Speaker 1: Today show is pre recorded.
Speaker 2: Y'all know what time y'all don't know y'all.
Speaker 3: At all at all.
Speaker 4: Don't given them.
Speaker 1: Black the busy.
Speaker 5: Listen to me.
Speaker 4: I want to joy.
Speaker 6: Joy.
Speaker 1: You gotta do that, you love, you.
Speaker 4: Gotta turn, got to turn the mouth turn.
Speaker 3: You probably got to turn the mouth mount turn then a.
Speaker 4: Look, come on, come on you.
Speaker 7: Huh, I sure will. Hey, good morning everybody. You're listening
Speaker 7: to the voice, Come on dig me now, one and
Speaker 7: only Steve Harvey got a radio show. I've been saying
Speaker 7: it like that since I got it too. All right,
Speaker 7: got a good one for you today. Yesterday the other day,
Speaker 7: I was talking to you about the most effective weapon
Speaker 7: available to us as human beings, I think is prayer.
Speaker 7: I think prayer helps us in so many ways. But
Speaker 7: right now, what I want to do is I want
Speaker 7: to show you how prayer pays off. I want to
Speaker 7: show you what good it can do for you. Even me,
Speaker 7: I use it every day, and the days I don't
Speaker 7: use it, I feel it that that, you know, the
Speaker 7: days that I go, you know, without talking to him
Speaker 7: as much, I notice it.
Speaker 2: I feel it. I feel a.
Speaker 7: Certain kind of way, you know, those that doubts starts
Speaker 7: slipping in again. That uneasy feeling of uncertainty slips in again,
Speaker 7: and that wondering what I'm gonna do starts slipping in again.
Speaker 7: Happens to me, happens to everybody. Man, I think, I really,
Speaker 7: really do you know, if people will just keep it
Speaker 7: real with each other, stop being this Christian this superman,
Speaker 7: because you ain't you ain't. There's a scripture that says
Speaker 7: that's none perfect, no, not one, and that's everybody that
Speaker 7: cover all of us thought it. So sometimes I think
Speaker 7: we're a little too hard on each other with that too,
Speaker 7: Seeing that's how we not perfect. We immediately want to
Speaker 7: just just oh man, you just want to kill when
Speaker 7: we find somebody do something wrong. Bell If we go public,
Speaker 7: everything go public now it called social media. But anyway,
Speaker 7: I just want to talk to you about how prayer
Speaker 7: pays off. It's called it all eye and money. People
Speaker 7: got money, call it all eyes. So return on investment.
Speaker 7: People always looking for a return on investment. You know, nobody,
Speaker 7: nobody in business really gives you money without understanding the
Speaker 7: return on investment. They don't even give money to charities
Speaker 7: unless they think it can do something with the bottom line.
Speaker 7: A lot of companies work like that. I found out
Speaker 7: out myself. Sad, but it is true. So since everything
Speaker 7: is expected to work on a return on investment, I
Speaker 7: assume because we're human beings. So since we are human beings,
Speaker 7: whether you're in business or not, you still in the
Speaker 7: business of living. I think when you pray, you should
Speaker 7: expect a return on your investment. You talk to him,
Speaker 7: you spend time opening up to him, You bowed your
Speaker 7: head to him, you humbled yourself, you got on your knees.
Speaker 7: I mean, but really we talking God here. So really,
Speaker 7: what you're doing ain't really about nothing. Be honest with you.
Speaker 8: A little bit that you do do on his behalf,
Speaker 8: it just pales in comparison with what he does.
Speaker 7: But let's just say you want to call yourself invested, well,
Speaker 7: let me show you how it pays off. This because
Speaker 7: see for me, this is for me now, prayer pays
Speaker 7: off in different ways. That's what I had to learn. See,
Speaker 7: I was praying, but I was asking him specifically for
Speaker 7: what I wanted. I had the audacity, though, to turn
Speaker 7: around and tell him how to do what I wanted.
Speaker 7: That's amazing.
Speaker 9: Man.
Speaker 7: I can't tell you how many blessings I block come
Speaker 7: in my way by putting my faith in what I
Speaker 7: said I wanted and how I wanted him to do it.
Speaker 7: I want you to give me this. I want that
Speaker 7: person to go away. I want this person to accept
Speaker 7: everything you say. Then I want to go over here
Speaker 7: and I want this deal to happen like this, and
Speaker 7: I want that person to just step aside and let
Speaker 7: me through. And then I want that I was I
Speaker 7: had it mapped out. God must have been chuckling really hard.
Speaker 7: He had been good. Boy, I made you to be funny.
Speaker 7: But boy, you funny now. So you're gonna tell me
Speaker 7: how to do it. And you've all heard this right here.
Speaker 7: If you want to make God laugh telling me your plan, well,
Speaker 7: that's what I did. And that's how we pray. A
Speaker 7: lot of times we pray, and we pray. In the prayer,
Speaker 7: we're telling him how to work it out. Well, here's
Speaker 7: a deal. This is what I've learned. Prayer pays off
Speaker 7: in different ways. There's a different return of my investment
Speaker 7: when I pray. See, sometimes when I'm praying for something,
Speaker 7: a situation to dissolve itself or go away, sometimes I
Speaker 7: get courage out of the prayer. Prayer provides me courage.
Speaker 7: That's just to go on and look at it. I
Speaker 7: guess face it.
Speaker 3: Then.
Speaker 7: Sometimes when I'm praying about a situation, sometimes prayer gives
Speaker 7: me hanging power. Sometimes, man, it just I look up
Speaker 7: and I'm just handling it better. Sometimes prayer gives you
Speaker 7: laugh at off power. Sometimes, man, you just got to
Speaker 7: laugh at off whatever. Man you trip it?
Speaker 8: Do you know what that is? If you could do that?
Speaker 5: You know.
Speaker 8: Sometimes it gives you a show of strength power.
Speaker 7: Sometimes prayer allows you to have the appearance that you
Speaker 7: got it all together. Nobody got to know the world
Speaker 7: wining the tornado, the hurricane that's swirling in your life.
Speaker 7: You standing over that like the eye. The hurricane just
Speaker 7: and it's all swirling around you. But you standing there
Speaker 7: like the eye, you just as calm. That's what prayer does.
Speaker 7: So when you pray, man, it builds up a lot
Speaker 7: of things in you. You know what it's done for me.
Speaker 7: Prayer has built up character in me. It's made me
Speaker 7: have more character because I'm able to stand stronger on
Speaker 7: the things I say because I've been praying, because I've
Speaker 7: been asking God for all of those return of investments,
Speaker 7: I've been asking God for courage. I've been asking God
Speaker 7: for hanging that. I've been asking him to give me
Speaker 7: the power to walk away. I've asked him to give
Speaker 7: me ignored power. I've asked him to help me laugh
Speaker 7: it off. I've asked him to show me strength. But
Speaker 7: you know what I was doing, I was really praying,
Speaker 7: not really for them things.
Speaker 8: Be real with you. I was asking him to help me. Lord,
Speaker 8: help me.
Speaker 2: You ever done that?
Speaker 7: You have asked God for help, and then all of
Speaker 7: a sudden, the list of these things show up. See,
Speaker 7: sometimes how you want the problem to be solved ain't
Speaker 7: the best way. There's a lesson to be learned when
Speaker 7: we make mistakes. And sometimes you got to stay in
Speaker 7: that fire and you got to learn that lesson. But
Speaker 7: guess what, though, when you come out of it, you're
Speaker 7: gonna be better for it. You gonna know more about it.
Speaker 7: Come on, y'all, pray. He's solid. His word is true,
Speaker 7: It lasts forever. He do what he said he gonna
Speaker 7: do now all day, all night, twenty four seven. He
Speaker 7: do it all day, all night, and then some more.
Speaker 7: His word don't ever change.
Speaker 8: It's true. It works for me. It worked for you.
Speaker 7: It worked for Jake's, It works for Old Steam. It
Speaker 7: worked for Kirk Franklin. It worked for Paula White, It
Speaker 7: worked for Billy Graham. It worked for Mother Teresa. It
Speaker 7: worked for Gandhy, It worked for the Princess Arabs. It worked, man, it.
Speaker 8: Worked for you.
Speaker 2: What you're waiting for? Why don't you put praying your game?
Speaker 2: Watch what happened to you?
Speaker 7: You sitting in that jail cell and you struggling with it,
Speaker 7: and they telling you blood in, blood out, you can't
Speaker 7: get in you. That's foolishness, man, What you mean God
Speaker 7: can get you out of anything. Look, man, if you
Speaker 7: done read your Bible, he'dne got some people lot some
Speaker 7: sticky situations. I don't know what you're talking about. If
Speaker 7: Daniel was in the lions den and Jonah was in
Speaker 7: the belly of the whale, what you're talking about?
Speaker 5: Where you are?
Speaker 7: You just sitting in the cell with some dudes around,
Speaker 7: You're talking about what they gonna do? Man, you got
Speaker 7: to be real. God can't nothing to do nothing. Nobody
Speaker 7: can't nobody do nothing to you. God won't give you
Speaker 7: the strength to handle prayer change his things.
Speaker 10: Man, you're listening, Morning.
Speaker 6: Rise and shine, give yourself that stretch, that moaning you own,
Speaker 6: and you sit on the edge of the bed, you
Speaker 6: think the man, and then you got to do what
Speaker 6: you got to get out and get something. It is
Speaker 6: Monday morning, Steve Hobby Morning Show, and Steve was out,
Speaker 6: but the crew was here.
Speaker 2: That means me. That means Nephew, Tommy.
Speaker 6: That means Shirley Strawberry, call of Farrell and Mississippi Monica
Speaker 6: and the one and only kill Junior boy face here June.
Speaker 6: The boy's face ain't the words of my uncle, Killer
Speaker 6: Wan Killer Wan.
Speaker 2: Top of the morning.
Speaker 6: Everybody good on this great getting up morning, y'all, Good morning,
Speaker 6: all right now, Jane, Jane, I almost gone in a
Speaker 6: minute now, y'all know.
Speaker 3: This, Shirley, don't say that's moving right.
Speaker 2: No, we better start Christmas shopping. It's gonna be here
Speaker 2: in a minute now. Just here.
Speaker 3: We just took all tree down, about to put them
Speaker 3: back up.
Speaker 2: Them trees are in my garage.
Speaker 6: And I don't like the fact that Jackie push the
Speaker 6: tree on my side of the garage and not her side.
Speaker 2: You know, her side nice and clean.
Speaker 6: She can pull in pull out my side everything everything, boy, That.
Speaker 1: Means you got to clean up your site.
Speaker 6: No, it means I gotta get everything to the storage.
Speaker 6: That's the key is getting getting Christmas stuff back to
Speaker 6: the storage.
Speaker 1: Oh wow, you take that's what that means.
Speaker 3: Speaking of holidays. Did y'all see already when you go
Speaker 3: to the store, they already got Valentine stuff upper, Yeah.
Speaker 6: They did.
Speaker 2: Don't nobody. Don't nobody love nobody like that. Ain't nobody trying.
Speaker 5: To get it.
Speaker 3: You got to get a guard and not that far out.
Speaker 3: We'll let you that far out.
Speaker 2: That's just you like that man. Stop.
Speaker 5: Yeah.
Speaker 11: Yeah, they got some Matches Day stuff in that nine
Speaker 11: Marti Grass.
Speaker 1: And Valentine's Day.
Speaker 3: That's nothing called Marti Gras is up in the stoves.
Speaker 2: Now. I love Mighty Gras. I'm with Mary.
Speaker 3: Yeah, you know what I found out, call too that
Speaker 3: y'all have something in the worms. They had Marti Gras trees.
Speaker 3: So they don't take their cretry down. They just change
Speaker 3: the lights on it. Well, we be making one year
Speaker 3: decorated our tree marts.
Speaker 5: They did.
Speaker 3: That problem is that I just didn't know they serious.
Speaker 2: Now that's what I call stretching it. Stretching a tree, Now,
Speaker 2: that's just stretching the.
