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Speaker 1: Man o, man o man. I thank God for it.
Speaker 5: I thank God for all he's done for me, for
Speaker 5: all the little things that I oftentimes failed to thank
Speaker 5: him for that I take for granted for you know,
Speaker 5: I was talking the other day to a buddy of mine.
Speaker 5: We had gotten to this conversation about God and and
Speaker 5: in the conversation we had narrowed it down and we
Speaker 5: were talking about changing the way we are as people.
Speaker 5: You know that everybody has to change. You know, nothing
Speaker 5: stays the same. Everybody changes, and a lot of these
Speaker 5: changes can be for the good, and a lot of
Speaker 5: them are just They come with time.
Speaker 6: You know.
Speaker 5: Sometimes it's aging that changes us. But no matter how
Speaker 5: old you get, you still have the ability to improve
Speaker 5: as a person. You may not have the footspeed you
Speaker 5: used to have. You may not be as agile as
Speaker 5: you used to be. Your energy level may not be
Speaker 5: what it used to be. Your desire to do some
Speaker 5: of the things that you used to do may be gone.
Speaker 1: The thing that.
Speaker 5: Doesn't have to change and will not change is you.
Speaker 5: You have the ability to continue to grow as a person,
Speaker 5: even when far the time and nature has taken its course.
Speaker 5: We were talking about everybody can change and everybody has
Speaker 5: the right to reinvent themselves as they get older. And
Speaker 5: I equated it to jumping out of an airplane. You know,
Speaker 5: there are some people man who get to a certain
Speaker 5: point in their life and they and they jump from
Speaker 5: the airplane is now almost a stunt of some kind.
Speaker 5: It's almost like they lifed and got out of control.
Speaker 5: You ever seen somebody jump out an airplane and the
Speaker 5: parachute don't open and they life start and it seems
Speaker 5: like they start spinning and tumbling and they can't get
Speaker 5: it together. And I've seen some mid air rescues before.
Speaker 5: But then there are times when you know when it
Speaker 5: hasn't worked. You know you jump out that airplane, and
Speaker 5: at first it's fun. I've never scot dived before, but
Speaker 5: I would imagine when you first jump out of an
Speaker 5: airplane that they people describe it as a a sense
Speaker 5: of being free. And it's exhilarating when you first jump
Speaker 5: out the plane. But if you pull that cord and
Speaker 5: nothing happens. It never happened to me, but I can
Speaker 5: only imagine the panic that's got to set in because
Speaker 5: no matter how fun it was a moment ago, the
Speaker 5: flying over to one another, the holding hands in the air,
Speaker 5: the breeze, the descent, the feeling of all of a sudden,
Speaker 5: if you reach for that cord and it's not there,
Speaker 5: you're suddenly spinning out of control.
Speaker 1: And that's what happens in a lot of people's lives.
Speaker 5: When you first start your life, you jump out the plane,
Speaker 5: You free, You young, you ain't got nothing to worry
Speaker 5: about it. But then you get to a certain point
Speaker 5: in your life when you go, okay, I'm gonna.
Speaker 1: Pull the cord now.
Speaker 5: And pulling the cord is an important thing because here's
Speaker 5: the analogy my friend gave me. He said, man, use
Speaker 5: your mind like a parachute. It works better when it's open. Well,
Speaker 5: see what happens with a lot of people is they
Speaker 5: in life. They jump out the plane and they and
Speaker 5: they having this free fall and it's fun for now.
Speaker 5: But they get to a certain point in their life
Speaker 5: where they got themself in a situation, or they've had
Speaker 5: a little bit too much fun a little bit too long,
Speaker 5: or you know, they wasn't open to nothing and they
Speaker 5: just did what they wanted to do, or they started
Speaker 5: getting involved with drugs or drinking, or started running with
Speaker 5: the wrong people.
Speaker 7: See, you jump out the plane. At first, you're free
Speaker 7: falling this fun.
Speaker 5: But then after a minute, man, something happens and they
Speaker 5: realize whoa and they reach for the cord, and the
Speaker 5: chord don't work. Well, now you're in the panic stricken situation.
Speaker 5: And my suggesting that what I've learned from the analogy
Speaker 5: that my friends shared with me is that we all
Speaker 5: the sooner we can open our mind to God, the
Speaker 5: sooner we could develop that relationship with him. It's like
Speaker 5: pulling the chord and opening a parachute. If you open
Speaker 5: up your mind to God, God is like a parachute.
Speaker 5: You know, God can slow your descent. God can turn
Speaker 5: this out of control freefall into a nice ride for you. See,
Speaker 5: that's what happened to me. I was spinning out of control.
Speaker 5: I had gotten myself into a point man where I
Speaker 5: wasn't doing real good.
Speaker 1: Oh y'all would.
Speaker 5: Look at me and think, man, Stevie Man, Now I
Speaker 5: wasn't doing real good. I had spun out of control.
Speaker 5: I was in a free fall, and I reached for
Speaker 5: the chord, but I was so far away the chord
Speaker 5: didn't open. Then I went to him and I pulled
Speaker 5: the chord. When I went to God, I pulled the
Speaker 5: cord and open, and he slowed my descent.
Speaker 7: And this is what I just believe.
Speaker 5: I don't believe now that I age as fast as
Speaker 5: I was aging, because I got that parachute open. Now,
Speaker 5: you know, I take better care of myself, eating, I
Speaker 5: work out more. Now you know, I'm not out of control.
Speaker 5: I have a direction now that win. Then got up
Speaker 5: under that parachute a little bit, you know, And now
Speaker 5: I'm I'm going You know, I'm still getting older, you
Speaker 5: know so, But the descent is so slow. Now I'm
Speaker 5: able to enjoy the ride. I'm guiding my parachute over.
Speaker 5: Sometimes we go over to to a vacation spot over here,
Speaker 5: we float back over to it. But you know, I'm
Speaker 5: still getting old. I'm still going going down. But the
Speaker 5: descent because I've opened my mind to God, the parachute
Speaker 5: has slowed my descent. And now I'm rocking back and forth.
Speaker 5: But I ain't spending out of control no more. You know,
Speaker 5: I'm able to enjoy the view.
Speaker 2: Now.
Speaker 5: You know, when you jump out that plane and you
Speaker 5: pull that cord and it don't work, you ain't looking
Speaker 5: at the view no more. You're thinking of only one thing.
Speaker 5: How can I slow this down? Well, now I'm able
Speaker 5: to enjoy the view. I'm able to see all the
Speaker 5: beautiful things on the horizon that God has for me.
Speaker 5: I'm able to see all the beautiful things around me
Speaker 5: that He's provided for me over these years. Because I've
Speaker 5: slowed my descent. I use my mind like a parachute.
Speaker 5: It works better when it's open. Open your mind to God,
Speaker 5: and so you can see the view, so you can
Speaker 5: slow the descent, so you can stop the out of
Speaker 5: control free fall that you've been on. That you can
Speaker 5: get your life together and see everything out on the
Speaker 5: horizon that God has for you. You know, it turned
Speaker 5: out to be a very true statement your mind. If
Speaker 5: you use it like a parachute. It works better when
Speaker 5: it's open.
Speaker 2: Y'all's shop.
Speaker 8: Wake up, wake up, wake up, rising shine, give yourself
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Speaker 7: Up on Tuesday.
Speaker 1: See well, week is gone by.
Speaker 7: Yes, well, let's as you go. You hear week is
Speaker 7: gone by?
Speaker 1: She goes.
Speaker 7: All I have said on our way to this year
Speaker 7: gone by? She on no way to it?
Speaker 1: All right, I have nothing. I believe. I believe it, okay,
Speaker 1: because it's happening. It's just January. January is almost out
Speaker 1: of here until we get to February.
Speaker 4: Watch what happened, and Tommy says, then we march on
Speaker 4: into April and may.
Speaker 8: Oh baby, if I could just make it to January
Speaker 8: in fifty eight, I can march on through the April
Speaker 8: in May.
Speaker 7: I didn't know what none of that meant.
Speaker 2: Now you know, you good?
Speaker 1: I'm good.
Speaker 7: I got a little bit. I pulled something in my back. Man,
Speaker 7: I don't know what I did.
Speaker 8: What were you doing playing golf and probably and of
Speaker 8: course playing wrong? So I think I pulled something real bad.
Speaker 1: Wow, I thought you something? Yeah, boring.
Speaker 7: I don't have those naked excitement events anymore.
Speaker 1: It's all as I got older.
Speaker 7: You know, you know I used to have a party
Speaker 7: foul chicken wing and biscuit booty run. I used to
Speaker 7: have some great moments in my life.
Speaker 1: I did shadow of yourself?
Speaker 7: What naked slide?
Speaker 2: Well?
Speaker 8: I used to put plastic down in the living room
Speaker 8: and put baby all and stuff on and just slide.
Speaker 7: I used to do some nice things.
Speaker 2: Man.
Speaker 3: Maybe that's why you got back problems. You probably had
Speaker 3: one back then, didn't know or you need to do
Speaker 3: it some more so your back will stretch out.
Speaker 1: Oh my goodness, it's a stretch first.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 7: More.
Speaker 8: You let Jackie walk in there and see some plastic
Speaker 8: land on their floor talking about we've finished slides.
Speaker 7: You're gonna be your lust, your damn man.
Speaker 1: All that's over. These days are gone. Yes, those days agne,
Speaker 1: But that's funny.
Speaker 8: That's a good day. We're gonna make it a good day.
Speaker 8: We're gonna have a good day. We're gonna have a
Speaker 8: good week. We're gonna have a good month. We're gonna
Speaker 8: have a good year. Go ride it out.
Speaker 7: We're gonna make twenty twenty four the best thing in
Speaker 7: the world. That's what we're gonna do.
Speaker 1: Claiming about that, Sorry, I like it.
Speaker 2: I love that.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's wonderful.
Speaker 8: I'm getting over the Texas. I'm getting over that. I'm
Speaker 8: getting over that we are no longer in the playoffs.
Speaker 8: I'm getting over that we don't have no choice.
Speaker 1: You don't have a choice in your mind, like we
Speaker 1: could just go back in. We're gonna in, don't we out.
Speaker 8: I didn't think, No, I never thought all the way.
Speaker 8: Never did I think that. No, I didn't get my
Speaker 8: feelings that caught up into it. But you didn't believe all. Yeah, Well,
Speaker 8: I'm sorry. If they listening, I'm sorry. I'm so sorry. No,
Speaker 8: I did not believe all the way. You did good,
Speaker 8: what you got, you did, You're real good, right, Troy God.
Speaker 1: All right, good morning.
Speaker 4: Coming up at thirty two minutes after the hour, we'll
Speaker 4: hear from a nephew as he runs that prank back
Speaker 4: right after this you're listening.
Speaker 1: Morning show.
Speaker 4: It is time now for the nephew to run that
Speaker 4: prank back.
Speaker 8: What you got for his neph We got Chopper's funeral
Speaker 8: at the club. Chappa's funeral at the club. Man all
Speaker 8: to have his funeral where he hung out the most.
Speaker 8: Let's go get dog Chapples funeral at the club. Uh yeah,
Speaker 8: I'm trying to reach uh James.
Speaker 9: James, Yeah, Yeah, what's up?
Speaker 8: Hey, This this is Gerald. I was a friend of uh,
Speaker 8: your friend Chapel. Yeah, Chopper just uh passed away last week, right.
