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Speaker 3: It's Brook and Jeffrey in the morning, and we got
Speaker 3: to start today by saying, sorry, Betty White, but there's
Speaker 3: a new silver haired, sharp tongue senior winning over the
Speaker 3: hearts of the entire country. Oh, I'm not talking about
Speaker 3: Brook's mom this time.
Speaker 4: She's hot, but she has one little tiny strand of
Speaker 4: silver hair.
Speaker 5: Well, it's actually really amazing to.
Speaker 3: Get on Instagram and postie that's really good. Her name
Speaker 3: is Lillian Jerniac aka Grandma Deroniac. She's a ninety three
Speaker 3: year old social media influencer. Was close to thirteen million
Speaker 3: tiktoks everybody kills. Here's a picture of her.
Speaker 5: Oh yes, she gives all sorts of hacks. Right is
Speaker 5: this the hack grammar? Is that a different grandma cooking one?
Speaker 3: I don't follow all of the grandma's on four don't.
Speaker 3: I don't know the whole rolodex.
Speaker 5: I do feel like that'd be your algorithm.
Speaker 3: She just posted a dating recap that went viral.
Speaker 5: Oh my god, she did one because you guys.
Speaker 3: Remember those where you post a short like recap of
Speaker 3: all the dates that you went on in the past year.
Speaker 5: Right, how many were first dates? How many went into
Speaker 5: second dates?
Speaker 3: Right? So Granny just did one. I'll let Granny d
Speaker 3: give you the update.
Speaker 6: Here's my dating rat this year. We got a lot
Speaker 6: to cover. I went on five first dates. I met
Speaker 6: one at a funeral and he was two. One was
Speaker 6: from Instagram. I met one at a bar and two
Speaker 6: at bingo. Might be wondering how many I kissed. I
Speaker 6: kissed all of them. This is what happened to them.
Speaker 6: One wasn't honest, one died I posted too, and one Dcamerian.
Speaker 6: This is how many ghosts did me because he turned
Speaker 6: into a ghost peace, I too. Situation ships, they were losers.
Speaker 7: Of course.
Speaker 6: It was the guy at the bar and the guy
Speaker 6: from Instagram. Total relationships. One can he helped me make this?
Speaker 6: That's it?
Speaker 5: Oh so much action?
Speaker 7: No?
Speaker 4: I mean impressed with like all the dates she went on.
Speaker 5: How could you say?
Speaker 8: No?
Speaker 5: I can't believe she can find that many men alive.
Speaker 3: If you're wondering. She is still in that relationship right
Speaker 3: now and they are exclusive with each other. Her boyfriend
Speaker 3: is kind of shy in private, but she says he's
Speaker 3: very handsome, cares a lot about her, and he liked
Speaker 3: her even before he knew that she was famous.
Speaker 5: She didn't know what TikTok was.
Speaker 9: To work.
Speaker 3: He thought talk was a clock. So but Lillian calls
Speaker 3: herself a grand Fluencern. She says she gets to recognized
Speaker 3: whenever she's out on the town. Her most famous video
Speaker 3: got over seventy one million views when she was showing
Speaker 3: off her dress before going out on a date.
Speaker 5: That is, I mean, what a way to stay young.
Speaker 5: Too good for her.
Speaker 3: In the video, she goes, quote, this is my outfit.
Speaker 3: If he doesn't like it, he can leave. Is a
Speaker 3: free dinner. I'm not even gonna bring my wallets. We
Speaker 3: gotta move on and get into the shock. Calla question
Speaker 3: today and and the reins off to a man who's
Speaker 3: very popular among our ninety and over demo digital Jake
Speaker 3: take it away.
Speaker 7: Well if you miss it on the show yesterday, our
Speaker 7: own Alexis Fuller was ready and excited to continue wowing
Speaker 7: the world with her secret talent of doing uncanny vocal
Speaker 7: impersonations of.
Speaker 3: Famous celebitis spot on.
Speaker 7: That is, until one hunchbacked, bespectacled woman threw her at
Speaker 7: the walls.
Speaker 5: I've been working on my posture this year.
Speaker 7: Jake raised her fist in protest and shouted, if.
Speaker 10: Any female is gonna get applauded for showcasing Jackie Chance
Speaker 10: high yaws, definitely how it happens, Brook.
Speaker 7: I'm talking about none other than our own Brook Fox.
Speaker 5: Wow, how many times you can insult me.
Speaker 7: In one Well? How about this?
Speaker 10: You've now been anointed as the new queen of impressions
Speaker 10: by me, and as long as you don't yell them
Speaker 10: like you did yesterday, you can.
Speaker 4: On the plane is a big issue.
Speaker 7: So to avoid angering her any further, we're just going
Speaker 7: to continue to let her take the spotlight for another
Speaker 7: round of dim personations, this time with Brook. You were
Speaker 7: too good at you stole it from.
Speaker 5: Her Never I don't even know Brook.
Speaker 7: This first round is going to Jose.
Speaker 3: This time can start for me.
Speaker 7: Jose, You'll have thirty seconds to guess this impersonation. If
Speaker 7: you get it right, you're safe from the shot collar. Brook.
Speaker 7: Are you ready to go? It's someone she doesn't know.
Speaker 3: I'm trying to think of, Like, I don't know.
Speaker 7: All right, let's go, you're in. Impersonation starts in three
Speaker 7: two one go.
Speaker 5: The only reason I know this impersonation is because Jose
Speaker 5: does it sometimes. But it's just I don't even know.
Speaker 5: I don't know what this person sounds like.
Speaker 3: I'm just just an old man.
Speaker 1: Always Christopher walking.
Speaker 3: No, oh my god.
Speaker 7: Literally thought what old man pressions?
Speaker 3: It sounded more like Owen Wilson to me.
Speaker 7: Yeah, I don't know.
Speaker 5: Why was Christopher walking?
Speaker 3: Even in I don't even know everything.
Speaker 5: Yeah, that's it. That's the only reason I know him
Speaker 5: is because here's.
Speaker 3: Spring wedding crashers.
Speaker 4: Your job?
Speaker 5: You work?
Speaker 7: Wow, that was Christopher walking. You see what kind of
Speaker 7: success it brings you when you don't yell. She's so good.
Speaker 7: I know she's very good.
Speaker 5: Brook.
Speaker 7: This next round is going for Alexis.
Speaker 5: Oh, I know this woman. I can't think of how
Speaker 5: to do it it.
Speaker 3: No, don't take your time. We have limited on time.
Speaker 3: We just gotta go.
Speaker 7: Round two begins in three to one go.
Speaker 3: I'm a sager look on really dead boys, but I'm
Speaker 3: a woman.
Speaker 5: I see always happening.
Speaker 4: Well, maybe that's because that's who I am.
Speaker 5: Miley Cyrus.
Speaker 4: You just did her so dirty.
Speaker 7: Some people are born with gifts and is one of
Speaker 7: the Yeah, that was Miley Cyrus. All right, we're on
Speaker 7: to the final round. This one's for Jeffrey and his Jeffrey.
Speaker 7: There is a note on here. There's one thing Brooke
Speaker 7: is not allowed to mention.
Speaker 3: Okay, oh god, are you ready? Brooke gotta just do
Speaker 3: it this. You gotta just try whatever comes to mind,
Speaker 3: go with it.
