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Speaker 1: I sure will. Good morning everybody, if you'll listening to
Speaker 1: the voice, come on dig me now one and only
Speaker 1: see if Harvey got a radio show man. God is
Speaker 1: in the blessing business. I'm in the receiving line.
Speaker 2: Man.
Speaker 1: That's a good feeling. I thank God for waking me
Speaker 1: up in the mornings, I really really do. I thank
Speaker 1: God for the spirit that he wakes me up with
Speaker 1: because I finally, but I finally figured it out. Such
Speaker 1: a blessing that shouldn't be taken for granted. The fact
Speaker 1: that you are up today, the fact that you just
Speaker 1: got off working, you driving home, the fact that you
Speaker 1: got a job to come home from, the fact that
Speaker 1: you got a job to wake up too. Whatever it is,
Speaker 1: the fact that you can see, think, here, smell, walk, talk, rhyme, reason,
Speaker 1: whatever it is, it's a blessing Man. I was talking
Speaker 1: to a partner mine last night and an analogy came
Speaker 1: to me last night of what my life has been
Speaker 1: like just going over my story with a friend of
Speaker 1: mine of all some of the things I had gone through,
Speaker 1: and he never knew it because he said, man, you
Speaker 1: never told me that we were just talking. One of
Speaker 1: the things I remember, and it's kind of equated to
Speaker 1: my life, was when I was a little boy, as
Speaker 1: she got to the store with my mom and she
Speaker 1: would let me buy a jigsaw puzzle. Now, for those
Speaker 1: of you, a jigsaw puzzle comes in a box. There
Speaker 1: are no instructions. It just comes in a box and
Speaker 1: it's simple. You're gonna dump the pieces out in a
Speaker 1: pile and you're gonna try to put the pieces together
Speaker 1: until it looks like the picture that's on the cover
Speaker 1: of the box. That's as simple as it is. Here
Speaker 1: is I would select a jigsaw puzzle based on the
Speaker 1: picture that I liked and if I thought I.
Speaker 2: Could do it.
Speaker 1: Now, if the picture looked too crazy, if it looked
Speaker 1: too intricate, I didn't want that puzzle, you know. And
Speaker 1: the thing was, back in the day, you got a
Speaker 1: jigsaw puzzle you had one hundred piece puzzles, four hundred
Speaker 1: piece puzzles, man, then they say a thousand piece puzzle.
Speaker 1: You go oooh. So those were a little difficult for
Speaker 1: me when I was a little boy, so I didn't
Speaker 1: want that. As I got a little bit older, I
Speaker 1: had more challenging puzzles, you know, four fifty five hundred
Speaker 1: piece puzzles. But I always picked a picture of something
Speaker 1: I liked. So it's very simple. You get the jigsaw puzzle,
Speaker 1: you get it home, you open it up, you dump
Speaker 1: it out on the table. You flip all the pieces
Speaker 1: over so you can see them, and then I would
Speaker 1: try to sort them based on the colors on the box.
Speaker 1: If it was like a black section, I'd take all
Speaker 1: the black pieces and slide them over there.
Speaker 2: If it was some flowers, I'd try to find all.
Speaker 1: The pictures with little jigsaw pieces with the little floor,
Speaker 1: and I separate them and then i'd start putting it together.
Speaker 1: And the way I started was i'd try to build
Speaker 1: a border first, because I knew all the straight edges
Speaker 1: had to be side by side at one point. And
Speaker 1: it was funny, man, because it's related to my life.
Speaker 1: I would start putting the pieces together of the picture
Speaker 1: I saw that I liked, and that would be my picture.
Speaker 1: A lot of people didn't like jigsaw puzzles. As a
Speaker 1: matter of fact, none of the boys on the street
Speaker 1: liked jigsaw puzzles but me, because they just didn't want
Speaker 1: to go through the intricate details of figuring that out.
Speaker 1: Really go outside and run or something like that. And
Speaker 1: so what happened was, as I got older, I wanted
Speaker 1: more difficult in challenging puzzles, but I wouldn't go too far.
Speaker 2: I wanted some nice stuff to happen.
Speaker 1: I had a picture of what I wanted for my life,
Speaker 1: but I didn't want to go too far because it
Speaker 1: was so challenging and difficult. I couldn't see myself with
Speaker 1: all of that, and I didn't have the time, the knowledge,
Speaker 1: the expertise to figuring all the intricate details. And I
Speaker 1: discovered something when I was talking last night. That's what
Speaker 1: happens in life to a lot of people. You get
Speaker 1: bogged down with the details of coming up and trying
Speaker 1: to create the picture that you want for yourself. You
Speaker 1: put it to the side, You say, ah, that puzzles
Speaker 1: are crazy. Next thing you know, you crumb it up
Speaker 1: and put it back in the box. So you go
Speaker 1: halfway and you get stuck, and you get to the
Speaker 1: part where it ain't a lot of different colors. It's
Speaker 1: all the same, and that's a little bit more so
Speaker 1: that may stop you. But it's somewhere in the jigsaw
Speaker 1: puzzle that it gets very difficult and challenging. The bigger
Speaker 1: the picture you want, but then what all happened in
Speaker 1: your life, It's just like what happened in a jigsaw.
Speaker 1: Once you get comfortable and you don't mind the challenge,
Speaker 1: you could get a bigger picture. But here's the key
Speaker 1: to it, though, if you put God in your mix. See,
Speaker 1: the picture that I saw for myself as a boy
Speaker 1: is not the picture that has happened to me as
Speaker 1: a man. Because along the way from boyhood to manhood,
Speaker 1: from the time I was telling you understand what happened
Speaker 1: along the ride in there was I started putting God
Speaker 1: in the mix. And so now the picture that I
Speaker 1: have now is not the picture I saw. It's the
Speaker 1: picture that God saw. So what I'm saying this analogy
Speaker 1: is the picture you have may be difficult to complete,
Speaker 1: but if you were to include God in your life,
Speaker 1: put God in your jigsaw puzzle. God will not only
Speaker 1: help you complete the puzzle, and he gonna add some pieces,
Speaker 1: he gonna do some favors, he gonna show some mercy,
Speaker 1: and you gonna look up and the picture that you're
Speaker 1: able to end up with will be totally different and
Speaker 1: much more complete, much more beautiful, a bigger picture than
Speaker 1: the one you had, Because there's no way that I
Speaker 1: could have saught a life that I have today back
Speaker 1: when I was a boy. And it amazes me when
Speaker 1: I hear people say I always saw this for myself. Ah,
Speaker 1: I didn't do that. I didn't quite see this for myself.
Speaker 1: I don't know how you can have the ability to
Speaker 1: see what God really has for you. But man, he's
Speaker 1: a master for jigsaw. Man, he's an incredible puzzle completed.
Speaker 1: So if you got a puzzle that's challenging to you,
Speaker 1: maybe you need to see what's the picture that God
Speaker 1: has for your life. If God were in your life,
Speaker 1: if you complete it to puzzle, what would it look like.
Speaker 1: It'll be a far more extensive puzzle, and it would
Speaker 1: be a far more beautiful piece of scenery than you
Speaker 1: could have ever imagined. Tears come in my eyes because
Speaker 1: I can't believe God bought me this far. I can't
Speaker 1: believe that when I opened up and accepted him and
Speaker 1: started talking to him, that he would add all these
Speaker 1: pieceles to my jigsaw puzzle, and my jigsaw puzzle would
Speaker 1: look like this. And I can tell you I ain't
Speaker 1: got a whole lot to do with what out and
Speaker 1: turned into. It's mostly favor and blessings and grace and
Speaker 1: mercy of God. And I looked up and I just
Speaker 1: got a much bigger jigsaw puzzle completed.
Speaker 2: And guess what, He ain't through with me yet.
Speaker 1: That's what's amazing and exciting about a relationship with God.
Speaker 1: God could take your jigsaw puzzle and fix it. Morning show,
Speaker 1: ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, monkey trainers, anybody that
Speaker 1: has a talking parent. Matter of fact, churches in West
Speaker 1: Virginia that handle poisonous snakes. I'm talking to everybody this morning.
Speaker 1: Welcome to the team Harvey Mortar Show. We ain't handling
Speaker 1: no poisonous snakes on here. Called Carla work on the show.
Speaker 1: Colin has said a thousand times, you can't even show
Speaker 1: Colin for real a picture of a snake. Nope, it's
Speaker 1: a wrap I'm out we doing that up in she
Speaker 1: out show. It's somebody else. I ain't producing nothing. What
Speaker 1: is surely afraid of?
Speaker 8: Oh?
Speaker 1: Mice, squirrels, squirrels and she don't like rodents? H Tommy,
Speaker 1: don't like thunder and like you and you don't like
Speaker 1: cold well and you don't like don't like people?
Speaker 9: People nailed it?
Speaker 4: Okay, what is it?
Speaker 2: I don't like?
Speaker 9: What don't you like?
Speaker 5: What are you?
Speaker 7: Friend?
Speaker 9: You don't like you don't like people.
Speaker 10: You don't like people touching you like giving you massages
Speaker 10: and uh, pedicures and manicures and stuff.
Speaker 9: You don't like that at all.
Speaker 1: You don't like to take picture, you don't like nothing,
Speaker 1: you don't like the show.
Speaker 9: You don't on this show.
Speaker 11: You're like living.
Speaker 9: Say you don't like being poor?
Speaker 1: Now asked. I was just about to say that you
Speaker 1: don't want.
Speaker 2: To be poor. You don't right there? You have a winter.
Speaker 1: You do not want to go back to that. I'm
Speaker 1: not mad at you. Scared ladies, gentlemen, That's the Steve
Speaker 1: Harvey Morning Show. That's how we do it. Shelon Strawberry,
Speaker 1: Coline Rell Junior, Mississippi Monica.
Speaker 2: The legend that is nephew, Tommy.
Speaker 11: Yeah, you know, like a lot of things. What is
Speaker 11: it about? Get you up?
Speaker 1: Yeah, we get you from allergic to it? It a lot,
Speaker 1: It a lot. It made me. I scratched a lot
Speaker 1: when I was poor. It's mostly because I had on polyester. Yeah,
Speaker 1: that really was the cause of most of my itching,
Speaker 1: scratching and digging. I would just be stabbing that digging.
Speaker 9: Come a long way, Yeah.
Speaker 1: Cheap fabric, Well it had. It hadn't come nowhere but
Speaker 1: in my family in the day. I don't know how
Speaker 1: far it had come, but it had made it way
Speaker 1: to our family. And then the other thing I don't
Speaker 1: like is being a Cleveland Brown fan, the bane exister
Speaker 1: in my life. Yeah, congratulations on another gray season, Cleveland.
Speaker 1: That filled our life with nothing but hope to only
Speaker 1: do what you've been doing to me since nineteen sixty four. Loser,
Speaker 1: Shut up.
