Speaker 1: Guys, I think it is so cool that so many
Speaker 1: people around the world are listening to our podcast.
Speaker 2: I love it.
Speaker 3: Ye.
Speaker 1: I can see where they're from, and there's people from Australia, yes, Highland, Germany, Japan, everywhere.
Speaker 4: Yes, you know what. I'm always looking for somewhere to
Speaker 4: stay abroad for free. Okay. So if you're listening and
Speaker 4: you're from there and you.
Speaker 1: Have a nice place, you know, I'm not very picky.
Speaker 1: Just my own bedroom, a nice bathroom, if you have
Speaker 1: a pool. Oh, if you're willing to take pictures of
Speaker 1: me out at the pool, okay, maybe a personal chef.
Speaker 4: Again again, I'm not picky.
Speaker 1: We can tell hit me up after you listen to
Speaker 1: the show, and it's listening, it's starting right now.
Speaker 2: Ideally, you should be able to count on just one
Speaker 2: hand the things that you flush down a toilet. Yeah,
Speaker 2: it's Brooken Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 5: I don't need to even need all the fingers.
Speaker 6: Yeah.
Speaker 2: Well, speaking of toilet worthy content, make sure you check
Speaker 2: out our podcast at Brooke and Jeffrey anywhere you listen.
Speaker 4: Forgot about that, but.
Speaker 2: Recently a drainage company surveyed five hundred plumbers and asked
Speaker 2: them to reveal the strangest things they've ever caught being flushed.
Speaker 5: Oh wow, oh my god.
Speaker 2: Here's the top weirdest ones. Number five thirteen banana peels. Yes,
Speaker 2: someone eating secret bananas on the John didn't want anybody
Speaker 2: to find out about it.
Speaker 5: It was actually a monkey.
Speaker 2: Number four a pipe which was ironically stuck inside another pipe.
Speaker 7: Some gus trying to flush a pipe.
Speaker 2: Pipe you're talking about like a plumbing pipe.
Speaker 7: Yeah, yeah, yeah, like.
Speaker 2: A metal pipe. Yeah, of course. Jose's had number three
Speaker 2: adult toys. Okay, please do not flush those when they.
Speaker 5: Stop working, you're just like you're gonna get rid of.
Speaker 2: If you're done with them, they can work their way
Speaker 2: through the pipe. You put them in the garbage or
Speaker 2: send them to brook here at the stage. She's a
Speaker 2: bargain shopper. That's a good deal.
Speaker 5: Used Number one guy that just made myself sick.
Speaker 7: Number two a full set of teeth.
Speaker 5: I feel like that's my accident.
Speaker 8: Uh huh.
Speaker 7: Likes someone who was like, you're getting sick.
Speaker 9: Maybe or you're looking down in there to see what's
Speaker 9: going on.
Speaker 5: They just pop out. I don't know, I don't know
Speaker 5: how teeth works.
Speaker 2: The weird thing is the plumber couldn't specify whether they
Speaker 2: were real or fake. And the number one strangest thing
Speaker 2: a plumber found that someone tried to flush away was
Speaker 2: a two man tent and a sleeping bag. Probably safe
Speaker 2: consume it didn't make it too far down before it
Speaker 2: got stuck. That's someone who really did not want to
Speaker 2: go on the camping trips.
Speaker 5: Is that one of you last summer?
Speaker 1: And when I took you camp I to get out
Speaker 1: if you gave a flushable toilet, yeah.
Speaker 7: Like fly buckets. He gave a shovels and a hole
Speaker 7: the day that.
Speaker 5: Would have fit in that hole that I let you go.
Speaker 2: Anyway, Now let's move on. We're gonna get into the
Speaker 2: shock colic question of the day with a man who,
Speaker 2: rumor has it knows his way around a drain. Steak
Speaker 2: our own digital take it away.
Speaker 6: Jake's why they call me Jake this name.
Speaker 10: There's a very famous historical quote that I think applies
Speaker 10: directly to this show. Really quote it's hard to soar
Speaker 10: with eagles when you work with turkeys.
Speaker 6: Does anyone know what that's from?
Speaker 3: Yo?
Speaker 10: I know that, of course you don't know where it's from.
Speaker 10: You are turkeys it's from the Muppets.
Speaker 7: Ah.
Speaker 10: It's the absurdest burlesque loving puppets created by Jim Henson,
Speaker 10: and they've appeared across TV and movies and music and
Speaker 10: commercials for over fifty years now. Wow, But today marks
Speaker 10: their greatest achievement of all because they're finally making their
Speaker 10: debut on the.
Speaker 6: Shot collar Question of the Day. Finally we'll see how.
Speaker 10: Many of the most famous muppets you can name in
Speaker 10: a special edition of plenty of twenty and we're back
Speaker 10: to normal today. So if you guess the number one
Speaker 10: answer on my list, you'll hear this sound.
Speaker 6: That's, of course, the Silber Save, and it gives you
Speaker 6: immunity for one wrong answer. Great good.
Speaker 10: I drew a name out of a hat, and Alexis
Speaker 10: is going first toy.
Speaker 4: Three, so I couldn't have got last in.
Speaker 1: The brand, all right, I gotta take the easy one.
Speaker 4: My favorite spilled the te meme to Kermit.
Speaker 10: Yeah, Kurmit the Frog number one, and Alexis gets the
Speaker 10: silber saved.
Speaker 2: My business.
Speaker 9: Yeah, and apparently Jake stoppelganger for voice.
Speaker 2: Yeah, gonna okay, just don't say that, Brooke who hit that?
Speaker 7: Like we're live on the upp it's right now, all right?
Speaker 6: Next up is Brook.
Speaker 5: Yeah, it is easy being green, all right. Obviously I'm
Speaker 5: gonna pick miss.
Speaker 10: Piggy, Miss Piggy number two on the list.
Speaker 6: We're one for two or two for two off the
Speaker 6: top here, how about jose going next? All right?
Speaker 2: First time ever, I'm super confident.
Speaker 6: Give me Elmo, Elmo number five.
Speaker 9: I was curious about that because he's not really the Muppets.
Speaker 9: He's still Jim Henson, but he's Sesame Street.
Speaker 4: Right, he is a muppet, but they still count.
Speaker 5: Okay.
Speaker 6: Finally it's Jeffriestern.
Speaker 2: Okay, I'm gonna go with the musical piano player, the dog,
Speaker 2: the dog number six, he's.
Speaker 7: The musical one on the show.
Speaker 6: Love Alexis, you're up again?
Speaker 4: The last Muppets. First, I know the chef, yea right?
Speaker 6: More specific about what kind of chefs?
Speaker 8: Name is very chef.
Speaker 10: No, the Muppets are sacred, Brook, I'm not going to
Speaker 10: allow that. Alexis sioue chef is not a Muppet. We're
Speaker 10: looking for the Swedish chef.
Speaker 6: You had there, the suit he had the sue right, Maybe.
Speaker 1: Sue means Swedish in a different language.
Speaker 9: You know, what.
Speaker 6: I just don't worry about it.
Speaker 10: You had the silver saved from going first, so you're
Speaker 10: still brook is up again?
Speaker 5: Oh got my favorite Muppet show me Animal.
Speaker 10: Animal number nine on the list of most famous Muppet No,
Speaker 10: the not yea below Ralph.
Speaker 6: Actually, Jose, it's your turn.
Speaker 7: The meap guy Beaker.
Speaker 10: Baker Beaker number nineteen on the list, barely speaks.
Speaker 6: Onto the Jeffery most famous Muppets. You're up again?
Speaker 2: Oh this is well Now, Okay, I'm gonna change my answer.
Speaker 2: If Beaker's that low, I need to go some more popular.
Speaker 2: Give me Gonzo.
Speaker 10: Gonzo the Great, number four on my list of the
Speaker 10: most Muppets.
Speaker 4: Okay, if Elmo's in it, then is Oscar the Grouch
Speaker 4: in it?
Speaker 6: Oscar the Grouse number fifteen on the list.
Speaker 10: Okay, well, you're still missing number three, number seven, and
Speaker 10: number ten out of the top ten.
Speaker 5: Dude, we're missing the big guy. Is my turn?
Speaker 6: Yes it is.
Speaker 10: Let's go big Bird, Big Bird, Lucky number thirteen on
Speaker 10: my list.
Speaker 7: Say back to Jose the reason I have diabetic today.
Speaker 6: Cookie Monster to Cookie Monster number seven. We're getting good.
Speaker 6: We got some speed going, Jeffrey.
Speaker 7: Okay, give us our own show weakness.
Speaker 10: The count count bond count not on my list. I
Speaker 10: have him on twenty five on the list. Jeffrey in
Speaker 10: the top twenty last for me, Oh my.
Speaker 5: Goodness, loves counting over the count.
Speaker 6: How dare that Alexis You're still in it?
Speaker 4: Is there a girl Elmo? Missus Elmo.
Speaker 5: There's a pink Elmo?
Speaker 6: Oh, there is there's a pink Almo. Pink Elmo. I'm
Speaker 6: not even sure her name. She's not on the list.