Speaker 3: Tree, treat my tree business and my body purpling gold
Speaker 3: own that you're a lot of money for the gallery.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna make the word.
Speaker 6: I'm gonna take ladies. I'm gonna take you all to
Speaker 6: the mony Gral. But y'all, you know, y'all gotta work
Speaker 6: for the beads. I'm just gonna put it like that. Oh,
Speaker 6: I don't want to see call that Mark Gron. I
Speaker 6: don't want to see Shrelett mart I.
Speaker 1: Just buried a man from the waters.
Speaker 2: You already know. Yeah, we're getting these beads.
Speaker 3: Yeah, going to the zooloper raid every all of that.
Speaker 1: I found out how you got them?
Speaker 2: Yeah, would you want some beads too?
Speaker 1: I got something I went home with some let's just
Speaker 1: say that.
Speaker 3: All right, keep it moving, y'all will go to the
Speaker 3: Zulu party. Yeah the ball, get the ball, all the
Speaker 3: things you have to commit the center, Yeah, all the god.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you're looking at your coworkers differently. Nice.
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, time. Yeah, we just go ahead and start
Speaker 3: the show. Some beads too, baby from Mississippi, don't why
Speaker 3: have we better put a suit on and come with us?
Speaker 12: Coming up in thirty two minutes after the hour. We
Speaker 12: will run that prank back with the nephew right after this.
Speaker 2: Who was that fan? Little boy?
Speaker 12: You're listening hard Morning Show. It is time now to
Speaker 12: run that prank back with the nephew.
Speaker 2: What you got for his neph My dog, Apollo, let's
Speaker 2: go cat dog, my dog? You come on? Kay?
Speaker 13: Hello?
Speaker 5: Hello? Is this apartment eighteen C? Yeah? This this ATC
Speaker 5: hey man, my name Vergil?
Speaker 9: Uh?
Speaker 5: Who is this right here?
Speaker 9: Who?
Speaker 5: Who is it?
Speaker 13: You speaking of?
Speaker 9: Marcuts? What's going on?
Speaker 2: Okay?
Speaker 5: Marcus? Let me ask you something, man, y'all, y'all, y'all
Speaker 5: didn't messed up? Y'all, ain't got a pollow arrested last
Speaker 5: night on some Trump tough charges.
Speaker 9: Man, hold on, I'm lost here? What what what is
Speaker 9: this you're talking about?
Speaker 5: You got a pillow arrested last night on some Trump
Speaker 5: tough charges.
Speaker 13: Are you sure you got it?
Speaker 9: Right now?
Speaker 3: Man?
Speaker 5: Right now? Man? Y'all? You you and you and you
Speaker 5: a A teen C? H? Yeah?
Speaker 9: Okay, this a tenC?
Speaker 5: No?
Speaker 9: Tell me now? What is this about? Apollow? Who is
Speaker 9: the pollow? I don't I don't know what you got?
Speaker 4: Y'all?
Speaker 5: Got a pillow arrested last night on some trump tough charges.
Speaker 5: You know now he downtown and and and and and
Speaker 5: everdent is somebody pressing charges. So now I've got to
Speaker 5: figure out how we're gonna I'm gonna get a Pollow
Speaker 5: out of jail, come in, and I need to call
Speaker 5: to go downtown and gone in and so Apollow could come.
Speaker 9: On funk the Brakes.
Speaker 5: Boss.
Speaker 9: Listen to what you're saying. Now, you calling me about
Speaker 9: somebody that I don't even know. I ain't even I
Speaker 9: don't know no Apollo.
Speaker 3: You know you.
Speaker 9: I apologize for your own boy and and in everything
Speaker 9: that's going down, But I don't know nobody named Apollo.
Speaker 9: I really don't know. I don't know what you're talking about.
Speaker 5: Okay, you know, y'all, y'all, y'all ain't called the police
Speaker 5: last night.
Speaker 9: Ain't nobody calling no police.
Speaker 5: You ain't called You're gonna sit here and lie to
Speaker 5: me and tell me you ain't called no police last night.
Speaker 9: Let's take this back now. Now, what's your name?
Speaker 3: Man?
Speaker 5: My name is Virgin.
Speaker 9: Now, Now how you come about getting my number?
Speaker 5: Hook? Don't worry about how I got you, Nomber, I
Speaker 5: got it you the one I know you, the one
Speaker 5: got Apollow arrested on these Trump chargers.
Speaker 9: Don't worry not hold on.
Speaker 5: How you know how you know where I live because
Speaker 5: I live above you.
Speaker 9: I live in nineteen six, nineteen six. So are you
Speaker 9: the one that got the loude barking dog all hours?
Speaker 5: Ro My dog is Apollo, Apollo.
Speaker 9: Man, you got me thinking that you're talking about some
Speaker 9: human being. You sitting here calling me about some animal,
Speaker 9: some dog, my dog.
Speaker 5: Listen, man, first of all, charge nah ever dealer you
Speaker 5: press in charge? Hey, listen down there to get my
Speaker 5: dog out of jail.
Speaker 9: Man every dayner, you need to listen to what you're
Speaker 9: talking about. Man, you calling me about some animal. Listen.
Speaker 9: We called the front desk people about disturbance. Every time
Speaker 9: we look around, we hear your dog. So you might
Speaker 9: need to take it over with whoever that's in charge
Speaker 9: with the apartment complex, because that's who we informed about
Speaker 9: your loud dog. Now you know you calling me? How
Speaker 9: you got my number? I don't know, but you need
Speaker 9: to check this out and talk with the people that's
Speaker 9: in charge of the apartment complex.
Speaker 5: I'm taking it up with the person that could have
Speaker 5: fouled the complaint and got my dog arrested. Last night.
Speaker 5: Not my dog downe man on some trump really charged
Speaker 5: really really ain't even read we didn't even read Apollo
Speaker 5: his rights or nothing like that.
Speaker 9: Really you really talking to this Listen what you're saying dolls.
Speaker 5: Man, And it's all this calls for you.
Speaker 9: Man, I think you need to you need some counselor
Speaker 9: or somethingout because you're talking about a dog. How can
Speaker 9: a dog get arrested? You need to Uh, this is crazy. Listen.
Speaker 9: I don't think we got anything else to talk about, man,
Speaker 9: because now.
Speaker 5: We got we got to talk about a polo. Man.
Speaker 5: How you gonna go down there and get him out
Speaker 5: of jail? And you need to have him hell back
Speaker 5: by the here this evening. I ain't finna go through
Speaker 5: this without my dog being here.
Speaker 9: This man sounds crazy. Maybe this man calling me about
Speaker 9: a dog being arrested, this is the dog that be balking.
Speaker 5: It's a problo man. A polom is a is a
Speaker 5: family member and you've got him arrested. Man for what?
Speaker 5: And man, why would you do something like that?
Speaker 2: Man?
Speaker 9: How about this? You and that dog. Don't be calling
Speaker 9: me no more talking to me about some dog that
Speaker 9: I ain't got no console over. You need to take
Speaker 9: this over the police or whoever called. Ain't nobody calling
Speaker 9: them police?
Speaker 5: Did you just say a polo?
Speaker 9: Man? Listen?
Speaker 5: Did you just say that you heard what I said? Okay, Okay,
Speaker 5: hey man, I'm not trying to argue. Okay, look, look,
Speaker 5: let's let's just let's just do this here. Is it
Speaker 5: any way you could just come down there with me
Speaker 5: this evening and drop the charge.
Speaker 9: Come down well down.
Speaker 5: To the police station. Man, well polo dogg see done? Listen, listen, Okay,
Speaker 5: I'm not trying to holler he down there on some
Speaker 5: trump to charge. You can't pick him out in the
Speaker 5: lineup if you want to follow clean.
Speaker 13: They got no fro.
Speaker 9: Listen, man, do you really hear what you're saying now?
Speaker 5: I know they say man best friend as a dog, But.
Speaker 9: You taking this a little bit too far now. You
Speaker 9: need to really listen to what you're talking about. You
Speaker 9: need to have all this what you got a problem
Speaker 9: with with the at the front desk and the police
Speaker 9: if they you got your dog. This really don't make
Speaker 9: any sense right now to me. Now, I apologize once
Speaker 9: again about your dog, but I think we have our
Speaker 9: business finished right man, because I'll tell.
Speaker 5: You something let me tell you something. Try to testify
Speaker 5: against against a pollow and see whatever.
Speaker 9: But in the world you tell you Listen, man, I'm
Speaker 9: gonna tell you like this, you Apollo, and anything else
Speaker 9: that you got to say about this.
Speaker 5: You found my number, You found you know where I live.
Speaker 9: You just come to see me.
Speaker 5: You really want that. I'm through with this phone call.
Speaker 9: Man, I'll tell you what.
Speaker 5: Let me say this right here, to try to try
Speaker 5: to get on the stand and testify against a pollow.
Speaker 5: And I promise you, dog, you're gonna have some problems
Speaker 5: on your hands.
Speaker 9: Listen, you really talking them some nonsense right now? You
Speaker 9: really hear what you're saying to me. Apollo is a dog.
Speaker 9: I know he a dog.
Speaker 5: He's my dog.
Speaker 13: You know what.
Speaker 5: I'll tell you what? Hey, man, how did uh? How
Speaker 5: that pretty little wife for you is doing the one
Speaker 5: that be at home while you're gone to work all day?
Speaker 5: You just say to me, is that pretty little wife
Speaker 5: for you that be gone, that be at home when
Speaker 5: you're gone?
Speaker 9: What's your what's your name?
Speaker 5: All Rich told you my main.
Speaker 9: Verse check this nineteen see where you at right?
Speaker 2: Please?
Speaker 9: Well, please believe that's what we're about to meet right now.
Speaker 9: Because now in now thing to come up here talking
Speaker 9: to me about my wife.
Speaker 5: So if it's any other dog you got up.
Speaker 9: In the place, please believe that dog was gonna get.
Speaker 5: Stuck right along with your Okay, well I got one.
Speaker 9: For me, But you got to say to me because
Speaker 9: you a little too far around with me and a dog.
Speaker 9: Now you're trying to talk about what's going on in
Speaker 9: my household and my wife. Please believe nineteen see is
Speaker 9: where you're about to find he Let me tell you.
Speaker 5: Who else up here in nineteen See that's waiting on me,
Speaker 5: all of them?
Speaker 13: Buck? Who ell is all up in nineteen?
Speaker 5: Okay, let me tell you who else is here? You
Speaker 5: want to know who else in here? Man, I'm going
Speaker 5: to tell you it's here. Nephew thiments from the Steve
Speaker 5: Harby Morning Show is up here in nineteen Say.
Speaker 13: What the hell.
Speaker 9: Nephew this? Nephew? Tim god.
Speaker 5: Man, you got me cussing?
Speaker 9: Man, My mama be listening to this station.
Speaker 12: Hey man, you.
Speaker 5: Gotta tell me this, baby. What's the baddest radio station
Speaker 5: in the lane?
Speaker 9: The Steve Harvey Morning Show and nephew time is crazy?
Speaker 5: I can't believe it?
Speaker 1: All right, what I'll coming up next.
Speaker 12: It is asked the riddle of you're listening Harvey Morning
Speaker 12: Show coming up at the top of the hour. In
Speaker 12: entertainment news, a prestigious Spelman College receives a one hundred
Speaker 12: million dollar donation living legend Charlie Wilson. Uncle Charlie will
Speaker 12: be honored with the star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame,
Speaker 12: and Nick Cannon says he's taking a break from making babies.
Speaker 12: What that's all carrying up at the top of the hour,
Speaker 12: But right now it is time to as the Riddlow
Speaker 12: and Junior. This one's from Jess and Seattle. Jess writes,
Speaker 12: I pulled up to the gas station and a man
Speaker 12: rushed over to pump my gas. I thought he worked there,
Speaker 12: but he was just being nice. His wife came out
Speaker 12: of the store, cursing and yelling at me to get out.
Speaker 12: She took a photo of my tags.
