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Speaker 2: One and only Steve Harvey got a radio show. I
Speaker 2: need everybody today, everybody that's listening, I need you to
Speaker 2: catch fire today. I want you to catch fire today.
Speaker 2: You want to phrase it another way, I want you
Speaker 2: to catch on fire today, but I need you to
Speaker 2: catch fire today. I need today to be today that
Speaker 2: you stop complaining and you do something. Do you know
Speaker 2: why a lot of people can't move forward in their
Speaker 2: life because they complaining about their past? They always complaining,
Speaker 2: man about something? Is that explains the reason why they are.
Speaker 2: Let me help you with this right here. If you
Speaker 2: are steady complaining about the reason you are, you know,
Speaker 2: if I hadn't met this man, if I hadn't have
Speaker 2: been involved with this woman, and if I hadn't have
Speaker 2: had this baby, if I had never went down there,
Speaker 2: if I hadn't have got arrested, if I hadn't this,
Speaker 2: if I hadn't it at, if I had a just
Speaker 2: finished school, if I had to Hey, hey, hey, hey,
Speaker 2: stop stop all that stuff that you're complaining about, everything
Speaker 2: that you keep allowing to resonate with you as a
Speaker 2: reason to justify and explain you not being successful. Can
Speaker 2: I share something with you about all of that? Guess
Speaker 2: what it is? You done, got past all of it.
Speaker 2: You didn't have the baby, you got arrested, they didn't
Speaker 2: kill you, you didn't finish school, but you're still standing.
Speaker 2: You met that man, he gone, He involved with two
Speaker 2: other women. Right now, I got three other kids. Guess what.
Speaker 2: You still here and the baby's here. You got over
Speaker 2: all the injustices that were done to you. You got
Speaker 2: something happened to you when you was a kid. You're
Speaker 2: an adult now. Somebody did something to you when you
Speaker 2: was a little boy. Guess what, man, Now, some things
Speaker 2: happen to you that you haven't found closure on. The
Speaker 2: person that you're looking for closure from has moved on.
Speaker 2: Can I tell you that everything that has happened to you?
Speaker 2: Do you know you've gotten pasted it? So why are
Speaker 2: you steady complaining about what has happened to you that
Speaker 2: has caused you to be in this position? But do
Speaker 2: you understand that it's prohibiting you from moving forward? Stop
Speaker 2: complaining today, catch fire, Let your pass be your past.
Speaker 2: I've told this to you one hundred times on this radio,
Speaker 2: but I'm gonna say it again. Bishop Jakes told me
Speaker 2: something man that helped me so greatly. You can't drive
Speaker 2: your car if you gonna keep looking in the rear
Speaker 2: view mirror. That's why the windshield is huge. The windshield
Speaker 2: is huge. The rearview mirror is this tiny thing that
Speaker 2: sits up there. Now all is far. It's so you
Speaker 2: can see stuff that's coming up on you. All the
Speaker 2: rearview mirror for is so you can assure yourself. Oh,
Speaker 2: listen to this. The realview mirror is imp there to
Speaker 2: assure you that you've cleared something.
Speaker 8: See.
Speaker 2: That's what the rearview mirrors for. So when you pass
Speaker 2: the can you want to switch lanes, you can glance
Speaker 2: up there and it says, okay, you're clear. Now you
Speaker 2: passed it. You can switch lanes. That's all the rearview
Speaker 2: mirrors for. It ain't for you to stare at and
Speaker 2: dictate your life with what you're tripping for. Man, catch
Speaker 2: fire today today, Man, quit complaining about everything that did
Speaker 2: happened to you. Life is ten percent. What happens to
Speaker 2: you is ninety percent. What you do about what happens
Speaker 2: to you? What are you going to do about it?
Speaker 2: So what I got all this? Look, man, your story
Speaker 2: ain't no deeper than nobody else's. I can tell you
Speaker 2: I was homeless for three years. It's people been homeless
Speaker 2: for thirty years. How long I'm gonna ride that out?
Speaker 8: Man?
Speaker 2: You know I can't do nothing right now. I fell
Speaker 2: on hard times and I lost my place to stay.
Speaker 2: Where you staying now? See the majority of people are
Speaker 2: staying somewhere right now. I was out there. I didn't
Speaker 2: have nowhere to go. I'm in a shelter. Now. You
Speaker 2: was under the bridge a week ago. You into shelter.
Speaker 2: Now why you still crying about the bridge? You in
Speaker 2: a shelter now. Man. You know how you find your purpose?
Speaker 2: You get in touch with who created you. Because when
Speaker 2: God made you, he had a purpose in mind. Now
Speaker 2: we've ignored it and we haven't tapped into it. But
Speaker 2: we all had a purpose. You don't, and it's sometimes
Speaker 2: it takes people be longing to discover the purpose. Colonel
Speaker 2: Sanders was frying chicken with a recipe that he was
Speaker 2: telling people was the best chicken in the world. Ain't
Speaker 2: nobody believe him till he turned seventy. Why you think
Speaker 2: the dude that's on the Kentucky Fried Chicken signs is old.
Speaker 2: That dude ain't twenty up there he oh, he oh,
Speaker 2: But you know what, he had been frying that chicken
Speaker 2: for forty some years. They just found out about it
Speaker 2: when he was seventy. But he didn't give up his
Speaker 2: purpose in life. This dude was just frying chicken. See,
Speaker 2: people keep looking for their gifts in all kinds of
Speaker 2: places when it's right there in you. You ain't got
Speaker 2: to go to school to find your gift. You're born
Speaker 2: with the gift that God got for you. You'll go
Speaker 2: to school to tack it on to something else. But
Speaker 2: your gift was already given to you. You were born
Speaker 2: with that. You don't have to go to college to
Speaker 2: know your gift. Your college allows you to enhance it
Speaker 2: and to find something to attach it to and hopefully
Speaker 2: you get a degree that attaches your gift to a
Speaker 2: vehicle where it can work. The problem with college is
Speaker 2: we go to college and we attach it to what
Speaker 2: we like or what we might be passionate about, nor
Speaker 2: the gift we have. You know how many people and
Speaker 2: graduated from college ain't doing nothing they went to college for.
Speaker 2: Come on, man, you know why because you discovering life,
Speaker 2: your gift. You discover what you was born to do.
Speaker 2: I wasn't bought you know what I mean? You know
Speaker 2: what my major was in college? It was advertising. I
Speaker 2: can't be at no death, drawing, no picture for nobody.
Speaker 2: But now guess what I can wake up every day
Speaker 2: and guess what I can tell you. I advertise. I've
Speaker 2: been advertising my career. Come see me live. Come see
Speaker 2: me live at Madison Square, guard Come see me live
Speaker 2: at Phillips Winga. Come see me live at Jokers Comedy Club.
Speaker 2: Come see me live at Percy's. Come see me live
Speaker 2: at Elisis Tabitt. Come see me live. I've been advertising
Speaker 2: the whole time, but I had a different purpose in
Speaker 2: mind because I went and I talked to God. And
Speaker 2: this is how you do it. You go talk to
Speaker 2: God and say, hey, God, look, okay, this is the deal.
Speaker 2: I've been struggling here. I'm over forty. I still haven't
Speaker 2: found my purpose in life. Okay, but so I can
Speaker 2: quit wasting any more time? Would you help direct me
Speaker 2: and guide me to my purpose? I know you created
Speaker 2: me to do something. I just haven't found what it is.
Speaker 2: And the reason I haven't found what it is because
Speaker 2: I've been doing things my way. I ain't been checking
Speaker 2: with you, confirming with you on anything. I ain't locked in.
Speaker 2: I tried to settle it up with you. I've been
Speaker 2: just doing my thing. Well, my thing has gotten me
Speaker 2: as far as it can get me. How about you
Speaker 2: take over and do your thing now? Can you direct
Speaker 2: me in my path? I'm an open book. Treat me
Speaker 2: like a piece of clay. I'm telling you, man, if
Speaker 2: you go to God, he'll give it to you. But
Speaker 2: see you have not because you ask not. How many
Speaker 2: times have you asked God for it? This ain't no
Speaker 2: magic trick, y'all. This is the deal. You got to
Speaker 2: catch fire today. Catch fire today, I am. I'm excited
Speaker 2: about today. I've got a lot to do.
Speaker 9: You're listening, show.
Speaker 2: You know what today? It's today? After the birthday. But
Speaker 2: I'm still doing the birthday because.
Speaker 4: I don't know.
Speaker 2: I don't know on you and I ain't even really
Speaker 2: one of them people that do birthday weeks and birthday
Speaker 2: months and all like that.
Speaker 4: I'm just.
Speaker 2: I guess I'm still just glad I made it. That's
Speaker 2: all it is. You're greatlad I made it, man, because
Speaker 2: I had a couple of woo moments along that way. Now,
Speaker 2: but it didn't look like Steve har Marny show jamming
Speaker 2: this morning.
Speaker 10: Y'all.
Speaker 2: Hope you feel good today.
Speaker 4: I do.
Speaker 2: Did you tell God you appreciate him working up? Because
Speaker 2: that's who did it. Let's get that thing started with
Speaker 2: the right gratitude because if you got the right gratitude
Speaker 2: and affect your attitude, and once you change your attitude
Speaker 2: and change altitude, that's we got to remember that show
Speaker 2: Strawberry calling for real, Junior or Nephew Tommy, Mississippi Monica,
Speaker 2: all of us we here, Jr.
Speaker 1: Junior?
Speaker 11: YEA, how you feel you.
Speaker 4: Feel different? Do you feel changed?
Speaker 8: Man?
Speaker 2: I'm a little bit. Yeah, I'm still fly. I ain't
Speaker 2: gonna change, but you know, like I ain't.
Speaker 1: Oh, yeah, I guess.
Speaker 4: I ain't.
Speaker 2: I ain't gonna ever quit pivot that that that.
Speaker 1: That that, that's just not I love it.
Speaker 2: I'm not I'm not finna do that doog? You know?
Speaker 2: I guess though, man, probably what I'm most changed about
Speaker 2: is and Carl has said it best. We were talking
Speaker 2: off the air, well, I really don't care. Oh yeah,
Speaker 2: I don't care. Listen, do you know what, man? If
Speaker 2: I don't know you and I know you don't know me,
Speaker 2: and you start saying something about me that ain't the truth, man,
Speaker 2: what do I care? I could care less, man, And
Speaker 2: why would you address it?
Speaker 4: You know?
Speaker 2: Somebody has told me reached. They said, Man, so you
Speaker 2: are gonna Are you gonna dress any of this stuff
Speaker 2: that's out there on the internet? I said, no, I'm not,
Speaker 2: I said, because you have to understand something.
Speaker 4: Man.
Speaker 2: The internet only has power over you if you give
Speaker 2: it to them. And I have yet to see I
Speaker 2: have yet to see this is me now, Vista Equity, Apple,
Speaker 2: Delta Airlines, Coca Cola, Amazon, I have yet to see
Speaker 2: them on a blog site talking about nobody. I've yet
Speaker 2: to see. I've never seen a major company, major human
Speaker 2: being on a blog talking about somebody. So if I'm
Speaker 2: aiming to be major. Why would I not act like
Speaker 2: the majors act? Yes, sir, So that's man, that's that's
Speaker 2: the new thing about me.
