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Speaker 2: I was browsing the web this morning and I came
Speaker 2: across a list I think might be really useful for
Speaker 2: somebody in this room. It's the top five tips to
Speaker 2: help bad drivers avoid totaling their car in the New Year.
Speaker 2: So this is perfect for you.
Speaker 3: Well, I think it's a little late, Jess.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you're telling me is we're late?
Speaker 1: Darn made it almost too holy without a total wreck.
Speaker 2: And now we gotta do WTII. Which clip is it?
Speaker 4: Viral?
Speaker 2: Soundbye from the internet. Only enough time to play one.
Speaker 2: Let's get right into your choices. Option one is a
Speaker 2: thirty second clip of a woman pranking her very Italian
Speaker 2: grandmother by secretly adding a tiny bit of sugar into
Speaker 2: Granny's homemade ragu sauce, and Nana literally can't even We
Speaker 2: have Option two, a fifteen second clip of a toddler
Speaker 2: trying to calm down her crying baby sister by singing
Speaker 2: her a song. But her song choice is a little bit,
Speaker 2: let's say unusual. So what's it gonna be?
Speaker 1: Italiano no no or tiny disturbing solo no no.
Speaker 5: I appreciate the rhyme, give me the no no.
Speaker 2: All right, let's hear the sound of a thirty second
Speaker 2: clip of a woman pranking her Italian grandmother by ruining
Speaker 2: her homemade ragou sauce with sugar.
Speaker 3: Grannie, I'm just tasting it.
Speaker 2: Leave alone.
Speaker 6: I'll taste you, Gannie, would you do do it it?
Speaker 7: He's terrible?
Speaker 3: No, yeah, you want to taste it.
Speaker 8: It tastes really gross.
Speaker 3: Calm, taste it.
Speaker 9: I don't know.
Speaker 10: You're making sweet and zawas also something taste gross, horrible.
Speaker 2: I know you made terrible sauss today. It's disgusting.
Speaker 3: Even the Italian dogs upset.
Speaker 2: It's all one time, that's how it works. Granny got got.
Speaker 8: On that one.
Speaker 2: Let's move on and get into the shock collar question
Speaker 2: of the day with someone who is as sweet as
Speaker 2: a spoonful of sugar, our own digital Jake. Let's hear it, Jake.
Speaker 10: It's a new era and we're trying this out because
Speaker 10: Brooke and Alexis managed to completely ruin impersonations for us
Speaker 10: from now until it turn.
Speaker 3: It you make the better You're welcome.
Speaker 10: You know, we've actually been sent cease and assist letters
Speaker 10: from every single actor, singer, and politician on Earth, alive
Speaker 10: and dead. That's why today we have to pivot to
Speaker 10: a brand new game called plenty of twenty twenty. It's
Speaker 10: a competition that requires zero vocal talent, hardly any skill,
Speaker 10: and little to no knowledge of anything important.
Speaker 2: So good as is already sounds too hard for us.
Speaker 10: Still big game, and for most people it's pretty simple.
Speaker 10: But for this group, I'll explain the rules to you
Speaker 10: like you're four years old. Okay, So I have a
Speaker 10: list of the top twenty somethings, like, for example, top
Speaker 10: twenty favorite Donutskay. You'll go around the room and have
Speaker 10: each of you name anything off the list. For example,
Speaker 10: if you say bear claw and that's number twelve, you
Speaker 10: got it right, and you're still in the game. Not
Speaker 10: to be confused, Yeah, you're the only one that mixes
Speaker 10: those up. If you're wrong, you're out. And if you're
Speaker 10: lucky enough to guess the number one answer, you'll hear
Speaker 10: this sound. Oh that's the silver save, which goes in
Speaker 10: your back pockets. If you get one wrong later, it'll
Speaker 10: save you from elimination.
Speaker 11: Is so fuels have pockets women's But of course the
Speaker 11: last person left wins and.
Speaker 2: Choose who get shocked.
Speaker 6: I love it.
Speaker 3: Oh my goodness.
Speaker 10: So let's get started your plenty of twenty lists for
Speaker 10: the day. Is the top twenty largest restaurant chains by
Speaker 10: number of locations in the US.
Speaker 5: Okay, okay?
Speaker 10: Who would go first? And those honors go to Brooks?
Speaker 5: I am so ready.
Speaker 10: Twenty largest restaurant chains by number of locations in the US? Ready,
Speaker 10: brook Yes?
Speaker 5: Begin, my best friend worked here, going Applebee's.
Speaker 10: App Bees is not on the mmediately.
Speaker 3: Instantly out, there's everywhere in the top twenty.
Speaker 10: There is in We're onto lexus to make a guest.
Speaker 5: Are you counting?
Speaker 4: I'm gonna go to Applebee's, arguably better rival than I've
Speaker 4: been creating a drink from Chili's.
Speaker 3: Chili's is not on the list?
Speaker 10: Who is?
Speaker 2: How Jim? Are we?
Speaker 3: What is going on?
Speaker 12: Group?
Speaker 10: You're leaving tons of obvious answers on the board.
Speaker 4: Okay, I think he's counting like fast.
Speaker 5: Food rest if you ordered the counter, it shouldn't count.
Speaker 2: They're just making up rules.
Speaker 3: Yeah, and there probably will still be one redo.
Speaker 2: We're onto now, Jose, Okay.
Speaker 11: I mean I I just think, yeah, the easiest I can.
Speaker 11: My first job was at Subway. I see subways all
Speaker 11: the time. I'm gonna say Subway sandwiches, Jose.
Speaker 10: That is the number one answer on my list. And
Speaker 10: you have the silver save for later?
Speaker 5: Okay, count and.
Speaker 2: How dare you amazing? Yeah?
Speaker 10: I love We're onto Jeffrey.
Speaker 2: Okay, so it's a food shot. I'm gonna go with
Speaker 2: one of the big ones. Let's go McDonald's.
Speaker 3: Yeah, that was my other one.
Speaker 10: Donald's is number three. Now we go back and head
Speaker 10: the head and Jose's a silver save in his pocket.
Speaker 3: KFC Taco Bell because they merged, there's probably.
Speaker 2: More of them.
Speaker 5: Tis a building.
Speaker 10: KFC is number twelve on the list, Jose safe, all right,
Speaker 10: Then I'm gonna steal Jose's other answer Taco Bell. Taco
Speaker 10: Bell number five on.
Speaker 1: Okay, you know what, even if I get it wrong,
Speaker 1: because I also used to work there, see them all
Speaker 1: over Olive Garden.
Speaker 10: Olive Garden is not on the list, but thanks to
Speaker 10: your silver saved, you're still in Josey.
Speaker 2: Jeffery, I'm gonna keep with the fast food trend. Let's
Speaker 2: go Rby's RB number fourteen.
Speaker 3: Does Starbucks count Starbucks?
Speaker 4: I'm number two on the How is Starbucks count as
Speaker 4: a restaurant food?
Speaker 10: If all eliminated players could please take it down?
Speaker 5: They don't have a kitchen.
Speaker 10: I have to create a level of pipe down.
Speaker 2: I'm gonna go with quiz Nos.
Speaker 10: Quiz Nos not in the top twenty.
