Speaker 1: Hey, it's the Brook and Jeffrey Podcast.
Speaker 2: And did you guys know we have listeners in Japan, Germany, UK, Netherlands,
Speaker 2: Italy j Wait, those actually all have super hot men,
Speaker 2: don't they?
Speaker 3: Actually?
Speaker 4: If you're listening from their DM me after this k
Speaker 4: after you hear the full shower.
Speaker 3: I'm just starting right now.
Speaker 5: It's Brook and Jeffrey in the morning, and this is
Speaker 5: the time of the show where we stop everything to
Speaker 5: shine a spotlight directly into the eyes of our hero
Speaker 5: of the week.
Speaker 3: That hurts.
Speaker 5: And I want you to know this is a very
Speaker 5: prestigious honor. We don't just hand it out to anybody.
Speaker 5: We're extremely selective with it. Like the other day there
Speaker 5: was a video of a dog on a skateboard and
Speaker 5: we were like, no, not, we demand higher than that.
Speaker 3: I'm with you, like, how many of those have we seen?
Speaker 5: Again? Sure enough, there was a chicken on a skateboard
Speaker 5: a week later, and we were like, all right, good enough, okay,
Speaker 5: seeing we have standard four times. That's why today's hero
Speaker 5: is a Cleveland man named Joey Kinsley who goes by
Speaker 5: the user name sir Yacht on his social yah Sir.
Speaker 6: Yacht Yachay Okay, sorry, I don't talk rich people.
Speaker 5: We set a goal for himself recently to eat nothing
Speaker 5: but Costco hot dogs for an entire week.
Speaker 3: That really goes against his yacht name. But yeah, and
Speaker 3: it's also my mom's diet. I'm telling you she swears
Speaker 3: by a good Costco hostel.
Speaker 5: But every meal for the entire seven days? How did
Speaker 5: he do? Maybe two days?
Speaker 7: I can.
Speaker 5: I'll just let him tell you. Here's his Instagram recap.
Speaker 8: I hate nothing but the Costco hot dog meal for
Speaker 8: the past week to see if paying a dollar fifty
Speaker 8: for a Glizion drink was worth it for seven days,
Speaker 8: and here are the results. I ate twenty nine hot
Speaker 8: dog meals for a grand total of forty three dollars
Speaker 8: and fifty cents, one fourth of what the average millennial
Speaker 8: spends on.
Speaker 5: Food a week.
Speaker 8: Also started a new diet trend on accident because I
Speaker 8: lost four and seven days or I have a giant tapeworm.
Speaker 8: And to my surprise, I never got sick of eating
Speaker 8: hot dogs once, despite my bowel movements resembling Willy Wonka's
Speaker 8: Chocolate River.
Speaker 7: So was it?
Speaker 5: Are you kidding me?
Speaker 8: I bawled on the budget, lost weight and had the
Speaker 8: culinary experience of a lifetimelutely.
Speaker 3: Oh yow whoa.
Speaker 6: I mean that was a lot more positive than Ashton
Speaker 6: coming off a thirty days at Taco Bell.
Speaker 3: Yeah this guy, Yeah, come.
Speaker 5: On, now, what an inspiring story of mental and physical perseverance.
Speaker 5: We need more people in the world like Joey who
Speaker 5: are willing to put in the work, do the hard
Speaker 5: things the right way.
Speaker 6: What is it about Joey's loving hot dogs like Joey Chestnut,
Speaker 6: the like hot dog eating contest guys, It just built
Speaker 6: into the name, I guess, so okay.
Speaker 5: Yeah, So if you have a kid, name them Joey,
Speaker 5: and they will go on to do incredible things in
Speaker 5: the culinary world and they could be named our next
Speaker 5: hero of the Congratulations, sir, Yacht, you have done it.
Speaker 5: Now let's move on and get into the shock collar
Speaker 5: question of the day and send it over to a
Speaker 5: man who's got more value in his pinky finger than
Speaker 5: Costco's entire menu. Digital Jake, you know what to do, buddy.
Speaker 9: This week, we decided to try out a brand new
Speaker 9: game called plenty of twenty, where the hosts simply had
Speaker 9: to name any one of the top twenty answers from
Speaker 9: a list in order to stay in the competition, and
Speaker 9: yesterday's list was the top twenty largest restaurant chains in
Speaker 9: the US by number of locations.
Speaker 5: Yeah, but the big story yes was.
Speaker 9: Brooks shocking and frankly highly embarrassing early exit when she
Speaker 9: got her first guest wrong.
Speaker 5: Again.
Speaker 3: Starbucks has no kitchen. It is not considered a restaurant.
Speaker 5: Okay, I'm sure Starbucks workers aren't real people either, So Brooke.
Speaker 9: Was instantly eliminated and had to sit on the sidelines.
Speaker 9: And this is a fun game, so you should have
Speaker 9: seen the pomo's.
Speaker 5: Knew what we were talking about.
Speaker 9: Very bitter, But despite yesterday's shameful performance, I'm sure brook
Speaker 9: won't completely embarrass herself again as we continue with another
Speaker 9: edition of plenty of twenty. No, hey, don't forget about
Speaker 9: the silver save. If you guess the number one answer
Speaker 9: from the list, you get a free pass that saves
Speaker 9: you from future elimination.
Speaker 5: It helped me, that's right.
Speaker 9: That being said, today's category is top twenty most famous
Speaker 9: cartoon characters already for no.
Speaker 3: Reason, Brook, Let bring it, Jake, please.
Speaker 5: Say the one We're all say the guy.
Speaker 9: We're gonna start with you again. Please try not to
Speaker 9: blow it alright, and go whenever you're ready.
Speaker 6: Well, this one's easy because it's on Jose's shirt. Now,
Speaker 6: Mickey Mouse, you, yeah, that's the sober save.
Speaker 9: Not only you correct, but you have a little life
Speaker 9: in your pocket to save you from.
Speaker 10: You went from first pick elimination to the next day,
Speaker 10: first pick number one.
Speaker 5: That's right, that's right, we're onto elect She has twenty options.
Speaker 5: I mean, come on, she has to get one, right,
Speaker 5: Let's not give her too much.
Speaker 1: I don't know mine. SpongeBob, but I don't know how
Speaker 1: old this list is.
Speaker 9: SpongeBob SquarePants. It's number four on the list.
Speaker 5: Over to Jose, and there's like, there's a few in
Speaker 5: my head.
Speaker 10: But you know what, if we're gonna go Mickey, I
Speaker 10: almost want to just say many.
Speaker 9: Jose said, Mini Mouse. That is not on the list,
Speaker 9: not in the top twenty all.
Speaker 3: What kind of sexist list is this?
Speaker 9: Robert and Jeffrey.
Speaker 5: No, okay, Well, if Mickey is for Disney, I'm gonna
Speaker 5: go with the other big animated company, Warner Brothers and
Speaker 5: say Bugs Bunny on that one.
Speaker 9: Bugs Bunny number three on the list. Number two is
Speaker 9: still on the border.
Speaker 3: Back of the brook I can keep going Warner Brothers.
Speaker 3: I think I will. I think I'm gonna say Daffy Duck.
Speaker 9: Daffy Duck number eight on the list, still Silver saved
Speaker 9: as well or over to Alexis.
Speaker 1: Oh, you know show I used to love was The
Speaker 1: Fairly Odd Parents.
Speaker 7: That show.
Speaker 1: That's top twenty.
Speaker 5: Who are your guessing?
Speaker 9: Okay, Timmy Turner, Timmy Turner from Fairly Odd Parents not
Speaker 9: anywhere close to the list, only.
Speaker 5: Have the top twenty, but I know, let's close. Let's
Speaker 5: start to go old school with cartoons that have been
Speaker 5: around forever. Give me Pop by the Sailor.
Speaker 9: Name Pop by the Sailor number fourteen, and jeff Brooks
Speaker 9: still has to save.
Speaker 3: Can I go Wiley Coyote.
Speaker 9: Wiley Coyote, It's not on the list. The save cashed
Speaker 9: in Brooks still in.
Speaker 5: The game, Jeffrey my turn Okay, I'm gonna go even
Speaker 5: older than my last guest, Betty Boop.
Speaker 9: Betty Boop number twelve on the list.
Speaker 3: Heads up this scene.
Speaker 6: I feel like I need to pick a Disney movie
Speaker 6: and even the process. I know, I know, but like
Speaker 6: I feel like Ole Off would be on the list.
Speaker 9: I'm gonna say hol Off Olaf from Frozen, not Jeffrey
Speaker 9: got anything.
Speaker 5: I was gonna go Porky Pig next, like they that's
Speaker 5: all folks, that's good sports. Pig not on the last.
Speaker 9: But jeff you were the last one standing, so you
Speaker 9: do win plenty of twenty. Some of the names on
Speaker 9: the list, you guys missed, Tom and Jerry Homer, Simpson, peak.
Speaker 5: At chew Oka.
Speaker 9: Roadrunner made the list, but not Wiley Coyote unfortunately, Goofy
Speaker 9: Woody Woodpecker, Tweety Bird, the Powerpuff Girls, Eric Cartman from
Speaker 9: South Park Garfield, and Taz the Tasmanian Devil.