Speaker 12: Man.
Speaker 2: I'm really really good, man, I'm really really good and
Speaker 2: grateful to man because God. You know what God has
Speaker 2: done for me. Really, He's given me a level of peace.
Speaker 2: He's given me peace of mind.
Speaker 4: All right.
Speaker 13: See, coming up at thirty two minutes after the hour,
Speaker 13: we will hear from the nephew as he runs that
Speaker 13: prank back right after this.
Speaker 9: You're listening Morning show.
Speaker 1: It is time now to run that prank back with
Speaker 1: the nephew. Nephew, what you got for us?
Speaker 4: This is the classic nephew pranks.
Speaker 2: The yeah, I mean, while I was trying to be
Speaker 2: a better Christian.
Speaker 4: That's all.
Speaker 1: Okay, that's what we're going.
Speaker 2: That's not every day.
Speaker 4: Now here we go. It ain't price the uncle. Let's
Speaker 4: go ket though.
Speaker 8: So what did you say?
Speaker 14: I'm saying to you right now that he's telling on everybody.
Speaker 14: He's sitting on there.
Speaker 8: He got nothing to do with me.
Speaker 5: Man, That ain't my book.
Speaker 8: That's his damn books. Put him on the phone here.
Speaker 8: I'm gonna tell him. I don't know why he stayed
Speaker 8: to stay. He ain't writing about you. He had told
Speaker 8: on me.
Speaker 14: He's told all my boys. He's telling on everybody.
Speaker 8: Man, he go his book ain't got nothing to do
Speaker 8: with you, man, No.
Speaker 14: No, nobody his book do got something to do with me?
Speaker 14: Because everything that stayed. Don't learn if he was growing
Speaker 14: up from the hood telling on everybody. And I'm tired
Speaker 14: of this. He ought to go somewhere and sit down.
Speaker 14: I know.
Speaker 8: No, you gotta get right with your girl.
Speaker 14: If he's stolen my girl, he ain't got no business
Speaker 14: coming in my house in my car.
Speaker 8: Telling every damn thing. So hello, Hello, who who is this?
Speaker 14: Who is it?
Speaker 8: Hold on, man, this Steve Harvey? Who is this? This
Speaker 8: is your team?
Speaker 14: Man? Listen here. Man, Okay, I'm gonna fall with your nephew.
Speaker 14: And I'm just saying this to you, Steve. Okay, hold
Speaker 14: up till you dude. I see you in the front
Speaker 14: of Aspence, I see you on the on the family
Speaker 14: field on your radio show. So why don't you go
Speaker 14: somewhere and sit out and quit telling on everybody. I mean,
Speaker 14: if I'm everything, Steve, I'm right in the car with
Speaker 14: my family. I gotta turn my radio heat because you
Speaker 14: telling game. We grow up sticking together.
Speaker 8: If I run in the middle game to make my ends.
Speaker 14: Meet or whatever it is, that's my business.
Speaker 8: You ain't got a running on me.
Speaker 5: Hold up, hold old.
Speaker 8: First of all, I don't know who you are.
Speaker 14: I know you don't, but I know who you are,
Speaker 14: and we listen to the show. Okay, her first thing
Speaker 14: you gonna do, though, back up a little bit.
Speaker 8: Dumb because you're talking to me ways and Steve, ain't
Speaker 8: nobody scared of you because you got money on it
Speaker 8: says I'm nothing to do with no money, and I'm
Speaker 8: gonna be too many.
Speaker 14: Listen, I put a minute and where they just enjoy
Speaker 14: your life. You find the perfect why no, you you
Speaker 14: found the perfect person, the perfect relationship. Okay, that's good.
Speaker 8: Goddess, hold up, don't put God in this. Leave God
Speaker 8: out of this because you ain't calling from the God.
Speaker 8: It ain't gonna see people kill me with that part
Speaker 8: right there, God bless you.
Speaker 5: Don't throw God.
Speaker 8: You don't want God bless me because you're talking too
Speaker 8: crazy to me. That's for starters right there. But since
Speaker 8: you talking crazy to me, let me turn you onto something.
Speaker 8: You out that running game. That's your problem.
Speaker 5: Run your game.
Speaker 8: You can't get mad at me because I'm doing what
Speaker 8: I do. Man, y'all kill me. You out there doing
Speaker 8: what you want to do, like you all in this
Speaker 8: right here. Then you coming to me because I'm trying
Speaker 8: to empower somebody. I don't give a damn botch you man,
Speaker 8: feel how you want to feel about me. But what
Speaker 8: you ain't gonna do, though, is talk to me like
Speaker 8: you Clay, because I ain't playing in Steven. Let's make
Speaker 8: the player feel fair.
Speaker 14: Okay. You got the airways, you got the microphone, you
Speaker 14: got the ability to touch a lot of people. Okay,
Speaker 14: and you're just telling you're.
Speaker 8: A walking talking them. Hold on, hold up, this ain't
Speaker 8: got nothing to do with the airways. You got nothing
Speaker 8: to do with the media. That's just me and you talking.
Speaker 8: I talk to you personally. Personally, me and you can
Speaker 8: talk anybody. I don't like a man there called you
Speaker 8: talking all this yet see his people like you. Man, dog,
Speaker 8: You know why I wrote a book in the first place,
Speaker 8: because you're always somewhere trying to act like you something
Speaker 8: that you in. Now you've got the sauce on the phone.
Speaker 8: Now you're trying to mention about money into me. This
Speaker 8: just me and you, just two men.
Speaker 14: Talking, not what you want. And if there's two men
Speaker 14: men talking there from one man to another, watch you
Speaker 14: just go somewhere and sit down and quit telling.
Speaker 8: First of all, I ain't even got to sit down.
Speaker 8: You already doing nothing as it is. See the soon
Speaker 8: did somebody go out and do something? Try to do
Speaker 8: something positive? You got some more shaking, big shimmy wabb
Speaker 8: like you sitting up in here, man wanting to go
Speaker 8: sit down somewhere. I ain't gonna sitting down, No, damn well,
Speaker 8: you can mince me with that. I say what I
Speaker 8: want to say. And who are you anyway? You ain't
Speaker 8: even doing nothing?
Speaker 14: Tell me I ain't doing nothing. I'll tell you what
Speaker 14: I am doing. I'm trying to do something. And every
Speaker 14: time I take a step, you take two steps.
Speaker 8: I can't long hand hand hold. Man, when y'all kill me?
Speaker 8: Why don't you quit trying and do something? You wanta
Speaker 8: steal me? Man? With that on you trying to do something?
Speaker 8: Why don't you do something? Thog You shinn't have been
Speaker 8: here talking to me about what you're trying. You try
Speaker 8: of selling that same thing to your people. You trying
Speaker 8: what even tie to me? And trying stuff? When you
Speaker 8: gonna do something, I'm.
Speaker 14: Doing something right now. Stay now, who's talking to me
Speaker 14: on the floor.
Speaker 8: You canna be improving your relationship with your girl or
Speaker 8: whoever you're trying to get it together, But you're on
Speaker 8: the phone with me complaining because I wrote a book. Man,
Speaker 8: don't read the damn book. You probably ain't read it,
Speaker 8: no way, And don't watch the TV show. You probably
Speaker 8: ain't working enough to pay.
Speaker 14: The build no how I look, wait a minute, Jo,
Speaker 14: you don't know nothing about me. Okay, you don't know
Speaker 14: nothing about my finances.
Speaker 8: You know what I mean. I don't hang about your finances.
Speaker 8: This about you as a man.
Speaker 15: Man.
Speaker 8: Do you know what y'all killing here? What y'all do
Speaker 8: to me?
Speaker 5: What y'all do to me?
Speaker 8: Y'all always talking to me on an email somewhere. You're
Speaker 8: always on the blog talking about me. You don't even
Speaker 8: know me. Then when you're getting me freaks to think
Speaker 8: you want to bring up money, this contains they haven't
Speaker 8: got nothing to do about money. I ain't brought the
Speaker 8: money one time. It's about manhood. Now, why don't you
Speaker 8: do that?
Speaker 5: Right there?
Speaker 14: Wait a minute now, Steve, it ain't about money now
Speaker 14: because you got it, Okay, cause your guy when you
Speaker 14: wasn't broke, I bet that wasn't your.
Speaker 6: Just what?
Speaker 8: Ain't that just what? The when I was broke though
Speaker 8: I was working, I wasn't sitting on the phone crying
Speaker 8: to some other men by what he making me feel
Speaker 8: with my wife. Yeah, at that time, I take a
Speaker 8: step forward. You got me taking two step on. That's
Speaker 8: why you ain't taking.
Speaker 14: A step But.
Speaker 8: I tell you something, because you just got Frank.
Speaker 5: I just pregnant.
Speaker 8: I just oh, I'll be back and then I'll.
Speaker 1: All right, nephew, thank you.
Speaker 13: Coming up next, ask the clo or Chief Love Officer
Speaker 13: Steve Harvey. You're listening Steve Harvey Morning Show. Coming up
Speaker 13: at the top of the hour. In Entertainment News, we'll
Speaker 13: get a recap of Steve's birthday celebration. We want to
Speaker 13: know what you did, who you hung with? Steve, all
Speaker 13: your business okay. Plus Martin Lawrence says he's doing just
Speaker 13: fine despite fans worried about his appearance at the Emmys,
Speaker 13: and Forrell Williams reveals the new Louis Vuitton menswear Fall
Speaker 13: Winter twenty twenty four to twenty five collection. We'll talk
Speaker 13: about all of these stories at the top of the hour,
Speaker 13: but right now it is time to ask the clo.
Speaker 13: This is from Elise in Omaha. Elise writes, I relocated
Speaker 13: for work and I left my boyfriend of eleven years behind.
Speaker 13: My coworker told me he has a crush on me,
Speaker 13: and he said we should go out because eleven years
Speaker 13: is too long to wait for a man to marry
Speaker 13: me and long distance relationships don't work. Is he really
Speaker 13: interested in dating me? Or is he trying to sleep
Speaker 13: with me?
Speaker 2: Both? So now we at you know A A, I'll stop.
Speaker 2: How old are you? Yeah? You got enough money to
Speaker 2: relocate and you got a job where you can shift position.
Speaker 2: And you don't know the answer to that question? What
Speaker 2: did you put on your application? Who don't want to
Speaker 2: sleep with little girl? He wants to sleep with you
Speaker 2: and date you both of them? What next question?
Speaker 4: Okay?
Speaker 13: All right, okay, moving on to Dora and Tenec good
Speaker 13: hell will?
Speaker 4: What he want?
Speaker 2: What do you think you're talking to you for?
Speaker 1: Well, she wrote you to find out. Now she knows.
Speaker 2: He asked you what your dreams and ambitions was? He
Speaker 2: tried to destroy the one dude that's keeping him from
Speaker 2: sleeping with you.
