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Speaker 4: It's Brooke and Jeffrey in the Morning. And there's a
Speaker 4: new reality dating show coming out courtesy of Peacock that
Speaker 4: could take over Alexis's obsession with Love Island. Oh my god,
Speaker 4: I know that's saying a lot, but it's called Couple
Speaker 4: to Thrupple.
Speaker 2: I literally, right before we watched in the studio, I said, Jake,
Speaker 2: did you see the trailer for Couple to Throuptles?
Speaker 4: It's pretty much what you would think it would be.
Speaker 4: Here's a portion of the trailer.
Speaker 3: If you were.
Speaker 5: Given the chance at non monogamy in paradise, what would
Speaker 5: you do? Four curious couples will be given the unique
Speaker 5: opportunity to turn that fantasy into reality.
Speaker 1: I've never been on the day with three people.
Speaker 2: It's kind of like our first time dating is a couple.
Speaker 2: Let's go when like eight.
Speaker 1: Enough, three, I'm last night.
Speaker 2: I can't I can't believe it's on Peacock though, Like
Speaker 2: that's a pretty major you know, it's like NBC.
Speaker 1: Everybody's going risque though right now.
Speaker 4: It all happens at a remote tropical resort where all
Speaker 4: love reality shows have to happen. At this point, participants
Speaker 4: will meet, mingle and date with a group of fourteen
Speaker 4: singles to invite them into their relationship.
Speaker 2: And it's hot, jeff if you're in Parka's up it
Speaker 2: like in Norway.
Speaker 1: You know, nice though up there, But this is a
Speaker 1: good place. Is ever to announce that.
Speaker 4: Yes, the reason she is so excited is Brooke and
Speaker 4: her husband Michael feature couple to throttle and we're all
Speaker 4: excited for you.
Speaker 2: I do not know how couples do this, really honestly,
Speaker 2: And it's not just like it's just like the balance
Speaker 2: seed of one more person. Since feelings sounds so exhausted
Speaker 2: to me.
Speaker 4: That's why it's going to be so much of a
Speaker 4: challenge and so exciting for you to figure out how
Speaker 4: to balance one more.
Speaker 2: Person of the relationship. To tell me what I'm doing wrong?
Speaker 1: Brook, Will your children be tuning in to watch you, guys?
Speaker 2: I mean they'll have to meet a new mommy or daddy.
Speaker 1: Exciting times here on Brook and Jeffrey in the morning,
Speaker 1: I mean, what do you call them?
Speaker 2: Auntie uncle couple?
Speaker 4: The Throuble will be premiering February eighth, again on Peacock
Speaker 4: if anybody's interested in checking it out. But speaking speaking
Speaker 4: of weird group action, let's get into another.
Speaker 1: Shot Collar question of the day.
Speaker 4: Brook's children are listening and written mommy on here too,
Speaker 4: so me Digital Jak give it to us.
Speaker 6: If you've been listening to the show for the past
Speaker 6: two days, you know how hard this is going to
Speaker 6: be for me to say. But today is going to
Speaker 6: be the final edition of impersonations with Brooks.
Speaker 1: I have to do it again, really hitting us hard.
Speaker 1: I know it's a sad day for all everyone's sad.
Speaker 6: Brook has had the run of a lifetime with such
Speaker 6: memorable impressions like Miley Cyrus high after jaw surgery. Wait,
Speaker 6: Chris Rock was on thirty Rock right, and of course
Speaker 6: who can forget angry middle aged smoker yells about plain snakes.
Speaker 6: I wouldn't say they were good impressions. In fact, nobody
Speaker 6: would say that.
Speaker 2: Sorry, Tracy Morgan, you were great on thirty Year Rock.
Speaker 6: But they did make me laugh and that's all that
Speaker 6: really matters. So I hope we can keep the good
Speaker 6: times rolling. I don't want to do it one final time.
Speaker 6: As we do the farewell edition of dim Personations with Brook,
Speaker 6: a couple of throbles rights impersonations. Our first round, Brook,
Speaker 6: You're in person nation is four Jose.
Speaker 7: So happy?
Speaker 2: All right? What does this say?
Speaker 3: Laughing?
Speaker 1: Is that good? You ready to say his name?
Speaker 7: Oh?
Speaker 1: No, I can't say his name? You're ready? Impersonation starts
Speaker 1: in three one go.
Speaker 2: I am here to give you an interview and you
Speaker 2: are the head of state and it's just very funny.
Speaker 2: Oh do you check out the the wait? Can I
Speaker 2: say his character name?
Speaker 3: Show? And I am so cool? Oh my god, I'm
Speaker 3: a rapperer boy.
Speaker 1: Not the name I have here?
Speaker 2: Oh no, you actually want the character that he plays character?
Speaker 3: Yeah, my wife and I would have gotten it.
Speaker 1: That impersonation was Borat. That impersonation was Ali G. That's true,
Speaker 1: a G not boring.
Speaker 2: I thought we were doing the real actor.
Speaker 1: I would do whatever is written on the paper.
Speaker 6: What I wrote on the paper was Borat, and somehow
Speaker 6: we got there. So we're moving on to the next round.
Speaker 6: This impersonation is for Alexis. I will say this one
Speaker 6: does have a note on it that Brook cannot say
Speaker 6: one particular thing, Brook, Are you ready? Impersonation starts in
Speaker 6: three two one?
Speaker 3: Go, oh man, you need to talk Brooke, give me something.
Speaker 2: These girls just keep getting younger.
Speaker 8: No, I'm just gonna go take off my shirt and
Speaker 8: head down to the beach and Matthew mcconne.
Speaker 2: That was.
Speaker 7: Get there good.
Speaker 6: That impersonation was Matthew McConaughey. I want to applaud Alexis.
Speaker 6: Brooke was saying a line from Matthew McConaughey movie. She
Speaker 6: put it in her brain and she's like, who likes
Speaker 6: young girls?
Speaker 1: DiCaprio. I love where your Head's out, Alexis, you're thinking.
Speaker 4: That movie.
Speaker 6: We have two correct guesses edition, so wow. This final
Speaker 6: impersonation is for Jeffrey, the last ever.
Speaker 3: Guys, let's savor thission, the.
Speaker 1: Last ever for Brook until I decided we want to do.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's right, sweating in here I want jeff to do.
Speaker 9: We got laugh.
Speaker 1: Laughing harder and harder every time, more than a chuckle.
Speaker 1: Are you ready, Brooke?
Speaker 7: No?
Speaker 1: Do you want your thruple to come help?
Speaker 2: And this is gonna be so hard for me.
Speaker 3: I'm excited.
Speaker 1: Let's start this in three two one go oh you sure.
Speaker 2: Yes, I am very excited and I would like to
Speaker 2: buy a vow. No, he's not at that show. That's
Speaker 2: not because there's the Arsenel sketch about me and what
Speaker 2: is what?
Speaker 9: No?
Speaker 2: What is Alex Trebek? I would like to take sex
Speaker 2: for five hundred.
Speaker 6: I'm sorry we did not get any help there during
Speaker 6: that thirty seconds, Jeff, I can.
Speaker 2: Think of the impersonation on SNLI.
Speaker 4: That impersonation you did, an impersonation of somebody else, impersonating
Speaker 4: the person she did Burt Reynolds.
Speaker 6: I have no idea that was Sean Connery trying to
Speaker 6: be that's Sean Connery in your mind?
Speaker 1: Is it Sean Connery playing Wheel of Fortune? For god?
Speaker 2: It was Jeopardy?
Speaker 4: I just.
Speaker 7: Wow.
Speaker 2: I didn't even do the funny things, but I couldn't
Speaker 2: think of the funny party.
Speaker 4: Would you throw it on per when it's my turn
Speaker 4: to because everybody else is telling them all the movies
Speaker 4: that they're in. Okay, I will take the l on
Speaker 4: this one again today and will be forced to sing
Speaker 4: somebody wanted to hear Higher by Creed.
Speaker 1: Okay, this is fun.
Speaker 7: Can you take me? Yeah?
Speaker 3: Well, blind man.
Speaker 10: See.
Speaker 2: You add that shot into the song we.
Speaker 3: Need more Creed.
Speaker 7: That's your shot collar question of the day, freaking Jeffrey
Speaker 7: in the Morning.