Speaker 5: This time, even though she got the silver save, she
Speaker 5: still managed to lose the game. So I'm gonna give
Speaker 5: the shot today to brook And somebody wanted to hear
Speaker 5: kiss Me More by Doja Cat?
Speaker 1: Can you kiss me Ma?
Speaker 3: We're the young boy. We ain't got nothing to lose.
Speaker 5: Okay, Well it started off strong for the first one
Speaker 5: and a half seconds. I don't know. Yeah, you don't
Speaker 5: get a second tribe, you know, silver save on the
Speaker 5: singing that's your shock collar question.
Speaker 7: Of the day, Freaking Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 5: Sometimes people ask us about how certain segments started on
Speaker 5: the show, how did we come up with them, and
Speaker 5: the history behind this next one is actually kind of
Speaker 5: interesting because it was years ago when we first had
Speaker 5: a quiet, shy, timid little comedian auditioning trying to join
Speaker 5: our program.
Speaker 3: And we remember that little guy.
Speaker 5: We heard rumors that he was funny, but we could
Speaker 5: barely get him to open up about himself and speak
Speaker 5: or even make a joke. I know, it's hard to
Speaker 5: imagine that he was ever like this. So we thought,
Speaker 5: you know what, let's do a segment where we ask
Speaker 5: everybody to just be vulnerable and share their thoughts with
Speaker 5: the road. And that's when finally Kevin Hart opened up
Speaker 5: and it launched his comedy career. Wow, look at what
Speaker 5: happened to him because of this.
Speaker 3: You're welcome, Kevi.
Speaker 5: Actually, some say Alexis is the next tiny blonde Kevin
Speaker 5: Hart of this generation. Someone does We're gonna hear her
Speaker 5: thoughts and launching the superstardom edition of What's on Your Mind?
Speaker 7: That's coming up freaking Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 5: Why is hockey the only sport that lets players fight
Speaker 5: each other mid games? Yeah, let's see that in golf.
Speaker 5: Or in gymnastics, some mom Biles puts a fourteen year
Speaker 5: old girl from Romania in a headlock. Do the balance now.
Speaker 3: A triple bank flip.
Speaker 6: Thick, you're skating kind of did it with Tanya Hardy.
Speaker 5: You know, those are the good old days.
Speaker 3: It's only people on skates.
Speaker 5: I'm hoping some punchers are going to be thrown as
Speaker 5: we get into a brand new edition of What's on
Speaker 5: Your Mind? Starting with left Hook Brooks. What's on your Mind?
Speaker 6: Well, we all know like cold this weekend ever last weekend,
Speaker 6: Oh my god. And we get home from my daughter's
Speaker 6: basketball game and our furnace is out, okay, and it's
Speaker 6: like nine o'clock at night on a Friday, and I'm like,
Speaker 6: oh my god. So I replace the batteries in the
Speaker 6: thermostat think you maybe that could be it, but and
Speaker 6: it lights back up.
Speaker 3: So I'm like, okay, maybe I'm on this uping.
Speaker 5: Right, that would be really easy.
Speaker 6: Then I go downstairs and it's making this weird like
Speaker 6: sounded like oh god, and my husband can't figure it out.
Speaker 6: The furnace guy doesn't call us back, and so we
Speaker 6: sleep in under literally thousands of blankets.
Speaker 3: We sleep and the kid, keep them warm with our
Speaker 3: body heat.
Speaker 5: You know, how come he didn't go to one of
Speaker 5: your other Manshiah.
Speaker 6: So the guy finally calls me back the next morning
Speaker 6: at eight am and he's like, listen, you can do this.
Speaker 3: I'm like, I can do it. I do it competitive
Speaker 3: It's work, And he talks me up.
Speaker 6: He's like, all you need is a hair dryer because
Speaker 6: your condensation line that brings the water out from the
Speaker 6: furnace has frozen. He's like, it'll take you two minutes.
Speaker 6: So I go outside with the hair dryer. You guys,
Speaker 6: it worked.
Speaker 7: It works.
Speaker 3: I felt like the king of the world. I was like,
Speaker 3: I just fixed a furnace.
Speaker 1: The family has heat.
Speaker 5: Save the family.
Speaker 3: It took a tool that I am very good at,
Speaker 3: using a hair dryer, and now I don't know. I
Speaker 3: was on such a high all weekend from my power
Speaker 3: of being able to do this that I may switch careers.
Speaker 4: Project that could be a TikTok page for this.
Speaker 5: Is the job real bad. Yeah, okay, if you need
Speaker 5: some help with your heating or cooling, brook dm me
Speaker 5: Jose what's on your mind?
Speaker 10: Well, a few weeks ago, I started getting messages from
Speaker 10: Tinder asking me to join something called Tender Select. Oh yeah,
Speaker 10: because you know they have like gold and platinum.
Speaker 5: They're always advertising like what elites of Tinder?
Speaker 10: But this is for elites apparently because I logged onto
Speaker 10: the app.
Speaker 5: This is what it says.
Speaker 10: Quote tender Select is an exclusive membership that gives you
Speaker 10: unrivaled access to the absolute best of Tinder.
Speaker 3: So they're holding back all the hotties.
Speaker 10: It even says under one percent of all people on
Speaker 10: Tender are assets.
Speaker 5: And I'm like, wait, what wait?
Speaker 3: Do you have to pay extra? How much?
Speaker 5: Well, that's what I'm saying.
Speaker 10: So they're inviting me. I'm like, do they think I'm popular?
Speaker 10: Let me google it see what the public thinks. The
Speaker 10: first article from the public says, quote Tender now letting
Speaker 10: rizzless sad sacks pay five hundred.
Speaker 11: A month for Tender.
Speaker 5: I'm a rizzless Yeah, and I and I said the
Speaker 5: same five hundred.
Speaker 10: Wait a minute, and so I don't know what to do.
Speaker 5: You guys, will it work? I also think the same.
Speaker 3: What if you actually win on some dates, it may
Speaker 3: pay off.
Speaker 10: It actually is tempting, but I have to pay the
Speaker 10: five hundred to so you guys, let me know, do
Speaker 10: I pay five hundred test now for a month.
Speaker 5: No, okay, you're not sad? Sack, Yeah, I do have riz.
Speaker 5: You're happy?
Speaker 7: Sure?
Speaker 5: Where's that dating sign up for that one? Alexis? What's
Speaker 5: been on your mind?
Speaker 4: Well, last week I told you guys, I totaled my car.
Speaker 3: That's been a thing.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it really has.
Speaker 4: And it was a really good life lesson on maybe
Speaker 4: having a savings account because like one No, well, I
Speaker 4: drained it all in Europe right before that, cause I
Speaker 4: was like, I had this money here, what's the worst
Speaker 4: that could happen?
Speaker 3: There's some famous last words.
Speaker 4: So I've had to do some like budgeting recently, you know,
Speaker 4: to save up for a new car.
Speaker 5: What does budgeting mean to you?
Speaker 7: Exactly?
Speaker 1: I'm going to tell you what.
Speaker 4: I've opted out of a rental car, you know, and
Speaker 4: I've been electric scootering around places.
Speaker 3: But I see that your nails are still very dune.
Speaker 11: Well.
Speaker 4: See, it's funny you say that because there are some
Speaker 4: non negotiables.
Speaker 3: Like don't have to be done. Also going out and.
Speaker 4: Resorted more to like soda, you know, because it's a
Speaker 4: little bit cheaper than alcohol. Ordering drink No no, but
Speaker 4: then my friends feel bad for me, and they're like, oh, Alexis,
Speaker 4: you did just get an accident.
Speaker 1: Will buy you a drink? What do you want? And
Speaker 1: I've learned to just ask for a picture.
Speaker 4: I'm like, we should split a picture, guys, and then
Speaker 4: you drink most of it.
Speaker 5: Yes, I see, you're the type of less sad sack
Speaker 5: that would be perfectly.
Speaker 1: And then my last I'm started to.
Speaker 4: I mean maybe because I have like for dinner, I'm
Speaker 4: not spending money out, you know. So I'm going through
Speaker 4: my old gift cards and I found a lot of
Speaker 4: eye hop ones I've been having.
Speaker 1: I hope it's probably.
Speaker 3: Cheaper to make pancakes. Who knew?
Speaker 4: Okay, So I'm sadly eating I hope, but at least
Speaker 4: my nails look good.
Speaker 3: That Jeffrey, what's on your mind?
Speaker 5: So I'm a dog guy. For years I had this
Speaker 5: little runt of a pup named Burger. Yeah, there was
Speaker 5: quite a character. You passed away a couple of years ago. Finally,
Speaker 5: by the way, we were waiting, it took a while,
Speaker 5: but it got a new dog, which the audience named Bagel.
Speaker 5: And Bagel has been feisty, to.
Speaker 3: Say, behavioral issues.
Speaker 5: It's been in a very long puppy face does not
Speaker 5: listen barks directly into your ear on purpose. But the
Speaker 5: other night, I was sitting in front of the fireplace
Speaker 5: and Bagel was being a really good boy, just laying
Speaker 5: down on my lap, quietly, not biting me, not taking
Speaker 5: the two on the carpet, and so I actually said
Speaker 5: out loud, oh, Bagel, you're finally becoming a good dog.
