Speaker 1: All right, you're gonna need a new song to pregame
Speaker 1: two this weekend.
Speaker 2: Everybody that you need a new one?
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, that one coming for you, Jeff's song of
Speaker 1: the week.
Speaker 3: Yeah, you'll hear it later in the show and then
Speaker 3: you should use it this weekend. Okay, you may want
Speaker 3: to listen to it after you drink, but yeah, whatever
Speaker 3: you say, Alexis.
Speaker 2: The podcast starts now.
Speaker 4: It's Brook and Jeffrey in the morning. And every day
Speaker 4: before we start this show, we come into work and
Speaker 4: scour the internet to find what's going on in the
Speaker 4: world right now, what are people talking about? And once
Speaker 4: we score past all like the really sad and depressing
Speaker 4: stuff that's usually at the very top of the list.
Speaker 4: That usually takes a lot of times, we come across
Speaker 4: these strange hypothetical questions that are circuling around right.
Speaker 2: Like is a hot dog of sandwich?
Speaker 4: Things like that? Yeah, Or like, let's say you got
Speaker 4: five hundred grand for every year of life you gave up,
Speaker 4: how many years would you sacrifice? We did that one
Speaker 4: on the show was interesting. Or let's say you developed
Speaker 4: gills overnight, which body of water would you want to
Speaker 4: spend the rest of your life in? Just totally realistic
Speaker 4: things that could totally happen. So you definitely need to
Speaker 4: prepare yourself just in case. And when a girl's like
Speaker 4: if I was a lamp, would you love me? We
Speaker 4: came across another doozy that everybody is talking about online
Speaker 4: right now. It is because a poll asked if you
Speaker 4: got in a time machine and randomly woke up tomorrow
Speaker 4: in the year nineteen twenty four. Okay, one hundred years ago,
Speaker 4: what would be your top priority? Runs Racist NamUs Jose runs.
Speaker 2: Okay, You're not welcome.
Speaker 4: Yeah, that wasn't one of the top answers. I'll say that, right, Sorry,
Speaker 4: Maybe I should be less specific.
Speaker 1: I would want to go to a speakeasy.
Speaker 2: Is that in there? Like a real easy because it's
Speaker 2: during prohibition.
Speaker 4: Right, and sell yourself for money?
Speaker 5: Was it planning on it?
Speaker 2: Jeffrey? But I mean I don't think I get very much.
Speaker 3: It's like, yeah, I get two dollars back in nineteen
Speaker 3: twenty four.
Speaker 4: That's a lot of money.
Speaker 2: Yeah, but how am I gonna bring it back here?
Speaker 2: It may like make it at anything.
Speaker 4: Well, I'll tell you. There were two main answers. The
Speaker 4: top response was forty four percent of people would immediately
Speaker 4: try to find their way back to the modern age. Yeah,
Speaker 4: like you're like, I don't want to be here.
Speaker 3: I mean, to Jose's point, unless you're a white man,
Speaker 3: you're not You're not doing well in nineteen twenty four.
Speaker 4: Thriving necessary, forty one percent would use their modern knowledge
Speaker 4: and skills to stay and get super rich.
Speaker 6: You know, I have thought it.
Speaker 4: All you do is investing in something called Apple that
Speaker 4: hasn't been invented yet.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I'm really glad that they asked this question and
Speaker 4: we could get out all the really important answers. The
Speaker 4: good news is one hundred years ago radio was still
Speaker 4: in its prime. Ah. Yeah, So I'd keep my same
Speaker 4: job and introduce the entire world to our shock color
Speaker 4: question of the day.
Speaker 3: If we have a line of dancing girls in studio too,
Speaker 3: for no reason, it would have.
Speaker 4: Been a better show.
Speaker 5: Yeah, it would have been.
Speaker 4: But instand we're just gonna send it over to digital
Speaker 4: Jake for our trivia. What do we got? Jake?
Speaker 5: Company logos these days are honestly, they're pretty. Yeah, everything's
Speaker 5: so sleek and some shiny and minimalist. Back in the day,
Speaker 5: the Starbucks Mermaid used to have her Venti cups out
Speaker 5: for the whole world to see. Gosh she did. Then
Speaker 5: the Redhead from Ren Wendy's she would chain smoke cigarettes
Speaker 5: on TV. And I'm pretty sure Ferrari's horse emblem used
Speaker 5: to be anatomically correct.
Speaker 4: Fun.
Speaker 5: Times have changed, and while those images have adapted to
Speaker 5: fit our new world, others are so iconic they stick
Speaker 5: out in your brains forever.
Speaker 2: Interesting.
Speaker 5: So today we're gonna test your knowledge of the twenty
Speaker 5: most iconic company logos of all time in another round
Speaker 5: of plenty of twenty. Now, remember, if you get the
Speaker 5: number one answer, you'll hear this sound, meaning you've earned
Speaker 5: a silver safe that can protect you in the event
Speaker 5: of a wrong answer. And today we're gonna start with
Speaker 5: Jeffrey Oh, the twenty most iconic company logos. Jeff give
Speaker 5: me your guests.
Speaker 4: Okay, let's go with like the most popular company in
Speaker 4: the world right now, Apple, the Apple logo Apple.
Speaker 6: Number one.
Speaker 5: Jeffrey, You've earned the silver saves in your back pocket.
Speaker 4: Now I'm not gonna need it, but thank you.
Speaker 5: Let's move over to Alexis Oh.
Speaker 1: I gotta take the easy one. I see every day
Speaker 1: the Starbucks one.
Speaker 5: Starbucks good. Yeah, it's number five on the list. Number
Speaker 5: one and number five are off. Now we're over to
Speaker 5: Jose McDonald's Donald number two on the list. All right,
Speaker 5: you guys are hitting at the very top. Brook it's
Speaker 5: your turn.
Speaker 2: I'm just gonna do it, and I'm gonna say Nike.
Speaker 5: Oh my, Nike is number four on the list. That's
Speaker 5: four of the top five, and our first four guests
Speaker 5: is only number three remains from the top five.
Speaker 4: We're back to Jeffrey. I really have to put myself
Speaker 4: in other people's shoes for this because where I live,
Speaker 4: the main logo I see is upside down pineapples.
Speaker 1: But I don't I think that's the logo my friends.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I don't think it's gonna be in the top
Speaker 4: twenty though. Let me go with popular car one the
Speaker 4: Mercedes logo.
Speaker 5: Oh yeah, the Mercedes Benz It's number twelve on the last. Okay,
Speaker 5: Jeffrey safe and has a silver save. We're over to Alexis.
Speaker 1: I kind of want to go again in my life.
Speaker 1: A package I get every day like.
Speaker 5: Amazon Amazons number nine on the West. Alexis is still saved,
Speaker 5: a number three still on the board. If you can
Speaker 5: get it.
Speaker 4: I think I know number three, aiming for number three. Specifically,
Speaker 4: I'm gonna say Coca Cola.
Speaker 5: Coca Cola was number three. Bonus point, no bonus points,
Speaker 5: no yourself point. Okay, baby, all right, Brook, the entire
Speaker 5: top five is gone, as well as number twelve and
Speaker 5: number nine. You're still up.
Speaker 2: Getting more tricky here.
Speaker 3: I think I'm gonna name another car and I'm gonna
Speaker 3: say Volkswagon.
Speaker 5: Volkswagon is not in the top twenty most iconic.
Speaker 4: Logos, like all the companies.
Speaker 5: I'm sorry, Brook, that's not on there. We're back over
Speaker 5: to Jeffrey.
Speaker 4: I'm gonna piggyback off of Jose and do another soft drink, Pepsi.
Speaker 5: Pepsi number eleven on the list. On there, it's your turn.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna have piggy piggyback off no Way, because he.
Speaker 5: Said Subway did not make the top twenty of logos.
Speaker 5: No Jose, Jeffrey has his silver saved, which means you
Speaker 5: have to get this right to stay alive. Okay, I'm
Speaker 5: choosing between Uber.
Speaker 4: Or You can't provide two answers, you gotta get one.
Speaker 5: I'm gonna go Uber, Jose said, Uber not in the
Speaker 5: top twenty logos of all time. I'm sorry, so, Jeffrey,
Speaker 5: you win today.
Speaker 4: Talk about my next was gonna be Disney.
Speaker 5: Disney number thirteen.
Speaker 2: On the guest M and MS is that on this
Speaker 2: and did.
Speaker 5: Not make the list. I'll tell you the list, guys.
Speaker 5: Number six was Google, seven was Facebook, Jose, number eight
Speaker 5: was Adidas. You would have been saved there, you guys
Speaker 5: also miss number ten YouTube, Jeffrey said, Disney. Eventually Toyota, Ford, Twitter.
Speaker 5: This survey must have been taken before Instagram, Windows and
Speaker 5: then Nissan and BMW rounded out the car logo. But
Speaker 5: you know what that waslenty of twenty Famous company logo Edition.
Speaker 2: Nissan. Isn't it just the name Nissan Google?
Speaker 4: It doesn't just like, well, we don't have to shame
Speaker 4: the companies for their logos today. We just try and
Speaker 4: they name them. But I won the match.
Speaker 2: I won it.
