. He says he
Speaker 12: has a monumental project in the works, and he's putting
Speaker 12: all of his energy and focus into that right now.
Speaker 12: He posted on ig he says, quote, my new idea
Speaker 12: is so big, I don't have time to be distracted.
Speaker 12: I'm practicing abstinence. I have been meditating and focusing on
Speaker 12: my goals. I hope this new year helps you excel
Speaker 12: to the next level.
Speaker 1: Unquote.
Speaker 12: So there you go, and I gotta ask you, Steve.
Speaker 12: Come on, guys, has sex ever been a distraction for you?
Speaker 12: Would you give up sex if it becomes a distraction.
Speaker 11: If it helps me help, it gives me more focused,
Speaker 11: I'm not he doing the wrong way for me.
Speaker 7: It's never been a distraction from nothing. My whole purpose
Speaker 7: of gold and that, Yeah.
Speaker 15: It makes me purpose, It makes me on the lear's
Speaker 15: damn the reason but the only reason why We'll be
Speaker 15: here to tell.
Speaker 2: You the truth.
Speaker 7: Why y'all think I'm out here going to work and
Speaker 7: all this stuff. Because I speak with somebody.
Speaker 2: That's why it helps all my monumental projects giving.
Speaker 1: What you meditating.
Speaker 2: Never seen me with a diamond ring.
Speaker 1: Ever, but your distractions.
Speaker 2: I'm out here working for that. All me and need
Speaker 2: is a refrigerator, flash.
Speaker 7: Green TV, nice chair to wash the game in in
Speaker 7: a bed. He being mad on the floor. We don't
Speaker 7: really give it that.
Speaker 2: All this furniture, landscaping and fabulous trip that's for girls. Yeah,
Speaker 2: that's all. That's folk only. I don't need none at time.
Speaker 6: Okay, you walk along.
Speaker 7: In the house and it'll be nothing in that but
Speaker 7: walls and float as long as that TV got all
Speaker 7: the channels on it.
Speaker 1: All right, well fifty things otherwise. Okay, we can't wait.
Speaker 11: Six Trust, gonna get bored by yourself.
Speaker 2: You're gonna be down to a quad after this. This
Speaker 2: ain't gonna work.
Speaker 1: I can't wait to see what this project is, all right,
Speaker 1: and moving on.
Speaker 12: We all love the late great legend that is Prince,
Speaker 12: of course, and we all have seen Purple Rain, the
Speaker 12: soundtrack and the movie. Well it's going to Broadway forty
Speaker 12: years later as a musical Purple Rain. The musical centers
Speaker 12: around the kid that is young Prince and his turbulent
Speaker 12: home life just grundled band and his love interest.
Speaker 2: So congratulations Nobody the musical, no damn musical.
Speaker 1: Princi Well al.
Speaker 2: Way went out that.
Speaker 9: Ray minutes after the hour that for ever.
Speaker 12: First Lady Michelle Obama admitted she's terrified about the twenty
Speaker 12: twenty four election.
Speaker 2: Speed it up a little bit. Doark give me? Give
Speaker 2: me that that that that that be bo give it?
Speaker 2: They might speed it up a little bit. Man, Okay,
Speaker 2: don't think.
Speaker 1: They're gonna do the melody. Yeah, he's acting like, yeah, they're.
Speaker 5: Not going to like that.
Speaker 7: And some little skinny ass white person saying just wrecking
Speaker 7: this man's career going down the Broadway to watch this.
Speaker 7: The only thing that made Hamilton hugely successful is because
Speaker 7: they took that dry ass thing about the constitutional slavery
Speaker 7: and turn it into some hip hop news.
Speaker 2: That's what wrapped Hamilton cold risk.
Speaker 7: It was good what they gonna do except wrecked going
Speaker 7: down let me tell you all right, now black people
Speaker 7: go down there and you will high at this part.
Speaker 12: Well, okay, well, what about the Morris day in the
Speaker 12: time that part of purple rank, Oh, that's nice.
Speaker 1: That's gonna be nice too.
Speaker 13: What about it?
Speaker 2: Let's go crazy that right, they're gonna be on. Fine,
Speaker 2: let's go crazy crazy for you. Come on, let's go crazy.
Speaker 8: Like that.
Speaker 2: Tonight. We're gonna party like it's nineteen ninety.
Speaker 7: Oh, that's right, because they love songs like that. They
Speaker 7: love that and celebration cool in the game. They like
Speaker 7: anything we do to sound like a cry. We're gonna
Speaker 7: party like it's nineteen ninety nine.
Speaker 13: Let me hear when dove crap, when doves crawl, this
Speaker 13: is what it sounds like.
Speaker 2: When dub scrub.
Speaker 1: You're listening.
Speaker 12: Morning show, we're still laughing you. We were talking earlier
Speaker 12: about the Prince musical Purple Music.
Speaker 7: Nobody going down now, nobody going to Broadway. Watched them
Speaker 7: rick Prince's whole image and career wrong.
Speaker 1: I mean, if you love Prince and.
Speaker 7: You gonna hate what they do to him on Broadway,
Speaker 7: they're not gonna play them songs the way they are
Speaker 7: to Purple Rain, Purple an who you know, gonna play
Speaker 7: the good time and all that stuff they talking about
Speaker 7: doing his childhood. Don't nobody want to hear nothing about
Speaker 7: when Prince was a boy getting whippings.
Speaker 1: No, yes, the movie, but.
Speaker 7: Damn songs and don't put them on Broadway, because I'm
Speaker 7: telling you right now, if you can't ask the.
Speaker 2: Little little club.
Speaker 16: Red corvette, I'm just having fun, you know, a little
Speaker 16: cold ras, very beat.
Speaker 2: I'm just wanting mind in spin. This is what it
Speaker 2: sounds like. Winder scry.
Speaker 1: Hello, this is low.
Speaker 2: Windows cry out. I was your girl friends.
Speaker 6: Would you let me dress you?
Speaker 1: We got your clothes before we go out.
Speaker 8: The door.
Speaker 1: Don't door.
Speaker 13: You the end of.
Speaker 1: They're not gonna do it.
Speaker 7: For you, Okay, nobody going down there to watch them
Speaker 7: ruin press Oh Broadway.
Speaker 1: Type of righting the Broadway.
Speaker 4: I think.
Speaker 7: Everything you're gonna go down there and regret it. I'm
Speaker 7: trying to tell you stay away from it.
Speaker 12: Black people something you don't think they'll get purple rain
Speaker 12: right though?
