Speaker 1: So this is embarrassing. Had to show my husband that
Speaker 1: we had a podcast yesterday and how.
Speaker 2: To download it.
Speaker 1: So, Michael, honey, if you're listening, welcome to the podcast time.
Speaker 1: Oh and don't forget to follow the podcast too. All right,
Speaker 1: the show starts now.
Speaker 2: You know, nowadays, if you're in this business, you have
Speaker 2: to be on socials.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's like.
Speaker 2: Become part of our job.
Speaker 1: It's wearing on me, man. Yeah, I'm just like, I
Speaker 1: don't think a very interesting newson.
Speaker 3: More on me.
Speaker 2: Like ten years ago when social media was like first coming.
Speaker 1: Out, Jeff was on my Space.
Speaker 2: I can't do it to my friends? Are you kidding me?
Speaker 2: How many times I've been changed my wallpaper?
Speaker 1: Serious?
Speaker 2: But more than ever, Like Jose now spends half of
Speaker 2: his day coming up with reels for our Instagram and
Speaker 2: I'm getting endorsements.
Speaker 1: I'm meaning like free lunch today and I have a
Speaker 1: free lunch next week. I'm gonna play.
Speaker 2: Okay, you should get out. It's actually working out. It's
Speaker 2: actually working out amazing for me. Alexis, who's our social
Speaker 2: media coordinator, is working hard copying digital Jake's post onto
Speaker 2: our other accounts, which that counts. Is doing your job.
Speaker 1: You know, I have to wait for him to post them.
Speaker 4: Guys, I'm very organized.
Speaker 2: Every morning Brook logs onto her aol to check her
Speaker 2: horse stakes, so she's doing her part too. Got mail
Speaker 2: not to mention, hits.
Speaker 1: Me up there, okay, and I am you know.
Speaker 2: It, and I know I'm probably doing the most work
Speaker 2: with the song of the week. Oh wow, thank you
Speaker 2: that I'm the only one that got applause that it
Speaker 2: is hard carrying this show. My shoulders are sore from
Speaker 2: carrying every Brook. You want to come massage my shoulders,
Speaker 2: I'll strangle you if yeah, whatever it takes. That will
Speaker 2: probably go viral on TikTok too because of all that.
Speaker 2: Our fastest growing platform is TikTok right now, Jake, do
Speaker 2: you know how many followers we have at the moment.
Speaker 5: I think it's a one hundred and thirty and twenty one.
Speaker 1: But also we got a lot of love.
Speaker 2: But I'm wondering are we losing opportunities to make ourselves
Speaker 2: some quick cash, because one TikToker named Brandon Edelman is
Speaker 2: making a decent chunk of change right now with way
Speaker 2: less followers than we have. Okay, here's a clip of
Speaker 2: him explaining.
Speaker 6: How you can make money off TikTok when you hit
Speaker 6: ten thousand followers and you can join the creator fund.
Speaker 6: It all depends on how much views and likes your
Speaker 6: videos get. The bulk of your money will come through
Speaker 6: brand deals and brand sponsorship. In the last month and
Speaker 6: a half, I did a brand partnership with Amazon, Alexa,
Speaker 6: myfacesocks dot Com, and go Puff. I also did a
Speaker 6: dating show with get snack app, hosted my own event
Speaker 6: at a local bar in Philly, and created my own
Speaker 6: profile on Cameo. And between all these brand partnerships and
Speaker 6: the TikTok Creator Fund, I made ten five hundred dollars.
Speaker 1: What's junk of ship?
Speaker 2: I know? And we're not making that type of money here?
Speaker 1: Were do you heed nothing off of Well unless the
Speaker 1: salespeople are making money and pocketing it, we don't know
Speaker 1: about it.
Speaker 2: And if Brandon Edelman can do it, then we have
Speaker 2: to be able to do It's Jae, what are we
Speaker 2: doing wrong?
Speaker 5: Everything?
Speaker 2: Okay, we're gonna work on trying to make ourselves some
Speaker 2: money here, figure out what we're messing up on.
Speaker 1: Meanwhile, anybody got tips text in.
Speaker 2: Let's get into the shot collar question of the day.
Speaker 2: We have a bucket full of names. Are gonna draw
Speaker 2: one out to who gets asked the trivia question. If
Speaker 2: you answer wrong, the punishment is to be shocked while
Speaker 2: you sing a song. So text into seventy five nine
Speaker 2: too and tell us which one you'd like to hear. Jose,
Speaker 2: you're gonna draw a name out because you at the
Speaker 2: shot collar. Last, who'd you get? I got Jeff Thick Anthon.
Speaker 1: Oh okay, something different than blood though interesting.
Speaker 2: I'll put on the shot collar while that happens. Digital Jake,
Speaker 2: please read us a shot collar question of the day.
Speaker 5: The Great Resignation has been happening for months now, where
Speaker 5: people are leaving their jobs at higher rates than usual,
Speaker 5: and many listeners are hoping that people on this very.
Speaker 2: Show do the same thing.
Speaker 5: Well, A new survey asked five thousand people who quit
Speaker 5: their why, and I need you to identify the four
Speaker 5: most common answers people gave for why they left their jobs,
Speaker 5: in no particular order.
Speaker 3: First one, super easy, yeap, just don't make enough money?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Oh see, the first one I've.
Speaker 2: Working with too, manys.
Speaker 1: You guys are no I remember in our office okay
Speaker 1: when our boss said, okay, everybody's back to the office.
Speaker 1: No working from home. That's when we had a big
Speaker 1: influx of people quitting when they didn't have that work
Speaker 1: life you know balance. They couldn't work from home anymore.
Speaker 1: There was no flexibility work life balance, or like flexible hours.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I would just say hours because a lot of
Speaker 3: people hate that they can't make this show or they
Speaker 3: can't pick up their kids anymore.
Speaker 1: Long vacation. Yeah, from home if you're working like late
Speaker 1: nights or early more. So we're just having to go
Speaker 1: to the office eight to five.
Speaker 2: Okay, So I have two locked in right now. I
Speaker 2: have not enough money and you're working too many hours.
Speaker 2: Let's get the question one more time.
Speaker 1: You don't think at Okay.
Speaker 5: A new survey asked five thousand people why did you
Speaker 5: quit your job? And I have the most common responses
Speaker 5: from that question. I need you to come up with
Speaker 5: the top four. But to make sure none of you
Speaker 5: quit mid question, I'll toss you a lifeline. Tell me
Speaker 5: number between one and four, and I'll tell you what's
Speaker 5: behind it.
Speaker 2: Let's do number four. Number four was the pay sucked.
Speaker 7: Down there?
Speaker 1: I still think because you have too many hours. I
Speaker 1: think that that's different than not being able to work remotely.
Speaker 2: Yeah, aren't people sick of working remotely? Now?
Speaker 1: Though? No, three of my friends switched to jobs just work. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: I mean it's so it makes your life, like you
Speaker 1: can get things done.
Speaker 2: I feel like you get lonely, I would ask.
Speaker 1: I don't think about like your boss.
Speaker 5: Yeah, the environment, like just staff alone.
Speaker 2: Your colors have like a bad sense of fashion and
Speaker 2: like it annoys you to see.
Speaker 1: He's been calling me hobo Jim all day. You're a
Speaker 1: beanie b.
Speaker 2: We're indoors. That's okay, I've had off. Okay, so I have.
Speaker 2: You don't make enough money, you have a horrible boss,
Speaker 2: you work too many hours, and the last one isn't.
Speaker 8: I don't.
Speaker 2: I don't think the working remote is in there. I
Speaker 2: don't think people are that into.
Speaker 4: It if you're just tired of it, like the customer service.
Speaker 1: You have three friends that switch jobs but just to
Speaker 1: work remotely.
Speaker 2: But I like actually what she said before that, which
Speaker 2: was I'm tired of it, Like you don't care about
Speaker 2: your job, like you're not passionate about what you do,
Speaker 2: but you.
Speaker 5: Would be if paid more.
Speaker 2: I'm sure, Yeah, I did. That's gonna be my my
Speaker 2: last one. No, passion for the job.
Speaker 9: I don't like that.
Speaker 5: According to a survey of people who recently changed their
Speaker 5: career status, here are the top four most common reasons
Speaker 5: people are quitting their jobs. Number four was in your lifeline.
Speaker 5: That was the pay sucked. You got that correct, all right.
Speaker 5: Number three was management or your boss sucked or didn't
Speaker 5: care about your Number two was people being overworked or
Speaker 5: working long hours.
Speaker 2: And the number one quickkest job and.