Speaker 10: That's what they do, Okay, all right at the knowledge, right,
Speaker 10: all right, Dora and Tenuck says, I live in a
Speaker 10: senior living center and I'm dating a man that lives there,
Speaker 10: lives here.
Speaker 13: He's hurt because I didn't introduce my son to him someday.
Speaker 13: My man is a lot younger, and I don't want
Speaker 13: my son to think I'm sleeping around. Am I overthinking
Speaker 13: my decision?
Speaker 2: Well, we don't really get letters from assistant senior citizen
Speaker 2: living home. When you say your son came by and
Speaker 2: your man who is much younger, but he lived at too.
Speaker 1: I'm just trying to sixty something. He could be fifty
Speaker 1: something or.
Speaker 2: In a senior citizen assistant living center. I'm sixty seven.
Speaker 2: I ain't know what near that? And then what dude
Speaker 2: you dating live at? But he's much younger and he
Speaker 2: mad because you to introduce him to your son? What
Speaker 2: the hell is going on?
Speaker 4: You know?
Speaker 2: What is this about?
Speaker 4: J Anthony Brown?
Speaker 2: Because show wow, because this sounds like some tirler pair
Speaker 2: of assistant living type thing. Lady, I can't, I can't
Speaker 2: help you. I don't know what I never been to
Speaker 2: her assistant living places. Not really what if she's.
Speaker 1: Like seventy and he's like in his sixties or you know.
Speaker 2: That, ain't gonna maybe tell most women look better than
Speaker 2: me and when they age me and life span shorter.
Speaker 2: We on the different kind of stress. I don't what's next?
Speaker 2: What's wrong in her question? Today?
Speaker 4: You want to move on? All right?
Speaker 2: But I can't help her because I can't get the
Speaker 2: visual you know, I like visualize my answers.
Speaker 1: Yeah, how old are you?
Speaker 14: You?
Speaker 2: Ninety something?
Speaker 1: She's seventy. Came to see is he's sixty seventy?
Speaker 2: She said, don't say that, Charley.
Speaker 13: Okay, we'll just say she will say that in a letter.
Speaker 13: She's seventy, a senior citizen living.
Speaker 1: Center, she's seventy. Let's just say that.
Speaker 2: I'm I'm not. I'm sixty seven.
Speaker 4: I'm nothing to stay.
Speaker 1: There about you? What I'm talking about, That's what the
Speaker 1: issue is. I know.
Speaker 2: I'm gonna tell you something, man. I got an a
Speaker 2: r P card. Yeah, and they started talking about, no,
Speaker 2: you know you now qualify for discount, for your damn discount.
Speaker 2: I asked you for nothing but writing me for you know,
Speaker 2: I get you a for come at me like I'm old.
Speaker 4: I'd like to see you live there for a week though,
Speaker 4: sor living center.
Speaker 2: We're playing shuffle ball at come on, we're gonna pitch pennies.
Speaker 2: I'm gonna have pitching pennies and shooting.
Speaker 13: Go ahead, all right, Moving on to Yo in Chicago,
Speaker 13: Yao says I work at the third.
Speaker 1: Shift, and when I got home, my wife was not home.
Speaker 13: She said she ran to get some bacon so she
Speaker 13: could feed me, and she was looking way too cute
Speaker 13: at seven am for the store. I think she was
Speaker 13: out creeping. How do you tell if a woman is lying?
Speaker 2: M that's gonna be hard though, because they real good oooh,
Speaker 2: they're good at it. She looked way too good to
Speaker 2: go to the store to get some way to m hm,
Speaker 2: you know your wife went to get some bacon and
Speaker 2: put some lipstick on and stuff. Well, let me ask
Speaker 2: some dog. When she got back with the bacon. Was
Speaker 2: the lipstick still on her face? Was it still straight?
Speaker 2: Was her clothes pulled together?
Speaker 13: Maybe she just maybe she takes pride in her appearance
Speaker 13: and she wanted to look nice.
Speaker 2: All of a sudden, that's what he's said. All of
Speaker 2: a sudden, she ain't been going to the stove by
Speaker 2: bacon from the early anymore.
Speaker 1: Now that's all that is.
Speaker 4: Okay.
Speaker 2: He was gonna come on, come on, come on, protect
Speaker 2: the ladies. Come on.
Speaker 4: How s that is?
Speaker 2: Yeah, she looked, So she did her hair, putting makeup
Speaker 2: on in an outfit to go to stove get some bacon. Yes,
Speaker 2: she been slipping on them furry slippers with the chicken
Speaker 2: grease on it, wearing that bonnet. Down to the store
Speaker 2: now and a sudden she coming in to his heir looked
Speaker 2: like we just came out of church. Somebody working at
Speaker 2: the grocery store.
Speaker 4: You want breakfast?
Speaker 1: Don't you be grateful?
Speaker 4: You're getting raped in?
Speaker 5: No.
Speaker 2: Yeah, she could have done exactly that, went to the store.
Speaker 2: But somebody down at that store complimented one time.
Speaker 4: Come on, she said, okay, you.
Speaker 2: Think I look good that day? Wait, I come down
Speaker 2: here them all, because if you're jumping off in the produce.
Speaker 1: A minute in the produce section.
Speaker 4: It'd be jumping off in the produce God. Really, how
Speaker 4: so just standing there about twenty thirty minutes, get you
Speaker 4: some onions, just slowly, get you some tomatoes and stuff.
Speaker 4: Just just to sit there, eh, it becoming through the grade.
Speaker 2: Produce section is at the front of the store too.
Speaker 2: Usually soon as you walk into the right y I
Speaker 2: used to work at the grocery store. I can tell
Speaker 2: that most of the most produced sections as soon as
Speaker 2: you walk through the door to the right yep, because
Speaker 2: that's the stuff that's perishable they trying to get rid of.
Speaker 2: At the most they make, that's why they start missing
Speaker 2: and all that make it look attractive. And the highest
Speaker 2: profit margin in the grocery store is in the produce section.
Speaker 4: The grocery store you worked at.
Speaker 2: That they charge your army league.
Speaker 4: The grocery store you worked at. How many steaks they miss?
Speaker 2: Oh, I would set the steaks.
Speaker 1: You were reselling. Thank you, Celo coming up at the
Speaker 1: top of the hour.
Speaker 2: We'll have some chan I s in the trunk of
Speaker 2: my car.
Speaker 1: Right after this.
Speaker 9: You're listening Morning show.
Speaker 4: So Steve, you're rope.
Speaker 1: First.
Speaker 13: Tell us about your sixty seventh birthday celebration yesterday.
Speaker 1: How was it? What did you do?
Speaker 2: You know, I just had a dinner, you know, I
Speaker 2: just had a dinner with the family. Grandkids came through.
Speaker 2: The grandkids sent me, Uh, well, they decorated my office.
Speaker 2: I can show you that. The grandkids decorated my office
Speaker 2: you see up on the wall.
Speaker 4: Yeah, birthday.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and then they sent me the little balloons and stuff.
Speaker 2: All the grandkids did that for me. Then they came
Speaker 2: to dinner. All my grandkids is vegan.
Speaker 4: Vegan grand keys. I ain't never heard of that.
Speaker 1: Vegan parents, Yeah obviously.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah. Yeah. My son Jason and his wife they vegan,
Speaker 2: so they kids. Is vegan? That little elsewhere? He don't
Speaker 2: give it that what does that mean? He likes me,
Speaker 2: don't give a damn. He bites into it then ask
Speaker 2: you is it vegan? And if you don't answer him,
Speaker 2: he finish it off. Joe and him. He don't really
Speaker 2: participate in the vegan life because Ezra just want to eat.
Speaker 2: As soon as he sit down, he get the big
Speaker 2: spoon and just hold it. And then every time something
Speaker 2: come to the table, he said, Papa, is that vegan?
Speaker 2: I said yeah, Cause to me, if it ain't meet,
Speaker 2: it's vegan. But you can't eat like that because they're
Speaker 2: not allowed to have dairy, you know, several things. Oh wow,
Speaker 2: But to me, it's vegan if it don't have meat
Speaker 2: in it. But I'll give him stuff with meeting. He
Speaker 2: had crab legg last night, you know, enjoyed it.
Speaker 1: When his parents find out.
Speaker 2: That they find out all the time. He said, Jay said, Pop,
Speaker 2: you gotta stop doing that. Man, I don't want the
Speaker 2: kids eating me. Okay, you to sit his ass somewhere
Speaker 2: next to me, because I got to play full of meat.
Speaker 1: So and tried.
Speaker 2: He looking like that, I think it tastes less. Yeah, well,
Speaker 2: I think I think he needed to taste and me
Speaker 2: make a decision on his own because I don't really
Speaker 2: appealed to this vegan lifestyle, and neither does Ezra. So
Speaker 2: I'm just telling y'all straight up. Me and Ezra is
Speaker 2: over here eating things that's not veganish. And then the
Speaker 2: cake last night, and then Amanda, my daughter in law,
Speaker 2: apologized because they wanted to bring a cake from the outside,
Speaker 2: but the vegan restaurant that they ordered their cakes from
Speaker 2: had ran out of the ingredients, so the so the
Speaker 2: restaurant had a cake for me. And then one of
Speaker 2: my partner's wife came. She bought a cake. She make
Speaker 2: a carry cake that's off the chain, And so we
Speaker 2: were sitting there and Ezra couldn't eat no dessert and
Speaker 2: he just looked too sad, and I just couldn't you
Speaker 2: car cake carry carry is vegetable vegetables cass I had.
Speaker 2: I didn't see the gluten, I didn't see the den
Speaker 2: So I gave him some cake and he loves carried cake.
Speaker 2: And the parents is mad at me about that. So
Speaker 2: that was mine. And then my other grandson he gave
Speaker 2: me for my birthday. He gave me three Pokeymon cards,
Speaker 2: which I was ready to throw in the trash there.
Speaker 2: I don't understand nothing by no Pokemon. And then the
Speaker 2: man that was at the table was going a friend
Speaker 2: of mine over here, he said, mister Harvey, you you
Speaker 2: understand what's going on here. So they're a Pokemon card
Speaker 2: that's worth three four million.
Speaker 4: Dollars, you.
Speaker 2: Pokey man cards that are collectibles that are worth three
Speaker 2: four million dollars. So I picked them Pokemon cars up
Speaker 2: off the floor and put him in my pocket, and
Speaker 2: I have them looked at today to see.
Speaker 1: If the okay.
Speaker 13: And see you thought the kids were gonna get you
Speaker 13: one thing? There you go, happy bird birthday, Steve.
Speaker 4: All right?
Speaker 1: In other news, Oh come as a.
Speaker 2: Gift, Yeah, nice little bit, you know, Marge're gonna give
Speaker 2: me some I told m not to give me now,
Speaker 2: I mean nothing, but she got me a little bag.
Speaker 2: You know, I don't want it.
Speaker 13: Was Margie bought that We're moving on and other entertainment news.