Speaker 4: Starting this weekend, the NFL Playoffs are officially that's but
Speaker 4: the big problem for a lot of people around the
Speaker 4: country right now is their favorite team didn't make it. Yeah, luckily,
Speaker 4: Jose's forty nine ers are still looking.
Speaker 3: I'm gonna write that on my contract. I can't even
Speaker 3: say my name in that, and they'll be I can't
Speaker 3: even get it out.
Speaker 4: It's a super favorite and we all know what if
Speaker 4: your team's not in it, there is still good news,
Speaker 4: and it's all thanks to the restaurant chain Popeye's Louisiana Chick.
Speaker 4: They were founded in New Orleans, home of the Saints,
Speaker 4: who also are not in the playoffs this year, and
Speaker 4: which is why Popeyes wanted to give everybody something to
Speaker 4: cheer for. So they just announced they're gonna be given
Speaker 4: away free wings if the team that does win the
Speaker 4: Super Bowl involves Wings.
Speaker 1: So obviously that's the two remaining Bird.
Speaker 4: Teams, the Baltimore Ravens and the Philadelphia Eagles. Plus they're
Speaker 4: also counting the Buffalo Bills apparently for the Buffalo Wings connection.
Speaker 1: I mean, if one of those.
Speaker 4: Three teams wins it all on February eleventh, you can
Speaker 4: snag a free six piece order of wings with any
Speaker 4: purchase two day after the big game on February thirteenth,
Speaker 4: which is also Marty Grass aka Fat Tuesday.
Speaker 7: Oh my gosh.
Speaker 2: I love it and also kind of hate it because
Speaker 2: it just makes me picture eating like a majestic animal.
Speaker 3: You're eating mityle.
Speaker 6: Sounds good to me.
Speaker 2: This raven is so juicy.
Speaker 1: Well, personally, I do like some deep fried chicken or
Speaker 1: deep fried raven.
Speaker 4: I actually prefer Laser Fried Bird, Extra Crispy edition of
Speaker 4: Laser Stories.
Speaker 1: It is going to be coming up right after this.
Speaker 4: It's the radio segment that finally secured a big name
Speaker 4: celeb to endorse his prophylactic company, Nick Cannon's Colossal Condoms.
Speaker 1: They were almost for the time.
Speaker 2: I don't think that that's good endorsement.
Speaker 4: Good luck with Laser Stories, the segment where we read
Speaker 4: weird news stories around the glove, just like everyone else does,
Speaker 4: except we've got a laser and those other whoopsie babies
Speaker 4: just know this. First Lazer Stories out of Massachusetts. If
Speaker 4: you think that soap opera storylines are too sensational to
Speaker 4: happen in real life.
Speaker 1: Yeah, well, you don't know enough people who watch those shows.
Speaker 4: And I say that because a sixty four year old
Speaker 4: grandmother named rox Sane Ducet was in love with soap
Speaker 4: opera star Thorston K of the Bold.
Speaker 1: And the Beautiful.
Speaker 3: I don't care who knows it.
Speaker 7: I give it.
Speaker 4: Apparently some scammer was texting Roxanne pretending to be Thorston,
Speaker 4: and of course she believed it was real. One message
Speaker 4: from fake Thorston said I need you so much you
Speaker 4: have to get rid of your husband, honey.
Speaker 2: So they're actually just using the script from one of
Speaker 2: the boldeneh.
Speaker 4: Roxanne replied, saying, need to do some thinking on that,
Speaker 4: and that's when she hatched a plan.
Speaker 9: Oh no.
Speaker 4: She told fake Thorston that she makes an amazing soup,
Speaker 4: a special potion if you will, and when he gets home,
Speaker 4: her husband will be hungry. A few hours later, she wrote, quote,
Speaker 4: hubby got back not feeling well.
Speaker 1: No, I can collect life insurance.
Speaker 2: Why you write visited text message?
Speaker 1: She wants to know that the plan is afoot.
Speaker 4: And Roxanne's husband actually did have some kind of medical
Speaker 4: event and she was the one who called nine to
Speaker 4: one one.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but he has since recovered and will be just fine.
Speaker 2: When is she going to find out it's not Thorston
Speaker 2: it's his evil twin.
Speaker 4: Well didn't take long for the police to zero in
Speaker 4: on Roxanne, and she's been charged with attempted murder along
Speaker 4: with resisting arrest and assault on a cop. As for
Speaker 4: the fake scammer, he hasn't been fountains and the real Thorston.
Speaker 1: K has yet to comment.
Speaker 11: I just realized that's probably why we have the text messages,
Speaker 11: because she got arrested.
Speaker 1: You just realized that.
Speaker 3: I was like, are they going to catch her?
Speaker 2: I still don't know who did it, obviously.
Speaker 4: This next layers are stories out of Miami's. Recently, there
Speaker 4: was some speculation online that there were large gray aliens
Speaker 4: walking around the mall in Florida.
Speaker 7: I love it.
Speaker 4: And then just the other day there were some more
Speaker 4: spotted in the hills of Brazil, just Alexis.
Speaker 2: Without her fake Tanner. Overlook, if I'm in Brazil, I'll
Speaker 2: be tanner.
Speaker 4: And while this might scare some people, one city in
Speaker 4: the US is trying to get their attention and say, hey,
Speaker 4: come over here, visit US. I want you because Lexington,
Speaker 4: Kentucky has officially launched the first ever interstellar travel advertisement.
Speaker 1: I'm actually being serious.
Speaker 4: A group of Kentucky scientists, linguists, and scholars all got
Speaker 4: together to figure out how best to advertise to other planets,
Speaker 4: and they came up with the idea of beaming a
Speaker 4: message with a trapezoid laser into a neighboring solar system
Speaker 4: that's a mirror forty light years away from Earth.
Speaker 2: Okay, okay, so now we're putting commercials out there.
Speaker 4: Well, the reason that they're going there first is because
Speaker 4: scientists believe there's a very good chance that there is
Speaker 4: life in that particular solar system.
Speaker 1: Oh okay, So what's in the message? Yeah?
Speaker 4: First, they included map images of Kentucky's green rolling hills
Speaker 4: that the open space would be perfect for landing a
Speaker 4: giant spacecraft.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah.
Speaker 4: They also included some prime numbers aliens love prime numbers,
Speaker 4: and audio recording of blues music and the molecular structure
Speaker 4: for water, bourbon, and dopamine. Because, as they say, Lexington's fun.
Speaker 2: It's everybody. Alexis is your mom on like the tourism
Speaker 2: board for a c Oh yeah she is? So I
Speaker 2: need to tell her to start reaching out to the game,
Speaker 2: the whole untapped market out there.
Speaker 4: According to calculations, the ad should reach its target demo
Speaker 4: in the year twenty sixty three.
Speaker 1: Ah, it's not too far away.
Speaker 4: If the message works, extraterrestrials should hop in their spaceships
Speaker 4: for a short two hundred and thirty five trillion mile
Speaker 4: road trip over to Earth.
Speaker 1: But they're in Miami.
Speaker 3: They can't just take a train or something.
Speaker 1: We want more. Yeah, get all their friends to that
Speaker 1: stuff that this next story is out of. Say it
Speaker 1: ain't so, Joe HQ. It's time for twenty twenty four's
Speaker 1: first nostalgia death.
Speaker 4: Something that ceases to exist even though virtually nobody knew
Speaker 4: was still existed in the first place.
Speaker 2: Wait, you mean like the soap operas we started with.
Speaker 2: Is that what you're talking about?
Speaker 4: Yeah, something that went away that you didn't even realize
Speaker 4: was still around. Okay, because the makers of fruit Stripe
Speaker 4: gum just announced it's been discontinued after an incredible fifty
Speaker 4: five year ride.
Speaker 2: That Zebra gum.
Speaker 3: Yeah, the best gum in the world for five seconds.
Speaker 4: Fifty five years is a pretty long time for a
Speaker 4: gum with the flavor that didn't last more than twenty
Speaker 4: five seconds. Seriously, if the name rings a bell, this
Speaker 4: was the gum with that zebra mascot on it.
Speaker 1: Here's a photo of it.
Speaker 4: It has zebra striped bright colors on the actual gum pieces.
Speaker 2: Just seeing a picture is bringing back so many strong,
Speaker 2: like junior high memories of that stuff.