Speaker 7: Your impersonation starts in three to one go.
Speaker 4: I love stein up comedy and and I'm talking to you,
Speaker 4: but man, it was different.
Speaker 5: When I was growing up.
Speaker 3: Jerry Seinfeldt, No, I am definitely Jewish, man, I'm not
Speaker 3: at all.
Speaker 5: Okay, I man, how else does he sound? I don't know?
Speaker 5: I do know as well.
Speaker 3: Okay, you're Kevin Hart. Why are you yelling again?
Speaker 7: Came out there.
Speaker 3: Every time Brooke doesn't know what to do, she just
Speaker 3: screams at the top of her lungs.
Speaker 7: So that was the way that impersonation was.
Speaker 3: Chris Rock obviously, women shop, women be shopping, boom done.
Speaker 7: And she wasn't allowed to mention the slack.
Speaker 5: That's Chris Rock.
Speaker 3: No, no, no.
Speaker 7: That's just the same last name. Alright, just famous for
Speaker 7: stand ups.
Speaker 3: Just stop guessing people, just head of state. I got
Speaker 3: it wrong, all right. I somehow did not get Chris
Speaker 3: Rock out of that impression, So I'm going to get shot.
Speaker 5: I didn't know what to do for you. Sorry.
Speaker 3: Somebody wanted somebody wanted to hear Hello by Adele, So
Speaker 3: hello from the other side. I must have called a
Speaker 3: thousand times your shock collar question of the day, freaking
Speaker 3: Jeffrey in the morning, never gone on a vacation and
Speaker 3: just had a really terrible experience your hotel, Oh man,
Speaker 3: You know, like when you check into your penthouse suite
Speaker 3: at the Four Seasons and your quote ocean View has
Speaker 3: a boat in front of it. What am I paying for?
Speaker 8: Yeah?
Speaker 5: I don't want to think it.
Speaker 3: Tell the to move that boat or I am not
Speaker 3: gonna stay here.
Speaker 5: That's what I met moving.
Speaker 3: Well. One of our listeners was on a family trip
Speaker 3: years ago when she went to her hotel room and
Speaker 3: noticed something in there that was not supposed to be
Speaker 3: and she never told her parents about it to this
Speaker 3: day because it was so shocking. You're not gonna believe
Speaker 3: what happened. She's gonna reveal it when we do a
Speaker 3: brand new mass speaker coming up. You don't know me
Speaker 3: your confession.
Speaker 7: I can't take back earl arms speak.
Speaker 3: We got a text to seventy eighty five nine two
Speaker 3: that says I'm a pilot for a major airline. But
Speaker 3: I still have to say never eat shredded wheat to
Speaker 3: figure out which way east and west.
Speaker 5: I used to do so.
Speaker 3: Still I used naughty elephants squirt water. Whoa either that
Speaker 3: or Nelly enjoys sociable weddings? Easy, You'll never forget that.
Speaker 3: But if you're a naughty elephant that wants to squirt
Speaker 3: out some secrets, you can do it right for you.
Speaker 3: The mass speakers like one of our listeners who's ready
Speaker 3: to super soak us with a confession. She's chosen to
Speaker 3: go by Stephanie today. So Stephanie, welcome to the show.
Speaker 4: Even with a voice changer, you sound nervous, Yeah, okay,
Speaker 4: that's fine.
Speaker 11: Okay.
Speaker 3: Nelly was nervous when he went to all those sociable weddings,
Speaker 3: So you're just like Nelly today.
Speaker 5: I'm just picturing the wrapper.
Speaker 3: Talking about Nelly. Is I don't know so channel your
Speaker 3: inner Nelly today voice changers on. You're the mass speaker.
Speaker 3: Whenever you're ready, let's hear your confession.
Speaker 12: Okay. So basically, oh god, then happened when I was
Speaker 12: in the eighth grade.
Speaker 4: Okay, okay, man, you've been holding onto this for a minute.
Speaker 5: If it happened way.
Speaker 3: Back then, I think you sound like you're in the
Speaker 3: ninth grade, So I don't know. Keep going.
Speaker 12: So, basically, I was on vacation with my family. I
Speaker 12: have two brothers who are older, and then my parents. Okay,
Speaker 12: so do the Bahamas and bas We stood a family
Speaker 12: suite in a nice hotel. Afterwards, we got settled in,
Speaker 12: and then we went down to the beach and I
Speaker 12: was playing around with my brothers. We end up playing volleyball.
Speaker 5: Sounds like a great time.
Speaker 4: I'm sure your mom's snapping pictures like, look at them
Speaker 4: getting along.
Speaker 3: Unless volleyball is not allowed on that particular beach in
Speaker 3: the Bahamas. Man, that's what we're breaking. Is that what happened?
Speaker 12: No, I just basically got like really drenched and sand
Speaker 12: like it was just all in.
Speaker 13: My hair, and I felt really gross.
Speaker 12: So I decided I'm going to just go up and
Speaker 12: take a shower, and my family was still down on
Speaker 12: the beach level. And when I went in the room,
Speaker 12: all of a sudden, as I'm taking a shower, I
Speaker 12: could just hear men's voices. But it wasn't like familiar,
Speaker 12: like no one in my fence that I knew or anything.
Speaker 12: It was like directly next to like the bathroom, but
Speaker 12: as it got closer, I could hear that it was
Speaker 12: like outside the sweet door.
Speaker 4: Oh, I'd be so scared, especially, I mean, honestly, it
Speaker 4: could be like some maintenance people, but I would still
Speaker 4: freak out, you know, especially that.
Speaker 5: I mean, I hope you were just overreacting, right.
Speaker 12: No, because they actually came in the room and I
Speaker 12: can hear them drum jinger, our stuff and everything.
Speaker 5: Oh, they're robbing you and you're in the bathroom wall.
Speaker 5: It's happening, yes, and so terrifying.
Speaker 12: All the wages get closer to the bathroom door, and
Speaker 12: I can hear the door knock her. All of a sudden,
Speaker 12: I see this guy and he sees me, and I
Speaker 12: hear this scream. But it definitely wasn't me screaming.
Speaker 13: It was him.
Speaker 3: He was screaming when he went into the bathroom.
Speaker 8: Totally.
Speaker 5: He was probably shocked. That's the last thing he wants
Speaker 5: to see, is it a little girl in the bathroom.
Speaker 12: Yeah, so I guess when I was washing my hair,
Speaker 12: I combed it down in front of my face, you know,
Speaker 12: to try to get all of the standout. And he
Speaker 12: must have thought that I was like the girl from
Speaker 12: the rain, like.
Speaker 3: When she gets out of the well and her hair
Speaker 3: is like all wet and hanging straight down, and.
Speaker 1: Instead of screaming, you were like, welcome in.
Speaker 4: I have always thought that that would be the best security,
Speaker 4: is to out creep.
Speaker 5: Yeah.
Speaker 3: So what happened to the guy? Did he run out?
Speaker 6: Oh?
Speaker 12: Yeah, he ran and so did they And after that
Speaker 12: they didn't come back at all.
Speaker 9: And I know I.
Speaker 12: Probably should have said something to my family, but you.
Speaker 5: Kept it a secret.
Speaker 1: Did they drop everything or did they rob you?