Speaker 3: We're gonna king Yeah, Burger.
Speaker 10: King is on the list at number six. Today's winner
Speaker 10: is Jose. Some of other ones you guys miss Dunkin
Speaker 10: Donuts number four, Domino's and Pizza Huts seven and eight,
Speaker 10: Dairy Queen, Little Caesar's, Sonic Papa John's Jack in the Box,
Speaker 10: and John's Carls Junior Popeyes in Chippotland, the top twenty Lobster.
Speaker 10: I'd like to thank all of you for playing plenty
Speaker 10: of twenty.
Speaker 5: Brock shut How this is that?
Speaker 6: So?
Speaker 2: Jose? Since you're the winner, you get to choose who
Speaker 2: gets shocked today? Who do you think should sing?
Speaker 11: Because I feel really bad for Brooke because I know
Speaker 11: she would have crushed that list.
Speaker 3: I'm going to make Alexis get shocked.
Speaker 5: Deserve it.
Speaker 2: Somebody wanted to hear the very popular current song photograph
Speaker 2: by Nickelback.
Speaker 5: Yeah, I definitely hear this all the time, this one.
Speaker 5: Look at this phote graph every time. It makes me laugh.
Speaker 2: I don't know this.
Speaker 3: Look at this photograph.
Speaker 2: That's your shock collar question of the day.
Speaker 6: Frooking Jeffrey in the Morning.
Speaker 2: Ken Jennings, James Hoole's Hour, even the IBM supercomputer Watson.
Speaker 2: They all became world famous for being super good at trivia,
Speaker 2: and you could be just as famous as them. Let
Speaker 2: me ask you, do you want fame?
Speaker 5: Yes?
Speaker 2: Do you want fortune?
Speaker 13: Yes?
Speaker 2: We are offering something you even better, the respect of
Speaker 2: a local morning radio.
Speaker 5: Show I mean Sames.
Speaker 2: And that's only if you can take down our own
Speaker 2: trivia genius Brooke Fox. Find out if someone will become
Speaker 2: the next Ken Jennings of radio trivia.
Speaker 3: That's coming up.
Speaker 2: You've got a return player to win Brooks Bucks this morning.
Speaker 2: Her name is Tanisha. You might remember she works as
Speaker 2: an administrator at Domino's and loves using her employee discount
Speaker 2: to get passed off. Ye hear that, boys, If you
Speaker 2: want to get half off of pizza, Tanisha is the
Speaker 2: girl you gotta start dating. Tanisha. Welcome to the show.
Speaker 4: Are you single, Tisha or somebody already benefiting from that
Speaker 4: employee discount?
Speaker 8: I am forty and single, so fresh single.
Speaker 5: What's your favorite topping?
Speaker 7: I love Pepperoni's Classic Classic.
Speaker 5: It just says a lot about a person, just you know,
Speaker 5: on your dating profile. I feel like you should add that.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, What does that say? What does the Pepperoni
Speaker 2: say about Tennisio's personality?
Speaker 5: Solid? Solid person?
Speaker 14: You know?
Speaker 5: Reliable, you know, loyal?
Speaker 14: You know I like, yes, I am tried and true.
Speaker 14: I think that that describes me very accurate.
Speaker 13: Least.
Speaker 2: What kind of topping?
Speaker 13: Girl? Are you? Brooke?
Speaker 4: God, I'm a little bit of everything that you know.
Speaker 1: We're going to.
Speaker 2: Brook is leaving while she heads out to you know,
Speaker 2: the game works. You got thirty seconds answer as many
Speaker 2: questions as possible. If you don't know when, you could
Speaker 2: say past. But you do have to beat her outright
Speaker 2: to win. Are you ready?
Speaker 14: I am ready?
Speaker 2: Good luck? Your time starts now. January is National soup month,
Speaker 2: and according to Campbell's, chicken noodle is number one. What's second?
Speaker 8: What?
Speaker 2: Comedian recently hosted the Golden Globes peven Heart in the
Speaker 2: phrase shiver me timbers the word timbers refers to a
Speaker 2: pirate's pants or the pirate's boat, a pirate camp. How
Speaker 2: many neck bones does a human have? Seven twenty seven
Speaker 2: or one hundred and seven? The first Home Alone movie
Speaker 2: took place in Chicago? In which city did the second
Speaker 2: Home Alone film?
Speaker 13: New York?
Speaker 2: All Right, good work, t Nisha. Brook is going to
Speaker 2: come back into the studio. And you mentioned that you're
Speaker 2: going to be turning forty this year. Brook, you turned
Speaker 2: forty a while ago. Can you remember now?
Speaker 6: It was?
Speaker 14: There?
Speaker 2: Is that ancient.
Speaker 4: History at this point, very recently, Georgia forty, I didn't cry.
Speaker 5: I cried when I turned thirty.
Speaker 6: You cry?
Speaker 5: Yeah, I cried when I turned thirty.
Speaker 4: It was just so shocking, right because it felt like
Speaker 4: thirty was an actual adult, you know, and I just
Speaker 4: didn't know how it got there.
Speaker 3: And we never feel like adults, you know.
Speaker 5: And then the ten years in between thirty and forty
Speaker 5: kind of a blur.
Speaker 8: I thought that was your twenties kind of a blur.
Speaker 3: Yeah, that.
Speaker 5: Was also a blur. I don't know, Maybe it's all
Speaker 5: a blur.
Speaker 2: Brook's entire life is a blur with her hard living lifestyle. Yeah,
Speaker 2: Brook will go working.
Speaker 3: It's like, oh my god, I have kids.
Speaker 2: Yeah I do, yeah, two of them.
Speaker 3: Brou oh man.
Speaker 2: Okay, it's anisha goodwark. We're gonna go over to brook
Speaker 2: now you're ready, I'm ready. Your time starts now. January
Speaker 2: is National soup month, and according to Campbell's, chicken noodle
Speaker 2: is number one. What's second?
Speaker 5: Tomato?
Speaker 2: What comedian recently hosted The Golden Globes Joe Cooy in
Speaker 2: the phrase shiver me timbers. The word timbers refers to
Speaker 2: a pirate's pants or a pirate's boat.
Speaker 5: Oh boat.
Speaker 2: How many neck bones does a human have? Seven to
Speaker 2: twenty seven or one hundred and seven?
Speaker 14: Uh?
Speaker 5: Neck bones twenty seven?
Speaker 2: The first Home Alone movie took place in Chicago, in
Speaker 2: which city is the second Home Alone film set? Are true?
Speaker 6: Yes?
Speaker 2: Stop their questions to good work, everybody. Let's go to
Speaker 2: the scoreboard to see how you did with Jose.
Speaker 4: I try just one chill and that set my mouth
Speaker 4: on fire and I had to drink a tay later.
Speaker 3: Mountain day, Mountain there, Tunisia, you got one correct today?
Speaker 5: Okay?
Speaker 3: Yeah, bruk you uh huh, just like your pizzas yea.
Speaker 3: Four topics.
Speaker 2: Four kind of smoked you there, Tanisha, sorry about that.
Speaker 2: Let's go over the answers real quick. January's National soup month.