Speaker 1: And the rappers had printed temporary tattoos on.
Speaker 7: Oh that's.
Speaker 2: Wait, why they stopped doing that?
Speaker 9: That's right.
Speaker 4: It was launched back in nineteen sixty nine and it
Speaker 4: came in five flavors, wet and wild melon, cherry, lemon, orange,
Speaker 4: and peach.
Speaker 3: Also Wet and wild melon just got him canceled. It
Speaker 3: didn't age well.
Speaker 1: There was also briefly a chocolate flavor back in the
Speaker 1: late seven.
Speaker 2: Years chocolate gum. Nobody asked for that.
Speaker 4: As usual, when stuff like this happened, some opportunists ran
Speaker 4: out to buy the remaining stock so they could sell
Speaker 4: it on eBay for crazy prices.
Speaker 2: I always love that suddenly people want it again. If
Speaker 2: you wanted it before, it wouldn't have gone away because
Speaker 2: it's gone.
Speaker 4: But fun fact, the zebra mascot's name was Yipes, and
Speaker 4: there was an ad slogan.
Speaker 1: Proclaiming yipes stripes that was actually used as a clue
Speaker 1: on Jeopardy.
Speaker 4: Once, And that makes me think about the time our
Speaker 4: own little Green guy had a sponsorship for an autobody place.
Speaker 1: Oh really remember the tagline that he had humpers bumpers
Speaker 1: business just kept rolling in. That's how I means Laser
Speaker 1: Stories has come to an end for the day. We'll
Speaker 1: do it again, same time.
Speaker 7: On Monday, freaking Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 4: Is this the most helpful or the most annoying toothbrush
Speaker 4: ever invented? Plus the new kitchen countertop device every family
Speaker 4: is gonna want to have, and experts are saying it's
Speaker 4: going to be even more popular than air fryers or
Speaker 4: hot pots.
Speaker 1: Oh my god.
Speaker 4: Plus when you get home from a long day's work
Speaker 4: and you open the door, how are you gonna feel
Speaker 4: when Halbot greets you.
Speaker 1: I don't know how about hot You'll find out.
Speaker 4: It's all the latest and greatest cool inventions from the
Speaker 4: Consumer Electronics Show in Vegas. We're gonna tell you the
Speaker 4: new products are going are going to change our lives forever.
Speaker 4: It's coming up. Sometimes I think about the future and
Speaker 4: I get super excited for the technologies that we're going
Speaker 4: to be seeing in the next few years.
Speaker 2: I just want to be napping in my car instead
Speaker 2: of driving. When can we get to that?
Speaker 1: I replace you, they'll have that food and pill form.
Speaker 1: I'm not excited about that pills and food form.
Speaker 7: That way.
Speaker 3: A giant rock.
Speaker 4: But then I think about how many times Alexis is
Speaker 4: going to crash her jet pack into the outside of
Speaker 4: our building as she's flying into work.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, third.
Speaker 2: Time this imagined her cheek squished up against the windows.
Speaker 2: It slow, yeah, way down when you.
Speaker 3: Open the fire door.
Speaker 9: Far me sing here.
Speaker 1: That makes me nervous about the future again.
Speaker 4: What crazy technologies are scientists really working on that we
Speaker 4: might actually see coming up soon?
Speaker 1: Well, we do have an idea, because the annual.
Speaker 4: CEES Consumer Electronic Show just wrapped up in Vegas this week,
Speaker 4: and it gives us a glimpse into what our lives
Speaker 4: might actually look like in the next ten to fifteen
Speaker 4: years and what cool new devices we'll all be buying. Like,
Speaker 4: for example, Okay, you guys know that I'm an amateur ornithologist,
Speaker 4: right is.
Speaker 2: That a bird person?
Speaker 1: Bird enthusiasts?
Speaker 4: How many times have I said ornithologist on this show,
Speaker 4: never think.
Speaker 2: I mean, how many times have we actually next on
Speaker 2: we don't hear?
Speaker 9: Yeah?
Speaker 4: Well, this year Cees unveiled the brand new smart bird feeder,
Speaker 4: and I was expecting more.
Speaker 2: Like, whoa from the room, give those things food. I mean,
Speaker 2: it's like a camera.
Speaker 4: Well it kind of looks like a regular bird feeder,
Speaker 4: but it has a ring doorbell in the middle.
Speaker 1: Of it that has ten eighty p video.
Speaker 3: Oh my gosh, my dad's gonna love this.
Speaker 4: When a bird lands there, the video captures it, but
Speaker 4: it immediately identifies the species of the bird, and the
Speaker 4: software can recognize up to ten thousand different types of
Speaker 4: birds and then automatically releases the exact amount of food
Speaker 4: that particular bird requires for its daily nutrition.
Speaker 11: I think my dad likes to make up facts about birds,
Speaker 11: so I think this may fact check him, and he
Speaker 11: make it.
Speaker 2: Upset, Like he's arguing with yes, I told you those word.
Speaker 3: Doves, and he's like, no, they are local to the desert.
Speaker 3: They are dugs.
Speaker 1: I'm a desert dove.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 4: So that's pretty cool, but still not much it can
Speaker 4: do about squirrels climbing up and raiding the bird.
Speaker 1: Feeder.
Speaker 4: I would hope they would have some sort of shock
Speaker 4: repellent feature built in if a squirrel gets too squirrely
Speaker 4: with it. They need to have a home security for
Speaker 4: the bird home. But maybe that'll be added in the
Speaker 4: second edition of the Smart Bird. I'm excited about that.
Speaker 2: I can tell you and our parents.
Speaker 4: The next high tech product we need to get ready
Speaker 4: for is the latest advancement in televisions.
Speaker 2: Oh, let's go, Jack, Why didn't we leave this.
Speaker 1: LG is coming out with the new C through TV.
Speaker 7: Yeah.
Speaker 1: When you turn it off, it's like glass and you
Speaker 1: can see right through.
Speaker 2: It's like in the movies when they would like raise
Speaker 2: like a pure glass thing. Yeah, and then it projects everything.
Speaker 1: But it doesn't like raise up and down. It just
Speaker 1: stays permanently in your room.
Speaker 4: But once the black rectangle is gone, it makes your
Speaker 4: whole space look way bigger.
Speaker 1: Plus it helps with the fun shway of your house,
Speaker 1: like a piece of art, like.
Speaker 3: A big crystal.
Speaker 2: Jose would put this in his house and forget that
Speaker 2: he had a TV.
Speaker 9: Into it.
Speaker 4: Hold where So we're talking about the newest tech devices
Speaker 4: that were just unveiled at the Annual Consumer Electronics Show
Speaker 4: that experts say, are going to become normal for everybody
Speaker 4: to own soon.
Speaker 7: This is fun.
Speaker 1: Like this next one got a lot of buzz. It's
Speaker 1: called the o clean X Ultra Wi Fi Digital toothbrush. Seriously,
Speaker 1: they need to work on the NAMA.
Speaker 2: Yeah, who's in their marketing department?
Speaker 4: But high tech toothbrush? And how is it different than
Speaker 4: any other one on the market.
Speaker 2: It looks just like every other oral b but it's.
Speaker 4: Different because this is like the backseat driver of brushing teeth.
Speaker 2: What does that mean?
Speaker 1: Because as you're brushing, there's.
Speaker 4: An AI voice that will guide and encourage you to
Speaker 4: make sure that you're doing it right.
Speaker 2: So it's like me with my children. Yeah, you know
Speaker 2: what I mean. Like you didn't get the back I
Speaker 2: just saw you closer to the stop just sucking on
Speaker 2: the toothbrush.
Speaker 4: What other new devices from CEES can we expect to
Speaker 4: see in the near future? They say this product is
Speaker 4: going to be everywhere. It's called the cold Snap five thousand.
Speaker 2: Oh. Is this one of those plunges or something ice bats?
Speaker 8: Yeah?
Speaker 4: God, I love when you guess things randomly and then
Speaker 4: say exactly what it is.
Speaker 1: No, you're wrong.
Speaker 4: This is a basically like a cure egg for frozen
Speaker 4: treats for you, where you pop a little flavor pod
Speaker 4: into the top of it. It does its thing, and
Speaker 4: then two minutes later, boom poops out a scoop of
Speaker 4: mint chocolate chip ice cream, so.
Speaker 3: You can buy a pod of mint.
