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Speaker 8: You're listening to the voice, Come on, dig me now
Speaker 8: one and on it. Steve Harvey got a radio show man, Yeah,
Speaker 8: I do.
Speaker 3: Man.
Speaker 2: God been good to me. Man, he been so good
Speaker 2: to me. Wow. And and you know why I say
Speaker 2: it like that.
Speaker 8: What makes it amazing is because it's been in spite
Speaker 8: of myself.
Speaker 2: I mean, you know what I mean by that. I
Speaker 2: mean I mean that he's been good to me.
Speaker 8: In spite of all the craziness I've done, all the
Speaker 8: foolishness I've gotten myself involved with, and not only got
Speaker 8: but knowingly got myself involved with all of the stupid
Speaker 8: decisions I've made. Put all that to the side, and
Speaker 8: he's still been good to me. Bring it all and
Speaker 8: put it on the plate and he's still being good
Speaker 8: to me.
Speaker 1: Man.
Speaker 8: That's amazing man. And I'm sure there's a lot of
Speaker 8: people that can say the exact same thing. I mean,
Speaker 8: come on, man, I got you. Ain't famous, I got
Speaker 8: ain't nobody, got no microphone in your face, I got nobody,
Speaker 8: ain't got no spotlight on you. I got nobody, ain't
Speaker 8: got no camera in your face. I got nobody. Probably
Speaker 8: ain't nobody blogging about you. But let me tell you something.
Speaker 8: If you break it down and be real about it, Oh,
Speaker 8: you done done something outside the box. You done done
Speaker 8: something ladies included. You've done something out the box. You
Speaker 8: woke up and went what did I do that for?
Speaker 3: Oh?
Speaker 2: We've all done it.
Speaker 8: So with all that said and done, God still loves you, man,
Speaker 8: God still loves you, still wants the best for you,
Speaker 8: still considers you his child, and its willing. It's willing
Speaker 8: man to show you your future. He is willing to
Speaker 8: show you your life. He is willing to let you
Speaker 8: take a peek at the blueprint.
Speaker 1: Man.
Speaker 8: That's an amazing God right there. Because I know I
Speaker 8: couldn't do it. I couldn't do it. I'm glad it's him,
Speaker 8: you know today, Man, I want to encourage brothers out there.
Speaker 8: And when I say brothers, I'm talking to everybody that's
Speaker 8: of the male species. I don't care about your color.
Speaker 8: I really really don't. I don't even have time for
Speaker 8: that in my day. Matter of fact, Sometimes when you
Speaker 8: get to discuss and race, I just get tired of it.
Speaker 2: Sometimes I just wish, you know, some days I just
Speaker 2: want to wake up, just do me.
Speaker 8: You know, I got what the skin tone is, I
Speaker 8: got that, But I just want to wake up some
Speaker 8: days and just going by my business and do me.
Speaker 8: I don't want to have to deal with it somebody.
Speaker 8: I get tired of talking about the issues. Ain't gonna
Speaker 8: make them go away, But sometimes I get tired. So
Speaker 8: to day, I'm talking to brothers, all the brothers of
Speaker 8: the male species. I'm talking about men today. Man, if
Speaker 8: you ain't doing it all, if you're feel an empty man,
Speaker 8: start today completing your process and your journey. And you
Speaker 8: know what I'm saying by that, if there's a part
Speaker 8: of you just missing as a man, and now, man,
Speaker 8: I'm talking to you. So you know, some ladies listening,
Speaker 8: but you know what I'm talking about. It's some part
Speaker 8: of you that's missing as a man if you ain't
Speaker 8: really been in touch with your kids like you're supposed
Speaker 8: to now for whatever the reason is. And please know,
Speaker 8: I do understand how sometimes women can use children as pawns.
Speaker 8: It happens all the time. I've been through it. I've
Speaker 8: been through it, man, I know what it feels like,
Speaker 8: man to wanna do something. But because you ain't got this,
Speaker 8: or you ain't doing this, then I ain't gonna let
Speaker 8: you have this. You gotta fight through, fellas, you got
Speaker 8: to fight through. You got to fulfill your end of
Speaker 8: the deal. And I got how difficult they making it.
Speaker 8: I got how man, it's gonna come with some drama,
Speaker 8: but you gotta fight through it, because man, we need
Speaker 8: fathers to be fathers. That's really what we need. If
Speaker 8: you're a man out there and you are a father
Speaker 8: of a child, we need you do your job. I'm
Speaker 8: talking about our community, our situation, us as a people,
Speaker 8: all of us. We need you to be a father period.
Speaker 8: Hey man, I ain't coming down on you. I'm just
Speaker 8: your boy. I'm your man. And I've been in the
Speaker 8: same predicament, in the same hole myself where I couldn't
Speaker 8: get to them, where they were use as pawns, where
Speaker 8: they were told things about me that wasn't even true.
Speaker 8: I've been through it. You can't see them, you don't
Speaker 8: come up. Okay, okay, I got all that. You ain't
Speaker 8: sent this. You ain't okay, Hey got all that. If
Speaker 8: you can call them sometimes, tell them you thinking about them,
Speaker 8: tell them you love them. If you can get a
Speaker 8: letter to them, if you can get a message to
Speaker 8: your children through one of your relatives, start the process today.
Speaker 2: Be a father. It's your job now.
Speaker 8: Because you ignoring him, or you acting like they ain't
Speaker 8: over there, or you toe backed them out of your
Speaker 8: mind because the situation got too difficult.
Speaker 2: I got that.
Speaker 8: I got that, But you got to step up and
Speaker 8: be fathers. You got to write a letter. You gotta
Speaker 8: send the money. If she talking about it. If you don't
Speaker 8: send all the money, you ain't gonna see Send what
Speaker 8: you got if she if taking it over there is
Speaker 8: too much drama, send it through a relative, give it
Speaker 8: to a mama, give it to a sister, ask her
Speaker 8: to take it over there and do something for the baby.
Speaker 8: Because okay, okay, you can't deal with the drama. I
Speaker 8: got that, and I know it's much to pay when
Speaker 8: you have to deal with that, because I clearly I
Speaker 8: know hell have no fury like a woman's going. Please know.
Speaker 8: I know that, Please know. And that's a real statement.
Speaker 8: That ain't no saying, Steve got That's that's the truth.
Speaker 8: But do what you gotta do. Sometimes you have to apologize.
Speaker 8: Sometimes an apology goes a long way to your children.
Speaker 8: Just say look, because I've made this apology before. Hey man,
Speaker 8: look I'm sorry. I wasn't there for you. I was
Speaker 8: out grinding and hustling and I wasn't paying attention to
Speaker 8: you and I should have been. And I apologize now.
Speaker 8: I imagine, man, there's days where you was telling people
Speaker 8: I was your father up at the school and they
Speaker 8: wasn't believing you. I apologize for sending you through that.
Speaker 8: But now, ma'am, I tell you what. I made some
Speaker 8: mistakes and I got it together. I want me and
Speaker 8: you to move forward as father and son. I want
Speaker 8: me and you to move forward as father and daughter.
Speaker 8: I want to be in your life now. I ain't
Speaker 8: got a lot, but guess what, I know a lot
Speaker 8: because if you a man and you a father, please know,
Speaker 8: you know something that child don't know. You have information.
Speaker 8: You have experience. That's all they need sometimes to have
Speaker 8: somebody to talk to. That daughter yours just needs to
Speaker 8: know from her daddy, how should a man treat me?
Speaker 2: Dad? What should I look for in a man?
Speaker 8: See, they'll take that information from you because they know
Speaker 8: it's come from the right place. And then you know
Speaker 8: that your son needs you because you know how difficult
Speaker 8: it is if you're trying to be a man without
Speaker 8: your daddy. You already know how funky that is, right there.
Speaker 8: So come on, man and meet your mistakes and move forward.
Speaker 8: Call your kids, write a letter, get a phone number
Speaker 8: on them, send a text, drop a message, send a
Speaker 8: note up to the school.
Speaker 2: Do something. Man. If those of us that.
Speaker 8: Are fathers would just be fathers, I could shut the
Speaker 8: minering camp down.
Speaker 2: Now.
Speaker 8: I will say, I apologize because I don't want you
Speaker 8: to think I'm coming down on you. But I've been
Speaker 8: through this myself. I ain't really coming down. I'm just
Speaker 8: reminding you this is our job. These are our children,
Speaker 8: this is our responsibility. We are men. There is no excuses.
Speaker 8: You don't get you don't get cut a brake on
Speaker 8: that one.
Speaker 2: Sorry, You.
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Speaker 2: Welcome to the Steve Harvey Morning Show.
Speaker 8: I have tried each in every last one of those
Speaker 8: that have that has been benefits. But I have found
Speaker 8: in my personal experience the benefit of eating meat far
Speaker 8: our ways the benefits of eating plants, even though I
Speaker 8: would not want to live my life without plants. This
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Speaker 2: Let's get it on. It starts with gratitude show.
Speaker 8: Hope you told him you was grateful this morning because
Speaker 8: it was only him.
Speaker 2: Your alarm clock didn't wake you up. It was him.
Speaker 2: Oh lim clock went off, but he shook you and
Speaker 2: woke you up.
Speaker 8: So you could answer a lot of clocks going off
Speaker 8: today and will not the button on get pushed.
Speaker 2: You wasn't one of them.
Speaker 8: You here today, Get your attitude up, Get your altitude though,
Speaker 8: get your gratitude though. Those three tools affected on another
Speaker 8: Ladies and Gentlemen, Sharlie Strawberry called for real Mississippi Monika Junior,
Speaker 8: who was out walking and I mean the legend that
Speaker 8: he is. Nephew town. Oh you here, I ain't see
Speaker 8: you ain't on the zoom. Sorry about that about you
Speaker 8: was outside walking? Junior exercises every morning before he come
Speaker 8: on the show. Say you had to wait on him
Speaker 8: sometime to get through walking and now he here.
Speaker 2: Now, well, Junior says, you here, what's on your mind?
Speaker 1: Oh?
Speaker 2: Got your hat on backwards today?
Speaker 1: You know, I ain't none of them.
Speaker 9: I'm just I'm trying to be a better husband. I'm
Speaker 9: just I'm trying to work on you know.
Speaker 2: It's gonna be to your guys, so come on.
Speaker 9: Yeah, well well you know, well, well, you know, at
Speaker 9: day two eighty five, I think I'm doing good. I
Speaker 9: don't know, but you know, everybody mad me because I
Speaker 9: had to walk her out at the house.
Speaker 1: Okay, well I got to do this.
Speaker 9: Mad Well, I'm just saying, you know, oh, you gotta
Speaker 9: walk out at the house. Yeah, when she said go
Speaker 9: to the call, come talk to me, I have to
Speaker 9: go there because I gotta to do this today.
Speaker 8: I got you that's what you're supposed to do. I'm
Speaker 8: supposed to walk.
Speaker 1: I just want to make show with this radio show.
Speaker 2: That's right.
Speaker 8: She takes precedence over everything in your life. She's your
Speaker 8: number one ride or die.
Speaker 1: But do this makes sense to do this today? Okay,
Speaker 1: I gotta do some stuff today.
Speaker 2: For Yeah, well, i'll tell you what.
Speaker 8: Well, hold on, let me just say I don't do
Speaker 8: it and then see how much may come home.
Speaker 1: Okay, you're supposed to answer that phone too.
Speaker 9: It's a lot of this morning. I'm sorry, it's a
Speaker 9: lot of pressure. I'll be here.
Speaker 2: Yeah, Well, what's on the to do list? Anything you
Speaker 2: can quickly.