Speaker 2: According to Campbell's, chicken noodle is the number one most popular.
Speaker 2: Second most popular is tomatoes soup.
Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, yeah, give it to me.
Speaker 2: Joe coy is the comedian that recently hosted the Golden Globes.
Speaker 2: Shiver Me Timbers. The word timbers refers to a pirate's boat.
Speaker 5: Oh, because of like it's made out of wood, the timbers.
Speaker 2: The timber, the wood of the boat would shiver during
Speaker 2: like storms and things. There's seven neck bone in the
Speaker 2: human neck.
Speaker 5: I get like, I mean like, I feel like there's
Speaker 5: just one big one.
Speaker 3: There, no, no.
Speaker 2: The first Home Alone movie took place in Chicago. The
Speaker 2: second one was set in New York City.
Speaker 3: Underrated by the way, the Home Alone two is really good.
Speaker 5: Not as good as the first, not as good as the.
Speaker 2: First now, Tanisha. Unfortunately it wasn't quite enough to beat
Speaker 2: Brooke today. But just for playing, you do win a
Speaker 2: fifty dollars Macy's gift card. Did you receive a Macy's
Speaker 2: gift card over the holidays and celebration of national use
Speaker 2: your Gift card Day on Saturday, January twenty. First, go
Speaker 2: treat yourself to something nice at Macy's.
Speaker 14: All right, So I will get you.
Speaker 4: Okay, So you're gonna come back once you're in your forties.
Speaker 2: All right, Tanisha, thank you so much for playing with
Speaker 2: win Brooks bucks On, Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 6: Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 2: Imagine you meet someone out and go home with them
Speaker 2: on night one.
Speaker 5: Oh god, I I can't imagine that. That would never
Speaker 5: happen to me, not once weird. That sounds so crazy.
Speaker 2: What would be the absolute worst thing that could happen
Speaker 2: once he got there? Maybe strand of toilet paper falls
Speaker 2: out of your pants?
Speaker 5: No good.
Speaker 2: Strange voice comes to the smart speaker that says, yeah,
Speaker 2: move over to the couch. I guess well. One of
Speaker 2: our listeners ended up at the girl's place on the
Speaker 2: first night, and what happened to him was so unforgettable.
Speaker 2: It's been burned into his mind for the last twenty years,
Speaker 2: and now he wants to share his crazy story in
Speaker 2: a brand new mass speaker. Oh my god, that's coming up, concession.
Speaker 13: I can't take.
Speaker 14: Back earl arms.
Speaker 13: Mouth speaker.
Speaker 2: I've got a text to seventy five Night too that says,
Speaker 2: sometimes I pretend I need to borrow my mom's car
Speaker 2: just so I can go out and put gas.
Speaker 13: In it for.
Speaker 1: Parents.
Speaker 2: Is Hey, if you ever need to borrow one of
Speaker 2: our cars, feel free to come by the station. We'll
Speaker 2: leave the keys for you right out there in the lobby.
Speaker 5: They're gonna run it till e and then not fill
Speaker 5: it back up when they bring him back.
Speaker 3: Philip Brooks car, I'll never run out of gas.
Speaker 2: Or you know what, if you just need to borrow
Speaker 2: our ears for a confession, we can lend those to
Speaker 2: you too. Right here on the mass speaker, one of
Speaker 2: our listeners who's ready to fill our gas tanks up
Speaker 2: with his secrets, and he's chosen to go by Pat
Speaker 2: as his fake name today. So Pat, welcome to the show.
Speaker 3: Give us your gas.
Speaker 13: Hey, guys, how are.
Speaker 5: You That sounds like a diesel man with that voice changer?
Speaker 2: Yeah, loving what we're hearing. The voice changer is on, Pat,
Speaker 2: you are the mass speaker. Whenever you're ready, let's hear
Speaker 2: your confession.
Speaker 13: My voice is so distinct. I appreciate it. Thank you.
Speaker 5: What's going on?
Speaker 13: Twenty years ago and my friend. Right, we do spring
Speaker 13: break in like Jersey Shore.
Speaker 4: Right, Okay, so let's say early two thousand, spring break
Speaker 4: Jersey Shore.
Speaker 5: We're there.
Speaker 4: We were snookie, I got my shirt off right now,
Speaker 4: you have so much hair, jealous?
Speaker 8: We are so there exactly.
Speaker 13: So anyway, they we're like hanging out on the beach.
Speaker 13: I ended up meeting the most gorgeous girl.
Speaker 5: Of course you did. I can't believe you would remember
Speaker 5: her twenty years later.
Speaker 1: She was drunk.
Speaker 13: Oh, I cannot forget guys. Right, really, we hit it
Speaker 13: off immediately. We spent like the entire day together. People
Speaker 13: like her house a nice little ranch. It was a
Speaker 13: nice little beach house. Okay, it ended up being her parents' place.
Speaker 13: I thought it was her place. But anyway, we just
Speaker 13: had a blast. We had a great time with you.
Speaker 5: You're partying in your twenties. It's not ever going to
Speaker 5: be her house on the beach.
Speaker 13: Okay, I should have thought about that. But anyway, you know,
Speaker 13: we wake up to like noises in the driveway.
Speaker 5: Her parents are home run right.
Speaker 13: Right exactly, She goes, Oh my god, it's my parents.
Speaker 13: You got to call out the oh right, how did
Speaker 13: you know that book has forced a lot of men
Speaker 13: to crawl out.
Speaker 3: Of before she can hear by the idling of the car.
Speaker 5: Car it is, Oh for sure, it's not.
Speaker 3: Even my dad's truck yet out of here.
Speaker 5: So did you get out in time?
Speaker 13: Well, of course I did. I did. Luckily. It was
Speaker 13: just a ranch house, you know, it was only one level,
Speaker 13: So I just hopped down back to the hotel. My
Speaker 13: friends were there waiting for me.
Speaker 8: Yeah.
Speaker 5: Walk of shame, baby.
Speaker 2: That's a walk of pride, right, Okay, sound like that
Speaker 2: bad of a confession.
Speaker 5: Yeah, why would you keep that secret?
Speaker 14: Well?
Speaker 13: The problem is I never got her phone number, and
Speaker 13: at the time it was like no Instagram, no social
Speaker 13: media and style. Oh yeah, I wasn't really able to
Speaker 13: like keep in touch with her. Yeah, so we just
Speaker 13: lost con check. But shout forward fifteen years later. Okay,
Speaker 13: Jersey Shore, Right, another summer trip and who do I
Speaker 13: run it? Way?
Speaker 5: You really ran into her again?
Speaker 13: I really read it? Yes?
Speaker 5: Did she remember you?
Speaker 13: Oh my gosh, yes, I walked up to her. She's
Speaker 13: just looking so beautiful. Oh yes, as soon as I
Speaker 13: walked up, she did remember me.
Speaker 1: Oh my gosh, tell me you're in love and you
Speaker 1: got married on.
Speaker 5: Her you shouldn't keep this a secret. Sell this to
Speaker 5: a movie.
Speaker 2: Fairy tale love story out of the Jersey Shore.
Speaker 13: No, it was really nice. But listening, guys, I ran
Speaker 13: it to her again. Right, it was the same thing.