Speaker 1: Should I be worried?
Speaker 5: What?
Speaker 2: Okay? As Jess as a girl?
Speaker 1: Uh yeah, I'm okassooming Jessica.
Speaker 6: And the man came over the pump gas and then
Speaker 6: lady and then lady come out of his own wife.
Speaker 6: Yeah okay, then you should have took ooh yeah, you
Speaker 6: should be concerned. She didn't you go get your hands. Yeah,
Speaker 6: it's just a matter of time. But at least you
Speaker 6: got a full tank, so you're ready for a high
Speaker 6: speed change.
Speaker 2: You're good, you got a full Get to get to
Speaker 2: move around here, go ahead, No, I'll tell you. My
Speaker 2: thing was Jesse. You have got to stop being fan.
Speaker 2: That's what you got.
Speaker 3: Stuff you got to You got to fat yourself up,
Speaker 3: start knocked too foul.
Speaker 13: What you need to do?
Speaker 3: You just need to start looking unattractive. If that's what
Speaker 3: you need to start doing. Yes, because this man didn't
Speaker 3: even care his wife was in the store. Yeah he
Speaker 3: knew she was in the store.
Speaker 2: Yeah, he knew she was in the store.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and he went over there.
Speaker 3: Now you run out there to pump your gas. Okay,
Speaker 3: you need to start looking like her.
Speaker 5: Wife.
Speaker 2: Yeah, all right, moving on, booty gas, booty funk. Go ahead.
Speaker 12: Answer with Donna and Cincinnati La. Donna says, Been hadn't
Speaker 12: had sex with me in five months. I assume he's cheating,
Speaker 12: so I am too. My husband must suspect something because
Speaker 12: he's checked my phone a few times. Should I crush
Speaker 12: his ego and tell him that he's not the only cheater.
Speaker 5: What.
Speaker 6: Oh well, I'll tell you what when he checking that phone,
Speaker 6: half something up in that phone to see had that
Speaker 6: other dude up in there?
Speaker 2: No black naked?
Speaker 6: Yeah, if you want to, I mean, if you want
Speaker 6: to reveal what's going on?
Speaker 3: Going on?
Speaker 6: And next time he checked that phone, I promise you,
Speaker 6: I bet you, I bet he says something when he
Speaker 6: when he's when he go on this phone, next time,
Speaker 6: have something in there for him to see and make
Speaker 6: sure it's way molding him way molding.
Speaker 3: No crush his ego, crushing, crush the ego. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 3: I'm talking about you.
Speaker 1: Usual man.
Speaker 3: Got picks and abs, fives calf toads done too. Yeah,
Speaker 3: get everything. Let him see something he ain't let them
Speaker 3: see it? Yeah, no, no, because we both cheating.
Speaker 10: Why why can't she just cheating?
Speaker 1: Silence?
Speaker 3: Why does she girl he cheating with ain't even looking
Speaker 3: better than her, the girl he cheating with. But the
Speaker 3: dude though, the dude got to look better than.
Speaker 2: Him, and.
Speaker 1: She needs to let him know that.
Speaker 3: Yeah, girl he cheating with, he cheating with a personal
Speaker 3: treat with your training.
Speaker 1: This is advice from guys.
Speaker 6: Yeah, this one, whatever picture in there, you need to
Speaker 6: run off the screen. You understand you need to really
Speaker 6: make you off the string.
Speaker 3: If my wife cheating with a man that looked worse
Speaker 3: than me, I ain't even mad.
Speaker 1: Even a little bit. Why not?
Speaker 3: I ain't mad because because you missed this, you mess
Speaker 3: this up.
Speaker 2: You let this go.
Speaker 3: Attractive as it is, you let this go now. If
Speaker 3: you want to hurt me, hurt me, get denzil, get interest. Yeah, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 3: then I'm gonna have something to complain about. I keep
Speaker 3: calling you, I can't believe you.
Speaker 2: But if it's Larry down at the gas, ain't that
Speaker 2: pumped the gas?
Speaker 3: And the last question a man Larry?
Speaker 5: All right?
Speaker 12: Moving on to Frankie and Tampa, Frankie writes, I have
Speaker 12: breasting plans and I have to lose, and I have
Speaker 12: lost weight. My girlfriends tease me now, saying my breast
Speaker 12: look enormous and that I need more booty to even
Speaker 12: out my figure. I want the jokes to stop, but
Speaker 12: I'm not confrontational. What can I say to stop these jokes?
Speaker 6: I don't know what you're gonna say, but if you
Speaker 6: if the way you describing it, you're gonna fall over
Speaker 6: in a minute. You're gonna start telling over You're gonna
Speaker 6: have to get some back there to balance this thing out,
Speaker 6: because sound like your front is way molding your back.
Speaker 6: You're gonna, you're gonna, you're gonna keep falling. You got
Speaker 6: the balance, You got to put some booty weight on
Speaker 6: the handle, their front weight.
Speaker 2: You got to.
Speaker 6: But I don't you know as far as you getting
Speaker 6: attitude of what they saying, I ain't got no problem
Speaker 6: with that. But you've got the balance is get you
Speaker 6: some body you already win, got damn plant, Yeah, get you,
Speaker 6: get you some body plans.
Speaker 2: You know how much is a butt? Now? A butt called?
Speaker 5: What?
Speaker 2: What a butt?
Speaker 7: Run?
Speaker 2: Y'all know? Down?
Speaker 3: Everybody getting it down? Yeah they're down?
Speaker 2: Now, what's the going price up of a nice round?
Speaker 2: But what is that?
Speaker 1: Thousand dollars? Seven?
Speaker 10: Thou out?
Speaker 6: You can get a butt half priced? I know you
Speaker 6: can get half. Yeah, you can get a three thousand
Speaker 6: dollars buttus.
Speaker 3: But Tom, you know, if you want to just stop
Speaker 3: the jokes though, that's what you want to stop the joke. Yeah,
Speaker 3: all you modica bards quit talking to me. You stop
Speaker 3: that immediately, All you Monica's bad chested, all the A
Speaker 3: cups standing at attention a cups. Yeah Jesus talking.
Speaker 1: Yeah, too hard, too far, junior.
Speaker 3: Like even before that felt.
Speaker 6: Yeah, I would never I would never do nothing like that.
Speaker 6: But but listen, A cups blow your horn.
Speaker 3: Don't get us kicked off. Mom just going hong k
Speaker 3: you ain't ch ain't, got no chance.
Speaker 1: And then I'm quiet.
Speaker 2: The sea cups is taken up for the A cups.
Speaker 3: You can't nobody notice you walking by. Okay, be quiet,
Speaker 3: don't say that.
Speaker 12: The last one, guys, Dolores and Augustus says, my grandson
Speaker 12: and his girlfriend lived with me. I have a male
Speaker 12: friend that I casually date, but we're not together, like
Speaker 12: in a relationship. He likes to show out in front
Speaker 12: of the young woman when he visits me. But I
Speaker 12: look jealous if I mentioned this to him.
Speaker 6: Oh he like her, you like her, trust me. He
Speaker 6: thought about in a hundred times. And his little grandson,
Speaker 6: he don't know nothing. He's so young, and now you
Speaker 6: he have no iply I deal with that. Old old
Speaker 6: g has got his eye on his baby right now.
Speaker 6: So yeah, if you want to say something, you can,
Speaker 6: But I'm just letting you know that.
Speaker 1: Showing out in front of the girlfriend, Uh.
Speaker 6: That's what old geez do Shirley, Okay, and I still
Speaker 6: say old g Now that's what we do. We do that.
Speaker 2: We sure hot, y'all.
Speaker 3: I don't know why y'all mad at mister Hamilton. Mister
Speaker 3: Hampton come over there for something. Mister Hamilton. Know what
Speaker 3: he's looking at. Mister Hamilton, know he's see You got
Speaker 3: to show him. Mister Hampton put his best suits on
Speaker 3: going over there. Cut your grandson girlfriend. Now, ain't nothing
Speaker 3: wrong with that. Mister Hampton. He got on some white
Speaker 3: and red Stacey Adams every time he come over there
Speaker 3: and put him up on the furniture. You see this
Speaker 3: right here, You see what you see what this c
Speaker 3: is right here?
Speaker 2: I ain't mad at mister Hampton.
Speaker 1: Come toe Labnary Hour Entertainment News right after this.
Speaker 10: You're listening Hardy Morning Show.
Speaker 12: Atlanta's prestigious all female HBCU Spelman College has received the
Speaker 12: largest donation ever given to an HBCEU. Spellman trustee Rohnda E.
Speaker 12: Striker and her husband, William D. Johnston donated Get this
Speaker 12: Guy's one hundred million dollars in amar of the one
Speaker 12: hundredth anniversary of Spellman College being named in nineteen twenty four.
Speaker 1: That's like a million dollars for every year right out.
Speaker 1: That's beautiful.
Speaker 12: D Spellman officials released a statement of gratitude and shared
Speaker 12: pictures of the fal faculty and the student's reactions. Reportedly,
Speaker 12: seventy five million dollars of the gift will be allocated
Speaker 12: to scholarships, and the remainding twenty five million will be
Speaker 12: used to upgrade on campus living, which includes renovating the
Speaker 12: dorms and improving public safety. So congratulations to the Spellman nights.
Speaker 3: Wow, I want to go to Spelman, I know, to
Speaker 3: get get these essays together.
Speaker 6: That's that's my that's my sister's all my mind. And
Speaker 6: my sister was a spell mcgrad. Oh yeah, all right,
Speaker 6: you know you when you give the speech at graduation.
Speaker 6: I'm like them, all right, here we go. This is
Speaker 6: big news for uncle Charlie. Congratulations.
Speaker 12: We have to say congratulations because uncle Charlie Wilson will
Speaker 12: receive a star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame in
Speaker 12: LA on January twenty ninth.
Speaker 1: That's happening next Monday.
Speaker 12: Uncle Charlie is being celebrated for his five decades fifty
Speaker 12: years of his illustrious career and his classic hits and influence.
Speaker 12: So congratulations, well deserved, Charlie, Well deserved.
Speaker 1: Uncle Charlie, don't have a star, Yeah.
Speaker 2: He should have been had one. I don't understand this.
Speaker 3: Martin just got his.
Speaker 6: Yeah, But you know what, I don't wait on these people.
Speaker 6: I don't wait on any people. I'm getting mine in
Speaker 6: my driveway. See, I'm not finna wait for someone to
Speaker 6: get me on right in my drive When you pull up,
Speaker 6: you see my star?
Speaker 3: Why you gotta come by your house see your star.
Speaker 2: If you want to see it. I can see your
Speaker 2: video of it. But it's up to you.
Speaker 11: So when we go to Hollywood and we walking down
Speaker 11: Vine on all those different streets and we lit down
Speaker 11: on the start, we will never see yours.
Speaker 1: That's what he's saying. Unless you go to his drive fan.
Speaker 13: We have to go.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I gotta go to Houston and kick on Tommy Star.
Speaker 3: It's in the driveway.
Speaker 1: Drive way, Uncle Charlie.
Speaker 2: Yeah, for the time being, you get on.
Speaker 1: You got favorite baby daddy. We love us a Nick Cannon.
Speaker 12: Nick says he has no plans to have baby number
Speaker 12: thirteen anytime soon. It's finally getting to yan Nick. In
Speaker 12: an exclusive interview, with people. Nick was asked if he
Speaker 12: plans to welcome more kids to his big family, and
Speaker 12: he responded, quote, I'm chilling right now. There's no plans
Speaker 12: on the horizon as of yet. It's so funny how
Speaker 12: everybody's always trying to get me to have more kids.
Speaker 1: It's like, twelve ain't enough. Oh, Nick, who's trying to
Speaker 1: get you to have more kids?
Speaker 2: You got twelve?
Speaker 1: What people.
Speaker 2: Somewhere and sit down, everyone, put it away and.
Speaker 1: Get a poseconomy.
Speaker 2: He's wish me.
Speaker 12: Nick has twins, of course, with Mariah Moroccan and Monroe.