Speaker 2: Still?
Speaker 12: Yeah, nothing was done, like you thwarted them.
Speaker 3: First of all, we are all very happy to hear
Speaker 3: that nothing bad happened.
Speaker 5: Oh my gosh, are you kidding me? Yes? That is
Speaker 5: that could be worst case scenario.
Speaker 3: We're also very happy to hear that you scared away
Speaker 3: the neighbors before they could take anything. Very cool. But
Speaker 3: why didn't you like, say anything to your family or
Speaker 3: your parents or anything that two strange men broke into
Speaker 3: your room and tried.
Speaker 14: To rob you.
Speaker 5: I mean, especially at that age, I tell my parents everything.
Speaker 7: They'd like stop making stuff.
Speaker 12: Because at that age, I just I really just cared
Speaker 12: about I just wanted to stay there and be on
Speaker 12: the beach and enjoy the vacation.
Speaker 5: You thought that they would cancel the vaca.
Speaker 3: I could move hotels or fly home. Oh I see,
Speaker 3: Actually that was the smart move. Good job.
Speaker 15: So you stayed in the hotel room knowing there's two
Speaker 15: people that know where you're staying.
Speaker 5: It's like I got two big older brothers after the
Speaker 5: family's here.
Speaker 3: Now, I don't care.
Speaker 12: I've never said anything all these years, and I'm just
Speaker 12: I'm so relieved to get that off my chest.
Speaker 5: Oh my god, I think you could tell them what happened.
Speaker 3: Now she wants to be able to go back with
Speaker 3: the family to the Bottamas again, so she doesn't want
Speaker 3: to run their next family vacation. That's what happened, Matrea
Speaker 3: text in seventy five nights too. If you have a
Speaker 3: confession you've been holding on to, we can hide your
Speaker 3: identity by masking your voice so that you can be
Speaker 3: the next mass speaker. We got your phone tap coming up.
Speaker 8: Freaking Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 3: We've done a lot of prank phone calls on this show. Yes,
Speaker 3: we have talking hundreds and hundreds of them. Good at
Speaker 3: Sometimes yeah, on that. Sometimes we call the person to
Speaker 3: shock them. Sometimes we try to trick them. Very rarely though,
Speaker 3: do we call just to waste their time. But that's
Speaker 3: what happens today with Stoner Max, the Instacart delivery guys.
Speaker 9: It's mine.
Speaker 3: Today. He's calling from the grocery store checkout line and
Speaker 3: wants to put in his two cents about the guy's
Speaker 3: order and basically be anything but helpful. It's your phone
Speaker 3: tap right now?
Speaker 8: Hello?
Speaker 9: Hello, Hello, Hey, yeah, Hello.
Speaker 3: Hey, what's up? Bro? I knew you were gonna answer.
Speaker 15: Dude.
Speaker 1: In my head, I was like, he's not gonna answer.
Speaker 1: I'm so early.
Speaker 3: But here you are?
Speaker 16: So is this?
Speaker 8: Oh?
Speaker 1: This is Ricky our wait Ricey?
Speaker 8: Is that?
Speaker 1: Oh that's your name?
Speaker 8: Yeah?
Speaker 9: I was gonna say my name.
Speaker 15: Your name is Ricky, my name is Max, and I'm
Speaker 15: your instat card shopper.
Speaker 14: Okay, yeah, is something wrong? I mean, you're not supposed
Speaker 14: to be here? For twenty a few more hours.
Speaker 1: No, man, everything is so coach, super coach.
Speaker 6: Bro.
Speaker 1: I'm actually I'm actually I check out. Just like standing
Speaker 1: around right now.
Speaker 3: You got a lot of groceries.
Speaker 14: Yeah, I mean, is there you say there's no problem?
Speaker 14: Are you gonna are you gonna be early? Or what's
Speaker 14: what's going on?
Speaker 15: If I'm being a hundred with you right now, Bro,
Speaker 15: I feel like you've made some questionable decisions while you
Speaker 15: were shopping today.
Speaker 3: Really yeah, bro?
Speaker 15: First things for as salt and vinegar chips.
Speaker 1: Just why bro, why don't you just buy salt and vinegar,
Speaker 1: I mean, then put them.
Speaker 15: On chips and then make your Oh my god, I
Speaker 15: know how to make salt vinegar chips.
Speaker 1: I just figured it out.
Speaker 8: Man.
Speaker 14: I just like the flavor, dude. I mean I don't
Speaker 14: want to be Yeah, I don't need a.
Speaker 9: Third degree on my grocery list.
Speaker 1: May I suggest Friedos? Those are way better chips for you, bro?
Speaker 14: Yeah, I like my salt and vinegar chips. Bro, So
Speaker 14: if you're there and you want to get Fredo's for yourself,
Speaker 14: then feel free to do that.
Speaker 1: Well, you're gonna buy me FreeDOS, Dude, You're not a man.
Speaker 3: Wow, it's so nice of.
Speaker 1: You on top of a tip like incorrect.
Speaker 14: I better not see fritos on my bilt.
Speaker 1: What about this cream cheese though? What are you using
Speaker 1: that for?
Speaker 14: What am I using it for?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 14: Probably to go with the bagels that I asked you
Speaker 14: to get.
Speaker 1: It's just like cream cheese. The only time I've used
Speaker 1: it was on my dog.
Speaker 15: Did you know it'll make your dogs fur super shiny
Speaker 15: once it washes off.
Speaker 14: I'm allergic to that, dude, So like, I'm gonna lit
Speaker 14: the my darn.
Speaker 9: Are you gonna be here?
Speaker 15: Hey, I'm gonna pet a puppy today for you and
Speaker 15: your honor, just for you, brother.
Speaker 1: Look, I shout out to your allergy.
Speaker 14: I don't have time to be stuck on the phone
Speaker 14: with you right now.
Speaker 15: May I just say, wonderful palette choosing a chicken pot pie?
Speaker 9: Bro?
Speaker 1: Oh my god, those are three of my favorite things. Yeah,
Speaker 1: chicken pot pie.
Speaker 15: And then you combined all three of them. I'm like,
Speaker 15: this guy is brilliant.
Speaker 14: Man, Oh my god, this is so unprofessional.
Speaker 1: Hey do you have any mushrooms in your car? If not,
Speaker 1: may I maybe not.
Speaker 14: The kind you probably like to eat, dude, that's funnier
Speaker 14: than you realize.
Speaker 3: I think you made a joke.
Speaker 1: You don't even know, dude.
Speaker 14: Yeah, nothing about this is funny.
Speaker 3: Because I do eat mushrooms.
Speaker 8: You get it?
Speaker 14: Yeah it man? Oh cool, listen, man, whatever you're on
Speaker 14: right now, you need to just like consider maybe like
Speaker 14: not doing it anymore because it's affecting your performance and
Speaker 14: it's pissing me off quite frankly, Like, I don't know
Speaker 14: how you've kept the job as long as you have.
Speaker 3: What did you know? I was on viagra?
Speaker 7: Yeah?
Speaker 14: I think it's a little more than that, man.
Speaker 3: It is.
Speaker 15: It's also called coffee because I'm actually a morning radio
Speaker 15: show host and I've had like ten cups of coffee
Speaker 15: before I called you.
Speaker 14: What is going on right now?