Speaker 1: How can you mess up purple right there? That's the title. Seriously,
Speaker 1: I never met Jordan.
Speaker 7: People gonna be white. They're gonna have a white choir
Speaker 7: singing purple ray because they're gonna be pronounced every single syllable.
Speaker 17: The only thing I'm going to do in this perp rain,
Speaker 17: per full raid, per horain.
Speaker 1: Taking no feeling in it, ain't no soul. I see,
Speaker 1: we're gonna have to go just to prove we're all of.
Speaker 8: You.
Speaker 2: Gotta have that good coming.
Speaker 12: Up in thirty four minutes after the hour, our forever
Speaker 12: First Lady Michelle Obama admits that she's terrified about the
Speaker 12: twenty twenty four election.
Speaker 1: We'll get into it right after this You're listening Morning show.
Speaker 12: In a podcast interview on Monday, former First Lady Michelle
Speaker 12: Obama says she is quote terrified about the outcome of
Speaker 12: the twenty twenty four election. Take a listen, what's gonna
Speaker 12: happen in this next election?
Speaker 18: I am terrified about what could possibly happen because our
Speaker 18: leaders matter.
Speaker 1: Who we select, who speaks for us, who.
Speaker 18: Holds that bullied pulpit, acts us in ways that sometimes
Speaker 18: I think people take for granted.
Speaker 7: Well, she's correct, I mean, you know we're this this
Speaker 7: year right here, because you know the scary part is
Speaker 7: what I'm hearing from us, because see, we are the
Speaker 7: determining factor in this election as we were the last time.
Speaker 7: And it's dangerous when we are talking about we don't
Speaker 7: like Biden and he's not in commona this and comma that. Man,
Speaker 7: y'all got to slow down because listen to me. Your option,
Speaker 7: Your option is what the Republican Party is gonna ram
Speaker 7: down your throat. And if you let this happen again,
Speaker 7: they gonna ram it down your throat. Man with gasoline
Speaker 7: on the rag this time, y'all, and they're gonna set
Speaker 7: it on firewhile it's in your mouth, because we will
Speaker 7: allow it to happen. Because we're very, very opinionated, and
Speaker 7: we've got to be careful with the delusion, mitt with
Speaker 7: the delusions that we've created with Kamala and Biden. Listen
Speaker 7: to me, we are still in a Senate Congress, Rean country,
Speaker 7: and no matter how well intended they are.
Speaker 2: The opposition has every right to be exactly that and opposition.
Speaker 7: And they made it very, very difficult for them to
Speaker 7: get across the agenda that they set out for. And
Speaker 7: y'all notice how it works. Y'all, notice how it works.
Speaker 7: So quit talking about they ain't.
Speaker 2: This, and they ain't that. I got Biden look old,
Speaker 2: but Trump looked dangerous.
Speaker 1: He's old.
Speaker 7: And the sickness of this country, the hypo, the hypocrisy
Speaker 7: of this country that you stand on all these values
Speaker 7: in the Republican Party and all this stuff out the Bible,
Speaker 7: and it ain't nothing biblical about the Republican Party. There
Speaker 7: are some great Christians in the Republican Party, don't get
Speaker 7: me wrong. But the people they got representing the public
Speaker 7: Republican Party, what a Christianity that in that y'all want
Speaker 7: to throw that up in somebody's face.
Speaker 2: So bad?
Speaker 12: Donald Trump man, well, okay, And also in the interview
Speaker 12: see missus Obamas suggested that there is a double standard
Speaker 12: when it comes to Republican presidential candidate Trump's legal woes
Speaker 12: and how things would go differently if he were a
Speaker 12: black man.
Speaker 1: Absolutely, yes, you already know.
Speaker 7: The only reason he getting away from this is getting
Speaker 7: away with this because he a white boy.
Speaker 2: Y'all know that.
Speaker 7: Quit playing with us, no black ass, dude, And to
Speaker 7: get all these criminal charges and dn be allowed to
Speaker 7: even talk about his ass running, he'd be locked if
Speaker 7: you don't sit your criminal black ass down somewhere.
Speaker 2: But y'all don't let this white boy get away with it.
Speaker 7: But you know why they gonna let him get away
Speaker 7: with it, because they cool with it because Trump represents
Speaker 7: everything they want to be anyway. Billionaire playboy jet with
Speaker 7: his name on the side of it, golf courses, buildings
Speaker 7: with his name on it, Playboy bunnies, prostitutes, pawn stars.
Speaker 2: You cool with that, that's why you vote for that.
Speaker 2: You cool with that. Quit talking about what he stand
Speaker 2: for and represent because he show you what he's standing for.
Speaker 2: He don't pay no taxes. He the false five document.
Speaker 2: They gotta prove all this.
Speaker 7: And he lied, and y'all want him to be president. Okay, okay,
Speaker 7: it's gonna be ugly. Man and black people. We can
Speaker 7: determine this election if we quit tricking. But we love
Speaker 7: negativity or our culture. That's the thing about our culture.
Speaker 7: We love negativity. We've got to be careful, y'all. Anybody
Speaker 7: that tries to do you listen to me. Anybody who
Speaker 7: tries destroyed our very own culture, you have to be
Speaker 7: leary of them. And that's politicians, sports, figures, entertain us, whatever.
Speaker 7: If someone is trying to destroy our culture, who are
Speaker 7: they really working for? Think about that.
Speaker 1: If that were Obama, come on, really.
Speaker 2: Y'all need to come y'all know, good heir will, this
Speaker 2: wouldn't be allowed.
Speaker 1: And he tried the government. Yes, no, I don't know.
Speaker 1: All right, we're gonna move on.
Speaker 12: Coming up next, it is the nephew with today's prank
Speaker 12: phone call right after this you're listening morning show coming
Speaker 12: up at about four minutes after the hour. It's my
Speaker 12: Strawberry letter for today, and the subject is the motion
Speaker 12: of the ocean.
Speaker 1: We'll get into that find out what that's all about.
Speaker 1: Not quite what you might think.
Speaker 12: Uh, and just a few because right now it is
Speaker 12: time for the nephew and today's prank phone call.
Speaker 1: Net what you got for us.
Speaker 2: Let's see how stupid we gonna be today. Let me
Speaker 2: see what we're gonna do. We go, Yeah, We're gonna
Speaker 2: make a call from the penitentiary. That's what we're doing. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 3: I mean sometimes you got a call from places that
Speaker 3: you know, people don't normally get calls from.