Speaker 13: According to TMZ, some of Martin Laurence's fans were worried
Speaker 13: after he and his Martin co stars That's Tsha Campbell
Speaker 13: of course, to Sheena Arnold and Carl Anthony Payne, the
Speaker 13: second had a reunion at the seventy fifth Emmys on Monday.
Speaker 13: Martin seemed to slur his words a bit during the
Speaker 13: comedy segment they had. People were ex People expressed concern
Speaker 13: for Martin's health and wished him a speedy recovery. Martin
Speaker 13: is fifty eight years old, so as to say Martin
Speaker 13: is totally fine. In fact, he just recently finish filming
Speaker 13: the Latest Bad Boys, and he may be hitting the
Speaker 13: road this summer for a comedy tour. So even though
Speaker 13: some thought he may be uh, he may was maybe
Speaker 13: have been slurring his words a bit and taking long
Speaker 13: pauses during the Emmys Martin reunion. This was actually because
Speaker 13: of a technical glitch, they said, with a teleprompter that
Speaker 13: was caused by late changes to the script.
Speaker 1: So there you go.
Speaker 13: You know, if you had concerns because people were concerned. Yeah,
Speaker 13: so that's what it was.
Speaker 4: We hope you are right.
Speaker 13: Martin has fine, Yes, yay, Martin yeah yeah, good, yeah good.
Speaker 2: I talk with him a lot. He's he's good.
Speaker 1: Good, okayo good. Two time favorites right there.
Speaker 13: That show, And finally in Trending Fashion News, Welcome to
Speaker 13: the Wild Wild West. Parrell Williams unveil the Louis Vauton
Speaker 13: Fall Winter twenty twenty four Men show on Tuesday in Paris.
Speaker 13: The collection masterfully challenged channel America's West with Native American
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Speaker 13: male and female models strutted down the runway in letther
Speaker 13: cowboy hats, checker denim jackets, and boots, blue cheese.
Speaker 1: What do you think about the collection? And are you
Speaker 1: are you going to.
Speaker 2: I haven't seen it yet. They send it to me,
Speaker 2: but I haven't really looked at it yet. Now I
Speaker 2: don't have time to go to past issue Marjorie and
Speaker 2: could probably go okay, good, so I'll be here working
Speaker 2: to pay for the past trip.
Speaker 1: Congratulations to Pharrell. Coming up in twenty minutes after the Hour.
Speaker 13: In Trending Political News, Vice President Kamala Harris responds to
Speaker 13: Republican candidate Nikki Haley's comment that quote, America has never
Speaker 13: been a racist country.
Speaker 1: We'll talk about it right after this.
Speaker 9: Excuse you, you're listening morning show.
Speaker 13: In Political News, Vice President Harris was a special guest
Speaker 13: on the yesterday and she reacted to Republican presidential candidate
Speaker 13: Nikki Haley's comment that quote, America has never been a
Speaker 13: racist country.
Speaker 1: Take a listen.
Speaker 10: Do you agree that America has never been a racist country?
Speaker 16: First of all, and I think everyone agrees. We all
Speaker 16: agree the issue of race in America is not something
Speaker 16: that should be the subject of a sound bite, right.
Speaker 16: The history of racism in America should never be the
Speaker 16: subject of a SoundBite or a question that is meant
Speaker 16: to elicit a one sentence answer. But there is no
Speaker 16: denying that we have in our history as a nation
Speaker 16: racism and that racism has played a role in the
Speaker 16: history of our nation. And when I think about it,
Speaker 16: I think we all would agree that while it is
Speaker 16: part of our past and we see vestiges of it today,
Speaker 16: we should all so be committed collectively to not letting
Speaker 16: it define the future of our country. But we cannot
Speaker 16: get to a place of progress on the issue of
Speaker 16: race by denying the existence of racism, by denying the history.
Speaker 1: Of racism.
Speaker 2: That was a good answer. Yeah, yeah, very good answer, IPHP.
Speaker 2: Yeah yeah. But that's you know, the mo is to
Speaker 2: get rid of it, to act like it didn't exist,
Speaker 2: and that if we keep talking about it, we keep
Speaker 2: bringing it up. That's that they try to say that.
Speaker 2: But if you don't know your history, history will repeat itself.
Speaker 2: And that's what they really want to do, because that's
Speaker 2: the whole idea behind Mega make America great Again, which
Speaker 2: is a deplorable statement for us as African Americans, because
Speaker 2: when was it great? What year you won't go back to?
Speaker 2: And so you know, I think we all understand that.
Speaker 2: But you know, that leads us to this election conversation
Speaker 2: that we're going to have to have that I've dreaded having,
Speaker 2: I didn't want to have. But twenty twenty four looks
Speaker 2: like it's going to be a repeat of Biden and
Speaker 2: Trump unless we can get him in prison before this
Speaker 2: election come up. That's the only way. Other than that,
Speaker 2: what you're going to have is a recap of the
Speaker 2: election we had four years.
Speaker 4: Ago, so he's going to be.
Speaker 2: We got to make sure it's no doubt in my
Speaker 2: mind he is a Republican. They offer no one else.
Speaker 1: It's because they think he can win the presidency.
Speaker 2: But but Desantus is even more racist.
Speaker 13: And apparently too if she doesn't think this country has
Speaker 13: ever been a racist country.
Speaker 4: What's that part?
Speaker 1: Yeah? Absolutely all right?
Speaker 13: Coming up at thirty four minutes after the hour, we'll
Speaker 13: check your voicemail Steve at eight seven seven twenty nine, Steve.
Speaker 13: Right after this, you're listening Steve Harvey Morning Show. It
Speaker 13: is time now to check Steve's voicemail. Eight seven seven
Speaker 13: twenty nine, Steve, call and leave a message for Steve.
Speaker 1: You might just hear your call in the air. Steve,
Speaker 1: Are you ready?
Speaker 2: Ready?
Speaker 1: Here we go. This one's from a pastor in Louisiana.
Speaker 12: Hey, Steve, I'm Reverend Leno Brown. I'm a little town
Speaker 12: in Louisiana called Colonna, Louisiana, and I just wanted to
Speaker 12: comment on some of the things that mister saying. And
Speaker 12: I just want to tell you, man, you're an inspiration
Speaker 12: chair with black America, every black person in America, all
Speaker 12: over the world, Steve, mister Harvey, and a lot of times,
Speaker 12: by me being a rever, I had things on my
Speaker 12: mind that that was tearing me down. And you look
Speaker 12: like that morning you said the right thing to keep
Speaker 12: me going, you know. So I'm gonna just tell you, man,
Speaker 12: I wish you all the blessings in the world.
Speaker 8: Man, you in margin with your wife's.
Speaker 17: Man, and then I hope God continues to bless your
Speaker 17: marriage and all your kids and every day.
Speaker 12: Man.
Speaker 17: I just needed to say that to you, man, because
Speaker 17: you're an answeriation man. And then you know, God bless
Speaker 17: you your wife and your old family and your dads
Speaker 17: on your on the Steve other morning, shore Man, thank you,
Speaker 17: and God bless y'all.
Speaker 4: You heard me. Wow.
Speaker 2: Yeah, See, that's what it's for. You know, Like I
Speaker 2: always say, hate is louder than love, but love is stronger.
Speaker 2: And when you get people like that that really care
Speaker 2: about you, that's praying for you, that's pulling for you,
Speaker 2: that's who's for And I appreciate that so much because
Speaker 2: you know, look, man, I've also learned this. Junior asked
Speaker 2: me a question, how do I feel different now I'm
Speaker 2: sixty seven? You know one thing I've really really learned,
Speaker 2: and I've had to learn it more than once till
Speaker 2: I finally got it. So for those that love you,
Speaker 2: no explanation necessary. For those that hate you, no explanation acceptable.
Speaker 2: When you go online to respond, you're talking to people
Speaker 2: who blog, and bloggers, by nature happen to have a
Speaker 2: negative tone for the most part. That's why they own blogs.
Speaker 2: If they wasn't that way, they'd be on the news
Speaker 2: or they'd have a show somewhere. But they don't. Bloggers
Speaker 2: carry a negative tone because that's where mess is at.
Speaker 2: So when you respond to those bloggers, got to know
Speaker 2: who your audience is now, and it's primarily haters. Every now,
Speaker 2: I need to be some people on there trying to
Speaker 2: check a person with some facts or something like that.
Speaker 2: But it's the most unfact checked place I've ever seen.
Speaker 2: I don't even worry about it.
Speaker 8: Man.
Speaker 2: I appreciate that call, pastor thank you?
Speaker 1: Yeah go aha, all right. This one's from Chuck in Detroit.
Speaker 18: Steve, Hey, see this check out of Detroit, Man, I
Speaker 18: just called it with your happy birthday. You know, I
Speaker 18: listen to the Morning show every morning. I watch the Court,
Speaker 18: you know, I mean, I watched the Family few I watched.
Speaker 8: I really rock with you, you.
Speaker 18: Know, I mean you're very very motivational. You're very inspirational. Hey, Carlae, Hey,
Speaker 18: SHIRLEYE Jr. Tommy, Hey, how y'all doing. Hey, I'm to
Speaker 18: see it's Capitol Corn season. It's our birthday. Hey, you
Speaker 18: know it's the enjoy y'all? Tell all right, take.
Speaker 2: Care straight up out of deep town Detroit. Them lines
Speaker 2: is in it baby.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 2: My favorite team this year was the Detroit Line and
Speaker 2: the Eagles.
Speaker 4: And it should have been shame pop thing. I got
Speaker 4: to listen. I mean I ever had this office.
Speaker 13: Bernard and Montgomery, Steve once allid at you.
Speaker 1: This is Bernard out of my grummery Alabama, just saying
Speaker 1: happy birthday, Happy birthday to you.
Speaker 18: You have a blessday.
Speaker 2: Thank you. Man, Go and get that checked out, dog for.
Speaker 1: Wherever it is.
Speaker 2: You know, I don't get that checked out because it's this.
Speaker 2: It sounds like it's going somewhere. It sounds like they
Speaker 2: got up too high. But at least just gonna get
Speaker 2: it checked out. But hour, Hey, hey Bernard, just going
Speaker 2: down there, man and get that looked at. Just get
Speaker 2: it up that man, So we have you around a
Speaker 2: little bit, damn lucky strikes and finally hold up to
Speaker 2: get that chick out.
Speaker 1: All right, thanks for your calls. Coming up.
Speaker 13: Coming up next, we'll hear from a nephew and the
Speaker 13: prank phone call for today. Right after this, you're listening
Speaker 13: hard morning show coming up at the top of the hour,
Speaker 13: right about four minutes after. It's my strawberry letter for
Speaker 13: today and the subject is her injury is not my fault.
Speaker 1: We'll get into that, find out what that's all about.
Speaker 13: Wait till you hear this and just a few but
Speaker 13: right now the nephew is here with today's prank phone call.
Speaker 1: What's on the menu for today, nephew?
Speaker 4: Uh, we got an issue here. We got lights. I
Speaker 4: think every time this lady turns her pile with her
Speaker 4: lights on, it's turning stuff on in my h in
Speaker 4: my apartment, it's turning on my stove and turning on
Speaker 4: all kind of stuff. So could we get this situated.
