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Speaker 5: Steve Harvey got a radio show one more time partner,
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Speaker 2: Man.
Speaker 5: How amazing is that? How good has God been to me?
Speaker 5: How good has He been to you? Just check yourself sometimes,
Speaker 5: just sit up and just just run a survey. Just
Speaker 5: look at your life where it's at. That might not
Speaker 5: be where you want it to be, but that's probably
Speaker 5: some decisions you made. But really, though, in spite of
Speaker 5: all the crazy mistakes I don't made, I mean, man,
Speaker 5: I I I look back at some of the decisions
Speaker 5: I done came up with, and and man, it's it's
Speaker 5: it's just amazing.
Speaker 2: He let me live. I mean, it's it's and and
Speaker 2: and to exist the way I exist it that's nothing
Speaker 2: but grace, mercy, favor. All that is.
Speaker 5: That's what my mama praying for me when I wasn't
Speaker 5: praying for myself. That had to be it, because, man,
Speaker 5: I can truly tell you I have made enough mistakes man,
Speaker 5: stuff you would never even know about, and recovered from.
Speaker 2: Them all you can too, and I don't care what
Speaker 2: you've done.
Speaker 5: Marvin Sap has a song out that says he saw
Speaker 5: the best in me when everyone else around me could
Speaker 5: only see the worst in me. You know that's an
Speaker 5: important song man, especially you know. I want to talk
Speaker 5: to men today because man, being a man is so
Speaker 5: so difficult. Please know it has been my quest ever
Speaker 5: since I was a little boy. My father had one ambition. Son,
Speaker 5: I don't care what you do, but when I get
Speaker 5: through raising you, you will be a man.
Speaker 2: That's all. I want you to be.
Speaker 5: Cared what I did for a living and it never
Speaker 5: made a difference to him. You're going to be a man.
Speaker 5: Manhood is difficult. Now, ladies, just listening to this, I'm
Speaker 5: not saying womanhood ain't. I don't know what it takes
Speaker 5: to be a woman, so you know, but I do
Speaker 5: know exactly what it takes to be a man. So
Speaker 5: you know, sometimes when you talk to people on the radio,
Speaker 5: you have to preface things because people are just going
Speaker 5: he trying to make it look like womanhood.
Speaker 2: Ain't. No, That's not what I'm doing.
Speaker 5: I'm just talking to men today to explain to them
Speaker 5: that they ain't by theyself and struggling trying to figure
Speaker 5: this thing out, that you are not alone in your
Speaker 5: quest for manhood. That is difficult, I gotta tell you,
Speaker 5: man manhood is that kind of difficult, and it becomes
Speaker 5: even more compounded if a young boy does not have
Speaker 5: a male role model.
Speaker 2: I've said it a thousand times. I'll say it again.
Speaker 5: A young boy without a male role model is like
Speaker 5: an explorer without a man. Well, I have a suggestion
Speaker 5: for everybody that's struggling with manhood and all of the
Speaker 5: men out there that are men. This messages for all
Speaker 5: of us, and it's for me too.
Speaker 7: You know.
Speaker 5: I was listening to Jeorce Myers the other day and
Speaker 5: she made a statement. She said, sometimes you got to
Speaker 5: do the right thing even when it feels wrong. You know,
Speaker 5: one of the difficulties of manhood is peer pressure and
Speaker 5: the misguided principles of manhood. See what God wants us
Speaker 5: to be as men and what we believe manhood is.
Speaker 5: It is sometimes two different things. I'll give you an example.
Speaker 5: I wrote this book for women, right and I was
Speaker 5: telling them the three ways that a man shows his love,
Speaker 5: and I call them three p's. We profess, we protect,
Speaker 5: and we provide. Every man who is a man, that's
Speaker 5: how he exhibits love. When not talking talkie comforting with
Speaker 5: our great nurturists. But when it comes down to it,
Speaker 5: what we all want to do, what is in our DNA,
Speaker 5: is to profess our love for something you as a woman,
Speaker 5: to protect you as a woman, and to provide for
Speaker 5: you as a woman. That's in our DNA. Now, sometimes
Speaker 5: that gets messed up. And I'll give you an example.
Speaker 5: Sometimes when a boy doesn't have the proper, real role
Speaker 5: model in his life, he takes that principle of love
Speaker 5: that we all possessing us every man, the professing part,
Speaker 5: the protecting, and the providing part, and we misplay it.
Speaker 5: That's why gangs exist. Gangs exist off those three principles.
Speaker 5: What's the first thing a gang member do. He professed,
Speaker 5: he claim a hood. That's the first thing you do.
Speaker 5: This is my neighborhood. I'm deuce Trey, I'm triple hh,
Speaker 5: I'm doop de doop, I'm purple, I'm red, I'm blue.
Speaker 2: The first thing they do is claim, that's professing. That's
Speaker 2: how we show our love.
Speaker 5: But it's misguided though. Now we prefer in fessing something
Speaker 5: that ain't even good for us. Your hood, your gang,
Speaker 5: your click. Now guess what. Now we got to protect it.
Speaker 5: So now as a protection part of our love, here
Speaker 5: we go. You come down here, We're gonna do this
Speaker 5: to you. You go over there, they gonna do.
Speaker 2: That to you.
Speaker 5: You protect your hood, This your turf, this all you got.
Speaker 5: Ain't nobody coming down here.
Speaker 2: With blue on.
Speaker 5: Can't nobody come over here with red on. You can't
Speaker 5: come over here with purple on. You can't come over
Speaker 5: here with black and gold on. And we and we
Speaker 5: protect that because that's in our DNA. And then what's
Speaker 5: the third thing we provide? So guess what the gang
Speaker 5: need money?
Speaker 2: Guess what we do. We selling drugs, were selling women,
Speaker 2: we're selling guns. It go back to the same thing.
Speaker 8: Man.
Speaker 5: I don't know how God gave it to me that
Speaker 5: way when I was writing a book, but he showed
Speaker 5: it to me along the way. That's how men love well.
Speaker 5: When you don't have a role model in your life.
Speaker 5: Guess what, Now that love is misplaced, It is misguided.
Speaker 5: It's off track. Ain't no man told you that. Really
Speaker 5: you're supposed to take this love and give it to
Speaker 5: a woman. You're really supposed to profess, protect and provide
Speaker 5: for a woman, not your gang set. Now you professing
Speaker 5: your hood, repping the color, you protecting your territory, shooting
Speaker 5: people driving by coming over you on your street, and
Speaker 5: then you provide.
Speaker 2: Now you're out here selling drugs and guns for the
Speaker 2: same thing.
Speaker 5: When a boy does not have a male role model,
Speaker 5: he has a misguided way of looking at manhood. Here's
Speaker 5: the deal. See, God created all of us in his image.
Speaker 5: That means He's put some of our DNA in him.
Speaker 5: That's why it's in your DNA to profess, protect, and
Speaker 5: provide because guess what, that's what God do for us,
Speaker 5: because we His children. I'm just talking to me in
Speaker 5: right now. I'm just telling you, man, I had to
Speaker 5: wake up about five years ago. I wasn't doing what
Speaker 5: God wanted me to do, and then he shook me.
Speaker 5: He said, Man, I'm gonna bring about some changes in
Speaker 5: your life. I'm gonna cause some things to happen that's
Speaker 5: gonna put you in a position. And this time you're
Speaker 5: gonna listen to me, because if you don't, you're gonna
Speaker 5: keep living in this pain you've been in.
Speaker 2: But you put yourself in this pain. I owe no
Speaker 2: blame to no one else but myself. Please know, I
Speaker 2: know that.
Speaker 5: And that's how you really get to manhood. When you
Speaker 5: figure out what you have been done wrong. You can't
Speaker 5: blame this on none of your exes because you a man.
Speaker 5: You can't go my xd this. No, No, you a man, partner.
Speaker 5: You got to take responsibility for yours and yours alone.
Speaker 5: If you got kids, you got to get to them
Speaker 5: some kind of way. Write them a letter, send them
Speaker 5: the money. If she won't let you see it, for
Speaker 5: the money, whatever, send the money to a mama. Do
Speaker 5: what you're supposed to do as a man. Do what
Speaker 5: God wants you to do, man, because he's not letting
Speaker 5: us off the hook for what we're supposed to be
Speaker 5: just because you ain't doing it. And if you do it,
Speaker 5: you turn your life around. Just hollering that to fellas
Speaker 5: today that's all. Sorry about that.
Speaker 1: You're listening morning show.
Speaker 2: Ladies and gentlemen.
Speaker 5: Normally I'll ask you for your attention, but by now
Speaker 5: I think you understand the drill.
Speaker 2: So how about it? How you feel this morning? You're good?
Speaker 2: Are you grateful? Did you tell him that you appreciate it?
Speaker 9: Yes?
Speaker 2: Did you say thank you? He's simple thing, y'all.
Speaker 5: It's just a real, real simple thing. It really will
Speaker 5: affect your attitude. Once you affect your attitude, you have
Speaker 5: now made an adaptation and an adjustment to your altitude.
Speaker 5: And all of that starts with gratitude. Your gratitude affects
Speaker 5: your attitude, which changes your altitude.
Speaker 2: You thank you more, you get more. It's just simple process.
Speaker 3: Man.
Speaker 5: I just want to invite y'all to join in on
Speaker 5: what it's on that every day this morning. That's what's
Speaker 5: happening on the Steve Harvey Moore on the show. I'm grateful,
Speaker 5: I'm blessed, I'm highly favored. The lesson I've learned in
Speaker 5: twenty twenty three that has carried me over through intwo
Speaker 5: twenty in twenty twenty four is that I am so
Speaker 5: battle tested now that I know that all my faith
Speaker 5: is in my God and my God alone. And I
Speaker 5: know for show right now, because you've shown it to
Speaker 5: me time and time again, that there is no weapon
Speaker 5: formed against me. That show prosper and I'll get a
Speaker 5: chance to refute every single tongue. All I got to
Speaker 5: do is be still and watch the show. Ain't over
Speaker 5: just cause it started, Ladies and gentlemen, This hell just started.
Speaker 5: Steve Hard Morning Show, Sherley Strawberry, car of for Real,
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Speaker 2: Yes, Uh, what is going on in your mind today?
Speaker 5: You know what?
Speaker 10: I'm glad you said that, because you know I've started
Speaker 10: to thank God for the bad times. See, even for
Speaker 10: the bad times, I'm grateful because even stuff I don't
Speaker 10: even understand, because that's where I'm at right now. It's
Speaker 10: some things happened to me I don't really understand. I'm
Speaker 10: thanking them for that. I really am thanking him for that.