Speaker 4: I won, so you get to cheat. You need my
Speaker 4: silver say, I'm gonna hold on to that for next round,
Speaker 4: does it? I'm calling in. I'm holding it and we're
Speaker 4: gonna have Jose because you were my closest competition, saying
Speaker 4: somebody wanted to hear Sweet Escape by Gwen's to Fani
Speaker 4: if I could escape and recreate a place is my
Speaker 4: own world and I could be your favorite girl, I'll
Speaker 4: darn it. Oh there it is. That's your shock collar
Speaker 4: question the other day for Brooke and Jeffrey in the Morning,
Speaker 4: which is a great logo that you can find on
Speaker 4: our website, Brook and Jeffrey dot com.
Speaker 6: Go check it out, Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning.
Speaker 4: Remember when you were a kid and the classic money
Speaker 4: goal was when I grow up, I want to have
Speaker 4: a million dollars. Yeah. Well, good news because a new
Speaker 4: survey just found the average fifty year old has a
Speaker 4: net worth of one point one to one point four
Speaker 4: million bucks. The average well, although to be fair, that
Speaker 4: average is heavily skewed by the ultra rich. A Brook
Speaker 4: ruining it for everybody.
Speaker 2: Why are they letting rich people in on polls? You
Speaker 2: know what I mean? Like the one.
Speaker 3: Percentage just shouldn't be allowed to take out your yes exactly.
Speaker 4: To be clear, the majority of people do not have
Speaker 4: a million dollars in the bank by the time they're fifty. Actually,
Speaker 4: the majority can barely afford to keep their Disney Plus subscription.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm gonna say the majority are living paycheck to paycheck.
Speaker 4: The real average for fifty year olds is about three
Speaker 4: hundred grand, which that includes the properties you own and
Speaker 4: retirement accounts. For a one case, that's your total memor
Speaker 4: or for brook any orphanages you purchased and shut down
Speaker 4: for the tax breaks.
Speaker 3: It means that we're all working till ninety five years old,
Speaker 3: is what I'm hearing.
Speaker 4: So, since having a million dollars isn't quite what it
Speaker 4: used to be, there was a new survey that asked
Speaker 4: people what number they would need to reach now in
Speaker 4: order to say, Okay, I think I have made it
Speaker 4: financially in my life. I'm happy.
Speaker 2: And we're asking adults not kids this time, right, Yeah, this.
Speaker 4: Is average people. The average person says they would feel
Speaker 4: successful if from a money standpoint, huh, if they made
Speaker 4: ninety four thousand dollars a year, okay, one.
Speaker 1: Hundred well, okay, gave to the triple.
Speaker 4: Yeah, this is like who you would want to date, Alexis.
Speaker 4: This is like people feeling successful on their own.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 4: So, any kids listening, remember if you want to feel
Speaker 4: like a winner, don't.
Speaker 1: Go into radio.
Speaker 4: We're gonna do laser stories right after this. It's the
Speaker 4: radio segment that's taking the stress out of your bathroom
Speaker 4: duties with a new invention, the toilet paper drone. Not
Speaker 4: only does it hold the role, it'll even fly down
Speaker 4: and wipe for you. Just whatever you do, don't press
Speaker 4: the giant red button in the middle of the country.
Speaker 4: It's Laser Stories, their segment where we read weird news
Speaker 4: stories around the glove, just like everyone else does, except
Speaker 4: we've got a laser. These other tutor scooters just dun't
Speaker 4: this first Laser Stories out of Toronto, twenty eight year
Speaker 4: olds Dewey Senior answered an ad for an iPhone fifteen
Speaker 4: on Facebook marketplace and set up a meeting for the transaction,
Speaker 4: not knowing that it was all a scam.
Speaker 2: And I know, I'm always so trusting too.
Speaker 3: I'm like, sure, I'll meet you in a dark parking
Speaker 3: lot and one in the morning.
Speaker 4: Yeah, for like a fraction of the price of a
Speaker 4: real iPhone. But do we met this guy? And after
Speaker 4: exchanging pleasantries, he decided it all seemed good, so gave
Speaker 4: the con man nine hundred dollars cash.
Speaker 2: Okay.
Speaker 4: Right after that he realized the phone didn't work. Oh oh,
Speaker 4: went and tried to get his money back, but the
Speaker 4: thief made a run for it with the cash.
Speaker 2: We were going to play that sound what issue?
Speaker 4: Though? It's pretty cold out, so while the crook was
Speaker 4: attempting to sprint away, he slipped on some ice and
Speaker 4: the cash flew out of his hands.
Speaker 1: My god, my cartoons sounded.
Speaker 2: I really doesn't.
Speaker 1: Sorry, that's what I too.
Speaker 4: It's like we're watching Looney Tunes right now.
Speaker 3: Totally.
Speaker 4: Dewey ran over to collect the money and wouldn't wouldn't
Speaker 4: you know it? The scammer got back upon his feet
Speaker 4: and assaulted him who before running off again?
Speaker 2: Did he get his money? Though?
Speaker 4: In the end he got back almost all of his
Speaker 4: money and was not injured. Afterwards, Dewey told the police
Speaker 4: that he learned his lesson. The next time he tries
Speaker 4: to buy a phone off the internet, he is not
Speaker 4: using Facebook marketplace, only Craigslist, the reliable one. At least.
Speaker 2: You know what you're getting with Craigslist.
Speaker 4: Yeah, get a lot more than just a phone.
Speaker 5: With that interaction.
Speaker 4: This next laser story is out of Guinness headquarters halfway
Speaker 4: through January. We've already got our first massive scandal. Really,
Speaker 4: the record for world's oldest dog might be totally bogus. No,
Speaker 4: I say that, and I say might be because last
Speaker 4: year Guinness certified that a dog in Portugal named Bobie
Speaker 4: was over thirty, making him get oldest dog ever to
Speaker 4: be alive. It was human thirty Yeah, third, thirty four years.
Speaker 2: I want my dog to live to thirty?
Speaker 1: Is that a possibility?
Speaker 4: The games of fetch would just be so boring?
Speaker 2: She doesn't like fetch anyway.
Speaker 4: You don't want to do that for thirty more years.
Speaker 6: I do.
Speaker 4: Sadly, Bobi is not around anymore. But before that happened,
Speaker 4: his owner had a vet submit documentation that Bobie was
Speaker 4: born May nineteen ninety two, meaning he lived for thirty
Speaker 4: one years.
Speaker 3: Oh that means I would have had a dog from
Speaker 3: sixth grade till now.
Speaker 1: That's crazy.
Speaker 4: He was a type of livestock guardian dog that usually
Speaker 4: lives twelve to fourteen years, so thirty one would be
Speaker 4: more than twice that. Yeah, and that seemed a little unbelievable.
Speaker 4: That is weird, especially when photos of Bobie emerged from
Speaker 4: nineteen ninety nine showing a dog that looked like him
Speaker 4: but with slightly different colored paws. So a council member
Speaker 4: at the Royal College of Veterinary Surgeons in England was intensely.
Speaker 4: They were pretty blunt when asked about it, saying, quote,
Speaker 4: not a single one of my colleagues believes Bobi was
Speaker 4: actually thirty one. Guinness put out a statement saying a
Speaker 4: formal review is underway and if Bobie's record does get nullified,
Speaker 4: it'd go back to an Australian cattle dog named Bluey.
Speaker 4: She was born in nineteen ten and lived to be
Speaker 4: twenty nine and a half. That was the year you
Speaker 4: were born, Brookes.
Speaker 3: It just dawned on me, what if the guy actually
Speaker 3: believes his dog was that old.
Speaker 2: Because his parents like switched it out to be like
Speaker 2: twelve or ten or something when he has it dogs.
Speaker 5: No, he's lying, No, Yah does so smart.
Speaker 4: Don't call him a stupid idiot. Listen, let's go to
Speaker 4: your next lazer story. Out of Food News. Yes, Taco
Speaker 4: Bell just announced its first ever serial.
Speaker 5: What the heck?
Speaker 4: I saw this headline and immediately thought, maybe tiny little
Speaker 4: tacos and milk might be.
Speaker 3: No, that's it, well, just milk and any Mexican food.
Speaker 2: Doesn't it work for me?
Speaker 4: Sadly, or maybe thankfully it's not little tiny tacos. It's
Speaker 4: actually a breakfast take on their cinnamon twist dessert option.
Speaker 5: They're not traditional urals.
Speaker 4: Good Taco Bell fans in a handful of cities, we'll
Speaker 4: get to try it this week. They're not selling it
Speaker 4: in stores, are online, not for now. Instead, they're partnering
Speaker 4: with Uber Eats and giving away boxes for free.
Speaker 2: I'd be so nervous.
Speaker 3: I was an Uber Eats driver that I was gonna get, like,
Speaker 3: you know, held up just for those boxes.
Speaker 1: Your Taco Bell before.
Speaker 5: You get you know, I am recording everything.
Speaker 4: Between now and Monday. People in New York, l A, Chicago, Miami, Dallas,
Speaker 4: and Atlanta, I can get a box of cinnamon twists
Speaker 4: if they use Uber Eats to order Taco Bell breakfast
Speaker 4: before eleven. AM okay.