Speaker 12: Then he had Golden Rise powerful more twins Zion and
Speaker 12: Zillan beautiful legendary Onyx and then of course baby Zen
Speaker 12: who passed away.
Speaker 1: At only five months old.
Speaker 12: And then he's got Halo and these twelve kids are
Speaker 12: with five baby mamas.
Speaker 3: Wow, Nick, no no, I was saying, he run out
Speaker 3: of name time, because when you name a baby powerful,
Speaker 3: that's all we could come up with.
Speaker 2: His next baby, n ain't gonna be surprised, that's what.
Speaker 3: Yeah, somebody baby the thirteen baby by the name might
Speaker 3: be didn't know.
Speaker 12: Yeah, well, speaking of baby Mama's five to be exact
Speaker 12: popular TikToker.
Speaker 1: I'm sure you guys have heard about this story.
Speaker 12: His name is Zetti well Zy supposedly has five ladies
Speaker 12: pregnant at the same time.
Speaker 1: Okay, lady's pregnant at the same time.
Speaker 12: And get this, he had a baby shower for all
Speaker 12: five women at the same time.
Speaker 1: He's only twenty two.
Speaker 12: He's a rapper, and his video of the baby shower
Speaker 12: on January fourteenth has gone viral. One of Zeddi's baby
Speaker 12: Mama's posted quote, when your baby daddy got four other
Speaker 12: girls pregnant at the same time, we decided to have
Speaker 12: a baby shower on this same day. She also stated
Speaker 12: there's no bad blood between her and the four other
Speaker 12: pregnant ladies.
Speaker 7: Uh.
Speaker 1: There was speculation that it could be a hoax to
Speaker 1: promote his new songs, and I hope it is Everagee
Speaker 1: who these kids ain't gonna be a to go to college.
Speaker 6: All of them are gonna go at the same time.
Speaker 6: Somebody gotta get a trade or something. Everybody ain't gonna
Speaker 6: make the cut go to college. I'm just letting y'all
Speaker 6: know all five that ain't gonna be to go just
Speaker 6: that's really sad.
Speaker 2: It's sad.
Speaker 1: That's really it's sick.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's sad because but who the hell said zitdy
Speaker 3: gonna have a long career in rap, that's what you
Speaker 3: said about. Yeah, because kids, somebody likes somebody ain't going
Speaker 3: to college. I believe that he's gonna be able to
Speaker 3: take care of these Let me let me see jay
Speaker 3: z Zitty don't see it happening.
Speaker 1: You gotta take care think of the babies when you're
Speaker 1: doing all this stuff.
Speaker 2: Okay, what is that's hit song?
Speaker 10: We don't know it?
Speaker 2: Ye TikTok.
Speaker 3: You got four baby mom head boy? And then who
Speaker 3: are these ladies? That's the sad part.
Speaker 1: I mean all jokes aside the comfort.
Speaker 5: Yeah, then you.
Speaker 11: Allow this man to treat you this way and get
Speaker 11: all of you all pregnant at the same time. Now
Speaker 11: y'all celebrating, y'all pregnant.
Speaker 3: It's not even your moments again. Long, No, I thought
Speaker 3: your mom you' shanted with three other women.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you got a special at all. That's horrible and.
Speaker 1: Poor special.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 2: Yeah, he need to go Nick Cannon and try to
Speaker 2: get some names together.
Speaker 4: Well.
Speaker 1: Zetti's song is chat Chat by the way, junior chat
Speaker 1: Chat Chat Chat what not chat yaw slide. Okay, we
Speaker 1: know that.
Speaker 12: All right, go ahead, coming up twenty minutes after the hour,
Speaker 12: we're gonna play a quick game of One has to
Speaker 12: go right after this.
Speaker 10: You're listening morning show.
Speaker 1: All right, guys, one of these has to go. Uh lotion, soap, deodorant?
Speaker 2: Okay, soap got to be here. Yeah, just the lotions.
Speaker 3: But I'm clean.
Speaker 2: I just that's so.
Speaker 3: I ain't funky either. Lotion be out here, care what
Speaker 3: you say?
Speaker 1: One has to go. Roaches, mosquitoes, spiders.
Speaker 2: And roaches.
Speaker 3: Roaches have to go.
Speaker 6: Roaches.
Speaker 1: That's the most hated.
Speaker 3: And because roaches infest your house, and it almost feel
Speaker 3: like some people treating like family. Yeah, they don't try
Speaker 3: to kill him. I can't can't do roach, I can't.
Speaker 3: But yeah, siders, Yeah I killed over roaches, but roaches
Speaker 3: not like McCaul. You ain't ever sitting nobody the house
Speaker 3: and seeing the roads go up the wall and they
Speaker 3: ain't dead nothing. You want to kill him, but it's
Speaker 3: not your house.
Speaker 2: Wasn't there roaches when I was little?
Speaker 3: I don't, but we was was killing. We was at
Speaker 3: a war with roaches.
Speaker 1: We had a whole war roaches there's a chef on.
Speaker 12: I think the GRAM recently, and he was he was
Speaker 12: a chef and he was making a live video making something.
Speaker 3: Roach was on the wall.
Speaker 2: He turned around, he turned around, try to kill roaches
Speaker 2: just back there. Yeah, let me get in this shot.
Speaker 2: Me getting this shot.
Speaker 1: A lot of customer.
Speaker 3: But yeah, so he broach like his family.
Speaker 12: All right, Okay, if you're a woman, buck teeth, hairy arms,
Speaker 12: harry under arms, or corns on the toes.
Speaker 1: This is for the men for if one has to go. No, no,
Speaker 1: no one has to go on a woman.
Speaker 3: If you see a buck tee, te.
Speaker 1: Harry, under arms, or corns on their on their.
Speaker 2: Toes, oh I can't do the coss got to go.
Speaker 1: So you can take buck teeth.
Speaker 2: Mine, but your feet looking like that and your buck
Speaker 2: te but their.
Speaker 3: Feet got to be right, yeah, tongue them down.
Speaker 6: Right, and we're gonna have to do something. We have
Speaker 6: to cone this half on your arm. We cool, but
Speaker 6: we got.
Speaker 3: No if you if you put a heel on, if
Speaker 3: you put a heel on and there's knots in the heel,
Speaker 3: no I don't want that.
Speaker 12: All oxtails, turkey necks, neckbones. One has to go neck.
Speaker 2: Bones, got it? Neck bones. I'm not a neck bone guy.
Speaker 2: I'm turkey next and I still.
Speaker 3: Too, but neckbone and you know what, you know, it
Speaker 3: ain't never enough to meet on a neck box.
Speaker 2: And I don't know who niked? Is what niked? Where
Speaker 2: is it coming from?
Speaker 1: What does that come from?
Speaker 4: Parlam?
Speaker 3: What the neck bones?
Speaker 5: Who?
Speaker 4: Yeah? Who is this?
Speaker 2: I can't I think it's a pig. It's a pig. Yeah.
Speaker 2: I don't want that. I don't want the neckbox?
Speaker 12: All right, Guys coming up in thirty four minutes after
Speaker 12: the hour, have you ever slipped up and hooked up
Speaker 12: with an X and then seriously regretted it?
Speaker 2: Remembered why you're listening?
Speaker 10: Morning show?
Speaker 12: Well, today's show co host Hoda Codby revealed that she
Speaker 12: recently had a tryst with an unnamed X and she
Speaker 12: regrets it ever happened. She said she wished she had
Speaker 12: more willpower. Hoda is single and dating now after ending
Speaker 12: an eight year relationship. So here's a question for you, guys,
Speaker 12: years before you got married, Okay, did you hook up
Speaker 12: with an X and immediately regret it?
Speaker 5: Do you.
Speaker 1: Stay away?
Speaker 10: What happened?
Speaker 1: What happened?
Speaker 2: Sorry to drudge us and do it since we here,
Speaker 2: this's is gone.
Speaker 3: Thank you for the disclaiming.
Speaker 2: That that meant that, that's why we talked about.
Speaker 14: Whenever we asked questions like this, of course they show Okay,
Speaker 14: we'll answer it.
Speaker 2: I said, yes, I don't want to expound on it.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I expound him.
Speaker 6: I did it.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I did, and I read it regret.
Speaker 6: You know what.
Speaker 3: The reason why I realized why I was with in
Speaker 3: the first place.
Speaker 2: She couldn't read what.
Speaker 1: When I got together, I were reading No.
Speaker 6: No.
Speaker 3: It was like she had nothing to talk about because
Speaker 3: she ain't reading nothing. She ain't know nothing. I had
Speaker 3: to usually have to give the newspaper. Just read this
Speaker 3: article and let's just discuss it. Because other than being yeah, no, no,
Speaker 3: other than you just being fine, you have nothing to
Speaker 3: talk about. That's what made the relationship born. You have
Speaker 3: nothing to.
Speaker 2: Offer it just no, no, no, fine works. You don't
Speaker 2: have to say.
Speaker 9: Nothing but.
Speaker 3: Be fine, and you you in the relationship. And she
Speaker 3: can't read, she don't know nothing. Every time you go
Speaker 3: out to a restaurant, she don't know what the order,
Speaker 3: she don't know nothing.
Speaker 2: She came with order for her She fine no, And
Speaker 2: unless she said about it, what is what do you
Speaker 2: what did you then?
Speaker 1: How did you happen to hook up with her again?
Speaker 3: Because she's fine? What you mean over there, say, jigga,
Speaker 3: don't judge me.
Speaker 2: Don't judge you asked.
Speaker 1: The question about she can't.
Speaker 2: Place.
Speaker 3: She has nothing to talk about.
Speaker 6: You're not talking this for a moment, junior. You just
Speaker 6: do it and don't make eye contact. This is just
Speaker 6: for a moment.
Speaker 3: When you sit up there and look at somebody and
Speaker 3: all they's just saying she's fine, though I thought so fine.
Speaker 3: Don't you don't it, don't it, don't it, don't it,
Speaker 3: don't it, don't supply everything?
Speaker 2: She just fine.
Speaker 3: But I swear to God, she didn't know nothing was
Speaker 3: happening in the world.
Speaker 2: Nothing do it all for me. I'm just telling you,
Speaker 2: I just I don't know this one over here.
Speaker 4: You need to watch.
Speaker 3: Trying to put the disclaim up because you didn't marry
Speaker 3: the fiant. You married somebody some sense, didn't.
Speaker 6: I don't care if you just found out slavery was
Speaker 6: Come on over here, come on, girl, get you some.
Speaker 1: You got you got socks?
Speaker 2: Now, Yes, you do hush up.
Speaker 1: That North, but you regret it now.
Speaker 2: Like holder, it's yeah. That feeling afterwards is like I
Speaker 2: had no business doing that.
Speaker 1: So then what do you what?
Speaker 11: What is?
Speaker 2: What do you do after that? You know, I'm looking
Speaker 2: for my shoes and my shirt. I'm trying to get about.
Speaker 1: Okay, you know what makes it?
Speaker 3: It's the phone call after because we don't know what
Speaker 3: to say each other after we know we had no
Speaker 3: business doing it.
Speaker 2: But when they called and asked you, like, so what
Speaker 2: we're doing now, we're not doing the damn.
Speaker 1: Thing nothing, so they think you're back together.
Speaker 2: No we're not. No, we're not that. Yeah, no, you
Speaker 2: know we're not.
Speaker 3: Mama wanted to talk to you.
Speaker 2: Tell you mama, Dad.
Speaker 3: Not talking no more, mama. Mama asked, what are you
Speaker 3: coming by? Tell you mama paralyfe I ain't going back
Speaker 3: back here.
Speaker 2: No, tell your mama my wednesday.
Speaker 3: Yeah we did to you.
Speaker 8: We did to you.
Speaker 3: No wow, oh wow, Okay we should have did this
Speaker 3: in the first place. We got back together.
Speaker 1: No, just because she was fine that made you do it?
Speaker 2: All right? All right?
Speaker 1: Thanks guys.