Speaker 13: Man?
Speaker 15: My name's jose from the radio show Brook and Jeffrey
Speaker 15: in the Morning, and we're doing a phone tap on you.
Speaker 1: Man, this was all a brown Oh my god.
Speaker 3: Oh my god.
Speaker 1: It's your roommate, Paul.
Speaker 7: Yeah.
Speaker 14: M I soon to be dead roommate, Paul.
Speaker 9: Okay, thanks for telling me.
Speaker 8: No.
Speaker 15: But in all seriousness, dude, think about chicken pot.
Speaker 14: Pot that shut up?
Speaker 1: It blew your mind too.
Speaker 15: Huh woah. All right, Well I'm coming over with these FreeDOS.
Speaker 15: Do you want anything else before I get there?
Speaker 14: I'm a little unclear my grocery's actually still coming or oh.
Speaker 3: Dude, I don't know.
Speaker 1: Actually you may want to check your own app.
Speaker 14: I have nothing to do with that, right okay?
Speaker 11: Waitause every morning was full tap Wedday Morning twenties Brooke
Speaker 11: and Jeffrey.
Speaker 3: In the morning, they say, if you're a single guy,
Speaker 3: one of the best ways to meet women is to
Speaker 3: get a dog. Oh yeah, and then just naturally they
Speaker 3: flock to you.
Speaker 4: The dog, You're there, the sale, You're one.
Speaker 3: But what if you find yourself in the opposite situation
Speaker 3: where you're a single dude with no pet who's surrounded
Speaker 3: by hundreds of women with dogs.
Speaker 5: Where are you?
Speaker 3: I'm just wondering would that situation still work or would
Speaker 3: you find yourself in the same situation. One of our
Speaker 3: listeners is in and now he's desperately trying to get
Speaker 3: out of it and needs our help. It's coming up
Speaker 3: in a brand new edition of Textual Healing. We're gonna
Speaker 3: do it next text You Will Heal then Textual. How
Speaker 3: many charity events do you think Brook does a year?
Speaker 6: Why?
Speaker 3: That's the question. I'm supposed to read because Brook paid
Speaker 3: our producer to make me ask that, just so that
Speaker 3: she could humble brag about how amazing and generous she is.
Speaker 5: Back to the organization, see.
Speaker 3: Any time that you're involved in a charity event, the
Speaker 3: golden rule, and Brook knows this is charity first, scoring
Speaker 3: random tail second.
Speaker 4: Yes, sometimes they could be on the same plane supposed.
Speaker 3: To be the general thing, but both were in play.
Speaker 3: According to one of our listeners, Jonathan, who was at
Speaker 3: a charity event recently, now he needs some textual healing.
Speaker 3: So Jonathan, welcome to the show.
Speaker 9: Hey guys, welcome, Thanks for having me.
Speaker 4: You're such a good person. Jonathan, thank you for being
Speaker 4: on the show.
Speaker 3: Welcoming us.
Speaker 9: I know, well I'm the host in me Runs Runs Deep.
Speaker 4: So yeah, so were you were you hosting the charity event?
Speaker 3: I was, ok, thank you for being yeah, wow wow, Okay,
Speaker 3: just it just comes out of my mouth.
Speaker 9: I'm sorry, I'll try to turn it off.
Speaker 3: Well, what was the name of your charity? What what's
Speaker 3: your charity for?
Speaker 9: It's a pet rescue and this particular event was called
Speaker 9: gambling with Golden.
Speaker 5: Like golden retrievers, like poker with the dogs.
Speaker 9: The Golden retrievers, Golden doodles, I mean pretty much any dog,
Speaker 9: but like the theme was Golden retrievers.
Speaker 4: Okay, yeah, that's sweet.
Speaker 5: And so you met somebody there, you're saying.
Speaker 9: Yeah, Well, we had typical like casino games. And at
Speaker 9: one point during the night, I was over by the
Speaker 9: crabs table, you know, and as it happens when someone
Speaker 9: starts winning, that gets a bunch of people were huddled around.
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, that's what's so exciting about craps. I don't
Speaker 4: understand it at all, but I always been there being like, yes,
Speaker 4: I don't know it's supposed to happen next, but I'm
Speaker 4: excited to just.
Speaker 3: Keep betting with the ok So something exciting is happening
Speaker 3: at one of these tables.
Speaker 6: Yeah. Yeah.
Speaker 9: So this woman was winning and she had her golden
Speaker 9: with her and she kept like reaching down and instead
Speaker 9: of having someone blow on the dice, like she was
Speaker 9: being funny and having the dog lick the dice, said luck.
Speaker 3: Gold tell it accident, because because that's like the normal
Speaker 3: thing that you do for good luck, as you have
Speaker 3: like a beautiful woman, blow on them or kiss them.
Speaker 8: Yeah.
Speaker 1: I walked around casinos.
Speaker 3: Free. I just got back from a charity event.
Speaker 17: All right, right, she's got a sense of humor, so
Speaker 17: I thought that was good. Okay, the dealer pulls me
Speaker 17: aside and he says that, hey, the dice are getting sticky,
Speaker 17: and that he didn't think that she should be letting.
Speaker 9: The dog like the dice.
Speaker 5: Oh god, they're actually getting sticky. You're like, yo, I'm
Speaker 5: the host, I'm not a rule.
Speaker 3: Unfortunate's Jonathan, and you have to do something about the
Speaker 3: sticky dice.
Speaker 8: Yeah.
Speaker 9: I mean so, I just casually after if I could
Speaker 9: speak with her for a moment.
Speaker 4: Right in the middle of this, like is the big
Speaker 4: high people are cheering around her, and you pull her aside.
Speaker 3: No.
Speaker 9: No, At this point herst streak had ended.
Speaker 5: Okay, okay, you waited for the right time.
Speaker 9: Yeah, And as I'm like talking to her, I just realized, Wow,
Speaker 9: she's really attractive, and so she took it well.
Speaker 4: Like I said, because I was going to say, how
Speaker 4: do you come back from that. You're like telling her
Speaker 4: not to do something, you're being the you know, the
Speaker 4: fun spoiler, and then you're.
Speaker 5: Going to hit on her.
Speaker 9: Well well exactly, So I like I didn't do anything
Speaker 9: at that point. I just like thought Okay, that was
Speaker 9: a lot easier than I thought. And so later on
Speaker 9: she comes up to me with her golden whose name's Rhino,
Speaker 9: and she shows me that she's been winning again even
Speaker 9: without Rhino's good luck.
Speaker 5: Okay, so she made it a point to come find you.
Speaker 1: She's like, I'm looking the dice on my own this day.
Speaker 5: Yeah.
Speaker 6: Right.
Speaker 9: So I'm like sitting there like chatting her up and
Speaker 9: petting Rhino and like crazy thing is we end up
Speaker 9: getting drinks later on at the bar.
Speaker 5: Okay, So one's like, where's the house.
Speaker 6: Charity?
Speaker 9: No, no, this is like the night's winding down.
Speaker 3: Okay, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 9: And I swear she asked me out, like she's like,
Speaker 9: what are you doing this Friday? And so I was like, oh, nothing,
Speaker 9: And so she told me to come by her place
Speaker 9: on Friday night.
Speaker 5: Oh wow, why did you swear you asked her out?