Speaker 5: And right when I said that, the fireplace erupted. It
Speaker 5: was like, oh no, it's the timing was too coincidental,
Speaker 5: and it made me think of other strange things that happened,
Speaker 5: like every night at ten, Bagel will bark randomly at
Speaker 5: the front door of my house when nobody's out there,
Speaker 5: and I realized, oh my god, it's the ghost of Burger.
Speaker 5: Burgo heard me compliment Bagel and came back through the
Speaker 5: fire to be like, I'm the boy I should have known.
Speaker 5: Of course, Burger's ghost is haunting my house.
Speaker 3: Glad you solved the issues.
Speaker 5: I figured it out. Now I've got two dogs again,
Speaker 5: got Bagel and the ghost of Burger. Ghost food inflation,
Speaker 5: Yeah that could be. But texted seven five nine to
Speaker 5: go ahead, tell us what's on your.
Speaker 7: Minds freaking Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 5: Get a lot of texts in at seventy eighty five
Speaker 5: nine two with our listeners wanted to tell us what's
Speaker 5: been on their mind because we just shared what's on ours.
Speaker 5: This text says what's on my mind. I can't stop
Speaker 5: thinking about how cute Jeffrey is. O, Hey, mom, why
Speaker 5: do you keep texting? Block her from this board.
Speaker 3: It's like a compliment for your mom. Finally, yeah, I
Speaker 3: mean there's that.
Speaker 5: I'm sick of it. This one says good morning, love
Speaker 5: you guys. And what's on my mind is how Alexis
Speaker 5: says all these credit cards and Brooke doesn't help her
Speaker 5: pay them off ever, brook the loaded ones.
Speaker 6: So you can give a man a fish, but if
Speaker 6: you teach him to fish, then he'll give me money.
Speaker 5: I'll try this is credit cards.
Speaker 7: Help him?
Speaker 5: Says I went on a six hour, amazing date and
Speaker 5: got pulled over taking her home. Didn't get a ticket,
Speaker 5: but she thought I was reckless because of it and
Speaker 5: didn't go out with me again.
Speaker 3: Attractive, Yeah, should that's.
Speaker 5: The Probably the problem is that you didn't.
Speaker 3: As soon as the came you were polite. Yes, that's
Speaker 3: what happened.
Speaker 5: Keep your text coming.
Speaker 7: Freaking Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 5: I don't know what happened to men, but we've really
Speaker 5: dropped the ball, because.
Speaker 3: What else do you want to I'm just.
Speaker 5: Saying that, like in the past, guys used to try
Speaker 5: way harder to impress women in the dating world, Like
Speaker 5: Vincent van Goh chopped off his own ear for the
Speaker 5: woman that he loved.
Speaker 3: That healthy, ain't you?
Speaker 5: Greece Paris started the Trojan War just so that he
Speaker 5: could marry Helen. Wow. Even Leonardo DiCaprio purposely sank the Titanic.
Speaker 5: He said, if me and Rose can't be together, then
Speaker 5: I'm gonna sail this boat right into an ice bergat
Speaker 5: It's been a few years since I've seen it, but
Speaker 5: that's kind of how I remember what happens. But still
Speaker 5: now no one tries anymore. No one's sinking boats or
Speaker 5: starting global conflicts in the name of love.
Speaker 3: Gosh, what does the world come to too?
Speaker 5: Curiously, that's how we end up with an entire segment
Speaker 5: of people sharing the most underwhelming, cringey dates they've ever been.
Speaker 5: Oh yeah, so until men actually start trying again, we're
Speaker 5: gonna hear more terrible first date stories in a brand
Speaker 5: new edition of Battle of the Tinder Dates. That's coming up.
Speaker 7: Two hopeless one dating app. Then there's you swipe right.
Speaker 7: The question is whose love life is more tragic.
Speaker 5: It's Battle of the Dates. It's a dating game show
Speaker 5: that's hotter than a metal spoon in a crack den,
Speaker 5: Battle of a Tinder Date where we find out whose
Speaker 5: love life is the most tragic. We'll explain the rules
Speaker 5: in just a second. First, let's meet today's contestants over
Speaker 5: in this corner. When it comes to dating men, she
Speaker 5: likes some tall, gray and rail thin, and that's why
Speaker 5: they call her Antenna Jenna.
Speaker 3: Well, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 5: Abandon the other corner. Her perfect date night ends with
Speaker 5: a romantic couple's bath in a giant tub filled with
Speaker 5: maple syrup. That's how she got the name Sticky Nicky.
Speaker 6: Oh my god, you must be extractive if you can
Speaker 6: talk anyone into that.
Speaker 5: Here's how the game works. We gotta have one contestant
Speaker 5: start by telling one of their worst dating stories. Then
Speaker 5: the other will try and counter with the nightmare story
Speaker 5: of their own. We're going back and forth for three
Speaker 5: rounds until we declare a winner. We're gonna start things
Speaker 5: off today with Antenna. Jenna.
Speaker 12: Let's go all right, So a guy and I went
Speaker 12: out to dinner at a fond due place, and so
Speaker 12: we get bread and some other things to dip in it,
Speaker 12: and we're having a great time. And I get up
Speaker 12: to use the powder room, and then when I come back,
Speaker 12: I catch him holding the pot with two hands and
Speaker 12: drinking out of it like it. Oh yeah, burn, don't
Speaker 12: think this was the first time.
Speaker 3: He has not lactose intolerant.
Speaker 5: That impressed. Let's go over to nik can you punch that?
Speaker 10: Yeah?
Speaker 13: Hey, guys.
Speaker 11: So one of the guys they dated, he came back
Speaker 11: to my place after an amazing date, okay, and we
Speaker 11: both kept drinking obviously, you know, but he ended up
Speaker 11: not being able to handle it, and he was really
Speaker 11: becoming more out of it, to say the least. And
Speaker 11: at one point he sees a picture of me and
Speaker 11: my sister, and you know, he says, oh, you might
Speaker 11: be a seven, but your sister for sure isn't eight.
Speaker 11: And then he pukes on the picture.
Speaker 6: Oh my gosh, So you made out with them that right?
Speaker 11: Oh for sure?
Speaker 3: I did.
Speaker 5: All right. Off to a strong start round around number two.
Speaker 5: And that means Jenna we're back to you, all right.
Speaker 12: So a guy and I went out a few times,
Speaker 12: and so one weekend we plan to hang out and
Speaker 12: he told me to pack a suitcase. We're going to
Speaker 12: do a day trip somewhere and it's just the price.
Speaker 12: He tells me to meet him at the airport.
Speaker 5: Okay.
Speaker 12: I get there and meet him and I'm like, all right, so, like,
Speaker 12: where are we going? Turns out it was the airport.
Speaker 12: Our day trip was to the airport.
Speaker 6: You couldn't even go through security because you didn't have tickets,
Speaker 6: so you just outside.
Speaker 10: I mean, in his defense, there's a lot of nice
Speaker 10: coffee shops and stores.
Speaker 6: Yeah, but on the other side of SA Yeah, they've
Speaker 6: gone to bite ticket to access.
Speaker 5: The Yeah, all right, not as exciting as we thought, Nikki,
Speaker 5: it's your turn.
Speaker 11: I met a guy who was kind of cute but
Speaker 11: kind of but man, you know, he held that British
Speaker 11: accent pretty good. You know.
Speaker 5: That adds like five points to any hotness.
Speaker 3: Scale, ye men or women?
Speaker 11: For well, halfway through our drinks, that accent disappeared.
Speaker 3: And I mean, who hasn't faked accent for a night?
Speaker 6: I know, I.
Speaker 3: Know, it's really fun.
Speaker 14: This is super rare.
Speaker 11: On the guys, to deep and to be honest, I
Speaker 11: called him out. Okay, okay, Well that's when he admits
Speaker 11: that he's been just watching Harry Potter on repeat.
Speaker 5: We were doing when Guardian leveyosa on you all night.
Speaker 11: Yeah, to stop it all off. He told me he's
Speaker 11: gotten way more dates because of it.
Speaker 7: Yeah.
Speaker 5: I think we're pretty much tied up at this point.
Speaker 5: It's anybody's game. That means as we go into the
Speaker 5: third and final round, we need your best stories ladies. So, Jenna,
Speaker 5: what have you got?
Speaker 15: Okay?
Speaker 12: So I had this guy take me on one of
Speaker 12: those huge city ferris wheels and at the top we stopped.
Speaker 5: Moving at the very top, very top. Okay.
Speaker 12: You know it's nice because you're seeing pretty things, but
Speaker 12: it's like it's an unnatural amount of time.
Speaker 5: Off.
Speaker 6: Yeah, when you're like, oh my god.
Speaker 12: So I asked, you know, like you think everything's okay,
Speaker 12: and then this guy's like, oh no, my buddy runs this.
Speaker 12: So I asked him if you could stop it while
Speaker 12: we were at the top. You know, for a quick hookup.
Speaker 6: He's gonna be romantic, it's gonna be like for a
Speaker 6: little kids.
Speaker 5: It's quick. He's like, we only need like three to
Speaker 5: hook up with the whole view of the city. You
Speaker 5: went through with it obviously, no, no, no.
Speaker 3: No no, And the ferris wheel booths is rocket bring
Speaker 3: us down?
Speaker 16: Yeah.
Speaker 12: So then he calls his buddy on speakerphone and says, hey,
Speaker 12: press the button. Another one said no one, Wow.
