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Speaker 8: Good morning everybody. You're listening to the voice, come on,
Speaker 8: dig me now. One and only Steve Harley got a
Speaker 8: radio show, Yeah, I got one. I got a message
Speaker 8: for you today too, something I was thinking about that
Speaker 8: might help you along the way. The thing I appreciate
Speaker 8: about so many people that I learned from Bishop Jakes,
Speaker 8: Kenneth Olmer, Donnie McClerkin, Kirk Franklin, Joel Oldstein, I can't
Speaker 8: tell you, and many more than that. I mean, you
Speaker 8: know I'm naming you know, famous people because I know
Speaker 8: you know these names. But my father, who you never met,
Speaker 8: was so great in my development as a man.
Speaker 2: But my mother thought of mercy.
Speaker 8: My mother, she taught me about faith. She gave me
Speaker 8: the things I needed to know about what I speak
Speaker 8: about every day. That basis was given to me by her.
Speaker 8: So it's so many great people. But here's the thing
Speaker 8: that I've had to learn, and that is that if
Speaker 8: God got you through it, it's done.
Speaker 1: Move on.
Speaker 8: See, I can't tell you how many people don't really
Speaker 8: pay attention to that close enough.
Speaker 2: If God got you through it, it's done. Move on.
Speaker 8: How many times have we as people allowed God to
Speaker 8: get us through something, get us beyond something, get us
Speaker 8: over something, get us through something, and then even after
Speaker 8: it's completion, we sit there and we dwell on it,
Speaker 8: and we dwell on it to the point where it
Speaker 8: becomes an anchor around our neck and we can't move on.
Speaker 1: We can't move on because we just.
Speaker 8: Won't let it go. It's done. If God got you
Speaker 8: through it, it's done.
Speaker 2: Move on on. Stop harboring on the past.
Speaker 8: Stop hanging on to every time you fail, Stop hanging
Speaker 8: on to every time you slipped up and messed up.
Speaker 1: Stop hanging on to every time you didn't.
Speaker 2: Get it right.
Speaker 8: So what everybody makes mistakes, everybody messes up, everybody don't
Speaker 8: get it right, everybody struggling with something.
Speaker 2: You ain't the only one.
Speaker 8: But my God, man, if God got you through it,
Speaker 8: it's done.
Speaker 1: Move on.
Speaker 8: You hanging on to it for it. That's why he
Speaker 8: got it, got you through it, so you can move
Speaker 8: on from it. See a lot of things that happened
Speaker 8: to us that we think are negative or bad experience.
Speaker 8: These are lessons and what not to do. This is
Speaker 8: a way to have a now a bearing on. Look
Speaker 8: out for it the next time. You got me once,
Speaker 8: you can't get me again. I'm telling you, and if
Speaker 8: God got you through it, it's done.
Speaker 1: Move on.
Speaker 8: You have got to move on. I use this analogy
Speaker 8: all the time. I'm gonna add a little bit to it.
Speaker 8: Bishop Jakes told me you cannot drive your car looking
Speaker 8: in the rear view mirror. See you know what your
Speaker 8: rearview mirror is actually for in your car. Your rear
Speaker 8: view mirror is designed. After I pass a car and
Speaker 8: I want to merge into that lane, or I want
Speaker 8: to make another move, I look up in the rear
Speaker 8: view mirror, and all I use it for it shows
Speaker 8: me that I've gotten past it. I've gotten past the
Speaker 8: vehicle I was passing, and I got enough room now
Speaker 8: clear to make my next move.
Speaker 1: That's what I use my rearview mirror for.
Speaker 8: I use my rear view mirror to just glance up
Speaker 8: every now and then to see what's coming up on me.
Speaker 8: That's all I use it for. Listen to me real close. Now,
Speaker 8: your rearview mirror on your car is after you passing
Speaker 8: something or you're passing by something, you can look up
Speaker 8: in the rear view mirror and it lets you know
Speaker 8: you're passed it, you're beyond it.
Speaker 2: It's clear now, it's in the past.
Speaker 8: You no longer have to deal with it as the
Speaker 8: car that was in front of you blocking your way.
Speaker 8: You have passed it. You look up in the mirror,
Speaker 8: you've cleared it. Now if you on a switch lanes
Speaker 8: could slide on over, you got room. But that rearview
Speaker 8: mirror also lets you see if anything is coming up
Speaker 8: on you, and you just need to glance because if
Speaker 8: you moving forward, ain't a whole lot can come up
Speaker 8: on you. You just glancing every now and then, and it
Speaker 8: reminds you that you got through something and you got
Speaker 8: beyond something. That's what the rearview mirror for. Now, let's
Speaker 8: talk about that windshield. Why you think that wind shields
Speaker 8: so big on your car. That's the biggest window on
Speaker 8: your car. You know why the wind shield so big
Speaker 8: because it's where you're going. Because even the automobile makers
Speaker 8: want you to have a wide view of where you're
Speaker 8: going so you can see what's up ahead. They put
Speaker 8: lights on the car at night so you can have
Speaker 8: night vision and see what's up ahead. But you can
Speaker 8: uh oh man, oh see not why is that looking?
Speaker 8: Think about that now before I move forward with this one.
Speaker 8: Think about that wind shield. Man, Why is that wind
Speaker 8: shield so big so you can see where you're going.
Speaker 8: It's way more important where you're going than where you're being.
Speaker 1: Don't you see that.
Speaker 8: That's why the rear view mirror is so small, because
Speaker 8: it is nowhere near as important as it is as
Speaker 8: to where you're going. While you being just allows you
Speaker 8: to take a glance, can make sure you cleared it
Speaker 8: so you can see if it's room enough for you
Speaker 8: to make your next move, so you can know that
Speaker 8: you've gone through it and go ahead on about your business.
Speaker 8: But that windshield, that windshield is for vision. A man
Speaker 8: without a dream of vision shall perish. That windshield is
Speaker 8: for somebody going somewhere. That windshielding for somebody out there
Speaker 8: trying to make another move. I'm gonna go right I'm
Speaker 8: gonna left. I'm gonna get off on this exit. I'm
Speaker 8: gonna take this detail. I'm gonna handle this sign. There's
Speaker 8: a new route. There's only so many miles left to go.
Speaker 8: That's what the windshield got. Let me tell you something, man,
Speaker 8: when you see a mile sign, you're driving on the freeway,
Speaker 8: you're on the interstate, and you let's say you driving
Speaker 8: to a particular city and you see a sign that
Speaker 8: says that city is thirty eight or one hundred and
Speaker 8: thirty eight miles away. That lets you know where you're going,
Speaker 8: and you're on the right path. Now, if you keep
Speaker 8: looking in the rear view mirror, you'll never.
Speaker 1: Know how close you are.
Speaker 8: You'll never know cause you're driving your car looking in
Speaker 8: the rear view mirror. You all on the shoulder, you
Speaker 8: hear them rocks up under your car. You just scared
Speaker 8: yourself to death because you know why, because you keep
Speaker 8: looking in the rear view mirror.
Speaker 1: Get out the rear view mirror.
Speaker 2: If God got you through it, it's done.
Speaker 1: Move on.
Speaker 2: So what he don't love you no more?
Speaker 1: And man, let's move on.
Speaker 2: If God got you through it, it's done.
Speaker 1: Move on.
Speaker 2: God got something for you.
Speaker 8: If you get out your rearview mirror and get up
Speaker 8: in that wind shield, God's got something for you up ahead.
Speaker 8: But you can't see what's up ahead because you in
Speaker 8: that rearview mirror. If God got you through it, it's done.
Speaker 8: Let's move on. Come on, y'all, don't let the pass
Speaker 8: beat you up. That's the ingredients in the cake. You
Speaker 8: done made that already, that's done.
Speaker 2: Let's go.
Speaker 8: God, look in the windshield, see what God marbably got
Speaker 8: something new for you.
Speaker 2: If you get out the rear view mirror and look, open.
Speaker 1: Up your eyes and see. All right, let's go today.
Speaker 9: You're listening morning show.
Speaker 2: Ladies and gentlemen.
Speaker 8: Here it is again, this great unbelievable thing called the
Speaker 8: gift of life.
Speaker 2: God that gave it to us again. I'm so grateful
Speaker 2: for it.
Speaker 8: Thank you, Heavenly Father for waking me up again, starting
Speaker 8: me on my way.
Speaker 2: As the old folks saying, closed in my right.
Speaker 8: Mind, you would think at sixty seven, I would consider
Speaker 8: myself an old folk, but I don't. So when you
Speaker 8: hear me say what the old folks say, I don't
Speaker 8: know what age we talking about, but it ain't me though.
Speaker 8: I'm just going along with it because I'm just woof.
Speaker 8: I'm maintaining a certain level of flyness no matter what happens.
Speaker 8: Just to make sure I put in a new order
Speaker 8: for suits with my Taylor. I'm going in another direction
Speaker 8: because everybody just stole a look now, so now for
Speaker 8: I'm about to move that look around a little bit
Speaker 8: and come out somewhere in the mid season a family feud.
Speaker 8: I'll introduce the new look straight, Pimp, straight, straight, and pimp.
Speaker 1: Yeah. I know that.
Speaker 2: This is Steve Harvey.
Speaker 8: Morning Show, y'all, Charlton Strawberry, Colin Frail, Mississippi, Monica Junior,
Speaker 8: and the legend that is Nephew.
Speaker 1: Tell me, Junior.
Speaker 10: Let me tell you something, man, you feel be a
Speaker 10: straight pip again. It's watch your sixth time doog.
Speaker 9: Eighteen since we're counting.
Speaker 1: If we're yeah, you didn't, Yeah, you be a straight
Speaker 1: PI eighteen times.
Speaker 2: Dog.
Speaker 8: My philosophy is keep it pimping at all times at
Speaker 8: all you know. Yeah, I'm not up pimp. I'm just
Speaker 8: pimping the game. I like the swag of it. I'm
Speaker 8: that game.
Speaker 1: You know.
Speaker 8: I don't care what nobody say about me. I don't
Speaker 8: care what you right about me. I don't care what
Speaker 8: you think think about me because I know me. I
Speaker 8: know who I am and I know whose I am.
Speaker 8: I'm not confused about either one of them. And no
Speaker 8: matter what you say, don't change none of that. It
Speaker 8: don't change nothing. Yes, Sir Junior, can.
Speaker 1: Ask you said, well, do you know what they're saying
Speaker 1: about you right now? And I work with you. I
Speaker 1: hear it every day.