Speaker 5: The number one most common reason people say they're quitting
Speaker 5: their job was they were not motivated or burnt out.
Speaker 1: Wrong God, job.
Speaker 2: That was teamwork. I like the people that I worked with.
Speaker 2: I'm gonna stick around, all right, Well that's got it right.
Speaker 2: Digital Jake's gonna get shocked, and while he does, he's
Speaker 2: going to be singing Baby one more Time by Britney Spears.
Speaker 5: My loneliness is killing me, and I must confess I still.
Speaker 2: Believe, still believe. When I'm not with you, I lose
Speaker 2: my mind. Give me a sun Baby one month moment,
Speaker 2: Color question of the.
Speaker 9: Day, Frooking Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 2: Drones delivering our Amazon boxes, rumbas sucking melted candle wax
Speaker 2: off of Jose's kitchen floor. I wish three D printed
Speaker 2: burgers that chew themselves up then jump right into our mouths.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's really gross.
Speaker 2: It's convenient, though. We're getting to the point where it
Speaker 2: seems like everything is becoming automated, and now that includes
Speaker 2: baby strollers. A Canadian baby company just unveiled their new
Speaker 2: high tech smart stroller that can actually push itself with
Speaker 2: your baby in it.
Speaker 1: That seems kind of nice, right what I mean, like, honestly,
Speaker 1: it's not that hard to push a stroller, but now
Speaker 1: you can just walk next to it and text on
Speaker 1: your phone while the baby's rolling. I can't wait for
Speaker 1: alessis the mother.
Speaker 2: Book, and they describe it as like a tesla with autopilot,
Speaker 2: but in stroller form. It's got a bunch of cameras
Speaker 2: and sensors to detect objects and navigate through its surroundings.
Speaker 2: And like, if the stroller starts to roll down the
Speaker 2: hill towards the street away from you, it can stop itself.
Speaker 1: Well, thank god, I'm I'm glad they thought to put
Speaker 1: that in there.
Speaker 2: Or a speed up. Yeah, they say it's quote meant
Speaker 2: to serve as an extra pair of eyes, extra set
Speaker 2: of hands, and it's not a replacement for a caregiver.
Speaker 2: But I think they're just being home.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean, honestly, rich people are just gonna put
Speaker 1: their babies in the stroller, go back inside, let them
Speaker 1: stroller walk around the plot on its own.
Speaker 2: It's great. You can send your newborn over to granny
Speaker 2: and Grandpa's. How just program their address into the stroller,
Speaker 2: send your kid on down the road on a twenty
Speaker 2: minute ride.
Speaker 1: Why share a stroller on the freeway.
Speaker 2: If you want one, you can pre order it online
Speaker 2: for three thousand, three hundred dollars.
Speaker 1: Celebrities, when you see their strollers, they're like ten grand
Speaker 1: under more. Yes, wild, it's like, what your business? Yes,
Speaker 1: that is exactly right.
Speaker 2: So this is the deal. Yeah, the rich people get
Speaker 2: your automated self driving baby strollers. But we also got
Speaker 2: laser stories coming up next. It's the radio segment that's
Speaker 2: trying the new TikTok challenge where you take a sleeping
Speaker 2: pill and an x slax at the same time. No,
Speaker 2: see what happens first.
Speaker 8: I don't know.
Speaker 2: We got it dja's challenge with laser stories. The segment
Speaker 2: where we read weird news stores around the globe just
Speaker 2: like everyone else does, except we have a laser and
Speaker 2: those other slime buckets. Just this first laser story is
Speaker 2: out of Los Angeles. Luis Lozano and Eric Mitchell, our
Speaker 2: former police officers, were fired after they ignored an ongoing
Speaker 2: robbery call.
Speaker 1: You can't ignore that if you're a police officer.
Speaker 2: Yeah, before you judge him, hear their excuse first. Okay,
Speaker 2: they were apparently dealing with another more serious emergency. The
Speaker 2: two cops were in the middle of snatching a coveted
Speaker 2: snorlax on the game Pokemon goes that's my favorite Pokemon.
Speaker 2: He just sleeps sounds.
Speaker 1: They're like, no, we can't go get that criminal. We're
Speaker 1: dealing with a snore laugh.
Speaker 2: A very rare Pokemon and the b oh, I.
Speaker 1: See it makes sense then. Sorry.
Speaker 2: The incident happened a few years ago, and now the
Speaker 2: pair saying it's unfair that they got fired.
Speaker 1: What is it?
Speaker 2: They say, they weren't really playing the game. They were
Speaker 2: just monitoring the Pokemon tracker app on their phones.
Speaker 1: Oh, it's not playing the game.
Speaker 2: No, they weren't actually trying to catch they were just seeing,
Speaker 2: like they watched the Pokemon. But they never threw.
Speaker 1: Their poke ball out they might as well housed I
Speaker 1: no brook, but technicalities okay.
Speaker 2: They did, however, admit to leaving their beat area later
Speaker 2: on in search of a rare tojitik Okay. Now they
Speaker 2: did end up catching that.
Speaker 1: See there you go. All the picture are like the
Speaker 1: cops from Reno nine to one one. Yeah, like going
Speaker 1: after they've reversed.
Speaker 2: Into a room. Freeze, everybody, get down. Pika Choo's around
Speaker 2: here somewhere. They also said it wasn't fair that the
Speaker 2: department listened in on their recorded conversations.
Speaker 1: However, I don't think the department's going to agree with that.
Speaker 2: A judge did not agree.
Speaker 1: Oh judge it neither.
Speaker 2: They backed the police department for firing them with calls.
Speaker 1: Oh good god, they didn't even get the snorl axe.
Speaker 2: Darn it's it's next leads the stories out of Aurora, Colorado.
Speaker 2: I know it seems like Christmas happened a while ago,
Speaker 2: but the story just came out because on the morning
Speaker 2: of December twenty fifth, a family woke up to a
Speaker 2: disturbing surprise scattered on their child's outside picnic table.
Speaker 1: Oh I smelled cool, cloud girl. Apparently their kid made
Speaker 1: the naughty list. You get yeah, colds were the only
Speaker 1: kind of naughty that's not.
Speaker 2: Also, sadly, the child's scooter was.
Speaker 1: Gone Christmas morning.
Speaker 2: Mom said that she saw what happened after watching their
Speaker 2: ring surveillance video. In the clip, an unidentified man scene
Speaker 2: walking up to the family's porch, looking around, and then
Speaker 2: dropping his pants to do his business right on the table.
Speaker 2: Assuming it was like a deer or something. He took
Speaker 2: the scooter and left, But the mom didn't want to
Speaker 2: ruin Christmas for her daughters that morning. Here's the audio
Speaker 2: of her talking about what happened. When the girls woke up,
Speaker 2: My daughter said, Mom, and don't worry.
Speaker 10: It was just the reindeer.
Speaker 11: The reindeer here and.
Speaker 1: I was like, I wish it.
Speaker 2: Then it scootered off on your scooter.
Speaker 1: Those are big droppings for a reindeer.
Speaker 2: Authorady say that if you know who did this, or
Speaker 2: if you see a middle aged man riding around on
Speaker 2: a little girl scooter, please contact.
Speaker 1: Them to get away.
Speaker 2: Car. Now I have to return that little girl scooter that.
Speaker 1: When you gotta go.
Speaker 2: This next laser story is at a fast food nation.
Speaker 2: Can this meal really be that spicy? Or is it
Speaker 2: just a clever marketing scheme. Because Arby's has a new
Speaker 2: menu item called the Diablo Dare Sandwich. I want to
Speaker 2: just because they interested, and they claim it's so hot
Speaker 2: they have to legally give you a free milkshake to
Speaker 2: go along with. So there's a brisket version of it
Speaker 2: and a chicken version.
Speaker 1: It doesn't look spicy, well does kind of on there.
Speaker 2: They both have five spicy ingredients. They come with a
Speaker 2: super spicy seasoning, ghost pepper jack, cheese dice, tolpanos, Diablo
Speaker 2: barbecue you sauce made with four types of peppers, and
Speaker 2: of course a smoking hot Diablo bun packed with chipotle
Speaker 2: pepper flakes.
Speaker 1: Yeah, baby, it looks delicious. It looks really good. I
Speaker 1: do the chicken one.
Speaker 5: It's just the ghost peppers that you worry about.
Speaker 1: Cheese dairy kind of like stabilize it.
Speaker 2: No, maybe I don't know, but like you know how
Speaker 2: the fast food companies, whenever one person comes out with something,
Speaker 2: another competitor has to do something to want at them.