Speaker 1: Tell Michaels, Michaels, Michael, Michael store, the store, the craft store.
Speaker 1: I don't know why I'm going, but she told me why.
Speaker 8: I bet you better go down there and bring all
Speaker 8: that glue and glitter back to the house.
Speaker 1: I bet I better be there.
Speaker 8: You'll go, Michael, I'll get no damn blue and no glitter.
Speaker 8: I'll tell you that right now. All right, to do this.
Speaker 1: We'll be here all morning, coming up.
Speaker 10: At thirty two minutes after the hour, we'll hear from
Speaker 10: the nephew as he runs that prank back right after this.
Speaker 11: You're listening morning show.
Speaker 12: It is time now to run that prank back with
Speaker 12: a nephew.
Speaker 1: What you got for his nep This is the cake,
Speaker 1: Lady cat Dog, if you.
Speaker 13: Would cake, this is Bob. What kind of cakes do
Speaker 13: y'all make at this place?
Speaker 14: Well, certainly make all occasion cakes, birthday cakes, anniversary cakes,
Speaker 14: wedding cakes, pretty much whatever you need. What you're looking for.
Speaker 13: Do y'all be making adult cakes?
Speaker 14: Yes, sir, for you adult cakes, you know, bachelored parties
Speaker 14: and you know wedding Well, what exactly are you looking for?
Speaker 7: Sir? No?
Speaker 13: No, No, The problem is is this right here. I
Speaker 13: ordered a cake from you all on Saturday.
Speaker 3: Uh huh.
Speaker 13: They were supposed to be delivered to my daughter's school
Speaker 13: on Tuesday, and you know she and junior high school,
Speaker 13: thirteen years old. The cake was supposed to have Handah
Speaker 13: Montana on it and it was supposed to say happy birthday.
Speaker 13: Now the cake get delivered over there today and I
Speaker 13: can't for the life we believe that this has happened.
Speaker 13: We in her classroom, all the class majors in there,
Speaker 13: some teachers in there, the principal that came down we finish,
Speaker 13: have cake and ice cream for the kids. But when
Speaker 13: they owe them up the cake, it's a man's private
Speaker 13: part on the cake.
Speaker 14: What oh no, sir, No, suh no, suh no something. No,
Speaker 14: we have never made ams like that.
Speaker 13: Y'all made that mistake that I've been calling this place
Speaker 13: all damn day. Y'all done made this damn mistake, and
Speaker 13: somebody gonna pay for this. I got, I got thirteen
Speaker 13: year old kid.
Speaker 14: No, you're gonna have to lower it down now, okay,
Speaker 14: because we can't get nothing settled if you yelling and
Speaker 14: I can't hear you.
Speaker 13: Okay, I need a lord that you should have lord
Speaker 13: that private part off that cake. That's what sir? Sir?
Speaker 14: What is your name?
Speaker 13: My name is Trevor.
Speaker 14: And now where was the cake supposed to be going?
Speaker 13: Middle school?
Speaker 14: Middle school? Now? Where was it delivered to?
Speaker 13: I just don't see them stairs there right there? You
Speaker 13: can't remember. That's how y'all made the damn mistake. Sir.
Speaker 14: Please just answer the question so we can get this settled. Sir.
Speaker 13: No, what is the owner there?
Speaker 14: Excuse me? I am the owner. My name is Barbaras.
Speaker 14: Now if you give me the information, I'll try to
Speaker 14: make this thing right because it couldn't have been my company?
Speaker 14: Are you absolutely sure, sir?
Speaker 13: I'm positive y'all is the ones that delivered the damn cake. Listen,
Speaker 13: I got all these thirteen year old kids in. They're
Speaker 13: traumatized and.
Speaker 14: Just okay, look sir, but I need to calm down
Speaker 14: just for a minute. Let me ask you this.
Speaker 13: Wait, you want me to calm down? You should have
Speaker 13: took that private.
Speaker 14: Part down off then I can understand. But I don't
Speaker 14: think it was my company, okay, because we've never made
Speaker 14: a mistake like that.
Speaker 3: Now.
Speaker 14: We're very careful with that kind of stuff in a
Speaker 14: certain hold on one that come there? Do you know
Speaker 14: anything about a cake delivery at Hanah Montana? Cake going
Speaker 14: to middle school today? Uh?
Speaker 3: Y'all?
Speaker 14: Did y'all make any deliveries? Okay, thanks, sir. I just
Speaker 14: talked to my driver and he's been with me about
Speaker 14: eight years, sir, and we never had a problem like this.
Speaker 14: He's never delivered a cake over there, sir. Are you
Speaker 14: sure it was my.
Speaker 13: Con damn show this place, lady. It's this for your
Speaker 13: drive alone.
Speaker 14: You know, you know mistakes can be made, but I can.
Speaker 13: Make mistakes like that. You got a man's private part
Speaker 13: in front of a bunch of thirteen year old kids
Speaker 13: out of tune.
Speaker 14: I can understand I would be upset too. I have
Speaker 14: children too, so I can understand what you're trying to say.
Speaker 3: Said.
Speaker 14: What I'm trying to tell you is this is not
Speaker 14: my company you're talking about. We wouldn't have done anything
Speaker 14: like that. I've been in business for thirteen years.
Speaker 13: What is your name?
Speaker 14: My name is Barbara.
Speaker 13: Okay, so you're the one behind all of this on
Speaker 13: this damn cake supposed to behind on Montana and wind
Speaker 13: up being a man's private party on the cake.
Speaker 14: So come on, I'm just to stop and think about it.
Speaker 14: My school and a duck cake to a school. Now,
Speaker 14: I understand you upset to say what.
Speaker 13: Has happened at my daughter's school?
Speaker 14: And I apologize for it, sir, But I don't believe
Speaker 14: that you ordered the cake from my company. Okay. As
Speaker 14: a matter of fact, we make cakes on Friday, sir.
Speaker 14: Wasn't no cake delivered today?
Speaker 3: Sir?
Speaker 14: Is a Tuesday?
Speaker 13: And what the hell I mean it's a Ain't nobody
Speaker 13: eating cake on Toesday?
Speaker 14: Sir? I have told you that that couldn't have happened
Speaker 14: here at my company.
Speaker 13: Okay, I don't know.
Speaker 14: Okay, now, I'll be happy to make a cake for you, sir,
Speaker 14: and to send it to your daughter. But sir, it
Speaker 14: wasn't my company.
Speaker 7: I don't want no more damn case.
Speaker 13: Let me tell you something. Let me tell you what
Speaker 13: I'm finished to do.
Speaker 7: Lady.
Speaker 13: I'm finna call my lawyer. I'm finna get with the police,
Speaker 13: and I'm coming over there to shut that down. You
Speaker 13: won't sell a copcake when I get through with you, all, sir?
Speaker 13: You know what?
Speaker 14: Then you don't go to fun. Let me tell you something.
Speaker 14: This is my business that I haven't worked for thirteen
Speaker 14: years to bill. You ain't finna come.
Speaker 13: Up here doing I'm finna shut that.
Speaker 14: Damn you come off Your mammy won't even know who
Speaker 14: you are. You need to get off my phone with this.
Speaker 14: That's something, isn't it in the first place? Sir? I
Speaker 14: dare you call me with that? And what the is
Speaker 14: your name?
Speaker 13: I already told you my name is treuvor what.
Speaker 14: Never bring your it's up here and I got something
Speaker 14: for you. Bring your and the police. Do you think
Speaker 14: I'm gonna let some go bla You come jeopardize my business.
Speaker 14: I've been a business too low. I know what I'm
Speaker 14: doing now. I don't know who you call, but it
Speaker 14: will show not my company. Do you understand me?
Speaker 13: I understand everything you saying, and I understand when I
Speaker 13: get over there, I'm gonna shut it down. Me and
Speaker 13: the police.
Speaker 14: Won't come out here and get your step down. And
Speaker 14: you're gonna have a daughter. I'm crying over her now
Speaker 14: that I'm telling you whatn't my company? Now, get off
Speaker 14: my clone, you me.
Speaker 13: I got one more thing I need to say that
Speaker 13: a lady it's.
Speaker 14: Saying to tell me talking about shutting down my company.
Speaker 13: Yes, I got one more thing.
Speaker 14: If you listening to me, I ain't listening what you
Speaker 14: got to say to me.
Speaker 13: This is nephew Tommy from the Steve Harvey Morning Show.
Speaker 13: You just got pranked by your girlfriends. Oh my god.
Speaker 14: Oh oh yes, I gotta get off this phone. Oh
Speaker 14: my god, I'm a killer. I'm anna killer. Hello, Oh
Speaker 14: my god, oh my god, please kill me. I'm not
Speaker 14: on the radio.
Speaker 13: Gee, you ain't on the I don't know, but you're
Speaker 13: gonna be on there in the morning.
Speaker 14: Oh lord, No, no, my preaching. Everybody else gonna be
Speaker 14: on it. Oh my god, I'm gonna kill it. I'm
Speaker 14: gonna kill it. I'm gonna get me a cake and
Speaker 14: go hard. Job up. Oh lord, I'm gonna get somebody
Speaker 14: stop playing like that. You know, she's gonna have to
Speaker 14: look out every day. She ain't gonna never where it's
Speaker 14: coming from. I'm gonna be like the thief in the.
Speaker 13: Night on her. I gotta ask you one more thing.
Speaker 13: What is the baddest radio show in the last Thieve?
Speaker 13: Heart and Morning Show?
Speaker 1: Okay with your case, lady self, tell them come on,
Speaker 1: Dirty Red, Tell him.
Speaker 10: All right, Dirty Red thinking if you're coming up next Cities,
Speaker 10: ask the clo or chief Love officers, you're listening.
Speaker 12: Hardy Morning Show coming up at the top of the hour.
Speaker 10: And entertainment news Tina Knowles squash the fake beef between
Speaker 10: Janet and Beyonce by admitting she just made a mistake
Speaker 10: on Instagram. Okay, And our favorite sports analyst Stephen A.
Speaker 10: Smith said he'd eat Trump alive in a debate. Finally,
Speaker 10: the Richard Pryor biopic is in the works and we'll
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Speaker 10: of that is coming up at the top of the hour.
Speaker 10: But right now it is time to ask the clo.
Speaker 10: This one's from Rose and Manchester. Rose writes, my husband
Speaker 10: has a pot belly and he has the nerve to
Speaker 10: talk about mine. He said I need to hit the gym,
Speaker 10: and I said he needs a tummy tuck. He said
Speaker 10: I was mean for saying that. Why is it a
Speaker 10: double standard with weight?
Speaker 1: Men can be fat, but we can't. Well, hold on,
Speaker 1: hold on, hold on?
Speaker 8: Your husband got a pot belly? Why y'all wrote this
Speaker 8: is show about that book? Okay, well guess guess I'm
Speaker 8: supposed to know what that's about.
Speaker 7: So I.
Speaker 8: Be damn asked thieve about the pot belly. He already know,
Speaker 8: right hill, Yeah, let's see what Steve say about his Well,
Speaker 8: here's the deal.
Speaker 2: Here's the deal.
Speaker 8: Men do use double stating now, but he has a
Speaker 8: pot belly, and he complains about your pot belly. Your
Speaker 8: pot belly can be explained. You can always use your
Speaker 8: traditional baby wait yes, baby wait, yeah, I know wonder
Speaker 8: who are using that?
Speaker 2: They baby party?
Speaker 8: Now I know a woman who's been saying this baby
Speaker 8: waits and the baby party.
Speaker 2: So I've seen that.
Speaker 8: Now I can't say nothing because I ain't never had
Speaker 8: one now here is what the scary part for him
Speaker 8: is he got a pot belly.