Speaker 8: Not really, but I do. Can I can tell you
Speaker 8: this though? Can I tell you this? I don't give
Speaker 8: a damn? Can I tell you that one more time?
Speaker 8: One more to give a damn? I really don't, he
Speaker 8: goes man, I ain't got no time.
Speaker 2: Do you see?
Speaker 8: Yeah, what God has done for me? Do you really
Speaker 8: know how far he bought me? Do you know what
Speaker 8: I used to beg I got a new season of
Speaker 8: the Judge Show coming on Abcity? What you talking about?
Speaker 2: Dog? You know what I was reading?
Speaker 8: If somebody somebody came to me and said, man, they said,
Speaker 8: you're a country bumpkin. Okay, I go, I'm from Westwest Virginia. Hell,
Speaker 8: most people I know down from West West Virginia country
Speaker 8: what but what but when you call me country bumpkin?
Speaker 8: You need to I want you to ask something. Yeah
Speaker 8: that blessed highly favored country bumping. All right, hey that
Speaker 8: then I call you fill in the blank. But before
Speaker 8: you call me a country bunkman, say blessed and highly
Speaker 8: favored country bunking, and then even say whatever you won't
Speaker 8: say after that.
Speaker 9: Coming up at thirty two minutes after the hour, we're
Speaker 9: going to church with church complaints. Right after this you're
Speaker 9: listening hard Morning show. It is time now for church
Speaker 9: complaints with Pastor Motown and Deacon deaf jam.
Speaker 8: We galbl in the most mall simple, loonious week tripe
Speaker 8: down the road of epilepsy? What what as we gravitate
Speaker 8: to the of the ambiquity of Justace Lord In the
Speaker 8: words of one of my favorite poets of all time,
Speaker 8: James Brown, talking loud, All.
Speaker 1: Right, Pastor, let's get down the business here.
Speaker 4: We got a situation little Jacobe Lele Jacobe, who was
Speaker 4: in college. I wants to go into pharmaceutical sales after college.
Speaker 4: His uncle Slimmy got him in turning with him on
Speaker 4: the street selling weed, talking about this is the same thing.
Speaker 4: You're just getting a better return on your investment. You're
Speaker 4: gonna have to talk to let he going down.
Speaker 8: Well, no, weed now is if you have a medical card,
Speaker 8: it is not considered a medicinal agent for healing. Muh
Speaker 8: you know you can lud Jakobe could open up a
Speaker 8: weed store.
Speaker 1: You took that from that.
Speaker 2: Well, they called it cannabis, but we all know it's weed.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's what it is.
Speaker 4: Now.
Speaker 8: My aunt had me go down and asked me to
Speaker 8: buy her cannabis, but she didn't know what was in
Speaker 8: the can. She thought cannabis was a can or something
Speaker 8: and we had to have a talk.
Speaker 1: With her that.
Speaker 8: Can you buy me a can of that bus for
Speaker 8: my glacma anything?
Speaker 2: Alright?
Speaker 4: Sister is Sister Gretchen is telling the kids that she's
Speaker 4: taking them to the underground Railroad in February. She is
Speaker 4: scaring them, please talk to her about this Black history
Speaker 4: field trip.
Speaker 2: No, no, I've actually signed off on that. DC. We're
Speaker 2: gonna have that this year. Uh wen start in Georgia.
Speaker 4: Uh.
Speaker 8: We're gonna these kids that's been playing all this Xbox
Speaker 8: and all this here, all these video games and Fotnite
Speaker 8: and all this here. We're gonna put them all in
Speaker 8: some gym shorts and make them go bare footed and
Speaker 8: gonna keep them down by the riverhead and.
Speaker 4: Off how far you gonna take them now, starting in
Speaker 4: Georgia to what well if most of them ain't gonna
Speaker 4: make it outside of uh chat Leger uh the chat
Speaker 4: New River in Atlanta, most of them ain't gonna get
Speaker 4: outside Atlanta before.
Speaker 8: They fall out because you know they're soft now, they
Speaker 8: don't make the kids can't run that far. So and
Speaker 8: just for specially effect, we were out of hide four
Speaker 8: hounds to keep the pace up.
Speaker 1: It's kind of serious.
Speaker 8: Notas you hear that, you gotta gonna keep running to
Speaker 8: you they're gonna fall out there.
Speaker 2: It ain't gonna be longer the stopping.
Speaker 4: A well, we want to get your approval on this,
Speaker 4: pastor I. They have decided to get kim Barew to
Speaker 4: come by and let us know who in the choir
Speaker 4: can sing and who.
Speaker 1: She's gonna tell you.
Speaker 4: It's after you to get that plan. But but but
Speaker 4: we know she gonna be tell the truth about it.
Speaker 4: But we it's your for your clans if you.
Speaker 2: All once again, I've signed off on that too.
Speaker 8: Yeahwenty four, we're not taking it no more so, Sister
Speaker 8: kim Barell will be coming by. Jack pot Joiner Jerusalem.
Speaker 8: And if she hear you sing and say you can't
Speaker 8: you is out the choir.
Speaker 9: She's a solo act.
Speaker 5: Yeah, she's gonna give us one hundred.
Speaker 2: Sister for the name of Kim Barrey.
Speaker 8: She's clearing our churches all over the US.
Speaker 1: Oh, it's some people mad.
Speaker 2: It's sister Kim right now, Lord.
Speaker 4: All right, past, and now hold on for this one.
Speaker 4: Right here, Tim Scott and hersha Walker asking people to
Speaker 4: pick cotton with them in February and bring awareness.
Speaker 1: To Great Membrace.
Speaker 4: Please tell our people and the congregates how stupid here,
Speaker 4: but this is Tim Scott and herschel Walker trying to
Speaker 4: get people to pick cotton with him in February. It's
Speaker 4: just it makes no sense, Past, I.
Speaker 1: Know, but.
Speaker 4: You know.
Speaker 8: I'm actually thinking that make that a part of the
Speaker 8: children's field trip this year, to go over there and
Speaker 8: watch Kim and herschel. But I'm not gonna lie the
Speaker 8: children here to pick. But I am gonna have them
Speaker 8: and buy insane spiritual the children.
Speaker 2: We're gonna teach them.
Speaker 5: The babies gonna sing the.
Speaker 8: All right, Pastor, and to make sure they're saying everybody
Speaker 8: don't sing. Gonna get whipped, so that up we're gonna
Speaker 8: get some singing doing go ahead in some black history
Speaker 8: the congregation.
Speaker 4: The congregation has agreed that at the beginning of this year,
Speaker 4: your sermons are going way too long and they won't
Speaker 4: permission to say a barbecue sandwich is doing the service.
Speaker 1: Genie, right, genius.
Speaker 8: You know how you ain't gonna believe this, but I've
Speaker 8: already signed off that all because if you ain't gonna
Speaker 8: put the money in the trail upstand, we're gonna show
Speaker 8: get it from you downstairs because barbecue sandwich is gonna
Speaker 8: be high. Hell, I'm just gonna let you know right now.
Speaker 8: And barbecue sandwich is eighteen.
Speaker 9: Dollars, yes, yes, hung eighteen.
Speaker 8: Dollars yeah, And you don't have too because I'm gonna
Speaker 8: have you now because I'm not cutting down sermon show.
Speaker 8: Oh no, no, no, that to push more people downstairs
Speaker 8: to the barbecue saying I.
Speaker 4: Need you to let me know if you won't if
Speaker 4: you want not Geno Jennings, but Dino, his brother, Dino Jennings,
Speaker 4: wants to speak.
Speaker 11: He had this church next week, but it's after you bath,
Speaker 11: and you're letting me know.
Speaker 8: I'm holding out for Gino to pick cool pass because
Speaker 8: we're gonna let him speak with his mad angry as.
Speaker 1: Thank you for such a record, what the Bible say?
Speaker 9: And diggon death Jim for church complaints coming up next
Speaker 9: to his ass the Celo or Chief Love Officer. Steve Harvey,
Speaker 9: you're listening Steve Harvey Morning Show coming up at the
Speaker 9: top of the hour. And entertainment news. The teams are
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Speaker 9: the joys of having a newborn at the age of eighty. Okay,
Speaker 9: that's all at the top of the hour. The zero's
Speaker 9: and he's in his eighties too. That's all at the
Speaker 9: top of the hour. Right now, it is time to
Speaker 9: ask the colo. This is from Theesia in Champagne. These
Speaker 9: are rights. Twenty years ago, my husband had sex with
Speaker 9: his cousins. They had no idea they were related, and
Speaker 9: recently his cousin has been calling and trying to hang
Speaker 9: out with him. I told him, I don't like it
Speaker 9: one bit. Why can't he understand how I feel?
Speaker 8: Well, he don't happen because you ain't fitting to start
Speaker 8: liking no at all.
Speaker 2: Dog.
Speaker 8: And if you slept with your cousin now she want
Speaker 8: to hang out called we cousin.
Speaker 2: No, No, that ain't finna happen.
Speaker 8: You're gonna keep all that your regular ass behavior over
Speaker 8: there where it was at in the past. See if
Speaker 8: they bring it up over here. Yeah, they didn't know it,
Speaker 8: but now you know it. But now we can't.
Speaker 2: We we're not hanging out.
Speaker 8: We'd have done all the hang it out we was
Speaker 8: gonna do cam by the fact we hung out way
Speaker 8: too close.
Speaker 9: But it doesn't matter that it was twenty years ago.
Speaker 5: I'll give it matter. That's blood. Get out of that, bruh.
Speaker 8: And you're not and the wife don't have to sit
Speaker 8: up there and be in your mess that and they
Speaker 8: don't even sound right. Come on, dude, I need to
Speaker 8: find somebody else to hang out with another cuz listen
Speaker 8: to me like that, like they don't forgot what happened.
Speaker 9: Right right, all right? Moving on to Nicki and Spartanburg,
Speaker 9: Nicki writes, my husband just told me that at his age,
Speaker 9: he prefers to eat dinner on the couch and watch
Speaker 9: a movie or listen to a podcast. He said, he's
Speaker 9: not wasting money in twenty twenty four, we're only thirty
Speaker 9: three years old. How can he say that dating me
Speaker 9: is a waste of money. So they're not married, Yeah,
Speaker 9: they're married. They're married, but you know how you have
Speaker 9: date nights when you're married, and he doesn't want to
Speaker 9: do that anymore.
Speaker 1: Eating that's a nasty ass couch.
Speaker 9: I know that he's eating in front of no.
Speaker 2: Plan of doing any better than he doing right now.
