Speaker 1: Confession. I can't take that earl arms speak.
Speaker 2: I've got a text to seventy five nine two that says,
Speaker 2: sometimes I pretend I need to borrow my mom's car
Speaker 2: just so I can go out and put.
Speaker 1: Gas in it for.
Speaker 2: I'm going to parents is Hey, if you ever need
Speaker 2: to borrow one of our cars, feel free to come
Speaker 2: by the station. We'll leave the keys for you right
Speaker 2: out there in the lobby.
Speaker 1: They're going to run it till e and then not
Speaker 1: fill it back up when they bring it back.
Speaker 2: Philip Brooks car, I'll never run out of gas. Or
Speaker 2: you know what, if you just need to borrow our
Speaker 2: ears for a confession, we can lend those to you too.
Speaker 2: Right here on the mass speaker, one of our listeners
Speaker 2: who's ready to fill our gas tanks up with his secrets,
Speaker 2: and he's chosen to go by Pat as his fake
Speaker 2: name today. So Pat, welcome to the show. Give us
Speaker 2: your gas?
Speaker 1: Hey are you that.
Speaker 2: Sounds like a diesel man with that voice?
Speaker 1: Change your eyes? Yeah?
Speaker 2: Loving what we're here and the voice changer is on.
Speaker 1: Pat.
Speaker 2: You are the mass speaker. Whenever you're ready, let's hear
Speaker 2: your confession.
Speaker 1: My voice is so distinct guys, I appreciate it, thank
Speaker 1: you welcome. What's going on twenty years ago? And my friend? Right,
Speaker 1: we do spring break in like Jersey Shore? Right, Okay,
Speaker 1: so let's say early two thousand, spring break Jersey Shore.
Speaker 2: We're there.
Speaker 1: You were like.
Speaker 2: Snookie, I got my shirt off right now, you have
Speaker 2: so much hair?
Speaker 1: Jealous? We are so there exactly. So anyway, I'm they
Speaker 1: we're like hanging out on the beach. I ended up
Speaker 1: meeting the most gorgeous girl.
Speaker 2: Of course you did. I don't you would remember her
Speaker 2: twenty years later she's drunk.
Speaker 1: Oh, I cannot forget guys. Right, really, we hit it
Speaker 1: off immediately. We spent like the entire day together people
Speaker 1: at her house, a nice little ranch. It was a
Speaker 1: nice little beach house. Okay, it ended up being her parents' place.
Speaker 1: I thought it was her place. But anyway, we just
Speaker 1: had a blast. We had a great time with.
Speaker 2: You're partying in your twenties. It's not ever going to
Speaker 2: be her house on the beach.
Speaker 1: Yeah, okay, I should have thought about that. But anyway,
Speaker 1: you know, we wake up to like noises in the driveway.
Speaker 1: Her parents are home run right right exactly? She goes,
Speaker 1: oh my God, it's my parents. You got to call
Speaker 1: out the Oh right, how did you know that book
Speaker 1: has forced a lot of men to crawl out of
Speaker 1: the before she can hear by the idling of the car?
Speaker 1: What car it is? Oh for sure, it's not even
Speaker 1: to jon my dad's truck. Ye out of here. So
Speaker 1: did you get out in time? Well? Of course I did.
Speaker 1: I did. Luckily it was just a ranch house, you know,
Speaker 1: it was only one level, So I just hopped down
Speaker 1: to the hotel. My friends were there waiting for me. Yeah.
Speaker 2: Walk of shame, baby, that's a walk of pride. Right, Okay,
Speaker 2: sound like that bad of a confession? Yeah, why would
Speaker 2: you keep that secret?
Speaker 1: Well? The problem I never got her phone number, and
Speaker 1: at the time it was like no Instagram, no social
Speaker 1: media and su oh yeah, so I wasn't really able
Speaker 1: to like keep in touch with her. Yeah, so we
Speaker 1: just lost contact. But shout forward fifteen years later. Okay,
Speaker 1: Jersey Shore, Right, another summer trip and who do I
Speaker 1: run it? No?
Speaker 2: Way, you really ran into her again?