Speaker 2: Elmo Barbie. By the way, you should have said Swedish.
Speaker 9: Okay, snuffle guess, snuffle up, I guess did not make
Speaker 9: the top twenty.
Speaker 4: My gods say that revolt.
Speaker 10: Jose did not get any wrong. Some of the names
Speaker 10: you guys missed on the list. Number three Fozzy Bear
Speaker 10: Waka Waka number eight, you guys say Rizzo the Rat.
Speaker 10: He was on there, Burton, Ernie Grover was number eleven.
Speaker 10: Stattler and Waldorf was twelve. Sam the Eagle sixteen, Sweetam's
Speaker 10: the Big Hulking Monster was seventeen, Janis was eighteen, and
Speaker 10: Scooter was number twenty.
Speaker 6: That was awesome. Lenty twenty.
Speaker 2: Well, good job, Jose, you survived this round and you
Speaker 2: get to choose who get shot. Somebody's gonna be singing
Speaker 2: Umbrella by Rihanna, So who's it gonna be?
Speaker 7: I gotta go with Alexis because the absolute words.
Speaker 6: Drinking Kilmo alone.
Speaker 2: She's the closest to a live muppet in the studio.
Speaker 2: So let's have a chef.
Speaker 4: When the sun shines, we shine together. Told you I'll
Speaker 4: be here forever, said I'll always be your friend. Took
Speaker 4: an oath. I'm a stick it out to that.
Speaker 2: There you go.
Speaker 7: It's your shot collar question of the day.
Speaker 8: Freaking Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 2: It's broken Jeffrey in the morning. And normally we like
Speaker 2: to keep things light and fun.
Speaker 5: On the show, for sure, that's the whole point.
Speaker 2: But today we got to do something a little more intense,
Speaker 2: something brand new. We're calling serious questions, okay, because apparently
Speaker 2: someone on this show has a big ask.
Speaker 7: I didn't say big something else.
Speaker 2: No, this is a huge deal and we just have
Speaker 2: to get right to it now. I've never done this before,
Speaker 2: so I'm gonna try to time this thing just right.
Speaker 7: Okay, the serious question.
Speaker 8: Broke.
Speaker 5: Yeah, I have a question that's perfect.
Speaker 7: What's question?
Speaker 5: Oh?
Speaker 9: I was wondering maybe if like in two weekends that
Speaker 9: if Alexis you would like to dog and house.
Speaker 5: It for me?
Speaker 3: Oh my goodness, I can't I believe she said it.
Speaker 2: It's such a serious question, Alexis. I can only imagine
Speaker 2: what you must be feeling right now with your older
Speaker 2: coworker asking you to step in and take over for
Speaker 2: her personal responsibilities. Do you have an answer?
Speaker 7: And keep in mind, Brooks, dog does not.
Speaker 2: Like people, especially people with cheap fake eyelashes.
Speaker 7: So what do you have to say? Will you house
Speaker 7: and dog sit for her?
Speaker 4: I have a serious question about do I get paid?
Speaker 5: Well, like not much, but yeah, we can talk about it.
Speaker 4: What do you think? Yeah, it's fifty bucks a day
Speaker 4: or so?
Speaker 8: Yes?
Speaker 7: Okay, answer is yes.
Speaker 2: That was serious questions. It's Brook and Jeffery in the Morning.
Speaker 2: Tune in next week when Brook asked Alexis to come
Speaker 2: over and wash and fold her children's laundry even though
Speaker 2: she forced her husband.
Speaker 7: To do it the night before. Already laser stories are
Speaker 7: coming up after this.
Speaker 5: I wish I had that kind of talk.
Speaker 2: It's the radio segment that's revolutionizing the modern wedding reception,
Speaker 2: where if you have a relative who's passed, they can
Speaker 2: now attend your big day in hologram form. No, so
Speaker 2: you can have that first dance with your late grandpa. Unfortunately,
Speaker 2: the holograms are only capable of twrking right now, but
Speaker 2: he least you get that moment with Gramps slapping it
Speaker 2: to the back. Both with Laser Stories the segment where
Speaker 2: we read weird news stories around the globe, just like
Speaker 2: everyone else does, except we've got a laser. Those other
Speaker 2: denture droppers just don't this first Laser Stories out of Sturgis, Michigan,
Speaker 2: an Amish family stopped at a local walmart around five
Speaker 2: thirty pm the other night. They say they were in
Speaker 2: the store for about thirty minutes and when they came out,
Speaker 2: they were shocked to find the horse and buggy they
Speaker 2: brought was nowhere to be seen.
Speaker 9: Oh oh my god, did they mistake it for a
Speaker 9: different horse and buggy. There was like a couple there,
Speaker 9: you know when you like lose your car.
Speaker 2: That's when an eyewitness told them that they saw a
Speaker 2: woman jump in the driver's seat, take the reins and yell,
Speaker 2: gid you up, little doggies?
Speaker 9: Whoa okay, I mean, I will admit like if you
Speaker 9: saw it outside of Walmart.
Speaker 5: You'd be like, this is my opportunity, this is at
Speaker 5: once in a lifetime chair.
Speaker 7: Don't steal people's horse and buggies.
Speaker 11: Please, I'm not saying you should, but I understand them
Speaker 11: once I mean, how do they find Well, police were
Speaker 11: called and they knew exactly who the suspect was because
Speaker 11: they already had a run in with that same thirty
Speaker 11: one year old female earlier that day at that very
Speaker 11: same Walmart.
Speaker 2: After four hours of searching, police caught a break because
Speaker 2: someone parked a horse and buggy at a local motel
Speaker 2: and then they asked the clerk if he had any
Speaker 2: rooms big enough for her and the horse.
Speaker 9: She's taking good care of that baby.
Speaker 2: They're just friends.
Speaker 7: By the way.
Speaker 2: Of course, they did not have a room like that,
Speaker 2: And when police arrived, they apprehended the woman without incident,
Speaker 2: and the horse was unharmed. So she was charged with
Speaker 2: something that I'm familiar with, larceny of livestock.
Speaker 5: That's an actual charge. I guess, you know, cal thieves,
Speaker 5: those are real.
Speaker 2: You know, some people just know how to live. This
Speaker 2: next Lazer story is out of Rhode Island. If you
Speaker 2: don't know this, Tesla's have cameras on them that monitor
Speaker 2: for things like pedestrians and other cars. And the other
Speaker 2: day on TikTok, a guy and his friend drove their
Speaker 2: tesla to a cemetery at night and put it in park.
Speaker 7: Sounds yeah, what happens in cemetery?
Speaker 2: So the two guys in the tesla middle of the night,
Speaker 2: no one around, uh huh? Or was there because you
Speaker 2: can hear in the audi video what was being picked
Speaker 2: up on the tesla's video screen.
Speaker 12: Oh man, god, there are so many people showing up
Speaker 12: on the screen.
Speaker 5: Swear there's people showing up on the detection screen.
Speaker 2: TA touchscreen showed half a dozen people walking around the cemetery,
Speaker 2: but no one was there.
Speaker 4: I've seen this. It also shows like little ghost images
Speaker 4: and stuff too. Yeah ghost yeah, ghost.
Speaker 2: Well Alexis thought they were really She would try to
Speaker 2: date one if they had enough money. Some people believe
Speaker 2: the car got confused with the gravestones.
Speaker 9: Okay, that makes sense, like they're really tall like the headstones, yeah.
Speaker 7: Or even freakier.
Speaker 2: They were right down the road from the house that
Speaker 2: inspired the movie The Conjuring.
Speaker 9: Oh god, are you just wanting.
Speaker 4: To get hard?
Speaker 2: So coming up this Halloween text in seventy five nine two.
Speaker 2: Should we send Jose to the conjuring house so he
Speaker 2: can spend the night and find out once and for
Speaker 2: all if those ghosts really are.
Speaker 6: Going to mess with spirits?
Speaker 7: Man majority wins.
Speaker 5: What if we give you a Tesla to drive?
Speaker 6: No, I don't care.
Speaker 2: It doesn't matter unless it's a hot ghost. This next
Speaker 2: laser stories out of kind of food news. Have you
Speaker 2: ever looked at a toothpick and thought that looks delicious tasty?
Speaker 10: No?
Speaker 5: Are you a beaver?
Speaker 2: If you have, then you might want to book a
Speaker 2: flight to South Korea because the new food rage right
Speaker 2: now is deep fried toothpicks.
Speaker 5: Like, yeah, toothpicks.
Speaker 2: Literal toothpicks. What south Korea's food ministries urging people not
Speaker 2: to eat the trendy food despite them looking like a
Speaker 2: big plate of bright green curly fries.
Speaker 7: Oh who, that's not good.
Speaker 2: The toothpicks are the green biodegradable ones. Okay, people fry
Speaker 2: them up and they puff up pretty good, and then
Speaker 2: depending on what flavor you like, you can cover them
Speaker 2: in seasoning like powdered cheese, creamy.
Speaker 7: But it's degradable.