Speaker 2: This thing is so big.
Speaker 4: That's what everybody has, like air fryers, and they have
Speaker 4: like all sorts of giant products to make up. This
Speaker 4: is for your giant product for making frozen treats whenever
Speaker 4: you want, anytime, in under two minutes.
Speaker 2: And it's a new kitchen gadget that everybody will buy
Speaker 2: and use maybe for a month and a half, and
Speaker 2: then it'll go with all the other things.
Speaker 1: We have to go through, all of these.
Speaker 8: Yeah.
Speaker 9: Yeah.
Speaker 4: And then last but not least, from the Consumer Electronics show,
Speaker 4: there's a product called hal Bot. How he's a little
Speaker 4: two legged AI smart home robot. He's only one foot tall,
Speaker 4: but he's your little home companion who follows you around
Speaker 4: your apartment or your house, searching for anything that's a
Speaker 4: little bit off.
Speaker 1: Or out of balance.
Speaker 2: And what does he do? Does he fix it for you?
Speaker 1: No, he'll tell you.
Speaker 2: He's a nag.
Speaker 4: Like if you forgot to turn off the light switch
Speaker 4: in the basement. How about will come up and be like, hey,
Speaker 4: the basement light is on. Or if you left some
Speaker 4: unwashed plates in the sink, he'll nag you to clean them.
Speaker 2: And he's right at kicking level.
Speaker 9: So that's.
Speaker 4: We're gonna need like child protective services for robots.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I don't like.
Speaker 1: Yeah, this guy sucks.
Speaker 3: I want to hit it.
Speaker 2: Yeah immediately, I will say description.
Speaker 4: How about does take a bit of a creepy turn though,
Speaker 4: when he greets you at the door and he discerns
Speaker 4: your mood, but by analyzing your voice and facial expressions.
Speaker 1: As soon as you walk in, and then he'll turn
Speaker 1: on music to match that mood.
Speaker 3: No, the worst thing you can do when I Matt
Speaker 3: is telling me.
Speaker 4: You see Matt, well, like, imagine you come home and
Speaker 4: you're like, hey, how about I'm back.
Speaker 5: Because.
Speaker 9: Why are you playing that.
Speaker 1: I didn't have a bad day.
Speaker 3: It's one parking ticket.
Speaker 1: It's not a big deal.
Speaker 9: Shut up.
Speaker 2: I told you you're kicking them. There is no way,
Speaker 2: no way you're getting through that.
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Speaker 9: No, I'm sorry that I haven't.
Speaker 7: You haven't. Oh, this is all so new to me.
Speaker 12: I've never really done the dating apps, and I thought
Speaker 12: I was just signing up for one.
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Speaker 2: for this, Gunner said, definitely, sign him up for only Simps. No, wait,
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Speaker 12: way anybody was gonna sign up for any of these apps.
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Speaker 2: Your brother said you just joined the dating app community
Speaker 2: a few days ago and wanted to freak you out.
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Speaker 7: The week up every morning was fun tap weekday mornings
Speaker 7: on the twenties brookn Jeffrey in the Morning.
Speaker 1: You hear at Broken Jeffrey in the Morning.
Speaker 7: Yeah.
Speaker 1: We make a promise to not pass judgment.
Speaker 2: On your now you get you can't even say it.
Speaker 4: Yeah, not past judgment on your dating style or your
Speaker 4: dating choices. Okay, we promise we won't judge you too severely. Okay,
Speaker 4: we will judge you brutally and harshly, but at least
Speaker 4: not directly to your face.
Speaker 2: Right, I won't anybody's face.
Speaker 4: That was definitely a difficult promise for us to keep
Speaker 4: with today's caller, especially when he told us about the
Speaker 4: big surprise he planned for his date night. I will
Speaker 4: tell you there was a blindfold involved and a little
Speaker 4: bit of deception. But he swears it went even better
Speaker 4: than he had planned and she loved it too. You're
Speaker 4: gonna hear it in your brand new second date update.
Speaker 4: Right after this second Date update, a guy named Chris
Speaker 4: wrote us saying he's made a rule to never ask
Speaker 4: a woman out ever again.
Speaker 2: Really after whatever happened that he's on the phone with
Speaker 2: us for before.
Speaker 4: I'm just reading this from his email, But Chris explained
Speaker 4: he learned a new strategy from a video that he
Speaker 4: saw where if you're a guy and you say, hey,
Speaker 4: would you like to go out to dinner with me
Speaker 4: on Saturday night? Yeah, you're already putting yourself at a
Speaker 4: disadvantage right there. Why Because in the woman's mind, she
Speaker 4: is thinking if I say yes, then I'm doing him
Speaker 4: a favor and he's gonna end up having a great
Speaker 4: night because of me.
Speaker 2: Wait, she's not thinking Wow, I'm really excited us.
Speaker 1: Yeah, she's thinking for she's thinking sorry, I was being more.
Speaker 1: We're going beyond the meal. She's thinking.
Speaker 4: If I say yes, then I'm giving him the gift
Speaker 4: of spending time with me. If I say no, then
Speaker 4: this loser has nothing going on in his life. He
Speaker 4: is going to spend the entire evening all alone in
Speaker 4: his apartment, watching Netflix and eating old pizza.
Speaker 2: I don't know that that's I don't think that's how
Speaker 2: we think.
Speaker 1: Even if that's not true, that's what he says. That's
Speaker 1: what a lot of women think.
Speaker 4: So instead he uses a different strategy that makes him low,
Speaker 4: really really good.
Speaker 1: When he asked people out, all right, I want to
Speaker 1: know what it is.
Speaker 2: I love when men say what women think. It's so cute. Okay, continue, Yeah, well.
Speaker 4: Let's talk to Chris about this and see what it's
Speaker 4: all about. Chris, how you doing, man?
Speaker 9: Hey, good man, how are you?
Speaker 1: I'm very curious to learn what the strategy is.
Speaker 2: So wait, is the strategy something you came up with
Speaker 2: or is this also from the video that Jeff referenced.
Speaker 9: No, I learned this on an Instagram video. But I
Speaker 9: am telling you it works ninety percent of the time.
Speaker 9: It's a fantastic little trick here Okay.
Speaker 4: So you don't ask a woman, hey, do you want
Speaker 4: to go out to dinner with me? What do you
Speaker 4: do instead?
Speaker 9: See what you got to do is you got to
Speaker 9: tell them that you're already doing something and then you
Speaker 9: invite them to come along with you.
Speaker 2: Okay, so like you're going to dinner by yourself.
Speaker 1: I mean that's not Finally, is not funny.
Speaker 4: I think you have a lot of friends, and I'm
Speaker 4: sure you have a very active social life, Chris.
Speaker 2: What if you don't have plans already?
Speaker 9: Well, yes, you got to plan out your night a
Speaker 9: little bit, right, you got to put a little fought
Speaker 9: into this.
Speaker 2: That's a positive.
Speaker 9: Yeah, you tell you got the night planned, You've got
Speaker 9: your going out to dinner. You're gonna go do x
Speaker 9: y Z. Now she's got a little bit of foem.
Speaker 9: She got a little bit of that fear of missing
Speaker 9: out on some action.
Speaker 1: I see what you're saying.
Speaker 4: You're saying you're trying to put the idea into the
Speaker 4: girl's head that you have a life outside of her,
Speaker 4: that she's not the only thing that's happening.
Speaker 1: And her answer isn't going to change you.
Speaker 3: But if she's lucky, you cand squeeze.
Speaker 9: Her in right.
Speaker 2: So, okay, who did this work on that you went
Speaker 2: out with?
Speaker 7: Yeah?
Speaker 9: So this worked on Gina girl I met online on
Speaker 9: one of the apps. Very funny. Her and I were talking.
Speaker 9: Both had a sense of humor.
Speaker 2: That's sweet. What was your proposal? What did you already
Speaker 2: have plan that she could join you for?
Speaker 9: So I invited her this place that was opening that
Speaker 9: was serving some amazing seafood.
Speaker 1: Oh oh, You're like, oh, I'm going to check out
Speaker 1: this new seafood place. You want to come with?
Speaker 9: But I said, listen, we have half an hour, like
Speaker 9: you got to get ready now, you know. So I
Speaker 9: put a little bit of urgency.