Speaker 5: That is asking you out?
Speaker 9: Well, you would think you would think.
Speaker 5: I do, think, So what's wrong?
Speaker 3: It's a problem.
Speaker 9: So I show up at six o'clock like thinking I'm
Speaker 9: going out. We're gonna go have a lovely time. Yeah,
Speaker 9: and there's another dude there.
Speaker 8: Is it.
Speaker 5: A roommate, a brother.
Speaker 9: A friend, she's like without like missing a beach. It's like, hey,
Speaker 9: thank you so much for watching Rhino. We'll try to
Speaker 9: be back by midnight.
Speaker 15: Are you seriously babysitting the dog when she goes out
Speaker 15: on a day with this dude?
Speaker 9: Well apparently, Oh.
Speaker 5: Wait, did you stay with Rhino? Yeah?
Speaker 9: I mean, what am I gonna do? Like, oh, we're
Speaker 9: not going out? Well, I guess I'm going home. Like,
Speaker 9: I didn't know what to say.
Speaker 5: Babysitters are good, babysitters hard to find.
Speaker 3: You established good rapport with Rhino back at the charity event.
Speaker 3: She thought that that's what you wanted to do.
Speaker 5: Is there a way you could have misunderstood her?
Speaker 9: I mean I sat there for the whole night she
Speaker 9: was out, trying to figure out if by Oh.
Speaker 3: My god, so you misunderstood the situation a little bit.
Speaker 3: What's happened since then?
Speaker 9: Well, nothing has happened. And like, I don't really want
Speaker 9: to be her dog sitter, So okay, I want to
Speaker 9: let her know that I was interested in going out
Speaker 9: on the date.
Speaker 3: Okay, you want to tell her how you really feel
Speaker 3: through text, and that's where you need our help.
Speaker 5: There you go, Okay, and do we know the guy
Speaker 5: that she went out with. It was just a date,
Speaker 5: not a boyfriend.
Speaker 3: Right, Uh, as far as I could tell, Yeah, Brook
Speaker 3: wants to know if the other guy is single, just
Speaker 3: in case she wants to add someone to her rotation.
Speaker 9: There was no photos of her with this.
Speaker 5: This is what I think you need to do.
Speaker 4: You need to say, oh my god, I'm so embarrassed
Speaker 4: own it. You need to be like, I was so
Speaker 4: interested in you, I thought we were going out on
Speaker 4: a date. Because then that puts her in a position
Speaker 4: where she either has to say, oh, that's too bad.
Speaker 5: Or she says she says, oh my god, I'm so
Speaker 5: sorry that's true.
Speaker 3: Or you can ask about Rhino and what's happened since
Speaker 3: you last saw him.
Speaker 5: People love talking about their pets.
Speaker 9: That feels like I want to be a dog sitter.
Speaker 1: She would definitely answer to that.
Speaker 4: Or maybe you say, Rhino told me that I needed
Speaker 4: to ask you out on a date. Rhino really wants
Speaker 4: Daddy talks to dog.
Speaker 5: She's a crazy woman who takes dogs to charity events.
Speaker 9: I think we're in the it's encouraged taking dogs to
Speaker 9: charity events. She's not that.
Speaker 3: I kind of like that one personally, Bro, what do
Speaker 3: you think about that?
Speaker 9: Which one the.
Speaker 4: Brooks one Rhino told me to ask you out in
Speaker 4: a date because he's he thinks i'd be a good
Speaker 4: new dog daddy.
Speaker 3: Yeah, then dog emoji, then tongue emoji.
Speaker 9: I mean I could do that, But what about the
Speaker 9: one where I say that like, I'm embarrassed, I thought
Speaker 9: we were going out, and then she can say I'm sorry.
Speaker 3: This is love. You gotta take risks.
Speaker 7: You gotta make her laugh, all right.
Speaker 1: If this makes her crack up, you're gonna get a
Speaker 1: text back immediately.
Speaker 3: We didn't come on this show to play it safe.
Speaker 3: Take a risk and take a challenge. I think you
Speaker 3: got you gotta put it all on the table like
Speaker 3: a poker game, all right, right, you you type that
Speaker 3: in and send it. We gotta go to break. We'll
Speaker 3: come back. We'll see if she responded and try to
Speaker 3: continue to try to get you a date with this woman.
Speaker 4: The emojis or no, definitely just don'g emojis.
Speaker 3: Forget the tongue one say that for us. Anyways, we'll
Speaker 3: continue textual healing right after this. Hold on. We're in
Speaker 3: the middle of textual healing with our listener Jonathan, who
Speaker 3: recently worked as a host at a charity event called
Speaker 3: Gambling with Goldens, where you bring your dog, you roll
Speaker 3: the dice and raise some money to help pet rescues,
Speaker 3: and unexpectedly he had a connection with a woman there
Speaker 3: where they had some drinks together at the end of
Speaker 3: the event and she asked him out. Well yeah, at
Speaker 3: least that's what Jonathan thought. Yeah, because when he showed up,
Speaker 3: the woman goes, hey, here's my date, there's my dog,
Speaker 3: thanks for watching him, bye bye. Yeah. So now Jonathan
Speaker 3: wants our help to text her and let her know
Speaker 3: I'm actually interested in more than just your dog. I
Speaker 3: like you, let us go out on a real day.
Speaker 3: And so what was our first text that we sent
Speaker 3: Brooke to try and change your mind.
Speaker 4: Well, remember the dog's name is Rhino, right, so we said,
Speaker 4: while I was watching Rhino, just letting you know, he
Speaker 4: told me to ask you out.
Speaker 5: That's right.
Speaker 3: Yeah, trying to go with a little humor there, and
Speaker 3: has the woman wrote back to you yet, Jonathan?
Speaker 5: Wait, do we know her name?
Speaker 9: Her name is Carol?
Speaker 3: Okay, okay, what did Carol say or did she say anything.
Speaker 9: She did? Okay, haha, you're funny. Yeah, Okay, well, but
Speaker 9: then it's followed up, but are you free on Saturday?
Speaker 5: Oh, don't fall for.
Speaker 3: That's too generic. If you mean a babysitter for a day.
Speaker 9: Yeah, that's what I think. Like this is the same
Speaker 9: thing that got me last time.
Speaker 3: Texting sucks because you also don't know if she's like
Speaker 3: genuine being like, oh my god, ha ha, you're so funny,
Speaker 3: or if she's like, ha ha, you're an idiot. Here
Speaker 3: watch my dog.
Speaker 9: Well, I mean I didn't even think about the sega
Speaker 9: what I was just like, okay, well she thought it
Speaker 9: was funny.
Speaker 4: Oh wait, maybe you say, wait, did Rhino tell you
Speaker 4: to ask me out too?
Speaker 3: I don't know if we continue on the on the
Speaker 3: funny round. Maybe here we just need to be more
Speaker 3: clear about, like what our actual intentions are. We could
Speaker 3: be saying these Rhino jokes all night.
Speaker 1: What if we're clear and clever?
Speaker 3: Right? You say?
Speaker 15: Okay, Well, when I come over, should I dress up
Speaker 15: and bring you flowers?
Speaker 3: Or do I bring sweats?
Speaker 7: Because I'm mar.