Speaker 10: I'm thinking for things that I can't even control.
Speaker 2: Like like my life.
Speaker 10: I don't control my life no more. I'm thanking him
Speaker 10: for that. Throw anyway, somebody else in control of my life.
Speaker 1: You know what I'm saying.
Speaker 2: I have no say so.
Speaker 1: I am a former shehall of myself.
Speaker 2: I don't even belong to me.
Speaker 1: I have no idea who I am.
Speaker 2: I just gonna thank him anyway.
Speaker 1: Okay, I got a better half, but they run everything. Lord,
Speaker 1: I have no say so.
Speaker 2: Thank you God, anyway, Thank you God. I ain't picked
Speaker 2: a bit.
Speaker 1: I ain't picked the denterm in you in months.
Speaker 2: I ain't picked ling.
Speaker 3: Yes, but I'm thanking him anyway.
Speaker 10: You know whatever, I've never decided all week where we're going.
Speaker 10: I never decided what was going on holiday trip, never
Speaker 10: made a plan. But I want to thank you for
Speaker 10: it anyway. I didn't even get to pick.
Speaker 2: The rental car.
Speaker 1: Did get toppy or.
Speaker 2: Do you know how?
Speaker 11: Yeah?
Speaker 5: See that's that's a good thing, man, not to have
Speaker 5: to make decisions anymore. Somebody then took over the decision
Speaker 5: making process. All you got to do is wake up
Speaker 5: and join in. You look at it like that, uh huh,
Speaker 5: dorin card. You don't like Ford, but that's what you're driving.
Speaker 5: You know, take the vacation, but damn it, you're going.
Speaker 5: Thank you, Thank you. Juli that's what you no.
Speaker 1: Thank you guys coming up at thirty two minutes after
Speaker 1: the hour. We will run that prank back right after this.
Speaker 1: You're listening.
Speaker 7: Morning show.
Speaker 1: It is time now for the nephew to run that
Speaker 1: prank back. What you got for his neph uh?
Speaker 12: We got no hair weaves? Surely no hair weed? Okay,
Speaker 12: all right, all right, we're talking and here let's go.
Speaker 12: Let's go catch leads.
Speaker 3: Hello.
Speaker 7: Hello, I'm trying to reach Resa. Please Rea, hi Resa.
Speaker 7: My name is Byron, Byron from the job. How are you.
Speaker 8: I'm okay, how are you?
Speaker 7: I'm good? Listen. I hate to call you after hours.
Speaker 7: That's your home. But there has been some new issues
Speaker 7: that will be going into effect. Thats just tomorrow morning,
Speaker 7: and we're calling everyone letting them know the new changes
Speaker 7: that have been issued that will take effect first thing
Speaker 7: tomorrow morning. So we're giving everyone a call. So don't
Speaker 7: be alarmed. It's just give me a call letting you
Speaker 7: know what the what the higher ups have changed. Okay, okay,
Speaker 7: there's no problem to listen. Okay. As of tomorrow, what's
Speaker 7: gonna happen is when you guys come in, you'll be
Speaker 7: issued a new key card. And that particular card will
Speaker 7: actually registers when you come in and go out. Okay, okay,
Speaker 7: all right. Second one is there will no longer be
Speaker 7: any personal internet at the job any longer. You won't
Speaker 7: be able They're actually putting a block on all computes us,
Speaker 7: all the computers will no longer be able to go
Speaker 7: to a lot of these sites that you guys go
Speaker 7: to that you've been that's been available here in the past. Okay, okay,
Speaker 7: all right. The last one is reesa do you do
Speaker 7: you wear a hair weave? What do you wear a
Speaker 7: hair weave or a wig?
Speaker 8: Yes?
Speaker 7: Okay, Well here's one thing and hopefully you can get
Speaker 7: this change about tomorrow. There's no weaves or hair or
Speaker 7: wigs going to be allowed at the job site from
Speaker 7: this point on. So as of tomorrow morning, everyone must
Speaker 7: be wearing their natural hair. Uh No. These are the
Speaker 7: issues that are going to be that are instated, and
Speaker 7: these are going to take effect as of tomorrow morning,
Speaker 7: seven o'clock.
Speaker 8: What does hairwaves to have to do with any of
Speaker 8: these changes? The first two I can understand punching in
Speaker 8: and being on the internet. Yes, that's something that that
Speaker 8: corporate good hair weave and wakes.
Speaker 7: You get or they're looking down upon it. Wigs and
Speaker 7: hair weaves they have to go. So I'm assuming that
Speaker 7: if you, like you said, you do have one, I
Speaker 7: suggest it doesn't come out there. You start taking it
Speaker 7: down now and prepare your hair to be natural as
Speaker 7: you come in to work tomorrow.
Speaker 8: I'm not taking my hair down. I've been here seven
Speaker 8: years and I've dealt with all the changes that y'all
Speaker 8: have made. But there's no way that I'm taking my
Speaker 8: hair weave down. I'm sorry. What's your name, Byron?
Speaker 7: Yes, my name is Byron, and I'm sorry. Let's get
Speaker 7: back to your weed. This has you're going to have
Speaker 7: to do something. Is there someone that you can call
Speaker 7: tonight to help you get your hair down and so
Speaker 7: you can look presentable with your natural hair tomorrow.
Speaker 8: No, my weave colls over two three hundred dollars and
Speaker 8: I'm not about to take that down. I mean, it
Speaker 8: takes a long time to take that down.
Speaker 7: Okay, I mean, is this something Maybe you can take
Speaker 7: it down and just wear it on the weekends, because
Speaker 7: as of now, you're not going to be allowed to
Speaker 7: actually wear it on the property.
Speaker 8: And how will you know if someone has a weave
Speaker 8: or not. Are you gonna do hair checks or something?
Speaker 7: Okay, ma'am. I'm not quite sure what they're gonna do
Speaker 7: to check it. But by you telling me that you
Speaker 7: have a weave, then I have to write it down
Speaker 7: that you have confirmed that you do, and we got
Speaker 7: to make sure that tomorrow morning you're not wearing one.
Speaker 8: But you don't know what my natural hair looks like
Speaker 8: from my weave? Are you heard how much I pay
Speaker 8: for it?
Speaker 13: So it's a good weave, ma'am.
Speaker 7: It's not about how good you know with the quality
Speaker 7: of your weave or anything. They don't want it. They
Speaker 7: want natural hair. I don't know what that means. But
Speaker 7: they're going natural. They're going green, they're going natural. I
Speaker 7: don't know what it is. They're going natural, and so
Speaker 7: will you. Tomorrow morning you need to come in with
Speaker 7: your hair completely down. Okay, I'm won't do it.
Speaker 8: I'm not taking my weave now.
Speaker 7: Okay, Then what is that y'all gonna write me up
Speaker 7: or something? Okay, ma'am. Do you not want your job?
Speaker 13: Yeah?
Speaker 8: I want my job, but this don't make no sense.
Speaker 8: You're talking about personal appearance. I can understand y'all have
Speaker 8: a dress coach and enforcing a dress code, that's one thing,
Speaker 8: But telling somebody to change that you lost your mind. Man,
Speaker 8: you're crazy, ma'am.
Speaker 7: I'm not gonna I have other people that I have
Speaker 7: to call. Bottom line is get your hat out and
Speaker 7: get your butt into work tomorrow, and let's not go
Speaker 7: back and forth anymore.
Speaker 8: Okay, Well, listen, by Ranch, you're a lost mine. If
Speaker 8: you're thinking I'm taking my weave out, I'm not taking
Speaker 8: out at all. Resa is coming up in there with
Speaker 8: her hat and I'm gonna sit down at my desk
Speaker 8: and do my job. Y'all gonna have to drag me
Speaker 8: up that some weave you lost your mind. You and
Speaker 8: your powers that be, or whoever.
Speaker 13: They may be.
Speaker 8: You tell them that I said that.
Speaker 7: Wait a minute, Wait a minute, listen. Are you telling
Speaker 7: me that you're coming in regardless with your hair on you?
Speaker 8: That's what I just said.
Speaker 7: Okay, then then we need to Why don't you go
Speaker 7: ahead and bring some boxes in because you may I'm
Speaker 7: not you bring this, ma'am. I don't want to have
Speaker 7: to pack. You get your stuff and box it up,
Speaker 7: and you're losing your job because you can't take what you.
Speaker 8: Can do that, because I'm gonna call the news station
Speaker 8: and tell them you dragging me out of behind some weeds.
Speaker 8: You's wrong, you wrong, you wrong, you stupid behind weed.
Speaker 7: You need to watch your language, young lady.
Speaker 8: Why need to watch my language?
Speaker 5: I'm at home.
Speaker 8: You call me on my own home phone on my time.
Speaker 8: I'm at my house. I'm not on your block. I
Speaker 8: say what I want to say on my phone.
Speaker 7: Okay? Can I say what I want on my phone
Speaker 7: and then I'll let you go and you can come
Speaker 7: in to work anywhere you want to tomorrow.
Speaker 2: What is it, Biba?
Speaker 8: What else you got to say?
Speaker 5: I want to tell you.
Speaker 7: I want to tell you that your girlfriend Jennifer at
Speaker 7: your job got me the prank phone call you. This
Speaker 7: is nephew Tommy from the Steve Harvey Morning Show. I
Speaker 7: know you, Hey, reasons this is this is nephew timby
Speaker 7: Baby from the Steve Hobby. More than Joe, Jennifer, your coworker,
Speaker 7: got me the prank phone calls.
Speaker 8: You got my blood pressure up. I'm gonna kill it
Speaker 8: and I'm gonna pull ho weve out. You want to
Speaker 8: come down there and watch me dragon.
Speaker 6: Blood pressure?
Speaker 8: You can't be doing that to me behind my weave.
Speaker 8: I pay too much money.
Speaker 11: I definitely on my kids.
Speaker 7: Oh I ain't not like a black woman in her half.
Speaker 7: Oh man, okay, babe, I got one more thing to
Speaker 7: ask you, girl, What is the baddest and I mean
Speaker 7: the baddest radio show in the land.
Speaker 8: Well, after this prank, he has to be the Steve
Speaker 8: Hardy Morning Show.
Speaker 7: Got know how weaves?