Speaker 2: Shirley going up.
Speaker 10: In thirty two minutes after the hour, we'll run that
Speaker 10: prank back with the nephew.
Speaker 9: Right after this.
Speaker 10: You're listening morning show, It is time now to run
Speaker 10: that prank back with the nephew.
Speaker 9: What you got for his nep.
Speaker 2: I'm gonna go ahead and be stupid this morning.
Speaker 7: You know, y'all did not y'all didn't allow me to
Speaker 7: be stupid yesterday.
Speaker 1: Well it was MLDA, so I understand.
Speaker 2: But Martin was here.
Speaker 7: If Martin, if mister Martin Luther King Jr. Was here,
Speaker 7: he would have wanted to heal prank. I just I
Speaker 7: just believe that you.
Speaker 9: Didn't like when you say you was gonna be real stupid.
Speaker 1: Huh. I'm talking about the gate Tuesday morning.
Speaker 7: Y'all don't take civil right leaders would have liked a
Speaker 7: nice prank.
Speaker 10: I mean, Frank, he was busy help you try to
Speaker 10: save the world.
Speaker 2: I understand. All right, here we go.
Speaker 7: This right here is my favorite socks, my favorite this ignorance. Yeah, man,
Speaker 7: I know he would have liked it, my favorite socks.
Speaker 2: Let's go cat dog.
Speaker 12: Hello, I'm trying to reach the child. Yeah, okay, you
Speaker 12: do you live an apartment?
Speaker 4: Who is it?
Speaker 12: My name is Benny Man. I live in Let me
Speaker 12: say this to you, you man, this like the third
Speaker 12: time this that happened, you know, and I got fed
Speaker 12: up with it. So I'm finished city and then we
Speaker 12: finish get here straight?
Speaker 4: Wait? Wait, who who are you again?
Speaker 12: My name Benny Man, I live in. Let's listen. Do
Speaker 12: you use the washroom on the property?
Speaker 4: Yeah? Man, I use washroom. What's up?
Speaker 12: Okay, this is the third time this to happened. Last
Speaker 12: night was the third time right now. The first time
Speaker 12: I happened to be in the washroom with you and
Speaker 12: I come up with a shirt missing.
Speaker 4: Now.
Speaker 12: The second time was was was uh my T shirt?
Speaker 12: My Chicago Bulls Championship T shirt? I saw your girl
Speaker 12: with it all now?
Speaker 1: Last night?
Speaker 12: Last night was one that drew the line. My favorite
Speaker 12: socks was missing out the dryer to come back to
Speaker 12: get my luck. I don't know what you're doing, man,
Speaker 12: when you in the washroom. If you decide you just
Speaker 12: gonna go shopping in the dry and keep what you
Speaker 12: want out of it from other people's stuff. Man, but
Speaker 12: this thing hauld up.
Speaker 4: I'm a grown man. What are you talking about? Shopping work?
Speaker 4: Every day? I buy my own Listen, you call me
Speaker 4: tripping by some clothes and what you called me tripping
Speaker 4: by some socks?
Speaker 12: You, I'm right, they't my favorite socks. So when I
Speaker 12: got a problem is why what makes you think you
Speaker 12: can start opening up dryers getting people stop out? Man?
Speaker 13: Hold up?
Speaker 4: What makes you think I'm opening up. Hold up, you
Speaker 4: got the wrong one. Where you getting my number from? Anyway?
Speaker 12: I got your number from the lease in office to lead.
Speaker 4: I told them I number. So what they done lost
Speaker 4: their mind? Giving you my numbers? Calling me with some
Speaker 4: to buy some socks?
Speaker 12: Hey man, they a't my favorite socks. And look at
Speaker 12: I want my socks back from you.
Speaker 4: Man, I'm gonna say this one more time. You don'e
Speaker 4: lost your mand Okay.
Speaker 12: I'm gonna say this one more time. Eat, I'm gonna
Speaker 12: get them socks. I'm gonna get that.
Speaker 4: Old got a praying. You say you live in five?
Speaker 4: What I live in?
Speaker 2: You?
Speaker 12: Where I live?
Speaker 4: Dad? I knock on your door about ten minutes. If
Speaker 4: it's okay with you, partner.
Speaker 12: Hey man, it's whatever I know is you better bring
Speaker 12: them damn socks. When you bring your crown before you've
Speaker 12: got my favorite socks and you crying like look.
Speaker 4: By some focks. Man, say hell with you you got
Speaker 4: my man, I'm gonna show whooping your old party.
Speaker 6: Ain't man, you better have shake.
Speaker 12: You better have my Chicago Bold championship shirt, and you
Speaker 12: better have my sock. You can't be taking people stuff
Speaker 12: out the washrooms.
Speaker 4: Fine, party. You got three whoopis called fox shirt and
Speaker 4: a T shirt. That's what you walk. You got a
Speaker 4: woollen coming for all up.
Speaker 6: But that's fine with me, dog ball, I do I
Speaker 6: want my socks back, man like like my little sister.
Speaker 4: With over crying.
Speaker 6: We ain't man, I don't worry about that.
Speaker 12: I better not catch you while your sister and my stuff.
Speaker 12: I'm gonna can offer you and me.
Speaker 4: You ain't gonna tell you thing of nobody. You canna
Speaker 4: lost your mind? First of all, why don't you hut
Speaker 4: your head on down to the washroom so I can
Speaker 4: whoop your Now.
Speaker 6: I'll meet you in the washroom right now, but you
Speaker 6: better bring my tracks with you.
Speaker 4: You and me come bring a pupping to you. Pump.
Speaker 12: I'm gonna put you inside that damn dry and turn
Speaker 12: it off until you're stealing stuff.
Speaker 4: Out of it. You don't want your man, Let me
Speaker 4: tell you what that carry up. Put your get down
Speaker 4: to the washroom.
Speaker 14: Now.
Speaker 4: I'm tied up my shalon. I'm on the fall phone.
Speaker 4: I'm already walking there.
Speaker 6: Wait, so now what when I see me?
Speaker 4: You know me? No, No, we already know you.
Speaker 6: Once you get busted in the head, you'll know what's
Speaker 6: going on?
Speaker 4: You ain't a man enough, But I'm going you' I'll
Speaker 4: tell you what.
Speaker 12: How long it's gonna take you to get your That's
Speaker 12: gonna take me up by two minutes?
Speaker 6: Paul, I'm man, guess what else I'm bringing with?
Speaker 4: What's you're bringing? Now?
Speaker 12: Is you listening to see what I'm bringing?
Speaker 4: Man? What this is?
Speaker 12: Nephew?
Speaker 4: Tommy? Say what? Man? Who is this?
Speaker 12: Hey, Charles? This nephew? Tell me from the deal, Harvey.
Speaker 12: More than your man, your girl Shandrea got me to
Speaker 12: prank you.
Speaker 4: Man, many'll wrong, y'all wrong, man, I got one boot on.
Speaker 4: I'm on my way down the stairs. Tell me, come on, man,
Speaker 4: tell me it ain't so man, I'm talking, but I
Speaker 4: know ain't no grown man on this phone crying over, No, sir?
Speaker 12: Oh that times man? Some socks?
Speaker 4: Man, Well you know y'all tripping?
Speaker 12: Hey man, I got one more question, baby? What is
Speaker 12: What is the baddest radio show in the land?
Speaker 1: Man?
Speaker 4: That's easy to Steve Harvey Morning charge.
Speaker 12: I got you, man, all.
Speaker 2: Right, and now you have it stupid as I can be.
Speaker 1: What what?
Speaker 12: What? What? What? What?
Speaker 9: Got some more up in there?
Speaker 1: I got some more in there?
Speaker 2: I got some more. I'm gonna I'm gonna show y'all something.
Speaker 7: Okay, Okay, I'm gonna show y'all something in twenty twenty four,
Speaker 7: by the way, to y'all love Love your hat you have.
Speaker 9: On today, absolutely saxons.
Speaker 2: A notice who's quiet?
Speaker 9: Notice who's quietus?
Speaker 2: They say nothing nothing, Thank you, crickets, crickets.
Speaker 7: I would be in a I'll be in Dayton, Ohio
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Speaker 7: me tell y'all something. I was so ignorant in Jacksonville, Floyd.
Speaker 7: When I say du Ball was in the building. When
Speaker 7: I say dow Ball was in the building, Yeah, they.
Speaker 2: Was in the building.
Speaker 9: They were turned fix fixed soul out shows.
Speaker 2: Man. I appreciate y'all coming out with the Nephew.
Speaker 5: Thank you.
Speaker 10: Nephew coming up is as Loo with a Chief Love
Speaker 10: Officer Steve Harvey in the building.
Speaker 9: Right after this.
Speaker 10: You're listening Harvey Morning Show coming up at the top
Speaker 10: of the hour, and Entertainment News, We're gonna recap last
Speaker 10: night's Emmy Awards.
Speaker 9: There were some great highlights from the show.
Speaker 10: Kevin Hart is interested in ever hosting the Oscars, We'll
Speaker 10: tell you why. And Doctor Burney King never ever, ever, never,
Speaker 10: Doctor Burney checked.
Speaker 2: We're gonna recap to Cleveland thing.
Speaker 9: We don't have to get a time, give it time,
Speaker 9: let it marinate.
Speaker 2: We got sports, you will see them.
Speaker 9: Now.
Speaker 10: He's gonna try to full rank all right, anyway, Doctor
Speaker 10: Burney's King checked John at the Majors after he referred
Speaker 10: to Megan Good as his coretta. That's all coming up
Speaker 10: at the top of the hour. But right now it
Speaker 10: is time to ask the man the c l O
Speaker 10: Chief Love Officer, Steve Harvey Chila and Fayed Bill Wrights.
Speaker 10: My brother went out with my husband and they entertain
Speaker 10: two young ladies at a bar. One of the girls
Speaker 10: tagged my husband in a photo. He liked it and
Speaker 10: started following her on I she My husband said it
Speaker 10: was innocent fun should he unfollow her?
Speaker 2: See?
Speaker 1: I'm not really I don't really understand the social media
Speaker 1: thing like that, But this fool you married, you taking pictures,
Speaker 1: getting tagged and then following people.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it was innocent fun.
Speaker 1: I don't understand the lady though my brother and my
Speaker 1: husband was out with two women. How are you calmly
Speaker 1: making this announcement because at my house, see, I can't
Speaker 1: my brother and me took two women. Or is it
Speaker 1: okay for him to follow her father? He can't follow
Speaker 1: her out nowhere? And that loane on social media. I
Speaker 1: don't even understand this here. You know, y'all have a
Speaker 1: different world that y'all operate in now, and it's hard
Speaker 1: for me to comment because people think, well you old,
Speaker 1: well old as the goal and it's uh has some
Speaker 1: advantages to it too, and now all some rules and
Speaker 1: not to say the rules were never broken, but y'all
Speaker 1: need some more rules, because y'all just you can have
Speaker 1: You can be a husband and go out with your
Speaker 1: brother with two women.
