Speaker 1: It's Brook and Jeffrey in the morning, and you guys
Speaker 1: know we do Hero of the Week here.
Speaker 2: I love it.
Speaker 1: It's been a really popular segment amongst the gensillennials. Jent
Speaker 1: saying that one drunk lady, but it got us thinking,
Speaker 1: how can we spin off that success?
Speaker 2: I figured it out.
Speaker 1: With our Criminal of the Week.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean usually the same.
Speaker 2: Today is cow.
Speaker 1: Criminal of the Week is a seventeen year old kid
Speaker 1: in Utah who's been going around to different ATMs in
Speaker 1: his area duck taping fish to.
Speaker 2: The ATM screen.
Speaker 1: My god, he goes by the moniker the fish banned it.
Speaker 3: Okay, why how fresh are these? Take it home and
Speaker 3: fry it.
Speaker 2: I don't think wouldn't recommend it.
Speaker 1: But his tagline is live laugh, tape fish on ATMs.
Speaker 2: Okay, put that sign up in your living room.
Speaker 4: So he has a tagline it is a seventeen year
Speaker 4: old criminal. You're saying all of this is on social media.
Speaker 3: That's right.
Speaker 1: He's got fifty seven thousand followers actually on Instagram because
Speaker 1: he's uploading all the footage onto there, and OFFICI will
Speaker 1: say he's duct tape at least thirteen fish to thirteen
Speaker 1: different ATMs since last fall is what happens.
Speaker 4: When kids can't rebel drinking or anything with fish.
Speaker 1: He has also posted videos around the holidays where he
Speaker 1: duct tapes them to the side of parked police cruisers.
Speaker 3: That's a lot of thick the man, where are they
Speaker 3: coming from?
Speaker 4: It looks like a lake trout, So I'm guessing he.
Speaker 2: Catches them himself. For sure.
Speaker 3: It feels like it.
Speaker 1: So big congrats to the fish Bandit for being our
Speaker 1: first ever Criminal of the Week.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I hope we make a social media feed.
Speaker 2: I hope he hits our place soon. You can't wait.
Speaker 1: Now, let's get into the shotgulling question of the day
Speaker 1: with our Criminal of the Year, Digital Jake, for stealing
Speaker 1: everybody's heart take it away our go ahead.
Speaker 3: Well, it's not easy to leave your entire life behind,
Speaker 3: destroy your belongings, change your identity, and vanish forever. Trust me.
Speaker 3: After cleaning up some of the stunts on this show,
Speaker 3: I've tried many time time. But what's the next best
Speaker 3: thing to going completely off the grid? Why? Taking a
Speaker 3: nice vacation of course.
Speaker 2: And off the grid.
Speaker 3: And just as important as getting away is figuring out
Speaker 3: your perfect destination and how do you choose the best ones. Yeah,
Speaker 3: or do like I do, Just rotate the two or three, just.
Speaker 2: Spin in the globe and let whatever your finger points.
Speaker 3: I know how we're gonna do it. We're gonna play
Speaker 3: a game where we identify the top twenty most popular
Speaker 3: VACA spots in America during another round of in America,
Speaker 3: plenty of twenty. I have a question. Hang on a second,
Speaker 3: and you guys know this sound. That's if you guess
Speaker 3: the number one answer. But today it's different. If you
Speaker 3: guess a particular place from this list, you'll get a
Speaker 3: special hint for your next guest, written on a piece
Speaker 3: of paper only for your eyes to see. Godjose, I
Speaker 3: can answer your question. Now, are some of these going
Speaker 3: to be cities?
Speaker 2: And some like actual?
Speaker 3: All of these are cities? A couple of things we
Speaker 3: drew out of a hat again, and the honors go
Speaker 3: to Jose. Yes, So, Jose, you have the first guest.
Speaker 2: I'm the teacher's pet.
Speaker 3: I asked the questions on sitting in front, and I
Speaker 3: go first.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna say, because of the restaurants and just the
Speaker 1: melting pot of that it is, I gotta go New
Speaker 1: York first.
Speaker 3: New York city's number one on the list, but not
Speaker 3: the Silver Saved city today I remember, so Jose, you're safe,
Speaker 3: but you don't have the Silver Save yet. We're onto Alexis. Now.
Speaker 3: Where I would killby right now is Vegas. Yeah, Las
Speaker 3: Vegas number three on.