Speaker 1: I really read it? Yes?
Speaker 2: Oh did she remember you?
Speaker 1: Oh my gosh, yes, I walked up to her. She's
Speaker 1: just looking so beautiful. Oh yes, as soon as I
Speaker 1: walked up. She did remember me.
Speaker 2: Oh my gosh, tell me you're in love and you
Speaker 2: got married on her.
Speaker 1: You shouldn't keep this a secret.
Speaker 2: Sell this to a movie fairy tale love story out
Speaker 2: of the Jersey Shore.
Speaker 1: No, it was really nice. But listening, guys, I ran
Speaker 1: it to her again. Right, it was the same thing.
Speaker 1: We hung out for the rest of the night. Again,
Speaker 1: she invites me back to her place. Now this was
Speaker 1: actually in that area. So she explained the house and
Speaker 1: it's like a two story I wasn't thinking. We selloss sleep.
Speaker 1: We had a great night, but we went to sleep,
Speaker 1: and same thing. It's four o'clock in the morning and
Speaker 1: she wastes me up panicking. Oh my god, Oh my god,
Speaker 1: wake up, wake up, She said, my boyfriend he's home.
Speaker 1: Oh my god.
Speaker 2: To my assigned window at this point, oh my god,
Speaker 2: what did you do about your heartbroken?
Speaker 1: Oh my god, she yells to me. Get in the closet. Wait, closet.
Speaker 2: She wants you to hide what for an hour?
Speaker 1: Yeah, she's just he's thinking, thinking, But of course I did.
Speaker 1: I don't know the guy, right, So I jump into
Speaker 1: the closet where I'm just like frankically like getting dressed,
Speaker 1: putting my clothes on the shoes. I hear the boyfriend
Speaker 1: in the room. He gets in the bed that I
Speaker 1: was just like, it's still warm.
Speaker 2: It's still.
Speaker 1: They're laying there talking and giggling and kissing in a boat.
Speaker 2: How can people do I don't understand.
Speaker 1: No, that's not it. I I myself fall asleep in
Speaker 1: the closet waiting. So I fall asleep in the dark
Speaker 1: closet thinking about that. Then she wakes me up out
Speaker 1: of the closet, telling me he's in the bathroom. He's
Speaker 1: in a bathroom, So go ahead, jump out the window.
Speaker 2: Now's your time. Why can't you leave the door?
Speaker 1: Well, that would have been a great idea, but it
Speaker 1: was easy to go out the window. Did you jump
Speaker 1: out the window of a second floor? So yes, I do.
Speaker 2: Are you okay?
Speaker 1: Did you break anything?
Speaker 2: Fifteen years later, how was the fall?
Speaker 1: I'm okay, but I did have to drop down a
Speaker 1: floor and a half. Yeah, I hit the window air
Speaker 1: conditioning on the way down. Glad to lip back to
Speaker 1: the DM hotel. Man, and then anyway, that was like
Speaker 1: the last time I've seen her. I haven't spoken to
Speaker 1: her friends.
Speaker 2: Oh, Man, what a terrible end.
Speaker 1: To what we thought was gonna be a love story.
Speaker 2: Him just disappointed for you. Well, hold on, did you
Speaker 2: go back to the Jersey Shore one more time?
Speaker 1: No? No, no, I will not. I'm worried. Honestly, if
Speaker 1: I ever go back to the Jersey story again, the
Speaker 1: next situation will be even worse.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you gotta twice, and she keeps adding floors every
Speaker 2: time you see her, So just get.
Speaker 1: Some dangerous I don't want to know what comes out
Speaker 1: the floor too, right.
Speaker 2: Yeah, dude, Oh sad, Thanks for that story. We're glad
Speaker 2: to hear that.
Speaker 1: Juror.
Speaker 2: Okay, and text in seventy five nine too. If you
Speaker 2: have a confession you've been holding on to, we'll hide
Speaker 2: your identity, mask your voice, and make you the next
Speaker 2: mass speaker. Your phone TAP's coming
Speaker 1: Out, freaking Jeffrey in the morning,