Speaker 4: I'm gonna need hooting ow to turn nothing home. So
Speaker 4: the title lives are your lights on? All your lights?
Speaker 4: All right? Dog? If you could.
Speaker 5: Hello, I'm trying to reach who's calling? They call me
Speaker 5: Pepper I live. I think I actually live in the
Speaker 5: apartment behind you. I think my my apartments are up
Speaker 5: against each other. You are you in unit?
Speaker 15: Who want to know?
Speaker 5: Actually I want to know. I'm calling you. I got
Speaker 5: a little bit of a problem. I actually live in,
Speaker 5: uh which is the apartment that that's our apartments are
Speaker 5: back to back with each other. And I don't mean
Speaker 5: no harm man, but you are right, yes, okay, here's
Speaker 5: here's what's going on. It took me a long time
Speaker 5: trying to figure this out. But when you come home
Speaker 5: in the evening and you turn your life dome, my
Speaker 5: my oven and stove come on, and I'm talking about
Speaker 5: every out on my stove is on and burning high.
Speaker 15: How do you know that's because when I turn my
Speaker 15: life on, I just I mean, I done figured it out.
Speaker 5: It just seemed like every time, I mean I hear
Speaker 5: you when you close your door, and every evening I'm like,
Speaker 5: why is my oven in my stove coming on? And
Speaker 5: I'm talking about my whole kitchen just a hundred degrees
Speaker 5: in there behind the stove being all like that.
Speaker 15: Okay, did you call maintenance?
Speaker 5: From my understanding, I'm on the list and they're not
Speaker 5: gonna get to me for a couple of days now,
Speaker 5: So I'm not I'm asking you, miss you don't mind
Speaker 5: to not have your light's on until they come get
Speaker 5: this fix.
Speaker 15: Okay, So you asking me not to turn all my
Speaker 15: lights for three or four days, and you know, to
Speaker 15: sit in the dark.
Speaker 5: Well, I'm just saying it's only gonna be for a
Speaker 5: couple days. I know it's a little bit of an inconvenience,
Speaker 5: but I mean, I can't be over here in the house.
Speaker 5: You know they're about to burn down.
Speaker 15: Are you listening to what you're saying? You're asking me
Speaker 15: to sit in the dark. You know I got a baby.
Speaker 15: I can't sit in the dark, Okay.
Speaker 5: I mean, do y'all have any cameras or something y'all
Speaker 5: can work with or something like that.
Speaker 15: I have to give my baby food, milk. I mean, really,
Speaker 15: you want me to sit in the dark and you
Speaker 15: don't want need to turn anything on. You know, I
Speaker 15: got to feed my baby.
Speaker 5: I understand, and and and much respect to you and
Speaker 5: your child, and much respect. But what I'm trying to
Speaker 5: explain to you is, I mean we have to look
Speaker 5: at the big hazard here. The bigger hazard is is
Speaker 5: that I'm over here with fire on Okay.
Speaker 15: What's about? Where are you getting this wee from? How
Speaker 15: am I involved in your situation? I have nothing on.
Speaker 5: Your life is patched in some kind of way to
Speaker 5: my oven stove?
Speaker 15: Okay, but I still I don't have anything to do
Speaker 15: with that. You know, you need to call management whatever,
Speaker 15: But I don't have anything with that. And I want
Speaker 15: to know, how do you know when I get home
Speaker 15: and turn on my lights? I mean, like, are you
Speaker 15: looking at my window or something? Are you a peeping tong?
Speaker 15: Do I need to call nine one one?
Speaker 5: You don't need to call nobody on me. Now what
Speaker 5: we need to get somebody over here, fix this of
Speaker 5: it in the stove. That's what we got to get done.
Speaker 5: But until then, right now, you can't turn them lights off.
Speaker 15: Oh I'm turning on my life. I mean, I know
Speaker 15: you ain't trying to regulate what I do in my house.
Speaker 5: I'm fine listening. I'm gonna tell you just like this here,
Speaker 5: I'm gonna need you to keep them lights off until
Speaker 5: meeting this get over here in two days now. If
Speaker 5: if I see this stove come on and all these
Speaker 5: eyes on this on this stove come on, that I'm
Speaker 5: finna come back over there, and we're gonna have direct
Speaker 5: to fire the problem. But I cannot have this coming on.
Speaker 15: So you're threatening me.
Speaker 5: Now, I'm not no, I'm not no, I am not.
Speaker 5: I'm telling you not to turn the lights off. That's
Speaker 5: what I'm asking you to do.
Speaker 15: Well, I can't sit in the dark and I'm gonna
Speaker 15: turn on my lights. So you know you're gonna have
Speaker 15: to deal with it.
Speaker 5: No, I'm not finna.
Speaker 4: Deal with it.
Speaker 5: You're gonna have to actually turn the lights off. Now,
Speaker 5: I understand. Do you have somewhere you can go stay?
Speaker 5: To me?
Speaker 15: Do you have somewhere you can go stay? I'm not
Speaker 15: leaving my house. I don't have a problem you and
Speaker 15: the one the problem.
Speaker 5: I'm not goinna leave here and then you turn it on,
Speaker 5: and then you come over.
Speaker 15: Here and knock on my door. You think you see
Speaker 15: fire in your stove. You gonna see some fire. I
Speaker 15: can show you somepi.
Speaker 5: Okay, listen, I'm trying with it, you as calmly as
Speaker 5: I can.
Speaker 14: Okay, trying to.
Speaker 15: Work with me calmly.
Speaker 5: Okay.
Speaker 15: The only thing you doing right now you're trying to
Speaker 15: tell me what to do and run my household.
Speaker 5: Okay, if you're not gonna work with me, then that's
Speaker 5: what I'm gonna do. And I already found out where
Speaker 5: the break is. I just go and just turn all
Speaker 5: the power off so you don't have your power on
Speaker 5: it off.
Speaker 15: Wait a minute, what the number? You can't turn my
Speaker 15: break off? Are you crazy?
Speaker 5: I got to do what I got to do. I
Speaker 5: can't start no fire right there?
Speaker 15: You get my phone number anyway? I mean, how you
Speaker 15: know my name? My number? Artist? You know what I'm
Speaker 15: about to come home and he gonna put the foot
Speaker 15: up your I don't care if he put your in
Speaker 15: the up and we set you up on fire. What
Speaker 15: do you talking about? You gonna damn turn the break off?
Speaker 5: Let me off. I'm trying to kill me and prevent
Speaker 5: a file for the whole complex. And you up in
Speaker 5: there trying to comment, Uh, this is like arsome for
Speaker 5: you to turn that on.
Speaker 15: I don't give you want. You already got a problem,
Speaker 15: so I'm just gonna add fuel to the fire. You
Speaker 15: call me and again I want to know how you
Speaker 15: got my number?
Speaker 5: I said, Look, I'm not from the city, and go
Speaker 5: on in this little small talk? Is is that we
Speaker 5: got a problem with your twitch when you turn it on.
Speaker 5: The problem on the store.
Speaker 15: The problem is about to be a bigger problem when
Speaker 15: my man come over there and put a foot off
Speaker 15: your I don't know who you think you with, but
Speaker 15: it's about to be on. I don't know how you
Speaker 15: got my number, but you called it wrong today.
Speaker 5: Okay, fine, I got one I need to say to you.
Speaker 4: Listen.
Speaker 15: You got to say because I'm tired of listening to you.
Speaker 5: Are you listening?
Speaker 15: You ain't saying I wanted to hear today?
Speaker 5: You calling me with all this He is nephew tire
Speaker 5: Me from the Steve Harvey Morning Show. You just got
Speaker 5: pranked by your husband?
Speaker 15: Are you wait a minute?
Speaker 14: Hold up?
Speaker 15: This is who.
Speaker 5: This is, nephew tire Me from the Steve Harvey Morning Show.
Speaker 5: Your husband got meet the prank phone call you?
Speaker 15: Are you serious? It's for real. I don't believe it.
Speaker 15: I can't believe it. You alright, I know I was
Speaker 15: ready to put it up at somebody. I don't believe
Speaker 15: I just got pumped like this.
Speaker 5: Okay, I gotta ask you one more thing. What is
Speaker 5: the baddest I'm talking about the baddest radio show in
Speaker 5: the land, the Steve.
Speaker 15: Harbor Morning Show.
Speaker 4: You got it was that stupid enough for you?
Speaker 1: Yes, AHAs you never disappointed that area.
Speaker 4: Thank you, thank you. I appreciate all that, y'all. I
Speaker 4: appreciate that. I appreciate that. Thank y'all so kind of
Speaker 4: And we're gonna do more of that in twenty twenty four.
Speaker 4: We're gonna need more pranks and praises as we moved
Speaker 4: out of January and januaryy fibyary, when we get all
Speaker 4: the way by margins.
Speaker 2: A portion of your pranks. Just want to just say
Speaker 2: that twenty twenty four, that will be praising no more.
Speaker 4: And why are you doing that now? Now you just
Speaker 4: got through uplifting and now you're gonna come do what
Speaker 4: would you do all this uplifting and all this positive here, No, no, no,
Speaker 4: not not hating it all, do not at all.
Speaker 2: I just want you to know that in twenty twenty
Speaker 2: four that will be no praise worship any more, okay.
Speaker 4: Stealing, It's just it's just got something to do with Cleveland. Man,
Speaker 4: Has it got something to do with Cleveland? Have to do?
Speaker 4: Does this have anything to do.
Speaker 2: With the brown too? Because that will help it, that
Speaker 2: will help the hatred run much stronger. So we can. Yeah,
Speaker 2: I have no problem when you need proper motivation to
Speaker 2: get things done.
Speaker 4: I'm with that.
Speaker 2: Yes, about Cleveland, you're tired of it. Man, just don't
Speaker 2: want to have to keep worshiping the same dude, you
Speaker 2: know the same, Yes, sir, prank We get a lot
Speaker 2: of prank time. We just ain't gonna keep praising by
Speaker 2: every time.
Speaker 4: Okay, Well, speaking of Ohio, I'll be in Dayton at
Speaker 4: the Funny Bone twenty sixth and twenty seven. Anybody that
Speaker 4: you know friends of my uncle want to come down
Speaker 4: and hang out. I come on down at the Funny
Speaker 4: Bone and Dayton, Ohio. What are your Cleveland Jersey, come
Speaker 4: on out and represent all right, we'll make Friday night
Speaker 4: Jersey night. You will yours? No, tell me that's how
Speaker 4: we're gonna do that.
Speaker 2: Tell me them Cincinnati boys down that way, Oh, the
Speaker 2: Bengal all them boys from dating them Cincinnati boys, the
Speaker 2: Bengal boys.
Speaker 1: All right, Bingals, Okay, thanking you coming up by.
Speaker 2: They gonna hang out. They're gonna come see you, but
Speaker 2: they're gonna have to go home right after.
Speaker 1: That Strawberry letter. His injury is not my fault. I's
Speaker 1: to go to We'll get into it right after this.
