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Speaker 2: Uh huh, I sure will. Good morning everybody.
Speaker 3: You're listening to the voice, Come on dig me now,
Speaker 3: one and only Steve Harvey got a radio show. Man,
Speaker 3: What an amazing blessing. God has given me, my health,
Speaker 3: my dreams, all of it. God gave it to me.
Speaker 2: I accept it.
Speaker 3: I work hard, but man, oh man, oh man, I
Speaker 3: work hard. It is something that He gave me a gift.
Speaker 3: And that's what I want to talk to you about today.
Speaker 3: Because God has gifted everyone, so I can't help but
Speaker 3: believe it. You are gifted in some way. Something about
Speaker 3: you is specially and unique. That doesn't mean you're the
Speaker 3: only one that can sing? Are you the only one
Speaker 3: that can write? Are you the only one that can draw,
Speaker 3: you the only one that can decorate? Or you the
Speaker 3: only one that can network, or you're the only one
Speaker 3: that does not what it means, or you have a
Speaker 3: great scientific mind, or you can figure things out, are
Speaker 3: you're good at problem solving. You're not the only one,
Speaker 3: but you are a unique individual. Nobody will travel the
Speaker 3: exact path that you on. Nobody will have everything happen
Speaker 3: in a series of circumstances in the order that you're
Speaker 3: going to have it happen to you. That's what I
Speaker 3: mean when I say that you are unique. But now
Speaker 3: because you are gifted, you know you have something you
Speaker 3: have to do. You know, there's a scripture. It's in Proverbs,
Speaker 3: Proverbs eighteen and sixteen. I've been trying to be a
Speaker 3: little bit better at that for you, you know. So
Speaker 3: when I have an idea and I know where it is,
Speaker 3: I have somebody look the scripture up from men handed
Speaker 3: to me. So it's in Proverbs eighteen sixteen. And this
Speaker 3: is the layman's term of it. It says a man's
Speaker 3: gift make room for him and brings him before great men.
Speaker 3: It is your gift that will make room for you.
Speaker 3: Now my interpretation of this is this. Now I could
Speaker 3: be wrong. Please go to your local church center, God Temple, mosque.
Speaker 3: Whatever you do and go get clarification. But what my
Speaker 3: gift has done in making room for me is I've
Speaker 3: taken it almost in the literal sense. My gift has
Speaker 3: actually made room for me. It has cleared paths for me.
Speaker 3: My gift has opened up doors for me. That's what
Speaker 3: I take it as. It'll make room for you. My
Speaker 3: gift has has broadened my ability to travel. My gift
Speaker 3: has opened my eyes to fashion. My gift has caused
Speaker 3: me to be able to provide for my family. My
Speaker 3: gift has caused me to be able to reach more people.
Speaker 3: That's what I'm saying in terms of it will make
Speaker 3: room for you. That it may be another interpretation. I'm
Speaker 3: just telling you how I took it, that it has
Speaker 3: worked out pretty good for me to that understanding. But
Speaker 3: I'm pretty sure Bishop Jakes, Joel Oldstein, Ken If, oh My,
Speaker 3: you know, God, Glenn Staples, Bishop Glenn Stable, these guys
Speaker 3: give you much better understanding of it.
Speaker 2: I'm just giving it to you, you know, way, I
Speaker 2: know how sold. I don't know.
Speaker 3: I just like to keep it right there. But and
Speaker 3: then it says that it brings you before great men.
Speaker 3: I mean, you know, it's gonna take you places. It's
Speaker 3: gonna take your places you never thought of going. You're
Speaker 3: gonna meet people because of your gift. I told my son,
Speaker 3: who two of them are good photographers. You'll be taking
Speaker 3: pictures of great men and then I mess with them.
Speaker 3: You already take the pictures, say your daddy. You know
Speaker 3: I'm messing with them like that. But that's just me
Speaker 3: and them, just kicking it. But you know, but one day,
Speaker 3: who knows, you could be shooting the president. You know,
Speaker 3: you could be shooting some foreign dignitaries. You know, you
Speaker 3: could be shooting great sport events. You know, you never
Speaker 3: know where it could take you. But that's your gift.
Speaker 3: What you gotta do is you gotta get to move
Speaker 3: and though. See, you can't have your gift and not
Speaker 3: do nothing with it. See you know what that reminds
Speaker 3: me of. It's something that my father used to say,
Speaker 3: get up off your butt because you're sitting on a
Speaker 3: gold mine.
Speaker 2: He say that all the time.
Speaker 3: Boy, get up off your butt and move it because
Speaker 3: you sitting on a gold mine. I never really quite
Speaker 3: got that when I was little, but now that I'm
Speaker 3: an adult, I got it full well. See a lot
Speaker 3: of you are sitting. You're sitting on a talent or
Speaker 3: a gift that you have. You're sitting on an ability.
Speaker 3: I don't care if it's making cakes or pies. That's
Speaker 3: a gift, man, that's a talent. I don't care if
Speaker 3: it's the ability to do hell, that's a gift.
Speaker 5: Man.
Speaker 2: Half of you are gifted.
Speaker 3: A lot of us are gifted, and we're sitting on it,
Speaker 3: looking at other people, wondering what can I do to
Speaker 3: make it? You already got something to make it with.
Speaker 3: If you would just get up off your behind, man,
Speaker 3: quit sitting on that gold mine.
Speaker 2: Some of you are tech savvy, just a whiz is.
Speaker 3: When it comes to engineering and putting stuff together and
Speaker 3: cables and wires and computers and stuff. And now you
Speaker 3: steady looking around trying to figure out, Man, wonder what
Speaker 3: I can go do?
Speaker 2: How about you go do that?
Speaker 3: You know it ain't that hard, man, If you would
Speaker 3: just take note of what God has given you already.
Speaker 3: He has given you a gift already, He has already
Speaker 3: given you a talent. Now the fact that you ain't
Speaker 3: using it and you sitting on your tail somewhere, now,
Speaker 3: who fathers what we're talking about? What you blaming God
Speaker 3: for that. Man, I tell you what, I sit around
Speaker 3: people all the time who are gifted, and I'm looking
Speaker 3: at their gifts, and they steady complaining about what they
Speaker 3: don't have, but will not get up off there behind
Speaker 3: and use the gifts.
Speaker 2: That God gave them. And it's frustrating.
Speaker 3: It's gotta be frustrating for you if you're doing it,
Speaker 3: because it's frustrating for me when I see it. So
Speaker 3: when these people come to me and ask me for help,
Speaker 3: I just keep going the same thing over and over.
Speaker 2: Help yourself, man, do for you use your gift.
Speaker 3: It's a cat sitting behind the wall right now that's
Speaker 3: locked up. That's so good at artistry. It's cats in
Speaker 3: that tattooing everybody. Man, get out, do it the right way.
Speaker 3: Quit selling drugs, man, You ain't going nowhere selling no drugs.
Speaker 3: You going to jail. And if that don't do it,
Speaker 3: somebody gonna get tired of you selling drugs cause they're
Speaker 3: gonna want to sell them over and they gonna kill you.
Speaker 2: Let's just keep this thing real for just a second here.
Speaker 3: Come on, man, get up off your butt, because you
Speaker 3: sitting on the gold mine, and you sit up here.
Speaker 3: Somebody always looking for a shortcut to the top. Ain't
Speaker 3: no shortcut. Somebody told me this the other day.
Speaker 2: Man, the road to success is always under construction.
Speaker 3: It ain't paved, it's got detoured signs on it. It's
Speaker 3: got slow men working. Sometime they flip the stop sign.
Speaker 3: You gotta sit there and wait. Sometime they got slow.
Speaker 3: There's traffic, there's accidents. Somebody on the road holding up
Speaker 3: things with.
Speaker 1: A flat tie.
Speaker 3: Its nails, its gravels, its spike, is everything. The road
Speaker 3: to success is always under construction. It ain't getting ready
Speaker 3: to be easy just because you done decided to do it.
Speaker 3: But don't sit around on your behind and complain all
Speaker 3: the time about what you don't have. My daddy said it, Man,
Speaker 3: get up off your butt because you sitting on the
Speaker 3: gold mine. You got a gift, you got a talent,
Speaker 3: You got something that you can do that could make
Speaker 3: a way for you. But you won't do it. It
Speaker 3: is within you. Stop looking around. Here's where people waste
Speaker 3: the most time on the road to success, looking around
Speaker 3: at somebody else trying to figure out, Man, how can
Speaker 3: I do what they did?
Speaker 2: Do what you do? You ain't jay Z, You ain't sorry.
Speaker 3: I got a couple of your homies told you you
Speaker 3: rap better than him, but you not, jay Z, really
Speaker 3: you not. You know, all of us can shot at him,
Speaker 3: but we ain't rich a prior, A nice shot Steve,
Speaker 3: Bernie del all of we took some great shots at it,
Speaker 3: we not him.
Speaker 2: Do what you can do. Do you do your.
Speaker 3: Gift quick complaining about what you don't have, Get up
Speaker 3: off your butt because you sitting on a gold mine.
Speaker 7: You're listening harveymore shows.
Speaker 3: Ladies, legender boys and Girls, animal trainers. Anybody drive trucks, ubers, lifts.
Speaker 6: Uh.
Speaker 3: If you're a Lyft driver, I don't know anything about
Speaker 3: that Lyft or Uber, but I would strongly suggest you
Speaker 3: move over the Uber. They seem to be the most
Speaker 3: popular choice.
Speaker 2: Lyft. I don't hardly see nobody you now, so that's
Speaker 2: not true. Is good on lift? Is good? I don't know.
Speaker 3: I'm just trying to look out for my people. Make
Speaker 3: sure you make the best quality decisions. Seem like Uber
Speaker 3: was bigger, and we understand you not knowing though you.
Speaker 1: Know driver.
Speaker 2: Well, my prediction is Uber gonna buy Lyft and there
Speaker 2: we gonna this here.
Speaker 3: You know the world, you know big fish eat the
Speaker 3: little fish. From what I've seen here in my life.
Speaker 3: You know, you know Kmart ain't here no more?
Speaker 2: What Walmart is?
Speaker 3: I'm just all I'm sayings Sears, It's all Walmart now,
Speaker 3: Big fish eat the blue fish. Congratulations everybody. Steve Harvey
Speaker 3: Morty show y'all, we open this thing up with gratitude.
Speaker 3: Because you open up with gratitude will affect your attitude,
Speaker 3: and once your attitude is affected, it sturely affects your altitude. Gratitude,
Speaker 3: attitude and altitude. All the tubes is tied together. Trust
Speaker 3: and believe that. Steve Harre Morty shows Shelty Strawberry, Colin
Speaker 3: Farrell Junior, Mississippi Monica, and the legend that is Nephew
Speaker 3: Tommy Jr.
Speaker 2: Yeah, what's on your mind this morning?
Speaker 8: Well, you know, everybody getting sick this time of year,
Speaker 8: everybody coming down with something.
Speaker 2: No, no, I don't claim that, but go ahead, but.
Speaker 8: You know, you know everybody gets something like you're getting
Speaker 8: r s B, COVID or cold.
Speaker 2: RSV, respiratory something.
Speaker 1: I don't nothing, That's what I'm saying.
Speaker 2: Oh I thought it was like a reservation and stuff.
Speaker 6: I know.
Speaker 9: Yeah, are the.
Speaker 1: VP wellft, that's a reservation.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yes, once they see me, mister Harvey, right this way,
Speaker 2: make no more.
Speaker 4: I don't know.
Speaker 8: I just I just want you to be calling me
Speaker 8: with your symptoms. I don't know what that is. I
Speaker 8: don't know. You know you call me hey man, Look,
Speaker 8: I don't know what's wrong. Man, But what you think
Speaker 8: you know the left side of my next woe. I
Speaker 8: don't know why the next left side of your next woe.