Speaker 12: I am accepting half weaves at the show I added
Speaker 12: in Jacksonville, Florida at the Comedy Zone, y o'clock o'clock
Speaker 12: on Sunday, going on where you have I'm gonna let
Speaker 12: you in there, all right.
Speaker 1: Nephew, unbelievable.
Speaker 12: Thank you.
Speaker 1: Coming up next, it is asked the CLO with our
Speaker 1: chief Love officers, you're listening morning show coming up at
Speaker 1: the top of the hour. In entertainment news, Tina Knowles
Speaker 1: celebrated her seventieth birthday in Malibu surrounded by her loved ones.
Speaker 1: So no on Late than We'll star as Miss Cleo
Speaker 1: in a new scripted series, and the King of Funk,
Speaker 1: Steve George Clinton is getting a star on the Hollywood
Speaker 1: Walk of Fame. That's all coming up at the top
Speaker 1: of the hour. But right now, it is time to
Speaker 1: ask the c l O. Janita and Kenner says, I
Speaker 1: heard the planning I had the planning committee for this
Speaker 1: year's family reunion, and my mama has exed more than
Speaker 1: a few people off my list because she can't get
Speaker 1: along with anyone. I'm not uninviting any of them, she said,
Speaker 1: she's not coming, So how do I handle this?
Speaker 5: Well? Discipline line to your mama comes into a front, mama,
Speaker 5: and I've told him not to come, so it's cool.
Speaker 5: And then your mama come, Then they come, and then
Speaker 5: you just sit back home and George a barbecue.
Speaker 2: That's all cool. You know, anybody finish get into all that.
Speaker 2: I ain't studying that.
Speaker 7: You know.
Speaker 5: If you don't get along with your family's make up,
Speaker 5: talk work it out. Y'all gonna do like my daddy said,
Speaker 5: get over the die man, y'all kill me with this here. Man,
Speaker 5: Hey dog, we can't get along with nobody. You can't
Speaker 5: get along with your family, can't go get along with
Speaker 5: our peers, you can't go along with your coworkers. You
Speaker 5: can't go along with the people down at your church.
Speaker 5: You know, you know, like people aren't your job? Man?
Speaker 2: Talking out.
Speaker 1: All right, moving on to Cherry in Brooklyn. Cherry writes,
Speaker 1: my forty two year old friend moved in with me
Speaker 1: after she got laid off, and things were fine until
Speaker 1: she had sex with one of my exes in my house.
Speaker 1: She didn't know, but he knew exactly what he was doing.
Speaker 1: Should I tell her about that loser or let her
Speaker 1: find out for herself?
Speaker 5: Basically, well, if if this person is in your house, see,
Speaker 5: I think you have the right to say, hey, listen,
Speaker 5: you could do anything you want to do, but I
Speaker 5: just want to let you know that's an x of
Speaker 5: mine and I would appreciate it he not be back
Speaker 5: in my house. Yeah, I think I think I think
Speaker 5: she should say that. Look, I'm not trying to run
Speaker 5: your life. I don't care about him anymore.
Speaker 2: But he'd tell you how dog she is. He knows
Speaker 2: whose house this is. He was right.
Speaker 5: I know you didn't know, and I ain't really mad
Speaker 5: at you, but he knew. And I don't care what
Speaker 5: you do with him, but I just preferred that he
Speaker 5: not be in my house anymore. I think she has
Speaker 5: the right to say that because you ain't yul.
Speaker 2: You showed it coming up in the crib.
Speaker 5: I'm paying for this. You think you're going to come
Speaker 5: up here and I'll take you what get naked again?
Speaker 5: See what happened?
Speaker 1: Yes, is a loser for doing that.
Speaker 2: He really pick out your ass. I'm telling you that,
Speaker 2: all right.
Speaker 1: Moving on to Kenya and Indianapolis. Kenya said, I'm not
Speaker 1: a nerdy man online, and he attracted me because he
Speaker 1: was smart. I fell in love with him over the sex.
Speaker 1: He is wild and freaky and nothing is off limits.
Speaker 1: I want his personality to match his love making. So
Speaker 1: how do I turn him into a sexy cool guy?
Speaker 2: You ain't Finnah?
Speaker 5: Doos that little nerd and done some calculations and then
Speaker 5: figured some things out. And that's how you getting all that?
Speaker 5: He up for anything, game for anything, and do anything.
Speaker 5: Lead that man alone. See, let me tell you something.
Speaker 5: If you tample with his personality, he may take it
Speaker 5: somewhere else.
Speaker 3: You got a nerd.
Speaker 2: He ain't finna be no super cool dude. He square.
Speaker 7: It.
Speaker 5: But when he in that frying that bacon though work,
Speaker 5: he got that grease poppy and all of it is
Speaker 5: based on some type of scientific algorithm, some type of calculation.
Speaker 5: I don't know what he doing, but he didn't figure
Speaker 5: that out. Why you want to mess with that? Make
Speaker 5: this fool think he cool? Now you're gonna have a
Speaker 5: whole nother problem. You got a good man, you're the
Speaker 5: fell in love with him, going when man and square,
Speaker 5: but you.
Speaker 1: Know women always want to change him, trying to change.
Speaker 2: Go ahead, go ahead, go ahead, change him into something
Speaker 2: you can't handle.
Speaker 1: No more, go ahead, all right, all right, once you.
Speaker 5: Make up, Well, I'm gonna tell you something. Now, want
Speaker 5: a man. Once you've changed a man and the thinking
Speaker 5: he cool? He got to he got to show it
Speaker 5: to people.
Speaker 2: Now, how cool to hisself?
Speaker 5: Yeah?
Speaker 1: This valuable right here?
Speaker 2: All right?
Speaker 1: Last one, This is from Dolla in Columbus. Dolla says,
Speaker 1: I was saying two women, one older and one younger.
Speaker 1: The older one found out about the young one and
Speaker 1: tried to jump on her. I'm dating the young woman.
Speaker 1: Now the older chick is still harassing my girl. Why
Speaker 1: is she mad at her but not at me?
Speaker 2: Is this a woman saying this?
Speaker 1: His name is dollar?
Speaker 2: Dollar? God, just the dude in the middle Dollar sound
Speaker 2: like dollar? Oh you mean you're talking about like like
Speaker 2: dollar bill? Right?
Speaker 5: Oh?
Speaker 2: I thought you said Darla My bad?
Speaker 1: No, No, no, Dolla like dolly'.
Speaker 5: Well, the reason she he trying to she trying to
Speaker 5: jump on her is cause she's stupid. See, you don't understand,
Speaker 5: See what you're jumping on the young girl for the
Speaker 5: young girl doing the same thing you doing, right, right?
Speaker 5: He doing both of y'all. But ain't that the problem
Speaker 5: with women though? See y'all want to blame the other woman,
Speaker 5: when really the person that took your vibe, made the
Speaker 5: committed to you was the man what you jumping on
Speaker 5: her phone?
Speaker 2: Because he probably told her the same thing?
Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, y'all, y'all can y'all got to learn how
Speaker 5: to direct this anger in the proper challenge. Y'all just
Speaker 5: can't go off or willy nilly. Just everybody get a
Speaker 5: shot of anger. Y'all got y'all got to you know,
Speaker 5: had this directed ankle? Come on, man, anger management, You
Speaker 5: need counseling.
Speaker 3: You need to leave him alone.
Speaker 2: You know that's but call it. That's too much like
Speaker 2: common sense?
Speaker 1: Now, okay, now, why isn't she at me? Yeah that's
Speaker 1: what Steve just said. Yeah, that's surprising, all right. Have
Speaker 1: you guys ever done that before? Seen a young woman's
Speaker 1: two women at a time, a young one and an
Speaker 1: older one.
Speaker 2: I was in a monastery. I've been saved my whole life.
Speaker 1: You guys got scared on that one. Do you know anyone?
Speaker 1: Do you know anyone who's ever done that before?
Speaker 2: Anything to do it to nobody either? All my friends
Speaker 2: as pure as the driven.
Speaker 1: Snow, You've never fantasized about it.
Speaker 5: Why would I sit up in here and let my
Speaker 5: imagination take me places I ain't supposed to go?
Speaker 1: Okay, let me ask you this. Have you ever dated
Speaker 1: an older woman before?
Speaker 7: No?
Speaker 1: No, ever dated before?
Speaker 7: What?
Speaker 2: I was twelve?
Speaker 12: I was twel she was fifteen. Yeah, yeah, now we're twelve,
Speaker 12: all right, she was fifteen.
Speaker 2: But my Sunday school teacher. In my mind, I can
Speaker 2: hear her.
Speaker 1: Thank you Clo on Sunday coming up next to entertainment News,
Speaker 1: we'll get into that right after this. You're listening Harvey
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Speaker 1: all right, Moving on to entertainment news, Miss Tina Knowles,
Speaker 1: we have to say congratulations, Happy birthday. Miss Tina Knowles
Speaker 1: celebrated her seventieth birthday with her friends and family. Recently,
Speaker 1: she looks great for seventy. Tina posted on ig that
Speaker 1: she was at her favorite place in the world, that
Speaker 1: is Malibu Beach with her loved ones. She wrote quote,
Speaker 1: I just got spoiled to death. I even got sarennated
Speaker 1: by Destiny's child. How amazing is that? So I just
Speaker 1: want to thank everyone who sent me flowers, everyone that
Speaker 1: told me a happy birthday. I got so many well wishes,
Speaker 1: I got so many bonus children, beautiful bonus children, and
Speaker 1: I just feel so blessed. I love you guys, so
Speaker 1: happy belated birthday to miss Tina Knowles.
Speaker 5: My birthday is coming up next week, and I wonder
Speaker 5: if my wife could arrange for me to be serenaded
Speaker 5: by Destiny's Child. I almost choked myself. Go in there
Speaker 5: and tell my wife a baby. You've been asking me
Speaker 5: what I want for my birthday on Destiny Child, saying
Speaker 5: to me, going beyond my decadi.
Speaker 1: Oh boy, so do you have anything plans for your
Speaker 1: birthday next week?
Speaker 7: Uh?
Speaker 5: No, I have so many birthdays, man, like you know,
Speaker 5: I'm not one of them people with my birthday last
Speaker 5: four days and yeah, yeah.
Speaker 2: I don't do that, man. I just really, man, really,
Speaker 2: I just want to watch man, get a cold watch.
Speaker 2: I'll be happy. Oh wriskwatch.
Speaker 1: You want a watch?
Speaker 2: Okay, either either cold watch or cold travel bag? That's all?
Speaker 1: Oh okay, okay, yeah that's pretty simple.