Speaker 7: Uh.
Speaker 8: I know they supposed to have a funeral and stuff
Speaker 8: over at at my Baptist church. And uh, I don't
Speaker 8: really know you, but me and me and Chopper and
Speaker 8: a bunch of the rest of use. Man, we used
Speaker 8: to hang out at the club not too far from
Speaker 8: the house. You know, That's pretty much where Chopper was
Speaker 8: all the time at the club. Anyway, what a bunch
Speaker 8: of us was over at the club talking man and
Speaker 8: I was we was really want to reach out to
Speaker 8: one of the family members, you know, and then somebody
Speaker 8: said you was, you know, kind of a good friend
Speaker 8: of his, and we decided to call you and see
Speaker 8: if you didn't mind. Do you think that you can
Speaker 8: talk to uh, some of the family members and see
Speaker 8: if they don't mind having the funeral.
Speaker 7: At the club.
Speaker 9: At the club.
Speaker 7: Let me let me try to explain something to you, Jane.
Speaker 7: What we're trying to do is, see, we believe that,
Speaker 7: we believe you said.
Speaker 9: At the club. Come on, the club is a funeral,
Speaker 9: and I understand it.
Speaker 8: But see, see Choppel, Chopper ain't really go to church
Speaker 8: a whole lot. You know what I'm saying, He ain't
Speaker 8: really really go as long as I've been knowing him. Now,
Speaker 8: he loved the Lord and stuff like that.
Speaker 9: Well, but these are church going folks.
Speaker 7: I understand.
Speaker 8: But see, Chapel wouldn't Chapel when Chapel went to the club.
Speaker 8: So what I'm asking you is, let's have the funeral
Speaker 8: at the club.
Speaker 9: Hell no, bro, come on, we can't have no funeral
Speaker 9: at no club, man, Come on, No, no, I can't.
Speaker 8: But what I'm saying is thought is that he wasn't
Speaker 8: really he wasn't really, No church going person. I believe
Speaker 8: that a person ought to be uh, the last words
Speaker 8: are to be said over him in a place he's
Speaker 8: more familiar with. You know what I'm saying?
Speaker 9: A player?
Speaker 10: Player?
Speaker 9: No, I don't. I don't know what you mean. Now,
Speaker 9: just just gotta be a funeral. This, this is this
Speaker 9: is church for I go to church and all my
Speaker 9: folks go to church. Now we got to do this
Speaker 9: thing up in church. This, this is a church thing.
Speaker 8: But you don't, you don't feel But do you understand
Speaker 8: where I'm coming from? Know that man ought to gone
Speaker 8: on and and the last words are to be in
Speaker 8: a place he more familiar with. Now, if he went
Speaker 8: to church, then I understand that you said, oh bro, hell.
Speaker 9: No no, See, it's his chance to get itself right.
Speaker 9: And we don't. We don't have him up in church
Speaker 9: in front of everybody. You know, that don't make sense?
Speaker 9: Who's this again? I mean, who are you?
Speaker 1: My name is Jered, but.
Speaker 9: Who is Gerald?
Speaker 1: I mean?
Speaker 7: How do you?
Speaker 9: How do you relate to this? Are you a preacher?
Speaker 2: Or are you not?
Speaker 10: Are you? No?
Speaker 8: No, no, no, I'm I'm I was friends with Chopper
Speaker 8: and see I hung out at the club and still
Speaker 8: hang out there with a whole bunch of us, you know,
Speaker 8: good friends with Chopper, and we were saying that, you know, Chops,
Speaker 8: the last words about Chappel or to be said at
Speaker 8: the club, because see, that's what Chopper was about, five
Speaker 8: six days a week.
Speaker 1: That's what Chapel was.
Speaker 9: Yeah, but what church are you affiliated with?
Speaker 10: I mean, what, what?
Speaker 9: Why the hell would I I try to talk to
Speaker 9: the family, make me look stupid in front of the family,
Speaker 9: telling them to put this thing in the club.
Speaker 11: How is that gonna go off?
Speaker 7: Well? See, see that's what I'm saying.
Speaker 1: You know them way more.
Speaker 9: Than we do, because you're talking about trying to move
Speaker 9: from a damn funeral at a church to a damn
Speaker 9: nightclub or a strip club or something.
Speaker 7: Not no strip club, just a nightclub.
Speaker 9: I mean you talking about faving folks travel from across
Speaker 9: the country and meeting in the damn club.
Speaker 10: What kind of that?
Speaker 1: But that's what Chapel was. That's what Chapel was.
Speaker 9: How I'm gonna look if I'm the one telling them
Speaker 9: to rut to the damn club.
Speaker 7: You're gonna look like somebody that's trying to.
Speaker 9: I'm gonna look like a fool no, you're not.
Speaker 7: You're gonna look like somebody's trying to keep it real.
Speaker 9: Come to the damn funeral. If I was to do
Speaker 9: something like that.
Speaker 1: Okay, okay, let me ask you this hit in.
Speaker 8: Let me ask you this here, Jane, do you think
Speaker 8: do you think you can maybe get the body and
Speaker 8: bring it over to the club now, well, just saying
Speaker 8: before they even do the funeral or whatever.
Speaker 9: Hell no, I ain't touching getting the walk in the
Speaker 9: dog by myself. Don't touch the body for hell now, we're.
Speaker 8: Just trying to say our last words at chopp a
Speaker 8: man in the place that Chopper moment.
Speaker 9: No help again. You you get my number?
Speaker 1: Somebody at the club had your number, said you was print.
Speaker 10: But why do y'all call me?
Speaker 9: Of all folks, y'all call.
Speaker 7: They say you good. You in with the family, and
Speaker 7: you can tell.
Speaker 10: Me in with the family.
Speaker 9: But I ain't in in the family. Make me look stupid?
Speaker 9: Tell now, won't y'all? I get out of them to
Speaker 9: the family. Y'all call the family, y'all tell them that yourself.
Speaker 7: Man, I won't. I just want trying to get you
Speaker 7: to bring the body by man and let us.
Speaker 9: No, I ain't touching, no dead body.
Speaker 1: We just want to have one last drink with Chopper.
Speaker 10: Man, you have one with your boys.
Speaker 9: You you get together with them and y'all talk about
Speaker 9: Bottom and let him know how Chopper was, what kind
Speaker 9: of person he was, what kind of person we need to.
Speaker 1: We want Chopp up to be there. This Chopper, this
Speaker 1: is Chopper you're talking about.
Speaker 9: Man, I'll bring y'all to the church. Y'all need to
Speaker 9: be up in the church.
Speaker 1: We want to have Chopper at the club.
Speaker 9: Well we no mo man, y'all fuller, Well we know
Speaker 9: MYU have my looking like a fool at a damn funeral?
Speaker 1: What this about Chopper?
Speaker 7: Though?
Speaker 9: And damn writing about Chopping? You break Chopper to that club,
Speaker 9: y'all tripping? Man, I ain't doing I'm just going to
Speaker 9: this funeral. I'm gonna tell the family what I think
Speaker 9: about Chopper. And I'm tall and if y'all want to
Speaker 9: add crazy in front of town, y'all call upim. Y'all
Speaker 9: felling do that?
Speaker 1: Look, I got one more thing I want to say.
Speaker 12: I don't even know you or what what what?
Speaker 7: This is his nephew Tommy from this Steve Hobby Morning Show.
Speaker 7: You just got pranked by your boy.
Speaker 8: This nephew, Tappy Man from the Steve Harvey Morning Show.
Speaker 8: Your boy told me to prank you. Man, I just know, Dave,
Speaker 8: this is nephew tell me.
Speaker 2: Man, your boy.
Speaker 9: No, no, no, oh man, I can't believe this. No
Speaker 9: he didn't. I can't even believe he did that.
Speaker 7: Hey man, I got one more thing to ask you, man,
Speaker 7: what is what is the baddest radio show in.
Speaker 9: The land, The Steve Harvey Morning Show.
Speaker 4: All right, nephew, thank you, coming up? It is asked
Speaker 4: the riddle of you're listening.
Speaker 1: Morning show?
Speaker 4: Coming up at the top of the hour. In entertainment news,
Speaker 4: a comedian ghost topless during her stand up routine, and
Speaker 4: Common confirms that yes he it.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, we'll talk about it.
Speaker 4: Common confirms it, Yes he is dating Jennifer Hudson.
Speaker 1: Uh, he said it on her talk show.
Speaker 4: And in trending political news, Florida's Republican Governor Ron DeSantis
Speaker 4: has dropped out of the presidential race.
Speaker 1: What yeah, yeah, a little bit, a little bit.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 4: We'll talk about all of these stories at the top
Speaker 4: of the hour, but right now it is time to
Speaker 4: ask the Riddilo and.
Speaker 1: Junior, come on, all right, you guys, ready, Ready, here
Speaker 1: we go.
Speaker 4: Tamara and Boston says, I had the flu, so I
Speaker 4: took a few days off my work. Husband brought me
Speaker 4: a frappuccino one morning and left it on my front steps.
Speaker 4: My husband sat.
Speaker 1: My co worker is out of.
Speaker 4: Pocket, so he wants to talk to him. What's wrong
Speaker 4: with my coworker being nice?
Speaker 1: What's that about?
Speaker 7: What?
Speaker 4: Uh huh?
Speaker 1: Your house?
Speaker 8: Yeah, and left some coffee a work husband. No better
Speaker 8: than he, no better than I ain't never went to
Speaker 8: call the house and left no coffe have I have
Speaker 8: I ever done that?
Speaker 1: And you're slipping on that.
Speaker 2: I take.
Speaker 7: No water.
Speaker 8: Yeah, he out a pocket, he out of pocket, and
Speaker 8: the husband gonna have to say something to him. Yeah,
Speaker 8: you hat to lying and any any any husband gonna
Speaker 8: get upset about that.
Speaker 2: No matter what.
Speaker 8: I'm sorry, that's real talk, right, And if and if
Speaker 8: I have caught you putting that coffee on that door step,
Speaker 8: I'll be telling With that frappucino in your hand, I'm
Speaker 8: telling you you got your God and and and that
Speaker 8: helps the situation.
Speaker 1: Thank you.
Speaker 2: Right now?
Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm telling you right now.
Speaker 13: Times between work husband and husband, yeah, very big difference.
Speaker 1: But what's all this immate dookie stuff? You doing right here?
Speaker 1: People bells?
Speaker 2: What you doing?
Speaker 1: He's all on the rings, Camra leaving coffee? What's what
Speaker 1: do you think? What's wrong? Is everything wrong with this?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Your husband gonna be made and he got a right
Speaker 1: to say something. Keep at the job, step at the job.
Speaker 1: And you need to stop getting sick.
Speaker 7: But you need to step down.
Speaker 1: She can't have the flu in it. You don't know
Speaker 1: what to do when you get the flu.
Speaker 3: And it should have been teas medicine ball all right.
Speaker 4: Moving on to uh Vaughn in Oklahoma City, Vaughn says,
Speaker 4: I'm twenty seven and I'm dating. I don't want to
Speaker 4: be in a relationship, be in a relationship, and I
Speaker 4: make it clear, But girls choose to have sex with
Speaker 4: me anyway, and they all always end up catching feelings.
Speaker 4: Maybe the sex is too good? How do I casually
Speaker 4: date without breaking hearts?
Speaker 2: Oh?
Speaker 7: You're just doing too much? You and you just know
Speaker 7: your sex is that good?
