Speaker 1: I met a lumberjack. He was able to tell me
Speaker 1: how many trees he had cut down and what kind
Speaker 1: they were. He said he always kept a log.
Speaker 2: What kind of key can unlock a lock a monkey?
Speaker 1: I went into the lingerie store and asked if the
Speaker 1: underwear was setting. They said no, it's brand new.
Speaker 2: Do you hate when people answer their own questions? I do.
Speaker 1: My son bought a suit made out of knives, swords,
Speaker 1: and razors. He looks pretty sharp in it. What do
Speaker 1: pigs load their guns with?
Speaker 2: Hemmo?
Speaker 1: I converted my car into a personal watercraft and somehow
Speaker 1: killed its climate control. I guess I can't have my
Speaker 1: kayak and heat it too.
Speaker 2: What happens when you teach a wolf to meditate? They
Speaker 2: become aware wolf? Why?
Speaker 1: As an NBA fan, I'm switching to an electric car
Speaker 1: because piston suck?
Speaker 2: What is the difference between salt and sea salt water?
Speaker 1: How did the hacker get away from the police? He ransomware?
Speaker 1: Stay tuned for more dad jokes after this short your mission?
Speaker 2: Did you know that Facebook has its own Facebook account? Yeah?
Speaker 2: It's meta.
Speaker 1: Why is Miss Piggy from the Muppet happy because she
Speaker 1: is in a kermit relationship?
Speaker 2: I used to be a banker, but I lost interest.
Speaker 1: A grasshopper walks into a bar. The bartender says, hey,
Speaker 1: there's a drink named after you. The grasshopper says, you
Speaker 1: have a drink named Steve.
Speaker 2: How do you organize a space party? You plan it?
Speaker 1: What do you call a small irishman that sits on
Speaker 1: your front porch patio furniture.
Speaker 2: I was building a sand castle with my grandpa until
Speaker 2: my mom took away the urn.
Speaker 1: What do NFL postseason and Tesla have in common? You
Speaker 1: won't find any chargers.
Speaker 2: Like my father and father before him, I continue to
Speaker 2: build a boat out of stone. It's a true family hardship.
Speaker 1: Why did the fish cancel all its evening plans? It
Speaker 1: wanted to get off the hook for dinner. I'm Bob
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