Speaker 2: So you know that McDonald's or Burger King is gonna
Speaker 2: come up with an even spicier sandwich. They're gonna get
Speaker 2: three diaper with it. But this is going to be
Speaker 2: around for a limited time through February sixth, So if
Speaker 2: anybody's brave enough to try the Diabolo Dare sandwich, Alexis Jose.
Speaker 1: You should. You're diabetics, so I'll have your milkshake.
Speaker 5: There you go.
Speaker 2: We can do an eat off between the two of you.
Speaker 2: Who Ever finish most of it gets to spend three
Speaker 2: hours in the bathroom. I'm scared now.
Speaker 3: I want her to take the first.
Speaker 1: Bite and then I don't do spicy. I'll do it
Speaker 1: before Alexis. I mean, Alexis can't do pepper. Why always
Speaker 1: making spicy foods? Why is no one coming out with
Speaker 1: the doubledare bland bird?
Speaker 2: Definitely vanilla? Yeah, next laser stories out of the future
Speaker 2: of now. Flipping off a robot doesn't sound very satisfying,
Speaker 2: But the next person who cuts you off in traffic
Speaker 2: might not be a person at all. I say that
Speaker 2: because Tesla's latest full self driving beta has an option
Speaker 2: called assertive driving.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, it makes me want to get because
Speaker 1: I always thought like, if you're doing an autopilot, then
Speaker 1: we're probably gonna go the speed limit the whole time.
Speaker 2: It basically sounds like you can choose to let your
Speaker 2: car drive like a jerk. It has three profile options.
Speaker 2: The options are chilly, average, and assertive. Apparently that last
Speaker 2: option shortens your follow distance, so basically tailgate.
Speaker 1: Does it also like suddenly pop up one of those
Speaker 1: Calvin and Hobbes peenu on the back of your car
Speaker 1: as well.
Speaker 2: I don't know about that, but it does involve more
Speaker 2: frequent lane changes. It'll stay in the fast lane more
Speaker 2: often even if it's not passing anybody, and it allows
Speaker 2: for quote rolling stops.
Speaker 1: And I was gonna ask, for now, how are we
Speaker 1: not hitting a pedestrian in the.
Speaker 2: Last one's getting the most attention because it sounds like
Speaker 2: it'll roll through a stop sign if nobody's around, which
Speaker 2: obviously is illegal.
Speaker 9: Though.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 2: One guy on Twitter joke that they should have called
Speaker 2: it road rage mode. Yeah, I bet you can program
Speaker 2: to forget what the difference be merging and yielding is.
Speaker 2: I know one person I wouldn't want behind the wheel
Speaker 2: of a Tesla right now because he put it in
Speaker 2: hump mode the whole time. Nobody wants that. That means
Speaker 2: lays of stories has come to an end for the day.
Speaker 2: We'll do it again the same time on Wednesday, Brook.
Speaker 9: And Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 2: Has anybody checked their voicemails this morning? I'll answer that no,
Speaker 2: you didn't because I called all of you earlier today
Speaker 2: when I got locked out of the building this morning.
Speaker 1: Oh sorry, that's why you were related and shovel.
Speaker 8: It was.
Speaker 2: He was dark and cold out there, and I was
Speaker 2: banging on the front doors for like an hour wearing
Speaker 2: nothing but my socks and a top hat.
Speaker 1: Wait, do we not have building security?
Speaker 2: I was no, I'm asking the questions here, don't defly,
Speaker 2: because none of you answered my calls, so I had
Speaker 2: to leave you all messages, which of course nobody listened to. Luckily,
Speaker 2: my body was still slick enough to squeeze through an
Speaker 2: air duck so I could make my way into the building. Dedicated.
Speaker 2: But do you really want to know the answer to
Speaker 2: that question, Broke, I don't think you do. This is
Speaker 2: a it's a good reminder that listening to your voicemails
Speaker 2: is important because it could save lives.
Speaker 1: I just think you need to get a key card
Speaker 1: to man.
Speaker 2: I mean, okay, enough judgment. I'm just saying this is
Speaker 2: why we are going to listen to every single voicemail
Speaker 2: left for us on the loser line.
Speaker 1: I bet we got some pre slicked people on that one.
Speaker 2: It's possible. We'll play a brand new batch of messages
Speaker 2: from the best ones over the weekend coming up.
Speaker 1: Is this the right number?
Speaker 9: It's a loser line. Goodbye, Just call.
Speaker 2: Me back if you haven't heard the loser line before.
Speaker 2: It works like this. Let's say someone approaches you while
Speaker 2: you're out at the club and uses this charming pick
Speaker 2: app line on you.
Speaker 12: Hey baby, did you get those pants on sale? Because
Speaker 12: you should return them at my place. The same ms
Speaker 12: are one hundred offs off your body.
Speaker 1: Ye, yeah, we got it. Yeah, you want explain it more.
Speaker 2: Whatever you do, is this the urge to tell them
Speaker 2: to get a new dad joke? Instead, tell him you'd
Speaker 2: consider going out with him if you could bring your busty,
Speaker 2: promiscuous roommate. And that's when you give him the number
Speaker 2: of the loser line, so hopefully he leaves you an
Speaker 2: awkward voicemail that we can play on the air. Voicemail
Speaker 2: is like this one.
Speaker 13: Next message, Hey, Shery, it's done me. I just wanted
Speaker 13: to call and reach out and say I had fun
Speaker 13: hanging out with you and meeting you and stuff.
Speaker 14: You know.
Speaker 13: I know we don't know each other that well, but
Speaker 13: I could tell you have a little bit of a
Speaker 13: daring side to you. So I was thinking that maybe
Speaker 13: we could get together because my buddy owns a car
Speaker 13: wash and an automated car wash, and I've got the
Speaker 13: alarm code. So I was thinking we can maybe go
Speaker 13: there after hours and have like a thrill of like
Speaker 13: our lifetime going through it nude or whatever.
Speaker 8: It'd be fun.
Speaker 10: I'd have to turn off the hot.
Speaker 8: Wax part before we start. That could be bad though.
Speaker 8: Next message, Oh, yeah.
Speaker 1: So so painful. Worried for this man?
Speaker 2: Or does he have the greatest date night idea of
Speaker 2: all time?
Speaker 10: Next message, Rob, I know your game.
Speaker 4: I know that you were only talking to me to
Speaker 4: get to my friend. I'm not stupid, you idiot. People
Speaker 4: like you belong in the troth.
Speaker 15: You pick.
Speaker 5: Have a nice life, Rob.
Speaker 1: What pigs have she been making out?
Speaker 2: I think as a kid, her animal says machine was
Speaker 2: broken or low battery. The kid the pig goes. You
Speaker 2: never think about how that stuff could help you out
Speaker 2: later on in your life. But there's an example.
Speaker 3: It's yeah, I also like go she's calling him out
Speaker 3: for being a pigmy.
Speaker 1: He somehow gave her the loser. Yes, I don't think
Speaker 1: he wanted her or her friend.
Speaker 14: Next message, Hey, obviously you're not calling me back and
Speaker 14: I get the hint, So I guess.
Speaker 11: I should tell you now that I don't really have
Speaker 11: a size thirteenth shoe. I only said that to impress you.
Speaker 11: It's more like a ten and a half.
Speaker 4: Whatever.
Speaker 11: You're not interested, so it doesn't matter anyway. I guess
Speaker 11: i'll see you at the foot locker this weekend. I'll
Speaker 11: keep it cool, not a weirdo or anything. I mean,
Speaker 11: you're not the first lady to catch me, you know,
Speaker 11: rying about my size shoes.
Speaker 4: That is.
Speaker 11: Shoe size.
Speaker 8: Next message, Oh my god, awkward.
Speaker 2: But why do I feel like that guy is secretly
Speaker 2: a dynamo in the sack.
Speaker 1: I don't think so.
Speaker 2: Probably an adult film star even I'm just.
Speaker 1: Hoping he works at foot locker and he's not just
Speaker 1: walked in.
Speaker 2: It's like I'm a thirteen and a half. Let's get
Speaker 2: to your size and he ran away. Never mind. Remember
Speaker 2: you get the special Loser line number if you text
Speaker 2: the word loser l O s E R to seven
Speaker 2: eight five nine to two give it out to somebody
Speaker 2: who's creeping you out in the shoe store. Hopefully they
Speaker 2: can call us and leave an awkward voicemail. We can
Speaker 2: play voicemails like this one.
Speaker 16: I just want you to know I'm not a or
Speaker 16: like you think I am. Don't you know I could
Speaker 16: google this number.
Speaker 8: It's for a.
Speaker 16: Dumb radio show that I listen to. And I hope
Speaker 16: you're listening right now because I only took that much
Speaker 16: because I wanted to hook up. I'm a good person
Speaker 16: through you guys. I can't believe you allow this to happen.