Speaker 13: We hung out for the rest of the night. Again,
Speaker 13: she invites me back to her place. Now this actually
Speaker 13: in that area, though she explained the house and it's
Speaker 13: like a two story I wasn't thinking. We sellous sleep.
Speaker 13: We had a great night, but we went to sleep
Speaker 13: and same thing. It's four o'clock in the morning, and
Speaker 13: she wastes me up panicking. Oh my god, Oh my god,
Speaker 13: wake up, wake up, she said, my boyfriend he's home.
Speaker 2: Oh my god.
Speaker 3: Go to my assigned window. At this point, oh.
Speaker 5: My god, what did you do about your heartbroken?
Speaker 13: Oh my god, she yells to me. Get in the closet.
Speaker 3: Wait, closet.
Speaker 5: She wants you to hide what for an hour? Yeah,
Speaker 5: she's just he's not thinking.
Speaker 13: I'm thinking, but of course I did. I don't know
Speaker 13: the guy, right, Yeah, So I jump into the closet
Speaker 13: where I'm just like frankically like getting dressed, putting my
Speaker 13: clothes on his head. I hear the boyfriend come in
Speaker 13: the room, he gets in the bed that I was
Speaker 13: just like.
Speaker 5: It's still warm. It's still warm body.
Speaker 13: Yeah, they're laying there talking and giggling and kissing in
Speaker 13: a boat. Fall asleep?
Speaker 2: How can people do?
Speaker 5: I don't understand.
Speaker 13: No, that's not it. I I myself fall asleep in
Speaker 13: the closet waiting. So I fall asleep in the dark closet.
Speaker 5: Think about that.
Speaker 13: Then she wakes me up out of the closet, telling
Speaker 13: me he's in the bathroom. He's in a bathroom, So
Speaker 13: go ahead, jump out the window.
Speaker 3: Now's your time. Why can't you leave the door?
Speaker 13: Well, that would have been a great idea, but it
Speaker 13: was easy to go out the window.
Speaker 5: Did you jump out the window of a second floor?
Speaker 13: So yes, I do.
Speaker 5: Are you okay? Did you break anything?
Speaker 2: Fifteen years later.
Speaker 3: How was the fall?
Speaker 13: I'm okay, but I did have to drop down a
Speaker 13: floor and a half. Yeah, and I hit the window
Speaker 13: air conditioning on the way down. He had fright my
Speaker 13: ink glad to loop back to the damn hotel. Man
Speaker 13: and any that was like the last time I've seen her.
Speaker 13: I haven't spoken.
Speaker 4: Oh man, what a terrible end to what we thought
Speaker 4: was gonna be a love story.
Speaker 5: Him just disappointed for you.
Speaker 2: Well, hold on, did you go back to the Jersey
Speaker 2: shore one more time?
Speaker 6: No?
Speaker 13: No, I will not. I'm worried. Honestly, if I ever
Speaker 13: go back to the Jersey story, the next situation will
Speaker 13: be even worse.
Speaker 3: Yeah, you gotta.
Speaker 4: And she keeps adding floors every time you see your
Speaker 4: so just get some more dangerous.
Speaker 13: I don't want to know what comes out the floor too, right.
Speaker 2: Yeah, dude, Oh sad, thanks for that story. We're glad
Speaker 2: to hear that you're okay. And text in seventy five
Speaker 2: nine too. If you have a confession you've been holding
Speaker 2: on to, we'll hide your identity, mask your voice, and
Speaker 2: make you the next mass speaker. Your phone TAP's.
Speaker 12: Coming out, freaking Jeffrey in the morning, Yoda a taping Spanish.
Speaker 2: It is Spanish for it. Now it's time for the
Speaker 2: tap that sound.
Speaker 5: Why does our voice get deeper?
Speaker 15: It's more masculine when I go down to Mexico. But
Speaker 15: today we call a guy who's married and had to
Speaker 15: apologize to his wife recently because he was forced to
Speaker 15: change their password to log into their visa statement online.
Speaker 2: Again.
Speaker 3: I hate that.
Speaker 2: This is three times in just the last month. And
Speaker 2: a half that he's had to change it because he
Speaker 2: keeps forgetting it and then refuses to write it down.
Speaker 2: So his wife got fed up and sent us a message,
Speaker 2: and we put our own customer service Rep extraordinaire on
Speaker 2: the case. Jose, Let's see if he can talk some
Speaker 2: sense into this guy in your phone.
Speaker 6: Tap right now.
Speaker 9: Hello, Hi, this is Neil down from Chase Visa My
Speaker 9: speaking with Lukeman. This is luc Yeah, Hi, mister, an
Speaker 9: alert came through that you changed your password recently.
Speaker 1: I'm just double checking that was you.
Speaker 7: Yeah, yeah, that was me.
Speaker 2: Of course it was you.
Speaker 7: Is there an issue or a problem? What's going on?
Speaker 2: An issue? I mean not for you?
Speaker 1: I guess just just change your password any freaking time
Speaker 1: you want.
Speaker 7: I don't understand. What are you talking about.
Speaker 1: The issue, misterman, is that I work in the Record's division.
Speaker 1: At any time, anywhere, if somebody changes their account password,
Speaker 1: an alert comes through to me at my desk.
Speaker 7: Okay, So so then I have.
Speaker 1: To go into the system, copy and paste, change the
Speaker 1: font aerial a team so it's easy to read for everyone,
Speaker 1: printed out three whole punch it and place it into
Speaker 1: our secret password binder.
Speaker 7: Calm down. I didn't know companies do that.
Speaker 1: It's called security. Hackers can't steal binders. Well, I guess
Speaker 1: technically they could if they got into the bill. Listen,
Speaker 1: it's just harder for them to steal it when there's
Speaker 1: a physical copy.
Speaker 7: Okay, yeah, I just thought it was more sophisticated than that.
Speaker 1: I oh, oh yeah, Oh so now you're you're saying
Speaker 1: my job is a joke.
Speaker 7: No, just I thought it was computerized in digital Oh
Speaker 7: I bet.
Speaker 2: You love that.
Speaker 1: Yeah, they just hired an AI robot come in here
Speaker 1: and just take my job away. Password changed, easy, pasy,
Speaker 1: and then I'm jobless.
Speaker 7: It sounds like you got a lot going on, man, Yeah,
Speaker 7: you sound like angry at me for change my passwords.
Speaker 1: You change your password like I changed my clothes.
Speaker 7: Don't you recommend that we change our passwords often? Isn't
Speaker 7: that the safer thing?
Speaker 6: Oh?
Speaker 1: I recommend you make one, really really strong, good one
Speaker 1: that no hacker's ever gonna guess? Why are you changing
Speaker 1: it over and over? And don't you tell me? Because
Speaker 1: it's you forgot. Everyone says they forgot. Do not say
Speaker 1: those words.
Speaker 7: I forgot, But because.
Speaker 1: That's that, that's the straw, the straw that brought the
Speaker 1: camels back.
Speaker 3: Luke, you forgot your password. You've r your mom's name.
Speaker 3: What'd you forget?
Speaker 7: This is really unprofessional. You're yelling at me.
Speaker 13: Bro.