Speaker 2: He looked like he and his first.
Speaker 8: Trimester and there will be no baby, right, So you
Speaker 8: know you gotta you gotta understand that part too.
Speaker 2: I don't really know why men do that today.
Speaker 10: Women, Ye know that's not nice insecurity.
Speaker 1: Well you know, yeah, jealousy.
Speaker 2: Well this I heard.
Speaker 8: I heard a great argument between the hairdresser and her
Speaker 8: husband one time. She was over here with Marjorie's hair,
Speaker 8: and I heard that she had cut her hair off
Speaker 8: short like Shirley. Shirley had cut cut a Shirley collar
Speaker 8: hair and you know, they was over there talking about
Speaker 8: how nice it was.
Speaker 1: She said.
Speaker 8: Her husband, who was overweight, he told her he didn't
Speaker 8: like her new hairstyles short. He liked long hair. She
Speaker 8: looked at him and said, well, I like muscles. So
Speaker 8: we were each other. Yeah, you know, so you know,
Speaker 8: I understand what you like and all of that there,
Speaker 8: and that's just find it there.
Speaker 2: But I like muscles, so you might want to use
Speaker 2: that one on you.
Speaker 12: He's gonna just get mad at him.
Speaker 2: Well he be mean, yeah, Well he still got stumble
Speaker 2: all right.
Speaker 10: Moving on, to Alexandra in Greensboro. Alexander writes, my husband
Speaker 10: cheated on me when we first got married and we
Speaker 10: worked things out. His side piece is still on social
Speaker 10: media making videos and calling me names. Four years later,
Speaker 10: my husband advised me to ignore her.
Speaker 1: Why won't she go away?
Speaker 8: Well, now, once again, I guess y'all coming to me,
Speaker 8: because who would know more about social.
Speaker 2: Media than me?
Speaker 1: Well?
Speaker 8: Here I am again. Yeah, I'm a professional at this
Speaker 8: one right here. I'm professionally at both of pot bellies
Speaker 8: and of social media.
Speaker 2: So I would say, your husband is right. Ignore her.
Speaker 8: People on social media only have power over you if
Speaker 8: you give it to her. She could talk about you
Speaker 8: for four years. You still got to your man. Y'all
Speaker 8: still married?
Speaker 1: She just mad?
Speaker 8: Hell, have no fury like a woman's scoring. That's a
Speaker 8: true statement. I used to I thought it was a scripture.
Speaker 8: I just found out about five six years ago that
Speaker 8: that wasn't a scripture. I thought it was difficult, Okay,
Speaker 8: it's it's true as hell, though.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it is true.
Speaker 8: Facts you know, like two plus two ain't in the Bible.
Speaker 8: But if it was, Dad would make sense with it.
Speaker 1: Because it is this morning.
Speaker 7: It is.
Speaker 8: All right, because I'm had no sleep. I've been up
Speaker 8: since yesterday.
Speaker 15: Oh that's what it is, okayposed to be tomorrow, but
Speaker 15: I'm doing blood work today and I'm hungry as hell
Speaker 15: because I've been fasted since last night.
Speaker 10: All right, here we since well, all right, this one's
Speaker 10: from Marquees and Tuskegee.
Speaker 12: Marquez says, my wife Fies gently.
Speaker 10: Used designer items on a on a resale website. For Christmas,
Speaker 10: she bought a pair of Christian Lubitan sneakers for me.
Speaker 10: They are in great condition, but I don't want used shoes.
Speaker 10: Can I sell them and give her the money back?
Speaker 2: I don't understand. Can you sell them and give her
Speaker 2: the money back? Yeah? Well, whose shift is?
Speaker 1: It's his gifts. She gave it to him, but he
Speaker 1: doesn't want to care for you, so you don't have
Speaker 1: to get the money back. It is what you're saying,
Speaker 1: because it's just it was a gift.
Speaker 16: Yeah you keep Oh well, I don't know.
Speaker 1: Them.
Speaker 2: I'm with her. I don't wear use I don't I'm.
Speaker 8: Not doing it with him. Yeah, yeah, I'm not. You
Speaker 8: slightly used shoes? Give mean somebody had they toes down
Speaker 8: in your shoes?
Speaker 17: I did it I did it in December. You got
Speaker 17: in December. I had to wear tux for my daughter's
Speaker 17: deputante ball and it and it had to come from
Speaker 17: Men's warehouse and those all you know, the shoes, the oh,
Speaker 17: if you'd have seen me by I had it, I didn't.
Speaker 2: Everybody want to really, Yeah, I'm not fitting on.
Speaker 1: It looks nice. I was there, Tommy, you look good.
Speaker 17: That's how I looked. But how did I feel though?
Speaker 17: How did I feel?
Speaker 1: You were going that night? I kept talking about the tuxedough.
Speaker 2: Somebody had where yours was.
Speaker 1: Just exactly do that anymore?
Speaker 8: Yeah, when you were zipped your past, somebody else had already.
Speaker 2: You're not trying to be fair.
Speaker 1: Too far? I said, far?
Speaker 2: All right?
Speaker 1: Last one move on?
Speaker 13: Uh.
Speaker 1: This was from DESI and the d m V.
Speaker 10: Des says, my husband loves reality shows, loves reality shows,
Speaker 10: and I don't. He often tells me that he likes
Speaker 10: someone's hair or an outfit a lady had on. I've
Speaker 10: told him to keep it to himself. I don't want
Speaker 10: to hear it. He'd be hurt if I tell him
Speaker 10: how I feel about Lebron.
Speaker 1: Should I do it?
Speaker 8: Don't do that, lady, because you got a chance of
Speaker 8: looking like one of them house black. He ain't got
Speaker 8: a shot in hell. No, don't do that. Put that
Speaker 8: ture in that bro like that, donder that under that.
Speaker 8: He ain't got nowhere he can go make ninety two
Speaker 8: thousand the game. None of that gone gone with all that.
Speaker 8: Don't do that to the man.
Speaker 1: Don't do him like that.
Speaker 12: She'll crush him.
Speaker 10: Well, she's She told him she didn't want to hear it,
Speaker 10: and he kept He keeps telling her, so hopefully she
Speaker 10: won't do it.
Speaker 2: Hopefully, No, don't do that to him.
Speaker 10: All right, coming up, we'll have some entertainment news for
Speaker 10: a you right after this.
Speaker 12: You're listening morning show.
Speaker 3: All right.
Speaker 10: So, Janet Jackson's fans created a short lived beef between
Speaker 10: Beyonce and Janet Jackson. It was all because Beyonce's mom,
Speaker 10: Tina Knowles, liked an Instagram post that batched Janet, saying
Speaker 10: her concert tickets were more expensive than Beyonce. After Tina's
Speaker 10: realized what she had done, she posted a video to
Speaker 10: explain herself. Tina let everyone know that there is no beef.
Speaker 10: She simply made a mistake and.
Speaker 1: Liked the post.
Speaker 12: By accident.
Speaker 1: We've all done that. Take a listen.
Speaker 18: Being on the other side of that, I know better
Speaker 18: than anyone what a great production cost. And I would
Speaker 18: never criticize another artist, let alone Janet Jackson.
Speaker 1: Who is the queen of productions.
Speaker 18: What I am guilty of is going through when I'm
Speaker 18: in a big hurry and I don't have time to
Speaker 18: really read and liking things because I trust that these
Speaker 18: are people that I follow.
Speaker 1: That was a big mistake.
Speaker 3: Never do that again. All right?
Speaker 11: To scroll?
Speaker 8: You know how you be scrolling and I don't slowly?
Speaker 8: You tap it again? I put hard on stuff.
Speaker 10: Yeah, yeah, it's crazy, all right? Moving on, Steve to
Speaker 10: our buddy stephen A. Smith, the great debater when it
Speaker 10: comes to sports. Right, we can all agree on that,
Speaker 10: But the question is can he handle Donald Trump?
Speaker 1: In a heated debate.
Speaker 10: In a recent interview with Howard Stern, stephen A said, quote,
Speaker 10: I'd eat him alive. I'd eat Trump alive. I wouldn't
Speaker 10: run for the presidency, but I'd debate Trump any day
Speaker 10: of the week, named the time and the place I'd
Speaker 10: show up.
Speaker 1: Unquote.
Speaker 10: Stephen A said he has no desire to run for office,
Speaker 10: but he's fully confident in his ability to outclass Donald Trump.
Speaker 10: He also revealed that he's not aligned with the Democratic
Speaker 10: Party or the Republican Party. He's a registered independent and
Speaker 10: he is unimpressed by Trump and President Biden.
Speaker 12: Right now.
Speaker 1: Mum, hm, that's Stephen A.
Speaker 2: Smith.
Speaker 17: I can see Stephen A debating though. I can see
Speaker 17: him doing that.
Speaker 1: I can see it.
Speaker 17: Oh you're quite frankly, yeah, I can see that.
Speaker 12: Here's some moving on to this. No comment on no
Speaker 12: comment on that, Steve, you know.
Speaker 2: I mean, I mean, but you can beat him debate.
Speaker 17: And okay, four words, very what are they going to
Speaker 17: debate about?
Speaker 1: Though? Politics? I mean, that's the only thing you can't.
Speaker 8: You can't debate against Donald Trump with politics because he.
Speaker 2: Don't he don't talk well.
Speaker 8: Insults and he don't know no, no, no, no nothing.
Speaker 8: He goes on file, he's gonna end up talking about
Speaker 8: he gonna end up saying something personal about Steven.
Speaker 1: That's what I said.
Speaker 8: Insults and then and then it's then to hold debate
Speaker 8: on go black, all right.
Speaker 1: Some great news.
Speaker 10: Director Kenya Burris opened up about the Richard Pryor biopic
Speaker 10: that's currently in development. Bearris described it as a ten
Speaker 10: part biographical series that spans the life of Richard Pryor
Speaker 10: from the cradle to the grave. Bears added that the
Speaker 10: television series is in early stages of production, so decisions
Speaker 10: about casting have not been fiolized finalized. We remember a
Speaker 10: while back Mike Epps said he wanted the part, So
Speaker 10: we will see if he gets the role or not,
Speaker 10: and see if I gotta ask you.
Speaker 17: Would be good for it. Tommy, I don't know. I've
Speaker 17: never Pride did himself. When he didn't when he played himself,
Speaker 17: that just that did it for me.
Speaker 1: When he did Joe Jo Jojo dances that once once an.
Speaker 17: Artist does himself, I don't really seem that nobody else
Speaker 17: can do. You're gonna top the person that did himself.
Speaker 17: I mean, it's just it's impossible.
Speaker 1: You should do old, the older Richard Prior, Steve.
Speaker 8: You look like which one you're talking about? The dead one?
Speaker 8: How because we have to be here what I'm Richard
Speaker 8: Pride Heaven. I'm sorry, Richard Pride meets Jesus is Gold.
Speaker 2: I'm just realis you know.
Speaker 8: I've been really kind of looking at this h just
Speaker 8: this morning because I feel like I gotta I'm gonna
Speaker 8: share something with y'all.
Speaker 1: Yeah, okay, so you can't talk on your own show,
Speaker 1: Is that what you're saying?
Speaker 2: Hell no, i've been I ain't been able to do that.
Speaker 12: You haven't been able to say exactly what's.
Speaker 1: On your mind, what you really want to this show? Yes,
Speaker 1: that's what you need.
Speaker 3: Show.
Speaker 2: We still alone, ain't we?
Speaker 3: Right?
Speaker 8: Okay, wait a minute, you wait a minute, Hold up,
Speaker 8: wait a minute. Y'all think that I've been sitting over
Speaker 8: here being able to say exactly what I wanted to say?