Speaker 5: It's kind of cool that he can just call his
Speaker 5: buddy control the whole thing. Okay, we only got time
Speaker 5: for one more, Nikki, let's hear it.
Speaker 11: So me and this guy did an escape room together.
Speaker 11: Well I am so not good at him, but I
Speaker 11: figured it'd be fun. So we're in there, like in
Speaker 11: it and we couldn't figure out like any of the clues,
Speaker 11: any of them of them.
Speaker 3: And she does not like go to the book.
Speaker 11: No, yeah, no, I need some brush up on like
Speaker 11: all of the games.
Speaker 15: Obviously it does.
Speaker 5: Two.
Speaker 11: When I looked over in the corner, he was crying,
Speaker 11: Oh like you guys legitimately breaking down and I mean
Speaker 11: the worst part of it, you know, he refused to
Speaker 11: even go to the mergency exit.
Speaker 1: No yah, wal.
Speaker 3: I'm sorry. If I was the people running that, I
Speaker 3: wouldn't let you out either. The medeo of what would
Speaker 3: be happening would be too good to watch.
Speaker 11: Oh my god, so rude.
Speaker 16: But the I mean the.
Speaker 17: Worst worst is instead of going through the emergency exit
Speaker 17: like hands to stet up calling his mom, did she
Speaker 17: call you?
Speaker 3: Rescue her up?
Speaker 11: It became this childhood trauma talk with like how he
Speaker 11: blamed her for it because they didn't do enough, puzzled
Speaker 11: when they were a kidd.
Speaker 5: Oh god, her faults that he couldn't solve the estate Brown.
Speaker 6: Yeah, can we vote for the mom in this game
Speaker 6: because for her for some reason.
Speaker 5: I blame her too. That date back. But we heard
Speaker 5: the final bell. That means the matches over judges. Let's
Speaker 5: score it, Alexis.
Speaker 1: I gotta go Jenna for the ferris wheel. Already got
Speaker 1: a fear of those.
Speaker 6: Oh my god, I can't still get over the fon
Speaker 6: dupot Jenna, You.
Speaker 5: Got that means congratulations Antenna, Jenna, you have our sympathy
Speaker 5: and our respect. The worst dating life of the week.
Speaker 12: I am getting something out of this nightmare.
Speaker 5: Yeah, thank you for playing. Remember Textan seventy five nine
Speaker 5: to two. If you want to appear on the next
Speaker 5: edition of Battle of the Tender Days, your phone TAP's
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Speaker 7: Freaking Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 5: Today, we call a woman who, along with her husband,
Speaker 5: just bit on an item at their son's elementary school auction. Okay,
Speaker 5: the item was your child is principal for a day.
Speaker 3: At our school.
Speaker 5: I've heard about this. Yeah, there's a lot of schools
Speaker 5: that do it, and he usually they'll do things cute
Speaker 5: like recess gets extended by ten minutes, or everyone gets
Speaker 5: to watch a movie during one period of class. But
Speaker 5: we're calling to tell the mom that her son has
Speaker 5: gone rogue and now that he's in charge, he's requesting
Speaker 5: stuff that's way over the line. So the tyranny has
Speaker 5: to end in your phone tab right now.
Speaker 3: Another Hello, Hi, is this Serena Bell.
Speaker 15: Who's calling?
Speaker 6: This is Vice Principal Williams from elementary and I'm calling because,
Speaker 6: as you know, your son Bryce is principal for the
Speaker 6: day today.
Speaker 15: Oh Hi, how's it going.
Speaker 3: Well, I'll be honest, not great.
Speaker 15: Oh no, what happened?
Speaker 3: Well, it started off okay, he made the morning announcement,
Speaker 3: was very cute. But then some of his requests, well,
Speaker 3: they began pushing the envelope, I'll say, and the teachers
Speaker 3: just feel a little uncomfortable.
Speaker 15: Oh no, what did he ask for your son?
Speaker 3: Bryce said he wanted to start off the school day
Speaker 3: with the children in the higher grades working on their division. Okay,
Speaker 3: oh that means you laugh.
Speaker 6: Well, I don't know if you realize this, but that's
Speaker 6: a pretty unreasonable request.
Speaker 3: Not really, Okay, maybe I should take this back a
Speaker 3: little bit. You see, that's contractually considered learning me thing
Speaker 3: of that magnitude. It needs to be approved through the union.
Speaker 3: Do you see?
Speaker 15: So children should not want to learn new things on
Speaker 15: their own?
Speaker 13: Is that what you're No?
Speaker 3: We love, We love when they want to learn new things.
Speaker 3: It's just it needs to be approved.
Speaker 6: And you know, between you and me, I don't think
Speaker 6: most of our teachers know that type of math to
Speaker 6: even teach.
Speaker 15: Wait, you're saying that your teachers don't know how to divide.
Speaker 6: Well, I saw some of them scrambling for their calculator
Speaker 6: apps on their phones.
Speaker 3: It was pretty shocking.
Speaker 15: You're joking right now.
Speaker 3: I wish I was.
Speaker 6: And then instead of recess, Bryce wanted everyone to spend
Speaker 6: those twenty minutes learning the names of US presidents.
Speaker 15: And what's the problem with that?
Speaker 6: Oh God, I kept thinking, I don't even remember the
Speaker 6: guy's name.
Speaker 3: Before the one who falls asleep all the time. I mean,
Speaker 3: nobody knows presidents. That doesn't matter anymore.
Speaker 15: Okay, listen, I paid for at the school auction, and
Speaker 15: everything you're saying to me sounds completely reasonable.
Speaker 3: Well, I tried to explain it to him as well.
Speaker 3: I met with him one on one and I said, Bryce,
Speaker 3: what about implementing a mandatory board game hour like Candyland
Speaker 3: or Shoots and Ladders, you know, like normal kids stuff.
Speaker 1: And you know what he said?
Speaker 3: He said, he wanted to do Monopoly.
Speaker 6: Monopoly what it is obviously so unfair to the middle class.
Speaker 3: I had to visto that.
Speaker 15: It sounds to me like my son has done nothing
Speaker 15: wrong and you don't know what you're doing at a school.
Speaker 6: Do you think it's reasonable that his monopoly idea, which
Speaker 6: was played in class, made his teacher cry? Why would
Speaker 6: the teacher cry because he basically shamed her for her
Speaker 6: teacher's salary.
Speaker 5: He changed her.
Speaker 6: I mean he didn't say that exactly, but can you
Speaker 6: imagine how it would feel to her not being able
Speaker 6: to buy a railroad?
Speaker 3: What alone broadway?
Speaker 13: I mean, are you for real?
Speaker 3: It has been a nightmare, ma'am. It has been a nightmare.
Speaker 3: There's even been a talk about a possible teacher walk
Speaker 3: out to protest. What all my masking is. If you
Speaker 3: could just talk to Bryce and ask him to step
Speaker 3: down from his post just a little early.
Speaker 15: I'm not going to ask him to step down. How
Speaker 15: about you step down for not wanting kids to learn anything?
Speaker 3: To see where he gets it from, you should be proud.
Speaker 6: Look, I can just get him on the phone with
Speaker 6: you and you tell him that he's wrong for trying
Speaker 6: to educate others without getting union approval.
Speaker 15: There is nothing wrong.
Speaker 3: Okay, sorry, hold on just one second, let me grab them.
Speaker 15: No, I'm talking to you. I'm not talking to my son.
Speaker 1: Hello that Bryce.
Speaker 3: Hello? You want me to tell your mom that this
Speaker 3: is a prank phone call?
Speaker 7: What?
Speaker 3: Well, you're the principal. What did you say?
Speaker 6: Oh? Oh gosh, sorry, Yeah, Principal Bryce says he wants
Speaker 6: me to tell you you're getting phone tapped on the radio.
Speaker 15: What do you mean?
Speaker 3: I mean?
Speaker 6: This is actually Broke from the radio show Broke and
Speaker 6: Jeffrey in the Morning, and your husband Joel set.
Speaker 1: You up for a phone tap.
Speaker 15: It.
Speaker 6: Yeah, Joel told us all about principal for the day,
Speaker 6: and you're kid and he.
Speaker 3: Thought it would be funny. I mean, I don't know
Speaker 3: why you're so worried that the teachers didn't know how
Speaker 3: to do division.
Speaker 11: That's terrible.
Speaker 3: Oh, come on, when was the last time you did
Speaker 3: it without a calculator?
Speaker 1: Weeke up?
Speaker 7: Every morning was phone taps weekday mornings on the twenties,
Speaker 7: Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 5: In today's call, one of our listeners as a barista
Speaker 5: and says she did something that normally she would never
Speaker 5: do while working on the job. Wouldn't you know it,
Speaker 5: a cute guy was involved. Dah, So she took a
Speaker 5: risk in the name of love, and now well she's
Speaker 5: not getting a call back. I'm wondering when you hear this,
Speaker 5: all the baristas who are listening, would you ever do
Speaker 5: this with a customer that you found attractive? Text into
Speaker 5: seven eighty five nine two. You're gonna hear what happened
Speaker 5: in your brand new second date update right after this
Speaker 5: second date update. You never know when or where you're
Speaker 5: gonna meet the love of your life.
Speaker 3: Oh, Jeffrey, that's so nice.
Speaker 5: Like years ago, Brooke met a hunky traveling salesman named RL.