Speaker 2: You can go out and it was innocent fun.
Speaker 1: Then y'all can take pictures together and then get tagged
Speaker 1: and then start following it, right.
Speaker 9: Yes, it's fun.
Speaker 1: So he went up a double date, the.
Speaker 2: Husband, Yeah he was his brother's wing man.
Speaker 9: Yeah yeah, entertaining these young ladies.
Speaker 10: At a bar, all right, Uh, moving on to Derek
Speaker 10: and Harrisburg, who says, my girlfriend and my best friend
Speaker 10: are too close.
Speaker 9: She cooked dinner yesterday and she wrapped up a date
Speaker 9: a plate for.
Speaker 10: Him and texted him. Uh, my girlfriend and my best
Speaker 10: friend are too close. She cooked dinner yesterday and she
Speaker 10: wrapped up a plate for him and took and texted him.
Speaker 10: I asked if she lost her mind, and she got mad.
Speaker 10: She said she was being nice. Is she taking quote
Speaker 10: nice too far?
Speaker 2: Well, not really. She just made your friend a plate. Yes,
Speaker 2: she massed friends. She made him a plate, wrapped it
Speaker 2: up and texted, and you know, once again, that's these
Speaker 2: new relationships, that's what y'all doing.
Speaker 12: You know.
Speaker 1: I was sitting at dinner one night with Marjorie and
Speaker 1: we were having dinner and we had some some friends.
Speaker 1: Was that thing, and you know, Marjorie she, you know,
Speaker 1: taste this, taste this. And the dude took his fork
Speaker 1: and was reaching over on my wife's plate, and I
Speaker 1: grabbed his fist and I said, what you're doing though?
Speaker 1: He said, I'm gonna taste that. She said, Steve, he
Speaker 1: if he wants to taste it? No, no, no, no no, no,
Speaker 1: hey man, you gotta get your own wife, eat off
Speaker 1: her damn plate, off my wife plate. Dog, no dog, No,
Speaker 1: we ain't finna do this. And when I looked, I
Speaker 1: looked at her and said, hey, I don't give a
Speaker 1: damn what he he just want to try.
Speaker 2: Ha, you know my stuff.
Speaker 1: I wanted to try in my life. I ain't even
Speaker 1: able to try. He ain't trying nothing.
Speaker 2: Over here.
Speaker 1: She got home, she says, Steve, I will I will
Speaker 1: never off anybody. I said, okay, cool, I said, hey,
Speaker 1: let his ass get a wife, Let him get in debt,
Speaker 1: let his hands have to hear all this stuff. Let
Speaker 1: him get his own damnt eating nothing off my wife plate. Pardon,
Speaker 1: it's all to it right here. She ain't making you
Speaker 1: no plate, Get your own wife, get you somebody make
Speaker 1: your plate. She ain't getting up making no damn plate
Speaker 1: for nobody. Button me. She won't to do that. Sit
Speaker 1: up in here getting a plate made. Man, he ain't
Speaker 1: getting nothing made. He ain't nothing getting set to your house.
Speaker 1: Give a damn what you eat?
Speaker 2: Later on?
Speaker 9: All right, moving on, moving on, You felt that one
Speaker 9: up making a plate? All right?
Speaker 10: Angela and Charleston Colo says a guy I was dating
Speaker 10: stayed overnight and he left without waking me up like
Speaker 10: he usually does. But this time, but this time he
Speaker 10: clogged my toilet and didn't tell.
Speaker 9: Me or try to fix it.
Speaker 10: He I know, I know, I know it was cast
Speaker 10: for pause when I was reading it. He denied it
Speaker 10: and won't pay for a plumber. Why is he acting
Speaker 10: like it wasn't him.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's you got a real trifle dude right there.
Speaker 1: First of all, he get up without weary. Now he
Speaker 1: left you a gift that kept on giving. He couldn't
Speaker 1: fix it. That's crazy, man. But let me tell you something.
Speaker 1: I don't care how much you love a person. We
Speaker 1: got to draw a line right here.
Speaker 9: What can he say to her though? That's the other fluck.
Speaker 2: He can't say nothing to her.
Speaker 9: Yeah, he had to do I guess.
Speaker 1: Just what he did. This relationship is over.
Speaker 10: We're done, dude.
Speaker 1: But now he clogged it up and he wouldn't see.
Speaker 1: That's why you have to learn techniques. Now, it took
Speaker 1: me years to learn this, but it's it's a it's
Speaker 1: a flush as you go system. To flush as you go,
Speaker 1: you always know you when you're sitting, and you can
Speaker 1: tell when you're being a little bit excessive you know that,
Speaker 1: because it don't all come at once.
Speaker 2: It's waves to this. After the first.
Speaker 1: You need the flush, second wave, you need the flush
Speaker 1: flush flush. Now, if you're that more than two waves,
Speaker 1: you asks is sick. I'm right now, it's usually two waves.
Speaker 1: If it's more than two waves, you sick. You know what,
Speaker 1: you should have went down to the gas station or
Speaker 1: tried to make it home. I have done that before
Speaker 1: and never spoke to the girl again.
Speaker 2: So that's all.
Speaker 1: Yeah, we know that story.
Speaker 10: Last all right, last one, Steve, here we go. This
Speaker 10: is Burgie in Kansas City, who writes, my husband always
Speaker 10: talks about how sexy our preacher's wife is. I told
Speaker 10: him he's a dirty old man. He jokingly called me
Speaker 10: her name during sex.
Speaker 9: It was no longer a joke to me. He swears
Speaker 9: it was a joke. Was he fantasizing about her? Right then?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, because that ain't that ain't a joke?
Speaker 1: These three comedians on the show, and that ain't funny
Speaker 1: to now one of them, that ain't that ain't a joke?
Speaker 2: You tall? Yeah, yeah, he said, that's what?
Speaker 15: Oh, all right, coming up next, Well, that was some
Speaker 15: entertainment news for you. Right after this you're listening.
Speaker 9: Morning show.
Speaker 10: All right, So the Emmys were on last night. First
Speaker 10: of all, we got to give it up to Anthony Anderson,
Speaker 10: who hosted the Emmys. What an excellent job Anthony Anderson did.
Speaker 10: I mean, he really made us proud. He really really
Speaker 10: did look nice.
Speaker 9: Yes, he was funny.
Speaker 10: It was different the way he opened it was really
Speaker 10: really cool. You know, he changed outfits a lot of times.
Speaker 9: He looked good.
Speaker 10: Steve, you would have been really proud of him. Oh yeah,
Speaker 10: he was singing, I'm playing the piano and yeah, yeah,
Speaker 10: having a great time. Miss Doris was in the audience.
Speaker 10: You know, he goes nowhere without his mom, and she
Speaker 10: was in the audience. And you know how when people
Speaker 10: win awards and they go up to make their speech,
Speaker 10: then they play the music and that lets you know
Speaker 10: that it's time to get off music.
Speaker 9: Yeah, wrap it up.
Speaker 10: Well, he had Miss Doris there for that, So if
Speaker 10: you were going too long, Miss Door stood up and
Speaker 10: was like, baby, baby, your time is up.
Speaker 3: Okay, she had ain't mine. I pointed to one of
Speaker 3: the actress come on, baby, rep But that.
Speaker 10: Was Jennifer Coolidge from a White Loaded, White less. She said, baby,
Speaker 10: come on, now your time is up. Thank Jesus and
Speaker 10: your family and get on off. But uh, it was
Speaker 10: really funny. But Anthony Anderson did such a great job.
Speaker 10: We got to say congratulations to Quentin Brunson or Abbod Elementary.
Speaker 9: I mean NSI nash one for Jeffrey Dahmer.
Speaker 1: That's the best speech was the best.
Speaker 9: Well, she's part of a snoops acceptance. I want to
Speaker 9: thank you. I want to thank me for all the
Speaker 9: people who said I couldn't. I want to thank me.
Speaker 10: See if there was a reunion of the Martin cast,
Speaker 10: Martin Lawrence was there.
Speaker 9: I mean it was to Sheena Arnold.
Speaker 10: It was just really good, of course, Carl, Anthony Payne,
Speaker 10: everybody was there.
Speaker 9: Tisha Campbell, Yeah, they were all there. It was really
Speaker 9: really good.
Speaker 2: You would have enjoyed the show, you really would have.
Speaker 9: Great job, Anthony, great job. And did did you saw it?
Speaker 9: Carla right? Yes, Yeah, it was good.
Speaker 2: It was really good.
Speaker 10: Trevor Noah won by the way, Trevor Noah and oh
Speaker 10: my gosh, Shirley Ralph looked amazing.
Speaker 9: Did you see that white dress?
Speaker 3: Marley gives, Yes, she was beautiful. Carol was there, Carl
Speaker 3: was there, that's right.
Speaker 1: It was really good.
Speaker 2: I've met her, I've had all my talk show before.
Speaker 9: It was a big moment for Carol, Carol Burnette.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, we love Carol.
Speaker 9: Yeah, yeah, she was good.
Speaker 1: Yes, yep uh.
Speaker 10: Moving on to a recent interview with Sky News, Kevin
Speaker 10: Hart stated that he has no desire to host the Oscars.
Speaker 10: Remember they asked him in the past. In fact, he
Speaker 10: said he would never host the Oscars. He said, it's
Speaker 10: not comedy friendly. Whatever little hope you had, I want
Speaker 10: to destroy it right now. Those gigs aren't good gigs
Speaker 10: for comics. It's no Shot to the Oscars, no Shot
Speaker 10: to the Globes or anything else. Those just aren't comedy
Speaker 10: friendly environments anymore. Kevin had nothing but look truth statement.
Speaker 2: Nothing is almost comedy friendly.
Speaker 1: I mean the job that Anthony Anderson did, but everybody's
Speaker 1: talking about it's an outstanding job.
Speaker 2: But you know, you can't be free to say what
Speaker 2: you want to.
Speaker 10: Say right, too much political correctness. And that was a
Speaker 10: tough crowd at the Golden Globes too.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it was a real because and Joe Coy is
Speaker 1: extremely funny, but the majority of those people don't even
Speaker 1: know who he is. He's purely a comedian. He's not
Speaker 1: any movie roles, he doesn't have TV shows. He's purely
Speaker 1: a comedian. As a stand up man, this dude is outstanding. Yes,
Speaker 1: he's he's cold blooded man.
Speaker 9: And they weren't laughing at themselves.
Speaker 1: I mean, can't you don't the Oscars and the Globe,
Speaker 1: these people right here, they so full of They don't
Speaker 1: clap for each other nothing. That's like watching the s
Speaker 1: beast them damn laughletes don't clap for each other.
Speaker 2: They don't stand up for each other. They just sitting
Speaker 2: there like it's all about me.