Speaker 1: The actually, okay, to kill in vacans, so we should
Speaker 1: everybody gets one.
Speaker 3: It's Brooks turn.
Speaker 4: Okay, I'm gonna go with one of Jose's favorite spots.
Speaker 3: Honolulu, Hawaii. Brook is actually many places on the list. Okay,
Speaker 3: so that's taking away Maui number two, Hawahu number six,
Speaker 3: Hawaii the Big Island number seven, Hawaii number ten, So
Speaker 3: all of Hawaii is now off the list, said Honolu. Okay,
Speaker 3: So now it's Jeffreys turn.
Speaker 1: You know where I hear a lot of people like
Speaker 1: to go on like retreats and spa trips to like
Speaker 1: heal themselves and get away and reset is Sedona, Arizona.
Speaker 3: Sedona, Arizona's number twelve on the list of the most
Speaker 3: popular VACA spots. Everyone's done really well so far. We're
Speaker 3: gonna go back to Jose.
Speaker 1: So just like my New York answer, melting pot, lots
Speaker 1: of food if I live there, I'd love it.
Speaker 3: Los Angeles. Los Angeles did not make the vacation spot list.
Speaker 4: I'm so sorry.
Speaker 2: Do not go back to my hometown.
Speaker 3: Jeffery's been writing a lot of negative reviews about his hometown.
Speaker 3: I didn't make the top twenty. I'm sorry. Jose's out.
Speaker 3: We're back to Alexas.
Speaker 4: Time going Disney World, Orlando, Florida.
Speaker 3: Or there are super saved city. Orlando, Florida is number
Speaker 3: fourteen on the list. And you've earned a little hint
Speaker 3: that you can use towards your next guest when it
Speaker 3: passed to you right now. Okay, wow, we're back to Brooks.
Speaker 4: Okay, ah, I'm gonna go with what my favorite spots
Speaker 4: to visit, Palm Springs.
Speaker 3: Palm Springs, it did not make the top twenty.
Speaker 2: pH dare you bunch of old people?
Speaker 3: It is not You need to go trust me. Let's
Speaker 3: go over to Jeffrey.
Speaker 1: I remember my family would always take me to the
Speaker 1: furniture capital of the world, Asheville, North Carolina.
Speaker 3: Oh I heard, it's really cute.
Speaker 2: Actually it's really cute. Little city.
Speaker 1: We go and sit on well crafted barstool inside of
Speaker 1: giant furniture stores and just live in Ashville, North Carolina.
Speaker 3: Jake Ashville, North Carolina, the home of some great wooden chairs,
Speaker 3: is number seventeen. Is well known for their ash chairs. Right,
Speaker 3: it's a Lexus's turn.
Speaker 4: Oh, okay, because of my hit, I'm gonna say Fort Lauderdale.
Speaker 3: Fort Lauderdale's hint. I'm not in the top twenty. I'm sorry,
Speaker 3: Alexis Jeffrey, You're the only person that didn't get one wrong.
Speaker 3: Let me go over the rest of the top twenty
Speaker 3: vacation spots. Ones that you guys missed Number four New Orleans, Louisiana.
Speaker 3: Number five it was connected to the hint was Key Westst. Florida,
Speaker 3: Forta Keys, San Diego, California. Number eight, Savannah, Georgia. Number nine,
Speaker 3: the home of bachelorette and bachelor parties. Nashville, Tennessee.
Speaker 4: Oh. I also said that instead of Palm Springs.
Speaker 3: Our beloved Charleston, South Carolina, Chicago number fifteen, Branson, Missouri,
Speaker 3: Washington d See, and Austin, Texas was number twenty and.
Speaker 2: Didn't even make it for Disney.
Speaker 3: No, but that was plenty of twenty.
Speaker 1: All right, Well, I got the most answers right, so
Speaker 1: I get to choose who's gonna get shocked today? And
Speaker 1: I'm gonna go with someone who can't name more than
Speaker 1: three cities in Florida, Alexis, She's gonna be shocked while
Speaker 1: singing Vacation by the go.
Speaker 4: Gos okay, vacational I ever wanted, vacation had to get away.
Speaker 4: Vacation meant to be spent all alone, vacational.
Speaker 3: What the rug Rocks would be so disappointed with?
Speaker 1: That is your shock collar question of the day. We
Speaker 1: got your phone to have coming up in just a
Speaker 4: Few minutes, Freaking Jeffrey in the morning,