Speaker 1: He he doesn't know, He said maybe though, He just
Speaker 1: say maybe.
Speaker 7: A yeah, whatever. You ain't all that pipe you are
Speaker 7: not all that, but.
Speaker 2: He might be though? Why you mad?
Speaker 14: You hate?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 7: Because I ain't because I know I ain't all that
Speaker 7: no more.
Speaker 2: You know that's all.
Speaker 6: Back Now you're not hating it. Sounds like I just
Speaker 6: know I ain't all that no more. He's twenty seven,
Speaker 6: and oh he doing it.
Speaker 1: Too, boy god twenty seven back in the day though,
Speaker 1: Oh I was cold.
Speaker 13: Boy go ahead, No, no, we ain't hate he twenty
Speaker 13: seven and then all his sex everybody catching for everybody, everybody.
Speaker 13: That's my problem, tomming everybody U sleep with, catching philips everybody.
Speaker 1: You're mad.
Speaker 14: You're because me and Tommy ain't twenty seven.
Speaker 1: That's why I hate your newlywed don't care.
Speaker 13: I've not even had in that much sex and is
Speaker 13: a newly weird? I suld I'm not, and my wife
Speaker 13: ain't called nomo feelings. Found out that all the feelings
Speaker 13: she's gonna have that he twitched.
Speaker 1: Having everybody, No, I, me and Tommy hayten.
Speaker 13: He lying and what he doing ain't no, ain't no
Speaker 13: twenty that. You don't even know everything yet.
Speaker 4: So his question is how does he casually date without
Speaker 4: breaking hearts out?
Speaker 1: Now, you got to quit doing what you're doing in
Speaker 1: that room. Never done that. You got in that room
Speaker 1: because you're not.
Speaker 8: Evidently you're not gonna stop uh putting in one hundred
Speaker 8: percent because you're putting in a hunt.
Speaker 1: Uh huh, man time, maya email us your roster. Let
Speaker 1: me look at these women here. Just email us your roster.
Speaker 1: Let me see, Let me see the stable.
Speaker 7: Let me see the stable.
Speaker 1: See who you are who are catching the feelings? Somebody
Speaker 1: blind is what I think?
Speaker 2: All right?
Speaker 10: All right?
Speaker 4: Moving on to Latansha in the East, Saint Louis Latasha writes,
Speaker 4: my boyfriend has a step sister that he hangs out
Speaker 4: with a lot. Last week, I saw a picture of
Speaker 4: them in a hot tub at the hotel she worked
Speaker 4: where she works. He said they only did it to
Speaker 4: post it on TikTok. Since they're not blood relatives. Should
Speaker 4: I trust him with her?
Speaker 7: Well, no, what you think they're doing in his hot tub?
Speaker 7: Ain't nobody in the hotel with they sister?
Speaker 1: You know what they're doing.
Speaker 8: They ain't blood, They are not blood. So it's going down.
Speaker 8: I'm just letting you know it's going out. That ain't
Speaker 8: his mama, that ain't his dad. I'm just telling you.
Speaker 1: We TikTok that maybe they're just trying to get some followers. Yeah,
Speaker 1: she said, Yeah, that's what she said.
Speaker 7: At the hot tub with at the hoteb with your
Speaker 7: step sister. That's how you try to get some followers.
Speaker 1: That's what you said.
Speaker 15: Your boyfriend in their hand, the king and swimming Trump's yeah,
Speaker 15: boyfriend here and your step sister, this is your boyfriend.
Speaker 15: You used to be asking what they're doing?
Speaker 2: What was it?
Speaker 1: What made you go there? Because of the hot tub?
Speaker 2: Because because that.
Speaker 1: Ain't what they ain't we half naked in a hot tub.
Speaker 1: My step sister.
Speaker 7: Nown't nobody to do that.
Speaker 2: You know.
Speaker 1: Let me tell you something.
Speaker 13: I got half sisters and ain't none of them fine,
Speaker 13: I would never get in that. I would never get
Speaker 13: in public with them. No, no, let lorda hot tub.
Speaker 7: Now I try to get some followers. That's the excuse.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I just said they did it to post it
Speaker 1: on TikTok. And that's what you do when you post.
Speaker 1: Just imagine me in female form because we all are
Speaker 1: like they'll believe no.
Speaker 4: Like my daddy, so so Latasha should not trust him
Speaker 4: with his steps.
Speaker 7: No, no, no no, And they doing it. I'm just
Speaker 7: letting you know they doing it. They are doing it.
Speaker 1: Both go home and say hey mom, hey, dad.
Speaker 4: They both said, last one, guys, Last one, Joni and
Speaker 4: Algiers says, my husband died in October. He was twenty
Speaker 4: two years older than me and we were married for
Speaker 4: twenty two years. I'm dating again and I have a
Speaker 4: much younger guy this time. My sister said, he's with
Speaker 4: me for the insurance money.
Speaker 1: Is she right or is she being a hater?
Speaker 7: Well, I don't want to say what I want to.
Speaker 1: I mean I say it, say, is she being a hater?
Speaker 1: Or you're an.
Speaker 8: Older woman to this younger guy and you got a
Speaker 8: lot of money. Yeah, it's about the money. It is
Speaker 8: not about you. It is not about how you are,
Speaker 8: not that fine. It is about the money that you
Speaker 8: have and what you can bring to the table. And
Speaker 8: you read a lot to the table. So you got
Speaker 8: a lot of insurance money. Then, yeah, it's about that.
Speaker 8: You shouldn't tell the boy how much insurance money you got. Yeah,
Speaker 8: that for that reason, she.
Speaker 1: Might be that fun. That's why we're.
Speaker 7: Older man, fired with money. Hey, we've got fired, fired
Speaker 7: with money.
Speaker 4: Yeah, So her sister's right, is what you're saying. All right, thanks, guys,
Speaker 4: coming up at the time of the hour, we'll have
Speaker 4: some entertainment news for you right after this you're listening.
Speaker 1: Morning show.
Speaker 4: Well, comedian Natasha Lagerio really let loose during a show
Speaker 4: at the Improv last week, removing her shirt and bearing
Speaker 4: her breasts in front of the entire audience. Now, according
Speaker 4: to TMZ, yeah yeah, well wait listen, this is why
Speaker 4: she did it. According to TMZ, Lazio followed Bert Kreischer,
Speaker 4: who reportedly killed with his performance, and at one point
Speaker 4: Burt took off his shirt performing in the.
Speaker 1: Nude from the waist up.
Speaker 4: Lazio decided to one up him, explaining quote, if the
Speaker 4: boys can do it, why can't the girls. When Natasha
Speaker 4: hit the stage, she did a little dance and then stripped.
Speaker 4: The audience, including Bert, went wild. Natasha eventually put her
Speaker 4: coat on and then did her regular routine. So here's
Speaker 4: a question for you and Junior Tommy, what's the allest
Speaker 4: thing you've ever done on stage? Have you taken your
Speaker 4: shirt off and performed in the news.
Speaker 7: From the moom?
Speaker 10: No?
Speaker 8: No, I have not done that, but I will tell
Speaker 8: you my wardrobe girl had messed up some stuff with
Speaker 8: my clothes. I was in West Palm Beach, Florida. I
Speaker 8: was in West Palm that's an improv West Palm Beach,
Speaker 8: Florida improv. And I was waiting on my clothes and
Speaker 8: the show was supposed to start. So I walked out
Speaker 8: there in my boxes and told them we would get
Speaker 8: the struck show started soon. As soon as my clothes
Speaker 8: get ready, I'll be back to tell.
Speaker 16: The audience in your underwear in my boxes, pretty crazy
Speaker 16: that that's up, fair boxes.
Speaker 8: But I'll be at the Funny Bone this weekend fully dressed.
Speaker 8: Okay in Dayton, Ohio.
Speaker 1: All right, I would be completely dressed, killerwan what about? No,
Speaker 1: the crazy thing I ever done would just be funny. No,
Speaker 1: I ain't, ain't I don't do that.
Speaker 2: I just do the show.
Speaker 13: I'm not going You'll never see me out there with
Speaker 13: with my chest and my stomach. No you ain't, finnah
Speaker 13: see that. No, we gotta this ticket price. If you
Speaker 13: gonna see that, you ain't getting You've been walking out too.
Speaker 1: Yeah, no, no, no, you ain't doing that.
Speaker 8: Please tell me. Nobody take Uh what happened at the improv?
Speaker 8: Did somebody take that?
Speaker 2: Yeah? It was all over.
Speaker 1: Yeah the guys can do it. Why can't the girls?
Speaker 1: Because you suppose all right? Moving on, to Common.
Speaker 4: Rapper Common has confirmed that he is dating Jennifer Hudson.
Speaker 4: He was a guest on her talk show, Jennifer Hudson's
Speaker 4: Talk Show, and that's when he said it. Common walked
Speaker 4: out on the set and presented Jennifer with a beautiful
Speaker 4: bouquet of flowers, and she asked him, are you dating anyone?
Speaker 1: Take a listen, now we gotta get down to business.
Speaker 2: Mister.
Speaker 4: I'm a host, and so I have to ask you
Speaker 4: this question because everybody always want to know this.
Speaker 1: Are you dating anyone?
Speaker 7: So yes, and I'm in a relationship that is one
Speaker 7: of the most beautiful people I ever met in life.
Speaker 7: And she's she's smart.
Speaker 1: She loves God, she has something real, down to earth
Speaker 1: about her. She's talented.
Speaker 7: But but I said, I set my standard kind of
Speaker 7: hot because she had to have an egut.
Speaker 1: She she she she had to wait Scar on her
Speaker 1: first movie.
Speaker 7: I said my standard. She had to get her own
Speaker 7: talk show.
Speaker 10: Okay, I love it.
Speaker 4: It's you, Jennifer is yeah's Saturday.
Speaker 7: But cute, so cute, smart?
Speaker 1: That rooting for them? Yeah, yes, both of the right,
Speaker 1: both Chicago.
Speaker 4: Hopefully maybe this will be the one and he'll finally
Speaker 4: settle down and get married.
Speaker 13: I wouldn't press with that at all, I think because Jennifer,
Speaker 13: you know, you know what, because it was one thing,
Speaker 13: it ain't me. But then secondly after that, you know,
Speaker 13: he you know, he's gonna ask somebody about the hour.
Speaker 7: You know it.
Speaker 1: Don't take it.
Speaker 4: You don't say that we're rooting for them, No.
Speaker 1: Y'all rooting. I'm not rooting. Come out there with flowers.
Speaker 1: She had to have an e guy. And then he's
Speaker 1: gonna chuckle.
Speaker 14: To the common hate.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's the first. That is the first.
Speaker 4: All right, Well, congratulations to them. We definitely goes, you
Speaker 4: know far, most of us do. Yeah, yeah, yeah, kilawan.
Speaker 1: Show why aready?
Speaker 13: Because I didn't like the way it went down, because
Speaker 13: the way in fact, he just getting all these he's.
Speaker 1: A woman love you know the ladies love comments they do.
Speaker 1: That's what is really about, all right.
Speaker 4: So this came as a shock to some people as
Speaker 4: a relief to others. Florida Governor Ron DeSantis has ended
Speaker 4: his presidential campaign after he fell short to overtake Donald
Speaker 4: Trump in the early vote races in Iowa and New Hampshire.
