Speaker 1: What's up with you?
Speaker 2: Wait a minute, is this the right number.
Speaker 3: It's the loser line. Go just call me back.
Speaker 1: If you haven't heard the loser line before. It works
Speaker 1: like this. Let's say a guy approaches you while you're
Speaker 1: out at the club and uses this charming pickup line
Speaker 1: on you. Excuse me, miss, but if you were a president,
Speaker 1: you'd be named Babraham Lincoln.
Speaker 4: I'm saluting you right now, just out my hands.
Speaker 1: Whatever you do, try to avoid puking directly onto him,
Speaker 1: because he'd probably like it too much. Instead, the safer
Speaker 1: thing to do is to give him the digits to
Speaker 1: the loser line, so hopefully he leaves an awkward voicemail
Speaker 1: that we can play on the air. Voicemails like this one.
Speaker 3: Hey, Jessica, it's going to be difficult, but I just
Speaker 3: got back from the doctor. He told me I have
Speaker 3: two months left to live, so oh my.
Speaker 5: God, just kidding, gotcha. Oh man, you probably felt so bad.
Speaker 5: But now that I have your attention and uh, you
Speaker 5: know I'm around for the long haul, let's let's go out.
Speaker 5: I mean, I was serious about going to the doctor,
Speaker 5: but he told me I was bigger than average, So
Speaker 5: call me.
Speaker 1: Gentleman. Take that is how max out your damn talking
Speaker 1: to ladies.
Speaker 6: I will say, my husband just got really funnier by comparison.
Speaker 6: Can you imagine a life of that as a jokes?
Speaker 5: I don't know.
Speaker 2: I don't want to be hackey here, but as a comedian,
Speaker 2: I just found my first joke till the end.
Speaker 1: That's true.
Speaker 5: Just crying.
Speaker 4: Next message, Oh my god, I just.
Speaker 6: I seriously can't stop thinking about you since Friday, and
Speaker 6: I'm just so so mad we didn't get more alone
Speaker 6: time because like I just really wanted to uh just
Speaker 6: like mm and like I can go further, but I
Speaker 6: want to leave a little bit for imagination. But I
Speaker 6: just wanted to do that, like the moment I laid
Speaker 6: eyes on. You call me back if you want to
Speaker 6: meet up, uh, or I can do that again, this
Speaker 6: time with my tomp. I mean, do you guys need
Speaker 6: a bucket of cold water?
Speaker 5: Or you two turns?
Speaker 3: I mean you always do a kissing sound of the mic.
Speaker 2: Maybe I'm not.
Speaker 3: I want to do.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 1: But you know what's even better than giving someone tongue,
Speaker 1: it's giving them a link to our TikTok talk page.
Speaker 6: What if he did it at the same time.
Speaker 1: Yeah, turn you on to the maximum number, because apparently
Speaker 1: last year our TikTok was shared so much between partners
Speaker 1: that we received the Red Light Special Award, which was
Speaker 1: an old police siren on a plaque that was used
Speaker 1: in an actual prostitution stick. So make sure to keep
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Speaker 2: Back to the clips, he it's I just wanted to
Speaker 2: apologize for, you know, getting so emotional the other day.
Speaker 2: I'm crying while you were like trying to work. My
Speaker 2: mom wanted a dancer to and you were wearing the
Speaker 2: same perfume that she would smell like when you know,
Speaker 2: she would come home from work late at night and
Speaker 2: she'd give me a kiss. It just brought back a
Speaker 2: bunch of memories. Maybe we could get some Maybe we
Speaker 2: could get together sometime and talk. I promise I won't
Speaker 2: be the cry baby. Or maybe I could just come
Speaker 2: back to the club and smell you again.
Speaker 4: To them.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean, and that guy was a true gentleman,
Speaker 1: because not a lot of dudes would ask permission to
Speaker 1: come back and sniff a girl. I think He's the
Speaker 1: only one that has a totally different motive for being there.
Speaker 3: His is actually pretty pure.
Speaker 1: He's like, Hey, I'm sorry to make this awkward. Could
Speaker 1: you like put some clothes on and sup.
Speaker 2: Dancing so much? Greg?
Speaker 4: Why are you not returning my call? You said you
Speaker 4: would get back to me, you would help me about
Speaker 4: cleaning my suede boots.
Speaker 5: Do you know how much I paid for these boots?
Speaker 4: They are verse Satchy. Not that you would know anything
Speaker 4: about that, would you. It's not my fault that I
Speaker 4: stepped in your dog's excrement.
Speaker 3: It is yours.
Speaker 4: You left it there. I assume you gave me your
Speaker 4: number because you want to do the right thing and
Speaker 4: pay for the cleaning bill.
Speaker 3: What kind of man does not clean up after his
Speaker 3: dog anyway?
Speaker 4: You know, it's probably a man who goes to hobby
Speaker 4: lobby to make his own priest smack. He can take
Speaker 4: those to the neighborhood sizzler where I am sure Greg,
Speaker 4: you're a platinum member. You have your photo on the wall.
Speaker 4: He ates the most top Sirloins in March congratulations in
Speaker 4: their Hope I don't find out where you live. You
Speaker 4: might find a little present on your porch, and it
Speaker 4: won't be from a dog. Oh jacket, Oh.
Speaker 3: Oh my god.
Speaker 6: I don't know that woman gets the award for most
Speaker 6: creative insults ever.
Speaker 3: Before.
Speaker 6: Just off the top.
Speaker 1: Of his head, that would hit different to me. Excuse me, Brook,
Speaker 1: you don't have to act so impressed by the woman
Speaker 1: putting the other man down.
Speaker 6: Dude isn't picking up his dogs poo.
Speaker 3: Come on, he sucks.
Speaker 5: He deserved that.
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