Speaker 2: That's right, Here's good. That's right, here's good. That's right here.
Speaker 3: Lronda is my girl. Loronda is my girl. We call
Speaker 3: him from the penitential area. All right, cat dog, If
Speaker 3: you would Larnda eel my girl.
Speaker 5: Hello.
Speaker 19: This call will be recorded and monitored. I have a
Speaker 19: collect call from Rody and inmates. If you would like
Speaker 19: to accept this and future collect calls, please press for hello.
Speaker 2: Hello. Yeah, yeah, Hello.
Speaker 3: I'm trying to just riding Ronny. I'm trying to reach Larnda. Yeah, Larndo,
Speaker 3: do I have around number?
Speaker 4: Now?
Speaker 5: You you got the right number? Man? That's my wife?
Speaker 17: Who is it?
Speaker 3: Okay, okay, okay, hold up now righty right here. I'm
Speaker 3: calling for Lorondo. Who you know? That was my girl
Speaker 3: before I got locked up.
Speaker 5: I'm say pumpky race. Hold on, hold on, man. We've
Speaker 5: been married for about two years.
Speaker 4: Man, don't I.
Speaker 5: Don't know what you're talking about. Man, you might have
Speaker 5: the wrong number.
Speaker 3: Okay, hold up then wait a minute, Wait a minute,
Speaker 3: wait wait wait wait wait, wait a minute.
Speaker 2: I know the Lornda. I ain't man, I know them?
Speaker 2: What say?
Speaker 13: Man?
Speaker 2: Hold up?
Speaker 13: Man?
Speaker 2: Wait a minute? Larun is married?
Speaker 4: Yeah?
Speaker 5: Man, Just in case you didn't hear me, Larnda's married.
Speaker 5: We got a sixteen month old child. Man, all right,
Speaker 5: and we've been man for two years. I don't know
Speaker 5: who you calling.
Speaker 3: I'm calling for Lorondo. I'm fin to get up out this.
Speaker 3: In six weeks, I've been all I've been. I've been
Speaker 3: writing letters and all kinds of stuff. Send them to
Speaker 3: our mama house. We're trying to tell me, you trying.
Speaker 4: You've been sending what to her mama house.
Speaker 2: I've been seeing it. Letters. I've been seeing letter since
Speaker 2: the day I got locked down.
Speaker 4: I mean when you've been sing How long has been
Speaker 4: since you've been sending letters?
Speaker 13: Man, I've been.
Speaker 3: Locked down for five years? Five yell, and I've been
Speaker 3: sending the letter. I don't miss one week. What I
Speaker 3: sending something to La Rock?
Speaker 4: All right?
Speaker 5: What's ther mama name?
Speaker 8: Then?
Speaker 2: Ain't her mama name missed?
Speaker 5: Hold on, man, you've been sending letters to my girl's
Speaker 5: mama for five years?
Speaker 2: Five year.
Speaker 3: I'm finsed to get out in six weeks. I've been
Speaker 3: locked down right in five years?
Speaker 5: No, man, she ain't got no letters from you. Man,
Speaker 5: you she ain't got no letters. We've been together for
Speaker 5: two years. Man, I'm sorry to break your home.
Speaker 3: Hold up, Hold up, hold up, let me ask you
Speaker 3: this here, man, Hold up, because you'd have got me
Speaker 3: all we just right here now.
Speaker 2: Let me ask you this right here? How I know
Speaker 2: her mama name? How I know all this here?
Speaker 13: Man?
Speaker 3: What what I'm trying to explain to you? I got
Speaker 3: the right person. I just I'm just blown away by
Speaker 3: you trying to tell me y'all married now?
Speaker 4: Yeah, were married now? Happily married?
Speaker 5: Hey man, hey, you need to take her back to
Speaker 5: that seal man for real.
Speaker 2: Hold up, come first about what your wife fists do.
Speaker 3: Just come at me wrong now that what ain't fits
Speaker 3: to have Now Now, I got a whole lot on
Speaker 3: my mind and a whole lot of stress.
Speaker 2: Now I'm gonna tell you this right here, just to
Speaker 2: let you know how this fist to go find go.
Speaker 3: I'm fishing to be up out here six week and
Speaker 3: when I do get out, I am coming to see
Speaker 3: Larn know that.
Speaker 2: I'm fist to come out there.
Speaker 4: And brother, Man, look, hey, you up here calling me
Speaker 4: with this ignorant stuff. Man, that's what probably got your
Speaker 4: tail in jail. Anyway, Hey man, listen, you come up here,
Speaker 4: you gonna wind up getting both put up in the penitentiary, man,
Speaker 4: because I ain't playing about my wife.
Speaker 16: Man.
Speaker 4: Brother, you just need to go on chill out after
Speaker 4: you get out of Brother said somewhere. Man, don't bring
Speaker 4: I ain't.
Speaker 8: Man.
Speaker 3: Look, man, all I'm trying to do is I don't
Speaker 3: care what you're.
Speaker 4: Trying to do, trying to keep your That's all I'm
Speaker 4: trying to tell you to do so we don't both
Speaker 4: end up in the penitentiary. Man or Yop might be
Speaker 4: in You're gonna end up in a grave if you
Speaker 4: keep testing me.
Speaker 5: Man, I'm telling you don't ring up here.
Speaker 4: Brother, just stay there, relaxed, breathe and Jordan. You a man,
Speaker 4: all right, that's all I'm saying.
Speaker 5: All right, man, that's it.
Speaker 2: Hey, what you ain't fish to do is try to
Speaker 2: threaten me.
Speaker 4: Fol So you up here talking about keep your man,
Speaker 4: don't bring here. Ca'm looking for no runner, because I
Speaker 4: will put.
Speaker 8: You up in your I'm coming to see my girl.
Speaker 2: That's my girl.
Speaker 4: We've been laughing to you. I'm trying to tell you
Speaker 4: you better take your somewhere. We're gonna shut this down.
Speaker 8: Thank you talking, Thank you talking to you, talking to.
Speaker 4: This in jail.
Speaker 5: Don't dumping chuck your black.
Speaker 3: Look man, I fished to come home in six weeks
Speaker 3: and I'm coming to see Lorendo, whether y'o like it
Speaker 3: or not.
Speaker 2: And I'm going to see o mama.
Speaker 6: Miss.
Speaker 2: What you ain't gonna do is get in the way
Speaker 2: of me and my girl.
Speaker 3: Somebody I've been loving and writing letters through all this
Speaker 3: damn time I've been on lockdown.