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Speaker 13: Thank you, nephew. Subject her subject her injury is not
Speaker 13: my fault. Dear Stephen Shirley. I am dating a cheater
Speaker 13: and he just asked me to marry him, and I
Speaker 13: was thinking of saying yes, but then one of his
Speaker 13: side chicks pressed charges against me.
Speaker 2: I am what that lie right there?
Speaker 1: That's the opening, Okay.
Speaker 13: In November I found my man on the side of
Speaker 13: a building in his car, naked from the waist down,
Speaker 13: and a woman was running across the parking lot away
Speaker 13: from his.
Speaker 1: Car because she saw me pulling up.
Speaker 13: I fired a warning shot with an air gun that
Speaker 13: I keep, just to scare a criminal away. When the
Speaker 13: gun went off, she got scared and fell like she
Speaker 13: had been shot. I thought it was funny, and so
Speaker 13: did my boyfriend. I took my boyfriend's pants and his
Speaker 13: car keys, and he called the police on me. Witnesses
Speaker 13: said I fired a gun, so after examining my air gun,
Speaker 13: the policeman issued a fine and I went and paid
Speaker 13: it the next day. I wasn't worried about the side
Speaker 13: chick because my man was on his best behavior and
Speaker 13: stuck to me like glue. He spoiled me for Christmas,
Speaker 13: and I got three rings to choose from. When he
Speaker 13: asked me to marry him, I was still trying to
Speaker 13: play hard to get and I hadn't said yes yet
Speaker 13: to his proposal. I planned to marry him, but now
Speaker 13: I have to deal with being sued by the side
Speaker 13: chick that fell in the parking lot. She pulled a muscle,
Speaker 13: sprained her ankle, and had a gash on her.
Speaker 1: Leg and needed stitches. She didn't have.
Speaker 13: Insurance, so she's suing me for two one hundred dollars
Speaker 13: twenty one hundred dollars for her trip to the er
Speaker 13: that night. I am not responsible for her injuries. I
Speaker 13: think that my boyfriend is responsible and she should sue
Speaker 13: him instead. This has created a major conflict in our relationship.
Speaker 13: He wants me to pay it so we can get
Speaker 13: on with our lives. He won't even give me half
Speaker 13: of the money. If it wasn't for him cheating, she
Speaker 13: never would have fallen in that parking lot. Should my
Speaker 13: boyfriend pay up?
Speaker 1: Or is this all my fault? Okay?
Speaker 13: The simple answer is yes, he should pay his side
Speaker 13: chick his responsibility.
Speaker 1: All right, that's the quick answer.
Speaker 13: But the real problem here is why are you even
Speaker 13: considering marrying this man?
Speaker 4: Why?
Speaker 1: Why are you guys together? What is going on here?
Speaker 1: I don't get it.
Speaker 13: A man you yourself described in the first paragraph of
Speaker 13: this letter as a cheater. You caught him, I mean
Speaker 13: literally with his pants down in the parking lot. You
Speaker 13: saw the side chick running away and you shot at her.
Speaker 19: What in the hot ghetto mess is going on here?
Speaker 19: What are you guys doing?
Speaker 13: This relationship is a disaster waiting to happen, and stuff
Speaker 13: has already happened that should make you turn away. And
Speaker 13: please don't waste your time or your money getting married
Speaker 13: to this man, because it's only going to end in divorce.
Speaker 1: All right, it's a hard no for me, Steve.
Speaker 2: This is an episode of forty eight Hours. This is
Speaker 2: an episode of Dateline. This is an episode of American Greed.
Speaker 2: This is an episode of this. This is not even
Speaker 2: a strawberry letter. I'm never we have. I don't remember
Speaker 2: a letter with this level of criminal activity in it.
Speaker 2: I just don't listen, y'all as I'm reading a letter.
Speaker 2: This is what I'm here. So let's go. I'm dating
Speaker 2: a cheatah and he's asked me to marry him, and
Speaker 2: I'm thinking about saying, yeah, let's just stop right here.
Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, let's just pump the brakes right here. Let
Speaker 2: me read this to you again. I'm dating a CHEATAH
Speaker 2: and he has to marry him, and I'm thinking about
Speaker 2: saying yes. Right after this, we off to the races.
Speaker 2: This letter right here is one I be damn statement
Speaker 2: after the next, because I just don't even understand. I'm
Speaker 2: dating the cheetah. He has me to marry I'm thinking
Speaker 2: about saying yes, and we're off to the races. Next line,
Speaker 2: but then one of his side chicks press charges against me.
Speaker 2: Let's stop right here. What that in this letter? There's
Speaker 2: nowhere to breathe in this letter. This letter is packed
Speaker 2: with incredible ass information. I was thinking about saying yes,
Speaker 2: but then one one of his side chicks press charges
Speaker 2: against me. Then then she tried to calm it down.
Speaker 2: In November, I found my man on the side of
Speaker 2: a building in his car. This is the most rest
Speaker 2: you getting this letter with this line right here, I
Speaker 2: found my man on the side of the building in
Speaker 2: his car. Most people in their lifetime have been on
Speaker 2: the side of a building in a car, so that's
Speaker 2: nothing along. But we've all been in our car on
Speaker 2: the side of a building. That's the only rest moment
Speaker 2: in this letter. He would go back to crazy naked
Speaker 2: from the waist down, and a woman was running across
Speaker 2: the parking lot away from his car because she saw
Speaker 2: me pull it up. What is going on in this
Speaker 2: damn letter? In it? Don't stop there? Next line, I
Speaker 2: fired a warning shot with an air gun that I
Speaker 2: keep to scare a criminal away. What you shot at
Speaker 2: this woman? You and you call it a one that's
Speaker 2: you know when you go to court, that's actually called attempted.
Speaker 4: There aren't no cop.
Speaker 2: I find a warning shot with an air gun that
Speaker 2: I keep the scare criminal way hang on. Oh, when
Speaker 2: I come back, I can't. We're gonna get back into
Speaker 2: it because this is the most what the hell going
Speaker 2: on letter I've even read?
Speaker 13: Truly is all right, we'll have part two of your
Speaker 13: response coming up Steve at twenty three minutes after the
Speaker 13: hour today Strawberry letter, subject her injury is not my fault.
Speaker 1: We'll get back into it right after this.
Speaker 9: You're listening Morning show.
Speaker 13: All right, Come on, Steve, let's recap today's Strawberry letter.
Speaker 1: The subject is her injury is not my fault.
Speaker 2: Listen to me. Like I said, this is the most
Speaker 2: what the hell going on? Letter I've ever read. I
Speaker 2: like to crew to join it with me on this.
Speaker 2: Every time I say Dean, I want y'all to say
Speaker 2: what the hell? Okay, I'm gonna say Dan, and y'all
Speaker 2: just say what the hell so y'all can understand how
Speaker 2: I read this letter? Ready, Stephen Shirley, I'm dating a cheetah.
Speaker 2: He asked me to marry him, and I was thinking
Speaker 2: about saying yes, Dean, what the what the hell? In November?
Speaker 2: But then one of his side chicks pressed charges against me.
Speaker 4: Dean?
Speaker 1: What he in November?
Speaker 2: I found my man on the side of a building
Speaker 2: in his car, naked from the waist down, and a
Speaker 2: woman was running across the parket lot away from his
Speaker 2: car because she saw me pulling up.
Speaker 1: Dean, what the hell? That was my favorite line?
Speaker 2: I fired a warning shot with an airgun that I
Speaker 2: keep just in case to scare a criminal away.
Speaker 1: Dean, What the what the he?
Speaker 2: When the gun went off, she got scared and fell, Dean.
Speaker 2: I know why she fause she thought she was shot.
Speaker 2: I know exactly why she fell like she had been shot.
Speaker 2: I thought it was funny, and so did my boyfriend.
Speaker 1: Dean, what the hell?
Speaker 4: What do you mean?
Speaker 2: You thought it was funny, and so did your boyfriend.
Speaker 2: Well after you y'all thought that was funny, I took
Speaker 2: my boyfriend's pants and he and his car keys. He
Speaker 2: called the police on me, Dean, what the hell is
Speaker 2: happening in him?
Speaker 8: Wait?
Speaker 2: Bit man, a minute ago, you fired a shot. She failed.
Speaker 2: You thought it was funny, and the boyfriend thought it
Speaker 2: was funny. But Ada, you take his pants in the
Speaker 2: cor keys. He your boyfriend called the police on you. Okay,
Speaker 2: I don't need y'all's help no more. I think y'all
Speaker 2: understand what this letter is about. Let me take it
Speaker 2: from here. Witnesses, I'll be damn. Witnesses said I fired
Speaker 2: a gun, So after examining my air gun, the policeman
Speaker 2: issue to find and I went and paid it the
Speaker 2: next day. Okay, do you understand what's happening here? Witnesses said,
Speaker 2: I fired a gun. You told us you fired a Lady,
Speaker 2: you wrote in this letter that you fired a gun.
Speaker 2: You can quit talking to us about what the hell?
Speaker 2: The witnesses said you confessed. Confessions carry a lot of
Speaker 2: weight in court. Baby, you ain't really need no question.
Speaker 2: You really don't need too many witnesses once you say
Speaker 2: I did it, Okay, I went and paid it the
Speaker 2: next day. I wasn't worried about the side chick because
Speaker 2: my man was on his best behavior and stuck to
Speaker 2: me like glue. What you're not worried about this side
Speaker 2: chick because your man was on his best behavior and
Speaker 2: stuck to my side like glue?
Speaker 4: What good?
Speaker 2: He spoiled me for Christmas? And I got three wings
Speaker 2: to choose from when he asked me to marry him. Lady,
Speaker 2: you got three what rings choose from? Ain't no man
Speaker 2: got money for three engagement rings unless ain't now one
Speaker 2: of them real? You got three Zarconians. When he asked
Speaker 2: me to marry him, I was still trying to play
Speaker 2: hard to get and I hadn't said yes yet to
Speaker 2: his proposal. I'm planning to marry him, but now I
Speaker 2: got to deal with being sued by the side chick
Speaker 2: that fell in the parket lot. You're talking about the
Speaker 2: lady you shot at that one right there that failed
Speaker 2: in the parking lot. She pulled a muscle, sprained her ankle,
Speaker 2: and had a gash on her leg and kneeded stitches.
Speaker 2: Ain't this the same girl you and your boyfriend was
Speaker 2: laughing at before you took his car keys and pants
Speaker 2: and then he called the police. This was this was
Speaker 2: the same chick y'all was laughing at. Now she can
Speaker 2: pull the muscle, sprain the ankle, and got some stitches.
Speaker 2: She didn't have insurance. Oh, I know that. I know that, y'all.
Speaker 2: Y'all don't sound like insurance type people. She didn't have insurance,
Speaker 2: which one of her insurances what she called. You can't
Speaker 2: call your life insurance people about this, can't call your
Speaker 2: homeowners insurance people about this, And you can't call your
Speaker 2: car insurance people about this? What insurance was she supposed
Speaker 2: to have? Unless she had Obamacare, which has a medical device.