Speaker 7: I'm sorry, but this is your job, and I'm trying to.
Speaker 1: Watch Netflix over here, and all of a sudden it's like, hey,
Speaker 1: now we got a new FBI security database. We got
Speaker 1: to change our password yet again.
Speaker 7: Oh now I understand why you're so worried about AI.
Speaker 7: You're sitting there watching Netflix and you're supposed to be
Speaker 7: wait a minute, checking the data.
Speaker 1: And should I not be watching Netflix like you're saying
Speaker 1: there's like a better streaming service?
Speaker 7: No, I only should be watching streaming in general.
Speaker 1: Wait, wait, hold on, hold on, I think we're onto something.
Speaker 1: Do you have like an extra password or a password
Speaker 1: you'd like to share.
Speaker 7: I don't remember all my passwords. I'm not going to
Speaker 7: remember that password either, And secondly, I wouldn't give it
Speaker 7: to you.
Speaker 1: Well, you don't have to, cause I see a chase
Speaker 1: visa here on file. I could just sign up for
Speaker 1: the year's worth the Hulu.
Speaker 2: This situation just got.
Speaker 1: Better, my man.
Speaker 7: No on the contrary to situation is getting much worse,
Speaker 7: Like do you have a supervisor or.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean my supervisor's your wife.
Speaker 7: Wait you know my wife?
Speaker 3: Yeah, I actually do, because she set you up for
Speaker 3: this whole thing.
Speaker 1: Man, my name's Juse from Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning.
Speaker 2: This is a phone tap.
Speaker 7: Oh my wife set up.
Speaker 15: So yeah, we're that radio show she always talks about.
Speaker 7: Oh my god, what.
Speaker 1: Bro she told us you had to change her password
Speaker 1: three times in the last like two months because.
Speaker 13: Forgetting it, that's what.
Speaker 7: That's what made me think, like I don't know. That
Speaker 7: just made me feel like it was legitate. No, so stupid.
Speaker 13: Bro.
Speaker 1: Do you know how many binders I have personally with
Speaker 1: all of your passwords in it that you change it
Speaker 1: looks like a Library's.
Speaker 7: Kind of true because I changed my pastwords a lot.
Speaker 8: Because you're supposed to.
Speaker 3: Just changing to Brook and Jeffrey. No one will ever
Speaker 3: guess it.
Speaker 7: Sure, I'll get right on that, Brooke, and.
Speaker 2: What changes every few years.
Speaker 1: Don't worry about it.
Speaker 6: Wake up every morning with phone tabs weekday mornings on
Speaker 6: the twenties Brooke and Jeffrey in the Morning.
Speaker 2: If you want to become instantly famous, yeah, it's easy. Okay,
Speaker 2: all you gotta do is go to La start a
Speaker 2: romantic affair with a famous celebrity who's already in a
Speaker 2: committed relationship. What he trust me. Your photo will be
Speaker 2: all over the tabloids. You will be the coolest person
Speaker 2: in your friend g cool Well would be the most
Speaker 2: hated person in America. Maybe. And that's what one of
Speaker 2: our listeners is worried might happen to his friend if
Speaker 2: she actually goes through with her plan, she may be
Speaker 2: at the center of a very public celebrity scandal that
Speaker 2: will not look good on her. And that's why he
Speaker 2: needs our best advice coming up when we do your
Speaker 2: brand new awkward Tuesday phone call right after this, It's
Speaker 2: awkward Tuesday. It's awkward Tuesday. When it comes to friendship,
Speaker 2: How much power should you have over your friend's love life?
Speaker 3: What power?
Speaker 13: I mean?
Speaker 2: If you're Brook, you want full control. Brook wants to
Speaker 2: decide who you date, when you date them, and if
Speaker 2: she can watch while it happens, because Brook knows better
Speaker 2: than you what is best for your romance.
Speaker 4: Check it's because I care, I care, I care, whatever
Speaker 4: it is.
Speaker 2: One of our listeners says he doesn't want full control
Speaker 2: over his friend's dating life. But he does want to intervene.
Speaker 3: A little bit.
Speaker 5: Don't do it, man, and he.
Speaker 2: Needs our help to do it, of course. So let's
Speaker 2: talk to David about it. David, welcome to the show.
Speaker 8: What's going on?
Speaker 7: Guys?
Speaker 4: That is quite the start, quite the intro, David. Can
Speaker 4: we ask who the friend is?
Speaker 8: Yeah, her name's Ronda.
Speaker 2: It's a woman on Females Love.
Speaker 8: Yeah.
Speaker 5: Are you sure there's not some hidden you have for Ronda?
Speaker 5: And that's why you want to see?
Speaker 2: This is Brooks saying that she knows exactly what you
Speaker 2: want and when you wanted and watch.
Speaker 3: Wait, I know.
Speaker 5: That was a question, and it's a valid question.
Speaker 8: Okay, Well, I mean she's cute, but like that's not
Speaker 8: really the issue that I have here, and like I'm
Speaker 8: not usually I want to intervene into somebody else's relationships,
Speaker 8: but this is kind of like a I don't know,
Speaker 8: it could blow up.
Speaker 2: Okay, you're looking out for what's going on?
Speaker 8: Well, she told me about this new guy that she's
Speaker 8: been talking to online and like apparently he just kind
Speaker 8: of like slid into her DMS and they've been chatting
Speaker 8: on there for a couple of weeks.
Speaker 5: Okay, Okay, this sounds pretty normal.
Speaker 8: But then she told me who it was, and that's
Speaker 8: where I kind of got.
Speaker 13: A little shock.
Speaker 5: Wait, you know the person?
Speaker 8: Well, I mean he's a professional athlete. I really don't
Speaker 8: want to say who it is, but like he's a
Speaker 8: footballer at a pretty skilled position. He's is still my
Speaker 8: famous dude.
Speaker 5: Okay, so that's cool. What's wrong with that?
Speaker 8: Well, she's sharing with me and like confiding in me
Speaker 8: that they've been talking like a lot, and she started
Speaker 8: showing me dms from the profile and I can confirm
Speaker 8: it's really his Instagram.
Speaker 13: And like.
Speaker 2: My question was going to be, like, are you sure
Speaker 2: it's him? Because sometimes people pretend to be other people.
Speaker 2: It's a bold move to try and catfish with a
Speaker 2: pro athlete, but I don't know how desperate some guys.
Speaker 8: Are, but this is a pro athlete that is currently engaged.
Speaker 4: You think, do you think your friend if you know
Speaker 4: that your friend knows that I told her.
Speaker 8: About it, she doesn't seem to care. She's like, well,
Speaker 8: clearly he's not that happy with the situation, or like
Speaker 8: planning to meet up at his hotel when he comes into.
Speaker 2: Town next So you're saying they have not met in
Speaker 2: person yet.
Speaker 8: No, but there are like pictures of all of their conversations,
Speaker 8: and if this thing leaks, and especially if somebody catches
Speaker 8: up picture of them meeting up the hotel room, Like, god, dude,
Speaker 8: this is gonna be a really, really bad situation.
Speaker 2: And you are ready with that camera to take that
Speaker 2: at the hotel.