Speaker 9: It's like those stuff that's made out of corn starch,
Speaker 9: you know, like the fake straws that melt as soon
Speaker 9: as you.
Speaker 5: Put them in.
Speaker 2: Okay. Videos of people enjoying the wooden delicacy of racked
Speaker 2: up tens of thousands of likes and shares on TikTok
Speaker 2: and Instagram, making health officials worried that even more people
Speaker 2: are gonna try them, And so big.
Speaker 7: Question is how do they taste?
Speaker 5: Not good? I would assume what like or like nothing?
Speaker 2: What one TikTok user said, it's very crispy, like you're
Speaker 2: eating tiny little flavored twigs. That sign me up.
Speaker 9: Yeah, for sure, you're gonna say it tastes like chicken
Speaker 9: everything does.
Speaker 2: This next Slazer story is out of Cupid's Birthday. Do
Speaker 2: you like candy with nuts? Yes, then you're gonna love
Speaker 2: this product. Greese is brought back there pink peanut butter
Speaker 2: hearts for Valentine's Day, and they're all over social media
Speaker 2: right now after people realize they look like something else
Speaker 2: when viewed at a different angle.
Speaker 7: Let me just show my most the picture.
Speaker 5: If they're pink, so god.
Speaker 4: And they're so long.
Speaker 2: If you flip the peanut butter hearts upside down, they
Speaker 2: bear a striking resemblance to a certain part of the
Speaker 2: male anatomy.
Speaker 9: I could also see butt cheeks, though I think it
Speaker 9: could work for either the.
Speaker 2: Button. Maybe it's Brook, but those are definitely Once you
Speaker 2: see it, you can't unsee it.
Speaker 9: Yeah, the color really hurts in the texture of chocolate.
Speaker 2: If you get picture the Reese's hearts were talking about,
Speaker 2: they're more vertical than they are, like round, like a
Speaker 2: big round heart. As a bonus, they do look very
Speaker 2: droopy when they're flipped.
Speaker 13: Woa nice.
Speaker 7: Do you want me to keep describing it?
Speaker 2: We are on the radio so people can't see it.
Speaker 2: I can imagine, imagine if your grandfather was hanging upside
Speaker 2: down from a jungle gym.
Speaker 7: That would give you a pretty good.
Speaker 2: Idea of what you're working with.
Speaker 5: You need to be hanging upside down.
Speaker 7: Yeah, he could be standing up.
Speaker 4: Your grandpa can do that.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm just giving someone a fund mentally, you know what,
Speaker 2: We're just gonna put the picture up on our Insta
Speaker 2: stories so that everybody can see it. Yeah, speaking of
Speaker 2: the Brook and Jeffrey Instagram. What doesn't this guy follow
Speaker 2: us on our social media?
Speaker 5: No he doesn't.
Speaker 2: I guess we need to post more dirt and shoes
Speaker 2: picks on. So we'll get on that right away. That's
Speaker 2: how means Laser Stories has come to an end for
Speaker 2: the day. We'll do it again, same time.
Speaker 8: On Wednesday, freaking Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 2: Do you realize how desperate a gen Zer has to
Speaker 2: be in order to leave someone a voicemail?
Speaker 6: Oh, my gosh, Because.
Speaker 2: There's an entire process that they have to go through
Speaker 2: before reaching that level. Yeah, Because first they try sending
Speaker 2: a text. If that doesn't work, they'll send another text yeah,
Speaker 2: and then they'll thumbs up the last message that they
Speaker 2: just send, and then they'll reach out on Snapchat, then
Speaker 2: DM them on Insta.
Speaker 7: After that they'll duet the.
Speaker 2: Person's TikTok, follow them on Pinterest, and if after repeating
Speaker 2: that ten straight times they still don't get an answer,
Speaker 2: it when finally they will lower themselves to picking up
Speaker 2: their phones and making an actual voice.
Speaker 6: Called I mean.
Speaker 2: Clearly, this past weekend was saturated with desperation because our
Speaker 2: answering machine was completely full of brand new voice messages
Speaker 2: that we're gonna play from sad gen zs It's coming
Speaker 2: up in a brand new loser line.
Speaker 8: The right number it's the line goodby.
Speaker 2: If you haven't heard the loser line befo for it
Speaker 2: works like this. Let's say a guy approaches you while
Speaker 2: you're out at the club and uses this charming pickup
Speaker 2: line on you.
Speaker 14: Excuse me, miss, but if you were a president, you'd
Speaker 14: be named Babraham Linking. I'm saluting you right now, just
Speaker 14: out with my hands.
Speaker 2: Whatever you do, try to avoid puking directly onto him,
Speaker 2: because he'd probably like it too much. Instead, the safer
Speaker 2: thing to do is to give him the digits to
Speaker 2: the loser lines, so hopefully he leaves an awkward voicemail
Speaker 2: that we can play on the air.
Speaker 7: Voicemails like this one.
Speaker 15: Hey, Jessica, it's going to be difficult, but I just
Speaker 15: got back from the doctor. He told me I have
Speaker 15: two months left to live, so.
Speaker 2: Just kidding, gotcha. Oh man, you probably felt so bad.
Speaker 15: But now that I have your attention and uh, you
Speaker 15: know I'm around for the long hauls, let's go out.
Speaker 15: I mean, I was serious about going to the doctor,
Speaker 15: but he told me I was bigger than average, So
Speaker 15: call me next message.
Speaker 2: Wow, gentlemen, take how max out your ladies?
Speaker 9: I will say my husband just got really funnier by comparison.
Speaker 5: Can you imagine a life of that? As a jokes
Speaker 5: I don't want to.
Speaker 14: I don't want to be hacky here, but as a comedian,
Speaker 14: I just found my first joke till the end.
Speaker 6: That's true. Just crying.
Speaker 3: Next message, Oh my god, I just.
Speaker 16: I seriously can't stop thinking about you since Friday.
Speaker 3: And I'm just so so mad.
Speaker 16: We didn't get more alone time because like, I just
Speaker 16: really wanted to, uh.
Speaker 17: Just like.
Speaker 16: And like, I can go further, but I want to
Speaker 16: leave a little bit for imagination. But I just wanted
Speaker 16: to do that, like the moment I laid eyes on,
Speaker 16: you call me back if you want to meet up
Speaker 16: or I can do that again.
Speaker 8: This time was like pump, I mean.
Speaker 5: Do you guys need a bucket of cold water?
Speaker 4: Are you two turns off? I mean you always do
Speaker 4: a kissing sound of the mic.
Speaker 2: Maybe I met for each other as though she's got
Speaker 2: talent that I want to do. Yeah, But you know
Speaker 2: what's even better than giving someone tongue is giving them
Speaker 2: a link to our TikTok page.
Speaker 5: What if you did it at the same time?
Speaker 2: Talk yeah, turn you on to the maximum number? Because
Speaker 2: apparently last year, our TikTok was shared so much between
Speaker 2: partners that we received.
Speaker 7: The Red Light Special Award, which.
Speaker 2: Was an old police siren on a plaque that was
Speaker 2: used in an actual prostitution stick.
Speaker 7: So make sure to keep.
Speaker 2: Listening to the number one user line of the week
Speaker 2: that we post up on there every single week and
Speaker 2: help us win another award.
Speaker 5: Amazing.
Speaker 7: Back to the clips, he it's.
Speaker 18: I just wanted to apologize for, you know, getting so
Speaker 18: emotional the other day and crying while you were like
Speaker 18: trying to work. My mom wanted a dancer to and
Speaker 18: you were wearing the same perfume that she would smell
Speaker 18: like when you know she would come home from work
Speaker 18: late at night and she'd give me a kiss. It
Speaker 18: just brought back a bunch of memories. Maybe we could
Speaker 18: get some Maybe we could get together sometime and talk.
Speaker 18: I promise I won't be the cry baby. Or maybe
Speaker 18: I could just come back to the club and smell
Speaker 18: you again.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean, and that guy was a true gentleman,
Speaker 2: because not a lot of dudes would ask permission to
Speaker 2: come back and sniff a girl.
Speaker 9: I think she's the only one that has a totally
Speaker 9: different motive for being there.
Speaker 5: This is actually pretty pure.
Speaker 2: He's like, Hey, I'm sorry to make this awkward, kiuld
Speaker 2: you like put some clothes on and stop dancing so much? Greg?
Speaker 3: Why are you not returning my calls? You said you
Speaker 3: would get back to me, you would help me about
Speaker 3: cleaning my suede boots.
Speaker 19: Do you know how much I paid for these boots?
Speaker 3: They are verse fatcy. Not that you would know anything
Speaker 3: about that, would you. It's not my fault that I
Speaker 3: stepped in your dog's excrement. It is yours. You left
Speaker 3: it there. I assume you gave me your number because
Speaker 3: you want to do the right thing and pay the
Speaker 3: cleaning bill. What kind of man does not clean up
Speaker 3: after his dog anyway? You know, it's probably a man
Speaker 3: who goes to hobby lobby to make his own priest smack.