Speaker 2: Right, I'm simple man. Now you know how much he's
Speaker 2: travel bags at watch?
Speaker 12: He talking about, yes, something about six figure watches we're
Speaker 12: talking about.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's his favorite indulgence.
Speaker 2: I ain't never know. Nobody need to know the damn
Speaker 2: time like that. That doesn't make no sense to you.
Speaker 2: I don't even set my watches. Ain't nothing of my watches, so.
Speaker 12: You got on a sixth figure watch and it ain't
Speaker 12: got it on the right times.
Speaker 5: How many people looking for me every damn day? Do
Speaker 5: you know how many people move me around all day long?
Speaker 5: I ain't got never know the time. I ain't got
Speaker 5: I ain't never got to know the time. And then
Speaker 5: you got these iPhones.
Speaker 2: In your hand all day.
Speaker 1: Hell they tell you the time.
Speaker 2: Yep. You just like to watch a hand and all
Speaker 2: this here and try to calculate.
Speaker 1: Uh huh is that why you like him so much?
Speaker 3: Jewelry?
Speaker 5: Yeah, it's for me. It's just important to have on
Speaker 5: a dope watch, just just for me. Other than that,
Speaker 5: men don't care about that, and I understand that ain't no,
Speaker 5: But it's a couple of things that I that's like
Speaker 5: a musk for me.
Speaker 2: Watch.
Speaker 12: Yeah, cigars, But for six figures you can get a
Speaker 12: bell tower and you get somebody to stand up there
Speaker 12: and and ring the bell when they hit every hour.
Speaker 2: For six figure, you get people working up there and anything.
Speaker 12: You ain't gotta have it on your hand. Six fig
Speaker 12: twelve o'clock, Yeah, six damn figure boy.
Speaker 1: All right, well, moving on, you guys. Remember Ms Cleo,
Speaker 1: the TV psychic back in the day.
Speaker 7: Now.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, well so now. Lathan will star as Miss
Speaker 1: Cleo in a scripted drama series coming to TV. It's
Speaker 1: based on Miss Cleo's life as a paper call psychic
Speaker 1: from nineteen ninety seven to two thousand and three. The
Speaker 1: series will explore Miss Cleo's rise and fall from stardom,
Speaker 1: which resulted in a five hundred million dollar lawsuit for
Speaker 1: deceptive advertising. Miss Cleo was not indicted, but the company
Speaker 1: settled for five million.
Speaker 2: So I ain't no way she saw that. I ain't
Speaker 2: no way she saw that.
Speaker 1: She did pass away. Oh yeah, it's all right.
Speaker 2: Definitely shift the jump down I had written just now.
Speaker 1: Yeah, Tommy said he's surprised she didn't see that coming,
Speaker 1: the lawsuit and all of that.
Speaker 12: You still to have seen that if you're looking in
Speaker 12: them crystal balls and in them stuff she was doing.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you supoled to know that. You don't see no lawsuit.
Speaker 2: You've been seeing all this other stuf. You're supposed to
Speaker 2: see that.
Speaker 1: Did you ever think about calling Miss clear know about
Speaker 1: your future at all?
Speaker 2: When I would have spent all my money for I
Speaker 2: died because.
Speaker 1: Because Chris, what.
Speaker 2: But if I'm psyched, I know I'm gonna die with.
Speaker 10: Okay, you're walking today, all right?
Speaker 1: Uh later today, Uh funk Master. George Clinton is getting
Speaker 1: a star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame. That's in
Speaker 1: his show Late there.
Speaker 3: We got.
Speaker 1: Knew it was coming right. This is in honor of
Speaker 1: his artistic and creative work over the past forty plus years.
Speaker 1: Attorney Ben Crump will be present to salute him. We
Speaker 1: got to say congratulations to George Clinton on this momentous that's.
Speaker 2: Gonna be out there, know the bruh that's gonna be
Speaker 2: out there to see that boy.
Speaker 6: Going in that is.
Speaker 1: Coming up. In twenty minutes after the hour, we're going
Speaker 1: to talk about the top five things that will make
Speaker 1: you happier in twenty twenty four. Right after this, you're
Speaker 1: listening hard Morning show. All right, So guys, here are
Speaker 1: the top five habits you should incorporate into your life
Speaker 1: this year if you want to reach happiness. Okay. Number one,
Speaker 1: if you make to do lists, stop overloading your to
Speaker 1: do list. Okay, stop doing that. Number two, you guys
Speaker 1: want to respond anybody.
Speaker 12: If I can get somebody else to not overdo my
Speaker 12: to do list, then it wouldn't be that uch to me.
Speaker 2: Do list that's the problem. Somebody else overloads my list.
Speaker 2: If honey, off the damn list.
Speaker 1: Whatever, stop to get it done, all right. The other
Speaker 1: one this year to reach happiness is to practice the
Speaker 1: art of saying no, all right, I've been here.
Speaker 2: Yeah I didn't know. I didn't know how happy I was.
Speaker 2: A matter of fact, I incorporate hell now, all.
Speaker 9: Right, no to the No.
Speaker 1: Make self care a priority. I'll tke care of yourself.
Speaker 1: I think you guys all.
Speaker 2: Okay, Can I tell you something I did yesterday?
Speaker 5: What I'm at this health clinic out here and I
Speaker 5: went into this derma appointment. They gave me a breather
Speaker 5: tape abbreviation. I didn't know that derma was abbreviation for
Speaker 5: dermatologists really, but when I got there, you know, the
Speaker 5: the clinic does all types of treatments, oxygen all like this.
Speaker 5: I'm doing this longevity thing. And when I got there,
Speaker 5: it was a derma appointment. It was the fourth one
Speaker 5: this week, not the different treatments. And yesterday was an
Speaker 5: hour forty minute facial session.
Speaker 2: I had a.
Speaker 5: Mask on, ultrame, lights on my face, exfoliation extraction.
Speaker 1: Yes, yes, I love all of that.
Speaker 2: It was so through with you don't touch it me.
Speaker 2: What are you doing? I don't want all this curious
Speaker 2: It is not my thing at all, just sitting up
Speaker 2: in here. Man. All right.
Speaker 1: The last thing that can make you, guys have a
Speaker 1: good year, be happy this year is to let go
Speaker 1: of grudges. Let them go. Tommy, I'm sure I can't.
Speaker 2: I'm sorry. I got a back in next. I can't.
Speaker 2: I can't hear damn think y'all talking.
Speaker 1: About let go of grudges. Don't hold grudges.
Speaker 5: I ain't gonna hold no goods. But I do want
Speaker 5: to say this though, there's one person this year that
Speaker 5: if I see.
Speaker 2: Them, it'll be and you let it go, and then
Speaker 2: I let it go when I see him. No, I'm
Speaker 2: gonna let both of these go.
Speaker 1: All right, guys, good health, good happiness. This year coming
Speaker 1: up newt Roscoe is joining us. Carla is here for Roscoe.
Speaker 1: Right after this. You're listening Morning show, all right, Carla,
Speaker 1: look at him. He's here waiting in the wings.
Speaker 6: He got his glasses on, tom Come on, Roscoe, what's happening?
Speaker 6: Happy new Year's up?
Speaker 1: Class, Happy new year?
Speaker 2: Everybody? What's going on with Junior Roscoe?
Speaker 5: Make he wrote full miss and we're going on Tommy, Oh,
Speaker 5: keep it color with every new year and everybody.
Speaker 9: A little queen kick it off forgotten. Yeah, that's a
Speaker 9: jail right there.
Speaker 6: Yeah, so let's get to a new year. A lot
Speaker 6: of stuff been popping off. I want you, yeah, I
Speaker 6: want you to start off today's segment. You pick your
Speaker 6: favorite song that you want to see sing, and I
Speaker 6: want you to dedicate it to Steve.
Speaker 1: Give him something.
Speaker 5: Well, I wrote original that I never released. Oh okay,
Speaker 5: I'm sending us out to Steve.
Speaker 2: All hated he hate on you.
Speaker 5: When you see m God, do what you do BUSM
Speaker 5: dead and a mouth knock all the damn tea foul
Speaker 5: oh Ley, yo, hands old m h. Don't hold nothing
Speaker 5: back on him. If he should happen to fall in
Speaker 5: the floor, don't Here's a tape to stomp him soul more.
Speaker 1: Oh, I never released that because there was no reason. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I was trying to follow and then there was no hook.
Speaker 5: Yeah, we did nothing like that. That's why I never
Speaker 5: released the song. I told you was original, so I
Speaker 5: didn't want to release Kay got Steve. So when you
Speaker 5: find out whoever he looking for, I heard him say
Speaker 5: it was on sight you heard that, all right, I
Speaker 5: got that out the way. I'm back now you're back,
Speaker 5: all right.
Speaker 1: I'm happy that I want to hear a little al
Speaker 1: green this morning. Whichever one.
Speaker 5: Loving happening there? Wait a minute, something's going wrong. Someone's
Speaker 5: on the phone. Uh huh, three o'clock in the morning.
Speaker 2: Then come on, boy talking about she can make it
Speaker 2: right high? Whoa happen?
Speaker 5: There's a week you really feel good about some by
Speaker 5: day thing. There ain't nothing wrong being in love with someone. Yeah, yeah, yeah, whoa.
Speaker 1: Yeah, fire Roscoe.
Speaker 6: Now I got one more question for you. We are
Speaker 6: on now in Milwaukee. This I knew one of our
Speaker 6: newest affiliates, newest station. Have you ever performed in Milwaukee?
Speaker 1: And it's so and it's wait, what.
Speaker 2: King coming up there?
Speaker 5: King coming over there performing at Walker performing the same
Speaker 5: place Milwaukee Bucks play, same place.
Speaker 2: When when Loui, our senate was up there.
Speaker 5: My duty. Yeah yeah, that was the name of Luis
Speaker 5: Centy when he first got up there. To me, he Milwauking,
Speaker 5: but he low our center. But I'm going up there now,
Speaker 5: I'm going up there and see that boy out of Greece.
Speaker 1: The Greek freak you need to write.
Speaker 3: Is real name?
Speaker 2: Did you call him? Hope of Pomps?
Speaker 1: Thank you Roscoe?
Speaker 2: Coming up any well, little Auftin bought a podjet? Had
Speaker 2: I got cold?
Speaker 5: Oh?
Speaker 3: Coming up?