Speaker 12: Coming up next to nephew with today's prank phone call.
Speaker 12: Right after this, you're listening Morning show coming up at
Speaker 12: about four minutes after the hour. It's my strawberry letter
Speaker 12: for today and the subject is he needs new underwear. Okay,
Speaker 12: we'll get into that.
Speaker 1: Find out what they got.
Speaker 2: A trials conversation right there.
Speaker 1: Right now, it's time for the nephew and the prank
Speaker 1: phone call for today. Nephew, what you got?
Speaker 6: You know, when people pass away, I just truly believe
Speaker 6: that they ought to be buried or not buried, but
Speaker 6: they should have their funeral wherever they hung out the most.
Speaker 2: Do you understand what I'm saying, wherever they hung out
Speaker 2: the most?
Speaker 3: What?
Speaker 2: Yeah? So, I mean, I mean, think about it this
Speaker 2: right here.
Speaker 6: Choppa dye So since Choppa dyed, choppap was always at
Speaker 6: the closet, you know what I'm saying, So we should
Speaker 6: have Chopper's funeral at the club, don't you think, Well,
Speaker 6: that's what chapel was. That's where people knew him from.
Speaker 6: People knew Chopper from the club. Why would we not
Speaker 6: set up some tables and set up some chill and
Speaker 6: bring the casket in there and have cho the.
Speaker 2: Club at the club. Ain't nobody doing that? We're find
Speaker 2: to do it right now. This is Chopper's funeral at
Speaker 2: the club.
Speaker 6: Chopper's funeral at the club, cat Dog, if you could, Uh,
Speaker 6: I'm trying to reach James James, Yeah, yeah, what's up. Hey,
Speaker 6: This this is Gerald. I was a friend of uh,
Speaker 6: your friend Chapel. Yeah, Chopper just uh passed away last week, right, Yeah,
Speaker 6: I know they supposed to have the funeral and stuff
Speaker 6: over at at my Baptist church. And uh, I don't
Speaker 6: really know you, but me and me and Choppa and
Speaker 6: a bunch of rest those man when you used to
Speaker 6: hang out at the club not too far from the house,
Speaker 6: you know, that's pretty much where Chopper was all.
Speaker 2: The time at the club.
Speaker 6: Anyway, what a bunch of us was over at the
Speaker 6: club talking, man, and I was we was really want
Speaker 6: to reach out to one of the family members, you know,
Speaker 6: And then somebody said you was, you know, kind of
Speaker 6: a good friend of his, and we we we we
Speaker 6: decided to call you and see if you didn't mind.
Speaker 6: Do you think that you can talk to uh some
Speaker 6: of the family members and see if they don't mind
Speaker 6: having the funeral.
Speaker 13: At the club at the club.
Speaker 2: See what, let me let me try to explain something
Speaker 2: to you, Jane. What we're trying to do is.
Speaker 13: See, we believe that we believe you said at the club,
Speaker 13: come on the club funeral, And that's what I understand it.
Speaker 6: But see, see Choppel Chop ain't really go to church
Speaker 6: a whole lot. You know what I'm saying, He ain't
Speaker 6: really really go along as I've been knowing.
Speaker 2: Now he loved the Lord and stuff like that, clayl.
Speaker 13: But these are church going folks, fer I understand.
Speaker 6: But see Chapel wouldn't Chapel when Chapel went to the club.
Speaker 6: So what I'm asking you is, let's have the funeral
Speaker 6: at the club.
Speaker 9: Hell, no, bro, come on, we can't have no funeral
Speaker 9: at no club.
Speaker 13: Man, Come on, No, no, I can't.
Speaker 6: But but what what I'm saying is dog is that
Speaker 6: he wasn't really he wasn't really no church going person.
Speaker 6: I believe that a person ought to be uh the
Speaker 6: last words are to be said over him in a
Speaker 6: place he's more familiar with.
Speaker 13: You know what I'm saying, A player? Player, No, I don't.
Speaker 13: I don't know what you mean. No, just just gotta
Speaker 13: be a funeral. This is this is church, for I
Speaker 13: go to church and all my folks go to church.
Speaker 13: Now we got to this sing up in church. This
Speaker 13: this is a church thing.
Speaker 6: But you don't, you don't feel But do you understand
Speaker 6: where I'm coming from? Know, there a man ought to
Speaker 6: gone on and the last words are to be in
Speaker 6: a place he more familiar with.
Speaker 2: Now, if he went to church, then I understand that.
Speaker 13: You said, oh bro, hell no, no, See it's his
Speaker 13: chance to get itself right. And we don't.
Speaker 9: We don't have them up in church in front of everybody.
Speaker 13: You know, that don't make sense. Who's this again?
Speaker 9: I mean, who are you?
Speaker 2: My name is Gerald, but.
Speaker 13: Who is Gerald?
Speaker 7: I mean?
Speaker 3: How do you?
Speaker 13: How do you relate to this? Are you a preacher?
Speaker 13: Or are you not?
Speaker 5: No?
Speaker 6: You no, no, no, no, I'm I was friends with
Speaker 6: Chopper and see I hung out at the club and
Speaker 6: still hang out there with a whole bunch of you know,
Speaker 6: was real good friends with Chopper, and we were saying that,
Speaker 6: you know, Choppers, the last words about Chopper or to
Speaker 6: be said at the club, because see that's what Chopper was.
Speaker 2: But five six days a week, that's what Chappa was.
Speaker 13: Yeah. But what church are you affiliated with?
Speaker 5: I mean, what? What?
Speaker 13: Why the hell would I I try to talk to
Speaker 13: the family, make me look stupid in front of the family.
Speaker 13: Telling them to put this thing in the club.
Speaker 9: How is that gonna go off?
Speaker 2: Well? See, see, that's what I'm saying. You know them
Speaker 2: way more than we do, because.
Speaker 13: You're talking about trying to move from a damn funeral
Speaker 13: at a church to a damn nightclub or a strip
Speaker 13: club or something.
Speaker 2: No, no, no strip club, just a nightclub.
Speaker 13: I mean, you're talking about maving folks travel from across
Speaker 13: the country and meeting in the damn club.
Speaker 9: What kind of that.
Speaker 2: But that's what chaper was. That's what Chapel was.
Speaker 9: I'm gonna look, if I'm the one telling them this
Speaker 9: ruted to the damn.
Speaker 2: Club, You're gonna look like somebody that's trying.
Speaker 13: To I'm gonna look like a food No, you're not.
Speaker 2: You're gonna look like somebody's trying to keep it real.
Speaker 5: Come to the damn funeral.
Speaker 9: If I was to do something like that, Okay, okay.
Speaker 2: Let me ask you this hit in.
Speaker 6: Let me ask you this here, Jane, do you think
Speaker 6: do you think you can maybe get the body and
Speaker 6: bring it over to the club. Now, well, just saying
Speaker 6: before they even do the funeral or.
Speaker 13: Whatever, Hell no, I ain't touching getting to walk in
Speaker 13: the dog by myself. Don't touch this body for hell.
Speaker 6: Now, we're just trying to say our last words at
Speaker 6: Chopper Man in the place.
Speaker 9: That Chopper mon, no help again.
Speaker 13: You you get my number.
Speaker 2: Somebody at the club had your number said you was print.
Speaker 13: What do y'all call me? Of all folks, what y'all
Speaker 13: call me?
Speaker 2: They say you good? You in with the family, and
Speaker 2: you can.
Speaker 13: Tell me with the family. But I ain't in in
Speaker 13: the family. Make me look stupid.
Speaker 9: Tell now, won't y'all? I get out of them to
Speaker 9: the family. Y'all call the family, y'all tell them.
Speaker 13: That yourself, man, I won't.
Speaker 2: I just trying to get you to bring the body
Speaker 2: by man.
Speaker 13: And let us no, I ain't touching no dead body.
Speaker 2: We just want to have one last drink with Chopper Man.
Speaker 9: You have one with your boys, and you get together
Speaker 9: with them and y'all talk about bottom and let them
Speaker 9: know how Chopper was, what kind of prison he was,
Speaker 9: what kind of person We.
Speaker 1: Need to We want Chopp up to be there.
Speaker 2: This Chopper, this is Chopper you're talking about man.
Speaker 13: Bring y'all to the chudge. Y'all need to be up
Speaker 13: in the church.
Speaker 1: We want to have Chopper at the club.
Speaker 9: We know mo man, y'all fuller, well, we known my
Speaker 9: have my looking like a fool at the damn funeral?
Speaker 1: What this about Chopper?
Speaker 6: Yo?
Speaker 13: And damn writing about chopping?
Speaker 1: You'll break Chopper to that club.
Speaker 13: Y'all tripping, man, I ain't doing. I'm just going to
Speaker 13: this funeral. I'm gonna care to say what I think
Speaker 13: about chopping.
Speaker 9: And I'm tall. If y'all want to add crazy in
Speaker 9: front of town, y'all call the falling, y'allseelfing do this.
Speaker 1: Look, I got one more thing I want to say.
Speaker 9: I don't even know you what?
Speaker 5: What? What?
Speaker 2: This his nephew Tommy from the Steve Harvey Morning Show.
Speaker 2: You just got pranked by your boy. This nephew timy
Speaker 2: Man from the Steve Harvey Morning Show. Your boy told
Speaker 2: me to prank you man, y'all.
Speaker 13: I just know y'all ain't did it.
Speaker 2: This is nephew.
Speaker 13: No, no, oh man, I can't believe it.
Speaker 9: No, he didn't.
Speaker 13: I can't even believe he did that.
Speaker 6: Hey man, I got one more thing to ask you, man,
Speaker 6: what is what is the baddest radio show in the land, The.
Speaker 13: Steve Harve and Moaning Show.
Speaker 1: Play too much.
Speaker 6: I told you so, so come on, man, if I
Speaker 6: if I left, if I left notes on when, whenever
Speaker 6: I whenever I leave here. I wanted to have it
Speaker 6: at the radio station, y'all, wouldn't y'all wouldn't want to
Speaker 6: have it at work the studio, y'all, wouldn't.
Speaker 3: I want to use my key key card to see you.
Speaker 3: I ain't.
Speaker 2: Brus myself in to see.
Speaker 1: And walk in and remember where you used to have
Speaker 1: to sign.
Speaker 3: In, sign in to see you and put a mask
Speaker 3: on because I'm in.
Speaker 1: That's crazy.
Speaker 6: It's it's the where am I at this weekend? Let
Speaker 6: me see Funnybone, Baby, Funnybone. I am headed to Dayton,
Speaker 6: Ohio this weekend Friday, Saturday night one show Friday two
Speaker 6: on Saturday, Dayton. Oh high, Oh, the nephew is coming
Speaker 6: to the city. High in the middle, low on the outside.
Speaker 6: Oh Hi, Oh, the nephew will be there at the
Speaker 6: Funny Bone take its own sale.
Speaker 1: You're read now, all right, nephew, thank you?
Speaker 12: Coming up next, Strawberry letter for today. The subject is
Speaker 12: he needs new underwear. We'll get into that right after this.
Speaker 12: You're listening Steve Hardy Morning Show. It is time now
Speaker 12: for today's Strawberry Letter, and if you need advice on relationships, work, sex, parenting,
Speaker 12: and more. Please submit your Strawberry Letter to Steve HARVEYFM
Speaker 12: dot com by clicking submit Strawberry Letter.
Speaker 1: We could be reading your letter.
Speaker 10: We could be reading your letter.
Speaker 1: We really could.
Speaker 10: And you never know.
Speaker 1: This one right here could be yours if we read
Speaker 1: it on the air.
Speaker 8: You don't know.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it could be yours. Buckle up and hold on tight.
Speaker 2: We got it for you. Here it is Strawberry.
Speaker 11: I thank you.
Speaker 1: Nephew.