Speaker 3: Maybe a girl i'd be like, yeah, dog some food.
Speaker 2: I mean I feel like I would say yes just
Speaker 2: because of the pressure, Like, oh my.
Speaker 3: God, no matter what you're wearing, I don't.
Speaker 1: Okay, you created urgency there that that's a good thing.
Speaker 9: So she was up for it. She was up for it.
Speaker 7: Huh.
Speaker 9: So I pick her up. She looked good. I looked good,
Speaker 9: and I told her I said listen, I'll drive. Get
Speaker 9: in the car, I'll drive us there. And we were
Speaker 9: almost there. I like it, keep going, I said, listen.
Speaker 9: Put on this blindfold because where we're going it's going
Speaker 9: to be a surprise, and I want to surprise you.
Speaker 11: Okay, super romantic if this has been your girlfriend for
Speaker 11: two years, but a first.
Speaker 2: Date you've never met her before.
Speaker 1: Hold on, let's not judge until we hear where this goes.
Speaker 9: So she puts the blindfold on.
Speaker 2: Okay, dumb or just trusting.
Speaker 9: We get there. I take the blindfold off and she
Speaker 9: sees a file of fish from McDonald's right in front
Speaker 9: of hers.
Speaker 2: Why I thought you were taking her to seafood.
Speaker 9: Hey it was seafood, right, it is technically fish.
Speaker 4: This whole thing was a prank that you were playing
Speaker 4: on her, telling her she's gonna have this nice meal,
Speaker 4: and you really took her to a fast food place
Speaker 4: and gave her a.
Speaker 2: Sheish.
Speaker 9: So she takes the blindfold off and she's looking at
Speaker 9: this filet of fish, and I just see this look
Speaker 9: of confusion over her face. She was she went through
Speaker 9: every emotion. She was like pissed off for a second,
Speaker 9: but at the end of it, she just started to laugh.
Speaker 9: Good wow.
Speaker 2: I mean either that or she's laughing like, oh my god,
Speaker 2: of course this is my dating life's off.
Speaker 1: There Yeah, after the joke is over, were you able
Speaker 1: to establish a romantic bond with her?
Speaker 9: Yeah? No, don't forget, I'm dressed up too. So it
Speaker 9: was funny, you know, the whole thing.
Speaker 1: It's not just at her expense.
Speaker 2: Wow, I'm just still processing it.
Speaker 7: All.
Speaker 3: That's the girls are like.
Speaker 6: YI.
Speaker 1: So how did the date end?
Speaker 9: It was good, right, So we had a great time.
Speaker 9: I dropped her off at her place and she even
Speaker 9: admitted that that was funny.
Speaker 1: Okay, so what what's happened since then?
Speaker 9: So four or five days ago she invites me over
Speaker 9: to come to her place and hang out.
Speaker 1: Oh, during the nighttime or the daytime.
Speaker 2: I don't think she's gonna say come over at nine am,
Speaker 2: Jeffery won must She's got, like, I don't know, a
Speaker 2: sink to unclog her.
Speaker 1: Over here. I thought it's a valid question. The timing
Speaker 1: is important.
Speaker 4: That's a good sign that she wants you over at
Speaker 4: any time of the days.
Speaker 2: I mean, she obviously likes you. She's inviting me over,
Speaker 2: So that's what I thought.
Speaker 9: So I go to her house, I knock on her
Speaker 9: door and she doesn't up there.
Speaker 2: Oh what, maybe it's another prank. You guys are just
Speaker 2: the prank couple. I would feel good to get him back.
Speaker 3: Actually it would were laughing on the other end.
Speaker 1: If it was really late at night, maybe she fell
Speaker 1: asleep before he arrived.
Speaker 3: Oh, that's happened.
Speaker 2: Or if it was early in the morning, maybe.
Speaker 1: This is why the time question was so important.
Speaker 3: I guess we're never gonna know what time of day
Speaker 3: it was. Did you hit snooze?
Speaker 2: Buddy?
Speaker 3: We're never gonna know, because now we gotta.
Speaker 4: Go, and we're gonna come back and try and get
Speaker 4: you a second date update and maybe get some clarity
Speaker 4: on what time it was right after this hold on.
Speaker 7: Update.
Speaker 4: Pranking your date on your very first meetup is either
Speaker 4: the move of a very confident man or a very
Speaker 4: foolish one.
Speaker 9: Thing.
Speaker 4: We're just trying to figure out which one of those
Speaker 4: categories are. Listener Chris falls into because he convinced his
Speaker 4: date Gina, to dress up really nice, to go out
Speaker 4: and eat some seafood.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and she only had a half an hour to
Speaker 2: get ready.
Speaker 9: Yeah.
Speaker 4: Technically he wasn't lying because he did treat her to
Speaker 4: seafood A file of fish sandwich at a McDonald's.
Speaker 2: Which I will say it's my best friend's favorite. If
Speaker 2: a man took her to get a yes, she's like,
Speaker 2: she'd be like, I'm divorcing my husband to marry you.
Speaker 1: Book's friends love language gas.
Speaker 4: But they were able to laugh about it afterwards after
Speaker 4: the prank was over, and they've been in contact since then.
Speaker 4: She hadn't invited him over, so a lot of good signs.
Speaker 4: The only problem is it's not resulting in a date yet.
Speaker 4: But that's going to be our job to step in.
Speaker 2: That's crazy that she didn't answer the door. You're just
Speaker 2: standing there.
Speaker 3: I know that's frude.
Speaker 1: Actually, yeah, maybe he got the wrong door. We don't know.
Speaker 11: I don't think.
Speaker 4: Maybe it was a big apartment complex and she just
Speaker 4: texted the apartment like building, not in the specific room.
Speaker 9: No, it definitely wasn't the wrong door because it was
Speaker 9: the same door that I picked her up in.
Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, oh yeah, I forgot about that part.
Speaker 9: All right.
Speaker 4: Well, I'm a dummy, So let's just end this part
Speaker 4: and get to the part where we call her and
Speaker 4: figure out what's going on.
Speaker 9: Yeah, you know, I'm just a little lost here because
Speaker 9: I'm knocking at the door she didn't answer, and you know,
Speaker 9: I don't know what's going on here.
Speaker 2: You are being really understanding, which is nice.
Speaker 11: I mean she invited you over for sure, Like there
Speaker 11: wasn't like, uh, you know, there was no miscommunication text.
Speaker 2: How do you miscommunicate that?
Speaker 3: I don't know, you want to kick it sometime and
Speaker 3: he's like on my way?
Speaker 9: Yeah, yeah, no, this was very clear. Invited me over
Speaker 9: point blank.
Speaker 4: Okay, well let's just point blank ask her why she's
Speaker 4: not going out with you. I'm dialing her number right now.
Speaker 4: Here we go, Hello, Hey, is this Gina?
Speaker 10: Uh yeah?
Speaker 1: Are you sure you're Gina? It took a second.
Speaker 2: He know she's Jina. She doesn't know who you are. Yeah,
Speaker 2: well you're the weird one in this situation.
Speaker 1: I'm jeff from a radio show called Brook and Jeffrey
Speaker 1: in the Morning.
Speaker 2: The whole shows here.
Speaker 1: Hello, yeah, yeah, it's a little weird.
Speaker 10: What's this about?
Speaker 4: This is about a segment that we do called a
Speaker 4: second Date Update, and we're trying to help one of
Speaker 4: our listeners meet up with you again after you already
Speaker 4: went out with him one time.
Speaker 1: His name is Chris.
Speaker 10: Yeah, I know Chris. But did I sign up to this?
Speaker 1: No, this isn't something you sign up for.
Speaker 4: Chris emailed us because he told us about your guys'
Speaker 4: first date together.
Speaker 2: He's a spontaneous guy, that Chris right, pretty funny toom hmm.
Speaker 10: Yeah, he's quite the charmer.
Speaker 1: Yeah, is that good. He told us about the little
Speaker 1: practical joke that he played.
Speaker 2: I would love to know what was going through your
Speaker 2: head when he put a blindfold on you. You put
Speaker 2: it on yourself, I guess.
Speaker 10: But well, I mean at that point, I didn't have
Speaker 10: a choice. I was in his car.
Speaker 2: You had a choice to put the blindfold on. You
Speaker 2: could have said no.
Speaker 3: I mean you're fully committed.