Speaker 5: Man, bring you up.
Speaker 4: I will say it slow to you, bring you up,
Speaker 4: and I swear to God I will put you in
Speaker 4: your grave. That's why I'm gonna put you, homie.
Speaker 5: Bring you better stay up in the penitentiary.
Speaker 3: I'm coming down there to see my girl. See you
Speaker 3: how mama, and get my girl back. My girl leaving
Speaker 3: with me.
Speaker 5: You know, the whole thing you're gonna be saying is
Speaker 5: the asking, because I'm putting you in there.
Speaker 4: Man, I'm telling you you bring your I swear to God. Man,
Speaker 4: you knock on over the door if you want to.
Speaker 5: I'm telling you, man, go to mama house.
Speaker 4: I'm putting your down. Homie. No, I'm not playing with you.
Speaker 5: Man, all right, that's my girl. Man, that is my girl.
Speaker 4: I will up.
Speaker 2: You ain't finna do nothing to me. You ain't gonna
Speaker 2: do nothing for atleast my girl over to me. That's
Speaker 2: what you're finished to do.
Speaker 1: That's it.
Speaker 8: Now.
Speaker 4: I'm gonna release your world in your if you come
Speaker 4: to the door, that's what I'm gonna do. I'm telling you, man,
Speaker 4: by who you can't around.
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Speaker 3: I'm telling you that you're talking all this bad stuff
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Speaker 12: Right, thank you, thank you. Nephew coming up next. It
Speaker 12: is a strawberry letter. The subject is the motion of
Speaker 12: the ocean, all right, the motion of the ocean. I
Speaker 12: think we all have heard that saying before this mayor
Speaker 12: may not be what you think it is, though.
Speaker 2: Done that threw up on the side of the boat.
Speaker 2: I know what.
Speaker 1: We'll get into it.
Speaker 12: We will get into it again Today's Strawberry Letter, subject
Speaker 12: the Motion of the Ocean.
Speaker 1: We'll get into it right after this. You're listening morning show.
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Speaker 12: Dear Stephen Shirley, I caught my husband on the phone
Speaker 12: with a female reminiscing about the sex they had earlier
Speaker 12: that day.
Speaker 1: I tried to control my laughter so he wouldn't hear me.
Speaker 12: I was cracking up inside because the girl was talking
Speaker 12: about how he put it down and it was the
Speaker 12: best she had in a long time.
Speaker 1: She sounded young, so I wondered how many men she'd
Speaker 1: been with. I was very relieved to hear that.
Speaker 12: They used protection. Yet I sat on the floor in
Speaker 12: the hall to hear every word of it. Yes, I
Speaker 12: sat in the hall on the floor to hear every
Speaker 12: word of it. It was a FaceTime call, but I
Speaker 12: couldn't see her face. I made it my mission to
Speaker 12: find out who the lady was. I got her number
Speaker 12: from his phone and I facetimed her from his phone
Speaker 12: when he was asleep.
Speaker 1: She was shocked to see me.
Speaker 12: I showed her how he looks asleep, lying there, fat
Speaker 12: and naked. She opened up and told me everything and apologized.
Speaker 12: I asked why she lied to him about his performance,
Speaker 12: because it's only going to make him cheat even more.
Speaker 12: She says, it's not the size for her, but it's
Speaker 12: the motion of the ocean that has her turned on.
Speaker 12: I knew that she was lying about that too, and
Speaker 12: then she really opened up and told me that my husband.
Speaker 2: Pays her for sex.
Speaker 1: What kind of marriage is this where he's not just
Speaker 1: cheating on me, he's paying for it.
Speaker 12: I can get past the cheating, but he has given
Speaker 12: this woman close to two thousand dollars from our family's
Speaker 12: pot of gold. I am finally ready to tell my
Speaker 12: husband to get out, but the lady has stopped cooperating
Speaker 12: with me. I guess the motion of the ocean is
Speaker 12: better to her than doing what's right. Should I file
Speaker 12: for divorce or tell him I know everything and see
Speaker 12: what he has to say for himself? What is that
Speaker 12: you want him to say? I mean, you have all
Speaker 12: the evidence you need to make a rational decision. I
Speaker 12: agree with you that cheating is bad enough. But yes,
Speaker 12: your husband is taking your family's money, your money, money
Speaker 12: that you've worked for, and paying another woman for sex.
Speaker 1: I mean he's violated so many marital rules.
Speaker 12: Then you ask the question, should you file for divorce
Speaker 12: or let him know that you know everything and see
Speaker 12: what he has to say for himself. This sounds a
Speaker 12: little code like you really don't want to divorce him
Speaker 12: or something, because if you want out, I mean, you're laughing,
Speaker 12: you know, when you hear him talking about having sex
Speaker 12: with another woman, you don't have to have to ask
Speaker 12: Steve and I what to do. I mean, anyway, your
Speaker 12: husband already knows you know, the young girl told him everything.
Speaker 1: So does it really matter what he says at this point?
Speaker 12: I mean, once you file divorce papers. If you file,
Speaker 12: he'll have a lot to say then for sure, and
Speaker 12: he'll start with buy.
Speaker 7: Seed Oh, I don't even know how the letter is
Speaker 7: titled the Motion of the Ocean. I don't know what
Speaker 7: they got to do with it, but I guess she
Speaker 7: tried to make a point of it. I caught my
Speaker 7: husband on the phone with a female. Now that right there,
Speaker 7: that right there alone would be so damn detrimental. They
Speaker 7: were reminiscing about the sex they had earlier that day.
Speaker 7: I had to control my laughter so he wouldn't hear me.
Speaker 7: I was cracking up inside because the girl was talking
Speaker 7: about how he had put it down and it was
Speaker 7: the best she's had in a long time. She sounded young,
Speaker 7: so I wondered how many men she'd been with. I
Speaker 7: was very relieved to hear that they used protection. Yes,
Speaker 7: I sat on the floor in the hall to hear
Speaker 7: every word of it, and it was a FaceTime called,
Speaker 7: but I couldn't see her face.
Speaker 2: Wait a minute, what do you even understand this?
Speaker 7: This is how you reacted to the news that your
Speaker 7: husband had just had sex earlier that day with a woman,
Speaker 7: and they was on the phone FaceTime, and this was
Speaker 7: your reaction. You sat in the flow laughing. Ain't but
Speaker 7: one thing obvious to me. You don't give a damn
Speaker 7: about this man right here. You stop caring about what
Speaker 7: he thought, said or felt a long time ago. You
Speaker 7: hear they having sex and you sitting in the flow laughing. Heah,
Speaker 7: most women would have toe that damn doe down. It
Speaker 7: would have been some hell to pay man anyway. I
Speaker 7: guess you just don't care about the man.