Speaker 4: I mean, despite Jeffrey joking around, I don't intervene, Like
Speaker 4: I don't think that it's a good idea. I mean,
Speaker 4: I think, don't you think your friend knows all this,
Speaker 4: Like she knows that he's engaged, she knows that it's
Speaker 4: like a bad not the best choice, but she's doing
Speaker 4: it anyway.
Speaker 3: Karma will intervene later, he's trying to help her.
Speaker 5: Know his friend wants to do this.
Speaker 8: But like there are different kinds of karva, man, there
Speaker 8: are kinds of karma where like a regular person's wife
Speaker 8: finds out and then like you have to go through
Speaker 8: all that. But like this is a public athlete. Like
Speaker 8: imagine a mistake you make now being publicized and haunting
Speaker 8: you for the rest of your life.
Speaker 4: So you think your friend doesn't understand the repercussions of
Speaker 4: what she's gonna do.
Speaker 8: Right, I mean, he just needs Oh he's cute. I
Speaker 8: like him. He's a big football guy, and like he's
Speaker 8: just not happy in his relationship or whatever. But like
Speaker 8: they've only been talking for a couple of weeks. She
Speaker 8: doesn't know about his relationship, and like, I really just
Speaker 8: need to convince her not to do this.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean, and I've seen stuff like this happen
Speaker 2: where people try and like sneak around on their partners
Speaker 2: and the experts say that you should use restraint there.
Speaker 5: What what are you saying?
Speaker 2: Or get out the restraints, bring restraints into it. I
Speaker 2: don't know what the advice is.
Speaker 15: Okay, obviously that's why we need to go to We
Speaker 15: need to go to you guys for advice.
Speaker 2: Maybe something with the restraints. I mean, but I do
Speaker 2: think we should intervene.
Speaker 14: Really.
Speaker 2: I mean, if you see your friend driving a car
Speaker 2: towards a cliff, you don't go, well, they know that there's.
Speaker 4: A cliff there, actually do Yeah, I mean I'd be like, oh,
Speaker 4: be on the other end to help you pick up
Speaker 4: the pieces, Like that's what.
Speaker 2: Your friend drive off the cliff?
Speaker 5: Yeah, my friend's not an idiot. She knows the cliff
Speaker 5: is there. She just wants to see how far the
Speaker 5: car will go.
Speaker 3: Just let her die and go. I'll be at your funeral.
Speaker 8: Friends.
Speaker 2: Kind of our job. Our listener is asking us to
Speaker 2: step in and help him intervene in a good way.
Speaker 5: I mean, his intentions are pure.
Speaker 4: I totally agree with that, that he really truly wants
Speaker 4: to help.
Speaker 2: It sounds like, oh, now that Brook agrees with me.
Speaker 2: I'm second guessing. We're going to come back. We're going
Speaker 2: to go around the room, give you a little bit
Speaker 2: of advice, and let you make your awkward Tuesday phone
Speaker 2: call to your friend to try and stop her from
Speaker 2: going and meeting up with this professional athlete who is
Speaker 2: already engaged.
Speaker 4: I mean, shock, a professional athlete who would be cheating?
Speaker 2: That is dare you besmirch the name of professional athlete?
Speaker 5: I would never expect it.
Speaker 2: We're going to stop it from happening. Yeah, we'll come
Speaker 2: back and do it right after this. It's awkward.
Speaker 6: It's Tuesday.
Speaker 2: It's awkward Tuesday phone call. You've heard of having a
Speaker 2: wingman when you go out trying to help you meet people,
Speaker 2: But in today's awkward Tuesday call, we're going to be
Speaker 2: the anti wingman. Trying to stop a woman from meeting
Speaker 2: up with a professional football player who slid into her
Speaker 2: DMS and asked her to come over to his hotel
Speaker 2: when he's in town. Yeah, and our listener David wants
Speaker 2: to prevent that from happening.
Speaker 4: Because the football players engage that.
Speaker 2: Would invite a lot of drama and negative energy into
Speaker 2: his friend Ronda's life if she actually goes through with this.
Speaker 2: So David's just trying to be a good friend look
Speaker 2: out for her. Now, how do we convince her not
Speaker 2: to actually go see the guy. That's where Brooke comes
Speaker 2: in with her anti wingman advice. So what do you
Speaker 2: have to say to David here?
Speaker 5: You know, if anyone can turn a man off, it's me.
Speaker 2: Do you think David should do?
Speaker 4: Honestly, David, I think you convince her to talk herself
Speaker 4: out of it.
Speaker 8: Okay, what how do you expect me to do that?
Speaker 4: You are going to make up a story about how
Speaker 4: you are about to sleep with someone's fiance and you
Speaker 4: care that they're getting married, and it's just to make
Speaker 4: you happy, and you're so selfish.
Speaker 5: She's gonna jump in and be like, no, David, you
Speaker 5: can't do that. That's the worst thing to do ever.
Speaker 5: And then you say, what do you do? You can't
Speaker 5: do it either?
Speaker 2: What do you think about that? Use Brooks personal life
Speaker 2: as you know, you.
Speaker 7: Know what, Let's do it?
Speaker 13: Why not?
Speaker 2: Let's give it? Okay, maybe jose has some other advice
Speaker 2: to you might toss in there. What do you think
Speaker 2: it's just in case?
Speaker 11: Well, I was thinking, you know how the forbidden fruit works,
Speaker 11: Like the second you tell someone you can't have something,
Speaker 11: they want it way more. Yeah, instead of telling her
Speaker 11: you're against this, you need to be over the top
Speaker 11: in favor of this.
Speaker 5: Maybe even ask if you couldjoin it.
Speaker 3: Oh my god, your biggest cheerleader.
Speaker 11: And then she's gonna think it's super weird, like what
Speaker 11: is your problem?
Speaker 2: Okay, a little reverse psychology on her. I meant them,
Speaker 2: can I kiss something?
Speaker 3: And she's gonna go back off.
Speaker 2: That could be a possibility for you to use, David
Speaker 2: if you need it. But you have our advice. Now
Speaker 2: we're gonna dial Rondo for you or step away and
Speaker 2: let you make your awkward call. Hopefully you can convince
Speaker 2: her not to meet up with this football player. You ready, Yeah,
Speaker 2: I'm ready?
Speaker 7: All right, Well, we'll.
Speaker 2: Stay quiet, we'll jump in if we feel like you
Speaker 2: need a little help. But here we go.
Speaker 8: Hello, Hey Ronda, how's it going.
Speaker 14: Oh hey David? Yeah, what up?
Speaker 8: Not much. I just wanted to kind of call and
Speaker 8: check in and see how things have been. I haven't
Speaker 8: heard from you for like the past.
Speaker 13: Day or so.
Speaker 14: Yeah, everything's pretty good, got it.
Speaker 13: Heard.
Speaker 8: How was your night last night?
Speaker 14: I did?
Speaker 13: I did?
Speaker 8: Okay, Well, I mean my night was good, and I
Speaker 8: mean I kind of I don't know. I kind of
Speaker 8: have like this weird little situation I'm in and I
Speaker 8: just kind of wanted to check in and see if
Speaker 8: I could get some advice from you on it. It's
Speaker 8: a little weird, okay, And I mean you're always good
Speaker 8: at advice. You're You're totally somebody that I can trust,
Speaker 8: and so I figured you'd be the person to talk
Speaker 8: to you about this.