Speaker 8: I wasn't with you last week. I don't know what
Speaker 8: you did.
Speaker 1: We don't have no idea.
Speaker 2: We don't know.
Speaker 8: I'm not a doctor, I ain't trained to nothing. You know,
Speaker 8: mama big toe coming off?
Speaker 1: I don't know.
Speaker 2: I have no idea. We have non They.
Speaker 1: Just called me. They think I'm seeing a lot. Yeah,
Speaker 1: that's what I think it is.
Speaker 3: I'll call you too, like. I don't didn't like this
Speaker 3: line of question because I ain't got nothing for you.
Speaker 3: If your mama big toe come off, that's diabetes. You
Speaker 3: have done this to yourself. So if you stop with
Speaker 3: this toe for you mess around and lose your foot.
Speaker 3: I've seen it go from now, so I don't really
Speaker 3: know what you're saying. Well, Junior, I appreciate.
Speaker 1: You don't say anything.
Speaker 3: Missus junior. What you're talking to me for mister Junior's life.
Speaker 1: People call it with the all up.
Speaker 2: With all this sick ass mess a nobody.
Speaker 3: I came in here, I said, I said, you start
Speaker 3: the morning with gratitude and effect. Your attitude were strong
Speaker 3: in effect your aptitude. I guess he decided to crash
Speaker 3: the whole show this morning with all this sick ass talk. Well, congratulations,
Speaker 3: everybody out there is about to lose a foot due
Speaker 3: to diabetes.
Speaker 1: You don't say it again.
Speaker 10: Coming up at thirty two minutes after the hour, we'll
Speaker 10: hear from the nephew as he runs that prank back
Speaker 10: right after this. You're listening hardy morning show. It is
Speaker 10: time now for the nephew to run that prank back.
Speaker 10: What you got for his neph.
Speaker 5: That's right here, Shirley is hot chicks at the church,
Speaker 5: and uh you and they know how yo writing hot
Speaker 5: checks at the church. Come on down at the Funny
Speaker 5: Bone and hang out with Tommy. You will not be
Speaker 5: a the write checks at the club and mess my
Speaker 5: money up, but come on and hang out with it.
Speaker 2: All right, All minds clear, let's go hot checks at
Speaker 2: the church.
Speaker 6: Hello.
Speaker 2: Hello, I'm trying to reach a Monica, Sister Monica, Please,
Speaker 2: who's calling? This is Brother Deshaun.
Speaker 5: I'm calling Actually I'm a member Greater Missionary Baptist Church.
Speaker 11: How can I help you?
Speaker 1: Calling you?
Speaker 2: Actually about the offering? Now? Did you? I know you
Speaker 2: paid your ties.
Speaker 11: My ties every Sunday?
Speaker 2: Okay, Now you paid a love offering as well? Right?
Speaker 11: Yes, I do?
Speaker 2: Okay, Now this past Sunday. I'm looking at a check
Speaker 2: that you.
Speaker 11: Left us with the bank, right, right, I sure did.
Speaker 11: I wrote a check Sunday.
Speaker 2: Okay.
Speaker 5: Now the check, ma'am was two hundred and fifty dollars.
Speaker 5: Am I correct?
Speaker 11: Right? Right? I wrote two checks for my ties and
Speaker 11: the love offer. Right, I wrote one for two fifty
Speaker 11: for the love offer.
Speaker 2: Okay.
Speaker 11: Now what is this call regarding? Why are you calling me?
Speaker 5: Well, what I wanted to tell you is that I
Speaker 5: hate to be a very bad news, but your your
Speaker 5: check that you wrote for two fifty actually has bounced.
Speaker 11: And wait a minute, you said my check bounce for
Speaker 11: two hundred and fifty dollars.
Speaker 2: Your check bounce.
Speaker 5: So what I'm doing is calling you about recouping the
Speaker 5: two fifty as well. As you know, you you cost
Speaker 5: us thirty dollars in bank fees back.
Speaker 11: Wait a minute, now, I wrote two checks. I wrote
Speaker 11: a check for one hundred dollars. Did that one bounce?
Speaker 5: I don't see to it that that that one bounce.
Speaker 5: All I know is the one that the love offering
Speaker 5: has bounced.
Speaker 11: What did you put them in at the same time?
Speaker 11: Because I wrote them at the same time.
Speaker 5: They all go in on Monday, ma'am. Now, I didn't
Speaker 5: put them in at the same time. I've been putting
Speaker 5: them in for the last two three years. The problem
Speaker 5: is why would people write there, what is your name?
Speaker 5: Brother Deshaun?
Speaker 11: And you was at his Sunday?
Speaker 2: I was. I don't think it matters.
Speaker 5: And when I was there, ma'am, the problem is is
Speaker 5: that I didn't put these checks in.
Speaker 2: And I don't understand.
Speaker 5: Why y'all write these checks to the check knowing that
Speaker 5: they're gonna bounce.
Speaker 11: Write these checks. There's a lot of people right, good, well,
Speaker 11: not write bad check? One clear? Why the other one
Speaker 11: didn't clear?
Speaker 2: Maybe you didn't have enough money for both of them
Speaker 2: to clear.
Speaker 12: What did you just say?
Speaker 5: Maybe you didn't have enough money in the bank for
Speaker 5: both of them to clear. And I don't understand why
Speaker 5: people write these.
Speaker 11: Plenty money in the bank and all my checks clear.
Speaker 11: I don't write no rubber checks.
Speaker 5: Well, you wrote one on Sunday, and that's the problem.
Speaker 5: How you gonna try to give a look us?
Speaker 11: Wait a minute, I think you got me confused with
Speaker 11: somebody else. I don't write no bad check. You done
Speaker 11: wrote that to be nice to you.
Speaker 2: I'm trying to be nice to you. Win up. Can
Speaker 2: we expect the two fifty plus the thirty dollars?
Speaker 11: So we wait thirty dollars.
Speaker 2: That's the bank fees, ma'am for the dollg gonna check bouncing.
Speaker 11: My check didn't bounce. I'm gonna check my bank and
Speaker 11: if my check clear, you're gonna pay me thirty dollars
Speaker 11: for calling me harassing me about a two hundred and
Speaker 11: fifty dollar check bounce.
Speaker 6: I don't write no Why would you write check?
Speaker 5: Well, you want to sit up in the church and
Speaker 5: write these big number of checks when you.
Speaker 2: Know you ain't got it in the bank.
Speaker 12: What did you say?
Speaker 2: I said, why would.
Speaker 5: You write these checks when the money ain't in that
Speaker 5: Let me tell.
Speaker 11: You one thing. I don't write no bad checks and
Speaker 11: you got a lotors calling me telling me my check bounce.
Speaker 5: Your check is the one that has bounced, and you
Speaker 5: tell you what.
Speaker 11: You do since my check bounce, you paid them, since
Speaker 11: you got all the money, And don't call me with
Speaker 11: this again. Hello, don't you hang up on.
Speaker 2: Me no more? When are we gonna get this two
Speaker 2: fifty and this thirty dollars?
Speaker 11: Somebody from the church? To my eye, rode a bad check?
Speaker 12: I'll write, no, you didn't write a bad check. I
Speaker 12: didn't write no bad Yes, minute, Why are you calling me?
Speaker 12: Why the treasure? Don't call me at church?
Speaker 11: The treasure is I ain't ever know the deacon call nobody,
Speaker 11: but no bad check?
Speaker 12: Yo is fuller?
Speaker 11: Thank you? You got the money I ain't got.
Speaker 1: Who the hell is that in the background?
Speaker 2: Who is that?
Speaker 12: If of mind who it is? We both go to
Speaker 12: the same church.
Speaker 11: And you gonna call me? To my eye, rode a
Speaker 11: bad check? You don't you call me no more?
Speaker 12: And if the check bad, you paid?
Speaker 6: Okay?
Speaker 4: You pass?
Speaker 2: To know you talking like this?
Speaker 11: You passor know you calling me?
Speaker 13: Can you ask for that?
Speaker 2: Look? When are we gonna get this two hundred and
Speaker 2: eighty dollars? Is what we're looking for from you.
Speaker 11: I wrote a check for two fifty and way not
Speaker 11: get to eighty. You put the thirty dollars with it.
Speaker 5: You put two fifty in there. It pounds thirty dollars
Speaker 5: cost us on bank fees. That's two eighty. Where can
Speaker 5: the church expect they money?
Speaker 11: Never not no two eighty. You will never get to eighty.
Speaker 6: You're gonna make me turn by your and my check.
Speaker 12: Then I'm gonna do what You're gonna make me.
Speaker 2: Come by your house and get this money.
Speaker 11: Bring it on, bring it, Bring it on.
Speaker 2: What is the address on this check?
Speaker 12: Check?
Speaker 2: I got it off the check.
Speaker 12: Bring your on.
Speaker 11: I bet you you'll be lipping.
Speaker 5: Back and I'm watching you. You better not be spending
Speaker 5: no money nowhere. You better not spend nothing until I
Speaker 5: get this two.
Speaker 11: Fifty plus thirty whatever I want to Okay, you do
Speaker 11: you know what I am? And you don't call me
Speaker 11: no more with this because my check did not bounce.
Speaker 11: I don't see how one check went through and the
Speaker 11: other bouncing.
Speaker 5: Let me say this to you, we cannot accept you
Speaker 5: back into the House of the Lord no more until
Speaker 5: you are not Don't you come in Sunday until weekends coming.
Speaker 11: Up and there Sunday, and I'm gonna make sure I
Speaker 11: find you because you the person I want to see you.
Speaker 11: And you know what, I'm gonna call the pastor right
Speaker 11: now and ask him because I don't believe my check
Speaker 11: bounce you fuller.
Speaker 2: Let me say this before you call pastor.
Speaker 11: I got, no, I'm a call pastor. No, you should
Speaker 11: have talked with pastor before you called me with this information.
Speaker 2: I got one more thing I need to say that.
Speaker 12: You ain't got nothing to say to me. You donna
Speaker 12: upset me with this talking about I bounced a check.
Speaker 12: You should have went to pastor before you called.
Speaker 6: Me with it.
Speaker 5: I talk pastor one I get, But I got one
Speaker 5: more thing to say before I leave.
Speaker 2: And you listening?
Speaker 11: What do you have to say to me? What do
Speaker 11: you have to say now that you're gonna pay the check?
Speaker 2: That's his nephew.
Speaker 5: Timmy from the Steve Harvey Morning Show. You just got
Speaker 5: prank by your girlfriend?
Speaker 11: What did you say?
Speaker 2: Baby? This is.
Speaker 12: What did you say?
Speaker 5: I'd say, this is nephew Tommy, Baby from the Steve
Speaker 5: Harvey Morning Till your girlfriend has pranked you.
Speaker 12: He's just left here.
Speaker 11: She didn't.
Speaker 5: Let me ask you one more tank though, baby, what
Speaker 5: is the baddest radio show in the.
Speaker 11: Land, The Steve Harvey Morning Show.
Speaker 5: It I'll be back in another hour. Just being just
Speaker 5: as stupid, just as ignorant. This is crazy. Stay tuned,
Speaker 5: all right.
Speaker 10: With the Wayne. We didn't need it though. All right,
Speaker 10: thank you nephew. Coming up next, it is asked the
Speaker 10: CLO with our chief Love officers. You're listening Steve Harvey
Speaker 10: Morning Show coming up at the top of the hour.
Speaker 10: In entertainment news, the Oscar nominations are in, and we'll
Speaker 10: talk about the biggest surprises and the biggest snubs. Fan
Speaker 10: suggests that fifty cent is on o Zimbig due to
Speaker 10: his recent weight loss. And in trending political news, President
Speaker 10: Trump wins the New Hampshire GOP primary. We'll talk about
Speaker 10: all of these stories at the top of the hour,
Speaker 10: but right now it is time to ask the CLO.