Speaker 4: DeSantis made his announcement on in a four and a
Speaker 4: half minute video posted on x of course formerly Twitter
Speaker 4: on Sunday, saying, in part quote I will not be
Speaker 4: your next president, but Trump should be and quote, oh wait.
Speaker 1: A minute, I'll let you talking about Trump on the
Speaker 1: campaign trail.
Speaker 9: Nine.
Speaker 1: Oh man, that's politics. That is politics.
Speaker 4: So now it is a race between Donald Trump and
Speaker 4: Nikki Hayley.
Speaker 1: Wow, I'm Trump.
Speaker 7: Say he back, and then I'm excited.
Speaker 1: Then nominee he's gonna be there. Canada.
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, that what he could take those high heels off,
Speaker 3: those boots.
Speaker 1: Tall call it bootgate, bootgates. Yeah, all right.
Speaker 4: Uh, coming up in twenty minutes after the hour, North
Speaker 4: Carolina teachers must pay back school district bonuses.
Speaker 1: Uh we'll talk about that right after this.
Speaker 4: Oh no, sir, no, sir, you're listening.
Speaker 1: Morning show. All right.
Speaker 4: So this is trending from our home station in Charlotte
Speaker 4: at V one O one point nine f shout out
Speaker 4: to Charlotte. More than two hundred English teachers in Charlotte
Speaker 4: Macklenburg schools have to pay back a bonus check after
Speaker 4: a payroll era. So it was a mistake. They got
Speaker 4: a bonus. Now they have to pay it back. What
Speaker 4: we don't pay teachers enough as it is. The payroll
Speaker 4: department didn't catch the mistake for about five days, and
Speaker 4: according to multiple media outlets, two hundred and twenty five
Speaker 4: teachers inadvertently received a recruitment bonus of twelve hundred and
Speaker 4: fifty dollars. That's one two hundred and fifty dollars that
Speaker 4: was paid on January twelfth. What The bonus was intended
Speaker 4: for teachers who are new to a critical shortage teaching
Speaker 4: era area. However, the teachers affected are not new to
Speaker 4: their area and should not have received the bonus. The
Speaker 4: teachers will have the option of repaying the bonus and
Speaker 4: a lump thumb from their you know that money's already
Speaker 4: gone from their February check, or they'll have to They
Speaker 4: may choose a payment plan and with deductions over three months.
Speaker 4: The school district issued an apology saying, quote, we value
Speaker 4: the work of all CMS employees and sincerely apologize for
Speaker 4: any distress or inconvenience. What what was your favorite teacher
Speaker 4: and why? And if you were a teacher and you
Speaker 4: got this kind of money.
Speaker 1: I'm not giving it back. We're not giving it.
Speaker 8: We're not giving it back. I'll changed my whole account, y'all.
Speaker 8: I'm changing everything, everything to you're not getting this twelve fifty.
Speaker 1: Back is not already gone, first of all. Yeah, and
Speaker 1: they deserve it.
Speaker 7: If you made a mistake, then you eat the mistake.
Speaker 1: Yeah, district district should, Yeah, you show should. I don't
Speaker 1: care if I'm teaching English, what's the subject class? And
Speaker 1: I got how much more money?
Speaker 2: I thought?
Speaker 1: I never saw it?
Speaker 2: Moving on?
Speaker 10: What's the first.
Speaker 1: You're not giving it? H that's that's hurtful.
Speaker 7: That's her.
Speaker 3: Really let them have that, man, Yeah, yeah, take care
Speaker 3: of our family cares and our teachers.
Speaker 1: We love them.
Speaker 4: Can you imagine seeing that paycheck and going, what, yeah
Speaker 4: I got a raise?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 3: Yeah, but you get an email from your job my bad.
Speaker 3: We're gonna need that back Homeie, No, let's see you.
Speaker 7: Pay us an extra something he'd have made a mistake.
Speaker 2: He's not getting the back.
Speaker 4: And in every day amongst ourselves, I'm gonna need it
Speaker 4: from y'all.
Speaker 7: I don't know what you're talking about, right, Yeah.
Speaker 4: Yeah, And we love our teachers so much, and we
Speaker 4: know you work hard. We appreciate you, and if it
Speaker 4: were up to us, you would get that and more
Speaker 4: for sure.
Speaker 1: Yeah, get a bonus every pay period, Yeah, for sure
Speaker 1: to me.
Speaker 4: All right, guys, coming up at thirty four minutes after
Speaker 4: the hour, has rejection pushed you to new heights in
Speaker 4: your life? We'll talk about that right after this. You're
Speaker 4: listening Hary Morning Show. Quarterback Jared Goff and the Detroit
Speaker 4: Lions are one went away from reaching the Super Bowl
Speaker 4: for the first time in franchise history.
Speaker 1: Guys, Yes, it is.
Speaker 4: Yes, it is the sweetest redemption for Jared after the
Speaker 4: Los Angeles Rams traded him to Detroit for Matthew Stafford.
Speaker 4: Jarrett was embarrassed and felt rejected after that trade. But
Speaker 4: look at him now, Look how well he's doing now.
Speaker 4: After the win on Sunday against Tampa Bay, they played
Speaker 4: Aretha Franklin's respect on the PA loudspeaker at Ford Field.
Speaker 2: Nice.
Speaker 1: I love that.
Speaker 4: Yes, so guys, we got to show some love to
Speaker 4: the city of Detroit. We absolutely yes, congratulations.
Speaker 13: Ninety two point three Yeah, Detroit versus everybody.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I love it, love it.
Speaker 4: And so part two of the question, has rejection have you,
Speaker 4: guys ever been rejected? We know how how much men,
Speaker 4: especially hate rejection. Has it ever pushed you to new
Speaker 4: heights in your life.
Speaker 8: I got rejected by this girl. Yeah, yeah, its me
Speaker 8: to be a Yeah, it forces me to be a
Speaker 8: whole lot better. And uh and now that I'm doing well,
Speaker 8: when I see her around town, I've flown it in
Speaker 8: front of her face.
Speaker 1: Yes that I'm that petty.
Speaker 7: Yeah, yeah, I make sure I'm blinging when I see
Speaker 7: her right in front of I.
Speaker 10: Know.
Speaker 4: I got a TV show and a radio show I'm doing.
Speaker 1: You go down the list, TV shows, a radio show right.
Speaker 7: With Tom.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I got one in Houston too. Every time I
Speaker 1: see you, I make sure you know I'm married. Yes?
Speaker 1: Is that the one that she did?
Speaker 7: Yes?
Speaker 1: See her every time I see her? Yeah, you see me? Yeah,
Speaker 1: those words I married? Yeah, I got said that you know, could.
Speaker 2: Have been you.
Speaker 1: No, you like to cheat though, you see me though?
Speaker 13: Come on, baby, have you met my wife?
Speaker 1: Because I was gonna be letting anyway.
Speaker 7: Yeah, show till Yes, that's when you put your finger
Speaker 7: through your white belt loop and hold on.
Speaker 1: Yeah right here, right here.
Speaker 7: You know what I made.
Speaker 13: I made my wife go do something for me. Hey, baby,
Speaker 13: could you go give me a cold police and watch it?
Speaker 2: Go get it?
Speaker 1: They come back. You ain't like doing that. See yeah,
Speaker 1: thank you baby. You see this how your daddy doing?
Speaker 1: How pastor.
Speaker 4: Mean that was the thing in church?
Speaker 1: You were dating her, you were you were devastated when
Speaker 1: that happened. What yes, yes, crush, I thought I had something.
Speaker 4: And how did you find out?
Speaker 1: How did you find out? I find out?
Speaker 13: Her brother told me he was my best friend. Yeah,
Speaker 13: her brother told her said, man, I don't I don't
Speaker 13: even like this. I gotta tell you don't what what?
Speaker 1: And we had a lawn more service business together, broke
Speaker 1: up the whole law more service. We couldn't cut now, yad,
Speaker 1: God was devastated. I couldn't push the lawn more for herself.
Speaker 1: What's up, my STUDI behind took her back?
Speaker 2: What you mean what you said?
Speaker 1: This is really redemption?
Speaker 14: Yes, I'm married now.
Speaker 1: You took her back? What you thought I wouldn't you
Speaker 1: loved her, you were in love, but I was so young.
Speaker 13: I ain't know what I was doing. I don't know
Speaker 13: I'm supposed to leave her. I said, you know what
Speaker 13: God says, forgive those.
Speaker 1: And I forgave it. Took her back.
Speaker 13: I at church holding her hand and everything that if
Speaker 13: I not happened, I'm singing in the quiet next to
Speaker 13: hunting rocking.
Speaker 1: Yeah, boy, I said, and this was this was the
Speaker 1: pastor's daughter.
Speaker 2: Yes, and the brother too. Yeah, the brother.
Speaker 1: My best friend. Yeah, was the only one that didn't know.
Speaker 1: Everybody knew but me.
Speaker 14: You know how hard that is to find out?
Speaker 7: What?
Speaker 1: Oh I've been there, yeah there. Oh, let me tell
Speaker 1: you something called a vacation. Bible school was messed up
Speaker 1: for me. I didn't know what to do. I didn't
Speaker 1: get no answers, right, don't ask me nothing, vacation. But
Speaker 1: I found out too much? Yeah, yeah, yeah, wow.
Speaker 4: Well look at you now, look at you now?
Speaker 1: All right?
Speaker 4: Coming up next, thanks guy, it's coming up next. Nephew
Speaker 4: Temmy's prank phone call right after this, you're listening morning
Speaker 4: show coming up at the top of the hour, right
Speaker 4: about four minutes after. It's my strawberry letter for today,
Speaker 4: and the subject is she is only sexy outside of
Speaker 4: our house.
Speaker 1: What she's sexy.
Speaker 4: We'll get into that, find out what that's really all
Speaker 4: about in just a few because right now it is
Speaker 4: time for the nephew and today's prank phone call.
Speaker 7: What you got for his neph uh, Well, it's all
Speaker 7: it's happened to everybody. I don't know anybody that it
Speaker 7: hasn't happened to. Were about to turn your lights off? Oh,
Speaker 7: turn your lights off. It's happened to everyone. I don't
Speaker 7: know anybody to have him come home and hit that
Speaker 7: switch like god, it is turn We're about to turn
Speaker 7: your lights off. Let's go catch Hello.
Speaker 10: Hello, I'm trying to find j Raw Please get us. Hey, Grod,
Speaker 10: how you doing? This? Is Mason man. I'm the guy
Speaker 10: that turns the lights on and off if you haven't
Speaker 10: paid your bill, and I'm over here at your house.
Speaker 10: I'm actually getting ready to turn the lights off. But
Speaker 10: I'm trying to It's a courtesy call we're supposed to give.
Speaker 10: If people can pay their bill before we turn them off,
Speaker 10: then we collect and we keep moving, he said.
Speaker 9: He said, who you? Who are you again?
Speaker 10: I'm Mason exactly. So you say you've got to do
Speaker 10: what I'm getting ready to turn the lights off because
Speaker 10: the bill hasn't been paid. I'm getting ready to turn
Speaker 10: the power off. Are you here at the house? No?
Speaker 10: At work? Okay, Well, listen, is there anyone at the
Speaker 10: house that can make a payment? Make a payment the
Speaker 10: payment right now? That I have is two hundred and
Speaker 10: twenty one dollars and thirty six cents.
Speaker 7: Is that right?
Speaker 11: For what the less?
Speaker 10: For the electric bill?