Speaker 14: Ah. Thanks, Yeah s Philip, let's hear it.
Speaker 13: Yeah.
Speaker 8: So, I mean, I know we tell each other everything,
Speaker 8: but I haven't really told you about this yet. I'm
Speaker 8: kind of I've been seeing this new girl for the
Speaker 8: past couple of weeks.
Speaker 14: Oh really, that's exciting. Who is she?
Speaker 8: Yeah, it's this girl that I met at It was
Speaker 8: on one of the surveys of Saturdays the other week,
Speaker 8: and I don't know, I'm kind of feeling really really
Speaker 8: guilty about the whole thing because she's kind of engaged.
Speaker 14: Oh yikes.
Speaker 8: Yeah, and I haven't really told anybody about it. Like,
Speaker 8: I mean, she's really cool at all. But at the
Speaker 8: same time, it's kind of like, don't know that. That
Speaker 8: sounds like I don't know.
Speaker 13: What do you think I should do?
Speaker 14: I don't I don't know. Man, it sounds messy, sounds
Speaker 14: mey to me.
Speaker 8: Yeah it is, But like, do you think I should
Speaker 8: still see her?
Speaker 7: Or like I.
Speaker 14: Mean, probably not. I mean, like, don't waste your time
Speaker 14: on some engaged girl. You're totally better than that.
Speaker 8: Really, See See this is what I'm talking about.
Speaker 13: You see what I mean?
Speaker 14: No, I don't see what you mean. What do you mean?
Speaker 8: Look, you need to take your own advice and not
Speaker 8: meet up with that engaged football player you've been talking to.
Speaker 8: Like you see what I mean? How it sounds like
Speaker 8: coming from me, like if I was a mess I
Speaker 8: got I mean, not to do it?
Speaker 14: Are you?
Speaker 8: But like you're more than willing to go do it?
Speaker 8: Like you're better than But.
Speaker 14: Wait, are you kidding me? Just what this is really about.
Speaker 8: Yeah, and your advice was don't mess around with an
Speaker 8: engaged person.
Speaker 14: Well, why are you doing it?
Speaker 10: Then, I'm not.
Speaker 13: I made it.
Speaker 8: Don't Let just approve a point. You should not meet
Speaker 8: up with.
Speaker 14: Him, dude, that was my advice for you. My situation
Speaker 14: is totally different.
Speaker 8: How how is it different just because he's like a
Speaker 8: bajillionaire and he's like going to take you on like
Speaker 8: exotic trips and like I don't know, like buy you
Speaker 8: in persons that's like his I's like, like, how is
Speaker 8: it different at all?
Speaker 14: Well, I mean it doesn't sound bad for me. It
Speaker 14: doesn't sound that bad to me.
Speaker 8: Should sound bad for me.
Speaker 14: I can't do this, dude, Like, no, I can and
Speaker 14: I am.
Speaker 8: So no, You're going to ruin your life, Like this
Speaker 8: is not a good idea.
Speaker 14: Weird, No, this is so weird. Like why do you
Speaker 14: even care so much?
Speaker 8: Because the student's on my fantasy football team and I'm
Speaker 8: in the playoffs and I need you not to mess
Speaker 8: this up for me?
Speaker 14: Oh oh oh sure. Well if you would have just
Speaker 14: told me that, then, like I would have never said.
Speaker 8: Better.
Speaker 2: No, can you hear us?
Speaker 14: Somebody else is on the line.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you're actually on the radio right now with a
Speaker 2: show called Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning. David asked
Speaker 2: us to call you.
Speaker 14: I'm on the radio right now.
Speaker 2: Yeah, trying to help David out.
Speaker 4: He's trying to be a good friend and help you out,
Speaker 4: is what he's.
Speaker 5: Trying to do.
Speaker 14: David, You've got to be kidding me.
Speaker 8: Look, I mean, I really don't think that you get it,
Speaker 8: Like I could win three hundred dollars if his mind
Speaker 8: is right, Okay, but.
Speaker 2: You're concentrated on the rock is not cool. David. We're
Speaker 2: mad at you too, because you told us that you
Speaker 2: wanted to do this because you were worried about your
Speaker 2: friend Ronda and TMZ catching photos of them at the hotel,
Speaker 2: her being a home wrecord. But you used to us.
Speaker 4: Funds like it was like some moral high ground that
Speaker 4: you were on, not the fantasy crack.
Speaker 8: I mean, you're passionately about both things. I promise you you.
Speaker 5: Cared about well and fantasy.
Speaker 2: If you want to win your fantasy team, I'm more
Speaker 2: than willing to trade a couple of players with you
Speaker 2: and help you out because I'm screwed, Like.
Speaker 4: Only three hundred dollars her burken bag is worth so
Speaker 4: much more.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it is not a lot of money, David.
Speaker 14: I mean, oh, David, if your fantasy football team might win,
Speaker 14: then sure, I'll totally not see him. Just you're going
Speaker 14: to do that?
Speaker 5: No, I think I think she's being sarcastic David's.
Speaker 14: Yes, of course, I'm being sarcastic. David. That's ridiculous.
Speaker 2: What if he gave you a cut of his winnings.
Speaker 4: I mean, let's be honest that the football player is
Speaker 4: not going to get you a burken bag.
Speaker 5: It's not going to happen. Though it's a one night
Speaker 5: hook up.
Speaker 2: You don't get like a Gucci bag. If you're like,
Speaker 2: what do you get for a one night hookup?
Speaker 5: Alexis, I know someone who got car once.
Speaker 14: Oh my god, that that actually happened. You guys have
Speaker 14: that guy's number.
Speaker 5: Great, So maybe.
Speaker 4: That actually doesn't sound like a boundary to this hasn't
Speaker 4: stopped her before.
Speaker 5: Yeah, but oh my god.
Speaker 2: The whole goal was to try and prevent you from
Speaker 2: doing this in the first place.
Speaker 13: Ronda.
Speaker 2: It doesn't sound like you've changed your mind at all.
Speaker 14: Yeah, you know, I'm actually even more excited to meet
Speaker 14: up with this guy now.
Speaker 2: Oh god, he's gay, David. I'm sorry, man, this is
Speaker 2: totally backfiring on you.
Speaker 5: Alexis it's that car comment.
Speaker 4: I will say, I do think it's probably not the
Speaker 4: best choice.
Speaker 5: You sleeping with an engaged football player.
Speaker 14: Engaged is not married?
Speaker 1: Oh technically that's engaged isn't married.
Speaker 2: That could be a bumper stick or just make it
Speaker 2: the top of your new dating profile.
Speaker 5: Let's not use that as your life mantra.
Speaker 4: That's gonna lead to good places, I think thentra.
Speaker 3: Yeah, a website.
Speaker 8: I just care about you, and I don't want to
Speaker 8: see you get hurt. Yes, I care about the fantasy
Speaker 8: football thing, but I can really see those backfiring and
Speaker 8: you're my best friend and I don't want to see
Speaker 8: you get hurt like that.