Speaker 9: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 10: So that's what basically Kevin Hart is saying that it's
Speaker 10: not good for comics, for comedians anymore.
Speaker 9: He had nothing but love for other comedians.
Speaker 10: Who have had success hoping hosting award shows and added quote,
Speaker 10: I think the Oscars got it right one year where
Speaker 10: it was like just a bunch of personalities acting as
Speaker 10: the host and that's a nice collaborative thing. So, Steve,
Speaker 10: I guess you agree with with Kevin. Uh, you know,
Speaker 10: as far as what he's saying about comedians and hosting.
Speaker 10: Word Ellen did well yeah yeah that day, Yeah, and
Speaker 10: whoopee Chris Rock.
Speaker 2: I mean, you know, we can go on.
Speaker 1: Here say anything anymore, and the audience is scared to
Speaker 1: laugh because they'll be on film accused of laughing at
Speaker 1: something that was inappropriate. So you're sitting there and you're mashed.
Speaker 1: You know, you're just mashed. And I understand exactly what
Speaker 1: he said. And I want to say this on behalf
Speaker 1: of Kevin Hart. You know, I've been hearing the criticism
Speaker 1: that he's been taking, lady, But let me tell you something.
Speaker 1: Kevin Hart is a global superstar. He is one of
Speaker 1: the few that can go practically anywhere in the world
Speaker 1: and sell out an arena. This dude right here is
Speaker 1: a global superstar. He wasn't He wasn't placed there or
Speaker 1: nothing like that. You can't be that globally famous just
Speaker 1: cause somebody say you are. It comes from hard work, dedication.
Speaker 1: And that boy is funny. Yeah, that boy funny, And
Speaker 1: you can sit up and say all you want he
Speaker 1: ain't funny, but comedy subjective. There's people that don't think
Speaker 1: each person. It's the people that didn't like Richard Pride
Speaker 1: that that that ain't get messed right there. That sounds crazy,
Speaker 1: that sounds great, just saying that, bro.
Speaker 2: What I'm telling you? So, I had a girl told
Speaker 2: me she that can't stand Luther Van Roz's voice. What. Yeah,
Speaker 2: we never spoke again, but you threw whatever.
Speaker 10: Yeah, coming up in twenty minutes to alfter the hour,
Speaker 10: Judge Steve is back for a third season, so we'll
Speaker 10: tell you all about that. And the season opener of
Speaker 10: Ready to Love Nephew started out with a snag.
Speaker 9: We'll talk about that as well right after this. You're
Speaker 9: listening morning show.
Speaker 10: Okay, So Tommy, the season opener of Ready to Love
Speaker 10: fort Worth started out it happened Friday.
Speaker 9: Start off with a little snag. A guy didn't show up.
Speaker 9: What happened with that?
Speaker 7: You don't not show up? You don't do that when
Speaker 7: I throw a journey, you get on my journey. When
Speaker 7: you sign up and I allowed you to be on
Speaker 7: this journey, you know not you don't not show up.
Speaker 7: I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
Speaker 1: Yeah, changed writing o Poleon, but it was I.
Speaker 9: Mean, we didn't know that until you mentioned it.
Speaker 4: But what what was?
Speaker 5: Do you know?
Speaker 9: What's happening?
Speaker 1: Just just just cold feet the whole this straight cold feet.
Speaker 1: This guys, let me tell you what happened he dating
Speaker 1: some girl. She found out he was going on the show,
Speaker 1: on that show, and see what I do out there canceling,
Speaker 1: see everybody going on that single and all like that,
Speaker 1: don't really be single, go on that single and say
Speaker 1: that right here, I'm going on social media, gonna put
Speaker 1: you all out on a bus. He got threatened. That's
Speaker 1: why he didn't show up on TV, gonna we're gonna
Speaker 1: not go.
Speaker 2: On my show? Who going do that?
Speaker 5: All right?
Speaker 9: But it looks like it's gonna be a good season though.
Speaker 9: If we're out of fort Worth though, Tommy for.
Speaker 1: Real, Yeah we'll be.
Speaker 2: The ladies are beautiful, man, I really.
Speaker 9: Like absolutely gorgeous. Gorgeous.
Speaker 10: Yes, nice and so Steve, your third season of Judge
Speaker 10: Steve kicks off February seventh on ABC.
Speaker 9: All right, go ahead, boy, let us know what's happening, Judge.
Speaker 2: Come on, what's the last time you put my show
Speaker 2: behind Tommy show?
Speaker 9: It happens next month.
Speaker 1: It's gonna do you can stop doing. What is gonna
Speaker 1: be your best I don't even know what season gonna be.
Speaker 1: I'm offended by this second place. I'm taking all of
Speaker 1: a sudd.
Speaker 2: That he got seven eight years on Ready.
Speaker 1: For love now. I ain't got three years on Jewish
Speaker 1: old Now I got to play second, fiddal.
Speaker 9: That's right, how about you heard last?
Speaker 2: I don't know what's gonna be on it. I'm judging.
Speaker 1: To judge honor.
Speaker 2: Sitting.
Speaker 1: I gotta take second to that. I took second to
Speaker 1: the damn Texans. I'm just a secondary.
Speaker 12: Oh what.
Speaker 2: Brown? So you done it again? Nineteen sixty four? Party
Speaker 2: down fifty years now?
Speaker 1: Misplaced angry as you. It's not about you.
Speaker 9: I can't wait for sports, Junior.
Speaker 12: I can't wait.
Speaker 2: Ooh, I can't wait to get to it.
Speaker 11: You can do it next. You won't ready?
Speaker 1: Hey, juwe we can make it. This Junior making this
Speaker 1: dru left trying doing next. See what happened to.
Speaker 9: Coming up next? Sister ozell is joining us right after this.
Speaker 9: You're listening morning show. Well, ladies and gentlemen, that's promises
Speaker 9: in the building.
Speaker 1: He he, my lord, my lord, Good mornings everyone, Lord
Speaker 1: lord lord.
Speaker 2: How's everybody doing today?
Speaker 1: Happy New Year? I guess we're still supposed to say that.
Speaker 1: I think got the Martin Luther King day. We need
Speaker 1: to quit saying Happy New Year. That's gonna be the
Speaker 1: cut off point. From now on after the holiday, So
Speaker 1: you know, yeah, I think we should have a cut
Speaker 1: off point for happy. Okay, yes, ma'am, all right, what's
Speaker 1: going on that today? Good good, I'm so happy to
Speaker 1: be here, blessed.
Speaker 10: Amen to that, Amen to that. You mentioned doctor Martin
Speaker 10: Luther King Junior's sister Odell. We celebrated his life and legacy,
Speaker 10: of course, on yesterday, and it would have been his
Speaker 10: ninety fourth birthday. So I gotta ask you, did you
Speaker 10: know doctor King or any of the freedom fighters from
Speaker 10: the civil rights movement?
Speaker 9: You knew Ralph ab Oh, he was his close friend.
Speaker 1: Yeah, daddy, I knew his father.
Speaker 9: Oh, what was his name?
Speaker 2: I knew his father. Nappy we called he's called him
Speaker 2: Nap for sure, Nap.
Speaker 1: Nap ABERNETHI the wonderful man, wonderful man. He was always
Speaker 1: at the forefront of revolution, you know, just like Ralph
Speaker 1: Abernathty was doctor King's best friend. And Maine boy Nappy
Speaker 1: was Willie Turner. Uh. They were running up the countryside,
Speaker 1: just killing white folks.
Speaker 2: Just amazing what he did.
Speaker 1: And I dated him for a short while. Gosh, because
Speaker 1: these these are black history facts, and you take just that,
Speaker 1: I'm telling you this right now, go ahead. What's what?
Speaker 2: Did you got your finger in your mouth ful shuit?
Speaker 10: No, I'm I'm saying you dated? Uh mister, you said
Speaker 10: nap napping after naty?
Speaker 9: Mister, dad?
Speaker 1: What is wrong with you?
Speaker 3: Sweet?
Speaker 1: It is nappy? Nay daddy.
Speaker 10: It's kind of hard to put it all together sometimes, sweet,
Speaker 10: Just you know you're just so boogy.
Speaker 1: You don't know black culture stuff.
Speaker 2: It's nappy apperat That's all it is. What's so hard
Speaker 2: about it?
Speaker 1: Would nappy?
Speaker 11: Sweetie?
Speaker 1: Did you gave him?
Speaker 9: Did you give him that nickname?
Speaker 12: No?
Speaker 1: He had he had that nickname when I met him.
Speaker 2: You know, I thought he was cuting everything?
Speaker 7: Oh?
Speaker 13: You know?
Speaker 4: Yes?
Speaker 2: Calling?
Speaker 1: Why just can I switch subjects real quick? I have
Speaker 1: a question.
Speaker 3: Are you gonna do something special for Steve's birthday tomorrow?
Speaker 1: He will bore the shadow years old?
Speaker 6: Yes?
Speaker 1: Sis, don dall you want to surprise and want something?
Speaker 12: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Just some scripture, that's all. I gotta keeping nothing to
Speaker 1: stay with him. You know you can't give him nothing.
Speaker 1: He got everything. What I'm gonna buy him, he don't
Speaker 1: need it. He don't need no cigars, he don't need
Speaker 1: no more money. He don't need no watches, he don't
Speaker 1: need no cars. I can't fold none of that. I'm
Speaker 1: gonna give him some scriptures, in particular Isaiah fifty four
Speaker 1: seventeen to one of him always talking about I'm gonna
Speaker 1: put it on a plaque and send it to him.
Speaker 1: Ain't no weapon for him to just you're standing to
Speaker 1: get you just better. You better look at him just
Speaker 1: as strong and there every year they come after him.
Speaker 1: They can't do nothing with him. He wanted God's faith.
Speaker 1: He God picked him. You ain't got to worry about
Speaker 1: Steve Harvey. You better be wait on off the wall.
Speaker 2: No, I'm waiting on him to get off the wall.
Speaker 12: You know.
Speaker 9: You think that's gonna opposed to stay on the wall.
Speaker 1: That's better. You just ignore the scripture one time coming
Speaker 1: down there. That's I know, because you know he got
Speaker 1: it in him, because he would you see him coming,
Speaker 1: you know, and that little boy that come after him
Speaker 1: all the time to one the other one with the uh.
Speaker 9: We know, uh huh.
Speaker 3: Anyway, yes, ma'am, yes, ma'am, I'm sorry, uh huh. Back
Speaker 3: to the birthday.
Speaker 1: So yeah, back to her birthday. Steve Harvey, I'm gonna
Speaker 1: get you something real warm, with warm and night for
Speaker 1: your birthday. I might come in tomorrow say you have
Speaker 1: birthday to it.
Speaker 2: On his birthday.
Speaker 10: He don't know, ma'am, Thank you, sister. Coming up next
Speaker 10: to is a nephew and the prank phone call for today.