Speaker 5: She told us this story many many times on the show,
Speaker 5: but just to recap for anybody who doesn't know, after
Speaker 5: one steamy night involving a diner at the edge of town,
Speaker 5: passion took over, and to this day her husband firmly
Speaker 5: believes that those children are really his. It's a story
Speaker 5: that's as romantic as it is factually correct.
Speaker 3: That is not true at all.
Speaker 6: I have only fallen, truly, madly, deeply in love with
Speaker 6: one man, and that is my husband.
Speaker 5: Oh yeah, name one of the kids middle names was Roy,
Speaker 5: after the real father too. Okay, so you love your husband,
Speaker 5: but you still married Roy.
Speaker 14: No.
Speaker 3: I don't think she's saying anything, Michael.
Speaker 5: Your love life confuses the hell me. It's hard to
Speaker 5: keep up with. All I'm trying to say is that
Speaker 5: love can strike anywhere at any time. That's great, even
Speaker 5: when you work as a barista at a coffee shop,
Speaker 5: like our listener Jacqueline does. So let's talk to her. Jacqueline.
Speaker 5: How you doing, I'm doing?
Speaker 11: Okay?
Speaker 5: How were you? Guys?
Speaker 3: You sound a little like sad or something. Are you
Speaker 3: all right?
Speaker 6: Yeah?
Speaker 13: I just I need your help.
Speaker 11: Okay.
Speaker 5: I thought maybe Brook's love story brought you to tears.
Speaker 5: The salesman but I don't know, maybe got something else
Speaker 5: going on. Tell us about it.
Speaker 13: Well, like you said, I'm a barista at a coffee shop,
Speaker 13: and a couple of weeks ago it was, yeah, it's true,
Speaker 13: I like it.
Speaker 5: That's exactly the attitude that Alexis had when she used
Speaker 5: to work. There's like it's okay.
Speaker 13: Well, a couple of weeks ago, it was kind of
Speaker 13: a slow time of day and I ended up meeting
Speaker 13: this really nice customer and he ordered a latte, stopped
Speaker 13: and complimented me on my film art.
Speaker 6: With your what art foam art pictures?
Speaker 3: Did you put your phone number in the foam on
Speaker 3: the top.
Speaker 5: Yeah, it's actually hard to do that.
Speaker 13: It is hard because I actually didn't do any foam art.
Speaker 3: Why would he say that?
Speaker 11: I don't know.
Speaker 13: Maybe he was just trying to talk to me, but
Speaker 13: he goes, oh my god, like is that a dog's face?
Speaker 13: It looks just like my dog, Kevin.
Speaker 10: He's totally just like joking with you to get your
Speaker 10: to you.
Speaker 13: Oh yeah, I mean I think he knew I wasn't
Speaker 13: trying to do latche art because he said I was
Speaker 13: the Picasso of latche art.
Speaker 3: Passo that's abstract.
Speaker 5: That's not necessarily pretty art. It is just very.
Speaker 3: Cool in his cubism face.
Speaker 5: Oh yeah, sure, did you get his name?
Speaker 13: By the way, his name is Kenny. The dog's name
Speaker 13: is Kevin, after Kevin from the office.
Speaker 3: Chili. I mean, how did you parlay that into anything?
Speaker 13: Well, so you have been like really friendly and sweet,
Speaker 13: and I mean, I know this is kind of unprofessional,
Speaker 13: but since I didn't having a lot of customers coming in,
Speaker 13: he asked if I would sit with him a little bit.
Speaker 3: Really, yeah, that is like, I feel like that's bold.
Speaker 6: I don't know that I could ever think of a
Speaker 6: scenario where I would ask any weight stuff to come
Speaker 6: sit with me.
Speaker 5: Although you did go to a Starbucks and try to
Speaker 5: ask out the baristas recently and they all said no.
Speaker 3: It's a good point.
Speaker 10: It couldn't be a good gauge, though, because if it's
Speaker 10: a dead empty coffee shop and she's like, oh no,
Speaker 10: I can't, he would be like, Okay, she's working.
Speaker 5: So here's my point.
Speaker 10: So she can say, oh, sorry, I'm working. She has
Speaker 10: an excuse. But if she says yes, I'll sit you,
Speaker 10: it's a huge sign.
Speaker 5: The balls in your court at this point. Jacqueline what'd
Speaker 5: you do?
Speaker 13: I said, yeah, sure, let me just you know, let
Speaker 13: my manager know I'm going to take my break.
Speaker 3: And oh you even did it? Like on the up
Speaker 3: and up?
Speaker 5: Ye should have done? Was it worth it? How did
Speaker 5: it go?
Speaker 7: It was good?
Speaker 13: Like we were laughing, getting to know each other, and
Speaker 13: he asked if I was single, and normally, whenever a
Speaker 13: customer asked me that I lie and I'm like, I'm
Speaker 13: married basically yeah yeah, but I was honest. I told him, yeah,
Speaker 13: I'm single. So he asked me for my number, and
Speaker 13: after he left, like even my co workers were like,
Speaker 13: oh my god, that was really cute.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, it's awesome.
Speaker 3: An immediate gauge. No, you get like I would love.
Speaker 6: If two of my girlfriends could always go on every
Speaker 6: date that I went on to like tell me whether
Speaker 6: or not at Witwell.
Speaker 5: Alexis if Brooks says, oh my god, that guy and
Speaker 5: you are really cute together. What are you thinking?
Speaker 1: It's just can I get someone else?
Speaker 5: But Jack? And this is a coworker whose opinion you
Speaker 5: actually respect.
Speaker 3: So wait, what's happened since?
Speaker 13: Well, we texted back and forth for a little bit,
Speaker 13: but like our last text exchange, we had was a
Speaker 13: few days ago and it was kind of weird, but
Speaker 13: he mustages me, So, what's up with Glenn? Does he
Speaker 13: still have his motorcycle?
Speaker 3: Who?
Speaker 13: I don't know who Glenn? I don't know who Glenn
Speaker 13: or anyone with a motorcycle. I wrote, Haha, what are
Speaker 13: you talking about? And he said, oh, come on, stop
Speaker 13: saying koy with like a smirky face emoji. So I wrote,
Speaker 13: is this a game? And he never wrote back, and
Speaker 13: it was like kind of awkward, and I don't really
Speaker 13: sounds like.
Speaker 5: He was actually that conversations.
Speaker 3: If you put a smirky face, that means that you're
Speaker 3: not upset face.
Speaker 5: Yeah, were you guys talking about out astronaut John Glenn
Speaker 5: at any point during your conversation in the coffee shop?
Speaker 5: Pretty sure he has a motorcycle. I'm trying to solve
Speaker 5: the mystery here who Glenn is. So we have no idea.
Speaker 5: Clearly Jacqueline doesn't know. We should probably just call him
Speaker 5: and try and see if he picks up and can
Speaker 5: give us some answers. Yeah, we will reach out to
Speaker 5: this guy Kenny and maybe to his dog Kevin and
Speaker 5: get you a second date update right after this. Okay,
Speaker 5: all right hold on second date update today, we have
Speaker 5: a mystery. We need to solve the mystery of Glenn
Speaker 5: and the motorcycle.
Speaker 3: Seriously is that?
Speaker 5: I've been thinking about this off the air and I
Speaker 5: have a theory because who else is notorious for driving
Speaker 5: a motorcycle around the traveling must his son cruise in
Speaker 5: the highways stealing women's hearts at night, just like his
Speaker 5: daddy did back in the Yes, I guess we've never
Speaker 5: done a double date second date. This is interesting. Roy Jacqueline,
Speaker 5: would you be up for doing a two four along
Speaker 5: with Brooke and Roy? If we can get Kenny to
Speaker 5: agree to this.
Speaker 13: I'm not sure about.
Speaker 6: You could turn it down, and I'm also kind of pissed.
Speaker 6: I get the old guy, Roy, and you get the
Speaker 6: young one.
Speaker 5: I'm sure you guys can work out an arrangement where
Speaker 5: you could swap halfway through the night or anything goes
Speaker 5: with Roy.
Speaker 3: Okay, let's concentrate on Wait, what's the guy's name now.
Speaker 5: Chris, No, it's Kenny. You gotta focus on Kenny with
Speaker 5: his dog cabin. Kenny is the one that she met
Speaker 5: when he walked into her coffee shop the other day
Speaker 5: made a comment about her foam art. So let's try
Speaker 5: and get that connection.
Speaker 6: Back, because after of that text, about that weird text
Speaker 6: he said about Glenn, this has to be just some
Speaker 6: misunderstanding that's happening.
Speaker 5: Yeah, I mean it's so random.
Speaker 13: Maybe he accidentally texted the wrong person.
Speaker 5: Texting Yeah, and maybe he's embarrassed because he feels like
Speaker 5: he looked like an idiot. So let's give him a
Speaker 5: call and see what he has to say. Here we go. Hello, Hey,
Speaker 5: we're looking for Kenny.
Speaker 16: Mister Kenny.
Speaker 5: Hey, Kenny, nice to meet you. We're a radio show
Speaker 5: called Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning.
Speaker 11: Hi.
Speaker 6: What Yeah, oh man, this is your show, your favorite
Speaker 6: radio show.
Speaker 5: You're on the radio right now.
Speaker 16: Why are you calling me a great question?