Speaker 2: So if they're in a bad place in life.
Speaker 4: For everyone else, here's the actual advice Taco Bell gave.
Speaker 4: They say, just order some normal cinnamon twist, crush them
Speaker 4: up and add milk.
Speaker 3: Ah.
Speaker 4: So yeah, it sounds like they put a whole lot
Speaker 4: of work into making up this cereal. Good job, Taco Bell.
Speaker 2: Right, don't spend the six dollars.
Speaker 4: This next laser story is out of TV trends. Try
Speaker 4: not to be too excited for this, but a Chucky
Speaker 4: Cheese game show is in the works where duos of
Speaker 4: big kids, you know, people over us over the agat.
Speaker 2: Yeah that's us.
Speaker 4: We can compete in supersized arcade games.
Speaker 1: I don't know, but it sounds cool.
Speaker 4: It'll include things like pinball, air hockey, ski ball, and
Speaker 4: the human claw.
Speaker 6: I've seen that.
Speaker 4: Have you guys ever seen that when they actually want
Speaker 4: you in a giant thing and then they lower you down.
Speaker 2: I get it on TikTok or something. Maybe it's in Japan.
Speaker 4: That in real life, but yeah, TikTok. So the play
Speaker 4: games like that, and the pair who earns the most
Speaker 4: tickets we'll get to exchange them for prizes off a
Speaker 4: massive version of the Chuck E Cheese prize wall. So
Speaker 4: it's still pretty early on. No word yet on a
Speaker 4: network or a premiere day. But the good news is
Speaker 4: it's being done by the same guys behind shows like
Speaker 4: Top Chef and Nailed It.
Speaker 2: Oh cool, So it'll be done by day, so pretty.
Speaker 4: High quality stuff. I wonder if this guy got his
Speaker 4: own show, like we know it would be some type
Speaker 4: of reality dating program. I wonder what it would be
Speaker 4: called maybe shoe swap text in your idea seven nine.
Speaker 4: We gotta get this off the ground. That's how means
Speaker 4: Laser Stories has come to an end for the day.
Speaker 4: We'll do it again, same time on Monday.
Speaker 6: Freaking Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 4: Having an affair is usually a bad idea.
Speaker 2: I think I would go with always.
Speaker 4: With Rose and Jack on the Titanic, that was a
Speaker 4: pretty good one.
Speaker 2: I guess she was engaged. Yeah, that guy saw.
Speaker 4: But the thing is, if you're gonna have one, probably
Speaker 4: the worst person to do that with is your boss's wife.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, but you have something planned that you just
Speaker 2: tell us about.
Speaker 4: No, no, no, somebody else went there and karma came
Speaker 4: back to them when their situation got exposed to the
Speaker 4: entire company in the most public, worst way imaginable. You're
Speaker 4: gonna hear how And that's just one of the crazy
Speaker 4: stories that came out of a new survey from people
Speaker 4: sharing the most scandalous things that ever happened at their workplace.
Speaker 4: We're gonna do it coming up. It's Brook and Jeffrey
Speaker 4: in the morning, and at this job, we are no
Speaker 4: strangers to workplace scandals. We have seen it all. We've
Speaker 4: seen office romances between Brooke and ninety percent of our
Speaker 4: promotions team members. We've seen those secret office babies that
Speaker 4: Brooks tried to adopt away from members of our sales staff,
Speaker 4: saying quote, let's be honest, I can give that baby
Speaker 4: a better lefe than you can.
Speaker 2: Wait at the center of all the drama, not.
Speaker 4: This one secret office crickets that escaped from Josees diaper, yes,
Speaker 4: and got into the studio soundboard and created a nest
Speaker 4: in there.
Speaker 2: Thanks guys, that was the only real one. The other
Speaker 2: ones are. I mean, I did date one promotions guy.
Speaker 4: Yeah, up with others, whatever you want to call it.
Speaker 4: But what's the most scandalous thing you've ever seen happen
Speaker 4: at a place that you've worked. That's exactly what a
Speaker 4: new online poll asked to thousands of people. A few
Speaker 4: of them are so bad that they're gonna make our
Speaker 4: office look like a frickin nunnery. So let's get into
Speaker 4: some of these highlights. Number seven, at a hospital, a
Speaker 4: married doctor and married nurse were having a secret affair.
Speaker 3: Dude, I bet this happens all the time those hospital
Speaker 3: the hospital drama, and.
Speaker 4: Nobody knew about it until the doctor got mulled by
Speaker 4: a bear on a rafting trip, and the nurse was
Speaker 4: on that rafting trip with him and saved his life.
Speaker 4: So that's how the word got out that they were
Speaker 4: secretly together.
Speaker 1: Are you happy your husband's alive?
Speaker 2: Were you still angry about it?
Speaker 4: But I would have loved to see them try and
Speaker 4: like make an excuse to get out of it though. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 4: what do you say, I just happened to be on
Speaker 4: a hike.
Speaker 2: What a nurse?
Speaker 4: Yeah, you know, good for her. I wonder if they're
Speaker 4: still together. Number six, a woman chose to bring her
Speaker 4: daughter into work. Then the next day a coworker came
Speaker 4: up to the mom and said, hey, you can't bring
Speaker 4: your daughter to work here anymore. I'm legally not allowed
Speaker 4: to be around children. Who it was the first time
Speaker 4: anybody in the office had heard about that. Oh gosh, see,
Speaker 4: I've never thought of it.
Speaker 1: I mean, I appreciate his honesty. Yeah. No. Do they
Speaker 1: check those.
Speaker 2: Type of lists like before you get high?
Speaker 4: Yeah?
Speaker 5: Isn't that well, I'll be giving somebody.
Speaker 4: A second Chancey. It depends on what type of place
Speaker 4: you work too. That's gonna be checking.
Speaker 2: For sounds like that hoping it isn't a daycare.
Speaker 4: We're talking about the most scandalous things that ever happened
Speaker 4: at someone's work according to a new pole. Number five,
Speaker 4: At a newspaper, the big bosses came in and scolded
Speaker 4: the entire staff for spreading a quote baseless rumor that
Speaker 4: one of the managers there was sleeping with the head
Speaker 4: of shipping. A week later, that manager got arrested after
Speaker 4: being caught doing lude as in a car with somebody
Speaker 4: outside of the shipping depot.
Speaker 3: That could bes they're gonna know, Okay, to a room
Speaker 3: of journalists.
Speaker 4: Number four, a disgruntled freelancer who worked for a magazine
Speaker 4: tried to get all the employees to unionize, but they
Speaker 4: didn't really know the staff very well. So we put
Speaker 4: together a big list of phone numbers and called them
Speaker 4: individually to talk about how awful the owner was. The
Speaker 4: problem is, it turned out one of the employees he
Speaker 4: called was the owner's wife, so, needless to say, that
Speaker 4: plan did not end well.
Speaker 3: It's like I hate modern times when women keep their
Speaker 3: own last name.
Speaker 4: These are the most scandalous things that ever happened at
Speaker 4: somebody's workplace. According to a new survey number three, a
Speaker 4: movie theater manager got busted for under charging people who
Speaker 4: paid in cash. So what she would do is she
Speaker 4: would charge them the children's rate and then pocket the rest.
Speaker 2: I mean that's yeah.
Speaker 1: I feel like I have.
Speaker 2: A couple friends that probably had gotten fired for the
Speaker 2: same thing.
Speaker 4: Turns out she'd actually been doing it for years, had
Speaker 4: stolen tens of thousands of dollars from the movie theater
Speaker 4: before anybody caught on.
Speaker 3: Yes, I remember in high school my best friend worked
Speaker 3: at a video rental store and he would just be like.
Speaker 2: Mah, just take it.
Speaker 3: I'm I don't think you can do it, but it feels so
Speaker 3: good to give them free stuff, you know.
Speaker 2: And they won't know. I'm like, you're not gonna end
Speaker 2: up with any movies left in the store. He got fired.
Speaker 4: Everybody did. Everybody have the thing were when they went
Speaker 4: to the movies with their family, your parents would make
Speaker 4: you lie about your age.
Speaker 3: Okay, yeah, I mean that wasn't just the movies. That
Speaker 3: was any theme party restaurant.
Speaker 4: Hey we can free pancakes if you're four.
Speaker 3: Yeah, my mom now wants me to lie and say
Speaker 3: I'm a senior.
Speaker 4: On the other side, luckily, it's pretty believable. The over
Speaker 4: now number two. A manager at a landscaping company was
Speaker 4: having an affair with the owner's wife, who also worked there.
Speaker 4: What kind of goal do you have? You would secretly
Speaker 4: talk dirty to her over phone calls within the office
Speaker 4: until one day his two way radio was keyed on
Speaker 4: and everybody in the company heard the conversation.
Speaker 6: That is kind of hot.
Speaker 4: I know. Those are the scandals that I want to
Speaker 4: happen here. And the number one workplace scandal from this survey,
Speaker 4: someone's boss got upset with the employees and allegedly allegedly
Speaker 4: mixed her own bodily fluids into the company water cooler
Speaker 4: and let everybody on the staff drink from it for
Speaker 4: a week.
Speaker 2: Cool.