Speaker 1: This is from Yogi and Richmond.
Speaker 10: Yogi says, my husband and I grew up with my hairstylist.
Speaker 10: He has never talked to her unless he is with me.
Speaker 10: Last week he went to her to get his hair dyed,
Speaker 10: and he made the appointment on his own.
Speaker 1: I think he should have run it by me. What
Speaker 1: do you think he did?
Speaker 3: Y'all been friends, y'all grew up together. He can't make
Speaker 3: a hair appointment. He just went on there. I mean,
Speaker 3: what can he do at the shop. He had to
Speaker 3: shop in front of all of people. He going to
Speaker 3: get his hair dyed. You got some other issues you
Speaker 3: need to talk to him about. What is he getting
Speaker 3: his hair dyed?
Speaker 1: Doing that?
Speaker 2: Well, you're trying to get that gray out of me.
Speaker 2: Damn day.
Speaker 3: You ain't got to go down there now. I'm gonna
Speaker 3: tell you that right now. They got just from me
Speaker 3: and do everything right, ring out all that one man.
Speaker 3: He ain't got to go down there get your hair, doe.
Speaker 1: Come on, That's why he should have talked to his wife.
Speaker 3: They got well you know that black. Yeah, don't get
Speaker 3: that jet black. You be looking at your dudes on
Speaker 3: them uh seal Flex commercials with that jet black hair.
Speaker 3: Don't get before boy, you'll be looking so unreal you
Speaker 3: get jet black. Man, your healthy. Your hair looked like liquish,
Speaker 3: look like today. I died my mustache one time with
Speaker 3: some jet black.
Speaker 2: Man. I had to put a baby powder on it
Speaker 2: to tone it down.
Speaker 3: I said, man out here God, a little look.
Speaker 2: Like pad left. I just had on some shine it
Speaker 2: past there.
Speaker 3: I said, no, you gotta get you gotta get real black. Now,
Speaker 3: don't get jet black, get real, don't get left.
Speaker 1: All right?
Speaker 3: Uh?
Speaker 10: Moving on, I guess we answered your yogi. Moving on
Speaker 10: to Twilet and Gulfport Twilight rights. My husband had sex
Speaker 10: by a lake and somebody was filming him and his mistress.
Speaker 10: It has caused our family a lot of embarrassment. So
Speaker 10: I want to find out who was low down enough
Speaker 10: to film it. My friends say, I'm focused on the
Speaker 10: wrong thing.
Speaker 2: Am I to feel me? That's what you don't care about?
Speaker 2: The low down person that was at the.
Speaker 1: Lake, right, your low down husband.
Speaker 3: It's called your family a borunch of grief. And his
Speaker 3: ass wasn't down at the lake.
Speaker 2: What happened to a room? Get down at the lake?
Speaker 4: Lake?
Speaker 7: You know?
Speaker 2: The lake was maybe to them?
Speaker 1: Yeah, to them, okay, well what not sexy there?
Speaker 2: Everybody?
Speaker 1: To everyone? Yes, they didn't film, so you filmed it,
Speaker 1: so you knew just how did she get it? How
Speaker 1: did they know who?
Speaker 4: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, somebody them? They would live.
Speaker 10: And your friends are right, you are focused on the
Speaker 10: wrong Twila girl, all right, moving on to Odessa and Queens.
Speaker 10: Odessa said, I met a man online and all he
Speaker 10: wants to do is talk on the phone and text.
Speaker 10: He takes me out on the first of the month,
Speaker 10: and his money might get tight after that. His cell
Speaker 10: phone was disconnected recently. So do you think he is
Speaker 10: broke or what?
Speaker 2: Well?
Speaker 3: I think he owed he on uh, he on special payments.
Speaker 3: He get paid was a month. He old your name, Odessa.
Speaker 2: Already.
Speaker 3: I know, I already know he old he get his
Speaker 3: money once a month. He's gonna take you out the
Speaker 3: first day and after it's gonna get tight. That's so
Speaker 3: secur you know what this is. Yeah, come on now,
Speaker 3: Dessa met him online? Oh you got Odessa. It could
Speaker 3: be Walter, Yeah, it could be Alfred. Oh, it could
Speaker 3: be oldest, oldest, or it could.
Speaker 14: Be Quentin, Joshua, anybody in the Bible, Lazarus, Lazar.
Speaker 3: Names Lazarre. You ain't got long day him nowhere. You
Speaker 3: need to hear up Moses, Moses, Pharaoh, Pharaoh Jenkins, gentleman
Speaker 3: Sharroh Jenkins. Yeah, so yeah, yeah, yeah, he struggled in
Speaker 3: a little bit. But you know, but hey, from the
Speaker 3: first three to eight y'all party.
Speaker 1: Yeah, turn up.
Speaker 3: Right, Yeah, twenty three days, y'all need to be steel though,
Speaker 3: ing gonna haul packed first of them all. Yeah, round
Speaker 3: about the twenty third. You sit anywhere you want to see.
Speaker 1: It, all right?
Speaker 10: Last one, Steve, Last one. This is from Chante in Corinth,
Speaker 10: Shan in Corinth. Chantey says, I was going out with
Speaker 10: a guide and the first time I stayed at his house,
Speaker 10: I could tell that I wasn't the only girl he's
Speaker 10: had over.
Speaker 1: He has a nice place, but he.
Speaker 10: Needed to wash his sheets and clean his bathroom up
Speaker 10: before my next visit?
Speaker 1: Is it rude to tell him?
Speaker 6: Now?
Speaker 3: You need to tell it? I mean, you can't be
Speaker 3: the only one. I don't know how y'all think y'all
Speaker 3: gonna meet people without history. Everybody had done had somebody
Speaker 3: especially it was just recent where he ain't changing sheets
Speaker 3: and all this here. Now you're laying down there and
Speaker 3: all that. Come over there they want to be. If
Speaker 3: you want to be that helpful, then you need to
Speaker 3: come over there with your sheets.
Speaker 2: Yeah, boy, can get yourself some. Yeah.
Speaker 3: I don't know if they make them disposable or not.
Speaker 3: I've been out that game quite some time now. I
Speaker 3: look into that you know by Yeah, you need to go.
Speaker 3: You need to hear what you need to go when
Speaker 3: you go over there. You need to get yourself some
Speaker 3: fresh linen. You need to get yourself a can of
Speaker 3: lye off, need some baby wipes, Okay.
Speaker 2: That's it.
Speaker 3: And you need to get some type of antibody prescribed.
Speaker 2: You need to.
Speaker 3: Take something, so you go over there because you finn
Speaker 3: to catch something. When doctor as you are wrong, just
Speaker 3: don't tell him you got so thought to go.
Speaker 2: In there more prepared.
Speaker 3: It's probably the most important thing outside of them teaches.
Speaker 2: Definitely get pre medicated.
Speaker 3: And if your name is Odessa, just asked for some penicila,
Speaker 3: you are crazy. Get yourself ready, you know it's all
Speaker 3: this is the old people information. A lot of people
Speaker 3: watching our show, that's real. They need no type of information.
Speaker 3: They ain't been in the dating.
Speaker 1: Game in a long time, you know, pre medication.
Speaker 2: But what he was listening light song.
Speaker 13: I thought I was gonna say, bleachmonia coming up at
Speaker 13: the time.
Speaker 2: And some clocks and you can watch the sheet. Why
Speaker 2: are you using your fresh one clock?
Speaker 10: Thank you Celo coming up at the top of the hour,
Speaker 10: we'll have some entertainment news for you right after this.
Speaker 7: You're listening Morning show.
Speaker 10: Well, the Oscar nominations are in. The movie Barbie received
Speaker 10: eight nominations, and the movie Oppenheimer.
Speaker 4: It was good.
Speaker 1: I liked it.
Speaker 13: I'm saying that made a lot of money to a
Speaker 13: lot of people went to see that.
Speaker 1: Probably the biggest movie.
Speaker 10: Yeah, yeah, the movie Oppenheimer led the pact with thirteen nominations.
Speaker 10: Other movies other nominees, Huh, the Atomic Bomb.
Speaker 1: Was yeah, something like that. Yeah, I didn't see that one.
Speaker 2: I can't comic.
Speaker 1: Anyway.
Speaker 10: They had thirteen nominations big movie as well. Other nominees
Speaker 10: include Lead Actor I'm so happy for him, Coleman Domingo
Speaker 10: for Rustin Yeah, saw that Your Boy, Tommy, Jeffrey Wright.
Speaker 1: Jeffrey Right By, Jeffrey Right for American Fiction.
Speaker 4: Uh.
Speaker 10: Supporting actor Sterling K. Brown for American Fiction. Supporting Actress
Speaker 10: Danielle Brooks for The Color Purple.
Speaker 1: Yes, don't get it.
Speaker 2: She was good.
Speaker 1: She was good.
Speaker 10: Divine Joy Randolph for the holdovers and the snubs. We
Speaker 10: always have to talk about the snubs. Best Movie Color
Speaker 10: Purple didn't get anything. Uh, and Best Actress. I was
Speaker 10: disappointed about this Fantasia. I thought she did an excellent
Speaker 10: job in the color purple. But anyway, the ninety six
Speaker 10: Academy of huh.
Speaker 2: I got movie boy?
Speaker 4: You were in a movie this year?
Speaker 3: No, never, never had an oscar. I just wanted to
Speaker 3: know if I was snubbed.
Speaker 1: Well, yes, yeah, you snub Yes you had uh.
Speaker 3: Got to get in and that something else to talk about.
Speaker 10: The Oscars will air Sunday, March tenth, on and on ABC.
Speaker 1: If you want to watch them, there you go.
Speaker 10: In trending political news, According to CNN, former President Donald
Speaker 10: Trump wins the New Hampshire GOP primary. He defeated Nikki
Speaker 10: Hayley and further cemented his path toward winning his third
Speaker 10: conscutive Republican presidential nominations.
Speaker 2: That's it.
Speaker 3: He's going to be the Republican. They want him, Yeah,
Speaker 3: they want him.
Speaker 2: Because they are like him.
Speaker 1: The voters.
Speaker 3: We have got to understand that, and we have got
Speaker 3: to get out and vote again because I'm telling you
Speaker 3: to sit this out. Listen to me. It's all it's
Speaker 3: all trickery. It's all trickery. They trying to tell you
Speaker 3: that Joe Biden is old. Yes, Joe Biden is old,
Speaker 3: So damn what Trump Trump.
Speaker 2: Damn what Trump old? Two? He just he just do
Speaker 2: a lot of young stuff. You know.
Speaker 3: He been playing golf and been a billionaire a long time,
Speaker 3: so he.
Speaker 2: Just looked a little bit better. But he old and
Speaker 2: he gonna he gonna, he gonna drag us straight on
Speaker 2: down on this one.
Speaker 3: Buddy. He ain't gonna play y'all. Y'all, y'all better get ready, man,
Speaker 3: I'm telling you, don't let this stuff fool you and
Speaker 3: make you stay away from the polls because he's gonna
Speaker 3: he's gonna get the nomination from the Republican Party. But
Speaker 3: a lot of Republicans don't like him and quietly can't
Speaker 3: say that. But this dude is just he's not a
Speaker 3: good president. He's not he's just not a good person.
Speaker 2: Requietly vote that they don't like him. I hope they
Speaker 2: did that.
Speaker 10: He's the first non incumbent GOP candidate in the modern
Speaker 10: era to win both the Iowa and New Hampshire Republican contests.
Speaker 10: Trump's opponent, Nikki Hayley, congratulated him on his victory but
Speaker 10: added the race is far from over.
