Speaker 1: All right, So Steve, we get this request every year.
Speaker 1: People want us to play the closing from your stand
Speaker 1: up special. Remember when you did this. This is so memorable.
Speaker 1: Don't trip. He ain't through with me yet. At Bishop
Speaker 1: td Jake's megafest. This was back in two thousand and six.
Speaker 1: People still love this.
Speaker 2: I know, the exact year that I stopped going to hell.
Speaker 1: Well that's a good thing.
Speaker 2: Yeah, two thousand and five, two thousand and six, a
Speaker 2: BYuT ride. Two thousand and seven when I really put
Speaker 2: the brakes on it. But yeah, I was full blast
Speaker 2: all the way up to two thousand and five. Full blast.
Speaker 2: It's a little rocking rocket boosters, just going commit it. Yeah. Man.
Speaker 1: Then Bishop called you you too.
Speaker 2: And you know, and he called me and asked me,
Speaker 2: and I told him. I said, man, let me think
Speaker 2: about it. And then I told him finally about the
Speaker 2: third cost pitch. I said, I can't do it, man,
Speaker 2: I said, Bro, you're asking me that. That's a whole hour. Know,
Speaker 2: because I'm in church, people ain't gonna big to deal
Speaker 2: with me. He said, Hey, man, I know you, he said,
Speaker 2: but better than that. God know your hard. He said,
Speaker 2: you good brother man, you could do it. Come on,
Speaker 2: do this all right, man, I do it? Im good.
Speaker 2: I'm gona put you down and put you on the
Speaker 2: way A good and he was done with it. He
Speaker 2: didn't know what he had threw me into. Because let
Speaker 2: me tell you something, man, I had to go right,
Speaker 2: don't trip. He ain't through me yet. It's a whole
Speaker 2: special I wrote. I had to go write that special.
Speaker 2: There wasn't jokes I was doing on the road. N
Speaker 2: I had to don't write that special. I had to
Speaker 2: go write that one. I had to go put this
Speaker 2: church stuff together. It was probably the easiest hardest set
Speaker 2: I've ever written because I grew up in the church,
Speaker 2: so I knew a lot of church stuff. I did
Speaker 2: not think that the church folks was gonna accept it
Speaker 2: because I was gonna have to talk about them. I
Speaker 2: was gonna have to talk about the people that they do.
Speaker 2: Let read announcements, you know, because the first thing about
Speaker 2: reading announcements, reading is fundamental. You can't put the ignorant
Speaker 2: people shouldn't be reading announcements at the church sick and check.
Speaker 2: I just it's just a lot of stuff I knew
Speaker 2: calling the past about every little thing I just I said,
Speaker 2: and then stuff that I knew how the choir saying
Speaker 2: who in the choir? You know stuff? You can't do
Speaker 2: no more?
Speaker 3: Right?
Speaker 1: Right?
Speaker 2: I do any of them jokes, I'm being in trouble.
Speaker 1: That's so true, Steve, because my grandmother when she saw
Speaker 1: that special, she said, how he know all this is true?
Speaker 2: Talking about the church? All of that. I knew church
Speaker 2: because I grew up in it was gonna ask me.
Speaker 3: I was like, you know, like for us comedians, you know,
Speaker 3: you don't know where the big gonna come from?
Speaker 2: But do you remember the money segment? Yeah? Do you
Speaker 2: remember the moment when you came up with that intro
Speaker 2: for Christ? Do you know you was at the time
Speaker 2: and play I was at. I was at the Grand
Speaker 2: Lux restaurant in l a Imber at the Beverly Center
Speaker 2: because I used to go from the radio show to
Speaker 2: the Grand Looks and sit there all day. Sometimes I
Speaker 2: three meals there if we played Domino's.
Speaker 1: All day though, all day that's why they shut it
Speaker 1: down to you know, I had a.
Speaker 2: Lot going on back then, so and you know, like
Speaker 2: and I would just sit there. And so one day
Speaker 2: Man Boom was there and Boom Dog, you know, had
Speaker 2: a hell of career. Man, what you like the most?
Speaker 2: I said, Man, I introduced everybody. I didn't use Bible,
Speaker 2: strike saying I introduced you know uh uh Neil Diamond
Speaker 2: Don and introduced I'm talking about every black person, Beyonce
Speaker 2: jay Z, I don't care who it is. I'm Luther
Speaker 2: Whitney Michael. I said. The only person I ain't never
Speaker 2: introduced was Jesus. I said, if I could just introduce Jesus,
Speaker 2: that are captain for me. They said, man, what would
Speaker 2: you say? And that was the bit.
Speaker 3: If I had the pleasure of bringing.
Speaker 2: Out Christ, this is just how I would do it.
Speaker 2: It ain't got to be the way you do it.
Speaker 2: You might not think it's just right, but this is
Speaker 2: how I would do it.
Speaker 3: Ladies and gentlemen, it is my honor to introduce a
Speaker 3: man who needs no introduction. His credits are too long
Speaker 3: to listen. He has done the impossible time half the time.
Speaker 2: He had out.
Speaker 4: Of Amazia in after Erusalem by way of Heaven.
Speaker 2: His mother is still.
Speaker 4: Headlined in the Catholic Church today.
Speaker 2: His scaddic is the awful of.
Speaker 4: A book that has been on the best seller list.
Speaker 2: Since the beginning of time.
Speaker 4: He holds the record for the world's fraighted fish fry.
Speaker 3: He fed five.
Speaker 4: Thousand hidredsolts with two fish, five loaves of bread.
Speaker 2: He can walk on water, turn water.
Speaker 4: In the wine, no fetching effects, no camera trees.
Speaker 2: He has a head shot on every church.
Speaker 4: Fan across the church. Even before the Kings of Comedy,
Speaker 4: he was hail the key of all kings, Rula on
Speaker 4: the universe, howtful han o' bage beginning heavy in the
Speaker 4: right and the bone, and Sun Sun say he's the
Speaker 4: roles of shaven and Sun say he's the Princess Pree.
Speaker 4: Get upon your seat, put your heads to cackle. They're
Speaker 4: so alone for the second coming on the one over.
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