Speaker 1: Yeah, oh my god, another guy who thinks so waitress
Speaker 1: wants him.
Speaker 2: Yeah, just because you're a godess doesn't mean you're a
Speaker 2: good dude.
Speaker 1: It's like I just wanted to use you. See, I'm
Speaker 1: a good guy. I dim do you well, just so
Speaker 1: I could get you in the sad.
Speaker 2: What a benevolent man. And another glowing with you from
Speaker 2: one of our loyal listeners. Yes, I listened to that
Speaker 2: dumb show.
Speaker 9: Scoo.
Speaker 8: Sarah.
Speaker 7: I I just wanted to finally call you, and I
Speaker 7: guess you're busy right now or whatever, but hey, I
Speaker 7: had to tell you that you have just the most
Speaker 7: beautiful smile, like it is. I mean, it's perfect, and
Speaker 7: I should know. You know, my my mom was a dentist,
Speaker 7: So I've just grown up with a real appreciation for
Speaker 7: a woman with a healthy mouth. You know, a well
Speaker 7: manacured smile. You know that that gticulation if you're it's
Speaker 7: just it really does it for me, you know, like, yeah, I.
Speaker 1: Didn't hear one thing he said.
Speaker 2: I couldn't.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's him. It was he was racing something really hard.
Speaker 2: Yeah, let's just move on from that clip forever.
Speaker 1: What did he say? Does anyone know.
Speaker 2: She had a great smile, Denis, She had a great smile,
Speaker 2: and he loves a good mouth. Remember you can listen
Speaker 2: to The Loser Line regularly at this time every week
Speaker 2: on all of our affiliates around North America. You can
Speaker 2: also find us on Spotify at Brook and Jeffrey phone
Speaker 2: taps coming up.
Speaker 9: Next brooking Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 2: When you think of your top three life moments that
Speaker 2: you'll remember forever, there's the day you got married, the
Speaker 2: day your child's born, and of course the day you
Speaker 2: realize that your car got towed. Oh that's happened.
Speaker 1: I've had that happened many times.
Speaker 2: Well, oh my god, it might not be normally, but
Speaker 2: it is going to be top three for this guy,
Speaker 2: because even though his BMW didn't really get taken, I
Speaker 2: promise you he's never gonna forget the prank phone call
Speaker 2: from our own jose Belanyo call in from his cot
Speaker 2: yard cell phone to let him know, Hey, come get
Speaker 2: your dumb car, you idiot, and then the conversation gets
Speaker 2: even worse from there. You're gonna hear it in your phone.
Speaker 2: Tap right now. Another on the twenties.
Speaker 1: Hello, this is David.
Speaker 3: Hey David, my name is Chuck from towing. Are you
Speaker 3: the owner of a black BMW X five Yeah, license
Speaker 3: plate five six to one.
Speaker 8: I don't really know my license plate off the top
Speaker 8: of my head.
Speaker 3: All right, Well, what you're probably gonna want to come
Speaker 3: down and get your car out. Man, it's gonna cost
Speaker 3: you two hundred and sixty bucks.
Speaker 8: Excuse me, what's going on here?
Speaker 3: I just told you we have your car, so come
Speaker 3: down and pick it up, and we're gonna be up
Speaker 3: until six. If not, it'll be walked.
Speaker 4: Into the No.
Speaker 8: No, no, dude, due, dude, that's impossible. I'm parked at work.
Speaker 8: My car's out here.
Speaker 3: Correction, it's over here. Now it's in my lot.
Speaker 8: No, it's at my work. We've got like a secure garage.
Speaker 8: I was in parked down the street.
Speaker 3: Well, someone called us and said that your car was
Speaker 3: over the line by a few inches. And whoa, technically
Speaker 3: that's a violate.
Speaker 8: Park over the line one time and I get told
Speaker 8: for it.
Speaker 3: Oh, here's a sob story. Here we go.
Speaker 8: Why the hell didn't anyone call me?
Speaker 3: Come on, man? And the people who called this that
Speaker 3: it wasn't the first time. Apparently I've done this a
Speaker 3: handful of times, and they say that whenever they've talked
Speaker 3: to you, you've actually been kind of an a hole.
Speaker 3: And look between you and me, I can kind of
Speaker 3: get that read too.
Speaker 8: Oh whoa, whoa, whoa. Oh, you don't know me. You
Speaker 8: can't say that I'm an hole.
Speaker 3: I mean, you drive a beamer hugely right there, screamed
Speaker 3: the d bags.
Speaker 8: What the do you drive?
Speaker 3: I drive the truck that's towing away your car right now.
Speaker 8: Wait, it's towing it right now. I'm coming down, then
Speaker 8: you can it right now?
Speaker 3: Yeah, Well I asked you to come down, genius, So
Speaker 3: that's probably what you should do.
Speaker 8: You're the one who told me it was locked up.
Speaker 8: Your genius.
Speaker 15: You can't talk to people like this.
Speaker 3: All right. I've talked to dudes like you before, right,
Speaker 3: usually small packaged guys that are insecure about their manhood. WHOA,
Speaker 3: I get it, dude, you're frustrated.
Speaker 8: Oh you get it. You get that. I'm frustrated.
Speaker 15: Yes, do you you want to talk about a small package?
Speaker 15: How about you want to see you want to see
Speaker 15: the small package up close?
Speaker 3: You want me to see her small package up close?
Speaker 6: Dude?
Speaker 3: What are you coming on to me?
Speaker 15: No, I'm not coming No, I'm saying I'm gonna come
Speaker 15: down there and I'm gonna beat the out of you, all.
Speaker 3: Right with your small package? So I'm not I'm not like,
Speaker 3: what is it like a Q tip.
Speaker 15: With the you're the one who brought up a small packe.
Speaker 15: I'm referencing what you said, so.
Speaker 3: You're confirming that your package is small, and then you're
Speaker 3: gonna come here and use it again.
Speaker 15: Forget the package stuff, you know what I mean. I'm
Speaker 15: I'm gonna come down there and I'm gonna kick out
Speaker 15: of you.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm really scared. I'll look out for the guy
Speaker 3: with no bulge, who's like you?
Speaker 15: It with you?
Speaker 8: What is your toe company call?
Speaker 3: It's called Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning, And well,
Speaker 3: that's our sponsor. Do you ever listen to that show?
Speaker 15: It's a radio show, your sponsor, it's your company's call.
Speaker 3: I'm just saying there's a guy on it named Jose.
Speaker 3: He's got a really small package too. You should probably
Speaker 3: meet him.
Speaker 8: I don't care.
Speaker 15: About some guy Jose in a small package. Well that
Speaker 15: that's me.
Speaker 3: You don't care about me?
Speaker 8: Wait wait, wait, wait you're me? What did you just
Speaker 8: say to me?
Speaker 3: This is actually Jose from the radio show. I was
Speaker 3: just talking about Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning. We're
Speaker 3: doing a phone tap on you. Man, What is going on?
Speaker 3: Take a deep brass. Your coworker Jason set you up.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, I got a note on.
Speaker 3: Your car the other day. Someone called you a jerk
Speaker 3: for parking over the line a little bit. You wanted
Speaker 3: us a message, you dude.
Speaker 15: Oh, I'm gonna kill you with the small What was
Speaker 15: with so many all the small package?
Speaker 3: When you got a small package like me, we can
Speaker 3: tell others. Okay, don't lie to meybody, I just hearing
Speaker 3: your voice. We both got small ones.
Speaker 8: Okay, okay, yeah, you got an ear for a small.
Speaker 3: You know how they say good things come in small packages.
Speaker 3: We're great things.
Speaker 8: Bro, I'm not a part of this club. This is
Speaker 8: not a bonding moment.
Speaker 1: For saying it.
Speaker 3: I just want you to admit I'm not the only one.
Speaker 8: I'm sorry.
Speaker 1: Bro.
Speaker 9: The week up every morning was fum taps weekday mornings
Speaker 9: on the twenties, Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 2: Maybe it's just me, but I feel like whenever I'm
Speaker 2: out in the world, it's a huge conversation changer. The
Speaker 2: moment I tell someone I actually host a radio show. Yeah,
Speaker 2: you guys get that too.
Speaker 1: People are always really interested in what that looks.
Speaker 10: Like a job.
Speaker 2: Everyone to me is like, whoa, Really, you don't seem
Speaker 2: good at talking in real life.
Speaker 1: Well, your coworkers say that too.