Speaker 16: Well, no, we know you everything, not on every topic,
Speaker 16: but this the Richer Prior movie.
Speaker 10: You've edited yourself. You've censored yourself. We've censored you because we.
Speaker 2: Know y'all have censored me.
Speaker 1: Way bold anapsis, Oh yeah, we know. I thought and
Speaker 1: will never stop, will never stop.
Speaker 2: The Richer Pride movie. I think should go to Mike EPs.
Speaker 1: Yeah good, I think that's a great call too.
Speaker 17: Gonna take some work now you're playing a legend man.
Speaker 17: Let's go take some.
Speaker 16: Work and they can age him and all that to
Speaker 16: my kIPS.
Speaker 12: Yeah yeah, no one else comes to mind.
Speaker 8: Yeah, not that we'ld know how to do comedy.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, okay.
Speaker 8: Okay, I'm not sure that a comedic actor could could
Speaker 8: do a comedian I don't know. There are some cats
Speaker 8: out there as dynamite actors that could do it. I
Speaker 8: just don't know who they are, and I could look
Speaker 8: at them and think it's Richard Bryan.
Speaker 10: Okay, all right, all right, coming up at twenty minutes
Speaker 10: after the hour, the writer's strike is over, so it's
Speaker 10: time for you to get.
Speaker 12: Back to filming, Steve. We'll talk about it right after this.
Speaker 11: You're listening Hard Morning Show.
Speaker 10: Okay, So Steve, you're back to filming Family Feud on Monday,
Speaker 10: and there's got to be a lot that goes into
Speaker 10: get and prepared for the camera.
Speaker 1: We know you've lost weight.
Speaker 12: You're looking good now, really good.
Speaker 10: Now you know your stomach fla got what sixteen percent
Speaker 10: body fat or something you told us lately.
Speaker 2: All the body fat you got, man, sixteen point seven?
Speaker 1: Ohay see there see.
Speaker 8: There any more questions? Got that body fact you've got?
Speaker 1: Now see that head right, little undertone had a little
Speaker 1: hated it ain't like that tone, no, it did you know?
Speaker 8: You know, you know, because you weren't even looking at
Speaker 8: the screen when you say he looked at I'm a
Speaker 8: battery fract you've gotten.
Speaker 10: Now because you haven't told us, you haven't updated it something.
Speaker 8: I well, I ain't been really doing nothing over the
Speaker 8: past few weeks. I've been I just started back to
Speaker 8: working out yesterday. It's my third day back. This jet
Speaker 8: lag is real. I've been up since two thirty, just.
Speaker 2: Nothing.
Speaker 8: I went out there and cleaned out my little golf
Speaker 8: clause that I got, you know, straighten out some golf
Speaker 8: clothes because I had to give in some stuff.
Speaker 12: I've never heard you say that in my life.
Speaker 16: No, you were up, you cleaned out your closet clean.
Speaker 1: In the morning.
Speaker 8: Yeah, you know, wasn't nobody here. I couldn't point them
Speaker 8: up by closet. Is you no better work?
Speaker 1: He was doing the more, saying my ass off.
Speaker 8: And so then you know, and then I had to
Speaker 8: give my blood this morning, so I had to fast.
Speaker 8: I couldn't have no coffee, I couldn't have no fruit.
Speaker 8: And you know, I've been up since. But I fell
Speaker 8: asleep like at five thirty.
Speaker 1: Oh wow.
Speaker 2: Then I got up again at eight.
Speaker 8: Then I fell asleep at eleven, and then I was
Speaker 8: up at one thirty and I went laid back down.
Speaker 3: Really.
Speaker 8: Yeah, Now I've been up since two thirty, so just
Speaker 8: walking around you can't have no coffee and came out
Speaker 8: and then eat and I got a lot of refrigerators
Speaker 8: every time I walked past up.
Speaker 2: I'm hume.
Speaker 10: Okay, So back to your family feud. So you're filming,
Speaker 10: like we said, you start, you'll start on Monday.
Speaker 1: So what are you gonna wear? What can we expect
Speaker 1: this season? Because you know how.
Speaker 8: Been over here we talking about we got a couple
Speaker 8: of different things we're gonna do this week. Your fashion
Speaker 8: wise because you know people that stole my stole seven
Speaker 8: looks we do so you know, since it's stilling has
Speaker 8: been a big subject.
Speaker 1: Yeah, did you steal? You want?
Speaker 10: But you're always gonna be blue cheese, Steve, You'll always
Speaker 10: be blue ches.
Speaker 8: It ain't ain't no doubt about that. I don't care
Speaker 8: what nobody says. And I got do I do want
Speaker 8: to go ahead, Tom, I'm asking about fashion. Is the
Speaker 8: built in belt? Is that back?
Speaker 7: Now?
Speaker 17: Where the belt comes with the pants, it's the same
Speaker 17: as the.
Speaker 8: Well yeah, when you shop at children's stores, yes, the
Speaker 8: belt always comes with the pants. But at adult stores
Speaker 8: they haven't done that yet.
Speaker 2: I haven't.
Speaker 17: No, I've been seeing the belt. Oh that answer serious question?
Speaker 17: And he did a joke.
Speaker 1: Okay, cool, okay.
Speaker 2: Okay, hold up.
Speaker 8: Then i'll see where we're at, hold shopping where the
Speaker 8: belt come with the pants.
Speaker 1: Right up to Then.
Speaker 11: You're listening morning show.
Speaker 1: Ladies and gentlemen.
Speaker 12: He's here on this Friday.
Speaker 1: We're going on everybody, Shirley, what happened with you show?
Speaker 3: The little college?
Speaker 17: It was?
Speaker 1: It was a Junco my hero boy.
Speaker 8: Man time of town, going over with your baby. I'm
Speaker 8: good man, you know, I know Steve, you your fooling around.
Speaker 8: But I've seen the new pads out. They got a
Speaker 8: build on them. I see you see them, I said,
Speaker 8: the only way I raising I'll.
Speaker 2: See my dad.
Speaker 1: I don't know that.
Speaker 8: You ain't trying to do that now, trying to make it.
Speaker 8: But they got a bill combing pair of pant to high. Hello,
Speaker 8: who do take it?
Speaker 1: Take that sign up?
Speaker 3: People?
Speaker 2: I don't fool with them. You know, my sisters make
Speaker 2: all my clue. I ain't even gonna right, lucky you,
Speaker 2: but you got any more to call it?
Speaker 7: Come on?
Speaker 2: Oh you ready?
Speaker 16: All right, Roscoe, this is what we're gonna do this morning.
Speaker 16: It is all about Detroit.
Speaker 2: This Detroit.
Speaker 8: The damn line many Detroit lineing man right, get shuper Bowl?
Speaker 8: What I ain't going to the super Bowl. I'm going
Speaker 8: to Detroit. I don't watch the game in Detroit. Baby
Speaker 8: ain't gonna be way going to the super Bowl.
Speaker 2: Detroit.
Speaker 16: Okay, so we're doing all artists from Detroit and plus motown.
Speaker 13: Here we go.
Speaker 2: Let's go a sb CT.
Speaker 1: Come find out what me to me?
Speaker 2: Oh, he has me the c T. Come on to
Speaker 2: call me?
Speaker 3: How come on?
Speaker 1: Lyrics kill me?
Speaker 2: That's greater, that's great performer ever come out of Detroit.
Speaker 1: Hair down.
Speaker 2: You even't got one about it?
Speaker 7: Lyrics?
Speaker 2: Greater?
Speaker 8: Hold? I know, I know, but will you ain't questioned
Speaker 8: me by no lyrics? I just asked what I was
Speaker 8: really asking Carlor was one of those the lyrics? No, no, no,
Speaker 8: you ain't got to air call it my sai.
Speaker 1: Okay, well Rosco, are those the lyrics? What do you?
Speaker 2: What do E S P E C T fail to
Speaker 2: you ristect? Okay?
Speaker 8: And then what I said, so what did the question
Speaker 8: for the next I wrap them up in the boat
Speaker 8: right quick. You don't come from me.
Speaker 1: Okay, let's call for me.
Speaker 8: You need a gun dog tas siring police squad.
Speaker 2: You need everybody, don't on form me by.
Speaker 1: Yourself, just as by Stevie wonder as around.
Speaker 2: The Sun there, No, she's evolving.
Speaker 8: Uhhh, the seasons know exactly when they change. Everything like
Speaker 8: as as was one of the greatest love songs ever.
Speaker 2: Written of all time.
Speaker 10: A se No.
Speaker 8: See when I wrote it it had two s Steve
Speaker 8: changed it to one earth w I wrote the song
Speaker 8: it has had two ESSs on it. Listen to the
Speaker 8: word as around the sun. The Earth knows she revolved. Yeah,
Speaker 8: you see that shape right there.
Speaker 1: Yes, we know the shape of the Earth, the planet.
Speaker 2: No, no, what is shape like it as caesars know
Speaker 2: exactly when you change.
Speaker 1: Come on.
Speaker 2: All your joy and paint.
Speaker 1: Go ahead, go ahead, commodorees, this motown. Give me some zoom.
Speaker 8: Maybe just a foodless dreamer, But I don't care, because
Speaker 8: I know my hapenness is waiting for me.
Speaker 1: From where I'm searching for that sever lining from.
Speaker 2: Rises that I never see.
Speaker 1: What like to take just the moment, dream my dreams, by.
Speaker 11: Dream my dream.
Speaker 3: Look at you.
Speaker 1: Rosco? Whoazu? All right?
Speaker 10: Prank call come up, you're listening hard Morning show coming
Speaker 10: up at about four minutes after the hour. It's my
Speaker 10: strawberry letter for today and the subject is, am I
Speaker 10: dating Cinderella?
Speaker 1: It's not what you think now, what you think at all?
Speaker 7: That?
Speaker 1: Uh huh.
Speaker 10: We'll get into that in just a few because right
Speaker 10: now the nephew is here with today's prank phone call.
Speaker 1: Nephew, what you got?
Speaker 17: We're gonna go to uh deep in the archives. Paper clips?
Speaker 17: Paper clips sound pretty simple?
Speaker 1: Yes, it does.
Speaker 17: Watch me work though, Watch me work now, cat dog,
Speaker 17: give you would paper clips.
Speaker 7: I'm trying to reach for veronic cook she I have
Speaker 7: ironic you're doing. My name is Phil I'm from CORP.
Speaker 7: How you doing?
Speaker 1: Im good?
Speaker 7: Thank you?
Speaker 19: How can I help you today?
Speaker 7: You were with the company here see you just left
Speaker 7: about what six months ago?
Speaker 15: That's correct?
Speaker 7: Okay? And you left with a severance? Am I right?
Speaker 14: That's right?
Speaker 19: I'm sorry.
Speaker 7: Who must be going with Philip? My name is Philip, Philip.
Speaker 7: I'm actually calling on some security questions and wanted to
Speaker 7: reach out to you. Now you you own your own
Speaker 7: travel agency, now that's correct, okay. Now you actually left
Speaker 7: with a severance when you when you left the company,
Speaker 7: is that right?
Speaker 14: That's right?
Speaker 7: Okay? And how long were you actually with I was
Speaker 7: here for eight years.
Speaker 19: I'm sorry who I'm thinking to again.
Speaker 7: My name is Philip. I'm with security and what can
Speaker 7: I do for you?
Speaker 2: Philip?
Speaker 12: Uh?
Speaker 7: Well, we got we have you. You started this business?
Speaker 17: Now?
Speaker 7: Did you started before you left?
Speaker 1: Philip?