Speaker 4: Don't even as an option, don't even as option say
Speaker 4: the only way I'm free is if I'm hanging out
Speaker 4: with you?
Speaker 3: And ah, okay, do you know what I mean, yeah,
Speaker 3: don't give her the option. Yeah, I mean it's a
Speaker 3: little bit more obvious that you're interested in her.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but it's like I'm not letting you say no.
Speaker 4: Although I don't know how well she paid for the
Speaker 4: dog babysitting, so maybe.
Speaker 5: You want on the table too.
Speaker 3: I don't know, but Jonathan, what what do you think
Speaker 3: about that? The only way that I'm going to hang
Speaker 3: out is free. The only way I'm free is if
Speaker 3: I get to hang out with you.
Speaker 9: I like the idea. It's pretty direct.
Speaker 3: I mean, you can put the dog into the tongue
Speaker 3: emoji back in. It's always in play.
Speaker 5: The tongue doesn't work in that sentence.
Speaker 9: Trust, I don't know how to use emoji, so make
Speaker 9: you nervous. General, If you want to.
Speaker 4: Still be light hearted, you can say and rhino can
Speaker 4: stay with us too, you know what I mean?
Speaker 7: Like rhino can human sit us.
Speaker 5: Okay, that's too far.
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, Jonathan, I think you send it.
Speaker 4: Okayam free is if I'm hanging with you, Rhino can
Speaker 4: hang too.
Speaker 5: I was waiting for one of you.
Speaker 3: Whatever books go with it.
Speaker 4: Yeah, alright, because then there's two birds one stone for her.
Speaker 4: She's got the dog sitter nailed down, and she could
Speaker 4: be nailing well.
Speaker 3: Now we know what books really like at the chair.
Speaker 7: How long is it?
Speaker 9: She doesn't have to worry about getting a dog sitter
Speaker 9: because you.
Speaker 4: Know the guy, the last guy she went on a date,
Speaker 4: You got bubbles or dots?
Speaker 9: Yeah, dot dot dot dot dot.
Speaker 3: Dots d I'm remembered.
Speaker 5: Jeffrey gave me a sad I like, I wasn't gonna
Speaker 5: do it. Of course.
Speaker 8: It is.
Speaker 3: It's so fun. That's the best part of this entire segment.
Speaker 3: Does she said anything?
Speaker 9: Yeah, yeah, so I know a great dog park. We
Speaker 9: can go there together.
Speaker 5: Okay, I like that's a date, you taking your dog out.
Speaker 1: You don't feel like this is friendly.
Speaker 3: I feel like she's going to go to the dog
Speaker 3: park with you and then just watch you play with
Speaker 3: her dog. Like over on the other side of the
Speaker 3: can I go on my day.
Speaker 5: Yeah, I mean that's the dog needs a babysitter at night.
Speaker 5: It doesn't sound like it's very well trained.
Speaker 9: So maybe yeah, no, the dog, the dog is well behaved.
Speaker 9: I think she's just concerned about the dogs. It goes
Speaker 9: with it her pretty much everywhere to work.
Speaker 3: She being oblivious. She get it yet gets it or not.
Speaker 3: I feel like we need to just be as direct
Speaker 3: as possible and feel like no, no dog, just you
Speaker 3: need dinner drinks.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and like a candle.
Speaker 5: Emotion, the more comes we take it back.
Speaker 4: I don't.
Speaker 5: Then she takes run everywhere.
Speaker 4: Maybe okay, maybe you say, maybe you say this, we
Speaker 4: can do that before I take you to dinner and drinks.
Speaker 3: Okay, yeah, what do you think about that?
Speaker 17: John thinks thanks, yeah, because then it's like what she suggested,
Speaker 17: and then it's clear that it's the day.
Speaker 5: Plus then the dog's tired. The dog will be fine
Speaker 5: by itself.
Speaker 9: So what was it one more time that dude she
Speaker 9: went out with and come watch him?
Speaker 5: Just say we can do that before I take you
Speaker 5: to dinner and drink.
Speaker 3: All right, and then tongue emoji. It's gonna work for
Speaker 3: one of these times.
Speaker 5: Maybe like cocktail emoji.
Speaker 4: Okay, you don't need an emoji, Okay, all right, said Okay,
Speaker 4: I'm really romantic.
Speaker 3: I don't know if we're actually making progress with this
Speaker 3: woman or if we're still in the same place being
Speaker 3: if she's dog sitters own.
Speaker 1: If she's vague at this point, then we just need
Speaker 1: to stop texting.
Speaker 8: Her.
Speaker 5: Okay, she's vague. It means that she doesn't want to
Speaker 5: lose her good dog sitter.
Speaker 8: You know, she's like this.
Speaker 5: She's on the other end of this, like this is
Speaker 5: so awkward.
Speaker 3: You sound like a nice guy. You sound like a
Speaker 3: dog sitter. I wouldn't want to let go. We're being
Speaker 3: pretty clear, like dinner, drinks, you made yes, typing something
Speaker 3: now okay?
Speaker 5: And she's on off level And was she writing a novel?
Speaker 9: No, I don't know what she's writing now. This is
Speaker 9: so now it says sounds great, which awesome. But then
Speaker 9: it's I'll bring the dog costumes, dog dog host.
Speaker 1: She thinks you guys, She thinks you guys are gonna
Speaker 1: I don't get it.
Speaker 3: I don't know what you're getting into, but it sounds
Speaker 3: like a date to me.
Speaker 9: Ever had.
Speaker 5: I think actually the tongue emoji works here.
Speaker 9: We'll talk to you later, brother, Okay, I said to.
Speaker 3: I'm not even gonna wait to hear back what she
Speaker 3: says after that. I'm gonna call this a successful textual
Speaker 3: healing experience. She's confused. I don't even know.
Speaker 5: She's meant to be.
Speaker 3: Oh my god, you're gonna have either the best date
Speaker 3: Night of your Life. Or you and that other dude
Speaker 3: are gonna dress up and wrestle each other in dog costumes.
Speaker 5: You're gonna learn something about yourself.
Speaker 3: Man, that's textual healing.
Speaker 8: It's Jeffrey in the Morning, freaking Jeffrey in the Morning.
Speaker 3: There's a brand new trend on TikTok that's becoming very
Speaker 3: popular with gen Z women and I one hundred percent
Speaker 3: guarantee Brooke will absolutely hate it. Plus it's the start
Speaker 3: of the new year, so everybody's looking for dieting tips.
Speaker 3: Or one woman has been going viral lately because she
Speaker 3: looks incredible and you won't believe the delicious foods that
Speaker 3: she is eating to make it happen. Hear this, let
Speaker 3: alone the amount of delicious food she's eating. You're gonna
Speaker 3: hear all of that and more coming up in a
Speaker 3: brand new TikTok shot. We're gonna do it. Liberators finally
Speaker 3: revealed what Selena Gomez was whispering to Taylor Swift at
Speaker 3: the Golden Globes yesterday.
Speaker 5: This is such a controversy whispering because they were fully gossiped.
Speaker 6: Yeah.
Speaker 3: Sure, the Liberators saw it and they said it was TikTok.