Speaker 10: I was committed. I mean I like him, and I
Speaker 10: mean it was low key funny at the end of
Speaker 10: the day.
Speaker 4: So yeah, I mean we got the sense that you
Speaker 4: must have liked him because we heard that you even
Speaker 4: invited him over one one or one time.
Speaker 3: It wasn't I don't specific so hung up on that.
Speaker 3: I like an idiot for it.
Speaker 4: Well, okay, you invited him over at some point, and
Speaker 4: he says that he went there and that you didn't
Speaker 4: answer the door.
Speaker 10: Oh so he told you that part too.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean it was a pretty important part of everything, right,
Speaker 2: because that's when that's when you stopped responding to him.
Speaker 4: Well, the weird thing is that normally when we do
Speaker 4: this segment, people will ghost each other over text, or
Speaker 4: they'll just like break off communication. They won't actually set
Speaker 4: up a time to meet that person at their own
Speaker 4: place and then just not show up and answer the door.
Speaker 3: That's peculiar, you know.
Speaker 2: I kind of like the old school physically doing there.
Speaker 2: It's a lot more mystery.
Speaker 3: She's just watching in through the key hole.
Speaker 4: We're just trying to help Chris get some understanding of
Speaker 4: what's going on.
Speaker 1: Between you two.
Speaker 10: You know, given his well thought out plan, I wanted
Speaker 10: to get him back. And my plan didn't work.
Speaker 2: Wait didn't you were setting up a whole elaborate prank
Speaker 2: to prank him back?
Speaker 1: Of course, Oh my god, what didn't work? What part
Speaker 1: of the plan?
Speaker 10: So I took him that night and I said, hey,
Speaker 10: do you wanna hook up?
Speaker 4: Hey?
Speaker 7: All right?
Speaker 10: Oh it was a up text, right, And so I
Speaker 10: was like, I need you to come over in a
Speaker 10: half hour.
Speaker 8: That should have been the red flag for him, is
Speaker 8: the half hour, Because he gave.
Speaker 1: Her a half hour just mirroring his because he still felt.
Speaker 3: Like, oh my gosh, we're hooking up.
Speaker 9: Oh my god.
Speaker 2: And so what's the joke?
Speaker 12: So, I mean it was late and he did come over.
Speaker 12: And the thing is that I have a friend who's
Speaker 12: a tow truck driver.
Speaker 1: Okay, okay, So I live.
Speaker 12: On the third floor and I have a clear view
Speaker 12: to the street view, and he would have seen the
Speaker 12: tow truck driver hook up his cart.
Speaker 2: You weren't going to answer the door, and you were
Speaker 2: going to get his car towed. And that was the joke.
Speaker 12: I mean, not fully toad, but you know, hooked up
Speaker 12: at least to the tow truck.
Speaker 1: So that was the joke. You invited him to be
Speaker 1: hooking up and what you meant was hooking up his
Speaker 1: car to a tow truck.
Speaker 10: What else would you have done? He did the whole
Speaker 10: seafood a way of fi thing.
Speaker 1: That's it's a little fall.
Speaker 2: So I don't think he got the joke. Wait, did
Speaker 2: the tow truck thing happen because he didn't tell us
Speaker 2: about it?
Speaker 9: No.
Speaker 10: See, that's the thing. My friend had another call where
Speaker 10: he actually was going to make some money and he
Speaker 10: had to leave.
Speaker 1: Oh that's why your plan failed.
Speaker 3: Good thing you didn't call it.
Speaker 2: So why haven't you called him back?
Speaker 12: Well, because I'm trying to set this up again.
Speaker 10: It was a great idea.
Speaker 2: Oh my gosh, you meant for each other.
Speaker 3: It's ruined.
Speaker 2: Wouldn't have been ruined if we didn't call her out.
Speaker 1: I'm sorry. We totally screwed this up for you, your
Speaker 1: whole plan.
Speaker 4: Because actually, Chris has been on the other line listening
Speaker 4: to this conversation the entire time.
Speaker 12: Are you guys kidding me?
Speaker 9: No?
Speaker 7: When did you want? Oh?
Speaker 2: That was good, Jose, Yeah good. Yeah, it was an
Speaker 2: elaborate praise you guy.
Speaker 10: You ruined everything.
Speaker 4: There.
Speaker 9: Yeah. Wow, this is not cool, Gina. Not cool.
Speaker 2: Why aren't you laughing? Chris? I thought this would be
Speaker 2: exactly your type of humor.
Speaker 9: Yeah, but my car, I mean that's an it's an
Speaker 9: expensive car. You gotta be careful. I mean, she's gonna
Speaker 9: have my car, Toad. You can damage the car.
Speaker 2: What did I do? I didn't know we had the
Speaker 2: fun police on the.
Speaker 7: Right.
Speaker 11: I haven't buddies have damaged their car while they're getting town.
Speaker 2: Fish fully, But the plan.
Speaker 4: I don't think the plan was to totally like tow
Speaker 4: your car away to some like car lot and make
Speaker 4: you pay to get it out.
Speaker 1: I've heard it. I think it was just like to
Speaker 1: hook it up as a joke, right, Gina, Right.
Speaker 10: I mean it would have worked had my friend not
Speaker 10: had to leave for a real call.
Speaker 9: I mean, I'm glad the plant didn't work. That's not it.
Speaker 9: That's not even a prank. I mean, my pranks are good.
Speaker 2: Oh God, I thought you were going to be so
Speaker 2: excited you just found out this woman that you like
Speaker 2: was planning on seeing you again.
Speaker 9: Yeah, listen, this doesn't work in a relationship. There's only
Speaker 9: room for like one funny person, not too.
Speaker 4: God, And it's the same thing with the morning show.
Speaker 4: Only one of us can be funny.
Speaker 3: And yeah that's Jeb.
Speaker 1: No, I don't know who it is.
Speaker 9: Fish.
Speaker 10: Wasn't that funny? Honestly?
Speaker 1: Oh well, this is going south a little.
Speaker 2: I don't believe you found a woman who was okay
Speaker 2: with being pranked into a McDonald's dinner and you're negative
Speaker 2: about blind blindfolded. Yeah, I forgot that it is.
Speaker 4: I mean, look, Chris, she's able to brush off your prank.
Speaker 4: Why can't you just brush off hers and laugh with her?
Speaker 9: Her prank is borderline dangerous, and you know she's gonna
Speaker 9: try to prank me again. Somehow, and who knows, she
Speaker 9: might set the house on fire.
Speaker 10: I don't know like this, I have about four or
Speaker 10: five ideas.
Speaker 1: There is a prank cover.
Speaker 2: I think they're coming, whether they go out again or not.
Speaker 4: Well, yeah, I mean there's unfinished business between you guys,
Speaker 4: whether it's romance or pranking each other. So I'm going
Speaker 4: to offer to send you guys out again on another
Speaker 4: date that we would pay for. Plus we'll toss in
Speaker 4: a couple of Brook and Jeffrey whoope cushions from I'm
Speaker 4: probably gonna.
Speaker 9: Stop you right there and just say that I'm not
Speaker 9: interested and.
Speaker 3: Probably Yeah, it was one bad another stick in the mud.
Speaker 4: I'm not sure if I apologize to Gina here, or
Speaker 4: if I apologize to Chris, or maybe I should just
Speaker 4: apologize to the listeners.
Speaker 1: Listeners, I'm sorry that you had to sit through.
Speaker 9: All of that.
Speaker 2: It was on a joke. It was just a joke.
Speaker 9: We got.
Speaker 3: Second date phone.
Speaker 7: Tap, so freaking Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 4: Why doesn't anybody just blurt out I love you anymore
Speaker 4: on the first date. Why is it that now everybody
Speaker 4: is like I saw on Instagram video and now I'm
Speaker 4: gonna trick the person and prank them, and then they're
Speaker 4: gonna prank me back, and now everything's confusing and unclear.
Speaker 1: But that's just how dating is, because it's the internet
Speaker 1: trend right now.
Speaker 2: I think even before the Internet, nobody's blurting out I
Speaker 2: love you on the first date, Jeff, I was weird
Speaker 2: in like eighteen fifty.
Speaker 1: It's weird the good old days. I am begging anybody.