Speaker 2: Well, that all might be true, saying our jobs are
Speaker 2: definite attention grabbers when we bring them up, but it's
Speaker 2: nothing compared to the woman that we call today, because
Speaker 2: when we found out what she does for a living,
Speaker 2: everyone in the room stopped and wanted to know every
Speaker 2: single detail. You're gonna understand why when you hear it
Speaker 2: in your second date update right after this second date update.
Speaker 2: Occasionally we check back in with callers months after they
Speaker 2: come on the show to see how their relationship is going.
Speaker 1: I love when we do that.
Speaker 2: We call it a second date update update. Yeah, but
Speaker 2: today we're doing something kind of new. We have a
Speaker 2: second date update update update. That's a triple update.
Speaker 1: I feel now we're getting clingy, can you know what
Speaker 1: I mean? Like, can't we just let people live their
Speaker 1: lives at some point, Jeff, it's.
Speaker 2: Like second update Square. No, we want to be as
Speaker 2: deeply involved in our listeners' lives as possible with them.
Speaker 2: We're doing a update today. Yeah, a few of those
Speaker 2: different meaning though, But seriously, one of our listeners, Anthony,
Speaker 2: reached out to us again. So first of all, Anthony,
Speaker 2: welcome back to the show.
Speaker 10: Hey guys, thanks for having me. Yeah.
Speaker 1: I having a hard time placing with Anthony what you
Speaker 1: were on before.
Speaker 2: So last time Anthony was on, you were dating a
Speaker 2: woman named Mallory, and you guys were saying that you
Speaker 2: were happy together, but she was having you pay for
Speaker 2: a lot of her and her friend's activities.
Speaker 3: Oh.
Speaker 1: I kind of remember this, and we're like, oh, she's
Speaker 1: using you and then you're like, no, she's hot. Is
Speaker 1: that am I remembering?
Speaker 13: Right?
Speaker 10: That's pretty close.
Speaker 2: No, Mallory, it's just you today, Anthony. What's going on?
Speaker 10: H So with Mallory? I ran out of money?
Speaker 1: Oh wait broke? What?
Speaker 2: Just go get a bank loan?
Speaker 15: Man?
Speaker 1: Did she wait? Did she leave you?
Speaker 9: Well?
Speaker 10: Yeah, she basically dropped me after I stopped paying for
Speaker 10: everything for her and her friends.
Speaker 1: Alexis good, right, I see where she's coming from, Like, you.
Speaker 2: Go, girl, that sucks, man, But it sounds like you're
Speaker 2: better off.
Speaker 1: Without that, which I think told you so Yeah.
Speaker 10: I think so.
Speaker 2: Okay, So is that it?
Speaker 1: Well, guess if you went on at a date with
Speaker 1: another person that you're interested in.
Speaker 10: Yes, that has been happening.
Speaker 2: Okay, who's the new girl?
Speaker 10: I found a new woman named Lisa.
Speaker 1: Okay, all right, and what do you like about her?
Speaker 10: Well, the first thing that stands out to me about
Speaker 10: her I find fascinating is that she does private security
Speaker 10: detail for celebrity whoa wow.
Speaker 2: One of your employees. Amazing. Let's get was that was
Speaker 2: that like right there on her dating profile?
Speaker 10: No, that's just something that came out after But she
Speaker 10: won't tell me who these clients are and that's what
Speaker 10: I'm always trying to get out of it.
Speaker 2: That's just good at her job at least. Yeah, privacy.
Speaker 1: Okay, So have you guys been on one date? Two dates?
Speaker 1: Were yet?
Speaker 8: We just got out one?
Speaker 1: Okay?
Speaker 2: I mean, how did it go?
Speaker 10: It went pretty well.
Speaker 8: I mean.
Speaker 10: Another thing that I thought was pretty funny is one
Speaker 10: thing I did see on her profile is there's like
Speaker 10: an ad that comes up on people's profiles that says
Speaker 10: today's high flyer of the week, like when they're getting
Speaker 10: a lot of action.
Speaker 8: I guess that's what they call it.
Speaker 1: App that's funny.
Speaker 2: Is that a good thing for you or a red flag?
Speaker 10: Jury's out on that, but I mean I I was
Speaker 10: calling her the high flyer as as a joke though.
Speaker 1: Is that something that she puts on her profile or
Speaker 1: is it something that the app does automatically? Sorry, I'm
Speaker 1: an idiot when it comes to apps.
Speaker 10: Yeah, I think the app does that if you're really
Speaker 10: popular on the app.
Speaker 2: That's another interesting talking point though, to bring up on
Speaker 2: the date, like how did it go? Good?
Speaker 10: At first, I couldn't tell if she was going to
Speaker 10: be a real person or not, but she was exactly
Speaker 10: how she described herself.
Speaker 1: So she's real pretty, is what you're saying.
Speaker 10: Yeah, yeah, well she's pretty casual. She showed up in
Speaker 10: Gucci sweats, a tupac cootie.
Speaker 2: Okay, she doesn't have a sense of styles.
Speaker 10: It's kind of cute, but I thought it was pretty
Speaker 10: cool and we did have fun. She talked a lot
Speaker 10: about this charity work she does, so she's really big
Speaker 10: on giving back to a community, and I was able
Speaker 10: to relate because I was just in involved with a
Speaker 10: charity with my ex girlfriend and her friends.
Speaker 1: So I say that, Yeah, is that how you brought
Speaker 1: it up?
Speaker 10: No, I made that joke and then failed to go
Speaker 10: to further detail about it with their books.
Speaker 1: Okay, okay, okay, so we didn't even ask what were
Speaker 1: you guys doing? Were you drinking? Eating? What was the
Speaker 1: date about?
Speaker 10: Yeah, we got a couple of drinks. We went to
Speaker 10: a happy hour.
Speaker 1: Okay, So it's chill. So that's why she could wear
Speaker 1: the sweatshirt in the sweatpants. I see you budgeting.
Speaker 8: Idea.
Speaker 10: I think she wanted to see me in the daylight.
Speaker 2: Did you feel like you had a good connection with her?
Speaker 7: Though?
Speaker 10: I did, but yeah, I could definitely tell why she
Speaker 10: is the high flyer because her phone keeps buzzing the
Speaker 10: whole time we're together. I have a suspicion that she's
Speaker 10: definitely talking to more guys than just me.
Speaker 9: Yeah.
Speaker 2: Probably, I mean, Jose, if you were out on a
Speaker 2: date with someone who was a high flyer, is that
Speaker 2: a red flag to you?
Speaker 3: No, I would just be happy that I'm on a date.
Speaker 2: You're buying a ticket onto that point.
Speaker 1: Maybe she wants to take step off the fast plane
Speaker 1: move on to the slope plane with him.
Speaker 2: And I'm definitely overall though, how do you think the
Speaker 2: first date went good?
Speaker 13: Bad?
Speaker 10: I think it went good, okay. I was hoping that
Speaker 10: we're gonna go on another date. But her responses are
Speaker 10: a little spotty.
Speaker 2: I don't know, and I don't know if you did
Speaker 2: this or not, but did you ever point out, hey,
Speaker 2: your phone is buzzing a lot, or youre getting a lot
Speaker 2: of dudes trying to hit you up right now?
Speaker 10: Come across as weirdly, I didn't think that would be
Speaker 10: a good style on my fire.
Speaker 8: I played it cool.
Speaker 10: I played it cool. It was, it was just slightly
Speaker 10: up inside.
Speaker 2: They seem to have answers. Let's find out what Lisa
Speaker 2: has to say for herself, we're gonna call the high
Speaker 2: flyer directly, maybe as well off what's on her chart
Speaker 2: your second date update right after this.
Speaker 13: Date.
Speaker 2: Imagine being out with someone you're very interested in and
Speaker 2: finding out that they do security detail for the rich
Speaker 2: and famous, but they won't tell you who. Not only
Speaker 2: that they're a verified high flyer on the dating app
Speaker 2: where you met them.
Speaker 1: Which means that they get a lot of action.
Speaker 2: Yeah, they're on the front page. Yeah, I don't know,
Speaker 2: someone just paid the feature.
Speaker 1: That or something.
Speaker 2: And they wear Gucci sweats with Tupac hoodies to first
Speaker 2: dates like it's no big deal.
Speaker 1: I mean they're cool for me personally.
Speaker 2: This is a very interesting second date call because, like
Speaker 2: jose said before, I really hope that she actually answers
Speaker 2: us because we don't get to talk to people like
Speaker 2: this very often.
Speaker 1: Because he cannot be the one that also like pries
Speaker 1: into who the celebrities are she works for. He just
Speaker 1: asks why. I know he already didn't want the date.
Speaker 1: She didn't want to answer her.