Speaker 1: Want to know what bodily fluids?
Speaker 6: It was?
Speaker 1: Nobody noticed for a week.
Speaker 2: Yeah, there's like an odd color to this and a
Speaker 2: weird smell, but we'll drink it anyway.
Speaker 4: Well, one guy's like, m tastes different, tastes better this time.
Speaker 4: So she obviously got fired for that.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and then no one ever could drink water again.
Speaker 7: Yeah.
Speaker 4: Well, they're like put salt in the tap water. And
Speaker 4: then she was hired at our radio station for a
Speaker 4: brief sense, and everything went really well.
Speaker 8: That's why our coffee tastes so bad.
Speaker 4: Text in seventy five nine to tell us about what's
Speaker 4: the most scandalous thing that you remember happening at your workplace.
Speaker 4: We're going to do a phone tap right after.
Speaker 6: This frooking Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 4: We all know one, probably from school, the good looking
Speaker 4: guy who can go out and pick up any woman
Speaker 4: he wants, anytime he wants, anywhere he wants, and doesn't
Speaker 4: even have to try for it.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 4: Well, one of our listeners says he has a buddy
Speaker 4: just like that who makes out with girls at the
Speaker 4: bars all the time, and he thought it would be
Speaker 4: funny if we messed with him about that. So you're
Speaker 4: gonna hear how we do it in your phone tap
Speaker 4: right now. Hello, Hey, is this Doug.
Speaker 9: This is Doug. Can I ask his gone?
Speaker 4: Yeah, So, my name is Sean. Apparently you made out
Speaker 4: with my sister.
Speaker 9: Okay, hang on a second, I'm sorry you said your
Speaker 9: name is Sean.
Speaker 4: Yeah, and my sister's name is Michelle, you know.
Speaker 9: Okay, Can I ask you how you got Did you
Speaker 9: get my number from your sister.
Speaker 4: From the show? Well, because she says, you guys hooked
Speaker 4: up and she's bummed that you're not getting back to her.
Speaker 4: So I said I would call you and see what's
Speaker 4: going on.
Speaker 9: Okay, you're Michelle's brother.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I feel like I said that.
Speaker 9: No, I'm just I'm just you know, I'm a little
Speaker 9: surprised by the by the call or whatever.
Speaker 4: Do you remember her?
Speaker 10: No?
Speaker 9: Absolutely? Yeah, I mean it was cool.
Speaker 4: Listen, man, let me just tell you about her and
Speaker 4: why she's really worth it, because she's super sweet heart
Speaker 4: of gold. Her favorite thing to do is go to
Speaker 4: the zoo and feed the giraffes with the long tongues
Speaker 4: because she feels a kinship because she has a long
Speaker 4: tongue too, which you mean I probably don't have to
Speaker 4: tell you. Wow, do you remember the tongue when shoots
Speaker 4: out and curls? Wait, even has like a little bit
Speaker 4: of a bluish tint to it, like a giraffe.
Speaker 9: Your sister's tongue is blue.
Speaker 4: Yeah, as long as your arm.
Speaker 9: Okay, you don't remember this, I think I would.
Speaker 4: Remember to forget.
Speaker 9: Okay, you know, a Gene Simmons sized tongue and a girl.
Speaker 4: You know what, Just I just need to tell you man,
Speaker 4: she loves you. What even though it's been two years,
Speaker 4: she has not forgotten about that kiss. Wait a minute,
Speaker 4: what at the club?
Speaker 9: Wait, you're talking about something that happened two years ago.
Speaker 4: Yeah, you keep making me repeat myself.
Speaker 9: Here, I as you're talking about like last week.
Speaker 4: She's never kissed anybody before that or after. Oh come on,
Speaker 4: I'm just telling you, come on. So all I'm asking, man,
Speaker 4: gout a guy here is if you could just call
Speaker 4: her because I think she's really a catch. Like just
Speaker 4: the other day, she was walking down the street. Look
Speaker 4: behind her, six dogs were following her.
Speaker 9: Okay, man, how cool is that?
Speaker 6: Yeah?
Speaker 9: That's cool? Like right, I mean no, it sounds kind
Speaker 9: of weird. I'm gonna be honest with you.
Speaker 4: It's what.
Speaker 9: It sounds bizarre to me.
Speaker 4: But we just say somebody that's that connected with animals.
Speaker 4: I mean, you don't want to let a girl like
Speaker 4: that slip away.
Speaker 9: I mean, no offense to your blue tongued sister. She
Speaker 9: sounds like a roll.
Speaker 4: Okay, I got it.
Speaker 9: But I don't remember any of this.
Speaker 4: I have one thing, super clear, it's gonna jog your memory. Okay,
Speaker 4: you may have noticed she does have RCF. She is
Speaker 4: RCS no RCF roller coaster face? What it's for people
Speaker 4: who walk around with their mouth wide open and their
Speaker 4: hair permanently blown straight back like they're going down a
Speaker 4: five hundred foot drop on a roller coaster.
Speaker 9: That doesn't even sound real.
Speaker 4: Google it. You've seen the pictures. Sometimes in the really
Speaker 4: severe cases, their arms are stuck in the straight up position.
Speaker 9: Look, man, okay, I am sorry, but none of this
Speaker 9: is ringing a bell.
Speaker 4: Yeah, she's got a pretty bad case of it. But
Speaker 4: like I said, heart of gold, I bet tongue like
Speaker 4: a giraffe.
Speaker 9: Yeah, some great personality.
Speaker 4: I bet so dogs following her everywhere. It sounds like
Speaker 4: a total sweetheart, and you sounds like a good dude.
Speaker 4: And I actually think it would totally work out between
Speaker 4: you guys if you had another chance with her. And
Speaker 4: that's why I looked up your address. What so, she's
Speaker 4: on the way there right now. Wait a minute, I
Speaker 4: mean that is that cool?
Speaker 9: No, it's not cool.
Speaker 4: I'm not saying she's not bringing the dogs with her.
Speaker 4: It's just going to be her this time.
Speaker 9: Are you sure that you know that a pack of
Speaker 9: straight dolls aren't going to follow her.
Speaker 4: We'll just close the door behind her quickly as soon
Speaker 4: as she comes inside.
Speaker 9: Okay, listen, I'm gonna be honest with you. Got a guy, Okay,
Speaker 9: this sounds like a girl. I would never guess what
Speaker 9: you're talking about. Roller coaster faith. Look man, the long
Speaker 9: blue tongue.
Speaker 4: The other thing I want to tell you, guy to
Speaker 4: guy is if you don't get with my sister, then
Speaker 4: your buddy Dustin's going to do it.
Speaker 9: Okay, what are you talking about.
Speaker 4: I'm talking about your friend Dustin. He listens to a
Speaker 4: radio show called Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning, which
Speaker 4: is a show you're on getting prank phone called oh
Speaker 4: my God, Oh my god, this is a phone tap.
Speaker 9: I was getting ready to run out of my apartment.
Speaker 4: To go feed my sister, I know, with that long
Speaker 4: time Oh my god.
Speaker 6: Wow.
Speaker 9: Ye honestly, I would be mad if I weren't so
Speaker 9: freaking relieved right now.
Speaker 4: You mean, if you weren't so physically attracted to that RCF.
Speaker 9: Yeah, by the way, I'm feeling that one. Yeah, I'm
Speaker 9: definitely using.
Speaker 6: That week up every morning was Foo taps weekday mornings
Speaker 6: on the twenties Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning.
Speaker 4: You've probably heard the saying never order Spaghettian meatballs on
Speaker 4: the first date unless you're one hundred percent sure you're
Speaker 4: going to lady in the trumpet.
Speaker 2: Axception.
Speaker 4: I've actually tried that with a chicken nugget once.
Speaker 2: Really that's it did not.
Speaker 4: Work out as sexy as I thought it would in
Speaker 4: my head. But anyway, look out because there's a brand
Speaker 4: new food item you should absolutely avoid ordering on any
Speaker 4: first date or you're probably gonna instantly turn them off. Fortunately,
Speaker 4: one of our listeners did it, and you're gonna hear
Speaker 4: what that was in your brand new second date update
Speaker 4: right after this second date update. D there's a new
Speaker 4: trend that's happening right now where people online are posting
Speaker 4: dating rapped videos.
Speaker 3: Like you're Spotify rapped, but like, wait, how many matches
Speaker 3: and sore you guys? Yeah?
Speaker 4: Like an end of the year recap of their dating
Speaker 4: life from the past three hundred and sixty five days.
Speaker 2: I feel like that could go really wrong.
Speaker 1: It's like who you swipe on, what you don't like,
Speaker 1: who you know? Yeah, it's just it's a type person, yeah,
Speaker 1: or like.
Speaker 4: The total amount of dates that you tried for the
Speaker 4: past year and you're patting yourself on the back for.
Speaker 2: Getting Okay, it's not about the failure.
Speaker 4: And today's caller, Kelly mentioned in her email that she's
Speaker 4: dated around a lot over the past year, so our
Speaker 4: producer asked if she could give us a dating rap
Speaker 4: for herself.
Speaker 2: All right, so.
Speaker 4: We're gonna hear that in a second. First, Kelly, welcome
Speaker 4: to the show.
