Speaker 1: My wife loves it when I shred cheese, I always
Speaker 1: do a great job.
Speaker 2: What do you call an Asian man who's always in
Speaker 2: a hurry quickly?
Speaker 1: When I go hiking, I usually listen to eminem peanuts
Speaker 1: and the cranberries. It's my trail mix.
Speaker 2: If you're cold in your house, go stand in the corner.
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Speaker 1: What do you call Christina Aguilera justin Timberlake and Jessica
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Speaker 2: What do you call an apology written in dots and
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Speaker 1: What do you call it an opener that doesn't work?
Speaker 1: A can't opener?
Speaker 2: Why did the catch up ask out the mayonnaise because
Speaker 2: he mustered up the courage.
Speaker 1: I'll tell as many Russian jokes as I want to.
Speaker 1: If people are annoyed by that, then Soviet.
Speaker 2: My hands just turned into satan I used hand satanizer.
Speaker 1: What is the favorite summer drink of thieves heist tea.
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Speaker 2: Now it is a pressing issue.
Speaker 1: There is music all over our bodies. We all have Organs.
Speaker 2: Why did the basketball player go to the East Coast?
Speaker 2: He needed a new jersey.
Speaker 1: I was feeling lonely recently, so I started my own
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Speaker 2: Showers used to be good at telling jokes, but not anymore.
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Speaker 1: What kind of car does a Japanese doctor drive? A cataract?
Speaker 2: Once upon a time and young man developed an itchy
Speaker 2: head that lasted for days. At his wits end, he
Speaker 2: finally visited the doctor to be checked for lice. When
Speaker 2: the examination ended, the doctor broke the news that there
Speaker 2: were no lights at all, but rather his head was
Speaker 2: infested with an army of tiny turtles. This is the
Speaker 2: story of the tortoise and the hair.
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