Speaker 13: Yeah, she said, that's their boy said, yeah.
Speaker 5: It's his criminal trials. When is all that.
Speaker 3: Going on, It doesn't matter, does not matter to them
Speaker 3: what they say. He has lied to them so much
Speaker 3: and they they know he lied, but they choose to
Speaker 3: believe it. Yes, Look, all of them know that, Lindsey,
Speaker 3: Lindsey Graham know he lied. All of them know he
Speaker 3: lied that. They all know he lions. Mitch McConnell, they
Speaker 3: know he lion.
Speaker 13: I don't know if you heard, but we talked about
Speaker 13: it on the show on Tuesday. Florida Governor Ron DeSantis
Speaker 13: has dropped out the race, and now he's endorsing Trump,
Speaker 13: not as much as he talked about Trump during his
Speaker 13: right now, right back over there, right back, What's what's got?
Speaker 1: Right back over there?
Speaker 2: Tim Scott?
Speaker 3: What was the boy in Texas that he talked about
Speaker 3: his wife and his daddy?
Speaker 2: Cris Cruise coward?
Speaker 3: Once you talk about my daddy and my wife, Frank
Speaker 3: got nothing for you, man, matter fact.
Speaker 2: When I see you, Hm.
Speaker 10: Nikki Haley said that the country doesn't have a history
Speaker 10: of racism.
Speaker 4: She said that too.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and do I grew up Sarah Pale.
Speaker 3: Stop, Yeah, I ain't nobody.
Speaker 13: Yeah, you see Russia from the backyard.
Speaker 3: I'm so proud of my husband in the end of
Speaker 3: rod this year, he took eighth place.
Speaker 1: I could have.
Speaker 3: Took tenth, and I ain't never had a dog slid before.
Speaker 2: I'm so proud of my husband. He took eighth place.
Speaker 3: Hey, hey, hey, people finished he Hey, I take ten tenth.
Speaker 3: Ain't ever been on the dog please, all right, I
Speaker 3: just hang on out of field. I'm my dogs is
Speaker 3: gonna get in the damn race. Oh good, we're not stopping.
Speaker 1: Really, see were they sell out so promising.
Speaker 3: We're not stopping all these moves and wolves out here anyway.
Speaker 10: As I was saying, Nikki Haley congratulated Trump said the
Speaker 10: race is far from over. She is preparing for the
Speaker 10: next primary race that will be in her home state
Speaker 10: of South Carolina next month.
Speaker 2: She ain't gonna win that her home that's it.
Speaker 1: Ay ride stop Carolina.
Speaker 3: Oh that way they stayed down there.
Speaker 2: All right?
Speaker 4: Uh?
Speaker 10: Coming up in twenty minutes after the our kids dropping
Speaker 10: out of youth sports.
Speaker 1: We will tell you why after this.
Speaker 7: You're listening Morning show.
Speaker 10: Okay, So Tommy and Carlo, you guys are parents of
Speaker 10: student athletes, So check this out, guys. A recent survey
Speaker 10: found that seventy percent of kids drop out of youth
Speaker 10: sports by the age of thirteen. While kids want to
Speaker 10: stay active, play and have fun with their friends, some
Speaker 10: get burned out by the daily grind of practice and
Speaker 10: seem to not care as much about winning and losing
Speaker 10: once they get to be teenagers. So here's a question,
Speaker 10: how do you guys deal with it and balance it
Speaker 10: all out? Was there an age or a stage in
Speaker 10: your life when you stopped playing sports.
Speaker 2: My son ain't got no choice. We got a whole
Speaker 2: bandon came back there.
Speaker 5: He's finna play this damn baseball and they have to
Speaker 5: ask it to his senior year.
Speaker 2: I don't care where he liked it or not. We're
Speaker 2: playing his baseball.
Speaker 13: You have no say it ain't over here. Yeah, go
Speaker 13: to practice. We don't have time for this conversation.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 3: And that's how you supposed to treat them kids. They
Speaker 3: drop out now because they saw These kids are sawt
Speaker 3: They don't want to shining and get a see. Well,
Speaker 3: if they don't get a participation, troph say, that's what
Speaker 3: the problem is.
Speaker 2: Giving our participation. We give our trophy the winners over here.
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's all they you win. That's I never grew up.
Speaker 3: You didn't get to participations. Second, they ain't even talk.
Speaker 2: To you as.
Speaker 1: We grew up, far.
Speaker 13: Jack.
Speaker 2: When we ain't talking to you. You came from to
Speaker 2: school in the law Lynnville High School. You want a
Speaker 2: track meet?
Speaker 1: How the hell we lose running?
Speaker 3: I know we've been losing in first, high jump, discuss,
Speaker 3: shot put, pole vault.
Speaker 2: We ain't even got We had Lloyd Country.
Speaker 3: Lloyd Derrick Colte was our pole vaulter, high jump, discuss,
Speaker 3: and shot put. He took fifth in everything because we
Speaker 3: weren't married. When is we gonna start these damn races?
Speaker 3: Everything from the eight eighty to eight hundred.
Speaker 2: On down belong to us.
Speaker 3: Two left round the track, Carl Henners one that round
Speaker 3: the track, Carl Henderson white lightning, Charlie bird Deack harf
Speaker 3: one that's the four hundred. In the four hundred we
Speaker 3: taken one through fourth. We first, sat third and four,
Speaker 3: hunted one and two, two hundred, one.
Speaker 2: And two one to Glenville High School.
Speaker 3: And also I'd like to say for the past two years,
Speaker 3: for the first time in the East Senate School in Cleveland, Ohio,
Speaker 3: Glenville High School head coach Almighty q SI fire or
Speaker 3: head coach Teddy again has taken the Glenville Tar Brothers
Speaker 3: Tard Blush to two state championship. Never has an all
Speaker 3: black school one in the state of ohioever. Congratulations Track,
Speaker 3: though I asked, was winning the whole time I was there.
Speaker 1: Nobody wanted to drop out. Nobody didn't like.
Speaker 13: In this household, not the Farrell household. Practice Now you quit.
Speaker 2: No quick? Yeah? No, Now you must be going to
Speaker 2: transfer to enough school. All right?
Speaker 10: Now, coming up in thirty four minutes after the hour
Speaker 10: of what fashion trend do you never see coming back?
Speaker 1: We'll talk about that right after this.
Speaker 7: You're listening morning show.
Speaker 10: So Steve, we know you're rooting for the Detroit Lions
Speaker 10: to beat the San Francisco forty nine ers in the
Speaker 10: upcoming NFC Championship game this Sunday. You also said, of
Speaker 10: Detroit advances to the Super Bowl, not only are you
Speaker 10: going to Vegas, You're also going to wear one of
Speaker 10: your suits from back in the day. You said this,
Speaker 10: So here's a question for you, as.
Speaker 1: The whole city, the whole city.
Speaker 2: So I'm hope dressed just like Frank Frank Lucas, I'm
Speaker 2: going everything in trouble.
Speaker 10: Here's a question for you blue cheese. What fashion trend
Speaker 10: do you see never coming back? No matter what.
Speaker 1: A lot of it is cyclical, but what.
Speaker 2: Do you see?
Speaker 1: Never socks?
Speaker 4: That was a trend?
Speaker 2: Oh dog, they had chin chilla on the top of
Speaker 2: the socks they had.
Speaker 3: The bottom was real, real sock matill, but then the
Speaker 3: top was fake chinchilla. So when you crossed your leg,
Speaker 3: yeah on chinchilla socks. Oh what see, y'all ain't grow
Speaker 3: up like in the real urban air city. What pimps
Speaker 3: and you know, stuff like that.
Speaker 9: Was Chicago was well Chicago, but y'all wasn't paying attention
Speaker 9: to it like me. Oh okay, okay, see I wanted
Speaker 9: to be Sonny Calhoun was milk out in my mind.
Speaker 2: Clearly that was my career goal and option. Sony cal
Speaker 2: Houn was pimp.
Speaker 3: Same No, no, it was cool, but only I didn't
Speaker 3: understand what pimping really was. I thought it was just
Speaker 3: dressing nice wearing, buying a cadlle. I've been talking to
Speaker 3: girls around him. Yeah, I didn't know what profession. You
Speaker 3: just look and then you just I didn't know how
Speaker 3: the conversation to convince nobody to do that and didn't
Speaker 3: bring you the money I just didn't know what to
Speaker 3: say because I always felt like if you worked, you
Speaker 3: should have fair wages.
Speaker 1: You give me anyway back to the wardrobes.
Speaker 2: Want to gim me some morning? Why you're out there?
Speaker 2: You stop?
Speaker 1: Glad you're cleaned it up?
Speaker 2: Though?
Speaker 1: What else? What up the fashion trend?
Speaker 4: Well?
Speaker 3: You know big baggy pants is back? Now are they pants?
Speaker 6: Why?
Speaker 1: They are for women?
Speaker 2: They're back? Now they're back. Look at them? Look at
Speaker 2: uh belissiaga they're back? Why I say? Oh, they back?
Speaker 3: They're back? Okay, you ain't collection. I'm mad as hell.
Speaker 3: I threw all mine when as hell, boy, I want
Speaker 3: to blissay, I can try something on? Almost tiered up?
Speaker 3: They almost tiered up.
Speaker 1: Took your back.
Speaker 2: I was so happy. I was comfortable in them too.
Speaker 1: What about the square toe shoes?
Speaker 2: I don't think they eventually?
Speaker 1: No, you know, probably they are for women?
Speaker 2: Yeah about them?
Speaker 3: Stacy Adams, they forever in the hood. Stacey is forever.
Speaker 3: But you know you can't. You can't wear Stacy Adams
Speaker 3: and then wear the custom suit.
Speaker 2: It ain't gonna add up?
Speaker 1: Okay? What else?
Speaker 5: Ain't I don't really back in the day them the
Speaker 5: window pane pans, remember them.
Speaker 2: What's what now? I man, Louis v Tan got a pair.
Speaker 2: I'll send you a picture.
Speaker 1: Really these fashion.
Speaker 2: Let me see if I got a picture.
Speaker 1: It's for real doing over there, he's doing this thing.
Speaker 5: You got some pieces, I won't You got some pieces?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 13: And then Steve said he would wear what color suit?
Speaker 13: You said you were gonna wearing?
Speaker 2: Babies?
Speaker 1: Yellow? He said yellow? Yeah? So are those those colors
Speaker 1: well blissed? Real loud colors?
Speaker 3: Colors will never go away. I mean, look at some
Speaker 3: of the suits I wear. I'm not colors can't go away.
Speaker 2: I'm not.
Speaker 3: I'm not just gonna dress drab all the time because
Speaker 3: I'm not gonna look like I sall refrigerators down and
Speaker 3: see that's not what I'm finna do because you I'm
Speaker 3: not a purple Oh dog, I let him have it.
Speaker 3: I'm just not, you know, let them I'm just not. No,
Speaker 3: I'm not gonna be old.
Speaker 1: Yeah, keep looking yeah.
Speaker 2: Like it's certain brands I used to wear all the time.
Speaker 3: And then I just stopped, Like I used to love
Speaker 3: step foneal Ricci, and then I just stopped shopping in
Speaker 3: Steffone Riccie.
Speaker 2: Okay, I never s I couldn't handle price?
Speaker 1: All right?
Speaker 10: Coming up now, all right, guys, Coming up next, it
Speaker 10: is the Nephew and the Prank Phone Call for today.
Speaker 1: Right after this, you're listening Hardy Morning Show. Coming up
Speaker 1: at the top of the hour.
Speaker 10: Right about four minutes after, it's my Strawberry letter for today,
Speaker 10: and the subject is do I stay.
Speaker 1: Or move on to number five? What do you hear this?
Speaker 10: We'll get into it just a few but right now
Speaker 10: it is time for the Nephew and Today's prank phone call.