Speaker 9: That's it. And he's only thirty three though, Get locked in.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I ain't wasting no moment. I'm white.
Speaker 8: I'm listening to podcast. I'm meeting my dinner on the couch.
Speaker 9: Just at thirty three, thirty three.
Speaker 2: He said, all he want to do is wat listen
Speaker 2: to podcast.
Speaker 1: Wow.
Speaker 2: Wow.
Speaker 9: Yeah, she's going to be very very unhappy. Yeah from
Speaker 9: now on, from now on, Yeah, she's very unhappy. Yeah, Yeah,
Speaker 9: we want.
Speaker 8: One thing he gonna mess around and do. Why are
Speaker 8: you sitting on the couch eating your dinner and listening
Speaker 8: to podcast?
Speaker 2: What's she gonna be?
Speaker 7: Yeah?
Speaker 4: Oh, it's gonna happen. Yep, when people start looking around.
Speaker 4: When they get to looking around.
Speaker 5: Why you got your headphones in your hair?
Speaker 1: Looking around?
Speaker 8: Maybe I got a podcast. You wasn't home. I was
Speaker 8: out having dinner. I didn't feel like he know the
Speaker 8: couch today.
Speaker 9: In front of the TV.
Speaker 4: We we got him vacuum this couch, though we don't
Speaker 4: have to.
Speaker 9: All right, Moving on to.
Speaker 1: Oh, he got a podcast.
Speaker 9: You may have heard it since you liked to listen
Speaker 9: to podcasts. All right, Moving on to Camille in Jersey City. Camille, Right,
Speaker 9: So I took my thirteen year old cell phone and
Speaker 9: I read her text. She thinks I'm basic and I
Speaker 9: should wear makeup and wigs. What do you do when
Speaker 9: your child disapproves of you?
Speaker 8: Well, what custs out that think you need a wig
Speaker 8: and some makeup? Well, let me tell you what. She's
Speaker 8: thirteen and then figured that out. She might not be
Speaker 8: the only one. You know, children don't really have a filter.
Speaker 8: They kind of speak their mind. And you know, she
Speaker 8: she probably looking at her mama, going, my mama could
Speaker 8: have somebody if she would just go ahead and do
Speaker 8: something to herself.
Speaker 2: Girl, So get one down there to the whigs.
Speaker 5: Though, beauty supply, all the.
Speaker 2: Neighborhoods got one.
Speaker 1: Get your nice when they be.
Speaker 2: In the window.
Speaker 8: Don't get one that's in the window though, because people
Speaker 8: know that one.
Speaker 2: Don't get the woman.
Speaker 8: Yeah, don't body one in the window everybody, so when
Speaker 8: they go by the window, they don't see it no more.
Speaker 8: The one out the window together, yeah, praise law and
Speaker 8: sister Sharon, what praise girl? Did you ride the one
Speaker 8: in the window. Don't don't buy the one in the window.
Speaker 9: All right, back in the back.
Speaker 5: It's so crazy.
Speaker 11: Back in the back.
Speaker 2: And make sure whatever wig you buy, prest if you buy.
Speaker 8: One of them short hair wigs, make sure that it
Speaker 8: laid down on your neck. Don't let your wigs stick
Speaker 8: up off the back of your neck, and your hair
Speaker 8: is under yeah, all.
Speaker 9: Right, last one, Steve, this is from Olivia.
Speaker 2: Crazy, especially that when you got a blonde streaking and
Speaker 2: everybody don't know that.
Speaker 9: Olivia and New Orleans says, I finally told my side
Speaker 9: dude that I married and it's over. He took it
Speaker 9: well at first, but then he started tripping and he
Speaker 9: called me a few times late at night. I need
Speaker 9: to change my number. What do I this is her question.
Speaker 9: This is what she wants to know. What do I
Speaker 9: tell my husband so he won't get suspicious?
Speaker 8: Your phone number is connected to your debit card and
Speaker 8: a couple other things, and you have some fraudulent reports
Speaker 8: reported on it.
Speaker 2: And you need a new number, and you start.
Speaker 4: That's Cary, will you come off the cup with that?
Speaker 9: You read anything?
Speaker 1: You got to get out of this. Let me tell
Speaker 1: you something.
Speaker 8: We got to get out of something. You ain't got
Speaker 8: time to panic. You got to get out of.
Speaker 9: This because if you were a man, you tell him
Speaker 9: the same thing.
Speaker 5: Oh my god, I already know how to get out
Speaker 5: of this.
Speaker 9: But okay, I liked where you were going. So what now?
Speaker 9: Wire we saying her phone is.
Speaker 8: To get a new card, because your card is connected
Speaker 8: to your debit card, and you're starting to get some
Speaker 8: fraudulent reports and you think that they're stealing it based
Speaker 8: on the information that they're getting off your telephone, and
Speaker 8: you notice you've seen some fraudulent stuff. So I got
Speaker 8: to give me a new number right now to stop
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Speaker 5: Levels you yourself just as as hell.
Speaker 12: Thank you.
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Speaker 1: Can I get all my credit.
Speaker 8: In chips, Bobby is I don't want to lunch down
Speaker 8: in the fountain.
Speaker 2: I don't need to far sad. I get all mine
Speaker 2: in chills.
Speaker 9: You are again all right, we gotta talk about it.
Speaker 9: We have to talk about the heartbreak alright today.
Speaker 8: I'm gonna tell you right now, And this is honest,
Speaker 8: God's truth. You can ask the Lord about me. I
Speaker 8: was more hurt for the Detroit.
Speaker 2: Loss than the Cleveland loss.
Speaker 8: Yes to you, I was more hurt for the Detroit
Speaker 8: loss than the Cleveland.
Speaker 2: Laws might have been slipped away for me?
Speaker 9: What what what might have been?
Speaker 8: Tell us about I had already I had already picked
Speaker 8: out the outfit. I will go way to say, purple soup,
Speaker 8: purple shirt, purple tie, and white felt for Dora that
Speaker 8: I had on that the versus earth Wind and and
Speaker 8: and the Isley brothers.
Speaker 9: I knew that familiar.
Speaker 1: Yes that was Easter wasn't not around Easter.
Speaker 8: I had put a found a purple rock crystal and
Speaker 8: stuck that in the side of the Yes, all I
Speaker 8: had to do for Detroit and four feathers and get
Speaker 8: ron Eisley to give me that chinchilla coat for the game.
Speaker 9: You know he would have done it.
Speaker 1: You know that.
Speaker 4: You in your closet all day before the game, getting
Speaker 4: you out.
Speaker 8: I just went back to Instagram and found this one.
Speaker 8: I didn't even had to go to the Crown.
Speaker 9: Oh okay, pot ready, Oh try.
Speaker 2: Didn't know there was no pain for me like that pain.
Speaker 9: That one hurts you.
Speaker 11: Steve cuts you deep, cut us off.
Speaker 2: Not the other game.
Speaker 8: Everybody that's talking about how does this affect Lamar or
Speaker 8: Jackson's legacy? Lamar Jackson. Fine, they ran up into them.
Speaker 8: Damn chiefs, Patrick and Kelsey. Everybody know he thought it
Speaker 8: to him, and he thought anyway, I understand, I've got
Speaker 8: I'm putting four people on Kelsey. I'm tackling his ass
Speaker 8: every player. He's not catching the ball, but can't nobody
Speaker 8: stop it?
Speaker 9: Yeah, yeah, got special. He's the Taylor Swift effect. I'm
Speaker 9: trying to.
Speaker 8: Figure Outaylor Swift fine because I can't.
Speaker 5: Yeah, gonna get off.
Speaker 1: You know how I feel about.
Speaker 8: I ain't got no problem she talented his Hell, I
Speaker 8: just she fine because all these bigger as Jersey she'd
Speaker 8: be waring.
Speaker 2: Is it some photos out there I ain't seen? She
Speaker 2: got I ain't looked her up.
Speaker 1: She wants. She told the cameras to get away.
Speaker 5: When man go away, I said, come on, I'm a fellow.
Speaker 2: Lamar. Lamar was hurt for Baltimore.
Speaker 9: Yes, yeah, yeah, yeah yeah, I.
Speaker 2: Was hurting from Baltimore though, I was just hurting. Yeah.
Speaker 5: Fifty eight is set.
Speaker 7: Yeah.
Speaker 8: And the chief, the man that played where Lamar caught
Speaker 8: his own damn past.
Speaker 2: That's when that's when I knew he different.
Speaker 8: I said, this boy right here, no no, no, no,
Speaker 8: no no, And I'm talking about running with it for yard.
Speaker 2: But let me tell you something. He threw the past. Now,
Speaker 2: let me tell something. Everybody looking for this ball.
Speaker 1: This is not.
Speaker 8: This is not this is not something that ain't nobody
Speaker 8: care about? Right, That damn ball is everything. And I
Speaker 8: mean everybody was looking up at it. His ass ran
Speaker 8: and got that ball, Lamar. But you know, the Kansas
Speaker 8: City defense man, they just had a game plan that
Speaker 8: was crazy. That was crazy. And I don't know what
Speaker 8: the defensive coordinator does not understand about Kelsey. I don't
Speaker 8: understand how he catch all the damn balls eleven for eleven,
Speaker 8: you know, at at at the fourth one, ain't nobody saying,
Speaker 8: all right, we got pushed out.
Speaker 9: On them for.
Speaker 8: After the fourth catch roll five five catches in the row.
Speaker 8: How did he get to eleven.
Speaker 2: At one point in time, somebody, I don't understand man,
Speaker 2: that was? That was man? I was so hurt. Thank you,
Speaker 2: mad Detroit.
Speaker 9: God, don't one day to work, Steve, Just where it's
Speaker 9: work one day.
Speaker 2: Man, you know what? Or to just wear and hit them.
Speaker 9: All yeah with the coast.
Speaker 1: Let's just do my.
Speaker 2: Whole show in what I was going to wear to
Speaker 2: the super Bowl had Detroit? Just man, I ought to
Speaker 2: do that.
Speaker 9: And post it. All right. Congratulations to the forty nine
Speaker 9: ers and to the Chiefs coming up at twenty minutes
Speaker 9: after the we will play a quick game of one
Speaker 9: has to go right after this. You're listening morning show,
Speaker 9: all right, it is time to play one of these
Speaker 9: has to go. Your teeth, your eyelids or your you
Speaker 9: know what, teeth, eyelids? You know what?
Speaker 1: Yo?
Speaker 9: What probably private?
Speaker 1: Ain't nobody let go? Well we know that ain't going
Speaker 1: to take.