Speaker 3: But if she's like standing there to Kim Kardashian right
Speaker 3: now is like I can't talk.
Speaker 2: I mean, we do want a lot of answers from her,
Speaker 2: but the main thing we want to know is why
Speaker 2: she's not going out with Anthony. That's true because this
Speaker 2: is a very unique type of woman and Anthony. The
Speaker 2: best part is she hasn't made you pay for anything
Speaker 2: yet either, but you are willing to yes.
Speaker 1: Wait, oh yeah, wait you paid for the date though, right, Anthony,
Speaker 1: you paid for happy hour?
Speaker 8: Yeah?
Speaker 10: I paid for the date at the bar, but it
Speaker 10: wasn't like with Mallory. I wasn't paying for a parking
Speaker 10: and right, you.
Speaker 1: Know the last girl you're on the show with.
Speaker 2: Okay, but you'll pay for parking on the second date
Speaker 2: at least. Let's let's call her and try and figure
Speaker 2: out where that's going to be and if she'll go
Speaker 2: out with you. Here we go. Hello, Hey is this Lisa?
Speaker 4: Yes?
Speaker 2: It is Hey Lisa. What's up? You're on the radio
Speaker 2: right now with Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 1: Welcome to the show, Lisa.
Speaker 4: Oh hi, I guess I can't project us.
Speaker 2: If you haven't heard us before. We're low key Bougie,
Speaker 2: the lowest key. I feel like.
Speaker 1: He's wearing a free show shirt.
Speaker 4: Okay, what is this all about? I don't get it.
Speaker 2: Well, we're one of those weird shows that helps listeners
Speaker 2: with their dating lives. When they go out with someone
Speaker 2: and they're not getting a return callback, we reach out
Speaker 2: and try and help figure out the reason why.
Speaker 4: Uh okay, I know.
Speaker 2: Pretty pathetic on our part, but people were get paid
Speaker 2: to do it.
Speaker 1: Thanks Jeff. I kind of like this segment.
Speaker 2: But I like it too. My parents are really ashamed
Speaker 2: of it. But that's not it's not about us. We're
Speaker 2: trying to ask about you and your relationship with a
Speaker 2: guy named Anthony.
Speaker 1: Oh okay, you guys went to a happy hour?
Speaker 4: Yeah we did.
Speaker 2: Okay, pretty great guy, huh.
Speaker 4: I mean yeah, he's a nice guy, good looking.
Speaker 1: Oh what was your like thoughts on the date?
Speaker 4: I mean it was really chill. We just had a
Speaker 4: couple of drinks at happy hour and it was just
Speaker 4: a date.
Speaker 1: Oh okay, nothing to write home about.
Speaker 2: Okay. I mean, was there any like big red flags
Speaker 2: to you for why you're not going out with him again?
Speaker 2: Because he said he's been trying to organize a second
Speaker 2: meet up and it's not quite happening.
Speaker 4: I mean no, there weren't any red flags when we
Speaker 4: were sitting there talking. I mean, He was very interesting.
Speaker 4: He was interested in me, asked me a lot of questions.
Speaker 2: Can I offer something up that he told us? Because sure,
Speaker 2: he said, he was worried he may have offended you
Speaker 2: by prying too much into your job because he found
Speaker 2: out you help organize security for big time celebrities.
Speaker 4: Oh my gosh, yeah, I just made that up to
Speaker 4: sound in Wait.
Speaker 3: What oh man, I was interested even.
Speaker 2: We were prepared with all these questions to try and
Speaker 2: get you to reveal who you do security for.
Speaker 1: Usually when somebody lies on a date, there's like shame
Speaker 1: and stuff. You're laughing like a joke to you.
Speaker 4: Well, I couldn't tell him what my real job is.
Speaker 2: What can you tell us your real job?
Speaker 4: I guess at this point, if I'm not going to
Speaker 4: see him again and share, I'll tell you what my
Speaker 4: real job is.
Speaker 2: What do you do?
Speaker 4: So I am actually part owner of the dating site?
Speaker 1: Wait wait, Anthony.
Speaker 4: Yeah, some friends had the idea and we were just
Speaker 4: talking about stuff and it's just an idea. Well, they
Speaker 4: moved forward and they asked if I wanted to be
Speaker 4: an early investor, and so let's do it, and it
Speaker 4: just kind.
Speaker 15: Of blew up.
Speaker 1: So it says when it says high flyer on your
Speaker 1: dating app, that just means like CEO or something pretty much.
Speaker 4: I mean, we were looking for trying to like do
Speaker 4: a feature like on the app, and I just said
Speaker 4: I'll do it. I'm single, I don't care about the
Speaker 4: attention whatever.
Speaker 1: Wow, market research apparently it makes an impact.
Speaker 4: I guess.
Speaker 2: So okay, so wait, why did.
Speaker 1: You just tell him that you were the app owner?
Speaker 4: Well, to be honest, I go on a lot of dates,
Speaker 4: and I mean essentially I would tell people what the
Speaker 4: deal is, but also it would be a little creepy.
Speaker 4: I would think in the beginning, we're trying to help.
Speaker 2: Him figure out what's the reason that you're not going
Speaker 2: out again. That's what he's confused about. Okay, okay, is
Speaker 2: it so many men? Just so many men you can't
Speaker 2: choose one?
Speaker 4: No, No, that is not the reason. So as an admin,
Speaker 4: I can tell that he's been messaging other women, and
Speaker 4: when we are on a date and talking, he told
Speaker 4: me in conversation that it was just him and I talking.
Speaker 1: That feels like invasion.
Speaker 4: Musten when you check off on the agreement. I mean,
Speaker 4: it says any co founder or manager can monitor your
Speaker 4: account in your activities so well in my right.
Speaker 8: To do that.
Speaker 2: That's crazy and.
Speaker 4: It just proves that men are pigs.
Speaker 2: Anthony, What do you think about here and all that?
Speaker 4: Wow?
Speaker 10: Hi, Lisa?
Speaker 2: Yeah, because oh I forgot to tell you, Lisa, it's
Speaker 2: down way way deep in our agreement when you come
Speaker 2: on the phone listening. Okay, oh wow, you're super chill.
Speaker 10: I'm a little shocked, but I totally understand like that
Speaker 10: you can that why you had to put that in
Speaker 10: your profile and.
Speaker 1: Then feels like the last time you were on the show,
Speaker 1: like you just agree with women no matter what they
Speaker 1: do to you. If woman's been light, she like invaded
Speaker 1: your privacy and you're just chill still you brother?
Speaker 10: So wait a second. You could actually go into my
Speaker 10: app and see all the messages, like everything that I've
Speaker 10: ever written on there?
Speaker 4: Yes I can.
Speaker 1: I know. I know Anthony's thinking of like three things said.
Speaker 2: Hope you keep a PG on our money. I'll tell
Speaker 2: you know she cares.
Speaker 10: You can't see pictures, right, Yes.
Speaker 2: I can, so you can zoom in on them too.
Speaker 10: I don't know if you'll have to zoom in.
Speaker 1: Yeah, why do I doubt that? I doubt that A
Speaker 1: bad path does that mean that you weren't talking to
Speaker 1: anybody else either, because.
Speaker 4: I mean, yeah, I'm talking to some people.
Speaker 8: Oh, I was honest about that.
Speaker 4: On the dates, he implied that I was the only
Speaker 4: person he was talking to.
Speaker 2: But you wouldn't have cared.
Speaker 1: If he said, but see that. Why why did you
Speaker 1: say that, Anthony?
Speaker 10: Well, you're the only person that I've met on the
Speaker 10: app that I actually like and respect.
Speaker 2: Oh you don't respect.
Speaker 1: You don't respect any other person you're talking about? Well,
Speaker 1: what good?
Speaker 15: I mean?
Speaker 10: I came out wrong, baby, But you're the only one
Speaker 10: I have really found interested in, and I haven't met
Speaker 10: anybody like you, whether it was on the app or not.
Speaker 4: Well, I have your profile pulled up right now, and
Speaker 4: it looks like that you're trying to set up something
Speaker 4: with somebody named Clarissa.
Speaker 2: Oh expect Lisa. You said a little bit jealous of that,
Speaker 2: even I don't.
Speaker 4: Know about jealous. But look, I would have been totally
Speaker 4: fine if he had said, yeah, I'm talking to other
Speaker 4: people too. I get it. It's not a big deal.
Speaker 10: I'm blocking I'm blocking Clarissa right now.
Speaker 9: Wow.
Speaker 1: It just sounds like you need to be truthful about everything.