Speaker 9: Yes, sir, No, no, sir, no, sir, no, no, there's
Speaker 9: nobody at the house, and I don't think I owe
Speaker 9: that much.
Speaker 10: Well, that's what I have right now, two hundred and
Speaker 10: twenty one dollars and thirty six cents.
Speaker 11: So I see you see my wife she already paid that.
Speaker 10: See okay, well they don't have a record of that.
Speaker 10: I'm in your driveway right now. I'm getting ready to
Speaker 10: turn this thing off into a payment has been made.
Speaker 11: Well, see that, sert. There's nobody home right now.
Speaker 10: Okay, Well, if no one is here, then I have
Speaker 10: to follow through and continue and go ahead and and
Speaker 10: and and turn the power off until everything is rectified.
Speaker 10: Oh oh, you and my driveway, I mean your driveway.
Speaker 10: So is there anyone here? How far are you from here?
Speaker 11: I'm at work. I can't get off right now, but
Speaker 11: you got to get out my driveway.
Speaker 10: No, no, sir, I'm not gonna be able to leave
Speaker 10: you driveway until I actually turn the power off.
Speaker 11: Can't turn my power off. I got food and refrigerator
Speaker 11: to my kids got fish that you know?
Speaker 10: Come on, man, what do you mean you got fish?
Speaker 10: What does that mean?
Speaker 11: I can be there in thirty minutes. Give you a
Speaker 11: cast right now, sir?
Speaker 10: What what do you mean when you say you got fish?
Speaker 10: Fish tank? Oh a fish tank? You have a fish tank? Okay, well, sir,
Speaker 10: I understand that.
Speaker 11: But I'll be there in thirty minutes. You stay right there,
Speaker 11: don't touch nothing, okay.
Speaker 10: So I can't I can't be here at thirty minutes.
Speaker 10: I can't wait that long.
Speaker 9: Thirty minutes.
Speaker 10: I'll be there with cash and I'll pay you whether
Speaker 10: two hundred what we don't We don't accept cash, sir.
Speaker 10: We're gonna need a money or I don't.
Speaker 11: Have time to go to I'll be there with the
Speaker 11: cash study minute.
Speaker 10: I can't take cas Are you listening to me, sir?
Speaker 10: Are you listening to me? I'm listening to you. I
Speaker 10: can't take cash. I need a money order.
Speaker 11: I'll be that thirty minutes.
Speaker 10: Okay, sir, I have to cut I have to turn
Speaker 10: your power off if you're not here. I give everybody
Speaker 10: ten minutes, ten minutes where they can pay it or
Speaker 10: we can actually turn it off.
Speaker 12: Now, you tell me what you want me to do,
Speaker 12: i'mna call my wife real quick, all right, real quiet.
Speaker 10: So I don't have time to call you.
Speaker 9: I don't.
Speaker 10: I don't have time for that.
Speaker 11: First of all, sir, you'll get me up. I might
Speaker 11: don't mess up bills, okay.
Speaker 9: First of all, okay, okay.
Speaker 10: If she doesn't mess up bills, then what the hell
Speaker 10: is going on?
Speaker 9: I don't know.
Speaker 12: I'm gonna call her real quick straight okay.
Speaker 10: Okay, Well, sir, I don't have real quick time. What
Speaker 10: we have to do right now is I have to
Speaker 10: do this. I have to see to turn your power off.
Speaker 10: You get it turned off now, listen. I can come
Speaker 10: back and turn this thing right back on next week.
Speaker 10: It'll be one hundred and fifty dollars pennet.
Speaker 12: First of all, you need to get out of my yard.
Speaker 12: First of all, so I call y'all, sur I'm.
Speaker 10: Here as I'm supposed to be here. I'm here because
Speaker 10: you haven't paid.
Speaker 12: I'm gonna call my ways to look at this.
Speaker 10: Think right now. I'm here because you haven't paid your bill.
Speaker 12: I've paid my bill. My wife pays my bill.
Speaker 10: Boy, how do you know she paid it? Because you
Speaker 10: don't know it. Damn you don't know anything.
Speaker 9: What hold on, sir?
Speaker 12: Trust me, my white paid the bill. H's a mistake
Speaker 12: in your system. Get out of my yard.
Speaker 9: Now.
Speaker 10: Are you at Avenue?
Speaker 9: Yeah, that's correct.
Speaker 10: But what I'm in, I'm in the that I'm in
Speaker 10: the right place, sir, And you haven't played your bill,
Speaker 10: and I've been ordered to turn it off.
Speaker 11: I'll tell you what, tell you what what I'm gonna do.
Speaker 11: I'm gonna be there at thirty minutes.
Speaker 10: I know that here. I'm not gonna be here in
Speaker 10: thirty minutes. Okay, you you are you listening? I'm turning
Speaker 10: this off in the next five minutes and not touch my.
Speaker 11: A White paid the bill. Leave my lesson.
Speaker 10: My wife hasn't paid the bill. Now, maybe your wife
Speaker 10: is out lolly gaggers doing something else.
Speaker 12: Who who hold whoa whoa?
Speaker 10: Whoa hold hold?
Speaker 11: First of all, you keep keep out of this, all right?
Speaker 9: Okay?
Speaker 10: You do the want that brought her in. He's the
Speaker 10: one that keeps telling me what she has done, what
Speaker 10: she hasn't done.
Speaker 12: Lessen, listen, keep my hey.
Speaker 11: That's why I draw the line. I'll be there thirty
Speaker 11: minutes means you can talk.
Speaker 10: I ain't gonna continue to go back and forth with you, Sir,
Speaker 10: I don't have thirty minutes. I got ten minutes, you
Speaker 10: understand me.
Speaker 11: I gotta I'm gonna leave right now. I'm gonna get
Speaker 11: the call right now. Okay, I'll be there thirty minutes.
Speaker 10: So I don't have thirty minutes. I'm turning it off.
Speaker 10: You can call downtown and get headquarters to turn it
Speaker 10: back on and we'll come back out here. And it's
Speaker 10: a reconnect seat for one hundred fifty dollars.
Speaker 11: So I gotta come up with three hundred.
Speaker 10: Oh hell, your bill is two hundred and something dollars,
Speaker 10: and that it's gonna be one hundred and fifty dollars
Speaker 10: reconnect seats.
Speaker 12: No, hell, no that hey, I'll get that in ten minutes.
Speaker 10: Okay, Well, sir, and I've told you before, you have
Speaker 10: five minutes to get here.
Speaker 11: No, listen, listen, let me call my neighbor real quick. O.
Speaker 12: Hold, let me call hold up, let me call.
Speaker 10: I don't have time for you to click over and
Speaker 10: call other people.
Speaker 9: Sir.
Speaker 10: Is there somebody that can give me a money order
Speaker 10: right now?
Speaker 7: Yeah?
Speaker 10: Yeah, right now?
Speaker 11: Get your money order in five minutes.
Speaker 10: Okay. Now, who's gonna do that.
Speaker 12: I don't know how to call my wife.
Speaker 10: I told you your wife is the reason why you're
Speaker 10: in this situation.
Speaker 12: I'm gonna report you to your supervisor.
Speaker 10: Are you gonna report me when I'm out doing my job?
Speaker 10: You should report your wife but not doing what she
Speaker 10: was supposed Let's tell what you say if do you
Speaker 10: want your lights on or off when you get here?
Speaker 10: I want your lights are getting turned off in the
Speaker 10: next two minutes because your wife didn't pay the damn bill.
Speaker 10: I wanna tell y'all, excuse me, I'm gonna tell y'all. Listen,
Speaker 10: he's my wife's name. House your mouth. I tell you
Speaker 10: what you know what my supervisor would tell you. I
Speaker 10: don't know what you tell me. Tell you that you
Speaker 10: have been talking to nephew Tommy from the Sea Harby
Speaker 10: more to show you just god bright, I was on
Speaker 10: my wading. Your coworker got Joseph, he got you.
Speaker 11: I'm gonna get hy man. Don't get no more man,
Speaker 11: Man you.
Speaker 10: Hey, I got one more thing to ask you, man,
Speaker 10: what is the baddest radio show in the land?
Speaker 11: Come on, man, Steve Waby Morning Show, Nephew.
Speaker 1: That boy something else on a great Tuesday morning, ain't it?
Speaker 7: Ain'ty something else?
Speaker 1: Are you talking about yourself?
Speaker 7: And the third person in the third party that time
Speaker 7: of cold on a Tuesday?
Speaker 2: Boy?
Speaker 7: What Tuesday boy?
Speaker 2: Right?
Speaker 7: Time of Tuesday?
Speaker 8: Catch Timy Friday and Saturday the devil and they know
Speaker 8: how yo at the Funny Bone.
Speaker 1: Okay, stop talking about yourself in the third person.
Speaker 8: Catch Timmy Friday and Saturday. They Ohio funny ball man. Oh,
Speaker 8: I love to see Timmy when I when I go
Speaker 8: see Thomas, he's a mad when I go see this boy,
Speaker 8: work that boy code.
Speaker 1: Listen.
Speaker 7: February third, The Boy is in New York City at
Speaker 7: the NYC Winery. All right, first show already.
Speaker 8: Sold out, Second show almost is getting right there, so
Speaker 8: a few more tickets. But the Nephew is coming to
Speaker 8: New York City at the n y C. Wind up,
Speaker 8: y'all gotta go check out Tommy. I'll be an audience
Speaker 8: watching Tommy myself. Man, that bought that's something you in.
Speaker 1: The audience watching Tommy yourself. Boy, it's a lot, it's
Speaker 1: a lot.
Speaker 13: What you.
Speaker 2: Now?
Speaker 1: This is something new? The third person.
Speaker 4: Of the third person, that would.
Speaker 7: To myself and the second person, why would I do
Speaker 7: the second person.
Speaker 1: He always does that the first person?
Speaker 7: Why would I be so?
Speaker 1: Okay? How do you talk to yourself in the first person?
Speaker 7: How do you do that?
Speaker 4: When you talk about yourself, you say I or yeah.
Speaker 4: You don't say your name.
Speaker 2: I will be.
Speaker 7: But it's not I. It's Tommy. Tommy will be in Dayton.
Speaker 1: But Tommy is you?
Speaker 7: You are Tommy, and Tommy is I and I is Toe.
Speaker 1: I do know he has a degree too.
Speaker 7: Yeah, yeah, the first, second or third? Which one? Did
Speaker 7: you want me to be?
Speaker 1: All right?
Speaker 7: And I am Thomas W.
Speaker 1: Miles? The second just yes, you are, Thank you Tommy.
Speaker 4: Coming up next, it's the Strawberry Letter and the subject
Speaker 4: is she's only sexy outside of our house.
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Speaker 1: It is a strawberry letter, Thank you nephew.
Speaker 4: Subject she is only sexy outside of our house. Dear
Speaker 4: Stephen Shirley. As a man, I'm ashamed to write you
Speaker 4: for help, but I don't want to do I don't
Speaker 4: know what to do with my girlfriend. I met her
Speaker 4: at a cookout and we bond it instantly because we
Speaker 4: have a lot of mutual friends. She was gorgeous and
Speaker 4: had white toenail polish, glowing skin, and flowing hair. We've
Speaker 4: been together for almost two years, and I moved in
Speaker 4: with her because we were spending every night together. Anyway,
Speaker 4: I pay all the household expenses as a man, I
Speaker 4: know I'm supposed to do that, but I mentioned it
Speaker 4: for a reason. I'm handling all of the bills and
Speaker 4: her cars paid for. She might buy the grocery sometimes,
Speaker 4: but usually she puts them on my amex, so that
Speaker 4: leads me to believe that she is stacking her money, and.