Speaker 4: Listen, if you recently went on a first date and
Speaker 4: you confessed your undying love for them in the first
Speaker 4: ten minutes, and you're wondering why they're not calling you back,
Speaker 4: shoot us an email. I would love to do an easy, simple,
Speaker 4: straightforward call like that.
Speaker 2: Well, why you're just telling me? Well, because they don't
Speaker 2: love you back, what do you want?
Speaker 3: They were too perfect.
Speaker 2: Yes, I don't know what world you and Jose are
Speaker 2: living in right now, but I don't think it exists.
Speaker 3: I'm having a good time in it.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I guess we'll just stick with the total confusion
Speaker 4: and game playing and pranking.
Speaker 7: All right.
Speaker 2: Thanks for great radio, Jeff. Isn't that what we're here for?
Speaker 3: That is true? The text is lit up.
Speaker 4: My head hurts right now, but I love it. Creat
Speaker 4: you can always email the show. We'll call that person
Speaker 4: who wasn't.
Speaker 7: Calling you back freaking Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 4: I gotta say it's pretty smart what the musical artists
Speaker 4: have started doing lately to make even more money. Like
Speaker 4: when they go when they go on a concert tour, Yeah,
Speaker 4: they have a film crew follow them to turn it
Speaker 4: into a movie for all the people who miss the
Speaker 4: show or want to see the behind the scenes action.
Speaker 2: And then they re release the movie after they add
Speaker 2: some exclusives that you didn't get the first time.
Speaker 1: Let that money keep on rolling in.
Speaker 3: Yeah, by the concert twice.
Speaker 4: That's why I've just hired a few people to follow
Speaker 4: me around the studio on Fridays to capture me and
Speaker 4: my entire musical process leading up to my big Friday performer.
Speaker 2: I don't want to be in a film crew, you know,
Speaker 2: but it's your performance is free, jeff.
Speaker 1: This is how I have to make money. So that's
Speaker 1: what the film people are here for.
Speaker 4: If you see me go into the bathroom with a
Speaker 4: guy with a camera, don't think anything of it.
Speaker 1: It's all part of the big movie. Don't even go
Speaker 1: in there. No matter what you hear.
Speaker 4: I am planning for my stardom, which is gonna start
Speaker 4: right after I sing my brand new song of the
Speaker 4: week that's.
Speaker 7: Coming up freaking Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 1: All right, it is time for my song of the week.
Speaker 7: Yeah.
Speaker 4: And I rarely, if ever do this, but I'm gonna
Speaker 4: take my co hosts and all of our listeners back
Speaker 4: to a point in time when I was just seven
Speaker 4: years old.
Speaker 1: Jeffrey, And you're probably wondering, what was I like as
Speaker 1: a little kid.
Speaker 2: I thought you were really sweet.
Speaker 4: Was I still the effervescent, witty, charming, tight pants cassanova
Speaker 4: that you see standing before you here today?
Speaker 2: I was shy and a little snotty.
Speaker 1: Answer is no, I was just.
Speaker 4: A regular boy with a recording contract from our c
Speaker 4: You did mall talent shows all over California for five Yeah,
Speaker 4: and while singing and dancing with my mom definitely made
Speaker 4: me happy. That's knocking a downplay now. I will say
Speaker 4: there was only one thing in the whole world that
Speaker 4: could put me up into.
Speaker 1: The stratosphere, which was the sky. That is me singing
Speaker 1: my one hit wonder, Reach for the Sky.
Speaker 2: It's only a hint to us.
Speaker 3: Sure, I still think it's gonna come back. We're playing
Speaker 3: this on.
Speaker 5: The air.
Speaker 4: With my mom was only number two on my list
Speaker 4: of joys. What was above it at number one? That
Speaker 4: was celebrating any birthday, brisks or special family event at
Speaker 4: one of my most cherished, beloved restaurants in the world,
Speaker 4: the one, the only olive Garden.
Speaker 3: Yeah Garden.
Speaker 2: I spent fancy birthdays there.
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, wow, everybody did, because when you're there, your family.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, I was a buster there.
Speaker 2: I was just talking about this. I remember being seventeen
Speaker 2: and thinking this was the upper echelon of this is
Speaker 2: as good as it gets.
Speaker 3: It's really fancast.
Speaker 1: And I think they had a normal fork and a salad.
Speaker 2: Force and more salad than you could prob endless.
Speaker 4: And I'm sure there's thousands of people out there who
Speaker 4: also have these very special memories from their child going
Speaker 4: there to feed a family of four, spending just forty
Speaker 4: two dollars and ninety six cents that concluded the tax, and.
Speaker 3: Nowadays they give you another meal half price and take.
Speaker 7: On with you.
Speaker 4: So I don't really know why this happened now, but
Speaker 4: today I just want to pay homage to the Italian
Speaker 4: American staple that baby birded this fledgling and taught him
Speaker 4: how to.
Speaker 1: Fly, said that putting it down.
Speaker 3: I wish we had bolts of Alfredo just sitting here.
Speaker 4: I want to raise a breadstick to you, why in
Speaker 4: honor of Olive Garden instead of singing whiz Khalifa and
Speaker 4: Charlie Pooths see you again.
Speaker 1: It's young Jefferies Olive Garden. I'm going to point when
Speaker 1: I'm ready.
Speaker 2: It's gonna be emotional.
Speaker 1: Points.
Speaker 13: I'm on a hot dad. I'd rated a ten because
Speaker 13: the restaurant that I picked his servant Italian muffles of
Speaker 13: penn nay so good. It's a sin got us lady
Speaker 13: and the tramp and stuff in booth oleaven at the
Speaker 13: Olive Garden.
Speaker 1: Damn that food. Every bite I choose keeps lifting my mood.
Speaker 1: It hit me like a Beta Chini Kway loop with
Speaker 1: my gluten stacks. I ate the breadsticks and they brought
Speaker 1: him back.
Speaker 4: I got more baskets than Kobe and Shan likes the
Speaker 4: Alix wants the way that told me about this stoop
Speaker 4: and salad, big giant plates. Alfredo in my face. The
Speaker 4: only limit is your stomach space. Yeah, no need to huff.
Speaker 4: The flight of venis because there is the closest stop
Speaker 4: you could take the toor ladally in the more parking lot.
Speaker 3: Like tuscan Enix to the bass pro shop gets some more.
Speaker 13: The staff are my friends, and I can tell their
Speaker 13: thrilled to sing me Happy Birthday again.
Speaker 1: They do their own song while clapping their.
Speaker 14: Hands because they treat you like your family, minus all
Speaker 14: the nag again had the other gardens got me saved?
Speaker 4: Lore check it first, I ate some calamari and zid
Speaker 4: and did and stop, ordered pasta like a rapper with
Speaker 4: netra netra on top of like New Year's Eve all
Speaker 4: over the meat ball's gonna drop. Yeah, took a family
Speaker 4: salad ona and slid into my chop like Alaska's playing George.
Speaker 4: The button's about to pop with the men you got
Speaker 4: me drew in the way. You're gonna need a mop,
Speaker 4: oh Adam, And he's been saying, this is the garden
Speaker 4: they really want popping bottles inside.
Speaker 13: Of a casual restaurant.
Speaker 1: Now hit me with that freshly grated parmesan.
Speaker 13: Justin Madge and the day.
Speaker 1: Yeah, when I go there to propose, and she will find.
Speaker 2: Her rank.
Speaker 13: Beating inside her cheese. Raby alls one epic Cheese Day.
Speaker 13: May I recommend little og Spot where Pasta bil tees
Speaker 13: ne never Brett six and persas snuck like Contra band.
Speaker 13: The one place Joe Coy and Taylor Swift could be
Speaker 13: seen laughing at the olive Garden.
Speaker 4: Yes, stows olive garden.
Speaker 2: Dude, lunch on me. Let's go, Let's go to the
Speaker 2: olive Garden.
Speaker 4: I'm putting the suggestion right now that our next morning
Speaker 4: show holiday dinner is celebrated at the Ogs.
Speaker 2: I already have a recipe that copies at zupa Tisconica. Yeah,
Speaker 2: that's a great thing about olive Garden. You can mispronounce anything.
Speaker 3: Can Italian.
Speaker 1: The text in seven eighty five nine too, tells me
Speaker 1: thought about the song of the week. We're in the post.