Speaker 19: I started the stigma after I left there.
Speaker 7: You started it after you left there, that's correct, one month,
Speaker 7: one month after you left there. Okay, So the reason
Speaker 7: why I'm giving you a call, and I've been you know,
Speaker 7: we've gone through some security tapes and things of that nature.
Speaker 7: We're missing so many rims of paper, We're missing thousands
Speaker 7: of paper clips, We're missing so many office supplies, and
Speaker 7: it's been brought to the securities attention that it's targeting
Speaker 7: that you are the person that has taken all of
Speaker 7: this this office. I'm sorry.
Speaker 14: Let me get this right, soil.
Speaker 19: You are calling my place of business, answer me if
Speaker 19: I have used paper clips and paper I have customers
Speaker 19: in my establishment right now. I can't talk to you about.
Speaker 7: This, okay, ma'am listen. I know that I'm sorry for
Speaker 7: calling your place to business, but I want to say
Speaker 7: that we're at the of the point of actually picking
Speaker 7: you up behind items that have been taken from the company,
Speaker 7: so I wanted to call and see if we could
Speaker 7: get it taken care of over the phone. Now you
Speaker 7: got to go. Then I'm going to have to actually
Speaker 7: come out to your business, and that's something that I'm
Speaker 7: trying not to do.
Speaker 19: You know what, Hold on a second, you hold up
Speaker 19: on Who is this on my phone talking about the
Speaker 19: damn paper clips. I have been going from there for
Speaker 19: six months and you calling me now by some.
Speaker 7: Paper and some what paper clips? Man? We're missing at
Speaker 7: least five thousand paper clips.
Speaker 19: I'm gonna tell you what you can do this. I
Speaker 19: have been out of that company for six months. I
Speaker 19: worked for y'all for eight years, and you all let
Speaker 19: me go. I didn't take anything from you.
Speaker 7: Okay. Have you ever used any paper or any paper
Speaker 7: clips outside of have you done that? Of course I
Speaker 7: use paper every day. I'll run a business, okay, but
Speaker 7: you're using our paper for your own personal business. You're
Speaker 7: travel agent or whatever it is that you have, You're
Speaker 7: using office supplies. That right there is against the laws.
Speaker 19: Oh no, I will go and buy you some damn
Speaker 19: paper clips.
Speaker 7: Okay, Well we don't want paper clips, man. Now we've
Speaker 7: given you a severnth play and from my understanding, it's
Speaker 7: been a substantial amount. And right now it's going to
Speaker 7: be filing charges and taking you to court over these
Speaker 7: paper clips and paper.
Speaker 19: I'm gonna tell you what you can do the five
Speaker 19: thousand paper clips, I'm a paper clip them together and
Speaker 19: hang you off for by. I ain't steal no damn
Speaker 19: paper clips. You're gonna call me six months later talking
Speaker 19: about some paper and paper clips.
Speaker 7: Good, ma'am. I don't want to go back up the
Speaker 7: book fill up. I'm sorry, this is some fill up.
Speaker 7: So are you wanting to return all the merchandise because.
Speaker 19: It looks like I needn't take no merchandise. I don't
Speaker 19: have to steal nothing from y'all. I worked for you
Speaker 19: for eight years.
Speaker 7: Talking about I told something for eight years. You stole paper,
Speaker 7: paper clips, you stole off the supplies, scissors, masking tape.
Speaker 7: You have taken markers, pens.
Speaker 19: We got it down to know what video taps you got, Philip,
Speaker 19: I ain't steal nothing from y'all. I was employee of
Speaker 19: the year. You all gave me a seven package out there.
Speaker 19: You called me six months later. You can take ten
Speaker 19: paper clips and shove them up your behind.
Speaker 7: Excuse me?
Speaker 19: Are we done here?
Speaker 7: No, we're not done here.
Speaker 19: So take your video tape and your paper clips and
Speaker 19: your scissors, and you.
Speaker 14: Know what to do with them.
Speaker 7: No, no, I don't, ma'am. Now listen, what we're gonna
Speaker 7: have to do is you're gonna get served right there
Speaker 7: at your travel agency. Where are you locating? Jessee?
Speaker 3: So you know what.
Speaker 19: I'm gonna give you my address because you come over here.
Speaker 19: I got some scissors for your fillup.
Speaker 14: I don't have time for this.
Speaker 19: You want my address, you can come on over here.
Speaker 14: Look it up Google.
Speaker 7: We want our paper clips back, ote.
Speaker 19: Me come get them then, matter of fact, give me
Speaker 19: your address. Fill if I bring them to you, steal
Speaker 19: thow damned paper clips. I'm a Christian woman, and you
Speaker 19: got me on this phone cussing and fighting with you.
Speaker 19: I'm not faking to a little paper clips. What's your address?
Speaker 14: Silup?
Speaker 7: We're lire sing over five thousand paper clips and we
Speaker 7: need those.
Speaker 19: Now, what's your address? I'm gonna bring your damn paper
Speaker 19: and paper clips to you?
Speaker 14: How about that?
Speaker 7: So you are you are guilty of using your paper
Speaker 7: aren't you?
Speaker 19: We all use paper?
Speaker 8: Fill up?
Speaker 7: I don't heal, which means guess what. It's against the law,
Speaker 7: which means you something. If you have taken one paper clip,
Speaker 7: it's against the law. And walk.
Speaker 19: You got pens in your car? Feeling defin corporation?
Speaker 14: I bet you do.
Speaker 7: I work for the company.
Speaker 19: I'm trying to run a business. So you stealing too.
Speaker 19: Give me your voices number. You calling my damn phone
Speaker 19: talking about some pens and paper cliffs. He wash your line,
Speaker 19: Give me your address. I'll bring the pins and paper clips.
Speaker 7: You ain't got to you taking so many pins and
Speaker 7: so many paper clifs thousands run a business.
Speaker 19: Don't call my phone with it.
Speaker 14: I'm troking about some paper clips.
Speaker 7: I'm gonna stay decision now. I'm gonna go ahead and
Speaker 7: order come over. I'm ordering the police to come and
Speaker 7: pick you up, okay, because I'm trying to get the
Speaker 7: problem taking care of the phone.
Speaker 19: Bring the police and you come with them.
Speaker 14: Come get it.
Speaker 19: I got something for your when you get here and
Speaker 19: bring them. You're calling me about some paper and paper cliffs.
Speaker 19: I've been going from there for six months.
Speaker 7: You cleamn You have stolen paper clips from the company,
Speaker 7: and we want our paper clips back. Bring yo over here.
Speaker 19: You wanna get some damn paper cliffs, and I'm gonna
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Speaker 19: if you want to. You want to address, you want
Speaker 19: to address the up. Come on, I'm a professional. I'm
Speaker 19: trying to run a business. I gotta walk away from
Speaker 19: my customers and get it with some about some pens
Speaker 19: and paper.
Speaker 7: And paper clips. Because you stole over five thousand pay
Speaker 7: for your feet and you also you better be ready
Speaker 7: because you stole some stuff for Tommy and he's been
Speaker 7: over here Bobby too. Wait a minute, wait, Tommy says
Speaker 7: you stole a bunch.
Speaker 13: Of his stuff.
Speaker 14: Listen, I don't know nobody.
Speaker 7: You don't know nephew Tommy from the Steve Harby Morning Show.
Speaker 7: You don't know him?
Speaker 14: What's your name?
Speaker 7: I say, Do you know nephew till Me from the
Speaker 7: Steve Harvey Morning Show. Do you know him? You?
Speaker 19: You gotta be kidding me.
Speaker 7: Your girlfriend Dorothea got me the prank phone call you.
Speaker 19: Ooh, I'm gonna kickut.
Speaker 14: I'm going to get her right now.
Speaker 7: I'm gonna kick her. Calm down.
Speaker 14: You made me step in the back room on you.
Speaker 7: Hey, let me ask you something, baby, What is the baddest,
Speaker 7: I mean the baddest radio show in the last.
Speaker 19: Steve Harvey Morning Show.
Speaker 14: It's on.
Speaker 17: That's it right there. That that that that that that
Speaker 17: that's it right there. That's stupidity. That is greatest right that. Yeah,
Speaker 17: paper clips, paper clips?
Speaker 2: All right?
Speaker 17: Uh bring a paper clip tonight, Uh, day Ohio to
Speaker 17: the Funny Bone. Bring your paper clip in and uh,
Speaker 17: now you don't getting no free drinking nothing. Just don't
Speaker 17: bring your paper clip. Just show up tonight.
Speaker 1: Right.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I changed my mind.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna change my man.
Speaker 17: All right, crazy funny Ball all weekend and Nephew is
Speaker 17: in Dayton, Ohio tonight and tomorrow night. And uh, stupidity
Speaker 17: is in the building. It's it's it's the best at it.
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Speaker 17: Winery in New York City. That would be next Saturday,
Speaker 17: two shows. I believe they sold that. And uh and
Speaker 17: if you're on the run, I'm going to Greensboro.
Speaker 1: I can't wait for that.
Speaker 17: That would be February twenty four, twenty five, Greensboro at
Speaker 17: the Comedy Zone. Take his own seal written now. That
Speaker 17: would be Greensboro, North Carolina.
Speaker 8: Birthplace of the comedies on Greensboro? Is that where it started?
Speaker 2: That's where the first one was at.
Speaker 8: I didn't know I'm the main guy, the big guy
Speaker 8: that used to own it. I thought it's the bigger
Speaker 8: It was ease. There are Charlotte's one of the two.
Speaker 8: I thought it was Charlotte. But you could be read there.
Speaker 10: All right, Nephew. Coming up next Strawberry Letters. Subject, Am
Speaker 10: I Dating Cinderella? We'll get into that right after this.
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Speaker 10: Subject, Am I Dating Cinderella? Dear Stephen Shirley. When I
Speaker 10: met my new friend, it was like a fairytale romance.
Speaker 10: I'm twenty eight and he's thirty five and perfect for
Speaker 10: me because I prayed for an older man but not
Speaker 10: too old. He has a photography studio and I booked
Speaker 10: him for a Christmas photo shoot for me and my daughter.
Speaker 10: After the photo shoot, he asked me to have dinner
Speaker 10: with him, so my daughter and I went to dinner
Speaker 10: with him. After that, he planned dinner dates with us
Speaker 10: every night that week. I couldn't wait for my daughter
Speaker 10: to go to her dad's later that week so I
Speaker 10: could spend quality time with my new friend. He had
Speaker 10: kept telling me how good he was in bed, and
Speaker 10: I couldn't wait to see It. Was supposed to go
Speaker 10: down at his house, but it was raining really badly,
Speaker 10: so he came over to my house.
Speaker 12: We didn't waste time talking.
Speaker 1: We went straight to bed.
Speaker 10: He had exact exagerated a little bit on his skill levels,
Speaker 10: but it was still good for an older man. Since
Speaker 10: the weather was bad, I thought he would spend the night.
Speaker 3: He didn't.
Speaker 10: He got up around eleven thirty and got dressed quickly,
Speaker 10: like he was late for work or something. I told
Speaker 10: him to call me when he got home, but I
Speaker 10: didn't hear from him until the next day. He said
Speaker 10: he missed me and he asked if he could see me.
Speaker 10: I said we could meet for dinner. He said he
Speaker 10: wanted to pick up food and eat at my house instead.
Speaker 10: We ate, then we had sex, and then he told
Speaker 10: me that he needed to be home by midnight. I
Speaker 10: told him that it was not cute to have sex
Speaker 10: and run out. He apologized, but said he really had
Speaker 10: to go. He has done this four times, and I
Speaker 10: wonder what's so significant about midnight. He told me to
Speaker 10: chill and learn to live in the moment. What's up
Speaker 10: with this man? Am I dating Cinderella? No, not Cinderella
Speaker 10: or Cindefella, none of those. He's just married.