Speaker 1: Nephew, what you got?
Speaker 5: It's right here is the cake Lady, The cake Lady,
Speaker 5: The cake Lady, the cake Lady. Let's go cat dog.
Speaker 5: This eels the cake Lady Cake.
Speaker 12: This is Barbara.
Speaker 6: Oh yeah, I need What kind of cakes do y'all
Speaker 6: make at this place?
Speaker 12: Well, sir, we make all occasion cakes, birthday cakes, anniversary cakes,
Speaker 12: wedding cakes, pretty much whatever you need. What you're looking for?
Speaker 6: Do y'all be making a dult cake?
Speaker 12: Yes, sir, cause you adult cakes. You know bachelored parties
Speaker 12: and you know wedding Well, what exactly are you looking for?
Speaker 11: Sir?
Speaker 2: No?
Speaker 6: No, no, The problem is is this right here? I
Speaker 6: ordered a cake from you all on Saturday.
Speaker 12: Uh huh.
Speaker 6: They were supposed to be delivered to my daughter's school
Speaker 6: on Tuesday, and you know she and junior High school,
Speaker 6: thirteen years old. The cake was supposed to have Handah
Speaker 6: Montana on it, and it was supposed to say happy birthday.
Speaker 6: Now the cake get delivered over there today and I can't,
Speaker 6: for the life meet believe that this has happened. We
Speaker 6: in her classroom, all the class majors in there, some
Speaker 6: teachers in there, the principal that came down. We finish,
Speaker 6: have cake and ice cream for the kids. But when
Speaker 6: they owe them up the cake, it's a man's private
Speaker 6: part on the cake.
Speaker 12: What oh no, sir, No, suh no, suh no something. No,
Speaker 12: we have never made a mistake like that.
Speaker 6: Y'all made that mistake that I've been calling this place
Speaker 6: all damn day. Y'all haven't made this damn mistake. And
Speaker 6: somebody gonna play I got I got thirteen year old kid.
Speaker 12: No, you're gonna have to lower it down now, okay,
Speaker 12: because we can't get nothing settled if you yelling and
Speaker 12: I can't hear you.
Speaker 6: Okay, I need a lord that you should have lord
Speaker 6: that private part off that cake. That's what sir?
Speaker 12: What is your name?
Speaker 6: My name is Trevor.
Speaker 12: And now where was the cake supposed to be going?
Speaker 6: Middle school?
Speaker 12: Middle school? Now where was it delivered to?
Speaker 6: I just don't see up stairs there right there? You
Speaker 6: can't remember. That's how y'all made the damn mistake. Sir.
Speaker 12: Please just answer the question so we can get this settled.
Speaker 1: Sir.
Speaker 6: No, what is the owner there?
Speaker 12: Excuse me, I am the owner. My name is Barbaras.
Speaker 12: Now if you give me the information, I'll try to
Speaker 12: make this thing right because it couldn't have been my company.
Speaker 12: Are you absolutely sure, sir?
Speaker 6: I'm positive y'all is the ones that delivered the damn cake. Listen,
Speaker 6: I got all these thirteen year old kids in they're traumatized,
Speaker 6: and just the teachers.
Speaker 12: And okay, look at me, crazy, sir. But I need
Speaker 12: to calm down just for a minute. Let me ask
Speaker 12: you this.
Speaker 6: Wait, wait, you want me to calm down? You should
Speaker 6: have took that private.
Speaker 12: Part down off then I can understand. But I don't
Speaker 12: think it was my company, okay, because we've never made
Speaker 12: a mistake like that. Now, we're very careful with that
Speaker 12: kind of stuff in a certain hold on one, that's Claire.
Speaker 12: Do you know anything about a cake delivery at Hannah, Montana?
Speaker 12: Cake going to middle school today?
Speaker 6: Uh?
Speaker 12: Y'all did y'all make any deliveries? Okay, thanks, sir. I
Speaker 12: just talked to my driver and he's been with me
Speaker 12: about eight years, sir, and we never had a problem
Speaker 12: like this. He's never delivered a cake over there, sir.
Speaker 6: Are you sure it was my cousin? Damn show this place, lady.
Speaker 12: It's this for your driver a line you know, you know,
Speaker 12: mistakes can be made, but I can.
Speaker 6: Make mistakes like that, but you got a man's private
Speaker 6: part and in front of a bunch of thirteen year
Speaker 6: old kids out of Tuna.
Speaker 12: I can understand. I would be upset too. I have
Speaker 12: children too, so I can understand what you're trying to say.
Speaker 12: But so what I'm trying to tell you is this
Speaker 12: is not my company you're talking about. We wouldn't have
Speaker 12: done anything like that. I've been in business for thirteen years.
Speaker 6: What is your name?
Speaker 12: My name is Barbara.
Speaker 6: Okay, so you're the one behind all of this on
Speaker 6: this damn cake supposed to behind on Montana and wind
Speaker 6: up being a man's private party on the cake.
Speaker 12: So come on, just to stop and think about it.
Speaker 12: Deliver school and a duk cake to a school? Now,
Speaker 12: I understand you.
Speaker 6: Upset, lady? Do you want to say what has happened
Speaker 6: at my daughter's school?
Speaker 12: And I apologize for it, sir, But I don't believe
Speaker 12: that you ordered the cake for my company? Okay. As
Speaker 12: a matter of fact, we make cakes on Friday, sir.
Speaker 12: Wasn't no cake delivered today?
Speaker 2: Sir?
Speaker 12: Is a Tuesday, And.
Speaker 6: What the hell I mean it's a Ain't nobody eating
Speaker 6: cake on Toesday?
Speaker 3: Sir.
Speaker 12: I have told you that that couldn't have happened here
Speaker 12: at my company.
Speaker 6: Okay, I don't know.
Speaker 12: Okay, now I'll be happy to make a cake for you, sir,
Speaker 12: and to send it to your daughter. But sir, it
Speaker 12: wasn't my company that.
Speaker 6: No more damn cake. Let me tell you something. Let
Speaker 6: me tell you what I'm finished to do. Lady. I'm
Speaker 6: finna call my lawyer. I'm finna get with the police,
Speaker 6: and I'm coming over there to shut that down. You
Speaker 6: won't sell a cupcake when I get through with you, all, sir.
Speaker 12: You know what, man, You're gonna go to fun. Let
Speaker 12: me tell you something. This is my business that I
Speaker 12: haven't worked for thirteen years to bill. You ain't gonna
Speaker 12: come up here and do it.
Speaker 6: I'm gonna shut that. Damn you come off in the side.
Speaker 12: Your mammy won't even know who you are. You need
Speaker 12: to get off my pon with this. That's something in
Speaker 12: the first place, sir. I dare you call me with that?
Speaker 12: And what the is your name?
Speaker 6: I already told you my name is treubor whatever.
Speaker 12: Bring your it's up here and I got something for you.
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Speaker 12: I don't know who you call, but it will show
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Speaker 6: I understand everything you saying, and I understand when I
Speaker 6: get over there, I'm gonna shut it down, me and
Speaker 6: the police.
Speaker 12: You won't come out here and get your step down
Speaker 12: and you're gonna have a God I'm crying over here now,
Speaker 12: I'm chalking. What't my company?
Speaker 6: Now?
Speaker 12: Get off my phone, you and me.
Speaker 6: I got one more thing I need to say that
Speaker 6: a lady it's.
Speaker 12: Saying to tell me talking about shutting down my company.
Speaker 6: Yes, I got one more thing. As you listening to me.
Speaker 12: I ain't listen what you got to say to me.
Speaker 6: This is left you till me from the Steve Harvey
Speaker 6: Morning Show. You just got pranked by your girlfriends.
Speaker 12: Oh my god, Oh oh yes, i gotta get off
Speaker 12: this phone. Oh my god. I'm a killer. I'm anna
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Speaker 6: Oh my god, Oh my god.
Speaker 12: Please come. I'm not on the radio.
Speaker 6: Noie, you ain't on the radio now, but you're gonna
Speaker 6: be on there in the morning.
Speaker 12: Oh lord, No, no, my preaching. Everybody else gonna be
Speaker 12: on it. Oh my god, I'm gonna kill it. I'm
Speaker 12: gonna kill it. I'm gonna get me a cake and
Speaker 12: go to her job. No I oh lord, y'all gonna
Speaker 12: get somebody stop playing like that. You know, she's gonna
Speaker 12: have to look out every day. She ain't gonna never
Speaker 12: where it's coming from. I'm gonna be like the thief
Speaker 12: in the night on her.
Speaker 6: I'm gonna ask you one more thing. What is what
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Speaker 12: Steve Hart and Morning Show.
Speaker 6: Y'all, what can you make it? Can you make a
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Speaker 12: Yeah, I can make a soccer Tell your cake better.
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Speaker 1: Then hands down.
Speaker 5: THIRTI five qualified stupidity and ignorant at the same time.
Speaker 2: You can't. It's hard to get somebody with that combination. Somewhere.
Speaker 2: I did you that's all you.
Speaker 5: Want to say that you don't you you don't certify
Speaker 5: my stupidity?
Speaker 3: Do you certified? I mean, Tommy, let's face it, stupid.
Speaker 3: I mean, once you're stupid, what what you need to
Speaker 3: superlative for? You don't see the greatness? But stop wanting
Speaker 3: to be super stupid. Stop wanting to be extra califragilistic stupid.
Speaker 5: That's just that. But that's where I resigne. And that's
Speaker 5: the part. You don't yes.
Speaker 2: To this show this year?
Speaker 5: Boy, No, I can't be saying no stuff like that
Speaker 5: and Miss Oprah listening you.
Speaker 2: Think I'm stupid?
Speaker 4: Man?
Speaker 2: Did you just say, Miss Oprah? Yeah?
Speaker 3: Better just take your hat off and twist it in
Speaker 3: your doings and say, brain your hat out?
Speaker 2: Why are you talking? Shore hopes? Miss Oprah? Don't. Here's
Speaker 2: no talk like this.
Speaker 5: You'll if if miss listen good morning.
Speaker 2: Posted to be on all the old networking disrespect, it's respect,
Speaker 2: it's respect.
Speaker 5: They know how I man this weekend Friday respect, it's
Speaker 5: shut up Friday Saturdays respect on Miss Opraher Friday Saturday,
Speaker 5: funny Bone. They know, Ohio, Okay, thank you, thank you,
Speaker 5: Good morning to you, ma'am.
Speaker 2: Thank you.
Speaker 1: Tommy coming up next.
Speaker 5: Money man, I ain't nobody talking to him. We'd be
Speaker 5: talking to them fairly. Few folks. I don't get into
Speaker 5: business when he's doing.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I talk to you fairly. Few people do.
Speaker 1: I stay or move on to number five. That's the
Speaker 1: subject of.
Speaker 2: Today Strawberry Show. You know how I talk to these people?
Speaker 10: Coming up next, right after you're listening Hard Morning Show.
Speaker 1: It is time now for Today's Strawberry Letter.
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Speaker 10: Thank you nephew. Subject Do I stay or move on?
Speaker 10: To number five? Dear Stephen Shirley. I'm fifty four years
Speaker 10: old and I'm married to my third husband. I have
Speaker 10: a tendency to get bored in relationships, so I was
Speaker 10: really trying to make my marriage work. I get hit
Speaker 10: on by men at least three times a week, and
Speaker 10: I always have to flash my diamond ring, so men, no,
Speaker 10: I'm taken. I guess it's my cute dimples and my
Speaker 10: sweet voice. Each one of my husbands told me that
Speaker 10: it's the baby talk that drove them crazy. Whatever it is,
Speaker 10: I know I can always get a man, but my
Speaker 10: current husband is boring and he's not into explicit videos
Speaker 10: or role playing. We've only been married two years and
Speaker 10: he's already stopped flipping me around when we're intimate. I
Speaker 10: was telling my sister how plain our second and he
Speaker 10: overheard me on the phone. He went off yelling and
Speaker 10: screaming at me. He threw my past and up in
Speaker 10: my face. He said that I'm in the I'm the
Speaker 10: problem in all of my failed relationships. Because I want
Speaker 10: to stay young and do things young women do. My
Speaker 10: sisters heard everything that he said to me and told
Speaker 10: me to get out of the house to clear my head.