Speaker 2: Anyway.
Speaker 5: Uh.
Speaker 7: But I couldn't see her face, so I made it
Speaker 7: my mission to find out who this lady was. Now
Speaker 7: we talking. See, Now, this is how normal people react
Speaker 7: to the spouse cheat.
Speaker 2: Okay.
Speaker 7: I got her number from his phone and I face
Speaker 7: timed her from his phone when he was asleep. She
Speaker 7: was shocked to see me. I showed her how he
Speaker 7: looks asleep, laying the fat and naked.
Speaker 2: God, oh god.
Speaker 7: Then she opened up and told me everything and apologized what.
Speaker 7: I asked her why she lied to him about his performance,
Speaker 7: because it's only gonna make him cheat even more. She said,
Speaker 7: it ain't the size for her, but it's the motion
Speaker 7: in the ocean that has her turned on. I knew
Speaker 7: she was lying about that too, and she really opened
Speaker 7: up and told me that my husband pays her for sex.
Speaker 2: What you done?
Speaker 7: Had this whole conversation. Then guess what this lady said.
Speaker 7: What kind of marriage is this for? He's not just
Speaker 7: cheating on me, He's paying for it. You got to
Speaker 7: get the side piece some money. This has how this worked?
Speaker 7: That's really what is you shocked about? You shocked that
Speaker 7: he paid her money two thousand from our family.
Speaker 2: Pot of gold.
Speaker 1: Than hang on, Steve, I know this letter right here.
Speaker 2: I don't even know how to help her.
Speaker 8: I know.
Speaker 1: All right.
Speaker 12: We'll have part two of Steve's response coming up at
Speaker 12: twenty three minutes after the hour of today's Strawberry Letter,
Speaker 12: subject the Motion of the Ocean.
Speaker 1: We'll get back into it right after this. You're listening
Speaker 1: morning show.
Speaker 12: All right, Steve, here we go with this letter. Let's recap,
Speaker 12: all right, let's recap.
Speaker 2: This, all right?
Speaker 7: Get married to this man. She found out she was
Speaker 7: cheating it. He was cheating on her because she overheard
Speaker 7: a conversation he was having on the phone with a
Speaker 7: girl he had just had sex with earlier that day,
Speaker 7: and they were going over how it was. The woman
Speaker 7: was listening to this sitting on the floor and was
Speaker 7: laughing at the whole thing because she.
Speaker 2: Thought it was funny.
Speaker 7: Because the girl was lying to the man talking about
Speaker 7: how good he was, and she know he ain't that good,
Speaker 7: and it was funny to her, and but now they
Speaker 7: was facetiming so she couldn't see. So she made it
Speaker 7: her mission to find out who this young girl was.
Speaker 7: So while the man was sleeping, she picked up his
Speaker 7: phone called the girl. The girl was shocked to see
Speaker 7: this woman on the other end of the phone, but
Speaker 7: the woman showed her her husband laying there, fat and
Speaker 7: naked and asleep, and then asked her why she cheated
Speaker 7: with her husband he said, She said, it ain't the size,
Speaker 7: it's the motion of the ocean that has her turned on.
Speaker 7: So she said she knowing about lying too. So then
Speaker 7: the girl went on and apologized and everything. But then
Speaker 7: they kept talking and the girl finally informed the wife
Speaker 7: that he pays her for sex. Now here would have
Speaker 7: let it get there, And she says, opened up and
Speaker 7: told me that her husband pays for sex. What kind
Speaker 7: of marriage is this? Well, he's not just cheating on me,
Speaker 7: he's paying for it. That's the part. That's the part.
Speaker 7: You don't think the side he's supposed to get, no, nothing,
Speaker 7: just but it don't stop there. Her next line was
Speaker 7: I can get past the cheating.
Speaker 2: Okay, that's a good one.
Speaker 7: Right here, This is a good wife right here, laughing
Speaker 7: when she found out about it, sitting in the floor,
Speaker 7: cracking up.
Speaker 2: And now she's say I can get past the cheating. Really,
Speaker 2: that's a new one.
Speaker 7: But he has given this woman close to two thousand
Speaker 7: from our family pot of gold. Now I'm finally ready
Speaker 7: to tell my husband to get out, but the lady
Speaker 7: has stopped cooperating with me. What you say you're close
Speaker 7: to ready to telling your husband to get out, but
Speaker 7: the lady has stopped cooperating with me. How much more
Speaker 7: damn cooperation you need?
Speaker 8: What?
Speaker 2: What you think she gonna make a good witness? I mean,
Speaker 2: the lady doesn't stop cooperating. What they got to do
Speaker 2: with anything?
Speaker 1: You ain't heard?
Speaker 7: You heard the conversation. You facetimed the woman you know
Speaker 7: who she is. She done told you everything, and now
Speaker 7: she didn't told you that your husband two thousand and
Speaker 7: you thinking about leaving. But the girl doesn't stop cooperating
Speaker 7: with me, And Shirley said it best. The young girl
Speaker 7: then told your husband that he got a call from you.
Speaker 7: You can believe that he don't Pie is a needle.
Speaker 7: He can't believe me, so guess what he doing. He
Speaker 7: ain't saying nothing. He just said the house scared to death.
Speaker 7: He's scared to death. The fact that she said, I
Speaker 7: guess the motion of the ocean is better to her
Speaker 7: than doing what's right. Should I file for divorce or
Speaker 7: tell him I know everything? He already know you know everything?
Speaker 7: See here the crazy part in this letter. She know
Speaker 7: the dude was cheating. She done talked to the girl
Speaker 7: that he was cheating with. She then facetimed the girl.
Speaker 7: The girl on the face time he saw. She saw
Speaker 7: who the girl was and showed her her fat naked
Speaker 7: husband sleep in the bed while they discussed him. Wow, everybody,
Speaker 7: and then the young girl hung up. And the next
Speaker 7: day you better believe she called him and said, guess
Speaker 7: who called me?
Speaker 2: Cynthia. Now he going sith.
Speaker 7: You're wife, as she facetimed, and she showed me you
Speaker 7: laying in the bed, sleep naked, And I told her everything?
Speaker 8: You what? You?
Speaker 2: You told her what?
Speaker 7: Because right now he trying to figure out how he
Speaker 7: gonna just weave the part that he don't even know her.