Speaker 8: Lips, eyes, brists, my nose, take my nose off my face.
Speaker 8: I'll be sitting up here looking at you, Jesse crazy.
Speaker 1: Take one sense to go take my pigtorials. I don't
Speaker 1: care I be fined at all. Yo. Okay, so it's
Speaker 1: your what not?
Speaker 9: Surely take you it's your teeth, your eyelids, or your
Speaker 9: private take my.
Speaker 1: We'll walk around looking like.
Speaker 9: Open whatever.
Speaker 1: All right.
Speaker 2: I had had to carry spray bottle with me talking
Speaker 2: with them.
Speaker 1: Please, all right, here we go.
Speaker 9: One has to go sex lying or food.
Speaker 1: One has i'd be so much weight food I.
Speaker 9: Lying.
Speaker 4: We're gonna lie. Do you think we're gonna get some sick?
Speaker 1: What did you think?
Speaker 9: But you're gonna be.
Speaker 1: If I don't real? No sex, I ain't gonna.
Speaker 2: Be baby to eat, No way, no wow, I give
Speaker 2: you some sick.
Speaker 1: I've been talking to you at one twenty five.
Speaker 9: I don't care all right. Speaking of sex. One has
Speaker 9: to go kitchen table, front porch, neighbors yard.
Speaker 1: I don't need no front porch.
Speaker 2: I don't have a porch, but my neighbors is too
Speaker 2: far away.
Speaker 9: Say so kitchen table it is?
Speaker 13: No?
Speaker 2: I mean on the front.
Speaker 5: You said, one gotta go?
Speaker 9: Okay, it's the front porch.
Speaker 1: Okay, yeah, all right, neighbors, y'all.
Speaker 9: One has to go a song for you, my lady?
Speaker 9: What reason? One has to go. A song for you
Speaker 9: for ever, my lady.
Speaker 4: Reasons Sorry that I don't know what I even talked about.
Speaker 1: Lady got to go that jo. Yeah, okay, I tell you.
Speaker 2: Need to go.
Speaker 1: A song for you.
Speaker 11: Oh no, you won't hold the way, my lady, for you?
Speaker 1: Song for you?
Speaker 2: Dog?
Speaker 8: Have you heard the temptations? Do that out your mind?
Speaker 8: Take a fly album?
Speaker 2: A song no Donny had take.
Speaker 1: My life on't stay?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 2: Nine thousand people wand that was the first song.
Speaker 9: Was ready to fight out?
Speaker 8: You ain't heard the reasonsout your mind?
Speaker 9: Coming up in thirty four minutes to the hours since
Speaker 9: your other.
Speaker 1: Cost forever, my lady.
Speaker 9: Right after this, you're listening morning show?
Speaker 1: All right, so we.
Speaker 9: Introduction, my lord.
Speaker 8: I don't need no introduction, said the oldell is in
Speaker 8: the building.
Speaker 2: Good morning's ever once.
Speaker 8: Cary Junior, Tommy, ma'am girl over there, Mississippi, how y'all
Speaker 8: this morning?
Speaker 2: What's going on? Let's get to it because I have
Speaker 2: y'all been shortening my time. Ladies.
Speaker 9: Okay, you know, well we we mentioned this.
Speaker 2: I noticed you got you you changed the color of
Speaker 2: your half.
Speaker 1: We did.
Speaker 9: That's pretty yes, ma'am, I did, Thank you, Thank.
Speaker 2: You pretty going through someone wrong.
Speaker 9: We're always going through things. No, but I like to
Speaker 9: change my hair color from time to time.
Speaker 8: Well, you know when women's when we can't make change
Speaker 8: of this cause we change. We're going through some stuff
Speaker 8: we changed when we change. Oh uh huh want the
Speaker 8: rules of being women?
Speaker 2: We used to wake up one morning and change on mind.
Speaker 9: Ain't yes and.
Speaker 8: Everything? Okay, good, good good. I used to change my.
Speaker 2: Hairth color tooth, you know, oh to what? One time
Speaker 2: I had it? One time I did bright, traffic light yellow?
Speaker 2: Oh okay, that was what I got saved.
Speaker 8: That's when I walked into the tavern. My head stood
Speaker 8: for caution. Come over here, come over here if you
Speaker 8: want to care.
Speaker 5: Morning all right?
Speaker 9: So I wanted to ask you about gospel singer Kimbarell.
Speaker 9: We talked about her earlier. But you know, guys, Kimbarell
Speaker 9: was singing at church and parishioners started singing with her.
Speaker 9: She promptly told them this is a solo God's using.
Speaker 8: I'm saying, yeah, stop singing, And she.
Speaker 1: Kept on saying.
Speaker 8: I said, you just have to can't here, good, I'm
Speaker 8: doing a solo.
Speaker 2: I don't need you to say.
Speaker 8: Well, she trying to say with them, seek them, but
Speaker 8: Caimbrell started to shut this down. Kimbarell are going on tour,
Speaker 8: they called to shut it down.
Speaker 13: To it.
Speaker 8: If you don't love your mouth in the lawn's house
Speaker 8: and you don't need to be in the choir. You
Speaker 8: ain't in the choir for a reason. You're in the audience.
Speaker 8: Beat the audience, clap and support.
Speaker 9: So you agree with Kimbarell because.
Speaker 2: I saw how you talk to the people. And Junior,
Speaker 2: is you.
Speaker 1: All right today? I'm good.
Speaker 8: Good, Looking at your head and everything.
Speaker 1: I'm trying to talk to him, I can't what's wrong?
Speaker 9: What do you mean you're looking at his head?
Speaker 2: Is everything all right?
Speaker 1: What did you mean by that? Did you cut your hair?
Speaker 4: Ju?
Speaker 1: No, ma'am you cut it back? What do you mean, tom?
Speaker 1: What are you?
Speaker 11: Don't do this to be done?
Speaker 2: Getting now?
Speaker 8: I'm just looking at it and you got your head,
Speaker 8: says on And I still don't see you.
Speaker 9: Don't you take him off for sister Dell for a second.
Speaker 8: Please well take your head says off, sweet, and not
Speaker 8: lean forward? Oh that oh there, Oh yeah, it's gone.
Speaker 8: It's just done. Now it's done. You almost disappeared it
Speaker 8: ain't even like hairline it no more. You just it's
Speaker 8: just like somebody got some tracing paper on your head.
Speaker 9: Don't me sit down, call and get up.
Speaker 2: We ain't gotta look at the bright side. You ain't
Speaker 2: got to go to the shop no more.
Speaker 9: Still gets the sides lined up to do that yourself.
Speaker 4: Oh man, who is Monday more pay for?
Speaker 1: You said, what's on top of my head?
Speaker 13: Uh huh?
Speaker 1: Tracing paper?
Speaker 2: Tracing paper?
Speaker 8: You know how you put trace the paper on top
Speaker 8: of real picture and you're taking pencil and turn the
Speaker 8: sideways and don't.
Speaker 9: Profit well, junior, I think this is this is a
Speaker 9: great opportunity for you to ask this real debt something
Speaker 9: about life. You just got married.
Speaker 2: Go ahead and asked me. You ain't got a lot
Speaker 2: of time sweet to hair up?
Speaker 10: Ask you quid you think I can marriage?
Speaker 8: You're not gonna You're not gonna do well with you.
Speaker 2: No, I don't believe you're gonna make it.
Speaker 1: Not this one.
Speaker 8: Maybe on the next one, but not this one.
Speaker 9: Yeah, oh lord, coming up next it is a nephew.
Speaker 8: I don't I don't don't know. Everything throws you. You
Speaker 8: get out of this one and.
Speaker 9: Try, My lord, you're listening Hardy Morning Show coming up
Speaker 9: at about four minutes after the hour. It's my Strawberry
Speaker 9: letter for today and the subject is I plan to
Speaker 9: move no matter what. All right, we'll get into that
Speaker 9: find out what that's all about in just a few
Speaker 9: but right now it is time for the Nephew and
Speaker 9: today's prank phone call. What you got for his neph.
Speaker 1: I got one coming up for you.
Speaker 4: But let me think dayon Ohio man coming out and
Speaker 4: hanging out with you boy this past weekend.
Speaker 1: I greatly appreciate it.
Speaker 4: The Nephew stood there every show hour and fifteen minutes,
Speaker 4: flat foot and gave a ticket.
Speaker 1: Yes I did, Yes, I did.
Speaker 4: Next stop is the Next stop is New York City
Speaker 4: at the NYC Winery. Got a few tickets left, but
Speaker 4: first show sold out. They probably got my twenty ticket
Speaker 4: left at that second show to the Nephew is on
Speaker 4: the run across this country, okay, Laying in the Cut
Speaker 4: Comedy is on Greensboro, North Carolina. That would be February
Speaker 4: twenty third, twenty fourth, and twenty fifth. Tickets I own
Speaker 4: sale right now. The prank call is they moved, Big Mama.
Speaker 4: They were moved, Big Mama. You go see you go see,
Speaker 4: but they moved big Mama.
Speaker 1: Let's go get down.
Speaker 13: Clean service.
Speaker 12: I'm trying to Could I stick to the owner of
Speaker 12: the company.
Speaker 2: Is he.
Speaker 12: Is this Robert? The owner is Robert. It's this Robert.
Speaker 13: Yes, sir, this is this is mister Robert. How can
Speaker 13: I help you?
Speaker 12: My name is Corruthers. Y'all y'all clean, y'all clean my
Speaker 12: uh my my house last week?
Speaker 13: Okay.
Speaker 12: And when y'all moved the furniture to clean the carpet,
Speaker 12: somebody somebody moved my grandmother off the coffee table. Is
Speaker 12: he not in there? No more?
Speaker 13: Well? Hold on tax from sir. Do you know what
Speaker 13: what day did we clean your house on? Sir?
Speaker 12: Last Wednesday? Y'all clean my house.
Speaker 13: We came to your house on the Wednesday of last week.
Speaker 13: What's your address, sir, big mama, it's it's.
Speaker 12: Mag Mo.
Speaker 3: Sir.
Speaker 13: Hello, you said your name is Corrupted and we came
Speaker 13: to your house on Wednesday. If you don't mind, can
Speaker 13: I have your address?
Speaker 12: Sleep yo, mag mama, big.
Speaker 13: B Okay, mister corups, listen, if if if we if
Speaker 13: your grandmother now with your grandmother laying on the carpet,
Speaker 13: I mean, my guys don't move people, sir. Uh, we
Speaker 13: would not have our.