Speaker 12: He needs new underwear is the subject. Okay, he needs
Speaker 12: new underwear. Dear Stephen Shirley, My husband is very particular
Speaker 12: about all of his things. He had a professional organizer
Speaker 12: come and do his side of the closet, and I
Speaker 12: had to have a tantrum to get him to pay
Speaker 12: to get my closet done. I'm so glad we have
Speaker 12: separate closets because with my busy schedule and a newborn,
Speaker 12: I don't have time to keep my closet neat like his.
Speaker 12: My husband has a shopping addiction too. When he goes to.
Speaker 1: Hang with his boys, he needs a new shirt, or
Speaker 1: a new jogging suit or new dress. Pants.
Speaker 12: I have asked him a million times if he's really
Speaker 12: going to hang with his friends because he is dressed
Speaker 12: so nicely.
Speaker 1: He has a thing about his underwear too.
Speaker 12: There is only one designer that he will wear, and
Speaker 12: they're expensive. They are made of buttery soft, of a
Speaker 12: buttery soft blend of silk, and I wear the panties
Speaker 12: by the same designer. I have given him the underwear
Speaker 12: as a gift, but every time I turn around, he's
Speaker 12: buying more. I wash and fold all of his clothes,
Speaker 12: and I've noticed that his underwear goes missing. If I
Speaker 12: ask him about the underwear, he gets defensive and asks
Speaker 12: why I'm taking inventory of his underwear. It's what a
Speaker 12: wife does, and I do it with my children's clothes too.
Speaker 12: If things are tattered, I throw them away and buy
Speaker 12: them some new ones. But my husband cannot tell me
Speaker 12: why his underwear keeps disappearing. He lied and said they
Speaker 12: shrink or they nip when I wash them, they rip
Speaker 12: when I wash them. As much as he pays for
Speaker 12: his underwear, they should last fifty years before they shrink
Speaker 12: or tear up. He just asked me the other day
Speaker 12: to order him six more T shirts and six pair
Speaker 12: of underwear. If he was cheating or leaving his underwear
Speaker 12: at someone else's house, why would he ask me to
Speaker 12: order him more? Can you tell me how his underwear
Speaker 12: keeps disappearing because he can't?
Speaker 1: Okay, honestly, I don't know why his underwear is missing.
Speaker 1: I really don't.
Speaker 12: I can't answer you. The only thing I can think
Speaker 12: of is that he is leaving them somewhere. We all
Speaker 12: lose things.
Speaker 1: Yeah, we lose our keys, we lose our.
Speaker 12: Wallets, we lose our socks in the laundry, etc. But
Speaker 12: very seldom do we lose our underwear.
Speaker 1: Very very seldom do we do that.
Speaker 12: First of all, the underwear has to be off of
Speaker 12: our bodies to actually lose them, So it does make
Speaker 12: you think he's leaving them somewhere, like at another woman's
Speaker 12: house or something.
Speaker 1: Okay, why else would he get so defensive when you
Speaker 1: ask about them?
Speaker 12: You deserve answers, And of course they shouldn't tear up
Speaker 12: so easily if they're that expensive. I love how he
Speaker 12: tried to blame you and say you damage them when
Speaker 12: you wash them. None of this, what he's talking about
Speaker 12: is adding up a lot of wives. Monitor they wash,
Speaker 12: they take care of and buy their husband's underwear so
Speaker 12: he can lose the attitude. I say, stop buying new
Speaker 12: ones until he tells you the truth about what's really
Speaker 12: going on with his missing and dwindling underwear. There's definitely
Speaker 12: more to this story. Somebody's lying and it's him, Tommy.
Speaker 6: Is he The three things that could possibly be happening
Speaker 6: because I've I've been on that side where I've been
Speaker 6: coming up short with my draws.
Speaker 2: Okay, I've I've been there myself.
Speaker 6: First is one, there's a possibility that your husband is
Speaker 6: a stripper and you don't know that, you know, because
Speaker 6: I mean that happens.
Speaker 2: I'm like, like, I mean I had my spell. I
Speaker 2: did a year, So what what I mean?
Speaker 6: I don't There's certain things I don't want to discuss,
Speaker 6: but I mean I did a year, okay, And you know.
Speaker 2: You heard me.
Speaker 1: What was your stripper's name?
Speaker 2: Stri me? Stripper Tommy Strimey.
Speaker 6: So you know people tear your draws off, you know,
Speaker 6: I used to get my draws to all the time.
Speaker 6: Doesn't mean that happens. That happens. So that's a possibility
Speaker 6: that that's what's going on. Your husband could possibly be
Speaker 6: a stripper and women do that, but they just you know,
Speaker 6: they get carried away when they go see these men stripping.
Speaker 2: They tatty draws off. I mean, it happens off the time.
Speaker 1: So uh, that's one thing speaking from experience.
Speaker 2: I'm speaking from experience. Okay. And then and then y'all,
Speaker 2: I mean, y'all didn't That's just something y'all didn't know
Speaker 2: about me. I used to strip. Okay, let's get past
Speaker 2: that part. Just get past it.
Speaker 1: Okay, we need a minute, get past it. Well, first
Speaker 1: I want you to.
Speaker 6: Quit vigitalizing me, because that's what y'all trying to do
Speaker 6: is vializes.
Speaker 2: Stop, it's not what you're doing. Okay. Now here's the
Speaker 2: second thing. And I used to do this too.
Speaker 6: It's possible that he is a magician and he making
Speaker 6: his draws disamaining.
Speaker 2: You know what I'm saying. I used to do that.
Speaker 2: I could make you I did a year.
Speaker 6: I did a year, and I would I would make
Speaker 6: my draws disappear, you know what I'm saying. It happens, right,
Speaker 6: and you know I could pull the rabbit out the
Speaker 6: hat and all that. But my closing was when I
Speaker 6: made my drawer disappear. It was just amazing.
Speaker 2: That was my That was my Yeah, that was my clothing.
Speaker 6: Now late, I want you to listen to me, so
Speaker 6: those two things can happen or this last one. And
Speaker 6: I hate to say it, but because I don't want
Speaker 6: nobody to take my idea. But it's it's possible that
Speaker 6: he is making a draws quilt. That's what he could
Speaker 6: possibly be doing, is making a draws quilt.
Speaker 2: Quilted draws.
Speaker 6: I mean, it's just it's a beautiful thing when you
Speaker 6: have just patches and patches of draws, quipped quilted draws. Yeah,
Speaker 6: and that, and you're talking about this is nice fabric
Speaker 6: and all this and so quilted drawls.
Speaker 2: I mean, it's one of those three. Don't don't don't
Speaker 2: get so excited about it. Oh that's I have. I
Speaker 2: have a quilted drawls I have.
Speaker 12: All Right, we're gonna have part two of the Strawberry
Speaker 12: Letter coming up.
Speaker 3: We got to hear from Junior.
Speaker 2: You don't you don't hear from me.
Speaker 1: I probably don't want to make twenty.
Speaker 12: Three minutes after the hour, Today's Strawberry Letter subject he
Speaker 12: needs new underwear.
Speaker 1: We'll get back into it, right after.
Speaker 12: This, you're listening hard morning show. All right, it is
Speaker 12: time now to recap the Strawberry letter.
Speaker 2: We got to do this, uh.
Speaker 12: Subject, he needs a new underwear now. This was written
Speaker 12: by a woman whose husband, she says, is very particular
Speaker 12: about all of his things. He had a professional organizer
Speaker 12: come in and do his closet, all of this. He
Speaker 12: likes when he goes out with his friends, he has
Speaker 12: to have new clothes, new dress pants, new jogging suits,
Speaker 12: you know, all of this, new shirts, all of that
Speaker 12: when he hangs out with his boys. And you know,
Speaker 12: she's getting a little suspicious because why does he have
Speaker 12: to dress so nicely just to hang out with the boys.
Speaker 12: And the one thing that's really getting to her is
Speaker 12: that his underwear seems to be disappearing, and he wears
Speaker 12: very expensive underwear. She knows because she wears her underwear
Speaker 12: from this. She buys her underwear from the same designer.
Speaker 12: But they keep coming up short, they keep missing, and
Speaker 12: he keeps asking her to buy him new underwear. And
Speaker 12: she's getting worried because, you know, as the woman of
Speaker 12: the house, she kind of monitors, you know, and make
Speaker 12: sure they're okay, not tattered, and all of that and
Speaker 12: if they need new when she replaces them. But he's
Speaker 12: asking her much too frequently because they're expensive, and she
Speaker 12: wants to know. He tried to blame it on her.
Speaker 12: He said he didn't know, he got an attitude when
Speaker 12: she asked him.
Speaker 1: He said, well, maybe you wash it. You know, when
Speaker 1: you wash him, they rip and all of that.
Speaker 12: So she wants to know if he's cheating or leaving
Speaker 12: his underwear at someone else's house, and why does he
Speaker 12: keep asking her to order him more? You know, I said, yeah,
Speaker 12: he could be very well be cheating leaving them someplace else.
Speaker 4: Uh.
Speaker 12: Strawmy also known as Tommy, said that it could be
Speaker 12: one of.
Speaker 1: Tommy. That's what that stands for, straw Me.
Speaker 12: He can be a stripper, a magician, or making an
Speaker 12: underwear quilt thow.
Speaker 5: That is.
Speaker 1: And then now starting time to hear from Junior. What
Speaker 1: you got Junior?
Speaker 3: First of all, Uh, yeah, don'g see. You know, I
Speaker 3: got draws I've had, you know, for a very long time.
Speaker 3: They get washed and I put them back in the drawer,
Speaker 3: and you know, but it's the type of draws I
Speaker 3: have probably you know.
Speaker 6: Uh.
Speaker 3: First of all, Uh, what draws are made of? Buttery
Speaker 3: soft blend of silk. I don't know them, buttery. I
Speaker 3: don't even know what draws these is. Now here's what
Speaker 3: the other problem I have too, Shirley, my wife and
Speaker 3: I cannot have both buttery silk does I don't know
Speaker 3: who that is. I don't want to have the same
Speaker 3: draws on that my wife has on in the same
Speaker 3: texture because I can't feel like the man of the house. Father.
Speaker 3: Now now let me tell you something. Now, I don't
Speaker 3: care where they missing that that's got nothing to do
Speaker 3: with it. My prime is I'm a man, okay, and
Speaker 3: being a man, I may have to fight at any moment.
Speaker 3: Now I realized this, I cannot win the fight. Fill
Speaker 3: in buttery.
Speaker 1: Can't bothering you?
Speaker 2: Okay, I can't win, you know. See he ain't underwear.
Speaker 3: Were talking about draws, these draws? Sure say, I don't
Speaker 3: want no buttery silk soft blend of buttery because if
Speaker 3: I'm swinging and I'm fighting, I can slip out my pants.
Speaker 3: Now I'm out here, not out here with my paint now, Couse,
Speaker 3: my draws is buttery silk, and I'm fighting. Boy, Now
Speaker 3: I don't even know it because I got a buttery
Speaker 3: silk blind.
Speaker 2: Now now, now about losing the fight. They laughing at me.
Speaker 2: I can't do it. See, uh, that's why I like
Speaker 2: fruit of the loop. Let's just go ahead and get
Speaker 2: them a butter butter.
Speaker 3: They know when you look at them, when you look
Speaker 3: at the commercial of fruit, look, the fruits was fighting.
Speaker 1: See that's the one.
Speaker 2: That's why I bought them, because they fight.
Speaker 4: The fruit.
Speaker 3: The grapes was fighting. Everybody saw this.
Speaker 2: The apple, the apple was fighting. You know, everybody knew that.
Speaker 3: That's why I got them. They spoke to me, buttery
Speaker 3: soft silkle blend. Me and my wife got the same
Speaker 3: draws off. They don't speak to me. I can't tell
Speaker 3: her to go make me some coffee, and she got
Speaker 3: the same buttery silk on I got. Can't force her
Speaker 3: to make dinner. She got the same buttery soft silk
Speaker 3: on I got. Now I'm in the kitchen cooking because
Speaker 3: we got the same buttery silk softness butter.
Speaker 2: Now you're talking about what paying.
Speaker 1: To forget that.