Speaker 3: He can take those to the neighborhood schiddler where I
Speaker 3: am sure Greg, you're a platinum member.
Speaker 2: You have your photo on the wall.
Speaker 3: He ates the most top shirlines in March. Congratulations there.
Speaker 3: Hope I don't find out where you live. You might
Speaker 3: find a little present on your porch, and it won't
Speaker 3: be from a dog.
Speaker 2: Oh jacket, Oh oh my god.
Speaker 9: I don't know that woman gets the award for most
Speaker 9: creative insults ever.
Speaker 5: Before, just off the top.
Speaker 2: Of his head, like that would hit different to me.
Speaker 2: Excuse me, Brook, you don't have to act so impressed
Speaker 2: by the woman putting the other man down.
Speaker 5: Dude isn't picking up his dog's poop. He sucks. He
Speaker 5: deserves that.
Speaker 2: To lose a line regularly at this time every single week,
Speaker 2: and make sure that you subscribe to the Brook and
Speaker 2: Jeffy YouTube channel where you can listen every loser line
Speaker 2: second day and phone app that we do right on there.
Speaker 7: In fact, we're gonna do a phone tap right after this.
Speaker 8: Freaking Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 2: In today's prank call, we received an email from a
Speaker 2: guy named Kevin who's applying to universities to get his
Speaker 2: master's degree, and he's really close with his older brother
Speaker 2: who's been waiting to hear how Kevin did in his interviews. Well,
Speaker 2: he's about to find out. But it's not Kevin who's
Speaker 2: going to break the news to him. It's actually one
Speaker 2: of the school officials who needs to double check the
Speaker 2: accuracy of some of the stories that Kevin told during
Speaker 2: his one on run session. Oh my hopefully his brother
Speaker 2: will have his back no matter what. Yeah, you'll find
Speaker 2: out in your phone tap right now. Hello, Hi, my
Speaker 2: name is Chancellor Duncan from the University of I'm looking
Speaker 2: to speak with Lewis.
Speaker 19: Yeah, that's yeah, you got the right guy.
Speaker 7: Oh okay, Hi Lewis.
Speaker 2: I know we never met before, and sorry to surprise
Speaker 2: you with this call, but I just had a one
Speaker 2: on one admissions interview with your brother Kevin for our
Speaker 2: master's program.
Speaker 19: Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, that's excellent. Okay, yeah, this is
Speaker 19: really important to him.
Speaker 2: So oh well, that's good to hear. And the reason
Speaker 2: that I'm calling you is Kevin and I spoke at
Speaker 2: length and he told me all about your childhood and
Speaker 2: everything that you two went through and just wow, I
Speaker 2: can't believe it.
Speaker 19: Yeah, I mean, and we went through some stuff, to
Speaker 19: say the least.
Speaker 2: So, I mean he gave me your number because we've
Speaker 2: had a lot of people apply to the business program.
Speaker 2: You can't always believe what you hear nowadays, people will
Speaker 2: say anything just to get in, you know what I mean.
Speaker 10: Yeah, yeah, well, I mean Kevin's usually pretty good about
Speaker 10: seeing up front, right, it's trustworthy.
Speaker 2: Yeah, So I just need you to confirm some of
Speaker 2: the details that he told me and then we'll be
Speaker 2: all good. All right, great, So obviously Kevin told me
Speaker 2: about your guys childhood growing up and how economically challenged
Speaker 2: your family was.
Speaker 16: Challenged.
Speaker 6: Okay, I'm sorry.
Speaker 2: To use harsh terms. I don't know the right way
Speaker 2: to say it, but he mentioned the story about how
Speaker 2: both of you had to share the same pair of
Speaker 2: overalls because your family could only afford one. Oh yeah, yeah,
Speaker 2: yeah yeah.
Speaker 7: And you had to wear them at the same time
Speaker 7: when you went to school.
Speaker 19: Yeah yeah, that's the ways they want.
Speaker 8: Wow.
Speaker 2: And Kevin mentioned that in sixth grade you still didn't
Speaker 2: know simple math, and not because you weren't going to school.
Speaker 2: You were just slower than the other children.
Speaker 7: Kevin said that, yeah, because you know, you were quote
Speaker 7: the dumb one Kevin's words.
Speaker 2: Not mine.
Speaker 19: Yea, I was the dumb one.
Speaker 2: Yep. Wow, huh. I mean just I'm still just trying
Speaker 2: to wrap my head around it. A child that young
Speaker 2: is Kevin having the type of commitment to an older,
Speaker 2: much dumber sibling. It's just you don't hear about that
Speaker 2: a lot around here. So yeah, this just really inspired me.
Speaker 19: Yeah, yeah, you don't you don't hear about that very often.
Speaker 2: Yeah, so, I mean it's just incredible. And Kevin also
Speaker 2: mentioned at nighttime, while your parents were out working double shifts,
Speaker 2: you two were left defend for each other.
Speaker 6: Yeah.
Speaker 19: Well, you know, we were pretty pretty tough kids, you know.
Speaker 2: Now I am curious, just personally. Whose idea was it
Speaker 2: to send you out onto the streets.
Speaker 19: All to send us on the streets.
Speaker 2: No, no, no, not both of you. Just you to
Speaker 2: go out on the streets to earn money. Whose idea
Speaker 2: was that?
Speaker 3: Oh yeah no, that that was my idea.
Speaker 2: Okay, that makes sense. The dumb one came up with
Speaker 2: the idea. I should have figured that one, because Kevin
Speaker 2: mentioned you had much looser morals than he did at
Speaker 2: that age. Yeah, so, I mean, I just want to
Speaker 2: hear Kevin aside. What was that like for you making
Speaker 2: that type of sacrifice with your body, with my body? Yeah,
Speaker 2: I mean, Kevin went into a lot of detail about it,
Speaker 2: but that's his side of the story. I want to
Speaker 2: hear what it was like for you.
Speaker 19: Oh well, whatever helps Kevin out, you know.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I don't know what they call it, but Kevin said,
Speaker 2: you didn't shy away from doing it. That you actually
Speaker 2: enjoyed it more than he thought.
Speaker 19: Oh did he now?
Speaker 6: Yeah?
Speaker 2: Yeah? And some nights you would even give it away
Speaker 2: for free?
Speaker 6: Ah I did.
Speaker 19: Yeah, I guess I did a couple of times.
Speaker 20: Yeah.
Speaker 2: Yeah. I mean sorry, I shouldn't be telling your story.
Speaker 2: You lived it. I'm just in awe.
Speaker 19: So I uh, yeah, I gave my body away. That's
Speaker 19: how it went.
Speaker 2: Well.
Speaker 7: I mean you clearly you're a good guy. Did it
Speaker 7: for a good reason?
Speaker 19: Yeah.
Speaker 2: So I'm just wondering, do you still do anything of
Speaker 2: that nature?
Speaker 19: Uh No, that's all.
Speaker 2: In the past.
Speaker 19: I don't do that stuff anymore.
Speaker 7: Okay.
Speaker 2: Shoot, I'm just wondering if there was any money involved,
Speaker 2: what would there be a way that we could meet up,
Speaker 2: or if, like you, you still have a contact from
Speaker 2: the streets.
Speaker 15: Maybe yeah, you know Kevin, you should ask Kevin about that.
Speaker 19: You know, he might be uh, he might be more
Speaker 19: up to you know.
Speaker 2: Well, I did ask him for a contact during our interview,
Speaker 2: and the only thing that was on the table was
Speaker 2: he offered me your body in exchange for a prank
Speaker 2: phone call on the radio. Are you freaking joking right now?
Speaker 8: Yeah?
Speaker 2: I am joking. My name is Jeff from Brook and
Speaker 2: Jeffrey in the Morning. Man, you probably can't set you up.
Speaker 2: He said that you didn't want him to put you
Speaker 2: down as a reference for his college application, so he
Speaker 2: wanted to get back at you.
Speaker 19: Oh yeah, because I was like, what are they gonna
Speaker 19: ask me?
Speaker 2: I don't I got average questions about your childhood, growing
Speaker 2: up on the streets and earning money for your little brother.
Speaker 18: Yeah, that actually never happened.
Speaker 2: I don't know. You seem to know a lot about it.
Speaker 19: No, no, remember I'm the dumb one. I wouldn't know
Speaker 19: anything about that.
Speaker 7: Oh right, of course, wake.
Speaker 8: Up every morning was weekday morning Brooking Jeffrey in the Morning.
Speaker 2: The secret to good dating, and I am the expert
Speaker 2: on secrets of good dating, is being able to quickly
Speaker 2: identify something that you both have in common. Whether that's hey,
Speaker 2: smelled you from across the room and I'm pretty sure
Speaker 2: we use the same athletes foot cream.
Speaker 5: Oh I feel like that would have a distinct smell.
Speaker 2: She's like, no, or Hey, I smelled you from across
Speaker 2: the room. Have you hung out with my dad recently?
Speaker 2: Because he uses old spice age cheddar too.
Speaker 17: I I'm just saying age jedder you never know what
Speaker 17: strange thing might amazingly bring you in that cute stranger together.