Speaker 3: I don't know jazz. And now that we've got that
Speaker 3: controversy out of the way, let's get right into TikTok
Speaker 3: click shock, where we talk about the biggest tiktoks from
Speaker 3: the past week. You're gonna get right into your first
Speaker 3: TikTok click shock from a woman known as Steak and
Speaker 3: Butter Goal.
Speaker 7: Oh yeah, like her.
Speaker 3: She's a former vegan who's now touting her high fat
Speaker 3: carnivore diet.
Speaker 4: So I'm sure she talked fully about veganism when she
Speaker 4: was in it. Now and now she can't get over
Speaker 4: talking about the opposite.
Speaker 3: She's been doing it for five years and it consists
Speaker 3: of her nauching on giant blocks of butter and whipping
Speaker 3: up ten to twelve egg scrambles every single day as
Speaker 3: part of her health journey.
Speaker 1: I mean, give me butter, but people.
Speaker 7: Just eat chunks of butter.
Speaker 5: I used to do it as a kid, but not
Speaker 5: a whole mouthful.
Speaker 1: But we already know you're a monster.
Speaker 3: And recently she shared her cholesterol heavy daily eating plan
Speaker 3: in a clip that's racked up over one point three
Speaker 3: million views.
Speaker 16: Here it is, Here's what I eat in a day
Speaker 16: as a high fat, five year carnivore. For lunch, I
Speaker 16: decided to have some eighty twenty ground beef sawted up
Speaker 16: with a side of cold butter. Then we went out
Speaker 16: to enjoy the beautiful weather in Washington and for dinner,
Speaker 16: I craved for poached eggs. So I poached twelve eggs
Speaker 16: with a snide of a ribbi, cooked it in the
Speaker 16: air fire at four fifty for ten minutes. What did
Speaker 16: you eat today?
Speaker 3: Did you get?
Speaker 6: She said?
Speaker 3: She said her ribbi was her side dish.
Speaker 5: Whoa girl?
Speaker 3: Do you not know?
Speaker 5: Like just like a little bit of something?
Speaker 3: Well you can judge, but if you look at what
Speaker 3: she looks like, Steak and Buttergow actually has a very
Speaker 3: lean physique and claims her saturated fat consumption has boosted
Speaker 3: her libido extremely, It's increased her weight loss and completely
Speaker 3: wiped out any sugar cravings that she's ever had.
Speaker 4: Oh my god, I can't imagine what her heart, you know, veins,
Speaker 4: What are those things called arteries?
Speaker 8: Like?
Speaker 3: Yeah, I bet Steak and butterg wouldn't have stumbled over
Speaker 3: that question because her brain is functioning at one hundred percent.
Speaker 5: Yeah, it's so from all that things are just slipping
Speaker 5: through there.
Speaker 3: The viewers of Steak and butter Gal voice their concerns.
Speaker 3: Someone said, sounds really delicious, but what about your cholesterol levels.
Speaker 3: You're eating ten to twelve eggs a day. That can't
Speaker 3: be good. And now we could only convince our technical
Speaker 3: director Ashton to go thirty straight days all carved.
Speaker 5: Do you think it'd be healthier than the Taco bell challenges.
Speaker 3: To come out looking like Arnold Schwarzenegger afterwards? That was
Speaker 3: a TikTok click shock.
Speaker 5: Your next TikTok click shot.
Speaker 3: Is a new trend called SAG s a HG, which
Speaker 3: stands for stay at home girlfriend.
Speaker 1: Oh man, sounds great.
Speaker 5: I'd love to be a stay at home mom without
Speaker 5: kids too.
Speaker 3: What that means is there's a phenomenon going on with
Speaker 3: younger women who are staying unmarried but are tethering themselves
Speaker 3: to a bread winning man so that they can enjoy
Speaker 3: a lifestyle of leisure a kid.
Speaker 5: What do you write those books? What do I want
Speaker 5: to be when I grow up? SAG? This sounds fun
Speaker 5: for like a month, but then it sounds boring. None
Speaker 5: of all your friends are sacks to brook? Yeah, there
Speaker 5: you go.
Speaker 3: One of these women is twenty five year old Yelena Lalla.
Speaker 3: And here she is. As you can see, she just
Speaker 3: looks like your average run of the mill Nebraska housewife's gorgeous.
Speaker 5: Well, she's twenty five.
Speaker 3: I'd give her a five and a half. But she
Speaker 3: is currently living the sag life. And it all started
Speaker 3: for her back in September of twenty twenty, while she
Speaker 3: was working as a fashion student in Paris. Oh okay,
Speaker 3: it sounds like objectively a great job.
Speaker 5: So she sounds like she was poor to start off.
Speaker 5: You know that her parents didn't have any money.
Speaker 3: Are sure she was there on a scholarship. May I'm bored?
Speaker 5: Can you pick me up?
Speaker 7: From Milan?
Speaker 3: While she was there, she got an Instagram message from
Speaker 3: a random dude who offered to fly her out to
Speaker 3: his city, all expenses paid, and be in a relationship
Speaker 3: with him. The dude is a thirty four year olds
Speaker 3: who lives in New York and is in the tech industry.
Speaker 3: Since their courtship began, remember this is in September of
Speaker 3: twenty twenty, Laala has been whisked off to fifty five
Speaker 3: different nations going on exotic vacation.
Speaker 5: This is what she says on TikTok. I like she
Speaker 5: should follow him to work and see when he actually
Speaker 5: gott Yeah, I feel like he's a drug kid. He
Speaker 5: has actually a sixty five year old with a potbellan fall.
Speaker 3: Okay, you guys are all sounding jealous right now, because
Speaker 3: here's a snippet of one of her many, many luxury vacations.
Speaker 13: My boyfriend has slowed me to forty seven countries. He
Speaker 13: organizes all of our trips, and he did so good
Speaker 13: with this one. As soon as we got here, we
Speaker 13: both got a foot massage, which was super nice. Philla
Speaker 13: is assigned a personal butler. This was ours and he
Speaker 13: was amazing. I told him that I wanted to do
Speaker 13: some yoga, so he took me here and he was
Speaker 13: so pretty. After that, my boyfriend and I got a
Speaker 13: couple's massage and it was so relaxing.
Speaker 3: Oh do you hear how relaxed she sounds. She just
Speaker 3: live in the life.
Speaker 5: You know what I don't is a boyfriend.
Speaker 4: I was in high school and I lie to other
Speaker 4: boys and say, oh yeah, the guys from another school
Speaker 4: set me roses.
Speaker 5: There was no guys from another school, Jeff. It was
Speaker 5: all a lie.
Speaker 3: Okay, I'm on board. With the SAG lifestyle. I think
Speaker 3: it's working. And if you're wondering how, I'm just jealous
Speaker 3: maybe that. I mean, I'm on board with it, but
Speaker 3: I do see your point about if you're wondering how
Speaker 3: much a stay at home girlfriend costs as a guy, well,
Speaker 3: Lala has kept track of how much money exactly.
Speaker 5: Said it's good to have one that budgets.
Speaker 3: And you know her partner remember this, for the last
Speaker 3: three years alone, has spent a staggering one point two
Speaker 3: five million dollars funding her entire lifestyle. She says, quote
Speaker 3: every expense is on him. I never have to worry
Speaker 3: about anything, and I live a completely stressed fee life.