Speaker 2: But then I can promise you that the deductible gonna
Speaker 2: swallow up that two grand, So she might well take
Speaker 2: her ass on down there and pay this.
Speaker 4: Hell.
Speaker 2: But anyway, she saw for twenty one hundred for her
Speaker 2: trip to the ear at night. I'm not responsible for
Speaker 2: her injury.
Speaker 4: Yeah you did?
Speaker 2: You shot at her caused her to fault? Anyway, I
Speaker 2: think my boyfriend is responsible and she should shoes sue
Speaker 2: him instead. Okay, this has created a major conflict in
Speaker 2: our relationship. He wants me to pay it so we
Speaker 2: can get on with our lives. If you don't pay
Speaker 2: my side check this money so we can get on
Speaker 2: with our lives. He won't even give me half the money.
Speaker 2: If it wasn't for him, she wouldn't have fallen in
Speaker 2: that parking lot if you had to shot at her.
Speaker 2: Should my boyfriend pay up? Or is this all my fault?
Speaker 2: Whow are y'all together?
Speaker 1: Yes?
Speaker 4: All right?
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Speaker 13: minutes after the hour. It is Junior and Sports Talk.
Speaker 13: Right after this, you're listening morning show. All right, ladies
Speaker 13: and gentlemen, he is here Junior with Sports Talk.
Speaker 1: What you got Junior?
Speaker 11: All right, Well, let's go ahead. Just let everybody know
Speaker 11: that Mike McCarthy will still be the head coach of
Speaker 11: the Dallas Cowboys this season. He lost, yeah to the
Speaker 11: package man, He's still gonna be the head coach. Jerry
Speaker 11: Jones said he gonna ride it out with him. He
Speaker 11: said he believes in his leadership. But I'd say somebody
Speaker 11: need to go though. Is the defensive coordinator Dan Quinn?
Speaker 11: Do he need to go? Since the head coach ain't
Speaker 11: going because he gave up four to eight points, they
Speaker 11: probably still be in the playoffs if it wasn't for him.
Speaker 4: It ain't da. I don't say that.
Speaker 11: I don't think they're gonna give me a dack that
Speaker 11: that can't go nowhere. No, I ain't gonna give ri
Speaker 11: to DA. You're not gonna do that. Also, Uugh, you
Speaker 11: know listen, know Bill Bilichick has has stepped down as
Speaker 11: if Patriots head coach. They hired Gerard Mayo, former linebacker
Speaker 11: for New England Patriots, and you know he's gonna be
Speaker 11: a new head coach. So Bill Bilichick's still out here
Speaker 11: looking for a job. Thought was gonna get the Dallas job.
Speaker 11: He's not gonnaet it cause they're gonna up Mike McCarthy.
Speaker 11: So then we all have that.
Speaker 4: Now, let's just get to it.
Speaker 1: This week, Texans and Ravens.
Speaker 11: We have Texas Ravens former Cleveland Brown quarterback tamp Bay Buccaneers.
Speaker 11: Bacon Mayfield is playing the line. He's still in there, man, Baker, Yeah,
Speaker 11: Baker player.
Speaker 2: Well n what the question is you asking me?
Speaker 1: Well, man, is you is you going for the bumps?
Speaker 4: Because he used to play for y'all?
Speaker 2: Are you going for them? Versus Detroit? Who are they playing?
Speaker 4: Detroit?
Speaker 2: Who are they playing?
Speaker 4: They playing Detroit? Detroit?
Speaker 2: The Detroit all day long? Though I'm Detroit lines all
Speaker 2: the way down. Okay, I've been. I've been pulling for
Speaker 2: Detroit the whole damn year. I ain't finna change about
Speaker 2: Baker Mayfield? What about the Texans and the Ravens. I'd
Speaker 2: love to pull for your taxi.
Speaker 4: You're not gonna pull us.
Speaker 1: I wish you would.
Speaker 2: This little joyous ass moment you' all having this finna
Speaker 2: come to a stop right here. We're gonna see this
Speaker 2: right here.
Speaker 4: I don't know this.
Speaker 2: We We're gonna well one thing bout it. If the
Speaker 2: Texas do win. You talk about somebody who don't give
Speaker 2: a damn, you are talking to him right now. No,
Speaker 2: I don't have no dog in this fight no more. Man.
Speaker 2: The Eagles is out. That was my team, Detroit steal
Speaker 2: in it. The Browns is out, that was my team.
Speaker 2: I ain't got no dog in this fight, man. The
Speaker 2: only thing I see right now Detroit. Now listen to me.
Speaker 2: I'm a Lamar Jackson fan. I appreciate you put him.
Speaker 2: I work with your friends before you put him before us.
Speaker 4: We work to do.
Speaker 2: Hey, man, just take me out of sports.
Speaker 1: Beat joy I want to do it. Coming up at
Speaker 1: the top of.
Speaker 13: The hour, Steve Aman on social media needs your advice.
Speaker 13: He's saying, can you steal a vacation? We'll talk about
Speaker 13: it right after this. You're listening Harvey Morning Show. All right, Steve,
Speaker 13: this is from Brittany on Steve Harvey FM. Brittany says,
Speaker 13: when my husband and I married twelve years ago, we
Speaker 13: were both ambitious and hard working. We work out together,
Speaker 13: and we're both excelling in our careers. He was let
Speaker 13: go from his job in twenty twenty, and it was
Speaker 13: a year before he found a new one. His current
Speaker 13: job is practically no room for advancement and he earns
Speaker 13: a fraction of what he did before. Meanwhile, I've been
Speaker 13: steadily moving up at my company. To top this off,
Speaker 13: my husband has lost motivation to do anything outside of work.
Speaker 13: He used to have hobbies and like to work out,
Speaker 13: but now he just scrolls the internet in a spare
Speaker 13: time and doesn't do much else. I've tried discussing my
Speaker 13: feelings with him, but it hasn't led to any change.
Speaker 13: I don't want to nag, but I'm at my wits end.
Speaker 13: How can I either come to terms with this situation
Speaker 13: or motivate my husband to make some positive changes.
Speaker 2: His communication is the key to all relationships. It's the
Speaker 2: only thing that's going to keep it alive. Because what
Speaker 2: you have to do is because what happens is people change.
Speaker 2: You two are not the same people that got married.
Speaker 2: And so if you don't recognize the changes what you
Speaker 2: now seeing, but you're not discussing the changes and now
Speaker 2: how to adapt to the changes you have what you
Speaker 2: now have as all proper because now he's not communicating
Speaker 2: and you want something from him that he's not giving you,
Speaker 2: and you don't know how to get it from me.
Speaker 2: But he may have something he wants from you that
Speaker 2: he's not getting it. He don't know how to get
Speaker 2: it from you because he ain't talking to you. Communication
Speaker 2: is key. Is the only thing you can do is
Speaker 2: sit down and have this conversation. That is the only way.
Speaker 2: That is the only way. There ain't no trick to this.
Speaker 2: To say, no secret, sauce, y'all got to talk.
Speaker 4: Two people who are real quiet, got a whole lot
Speaker 4: to say.
Speaker 2: Trust me, I'm sorry.
Speaker 4: I shouldn't have said I that was Thomas, my house,
Speaker 4: my fan.
Speaker 13: Yeah, okay, all right, yeah, okay, we'll have.
Speaker 4: For another one.
Speaker 1: Steve, this is from.
Speaker 13: This is from kJ and Steve Harvey FM. kJ says,
Speaker 13: over the weekend, my wife and I had some friends
Speaker 13: over and I overheard the ladies talking about vacation wishes.
Speaker 13: My wife's friend started talking about wanting to go to Dubai,
Speaker 13: and my wife was like, yes, me too, So I
Speaker 13: took the queue and booked us for a trip to
Speaker 13: Dubai in the spring. My wife was so happy until
Speaker 13: she told her friend. Now they're not speaking to each
Speaker 13: other because my wife has been accused of stealing the vacation.
Speaker 13: Last I checked, Dubai was still there. Is there any
Speaker 13: way to get them to squash their beef and get
Speaker 13: these two talking again?
Speaker 1: What?
Speaker 5: What?
Speaker 2: What have I steal a vacation? Dubai is open to
Speaker 2: the public. I can pretty much tell you which city's
Speaker 2: image flies out of. I know you can get them
Speaker 2: out of New York. I know you can get it
Speaker 2: out of DC. You can also fly out of Chicago
Speaker 2: directly to Dubai, and Houston has a flight, and so
Speaker 2: this Los Angeles. Miami also has a flight on IMORHAGE,
Speaker 2: so you can go Miami. You cannot fly out of Atlanta, Charlotte, Nope, nope, nope,
Speaker 2: you can go to New York. I think image flies
Speaker 2: to see if not I know Abu Dhabi, does I
Speaker 2: mean at the hort and uh, Chicago, l A and Houston.
Speaker 2: Now your friend hating because you done beat her to
Speaker 2: the punch. But your husband did that. You ain't stole
Speaker 2: no trip? How are you still a trip?
Speaker 4: Well?
Speaker 1: Is the husband that's writing he wants to help me?
Speaker 1: I'm happy?
Speaker 2: Yeah, then what you ought to do is you ought
Speaker 2: to just call her girlfriend and say, hey, listen, I
Speaker 2: want you to know. It wasn't really Joanne's fault. It
Speaker 2: was my fault. I heard y'all talking about it, and
Speaker 2: I was surprised her with the trip, So it's really
Speaker 2: on me. She didn't even know. She's happy. But why
Speaker 2: don't you and your broke ass husband join.
Speaker 1: Us to say that though? To her friend?
Speaker 2: What a hater?
Speaker 1: Yeah? One more time? Why don't you what, Steve?
Speaker 2: Why don't you and your broke ass husband?
Speaker 10: I mean, oh.
Speaker 1: All right, thank you. We got more of the Steve.
Speaker 13: Harvey Morning Show coming up at twenty minutes after right
Speaker 13: after this, you're listening.
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Speaker 1: Okay, here we go again with this question?
Speaker 13: What is wrong with the friendly skies and aircraft flying?
Speaker 9: From?
Speaker 4: Here?
Speaker 5: We go again?
Speaker 6: Right?
Speaker 13: An aircraft flying from Tokyo to Seattle, Washington, reportedly had
Speaker 13: to fly back to Japan on Tuesday after an intoxicated
Speaker 13: passenger bit a crew member. A heavily drunk fifty five
Speaker 13: year old male passenger a bit a crew member's arm.
Speaker 13: The female crew members sustained minor injuries from the attack,
Speaker 13: and after landing back in Tokyo, the passenger said he
Speaker 13: doesn't recall his actions and has turned and was turned
Speaker 13: over to the local authorities. Sooper, what do you mean
Speaker 13: you don't recall biting me? So what would you guys
Speaker 13: have have done if you were on this flight and
Speaker 13: some drunk guy bit you.
Speaker 4: I'm beating it there, That's what I'm beating.
Speaker 2: A long flight for him. It's hard to get on
Speaker 2: the plane. You ain't bite me.