Speaker 10: Right after this, you're listening morning show coming up at
Speaker 10: about four minutes after the hour. It's my Strawberry letter
Speaker 10: for today and the subject is if he can't share,
Speaker 10: I can't either. We'll get into that find out what
Speaker 10: that's all about right after this, because right now it
Speaker 10: is time for the nephew in today's prank phone call.
Speaker 2: Nephew, what you got for us? Hey?
Speaker 14: Uh?
Speaker 2: I tell y'all I sold like six shows in Jacksonville.
Speaker 2: Did I tell y'all you did?
Speaker 5: You did?
Speaker 9: Congratulations?
Speaker 2: Did I tell y'all the hit TV show Ready to
Speaker 2: Love started? Pratt?
Speaker 1: I'll tell y'all that, Yeah, yeah, we heard something about that.
Speaker 7: I tell y'all, Black College Queen of getting ready to
Speaker 7: start Petward.
Speaker 2: Tell you all this?
Speaker 14: Yeah?
Speaker 2: Yeah, okay. Did I tell y'all the Texas won his
Speaker 2: past there? Did I tell you to make sure I
Speaker 2: bring out of speed on everything? Doctor? I told y'all
Speaker 2: your list list? Yeah, Yeah.
Speaker 7: I'm just trying to make sure I tell y'all everything.
Speaker 7: That's all I tell y'all. Going to date in Ohio,
Speaker 7: uh twenty third, twenty four.
Speaker 2: I bet I told y'all that. Hey man, what's the
Speaker 2: name of the club in uh Dayton? It is the
Speaker 2: Funny Bomb because I got.
Speaker 1: Some partners live there. Marvelous, marbling, Hardney Stade come up
Speaker 1: from Cincinnati.
Speaker 2: What are they? What is? What is it all? These ques?
Speaker 2: Don't get scared. They cut.
Speaker 7: I ain't getting scared. I ain't never scared. Set them on, yeah,
Speaker 7: put them on. They're going where they Cleveland? They're going
Speaker 7: where they Cleveland, Jersey.
Speaker 2: Or let me tell you something, though, let me tell
Speaker 2: you something. You bet I wear no textis stuff up
Speaker 2: there supposed to be when my shrived Jersey?
Speaker 4: What was that?
Speaker 9: Laugh again?
Speaker 2: I said, ha ha he a joke. Hey, well you know.
Speaker 9: You lost, Get over it?
Speaker 2: Alright, here we go.
Speaker 1: Nobody what Charlie ain't got nothing to do with this. Really,
Speaker 1: you don't even know nothing about sports or nothing.
Speaker 9: He was, I know, you guys lost to the Texas.
Speaker 2: They lost, said aloud, Sure, I can't hear he did?
Speaker 1: They did?
Speaker 9: What the Browns lost to the Texas I you know that, that's.
Speaker 2: What you said. I couldn't hear you him. That was
Speaker 2: like they got it. They kind of got blown out.
Speaker 9: Really, it wasn't just a lost forty five or fourteen.
Speaker 9: It was epic.
Speaker 11: Look at his face.
Speaker 1: Steve is so mad. I know you know what.
Speaker 2: It ain't mad, It's really not mad.
Speaker 9: What is this discuss.
Speaker 1: Its disappointments. I'm tired of being used to it.
Speaker 2: All right, we'll get used to this. Here we go.
Speaker 7: Surveillance surveillance, that's the name of the prank. Suveillance. Let's
Speaker 7: go cat though.
Speaker 4: Hell.
Speaker 2: Yes, I'm trying to reach your police.
Speaker 4: Hello.
Speaker 2: Hello, I'm trying to reach you missus h police.
Speaker 1: Hello.
Speaker 2: My name is Officer from the Police Department, Narcotics Division.
Speaker 13: And where's the call from Police.
Speaker 2: Department Narcotics Division. Man, my name is the officer. Okay,
Speaker 2: I'm giving you a call.
Speaker 7: There is a possibility and I'm going to try to
Speaker 7: get the particulars with you. You have two sons? Do
Speaker 7: you have a one in h Okay? Uh, there's reason
Speaker 7: to believe that there is some narcotics going.
Speaker 2: On with these two gentlemen. Now, I wanted to speak
Speaker 2: with you about it.
Speaker 7: My understanding that you're over with the crime watch actually
Speaker 7: in that particular area, yes, sir, and I know that
Speaker 7: here lately there's been.
Speaker 4: Camp Hello, Hello, hang on the phone, go ahead.
Speaker 2: It's my understanding.
Speaker 7: You guys have I know you've put surveillance cameras up
Speaker 7: so you can actually get a general area of what's
Speaker 7: going on, all right, Yes, sir, Okay, where has it
Speaker 7: been within the last week, because what we've done is
Speaker 7: we've put somebody on them and watched them very closely,
Speaker 7: and we're wanting to know from you because I understand
Speaker 7: that you are the person over crime watch.
Speaker 2: What's going on with your two sons.
Speaker 1: Well, serve For.
Speaker 8: One thing, I don't allow drugs selling for my house period.
Speaker 4: I don't.
Speaker 8: I don't even allow that because I am the head
Speaker 8: of the car Watch. I don't even allow people to
Speaker 8: even come back.
Speaker 13: Here's a buy drugs.
Speaker 8: Okay, Okay, Now I know some kids that's mad at
Speaker 8: my kids. They were calling the cops to my house,
Speaker 8: come into my house and throwing rocks and everything. But
Speaker 8: I can assure you, sir, that's one thing I do
Speaker 8: not play. I do not allow people even come back.
Speaker 4: To my house.
Speaker 7: Okay, Now, are there surveillance cameras, ma'am that are pointing
Speaker 7: in any area like.
Speaker 13: In your back that you haven't really activated it? No more?
Speaker 2: Okay, where exactly were your cameras pointing? What angle?
Speaker 4: Were they towards the road?
Speaker 2: Towards the road? Right? Is there anything in the in
Speaker 2: the backyard area of where you are?
Speaker 5: No?
Speaker 13: Okay, that's the only one we had.
Speaker 2: All right, here's what's going on.
Speaker 7: We're actually and I'm gonna just be completely honest with you, miss,
Speaker 7: there's a possibility of a raid coming in there, because
Speaker 7: we truly believe that are having some type of counterband
Speaker 7: in that house right there.
Speaker 13: Could you just hold on for.
Speaker 2: He see if you can get that tech in here? Okay,
Speaker 2: have you spoken with sir?
Speaker 13: Let me tell you one thing.
Speaker 4: Okay, I will bust say.
Speaker 13: I don't even allow to come back to my house
Speaker 13: at all. I don't play that.
Speaker 8: I'm the head to cry and watch. I think all
Speaker 8: they need to go get a job and and and
Speaker 8: stop messing up their damn like that's that's that's what's
Speaker 8: wrong with them.
Speaker 4: Okay.
Speaker 13: And I don't play that, and and I don't appreciate that.
Speaker 1: Okay, are there two boys there right now, Yeah, they're here.
Speaker 2: Can I speak with those guys one by one? Please?
Speaker 2: Do you mind if I do that?
Speaker 1: Miss?
Speaker 13: They don't want to come to the phone.
Speaker 2: Nobody wants to talk to the office of the law.
Speaker 2: Huh uh.
Speaker 7: What do you think, miss, I'm gonna try to handle
Speaker 7: us as diligently as possible. Do you think I should
Speaker 7: come out and speak with your boys there at No,
Speaker 7: I'm trying to avoid a raid having this.
Speaker 13: Because I'm avoiding my damnself.
Speaker 2: No, I'm trying to avoid a raid coming to your home. Man,
Speaker 2: That's what I'm trying to do.
Speaker 7: I want to call and talk to you sensible and
Speaker 7: see if I can get some things rectified here, because
Speaker 7: right now it seems like it shouldn't that your cameras
Speaker 7: should be actually pointing at your back door, your backyard,
Speaker 7: so I can see what's going on there.
Speaker 2: That's what seems to be happening here.
Speaker 13: Okay, Well, do what you gotta do.
Speaker 4: You know we don't go up.
Speaker 7: Okay, Well, before you do all of that, can we
Speaker 7: pretty much like make sure that we know what we're
Speaker 7: talking about.
Speaker 2: Do you think that they have contraband in the household?
Speaker 12: No?
Speaker 13: I don't allow that in my household.
Speaker 4: Okay, I'm a Christian woman.
Speaker 13: I don't allow that at my household.
Speaker 7: Have you beat these children before on this particular issue?
Speaker 7: Have you had problems with them in to pass on this?
Speaker 12: No?
Speaker 2: All right, I don't.
Speaker 7: I'm just trying to square it up as quick as possible.
Speaker 7: I don't want you going through being stressed out about
Speaker 7: this particular issue. But I know that from my understanding,
Speaker 7: you're supposed to be a law abiding person, and you're
Speaker 7: trying to.
Speaker 13: Be lay abiding very right.
Speaker 8: May y'all hear very much about my community, and that's
Speaker 8: why I do not allow these things in my community.
Speaker 8: And if they're doing it, trust me, I'm going to
Speaker 8: be on as soon.
Speaker 13: As I hang on this phone.
Speaker 7: Well, I don't want you to hang up you just
Speaker 7: yet because I got a couple more things I want
Speaker 7: to talk to you about.
Speaker 2: Because if you need me to come over there and bust.
Speaker 13: Some with y'all, don't come and bust some do I
Speaker 13: need that, come bust and I'm gonna.
Speaker 4: Help you, but some too.
Speaker 2: Okay, I got one more thing I need to say
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Speaker 8: Oh my goodness, I'm gonna kick they behind.
Speaker 12: Don't do that, because I take that very serious.
Speaker 7: They told me, they told me you are about cleaning
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Speaker 2: That's selling, no dope.
Speaker 8: And I mean all they gotta do is look at
Speaker 8: me and I see it them and they automatically leave.
Speaker 2: And that's us a good thing. Though.
Speaker 13: My goodness, I'm gonna get you back.
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Speaker 1: Y'all think of you.
Speaker 10: Coming up next Strawberry Letter subject If you can't share,
Speaker 10: I can't either.
Speaker 9: We'll get into that right after this.
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Speaker 9: Few subjects. If he can't share, then I can't either.
Speaker 10: Stephen Shirley, I'm thirty nine years old and my husband
Speaker 10: is forty two. I stopped working a nine to five
Speaker 10: when my tax business took off two years ago. I
Speaker 10: run a small office space and I offer debt relief
Speaker 10: services after tax season. In my mind, my husband never
Speaker 10: expected me to do so well and make so much money.
Speaker 10: He started hating on me early on, and he was
Speaker 10: negative about every advancement I made in getting set up.
Speaker 10: He wouldn't even come to my office until I had
Speaker 10: moved in it. He's really upset that I am making
Speaker 10: a lot more money than he is, so that's a problem.