Speaker 2: Another app definitely. Something is happening here for sure, and
Speaker 2: it feels good. It does feel good, And I'd like
Speaker 2: to offer to send you guys out on another date
Speaker 2: that we will pay for once once.
Speaker 10: Again, Can I just reiterate that I'm serious. You are
Speaker 10: the only one I've taken serious that I've met on there,
Speaker 10: and I'm really hoping that you're going.
Speaker 7: To say yes.
Speaker 1: That's cute.
Speaker 4: Well, that's very sweet, Anthony, I appreciate that. Yeah, I mean,
Speaker 4: I'm a yes. I would say yes, start over, fresh slate,
Speaker 4: start from the beginning. Now that everything's on the table,
Speaker 4: we start.
Speaker 2: Over, okay, And we also have fourteen other guys who
Speaker 2: want to know if you'll go out with them. What
Speaker 2: would you like to say to them?
Speaker 4: Well, I mean, if I'm being honest, I am still
Speaker 4: talking to other guys some of our side for me.
Speaker 2: But how many of those guys do you respect?
Speaker 9: All right?
Speaker 2: Well, more research with the second day on our bill,
Speaker 2: We're gonna pay for it, okayd Before you go, can
Speaker 2: you force matches because there's a couple of girls that
Speaker 2: aren't responding to.
Speaker 1: Me that I'm wondering that's creepy, that's a hard no.
Speaker 2: Jeffrey in the morning. You know, the thing that I'm
Speaker 2: coming to terms with is we just have to get
Speaker 2: it through our heads that people lie on dates. Yes,
Speaker 2: it can be small, little white lies or big giant ones,
Speaker 2: but people do it all the time, whether it's to
Speaker 2: make themselves look better or for whatever reason, and we.
Speaker 1: Don't all have the access to fact check them like
Speaker 1: she did.
Speaker 2: Yeah. I mean, and it's not so much if you lie,
Speaker 2: it's what you lie about that's really important. She lied
Speaker 2: about what her job was out of boredom from all
Speaker 2: the dates that she goes on. Key lies, saying that
Speaker 2: she was the only girl that he was talking to
Speaker 2: on the dating app and she found out that was untrue.
Speaker 1: Why would he even offer it up?
Speaker 9: Don't you know?
Speaker 2: Like, just don't it sounds like one of those nice
Speaker 2: lies that you tell someone that they're the only one
Speaker 2: that you like.
Speaker 1: It's like, I never do this when you know that
Speaker 1: that person always does it.
Speaker 3: You're really good at it.
Speaker 2: But I do feel like society has really progressed because
Speaker 2: they were both totally okay with each other's lies.
Speaker 1: In the end, we put each other out.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's how lies work. Yes, right, Yes, no matter
Speaker 2: what no, Lie, you can always email the show for help.
Speaker 2: We're willing to call that person wasn't calling you back.
Speaker 2: It's Brook and Jeffrey in the.
Speaker 9: Morning, brooking Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 2: Bad luck breaking a mirror. Good luck breaking a mirror
Speaker 2: because you flex too hard. Perfect, Okay, I'm perfect. Bad
Speaker 2: luck seeing a black cat. Good luck seeing a black
Speaker 2: cat in a tiny romper.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, it's like a life goal now, so cute.
Speaker 2: Bad luck missing your freeway exit, good luck The next
Speaker 2: exit is Disneyland.
Speaker 9: Ya.
Speaker 2: Bad luck missing out on a possible love connection in
Speaker 2: a person that you met.
Speaker 1: Oh no, I don't need to scream.
Speaker 2: For getting away, but good luck. A morning radio show
Speaker 2: founded online and it's going to read it on the air,
Speaker 2: So who knows, Maybe we'll bring some good luck to
Speaker 2: a person out there listening when we read brand new
Speaker 2: edition of Misconnections coming up, Cuty Misconnections. That was me
Speaker 2: staring there's only two places to find true love and
Speaker 2: this world. One is inside the abandoned pharmacy in front
Speaker 2: of the lotions and hemorrhoid cream. Oh can you apply
Speaker 2: this for me?
Speaker 6: Please?
Speaker 2: The others on the pages of craigslist dot Org, we
Speaker 2: scoured that website every week to find the best that
Speaker 2: Misconnections has to offer, like this. One's first misconnection is
Speaker 2: titled you made me bigger at brunch and for a woman?
Speaker 1: Please tell me it's because you ate a lot of pancakes.
Speaker 2: Please, He says. I was on my third mimosa chatting
Speaker 2: with my girlfriend when I saw you.
Speaker 1: Oh man, already not starting with yeah.
Speaker 2: You and your curvy figure walked in the door with
Speaker 2: the confidence of Janet Jackson at a Super Bowl halftime show.
Speaker 1: That's actually quite the compliment.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I couldn't help but stare as you sat down
Speaker 2: at the table next to us, and I could tell
Speaker 2: right away that you were an instant upgrade. Oh bruno
Speaker 2: out to the girlfriend next to him. If you're wondering
Speaker 2: who I was, you couldn't miss me. I was the
Speaker 2: dude with the backwards blue hat and the tank top
Speaker 2: that said I flexed and the sleeves exploded.
Speaker 1: Oh wow.
Speaker 2: I wanted to check you out so hard, but I
Speaker 2: didn't want my girlfriend to notice. Oh yeah, so I reached.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's nothing like a guy flexing while drinking mimosas,
Speaker 1: so I usually go.
Speaker 2: To reposition my chair so your face was right over
Speaker 2: my sweetheart's right shoulder. It was a very James Bond
Speaker 2: esque move, if I do say so. Yeah, And every
Speaker 2: time you got up to go to the buffet, I
Speaker 2: made sure I got up too. At one point I
Speaker 2: told you, Wow, those biscuits are hardy. I'd be really
Speaker 2: happy with those. And guess what, Yeah, I didn't mean
Speaker 2: the biscuits on your plate.
Speaker 1: Thank you for explaining.
Speaker 2: I was about to fist bump you over your summer
Speaker 2: sausage selection, but I could tell my girlfriend was staring,
Speaker 2: so instead I turned away and began fingering the strawberries
Speaker 2: so she wouldn't be suspicious.
Speaker 1: I don't have a girlfriend, dude.
Speaker 2: She just looks, She looks over. What's he doing? Oh
Speaker 2: he's just knuckled deep in the Strawberrea, that's his favorite. Okay.
Speaker 2: I'd love to have you in my starting lineup and
Speaker 2: put my girlfriend on the bench. Oh if that works
Speaker 2: for you, Holla back. Girl that's signed chober In is shober.
Speaker 1: I would say I appreciate his appreciation for a girl
Speaker 1: who loves the buffet, though, Yeah, because as one of
Speaker 1: those ladies go up for thirds.
Speaker 2: That's a swipe right from Brook. This next misconnection is
Speaker 2: titled you saw the darkness in My beauty and I
Speaker 2: Saw the beauty in your darkness. A Woman for Man
Speaker 2: twenty eight wedding. Uh oh wait, it says I met
Speaker 2: you yesterday at my friend's goth wedding reception. There's the
Speaker 2: darkness you were hanging out over by the black skull
Speaker 2: and crossbones wedding cake.
Speaker 1: Dude's pretty sick.
Speaker 2: I was the girl with the red corset and the
Speaker 2: full white out contact lenses, so my irises looked sleep pale.
Speaker 2: Your sullen mood intrigued me, so I walked over to
Speaker 2: you without making eye contact and muttered, I hate this wedding.
Speaker 2: You replied, I know, isn't it beautiful?
Speaker 1: Do they just play like death metal on the dance
Speaker 1: floor too?
Speaker 3: It sounds like it's like a giant panic in the
Speaker 3: disco music video.
Speaker 1: Oh okay, yeah, Anyway, at.
Speaker 2: That point our eyes met, and I felt the shadows
Speaker 2: of a thousand years envelop my soul and take my
Speaker 2: youth hostage.
Speaker 11: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Wait, that's a good thing, right, I.
Speaker 2: Think she's turned on. At that moment, the DJ played
Speaker 2: the song Cha Cha Slide and you You asked if
Speaker 2: I wanted to dance.
Speaker 1: I love it. I love the golf wedding still like
Speaker 1: the chaw you think it's like remix myself.
Speaker 2: I agreed, and soon we were hands in hand doing
Speaker 2: the Devil's Spider Web on the dance floor. While DJ
Speaker 2: Casper shouted instructions at us, I yelled in your ear,
Speaker 2: pretend we're dead zombies when we slide to the left.
Speaker 5: I love people.
Speaker 2: When you agreed, I pledged to you right there that
Speaker 2: I would catch the bouquet of dead roses for our
Speaker 2: future children. But then suddenly you said you had to leave.