Speaker 1: Next, prank phone call from the nephew. Right you're listening
Speaker 1: Hard Morning show coming up at about four minutes after
Speaker 1: the hour. It's my strawberry letter for today and the
Speaker 1: subject is I really love our mail man.
Speaker 2: Not what you think.
Speaker 1: We'll get into it in just a few because right
Speaker 1: now the nephew is here with today's prank phone call. Nephew,
Speaker 1: what you got for us?
Speaker 2: Dp C A d p C a dead person Collection agency.
Speaker 12: See like, if you owe somebody that has passed away,
Speaker 12: if you owe him so much, that don't mean you
Speaker 12: don't owe him no more. This is a agency that
Speaker 12: will come after someone has passed and collect on this.
Speaker 12: Do you understand what I'm saying d p C. Hey,
Speaker 12: that's all I'm saying. Cat dog get you who let's
Speaker 12: get this money?
Speaker 7: Hello?
Speaker 11: Hello, I'm trying to reach Daryl. Please h Darryl. This
Speaker 11: is uh Tony with d p C. A. We wanted
Speaker 11: to give you a call. How are you doing today?
Speaker 8: Uh?
Speaker 7: Well, what what's what's the company?
Speaker 11: Uh? D p c A. Well, what that means, uh,
Speaker 11: d p c A is a dead person Collection agency.
Speaker 11: We actually collect uh money from those that have been
Speaker 11: that have that are deceased, but people still owe them.
Speaker 11: Are you familiar with call Some who passed away six
Speaker 11: months ago?
Speaker 13: I know him, Yes, he could do.
Speaker 11: But uh, what do you want of me?
Speaker 2: Though?
Speaker 11: Okay, it's been brought I understanding that you actually owed
Speaker 11: mister Alton Fisher twelve hundred dollars? Is that correct?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 11: Yeah, we were talking about no, okay, so wow, how though,
Speaker 11: has mister Okay, let me let me get this. Let
Speaker 11: me get a clear understanding here. You actually worked with
Speaker 11: mister Carlton Fisher? Correct? Fact?
Speaker 7: Yeah?
Speaker 11: Is that right?
Speaker 2: Yes?
Speaker 11: Okay? So have you borrowed money from mister Carlton Fisher before?
Speaker 11: Why you're asking though, I'm asking you a clear question, sir,
Speaker 11: have you borrowed money from mister Carlton Fisher before?
Speaker 13: I don't feel like I should answered, though, slay your
Speaker 13: business though?
Speaker 11: No, it is my business because I'm with the collection
Speaker 11: agency and it's been brought their attention. If you owe
Speaker 11: twelve hundred dollars to.
Speaker 13: Him, I don't know what you talk about and you
Speaker 13: ain't even send me no letter, so I don't know
Speaker 13: what's going on.
Speaker 11: I'll repeat myself again, Sir, my name is Tony. You
Speaker 11: send me a letter. You sent me a letter, Send
Speaker 11: me a letter though I haven't fixed your letters.
Speaker 13: I'm telling you why you called me that if you
Speaker 13: don't send me a letter though.
Speaker 11: Okay, sir, you owe this money to mister Fisher. I'm
Speaker 11: with you.
Speaker 5: I understand.
Speaker 13: I don't understand you didn't send me no letter though,
Speaker 13: and then you're gonna call me though.
Speaker 11: That no senator, Okay. So here's the deal, sir. If
Speaker 11: you don't play the twelve hundred, we will come and
Speaker 11: take something. We will confiscate something of the same value.
Speaker 13: So I'm letting you know, send me no you you
Speaker 13: even even send me no letter though, if you do,
Speaker 13: not call the police because he didn't send me no
Speaker 13: letter though. You know, I see what I'm saying.
Speaker 11: No, I'm hearing what you're saying, sir.
Speaker 13: But at the end of the day, you're not hearing
Speaker 13: what I'm saying though.
Speaker 11: You should even be talking to me right now.
Speaker 13: Yeah, send me a letter though, that's how it is.
Speaker 7: A bills.
Speaker 13: He did not inform me anything.
Speaker 11: Right, Sure, you old you owe the twelve hundred dollars. Short,
Speaker 11: we both know that I'm.
Speaker 13: Saying you you're skipping a step right now. Though that's
Speaker 13: what I'm saying.
Speaker 11: It doesn't matter about the step, sir. You know what
Speaker 11: you owe, and I'm just gonna let you know. I'm
Speaker 11: not gonna go back and forth with you. I'm gonna
Speaker 11: let you know this. We will come and compensate something
Speaker 11: of the same value. You well, I'll let you know.
Speaker 7: I'm not violence.
Speaker 13: But you know first though, you cannot do anything without.
Speaker 7: Sending a letter.
Speaker 13: You did not send me no letter. He send me
Speaker 13: no nothing, though you call me. You harassed me right
Speaker 13: about now without even sending me no letter. I was saying, like,
Speaker 13: this is the deal, this is what happened, This is
Speaker 13: when it's due, YadA YadA, even that okay, So.
Speaker 11: Let me let me say this to you. We do
Speaker 11: know that you have a two thousand and seventeen pickup truck.
Speaker 5: We do you threaten me?
Speaker 7: You threatened me, You threatened.
Speaker 11: I'm just I'm letting you know we're picking up something
Speaker 11: of the same value. Are more okay?
Speaker 13: You tell me now that's not that's both threatened me. Now,
Speaker 13: you ain't even send me no letter. You just called
Speaker 13: me up staying like I owe you now you ain't
Speaker 13: even give me no date, like just make no sense, though.
Speaker 11: Sir, this is DPCA. This is what we do when
Speaker 11: someone passing. Okay, I don't care if.
Speaker 13: Your government agency. You should be sending me a letter.
Speaker 7: Sir.
Speaker 11: You owe mister Fisher twelve hundred dollars. He's now deceased.
Speaker 11: We are going to collect this money? Are we gonna collect?
Speaker 7: What I'm saying?
Speaker 13: You skip the step.
Speaker 11: You skip the step.
Speaker 3: You did not.
Speaker 13: You did not inform me that I owe money to him.
Speaker 13: You're just telling me right now on the phone. She
Speaker 13: wants to send a letter though, Sorry.
Speaker 11: Do you want to send us to send us the money?
Speaker 11: Or do you want me to pick up I don't
Speaker 11: even know what you're talking about.
Speaker 13: Are you talking about my truck?
Speaker 11: You're talking about my truck?
Speaker 13: No, no, no, no, no no no, we're not doing that.
Speaker 13: No we're not. You're not touching my truck right about now,
Speaker 13: you know what I'm saying. Now, yeah, that's it.
Speaker 11: We're done.
Speaker 13: We're done. If you come my truck, I'm gonna put
Speaker 13: you Hear what I'm saying, I don't care what you're.
Speaker 7: Due. Yo, yoo.
Speaker 13: I'm telling you right now you didn't send me the letter.
Speaker 13: Now I'm angry.
Speaker 7: Guy.
Speaker 13: Go turn your truck, come at me. I will come
Speaker 13: at you hard.
Speaker 7: You know what I'm saying. Baseball back all that.
Speaker 13: Don't put me, don't for me.
Speaker 11: You'll get jump.
Speaker 13: I'll jump you. I'll jump y'all.
Speaker 7: Take your truck.
Speaker 11: Hear me.
Speaker 13: You'll stay a boy from me.
Speaker 11: Sorry, I'm not playing right now. I'm not I'm not
Speaker 11: playing either, So are you? REGI yo?
Speaker 7: Yo? You yo yo?
Speaker 13: Are you listening though I'm.
Speaker 11: Listening to you. Are you listening to me? You're the
Speaker 11: person who know you.
Speaker 13: Don't know the type of dude I am. Man I no, Yo, you.
Speaker 11: Shall mad comfortable right about now?
Speaker 7: Good, don't be uncomfortable.
Speaker 5: You know what I'm saying.
Speaker 11: Okay, I'm I'm gonna let you know this. If I
Speaker 11: don't get this money by today, then then you might
Speaker 11: as well start not sleeping the night. Because there's a
Speaker 11: strong posibility. What your car your car?
Speaker 7: Right there, in.
Speaker 11: Your car, I'm saying it as clear as possible, sir,
Speaker 11: twelve hundred dollars Are your car your truck? May not
Speaker 11: be there in the morning. This is your car?
Speaker 13: Do you want to be there after the next morning?
Speaker 7: Though? What are you trying to say?
Speaker 11: What are you trying? No, tell me what you're trying
Speaker 11: to say?
Speaker 13: What you hear?
Speaker 11: What you heard?
Speaker 13: What you heard?
Speaker 7: What you heard from me?
Speaker 2: Chick?
Speaker 7: Exactly?
Speaker 11: When can when can we expect? When can we expected?
Speaker 11: Twelve hundred dollars?
Speaker 13: I'm telling you right about now. Don't cot my car.
Speaker 13: I'm doing that, all right, I'm doing with you.
Speaker 7: Don't put my car. Don't put my car.
Speaker 11: Okay, car, you don't call me back.
Speaker 7: I'm done.
Speaker 11: Mother hung up? Call him back? Call him back, man,
Speaker 11: call him back. I mean, who are you think? Who
Speaker 11: you think you hanging up?
Speaker 13: All man?
Speaker 11: Who you think you hanging up on?
Speaker 7: Call me again? You call me again?
Speaker 11: You're damn right me again again. I'm waiting on the
Speaker 11: twelve hundred dollars. Okay. Now I told you this. I
Speaker 11: told you.
Speaker 3: I told you that.
Speaker 13: Now now you're getting me angry though, Now you getting
Speaker 13: me angry though I told you this. Don't call me
Speaker 13: all right? Send me the letter. You don't send me
Speaker 13: the letter. They talking about taking my truck?
Speaker 3: You up?
Speaker 11: Okay, okay, you up. Okay, you know what I'm gonna do.
Speaker 11: I'll tell you what ana gonna do, though, gonna I'm
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Speaker 1: Thank you nephew. Subject, I really love our mail man.
Speaker 1: Dear Stephen Shirley, My husband of fourteen years must be
Speaker 1: losing his mind because he cheated on me once and
Speaker 1: I took him back, so he's got to be crazy
Speaker 1: to do it again at this stage of our lives.
Speaker 1: We got our marriage back on track after his affair,
Speaker 1: and I haven't I hadn't suspected anything else was going
Speaker 1: on until November. He started going to bed early and
Speaker 1: getting up before I got up, so we couldn't have sex.