Speaker 12: Grandmother, my grandma. She was on the she was on
Speaker 12: the coffee table. Her her urn was on the coffee table.
Speaker 12: Oh real mother pets rehing late, y'all if somebody moved
Speaker 12: it and now the base is still having dashes.
Speaker 13: Okay, okay, okay, I'm sorry. So you're saying that you're
Speaker 13: oh mag mag mo, mister grub, I am so sorry.
Speaker 13: I just lost my grandmother not too long ago, sir.
Speaker 13: I know how you feel. Now, I'm listen. My guys
Speaker 13: would not have knocked over a vase or something like that,
Speaker 13: or they would have told me if they knocked over.
Speaker 13: So are you sure that it was my cleaning service?
Speaker 12: I ain't have no nobody had no two different carb
Speaker 12: cleaning services to come by in the same week. Man, y'all.
Speaker 12: The only ones came by there, y'all. The ones who
Speaker 12: did it, y'all, the one more on my grandmama and
Speaker 12: now my grandmama.
Speaker 13: Go mister Corma, go home. Man, mister Corus, I'm sorry
Speaker 13: about that, but if you would give me your address,
Speaker 13: I can confirm that that actually was my company that
Speaker 13: came by you. I apologize, sir, uh Trump, sorry.
Speaker 12: Lie Oh, I'm so sorry, sir.
Speaker 13: Now, if can you please just give me your address, sir,
Speaker 13: let me let me pull some information up in my
Speaker 13: system and we can we can straighten all this out.
Speaker 13: Holder for one second, please say go and ask Wayne
Speaker 13: and Robert you need to come in here for a second.
Speaker 13: They have to be the ones cleaning may carpet. On
Speaker 13: last week, some about knock on his grandmother.
Speaker 12: Earth big well be there. She been on that coffee table,
Speaker 12: been on that coffee table. But it's in my yar, Gunter.
Speaker 13: Said, Listen, brothers, I'm sorry. I'm trying to find out if.
Speaker 12: You know what. When I give myself together, I'm gonna
Speaker 12: come down there and I'm gonna kick some at that
Speaker 12: damn place in here. Do you hear me? Mister corrupt?
Speaker 13: Now listen, I'm gonna do everything that I can to
Speaker 13: help you. But now don't don't. You're not gonna present
Speaker 13: me on this phone.
Speaker 12: Tell you you move my grandmama, and I'm gonna move you.
Speaker 12: Now you hear me. I'm gonna, I promise you, I'm
Speaker 12: gonna tell everybody not to use this damn coffee cleaning service.
Speaker 12: Because you don't know what hold.
Speaker 13: Hello on now listen now, now, uh, it took me
Speaker 13: a long time to get my service together a certain
Speaker 13: we do a real good job.
Speaker 12: Now you're not gonna presp me y'all for grandmama. That's
Speaker 12: what y'all do. You move people's grandmama.
Speaker 3: We shirt.
Speaker 13: We have never had this kind of incident. As a
Speaker 13: matter of fact, we haven't had any incidents at all.
Speaker 13: So I'm everything that I can. I'm sorry about your grandmother, Sir.
Speaker 13: I'm gonna get everything anywhere to wait for them.
Speaker 12: I'm gonna get it in the newspaper and tell everybody
Speaker 12: not to use this damn service. I promise you.
Speaker 13: That I have told you once. Now you're not gonna
Speaker 13: prep me about how damn company an no more, you
Speaker 13: understand me. I never putting no add in no newspapers,
Speaker 13: and you're not finna shit there. Tell me what you're
Speaker 13: gonna do. I gonna call my sons in here. I
Speaker 13: to call them that you live in the only ones
Speaker 13: that clean that god dog gonna coffee. Now, I'm gonna
Speaker 13: find out what happened. But you're not gonna present my company.
Speaker 13: You understand. It's how I make my listen. Now, I
Speaker 13: don't know how you make your livings, but that's how I.
Speaker 12: Make my don't make y'all live by moving people grandmama's man,
Speaker 12: you move my grandmama. My grandmama ain't on the coffee table,
Speaker 12: no more, sir.
Speaker 13: Sir, it's I'm sorry. That's your grandmama. Not on your
Speaker 13: coffee table, no more, sir. I'll try to find out
Speaker 13: what happens. We're gonna get this fixed for you, but
Speaker 13: you gotta work with me.
Speaker 12: You ain't got well. I'm coming down there right now
Speaker 12: to do Damn. I wasna start kicking some sell your boys.
Speaker 12: Now you stare too.
Speaker 13: Oh you're gonna come down here, come bring up, Come
Speaker 13: on down here right now. I'm not scaring you, man,
Speaker 13: I'm trying to help you. And you want to go
Speaker 13: out on me like that. How don't give a letter
Speaker 13: that come on down here right now. You won't get
Speaker 13: me even your address. I don't even know where you are.
Speaker 13: I don't even know if you see.
Speaker 12: I promise you I'm whooping your boys and yo is
Speaker 12: y'all to move my grandma? You move my grandmother?
Speaker 13: Man, brother missus corrupt? Don't print me or don't threaten
Speaker 13: me by my boy that that's my son. I don't
Speaker 13: take that too lightly. I will come personally to your
Speaker 13: house right now, beat up and then come back and
Speaker 13: clean your house for free. You understand me. Don't you
Speaker 13: thru my children? And don't you treat me?
Speaker 12: Let me get up my damn father. Got one more
Speaker 12: thing I want to tell you, man, what is you listening?
Speaker 13: What is man?
Speaker 12: Is nephew Tilly from the Steve Harvey Morney Show. You
Speaker 12: just got plagued by your wife, don't it? Fell?
Speaker 13: Say man, I just don't about of that. That wasn't
Speaker 13: that wasn't nobody. That's just timming.
Speaker 12: Man, You ain't right now. You're right.
Speaker 13: You called me telling me about Now you got my
Speaker 13: sons in the looking like like that did something upside
Speaker 13: the head?
Speaker 12: Man?
Speaker 13: You wanna tell me what you gonna do with my coming?
Speaker 12: Man?
Speaker 13: You know how long we've been saying something to call it? Man?
Speaker 13: You're roll for that?
Speaker 12: Oh good? Wrong man, hey man, Robert. I got one
Speaker 12: more thing now, you man, what is what is the
Speaker 12: baddest And I'm talking about the baddest radio show in
Speaker 12: the land.
Speaker 13: Steve Harvey Morning Show playing Man, I'm listening to y'all
Speaker 13: every morning. Man, y'all everyone look at why don't you
Speaker 13: tell doctor Steve Man, y'all need to put a copper
Speaker 13: clean in the water over in the hoodie wards Man.
Speaker 12: You mean a copper clean in a category?
Speaker 13: Copper cleaning category. Man, y'all need to go and.
Speaker 12: Put one in there.
Speaker 13: I'm telling you.
Speaker 4: To be on on Monday morning. I'm going to bring
Speaker 4: till you just like that. Next week, Me and my
Speaker 4: uncle gonna get together. We're gonna bring y'all gen o.
Speaker 4: You're gonna bring it right up in hand doing right
Speaker 4: here on this check. That's right, We're gonna do it
Speaker 4: right here on this radio. Y'all understand me.
Speaker 2: Right here on the radio.
Speaker 1: It don't make no sense to me.
Speaker 2: Don't mean no sense.
Speaker 1: Then you see what they're doing.
Speaker 4: Right now, talking about it, putting them dressing all they
Speaker 4: just see them, putting them dressing a.
Speaker 1: God wearing dresses and stocking and girdles. You're saying what
Speaker 1: they're doing.
Speaker 9: Yeah, bro, your hype, man, it's not really hype.
Speaker 2: We haven't reheard. We have a rehearsed sut.
Speaker 9: Alright, that's all with your what your health.
Speaker 4: You get them clubs and you bring it may cut
Speaker 4: it off, cut it off right out.
Speaker 9: Coming up matter Strawberry Letter. Subject, I plan to move
Speaker 9: no matter what. We'll get into that right after this.
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Speaker 1: We got it for you here. It is Strawberry Letter.
Speaker 9: Thank you nephew. Subject, I plan to move no matter what.
Speaker 9: Dear Stephen Shirley, my husband and I live about thirty
Speaker 9: minutes away from the city on his family's land, and
Speaker 9: we're renovating the home he grew up in. I used
Speaker 9: to love being away from the madness of the city,
Speaker 9: but now my country bumpkin in laws have moved in
Speaker 9: on us. It's their land, so we can't say anything
Speaker 9: about them living right across from us. When my husband's
Speaker 9: grandmother died, everyone started fighting over who would get her house. Unfortunately,
Speaker 9: she had a will and it stated that the house
Speaker 9: belongs to my father in law, so they left a
Speaker 9: house they built in twenty eighteen to live on the
Speaker 9: family's land. As much as I hate living in the city,
Speaker 9: I asked my husband if we can go live in
Speaker 9: his parents' vacant home. He refuses to trade our peace
Speaker 9: for being stuck in traffic again, even after the big
Speaker 9: blowout that me and his mom had last night. Now
Speaker 9: he's looking at me with the twist mouth because of
Speaker 9: how I talked to his mom. I plan to move
Speaker 9: out no matter what, because his mother and I are
Speaker 9: like oil and water, and I must have peace in
Speaker 9: my home. When I first married, I used to have
Speaker 9: panic attacks when his mother is around because she is
Speaker 9: so hateful. My husband cannot control her, and I don't
Speaker 9: expect him to because she's his mom. I hate that
Speaker 9: he's in the middle, and I really regret hurting his
Speaker 9: feelings last night. Since I'm the problem, I plan to
Speaker 9: eliminate myself. We don't have any children, so I can
Speaker 9: make a clean break and move on with my life.
Speaker 9: If my husband truly loves me, he will follow me.
Speaker 9: If he chooses to stay in the raggedy house close
Speaker 9: to his mama, then I'm prepared to deal with that heartbreak.
Speaker 9: I have chosen peace this year, so his mom has
Speaker 9: to go or I will go. Do you think I'll
Speaker 9: regret my decision if my marriage ends over this? Well,
Speaker 9: first of all, you wrote Steve and I, but you
Speaker 9: seem to already have planned out what you're gonna do.
Speaker 9: I mean your words, I will eliminate myself, and the
Speaker 9: other one you said, I'm prepared to deal with the heartbreak.
Speaker 9: Not to mention, you said either hiss mom goes or
Speaker 9: I go. I mean you said that, among a lot
Speaker 9: of other things. It really sounds like your mind is
Speaker 9: made up the title of your letters, I plan to
Speaker 9: move no matter what. So here's what you have to
Speaker 9: understand though. First of all, you cannot disrespect his mom.