Speaker 10: Hi, thank you, thanks for having me.
Speaker 4: Thanks for being on with us. We want to hear
Speaker 4: about what's your dating rap briefly for us?
Speaker 2: If you can't every time you did wrap, I wanted
Speaker 2: to break down.
Speaker 3: Yeah, you don't need to hypo, that's what I wanted,
Speaker 3: just give I can give you a beat if it
Speaker 3: would make the wraps way more for.
Speaker 4: Just a quick breakdown. What was your dating life like
Speaker 4: last year?
Speaker 10: Yeah, that's funny. I wish I could wrap my raps.
Speaker 10: But it was sixteen first dates total, okay, mostly mostly Americans.
Speaker 10: I had two Australians, one Irish guy, one guy who
Speaker 10: I don't know what his action was, but I think
Speaker 10: he may have been homeless also or.
Speaker 1: Just or is that your version homeless?
Speaker 4: Just pick accents from Wow, no judgment, So that's good.
Speaker 4: It sounds like you're keeping your options open. Was there
Speaker 4: anything more? What what did you think about the sixteen
Speaker 4: guys that you were with? That sounds like that, you
Speaker 4: know what I meant? Sixteen guys you met separately during
Speaker 4: the year. How did they go? Yeah?
Speaker 10: You know, like out of the sixteen, six made it
Speaker 10: to a second date.
Speaker 4: Out of the six.
Speaker 10: Only three made it to a third date or more right? Yeah,
Speaker 10: Now all the guys two flat out rejected me right
Speaker 10: after the date. Eight were like mutual ghostings. Three I
Speaker 10: rejected and told them it just wasn't going to work,
Speaker 10: and one blocked me like immediately after the date. But
Speaker 10: I was he was a little suss I think he
Speaker 10: might have been married.
Speaker 4: Oho.
Speaker 2: Oh god, Yeah, nothing you did wrong there? How did
Speaker 2: than go out with them?
Speaker 4: I suppose alexis looking back at her sixteen first dates?
Speaker 4: How would you grade her overall experience?
Speaker 1: It's not like a good but one sixteen for being
Speaker 1: blocked like, that's not bad.
Speaker 2: What sixteen.
Speaker 3: And it wasn't for something she did exactly, that's a
Speaker 3: good aspect.
Speaker 10: I mean, out of the sixteen, I only had to
Speaker 10: pay half on like one of them, and I'm really
Speaker 10: old fashioned and I prefer the guy to pay. That's
Speaker 10: just how my mom and dad taught me.
Speaker 2: Old fashion your cheap. Let's be honest. I mean I
Speaker 2: know both.
Speaker 10: Yeah, just how it was. And I cried over two
Speaker 10: guys last year and ended up with zero.
Speaker 4: And I do make a lot of women cry when
Speaker 4: they listened to the show. Oh yeah, we do. So
Speaker 4: tell me. None of the sixteen guys worked out. But
Speaker 4: now apparently you say there's a new guy and that's
Speaker 4: why you reached out to us.
Speaker 10: Yeah, there's a new guy. I was hopeful. I don't
Speaker 10: know yet. His name is Steve. It was like an
Speaker 10: online match and it was just a casual date. It
Speaker 10: was really like less than a hour, like a forty minute.
Speaker 2: Oh so you went out with them already.
Speaker 10: Yeah, we just got Cuban sandwiches from this little sandwich
Speaker 10: shop and just went to the park and you just
Speaker 10: ate and talked. And we were by this playground with
Speaker 10: kids running around.
Speaker 2: And what kind of significant in some way the playground kid.
Speaker 4: It's a lot of information coming at us. I mean,
Speaker 4: there's sandwiches, there's a park, there's a playground, there's children.
Speaker 4: Does that sound like a good date? First? Like, overall,
Speaker 4: alexis no kids around, no sandwich, sandwich is okay, sandwich
Speaker 4: is okay.
Speaker 1: The playground was empty.
Speaker 3: I play on it, but it's the kid, okay.
Speaker 10: That would be a fun date. That would be No.
Speaker 10: It was really just kind of a lunch date really
Speaker 10: because like the sandwiches are really messy. And at one
Speaker 10: point he was like, you got something on your face
Speaker 10: and I was like, oh, where, and he was like,
Speaker 10: he pointed to like my entire lower half, and he
Speaker 10: was like everywhere under your nose.
Speaker 2: He's paying attention. You know, he's looking at you.
Speaker 1: You have like an I'm not even joking.
Speaker 3: When I met my husband, I didn't realize I carried
Speaker 3: so much food on my face until I met that man.
Speaker 3: And I was like, he always has something to point
Speaker 3: out because no one else before him ever said anything.
Speaker 4: It's much amazing how the women on this show can
Speaker 4: spin anything into a positive for another.
Speaker 1: You heard the odds, Jeff, I don't think that's bad.
Speaker 2: I mean, how'd you guys end it?
Speaker 10: After we ate, we were just kind of like, oh,
Speaker 10: if we had a frisbee, we throw it. But we
Speaker 10: just kind of kind of like picked up a stick
Speaker 10: and was kind of playing with it and then.
Speaker 4: Go get it. Get date.
Speaker 10: I mean I got no, but it got a little awkward.
Speaker 10: You know, I was really hoping he'd say, like, you
Speaker 10: know what, let's grab a drink and proceed to like
Speaker 10: a nighttime thing. And he's so cute. I'm sure he
Speaker 10: gets a lot of attention from women on on the app.
Speaker 2: So well, he doesn't sound very good at a date.
Speaker 2: I mean, he didn't even bring a frisbee. He didn't
Speaker 2: even get the sandwich place. He went to a park.
Speaker 4: Why is the man in trouble for paying for the
Speaker 4: sand which she's the one that date.
Speaker 3: I'm just saying that I don't think he's getting hit
Speaker 3: on as much as she thinks because he is not
Speaker 3: as experienced as he should be, which is.
Speaker 2: A good gride.
Speaker 4: I'm sure it's the man's fault somehow, but let's prove it.
Speaker 4: When we come back. We're gonna call Steve for you
Speaker 4: and try and get you your second date update. Right
Speaker 4: after that. Your name is Steve, you better pick up
Speaker 4: hold on second date update. I feel like in the
Speaker 4: first part we definitely miss something we miss and by
Speaker 4: we I mean Brook.
Speaker 2: Okay, I know that we were going there.
Speaker 4: Brooke was out that even though the guy is the
Speaker 4: one not calling Kelly back. Yes, and Kelly said herself,
Speaker 4: he's very good looking and must get a lot of
Speaker 4: attention on the dating apps. And Kelly's the one that
Speaker 4: had sandwich pieces all over her face. Brook heard all
Speaker 4: of that and says, Nope, the guy is a bad
Speaker 4: date planner. I bet no women want to go out
Speaker 4: with you.
Speaker 2: No.
Speaker 3: No, I didn't say no women. I just said I
Speaker 3: don't think that he's as wanted as she thinks. I'm
Speaker 3: trying to hype her up. Okay, she has something to
Speaker 3: offer on this table, and he is gonna maybe maybe
Speaker 3: he was too intimidated by how awesome she is.
Speaker 1: You know, the sandwich all over her face.
Speaker 3: Listen, I've gotten food on my face. It shouldn't stop anything.
Speaker 4: Okay, but no, actually, yeah, eating politely once one of
Speaker 4: your dates. Try that. But look, the whole thing is
Speaker 4: Kelly really liked the guy that she met up with, Steve.
Speaker 4: They did a casual date in the park with Cuban sandwiches.
Speaker 4: They tossed a stick back and forth. It was a
Speaker 4: great time.
Speaker 2: The stick was a little straight, yeah, yeah, I.
Speaker 4: Mean they weren't sure what else to do. It was
Speaker 4: short though, Yeah, and so now afterwards she's hoping to
Speaker 4: get one more shot with him because he's been kind
Speaker 4: of ghosty.
Speaker 5: Yeah.
Speaker 2: Yeah, have you heard from him at all?
Speaker 6: Kelly? I haven't.
Speaker 10: And now I'm nervous because I was really slobby. Maybe
Speaker 10: I was I grossed him out. I don't know.
Speaker 2: The passion that you had going into that sandwich is
Speaker 2: what it is.
Speaker 4: Understanding. If you could do that to a sandwich, just
Speaker 4: imagine what else you could do.
Speaker 1: That is right, Jeffrey, We are here to hypeer.
Speaker 4: Cups a lot of love a sandwich. Yeah, it's disgusting,
Speaker 4: all right, hold on, that's not what he says. But
Speaker 4: here we go with Dilla's number. We'll see what he
Speaker 4: has to say. Let's do it.
Speaker 2: Ull.
Speaker 4: Hey, we're looking for Steve speaking And Hey Steve, I
Speaker 4: said we because you're on the radio right now with
Speaker 4: Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 1: He see how you doing?
Speaker 6: Man?
Speaker 7: Uh, you're from the radio.
Speaker 3: And podcasts podcast to Yeah, yeah, we got a good podcast.
Speaker 2: We are multifaceted here.