Speaker 2: And today's call had over one hundred people feeling that
Speaker 2: same instant connection because of the event that they attended together.
Speaker 2: You're gonna hear what it was. No spoilers, it's coming
Speaker 2: up in your second Date update, next second Date update.
Speaker 2: Our dating apps officially dead. It's Brooke and Jeffrey in
Speaker 2: the morning. I mean, I've heard people complain about them
Speaker 2: a lot, like Brooke says she can't get Hurs to
Speaker 2: swipe right fast enough, load speeds are too slow, and
Speaker 2: Jose keeps emailing the help desk asking if they can
Speaker 2: add in a bikini barista search feature Instagram. Yeah, clearly
Speaker 2: not everybody is thrilled with them. But apparently there's a
Speaker 2: new movement that's happening right now that I didn't know about.
Speaker 2: People are banding together to get off the apps all
Speaker 2: together and try something completely different, which is how today's
Speaker 2: call her Troy wound up meeting a young woman the
Speaker 2: other day. Let's learn about it. Troy, Welcome to the show.
Speaker 19: Hey guys, how you doing.
Speaker 9: Whenever you say Jeffrey meeting a young woman, I either
Speaker 9: picture this guy is going to be a grampa.
Speaker 5: We need to check somebody's ID. Like it's a weird
Speaker 5: you know.
Speaker 2: I'm just talking about relative to the people in this room,
Speaker 2: it's probably a pretty young. Tell us more about this
Speaker 2: wonderful young lady that you met. What's her name?
Speaker 19: So the lady that I met is Melanie?
Speaker 5: Okay, all right, I'm curious to see how you met her.
Speaker 2: Yeah. What's this movement that you were kind of telling
Speaker 2: me about in the email?
Speaker 19: That's so pretty interesting.
Speaker 21: To be honest, my friends told me about this now
Speaker 21: thing that people are doing.
Speaker 19: It's called unfit run clubs.
Speaker 5: What is it against?
Speaker 7: Say one more time?
Speaker 5: Unfit unfit run club?
Speaker 17: I love it.
Speaker 2: That's funny.
Speaker 9: Yeah for people who aren't like runners, like a Lexus exactly.
Speaker 19: But just get a reason to meet new people, that's.
Speaker 4: Awesome, and they usually meet it like a bar.
Speaker 9: I feel like, yeah, yeah, I've seen like the sofa
Speaker 9: to five K groups too, you know.
Speaker 4: Good for you.
Speaker 2: So how did this work?
Speaker 15: Yeah?
Speaker 19: So basically, you know, instead of trying to meet new
Speaker 19: people on dating apps, which has been stressful, they're starting
Speaker 19: to play these big geest togethers.
Speaker 9: Oh so wait, it's not just for running. This is
Speaker 9: actually to meet other singles as well.
Speaker 19: The way it's supposed to be is we stopped occasionally,
Speaker 19: we take some pictures, mingle, keep going, and then at
Speaker 19: the very end we all go to the bar.
Speaker 2: Oh okay, it's nice because it's like a little more
Speaker 2: casual than like a speed dating event, where you have
Speaker 2: two minutes to talk to everybody in the room and
Speaker 2: there's all this pressure. This is like mingle at your
Speaker 2: own pace.
Speaker 5: But it's unfit, so it depends on how out of
Speaker 5: breath you.
Speaker 13: Are during the run.
Speaker 2: There's the one person who comes in an hour later
Speaker 2: than everybody else, but sure, I.
Speaker 21: Mean there's big groups of people walk in too. We
Speaker 21: do that if you want to. You know, you're not
Speaker 21: a mandatory if you'd actually jog.
Speaker 19: Break.
Speaker 2: One's walking was involved like the slow pace. So's all just.
Speaker 6: Mean anybody at any level can join this.
Speaker 2: Okay, So tell us about how your Unfit run club
Speaker 2: event went.
Speaker 19: Well, I went with some of my Friday.
Speaker 5: Okay, so you had backup on this all right?
Speaker 9: Win with oh yeah, and were you all looking to
Speaker 9: meet somebody or were they just totally coming as your wingman?
Speaker 2: Do you mean Brook? Are you asking are they all
Speaker 2: trying to meet one woman. No, did they.
Speaker 9: To the same I just mean, like, is everybody's intentions
Speaker 9: the same?
Speaker 8: Here?
Speaker 5: Are they just coming just for you?
Speaker 2: Okay?
Speaker 21: Well they checked it out before they heard me on
Speaker 21: dating maps.
Speaker 19: Still and they said just come check yourself.
Speaker 5: Okay. Oh is there a recommendation? Okay?
Speaker 2: And so you said you met someone named Melanie. How
Speaker 2: did that happen?
Speaker 19: Yeah? So once we got to the bar, I met
Speaker 19: this girl Melanie right, and were chatting there.
Speaker 9: Okay, And were you guys able to connect pretty well?
Speaker 19: Well, yeah, she was a really swoop down to earth.
Speaker 19: So we cracked a couple of jokes about the dating maps.
Speaker 19: That's what they connected.
Speaker 2: Oh it was like she was not nice, but you
Speaker 2: still went out.
Speaker 6: She was awful.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that would be weird. But you said you both
Speaker 2: bonded over not being on dating apps anymore.
Speaker 19: Yeah?
Speaker 2: Correct?
Speaker 5: Okay, So she and did she explain why she had
Speaker 5: given it up? Was it the same reason?
Speaker 1: I think everyone has the same reasons.
Speaker 7: How was the conversation with her?
Speaker 19: The conversation went pretty good, you know, but then kind
Speaker 19: of ended in about ten minutes. I would say, we
Speaker 19: didn't have a lot of time.
Speaker 5: Yeah, why so quick?
Speaker 19: Well, if you think about it, at the bar a
Speaker 19: lot of people. I'm with my friends, she's with her friends.
Speaker 6: Friends, Okay to talk to me.
Speaker 19: Okay, so but but one thing I'll tell you I
Speaker 19: did do. I did get her number.
Speaker 5: Well that's good.
Speaker 7: Did you ask her for the number or did you
Speaker 7: just take it?
Speaker 6: Get it?
Speaker 3: An?
Speaker 19: I told her I want to continue.
Speaker 9: Okay, good man, did you guys go out again?
Speaker 8: Then?
Speaker 5: No, actually go out for a first time.
Speaker 19: So this is where you know. I'm stuck now and
Speaker 19: I need your help a little bit. But I texted her,
Speaker 19: I said, hey, you know it's Troy, the guy from
Speaker 19: the bar, and you know the unfit event that we
Speaker 19: went to. And she goes brank no answer.
Speaker 2: No, just wasn't into the event, like in general, maybe
Speaker 2: she wanted to go back to the dating apps after it.
Speaker 7: Like if Alexis, if you.
Speaker 2: Went to something like this, do you think you would
Speaker 2: actually be into it?
Speaker 8: Well?
Speaker 4: No, but I don't really like runner guys. I'm kind
Speaker 4: of traumatized after running.
Speaker 5: This is a fit. So this is non runners.
Speaker 4: That's true.
Speaker 5: I mean that's true, but they're slow.
Speaker 4: How sweaty were you when you were talking to hurt
Speaker 4: the bar.
Speaker 7: You know that's a good question.
Speaker 19: Hey, I on a scale of one to ten, I
Speaker 19: was probably like a two and a half.
Speaker 5: Okay, so you were you were a walker?
Speaker 15: All right?
Speaker 2: Wow, we can't get through one of these without Brooks
Speaker 2: shaming the mail person got that out of the It happens.
Speaker 2: So now we're gonna call Melanie here in just a minute.
Speaker 2: We'll reach out and see if we can get you
Speaker 2: a second date update, and maybe she'll shame you a
Speaker 2: little bit more before we.
Speaker 7: Get into it.
Speaker 5: I'm a big sweater.
Speaker 7: We're gonna do it.
Speaker 2: We're gonna come back for you second date update. Right
Speaker 2: after this second date update, it's Brooke and Jeffrey in
Speaker 2: the morning. And if you've ever been to a charity
Speaker 2: five k run, you may have seen Brook there on
Speaker 2: the side of booing the people who finished the last
Speaker 2: because they walked or didn't walk fast enough or had
Speaker 2: crutches after their amputation.
Speaker 6: Are we already laughing.
Speaker 2: Because we've all seen that happen before. We've been there
Speaker 2: next to a walle It goes on.
Speaker 9: And I often host them and encourage people and again it.
Speaker 7: To run and not walk.
Speaker 6: And do you even want to cure this disease.
Speaker 7: Pick up the pay slow, pops.
Speaker 2: I've heard it.
Speaker 7: You don't have to repeat it here.
Speaker 2: The only reason, the only reason I bring it up
Speaker 2: now is because there was a meetup of the Unfit
Speaker 2: Run Club, as they call it.
Speaker 5: His words, not mine much.
Speaker 2: That's the name of the club. The whole point of
Speaker 2: it is to help people get off of the dating
Speaker 2: apps and get back to meeting people in real life.