Speaker 1: My intuition told me to keep an eye on him,
Speaker 1: and my intuition. Intuition never fails. My husband is cheating
Speaker 1: again and the woman lives in Maryland. They met in
Speaker 1: the airport when he went to see his dad in October.
Speaker 1: My husband has gone to see his dad at least
Speaker 1: six times since then because his dad has been in
Speaker 1: and out of the hospital. I bet you want to
Speaker 1: know how I found all of this out. Well, it
Speaker 1: was our mailman that indirectly exposed him. See what happened
Speaker 1: was my husband used to have a po box and
Speaker 1: he closed it, but he forgot to forward his mail,
Speaker 1: so it was piling up at the post office. Our
Speaker 1: sweet mailman put all of his mail in a box
Speaker 1: and he brought it to our house. He said he
Speaker 1: figured my man, my husband would want all of his mail.
Speaker 1: I went out, I sat out on our front porch
Speaker 1: in my robe and slowly opened each envelope. The Maryland
Speaker 1: woman had sent a Christmas card to my husband saying
Speaker 1: she couldn't wait for him to jingle her bells. She
Speaker 1: sent another card with a picture of her and a
Speaker 1: dog on it. There was a credit card statement with
Speaker 1: charges made only in Maryland, and there was a cell
Speaker 1: phone bill, so I guess he has another phone. He
Speaker 1: swears he's not seeing her anymore. Should I believe him?
Speaker 1: Or should I go to Maryland with him next time?
Speaker 1: Can he be trusted? I love the mailman for doing this,
Speaker 1: but my husband wants him fired. Okay, here's a question.
Speaker 1: If your husband's not guilty of anything, if he stopped
Speaker 1: all of this, why does he want the mailman fired.
Speaker 1: I mean, the mailman's job is to deliver mail, right,
Speaker 1: and he did that, and now your husband wants him
Speaker 1: out out of his job. You know that doesn't make sense.
Speaker 1: It's not right no matter how you look at it.
Speaker 1: You talked about trusting your intuition in the letter and
Speaker 1: how it has never failed you. Well, why are you
Speaker 1: doubting yourself now? Plus you've been through his cheating before,
Speaker 1: so you already know the signs. Do not doubt yourself. No,
Speaker 1: you shouldn't believe him. He's blaming the mailman for bringing
Speaker 1: you the mail again. That's the mailman's job. You know
Speaker 1: what it is you said. He swears he's not seeing
Speaker 1: her anymore anymore. That right there, to me says it all.
Speaker 1: He's broken the trust again in your relationship. And if
Speaker 1: you keep taking him back, keep cheating, because you're gonna
Speaker 1: just take him back anyway. You even have credit card
Speaker 1: and cell phone bill receipts. You have all the proof
Speaker 1: you need.
Speaker 5: Steve, I'm trying to figure out what the letter is about.
Speaker 5: I'm trying to figure out what it's for. What advice
Speaker 5: does she want from us? What does she need to
Speaker 5: hear from us? I don't understand what the writing of
Speaker 5: the letter is even about everything that you need to know.
Speaker 5: You have the information I don't even understand. Okay, let's try.
Speaker 5: You been married fourteen years ago. Your husband cheated on
Speaker 5: you once you took him back, so now you say
Speaker 5: headne got crazy, so he doing it again after you
Speaker 5: got your marriage on track. After his affair, I hadn't
Speaker 5: suspected anything else was going on until November. Now he
Speaker 5: started going to bed early and getting up before I
Speaker 5: got up, so.
Speaker 2: We couldn't have sex.
Speaker 5: Okay, all right, What then, my intuition told me to
Speaker 5: keep an eye on him, and my intuition never fails me.
Speaker 2: Okay, cool.
Speaker 5: If your intuition told you to keep on him, and
Speaker 5: your intuition never fails you, why are we typing this
Speaker 5: damn level. I'm just not understanding because I don't even
Speaker 5: have your intuition, and I'm already with you.
Speaker 2: Okay, here we go.
Speaker 5: My husband is cheating again and the woman lives in Maryland.
Speaker 5: Now listen to this right here. They met in the
Speaker 5: airport when he went to see his dad in October.
Speaker 5: And how the hell do you know that this intuition
Speaker 5: you got is this psychic, because how do you even
Speaker 5: know that. I don't even know how you would know
Speaker 5: that infamy. The only way you would know this information
Speaker 5: is your husband would have had to have told you this,
Speaker 5: unless somewhere in these letters you discovered this information.
Speaker 2: They met in the airport on when he was going
Speaker 2: to see his dad.
Speaker 5: My husband is going to see his dad at least
Speaker 5: six times since then because his dad has been in
Speaker 5: and out of the hospital. Then he ain't went that
Speaker 5: sixth time though, because his dad had been in and
Speaker 5: at the hospital. You know, normal, if somebody sit, get
Speaker 5: out the hospital, you go cool. You ain't got to
Speaker 5: go see him.
Speaker 2: He'd have been six times. Where they live? Where did
Speaker 2: they live? Now?
Speaker 5: If he live in the DMV, going over to Maryland
Speaker 5: ain't nothing, But if he live in Georgia, that's a trip.
Speaker 5: Now at this point in the that almost stop because
Speaker 5: we're gonna come back now normally this juncture right here
Speaker 5: when you're say the mail man brought it to the house,
Speaker 5: and then the title of the letter is I.
Speaker 2: Really love our male man. I'm thinking, as most male men,
Speaker 2: that he been dropping off packages. Yeah, yeah, we'll find
Speaker 2: out when we come back.
Speaker 1: All right, thank you, Steve, we'll have part two of
Speaker 1: your response coming up at twenty three minutes after the hour.
Speaker 1: Today's strawberry letter, subject I really love our mail man.
Speaker 1: We'll get back into it right after this. You're listening
Speaker 1: Steve Harvey Morning Show. All right, come on, Steve, let's
Speaker 1: recap today's strawberry letter. The subject is I really love
Speaker 1: our mailman.
Speaker 5: Well, this letter is a deceptive letter. But she's got
Speaker 5: a husband that's cheating on her. They've been married fourteen times.
Speaker 5: She took him back, but now she say he crazy
Speaker 5: because he doing it again, and this time she hadn't
Speaker 5: suspected anything until November, and he started waking up early
Speaker 5: before she got out the bed, so they wouldn't have
Speaker 5: sex in the morning. Okay, I don't know what that's about.
Speaker 5: And then she says, my tuition never fails me. My
Speaker 5: intuition never fails me. And she thinks he cheating again
Speaker 5: because she say, and the woman lives in Maryland and
Speaker 5: they met in the airport when he went to see
Speaker 5: his daddy in October. Now, how you know this information,
Speaker 5: I don't know, But later on you tell us. I
Speaker 5: guess you all want to know how I found all
Speaker 5: this out and you damn skippy, we do because that
Speaker 5: ain't no information. I would see him walking in the
Speaker 5: house going, hey, baby, you know I met this find
Speaker 5: sheick and the airport. I was going to see Daddy.
Speaker 5: You know, Daddy ass sicken out and I want to
Speaker 5: see that. I was in the airport sitting there waiting on. Man,
Speaker 5: you should have seen this thing. When she walked up.
Speaker 5: I said, Lord, look at this gift from God. I'm
Speaker 5: pretty sure he didn't say that. So anyway, Uh, well,
Speaker 5: it was our male man that indirectly exposed him. See,
Speaker 5: my husband should have a peel box and then he
Speaker 5: closed it, but he forgot to forward his mail, so
Speaker 5: it was piling up at the post office. Our sweet
Speaker 5: mail man put all his mail in the box and
Speaker 5: brought it.
Speaker 2: To our house. I be damn once again.
Speaker 5: I can't believe little mister helpful and brought this mail
Speaker 5: to my damn house. Well, he said, I figured the
Speaker 5: husband want all his mail. Now here's the good part
Speaker 5: about this. At least the male was sitting at the
Speaker 5: post office and your husband never got the mail. You see,
Speaker 5: so your husband may have the perfect out right here.
Speaker 5: He may have the perfect out because, first of all
Speaker 5: who still write letters?
Speaker 2: When is it?
Speaker 5: How old are these people? Who's still sending it Christmas card?
Speaker 5: All this can be done on a computer.
Speaker 1: Now physical Christmas cards they do.
Speaker 2: Old people, young people.
Speaker 5: Wrest a button and you open it up and as
Speaker 5: Mary Christmas with explosions and all this help. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 5: he got a pill box and she still mailing letters.
Speaker 2: Do you know how old these people got to go?
Speaker 5: Because the lady said, we got our marriage back on
Speaker 5: track after the affair, and I had suspected anything else.
Speaker 2: Going on, She said, must be losing Mirrid. She was
Speaker 2: somewhere in here, she said.
Speaker 5: She come on because at the stage of our lives,
Speaker 5: at this stage of our lives, it's got to be
Speaker 5: a late stage. Because who the hell is mailing letters
Speaker 5: in November twenty twenty three?
Speaker 2: Who who?
Speaker 5: I'm the oldest person on this show. And guess what,
Speaker 5: I ain't wrote a letter and I don't know damn when.
Speaker 5: So anyway, anyway, the Maryland woman has sent a Christmas
Speaker 5: card to my husband saying she couldn't wait for him
Speaker 5: to jingle her beils. She sent another card with a
Speaker 5: picture of her and her dog on it. That was
Speaker 5: a credit card statement with charges made only in Maryland,
Speaker 5: and that was his cell phone bill, so I guess
Speaker 5: he got another phone. He swears he's not seeing her anymore.
Speaker 5: Should I believe him? Or should I go to Maryland
Speaker 5: with him next time? Can he be trusted? I love
Speaker 5: the mail man for doing this, but my husband wants
Speaker 5: him fire. Well, let me straighten out on a couple
Speaker 5: of things, right. First of all, if the husband has
Speaker 5: not seen these letters, it could be because.
Speaker 2: He don't care. He doesn't care, He don't care.
Speaker 5: And maybe she was sending the letters in hopes of
Speaker 5: getting him. Took care because I can't wait for you
Speaker 5: to jingle my bell hoos. He's a picture of me
Speaker 5: and the doll. But he'd have left that mail sitting
Speaker 5: down there at the mailbox. He is more than unconcerned
Speaker 5: about these letters because they've been piling up for a while,
Speaker 5: which I think is his perfect out to justify the
Speaker 5: statement he's not seeing her anymore because he left them
Speaker 5: letters down there, and all you.
Speaker 2: Got is them letters. Now that credit card bill and
Speaker 2: that that phone bill hit where you need to do?