Speaker 10: He expects me to put post most of my earnings
Speaker 10: and our joint savings, but I put most of my
Speaker 10: money into a business account because my income fluctuates each month.
Speaker 10: The sweet things that he used to do for me,
Speaker 10: he no longer does them. He loves to tell me
Speaker 10: that I can buy whatever I want for myself. Now
Speaker 10: he will stop buy and pick up his favorite wine
Speaker 10: and not get my favorite wine. Or he'll get himself
Speaker 10: a steak to throw on the grill and tell me
Speaker 10: that he thought i'd be somewhere having a fancy dinner
Speaker 10: with a client. I've never been out with any of
Speaker 10: my clients, so my husband's behavior irks me. But when
Speaker 10: it's coddle time, he expects me to still perform like
Speaker 10: he wants me to. I can't even get turned on
Speaker 10: by that hater most times because I know what he
Speaker 10: thinks of me now. The final straw was when I
Speaker 10: took him to dinner for our anniversary and he ordered
Speaker 10: two appetizers and didn't let me try them. He told
Speaker 10: me to order what I like to eat. He has
Speaker 10: never done me like that. The kicker was that he
Speaker 10: told me to pay for our food.
Speaker 9: I'm so done with.
Speaker 10: Him unless he comes clean and tells me what's up.
Speaker 10: So if he can't share, I can't either, and no
Speaker 10: more sex will be had in this house. How can
Speaker 10: I get to the bottom of this, Well, it sounds
Speaker 10: like you've already gotten to the bottom of it. I mean,
Speaker 10: your husband is jealous of you and hating on your success.
Speaker 10: According to what you've said in this letter, there are
Speaker 10: a lot of men who support their wives and celebrate
Speaker 10: when their wives succeed because they are mature enough to
Speaker 10: know it's a win for their wife and for them,
Speaker 10: so it's a win for both, no losers in that situation,
Speaker 10: a win for the whole family. But your man is
Speaker 10: childish about this, you know, not letting you, not wanting
Speaker 10: you to try his food and all of that. And
Speaker 10: you know, and he's also selfish. That's the other ish,
Speaker 10: childish and selfish it's just wrong. I'm sure it's hurtful
Speaker 10: coming from the one person you always expected to have
Speaker 10: your back. Your elevation doesn't diminish his status one bit.
Speaker 10: I mean, your light doesn't dim his light. Obviously he
Speaker 10: thinks it does, and he's feeling some kind of way
Speaker 10: about all of this. And I as a woman to
Speaker 10: understand why it's a turn off to you when he
Speaker 10: acts like this. His bad behavior doesn't make you want
Speaker 10: to do it. It doesn't make you get in the
Speaker 10: mood or anything like that. No romance, no sex, because
Speaker 10: we all know with women it starts in the mind.
Speaker 10: He's not empowering you, he's not.
Speaker 9: Happy for you. He's belittling you. But he doesn't see
Speaker 9: that the two are related.
Speaker 10: So instead of making him guess why the sex stopped
Speaker 10: and all that, tell him what's going on with you
Speaker 10: and how he makes you feel. He's got to get
Speaker 10: his jealousy under control and realize he's dealing with you
Speaker 10: and you're a boss now, you're making your own money
Speaker 10: and all of that.
Speaker 1: Steve this, Really, this is gonna be a hard one
Speaker 1: because I know exactly what's happening, and to fix for
Speaker 1: this has to come from him.
Speaker 2: It's really nothing you can do. You can't make a
Speaker 2: person feel better who is determined not to. And that's
Speaker 2: the case here. You're thirty nine, your husband forty two.
Speaker 1: You stop working your nine to five because your tax
Speaker 1: business took off.
Speaker 2: You got an office and you offer debt release services
Speaker 2: after tax season. Now, interesting business.
Speaker 1: So you after tax season, when people got their money
Speaker 1: and everything, you offer another business called debt relief services.
Speaker 1: Now I'm not sure what that is. Whether you loan
Speaker 1: money or you show people how to get out of debt,
Speaker 1: or you fix their credit report. It could be an
Speaker 1: a number of things, but whatever, she's found a niche.
Speaker 1: He started hating on me early, and he was negative
Speaker 1: about all the advancements I made. And he ain't even
Speaker 1: come to the office till you open it up. Okay,
Speaker 1: he's really upset that I'm making Here's the whole letter
Speaker 1: right here. He's really upset that I'm making a lot
Speaker 1: more money than he is. So that's the problem here,
Speaker 1: This is the letter.
Speaker 12: This is it.
Speaker 2: You're making way more money than him, and his male.
Speaker 1: Ego is bruised and he does not know how to
Speaker 1: cope with that because he's one of those men where
Speaker 1: if he up, he up. But if he ain't up,
Speaker 1: you better not be upfurned. You get what I'm saying.
Speaker 1: If he ain't up, you bet not be a firm. Now,
Speaker 1: this is a rough one to solve now, because it
Speaker 1: ain't like you going off and you done left him
Speaker 1: or nothing. You staying right there. But it's in his
Speaker 1: face now. He expects me to put most of my
Speaker 1: earnings in our joint savings. See that right there, that's
Speaker 1: his fix. Put all your money in our joint so
Speaker 1: I can look in here and see what we got.
Speaker 1: But you run a business, so you got to put
Speaker 1: your money in your business account because your income fluctuates
Speaker 1: each month.
Speaker 2: That's the life of an entrepreneur.
Speaker 1: That's understandable because he may be spending money that you
Speaker 1: may need to cover something doing those months where it's
Speaker 1: not so good.
Speaker 2: The sweet things he used to do for me, he
Speaker 2: no longer does them. Right there.
Speaker 1: That's hate. You got money what you need me for?
Speaker 1: He loves to tell me I can buy whatever I
Speaker 1: want for myself. He'll stop and pick up his favorite
Speaker 1: wine and not get my favorite wine. Okay, he trifling now.
Speaker 10: Yeah, hang on, Steve, damn dog, we'll have part two
Speaker 10: of your response coming up at twenty three minutes after
Speaker 10: the hour. Today's Strawberry letter. Subject if he can't share,
Speaker 10: I can't either. We'll get back into it right after this.
Speaker 10: You're listening Hardy Morning Show. All right, Come on, Steve,
Speaker 10: let's recap today's strawberry letter. The subject if he can't share,
Speaker 10: I can't either.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you got a problem, lady, because this dude is
Speaker 1: real petty. The whole problem in this, Letty, is you
Speaker 1: make more money than he does. That's what this whole
Speaker 1: letter is about. Thirty nine year old lady married to
Speaker 1: a forty two year old She quit a nine to
Speaker 1: five because your tax business took off. She has a
Speaker 1: debt release service. It's gotten to the point where she's
Speaker 1: making a lot more money than her husband, and now
Speaker 1: he cannot stand the fact that she's making a lot
Speaker 1: more money than he is, So that it's the problem,
Speaker 1: and that is the problem, and it don't look like
Speaker 1: that's gonna change. And you don't have a fix for
Speaker 1: this because now you're dealing with the male ego that
Speaker 1: is severely bruised. He expects you to put most of
Speaker 1: your earnings into a bank account, y'all's joint account that way,
Speaker 1: so he can look in there and see what we got.
Speaker 1: Because as long as you see he can see your
Speaker 1: money over there and he is over here, and it
Speaker 1: ain't adding up, he gonna keep that little shaded feeling
Speaker 1: going right there, your man, petty.
Speaker 2: The sweet thing is he used to do for the
Speaker 2: sweet things he used to do for me, he no
Speaker 2: longer does. And he loves to tell me that I
Speaker 2: can buy whatever I want for myself. Now.
Speaker 1: Well, you know, sometimes when you take away a man's
Speaker 1: feeling of being a knight in shining army, if you
Speaker 1: take away his feeling of being like the go to person,
Speaker 1: that hurts his ego. That's what's happened here. Yeah, it's
Speaker 1: like you could do for yourself. Now he can't come
Speaker 1: in and like, hey, I bought you this, I bought
Speaker 1: you that, because now he looking at your money once again.
Speaker 1: Though that ain't your fault. Once again, That's just not
Speaker 1: your fault. We're dealing with the pettiness of the male ego,
Speaker 1: which is very, very sensitive and it's bruise right now.
Speaker 1: He'll stop buying pick up his favorite wine and not
Speaker 1: get my favorite wine. He trifling now, cus damn dog.
Speaker 1: It's just a bottle of wine. Y'all ain't drinking, you know,
Speaker 1: or Chateau Latour, you know, two thousand dollars a bottle.
Speaker 1: Just get you some silver oaks, dog, and you come
Speaker 1: back in here with that Kendall Mason and y'all going
Speaker 1: and have a good evening. But he don't even want
Speaker 1: to do that no more because he trifling. Or he'll
Speaker 1: get his something to hit the one that's real trifle.
Speaker 1: He'll get hisself a steak, throw it on the grill
Speaker 1: and tell me he thought I'd be somewhere having a
Speaker 1: fancy dinner with a client. You bought one piece of meat.
Speaker 9: To the house dogs, terrible.
Speaker 1: Dog, you know, good and well, you can buy two
Speaker 1: steaks in case your wife ain't having dinner with a client.
Speaker 1: But then the lady says, I've never been out for
Speaker 1: any of my clients. So my husband hurry irks me.
Speaker 1: But when it comes to cuddle time, he expects me
Speaker 1: to still perform like he wants me to. I can't
Speaker 1: even get turned on by that hat most times, because
Speaker 1: I know what he thinks of me. Now, well, see
Speaker 1: now it's payback time. Every action deserves an equal and
Speaker 1: opposite reaction. And so now he gonna start getting a
Speaker 1: message because you've had to get the message. See, you
Speaker 1: can't send a person a message and then don't expect
Speaker 1: a message to get sent back to you.
Speaker 2: We see that acting out in real life everywhere we go.
Speaker 1: Hello. Hello.
Speaker 2: Let me just say this right here.
Speaker 1: You can't go act a fool on a bunch of
Speaker 1: people and then don't act, don't don't expect to get
Speaker 1: acted the fool on Hello. What you're saying now you
Speaker 1: better snap, snap, crackle pop, we rise. Christis now tap water?
Speaker 1: Do the same thing as milk when you put it
Speaker 1: on rice Christmas? You know what I'm saying this all.
Speaker 2: The kicker is that he.
Speaker 1: Told me, uh oh, anyway, the final straples when I
Speaker 1: took him to dinner for our anniversary. You took him
Speaker 1: to dinner for your anniversary. God though, and he ordered
Speaker 1: two appetizers and didn't let me try him. He told
Speaker 1: me to order what I like to eat. He had
Speaker 1: never done me like that before. Yeah, your boy, he petty.