Speaker 3: We don't know where they're going. But I know that
Speaker 3: we we cannot, we cannot have the coexistence. If I
Speaker 3: can't tell you, you know, I try to you know,
Speaker 3: I try to pull her stuff and do this stuff
Speaker 3: and do this all tuckle with her, and then she
Speaker 3: do it to me too, and I'm not winning. I'm demasculated.
Speaker 3: Nobody wants buttery silk.
Speaker 1: As a man.
Speaker 2: I'll tell you right now.
Speaker 3: Pull our whole, pull our whole, a network, pull everybody
Speaker 3: and say hey, man, do you want butter and silk?
Speaker 3: Draw and it's probably gonna come back two percent. Oh,
Speaker 3: just pull up. Yeah, he the only one that want
Speaker 3: buttery silk. I guarantee that's it.
Speaker 6: And we're talking about friend though, I kind of want
Speaker 6: to put them on. I'd like to know the brain I.
Speaker 1: I gotta fight.
Speaker 2: I got this too much.
Speaker 3: I'm fighting the world right now, and then then the
Speaker 3: whole world on. I got buttery silk draws on. Nobody
Speaker 3: respect know what kind of draws you got, fat, It
Speaker 3: ain't just buttery silk. It's a buttery silk blean well.
Speaker 11: I see it on Amazon, buttery soft underwear, Amazon Shop
Speaker 11: Men's Fashion.
Speaker 2: How much is it?
Speaker 3: I don't know if they If they more than ten
Speaker 3: thouars a pack, I'm not buying them.
Speaker 2: I'm staying where I'm at.
Speaker 3: Oh this one, I'm staying.
Speaker 12: Where youngest one, your old school, all right, leave your
Speaker 12: comments on Today's Strawberry Letter on instagrat, the Strawberry Letter
Speaker 12: Podcast on the Free iHeartRadio app where free never sounded
Speaker 12: so good. Coming up next, Junior with his not Buttery
Speaker 12: Silk Underwear and sports Talk right out Mechanics.
Speaker 2: On their backs with Butter Silk.
Speaker 10: You're listening, Harvey Morning Show.
Speaker 1: It is time now for sports talk with Junior.
Speaker 10: What you got jor?
Speaker 3: Well, you know division round of the playoffs in the
Speaker 3: NFL was a really good weekend of football and uh,
Speaker 3: a little sad today. So yeah, yeah, you know, you know,
Speaker 3: the Ravens beat the Texas thirty four to ten.
Speaker 2: Chap, I don't feel so bad. Don't don't beat yourself.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, we had a good run.
Speaker 9: We did.
Speaker 2: We had a good run. He did?
Speaker 9: He did?
Speaker 2: You already know who did?
Speaker 1: Not already? Text me?
Speaker 2: Did you get yours? I don't respond to Steves. I
Speaker 2: don't respond to Steve.
Speaker 4: I don't do that.
Speaker 2: You know you talked to me when you when you
Speaker 2: decide you want to come to work, that's when that's
Speaker 2: when you talked.
Speaker 3: All right, But congratulations to Lamar Jackson.
Speaker 1: Lamar Jackson.
Speaker 3: Yeah, Baltimore, man, man, and then uh, you know, man,
Speaker 3: the forty nine ers. I almost thought the package was
Speaker 3: going to win this game. The forty nine ers over
Speaker 3: the package twenty four to twenty one. It looked like
Speaker 3: the forty nine is gonna upset them. But you know, hey, later,
Speaker 3: thanks Jange, forty nine Ers twenty four, the package twenty one,
Speaker 3: and then you know what, let's go ahead and give
Speaker 3: it up for Detroit though, Detroit in the building, Detroit,
Speaker 3: baby a g a g Come on, man over.
Speaker 2: The bucks thirty one, two and three.
Speaker 3: Talk about any of that game with your boy coming
Speaker 3: to Baker Mayfield through that pick at the last other
Speaker 3: two minutes, and.
Speaker 6: That was it.
Speaker 2: Yep, yep, yep, yep.
Speaker 1: The Troit is on fire. The whole sideline was up
Speaker 1: and down.
Speaker 2: Come on the fielder that didn't say that said everybody's
Speaker 2: gonna come out.
Speaker 3: It's Detroit though.
Speaker 2: Did down to the final four.
Speaker 3: Baby yeah, and look, man, look at this again playing
Speaker 3: these chiefs.
Speaker 1: Man, Hush Dave, our engineer is from Kansas City.
Speaker 3: You can tell everybody.
Speaker 2: Twenty seven twenty four over the bills.
Speaker 3: I mean they they pulled it off again on the
Speaker 3: road in Buffalo man.
Speaker 2: I mean, what can you say by pass but looking
Speaker 2: for a job.
Speaker 3: He's gonna be looking for a job. He's gonna be
Speaker 3: looking for a job because the Bills, Mafia, Bill WFIA,
Speaker 3: they don't play. Yeah, they said so next Sunday, Championship Sunday.
Speaker 3: We got the Chiefs and the Ravens. Then we got
Speaker 3: the Lions and forty nine ers. That's Championship Sunday.
Speaker 2: Next week.
Speaker 3: We'll talk about it all week. What's gonna happen. Who's
Speaker 3: gonna see what? Because be on this road to the
Speaker 3: super Bowl.
Speaker 2: So guess what.
Speaker 3: Hey, man, thank you Texas for a great season. It's
Speaker 3: the last day y'all see the hat. Y'all won't see
Speaker 3: it no more after this.
Speaker 2: That's it. Good job, your job, you wear in your hat.
Speaker 2: Man with a fan, we just hated the playoffs, no more.
Speaker 1: Thank you, Sorry about those Texans. Thank you, Junior.
Speaker 12: Coming up at the top of the hour, we'll have
Speaker 12: more of the Steve Harvey Morning Show right after this.
Speaker 10: You're listening Harvey Morning Show.
Speaker 12: All right, guys, this person needs some advice. This is
Speaker 12: from Anonymous and Lansing. Anonymous says, I've been in a
Speaker 12: relationship with my boss for three years. He was engaged
Speaker 12: when we met, so he chose to be with me
Speaker 12: and broke things off with his fiance In December, he
Speaker 12: sat me down and admitted that he still loves his fiancee.
Speaker 12: I was heartbroken. He split his time on Christmas Day
Speaker 12: with me and her. He was with me for New
Speaker 12: Year's Eve, so that gave me hope. I love him
Speaker 12: and have invested three years into getting to know him.
Speaker 12: If we break up, I will have to find a
Speaker 12: new job. Do I help him decide by leaving him
Speaker 12: or wait to see if he chooses me again?
Speaker 6: What you didn't got in a bad situation? This's your job,
Speaker 6: that's how you eat. This is not good at all,
Speaker 6: Yes it is.
Speaker 2: I think.
Speaker 6: Uh, you got to ride this out a little more
Speaker 6: and try to find you a job while you're riding
Speaker 6: it out. Cause way, when you jump ship, at least
Speaker 6: you're gonna land on your feet. But you need to
Speaker 6: try to start start looking for a job. Stay there,
Speaker 6: don't leave, Stay there. Let's get this job. Yeah, you
Speaker 6: need to secure a job, then you can leave. But now,
Speaker 6: if he's splitting time between you and somebody else, ain't
Speaker 6: now one of y'all really mean anything to him.
Speaker 1: She definitely can't wait.
Speaker 2: I already love.
Speaker 3: Well. First of all, Shirley Carla, I am disappointed in
Speaker 3: Tommy's answer. I just because it was because it was
Speaker 3: ready to love.
Speaker 2: It was not time, and.
Speaker 3: It made it made sense. But since I have a
Speaker 3: TV show and not only ready to this is my answer.
Speaker 3: I just cannot stand ungrateful. Number twos. I just thought,
Speaker 3: I don't. I can't believe you over here writing us
Speaker 3: about what you need to do. You need to stay
Speaker 3: there and you know what you need to do over time.
Speaker 2: You know you own a job. You got it.
Speaker 3: Okay, Now you're ungrateful because he split time between you.
Speaker 3: On New Year's Eve, he was there. He just wasn't
Speaker 3: there at midnight, but he was there. Now, the best
Speaker 3: thing I can suggest you do is, uh, don't wait
Speaker 3: for him to choose you. Just clock in at nine
Speaker 3: when it's time to go to work. Just be there.
Speaker 3: You be fine, you gonna get your check, You're gonna
Speaker 3: get everything. Just be there now here it is you
Speaker 3: complain it to us because you have a man that
Speaker 3: had that employed you, and he your boss for three years,
Speaker 3: three years he been your boss. You ain't just find out.
Speaker 3: It's three years he been your boss and you've been
Speaker 3: knowing about this girl. Now he broke off the fiance
Speaker 3: for you, but it's not her fiance no more. Now
Speaker 3: he just had two women, and you just um grateful
Speaker 3: because he told you the truth. See that's what number
Speaker 3: two is on his stay. We told you the truth.
Speaker 3: Just accept the true and console me while I'm trying
Speaker 3: to figure out what I'm doing. Number one, I need
Speaker 3: you to do a lot.
Speaker 2: If you're asking a lot, console me.
Speaker 3: I told you I broke off the marriage. Now trying
Speaker 3: to figure out what I'm gonna do with her while
Speaker 3: I'm talking to you.
Speaker 2: Oh you ungrateful.
Speaker 1: She got a case she might go to h You
Speaker 1: need a TV show.
Speaker 3: We're gonna take this down to the people. They already busy.
Speaker 3: This ain't enough.
Speaker 12: You can give a good answer like Tommy. All right,
Speaker 12: moving on, we do have time for one more. This
Speaker 12: is from Dennis and Cherry Hill. Dennis says, my wife
Speaker 12: has a very sensitive stomach and she passes a lot
Speaker 12: of deaths in her sleep.
Speaker 3: That is a total turn off.
Speaker 12: And when she wakes up early in the morning warning
Speaker 12: sexy time, I cannot get in the mood I had
Speaker 12: to finally tell her why. She said, If I really
Speaker 12: love her, that should not matter.
Speaker 2: I already know Tommy ain't with this. Oh, sure to
Speaker 2: the doctor.
Speaker 6: You gotta do something. You gotta do something. I don't
Speaker 6: care about her being sleep shirt. She didn't even Okay, well, look,
Speaker 6: don't go to sleep till I go to sleep. Let
Speaker 6: me go to sleep first, let me get let me
Speaker 6: go down first. But then but with all this you're doing,
Speaker 6: that's too much. You're doing, weigh too much by I
Speaker 6: can't stay. I'm not staying in that room.
Speaker 1: But you love her, right, you love her?
Speaker 2: No, I got some conditions. I'm sorry.
Speaker 1: That's not what the bow say.
Speaker 6: I know what the bowels didn't know that this was
Speaker 6: gonna come up. Hello, and in health shall not do this?
Speaker 6: Why I am sleep? Now?
Speaker 2: That what? All right?
Speaker 8: Guys?
Speaker 12: Coming up in twenty minutes after the hour, we will
Speaker 12: have more of the Steve Harvey Morning Show right after this.
Speaker 10: You're listening Harvey Morning Show.
Speaker 3: All right.
Speaker 12: So Reese Witherspoon created quite a stir on social media
Speaker 12: over the weekend after she posted a video making an
Speaker 12: iced coffee concoction out of fresh snow from her yard.
Speaker 12: She put some salted caramel syrup in there. She put
Speaker 12: some chocolate syrup and cold brew coffee. Comments flooded in
Speaker 12: about the uncleanliness of the snow and the danger of
Speaker 12: eating it, and this inspired Reese to make another.
Speaker 1: Video to defend herself.
Speaker 12: Reese laughed at the idea of the fresh snow making
Speaker 12: her sick, and she said she grew up drinking water
Speaker 12: from a water hose in the yard and she survived that.
Speaker 1: She said there was no filtered water back then. Okay,
Speaker 1: leave me alone now on.
Speaker 2: This show, have drunk out that water hose, all of us.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I hate snow when I was lit up her Chicago, right,
Speaker 1: we ate dirt.