Speaker 1: I'm cool with that.
Speaker 4: But there are a few things she needs to do
Speaker 4: with her paycheck, like get her hair done regularly, keep
Speaker 4: her toes and her ni as done, put on lotion,
Speaker 4: and buy some better pajamas and play clothes to wear
Speaker 4: around the house. I can't come home from work one
Speaker 4: more day and see her in a grandma robe with
Speaker 4: a bonnet on her head. She has one brown toenail,
Speaker 4: and I never saw it before we started living together
Speaker 4: because she kept her feet done. Now I'm getting the
Speaker 4: unedited version of this woman. It was a shock because
Speaker 4: it happened all at once. I'm glad she's comfortable around me,
Speaker 4: but this is not how I imagine living with her
Speaker 4: would be. She used to bring lingerie to my house
Speaker 4: when she spent the night, and now it's just sitting
Speaker 4: in her drawer. But when it's date night or we
Speaker 4: hang out with our friends, she's a movie star again.
Speaker 4: And the weave is right, the dress is tight, and
Speaker 4: the toes are white. How do I tell my girlfriend
Speaker 4: that I want her to be sexy inside the house
Speaker 4: without offending her?
Speaker 1: Wow, what a nice guy you are.
Speaker 4: And I'll say this, you're still there after two years
Speaker 4: of this, and you don't say you're cheating or anything.
Speaker 4: So there's hope for you guys. Okay, uh, but it
Speaker 4: is time to have that talk with her because you're
Speaker 4: getting fed up and you're getting frustrated. That's why you
Speaker 4: wrote us. You tell her just like you told us
Speaker 4: in the letter. Nothing you said was mean, nothing you
Speaker 4: said was hurtful.
Speaker 1: It's just facts.
Speaker 4: It's how you feel the same way she got you.
Speaker 4: And you sound like a really nice guy. You sound
Speaker 4: like a very generous guy. You pay all the bills.
Speaker 4: I mean, what more can a woman ask for? I mean, seriously,
Speaker 4: you sound like a great guy. She should try and
Speaker 4: keep you. And we all know that men are visual.
Speaker 4: You don't want to give him a reason to start
Speaker 4: visualizing himself with another woman, now, do you. She's not
Speaker 4: taking care of herself. We get that no one is perfect, Okay,
Speaker 4: we got all that. Meaning some days you might, you know,
Speaker 4: be around the house with no makeup or or your
Speaker 4: hair might not be on or freshly done. But we
Speaker 4: still know how to keep ourselves presentable and desirable in
Speaker 4: and out of the house. That's why you have to
Speaker 4: let her know what you're thinking. When you guys are
Speaker 4: out and she's looking like a movie star, you say,
Speaker 4: tell her then how much you know you appreciate her
Speaker 4: and all of that. Basically, what you're saying is she's slipping.
Speaker 4: She needs a step her game up. She's taking you
Speaker 4: for granted, but you're telling her in a nice, gentlemanly way.
Speaker 4: Hopefully she'll receive it in that way in which you attended.
Speaker 4: Because if things don't change, it sounds like to me,
Speaker 4: you're gonna be out of there pretty soon.
Speaker 1: Tommy.
Speaker 7: We got to fix this brown toenail. We got to
Speaker 7: fix this toenail. I'm sorry.
Speaker 8: We got it to fix that. What we cannot do
Speaker 8: is see that again. Okay, we got to fix that.
Speaker 8: So this is what I need you to do, Patner.
Speaker 8: One night when y'all sleep, pull them sheets back and
Speaker 8: get you some white spray paint and get to that
Speaker 8: little toe, whatever toe that is that brown.
Speaker 7: We got to fix that. We cannot see that ever again.
Speaker 7: I'll get you some of that.
Speaker 8: What we used to do when we when we used
Speaker 8: to type that liquid paper with that white stuff with paper. Yeah,
Speaker 8: you gotta put something. You gotta damn something on now,
Speaker 8: because we got the damn you need.
Speaker 7: That's strong.
Speaker 8: We want, we want something. I ain't gonna come off call.
Speaker 8: What we can't do is see that brown nail ever again.
Speaker 8: We got to fix that. That's a big turn off. Secondly,
Speaker 8: you are you are y'all acting like y'all married, all right,
Speaker 8: because y'all been together two years. You're living together, but
Speaker 8: you're not married.
Speaker 7: So you basically you what's happening, young man, is you're
Speaker 7: seeing what all of us men who are being married.
Speaker 8: Now, this is what we always see. So welcome to
Speaker 8: the club. We always see. Oh, we see what they
Speaker 8: read it look like, we see it.
Speaker 1: We see it in the.
Speaker 7: Hey, hey, hey, I'm answering this part right here. I'm
Speaker 7: talking to the boy.
Speaker 8: We see, we see what well, we see what the
Speaker 8: ladies really look like when they take everything off and
Speaker 8: make up is gone and the ha it's down and
Speaker 8: it's just them.
Speaker 7: We see that.
Speaker 8: And then we also see that transformation and they come
Speaker 8: out of there and just be walking around at the
Speaker 8: club or or the restaurant.
Speaker 7: You'd be like, that is not her, that is not
Speaker 7: who she.
Speaker 2: Heals.
Speaker 8: We didn't help y'all put that spank on and everything. Well,
Speaker 8: I've done it. I haven't done it, yes, And I'm
Speaker 8: so glad. I'm so glad that they start making that
Speaker 8: spank where you can you don't have to take it
Speaker 8: off to go to the bathroom.
Speaker 1: I'm so glad because I.
Speaker 4: Because men wear spanks too.
Speaker 8: You know, that's not what we talk about while we're
Speaker 8: talking to the boy. Don't need to be hearing that.
Speaker 8: The boy don't need to be hearing that. All I
Speaker 8: can say to you is you're seeing your woman in
Speaker 8: the raw. You can ask her about changing some things up.
Speaker 8: But if she walking around there, she don't want to
Speaker 8: buy no new play clothes. You don't want to win,
Speaker 8: no lingerie. You might need to really think about. It's
Speaker 8: just a relationship. You won't because it ain't gonna get better.
Speaker 1: It is what it is. Yeah, but it is what
Speaker 1: it is. It's not gonna get better. He's getting frustrated.
Speaker 8: It's gonna get rawer. It's gonna get raw. It's something else.
Speaker 8: You don't know about it. It just ain't showed up yet.
Speaker 1: Keep looking, all right.
Speaker 4: Uh, we'll have part two of our Strawberry letter coming
Speaker 4: up at twenty three minutes after the hour. Today's subject
Speaker 4: she is only sexy outside of our house, and we'll
Speaker 4: get back into it right after this. You're listening hard
Speaker 4: morning show. All right, guys, it's time to recap today's
Speaker 4: strawberry letter. The subject that she is only outside of
Speaker 4: our house. The man wrote, in. He's ashamed to write us,
Speaker 4: he says, because he's a man, but he doesn't know
Speaker 4: what to do with this girl. He met her at
Speaker 4: a cookout. She was beautiful. Her hair was flowing, her
Speaker 4: skin was glowing, she had beautiful toes, all of that
Speaker 4: white polish on her toes, everything, he said. They've been
Speaker 4: together for almost two years and they live together now.
Speaker 4: But at the house she's broken all the way down.
Speaker 4: She wears a robe, a granny robe and a bonnet
Speaker 4: at the house. One of her toenails is brown. He
Speaker 4: pays all the bills, takes care of everything. She might
Speaker 4: buy some groceries every once in a while with his
Speaker 4: AMEX card.
Speaker 1: That's how good she's got it. But he's complaining now.
Speaker 4: He's upset because the way she looks around the house,
Speaker 4: and we all know men are visual.
Speaker 1: He doesn't like it.
Speaker 4: She could at least, he said, keep her feet done,
Speaker 4: take the money that she's stacking because he's paying all
Speaker 4: the bills, and go get her hair done.
Speaker 1: All of that. She's not doing that.
Speaker 4: He's frustrated. That's why he's writing in. He's saying, how
Speaker 4: does he tell his girlfriend that he wants her to
Speaker 4: be sexy inside the house without offending her junior.
Speaker 1: You know what, that's just be honest.
Speaker 13: Come on now, sure car just beyondest Now, hey, hey man,
Speaker 13: let me ask you this. Since you got all these
Speaker 13: things you want to say about this lady, hey man,
Speaker 13: what you look like?
Speaker 2: Right right? God's real?
Speaker 1: Because if she got all this wrong with her, what
Speaker 1: you look like? I mean, you know what, you just
Speaker 1: only into the image of this girl.
Speaker 2: That's it.
Speaker 1: That's all you told us about. But you ain't talk
Speaker 1: about her substance stuff because you've been there two years.
Speaker 1: I don't stay nowhere two years less I'm getting something
Speaker 1: out of it. Is she a kind person? Does she
Speaker 1: respect people? Does she respect you? Does she take care
Speaker 1: of you?
Speaker 2: See?
Speaker 1: She ain't the only one eating the grocery she put
Speaker 1: on your amex? Remember you moved in?
Speaker 2: No, you moved in.
Speaker 14: Remember you said you told her you moved in with her.
Speaker 1: She was already established.
Speaker 2: You moved in.
Speaker 13: Now you want credit for doing the things that we
Speaker 13: have to do with me and Tommy and everybody ever
Speaker 13: man do But see you playing house?
Speaker 1: We actually have one.
Speaker 2: We're in it.
Speaker 1: Uh huh. We can't sit up here, I can't sit
Speaker 1: up here. And play like I'm married. No, I actually am,
Speaker 1: you sir, get the chance to actually play like you married.
Speaker 13: And then you want to tell me about all the
Speaker 13: things that you're doing, paying the bills and all the
Speaker 13: type of stuff.
Speaker 2: Yeah, well, you know what, that.
Speaker 13: Don't mean nothing to me if you ain't married to
Speaker 13: because you know what, you at her house because guess what.
Speaker 13: And any day when she get up with the with
Speaker 13: the hair and the bonnet and the row, get.
Speaker 1: Your hands side and you got to go because you
Speaker 1: ain't married.
Speaker 13: You never told us anything about this lady other than
Speaker 13: with your the brown toe. That that's your biggest problem.
Speaker 7: That's a problem for me.
Speaker 1: Ahead she.
Speaker 8: Can't rub that toe against me. I'm just telling you,
Speaker 8: I cannot rub that toe up against me.
Speaker 9: Stupid.
Speaker 1: No, No, that's but I understand talking about that's his
Speaker 1: biggest problem. Okay, cool, But you've.
Speaker 13: Been in that two years with the same brown toe.
Speaker 13: That's what I'm trying to figure out. That two years
Speaker 13: with the brother. You just not noticing the two years
Speaker 13: later the brown don't.
Speaker 1: Now he's just had it. No, no, but tell me
Speaker 1: something about her that you like instead of the complaints.
Speaker 1: That's all he likes her outside. He likes your outside.
Speaker 13: Yeah, yeah, I mean know what, you know, my wife
Speaker 13: don't look superstar model every day when she in here.
Speaker 1: You know, nobody lives all day long. That's unrealistic. Yeah.