Speaker 1: That's all.
Speaker 10: I mean. You're his side piece and he has to
Speaker 10: do You then make sure he's home before his wife
Speaker 10: gets in.
Speaker 1: That's his curfew. That's all.
Speaker 10: He's pretty much told you that when he said he
Speaker 10: had to get home by midnight, Except why didn't you
Speaker 10: ask him why? Right then and there? Are you afraid
Speaker 10: to ask him these important questions?
Speaker 1: You need to know this. You can't be scared.
Speaker 10: That's something you definitely need to know because you are
Speaker 10: clearly not reading between.
Speaker 12: The lines here. Has that not crossed your mind, not
Speaker 12: even once?
Speaker 10: That he could be married. That's why he's racing home
Speaker 10: and doing all this stuff. Eating at your house. I mean,
Speaker 10: the clues are there. You want to go out, he
Speaker 10: wants food to bring it to the house so he
Speaker 10: won't get caught being out with you or something. Please
Speaker 10: ask him these questions so you can get the answers
Speaker 10: you need and move on with your life.
Speaker 8: Steve, Well, have you ever read a letter in wid
Speaker 8: because I mean, Shirley answered the letter really adequately, you
Speaker 8: know what I'm saying. I mean, it's just it's glaringly
Speaker 8: obvious to everybody that has heard this letter what this
Speaker 8: situation is.
Speaker 2: But I don't know.
Speaker 8: Some people you have to slow welcome through information because
Speaker 8: a lot of times you want you want to believe
Speaker 8: for your heart's sake. And I get it, I get it.
Speaker 8: You want to believe for your heart's sakes, so you
Speaker 8: shut your brain off from doing what it's supposed to do.
Speaker 1: And that's like think.
Speaker 8: A person's brain is designed to think, to absorb information
Speaker 8: to learn. Obviously, you don't want to absorb no information
Speaker 8: because you don't want to learn the facts here, So
Speaker 8: there's nothing we can do to help you.
Speaker 2: But here we go.
Speaker 8: I met my new friend. It was like a fairy
Speaker 8: tale romance. See that's all she wanted. She wants a
Speaker 8: fairy tale romance.
Speaker 1: See just listen to this.
Speaker 2: Go to y'all.
Speaker 8: I met my new friend. It was like a fairy
Speaker 8: tale romance. Okay, she's been wanting that since little girl.
Speaker 8: He's twenty eight and thirty five and perfect for me
Speaker 8: because I prayed for older man. Okay, so now soon
Speaker 8: as you meet an older man, you immediately begin your
Speaker 8: fairy tale romance. Now, if you twenty eight and he
Speaker 8: thirty five, I don't want to break this two news
Speaker 8: to you, but that ain't really no older man. That's
Speaker 8: just another dude. Because women and men mature differently. Women
Speaker 8: is a known fact.
Speaker 2: This is not me talking. Women mature more quickly and
Speaker 2: rapidly than men.
Speaker 8: Because they have to, because somewhere in their teenage years,
Speaker 8: they start experiencing these little girl moments that has to
Speaker 8: grow them up a little bit quicker. They have to
Speaker 8: start working around a certain time and all this hit
Speaker 8: and they have to prepare theirselfs so they mature quicker
Speaker 8: than boys, and they have to think about what they're
Speaker 8: doing and what happens, and you know, reproduction and the
Speaker 8: boys we just done for a long time. So he's
Speaker 8: got a photography studio. In that studio, you booked it
Speaker 8: for a Christmas photo shoot, you and your daughter. After
Speaker 8: the photo shoot, they asked you and your daughter to dinner.
Speaker 8: They went, and after that he's playing dinner day for
Speaker 8: us every night that week.
Speaker 2: Ain't that nice? This is a fairy tale room. Miss.
Speaker 2: He loves you and the baby, so I could.
Speaker 8: I couldn't wait for my daughter to go to her
Speaker 8: dad's later that week so I could spend some quality
Speaker 8: time with my new friends.
Speaker 1: And he had been telling me how good he was
Speaker 1: in bed.
Speaker 2: I could not wait to see.
Speaker 8: It was supposed to go down at his house, but
Speaker 8: it was raining really bad, so he came over to
Speaker 8: my house. All right, now, hold up right there, unless
Speaker 8: he stays in a refrigerator box, I don't really know
Speaker 8: what that damn rain got to do with it. Now,
Speaker 8: if you stay under the bridge, you know in your
Speaker 8: rooalf is a refrigerator box or tarp, then I understand
Speaker 8: you know you ain't you know? Okay, but I don't
Speaker 8: know how. But it raining really bad, So we came.
Speaker 8: We didn't waste no time talking. We went straight to bed.
Speaker 8: He had exaggerated a little bit on his skill level,
Speaker 8: but it was still good for older man.
Speaker 2: I ain't gonna tell you no more. He's thirty five.
Speaker 2: That ain't no older man. Don't here noddy for bedroom
Speaker 2: skills at thirty five.
Speaker 12: Hang on, Steve, coming up for twenty five minutes.
Speaker 2: Still bringing it that when you give a credit.
Speaker 10: Twenty three minutes after the out, we'll have part two
Speaker 10: of your response today Strawberry letter, subject, am I dating Cinderella?
Speaker 10: We'll get back into it right after this. You're listening
Speaker 10: Steve Harvey Morning Show. Come on, Steve. Let's recap today's
Speaker 10: Strawberry letter. The subject is, am I dating Cinderella?
Speaker 8: Well, this lady that mectus what she claims as a romance,
Speaker 8: a fairy tale romance. So what she thene did was
Speaker 8: she done got with this guy that she met. That
Speaker 8: he's older than her. He's thirty five, she's twenty eight.
Speaker 8: He said that she had been praying for an older man.
Speaker 8: He not really older. Thirty five and twenty eight, that's
Speaker 8: seven years. That's just another dude you done met. Now,
Speaker 8: y'all didn't got together.
Speaker 2: Y'all went over.
Speaker 8: You went to a photography studio with your daughter doing
Speaker 8: a Christmas photo shoot. He took the picture, then me
Speaker 8: asked y'all to dinner. You and your daughter, y'all went
Speaker 8: out to dinner, had.
Speaker 2: A nice time.
Speaker 8: Then he's just playing to dinner date for y'all every
Speaker 8: night that week. Okay, cool, that's worth. Then you couldn't
Speaker 8: wait for her, your daughter to go to a daddy house.
Speaker 8: This wee can because so you could spend some quality
Speaker 8: time with your new friend. And he had been bragging
Speaker 8: about how good he was in bed. Now, I don't
Speaker 8: know at what part of the dinner when you and
Speaker 8: the daughter where he was letting you know how good
Speaker 8: he was. But I showed would have liked to ben
Speaker 8: at the table when he was sliding that past. Oh baby,
Speaker 8: you like the wear your steak done?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 2: I really know how to do steak. Huh you feel me?
Speaker 8: He ain't got some baked cookies or when it comes
Speaker 8: to bacon, that's what I do. I likes to bake
Speaker 8: that cookie.
Speaker 7: Yeah.
Speaker 8: So I'm just assuming these is the conversation he had
Speaker 8: to have at dinner with you and the daughter to
Speaker 8: let you know how good he was in bed. You
Speaker 8: couldn't wait, well you got there now, y'all. Was supposed
Speaker 8: to go down at your house, but it rained real bad,
Speaker 8: so he had to stay at home. He had we well,
Speaker 8: it had to he was coming to he was. He
Speaker 8: was supposed to be at his house, but it rained
Speaker 8: real bad, so he came over to your house. Now,
Speaker 8: like I said, unless he stay under the bridge in
Speaker 8: a refrigerator box.
Speaker 2: I don't know what the hell they got to do
Speaker 2: with it. But you didn't see that. It's okay.
Speaker 8: So now then, you said, he exaggerated a little bit
Speaker 8: how good he was in bed, but it was still good.
Speaker 8: And uh and and she said, and he was, he said,
Speaker 8: but it was still good for an older man. Let
Speaker 8: me explain you posted still be good at thirty five.
Speaker 8: As a matter of fact, you're starting to come into
Speaker 8: your own. You don't really get this sex thing down
Speaker 8: as a man. To you in them forty you got
Speaker 8: to help, you know, disappointed a couple of people before,
Speaker 8: you know, you had to have found out that you
Speaker 8: ain't what all you thought you was a couple of times,
Speaker 8: you know, to get your game up, you got to
Speaker 8: be in your forty He was pretty good for an
Speaker 8: old man at thirty five, lady, If that's what you're thinking, oh,
Speaker 8: you're in trouble now. If he was setting and you
Speaker 8: was telling me this, I'd be clapping for the dude.
Speaker 8: But he thirty five. He posted, still be good.
Speaker 2: You don't get.
Speaker 8: You don't get you're getting no credit for being thirty five,
Speaker 8: and get still go, that's no good.
Speaker 2: Anyway, He got up, and he.
Speaker 8: Got about eleven thirty, and he got dressed quickly, like
Speaker 8: he was late for work or something. I told him
Speaker 8: to call me when he got home, but I ain't
Speaker 8: hear from him till next day. He said he missed
Speaker 8: me and asked him he could see me again. I
Speaker 8: said we could meet for dinner. He said he wanted
Speaker 8: to pick up the food and eat it my house instead.
Speaker 8: We ate, then we had sex. Then he told me
Speaker 8: he needed to be home by midnight. I told him
Speaker 8: that's not cute to have sex and run out. He apologized,
Speaker 8: but saying I really got to go. I don't give
Speaker 8: a damn about what you think is cute. I got
Speaker 8: to skip my ass to the house.
Speaker 2: He was done.
Speaker 8: He has done this four times, and I wonder what
Speaker 8: is so significant about midnight. He told me to chill
Speaker 8: and learn to live in the moment. What's up with
Speaker 8: this man and my dating a Cinderella? Well, you're not
Speaker 8: dating a Cinderella. You're not dating a cinder fella. You're
Speaker 8: dating somebody else's fella. That's all it is. You ain't
Speaker 8: dating Cinderella. You're dating somebody else's fella. He got to
Speaker 8: be at that house by twelve because she know what
Speaker 8: time the studio and he booke his last appointment, and
Speaker 8: you know how far that appointment is from the house.
Speaker 8: Why are you sitting up here talking about what's up
Speaker 8: with this man? Am I dating of Cinderella?
Speaker 7: No?
Speaker 1: She's young?
Speaker 8: You you you maybe you don't need no older man.
Speaker 8: Matter of fact, you twenty eight. You need to start
Speaker 8: dating a twenty one year old you need That's what
Speaker 8: you need to do. Once she got up in the thirties,
Speaker 8: I don't know what man in his thirties and don't
Speaker 8: don't come with with nothing. What what man don't have
Speaker 8: a history by the time he's thirties. You need to
Speaker 8: find out if he got children, if he got a wife,
Speaker 8: he got a family, he got a livy in lover.
Speaker 8: You need to find out where his kids stay. You
Speaker 8: ain't asking no question because you were so content on
Speaker 8: saying you met your fairy tale roman and he was
Speaker 8: what you prayed for.
Speaker 2: He was older.
Speaker 8: Just because you pray for something don't mean if God
Speaker 8: descending it to you. See, you got to ask some questions.
Speaker 7: God.
Speaker 2: You can always meet the older man.
Speaker 1: Hell, that ain't hard. Why that's hard? You can meet
Speaker 1: the older man, that's easy.