Speaker 7: But now they done face timed and talked. So now
Speaker 7: that I don't even know her what you told her?
Speaker 7: What I told her everything? What you mean you told
Speaker 7: her everything?
Speaker 2: I told her? That you pay for it? Do you
Speaker 2: know this man ain't getting no sleep?
Speaker 7: So now she's saying, should I file for divorce or
Speaker 7: tell him I know everything and see what he has
Speaker 7: to say for himself. Lady, that's gonna be the most
Speaker 7: uninteresting conversation you've ever had because you already know all
Speaker 7: the facts. Shirley's right, You're not going nowhere because you
Speaker 7: done created any excuse as to why you can't go
Speaker 7: nowhere because you say the girl and stop cooperating with you.
Speaker 7: I don't know what they got to do with anything,
Speaker 7: what that got to do with the price or rights.
Speaker 7: But if that's your excuse for staying with him, then
Speaker 7: just stay with your husan. You know already said you
Speaker 7: can get past the cheating. If you can get past
Speaker 7: to cheating, you can get past the two thousand dollars.
Speaker 7: All he gotta do is put it back. You the
Speaker 7: most gold person I haven't ever met. I don't even
Speaker 7: know why we talking to you. I ain't going nowhere.
Speaker 7: You like fat boy. Everybody else like fat boy, So
Speaker 7: I don't know what to tell you, Lady dumb. I'm
Speaker 7: so dump going confused about this right here, y'all don't
Speaker 7: have a real marriage. You think him sleeping with this
Speaker 7: other girl's funny? Yeah, this letter is confuse it it.
Speaker 2: Is he did you care? You don't care.
Speaker 1: I don't think she cares.
Speaker 13: All right?
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Speaker 12: Talk with Junior Junior. I know you have a lot
Speaker 12: to talk about today. Uh huh, we'll get into it
Speaker 12: right after this.
Speaker 1: You're listening.
Speaker 8: Morning show.
Speaker 1: It is time now for Junior and Sports Talk.
Speaker 6: What you got Junior?
Speaker 2: All right?
Speaker 1: Surelie?
Speaker 10: Well, Draymond Green has been reinstated to the n n
Speaker 10: b A. He's back. He yeah, caming back.
Speaker 1: Uh, we don't know.
Speaker 10: Uh, you know, he said this, this is so great.
Speaker 10: He said that Adam Silver has talked him to retirement.
Speaker 10: He was gonna retire because he said it was too much.
Speaker 10: But he said, now, Adam Silver said, I think you're
Speaker 10: make an irrational decision. I can't let you do that
Speaker 10: because he's in the first year of a four year,
Speaker 10: one hundred million dollar deal. So, uh, I don't believe
Speaker 10: he was gonna retire myself. Who was gonna tire Raymond?
Speaker 1: He said he wanted to. He want to retire.
Speaker 11: It was too much, he says, too much. He could
Speaker 11: he couldn't handle it.
Speaker 7: And he's not gonna he's not gonna jump on basketball. Yeah, well,
Speaker 7: is it playing basketball there's too much? Or playing basketball
Speaker 7: without fighting?
Speaker 2: Which one?
Speaker 1: Which one is too much?
Speaker 2: I ain't gonna. I ain't gonna be able to do this,
Speaker 2: and y'all ain't gonna let me fight.
Speaker 1: But Adam Silver talked.
Speaker 10: So he's coming back, man, four year, one hundred million
Speaker 10: dollars deal, first year, So he's good.
Speaker 1: John Morant is out for the season.
Speaker 17: Man, What Yeah?
Speaker 10: Man, he tore a ligament in his shoulder, so he's out.
Speaker 10: He gotta have season ending surgery.
Speaker 3: Uh.
Speaker 10: You know, he came back after twenty five game suspension
Speaker 10: and only played nine games, man, so we'll see him next.
Speaker 10: Came back after how many games twenty five member the
Speaker 10: twenty five game suspension for the gun Wow, that's yeah.
Speaker 11: Then played nine games and hen he's out for the
Speaker 11: season now.
Speaker 4: Man.
Speaker 2: So I love watching him play. He can ball. Oh man,
Speaker 2: John Mourn, he's exciting.
Speaker 1: We'll see him next season, Tager Woods.
Speaker 10: Yeah because he yeah, yeah, Oh he's excited. Well, we'll
Speaker 10: see him next season though. After that show to get fixed,
Speaker 10: we'll know. Tiger Woods and Nike have ended their ways.
Speaker 10: They parted ways after twenty seven years. Tiger signed with
Speaker 10: nikel when he was only twenty years old. Man, they
Speaker 10: thanked him. They was grateful.
Speaker 11: You know, he made hundreds of million dollars worth of
Speaker 11: endorsements with Nike.
Speaker 19: So he's gone.
Speaker 11: So I if they looking for somebody, I'm available.
Speaker 2: What Nike thing would you and what would you represent?
Speaker 1: I'll put on whatever like you got for me for
Speaker 1: the check a head man, Oh boy, I'm hired.
Speaker 2: What's going on?
Speaker 8: It just hit me.
Speaker 2: I'm sorry, sorry, I was. I was really looking for
Speaker 2: something you could.
Speaker 9: Well nowhere, go ahead, alright, Junior's down, Thank you, JUNR.
Speaker 1: Coming up at the top of the hour.
Speaker 12: Should a woman be mad, Steve if her married boyfriend
Speaker 12: tricks her into losing.
Speaker 1: Won't talk about that? She need your advice? Right after this.
Speaker 1: You're listening Morning show, all right, Steve.
Speaker 12: This is from Tammy and Arlington. She says, I was
Speaker 12: on a spiritual journey with a man that I met online.
Speaker 12: We did a fast and I stopped eating meat and
Speaker 12: I worked out four days a week. I did that
Speaker 12: for six months straight and I lost twenty two pounds
Speaker 12: during that time.
Speaker 1: We didn't have sex, but we did fool round.
Speaker 12: Recently, I allowed him to move in with me, and
Speaker 12: that's when I found out he's married.
Speaker 1: He said he was ready to leave his wife because
Speaker 1: I'm not chubby anymore.
Speaker 12: On one hand, I'm mad that he tricked me into
Speaker 12: losing weight, But on the other hand, I look and
Speaker 12: feel amazing now. He says he loves me, and he
Speaker 12: showed me his divorce papers. Am I crazy for loving him?
Speaker 12: Should I let him go and get.
Speaker 1: A new man? With my new body?