Speaker 2: You need to find this?
Speaker 5: You say you guess is a cell phone because you
Speaker 5: saw a bill where sat where sat and if he
Speaker 5: ain't been down there, and while he ain't got that bill,
Speaker 5: he ain't paid it. That cell phone ain't on no more.
Speaker 5: You can't not pay your cell phone bill. They cut
Speaker 5: that thing off. So I think, based on this letter
Speaker 5: right here, then he's clear. At least he has.
Speaker 2: An alibi to go with, and which is all I
Speaker 2: can say.
Speaker 5: He ain't been down there, He don't care about him,
Speaker 5: He don't check the mail, he ain't paid his cell
Speaker 5: phone bill, he ain't seen this woman here. No communication
Speaker 5: with this woman. Where is the fact? Where where do
Speaker 5: you see them communicating?
Speaker 7: That?
Speaker 1: Him and the lady? Well, when he how about when
Speaker 1: he went down there six times to visit his dat
Speaker 1: you yourself?
Speaker 5: He was seeing hood in, he was seeing her in,
Speaker 5: but he said, I'm not seeing her anymore, he said that,
Speaker 5: And letting that mail sit down there and not paying
Speaker 5: that cell phone bill is a good sign that he not.
Speaker 2: But he has seen her six.
Speaker 1: Times, at least make his dad once.
Speaker 5: Well he saw his dad here every time, because that
Speaker 5: would be the alibi. Did you see your son?
Speaker 9: Yeah?
Speaker 2: He did?
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Speaker 1: you're listening morning show. It is time now for Junior
Speaker 1: and sports talk.
Speaker 11: Junior?
Speaker 5: What you got?
Speaker 11: Oh?
Speaker 3: Can I talk to Pippin because you know he's picking.
Speaker 10: We can't failed to talking about more pip happening.
Speaker 2: I'm ready to man.
Speaker 12: Happy.
Speaker 2: Yeah, see what I see? Everybody? I need to see.
Speaker 5: Town find new Pine. One of them news news is
Speaker 5: pretty new new new. Noops, be stepping the don't even
Speaker 5: be stepping. They just be leaning back, rubbing the back
Speaker 5: of their head and everything. A bunch of pimps. The
Speaker 5: capital noops is pimps.
Speaker 10: Here we go, man, Pipping is playoff man, wild card weekend.
Speaker 7: Here we go.
Speaker 2: Dolphins first, all of them picked.
Speaker 10: Dolphin versus the Chiefs man starting not the game.
Speaker 5: Man, I just I hate to tell you all this
Speaker 5: because they ain't gonna understand it. But this ain't the
Speaker 5: Chiefs year man.
Speaker 2: Dolphins.
Speaker 10: Okay, oh man, all right, here we go, pipping up
Speaker 10: with the truth.
Speaker 1: Yeah, stealers versus Bills.
Speaker 5: No, they can't do it. I love Tomlin, I really
Speaker 5: really do. But the Bills is this is the Bills year.
Speaker 1: Baby, Here we go, Pipping Rams versus Lions.
Speaker 5: Oh man, Man, as much as I love Detroit, I
Speaker 5: got to pick them. Damn Detroit Lions. Gosh too, but
Speaker 5: prepare yourself. But it is purely my love of Detroit. Yeah,
Speaker 5: but I'm scared of them.
Speaker 10: All right, here we go, man. They had a hard
Speaker 10: second half of the season. Man, the Eagles versus Buccaneers. Man,
Speaker 10: they on the road. Man going to Tampa Bay.
Speaker 5: She ain't no down about it. Got rough in the
Speaker 5: back side of the year. But they find whoop they head.
Speaker 2: Show up.
Speaker 1: Packers versus Cowboys, pipping man.
Speaker 5: You know what, I ain't gonna I ain't gonna say
Speaker 5: nothing right now, but I think the cowboy finna win
Speaker 5: this thing right here, okay, Yeah, just being real with you,
Speaker 5: just being with you here it is, Oh here, come
Speaker 5: on already. No you don't drum roll for the half
Speaker 5: of the text and find the table. Oh girl, girl,
Speaker 5: you finna get drummed and roll.
Speaker 2: That's what hit me, you know? Good hell will man?
Speaker 2: I mean, welcome to the playoffs and all this.
Speaker 5: Congratulations to both of US Cleveland and Houston's congratulation. But
Speaker 5: it can only be one winner, baby, and the Brown
Speaker 5: is gonna win. Hey, y'all better hope to hell that
Speaker 5: Houston win. See the Brown lude.
Speaker 1: I'm used to it, y'all. All right, Thank you, Junior,
Speaker 1: Thank you. Something coming up at the top of the hour.
Speaker 1: A woman lost her husband, but she wants him back
Speaker 1: after he's engaged to someone else, and she needs your advice.
Speaker 1: Steve right af to this. You're listening morning show. All right,
Speaker 1: this is from Steve. This is from Asia and Richmond
Speaker 1: over three years ago. She says, I accused my husband
Speaker 1: of cheating. I was angry and very mean to him.
Speaker 1: He maintained his innocence, but I did not want to
Speaker 1: hear it. After sleeping on the couch and being ignored
Speaker 1: for close to six months, he divorced me. He just
Speaker 1: got engaged, and I have not been able to sleep
Speaker 1: or eat because I never thought he would get a
Speaker 1: new girlfriend so fast. I thought he would come to
Speaker 1: his senses and beg me to take him back, but no,
Speaker 1: he's in love with someone else. I asked him to
Speaker 1: meet up so we could talk. He turned me down
Speaker 1: and said that he wanted to talk to me for
Speaker 1: months before our marriage ended, but I was unbelievably mean
Speaker 1: and shut him out. He said he never cheated and
Speaker 1: I had it all wrong. Now that I've had time
Speaker 1: to put things into perspective, truly believe him. Is it
Speaker 1: too late to tell him that I'm sorry before he
Speaker 1: marries this other girl? He's my soulmate?
Speaker 2: Yeah? No, he's nothing. Yeah. Oh wait, what you're kidding?
Speaker 5: He's not your soul mate. Yeah, you were convinced for
Speaker 5: six months he was a lying, cheating dog. You ignored him,
Speaker 5: You were incredibly mean to him, and he slept on
Speaker 5: the couch for six months. He tried to talk to
Speaker 5: you the entire time. You didn't believe it. Now listen
Speaker 5: to me. I don't know what you think men are
Speaker 5: made out of, but what you cannot do is accuse
Speaker 5: of something we didn't do, make us pay for something
Speaker 5: we didn't do, and then want to undo it. He gone,
Speaker 5: he gone, he engaged, he gone, he gone.
Speaker 2: This is a rap.
Speaker 5: You can't get him, get him back. He don't want
Speaker 5: you back. No, he don't want you, And you've come
Speaker 5: to your senses now truly believe him.
Speaker 1: She ran him away huh she did, Yeah.
Speaker 2: You right and drove him right about the crele. Wow.
Speaker 2: Oh well, I don't feel sorry for neither. That's what
Speaker 2: you have.
Speaker 1: She was wrong.
Speaker 2: I don't feel sorry for you know, that's what you do.
Speaker 7: And you know she.
Speaker 2: Called what.
Speaker 1: Yeah, sometimes they get it wrong. All right, we do
Speaker 1: have time for this one, Steve. This one's from Lacey
Speaker 1: in Detroit. Lacy says, I'm in law school and my
Speaker 1: boyfriend dropped out of law school to be a music
Speaker 1: producer and manager. This is not what we had planned,
Speaker 1: so I'm getting frustrated with him and our relationship. I
Speaker 1: want to be a writer, die type of chick. But
Speaker 1: he's asking me to lie to his dad when we
Speaker 1: go visit him this weekend. I told him I don't
Speaker 1: want to see dad, and he told me that I
Speaker 1: don't support his dreams and I don't believe in him.
Speaker 1: Am I supposed to be okay with lying to his
Speaker 1: dad for him, Well, that's.
Speaker 5: Not supporting his dream. That's lying to his daddy. I
Speaker 5: see you can't you can't get it twisted. That's not
Speaker 5: supporting your dream. The woman don't want to lie to
Speaker 5: your daddy. See, she don't want to be in that
Speaker 5: part of it right here. You know they paying for
Speaker 5: law school. You don't dropped out to be a producer
Speaker 5: and a writer. I ain't wrote or produced a damn
Speaker 5: thing ever. You know I'm gonna take you something. And
Speaker 5: this is not a knock on hip hop, but hip
Speaker 5: hop has made more millionaires than any other music genre
Speaker 5: that I know of in my lifetime. I'll be the
Speaker 5: first to admit that. And I was wrong about hip
Speaker 5: hop a long time ago. I thought it wasn't gonna last.
Speaker 5: How stupid was that? A statement?
Speaker 7: Right?
Speaker 5: Which proves that hip hop don't need me to exist.
Speaker 5: But what hip hop has done, though, it has created
Speaker 5: the delusion that since it's just rapping, that it's not singing,
Speaker 5: where you really really had to have talent being able
Speaker 5: to rhyme and talk. Got a lot of people think
Speaker 5: that they talented and they ain't. All these little foods
Speaker 5: need to do is just look at Scarface's tiny desk
Speaker 5: and then go sit your ass down somewhere.
Speaker 2: This ain't what you do. Scarface showed you how it go.
Speaker 2: This ain't what you do.
Speaker 5: Go sit your ass down somewhere. You ain't no music
Speaker 5: producing writing all right?
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Speaker 1: So Monday Nights, Emmy Awards will be hosted by Anthony
Speaker 1: Anderson and it's the seventy fifth anniversary of the Emmys.
Speaker 1: To celebrate, right, the show is bringing the cast of
Speaker 1: a few hit shows from the nineties on stage, Like
Speaker 1: the cast of Martin will be in the building. Yes,
Speaker 1: Martin Lawrence, Tsha Campbell to Sheena Arnold and Karl Anthony
Speaker 1: Payne all together on stage at the Emmys. How cool
Speaker 1: is that?
Speaker 2: Really?
Speaker 1: Yes? I love that the cast of Alan McBeal will
Speaker 1: also be there, and a few other memorable casts will
Speaker 1: be reunited at the Emmys. So, Steve, you had a
Speaker 1: hit show in the late nineties, The Steve Harvey Show.
Speaker 1: Of course, have the Emmys reached out to you?
Speaker 2: Are you?
Speaker 3: And said, and.