Speaker 4: Yeah, we're in the future with our entertainment, but we're
Speaker 4: focused on you right now because one of our listeners
Speaker 4: went on a date with you the other day and
Speaker 4: really had a good time. He wants to see you again,
Speaker 4: but that hasn't quite happened yet, and she's not sure why.
Speaker 4: Her name's Kelly ah Man. Oh Man, Okay, oh Man.
Speaker 2: Yes, yeah, it's still doesn't sound good.
Speaker 4: The fact that you're not reaching out for another date
Speaker 4: is kind of hinting that you're not interested, but we're
Speaker 4: not sure if that's true or not. We want to
Speaker 4: know what you think about Kelly.
Speaker 7: Uh, she's very nice, like, Kelly's cool, but you know,
Speaker 7: I just don't think it's gonna work out.
Speaker 2: Okay, Is there is there a reason?
Speaker 3: I mean, did you went into it thinking that it
Speaker 3: could work out?
Speaker 10: Right?
Speaker 7: Yeah, I mean definitely, But you know, like we got
Speaker 7: some food and then we went to the park and
Speaker 7: it just it started to get a little weird. But like,
Speaker 7: you know, I don't want to blow up a spot,
Speaker 7: like I don't even know you guys.
Speaker 5: So see, we didn't hear anything like weird.
Speaker 4: She said she had like some food or something on
Speaker 4: her face, but nothing stood out to be weird.
Speaker 3: Maybe that's weird to him, you know, like maybe it's
Speaker 3: weird to him to have a female have food all
Speaker 3: over their face.
Speaker 7: No, no, actually I thought that was kind of cute.
Speaker 1: See I told you guys, turn off all.
Speaker 4: What was the issue? You said it was weird?
Speaker 7: Yeah, what's yeah, I'm like, so, you know, we were
Speaker 7: sitting on the bench, were chilling, and there's like a playground,
Speaker 7: you know, that's in this park that we're in, and
Speaker 7: oh yeah.
Speaker 2: She randomly mentioned that to us too.
Speaker 7: Yeah yeah, and she so there's like a bunch of
Speaker 7: kids playing, and all of a sudden, she points and
Speaker 7: she's like, oh my god, look imagine if will we
Speaker 7: had that many kids and those were all our kids
Speaker 7: running around and there were like like eight ten kids
Speaker 7: playing on the playground.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, So she was describing a nightmare, right, Like
Speaker 3: that's how she meant, like, imagine how chaotic our life
Speaker 3: would be.
Speaker 7: She sounded thrilled.
Speaker 2: Oh thrilled.
Speaker 4: Okay, so that's a red flag to you.
Speaker 6: That's a lot.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 7: Yeah, I mean like I've known you for like twenty
Speaker 7: minutes and now now we're having eight kids together.
Speaker 2: Yeah, okay.
Speaker 3: In her defense, I will say it sounds like maybe
Speaker 3: she was just trying to fill the void, like maybe
Speaker 3: there was like an odd because she said like it
Speaker 3: kind of died at the end.
Speaker 2: Your guys, date. Maybe she was just trying to, like
Speaker 2: I say, dumb things.
Speaker 4: Could you understand that point of view?
Speaker 7: Maybe, Steve, I mean I guess I could. But she
Speaker 7: started getting like really into it. Oh, she was like
Speaker 7: naming them. Oh, there was like another one we were
Speaker 7: saying where she wasn't feeling one of the kids and
Speaker 7: she was like, he's not playing nice. You would put
Speaker 7: him up for an option.
Speaker 5: Okay, she's obviously kidding.
Speaker 4: Well, that should be a positive for you because you
Speaker 4: don't want that many.
Speaker 2: He would only have seven.
Speaker 4: There you go.
Speaker 1: Yeah, she'd say she was a good mother of it.
Speaker 4: Just a mither okay, but that it sounds like it
Speaker 4: was all that conversation kind of scared you. Was too
Speaker 4: much for you joking or not? Yeah?
Speaker 7: I mean you know, like, yeah, but if.
Speaker 2: She was joking, maybe you could work it out.
Speaker 4: Yeah. And there's a perfect person to find out whether
Speaker 4: or not it was a joke. That's Kelly, who's on
Speaker 4: the other line right now waiting to talk to you. Wait, yeah,
Speaker 4: Kelly and her seven children say hi, Oh, did she.
Speaker 2: Give another one up for adoption? Or we gout a sick?
Speaker 4: Ever since you heard that Kelly?
Speaker 9: There?
Speaker 10: Yeah, Steve it's Kelly, I am I like fuming, I'm
Speaker 10: so offended. Yes, because and you know what this is
Speaker 10: why and how I realized why I had sixteen unsuccessful
Speaker 10: dates last year. It's because they were all like you, Steve,
Speaker 10: like emotionally and intellectually scented.
Speaker 2: Why are you upset? Why are you so mad?
Speaker 5: Yeah?
Speaker 10: Because, my god, Brooke, you were totally right, Steve, you
Speaker 10: stock at planning a date.
Speaker 1: I'm just trying to hype you up, tear you down.
Speaker 4: What happened?
Speaker 10: Listen, if you even had like an ounce of a
Speaker 10: sense of humor, like you would get that I was
Speaker 10: obviously joking, and I was for you to actually think
Speaker 10: that I was serious, Like, oh my god, like you
Speaker 10: must be a narcissist that you would think I would
Speaker 10: reach you for forty minutes and suddenly want to have
Speaker 10: your babies.
Speaker 4: All right, well, all right, I think we're I think
Speaker 4: we're going down a path we don't need to go
Speaker 4: down any farther. We were you weren't with Steve's response, there, Steve,
Speaker 4: are you there?
Speaker 7: Yeah? Apparently, but I'm still here.
Speaker 4: Would you like to respond to any of the allegations
Speaker 4: just against you?
Speaker 3: I thought you guys were all gonna have a big
Speaker 3: laugh about how it was a miscommunication.
Speaker 6: Steve.
Speaker 10: Bottom line, you planned a boring date and now I'm
Speaker 10: paying a price for it.
Speaker 4: That's nice, Steve. You see your data being and I'm
Speaker 4: not going to go for.
Speaker 10: Just the looks like I thought you were super.
Speaker 6: Cute too much?
Speaker 5: What kind of radio show is this?
Speaker 7: You just trash, dude?
Speaker 4: It depends on how many drinks Brooks.
Speaker 3: I was just trying to make her feel better about
Speaker 3: you not calling her, and now I don't know.
Speaker 2: I think that this was already happening and I didn't
Speaker 2: realize it.
Speaker 7: You know, you don't have to tear somebody else down
Speaker 7: just to try to make somebody else feel fatter.
Speaker 1: That's a good class, ste I agree with you, all right.
Speaker 2: I wasn't trying to tear you down. I don't know,
Speaker 2: just I don't know if you did. I don't think
Speaker 2: you said anything wrong, Steve.
Speaker 4: Those are thoughts that should have happened before you said
Speaker 4: the terrible thing me either.
Speaker 9: I'm just being on it.
Speaker 4: Okay, Oh, everybody be honest with everybody. This is a
Speaker 4: good chance to have Steve admit that maybe he didn't
Speaker 4: plan the best first date.
Speaker 7: Yeah, he didn't.
Speaker 4: Okay, okay, and maybe Kelly didn't make the best conversation
Speaker 4: trying to invent an entire family of eight twenty minutes
Speaker 4: into the conversation.
Speaker 2: Oh that Kelly owned that.
Speaker 10: Well, I'm sorry that I was so bored. I had
Speaker 10: to use my freaking imagination.
Speaker 4: Okay, that was an apology.
Speaker 2: I could have imagined the kids in like a sweatshop
Speaker 2: or something.
Speaker 4: I don't know her.
Speaker 1: It's like I wouldn't have been a red flag.
Speaker 4: Brooks trying to get her business planned. So Steve, if
Speaker 4: you're earn what I'm here, and then you probably see
Speaker 4: the same thing as me, which is potential for true love.
Speaker 4: And that's why we would be delighted to send you
Speaker 4: out on another date that we would pay for. Yeah,
Speaker 4: I don't know, the same day, messy sandwiches and all.
Speaker 4: Put it on our tap. Okay, adoption fees brook is
Speaker 4: going to cover that.
Speaker 6: Yep.
Speaker 4: Sure, what do you say?
Speaker 7: No, No, I'm not going out with her yet. I
Speaker 7: don't know what she's talking about. You went on sixteen
Speaker 7: failed dates like what like this? This woman is only
Speaker 7: one though, only it's about to be two.
Speaker 3: Well, I'm sorry for something, dear, humor someday.
Speaker 10: Yeah, No, it's okay, Brooke. You know you're absolutely right.
Speaker 10: This guy knows nothing about planning and we should absolutely
Speaker 10: own this.
Speaker 4: God if you hope for all women, Broke, congratulations.
Speaker 6: Not freaking Jeffrey in the Black Call was.
Speaker 4: A great example of the power that Brook's words have
Speaker 4: with our listeners.
Speaker 2: I don't know what what went so wrong?
Speaker 4: I really don't.
Speaker 1: I don't know how I went from.
Speaker 2: Trying to hype somebody up, like I.