Speaker 2: But you want an older man that's available for you?
Speaker 3: Right?
Speaker 1: You didn't get none of that information, sister, You not.
Speaker 8: You haven't asked one relevant question because you were too
Speaker 8: busy in join your fairy tale romance. And this older
Speaker 8: man that you had prayed for, that God send to you.
Speaker 8: Only thing was God didn't send him to you. You
Speaker 8: just coincidentally met an older man. Yeah, several women have
Speaker 8: met that same man.
Speaker 1: All right.
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Speaker 1: This, you're listening.
Speaker 12: Morning show, It is time for Junior and sports Talk. Junior,
Speaker 12: what you got for us?
Speaker 3: Well?
Speaker 9: Sure, I got to talk to pimpings because it's it's
Speaker 9: championship Sunday.
Speaker 2: This Sunday.
Speaker 1: I got talked because we got.
Speaker 9: To talking pimp But he gotta make these pigs come here.
Speaker 1: I come here.
Speaker 12: I just.
Speaker 2: I only missed one.
Speaker 9: Game last the way you did week one game, Am
Speaker 9: damn cheefe.
Speaker 10: Man.
Speaker 8: I just knew that Buffalo Bill had to be tied
Speaker 8: and lose them. But I guess they looking more and
Speaker 8: more like Cleveland than me.
Speaker 1: All right, you used to lose once you got Junior. Okay, Pippa,
Speaker 1: let's talk about it.
Speaker 17: Man.
Speaker 3: Let's let's start with that right there man, the Ravens
Speaker 3: and the Chief.
Speaker 1: Lamar Jackson, Patrick Ravens under Chief. You know what, man,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna tell you something.
Speaker 8: This is really harm right here, because it is so
Speaker 8: harm to bet against that Patrick mahonone.
Speaker 1: That boy, right, he two super Bowl already.
Speaker 2: No, he wanted first I ever seen that him.
Speaker 8: Got to go with my boy, Lemar I ain't not
Speaker 8: when hell, come on, bout Tom.
Speaker 1: You can do an if you.
Speaker 9: Do it, if you try, Come on, Tom, If Lamar
Speaker 9: Jackson loses this game, does this hurt his legacy?
Speaker 13: Now?
Speaker 7: Hell?
Speaker 8: Now, because you know where he losing to Patrick mahone.
Speaker 8: When the Fraser lost to Isleid, did it hurt his legacy?
Speaker 8: Now you got whooped by the greatest.
Speaker 1: You know what I'm saying, pack y'all lose.
Speaker 2: His legacy when he lost to Floyd.
Speaker 1: Hell, now he lost to Floyd.
Speaker 8: You got no where it asked when Kurt flunks. You
Speaker 8: know what I'm saying, You gotta take you. It's like
Speaker 8: when they played the Bulls. You know you lost to John.
Speaker 8: You lost to John?
Speaker 3: What you want?
Speaker 2: What you vot do? You ain't really thought you.
Speaker 1: Were gonna win, did you?
Speaker 2: You know what I'm saying, and I know it's coming
Speaker 2: from Come.
Speaker 8: On, you know?
Speaker 3: Okay, okay, here we go man.
Speaker 9: Forty line is a Lions boy Jerry God for number
Speaker 9: one pick, and then here we go Rock.
Speaker 1: Purdy the last pick.
Speaker 3: The pick. No, no, no, see.
Speaker 2: Let me tell you something.
Speaker 8: Lamar Jackson was the last quarterback selected in twenty seventeen.
Speaker 4: The last quarterback. He damned there off for two MVPs.
Speaker 4: Don't nobody care about being last? Come on, man, put
Speaker 4: it out now. De Detroit Lions all the way, all
Speaker 4: the hustlers, all the players, all the beautiful people, the
Speaker 4: businesses in Detroit.
Speaker 2: We just were looking for a win.
Speaker 3: Man.
Speaker 2: We get this win.
Speaker 8: Were going to the Super Bowl. You ain't gonna be
Speaker 8: able to stand me. Man, I'm gonna win everything out wear.
Speaker 8: Im gonna be blue. I got a blue rabbit coat.
Speaker 3: I ain't.
Speaker 7: Yes, thank.
Speaker 3: You, thank you.
Speaker 4: And I got some silver alligators under titles and made
Speaker 4: out a rabbit.
Speaker 7: Paul.
Speaker 1: Let's come out to the top of the hour.
Speaker 10: A wife found out that her husband is catering to
Speaker 10: another woman and she wants to pop up and introduce
Speaker 10: herself to the lady. She needs your advice, Steve. Right
Speaker 10: after this, you're listening Harvey Morning Show.
Speaker 1: All right, Steve, this one.
Speaker 10: Is from Lenae in Houston. Renee says, I went to
Speaker 10: Sam's Club and before I could pay for my items,
Speaker 10: I had to renew our membership. Customer service said it
Speaker 10: was ninety dollars for the three people on the account.
Speaker 10: It was supposed to be only my husband and I
Speaker 10: on the account, but a female was added to our
Speaker 10: account on November seventeenth. I called my husband and he
Speaker 10: said it's no big deal. He let his co worker,
Speaker 10: who's a single mom, use our account. Well, a single
Speaker 10: mom doesn't need to buy in bulk, so I canceled
Speaker 10: her card. I told my husband, I want to meet
Speaker 10: the single mom. He said, I should be ashamed of myself.
Speaker 10: I have her name and address. So should I pop
Speaker 10: up and introduce myself to this woman?
Speaker 7: No?
Speaker 8: I mean, why you going over that? Your deal is
Speaker 8: with your husband. See, y'all, let me tell what y'all
Speaker 8: gonna do. Y'all gonna mess around, run up on somebody
Speaker 8: that don't feel like getting read upon that day?
Speaker 2: True, and and and and get yourself in a real situation.
Speaker 8: Okay, let's let's just say. Let's let's say she is
Speaker 8: a single mother, m and she going through it. She
Speaker 8: just just one of them days. Man, she ain't making
Speaker 8: the ends meet, right, She's struggling. She just overwhelmed. And
Speaker 8: now here you come. And and she ain't just with
Speaker 8: it today?
Speaker 5: Uh huh?
Speaker 2: That you done came over to her house. And now
Speaker 2: guess what.
Speaker 1: When you roll up, remember you can get rolled up.
Speaker 1: You just have to remember that nice and.
Speaker 3: See.
Speaker 12: Why would why would he do that? Adding her without
Speaker 12: telling his wife?
Speaker 1: Why would he do that?
Speaker 2: Was stupid? How you thought your wife wasn't gonna find that? Right?
Speaker 2: That was dumb like a doknob dog. Why didn't you
Speaker 2: just get her.
Speaker 1: Her own card?
Speaker 3: Bro, I don't know how much.
Speaker 2: You Sam's cards call one fifty.
Speaker 1: Year maybe or a dog join or something like that.
Speaker 8: Fifty to joint one fifty year, three hundred a year
Speaker 8: by her her own membership.
Speaker 3: Dog.
Speaker 2: That's how you that's how you be gangster?
Speaker 10: What did you adding her without saying anything? And you
Speaker 10: know your wife's gonna find out.
Speaker 8: And nigg I took her off. You should be ashamed
Speaker 8: of yourself. Boy, you know how long that's gonna last
Speaker 8: at your house. You should be a shame of yourself.
Speaker 8: You can't tell that to the right to the wrong system.
Speaker 8: Matter of fact, No, sister, I know none of them
Speaker 8: on this show. Ignorant, These ignorant ones on this show
Speaker 8: right here. Well we y'all should be ashamed of yourself.
Speaker 8: You are yes, you are, yes, you are called, and
Speaker 8: I'm talking to you.
Speaker 16: None of my husband I put nobody on my Sam.
Speaker 16: We at least, yeah, we're not doing it.
Speaker 8: No, no, no, no, you're not putting nobody on the
Speaker 8: no woman on the Sam's account. If I know about it,
Speaker 8: I don't give a damn. She stayed across the sheet
Speaker 8: street and I watched her husband in the front yard.
Speaker 1: Really, why you go so fall.
Speaker 8: On Sam's card for now? You ain't got to buy
Speaker 8: in balk he gone? Didn't you know what the lady saying?
Speaker 8: Why is she buying in balk See? This is why
Speaker 8: you can't do comedy no more because the people on
Speaker 8: this show.
Speaker 7: I'm.
Speaker 1: We didn't understand it.
Speaker 8: Well, it's it's a hypothetical situation. Ain't nobody across the street?
Speaker 8: And now you want to help the lady out? Why
Speaker 8: why she need a Sam car now? Because the biggest
Speaker 8: eating in the house is gone.
Speaker 1: You know you can't say that.
Speaker 2: And that's what comedy is.
Speaker 8: Comedy is saying something real crazy that somebody might be
Speaker 8: thinking and too.
Speaker 2: Scared to see it. But now you do that? Now
Speaker 2: it political correctness? Then killed it. I'm gonna do enough.
Speaker 2: Go ahead, do the next one, Washington?
Speaker 1: Okay, all right?
Speaker 7: Was it?
Speaker 2: Alright?
Speaker 1: We ain't gonna say this song?
Speaker 2: Go ahead, okay, go ahead, go ahead.
Speaker 13: All right.
Speaker 10: We have time for another one, Steve. This one's from Florence,
Speaker 10: Florence in Columbia. Florence says high crew, I'm twenty four
Speaker 10: years old. Florence is my middle name, and I use
Speaker 10: it because I don't like my first name. I was
Speaker 10: named after my grandma, Florence, and she just moved in
Speaker 10: with us. I never spent a lot of time around
Speaker 10: this grandma, and she's different from my other grandma. My
Speaker 10: mom is black and my dad is white. I grew
Speaker 10: up around my dad's family and they were regular and boring.
Speaker 10: My grandma Florence is black and she's very honest and direct.
Speaker 10: So I've done a lot of crying and a lot
Speaker 10: of laughing since she moved in. I don't think she
Speaker 10: likes me, so I'm trying to get on her good side.
Speaker 10: How do I with her personality?
Speaker 2: Yeah, we're gonna have to do this when we'll come back.
Speaker 2: You got the black grandma.
Speaker 3: All right.
Speaker 12: We'll be back with more of the Steve Harvey Morning
Speaker 12: Show right after this.
Speaker 11: You're listening Harvey Morning Show.
Speaker 3: All right.
Speaker 10: So Steve, this is from Florence in Columbia. She says, Hi, crew,
Speaker 10: I'm twenty four. Florence is my middle name. I use
Speaker 10: it because I don't like my first name. I was
Speaker 10: named after my grandma, Florence. She just moved in with us.
Speaker 10: I've never spent a lot of time around this grandma,
Speaker 10: and she's different from my other grandma. My mom is
Speaker 10: black and my dad is white. I grew up around
Speaker 10: my dad's family. They were regular and boring. Grandma Florence
Speaker 10: is black and she's very honest and direct. So I've
Speaker 10: done a lot of crying, a lot of laughings since
Speaker 10: she moved in. I don't think she likes me, and
Speaker 10: so how do I deal with her personality?
Speaker 8: Well, there is nothing you could do, because old people
Speaker 8: are not fitting to change. I am a bit curious though,
Speaker 8: that your name you use Florence because you didn't like
Speaker 8: the first You like Florence, So I ain't know if
Speaker 8: you like Florence.
Speaker 2: What is that first name?
Speaker 1: Because Florence is old as hell.
Speaker 8: So you're probably mad at your grandmama because you got
Speaker 8: named after her. You didn't get named after the white grandmother.
Speaker 8: Your name would have been Becky, Kary, Tilley An or
Speaker 8: something like that, because they's two first names when they country.