Speaker 2: Yeah, Ronda, all the fantasy football stuff aside. I do
Speaker 2: think that he's really coming from a genuine place, trying
Speaker 2: to have your back, and you should at least muld
Speaker 2: this decision over before you go over to the football
Speaker 2: player's hotel. Considerate.
Speaker 14: I know, I do appreciate it, but.
Speaker 4: She's like, you know, you can't You can't get hurt
Speaker 4: if you don't actually have feelings for someone.
Speaker 5: I think this is a different type of transaction.
Speaker 3: Well, this guy's upon the injury report with a groin injury.
Speaker 2: I think we know why. Or she's going to end
Speaker 2: up in a box suite next to Taylor's switch.
Speaker 3: We'll see you on the.
Speaker 6: Car.
Speaker 2: Keep us updating, looking Jeffrey in the morning. Today's player
Speaker 2: is named Jennifer. She is a brand manager on Amazon.
Speaker 5: Oh yes she is.
Speaker 12: And you know what she says is the hottest item
Speaker 12: on the website right now, Hotter than a tight men's sweater,
Speaker 12: Hotter than slender slim fit leather pants for men, even
Speaker 12: hotter than super tight socks so tight I can barely
Speaker 12: squeeze these menly toes into.
Speaker 1: The hot product on Amazon she manages is tarps.
Speaker 2: People loving their tarps right now.
Speaker 12: It's about to get wet in the studio, but we're
Speaker 12: saying thanks to Jennifer and her tarps online.
Speaker 2: Welcome to the show, Jennifer.
Speaker 7: Thank you, Jeffrey, you're my favorite.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, I never get that on this segment.
Speaker 5: Literally no, I never hear that.
Speaker 8: But I think it's so crazy because you're so awesome.
Speaker 5: For Jennifer, extra tar I know what size are we talking?
Speaker 5: What's the biggest tarp that you're selling.
Speaker 14: Fifty by one hundred fifty.
Speaker 6: Wow.
Speaker 4: Wow, we could just this whole building.
Speaker 2: I'm gonna wear tarps instead of clothes to wear.
Speaker 3: I'm gonna make myself.
Speaker 5: I'm not even lying.
Speaker 2: You got electrocuting.
Speaker 5: I touched the mic and it set a shock up
Speaker 5: my arm.
Speaker 2: Karma is a cruel mistress broke. Remember that. Now get
Speaker 2: out of the studio and while she leaves, Jennifer, you
Speaker 2: know how the game works. You got thirty seconds answer
Speaker 2: as many questions as possible. If you don't know when,
Speaker 2: you could say pass. But you do have to beat
Speaker 2: Brooke outright to win. Are you ready?
Speaker 6: Yeah?
Speaker 2: All right, We're all pulling for you here because I'm
Speaker 2: your favorite. Good luck. Your time starts now. Is the
Speaker 2: last man to walk on the moon alive or dead?
Speaker 14: Oh?
Speaker 2: The famous landmark called the Spanish Steps can be found
Speaker 2: in which Italian city? In golf, if you get an albatross,
Speaker 2: how many strokes under par are you.
Speaker 14: Three?
Speaker 2: According to the nursery rhyme, what fruit did little Jack
Speaker 2: Horner pull out of his Christmas.
Speaker 5: Kerry?
Speaker 2: A cobbler makes shoes, but a fletcher makes what type
Speaker 2: of weapon? Spears, arrows or knives. Spear say spears on
Speaker 2: that last one? Yeah, okay, just confirming good work. Jennifer
Speaker 2: Brook is going to come back into the studio. Actually
Speaker 2: really good, especially for your Yeah, no, Jennifer is just amazing.
Speaker 5: What do we want to know about tarp girl?
Speaker 4: Then she.
Speaker 2: Says the best part of her job is that you
Speaker 2: work remote? What is that like, Jennifer? Does it feel
Speaker 2: good to work remote?
Speaker 7: I mean, I can go five days without leaving my house.
Speaker 14: It's kind of sad, but I kind of like it nice.
Speaker 5: So you're not a big social interaction type of lady.
Speaker 14: My family's enough.
Speaker 2: Jennifer is a woman after my own heart. So we
Speaker 2: turn into Brook. Are you ready?
Speaker 13: Yes?
Speaker 2: Your time starts now. Is the last man to walk
Speaker 2: on the moon? Alive or dead?
Speaker 5: Alive?
Speaker 2: The famous landmark called the Spanish Steps can be found
Speaker 2: in which Italian city, Venice. In golf, if you get
Speaker 2: an albatross, how many strokes under par are you four?
Speaker 2: According to the nursery rhyme, what fruit did little Jack
Speaker 2: Horner pull out of his Christmas pie?
Speaker 15: Uh?
Speaker 5: Fruit plump?
Speaker 2: A cobbler makes shoes, but a fletcher makes what type
Speaker 2: of weapons? Spears, arrows or knives, spears? Is Australia made
Speaker 2: up of states or provinces?
Speaker 5: States?
Speaker 7: All right?
Speaker 2: With a size? She answers her final question, and then
Speaker 2: we're gonna go on over to the scoreboard to see
Speaker 2: how you bolted with Jose. I am a cowboy, and
Speaker 2: what a cute little cowboy you are, Jose. That was
Speaker 2: an old clip.
Speaker 3: By the way, if you're confused what you got three corrected.
Speaker 5: It's pretty good. Jennifer again on social interaction, this.
Speaker 2: Is selling a big tarp right now. Don't interrupt her
Speaker 2: and bro only.
Speaker 6: Walk street.
Speaker 2: Congratulations, Jennifer, you beat brod.
Speaker 5: It was a fifty fifty on the Australia one.
Speaker 3: Did I get that right or wrong?
Speaker 2: We're find out here. Let's go to the answers. The
Speaker 2: last man to walk on the moon his name was
Speaker 2: Eugene's Cernin and he is dead. That's how I stepped
Speaker 2: on the moon in nineteen seventy two. Died in twenty seventeen.
Speaker 2: Moonwalking bad for your health. We'll have more at eleven.
Speaker 2: The famous landmark called the Spanish Steps can be found
Speaker 2: in the Italian city of Rome. You went there, didn't you?
Speaker 2: In golf if you get in Albatroz, you are three
Speaker 2: strokes under par in the nursery rhyme, little Jack Horner
Speaker 2: pulls a plum out of his Christmas pie. Cobbler makes shoes,
Speaker 2: a Fletcher makes arrows, and Australia is made up of
Speaker 2: six states. States they use states there. Congratulations, you beat
Speaker 2: brook You're getting one hundred dollars plus just for playing.
Speaker 2: You also win a fifty do are Macy's gift card awesome?
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Speaker 5: Well do all right, I just didn't feel great about that,
Speaker 5: so oh really that's okay. Let me off same. You're
Speaker 5: your favorite. I mean, obviously this is going to be
Speaker 5: a loss for me.
Speaker 13: You know.
Speaker 2: It just goes to show if you come on the
Speaker 2: show and say that, good things will happen to you. Congratulations, Jennifer.
Speaker 2: We'll be back to the wind Brooks Box the same
Speaker 2: time tomorrow
Speaker 6: Brooking Jeffrey in the morning.