Speaker 9: You can't do that, and it sounds like you said
Speaker 9: some things to her that you can't take back. But
Speaker 9: most importantly, you're not married to his mom. You're married
Speaker 9: to him, and he's the problem as far as I
Speaker 9: can see it, because he won't stand up to her,
Speaker 9: he obviously lets her disrespect you and talk to you
Speaker 9: crazy and does nothing. And I'm assuming that's why you
Speaker 9: went off on her. And yes, he is in the
Speaker 9: middle of it all, and he doesn't have to be
Speaker 9: though he can tell his mom respectfully to stay out
Speaker 9: of his marriage. He can definitely do that. It sounds
Speaker 9: like if he has to choose at this moment, he's
Speaker 9: gonna pick mom. You don't say what caused the big
Speaker 9: blow up between you and his mom, but it sounds
Speaker 9: like it was really, really bad. Will you regret leaving?
Speaker 9: You ask you might miss him if you go, I
Speaker 9: think you will. But if you stay, you can't take
Speaker 9: back what you said to his mom. You know they'll
Speaker 9: never forget that. And he still don't. He won't stand
Speaker 9: up for you to his mom. So what kind of
Speaker 9: marriage would it really be? And would you really have? Steve?
Speaker 8: Well, we got a problem here, But I can assure
Speaker 8: you you have come to the right place, and I'll
Speaker 8: tell you why because of one line in this whole
Speaker 8: letter that allows me to jump in here as an expert. Now,
Speaker 8: the subject is I plan to move no matter what. Well,
Speaker 8: you've made up your mind about this letter. You have
Speaker 8: said I plan to move no matter what. I'm assuming
Speaker 8: that means no matter what Surely says, or no matter
Speaker 8: what Steve says, you are moving no matter what. Well
Speaker 8: after that, all I can do is hell the people
Speaker 8: that's listening to the show, what's really really wrong here?
Speaker 8: And that's the angle I have to take now here.
Speaker 8: Your husband and I live about thirty minutes away from
Speaker 8: the city on.
Speaker 1: His family's land, and we're renovating the home that he.
Speaker 2: Grew up in.
Speaker 8: That's the old ass house, and you decided to renovate.
Speaker 8: I used to love being away from the madness of
Speaker 8: the city. And here goes the line that allows me
Speaker 8: to jump in here. But my country bumpkin in law.
Speaker 8: Now this is where I come in at because on
Speaker 8: the Internet, I am being labeled as a country bumpkin.
Speaker 8: So therefore I'm qualified, according to the last podcast, to
Speaker 8: be able to speak on this most eloquently because I have.
Speaker 2: Been labeled the country bumpkin.
Speaker 8: I am from a place called Welch, West Virginia, which
Speaker 8: as country as you can get.
Speaker 2: It's a coal mining town.
Speaker 1: And all of that right there.
Speaker 8: I grew up with no running water, no flushing toilets,
Speaker 8: no indoor plumbing. I went to the bathroom across the
Speaker 8: road in an outhouse. I've done that all the way
Speaker 8: up till I was six, so I do understand never
Speaker 8: flush the toilet till I was six years old. So
Speaker 8: I will be handling this letter as the expert that
Speaker 8: I am, because according to the Internet, I am officially
Speaker 8: a country bumpkin. Now I must say I'm proud of that.
Speaker 8: But like I said before, if you're gonna call me
Speaker 8: a country bumpkin, please precede it with these words. The
Speaker 8: Blessed and highly Favored Country Bumpkin will come back to
Speaker 8: deliver what's really going on at.
Speaker 2: The people's house.
Speaker 9: All right, we'll have part two of the Blessed and
Speaker 9: highly Favored Country Bumpkins response to today's Strawberry letter to
Speaker 9: that the subject is I plan to move no matter what.
Speaker 9: We'll get back into it right after this. You're listening
Speaker 9: hard Morning Show. All right, Come on, Steve, let's recap
Speaker 9: today's strawberry letter, the subject I plan to move.
Speaker 3: No matter what.
Speaker 8: Well, this lady in this letter has made up her
Speaker 8: mind so to write me and shirlet's waste of time.
Speaker 2: But I can't.
Speaker 8: I am here to help you because I'm the resident
Speaker 8: expert on this letter because of one line in the letter,
Speaker 8: you and your husband moved out of the city to
Speaker 8: your family's land and the family's landing there renovating a
Speaker 8: home that he grew up in. I used to love
Speaker 8: being away from the madness of the city. But now
Speaker 8: my country bumpkin in laws have moved in on us
Speaker 8: is dayland and we can't say nothing about them living
Speaker 8: right across from us. Nah, that's where I come in at,
Speaker 8: because the people that have moved in are country bumpkin
Speaker 8: in laws. I have been called on the internet lately
Speaker 8: country bumpkin. I have admitted that's what I I am.
Speaker 8: From place called Wells, West Virginia. We had no running water,
Speaker 8: I never flushed the toilet till I came to cleved
Speaker 8: no house, So that's okay.
Speaker 2: I am a country bumpker.
Speaker 8: But if you don't call me a country bumpkin, my
Speaker 8: only request, as you prep preface it with these words
Speaker 8: right here, blessed and highly favored country bumpkin. Now people
Speaker 8: say what they want to say, but the country bumpkin
Speaker 8: has turned himself into it, and through God's grace and
Speaker 8: mercy and highly favored and all like that. An amazing,
Speaker 8: amazing career, amazing life, So here go now here?
Speaker 2: Who I'm gonna help you out?
Speaker 8: Nowing your husband and grandmama died and they start fighting
Speaker 8: over who's gonna get the house. Unfortunately she had a
Speaker 8: will and she gave it to her husband. Well, so
Speaker 8: then they don't all decide that they gonna live in
Speaker 8: the house. And they built the house in twenty eighteen,
Speaker 8: so now they live on in land that you and
Speaker 8: your husband was enjoined.
Speaker 1: He refuses, and.
Speaker 2: Then you don't want to live there no more because
Speaker 2: you don't get along with his mama.
Speaker 8: You will rather go back in the city. And I
Speaker 8: asked her husband if we can go live in his
Speaker 8: parents vacant home. He refuses to trade our peace for
Speaker 8: being stuck in traffic again, even after the big blowout
Speaker 8: and him and his mama had last night, because you
Speaker 8: said something crazy to his mama. Now he looking at you,
Speaker 8: twist my mouth because of how I talk to his mama. Well,
Speaker 8: you shouldn't have talked to his mama crazy, but you
Speaker 8: couldn't help it because she cunt you and you said
Speaker 8: something crazy. I plan to move out no matter what,
Speaker 8: because his mother and I are like oil and water,
Speaker 8: and I must have peace in my home. So now
Speaker 8: here's the problem. People are shot. He chooses to stay
Speaker 8: in the raggedy house close to his mama. You're saying, then,
Speaker 8: I'm prepared to deal with that heartbreak. I have chosen
Speaker 8: peace this year, So his mom has to go or
Speaker 8: I will. Do you think I'll regret my decisions and
Speaker 8: my marriage ends over this? Yes, you will, because you're
Speaker 8: leaving your man because you can't get along with his fam.
Speaker 8: But let me tell you why she really leaves it,
Speaker 8: y'all because of the country bumpkins that the move did.
Speaker 8: So now let me help you stand what the real
Speaker 8: frustration is from this city lady. See when the country
Speaker 8: ass bumpkins moved in right across the road, you got
Speaker 8: a little Notice the differences in their two houses. See
Speaker 8: here's a deal. You and your husband win got a
Speaker 8: dog right now?
Speaker 2: What country bunkers do? They ass? Got some chickens.
Speaker 1: See that's the difference right.
Speaker 8: There, You got some dogs they country ass when ball
Speaker 8: twelve chickens, they just walk around picking and stuff.
Speaker 2: That's called free range.
Speaker 8: So down there they got a little place right there
Speaker 8: right now, See y'all got a flower bed at your house.
Speaker 8: Them country bunking ass people to move in. They a
Speaker 8: plant con now instead of having a nice fly big
Speaker 8: to go around the hell, they got tall ass stalks
Speaker 8: of coin growing up around their house. But this is
Speaker 8: what country pumpkins do. Y'all have trash day at your house.
Speaker 8: Country people don't do that. They have a burn pile.
Speaker 8: We just bring our stuff outside and burn it. You
Speaker 8: having trouble with that. See, you don't know how to
Speaker 8: deal with country people, y'all. See y'all out there, you
Speaker 8: bought yourself a fish tank. What they country ass.
Speaker 2: Do with mayor pig pins them was thinking of ass pigs.
Speaker 2: You can smell them pigs.
Speaker 1: You got a fish tape. That's cause you city y'all.
Speaker 8: Outside set up some little boxes of coin, y'all feeding
Speaker 8: the deal, because the deals come by the land, y'all.
Speaker 1: Feeding the deal.
Speaker 8: Where your country bumpkin ass people to move here, they
Speaker 8: shooting them to him deal. One of them deal come
Speaker 8: over there. They're hoping they and they ain't good shots.
Speaker 8: So now it's a couple of deals and they had
Speaker 8: the limp off and hope they heal themselves. This is
Speaker 8: what's happening when country ass people move next to city people.
Speaker 8: Y'all outside one night roasting marshmallow. What they doing They
Speaker 8: crossed the street and started a bonfire. Hello, y'all over here,
Speaker 8: rid y'all over here ready, she said in the letter.
Speaker 2: Will re uh the reconditioning.
Speaker 1: Here?
Speaker 8: They remodeled country people don't do that. They just bring
Speaker 8: hay and saltdust and put it in the flow. No,
Speaker 8: that's day, that's they idea. I've been the country.
Speaker 1: Have people country?
Speaker 2: No, I'm telling you, I've been around country has people.
Speaker 12: I know.
Speaker 2: She's driving this woman crazy right here.
Speaker 8: See y'all throw one night, y'all want to have a
Speaker 8: house party, y'all house go ahead. You know what they're
Speaker 8: doing cross the street. They having a damn hooting at it.
Speaker 8: That's what they having over across the street. That's what's
Speaker 8: happening out here.
Speaker 2: Y'all.
Speaker 8: Go down to the liquor store on Friday, y'all buy liquors.
Speaker 8: They ain't going down the store. They're in the back
Speaker 8: making move and shut. They got an illegal operation set
Speaker 8: up in the backyard. That's why you are having tripping
Speaker 8: with these people right here, and there's nothing you can
Speaker 8: do about it.