Speaker 14: Oh but when she stepped out, she missed spaces.
Speaker 7: Yes, Junior said, he just keep her outside if you
Speaker 7: keep moving, just moving.
Speaker 1: The National Park. Just live outside.
Speaker 2: We are we out.
Speaker 14: That's all you need to really do. Just stay outside.
Speaker 13: You complaining for us about if she looked outside, didn't
Speaker 13: keep it dark or keep it light outside a moment ago?
Speaker 2: Something?
Speaker 4: Is it?
Speaker 2: That's all?
Speaker 1: So you want to hear more about the woman than
Speaker 1: just ye.
Speaker 14: But you've been there two years though, Now this is
Speaker 14: all sudden bothering you.
Speaker 1: Let me tell you something. If you don't look good
Speaker 1: for me in the house.
Speaker 14: For two years, why am i here?
Speaker 7: Yeah?
Speaker 13: Got a large ray just in the drawer, that's all.
Speaker 13: You can see the large rays in the drawer.
Speaker 1: Well, what do you look like? Circus? You didn't want
Speaker 1: to put it on.
Speaker 4: He didn't say anything about himself, only that he pays
Speaker 4: all the bills, takes care of it.
Speaker 8: I just know we're gonna be down to nine toes,
Speaker 8: that's all. That's all I know. Get rid of this
Speaker 8: out the dawn toe. Now, don't rub that thing up
Speaker 8: against me.
Speaker 1: Do not.
Speaker 4: You're gonna be asleep.
Speaker 1: You won't even know. So you're rolling nine toes and
Speaker 1: look at the brown one. Another yes, is how much
Speaker 1: is you look at her toes? How come your neck
Speaker 1: always bent down? You keep looking down there once you
Speaker 1: know it's brown, you keep looking.
Speaker 4: With men and women's feet though, that's remember eddie nails
Speaker 4: and toes us.
Speaker 17: Beautiful feet. I'm sorry, thank you, nice ass feet. I
Speaker 17: just wollwork, move on. I ain't never seeing that with
Speaker 17: a brown toe, No, we have.
Speaker 1: But I will tell you if you have one, I
Speaker 1: will tell you.
Speaker 7: All right.
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Speaker 4: You know what it is, Junior and Sports Talk right
Speaker 4: after this you're.
Speaker 1: Listening morning show.
Speaker 4: It is time now for Junior and Sports Talk.
Speaker 1: Junior all right, what you got? I just want to say,
Speaker 1: thank you Texans for a wonderful.
Speaker 7: What's signing with it though?
Speaker 14: What Sunday?
Speaker 2: The game? What Saturday?
Speaker 7: Yes, but today I know, but okay, here and.
Speaker 1: When he comes back, I know we're gonna have You.
Speaker 8: Don't worry about We went further than Cleveland and we
Speaker 8: beat Cleveland. The hell with Uncle Steve. I don't care.
Speaker 1: Now, I clearly you don't care. But you know, I'm
Speaker 1: you know what, you know what I'm man about that.
Speaker 1: It was just the way we lost thirty four to
Speaker 1: ten and the only touchdown we got was on special team.
Speaker 1: We just couldn't do nothing. Even Lamar Jackson, though, Lamar Jackson,
Speaker 1: just give him the MVP. Yeah, let's just be done
Speaker 1: with it, man, give him the super Bowl Trophy. This
Speaker 1: boy's unbelievable.
Speaker 7: No, no, he ain't won that yet.
Speaker 1: Now hold on, hold on, but I think if you
Speaker 1: can't beat him, join them. You gotta as the city first. Yeah,
Speaker 1: well yeah, well if he do it.
Speaker 7: A little light skan boy that sounded like Herman the
Speaker 7: froo the front.
Speaker 1: You know, it's time. We've been here before. You know
Speaker 1: what's got a really good team, got really good try.
Speaker 13: Hey, I'm just thinking, honey man, Patrick Mahons, it is possible.
Speaker 13: It is possible though, man, But you know, just yeah,
Speaker 13: Lamar Jackson just can really flat out play this game.
Speaker 13: And then you know what, he's changing the image. Yeah,
Speaker 13: Patrick Gant too.
Speaker 1: But he's changing the image of what a traditional quarterback
Speaker 1: look like. And he's doing he is.
Speaker 13: If you play like this, you cannot want to see.
Speaker 13: If you play like Lamar Jackson, you can't win the
Speaker 13: super Bowl. Well here in the championship game. I take
Speaker 13: Lamon is a bad boy man, both of what you
Speaker 13: can do this.
Speaker 3: I love Lamar Jackson. His mom did that man contract deal.
Speaker 3: They kept all that money in the family.
Speaker 10: I love it.
Speaker 1: I love this.
Speaker 7: I'm gonna let her don, I'm gonna let her do
Speaker 7: my neck. Ready to love contracts? You know how to get.
Speaker 14: Ready, little country?
Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, you know so man.
Speaker 13: You know hey, all I'm saying is it's gonna be
Speaker 13: a great weekend of football Championship Sundays coming up. You know,
Speaker 13: you take you take the Cheese and the Ravens, and
Speaker 13: then you got the Lions, the Detroit Lions, and may
Speaker 13: come on Detroit.
Speaker 1: I'm pulling for Detroit, man, man, I'm pulling for Detroit.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 3: Absolutely, That's how somebody junior post a picture of Detroit
Speaker 3: and Cowboy fans and they say Cowboy fans look away,
Speaker 3: Yeah it's gonna be.
Speaker 4: What about the fashions at the super Bowl from Detroit?
Speaker 1: If they.
Speaker 7: That super Bowl?
Speaker 10: It on?
Speaker 1: They coming coming? All right, Junior, thank you.
Speaker 4: Coming up at the top of the hour, a man
Speaker 4: on social media needs some advice from you, guys. What
Speaker 4: are vegan options for playoffs parties?
Speaker 1: We'll tell you about it Rya.
Speaker 4: Right after this, you're listening Harvey Morning Show. All right, guys,
Speaker 4: here we go. This is from AJ on Steve Harvey.
Speaker 4: AJ writes, never in a million years what I have
Speaker 4: thought I would be writing this sentence quote, what's the
Speaker 4: best vegan food to serve at a football party? I
Speaker 4: am having a bunch of people over on Sunday to
Speaker 4: watch the NFL playoff games, and my wife has invited
Speaker 4: some friends of hers from work who happened to be vegan.
Speaker 4: Here's the problem. Other than a veggie tray, I have
Speaker 4: no clue what those people eat. Any help of food
Speaker 4: I can serve that others might also enjoy would be
Speaker 4: greatly appreciated. This is from AJ, guys, not.
Speaker 8: Those I don't know what to tell you. Aj because
Speaker 8: everything got meat in it. Over here that them baked
Speaker 8: beans got some bacon in it. Uh, them green beans got.
Speaker 1: Something in it.
Speaker 7: I don't know.
Speaker 8: You gotta give them some syrup, sandwiches or something. You
Speaker 8: got to do something like that. Barbecue, sauce and bread.
Speaker 8: You got to do something like that. I don't know
Speaker 8: what you're finna get people. I'm sorry, I can't. I
Speaker 8: can't help you. We wings and more wings.
Speaker 1: That's all we are. Slide us.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Yeah, we never had no playoff vegan party.
Speaker 2: We never did it.
Speaker 1: I don't know, but JR.
Speaker 2: You've been vegan.
Speaker 13: Yeah, not because I knew if I what do you mean?
Speaker 13: Not like my wife would have told me we're finna
Speaker 13: try some vegan tacos.
Speaker 1: I wouldn't have said yes. I didn't do that down
Speaker 1: and it was just vegan. Now now, what I'm telling
Speaker 1: him is, if you want to do something vegan for him, tequila,
Speaker 1: do that. That's vegan.
Speaker 2: They gotta eat.
Speaker 14: They can't just drink the whole time as well.
Speaker 2: Same thing.
Speaker 13: Don't taste a break and break what I tast you
Speaker 13: what I said, Put a piece of white piece of
Speaker 13: paper on bread. It tastes the same It just tastes
Speaker 13: like to eat paper and bread. It tastes like paper.
Speaker 1: See, I can be a vegan. I have been, Yeah,
Speaker 1: I have been.
Speaker 7: I tell you what that you're gonna be for vegan.
Speaker 1: The side effects of vegan is hungry. That's what you're
Speaker 1: gonna be though.
Speaker 7: So well, we got some We got some rice in there.
Speaker 7: We can put some rice on.
Speaker 1: Some bread.
Speaker 7: I mean, I don't know what else to do. Want
Speaker 7: some bread?
Speaker 1: You're crazy? Rice and bread?
Speaker 8: Okay, all right, let's open up a can of coin
Speaker 8: for a right. That coin was fresh when they put
Speaker 8: it in.
Speaker 7: They can.
Speaker 1: Pull that out. Don't keep that. Let that out.
Speaker 2: Some coin and some.
Speaker 8: Rice, corn rice and bread. I mean, that's roll it
Speaker 8: and roll it up. And now we got a nice sushi.
Speaker 2: Uh.
Speaker 4: Of course, you can't make beans one for one event
Speaker 4: without meat.
Speaker 1: You can't do that.
Speaker 7: I'm not going to do that.
Speaker 1: I'm not gonna do That's a waste of time.
Speaker 7: And no, no, no, we don't put these bacon bits
Speaker 7: in him. We fin we finna cook these nice bacon
Speaker 7: bits and put them in the beans. What did you
Speaker 7: tell me, no, onion?
Speaker 1: Yes, yes, yes? What about okay?
Speaker 2: I got it?
Speaker 4: What about if you like grill. You love to grill, Tommy,
Speaker 4: what if you like grill some vegetables. Throw some vegetables
Speaker 4: on the grill. I haven't done that, and that they're
Speaker 4: gonna fall through the thing. But yeah, okay, that's what
Speaker 4: I want.
Speaker 18: You got bird, They got thing would be grit. It'll
Speaker 18: be charmed into your guests. They kind of something to eat,
Speaker 18: you know, And I don't. This is a j and
Speaker 18: this is his wife bringing some friends over from from
Speaker 18: her job.
Speaker 7: Is that vegans work, So I don't think they should
Speaker 7: come over. And that's what I think I would do.
Speaker 1: First of all. Oh, she's already invited them. They watching Baltimore,
Speaker 1: they come to watch Detroit.
Speaker 8: Okay, then here's here's a suggestion. Bring what y'all eat
Speaker 8: because we don't have that here.
Speaker 1: B y oh bring o. Bring your own food, bring
Speaker 1: your own food.
Speaker 3: Yeah you know, b wyle oh BF, bring your own
Speaker 3: pacon food, bring your own vegan food.
Speaker 1: Yeah wow. One thing they can always have Shirley and
Speaker 1: call it that. That might work for them. Kall, y'all
Speaker 1: love kale. Vegans love kale, kale. Just get some kale.
Speaker 1: He God, I hate kill all the nu is kale
Speaker 1: rice and corn.
Speaker 7: That's what I think they should just fast.
Speaker 1: They should just fast for the at home. Yeah, that's
Speaker 1: worse for me. Thanks for nothing, guys, we're starving, all right?
Speaker 4: Uh, Steve, every morning show at twenty minutes after right
Speaker 4: after you're listening.
Speaker 1: Morning show.
Speaker 2: All right.
Speaker 1: So here's a question.
