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Speaker 2: You y Away. In today's call, one of our listeners
Speaker 2: wanted to set up her husband because they just moved
Speaker 2: into a new neighborhood and apparently he's been very eager
Speaker 2: to fit in and get to know the other people
Speaker 2: on his block. That's why he's been an extra friendly,
Speaker 2: which normally would be a great thing, but not in
Speaker 2: this particular neighborhood with a homeowner's association run by Brook.
Speaker 2: After this call, there will be no friendly hellos and
Speaker 2: waves across the yard. You keep your head down and
Speaker 2: go right inside. It's your phone tap right now, it's another.
Speaker 3: Hello, Hey, Jim.
Speaker 4: This is Colleen from the h A. How are you?
Speaker 3: Oh? Hey good? How are you doing well?
Speaker 4: I've been better? Uh. I know we haven't met yet,
Speaker 4: but you probably saw in the newsletter that I'm still
Speaker 4: dealing with some ibs.
Speaker 3: I didn't know that.
Speaker 4: Yi.
Speaker 1: Yikes.
Speaker 4: Yikes. Since right, that's what my doctor said. Yeah, it
Speaker 4: only happens once a week, so I'll get through it,
Speaker 4: you know, all together.
Speaker 3: So how can I help you?
Speaker 4: Ah? Yeah, I'm calling actually because we received a complaint.
Speaker 3: A complaint like about me.
Speaker 4: Yeah, apparently the guy who lives kitty corner from your place,
Speaker 4: you know Grady.
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, I know him, But I don't understand what
Speaker 3: happened to me.
Speaker 4: He said, you talked to him the other day while
Speaker 4: he was mowing his lawn. Okay, according to Grady, he
Speaker 4: found it quote annoying.
Speaker 3: He found it annoying that I was talking to him. Yeah,
Speaker 3: I don't understand. It was just like having a friendly conversation.
Speaker 4: Well, it was kind of like general annoying. The conversation was,
Speaker 4: how did he put it, non stimulating? What you didn't
Speaker 4: really have anything important to say, but you just kept talking.
Speaker 3: Okay, But I didn't, like, I didn't know that that's
Speaker 3: going to be like such a big problem from just
Speaker 3: being conversational and friendly.
Speaker 4: I mean, you know, it must be shocking to hear
Speaker 4: this for the first time. So I'm just here to
Speaker 4: let you know, as your friendly h O way, that
Speaker 4: you just gotta be careful. There is a line between
Speaker 4: being friendly and being obnoxious.
Speaker 3: Wait a second, he said that I was obnoxious.
Speaker 4: No, he didn't say obnoxious. Marjorie.
Speaker 3: Did Mark so that somebody else was complaining about me?
Speaker 4: Yeah, Marjorie, she lives two houses down from you in
Speaker 4: the Blue House.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I know her.
Speaker 4: It was something to do when you two were discussing
Speaker 4: a sports rivalry. Do you remember that, and you joked,
Speaker 4: we're gonna get you next year.
Speaker 3: Yeah. But I mean it was just like I was
Speaker 3: being playful.
Speaker 4: Okay, yeah, well you're playful to her.
Speaker 3: It was a threat, John, I was joking, we're talking
Speaker 3: about sports teams.
Speaker 4: I'm not saying I hear you. I hear I'm actually
Speaker 4: on your side with that, you know. I spoke to
Speaker 4: her and calmed her down. I said, he's not gonna
Speaker 4: break into your house and attack you or your children.
Speaker 3: I mean, you shouldn't even have to say that. It's
Speaker 3: pretty obvious. I was just joking around.
Speaker 4: Well, when she finally relaxed, she did say, I guess
Speaker 4: you're right. He's just obnoxious. So that's what I have
Speaker 4: in the official report.
Speaker 3: You're telling me that there's multiple people.
Speaker 4: Well, it's not like multiple well, okay, it's about a
Speaker 4: half dozen a half dozen.
Speaker 3: A half dozen people hate me.
Speaker 4: I mean, they don't hate you, they just don't like
Speaker 4: to live near you.
Speaker 3: So you're saying that six people can't stand me.
Speaker 4: Yeah, and you know what, I'm gonna correct myself there,
Speaker 4: because it's not just people who live here and pay
Speaker 4: the hoadus. The mailman. Earl did make a comment as
Speaker 4: he walked by.
Speaker 3: Okay, wait, the mailman.
Speaker 4: He said, you know that guy in the gray house,
Speaker 4: he's a hole?
Speaker 3: Are you kidding me? Right now?
Speaker 4: It's hard for me to say to you, so you're.
Speaker 3: Telling me the mailman called me a Seriously, I don't even.
Speaker 4: Think I've met the mail man, but he didn't issue
Speaker 4: a formal report. So that's just something I heard when
Speaker 4: I was out walking my dog.
Speaker 3: Oh my god, I've just here.
Speaker 4: Is your friendly h a way trying to help the
Speaker 4: situation out let me.
Speaker 3: This blows my mind. I'm trying to be nice to people.
Speaker 4: Yeah about that, So if you could just tone it
Speaker 4: down and not talk to anyone.
Speaker 3: On your block, really, not talk to anybody on the block.
Speaker 4: Yeah, well, at least until this prank phone call airs
Speaker 4: what I said, This is a prank phone call. And
Speaker 4: this is actually Broke from the radio show Broke and
Speaker 4: Jeffrey in the Morning.
Speaker 3: We're talking. Tell you you're kidding me.
Speaker 4: Oh, your wife Shrif set you up.
Speaker 3: She sets us up.
Speaker 4: She set us up good. She gave us all the
Speaker 4: people in your neighborhood. She even knew the mailman's name, Earle.
Speaker 3: She is on it.
Speaker 4: Okay, Yeah, she actually even gave me that quote about
Speaker 4: you being a mettle. That's a real quote from your mayment.
Speaker 3: Oh my god, wake up
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