Speaker 2: It's all right. They not fitting the change.
Speaker 8: Lady, You're gonna lose your marriage running from these country
Speaker 8: funking ass people.
Speaker 9: All right, leave your comments on today's Strawberry Letter and.
Speaker 2: Try that moonshine though you get drunk a live fast.
Speaker 9: Harvey and check us out on the Strawberry Letter podcast
Speaker 9: as well on the Free iHeartRadio app where free never
Speaker 9: sounded so good. Coming up next to this, Junior and
Speaker 9: Sports Talk. Right after this, you're listening Harvey Morning Show.
Speaker 9: It is time now for Junior and Sports Talk. Junior.
Speaker 1: Wow, Yeah, you.
Speaker 7: Were so.
Speaker 2: God there was winning up man. You don't sad.
Speaker 8: Picking it out. I even started to seeing you and
Speaker 8: Tommy a picture of the outfit. I was going well
Speaker 8: up to Detroit. I wasn't going to Super Bowl. I
Speaker 8: was going up to Detroit. I was gonna sit in
Speaker 8: the state. I was going to the stands.
Speaker 1: I was going to be in Detroit Stadium.
Speaker 2: No, I was gonna go.
Speaker 8: But they're gonna show the game at the at the
Speaker 8: football field like they did yesterday.
Speaker 2: Five thousand people.
Speaker 1: At the stadium watching the game Ford Field. Wait, where
Speaker 1: would you hang out in Detroit? If you were gonna
Speaker 1: go to trug where you hang out at in Detroit?
Speaker 12: Well?
Speaker 2: See, I don't know.
Speaker 8: The place is all I played. Most of them places closed,
Speaker 8: my breakfast house and all in here. And I never
Speaker 8: was a club person in Detroit. I stay at them clubs,
Speaker 8: but you know.
Speaker 2: I'm go eating.
Speaker 8: I was just eating the shopping at Broadway and City Slicker,
Speaker 8: That's all I did. I spent two days in there.
Speaker 5: Remember we went to breakfast.
Speaker 10: Remember where did we broadcast live from in the Queen
Speaker 10: of subrat Blues was our spot though?
Speaker 1: The blues Georgia?
Speaker 4: Uh?
Speaker 8: Who was that sweet Georgia something like that, Yes, the
Speaker 8: seafood spot and then the breakfast club house opened up,
Speaker 8: and yep, fish God.
Speaker 1: We're so hurt about this. We hurt about this game.
Speaker 8: Dog, I'm more hurt than I was in Cleveland because
Speaker 8: you know, I'm used to that. You know, I'm used
Speaker 8: to Cleveland losing.
Speaker 2: About the field goal.
Speaker 1: Yeah, two field goals and didn't go for it? Just
Speaker 1: yeah who the coach?
Speaker 2: Yes, no, no, man, he that's how he played. He's
Speaker 2: been playing like that all year.
Speaker 1: Time, didn't can we're talking about now?
Speaker 2: Yeah, no, he's been playing like that all year.
Speaker 8: That's why Detroit where they at because they the most
Speaker 8: going forward on fourth down team we know we're trying
Speaker 8: to win.
Speaker 1: But they lost by a field goal. Thank you, yeah,
Speaker 1: thank you when we had two shots at it hurts.
Speaker 9: Well, you know what Shaq said when we lose. You
Speaker 9: know about when he was when he was playing When
Speaker 9: we love, we get in our man get in our fantoms,
Speaker 9: and drive to our mansion. So that's that's all.
Speaker 4: Let it go.
Speaker 1: Read the room where Detroit, thank you?
Speaker 2: Not understanding or.
Speaker 9: Carried I love Detroy? All right, coming up at the
Speaker 9: top of the hour, what do you do when a
Speaker 9: best friend asked you to cover for her?
Speaker 1: Do you lie for her?
Speaker 9: Or do you ignore her husband texts? We'll find out
Speaker 9: right after this. You're listening Morning show. All right, Steve,
Speaker 9: this guy needs some help from you. Tyree from Fort Wayne.
Speaker 9: Tyree says, Tyree, ty.
Speaker 2: Just called me.
Speaker 9: Okay, go ahead, Tyree and fort Wayne says, my best
Speaker 9: girlfriend just had a baby and she said she needed
Speaker 9: to get out of the house. So she left the
Speaker 9: baby with her husband and we went to brunch. After brunch,
Speaker 9: she said she had to run some errands and I
Speaker 9: got a text from her husband at six eleven pm.
Speaker 9: He wanted to see if I was still with his wife.
Speaker 9: Because she wasn't answering his text. I texted her and
Speaker 9: she responded, quote cover me. I didn't know what to
Speaker 9: tell her husband, so I ignored him. The next day
Speaker 9: she sent me a long text saying I'm not a
Speaker 9: ride die friend because I ignored her husband texts her
Speaker 9: husband's texts. Was it best to ignore him or to
Speaker 9: lie to him? Why is she mad at me? And
Speaker 9: I said, yeah, it's a girl tree God.
Speaker 1: Here's the deal.
Speaker 8: You did the best thing by not texting him that
Speaker 8: you know why, because y'all didn't have a coordinated life, right,
Speaker 8: She said, cover me? Come on, well see if you're
Speaker 8: if you'll cover if doesn't coincide with her information. See,
Speaker 8: she running around sneaking, but she don't know how to
Speaker 8: cover her tracks. So see for you to call her,
Speaker 8: to call her husband to cover her, and you say
Speaker 8: something that don't match up her story, she's in deeper trouble.
Speaker 8: So if you gont have mess, listen to me. If
Speaker 8: you gont have mess, cover your own tracks. Don't bring
Speaker 8: nobody else into it, because they're not.
Speaker 2: Gonna do right. They not gonna do right right.
Speaker 1: So no, it ain't nothing. Used to just say, hey,
Speaker 1: look why didn't you tell me?
Speaker 8: If you would have told me what to say to him,
Speaker 8: I'd just send him a text, But you didn't, so
Speaker 8: I decided not to text at all. And you wouldn't
Speaker 8: answering my phone call because you was up somewhere jacked up.
Speaker 2: So now what you want me to do?
Speaker 13: All right?
Speaker 9: Okay, good answer that. Yeah, we have time for another one, Steve.
Speaker 9: This is from missus Young in Tupelo. Missus Young says,
Speaker 9: I've heard that imitation is the highest form of flattery.
Speaker 9: But my coworker has styled her new condo with most
Speaker 9: of the same decor and furniture that I have. She
Speaker 9: visited me only once and asked me where I bought
Speaker 9: my furniture and artwork. So I told her. I went
Speaker 9: to see her place for the first time, and I
Speaker 9: was creeped out when I saw my same bed, my
Speaker 9: same sofa mirrors. Is this creepy or a compliment?
Speaker 2: There's a compliment.
Speaker 1: What you're worried about?
Speaker 13: It? For?
Speaker 8: Hein like y'all got the same dress on down at
Speaker 8: the office. She got the same furniture you got. I
Speaker 8: got a partner mine. Yeah, probably can't tell me. I
Speaker 8: could tell her I got a partner mine that was
Speaker 8: seeing two women, and so he bought. He furnished both
Speaker 8: day houses, and both day houses had the exact same furniture.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, and he did that so that way, if
Speaker 2: he went over whoever house he went over, he.
Speaker 11: Was comfortable, not confused about nothing.
Speaker 9: Oh come on, bleaking my bed of blue.
Speaker 8: I don't even see. I don't even see what the
Speaker 8: problem is. Make perfect sense to me, you know. So
Speaker 8: the lady just imitated yas she loved it. She asked
Speaker 8: you where you got it from? She wouldn't she put
Speaker 8: the same thing, but she.
Speaker 9: Didn't say, do you mind if I get this set?
Speaker 9: I love your sofie.
Speaker 2: I ain't got to ask you what I do inside
Speaker 2: my house?
Speaker 5: I know, but still.
Speaker 9: Cherless.
Speaker 8: It is all my sale bed sheets. You know how
Speaker 8: many people got the same sheets. You can't get mad
Speaker 8: at that.
Speaker 9: That's a little different.
Speaker 8: You know, Auvel redenboxa sell popcorn. But you mad because
Speaker 8: you went over to somebody else they got the same popcorn.
Speaker 1: You got.
Speaker 2: Sony sell TVs.
Speaker 8: You can't go over nobody house and get mad because
Speaker 8: they got a Sony TV and you got a Sony TV.
Speaker 9: They didn't make they don't. They didn't make just one.
Speaker 8: I get that, but baby, if you not making your
Speaker 8: stuff custom, you can't. They claim to that chryst Lit
Speaker 8: three hundred. Chrysler came out with that three hundred. You
Speaker 8: know how popular that car was.
Speaker 2: They tried to sell that many of them as they could.
Speaker 2: You don't think this boy gott roll Ross's.
Speaker 9: Well, they agreed on that. They agreed on. They agreed
Speaker 9: on that. They said, Oh, okay, all right, coming up,
Speaker 9: coming up at twenty minutes after the hour, we will
Speaker 9: have more of the Steve Harvey Morning Show right after this.
Speaker 9: You're listening Harvey Morning Show. All right, So we all
Speaker 9: know Genuine music and how sexy his songs are, especially Pony.
Speaker 9: The words to that song are so descriptive and guaranteed
Speaker 9: to get you in the mood. Right. Well, Genuine doesn't
Speaker 9: think so, all right. He revealed that he has never
Speaker 9: been intimate while listening to his own music. He said
Speaker 9: that he absolutely cannot do it.
Speaker 1: He said, I wanted to.
Speaker 8: Say I just want to say me either, Genr, I
Speaker 8: ain't never played Pony, Genuine.
Speaker 1: I love that love that my first love that song
Speaker 1: about one of my.
Speaker 2: Yeah, he did.
Speaker 9: He listens anyway, he genuine said he prefers old school
Speaker 9: classics by Marvin Gaye.
Speaker 8: Joas Yeah, they yeah, yeah, they do, Junior. Everybody except you.
Speaker 8: You the only one preferred Jodysy over Marvin.
Speaker 2: Gate, the only damn boy.
Speaker 1: I don't see what the problem is.
Speaker 2: You the only one. This is a This is a fight.
Speaker 9: You are not gonna win.
Speaker 1: This is no I know I heard him, and I
Speaker 1: know what Pony was playing.
Speaker 3: I heard it.
Speaker 2: This is about Marvin Gate.