Speaker 4: Don't know, you weren't typing anybody up though, you were
Speaker 4: pushing the guy down to hype Because played out at
Speaker 4: the end of the first part, Brooke could have said, Okay,
Speaker 4: you guys did like a sweet little date in a
Speaker 4: park out in nature. He got you a meal. You
Speaker 4: guys spent time talking and getting to know each other.
Speaker 3: She was feeling self conscious because she's like, this is
Speaker 3: a really hot guy and he's probably got tons of girls,
Speaker 3: and I'm like, mad, the guy doesn't even bring a
Speaker 3: frisbee to a date.
Speaker 2: He doesn't know anything.
Speaker 4: Yeah, you call the guy boring because he didn't book
Speaker 4: a midnight laser light show with free drugs or whatever
Speaker 4: types of dates that you're into. And look what happened.
Speaker 4: Immediately hopped on the Brooks opinion blew up into a
Speaker 4: tirade against every man who's ever let her down. Ever,
Speaker 4: it's a good reminder that we, and when I say we,
Speaker 4: I mean you again, Brooke, you need to stay open minded.
Speaker 4: If it's not your ideal cup of tea first date
Speaker 4: idea doesn't mean other people can enjoy it.
Speaker 2: I just was trying to make her feel.
Speaker 1: Better, jeff How many times we have to tell you
Speaker 1: that it's.
Speaker 4: Not worth it let other people feel sad? Sometimes I
Speaker 4: got to.
Speaker 3: A fast food burger place with a Bogo coupon on
Speaker 3: a first date and.
Speaker 2: Still gone out with the guy again.
Speaker 1: I don't care.
Speaker 4: Everybody says low as Brooks are and your dating life
Speaker 4: couldn't possibly be bad. We're just saying we can try
Speaker 4: and help you with your date life. Email the show
Speaker 4: if you ever need help. We'll call that person. Wasn't
Speaker 4: calling you.
Speaker 6: Back, freaking Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 4: Doesn't it feel like every year there's some iconic band
Speaker 4: or music artist who announces their big farewell tour. Oh yeah,
Speaker 4: everybody scrambles to get tickets for that last chance to
Speaker 4: see them live in concert, then Elton. Two years later
Speaker 4: they're announcing this is there finally finished farewell tour. Yay,
Speaker 4: I have a stimput in now tour. And then the
Speaker 4: next year it's the final finale Forever for real, this
Speaker 4: time by Farewell Forever Tour.
Speaker 2: My t shirt from the first one eight years ago.
Speaker 4: I mean it's kind of misleading, but great marketing strategy
Speaker 4: to get people to show up and buy tickets.
Speaker 3: I would say they probably really do think they're going
Speaker 3: to retire, and then they realize how broke they are.
Speaker 4: Yeah, but that's why today I'm announcing this will be
Speaker 4: my farewell song of the week.
Speaker 2: Jeff, you're still under contract right now.
Speaker 4: I don't know will I be hanging up the microphone
Speaker 4: forever after this.
Speaker 3: I'm pretty sure when you sign that paper said you
Speaker 3: wouldn't be.
Speaker 4: I mean for this. I guess contractually I am obligated
Speaker 4: to die in this studio, right here, in this chair,
Speaker 4: but who knows. I wouldn't risk it. Make sure you're
Speaker 4: for what could possibly be my final forever Farewell song
Speaker 4: of the week. It's coming up right after this. It
Speaker 4: is time for my brand new song of the week.
Speaker 2: Oh wow, you look dressed for something. I don't know
Speaker 2: if it's that well, I.
Speaker 4: Don't know if you've noticed, but where we live it's
Speaker 4: pretty cold. Yeah, it's free I checked the map, you know,
Speaker 4: the Weather Channel map of the interactive of the whole place.
Speaker 4: Apparently it's freezing cold everywhere. It doesn't matter where you are.
Speaker 3: Jeffrey's literally in a parka right now with a wolf
Speaker 3: a wolf scarf and big gloves that you can't even.
Speaker 2: Move your fingers in. Why you don't play it instrument.
Speaker 11: I'm still feeling it though, shivering a little bit with
Speaker 11: all this on. And if it's not cold where you are,
Speaker 11: then it's probably gonna be in the next few days.
Speaker 11: Just listen to this guy from Miami, Florida who's standing
Speaker 11: on a beach.
Speaker 5: Fourteen to truck to it just a snow.
Speaker 4: Even he's cold. Man, and man, whenever you've had that
Speaker 4: conversation before with somebody where he asked him, are you
Speaker 4: a warm weather person? Are you a cold weather person?
Speaker 4: How many people say that they prefer the cold weather?
Speaker 2: Honestly, I just massakiss, yeah, I mean less.
Speaker 4: Than one percent would say those people are probably serial
Speaker 4: killers who like it that way. But once again, here
Speaker 4: we are it's happening. The news is reporting the coldest,
Speaker 4: most dangerous winter of all time and recorded history.
Speaker 2: They're not wrong.
Speaker 6: I mean this time.
Speaker 4: I actually believe it because just the other day I
Speaker 4: was trying to get to my car and I slipped
Speaker 4: and ate it five separate times. I have never had
Speaker 4: my driveway be that completely I stove. Oh my gosh.
Speaker 3: Jeffrey told me this story the other day and he's like,
Speaker 3: I could have taken the hill or the stairs.
Speaker 2: I'm like, what did you do?
Speaker 3: And he's like, I tried, ball y.
Speaker 4: I did so. I had to climb over like a
Speaker 4: retaining wall with the garden just to reach my car.
Speaker 2: All I want is a ring camera video.
Speaker 4: But right now it is just so miserably horribly cold.
Speaker 4: The only way to warm us up is by brewing
Speaker 4: a hot mug of parody song. And that's why instead
Speaker 4: of doing Avril Levine's big hit Wow so complicated, it's
Speaker 4: young Jeffreys refrigerated. So I'm gonna point, even though I
Speaker 4: can't really point. I'll just throw my hand up when
Speaker 4: I'm there.
Speaker 3: Are very useful gloves here, like a boxer.
Speaker 4: Point. This morning in arctic blacks sweeping the country.
Speaker 7: Millions waking up to dangerously low temperature.
Speaker 4: Why do I have to be here to describe snowfall?
Speaker 4: It's pretty self explanatory. Freaked out because it's for below.
Speaker 4: Where did global warming?
Speaker 6: Gough?
Speaker 4: Dressed like that kid from Chris Story. Yeah, I'm randy.
Speaker 12: These hands can't feel where they are, skin blue like
Speaker 12: in Avatar. Get where Lincoln Park was coming from? Because
Speaker 12: I'm so numb, cold as an.
Speaker 4: Elf, I don freezer shell. The peas in the back
Speaker 4: are having a laugh when they canceled school. Used to
Speaker 4: be cooled me, but lately gotta why'd you go? And
Speaker 4: tearing the world re pregeraded.
Speaker 8: I stepped outside and icicles. They nearly got my head
Speaker 8: teeth capetated.
Speaker 9: The colt goes right.
Speaker 4: Through thermal suff winter cross spraying mace on my face and.
Speaker 8: My chest just to feel little he because pull the
Speaker 8: pleas and coffee drinks, the still you gotta buy me shake.
Speaker 4: And so so cold, frozen, worse than Elsa's house. Ice
Speaker 4: flows from my water, spouse. Can't you keep blizzards where
Speaker 4: they should be? At dairy Queen? Like Jack Dawson when
Speaker 4: he throws no thanks to his girlfriend Rose. My spouse
Speaker 4: sleeps with fourteen blankets on and leaves.
Speaker 8: Me nine ran for the mail, a slim d nfl
Speaker 8: a sprang bar of naple water.
Speaker 4: Dad broke my back.
Speaker 8: I tried to with too, but chipped off A tooth
Speaker 8: ezy freezing, a worry that a couple tolls economy amputation.
Speaker 8: Been wondering if it's possible to tell myself out with
Speaker 8: a light cremation to frost this heart too, because my
Speaker 8: cop doesn't start out of lunch because it stuck in
Speaker 8: the snow, dropping two nine knees feet shovelin and crumboling
Speaker 8: and yellowing out for sent potation snow you blow and
Speaker 8: shrunkkins down, loone, I'm can doll modes because Hi do.
Speaker 4: Coll What's that statue on the floor? Just my frozen labrador,
Speaker 4: He's my little cryogenic pup, my Stanley cub crying's the fail.
Speaker 8: My tears turned to hail, my teeth start to clack,
Speaker 8: a jaw twitch attack.
Speaker 4: So cold in the roost, chickens run in the Kassie.
Speaker 8: Chrispy walking down the streets kind of feeling like big
Speaker 8: escade and well slips and falls in an.
Speaker 4: Accident and injury attorney have a lid.
Speaker 8: Gate and just one big ice flute in the stuff.
Speaker 4: Had to cuff nine one one for some help.
Speaker 9: I was stuck because my.
Speaker 8: Butt got froze to porcelain and.
Speaker 4: Human seems a terrible commendation. Oh no, how's.
Speaker 8: It even colder than the other guy has the maiden?
Speaker 4: At bedtime? I'll just call into the yeven.