Speaker 2: Oh no, was I moving too fast? Or did my
Speaker 2: spiked dog collar catch you in the wrong spot when
Speaker 2: I dove between your legs?
Speaker 9: Oh?
Speaker 6: Ouch?
Speaker 2: All I know is this I'm an angel seeking chaos
Speaker 2: and you're my demon seeking anarchy. Let's meet tomorrow evening
Speaker 2: at seven pm inside the Jack in the Box. We
Speaker 2: can discuss our dark future over some seasoned curly fries.
Speaker 1: I feel like this guy needs to get back to her.
Speaker 1: I mean, how many options does he have for dark angels?
Speaker 2: Is there a lot of us that signed Genova? I
Speaker 2: like this next misconnection is titled I was nervous to
Speaker 2: say hi, but I did it, and it was wonderful.
Speaker 2: Man for woman nineteen shopping mall his first He says,
Speaker 2: I was heading over to Builds Bear when I walked
Speaker 2: by your kioska. You were the brown haired beauty selling
Speaker 2: bedazzled phone cases.
Speaker 1: I've seen her.
Speaker 2: Yeah, Normally i'd be nervous to approach a woman like you,
Speaker 2: but I just purchased an affliction T shirt and the
Speaker 2: salesperson said it would raise my confidence by at least
Speaker 2: twelve percent.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 2: Boy, so I sauntered up and smiled. But before I
Speaker 2: could even say hi, you began complaining about your job.
Speaker 2: You told me the phone case kiosk was a huge
Speaker 2: downgrade from the Crocs kiosk you worked out last week.
Speaker 1: Oh for sure, those things sell themselves.
Speaker 2: Yeah. And then, right as we began to vibe, a
Speaker 2: mall security guy rudely interrupted us and asked if we
Speaker 2: saw two chubby kids walk by with a stolen tiki
Speaker 2: head bubble machine.
Speaker 10: I wish or I would have taken a picture.
Speaker 2: Sounds awesome. You shrugged and said I don't know, probably,
Speaker 2: and then you pointed in the direction of the food court.
Speaker 2: He scooted off on his patrol segue while we laughed
Speaker 2: and mocked adults ride on motorized carts.
Speaker 1: You come after those adults.
Speaker 2: Eventually you told me your break was coming up and
Speaker 2: agreed to meet me for a Jamba juice, but you
Speaker 2: never showed.
Speaker 9: Oh no.
Speaker 2: I even went back to your kiosk and there was
Speaker 2: a sign up saying probably gone for a long time,
Speaker 2: So I guess I couldn't wait around anyway. Hit me up.
Speaker 2: That's signed Hunter Hunter.
Speaker 1: Love can be hard man. You stay hopeful out there.
Speaker 2: Those are your Cigslist misconnections. It's Brook and Jeffrey in
Speaker 2: the morning.
Speaker 9: Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 2: Brooke going for your second win in a row today,
Speaker 2: and you're gonna be playing somebody who is a first
Speaker 2: timer to win Brooks Bucks. Her name's Mariah from Olympia.
Speaker 1: Hello Mariah, Hey, okay, you sound chill, Maria.
Speaker 2: It says on my phone. We're gonna hear that you're
Speaker 2: working on an invention idea? Yes, what is it?
Speaker 11: Well, without thanks, it's basically just like an improved version.
Speaker 12: Of a pregnancy test that is more accurate and less expensive.
Speaker 2: Does it involve Jose putting his ear up to a
Speaker 2: woman's belly, because that one has been invented. It's patented.
Speaker 2: You're gonna need to work on a ring across the room,
Speaker 2: all right?
Speaker 1: Do you want to you want to patent that idea too?
Speaker 13: Yeah?
Speaker 2: Sure, called the Jose Radar. It's just sleeping ran as
Speaker 2: a future billionaire in the making once her invention comes out.
Speaker 2: But she wants this hundred dollars first. Let's send Brook
Speaker 2: out of the studio. And while that happens, Mariah, you
Speaker 2: know how the game is played. You have thirty seconds
Speaker 2: answer as many questions as possible. If you don't know when,
Speaker 2: you can say past. But you have to beat Brooke
Speaker 2: outright to win? Are you ready?
Speaker 1: Yes?
Speaker 8: I guess?
Speaker 2: Okay, good luck? Your time starts now. Actor Liam Hemsworth
Speaker 2: celebrates a birthday today. Is he the youngest, oldest or
Speaker 2: middle Helmsworth brother?
Speaker 5: Middle?
Speaker 2: Every year, Saint Patrick's Day is celebrated on what date?
Speaker 10: March seventeenth?
Speaker 2: What does the a in the military term a wall
Speaker 2: means the average cloud weighs more or less than one
Speaker 2: thousand pounds?
Speaker 4: What?
Speaker 2: What gives beer its distinctive bitter flavor? The hot Until recently,
Speaker 2: Chris Harrison was the host of what reality TV show
Speaker 2: A pass I don't know, all right, pass in bringing
Speaker 2: Brook back into the studio. And Mariah, aside from your
Speaker 2: cool invention that you have coming out, do you have
Speaker 2: anyway I do hear a baby kicking in the room.
Speaker 1: I don't know if it's you or Brook Jeffrey.
Speaker 2: I might be a client. So, Mariah, but do you
Speaker 2: have any New Year's resolutions for yourself?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 10: I just have goals to like do some self healing,
Speaker 10: you know, like mine, body and soul.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm with you. I'm on that bandwagon too. My
Speaker 1: goal this year is to do therapy for the first time.
Speaker 1: I laugh. I laugh because I haven't done it before
Speaker 1: and I obviously need it.
Speaker 9: Yeah.
Speaker 2: Yeah, everyone, self healing is a good one. I know
Speaker 2: mine is self loving so and I'm going to work
Speaker 2: on that. As soon as we're done with.
Speaker 1: This, you won't need the pregnancy test.
Speaker 2: You're ready. Yeah, your time starts now. Actor Liam Hemsworth
Speaker 2: celebrates a birthday today. Is he the youngest oldest or
Speaker 2: middle Helmsworth brother oldest? Every year, Saint Patrick's Day is
Speaker 2: celebrated on what date?
Speaker 1: March seventeenth?
Speaker 2: What does the A in the military term A wall mean?
Speaker 2: Pass the average cloud weighs more or less than one
Speaker 2: thousand pounds more. What gives beer its distinctive bitter flavor?
Speaker 1: Yeast.
Speaker 2: Until recently, Chris Harrison was the host of what reality
Speaker 2: TV show The Bachelor. All Right, the answers are, and
Speaker 2: we're going to the scoreboard to check out how you
Speaker 2: did with Jose You are a smelly pirate hooker?
Speaker 1: Maria correct today?
Speaker 4: Okay, there you go?
Speaker 2: Or should I say twins?
Speaker 12: Last?
Speaker 1: That was a polite.
Speaker 2: Lab studio audience. Yeah?
Speaker 1: Also Brooke, Yeah.
Speaker 2: She got two? You got three?
Speaker 10: Friend?
Speaker 2: Oh no, I'm sorry, Mariah, I can't give you any
Speaker 2: money today. We're gonna go over the answers though, actor
Speaker 2: Liam Hemsworth. Between all the Hemsworth brothers, he is the youngest,
Speaker 2: Chris is the middle brother. Luke is the oldest brother. Luke, Yeah,
Speaker 2: Luke Hemsworth. He's the least famous, but they're all hot.
Speaker 2: Saint Patrick's Day is celebrated every year on March seventeenth.
Speaker 2: Both of you knew that one.
Speaker 1: It was my first day in radio ever.
Speaker 2: Really Yeah, how drunk were you?
Speaker 14: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Really? Hungover?
Speaker 2: The A in a wall means absent absent without official leave.
Speaker 1: I could think a word that started with A, but
Speaker 1: that meant missing.
Speaker 2: I just kept thinking, what the average cloud weighs? More
Speaker 2: than one thousand pounds, actually one point one million pounds. WHOA,
Speaker 2: but it's in such a giant space that it's light
Speaker 2: enough to float. Beer gets its distinctive bitter flavor from
Speaker 2: Hops and Chris Harrison, until recently, used to be the
Speaker 2: host of the Bachelor. It was on for one hundred
Speaker 2: and seventy three seasons.
Speaker 1: I actually believe I believe that for a second. I
Speaker 1: don't know about you.
Speaker 2: Mar checks out, So Mariah, we'll be back to play
Speaker 2: wind Brooks Box same time tomorrow, brook
Speaker 9: And Jeffrey in the morning.