Speaker 8: The only reason you picked with with Florence had because
Speaker 8: you didn't care. You didn't want to be called Kizzie.
Speaker 8: You didn't want to be called old Badetta, one of
Speaker 8: them old last names. So I think you should embrace
Speaker 8: your old grandmother. I tell you right now, because she's
Speaker 8: talking about the white grandmama. That's what you don't like
Speaker 8: because you spent a lot of time with them.
Speaker 3: You know.
Speaker 8: If you bet you get over here and eat this far,
Speaker 8: I send you over there and have to eat with
Speaker 8: Becky and cook. All she did was running under the
Speaker 8: tap water. They use seasoning on that side of the family.
Speaker 10: All right, we have more of the Steve Harvey Morning
Speaker 10: Show coming up at thirty three minutes after the hour.
Speaker 2: The ain't get yourself some ko what you want?
Speaker 11: Morning Show.
Speaker 10: It's time now for a rounded. Would you rather would
Speaker 10: you rather reveal the number of your sexual partners? Or
Speaker 10: would you rather name your favorite X my favorite?
Speaker 1: No, No, I'm gonna get a number. Oh yeah, I'm
Speaker 1: get a number.
Speaker 8: Time.
Speaker 2: It ain't gonna be the ego. Ain't gonna be the
Speaker 2: right number. You got to get the right number. I
Speaker 2: was going with my favorite X. Then that was quick.
Speaker 1: You aren't committed.
Speaker 8: My favorite X is gonna be Donna blaand I had
Speaker 8: a crush on her when I was in the fourth grade.
Speaker 8: That's the one I'm going with. I'm going to Dona
Speaker 8: bland in the fourth grade. I will not be saying no,
Speaker 8: no names, none of that, and I cannot give that number.
Speaker 3: I think we judging you.
Speaker 2: They'll take my ass off family.
Speaker 12: All right, Cold pizza or cold fried chicken? Which one
Speaker 12: would you rather?
Speaker 3: Cold?
Speaker 1: Pizza? Fried chicken?
Speaker 3: Oh?
Speaker 1: Cold is the fried chicken?
Speaker 3: Cold?
Speaker 7: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Sold pizza cold fried chicken.
Speaker 17: I'm going with that cold fried chick. That thing got
Speaker 17: some flavor still in it, flavor lingers in that thing.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I feel like I'm linked to chicken. Oh you
Speaker 2: feel like you linked to?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Said linked? Yeah, I feel like passed with chicken.
Speaker 2: Did I do pizza?
Speaker 1: I'm gonna tell you I'm black.
Speaker 8: It don't matter to me, y'all. Ain't never been as
Speaker 8: hungry as I have before. Both both yes, b O
Speaker 8: A L.
Speaker 2: I have dropped both of them on the ground and
Speaker 2: picked it right up, man, like you have them.
Speaker 3: All right?
Speaker 8: Fifty the pizza Kentucky fried chicken at the park one
Speaker 8: time you fell on the ground and the ants right
Speaker 8: on the ants.
Speaker 2: I should laughed, one of them.
Speaker 1: Making up stuff. I don't believe that.
Speaker 2: Give a damn what you believe.
Speaker 1: Chicken on the ground until on top of ants you
Speaker 1: ate it?
Speaker 3: Yeah, what was what?
Speaker 1: I just don't believe that.
Speaker 2: Okay, well you did it.
Speaker 1: I need to see the video. I need to see
Speaker 1: the video.
Speaker 2: The video. Then all right, here we got the one
Speaker 2: thing I'm grateful about.
Speaker 3: That was the studio back then.
Speaker 2: Oh hello, even years was not on film.
Speaker 1: We're so blessed, Yes, yes, we are.
Speaker 3: All right.
Speaker 10: Would you rather fifty thousand dollars a year for a
Speaker 10: liar's license or fifty thousand dollars a year for three
Speaker 10: three hall passes?
Speaker 2: Fifty thousand dollars a year for.
Speaker 10: What a liar's license? A license so you could just
Speaker 10: lie whenever you wanted to. Fifty thousand dollars or fifty
Speaker 10: thousand dollars for three hall passes.
Speaker 8: Oh, I'm gonna take the I'm gonna take the license
Speaker 8: to lie. Yeah, you get the hall passes and lie about.
Speaker 1: Co after well, yeah, I've been abused my license. All right.
Speaker 10: All right, that's today's round and would you rather thanks guys?
Speaker 10: Coming up at forty nine minutes after the hour, our
Speaker 10: last break of the day, We'll close up the show
Speaker 10: with the one and only Steve Harvey.
Speaker 1: Right after this.
Speaker 12: You're listening Harvey Morning Show all right, Steve, here we
Speaker 12: are on this Friday.
Speaker 1: Hey, you know what, It's Friday.
Speaker 8: I've thought about something I thought I wanted to share
Speaker 8: with my audience, because you know, it's something I've realized
Speaker 8: as I've gotten older. I understand my mission, I've accepted
Speaker 8: my calling. I am crystal clear about one of the
Speaker 8: reasons why I'm here. I now fully understand why God
Speaker 8: made my life have the challenges.
Speaker 2: And setbacks in it that he did.
Speaker 8: So in moments like this, when I'm talking to people,
Speaker 8: I can offer them some tidbits, some gems, some jewels.
Speaker 2: That I have learned along the way.
Speaker 8: And I think of so many things that I've learned
Speaker 8: in my past that I never didn't understand at the time.
Speaker 2: But I do not.
Speaker 8: Something my mother used to say to me all the time.
Speaker 8: My mother used to say, one day, God gonna give
Speaker 8: you a big house up on the hill. You can't
Speaker 8: get up on that hill, and don't tell nobody else
Speaker 8: how to get there. Now, coming from a very poor background,
Speaker 8: I didn't understand that at a time. And then you know,
Speaker 8: that was a scripture talking about a house on a
Speaker 8: hill and something like that with something something I didn't
Speaker 8: know what she was talking about, don't think my mama,
Speaker 8: here come another Bible verse.
Speaker 1: Now I got to go to the Bibles still the
Speaker 1: even figure this one out, and I just never did.
Speaker 7: Well.
Speaker 8: I understand now, and in that I understand my mission,
Speaker 8: I understand my assignment. I've accepted my calling and here
Speaker 8: I am. So that's to say to everybody out there
Speaker 8: who hasn't reached my plateau yet.
Speaker 2: As far as age goes.
Speaker 8: The things you're going through right now is preparing you
Speaker 8: for what you're going to be and what you're going
Speaker 8: to have.
Speaker 1: And you've got to understand this process.
Speaker 2: I didn't always.
Speaker 8: Understand it, but now that I've gone through it and
Speaker 8: still going through it, at times, I'm sharing with you
Speaker 8: some things that you need to know about the process
Speaker 8: that yeah, it's hard for you now, but this too
Speaker 8: shall pass. Yes it's challenging for you now, but this
Speaker 8: ain't gonna trouble last always. I'm telling you what I've
Speaker 8: learned that you're going to get to the other side
Speaker 8: of it eventually. And sometimes you get to the other
Speaker 8: side and don't even realize you there, and you just
Speaker 8: got to stay in the process. The most important thing
Speaker 8: you have to remember folks in this whole process is
Speaker 8: don't you ever ever give up? I don't care what happened.
Speaker 8: Don't you ever give up? I don't care how dark
Speaker 8: can look for you, how bleak the situation, how charged
Speaker 8: with punishment the scroll. Don't you ever ever give up?
Speaker 8: Because I have seen it happen too many times. I
Speaker 8: have seen people who I know gave up before the
Speaker 8: light switch got cut on one more strike of the hammer,
Speaker 8: day to hit oil, one more dig or the shovel.
Speaker 2: And the diamonds would have fell out.
Speaker 8: I have seen people walk away from situations and the
Speaker 8: very next day the person behind them reaped the benefit.
Speaker 8: I've seen it over and over and over and over again.
Speaker 8: I was determined I was not going to be that person.
Speaker 8: I oftentimes I just asked God for strength. Now you
Speaker 8: know what God does when you ask for strength, He
Speaker 8: puts situations in front of you that requires you to
Speaker 8: be strong.
Speaker 2: Because it's like going to the gym. You can't go
Speaker 2: in there and get in that gym. What in big
Speaker 2: boys is that over there? You got to start with
Speaker 2: some lightweights. You got to work up.
Speaker 8: You can't jump in there and grab the sixties. You
Speaker 8: gotta start your curls with them twenties. Man, you grab
Speaker 8: them sixties and start curling, and see what happened. You'll
Speaker 8: be discouraged. You'll go home. Nah, man, you got to
Speaker 8: get on that. You got to get them light weights.
Speaker 8: You got to start building it up. And as you
Speaker 8: build it up, you get stronger, and you get stronger.
Speaker 2: So you ask God for strength.
Speaker 8: Yeah, so he puts situation in front of you that
Speaker 8: requires you to be strong. You asking God to make you.
Speaker 2: Rich one day. You know what God gonna do. He
Speaker 2: gonna make you understand what poverty is.
Speaker 8: See, because if you do get rich one day, you're
Speaker 8: gonna have to have an appreciation for it, because if
Speaker 8: you don't, people who get rich quick don't have money
Speaker 8: long because they don't know the process. So as you're
Speaker 8: asking God to increase your wealth, He's also gonna let
Speaker 8: you stay in this poverty.
Speaker 2: A little while too.
Speaker 8: I can attest to that as you ask God to
Speaker 8: bring you closer, which is what I'm doing right now.
Speaker 2: You know what God gonna do.
Speaker 8: He gonna put you in this situation to make you realize,
Speaker 8: ain't nobody out there for you but Him, and I
Speaker 8: ain't got no choice but to be closer to it,
Speaker 8: because guess what. Can't nobody really help me? I don't
Speaker 8: have no problems. Well, I can pick up the phone
Speaker 8: and go, yo, man, I need some help. No anybody
Speaker 8: finna do that. God keeps me in situations where I
Speaker 8: have to realize is only Him and no matter where
Speaker 8: the attack comes from. I am now thoroughly convinced that
Speaker 8: God got me. I am convinced of it. I wish
Speaker 8: y'all could just learn it from me. Do you see
Speaker 8: how I come and get on this radio every day
Speaker 8: with this same attitude. I don't care what's swirling around me.
Speaker 8: I have people all the time, Hey man, just checking
Speaker 8: on you.
Speaker 2: You okay?
Speaker 8: But I'm good. I'm good Man, good good, I really am.
Speaker 8: Because I am convinced that God is with me. I
Speaker 8: am convinced that he's not gonna leave me. I am
Speaker 8: convinced that no weapon for him against me shall prosper.
Speaker 8: I am convinced that I can walk through the rivers
Speaker 8: and the waters and will not be overcome. I am
Speaker 8: convinced of that. I am convinced that he making me
Speaker 8: lie down in green pastures. I'm convinced of it because
Speaker 8: He's done it for me time and time again. So
Speaker 8: why would he not do me again? And if God
Speaker 8: said he never leave you, he he don't leave you.
Speaker 8: You going through something don't mean he'd have left you.
Speaker 3: Man.
Speaker 8: Y'all come on now, don't ever give up. That's the
Speaker 8: number one thing. Don't you ever give up. I don't
Speaker 8: care what happens. Don't you dah give up?
Speaker 2: All right? Those are my clothes with mom, see y'all
Speaker 2: or y'all have gray week.
Speaker 7: Yeah.
Speaker 2: I think.
Speaker 11: He thinks.
Speaker 2: Where it is no more. I'm suffered from Jedalous.
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