Speaker 8: Like a baby, staying in you baby and my winter
Speaker 8: bedroom curtain. Shaush Peters on feeding fire links, which you said,
Speaker 8: but I still feel chills and tragically the coolest man's
Speaker 8: guts got glazy tea snow cones brome.
Speaker 3: From and you gave me so many good ideas for
Speaker 3: staying warms. A little mace on everybody would feel it's
Speaker 3: not a bad idea.
Speaker 4: Yeah, put your comforter in the yeven. I bet it's
Speaker 4: actually really cozy in there. My favorite part, it never
Speaker 4: happened in a song the week before, was when you
Speaker 4: just shivered for a little bit. It was so cool
Speaker 4: that was unplaying.
Speaker 1: It was.
Speaker 4: A guest, actually a text in seventy five to tell
Speaker 4: us what you thought about the song of the week.
Speaker 4: If your fingers actually work.
Speaker 2: For texting, that it is you can do textas speech.
Speaker 4: You can also check out the video up on all
Speaker 4: of our socials at Brook and Jeffrey and find all
Speaker 4: the lyrics there. Try and stay warm if you can't.
Speaker 6: Everybody freaking Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 4: Text to seventy five nine two says, Hey, jeff and Brook,
Speaker 4: do you guys ever think that winter is like a
Speaker 4: bad breakup? It's cold, you're shivering, and you keep wondering
Speaker 4: when it's finally gonna be over. It's ok if you
Speaker 4: missed it. Instead of singing April Levine's big hit from
Speaker 4: two thousand and two, so Complicated, I did my own
Speaker 4: version called refrigerated, because it is freaking cold out there,
Speaker 4: if you haven't noticed, and everybody's having to deal with it, workers, kids, families,
Speaker 4: radio show hosts who fall down the Ricey driveway ten
Speaker 4: times before trying to get into their car. Ba's a
Speaker 4: problem for everyone, and we're hearing a lot of feedback Brook,
Speaker 4: what's up?
Speaker 2: Oh, this one's sad.
Speaker 3: Someone texted in, I just booked a tropical vacation to
Speaker 3: the Bahamas leaving tomorrow.
Speaker 2: I'm so excited. Then looked at the weather report.
Speaker 3: Apparently my airport is supposed to get two feet of
Speaker 3: snow overnight.
Speaker 2: Oh can I drive to the Bahamas?
Speaker 5: Yeah?
Speaker 4: Sure, give it a try. I'm sure that'll work. Fuck
Speaker 4: if you miss the dope, you want to hear it again.
Speaker 4: Song's gonna be up at the Brook and Jeffery YouTube page,
Speaker 4: on our Facebook, Insta and our TikTok all of it
Speaker 4: at Broken Jeffrey.
Speaker 6: Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning.
Speaker 4: We got a brand new player to win Brooks Bucks today.
Speaker 4: Her name is Kira and her goal for this year
Speaker 4: is to have a healthy baby because she is currently
Speaker 4: fifteen weeks pregnant.
Speaker 2: I'm so sweet.
Speaker 1: Congratulations Kira.
Speaker 4: What are you gonna name it? Thank you?
Speaker 1: We don't know yet.
Speaker 9: We don't know if it's a boy or a girl.
Speaker 7: We've got some ideas.
Speaker 4: Okay, do we know who the father is?
Speaker 5: Jeffrey, that's not a question you asked.
Speaker 10: I don't know my husband.
Speaker 2: Yeah, be the host.
Speaker 4: Yeah, why why not?
Speaker 7: When it comes out, you know.
Speaker 4: Right, even if it's not, just tell him that it is.
Speaker 4: That's what Brooke does. So we're all happy for you.
Speaker 4: Let's get this baby some money so we could decorate
Speaker 4: that nursery right out of the studio while she leaves.
Speaker 4: You know how the game works. He got thirty seconds
Speaker 4: to answer as many questions as possible. If you don't
Speaker 4: know when, you could say pass. But you do have
Speaker 4: to beat Brook out right to win. Are you ready?
Speaker 9: I think? So let's go all right.
Speaker 4: Here it goes. Your time starts now. Dolly Parton celebrates
Speaker 4: a birthday today. Is she in her seventies or eighties?
Speaker 10: Center eighties?
Speaker 4: All for one and one for all is the motto
Speaker 4: of what famous Triore. The Aviator and the Continental are
Speaker 4: car models made by whom a path. Santiago is the
Speaker 4: capital of what South American country, Argentina. Red Robin first
Speaker 4: opened in what west coast city. The California coyotes, wolves,
Speaker 4: and foxes are all classified as what type of animal
Speaker 4: good work? Kira Brook's gonna come back into the studio,
Speaker 4: and I know you don't know the gender, so uh,
Speaker 4: we're not doing name ideas yet, but can I suggest just.
Speaker 9: Something and go for it?
Speaker 4: Go with anything but Jeffrey because he will have a
Speaker 4: life of pure misery if you go with that name.
Speaker 4: So just anything besides it, and your baby will be golden,
Speaker 4: you know what. I'm trying to go for unique names anyhow,
Speaker 4: So I think you're already off the list.
Speaker 3: Don't even Okay, perfect, there's a pregnant woman on the phone.
Speaker 4: Come on, Okay, brook is the experienced mama on the show.
Speaker 4: Maybe you should be the one to give her one
Speaker 4: piece of advice.
Speaker 2: Oh God, I don't give advice to Newman.
Speaker 4: Well inspiring, Kira.
Speaker 2: All you need to do is love them. That's all
Speaker 2: they go to do. Everything else works out.
Speaker 4: I'm just gonna let him be who they are and
Speaker 4: I'm just along for the ride.
Speaker 3: Yea, yeah, that's right, that's right back seat, you know,
Speaker 3: les or discipline or anything.
Speaker 4: Let them do whatever they want. A right, Brooks, your turn?
Speaker 4: Are you ready? Your time starts now. Dolly Parton celebrates
Speaker 4: a birthday today. Is she in her seventies or eighties?
Speaker 2: Eighties?
Speaker 4: All for One and One for All is the model
Speaker 4: of what famous trio The Three Musketeers, the Aviator and
Speaker 4: the Continental are car models made by whom Lincoln. Santiago
Speaker 4: is the capital of what South American country Brazil. Red
Speaker 4: Robin first opened in what West Coast city, Seattle. Coyotes, wolves,
Speaker 4: and foxes are all classified as what type of animal?
Speaker 2: Canine?
Speaker 4: Oh this one might be a close We're going to
Speaker 4: go on to the scoreboard and see how you both
Speaker 4: did with ose So shout out to all the kids
Speaker 4: that I met. Where was it, Krista? He already?
Speaker 2: I'm just you know, Josephina more than anything.
Speaker 4: You got you correct today? Cool?
Speaker 10: Okay?
Speaker 3: And a godfather for your child there you go and
Speaker 3: rock yep you got four.
Speaker 6: Found such city not state, California.
Speaker 4: That was the early baby brain kicking and let's get
Speaker 4: these answers in. Dolly Parton celebrates a birthday today. She's
Speaker 4: still in her seventies. She turned seventy eight, the same.
Speaker 1: I mean, she's ageless.
Speaker 4: She's all okay, you guys are insisting a little bit
Speaker 4: too much. There All for one and one for all
Speaker 4: is the motto of what famous trio that would be
Speaker 4: The Three Musketeers. Aviator and Continental are car models made
Speaker 4: by Lincoln. Santiago is the capital of the South American
Speaker 4: country Chile.
Speaker 3: I just flashed on watching Where in the world is
Speaker 3: Carmen San Diego For some day? I feel like I
Speaker 3: watched that episode about Santiago and I got it wrong.
Speaker 4: Sorry, Carmen, She's in Santiago. Red Robin First Open in
Speaker 4: Seattle started out as Sam's Tavern in the forties now
Speaker 4: for five hundred at restaurants in the US and Canada.
Speaker 6: I should have known that.
Speaker 4: Coyotes, wolves, and foxes are all classified as canines like dogs.
Speaker 4: So Kira, Unfortunately it wasn't enough to beat Brooke today.
Speaker 4: But the good news is just for playing, you win
Speaker 4: a fifty dollars Macy's gift card in celebration of National
Speaker 4: Use your Gift Card Day on Saturday, January twenty first.
Speaker 4: Treat yourself to something nice at Macy's.
Speaker 9: Awesome.
Speaker 4: Thank you, guys.
Speaker 5: I appreciate you.
Speaker 3: Yeah, congratulations from all of us.
Speaker 2: Huge here for you.
Speaker 1: I appreciate that.
Speaker 4: We're very excited and this is a really cool start
Speaker 4: to my year as well, so thank you for being
Speaker 4: part of that. Thanks for being on Tierra Back go
Speaker 4: to a podcast, play for the baby.
Speaker 5: Put little headphones on.
Speaker 2: Your belly when we want the baby to come out smarter.
Speaker 4: Yeah, Tira, make sure you come back and play again.
Speaker 4: Keep us updated on your situation. We'll be back to
Speaker 4: do situation. Well, you know it's a good situation. Pull
Speaker 4: me back to the wind Brooks bockx same time on Monday.
Speaker 6: Freaking Jeffrey in the morning,