Speaker 3: So.
Speaker 8: All of that.
Speaker 3: Remember that guy made dirt and dirt not hurt.
Speaker 1: Or if you drop something on the ground, dog devil,
Speaker 1: all of that.
Speaker 3: Yeah, but we were children, yes, not roll full of
Speaker 3: dolce as actresses in movies. Yeah, that's truth.
Speaker 2: Making a Starbuck snow confident.
Speaker 3: Yeah, we're not doing No, you had me hello. I
Speaker 3: saw it in the movie. You had me at Hello.
Speaker 2: That wasn't her, all.
Speaker 3: Right, No, that was crazy saying it to her.
Speaker 2: She acted thought she was a white girl straight. You
Speaker 2: don't know your.
Speaker 5: Thank you.
Speaker 12: We'll have more of the Steve Harvey Morning Show coming
Speaker 12: up at thirty three minutes after we'll play around him.
Speaker 1: Would you rather right after this you're.
Speaker 10: Listening hard morning show?
Speaker 12: It is time now, guys for a round of would
Speaker 12: you rather? Would you rather watch reality shows with your wife?
Speaker 12: Or would you rather your wife watch football with you?
Speaker 3: Be please?
Speaker 6: We would love yeah, but my wife just you can't
Speaker 6: get it off in reality show.
Speaker 1: We do both of my house. My husband come in now?
Speaker 2: What happened to our girl?
Speaker 1: Right here? What's coming in?
Speaker 3: But you know what a lot of Timmy. She pulled
Speaker 3: me in with TV on the show because she'd be
Speaker 3: watching like ninety day fiance. I'd be watching it too.
Speaker 3: I'll be asking them same questions like is they still together?
Speaker 3: I'm called up in it too, So, yeah, it.
Speaker 2: Happened that show, that show in Huntsville.
Speaker 3: My wife be glue, yeah, yeah blue today.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 2: I said, you don't even watch Ready to Love like
Speaker 2: this here you live with all.
Speaker 12: Would you rather eat your own cooking or would you
Speaker 12: rather eat your wife's cooking?
Speaker 9: Well?
Speaker 3: She listening, Yes, that's why I said to Tommy, Well
Speaker 3: you know okay, Well then you know what to say.
Speaker 2: I love to eat my wife's food.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that was have been sent. Say it again.
Speaker 2: I would love to have Jackie's food.
Speaker 1: Everything with your chest, yeah, JR.
Speaker 3: Well, I prefer my own cook if she made these
Speaker 3: vegan tacos again, I'm gonna eat mine.
Speaker 2: I forgot.
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah I'm not. I'm not finna up to eat
Speaker 3: that again. Okay, if you don't get back to these
Speaker 3: ox tails I mean today. No, I'm not gonna eat
Speaker 3: your cooking no more.
Speaker 2: Okay.
Speaker 3: Not to do the fake meat and the beans. You
Speaker 3: tricked me with that one. You got me, but you
Speaker 3: put these uh the what do you call it? The
Speaker 3: plant based tortillas?
Speaker 2: Not doing them no more? You eating impossible tacos?
Speaker 3: Yes, I mean possible. Uh no, no, not beyond meat
Speaker 3: tacos thing?
Speaker 2: Yeah? All right?
Speaker 1: Would you rather dramatic movies or action movie?
Speaker 2: Action? Yeah? Action? I like both? But actions?
Speaker 1: Oh guys? Yeah all right? Would you rather?
Speaker 12: Would you rather be six four and really really funny looking,
Speaker 12: or would you rather be five five and handsome?
Speaker 3: Tell me already?
Speaker 2: Did I know I'm handsome. I'm trying to bend six
Speaker 2: and funny? Look, So what.
Speaker 6: You can tell him? I said he's sick something and
Speaker 6: funny looking. Y'all won't tell him to his faith. I
Speaker 6: tell him to him for y'all know he's sick something,
Speaker 6: funny looking.
Speaker 3: I know you look about funny look, Okay, I.
Speaker 2: Don't know, damn will y'all know?
Speaker 1: Days round?
Speaker 12: Would you rather coming up next? Last break of the
Speaker 12: day and we'll close out the show right after this.
Speaker 10: You're listening Morning show?
Speaker 12: All right, guys, here we are last break of the
Speaker 12: day on this Monday. Yes, we've had fun.
Speaker 2: Yeah, man, January is gone, y'all.
Speaker 1: Alrighty say that, it's just the twenty second Stop saying that.
Speaker 1: Then it'll be a lot eight days that left.
Speaker 11: But they're there though, eight days no, right, Shirley does
Speaker 11: this every year, and she starts in January.
Speaker 3: She's right outs down the year.
Speaker 1: She's all no, she rushes the four months until Christmas.
Speaker 3: See, you know, and we're already here.
Speaker 6: Look, we're gonna be in Black History in a minute.
Speaker 6: I'm just telling y'a we're gonna be in Black History month.
Speaker 3: And but that ain't gonna take long either. That's the
Speaker 3: shortest month.
Speaker 2: I think that's sad. So now we in March.
Speaker 12: You always have some interesting black history questions or in February.
Speaker 12: I can't wait, I'll start that now.
Speaker 2: Great, Yeah, what are y'all trying to do? Different? In
Speaker 2: twenty four different goges on any changes?
Speaker 3: Go ahead, setting my boundaries and not feeling bad about
Speaker 3: setting the boundaries. You know what I'm saying, because sometimes
Speaker 3: you know, like if you want to say no to something, yes,
Speaker 3: and then you feel kind of guilty about it because
Speaker 3: well maybe actually mean all.
Speaker 2: Yeah, there's a lot of pressure sometimes to do things
Speaker 2: or ten things or things like that.
Speaker 3: So setting my boundaries and sticking to them and not
Speaker 3: feeling bad about the boundaries that.
Speaker 2: I've said myself. I like it.
Speaker 1: I think lest we I kind of said it last week.
Speaker 12: Just not entertaining any negativity none, none, who walked away
Speaker 12: from it? I can't walk away no negativity. I just
Speaker 12: don't want to hear it. I don't want to see it.
Speaker 12: I don't want to be around it.
Speaker 1: No negativity. That's it.
Speaker 12: That's all That'll help me a great deal. Just not
Speaker 12: entertaining and just walking away.
Speaker 2: Period. That's already a fifty change though. That just changes things.
Speaker 6: Man.
Speaker 2: You just you start living better, you start you know
Speaker 2: what I mean when you're.
Speaker 3: Not Yeah, yeah, you have zero tolerance for it.
Speaker 5: Right.
Speaker 1: I can't Yeah, I can't do it.
Speaker 2: What about you? I'm gonna say this and this is
Speaker 2: just where I'm at in my life right now.
Speaker 3: But just accepting the success and quit down playing yourself
Speaker 3: all the time for being successful.
Speaker 10: Like that's a.
Speaker 3: Because I always get in the group of people that,
Speaker 3: you know, not as successful as I am, and then
Speaker 3: they just talk about house and something. I was like, now, man,
Speaker 3: I'm just with y'all and you really not. You're not,
Speaker 3: but I and then I get criticized for it at
Speaker 3: the same time. Well, when everybody needs something, I'm the
Speaker 3: one they call and Tom, you know, you know quite
Speaker 3: a few of these people, but you show up for
Speaker 3: me and it's never enough. So I need to stop
Speaker 3: doing that part. And I got to do that differently,
Speaker 3: and I've already started to year off just doing it,
Speaker 3: you know, So accepting where you are, just accepting who
Speaker 3: you are and where you are and where you came from.
Speaker 3: You don't have to forget where you came from, but
Speaker 3: you just don't live down there no more.
Speaker 2: And don't get don't be mad at what, don't be
Speaker 2: mad at the progress you've made. You cannot be mad.
Speaker 1: At guilty about That's God. Yeah, and I say glory.
Speaker 3: And that's what I've been doing for years, just feeling
Speaker 3: guilty about the progress.
Speaker 2: And I'm not doing that this year. Just not gonna
Speaker 2: do that. And you know what I don't.
Speaker 6: I don't have room. Maybe I'm wrong, but I don't
Speaker 6: have I don't want no new friends. It may sound crazy,
Speaker 6: but I don't want any new friends. I have friends
Speaker 6: that I have been friends with since childhood. I got
Speaker 6: something I met in my twenties, maybe you and my THIRDI.
Speaker 6: I don't have a lot of I have a lot
Speaker 6: of associates, but I have a ry a lot of that.
Speaker 6: But but I can count on one hand my real friends, right,
Speaker 6: So I just don't have I don't want a new friend.
Speaker 6: I ain't got time to learn you, and you ain't
Speaker 6: got time to learn me. I don't want no new friends.
Speaker 6: But you'd be surprised how many people think that, Oh, yeah,
Speaker 6: we've been knowing each other eight nine years now, that's
Speaker 6: one of my best friends.
Speaker 2: No, no, I'm not. I'm not one of your best friend's.
Speaker 2: Just somebody you know that we're cool.
Speaker 3: But no, no, I'm not invest in that I think
Speaker 3: about like this, T Like I had to just think
Speaker 3: about this over the break. But I spend all my
Speaker 3: time with y'all.
Speaker 2: On anybody, Yeah, we see each other.
Speaker 3: Yeah, so y'all really like my family. I can trust y'all.
Speaker 2: I love y'all.
Speaker 3: I know that because I spend all my time. If
Speaker 3: I go outside this group, I can't say the same,
Speaker 3: I can't say the same. Yeah, and that's that's absolutely true.
Speaker 2: M hm.
Speaker 3: And that's why we don't have the room for new friends.
Speaker 3: This is it.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's every day.
Speaker 2: It's thirty, y'all.
Speaker 3: Watch me grow up this. I came out out thirty three.
Speaker 3: I'm forty five, Wow, is it?
Speaker 4: Yeah? Yeah?
Speaker 1: Hey, but you consider the alternative.
Speaker 2: I'm telling you yep. I want to be here please.
Speaker 1: You know you know what else too?
Speaker 12: And I think this is more female. And you guys
Speaker 12: can correct me if I'm wrong. But we as women, Carla,
Speaker 12: put ourselves last. We take all ways everyone around us, everyone.
Speaker 12: We want to make sure everybody's good. Then we take
Speaker 12: care of ourselves. We have to stop doing that. We
Speaker 12: gotta take care of ourselves.
Speaker 5: We do.
Speaker 12: We have to put ourselves first because if we're not good,
Speaker 12: then we can't be good for anyone else, you know
Speaker 12: what I mean.
Speaker 11: No, I totally agree with you. Surely I think women
Speaker 11: as a priority. You know, we're nurturers and things of that.
Speaker 11: So especially if you're a mother, you take care, you
Speaker 11: put your kids needs first. Then if your husband, you
Speaker 11: put your husband needs first. And then it's like, that's
Speaker 11: why it's so the message for women to go to
Speaker 11: the doctor, because we make sure everybody else goes to
Speaker 11: the doctor. Women in health care and health and wellness,
Speaker 11: it needs to be a big priority because women prioritize
Speaker 11: everybody before themselves. So that needs you need to If
Speaker 11: you're a woman and you're listening and you know you
Speaker 11: do this, you need to make a change this year. Yeah, seriously, Yeah,
Speaker 11: por prioritize yourself and your health.
Speaker 2: Yep, yeah, yep. Ladies, we love you.
Speaker 8: And we need you.
Speaker 2: Guys and we need you.
Speaker 8: Yeah.
Speaker 2: That's it.
Speaker 6: That's a Steve Hobby Morning Show. In the words of
Speaker 6: my uncle, talk to God. He would love to hear
Speaker 6: from you. Until then, y'all be in peace.
Speaker 12: For all Steve Every contacts no purchase necessary, void We're prohibited.
Speaker 12: Participants must be legal US residents at least eighteen years old,
Speaker 12: unless otherwise stated. For complete contest rules, visit Steve Harvey
Speaker 12: FM dot com. You're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show.