Speaker 3: I want you?
Speaker 7: Yeah, I mean, he tricked you into losing weight, but
Speaker 7: you look and feel amazing. Okay, I know a lot
Speaker 7: of people want to want that trick.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but then.
Speaker 7: If you find out he's married, and now he said
Speaker 7: he want to be with you because you're not chubby
Speaker 7: no more.
Speaker 13: Damn.
Speaker 7: He said that didn't have sex, but y'all fooling around.
Speaker 7: I'm so damn confused.
Speaker 2: Right now, you like him? Does he like you? Gave
Speaker 2: it back?
Speaker 1: He said he loves her. He said he loves her.
Speaker 7: See, well, you better stay on that full day no
Speaker 7: meat eating program and lock that in because I don't.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean, you know, look, it.
Speaker 7: Could work, It could work, you know. But it started
Speaker 7: off with a little bit of deceit. But he showed
Speaker 7: his divorce. But I don't know, man, I next question,
Speaker 7: I don't care. I just can't help everybody nothing.
Speaker 2: Lord, I can't solve all the problem. It's too early
Speaker 2: for this.
Speaker 1: We have another one for you.
Speaker 2: I was just fried chicken.
Speaker 1: That is wrong, Chris.
Speaker 12: This is from ROLANDA and Pensacola Steve. She says, I
Speaker 12: was at a get together and my friend's husband walked
Speaker 12: in on me in the bathroom as I was squatting.
Speaker 12: He said he only wanted to wash his hands, and
Speaker 12: he did so as I stood there in shock. My
Speaker 12: friend does not see why I have a problem with
Speaker 12: what her husband did, and said we've been friends so
Speaker 12: long that it shouldn't even matter. I want him to apologize.
Speaker 12: Should I tell my big brother what happened or let
Speaker 12: it go?
Speaker 2: Your brother gonna be his ass. But you know that's rude,
Speaker 2: and that dude did it on purpose.
Speaker 7: And he walked in and he wanted to see what
Speaker 7: he wanted to see, and he wanted to see what
Speaker 7: reaction you had to it. And if you wasn't gonna
Speaker 7: be appalled, then the next conversation y'all was gonna have
Speaker 7: was how fine you look sitting on that tarleet. I'm
Speaker 7: telling you this right here, I just want to wash
Speaker 7: my hands. Man, You couldn't have waited to wash your hands.
Speaker 7: Boy stopped, boy stop? And then and then when you
Speaker 7: went to your girlfriend, she's stupid girl. Y'all been friend
Speaker 7: so long. All he want to do is watch his head.
Speaker 2: That's a lie. He wanted to see you with your
Speaker 2: pants down.
Speaker 1: That's crazy what I heard anything like this.
Speaker 3: Ain't no more false's or bathroom in the house. They
Speaker 3: just got one false. You could wash your hands in
Speaker 3: the sink, Yeah, in the kitchen sink. First of all,
Speaker 3: what happened to, oh wow, my bad, excuse me?
Speaker 5: Yeah?
Speaker 7: No, no, he walked right on in like he okay, yeah,
Speaker 7: but if you hadn't told his wife, the next conversation was, hey,
Speaker 7: I really apologize walking in on you, but wow, he
Speaker 7: looked amazing.
Speaker 1: Was That's why he hit that they've been friends for
Speaker 1: so long that it shouldn't matter. That's what the wife said.
Speaker 2: What the wife's stupid. The wife is stupid.
Speaker 7: Because first of all, all right, training in the washing
Speaker 7: your hands, she's sitting on a toilet.
Speaker 1: This is craziness.
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Speaker 2: I love Junior now, but I love you, but know
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Speaker 12: we'll play around it.
Speaker 1: Would you rather? Right after this? You're listening hard Morning
Speaker 1: Show and it's time now for a round? Would you rather?
Speaker 1: Would you rather?
Speaker 8: Here?
Speaker 12: It is go to Vegas for the super Bowl or
Speaker 12: Jamaica for the Hedonism Festival?
Speaker 2: Okay, this is kind of tight here now in here,
Speaker 2: will it's kind of tight man. I have to go
Speaker 2: to the super Bowl.
Speaker 7: You already know, good hair, Well, I can't go, No,
Speaker 7: damn Jamaica is no what heating? Come on the internet
Speaker 7: and now y'all see naked airste.
Speaker 1: He really did fell off making naked trip.
Speaker 2: Lost this bye steed down there in the hotel with
Speaker 2: all the women and cat we.
Speaker 1: I thinkbody body Yeah.
Speaker 2: Super Bowl, super Bowl, super bowls answers.
Speaker 12: Would you rather dive into a freezing cold pool or
Speaker 12: would you rather sit in a scorching hot chakuzie hey,
Speaker 12: freezing cold.
Speaker 2: Pool and have a crisis? You know, stupid? I better
Speaker 2: not seeing in the cold plant.
Speaker 7: You don't get your dumb ass in that hot ass
Speaker 7: sun and sit your little stupid out down and put
Speaker 7: your head band on and sit you sweat out your eyes.
Speaker 2: Talk about he gonna jump.
Speaker 8: In the all right?
Speaker 12: Would you rather just calls no texting for a month,
Speaker 12: or would you rather texting only with no calls?
Speaker 2: Oh, man, include my wife text.
Speaker 1: Texting and no calls.
Speaker 2: I got I got to take d cock, got to
Speaker 2: talk to my wife. I'm sorry, Well, we gotta go
Speaker 2: with the group. Hey, we gotta take d car. Yeah
Speaker 2: we got to We'll put that texting on home. Yeah,
Speaker 2: nothing else stupid? All right?
Speaker 12: Would you would you rather be known as a really
Speaker 12: nice guy, really nice guy, just a nice guy?
Speaker 1: Would you rather be known as a great lover? Never?
Speaker 1: I'm already I think we all know they I mean,
Speaker 1: well yeah, and.
Speaker 2: I'm both so.
Speaker 1: He said you ain't for your You ain't no nice
Speaker 1: ass guy.
Speaker 2: What if you talk like? Okay, well, I just be.
Speaker 7: Anybody know her ain't never my damn goal. I ain't
Speaker 7: never said I'd be the nicest guy in the damn room.
Speaker 7: I ain't never want I shouldn't want to be the
Speaker 7: nicest guy in it. What you feel about me, I'm
Speaker 7: too difficult to be nice. I wake up not to
Speaker 7: be nice. Matter of fact, if I can avoid it,
Speaker 7: I will.