Speaker 2: They do theirs at the park while they all run
Speaker 2: or sometimes walk around getting to know each other. And
Speaker 2: that's where Troy met a woman named Melanie the other day.
Speaker 2: Brook has already gone on record to say, just listening
Speaker 2: to Troy's voice.
Speaker 7: She knows that he's a walker who does not sweat enough.
Speaker 9: Alexis asked if he was really sweaty when he met Melanie,
Speaker 9: and he said he was at a two.
Speaker 5: A two means that you're not running really hard. It's
Speaker 5: not a bad.
Speaker 2: Thing, Troy.
Speaker 7: She calls you out of shape.
Speaker 19: What do you think, Troy, Well, I'm not out of.
Speaker 9: Troy.
Speaker 4: Some people swear the odor and don't sweat.
Speaker 5: Rush Broke, Okay, I am a big sweater.
Speaker 7: All right.
Speaker 2: So again I've done like this on the last forty
Speaker 2: of these calls we've had to do. But once again,
Speaker 2: I apologize for my co host Brooke. We are still
Speaker 2: going to try and get you a second date here, Troy, all.
Speaker 19: Right, sounds good. I mean I'm pretty positive. I think
Speaker 19: you guys can put it off and it went well.
Speaker 2: All right, so we're about to call her right now.
Speaker 2: But just in case you're tuning in for the first time,
Speaker 2: Melanie ghosted Troy after they had hung out for ten
Speaker 2: minutes at the very end of.
Speaker 9: This event, so that she may not even remember him.
Speaker 9: To be honest, not it is a bad thing. I mean,
Speaker 9: he said there was tons of people there.
Speaker 2: I am positive enough to believe that she will remember you.
Speaker 2: But you know what, Brook has to get that last
Speaker 2: jab in.
Speaker 17: Here we go.
Speaker 19: I'm memorable.
Speaker 13: I believe that Melanie's Let's see if she picks.
Speaker 9: Hello.
Speaker 2: Hey, we're looking to speak with Melanie. Yeah, you made
Speaker 2: This is a radio show called Brook and Jeffrey in
Speaker 2: the Morning.
Speaker 9: Even when you say my name, bok Hi, Melanie, We're
Speaker 9: really happy to talk to you.
Speaker 6: Welcome to Brook.
Speaker 5: Thank you for the answering and being here.
Speaker 18: Hi, we're awaiting.
Speaker 7: Sorry, I know this is probably weird.
Speaker 2: But we're doing a segment right now called a second
Speaker 2: Date Update, and we're trying to help out one of
Speaker 2: our listeners. That you met the other day at something
Speaker 2: called the Unfit Run Club.
Speaker 19: Okay, yeah, I was there.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 9: It sounds like a fun time, a real creative way
Speaker 9: to meet other singles.
Speaker 2: Yeah. Well, someone that you met there had a really
Speaker 2: good time, felt like he had a connection with you.
Speaker 7: His name was Troy.
Speaker 19: That's interesting.
Speaker 20: I met a lot of guys that night, a little
Speaker 20: bit more specific.
Speaker 7: More specific than his name was Troy.
Speaker 9: Yeah, you guys talk for ten minutes. He was at
Speaker 9: a sweat level of around two. He we know, he
Speaker 9: didn't tell us a lot of details about what you
Speaker 9: guys talked about.
Speaker 2: Don't gloat right now in front of the person, big
Speaker 2: smile on your face. But he's he's kind of like
Speaker 2: a soft spoken, like really nice guy.
Speaker 5: Yeah.
Speaker 20: I met a lot of guys that night, Like I
Speaker 20: would get him a lot of attention that night.
Speaker 2: Oh okay, girl, Okay, wait, well that's great.
Speaker 9: Remember they bonded over quitting dating apps, about how bad.
Speaker 4: Dating apps are.
Speaker 5: That's what that's what you all talked about.
Speaker 19: Oh yeah, I remember him.
Speaker 5: Oh okay, let me see.
Speaker 2: Yeah, but the way that she said it didn't give
Speaker 2: me a lot of hope.
Speaker 8: There.
Speaker 2: What what do you remember about him? But what I
Speaker 2: remember is that it's a liar.
Speaker 5: He's a liar.
Speaker 2: Wait wait wait yeah, okay, well you you guys talked
Speaker 2: for ten minutes, he said, yeah, ri with a minute.
Speaker 5: Okay, so that's true and finished talking.
Speaker 20: I went over to my friend who recognized him from
Speaker 20: the dating app and he's still on them.
Speaker 9: Oh yeah, maybe he just didn't get around to deleting
Speaker 9: his profile, you know what I mean?
Speaker 20: Like, oh, yeah, that sounds good, but no, yeah, because
Speaker 20: he tried to hook up with one of my friends
Speaker 20: to for the event and match with another one of
Speaker 20: my friends after the event. And I promise you, he
Speaker 20: said to me, definitively, I'm never using a dating app again.
Speaker 2: He's a liar.
Speaker 19: He's a liar.
Speaker 9: He didn't like add like, after I hit on your friend,
Speaker 9: I'm never using this.
Speaker 19: That's why I'm no longer on a dating app. And
Speaker 19: that's why i am no longer talking to him.
Speaker 5: Okay, makes sense?
Speaker 4: Yeah, why lie of that?
Speaker 2: Well, I know you're against talking to him on the
Speaker 2: dating apps, but what about talking to him right now
Speaker 2: over the phone.
Speaker 13: I r L no, thank you.
Speaker 7: Well, yeah, it.
Speaker 2: Wasn't really a question because I'm just trying to tell you.
Speaker 2: He is on the phone right now listening to this conversation.
Speaker 2: What yeah, sorry, that's how this works. He's not Yes,
Speaker 2: I am, yeah, and he sounds pretty stalkers.
Speaker 6: Did you hear it?
Speaker 15: Yes?
Speaker 2: Yeah, that was really creepy. Well, let's give Troy a
Speaker 2: chance to step in and maybe defend himself a little bit.
Speaker 7: Troy, go ahead, you.
Speaker 2: Have the floor.
Speaker 9: All right.
Speaker 19: First of all, you know, I'm not a bad guy.
Speaker 19: I just want to create that up. She didn't lie,
Speaker 19: so let me point out out. I'll give it her credit.
Speaker 5: Okay, who didn't Who didn't lie?
Speaker 19: Well, no, he didn't lie by saying that it was
Speaker 19: still on the dating mapp and whatnot.
Speaker 6: But you didn't know, I know.
Speaker 19: But I met her for ten minutes, right, we met
Speaker 19: for ten minutes. She gave me her phone number. I
Speaker 19: text her and she's not responding. It kind of like
Speaker 19: made me realize that this thing might not be working
Speaker 19: out and let me stick to what I'm doing.
Speaker 9: Originally, Wait, she said that you you were on the
Speaker 9: dating app by the end of the night hitting on
Speaker 9: her friend.
Speaker 19: I'm just saying I want want to get off the
Speaker 19: dating and absent theory in general.
Speaker 7: His heart was in the right place when he didn't.
Speaker 19: The past moving world. You know, you got to play
Speaker 19: with the game.
Speaker 9: So why you're coming in as a nice guy like
Speaker 9: the guy who was like ready to stop playing the games?
Speaker 19: And yeah, I am a nice guy. But you know,
Speaker 19: if I find a girl that's ready, you know, to
Speaker 19: communicate and continue the conversation, then of course I'm going
Speaker 19: to give it everything. But that wasn't the case.
Speaker 5: You gave her like fifteen minutes. It sounds like to
Speaker 5: respond to a text.
Speaker 2: He's a creep that you can hear it in his ways. Weeah,
Speaker 2: I don't think we need to go that far and
Speaker 2: shame him for the sound of his voice. He's already
Speaker 2: been shamed for them out that he doesn't sweat enough
Speaker 2: on the show.
Speaker 19: Why did the friend match with me? Then? You know
Speaker 19: I'm not I'm just trying to find.
Speaker 5: The right person today. Ragging that you're going out with
Speaker 5: her friends, Well it's not going out.
Speaker 7: They matched.
Speaker 19: Did I return my message either? But I'm open.
Speaker 20: Let me tell you something, Troy, my friend is the
Speaker 20: creek to So.
Speaker 5: It didn't make sense.
Speaker 7: Are they perfect for each other?
Speaker 8: No?
Speaker 2: No, she's a creepy he's even worse than him.
Speaker 7: Well, maybe you should hook your friends.
Speaker 8: Why they match?
Speaker 5: Well, that's why they match.
Speaker 2: Maybe your friend and Troy should go out on a
Speaker 2: date at some point.
Speaker 8: Can we do that?
Speaker 5: Can we ask that question?
Speaker 2: Because yeah, it doesn't sound like Melanie is into this
Speaker 2: at all. But maybe Melanie, we could offer to send
Speaker 2: Troy out with your friend on a date that we yeah,
Speaker 2: your creepy friends on the day that we would pay for.
Speaker 2: That might work, really works?
Speaker 19: Yeah, yeah, she'll date anyone.