Speaker 5: Yeah, because we're doing something called a second Date Update
Speaker 5: where we try to help our listeners work on their
Speaker 5: love connections with people that they meet out world. And
Speaker 5: you were somebody's love connection recently hopefully.
Speaker 3: Yeah, well it sounds like you had a nice connection anyway.
Speaker 5: It's a girl named Jacqueline. Okay, remember you went to
Speaker 5: a coffee shop and you kind of had a nice
Speaker 5: little conversation with a barista there named Jacqueline, and you
Speaker 5: made a comment about like her foam art.
Speaker 6: Yeah, maybe you said it looked like your dog, Kevin.
Speaker 16: Yeah, I do that.
Speaker 5: I do that a lot. Actually, that's a line.
Speaker 16: Why I've done that a few times?
Speaker 5: I mean, it is really funny and unique.
Speaker 3: But even if you've done it a few times.
Speaker 16: Like, yeah, well it's a few times, but you know
Speaker 16: it's been more like a few times this week.
Speaker 6: Actually, yea, how often.
Speaker 3: Do you do you drinking that munch coffee? And why?
Speaker 6: Like, why even why even ask her to sit with you?
Speaker 6: Why even ask if she's single?
Speaker 5: If you well, he can't even remember who this is.
Speaker 6: But like, if he's doing this all the time, what's
Speaker 6: your intention? It's obviously not to like have a relationship.
Speaker 16: Well, I'm actually really involved with a social media challenge
Speaker 16: right now.
Speaker 5: Social media might be part of it. What are you
Speaker 5: talking about?
Speaker 3: Wait, Jacqueline was part of it.
Speaker 16: Jacqueline was a part of that, even though you know,
Speaker 16: I don't know exactly who she was.
Speaker 5: Okay, what tell us? What what is this challenge that
Speaker 5: you're doing.
Speaker 16: It's a it's a challenge to help me be more
Speaker 16: social and improve my social skills with other people.
Speaker 6: I'm gonna say so far talking to you, I'm not
Speaker 6: sure it's working.
Speaker 10: Yeah, I mean you come off almost like a player,
Speaker 10: bro like a social And.
Speaker 5: What is the challenge I don't understand.
Speaker 16: Well, I have to meet and engage with ten new
Speaker 16: people every day that I don't know.
Speaker 3: Okay, okay.
Speaker 16: In the video it says that Mauristas are friendly and
Speaker 16: easy to talk to. So I send to hit a
Speaker 16: lot of coffee.
Speaker 5: So you're going to a lot of coffee places just
Speaker 5: striking up conversations, hoping to improve your own social skills.
Speaker 5: If you're not trying to pick up women necessarily, just
Speaker 5: be a better talker.
Speaker 3: Yeah, she read that totally wrong. You know that. I mean,
Speaker 3: like you guys were too smooth. Yeah, but what did
Speaker 3: you think when she was texting you? And who the
Speaker 3: hell is Glenn?
Speaker 5: Yeah? She said, she said, there was a message that
Speaker 5: you said about someone named Glenn in his motorcycle. Do
Speaker 5: you know what that is?
Speaker 11: Yeah?
Speaker 16: That was actually meant for someone else if.
Speaker 11: I did that.
Speaker 17: Yeah, we thought that I.
Speaker 16: Was talking to a lot of people at once.
Speaker 5: So are you single? Can I ask that?
Speaker 16: Yes? I'm single?
Speaker 6: Are you wait, are you interested in dating any of
Speaker 6: these strangers that you talked.
Speaker 5: To or are you just looking for like a million
Speaker 5: new friends? Because Brooke bought all of her friends on
Speaker 5: it Instagram, so that probably be an easier route to go.
Speaker 5: Just a recommendation.
Speaker 3: I know someone who did, but that.
Speaker 5: Was what's the goal here?
Speaker 7: Love?
Speaker 5: We're just friendship.
Speaker 16: I can't say I'm not interested in love. I am
Speaker 16: interested in love, but I'm really engaged in this challenge
Speaker 16: that I'm doing, and I want to see it all
Speaker 16: the way through, and I want to finish it. And
Speaker 16: it's taken up so much of my time that I
Speaker 16: haven't really had any to go out on dates at all.
Speaker 5: What is interesting? Okay, how long until you finish it?
Speaker 5: How much longer?
Speaker 16: I got a little over three weeks left?
Speaker 3: What that's a lie?
Speaker 8: Wow?
Speaker 6: You you could like meet a waiter at the same
Speaker 6: time you're on a date with somebody. Maybe no, try
Speaker 6: to you know likes one.
Speaker 5: Stone wants you to quit on your challenge. But I
Speaker 5: have a better idea. Let's try and keep improving on
Speaker 5: your social skills by reconnecting you with that barista Jackelin
Speaker 5: because he's on the other line right now wanting to
Speaker 5: talk to you.
Speaker 16: Oh wow, Okay.
Speaker 5: Yeah, sorry, that's how the segment works. Jacqueline, you're there.
Speaker 13: Yeah, I'm here.
Speaker 3: Jacqueline, how are you feeling. I'm okay, a little disappointed.
Speaker 16: I'm you're sorry that we got a misunderstanding going. I mean,
Speaker 16: I didn't mean to let it get to that point.
Speaker 16: Like I said, I'm just trying to work on my
Speaker 16: social skills and complete this challenge.
Speaker 11: Yeah.
Speaker 16: Just hearing your voice though and thinking about it, it
Speaker 16: has taking me back some. He's a lovely girl I
Speaker 16: talked to with the blonde, curly hair.
Speaker 13: I'm I'm a brunette.
Speaker 5: Oh, but it's like a light blonde. Okay, if it
Speaker 5: makes you feel any better, Jacqueline Brooke has worked with
Speaker 5: people here for years and can't remember their names or
Speaker 5: who they are.
Speaker 7: Jo.
Speaker 6: If I saw Jeffrey in a grocery store, just walk
Speaker 6: right past it, no idea.
Speaker 5: I'd walk practice myself if I could.
Speaker 13: I have to ask you a question really quick.
Speaker 5: Oh, okay, go ahead.
Speaker 13: Do you really have a dog best named Kevin like
Speaker 13: Kevin from the office.
Speaker 16: Yeah, I do actually have a dog.
Speaker 5: There was a long pause.
Speaker 3: Have the dog hold up a newspaper? I need a
Speaker 3: picture a minute.
Speaker 5: Maybe it's just a social skills kicking. That might have
Speaker 5: been part of it, but look, the whole reason that
Speaker 5: we do these calls is to try and set you
Speaker 5: up on another date. So we would offer to send
Speaker 5: you guys out one more time to another restaurant or
Speaker 5: maybe another coffee shop, and we would pay for it.
Speaker 3: I mean, I think the thing is that you really
Speaker 3: need to think about here.
Speaker 6: I keep wanting to call you, Kevin Kenny.
Speaker 3: Is the challenge worked?
Speaker 6: Like you've you've made real connections, you have someone who
Speaker 6: wants to go further. I would say that's winning the
Speaker 6: challenge that you wouldn't even need to do the three
Speaker 6: weeks because because you've already improved so much, like she
Speaker 6: wants to be out with you.
Speaker 16: I mean, I'm glad y'all think it's improving my skills
Speaker 16: and everything, but uh, yeah, I really want to see
Speaker 16: it through to the end. You know, I'm not a quitter.
Speaker 5: That doesn't mean you have to say no to the
Speaker 5: date though. Yeah, we'll still send you out with Jacqueline
Speaker 5: though after your challenge is done in three.
Speaker 16: Weeks, Well that might be really nice.
Speaker 5: Okay, yeah, we got to it might be nice.
Speaker 3: Is that Are you willing to wait for that Jacqueline.
Speaker 13: I mean, I still feel like the conversations we've had
Speaker 13: have been good, and even if it just sends that
Speaker 13: being a friend thing i've I'd still like to go
Speaker 13: out in the weeks if you want to.
Speaker 10: Oh my gosh, she just wants to be around you,
Speaker 10: no matter what the vibe is.
Speaker 8: Bro.
Speaker 5: All right, well I'm calling it. This is a successful
Speaker 5: second date up date. We're gonna weekend that too.
Speaker 16: Okay, Okay, that sounds awesome.
Speaker 5: Awesome sweet people like this. And by the way, Kenny,
Speaker 5: I just need to ask, do you possibly have a
Speaker 5: father named Roy?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 5: Kenny, if you do, tell him to call in for
Speaker 5: a double date update. He'll know what it means. Jeffrey
Speaker 5: in the morning. Man, this is a great example of
Speaker 5: you know, sometimes all you have to do in life
Speaker 5: is just step outside of your comfort zone, try something new,
Speaker 5: and then naturally, love will just find its way in.
Speaker 6: I don't know it's love or friendship or something, but yes, yeah,
Speaker 6: I agree with your sentiment.
Speaker 3: Like I think this was so cute.
Speaker 5: Yeah, you know, he was just trying to push himself
Speaker 5: out of his normal comfort zone.
Speaker 3: And he did a great job. Yeah.
Speaker 6: I mean, he has multiple people texted him. I'm guessing
Speaker 6: she's not the only one that thinks that he's flirting
Speaker 6: with her.
Speaker 13: Yeah.