Speaker 1: All right, that's today's rounded. Would you rather thank you?
Speaker 4: Guys?
Speaker 12: Coming up next, I will have some closing remarks at
Speaker 12: forty nine minutes after right after this, you're listening.
Speaker 1: Morning show. All right, guys, here we are our last
Speaker 1: break of the day on this Wednesday. It's been a
Speaker 1: good day.
Speaker 2: Remarks.
Speaker 7: It's going to be straightening out a couple of things,
Speaker 7: and okay, reference to anything about me, I just don't.
Speaker 7: I'm not getting into that world. I'm just talking about
Speaker 7: I'm gonna share something about the super Bowl and I
Speaker 7: want to say something.
Speaker 2: We're gone.
Speaker 13: Yeah.
Speaker 2: Well, like I told them earlier, a friend of mine
Speaker 2: gave me two tickets and.
Speaker 1: Sweet wow, very nice.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's You're just blessed when you have people like that.
Speaker 3: But I.
Speaker 7: Get you know, man, can I say something about comedy?
Speaker 7: I just suggest about comedy. Yeah, because we have three
Speaker 7: of us on the show, and we have three of
Speaker 7: us on the show, and I want to say something
Speaker 7: just so the public understands something about comedy that's not
Speaker 7: being shared with you.
Speaker 2: First of all, let me give you a little terminology.
Speaker 2: Carlin and I was.
Speaker 7: Discussing yesterday what's called a stock joke, and Sureley and
Speaker 7: Carla said, I've known you and Tommy and Kiirr all
Speaker 7: these years, and I've never heard the term stock joke.
Speaker 7: A stock joke, you all, in comedy is a joke
Speaker 7: joke that's written. They come from people from years ago
Speaker 7: and people repeat them their stock joke like Knock Knock
Speaker 7: Who's Dad? Or Bernie did a stock joke at the
Speaker 7: end of his show about the bus driver and the
Speaker 7: little boy who had the stuttering problem and kept getting
Speaker 7: the door slammed in his face, and at the end
Speaker 7: the guy said why you keep doing it? And then
Speaker 7: the driver said, he he he teasing me. Well, that's
Speaker 7: a stock joke. Nothing, there's nothing wrong with that. That's
Speaker 7: perfectly allowable. The joke that said did about abominitious everybody
Speaker 7: talking about he stole that from a show. That's a
Speaker 7: stock joke. That's a stock joke from Designing Women. That
Speaker 7: came from a joke designing Women. All sitcom has writers
Speaker 7: in the room. These writers write this stuff into shows.
Speaker 7: Say it just did a stock joke, but he made
Speaker 7: it his own by talking about he was with his
Speaker 7: cousin named CJ. And he just put a spin on it.
Speaker 7: It's just a stock joke. So let me help you
Speaker 7: all understand something. All this talk out here today about stealing,
Speaker 7: listen to me, when a joke makes it on sin,
Speaker 7: a dude is not writing that joke the day before
Speaker 7: he goes on film. This could be a joke he's
Speaker 7: done for years and when you see it on film,
Speaker 7: he just not doing this one on film. I have
Speaker 7: personally more jokes not on film than our on film.
Speaker 7: So you gotta watch how people.
Speaker 2: They tell you things, but they don't put no timetable
Speaker 2: on it.
Speaker 7: You don't know where that care and please don't get
Speaker 7: jokes still and confused with premises. If a comedian has
Speaker 7: the same premise as another comedian, if it's verbatim, something
Speaker 7: has happened. If it's not verbatim, it's a primise. Y'all
Speaker 7: got to understand that, man, and that can happen all
Speaker 7: the time in this business. So now I've said that
Speaker 7: just to give you all a little bit of clarity.
Speaker 7: But here's what I really wanted to share with y'all, listener,
Speaker 7: very important information. We're talking about Super Bowl tickets and
Speaker 7: a friend of mine sent this to me today and
Speaker 7: I just wanted to share it with you all. A
Speaker 7: friend of mine listened to me carefully, everybody. A friend
Speaker 7: of mine has two tickets to the twenty twenty fourth
Speaker 7: Super Bowl on February eleventh. Both are VIP seats. He
Speaker 7: paid two thy five hundred dollars each, but he didn't
Speaker 7: realize last year when he bought them it was going
Speaker 7: to be on the same day as his wedding.
Speaker 5: WHOA.
Speaker 7: Now, if you are interested, he is looking for someone
Speaker 7: to take his place. It's at Holy Cross Church on
Speaker 7: Lake Avenue at three pm.
Speaker 2: The bride's name is Judy.
Speaker 7: She's five to four, about one hundred and fifteen pounds,
Speaker 7: black hair, very energetic, has two jobs and is a
Speaker 7: very good cook too.
Speaker 2: You'll be there. She'll be the one with the white
Speaker 2: dress on it. That's funny talk, anybody, man? Right there? Now,
Speaker 2: That right there, y'all, is an example of a stock joke.
Speaker 6: Okay, all right.
Speaker 7: If a comedian tells that joke and repeats it, he's
Speaker 7: repeating a stock joke.
Speaker 2: Who he ain't stole you nothing?
Speaker 7: And I just want to say that, man, because a
Speaker 7: lot of my friends are being accused of stealing and
Speaker 7: just on their behalf. Man, I want you all to
Speaker 7: understand that that that's the business we end. And you
Speaker 7: gotta be really, really careful man. Like I said in
Speaker 7: twenty twenty four moving, surround yourself with positive people, y'all.
Speaker 7: You please please surround yourself with the right people. If
Speaker 7: there is a person who is bringing you a slew
Speaker 7: of negativity, wraps it up in a big old negative
Speaker 7: ball and presents it to you, what is the purpose
Speaker 7: of this person and why are you allowing this person
Speaker 7: to premeate your life? Man, Keep your focus on God,
Speaker 7: put your focus on your dreams and visions.
Speaker 2: Quit worrying about what everybody else is doing.
Speaker 7: If you take that energy and put it on what
Speaker 7: you need to do, you'll have a much better twenty
Speaker 7: twenty four. So everybody, let's get a whole lot more
Speaker 7: in twenty twenty four. Stay focused, Keep God in your life.
Speaker 7: Don't forget to pray. You know, and I know they
Speaker 7: say pray for your enemies, but you know, it's really
Speaker 7: not that type of Christians.
Speaker 2: Yet it y'all say, y'all talk God, He love He,
Speaker 2: don't listen.
Speaker 13: Be a loved.
Speaker 8: For all.
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