Speaker 4: The video up on all of our socials at Brook
Speaker 4: and Jeffrey. You could check them out there. Happy Olive
Speaker 4: Garden Day.
Speaker 1: Unofficially, ye.
Speaker 7: Freaking Jeffrey. In the morning, we got.
Speaker 4: Text to seventy five nine two that says I had
Speaker 4: a bet with a buddy that if we went to
Speaker 4: Olive Garden he couldn't eat just one breadstick.
Speaker 3: WHOA, that's actually a real way.
Speaker 2: He didn't do it.
Speaker 4: He says he did it, but only for a few minutes,
Speaker 4: then didn't even realize he was eating more till he
Speaker 4: cleaned out the entire bread bag.
Speaker 3: Ye, yep, that'll happen.
Speaker 2: I'm gonna get me, I think.
Speaker 1: But if you missed it.
Speaker 4: Instead of singing the twenty fifteen hit song by Wiz
Speaker 4: Khalifa see You Again, Yeah, I sang my own version
Speaker 4: called Olive Garden because as a kid, and I mean
Speaker 4: even now, it is the best place to go with
Speaker 4: the family and your friends to celebrate life's biggest events.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and no, they didn't pay me for this song.
Speaker 4: It's just what I believe deep down in my heart
Speaker 4: because it happened to me on my aunt's birthdays, after
Speaker 4: soccer parties, whatever it was. It's very personal to me
Speaker 4: and it created long lasting memories, so I had to
Speaker 4: sing about it.
Speaker 11: It is what us Alli Gardonians call Hospitaliano.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm moutiful and it's true. A lot of people
Speaker 1: are texting me in with their feet back good and
Speaker 1: bad brook What are you see?
Speaker 2: I like this one that said I just updated my
Speaker 2: will to have my ashes spread at alive gardens.
Speaker 3: Call it health apart.
Speaker 2: He says, hopefully it doesn't happen in the cheese grater,
Speaker 2: all right.
Speaker 1: So tell me when if you missed it, if you
Speaker 1: want to hear it again.
Speaker 4: Though, we're gonna have this song up at the Brook
Speaker 4: and Jeffrey YouTube page, on our Facebook Insta, and our
Speaker 4: TikTok all of it at Brook and.
Speaker 7: Jeffrey Brooking Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 4: We've got a new person for the game today, and
Speaker 4: this is just some nube. His name is Nathan and
Speaker 4: he is a gamer. He loves playing video games, doing
Speaker 4: it battle Royale style, and his favorite right now is
Speaker 4: Diablo four.
Speaker 3: So still, let's.
Speaker 1: Welcome Nathan to the show. What's up, Nathan?
Speaker 2: What's Diablo about? Is that like about you play a
Speaker 2: video game in Hell? Or where are you?
Speaker 9: Is that it pretty much? You're just fighting differs from Hell?
Speaker 2: There's many any creatures.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, yeah, it's kind of like our radio job
Speaker 1: on the daily. So that's what I do.
Speaker 2: Exit and I wait for you guys to play this game.
Speaker 1: Sounds pretty easy.
Speaker 4: Do you think maybe I could set you and Jose
Speaker 4: up Nathan on a one v one game?
Speaker 1: He'll cry if you pay him.
Speaker 9: Yeah, I don't know if.
Speaker 2: Right I'm gonna leave.
Speaker 3: I don't know if I turn the game on. I'm like,
Speaker 3: I'm scared.
Speaker 1: We'll let you think more on that.
Speaker 4: But Brook's gonna leave the studio in the meantime while
Speaker 4: she heads out. You know how the game works. He
Speaker 4: got thirty seconds to answer as many questions as possible.
Speaker 4: If you don't know when, you can say past. But
Speaker 4: you do have to beat Brooke outright to win? Are
Speaker 4: you ready?
Speaker 10: Yeah?
Speaker 4: Good luck, Nathan, Your time starts now. Zane Mallix celebrates
Speaker 4: a birthday today. He's better known as a former member
Speaker 4: of what boy band? Pandora is the name of the
Speaker 4: home planet from which famous movie franchise Avatar? What city
Speaker 4: is the fashion center of Italy? Which ingredient is the
Speaker 4: main difference between pizza and flatbread in Disney's Pinocchio? What's
Speaker 4: the name of Geppetto's cat?
Speaker 1: Still? Answer to one? You could sit in silence and
Speaker 1: just take it.
Speaker 10: That I heard.
Speaker 3: Where are you good?
Speaker 11: Yeah?
Speaker 4: You canna put your back on broke back into the studio. So,
Speaker 4: since your first time player, Nathan, tell us something about yourself?
Speaker 4: What interesting fact do we need to know about you?
Speaker 2: You make a good horse noise?
Speaker 1: Or a motor boats.
Speaker 3: On your secret you're shoveling a stack of papers?
Speaker 2: Hidden talents?
Speaker 3: Are we guessing?
Speaker 11: Oh?
Speaker 2: You're good at stally?
Speaker 3: You could be all.
Speaker 1: He's a man of many, many talents.
Speaker 7: Wo.
Speaker 1: Now we're gonna move on to someone with a few
Speaker 1: less talents than you have.
Speaker 4: Brooke, Here we go. Your time starts now. Zane Mallick
Speaker 4: celebrates a birthday today. He's better known as a former
Speaker 4: member of What Pandora is the name of the home
Speaker 4: planet from which famous movie franchise, Yes, Superman? What city
Speaker 4: is the fashion center of Italy Milan? Which ingredient is
Speaker 4: the main difference between pizza and flatbread?
Speaker 7: Oh?
Speaker 2: Interesting, tomato sauce.
Speaker 1: In Disney's Pinocchio. What's the name of Geppetto's cat?
Speaker 2: Oh? Oh?
Speaker 1: Figure out in the game Pac Man eating? What fruit
Speaker 1: is worth? At least Cherry's sorry? What fruit is worth?
Speaker 1: The least number of points?
Speaker 2: Oh, the least number of orange?
Speaker 4: All right, scot our answers in this game is over.
Speaker 4: We're gonna hand on over the scoreboard to see how
Speaker 4: you both did with Jose I.
Speaker 3: Have got to correct today, So you got three?
Speaker 12: Sorry?
Speaker 4: Nathan Edge g out by one there, let's get these
Speaker 4: answers in for everybody. Zane Malik celebrates a birthday today.
Speaker 4: He's better no, so mean to say he's better no
Speaker 4: as a member of One Direction. Pandora is the home
Speaker 4: planet from the movie franchise Avatar. Avatar Fashion center of
Speaker 4: Italy is Milan. The ingredient that's the difference between pizza
Speaker 4: and flatbread is yeast. Yeast makes the bread rather than
Speaker 4: the you know, crackery. In Disney's Pinocchio, Jeppetto's cat is figuaro.
Speaker 4: And in the game Pac Band, the fruit worth the
Speaker 4: least of the points is cherries.
Speaker 2: You had, it's least.
Speaker 4: It's the most common one, but it's only where one
Speaker 4: hundred points. Melon is worth the most with a thousands.
Speaker 2: Interesting.
Speaker 4: So I'm Nathan the expert gamer already knew that question,
Speaker 4: of course, but unfortunately, Yeah, I can't give you any
Speaker 4: money here just for playing, though, we are going to
Speaker 4: give you a pair of tickets to Emerald City Comic Con.
Speaker 4: From meeting your favorite celebrity guests and comic creators to
Speaker 4: making the best memories of family and friends, Emerald City
Speaker 4: Comic Con is the place to be. February twenty nine
Speaker 4: through March third at the Seattle Convention Center. Tickets on
Speaker 4: sale now at Emerald Citycomic coon dot com.
Speaker 3: And there's always gaming stuff too.
Speaker 1: I love comic con.
Speaker 3: It's for everyone.
Speaker 10: Thank you.
Speaker 7: All right?
Speaker 2: Right, hey, Nathan, as we leave, do you want to,
Speaker 2: you know, give us any more hidden talents?
Speaker 9: Well, I'm gonna blanking everything out of my mind.
Speaker 2: Wow, you must be good. Sleep.
Speaker 4: It's great playing with you, Nathan. I'm not going to
Speaker 4: remember this conversation in ten minutes.
Speaker 7: All right.
Speaker 1: We'll be back to doing Brooks Bucks same time
Speaker 7: On Monday, freaking Jeffrey in the morning.