Speaker 4: I got the drop that oygen your mask down. They're
Speaker 4: gonna need your math. You're gonna need to breathe.
Speaker 1: How drunk was he?
Speaker 4: Damn drunk?
Speaker 1: People tell rot you and you don't remember it.
Speaker 2: You're just not biting me.
Speaker 4: Pardon if you?
Speaker 2: I mean I'm saying I can't get bit. You can
Speaker 2: bite me, but you won't be using the whose teeth
Speaker 2: umping to you? Everything on that plane.
Speaker 13: At thirty three minutes after the hour, we'll play around it.
Speaker 13: Would you rather right after this you're listening.
Speaker 9: Morning show?
Speaker 13: It is time now for a round it. Would you
Speaker 13: rather would you rather ski down a tall mountain or
Speaker 13: would you rather go snow tubing on a steep small hill?
Speaker 12: That?
Speaker 2: Uh huh do what show?
Speaker 4: What step? Steep small hill? I'm gonna take the steep
Speaker 4: small Hell yeah, I just I don't think. I don't
Speaker 4: think I'm good. Have you before?
Speaker 8: Seed?
Speaker 2: No snowboard?
Speaker 4: All right? Okay, all right?
Speaker 13: Would you rather sleep with your cousin or would you
Speaker 13: rather sleep with your ex?
Speaker 4: What is we doing?
Speaker 6: Wow?
Speaker 2: Are we doing that?
Speaker 4: Wow? Your options?
Speaker 5: Cousin.
Speaker 4: I used to like you back in the day.
Speaker 5: Come on.
Speaker 1: A cousin, all right, your cousin or your ex?
Speaker 4: You're going with your Okay?
Speaker 1: See yeah, yeah you're talking about now, it's just would
Speaker 1: you rather just whatever?
Speaker 2: Forty years ago I felt so different around one of
Speaker 2: my cousins outstanding but not any more flood.
Speaker 4: But your extoll dog. You gotta make it to sei
Speaker 4: that that a your you don't have you known?
Speaker 2: You're not talking about you just talking about sleep with him,
Speaker 2: not sexual.
Speaker 13: Yeah, Well the question is would you rather sleep with
Speaker 13: your cousin or your ex?
Speaker 2: That's sex?
Speaker 5: So you know it?
Speaker 15: Then?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Yeah, So what's the answer cousin, man, I gotta go
Speaker 1: back today.
Speaker 2: I hate that. I'm just gonna have to go on
Speaker 2: and tell y'all he's just gonna have to We're gonna
Speaker 2: have to strongly consider suicide at this point.
Speaker 1: Okay, see, moving on.
Speaker 2: No one have to consider suicide at this point because
Speaker 2: I ain't gonna be live with myself either way.
Speaker 13: Would you rather your boss saw your nude pictures or
Speaker 13: your Instagram followers?
Speaker 1: Which one?
Speaker 4: Oh? I read my boss. That's Steve. I'll give damn.
Speaker 1: Oh, Steve is your boss.
Speaker 2: I ain't got no boss, so.
Speaker 4: Jesus I could go down there.
Speaker 2: Wait a minute, I show him to Julie Tabot.
Speaker 9: Yes, Julie.
Speaker 4: Hey, Tommy, ain't open your boss time. You have to
Speaker 4: you to open.
Speaker 2: Oh I'm not doing that.
Speaker 1: Oh that's right, you're on the own net.
Speaker 4: Well, hell on social media. Don't see it anyway.
Speaker 1: All right, that's today's rounded. Would you rather?
Speaker 9: Guys?
Speaker 13: Coming up at forty nine minutes after the hour, our
Speaker 13: last break of the day, and we'll get some closing
Speaker 13: remarks from the one and only, the Man, the myth,
Speaker 13: and the Legend, Steve Harvey. Right after this, you're listening
Speaker 13: Morning Show all right, guys, here we are last break
Speaker 13: of the day. It is time for some see we
Speaker 13: have some phone call left over. This is from Martin
Speaker 13: and Georgia.
Speaker 4: Let's go oh the Lloyds.
Speaker 16: Good morning, Steve, Happy birthday, to your happy birthday.
Speaker 12: I wish you good health.
Speaker 17: B thirdy.
Speaker 2: I just love listening to you every morning.
Speaker 16: My name is Martin.
Speaker 17: I'm calling from act for Georgia.
Speaker 15: I just love to wish you a happy birthday.
Speaker 2: And me more to come.
Speaker 1: All right, go Capricorn.
Speaker 15: Mine was January.
Speaker 17: Third, so you know, keep it going and I love
Speaker 17: you all.
Speaker 15: Have a great Okay, bye buying.
Speaker 2: Thank you Dollard. It was real warm. I like that
Speaker 2: sweet Yeah, thank you, miss Martine.
Speaker 13: And before we get out of here, Twanda and Long Beach.
Speaker 13: Steve needs some advice. She says, my husband is not
Speaker 13: used to nice things, so I try to buy him
Speaker 13: quality clothing and underwear. I want him to buy nicer things,
Speaker 13: but he says everything he likes costs too much. How
Speaker 13: can he be fashionable and fly without breaking the bank?
Speaker 13: I think this is a question for Blue Cheese Blue too.
Speaker 9: Well.
Speaker 2: You know you can be fashionall than fly without breaking
Speaker 2: the bank. But you're gonna have, you're gonna shop different now.
Speaker 2: I ain't been TJ Max in a long time. You know,
Speaker 2: I ain't been to Marshalls in a long time. I
Speaker 2: ain't been to the Burlington coat factory.
Speaker 4: You know.
Speaker 2: I ain't been down to K and G. But these
Speaker 2: are places you can go and find some quality stuff
Speaker 2: without and get it at a discount. That's what you
Speaker 2: got to do. The name of the game is fake
Speaker 2: it till you make it. Come on, Oh, I was
Speaker 2: all well experted that my first comedy outfit, the whole
Speaker 2: outfit shoes included with twenty two dollars Value City. I'll
Speaker 2: never forget that outfit. Twenty two dollars the whole thing,
Speaker 2: corduroy pants, a shirt or undershirt, and some shoes twenty
Speaker 2: two dollars the whole thing. I got shoes at eight dollars.
Speaker 2: They looked like little bowling shoes. I got them for
Speaker 2: eight dollars. Caught the pants and the two shirts on
Speaker 2: Sailing Boy, I was out there clean his hair. Fake
Speaker 2: it till you make it. I had another Saturday night
Speaker 2: shirt that I got from TJ Max. It was red,
Speaker 2: short sleeve, had a shimo on it that had flecks
Speaker 2: in it, a little shiny flex. That was my Saturday
Speaker 2: night outfit.
Speaker 13: Wow.
Speaker 2: Then I got my little paper going and I used
Speaker 2: to buy. I bought a sweatshirt from the Merry Go Round,
Speaker 2: me a pair im pleted pants from Merry Go Round,
Speaker 2: had a belt with the long belt and you tied
Speaker 2: in the front, come on that little nod in and
Speaker 2: had a strap hanging down. But you couldn't tell me
Speaker 2: nothing I had all was cheap.
Speaker 4: Is that the same story.
Speaker 1: Where you bought.
Speaker 13: Huh, sorry for interrupting, but is that the same store
Speaker 13: where you bought those shoes and put them in lay
Speaker 13: away and they were too little by the time.
Speaker 1: You got them out.
Speaker 2: I was in high school when I did that. What
Speaker 2: the only thing I put in lay away when I
Speaker 2: was out on the road was there was a girl
Speaker 2: named Gigi, beautiful chocolate sister down at Birmingham, Alabama. GG
Speaker 2: had a store and I laid away a paylaid leather
Speaker 2: suit eight hundred dollars. Had it in there for damn
Speaker 2: near two years. I ain't gonna lie to hear you
Speaker 2: man on that out fit for me. I finally got
Speaker 2: it out. That's what I did death jail in ohay,
Speaker 2: that leather suit I had on on death jail. I
Speaker 2: came from Birmingham, Alabama. Man had the thing and lay
Speaker 2: away so long. My first chain I ever wore had
Speaker 2: a pineapple on it. One hundred and sixty eight dollars.
Speaker 2: Had that on layaway from a jewelry store in Atlanta
Speaker 2: up there by the Punchline Comedy Club bought me a chain.
Speaker 4: Had that on moving around one hundred and sixty eight dollars.
Speaker 4: So you had to keep.
Speaker 1: How much were you holding on it?
Speaker 4: Intil a long time?
Speaker 2: But I was going to drive back through that. I
Speaker 2: love Vernon hair man, I mean Atlanta. I used to
Speaker 2: come to Atlanta all the time.
Speaker 1: Yeah, how much do you put on your did you
Speaker 1: put on your lay away? At one time?
Speaker 2: Twenty dollars held them shoes? Everybody lay away back. Now
Speaker 2: twenty dollars held them shoes and shoes was hold with
Speaker 2: lettle Wind. No way in hell I could give you
Speaker 2: seventy two at one time, he said, He sent two
Speaker 2: pays US dollars seventy two at one time. Now, law
Speaker 2: wee now yet, junior, So to answer the question is
Speaker 2: fake it till you make hunh said, I'm looking at
Speaker 2: you that dog.
Speaker 4: Dog, Man, I be dog.
Speaker 2: That's why I I'll be sometime. I'd be going, hold up, man,
Speaker 2: you're tripping you all right? Any more questions, Shelby anything?
Speaker 13: Well, you know, it was your birthday, and you know what, Steve,
Speaker 13: I just had to I have to tell you this
Speaker 13: because I've been with you a long time.
Speaker 1: It's not a question as much as a comment. I
Speaker 1: just wanted to tell you that people don't know.
Speaker 13: You know that maybe I have started listening to the
Speaker 13: show later, that you kind of started all of this,
Speaker 13: like comedians and radio and multiple income streams and all
Speaker 13: of that stuff. People weren't doing it like they're doing
Speaker 13: it now. Before you started this, you had your job
Speaker 13: at showtime at the Apollo, You had your radio gig,
Speaker 13: you had your TV show, and you were out doing comedy,
Speaker 13: a stand up comedy. You started this, you know what
Speaker 13: I'm saying. Comedians in LA When we started the radio
Speaker 13: show in La together, there were no other comedians doing
Speaker 13: radio until.
Speaker 1: After you started, you know. So I just wanted to
Speaker 1: give you your props on that. A lot of people
Speaker 1: don't know that.
Speaker 2: And they they got a Tiro sheltered in Chicago, they
Speaker 2: got Tony on these radio shows they put. They went
Speaker 2: and got Sitting Bad. They went and got George Lopez,
Speaker 2: they went and got George Wallace. They tried everything. Man,
Speaker 2: after I showed them that I could do it. But
Speaker 2: they thought they could just plug in a comedian. It's
Speaker 2: not how it works. You have to care about the craft.
Speaker 2: I love radio. That's what's made us successful. Hell I mean, hey, y'all,
Speaker 2: y'all have a great day. Talk to God. He'd love
Speaker 2: to hear from you. God will and we'll see y'all
Speaker 2: the moss take.
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