Speaker 10: I met her at a cafe and we had some drinks,
Speaker 10: and then in walked the man of my dreams. He
Speaker 10: had on a number five jersey, but he was not
Speaker 10: playing no games at all.
Speaker 2: That night.
Speaker 1: He had me.
Speaker 10: Twisted up all kinds of ways at his house and
Speaker 10: he made me forget about my marriage. I call him
Speaker 10: Number five and we've been messing around for like three months.
Speaker 10: He wants me to leave my husband for him. My
Speaker 10: husband never apologized for the way he talked to me,
Speaker 10: so if we break up, it won't be my fault.
Speaker 10: I feel like I should be single and just do
Speaker 10: me for a while. Should I try to make this
Speaker 10: third marriage work or move on to No?
Speaker 2: Five?
Speaker 10: Have you ever tried to make your marriage or any
Speaker 10: of your marriages worked for that matter, Because it seems
Speaker 10: like when the bad times come, when you get bored
Speaker 10: and all that and bad times are going to come
Speaker 10: into marriage.
Speaker 1: We all know that you just you're ready to give
Speaker 1: up and just move on. You quit.
Speaker 10: That's really sad because if you're only around for the
Speaker 10: good times. You're never going to be happy, never, because
Speaker 10: that just isn't how marriage works. So here you are
Speaker 10: ready to quit yet again. I love that you don't
Speaker 10: even consider for a moment what your husband said might
Speaker 10: be true. He said, you're the problem because you want
Speaker 10: to stay young and do what young women do. Well,
Speaker 10: what's going to be different with you if you divorce
Speaker 10: husband number three and get with this guy you just met? Nothing,
Speaker 10: If you don't put any effort into it, you'll just
Speaker 10: get bored all over again. You said that you get
Speaker 10: you have a tendency to get bored in relationships. I mean,
Speaker 10: do you even love your husband? I don't even You
Speaker 10: haven't mentioned that, not one time in this whole letter.
Speaker 10: And what's gonna happen if you do leave him and
Speaker 10: go for number five, the man who had you flipped around?
Speaker 10: You know, after you met him for one night? How
Speaker 10: long will it take you to get bored with him?
Speaker 10: You can't leave a whole marriage based on a one
Speaker 10: night stand. That's never gonna work, ma'am. It's just never
Speaker 10: gonna work.
Speaker 3: Steve, I didne wrote so many notes down right here? Yeah,
Speaker 3: then they finished this up. I just I just have
Speaker 3: so many things. That's I really don't need to read
Speaker 3: this letter. But it's just nothing in this letter makes
Speaker 3: any sense at all. You're fifty four years old and
Speaker 3: marriage to my third husband. I have a tendency to
Speaker 3: get bored in relationship. So I was really trying to
Speaker 3: make my marriage work, Billy. And then right after that
Speaker 3: statement right there, all that she negates everything. Right after this,
Speaker 3: I was really trying to make my marriage work. Get
Speaker 3: hit on by men at least three times a week,
Speaker 3: and I have to flash my diamond rings. So me
Speaker 3: and no, I'm taking no. See, the reason you get
Speaker 3: hit on by men three times a week is because you.
Speaker 2: Look like that. You look like that, you draw, listen
Speaker 2: to me.
Speaker 3: Whatever you put out is what comes back to you.
Speaker 2: You put out, look at me, listen to me, see me,
Speaker 2: watch me. And that's what men do. We hunters, So
Speaker 2: we do you. We do see you, we do look
Speaker 2: at you. We do won't you? That ain't nothing new.
Speaker 2: If if all the women.
Speaker 3: Acted the way you act, they could all get hit
Speaker 3: on three times a week.
Speaker 2: But you married, though, where are you? Where you always
Speaker 2: getting hit on three times a week?
Speaker 6: All?
Speaker 3: Right, here we go, I guess it's my cute dimples
Speaker 3: and my sweet voice that could be part of it.
Speaker 3: That could be Each one of my husbands told me
Speaker 3: that this the baby talk that drove them crazy.
Speaker 2: That's the listening for somebody. David.
Speaker 3: Hey, yeah, yeah, yeah, yes, that baby talk. Glib'm crazy,
Speaker 3: but that baby talk. Don't keep them. Don't do it,
Speaker 3: cause see how do we do all this baby talking?
Speaker 3: We gotta do some grown folks stuff. Hey, we got
Speaker 3: pity bills up in here. Hey, we need to save
Speaker 3: some money. You know, but you got you got at
Speaker 3: one point in time, you got. You gotta move on,
Speaker 3: all right? Anyway? I know I can always get a man,
Speaker 3: Yes you can, but you can't keep one. You are
Speaker 3: on husband number three at fifty four. Getting a man
Speaker 3: is one thing, Keeping them is another. Now you can
Speaker 3: make mistakes and pick the wrong man.
Speaker 2: I gotten that.
Speaker 3: But damn, all you talking about is you get bored
Speaker 3: in your relationship.
Speaker 2: All relationships hit the boring point.
Speaker 3: They all get you, all get all getting regular after
Speaker 3: while all of them do ain't.
Speaker 6: No.
Speaker 2: Watch, so man, my marriage is just feel with excitement
Speaker 2: the whole time. No, it's not.
Speaker 3: There's days when you be sitting there going wild but
Speaker 3: now I want to get boring for you. You think
Speaker 3: you I can always get him in, but you can't
Speaker 3: keep oning. My current husband is boring and he's not
Speaker 3: into explicit videos of role play.
Speaker 2: No, I won't do that. Explicit videos and role.
Speaker 3: Play what you want to play? I don't want to
Speaker 3: be a pirate tonight. I don't want to wear a patch.
Speaker 3: I don't want to parent in the bedroom tonight.
Speaker 10: All right, all right, Steve, hang on, we'll have part
Speaker 10: two of your response coming up at twenty three minutes
Speaker 10: after the hour. Today's Strawberry letter subject do I stay
Speaker 10: or move on? To number five? We'll get back into
Speaker 10: it right after this.
Speaker 7: You're listening hard morning show.
Speaker 10: All right, Steve, come on, let's recap today's crazy Strawberry letter.
Speaker 10: The subject is do I move or do I stay?
Speaker 10: Or move on to number five?
Speaker 3: Look, lady been married three times, she's fifty four years old.
Speaker 3: She's complaining that all her relationships get boring. And you
Speaker 3: know she says that, uh, she get hit on three
Speaker 3: times a week by men. She had to flash her
Speaker 3: diamond rings so men know she taken. But see, they
Speaker 3: wouldn't know you was available if you weren't acting a
Speaker 3: certain way, then you like that, so now you wanna
Speaker 3: flash your ring. It's the way you acting this drawing.
Speaker 3: I'm telling you, you attract what you put out. That's
Speaker 3: what you're doing. Whatever it is. I know I can
Speaker 3: always get a man.
Speaker 2: Oh that's cool. Most women can.
Speaker 3: He's keeping them. That's the problem. See, a lot of
Speaker 3: women can go out here. Most women can go out
Speaker 3: here and get a man today. Keeping them that's another problem.
Speaker 3: But my current husband is born. He's not into explicit
Speaker 3: videos or role player.
Speaker 2: He ain't into that. He don't like that.
Speaker 3: Okay, And we've only been married two years and now
Speaker 3: here we go and he's already stopped flipping me around
Speaker 3: when we are intimate, so he didn't already stopped flipping
Speaker 3: you around. I was telling my sister how playing our
Speaker 3: sex is. You know why he stopped flipping you around?
Speaker 3: Cause when he flip you around, he know what he
Speaker 3: gonna get. You know what, lady, you ain't all you
Speaker 3: think you are. Maybe all this flipping so where you
Speaker 3: got to have, Maybe it ain't that good. Maybe you
Speaker 3: need to work on some more stable moves, because flipping
Speaker 3: ain't your thing no more. You're fifty four, have you
Speaker 3: ever thought about why he stopped flipping. Maybe you don't
Speaker 3: flip the same no more. Most some O bios. When
Speaker 3: she get fifty four, she ain't gonna be flipped like
Speaker 3: this no more. And she a professional flipper. But I
Speaker 3: can bet you when some O bios turned fifty four,
Speaker 3: she ain't gonna be flipped like that no more.
Speaker 2: Not he it Cooma, Nacha. She ain't in the Olympics
Speaker 2: no more.
Speaker 4: Not here coming, che.
Speaker 3: Come and Chi coming Nachia. You can call him what
Speaker 3: you wanna call it, but you ain't gonna call her
Speaker 3: no damn Ja. You get all this stuff you don't know.
Speaker 3: Nobody flipped at fifty four like they used to. He
Speaker 3: overheard me on the phone. He went off yelling, screaming
Speaker 3: at me, and he threw the past in my face.
Speaker 3: He said, your problem is all your fair relationships. Because
Speaker 3: I want to stay young and do things young women do,
Speaker 3: but you can't do it no more. Young women like
Speaker 3: to get flipped, but they good at flipping. See flipping
Speaker 3: your old ass night.
Speaker 2: It's different.
Speaker 3: Flip you one time, you help go out ship you
Speaker 3: one time, then you get a Charlie has tried to
Speaker 3: flip your last week you hit your two folk against
Speaker 3: the head. Boy, Now you complain and stuff tied to
Speaker 3: flipping you. I want to stay young and do things
Speaker 3: that young women do. You fifty four, you can do
Speaker 3: some things, you just can't do them the same way.
Speaker 3: My sister heard everything he said and told me to
Speaker 3: get out the house, clear my head. I met her
Speaker 3: at a cafe and we had some drinks, and then
Speaker 3: in walked the man of my dream. He had on
Speaker 3: the number five jersey.
Speaker 2: I be damn.
Speaker 3: Reggie Bush walked in, Charles White walk in. These are
Speaker 3: all the number fives our lives. Yeah, but it was
Speaker 3: not playing no games at all that night. So you
Speaker 3: just saw him one time. Now you're at his house.
Speaker 3: He had me twisted up all kinds of ways in
Speaker 3: his house, and he made me forget about my marriage.
Speaker 4: Wow.
Speaker 1: Wow, just like that one night, Stale.
Speaker 2: I call him number five and we've been messing around
Speaker 2: for like three months. He wants me to leave my
Speaker 2: husband for him.
Speaker 3: My husband never apologize for the way he talked to me,
Speaker 3: so if we break up, it won't be my fault. Okay, okay,
Speaker 3: I see this coming. I see this coming. I feel
Speaker 3: like I should be single.
Speaker 2: And just do me for a while. You gonna be single.
Speaker 2: Don't worry. You ain't got to wish. Don't worry about it.
Speaker 2: That's coming.
Speaker 3: Should I try to make this third marriage work or
Speaker 3: move on the number five? I strongly suggest you move
Speaker 3: on the number five. You've been at number five house
Speaker 3: for three months now, So what you're writing us for?
Speaker 3: Should you move on? You're over that and now you're
Speaker 3: probably texting on the way to the house now. You
Speaker 3: ain't gonna be able to keep number five either, because
Speaker 3: number five gonna get tired.
Speaker 2: Of flipping you.