Speaker 10: Probably what I mean, it's funny because he's not trying,
Speaker 10: which makes girls like guys when they don't try to.
Speaker 5: He's literally not trying. He just wants to talk to
Speaker 5: somebody and move on. Yeah.
Speaker 10: So vicariously, girls are like, hello, yeah, playing hard to
Speaker 10: get Yeah.
Speaker 5: I swear it works. Just push yourself out there into
Speaker 5: something you don't normally do. So, Jose, what do you
Speaker 5: think skydiving classes movie? Oh my god, it worked for Kenny.
Speaker 7: Yeah.
Speaker 6: No, I don't think that that's what Kenny.
Speaker 5: Oh great, my girlfriend is gonna see me pee my parents.
Speaker 5: But whatever you want, we can help you out with
Speaker 5: your dating life, at least try to. You can email
Speaker 5: the show at Brooke and Jeffrey. We'll call that person
Speaker 5: who isn't calling you.
Speaker 7: Back Brooking Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 5: Brook. Have you ever had to google the answer to
Speaker 5: something that your kid asked you just so that you
Speaker 5: wouldn't look like an idiot?
Speaker 6: Yeah, but my kids know I'm kind of an idiot,
Speaker 6: so it's not like I'm still.
Speaker 3: Honest with them.
Speaker 7: Yeah.
Speaker 5: When they asked like, Mom, can you google this?
Speaker 3: They don't even ask exactly.
Speaker 5: It's brooking Jeffrey in the morning. There's a new poll
Speaker 5: updated on the pole. I'd ask thousands of parents with
Speaker 5: children ages six and under, and the average person says
Speaker 5: they can't answer half of the questions that their kid
Speaker 5: asks without looking it up anymore. Wo yeah, I bet
Speaker 5: The most common questions just have to do with the
Speaker 5: things that kids are simply trying to understand about the
Speaker 5: world around right, Like how do planes stay up in
Speaker 5: the air?
Speaker 7: Mom?
Speaker 3: Magic?
Speaker 7: Oh?
Speaker 5: My dad work for going? He'd like it called left?
Speaker 10: Yeah, hit accident when you hit these miles an hour?
Speaker 5: And I'd be like, never mind, dad, you actually retained
Speaker 5: that pretty listening? Or how does a cell phone work? Okay,
Speaker 5: I don't Why does mommy only put on makeup when
Speaker 5: the pool cleaner man comes around the house? Wait a minute,
Speaker 5: Google has no answers. The parents were also asked the
Speaker 5: name of the most interesting question that their child has
Speaker 5: ever asked them, and some of the best ones were
Speaker 5: why don't have eyebrows?
Speaker 3: They'd be so much more expressive, Yeah.
Speaker 5: Little mister crabs from SpongeBob. Another question, what's faster fire?
Speaker 5: Or dust. It depends.
Speaker 3: I'm going to go with fire. I'm putting my money
Speaker 3: on fire, not even going to google it.
Speaker 5: Yeah, why do you want to know the answer to
Speaker 5: that question? Yeah?
Speaker 7: True?
Speaker 5: And finally, why don't babies come out of mommy's mouth?
Speaker 5: Wouldn't that be easier?
Speaker 7: Oh?
Speaker 3: Man? Honestly, but it's easy. I'll tell you that much bigger.
Speaker 5: Open Brooke, Why are you doing it the hard way?
Speaker 5: Make it easy on yourself? And it's thanks to questions
Speaker 5: like those and stuff they learn in school. Eighty one
Speaker 5: percent of parents say they'd learn just as much from
Speaker 5: their child as their child learns from math.
Speaker 3: I'm I tell you, I feel so much smarter post kids.
Speaker 3: It's like I am going back to elementary school right now.
Speaker 5: Yeah.
Speaker 3: Teacher sending us YouTube videos on how to do long division.
Speaker 3: I'm like, yes, let's go.
Speaker 5: Number one place for kids to learn weird stuff to
Speaker 5: teach their mom and dad is during laser stories. Yea,
Speaker 5: So make sure you're listening, kids, it's coming up next.
Speaker 5: It's the radio segment that's trying to find his niche
Speaker 5: market for his new business.
Speaker 14: Called BCBBBB blood Curdling Baby Bellies, where he'll paint the
Speaker 14: faces of famous horror film villains onto your pregnant tummyl
Speaker 14: I like it right now?
Speaker 5: He can only do Freddy Krueger, Jigsaw, and Jason from
Speaker 5: Friday the thirteenth.
Speaker 3: Can I get an alien baby coming out?
Speaker 14: You know?
Speaker 3: Like give me that's walking on?
Speaker 5: That's so stay tuned for Laser Stories, the segment where
Speaker 5: we read weird news stories around the globe, just like
Speaker 5: everyone else does, except we've got a laser. There's other
Speaker 5: scream queens, just don't. This first laser story is out
Speaker 5: of East Texas. A guy named Roderick Jackson is suing
Speaker 5: Walmart and demanding one hundred million dollars.
Speaker 3: Wow, that seems reasonable.
Speaker 5: Else for like a ten thousand dollars settlement. Roderick claims
Speaker 5: Walmart violated his civil rights after he was accused of
Speaker 5: shoplifting back in twenty twenty one.
Speaker 3: Well it shouldn't have that stake up shirt then, Roger.
Speaker 5: Well, he claims he was racially profiled, and even though
Speaker 5: they have video evidence of the incident, oh, he says,
Speaker 5: it's not right that it happened.
Speaker 3: He actually shoplifted, he.
Speaker 5: Did, but he was racially profiled when he was caught. So,
Speaker 5: in fact, he's still dealing with the emotional stress from
Speaker 5: when they sent him to jail for it. What way,
Speaker 5: it's Walmart's fault for catching.
Speaker 3: Him, oh said try.
Speaker 5: Roger currently does not have an attorney, so he does it.
Speaker 3: He's doing it on his own.
Speaker 5: This is himself. An attorney would.
Speaker 3: Say he's got too much time in jail.
Speaker 5: But under the lawyer esque letter that he sent to Walmart,
Speaker 5: he added a note in pencil scribbled below that said,
Speaker 5: if you don't give me the hundred million dollars, I
Speaker 5: want the ability to walk into any Walmart for the
Speaker 5: rest of my life and take whatever I want. It's
Speaker 5: more reasonable this out.
Speaker 10: Guys, imagine being able to run up and steal anything.
Speaker 10: Everyone's looking at you like you're crazy, and you're like,
Speaker 10: don't worry, I have a life, I remember, and then
Speaker 10: you run out.
Speaker 5: It feels like it's totally fair.
Speaker 3: You'd have to run if you do it, okay everyone.
Speaker 5: Unfortunately, he might not have much of a case, yeah,
Speaker 5: because he filed a similar lawsuit a few years back
Speaker 5: that got dismissed and Walmart put out a statement saying, yes,
Speaker 5: we know about Roderick's latest attempt to sue us him
Speaker 5: and we will be asking the courts to dismiss any
Speaker 5: claims that are without merit. Again the Rodericks response. He
Speaker 5: also wants Walmart to pay all of his court fees. Man,
Speaker 5: what's it like to be a Walmart lawyer in all
Speaker 5: the cramp that you have to deal with every single ye,
Speaker 5: it's pretty easy.
Speaker 10: It's just like, yeah, dismiss, dismiss, dismiss.
Speaker 3: There's a lot of you too. Yeah.
Speaker 5: This next Lazer stories out of Bellevue, Nebraska, yesterday, the
Speaker 5: local police department had to make a rather odd announcement online.
Speaker 5: It read, if you live in old town Bellevue and
Speaker 5: are currently pouring gas onto the snow and trying to
Speaker 5: light it on fire as a form of snow removal,
Speaker 5: you cannot do that. You started that, They added, our
Speaker 5: officers are on the way to talk to you now, and.
Speaker 3: That is like the most expensive form of snow.
Speaker 5: There aren't any further details, but it doesn't sound like
Speaker 5: anybody was hurt. But it also didn't say if the
Speaker 5: person would get in trouble for doing it, But many
Speaker 5: other people commented saying a lot of their neighbors were
Speaker 5: actually gonna try it now.
Speaker 10: Because of the post, Like someone like, Hey, I'm gonna
Speaker 10: go get the iceches off the room.
Speaker 5: Hey mag get the fly thrower. Yeah, I never thought
Speaker 5: of doing that before.
Speaker 6: It always works out well when people use flamethrowers to
Speaker 6: kill spiders, So I don't understand that would.
Speaker 3: Be an issue impossible.
Speaker 5: When contacted, the police just reiterated that setting snow on
Speaker 5: fire is a bad idea, although a few years ago
Speaker 5: someone did post the video of themselves using a flamethrower
Speaker 5: to clear out their driveway dressed as Eddie from Christmas vacation,
Speaker 5: and because of the costume that was pretty dope.
Speaker 3: Police department actually liked that.
Speaker 5: Okay, this next lazer stories out of life on the
Speaker 5: Open Road. The federal government's ordering states to stop putting
Speaker 5: funny messages on highway sides.
Speaker 10: I'm like, I'm so rys federal government such a buzz kick.
Speaker 5: Sometimes for wondering. We're talking about the light up ones
Speaker 5: that normally say things like buckle up or don't drink
Speaker 5: and drive. Well, a lot of places have tried to
Speaker 5: get more creative with other versions that say visiting in laws,
Speaker 5: slow down, get.