Speaker 1: The kicker was that he told me to pay for
Speaker 1: our food. I'm done with him unless he comes clean
Speaker 1: and tells me what's up, like Shirley said, he already
Speaker 1: told you what's up. He thinks you can pay for everything.
Speaker 1: He don't want to do no acts of kindness for you,
Speaker 1: no more because he lived feeling. Hey, I wish Marjorie
Speaker 1: would make more money. Please, for the love of God,
Speaker 1: celebrate that.
Speaker 9: Yeah, happy about this, but her.
Speaker 1: Man, please make no money to please please, I'll be
Speaker 1: doing her toenails and watching her feet running bath water. Man.
Speaker 1: What so if he can't share, I can't share either.
Speaker 1: No more sex will be had in this house. How
Speaker 1: can I get to the bottom of this?
Speaker 2: Well? Let her do it right there?
Speaker 1: No more sex in this his house. Yeah, that pretty
Speaker 1: much do it.
Speaker 7: That's it.
Speaker 1: You got man divided attention. Once the sex stops at
Speaker 1: a man's house getting his attention, you now have it
Speaker 1: because he wants you to do a cuddle time. He
Speaker 1: wants you to perform like, ain't none of this happening?
Speaker 1: And this is your perfect time to tell her. Let
Speaker 1: him know that every action deserves an equalin option reaction.
Speaker 1: And if you can't share, I can't share either. So
Speaker 1: you don't want you don't want none of my money,
Speaker 1: but you want some of my honey, But you don't
Speaker 1: want to give me nothing, So now I don't You
Speaker 1: don't want to buy me wine. You don't want me
Speaker 1: to try your appetizer. Well, I don't want you trying
Speaker 1: none of my snacks.
Speaker 9: Easing you bring one steak for the girl.
Speaker 1: Okay, you bought one steak. Okay, okay, so we with
Speaker 1: holding snacks.
Speaker 2: My snack too. That's all it is. I think you
Speaker 2: on track with it right there.
Speaker 9: Thank you, Steve.
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Speaker 9: Sounded so good.
Speaker 10: Up next, we've all been waiting for it, and sports
Speaker 10: talk right after this.
Speaker 9: Come on, you're listening hard Morning show.
Speaker 10: It is time now you ready, Steve, because it's time
Speaker 10: now for junior and sports talk.
Speaker 9: Yeah you ready?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 4: You ready?
Speaker 2: Yeah you ready? Come on.
Speaker 16: Let me let me, let me, let me just start
Speaker 16: off by just getting these other games out the way.
Speaker 16: Time you beat on minds real quick, go to the field.
Speaker 16: Beat the Stevens thirty one seventeen, Yeah, the ch the
Speaker 16: Dog twenty twenty six to seven.
Speaker 11: Yeah, I didn't pick that one.
Speaker 16: No, you didn't the Cowboys, Oh my gosh, we didn't
Speaker 16: got time. But the Cowboys lost to the Package forty
Speaker 16: to thirty two. Boy, how boy, boy, every you didn't
Speaker 16: let you down?
Speaker 11: Don't they could?
Speaker 16: Sisto At Detroit man pulled the water over the Rams.
Speaker 11: You got that one on.
Speaker 1: You didn't pick that.
Speaker 11: But that one game you didn't pick though, that one
Speaker 11: game you didn't pick. That one game you didn't pick.
Speaker 1: So y'all see the Detroit game, Yeah it was all, But.
Speaker 11: Did you see the Texas at the ground we go
Speaker 11: privately didn't see it.
Speaker 2: No matter, didn't I see one play?
Speaker 1: You didn't see one play.
Speaker 16: I'll tell you it wasn't really much for y'all to
Speaker 16: see because it was forty five or fourteen.
Speaker 11: It really wasn't many plays y'all made on the fields
Speaker 11: that day.
Speaker 16: It wasn't no, it was really you know it thanks
Speaker 16: to Kareem Hunt because he got both y'all techdown.
Speaker 11: If it was hi, y'a wouldn't even see the end zone.
Speaker 16: But Joe Flaco, Joe Fla. Joe showed up like Fla
Speaker 16: do gave us two interceptions.
Speaker 11: Thank you, Flaco. That was fourteen more points.
Speaker 2: You gave us.
Speaker 11: Yeah, you know what, and you said we better not
Speaker 11: show up to work.
Speaker 2: If we lost.
Speaker 11: Well, we didn't lose, so we ain't matter.
Speaker 7: Fact, I want you to wear jersey, said, I want
Speaker 7: Texas jersey.
Speaker 1: I can see that winning is new to y'all. Hear
Speaker 1: me out, now, hear me out. I've been listening to you.
Speaker 1: See y'all don't even really know how to really dig
Speaker 1: the knife in. Nobody's stop. You ain't we to down? No, no, no,
Speaker 1: because this is right here. Before this game, I said,
Speaker 1: if the Browns lose, I am so accustomed to it
Speaker 1: mmm that it will not have the diverse effect on
Speaker 1: me that you're hoping for.
Speaker 2: Uh huh. It just and that's the only thing that's
Speaker 2: to me right now because they say, asked this long.
Speaker 2: Yeah you know they did.
Speaker 16: And I'm just so disgrunted in you because you know
Speaker 16: you're a winner, you like winning, and you didn't win.
Speaker 2: You know you don't. No, no, no, not sad you win.
Speaker 1: Went straight home, said, I.
Speaker 2: You had this same you do that I should lose
Speaker 2: a game, Houston need to just go on and win
Speaker 2: the super Bowl. If they go to the super Bowl,
Speaker 2: you pay five teams.
Speaker 1: Okay, chuckle.
Speaker 10: Coming up at the top of the hour, a recent
Speaker 10: graduate wants to advise them relocating to make more money
Speaker 10: as a stripper.
Speaker 9: We'll talk about it right after this. You're listening.
Speaker 10: Morning show, all right, So Steve, this is from Nicki
Speaker 10: and Alabama. Nikky says, please don't judge me. I'm a
Speaker 10: dancer in parentheses, stripper and.
Speaker 9: A darn good one. I make great money.
Speaker 10: Imagine exotic dancing as an art form that women of
Speaker 10: all ages are doing now to work out. It's the
Speaker 10: one thing I'm good at, and I know I can
Speaker 10: make a lot more money in a big city with
Speaker 10: nice clubs. I want to stack paper before I'm twenty five,
Speaker 10: then stop dancing, by myself a house and get married
Speaker 10: and start a family. I got a degree a year
Speaker 10: ago in social sciences, and my first job only paid
Speaker 10: thirty eight thousand dollars a year. I quit last month,
Speaker 10: and I can triple that salary by dancing only three
Speaker 10: days a week Thursdays, Fridays and Saturdays. Is it crazy
Speaker 10: to move to the big city to pursue my goals?
Speaker 10: Will my future husband be cool with it?
Speaker 2: Well, let me say this, young sister. Always remember some advice.
Speaker 1: I got the decisions you make today will back your
Speaker 1: outcome of tomorrow. If stripping will get you the husband
Speaker 1: and the family you desire, then go ahead and strip.
Speaker 1: If that doesn't seem to be the case that it
Speaker 1: leads to most often, if I were you, I would reconsider.
Speaker 1: I understand that money is a a a is a
Speaker 1: factor in this, but I have learned in my life
Speaker 1: all money ain't good money. Come on you have and
Speaker 1: in this world of social media and the social age
Speaker 1: and cyberspace, this will follow you in places you.
Speaker 2: Ain't gonna want it to go.
Speaker 1: You will be recognized by people you didn't know saw
Speaker 1: you one night, and it will It will bring you
Speaker 1: harm in the terms of your reputation. Now you ask
Speaker 1: me not to judge you, so I'm not. But I
Speaker 1: am telling you to be conscious of this because the
Speaker 1: decisions you make today will affect the outcome of your tomorrow.
Speaker 1: You are at that point now where all these decisions
Speaker 1: are critical. And I got that you made thirty eight
Speaker 1: thousand dollars a year, and you could triple that working
Speaker 1: three nights a week, and that the.
Speaker 2: Thing about.
Speaker 1: You can make a lot of money selling drugs too.
Speaker 1: But see as a price. You know, you got to
Speaker 1: be conscious of this. Just got to think, young lady,
Speaker 1: if I were talking to my daughter in this situation,
Speaker 1: I would advise you not to. I know the road
Speaker 1: seems more arguous and treacherous and harder to take the
Speaker 1: right path, but the right path has consequences and payoffs
Speaker 1: for your future too, so I would consider all of
Speaker 1: that in making your decision, young lady.
Speaker 2: I could meet the man of the seams.
Speaker 1: But if his boys saw you at that club that night,
Speaker 1: shouldn't she shap.
Speaker 2: In another city and then get married later in another city.
Speaker 2: It wouldn't work out, Like I said. You See, this
Speaker 2: is why this is why we have the show in order.
Speaker 2: Just told you.
Speaker 1: Because of cyberspace and social media, this thing can follow
Speaker 1: you in places that you have no idea. So see
Speaker 1: this little option stripping one city, go get mad and
Speaker 1: another even.
Speaker 11: Steve joke.
Speaker 9: Three days a week.
Speaker 11: Okay, we know it's more than thirty eight thousand.
Speaker 9: She can make trade three times that much three days.
Speaker 2: So let let me get this right.
Speaker 1: So you can understand that the two female co hosts
Speaker 1: on the show who has daughters are recommending are recommending
Speaker 1: that this still strip the two women on the show
Speaker 1: who have daughters. You are recommending that this young girl
Speaker 1: consider stripping cause.
Speaker 2: Of the money, she said.
Speaker 1: On this show, dog ding ding ding ding ding. I'm
Speaker 1: just asking.
Speaker 2: Right now.
Speaker 1: And hey, hey you are you finn raise your hand
Speaker 1: with a little girl. Go ahead, go ahead, time, fool,
Speaker 1: go ahead. We were just talking about oh my little.
Speaker 12: Don't know.
Speaker 2: Huh, my body got a daughter. Now come on, look,
Speaker 2: come on, come on, let me hear no, all.
Speaker 10: Right, sorry, look at the time we gotta go, coming
Speaker 10: up to twenty minutes after the hour, We're gonna have
Speaker 10: more of this ignorant show right after this.
Speaker 9: You're listening morning show.
Speaker 10: All right, guys, this is disgusting, this story, and it
Speaker 10: just keeps happening. Another flight from Birmingham, Alabama, to Atlanta
Speaker 10: show passengers on the flight had to endure a terrible
Speaker 10: odor for the last few minutes of the flight. They
Speaker 10: knew what the smell was, but couldn't figure out where
Speaker 10: it was coming from. When the plane landed, all of
Speaker 10: the passenger passengers on a particular row noticed that a
Speaker 10: guy in the row had had an accident in his
Speaker 10: seat and all up the back of his seat, and
Speaker 10: he sat in it until the flight landed.