Speaker 3: Because relationships have to be about molding flipping, and when
Speaker 3: you get into real relationship, it turns into what the
Speaker 3: relationship is, how we have a relationship together in all things,
Speaker 3: not just flipping. Do you know you spend the most
Speaker 3: of your time in your life not having sex? Do
Speaker 3: you know that the majority of your hours will be
Speaker 3: spent not having sex?
Speaker 2: I believe that. Please undertake And lady, I got something.
Speaker 4: Tell you.
Speaker 2: Your husband's right, it's you. The problem is you and
Speaker 2: you ain't learned a damn thing.
Speaker 3: Yeah, staying young is great, but at one point you
Speaker 3: have to mature because you are changing as a person.
Speaker 3: Any people that don't change as they get older. You are,
Speaker 3: You are dealing with a fool. You ain't gonna ever
Speaker 3: have nothing.
Speaker 2: You know what breaks you up? What attracts you to me?
Speaker 2: And is your baby talk? You know what make them leave?
Speaker 2: Your baby waves because you was a silly little simple
Speaker 2: like that. Say that again, that was good.
Speaker 3: You can attract them with your baby talk. Makes them
Speaker 3: leave is your baby waves, so you can keep on
Speaker 3: with your little got Hey baby, American Express, it's gonna
Speaker 3: close the card? How the one to close the Yeah, well,
Speaker 3: we gotta make a payment. Oh, on payment, I want
Speaker 3: you to flip me. Hey, hey, hey, hey, American Express
Speaker 3: on a flip too. They want to slip a check
Speaker 3: over to him. Hell yeah, you got thirty days. We
Speaker 3: gotta we gotta flip some money over there. So, lady,
Speaker 3: you're never gonna have nothing. I strongly suggest you leave
Speaker 3: this husband and go on to number five because you
Speaker 3: ain't acting like a wife no way, and to be
Speaker 3: good riddens. Maybe your man can find somebody that want
Speaker 3: to be married and treat him right. Because you ain't
Speaker 3: gonna do nothing. You ain't't never have nothing. Number five,
Speaker 3: you find me, boy, wait till number thirty two. Come
Speaker 3: through that Door, Jim Brown, O Jaysimpson.
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Speaker 10: Coming up at forty six minutes after the hour, it's
Speaker 10: Junior and Sports Talk.
Speaker 1: Right after this.
Speaker 7: You're listening morning show.
Speaker 1: It's time now for Junior and Sports Talk. Which you
Speaker 1: got junior?
Speaker 2: All right?
Speaker 8: Well, coming out of Cleveland, Tristan Thompson for the Cleveland
Speaker 8: Cavalias has been suspended twenty five games for performing enhancing drugs.
Speaker 1: I mean, this boy just cheated everything. He's just cheating.
Speaker 8: I ain't never seen anybody just cheat on everything. Just women,
Speaker 8: the women, basketball, pitching pennies.
Speaker 2: He's just cheating.
Speaker 8: God, I mean, you're getting caught. You ain't good at this. Tristan, Yes,
Speaker 8: enhancing drugs.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's the game he got.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and that's it.
Speaker 2: I beat doad these three.
Speaker 4: Relaunds a game.
Speaker 1: Four points all you got.
Speaker 2: Sure you're taking performing in hans and drug you're taking drugs?
Speaker 1: What was god?
Speaker 8: Man?
Speaker 2: So he goes tell you right now, you can do
Speaker 2: cocaine to get full rebound.
Speaker 1: You don't have to have the performance on it.
Speaker 2: What you say?
Speaker 1: He he had twenty five games. Man, here's here's another man.
Speaker 8: Adrian Griffin, the head coach for the Milwaukee Bucks was fired.
Speaker 4: Uh.
Speaker 1: Man, and this was so crazy. He had a thirty
Speaker 1: and thirteen record, and he got the record. He's second,
Speaker 1: He's second in the East. He's second in the East.
Speaker 1: He had thirty thirty or record?
Speaker 2: Who got the best record?
Speaker 11: Uh?
Speaker 2: Who is it?
Speaker 1: I think it's Philly.
Speaker 2: They second.
Speaker 1: But the whole point of but he had thirty thirteen record.
Speaker 8: He got fired, and now they're talking to Doc Rippons Man,
Speaker 8: Doc Rivers, he in negotiating right now on back.
Speaker 1: Yeah, to be the head coach of the Milwaukee Bucks.
Speaker 1: They said that Griff coach.
Speaker 8: That's and you know what they said that Adrian Griffin
Speaker 8: wouldn't get along with the players the coaches. He felt
Speaker 8: like they were undermining them. And man, you know you
Speaker 8: you don't want to fight and got tired of him.
Speaker 2: That's what that is.
Speaker 3: But they were from third in defense all the way
Speaker 3: down to twenty second. But that's cause they got rid
Speaker 3: of Drew Holliday. Yeah, and replaced him with Damon. Now
Speaker 3: Dame got the Dame got game. But he ain't finna
Speaker 3: lock nobody up. He shoot, no, no, no, no, nah.
Speaker 8: You know so Doc Rivers gonna be back in there. Man,
Speaker 8: I like Doc for this issue. But you know what,
Speaker 8: he's another interesting story. Cam McCormick. Cam McCormick plays for
Speaker 8: the University of Miami and he's going back to play
Speaker 8: his ninth college football season. And I don't know how
Speaker 8: you do this, but he's going back for the ninth
Speaker 8: his ninth college football season.
Speaker 1: He damn near thirty and going back out here.
Speaker 2: I can't tell you how he did that.
Speaker 3: Though he had the same GPA I had when I
Speaker 3: left college after three years. I had eighteen credits. You
Speaker 3: need one hundred and twenty five to get a degree.
Speaker 3: I had eighteen credits after three years.
Speaker 8: But he going back out here and he played tight end.
Speaker 8: He's going back out here for his ninth un president
Speaker 8: college football season. Congratulations, Kale got it. He got his bachelor,
Speaker 8: he got his masters. So uh, I don't by the
Speaker 8: time he yeah, he gonna be able to operate on hisself.
Speaker 1: Himself. All right, Thank you, Junior. Coming up at the
Speaker 1: top of the hour, Steve a man and social media
Speaker 1: does need your advice?
Speaker 4: Steve on Uh.
Speaker 10: He says his cuffing season partner wants his dog. We'll
Speaker 10: talk about it right after this.
Speaker 7: You're listening morning show.
Speaker 10: Patrick and Steve Harvey FM writes, Uh, Steve, cuffing season
Speaker 10: is officially over. We all know it's between October and
Speaker 10: mid January. He says, I was seeing a girl and
Speaker 10: we both knew going in that it was a temporary deal.
Speaker 10: We got along great, everything was cool. She even helped
Speaker 10: me pick out a dog that I wanted. It seems
Speaker 10: that she got quite attached to him. His name is
Speaker 10: black Jack the dog. Blackjack the dog, Uh more so
Speaker 10: than me, apparently now because she spends so much time
Speaker 10: bonding with him, she thinks he's hers, even though I
Speaker 10: signed all the paperwork, I'm feeding him and he lives
Speaker 10: in my apartment with me. It's clear she's going to
Speaker 10: make a big deal about this and has even threatened
Speaker 10: legal action. Judge Steve, how is she going to sue
Speaker 10: me over my dog? Blackjack? I have no idea what
Speaker 10: she thinks her legal basis is. Can she really figure
Speaker 10: out a way to take my dog or is there
Speaker 10: something else going on here that I'm not seeing?
Speaker 3: Yeah, you're missing a dog. This is gonna lead to
Speaker 3: a much more damaging play for you. If you don't
Speaker 3: give her the dog, She's going to be fiel this
Speaker 3: relationship on Facebook.
Speaker 1: Yeah, everything's some black mass.
Speaker 2: That's what this is all about. It ain't her dog.
Speaker 2: Is sher dog? You see disagreement. You y'all had this
Speaker 2: temporary agreement. She mading season. See, and I don't know
Speaker 2: what cuff and season you think in in October?
Speaker 1: He begins in October and ends in January.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I know I've never heard that before, but h hell,
Speaker 3: have no fury like a woman scorn. So now you're
Speaker 3: gonna just cut her off. Now, she want the damn dog. Now,
Speaker 3: if you don't give her the dog, there will be
Speaker 3: no legal action. The legal action gonna play out on
Speaker 3: social media. Wow, that's what's gonna happen.
Speaker 6: Dog.
Speaker 11: No, no, no, no, no no.
Speaker 3: I'm just saying there's no legal rights she had. He
Speaker 3: paid for the dog, he feeds the dog, the paperworkers
Speaker 3: and the dog and the dog lived with him. Because
Speaker 3: y'alls cuffing. You can't get the dog for cuffing. But
Speaker 3: she wants something for cuffing. You understand that dog. I
Speaker 3: rather cuff than have a damn dog.
Speaker 1: Ye, Well that's you. You know, people get attached to
Speaker 1: their pets, and Blackjack.
Speaker 3: Is probably Blackjack ass ain't worth it. I'm gonna just
Speaker 3: tell you that, october Ante.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's a short term relationship.
Speaker 2: You going in, right, but you see you the woman
Speaker 2: goes in.
Speaker 3: Women always say that, but once they get emotionally attached,
Speaker 3: then they expected to They wanted She wanted it to
Speaker 3: turn into something else. She agreed that it was gonna
Speaker 3: be temporary, but that is't how she played it. So
Speaker 3: now she thene tied herself to the damn dog named
Speaker 3: black Jack.
Speaker 1: Black Jack. Yeah, she's catching feelings.
Speaker 2: Your frusted fooling around with black Jack.
Speaker 5: That's black Jack who he wanted to be with. Damn
Speaker 5: that because black Jack don't go with her. I don't
Speaker 5: I ask that damn dog.
Speaker 2: All right?
Speaker 1: So yeah, all right?
Speaker 10: Moving on Steve to Chris on Facebook, he says, about
Speaker 10: a year ago, my best friend was in a tough
Speaker 10: spot financially and I lent him a significant amount of
Speaker 10: money to help him out. He promised to pay me
Speaker 10: back in a few months. But it's been over year
Speaker 10: now and he hasn't mentioned it since. Every time I
Speaker 10: think about bringing it up, I worry it might ruin
Speaker 10: our friendship. Should I just forget about the money and
Speaker 10: keep the peace, or is there a way to ask
Speaker 10: for it without.
Speaker 1: Causing drama.
Speaker 3: If that money breaks up your friendship, you didn't really
Speaker 3: have a friendship. If he's your friend, you should be
Speaker 3: able to go in and say, hey, man, I know
Speaker 3: you was in a tough spot a few months. I
Speaker 3: find myself to be in a tough spot now, and
Speaker 3: if you could let me have that money back, it
Speaker 3: would really help me out, and then you'll find out
Speaker 3: whether you have a friendship or not. That's how I
Speaker 3: would do it. I say, hey, bro, I know you
Speaker 3: was in a tough spot a little time ago. You
Speaker 3: said you'd pay me back in a few months, and
Speaker 3: I just let it go. But now, Bro, I'm kind
Speaker 3: of in a tough spot myself.
Speaker 2: And forgot our loan.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I have to ask the loan for his money back.
Speaker 3: Which I'll want to say he ain't forgot nothing. He
Speaker 3: knowed that, But he's also playing on you friendship in
Speaker 3: your kindness. Now, what you got to do is first
Speaker 3: the situation taking me for granted, all right, then and
Speaker 3: then see what kind of friend you got?
Speaker 1: Okay, thank you, Steve.
Speaker 10: We'll have more of the Steve Harvey Morning Show coming
Speaker 10: up at twenty minutes after the hour right after this.
Speaker 10: You're listening hard Morning Show. This story is kind of crazy.
Speaker 10: It's about some insects. You guys know what cicadas are, right,
Speaker 10: those kind of funny looking frog looking at bugs anyway,
Speaker 10: like well, their eyes are real big and they kind
Speaker 10: of bug out.