Speaker 1: Levita alas A Jenkins.
Speaker 2: You know good hair? Well, they ain't reached out to it.
Speaker 1: They haven't. They should they should because you had a
Speaker 1: great show.
Speaker 9: We love.
Speaker 2: He sold on.
Speaker 5: I didn't like none of the schedule. I don't like
Speaker 5: the schedule to sitcom. There's too much damn work. There's
Speaker 5: too many people. You got an answer to, You got
Speaker 5: to answer to the production company, but the producers, the writers,
Speaker 5: the production company, the studio and then the network.
Speaker 2: There's too many damn readings for me.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but you know, think about a reunion. We love
Speaker 1: the show. Think about it all right. Coming up at
Speaker 1: thirty three minutes after the hour, we'll have more of
Speaker 1: the Steve Harvey Morning Show and we'll play around it.
Speaker 1: Would you rather right after this you're listening.
Speaker 2: Morning show?
Speaker 1: Would you rather curse one particular person out today, one
Speaker 1: particular one, or would you rather pray for that person?
Speaker 2: Wow? What are we doing?
Speaker 12: Huh?
Speaker 2: I'm gonna yeah, you know what I'm ana pray do?
Speaker 1: No, no, no, not in this lifetime.
Speaker 2: You don't get moved over to the praier list.
Speaker 1: You don't switch side.
Speaker 2: No Lord.
Speaker 5: If you are a cuss out, this probably very rarely
Speaker 5: do you get moved over to the prayer list.
Speaker 1: You can't have a change of heart, Steve.
Speaker 2: Yeah, let me put it to you like this.
Speaker 5: If you want to cuss out this, the only way
Speaker 5: I pray for you is if you get moved over
Speaker 5: to the sick and shuddy end.
Speaker 2: You gotta damn there on your way out. Okay, just
Speaker 2: keeping it one.
Speaker 1: Would you rather be would you rather be cross eye
Speaker 1: or would you rather only be able to see straight ahead?
Speaker 1: So you got your cross side or you either see
Speaker 1: just straight ahead.
Speaker 2: I get me straight ahead. I turned my head. I
Speaker 2: turned my head. But I'm not finna be cock.
Speaker 1: But you can only see straight ahead. Now you can't
Speaker 1: see to the side and none.
Speaker 2: I can turn my head, you can turn to the
Speaker 2: sign turn. I got good ass peripheral anyway.
Speaker 1: I tell you that the cross eylan across the across
Speaker 1: the house. All right, nephew told me, all right, would
Speaker 1: you would you.
Speaker 5: Rather black people got nicknames for you when you can't
Speaker 5: see good? Yes, it's like like we had this parton
Speaker 5: in my school. He was cross eye. We should call
Speaker 5: him walleye Wallet. Yeah, because one of his eyes was
Speaker 5: always looking at the wall.
Speaker 1: All right, Would you rather sleep close to your wife
Speaker 1: in a queen bed or would you rather spread out
Speaker 1: in a king bed, spread.
Speaker 2: Out, spread out behind over?
Speaker 10: Yeah, it don't matter, it don't matter. Sure I could
Speaker 10: be able to admentro shes gonna be right up under it.
Speaker 10: It don't matter what I mean, you know, Yeah, that's
Speaker 10: gonna stop, that's gonna.
Speaker 2: I've been looking at the flow. I've been looking at it.
Speaker 2: You're gonna get some relief real, so don't worry. Don't
Speaker 2: even worry about that.
Speaker 6: Yeah.
Speaker 1: See, we know you're in the Queen and King bed
Speaker 1: just because of your size.
Speaker 5: Right.
Speaker 1: You can't handle a queen bed, right, it's too small.
Speaker 2: What you're saying, Tommy, ain't got no queen I got it.
Speaker 2: I don't know what she's trying to say.
Speaker 3: I don't know what.
Speaker 2: King beat. That's all I heard. You want you to know, Tommy,
Speaker 2: I didn't say it.
Speaker 1: All right, that's today's round, Hey, guys. Coming up in
Speaker 1: forty nine minutes after the hour, we'll have some closing
Speaker 1: remarks from the one and only Steve Harvey right after this.
Speaker 1: You're listening Morning show. All right, guys, here we are
Speaker 1: last break of the day on this Friday, we gotta
Speaker 1: say Happy Founder's Day because tomorrow, January.
Speaker 5: Thirt we're gonna do that ourself. You're not Greek, No,
Speaker 5: I'm not. We were going to do that ourself. Now,
Speaker 5: you don't tell me about it on the break and
Speaker 5: then jump in and do it. You just told me
Speaker 5: on the break. You said, Steve, we got to say
Speaker 5: happy found this day. I said, Okay, who is it?
Speaker 5: You said, it's the Deltas. I said, fine, Yeah, my
Speaker 5: daughters is Delta's Mississippi Monica is a Delta.
Speaker 2: And then let us do it. Should do it? Have
Speaker 2: at it, Joe. I just me And surely sometimes sometimes.
Speaker 1: You just don's you. That's not me, that is you.
Speaker 3: You the one to.
Speaker 5: The shout out to the Delta del the Happy Founders Day. Yeah,
Speaker 5: what's the colors? Monica is not red and white.
Speaker 2: Crimson and cream cream is what she's saying. That's the
Speaker 2: same color anyway, Happy Founders Day.
Speaker 1: Oh that was exciting, Thank you, Steve.
Speaker 5: It's happy found, Happy found his state of Brandy Carley Morgan, Mississippi,
Speaker 5: Monica and my daughters of Deltas.
Speaker 6: The Deltas out there listening, Happy found this day.
Speaker 5: But they damn daddy though, m Oh, that's what you'rena
Speaker 5: make this they found this day. Yeah, No, I was
Speaker 5: just saying. I didn't say nothing. I just said, but
Speaker 5: they damn daddy since we're talking about founding Delta though. Okay,
Speaker 5: look who coming to the defense of the Deltas. The
Speaker 5: dude that's got the same colors as.
Speaker 2: They can.
Speaker 1: Attitude you have, my bad.
Speaker 2: It's called Greek love. Sureley.
Speaker 5: So I was talking about yesterday in my clothesing remarks
Speaker 5: about distractions and how it can be a detriment to
Speaker 5: your rise to the top. And I said I'd have
Speaker 5: part too, because I had so much more to say.
Speaker 5: But I guess why I left off at I was
Speaker 5: in a pretty cool place. But let me just add
Speaker 5: a couple of things. Man, when people, when the devil
Speaker 5: is throwing opposition at your dreams, your visions, your goals,
Speaker 5: when he's throwing opposition, he's very tricky. He tries to
Speaker 5: you the thing that's dearest to you and closest to
Speaker 5: you as the tool of distraction. And like I was
Speaker 5: saying yesterday, one of the biggest tools that the devil
Speaker 5: will use enhance his imps who are working for him.
Speaker 5: And you all know some of the Devil's imps that
Speaker 5: work for him. We all have people that we've known
Speaker 5: in our life around us that seem to be on
Speaker 5: full time, twenty four hour call for bs, twenty four
Speaker 5: hour call for garbage and trash. Have you ever had
Speaker 5: a person in your life that always brought you bad news?
Speaker 5: I mean, man, you could be going along. Yeah, I'm
Speaker 5: calling you to see if you Okay, Yeah, I'm good though. Well,
Speaker 5: you know, I was just wondering how you felt about
Speaker 5: what all they said. Well, damn, I was actually going
Speaker 5: along pretty good today and hadn't even really given any
Speaker 5: thought to what anybody was saying. But now you on
Speaker 5: the phone with it. You've got to be conscious of
Speaker 5: you like that. If there's a person who is constantly
Speaker 5: bringing you bad news, that person.
Speaker 2: Is a distraction. You need to eliminate this distraction.
Speaker 5: If you have a person in your aura, in your
Speaker 5: space that is not behind you and for you one
Speaker 5: hundred percent, they don't need to occupy your space. I'm
Speaker 5: telling you, man, if you got people in your life,
Speaker 5: that's cool over here, but they ain't cool over here.
Speaker 5: You can bring them in this situation, but you got
Speaker 5: to keep them out of that situation. That's too much work.
Speaker 5: That's too much work. I only have a few friends.
Speaker 5: I God willing on my next birthday will be sixty
Speaker 5: seven years old. Flies hell. Now I do understand that
Speaker 5: I'm really really that, I'm really that dude. That's how
Speaker 5: I feel about myself. Now, you ain't got to feel
Speaker 5: that way. But the Bible says a man is as
Speaker 5: he thinking. That's what I think. So guess what I'm assuming.
Speaker 5: That's what I am. That's why I say it. But
Speaker 5: I have decided in this sixty seven years almost I
Speaker 5: only have a handful of friends. People say, man, you've
Speaker 5: been living all this long and all you got is
Speaker 5: a few friends. Well, when you really shake the tree out,
Speaker 5: you'd be surprised who fall out that thing if the
Speaker 5: tree just starts shaking, if the wind blow hard. I
Speaker 5: judge my friends by moments of a severe trial and tribulation.
Speaker 5: I don't pick my friends and moments of comfort and convenience.
Speaker 5: I don't pick friends because they're good when the sun shining.
Speaker 5: I pick my friends in the thunderstorm. I pick my
Speaker 5: friends in the blizzard. I pick my friends when the
Speaker 5: tidal wave come along, because when they come along, if
Speaker 5: they don't run, and when it all get.
Speaker 2: Finished, they steal. There.
Speaker 5: That's who my friends are. And if you start doing
Speaker 5: like that, you'll find out you have very, very few.
Speaker 5: It's amazing me. Sometimes I listen to my kids. I
Speaker 5: got a lot of friends. I'll be telling them all
Speaker 5: the time, no, you don't. Well, they starting to learn
Speaker 5: it now, They starting to learn it now. But listen
Speaker 5: to me, surround yourself with positive people. Stop stop letting
Speaker 5: people bring stuff to you that's not beneficial. Stop allowing
Speaker 5: people to bring up your past to remind you of
Speaker 5: what you were. I am not that person anymore. I'm gone.
Speaker 5: As a matter of fact, you are now gone by
Speaker 5: seeing wouldn't want to be you.
Speaker 2: That's all. That was my closing remarks. That's part two.
Speaker 2: I feel good about it. God.
Speaker 5: Well, hey, listen, y'all have a great weekend. Okay, take
Speaker 5: care of yourself. I talk to y'all, God willing on
Speaker 5: Monday morning.
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