Speaker 9: Yeah, this is about Vin.
Speaker 2: This is about Joysy and Marvin Gate and which one Je.
Speaker 8: Just turned off for those genial healing.
Speaker 9: That's what genuine is listening to. Okay, shot, all right,
Speaker 9: we'll have more of the Steve Harvey Morning Show coming
Speaker 9: up at thirty three minutes after the hour, we'll play
Speaker 9: around him. Would you rather? Right after this you're listening
Speaker 9: Harvey Morning Show, It is time now for around him?
Speaker 9: Would you rather? Would you rather cold showers in a
Speaker 9: mansion or warm showers in a tiny house? Cold?
Speaker 4: I can get through that cold when it's when it's man,
Speaker 4: I ain't doing no tinyhow I'm sorry.
Speaker 8: How long can you take a warm showery house?
Speaker 2: You know how small?
Speaker 8: That hot water tank is on that house. You better
Speaker 8: hear help. You got my five min Yeah, you ain't
Speaker 8: even got five minutes. I've seen the hot water tank
Speaker 8: on a tiny huh. It's a it's a coked wash
Speaker 8: face and get your ass out to that, y'all?
Speaker 1: All right?
Speaker 9: Would you rather be in the sausages and crackers or
Speaker 9: sardines and crackers? Which one?
Speaker 11: God over right here? Sardines I got, I gotta take them.
Speaker 2: I can't do this. You don't even know what's in there.
Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, let's do it. I don't know what's in
Speaker 4: that being. Let's do them sort either way though, that's.
Speaker 1: I wouldn't.
Speaker 11: I wouldn't never that, pope. I don't even know what
Speaker 11: they y'all.
Speaker 12: Be a.
Speaker 1: Well, we wouldn't.
Speaker 10: Ya said that if I've never had sardines on being
Speaker 10: the sausages, I can't speak to that.
Speaker 9: That was wrong something right?
Speaker 1: Y'all sad at me because y'all had to have it?
Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, we are, you have you'd have better eyesight.
Speaker 2: You know that hairline was going.
Speaker 9: It goes back to.
Speaker 1: The hairline, all right?
Speaker 9: Would you rather turn the other cheek or vengeance is mine?
Speaker 9: Would you rather turn the other cheek.
Speaker 1: Mine, vengeance is mine?
Speaker 9: Is he saying what the Lord?
Speaker 1: All right now? And if the Lord said it, I'm
Speaker 1: sure gonna see it. Yeah, can't slap me twice. You
Speaker 1: can't do that two times. I can't.
Speaker 8: I'm not I'm not gonn. You ain't even gonna have
Speaker 8: time to call it. Vengeance is if you slap me,
Speaker 8: I'm slapping you. We're not even gonna have time to
Speaker 8: label it.
Speaker 2: This is how it's gonna go right here, That's how
Speaker 2: it's gonna happen, just like that, Just like that.
Speaker 1: You do closing remarks on this show every day.
Speaker 2: You you ain't never heard me say turn the cheek.
Speaker 1: You ain't.
Speaker 8: Twenty three years of radio. You've never ever heard me say,
Speaker 8: let somebody slap you. And you ain't never heard And yes,
Speaker 8: he is a Christian, I never heard you can ask
Speaker 8: the Lord about me. I'm a flawed Christian. I have
Speaker 8: never ever heard me say turn the other seat from
Speaker 8: the from.
Speaker 1: The south side of Christianity.
Speaker 8: Yeah, all right, thank you guys up today, and I
Speaker 8: believe in walking away.
Speaker 2: I'll walk away, but it'll be after I have slapped your.
Speaker 9: Way coming up next. Since the last break of the day,
Speaker 9: and we'll have some closing remarks from the one and
Speaker 9: only Steve Harvey right after this. You're listening Harvey Morning Show.
Speaker 9: All right, here we are last break of the day
Speaker 9: on this Monday. It's been a good day.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's been a great day.
Speaker 1: I just want to ask something, just mess some Okay,
Speaker 1: go ahead.
Speaker 14: I mean, you know we have a different opinion of music,
Speaker 14: and you just told me that, uh a couple breaks ago,
Speaker 14: that Marvin gabs better than jose What do you have
Speaker 14: against Joseyson?
Speaker 2: What do you work women?
Speaker 13: What?
Speaker 12: What?
Speaker 13: What?
Speaker 9: What?
Speaker 12: What?
Speaker 2: What did you just say?
Speaker 1: I asked you what do you have against jose But what.
Speaker 2: Mary about he's better than jos.
Speaker 1: I'm just asking what do you have against you?
Speaker 14: You always talk to me crazy about Josy, and I
Speaker 14: feel this way about Josee.
Speaker 1: Can jose be Marvin Gay? Can it be that.
Speaker 13: The R.
Speaker 1: Stop saying that? Why?
Speaker 13: What?
Speaker 8: Why do I think Marvin Gave is better than Joashon?
Speaker 8: Why do I Why do I think that?
Speaker 7: Boy? I just did.
Speaker 2: No, it's the problem right now.
Speaker 1: He's doing that to me.
Speaker 4: Tommy, hold on, hold on, Joe, say no, they ain't
Speaker 4: better than Martin.
Speaker 1: I can't tell when I see them before.
Speaker 2: You can't tell what?
Speaker 9: Get mad?
Speaker 2: I'm supposed to do something me, You're in something.
Speaker 8: Majority of the listeners out here ain't nobody nobody I
Speaker 8: spoke from out talking about why do I think Marvin
Speaker 8: Gate is better than Jodason?
Speaker 5: Yes?
Speaker 1: Why do you feel that way? Well, let's go of it.
Speaker 8: Ain't no mountain high, ain't no valley low, ain't no
Speaker 8: river wide and nothing. Talk to me, Distant level failed,
Speaker 8: my lady, what we're doing? Purried it through the grapevinein
Speaker 8: I'm saying what we're doing.
Speaker 2: But you can hit for hit now. I'm finished. Shut
Speaker 2: you down.
Speaker 1: You know you already you lose it.
Speaker 2: You asked me, why do I think that Marvin Gate
Speaker 2: is better than Joe?
Speaker 1: But you've been dogging Jodasy all more?
Speaker 7: Want to do? What?
Speaker 1: Watch? You don't tone you're talking about?
Speaker 5: You don't have to but JR?
Speaker 1: Butgr what's going on?
Speaker 9: That's my favorite song of all that.
Speaker 2: Have you heard the album trouble Man?
Speaker 1: Have you have you heard?
Speaker 12: Have you heard?
Speaker 1: Cry for You?
Speaker 5: Guess we.
Speaker 1: Let's get it on. I don't I don't see the
Speaker 1: problem here. Cry for you?
Speaker 2: You think that's better than Distant.
Speaker 1: Lover come get into this. Yeah, have you heard?
Speaker 5: What have you heard?
Speaker 1: I'm still waiting.
Speaker 2: I'm still waiting.
Speaker 12: What have you heard?
Speaker 2: Let's get it on.
Speaker 1: I said that, you know what?
Speaker 13: You know?
Speaker 2: What have you well?
Speaker 1: Central heaven? Freaking you? Have you heard that?
Speaker 2: Freaking you? Have you heard mercy? Mercy me, mercy me?
Speaker 1: You know what that sounds like?
Speaker 9: Feeling to me?
Speaker 4: What you know?
Speaker 1: Mercy feeling?
Speaker 13: Have you heard?
Speaker 2: You're all? I need to get you?
Speaker 9: Bye bye?
Speaker 12: What have you heard?
Speaker 1: Get on up? Then you keep Have you heard Inner
Speaker 1: City Blues?
Speaker 2: Have you heard sweet it has to be loved by you?
Speaker 7: Well?
Speaker 1: You know what that sounds like?
Speaker 12: Me?
Speaker 10: You know that sounds like the same thing that he's saying,
Speaker 10: same thing Joe said lately?
Speaker 3: Have you heard.
Speaker 2: Real thing? The real thing?
Speaker 5: Baby Lately was a remake.
Speaker 2: Pressure ain't nothing.
Speaker 9: It's not an original from Joas Take that off.
Speaker 1: Stay you ain't never made nobody?
Speaker 2: No, how about I want you you?
Speaker 1: I want you too. You know that sounds like you
Speaker 1: know that sounds like to me like you and I
Speaker 1: you and I Yes do time. See y'all gonna stop
Speaker 1: doing jo hold on Jr.
Speaker 5: I'm a Joasy fan.
Speaker 1: But what you can't do is compare Joasy to Inner City.
Speaker 1: You can't know what I just did, what just offended me?
Speaker 1: He don't want to get the same with me. You
Speaker 1: coming to me, I really.
Speaker 5: Want You're gonna say me now, you see see you
Speaker 5: sure love the ball?
Speaker 13: You su love.
Speaker 2: You don't even know what that means.
Speaker 1: He's so young.
Speaker 2: He because you being freaking me.
Speaker 1: You don't even know that.
Speaker 8: The real way is your shoe loved the ball instead,
Speaker 8: it just went out there just talking.
Speaker 1: To so you mad?
Speaker 14: You mad because I want to freak somebody, because I
Speaker 14: want to freak somebody.
Speaker 9: Steve, what's the one that Robin Thick and them got
Speaker 9: in trouble for the you know the one I'm talking about.
Speaker 9: What's the name of it that Marvin Gate did? Yeah
Speaker 9: with for real?
Speaker 12: For real?
Speaker 1: Uh Uh, it wouldn't. It wouldn't called my heart belong
Speaker 1: to you?
Speaker 7: Was it?
Speaker 5: Give it up?
Speaker 9: Give it up? I got to give it up, got
Speaker 9: to give it up, Give it up.
Speaker 4: Joas, ain't got no trouble about many good someone else.
Speaker 2: You don't have enough hit to talk about that.
Speaker 1: Listen to me, man, don't we got a resident, Well,
Speaker 1: we got a resident. We got a residency in Vegas.
Speaker 2: We have that we do.
Speaker 9: Has has Jersey ever seen the national anthem? Because Marvin.
Speaker 13: That?
Speaker 1: Wow? Everybody's say, why the hell would don't wait they
Speaker 1: time saying that?
Speaker 9: But Marvin gay thing is who?
Speaker 12: You know?
Speaker 8: What a Steve hey Junior, Hey man, you're trying to
Speaker 8: go get yourself some rest somewhere. I care right now,
Speaker 8: crisis is coming. Get yourself some rest and get you
Speaker 8: a warm jacket. Y'all have a great one.
Speaker 2: We're talking.
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