Speaker 4: Is a cold winter air leaving you with dry chapped lips?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
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Speaker 1: So here's a question. Yeah, okay, would you it's lip bomb?
Speaker 7: You're just doing a commercial?
Speaker 1: Did you just do a commercial?
Speaker 4: I'm telling you what this is trending. Hidden Hidden Valley
Speaker 4: Ranch is coming out with lip bomb. In these flavors
Speaker 4: I use, but I'm not.
Speaker 7: I don't need all them flavors. I don't want to
Speaker 7: feel like I got to eat my lips exactly, they
Speaker 7: taste something.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't want to reach in my pocket and
Speaker 1: just this on my sated. I don't see how I
Speaker 1: can do it. So what flavors would you? Guys?
Speaker 10: Like? What?
Speaker 2: Ox tail?
Speaker 1: You know, neck ball, you know, all of it? Get
Speaker 1: Thank god it is not Steve's lips.
Speaker 14: Don't get you.
Speaker 1: I wish he was here for that one.
Speaker 4: Coming up in thirty three minutes the hour, we will
Speaker 4: play another round of would you rather?
Speaker 1: After this?
Speaker 4: You're listening.
Speaker 1: Morning show?
Speaker 4: All right, guys, it's time now for another round.
Speaker 1: I would you rather?
Speaker 4: Would you rather lose fifty thousand dollars of your own
Speaker 4: money or lose one of your fingers?
Speaker 13: No?
Speaker 7: Fifty grand?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 7: I don't want to We get that fifty back?
Speaker 1: Yeahs fitted? Because I was looking at my thumb.
Speaker 9: Did you.
Speaker 2: Countracked? He needs the thumb?
Speaker 1: You got the emoji?
Speaker 2: Now?
Speaker 1: Yeah, get it back.
Speaker 7: We'll get it back.
Speaker 1: Must be all right? Okay, he was no famous?
Speaker 8: All right?
Speaker 1: Would you rather?
Speaker 4: Would you rather find five hundred dollars floating in a
Speaker 4: public toilet or ten dollars in your pocket?
Speaker 7: Ew?
Speaker 8: In my in my pocket? Young had a five hundred
Speaker 8: in that toilet? You know I'm not going I'm not
Speaker 8: going in that toilet. I'm not There's a lot of
Speaker 8: stuff you don't do. Ye, I don't do brown toes.
Speaker 8: I think we've established that on this show. Would you
Speaker 8: rather fight a squirrel to death every time you get
Speaker 8: in your car?
Speaker 1: Wow?
Speaker 4: Or fight for you small grizzly bear to death once
Speaker 4: a year, but you get a sword, Okay, I get
Speaker 4: a sword with the grizzly bear once a year, once.
Speaker 1: A year, once a year. I'll fight that squirrel every.
Speaker 4: Day every time you get in your car.
Speaker 1: Car, not just every day every time you get in
Speaker 1: your car.
Speaker 7: Yeah, I gotta I gotta deal with that squirrel every day.
Speaker 1: I'm not fooling with that griz know that's right. You
Speaker 1: mean a squirrel with grizzly I hate, don't drive that much,
Speaker 1: don't even drive.
Speaker 8: Yeah, me and a squirrel gonna have to talk about this.
Speaker 8: We're gonna all this fighting there day a day. No,
Speaker 8: every day we at each other.
Speaker 2: You in my car.
Speaker 8: Come on, we got to figure out how to get along.
Speaker 8: We got to figure out to drive.
Speaker 1: Twice a week's.
Speaker 14: But every time you get in the car.
Speaker 2: A day.
Speaker 13: But you know what, the squirrel is getting hundred percent
Speaker 13: to lose every time that bath. I can't see that
Speaker 13: bear looking every time. No, sorry, that fair gonna win
Speaker 13: one of them years.
Speaker 1: And I don't even know what to do with that sword,
Speaker 1: with that bell, I'm not gonna win.
Speaker 14: I can walk sword.
Speaker 1: Before Wait a minute, did y'all hear Shirley?
Speaker 2: You say what I'm going with the bear? Sir? Good bye?
Speaker 1: I'm going with the bear.
Speaker 13: Sure, but I said, you don't even like mosquitoes, let
Speaker 13: alone a bath, but a squirrel every time I get
Speaker 13: in the car.
Speaker 4: Now almost happened to me anyway, so I know from
Speaker 4: which I'm talking. You know, squirrel followed me to my
Speaker 4: car one day.
Speaker 1: I remember that. That's funny. We named a Sandy.
Speaker 4: You remember the name Ross Sandy traumatized.
Speaker 1: No, I'm doing the bear.
Speaker 2: My neck and neck.
Speaker 1: Coming up in forty.
Speaker 4: Nine minutes after the hour, Thank you you guys. Would
Speaker 4: you rather we'll close out the show right after this?
Speaker 4: You're listening.
Speaker 1: Morning show?
Speaker 2: All right?
Speaker 1: Guys?
Speaker 4: Here we are last break of the day on this Tuesday.
Speaker 1: Yep, Tommy, did you? I just can't you know?
Speaker 8: We've had a great show this morning. I cannot get
Speaker 8: pasts to strawberry letter with that brown toe. I just
Speaker 8: that isn't bothering me.
Speaker 4: It was written by this guy who was he didn't
Speaker 4: even want to write us, but he didn't know what
Speaker 4: to do with his girlfriend right because she was when
Speaker 4: he met her, she was beautiful, he said her Her
Speaker 4: skin was glowing, her hair was flowing, and her toenails
Speaker 4: were beautiful. All of that were amazing. They were white.
Speaker 4: And then they moved in together, and then she broke
Speaker 4: all the way down. She wears granny robes and bonnets
Speaker 4: now and only time she looks really good is on
Speaker 4: the outside. And one of the problems is her she
Speaker 4: doesn't get her feet done anymore. He saw one of
Speaker 4: her toes brown, and that's what you've been struggling.
Speaker 8: And really devastated my morning, you know, devastated. But what
Speaker 8: I mean, everybody held like, what's the biggest turn off
Speaker 8: to you all back when you were dating.
Speaker 7: What was the biggest turn off? What was the what
Speaker 7: was a deal breaker?
Speaker 4: You got to be clean, good teeth, you know, if
Speaker 4: a guy had like big hips, hips on a man,
Speaker 4: I can't.
Speaker 1: But yeah, it could be a problem. You see a
Speaker 1: guy try to look at his hips and yeah, Yeah, man,
Speaker 1: a woman don't want A man got more ask.
Speaker 7: Than That's what it is.
Speaker 1: No good teeth and I mean so on and so on.
Speaker 1: So you're saying what you're justified with the brown toe
Speaker 1: because to.
Speaker 8: Some men, feet are just necessary. Feet are just like
Speaker 8: have to be like picture purplect.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean Eddie Murphy and Boomerang. That seems it
Speaker 1: seems like that's when it all went down.
Speaker 7: Yeah, I'm attacked.
Speaker 1: Cures went up in the world after that.
Speaker 7: But everybody, everybody got a deal break. I was just curious,
Speaker 7: what what was your deal breaker?
Speaker 2: When you so.
Speaker 1: Big hit me my deal breaker?
Speaker 7: Junior?
Speaker 4: I was asking you then you.
Speaker 13: Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, you know you didn't if
Speaker 13: you didn't have breasts, I didn't really want to talk
Speaker 13: to you.
Speaker 1: Okay, Yeah you're like a big rack.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: I take the bigger the better, not super big. Yeah,
Speaker 1: you know you have the line. Yeah it's nice. You know,
Speaker 1: a sea cup, a nice sea cup toy that you know,
Speaker 1: really nice? Yeah, coming here with you? Want to watch
Speaker 1: me walk Tommy deak and teeth? Oh yeah, you got
Speaker 1: you very important? Yeah?
Speaker 4: Can I what what is with the side missing side
Speaker 4: to have we solved that mystery yet.
Speaker 7: I don't know. But if you ever opened up a
Speaker 7: dinnist to do just that, I mean, you could get
Speaker 7: a lot of.
Speaker 2: A lot of work.
Speaker 1: To replace the tooth.
Speaker 2: But what it is?
Speaker 1: Do they think we can't see it?
Speaker 8: They think if we're not standing on that side, that
Speaker 8: we don't That's what it is.
Speaker 2: So many.
Speaker 4: But okay, what about this? Have you ever when you
Speaker 4: you know, when you were dating and stuff. Have you
Speaker 4: has your your significant other ever asked that you get
Speaker 4: rid of something if you guys were.
Speaker 13: Going to move in, Like, yeah, yeah, my whole house park.
Speaker 13: My wife moved into my house. Oh yeah, everything was gone,
Speaker 13: she said, she.
Speaker 1: I had no taste. Nothing was the first thing she said,
Speaker 1: The sectional couch. The couch went first. Tell you thought
Speaker 1: you thought that would fly? I thought it would fly.
Speaker 1: I said, my god, it will fluffy in everything.
Speaker 2: I thought she liked it.
Speaker 1: She did that had to go. Huh?
Speaker 4: It would have heard anything of hers that you wanted
Speaker 4: to go.
Speaker 1: I wish I would try to throw some of stuff away.
Speaker 4: Nothing though that you would like to throw away that
Speaker 4: she doesn't know us.
Speaker 1: Just tell us, we won't tell her. We won't tell her.
Speaker 1: Oh she doesn't have the radio. Yeah, okay, gonna set
Speaker 1: me up like this.
Speaker 7: You're not gonna do it.
Speaker 8: Every room you go into in my house, jacket got
Speaker 8: something in there that blown to her every single room.
Speaker 7: It makes no sense to me.
Speaker 1: I don't get that.
Speaker 9: What do you mean, do you?
Speaker 8: Closet is extra closet? Why do you have your stuff?
Speaker 8: It's all over the house. You're not wearing all this stuff?
Speaker 1: What else?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Guilty? Yeah, close it. Never have enough clove face, y'all.
Speaker 8: Y'all ladies, y'all got to learn to purge more. Really,
Speaker 8: y'all gott I.
Speaker 1: Purge a lot. That's why I do understand, I really do.
Speaker 1: I purge a lot, and it's just not enough. And
Speaker 1: I don't ever know what I'm gonna wear.
Speaker 8: You're not going to wear something since nineteen eighty. Get
Speaker 8: rid of this stuff.
Speaker 1: Oh no, I don't have anything. I purge a lot. Yeah,
Speaker 1: do you know? Yeah, I'll just tell you this.
Speaker 2: Do you know.
Speaker 1: I don't even have a closet in the primary room.
Speaker 1: I don't have one.
Speaker 7: I don't have a clock right there.
Speaker 1: Yeah, what's the problem. We wanna tell you something.
Speaker 2: What the problem is?
Speaker 1: I gotta get dressed around the house. I gotta go
Speaker 1: different rooms to get my clothes. Okay, and again, what's
Speaker 1: the problem.
Speaker 13: She just say in the room to get dressed. So
Speaker 13: I'm just going from bedroom to bedroom pulling all.
Speaker 1: My clothes out. Yeah, you know we're gonna have to
Speaker 1: get over that, precious. I did not we need cloth
Speaker 1: if I was.
Speaker 7: You just nked.
Speaker 1: You just nicked all through the house trying to get
Speaker 1: put a piece of my stuff together.
Speaker 8: Yeah, all right, that's it. That's Steve Harby Morning Show
Speaker 8: for today. And the words of my uncle talked to God.
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