Speaker 5: How are you going to pitch your friend on that?
Speaker 5: So this guy that I don't like it is creepy,
Speaker 5: but they are you matched?
Speaker 4: I guess yeah?
Speaker 8: Yeah, Tait.
Speaker 19: Wait wait wait, well now you're telling me she will anyone.
Speaker 19: I kind of don't want that.
Speaker 2: Come on, now, you don't know a lot of options here, dude.
Speaker 19: Okay, you know what you're talking to me, So I'll
Speaker 19: do it.
Speaker 5: You are something, Troy.
Speaker 2: We've scraped to the bottom of the barrel officially, and
Speaker 2: we are sending you out on a date with Melanie's
Speaker 2: creepy friend. Yay.
Speaker 19: I'm happy to It's gonna go great. I can't wait
Speaker 19: to hear it.
Speaker 2: And trou will be here for you when she goes
Speaker 2: to you and we can do a second date update.
Speaker 19: For her as well. Hey, Melanie, I just want to
Speaker 19: say one thing to hate the game, not the player.
Speaker 6: Okay, glad you saved that.
Speaker 19: But you know you guys, if you guys were on
Speaker 19: the phone, I would.
Speaker 7: Have hung up.
Speaker 5: Your patient.
Speaker 2: I am going to hang up on everybody. That's your
Speaker 2: second date update. Goodbye Jeffrey in the morning. I will
Speaker 2: say I do appreciate our listeners using old phrases from
Speaker 2: the nineties.
Speaker 8: Hint, the player, not the game.
Speaker 2: He held on to that to the very end.
Speaker 5: I actually was like, preach, yeah, have been part of
Speaker 5: the band Black Street?
Speaker 15: Remember that?
Speaker 5: All right, I'm treating it back for you guys.
Speaker 7: Let's see.
Speaker 2: Those are the final words from our listener, Troy, who
Speaker 2: caused our text board to blow up with people that
Speaker 2: cannot wait to hear about his upcoming hangout with him
Speaker 2: and his soon to be creeper dated. They're going to
Speaker 2: raise the roof together.
Speaker 6: I have no doubt the creeper roof.
Speaker 7: Yeah, I love that everyone's always like, oh, they're a creeper.
Speaker 2: Get away, But when two creepers meet, like, I'll creep
Speaker 2: on you, I'll creep on you.
Speaker 6: Okay, let's do that.
Speaker 5: What kind of friend is she that She's like, yeah,
Speaker 5: my friend is.
Speaker 4: We should have probably asked details of what makes her creepy.
Speaker 2: Yeah, we were just happy to get him a date
Speaker 2: with anybody. Let's be honest, and I do hope that
Speaker 2: we get an update from them, because you just you
Speaker 2: never know with this show what relationships will and won't
Speaker 2: work out.
Speaker 6: Even if the updates like oh, I was supposed to
Speaker 6: go out with.
Speaker 2: That guy, We'll see. But if you ever need help
Speaker 2: with your dating life, you can always reach out to
Speaker 2: the show. We'll call that person wasn't calling you back,
Speaker 2: and go check out all of our second dates wherever
Speaker 2: you get your podcasts at Brooke.
Speaker 8: And Jeffrey Freaking Jeffrey in the Morning.
Speaker 2: Man, I had the craziest thing happened to me at
Speaker 2: the grocery store the other day.
Speaker 8: What happened?
Speaker 2: I didn't want to forget it, so I wrote it
Speaker 2: down in my diary right after it happened.
Speaker 7: I'm just gonna read it real.
Speaker 5: Most people call it a journal.
Speaker 2: Diary with a heart printed on the front. But I said,
Speaker 2: I came down with a bad wrist infection, so I
Speaker 2: had to make an emergency selection. I went to the
Speaker 2: store's appropriate section on the hunt for some extra strength
Speaker 2: limb protection you always. But there somebody just caught my attention.
Speaker 2: Stranger that left quite a lasting impression. Her face was
Speaker 2: a mold of Plato perfection. Her hair was like gold
Speaker 2: and was heavenly scented. I wasn't out camping, but something
Speaker 2: is tented. Before my request for a date got accepted,
Speaker 2: her car peeled away and left my truck dented. Oh,
Speaker 2: oh my god.
Speaker 7: Correct that whole thing did rhyme.
Speaker 6: I didn't even realize I was doing that.
Speaker 7: You just naturally rhyme.
Speaker 2: Well, sometimes just one simple encounter can really bring out
Speaker 2: the inner poet in you. Just like for the people
Speaker 2: who wrote their misconnections up on Craigslist, and we're actually
Speaker 2: going to read some of the very best ones coming.
Speaker 8: Up kit.
Speaker 2: Misconnections that there's only two places to find true love
Speaker 2: in this world. One is an aisle sixteen of Walmart.
Speaker 2: When you both reached for the same tube of a
Speaker 2: mulcified cheese burger paste.
Speaker 8: You.
Speaker 2: The other is on the pages of craigslist dot org.
Speaker 2: We scour that website every week to find the best
Speaker 2: misconnections that they have to offer, like this first one,
Speaker 2: titled love at First Audit.
Speaker 7: Man for woman thirties Starbucks.
Speaker 2: Downtown says you cute barista, long dark hair, peanut shaped earrings,
Speaker 2: and a smile that could make me blush from the
Speaker 2: waist down.
Speaker 5: What you don't want to be blushing down there, buddy?
Speaker 2: Yeah, me, tall guy with a blue suit covered in
Speaker 2: mystery stains. I didn't disclose this to you in person,
Speaker 2: but I'm an IRS agent who was on my break
Speaker 2: and I tried to make conversation by asking, if you
Speaker 2: declare all your tips on your taxes.
Speaker 9: You may have just found the most unsexy job that
Speaker 9: he ever existed.
Speaker 7: You replied, I have to do that.
Speaker 2: Pretty funny joking. Yeah, I think you were anyway. I
Speaker 2: continue to flirt by explaining the differences from this year's
Speaker 2: tax code to last year's and how economic diversity can
Speaker 2: play into each submission we receive.
Speaker 5: Submission.
Speaker 2: I got the vibe that we were connecting because I
Speaker 2: thought you were taking all that info down. But then
Speaker 2: I realized you were just writing my name on my cup. Oh, sir, job.
Speaker 7: The bottom line, we.
Speaker 2: Have a lot in common. We both have stains on
Speaker 2: our workoutfits, and we both deal with money.
Speaker 5: Yeah, there's no reason you should have stains on a
Speaker 5: muddy workout fit.
Speaker 7: If you see this.
Speaker 2: Let's discuss the wonders of tax evasion over a mohito
Speaker 2: or two.
Speaker 5: Wait, wait, god's for it.
Speaker 2: That's signing Lee and then in parentheses the three legged
Speaker 2: tax man. Oh, I see what he did. Let's go
Speaker 2: to your next misconnection titled I'll be your Greek freak
Speaker 2: woman for man thirties Mediterranean food truck.
Speaker 5: Oh my god, already is that bad?
Speaker 2: I want me to You were the authentic Greek man
Speaker 2: who helps me with my order yesterday. I say authentic
Speaker 2: because I could smell the olive oil dripping from your
Speaker 2: hair as you handed me back my chain.
Speaker 6: But a little here, a little.
Speaker 7: Do you don't remember?
Speaker 2: I was the heavy set brunette with the tan hoodie
Speaker 2: that said on the front, it's a beautiful day to
Speaker 2: leave me alone. In retrospect, that was a mistake because
Speaker 2: I wanted you to do the opposite.
Speaker 5: It does send a message, don't talk to me.
Speaker 7: Yeah, I want you to maybe get in my business.
Speaker 2: Sorry, Today, after I ordered, you told me to wait
Speaker 2: by the picnic table for my name to be called out,
Speaker 2: so I did.
Speaker 7: Boy was that a mistake?
Speaker 8: Why?
Speaker 2: It was just me and a suzeki saw squirt bottle,
Speaker 2: and every time you turned back to talk with the cook,
Speaker 2: I squirted some directly in my mouth. One time I
Speaker 2: missed that it got all over my hoodie. It came
Speaker 2: back to the window and you handed me a handful
Speaker 2: of napkins, then winked at me, saying you had to
Speaker 2: take a leak.
Speaker 8: What.
Speaker 5: I don't think that was a metaphor.
Speaker 2: The cook ended up bringing up my hero, and as
Speaker 2: I was driving away, I saw you relieving yourself behind
Speaker 2: a tree. Apparently your hair isn't the only thing that's Greek.
Speaker 19: That mean.
Speaker 2: I came back today to see you again, but I
Speaker 2: was disappointed to find a taco truck in your spot.
Speaker 2: Gringo star. I still ordered from them, but I couldn't
Speaker 2: stop thinking about you. That sign olive sign olive Wow fate.
Speaker 2: This next misconnection is titled Romance Lance and his Fresh
Speaker 2: pair of pants.
Speaker 5: Please tell.
Speaker 2: Twenties Laundromat I was the swollen college dude with gray.