Speaker 3: There late, But that would actually be effective.
Speaker 5: A little bit of a catch twenty two because studies
Speaker 5: have shown that messages which include humor or pop culture
Speaker 5: references can be good because they're more likely to remember them,
Speaker 5: but they can also be more dangerous because they take
Speaker 5: longer to read, and they cause more crashes because of
Speaker 5: distracted driving.
Speaker 3: Because people try and take pictures post on social media
Speaker 3: and go viral.
Speaker 5: Or like when you listen to our show, you laugh
Speaker 5: so hard you close your eyes. The next thing you know,
Speaker 5: big accident.
Speaker 3: I don't know that I've ever laughed so hard at
Speaker 3: a roadside.
Speaker 5: Well, I just don't get it. And I'm thinking for
Speaker 5: so long because of all the problems we just mentioned,
Speaker 5: they're going away.
Speaker 3: Somebody hacked the system.
Speaker 5: Let's get some messages. Not until we go over the top.
Speaker 5: Funniest highway messages that we've ever seen?
Speaker 3: All right, mom, Live highway messages number seven.
Speaker 5: What's worse than pineapple on pizza? A car wreck that
Speaker 5: was a cable road side? Somebody?
Speaker 3: How much space do these road signs have? I mean,
Speaker 3: I know they're reader boards, but at some point don't
Speaker 3: they run out of letters?
Speaker 5: A scroll options number six, A texting and driving one
Speaker 5: simply said get your head out of your apps. I
Speaker 5: like that one Horsbrook like said. Number five. One sign
Speaker 5: read there's four eyes in Mississippi two eyes on the road?
Speaker 6: Is the federal government actually shutting this down because the
Speaker 6: humor is that bad?
Speaker 5: Bad joke? I think Kevin Hart made them shut it
Speaker 5: down because he's worried they're coming after his job.
Speaker 3: Okay, what do we got next?
Speaker 5: These are the funniest highway signs that are now banned
Speaker 5: from being on the roads. Number four Baby Yoda uses
Speaker 5: the force, but yours still needs a car seat. I'll
Speaker 5: go Number three on the fourth of July one red
Speaker 5: don't drive, stars spangled hammered because hammered and banner almost ryot.
Speaker 7: Yeah.
Speaker 5: Number two. There was a few that embraced the new
Speaker 5: England accent. That's say use you a bla and go
Speaker 5: the extra yad this weekend drive so by agg Pack
Speaker 5: and one of the funniest highway messages from last year
Speaker 5: used a Ghostbusters reference that said, who are you gonna
Speaker 5: call nobody? You're driving?
Speaker 3: Oh?
Speaker 5: I know this guy appreciates it when you slow down
Speaker 5: go too fast, he keeps getting rugburns, foot off the accelerator.
Speaker 5: That now means laser stories has come to an end
Speaker 5: for the day. We're gonna do it again, same time.
Speaker 7: On Friday, Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 5: So far Brook has only lost one time this year.
Speaker 5: But for some reason, I just have this gut feeling
Speaker 5: that it's gonna happen again today in the studio. Wants
Speaker 5: to bet me because I'm the lost column digital Jake
Speaker 5: Jose Is anybody for Brook this morning? Let me get
Speaker 5: sports better? I take the over on Brooks. Sorry, you're
Speaker 5: you're gonna go with Brook.
Speaker 3: He's always got my bet.
Speaker 5: Loser has to trade pants with Brook for the rest
Speaker 5: of the day, all right, can get some tighter pants.
Speaker 6: No, it is my rule that I will never trade
Speaker 6: pants with a man because I'm always concerned that mine
Speaker 6: will be too.
Speaker 5: Well shirts, some sort of article of clothing. So let's
Speaker 5: meet today's challenger. His name is Mark, and this is
Speaker 5: a fair bet because overall he is one and one
Speaker 5: against Brook all time. Good.
Speaker 3: But what's his pants size? That's what I actually want
Speaker 3: to know.
Speaker 5: Mark, Where are you at with that.
Speaker 3: It's going to be tight?
Speaker 5: Mark? What's your confidence level going into today's game eight?
Speaker 3: Alright? He seemed like a calm man.
Speaker 5: He's in a good mood. He's in high spirit. So
Speaker 5: let's send Brook out of the studio and while he leaves, Mark,
Speaker 5: you know the game works. He got their seconds. Answer
Speaker 5: as many questions as possible. If you don't know when,
Speaker 5: you can say past. But you do have to beat
Speaker 5: Brook outright to win. Are you ready? Let's go for it?
Speaker 5: All right, I'm on your side here, Let's beat Brook
Speaker 5: your time. I'm sorry, but I'm not on your side.
Speaker 3: Mark.
Speaker 5: I have a bet on the important people in this
Speaker 5: room are on your side. Your time starts now. Jim
Speaker 5: Carrey celebrates a birthday today? Is he in his fifties
Speaker 5: or sixties? Art that's entirely made up of small pieces
Speaker 5: of glass is called what.
Speaker 7: Pa?
Speaker 5: What is the national sport of Japan? I'll think which
Speaker 5: country was founded first? The US or Australia. Australia designed
Speaker 5: to be deleted is the tagline for what dating app?
Speaker 5: Who is the only president to receive a purple heart?
Speaker 5: All right? Good work?
Speaker 3: Mark?
Speaker 5: Well, I mean those were tough questions and I'm reading
Speaker 5: them and I can see the answers in front of me,
Speaker 5: and I still think that you shouldn't say you're like top.
Speaker 10: And then she's gonna get a bunch right, and then
Speaker 10: you're gonna look like a fool.
Speaker 5: I will see. I'm still pretty comp I think I
Speaker 5: just came in and I don't like it. Now I'm
Speaker 5: looking at my phone screener here and Mark says in
Speaker 5: twenty twenty four, his focus is on shoulder issues. Are
Speaker 5: you trying to get some or get rid of them?
Speaker 5: It's not clear on the screen. Are here out to people?
Speaker 7: Yeah?
Speaker 5: Well, what's with you and shoulder issues?
Speaker 3: I just need a heal.
Speaker 5: That's probably a rotator, got it?
Speaker 3: Okay, that's time and age.
Speaker 5: We'll get you every time exactly. All right, Brooks, your turn?
Speaker 5: Are you ready?
Speaker 11: God?
Speaker 3: Both my shoulders so great. Not to rub it in,
Speaker 3: rub it in, but wow, I'm loose and ready yourself.
Speaker 5: Get that shirt, ready to trade? Your time starts now.
Speaker 5: Jim Carrey celebrates a birthday today. Is he in his
Speaker 5: fifties or sixties?
Speaker 3: Fifties?
Speaker 5: Art that's entirely made up of small pieces of glass
Speaker 5: is called what? What is the national sport of Japan? Base?
Speaker 5: Which country was founded first? US or Australia. Australia Designed
Speaker 5: to be deleted is the tagline for which dating app Tinder.
Speaker 5: Who is the only president to receive the purple heart.
Speaker 3: Oh god, Carter, what is I don't know, why is
Speaker 3: that funny? Is it gonna be Roosevelt?
Speaker 9: It's always Jim Carter.
Speaker 3: Carter always does all the good things, right.
Speaker 5: Put him in there the scoreboard and see how you
Speaker 5: all did with Jose Holy crap. I don't need this.
Speaker 7: March.
Speaker 5: I'm betting against you today. So I wanted you to
Speaker 5: get a little scoring and you got one, I know.
Speaker 3: And Brooke give me two.
Speaker 5: Down, yeah, barn Burner today. Unfortunately it wasn't enough to
Speaker 5: beat brook here Mark, But let's go over the answers.
Speaker 5: Jim Carrey has a birthday today. He is in his sixties,
Speaker 5: turning sixty two years old. Art that's entirely made up
Speaker 5: a small piece of glasses called a mosaic. The national
Speaker 5: sport of Japan is sumo wrestling. Good catch. Yeah. Between
Speaker 5: the US and Australia, the US was founded first in
Speaker 5: seventeen seventy six. Australia wasn't a country till nineteen oh one.
Speaker 5: So weird.
Speaker 3: I think it's crazy. It's just a continent.
Speaker 5: Its continent designed to be deleted as the tagline for
Speaker 5: the dating app Hinge and the only president to ever
Speaker 5: receive the Purple Heart was John F. Kennedy, who entered
Speaker 5: his back in the navy when his boat collided with
Speaker 5: an enemy's boat in battle. Interesting, okay, kind of the
Speaker 5: same way Mark got his shoulder issues. Well, we can't
Speaker 5: give you a whole lot on this show. I wish
Speaker 5: we could give you a purple heart just for participating.
Speaker 5: But what we will do is send you a fifty
Speaker 5: dollars Macy's gift card in celebration of National Use your
Speaker 5: Gift Card Day on Saturday, January twenty first, you could
Speaker 5: treat yourself to something nice. Well, thank you, Mark.
Speaker 3: Did you learn anything from your missteps here today?
Speaker 5: Yeah, you're pretty tough.
Speaker 11: Love that you're good.
Speaker 16: Continues.
Speaker 3: I'm going to be back.
Speaker 5: We'll do Windbrooks Bucks the same time
Speaker 7: Tomorrow, Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.