Speaker 2: So that's that's not you know what. No, I didn't
Speaker 2: say that, but I'm mery frogs.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you're teetering on it, all right, here we go.
Speaker 2: Here got them my eyes on this show.
Speaker 1: I've grown into my eyes. Thank you.
Speaker 10: Billions of cicadas from two different broods are set to
Speaker 10: emerge from underground in the US this year to mate
Speaker 10: for the first time in two hundred and twenty one years.
Speaker 1: This is according to scientists.
Speaker 10: Alabama, Arkansas, Georgia, Kentucky, Louisiana, Missouri, Mississippi, North and South Carolina, Oklahoma, Indiana, Iowa, Virginia, Illinois, Wisconsin,
Speaker 10: and possibly Michigan could be affected. These bugs are not
Speaker 10: harmful to humans. However, they do make a very distinct noise.
Speaker 2: You don't understay. Listen, you don't understay.
Speaker 3: If that's true what they say, Yeah, they say, lord,
Speaker 3: lord Lord. If they come, you gonna thank your ass
Speaker 3: in Egypt.
Speaker 5: They're good fishing by you, fishing bank.
Speaker 1: Wow, I'll sca it, I'll scy it, all right. Beware
Speaker 1: of the cicadas. They're coming also.
Speaker 2: Coming years and no really show about that.
Speaker 1: Coming up at thirty three minutes, we'll play around it.
Speaker 1: Would you rather right after this.
Speaker 7: You're listening.
Speaker 1: Morning show, it's time now for a round him?
Speaker 10: Would you rather? Would you rather do high school all
Speaker 10: over again? Or would you rather do college all over again?
Speaker 1: Which one?
Speaker 2: College?
Speaker 5: Uh? Huh?
Speaker 2: And I do it there exact same way I did.
Speaker 7: Changes exactly.
Speaker 2: All right?
Speaker 10: Would you rather always be itchy? Or would you rather
Speaker 10: always be sweaty?
Speaker 2: I can't do it, so that ain't a really good option.
Speaker 3: You want to either see if you sweaty, you're gonna
Speaker 3: look like you stink, and if you itch you scratch.
Speaker 2: It like you stink the same. But which one would
Speaker 2: you rather?
Speaker 10: Is?
Speaker 2: She is sherw I'm gonna go. I'm gonna go with
Speaker 2: sweaty and that is yeah, yeah, I'm gonna go.
Speaker 1: Yeah, sweat you just stand and digging on yourself.
Speaker 2: Yeah you sweating? Okay.
Speaker 10: Would you rather be rich and famous with a sixty
Speaker 10: chance of not making it to your eighty or be
Speaker 10: poor but live a long and healthy life and die
Speaker 10: at one hundred and five?
Speaker 2: And man, no, no rich headed day rich at one
Speaker 2: hundred and five? God no, I don't want you, no,
Speaker 2: see just giggs.
Speaker 10: Would you rather be rich and famous with a sixty
Speaker 10: percent chance of not making it to your eighties or
Speaker 10: be poor but live a long and healthy life and
Speaker 10: die at one hundred and five.
Speaker 2: I'm not gonna be.
Speaker 6: For I did?
Speaker 2: Did I right now? At sixty eight? If I'm I'm
Speaker 2: dead again? Really?
Speaker 3: You know what though, see because the knowing what I
Speaker 3: know though, even if you took everything from me right now,
Speaker 3: I know how.
Speaker 2: To go get back to it, roll back as quicker
Speaker 2: as it'll be, way quicker now I know how to
Speaker 2: do it.
Speaker 4: Okay, all right?
Speaker 1: Last one?
Speaker 10: Would you rather divorce your spouse who you caught cheating
Speaker 10: or cheat on them to get even?
Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm the boat. You gonna do.
Speaker 1: An option.
Speaker 2: I'm getting the bors and.
Speaker 3: Get here as a whole lot of getting in that
Speaker 3: same week, we getting the boys and I'm getting either.
Speaker 2: You're gonna do all that this week. By Friday, they
Speaker 2: don't call day no day.
Speaker 1: All right, guys, thank you. That's today.
Speaker 2: I ain't scared no divorce, you can't.
Speaker 10: Was the last break of the day, and we'll close
Speaker 10: out the show with the one and only Steve Harvey
Speaker 10: right after this.
Speaker 7: You're listening Morning show?
Speaker 2: All right?
Speaker 1: Guys, here we are, last break of the day on
Speaker 1: this Thursday.
Speaker 4: What to die?
Speaker 2: You want to die? Hi?
Speaker 1: Edit to the weekend? Can I ask you a question?
Speaker 8: Man, cause you know we talk about you know, I
Speaker 8: ain't from the country, nothing like that, but you know
Speaker 8: all the picatas that's gonna come out. You know we've
Speaker 8: talking about that. Yeah, billions and man, you know you
Speaker 8: got a ranch. How you gonna deal with that?
Speaker 2: You're gonna spread the whole round? Hell, it's gonna be
Speaker 2: a lot. Is you gonna story? The story is.
Speaker 3: These billions of cicada flies, this coming spray spray sixteen
Speaker 3: hundred acres.
Speaker 2: You call me, Oh wow, let me with that? What
Speaker 2: stores I'm gonna go to and buy that much? Raid?
Speaker 3: Come many cans a damn raid and black flag. I'm
Speaker 3: gonna have to come out of them stores with hoofend
Speaker 3: to walk the ass around sixteen hundred acres and start
Speaker 3: spraying every time you hear, Oh they over there, Oh they're.
Speaker 2: Behind me, Oh they're right here. Hey, Junior, come on
Speaker 2: day Jr.
Speaker 3: You know how many people I kill if I try
Speaker 3: to spray sixteen hundred here?
Speaker 1: Your wow?
Speaker 2: I bet you buy it.
Speaker 3: I bet you buy themorrow night. I'm gonna cut all
Speaker 3: that out over here. You're not junior, junior?
Speaker 2: Your junior? Where did you grow up in the sit
Speaker 2: in Houston? I never know whatto.
Speaker 4: You ain't never know what what.
Speaker 1: I ain't never know what an acre was. We ain't
Speaker 1: never had it.
Speaker 8: We was on the corner street, he said, casan know
Speaker 8: we can handle cicado out You was like a lot forty.
Speaker 2: Two some thousand square feet? Is an acre?
Speaker 13: Oh?
Speaker 1: Hell boy, we didn't have no Look that up?
Speaker 3: Somebody how much an acres? How many square feet it
Speaker 3: was taking forty he's prior biz how.
Speaker 2: Many square an acre? I don't know the exact number.
Speaker 2: I'm gonna tell you riting now.
Speaker 1: Damn, but I ain't know. I ain't know if you
Speaker 1: had sixteen hundred of them, that's a lot of acres.
Speaker 3: Three thousand, five hundred and sixty square feet. So I
Speaker 3: knew it was something like that. Forty two eight thousand,
Speaker 3: that's one acre, and you got how many acres?
Speaker 2: Sixteen own a town?
Speaker 4: What do you mean?
Speaker 1: Sixteen hundred acres?
Speaker 12: What is that?
Speaker 3: That's that God I served? That's that Come Jesus and
Speaker 3: living God, did I serve?
Speaker 1: Give him all the preyse boy?
Speaker 3: You can't, hey man, let me tell you a story
Speaker 3: about acres, students. What made me started wrowing acres is
Speaker 3: when I was homeless, and this is my clothesing remarks too.
Speaker 3: When I was homeless and I used to fish, I
Speaker 3: would stop and I would see a nice pond.
Speaker 2: I'd get out and I start fishing.
Speaker 3: I had a lead line where if I could catch
Speaker 3: more than one or two bass, I'd put him on
Speaker 3: the lead line and stick it down in there. Had
Speaker 3: a chain up where I could catch fishing hook him up,
Speaker 3: and sometimes I'd be pulling them off the water and
Speaker 3: the owner would come by and say, hey, hey, hey,
Speaker 3: you can I ain't allowed to fish around here, And
Speaker 3: I said, okay, sorry, sir, and I take them out,
Speaker 3: and he say hey and put them fish back, and
Speaker 3: by law I was wrong, so I'd have to take
Speaker 3: the fish off the hook. I'd get in my car
Speaker 3: sometime and tears was running down my face. I said, man,
Speaker 3: I was hungry. This dude don't even know. There wasn't
Speaker 3: no need explaining that. So I told God, I said, God,
Speaker 3: I want to first thing I'm gonna do. When I'm
Speaker 3: gonna get me some money, I'm gonna buy me some land.
Speaker 3: So I just started doing a little research. And back
Speaker 3: then it was about six billion people in the world
Speaker 3: when I was out there struggling, forty six billion people,
Speaker 3: and I.
Speaker 2: Read a thing.
Speaker 3: I looked it up that on this earth, Earth has
Speaker 3: over thirty six billion acres of land.
Speaker 2: This is a true story. I cannot make this up.
Speaker 3: And at the time, it was about six billion people,
Speaker 3: back when I first got enough money to buy some land.
Speaker 3: So I figured, I figured, if it's six billion people
Speaker 3: and there's a little over thirty six billion acres of
Speaker 3: land on Earth.
Speaker 2: Each, if each person should have six acres.
Speaker 3: Because it's six billion people had six acres, that would
Speaker 3: be thirty six billion acres.
Speaker 2: So I asked God to give me my six.
Speaker 3: The very first time I went to buy some land,
Speaker 3: I was standing on some land in Texas.
Speaker 2: The very first land I saw I wanted to buy.
Speaker 3: It had a lake at the foot of it, which
Speaker 3: meant I could fish on my lake catch fishing. Couldn't
Speaker 3: nobody put me off? That was my whole ambition in life.
Speaker 3: So I was just about to buy it, and I
Speaker 3: asked the man that was selling it to me. I said, man,
Speaker 3: how much is this piece of land right here? And
Speaker 3: he was selling it for two hundred and fifty thousand dollars.
Speaker 3: He said that's six acres. I said, Lord, have mercy,
Speaker 3: that's the exact number I had asked God for.
Speaker 2: I told the man.
Speaker 3: I said, well, I don't have two hundred and fifty thousand,
Speaker 3: but tomorrow, if you let me bring you twenty five
Speaker 3: thousand dollars, and in six months, I'll pay you the rest.
Speaker 3: And if I don't, we draw up a contract where
Speaker 3: you can get your back and keep the money. He said,
Speaker 3: I take that deal. I was getting ready to leave.
Speaker 3: A man came along and said, I heard you about
Speaker 3: to buy this land over here. I want to show
Speaker 3: you something. So he took me to my ranch that
Speaker 3: I owned in Texas. He said, let me show you
Speaker 3: this piece of land.
Speaker 2: He showed it to me.
Speaker 3: It's beautiful, had two lakes on it. I said, how
Speaker 3: much is this, sir? I can't afford this? He said,
Speaker 3: I sell it to you for the same thing you
Speaker 3: was gonna buy that six acres for. I said, how
Speaker 3: many acres? He said, it's sixteen the first piece of
Speaker 3: land I ever bought. God gave me sixteen acres for
Speaker 3: two hundred and fifty thousand dollars.
Speaker 2: Let's keep the car. I now own sixteen hundred acres.
Speaker 2: That's the God. Want to do it.
Speaker 3: Exceedingly and abundantly over all you can think, are asked.
Speaker 3: That's the God I serve. I'm a living witness of
Speaker 3: how powerful, good and good God is, so when they
Speaker 3: talking about me, I could care less. I served the
Speaker 3: true and living God. Y'all can miss me with all
Speaker 3: that that's in my closing remarks today. Hope you didn't
Speaker 3: take it as bragg and I was willing for all.
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