Speaker 7: Sweats and a yellow tank top.
Speaker 2: You were the cute blonde in the Baylor sweatshirt sitting
Speaker 2: on the dryer reading Al Gore's An Inconvenient Truth.
Speaker 5: Oh this is so college.
Speaker 2: I'll be hunted. I thought you were adorable and I
Speaker 2: needed an opener, and thinking about it almost hurt my brain.
Speaker 2: Could I jokingly try to convince you that climate change
Speaker 2: is a hoax then end up in a secret tickle fight?
Speaker 5: Secret tickle fighter is not what you're gonna get.
Speaker 7: No, maybe not, So I went with a different approach.
Speaker 2: I flashed my wicked smile at you and then asked
Speaker 2: if I could borrow a dryer sheet. You handed me one,
Speaker 2: and then you watched in awe as I rubbed it
Speaker 2: on my pits.
Speaker 5: What who?
Speaker 6: No, I told you I.
Speaker 2: Saw that trick on Good Morning America once because I
Speaker 2: watched it with my mom in high school.
Speaker 5: Okay, we could have gone just with TikTok or something.
Speaker 2: Hopefully that was a turn on me being close with
Speaker 2: my mom and all, Oh, it doesn't tend to be.
Speaker 2: You were tough to read, So I just walked around
Speaker 2: the laundromat in a circle. For the next twenty minutes,
Speaker 2: passing you frequently. One time you looked up from your
Speaker 2: book and I smiled again and said, just get my
Speaker 2: steps in. Oh, as you were folding, I wrote my
Speaker 2: number down and slipped it into your hamper.
Speaker 7: So far, no call.
Speaker 2: I'm not worried, though you probably don't have a cell
Speaker 2: phone because it's quote bad for the environment.
Speaker 4: That she would probably say that.
Speaker 7: And if you see this borrow of friends and let's
Speaker 7: kick it.
Speaker 2: Oh that signed.
Speaker 5: Dubin downy Fresh.
Speaker 2: Yeah, those are your Craigslist misconnections for the week.
Speaker 8: Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 2: Another day, another brand new player to win Brooks Bucks day.
Speaker 2: This one is Molly, And we asked Molly before she
Speaker 2: came on, what are her New Year's resolutions for this year?
Speaker 7: She says she does not have any. She says all
Speaker 7: I do is work.
Speaker 2: She is a lawyer and told our producer if she
Speaker 2: does have one goal in her life, it's to take
Speaker 2: Brook down.
Speaker 5: Molly ruthless.
Speaker 7: Molly, welcome to show.
Speaker 2: I don't want to ruin your surprised, but I always
Speaker 2: imagine a lawyer is gonna get on the phone and
Speaker 2: serve one of us.
Speaker 6: Are you serving someone.
Speaker 2: No, I don't think that's what lawyers do.
Speaker 12: I'm not a lawyer.
Speaker 19: Shocking.
Speaker 5: Are you this scary in the courtroom too, Molly, that's
Speaker 5: what I hear.
Speaker 19: I'm actually extremely nice, but I hear I'm terrifying.
Speaker 9: Okay, yeah, I always say to myself is nice too,
Speaker 9: but other people say differently.
Speaker 2: So I don't know.
Speaker 5: You know, it's hard to believe who to believe?
Speaker 7: Here the office?
Speaker 6: Like what, I'm nice?
Speaker 2: He goes running in the opposite direction. Go terrify some
Speaker 2: people outside of the studio for a second. We need
Speaker 2: to talk to Mario and while she leaves, Molly, you
Speaker 2: know the game where it's thirty seconds on the board,
Speaker 2: answer as many questions as possible. If you don't know when,
Speaker 2: you could say pass. But you do have to beat
Speaker 2: Brooke outright to win. Are you ready?
Speaker 8: I'm ready?
Speaker 2: Good luck? Your time starts now on this day. In
Speaker 2: eighteen forty six, astronomers discovered the big blue planet better
Speaker 2: known by what name?
Speaker 8: Earth?
Speaker 2: Name the celebrity who will take over as host for
Speaker 2: Wheel of Fortune once Pat Sajak retires.
Speaker 9: Oh.
Speaker 4: Pass, I can't leave of her name.
Speaker 7: A cube has twelve edges? How many faces?
Speaker 2: Does it have.
Speaker 12: Four?
Speaker 2: What restaurant uses the slogan hot eats, cool treats? What
Speaker 2: does the internet abbreviation l MK stand for pass?
Speaker 19: I don't know?
Speaker 3: You know?
Speaker 2: Close?
Speaker 8: Now?
Speaker 1: So much easier at home?
Speaker 7: Yeah, if we do get that a lot, it's a
Speaker 7: lot harder once you're actually on the.
Speaker 9: Show, Like, I don't even know what your words are,
Speaker 9: Molly Crumple under pressure.
Speaker 2: Well, you gotta give Mully some credit because not only
Speaker 2: is she a lawyer, apparently she also has three kids.
Speaker 8: Oh nice.
Speaker 7: How do you balance all of that in your life?
Speaker 2: Molly?
Speaker 5: Well, we listened to wind Brooks Brooks on the way
Speaker 5: to school. That doesn't Yeah, and I'm great.
Speaker 19: You can ask them I'm great in the car?
Speaker 10: Yees?
Speaker 5: Do they only say that when you're around?
Speaker 12: So?
Speaker 2: Brook's coming after you today, Molly Man's looked out. Okay,
Speaker 2: Brook You're up? Are you ready?
Speaker 17: Yeah?
Speaker 2: Good luck? Your time starts now on this day. In
Speaker 2: eighteen forty six, astronomers discovered the big blue planet better
Speaker 2: known by what name?
Speaker 5: Neptune.
Speaker 2: Name the celebrity who will take over as host for
Speaker 2: Wheel of Fortune once Pat Sajak.
Speaker 7: Retires, Ryan Seacrest. A cube has twelve edges. How many
Speaker 7: faces does it have.
Speaker 5: For six?
Speaker 2: What restaurant uses the slogan hot eats, cool treats, deary queen.
Speaker 2: What does the internet abbreviation l MK stand for let
Speaker 2: me know? Yes, yes, Now that the game is over,
Speaker 2: we can finally head on over the scoreboard and see
Speaker 2: how you both did with Jose.
Speaker 7: Happy birthday, hugeus.
Speaker 2: I've heard you a message. Yeah, oh nolanos, Molly, you
Speaker 2: got one correct today.
Speaker 19: Yeah, I'm not surprised. Day in the courtroom for us.
Speaker 6: Yea and Brook, Yes you got five.
Speaker 2: Molly, I.
Speaker 12: Did it?
Speaker 8: Huh?
Speaker 2: Do you want to sue Brook now? Or do you
Speaker 2: want to wait till this.
Speaker 5: Is defamation?
Speaker 2: Let's go over the answers for everybody on this day.
Speaker 2: In eighteen forty six, astronomers discovered the big blue planet.
Speaker 2: It wasn't Earth, Molly, because he.
Speaker 6: Just, oh, my god, here we are.
Speaker 7: This is a blue it's Earth. No, they found Neptune.
Speaker 2: That's the big blue planet. The celebrity who is going
Speaker 2: to take over his host for Wheel of Fortune one's
Speaker 2: Pat Sajak retires is Ryan Seacrest.
Speaker 9: My god, that was honestly yes, because I was like,
Speaker 9: I can't remember who it is, but I figure he's
Speaker 9: the one that they give everything to, which is why.
Speaker 6: Good for him?
Speaker 2: He needs some more wife. Yeah, the cube of twelve
Speaker 2: edges and six faces on it like a die.
Speaker 7: The restaurant with the slogan Hot.
Speaker 2: Eats, Cool Treats is Dairy Queen, and the internet abbreviation
Speaker 2: l MK stands for let me know.
Speaker 5: That feels like a good game, Molly for me.
Speaker 11: Because my kid works there.
Speaker 5: Dude, he's got the Blizzard hookup.
Speaker 2: Huh a man, Molly. Unfortunately, can't give you any money here,
Speaker 2: but just for playing you do win a fifty dollars
Speaker 2: gift card.
Speaker 7: To Gray's Craze.
Speaker 2: Gray's Craze is now open in Seattle in the South
Speaker 2: Central Business District. Celebrate everything with made to order charcouterie
Speaker 2: boards featuring handcrafted arrangements of meats, cheeses.
Speaker 7: Breads, fresh fruits and veggies, sweets, and more.
Speaker 2: Order for pickup or free local delivery at Grayscraze dot com.
Speaker 6: Yeah, just get it delivered.
Speaker 5: Hey, Mollie, Would you give any advice to any other
Speaker 5: first time callers.
Speaker 19: It's a lot harder than when you're in your car.
Speaker 5: That's the thanks, that's really advice that's just scary them.
Speaker 2: Okay, Molly, it was great playing with you on the
Speaker 2: big blue planet here. Come back and do it anytime.
Speaker 2: We'll be back to New Windbrokes Bucks, same time tomorrow,
Speaker 2: Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.