Speaker 3: Side note, she says she has a designated nail person
Speaker 3: in most of the fifty five countries she travels to,
Speaker 3: a fact she finds absolutely hilarious. That's actually She does
Speaker 3: have advice for the Brooks of the world, though, She says,
Speaker 3: don't you dare settle Your soul meat is out there.
Speaker 3: You'll find them eventually.
Speaker 7: Somewhere.
Speaker 5: Why why is she.
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, we were just it was all of Brooks dying.
Speaker 5: He makes his own money to Jeffy, Yeah.
Speaker 3: That's twenty bucks.
Speaker 7: Really, hell, I mean he.
Speaker 5: Covered the cab.
Speaker 11: Those are your TikTok story for the day, Brooking Jeffrey
Speaker 11: in the morning, I mean, wow.
Speaker 3: Should we just call it a year because it is
Speaker 3: undefeated in this game since January first?
Speaker 5: Okay?
Speaker 3: And I don't see you losing for the next twelve
Speaker 3: months Brooks.
Speaker 5: Wow, jeff I know sense any sarcasm in your voice either.
Speaker 3: If you make it through December with zero losses like this,
Speaker 3: here's what I'm gonna do. I will let you buy
Speaker 3: me lunch and I'll actually sit down and eat it
Speaker 3: with you. Yeah, non, non Here. It has to be
Speaker 3: like at a restaurant, a nice one, one with like
Speaker 3: four dollars signs on yelp, one of the good ones.
Speaker 3: If you don't lose for the rest.
Speaker 2: Of the year.
Speaker 5: If I don't lose, I get to buy you fancy
Speaker 5: lunch and watch you eat it.
Speaker 3: You are welcome, Brooke. Let's find out who continue your
Speaker 3: streak against. Today's challenger is Morgan, so let's welcome her
Speaker 3: to the show. Morgan, how you doing good?
Speaker 15: How are you guys?
Speaker 5: Yeah? Morgan? Would you rather win this game or watch
Speaker 5: Jeffrey eat?
Speaker 16: I'd rather win, you know.
Speaker 5: That's funny, you and I have something in common.
Speaker 3: They might even throw this game just for you, so
Speaker 3: she doesn't have to watch me eat a delicious lunch
Speaker 3: on her dying.
Speaker 5: What would you order?
Speaker 3: It depends on where we went, Brooke quiz nos? Then
Speaker 3: I'm gonna go with her ten foot long? Sup. You
Speaker 3: have to sit and watch me the whole thing. Now,
Speaker 3: get out of the studio, Brooks, so we can talk
Speaker 3: to Morgan and ask her some questions. Morgan, you know
Speaker 3: how the game works. He got thirty seconds to answer
Speaker 3: as many as possible. If you don't know when, you
Speaker 3: can say pass. But you do have to beat Brooke
Speaker 3: outright to win? Are you ready? Yes? All right? Good luck?
Speaker 3: Your time starts now. In nineteen seventy three, Major League
Speaker 3: Baseball adopted a new position of player who bats but
Speaker 3: doesn't play the field. What's it called? The outer ring
Speaker 3: on a dartboard is called a double? What's the inner
Speaker 3: ring called? Which amendment covers the freedom of speech?
Speaker 8: One?
Speaker 3: In the fairy tale what animal does Jack trade for
Speaker 3: a can of magic beans? How the ancient Romans use
Speaker 3: what spice to flavor their wine? And in bomb Bodies, mace?
Speaker 3: What was that? Mace?
Speaker 8: Oh?
Speaker 3: You maced your wine. Interesting. Yeah, okay, Brook's back into
Speaker 3: the studio, so let's not say anymore. But rumor has
Speaker 3: it that Morgan has the career that Brook wants to
Speaker 3: join once her radio career eventually comes to an end. Morgan,
Speaker 3: what do you do for a living?
Speaker 9: Marketing rep for us?
Speaker 16: Samy Hills, plan.
Speaker 3: Books, dream job.
Speaker 5: I'd be terrible at marketing sales any of that.
Speaker 4: I feel like it's a lot of meetings. How many
Speaker 4: meetings do you have to do today, Morgan?
Speaker 9: I don't have a whole lot. I only do like
Speaker 9: five a month.
Speaker 5: Oh that's pretty good. Take a second look at it, Brook.
Speaker 3: They tell us we have meetings here all the time.
Speaker 3: We never go yeah, we just know we miss them.
Speaker 3: They're all optional, in my opinion, I go, well, okay,
Speaker 3: that's your choice we're supposed to do.
Speaker 6: Thanks.
Speaker 3: Okay, let's turn to Brook for your turn. You ready, Yes,
Speaker 3: your time starts now. In nineteen seventy three, Major League
Speaker 3: Baseball adopted a new position of a player who bats
Speaker 3: but doesn't play the field. What's that called the outer
Speaker 3: ring on a dartboard is called a double? What's the
Speaker 3: inner ring?
Speaker 8: Jaw?
Speaker 3: Which amendment covers the freedom of speech the first In
Speaker 3: the fairy tale What animal does Jack trade for a
Speaker 3: can of magic beans?
Speaker 5: Cow?
Speaker 3: The ancient Romans used what spice to flavor their wine
Speaker 3: and embalmed bodies.
Speaker 5: Fun cinnamon on a boat?
Speaker 3: What is a spinnaker?
Speaker 5: A spinnaker is the Oh, I feel like I know it?
Speaker 5: Is it the the mask?
Speaker 3: Mask?
Speaker 5: No, that would be the mask. The mask would be
Speaker 5: the masking.
Speaker 3: The questions are done, We're going to go to the
Speaker 3: scoreboard to see how you boll did with Jose.
Speaker 1: You got three correct today.
Speaker 5: Yay, it's pretty solid, Morgan and yeah, give me three
Speaker 5: or more?
Speaker 7: You got four?
Speaker 5: My way closer to watching Jeffrey eat.
Speaker 4: I could help you with that.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm not. Let's go over the answers for everybody.
Speaker 3: In nineteen seventy three, Major League Baseball adopted a new
Speaker 3: position of a player who bats but doesn't play the field.
Speaker 3: That's called the DH designated hitter.
Speaker 7: Yeah.
Speaker 3: The outer ring on a dark board is called a
Speaker 3: double because it's worth twice the points. The inner ring
Speaker 3: is called a triple because it's worth triple the points.
Speaker 3: I never knew that you all do that. The amendment
Speaker 3: that covers freedom of speech is the first amendment. In
Speaker 3: the fairy tale, Jack trades a cow for his magic beans.
Speaker 5: You should get a very good trade on that.
Speaker 3: You know. The ancient Romans used to flavor their wine
Speaker 3: and embalmed bodies using cinnamon. Yeah, and on a boat,
Speaker 3: a spinnaker is one of the sales, Morgan. Unfortunately, since
Speaker 3: you didn't beat Brooke today, can't really give you anything
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Speaker 4: See thank you you that well, you know, good start
Speaker 4: to twenty twenty four for me, not so much for you,
Speaker 4: but hopefully it gets better.
Speaker 9: Hopefully.
Speaker 3: So okay, thanks for playing Morgan. Comeback and lose to
Speaker 3: Brook again so I can eat my lunch. We'll be
Speaker 3: back to do Windbrooks Bucks same time tomorrow.
Speaker 8: Brooking Jeffrey in the morning