Speaker 9: I mean he had God, yeah, gotta stay trapped in.
Speaker 1: I don't give a damn landing. If the seat belt
Speaker 1: signed on, I'm going in the bathroom. I don't give
Speaker 1: a damn If it's locked, I'm kicking it though in
Speaker 1: and I'm gonna sit down because what we're not finna
Speaker 1: do is up my back.
Speaker 10: Yeah, but I mean a credit to the passengers though,
Speaker 10: they didn't make a big deal of it. They didn't
Speaker 10: embarrass the guy or with stuff like that.
Speaker 14: But oh yeah, hey, hey, hey man, shoot you guys,
Speaker 14: get down here, get the pilot, somebody.
Speaker 2: You don't have everybody because I'm standing up the rest
Speaker 2: of the flight.
Speaker 10: All the passengers posted about it on social media, so
Speaker 10: they didn't make a big deal. Then, all right, we'll
Speaker 10: have more of the Steve Harvey Morning Show coming up
Speaker 10: at thirty three minutes.
Speaker 9: After we'll play around it. Would you rather right after this,
Speaker 9: you're listening Harvey Morning Show. All right, guys, it's time
Speaker 9: to play around it. Would you rather? Did you what
Speaker 9: did you want to say?
Speaker 4: Oh?
Speaker 10: Okay, all right, all right, so here we go. Would
Speaker 10: you rather for the rest of your life? Would you
Speaker 10: rather eat only Italian food or only Mexican food for
Speaker 10: the rest of your life. Okay, we'll go over to
Speaker 10: Junior Mexican. Okay, all right, he's getting out more.
Speaker 4: Isn't he.
Speaker 11: I've been from Texas. I've been growing up on misking food.
Speaker 2: Now that's his that's his trip out the country Mexico.
Speaker 2: All right.
Speaker 10: Would you rather kiss a dog in the mouth? You
Speaker 10: know they say their their mouths are cleaner than humans?
Speaker 10: Or would you rather kiss your ex on the forehead?
Speaker 2: Give mereore Come, I'm gonna let the dogs sleep in
Speaker 2: the bed that night.
Speaker 9: I don't believe you guys right now? Would you rather
Speaker 9: a million dollars a year to commute to work for
Speaker 9: three hours?
Speaker 10: Okay, that's your commute time three hours, but you get
Speaker 10: a million dollars every year? Or woud you're rather eight
Speaker 10: hundred thousand dollars a year to work from home?
Speaker 5: Eight?
Speaker 12: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Jeez, your pondering. I'd like to see the people. See
Speaker 1: why he's looking on he's taking math in his hate.
Speaker 1: He looking like two hundred thousand. Go ahead, be in
Speaker 1: that coff.
Speaker 16: I'm just gonna go get the million three hours I
Speaker 16: would do with me. Yeah, I had to look at
Speaker 16: the math. You're right, I need what you're gonna do.
Speaker 2: What you do, I'm gonna look for another career laying
Speaker 2: one of them numbers picture. I ain't gonna be take that.
Speaker 2: I'm gonna be able to take that cut. I'm sorry.
Speaker 9: You can't take a big cut.
Speaker 2: It's gonna be a serious cut for me. I won't help.
Speaker 10: You're downsizing, no downside around on my ass, being a
Speaker 10: tiny home and everything. All right, Would you rather be
Speaker 10: naked on a snow capped mountain or would you rather
Speaker 10: be overdressed too many clothes in the desert?
Speaker 9: Which one?
Speaker 1: You're gonna die either way, But you gotta show better
Speaker 1: chance of being around along with them over dressed on
Speaker 1: the desert, because at least you go over to the
Speaker 1: Middle East. People who live on the desert, they don't
Speaker 1: wear shorts, short sleeve shirts, They wearings. They be dressed
Speaker 1: because they protect themselves from the sun. You know, that's
Speaker 1: why I never played I never played golf in shorts,
Speaker 1: always playing paints over all.
Speaker 9: Right, Well, that's today's round of would.
Speaker 2: You look professional Jimmy for my game? Just try to
Speaker 2: look like the Sunday.
Speaker 9: That's today's rounded. Would you rather thanks guys.
Speaker 10: Coming up at forty nine minutes after the hour, our
Speaker 10: last break of the day, and Steve Harvey has some
Speaker 10: closing remarks you don't want to miss right after this.
Speaker 10: You're listening Harvey Morning Show. All right here we are, guys,
Speaker 10: our last break of the day.
Speaker 1: You know what these people is having these accidents on
Speaker 1: these planes, these bathroom accidents and stuff. We just did
Speaker 1: the story about the man sitting on the plane the accident,
Speaker 1: horrible smell, all.
Speaker 2: Up the packet, a chair and all this. Help. I
Speaker 2: have a solution for this, Oh you do?
Speaker 7: Okay?
Speaker 1: I think what Airlines is gonna have to do is
Speaker 1: everybody that come up to the ticket county. You know
Speaker 1: how you go through the airport and you give them
Speaker 1: your boarding passport, you get on the plane. Yeah, that
Speaker 1: should be a station right there, so you give them
Speaker 1: your boarding pass and then you stand in this area
Speaker 1: and the man say, okay, jog in place for twenty
Speaker 1: five cents. That normally works it up. Anything you got
Speaker 1: going on twenty five seconds of jogging in place.
Speaker 2: You can work it up.
Speaker 1: And if you see a disgruntled look, you hear some grumbling,
Speaker 1: you hear some sounds, you hear.
Speaker 2: Some air pockets being released, and all like that. Your
Speaker 2: ass ain't getting on this flight.
Speaker 1: You go down to the toilet. If you can get
Speaker 1: back by the time we finish boarding, your sea would
Speaker 1: be available. If not, your ass is not getting on
Speaker 1: this plane. Because that's what's happening in this world. We
Speaker 1: are letting people on here who think that they can
Speaker 1: hold it anymore, hold it longer. Let me tell y'all something.
Speaker 1: As you age, your ability to hold bathroom needs reduces greatly,
Speaker 1: and older you get, the less capable you are a
Speaker 1: clenching lock it up, it reduces greatly. I tell you
Speaker 1: right now, personally, my birthday will be tomorrow, God willing,
Speaker 1: I'll be sixty seven years old. So I have to pee.
Speaker 2: It is damn near immediately. I have to see now.
Speaker 2: I have to think ahead and how I'm feeling. Can
Speaker 2: I go in this store? Can I walk another? Can
Speaker 2: I ride twenty more minutes? The answer is usually no, No,
Speaker 2: I go back wherever I w was us and go
Speaker 2: to the bathroom. Then I go get in the car.
Speaker 1: Yeah, Or if I'm in the store shopping, I get up,
Speaker 1: I go to the bathroom early now and out of
Speaker 1: the country. A lot of stores don't have bathrooms in
Speaker 1: the stores. They're always out in the mall somewhere. Most
Speaker 1: stores overseas don't have bathrooms in the store, like in
Speaker 1: the States. Some of the states only have stores for employees. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I got to go. You can't send me up the hallway,
Speaker 1: not if I'm spending money. I don't damn if I
Speaker 1: got the year Nate in the mob closet. You need
Speaker 1: something with a bucket somewhere, and that'll be the solution
Speaker 1: for that. But running place as soon as you're giving
Speaker 1: your boarding pass, just stand here and jogging place, get
Speaker 1: your knees up a little bit higher, sir. Twenty five
Speaker 1: seconds really works down most situations. And I think that's
Speaker 1: the solution for them. Oh, or they're gonna have to
Speaker 1: move that scanning machine they got out at the beginning.
Speaker 1: You know where you're standing in there. Turn around, they're
Speaker 1: gonna have to put that scanning machine up there by
Speaker 1: the gate.
Speaker 2: Now what they're doing with that?
Speaker 1: What you know, you could spot anything in the body.
Speaker 1: You see you see a long gym in that body.
Speaker 2: Right now, I'm trying to offer a solution for this.
Speaker 1: You better hope I ain't got no money for because
Speaker 1: you ain't getting on here with all this here. I'm
Speaker 1: not gonna be in here replacing.
Speaker 2: Seats and all this here?
Speaker 9: Is it what you eat or ate before you got
Speaker 9: on the plane?
Speaker 14: Things?
Speaker 2: You know, most most people eat stuff? You know what stuff?
Speaker 4: Think?
Speaker 7: What if they what if they put toilet seats on
Speaker 7: the plane instead of just the regular seat.
Speaker 2: That's where you already said.
Speaker 1: Okay, let me ask you what y'all gonna call that,
Speaker 1: because you already got comfort plus?
Speaker 2: What you're gonna call it? Yeah, y'all.
Speaker 1: You know y'all always in the back trying to fix
Speaker 1: stuff up. You need to get your money right and
Speaker 1: get your ass up in front of that plane. It
Speaker 1: always happened in the back somewhere because you got four
Speaker 1: hundred people trying to use one toilet. Get your ass
Speaker 1: up front where six people use one bathroom. I'm telling
Speaker 1: you right now, what are you gonna call it? You
Speaker 1: got comfort plus? Give you four more inches of leg room.
Speaker 1: I've studying it. That's comfort plus. Then you got the
Speaker 1: exit rope that gives you a little bit more leg
Speaker 1: room too, But comfort plus is four more inches of
Speaker 1: leg room. So if you six six, that don't do
Speaker 1: nothing for you at all. Also, Tommy, you know you know,
Speaker 1: because let me just go back over a couple of
Speaker 1: stories I heard. Tommy, you said that you got to
Speaker 1: go to dating and you was gonna be wearing your
Speaker 1: long joints. Yeah, you're just gonna get some long socks
Speaker 1: and all that. And I was just gonna say, just
Speaker 1: buy some regular.
Speaker 2: Socks and.
Speaker 7: On you.
Speaker 9: That's what you were gonna say.
Speaker 7: That.
Speaker 1: I was just saving all mine for closing remarks, and Junior,
Speaker 1: I'd like to say something to.
Speaker 2: You and my clothes remark.
Speaker 1: Congratulations on the Texans win. Yeah, everything, you know, it
Speaker 1: was a shackle. I hope y'all win the super Bowl.
Speaker 1: Thank you, because the letdown from here is hard. The
Speaker 1: higher up, the harder the falls.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you'll have that. You will have this same look
Speaker 2: I got on my face.
Speaker 1: Ship.
Speaker 2: Yeah, unless y'all win the.
Speaker 3: Super Bowland and Dallas and Philly are very sad today, Steve.
Speaker 1: Yeah, nobody said it in Dallas, though they predict the
Speaker 1: Super Bowl win every day. Nobody's more sad than Dallas.
Speaker 1: Oh boy, well, hey man, God willing, we'll see y'all tomorrow.
Speaker 1: God willing I will wake up for birthday God willing right, y'all,
Speaker 1: stay in peace.
Speaker 2: Man talk to God. He loved to hear from me.
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