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Speaker 1: show is over. Now you're just stuck with the podcast. Yeah.
Speaker 2: I knew you.
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Speaker 4: To close the lid on my throne or not to
Speaker 4: close the lid.
Speaker 1: To the top lit That is the question.
Speaker 4: It's brooking Jeopardy in the morning, and I'm serious. That
Speaker 4: really was the question a team of microbiologists tried to
Speaker 4: answer recently.
Speaker 1: Dude, if it's a microbiologist, they're going to tell us
Speaker 1: to close it.
Speaker 4: I mean basically the question was, is it better meaning
Speaker 4: cleaner to close the lid of your toilet when you
Speaker 4: flush it?
Speaker 3: Doesn't it create like a hurricane of germs?
Speaker 5: Well?
Speaker 4: That does anybody here want to confess to shutting the
Speaker 4: lid pre flush? Be so disgusted with what they did
Speaker 4: they can't even look. No, I always do.
Speaker 2: Look.
Speaker 4: After years and years of intensive research, they found Yes,
Speaker 4: it doesn't really matter, they said. Either way, lid up
Speaker 4: or lid down, the powerful woosh of your tinkle tower
Speaker 4: is gonna send tiny particles and germs flying into the
Speaker 4: air and out onto the floor, and all the surfaces
Speaker 4: surrounding your thunder mug, regardless of what you do to
Speaker 4: the lid.
Speaker 1: So many new names that I have for my toilet.
Speaker 4: Is it the scientists? Yeah, I'm just quoting what they.
Speaker 6: Said, visit the tinkle tower, honey, Thank you science.
Speaker 4: And of course they're reminding us again one of the
Speaker 4: least sanitary things you could possibly do is use your
Speaker 4: phone while on the throne. I'll high five to that.
Speaker 4: I'll also high five to the shock collar question of
Speaker 4: the day. Let's get into it with my favorite bathroom wingman,
Speaker 4: digital Jake.
Speaker 7: Let me do it, Jake.
Speaker 2: Thanks Thunderbug. Remember a few years back when the whole
Speaker 2: world had a small case of the plague? Yeah, you
Speaker 2: guys remember that talking about you know, they canceled sports,
Speaker 2: We ran out of toilet paper, everyone was making sour
Speaker 2: dough bread that real.
Speaker 1: Nightm no school.
Speaker 2: But worst of all, we were all forced to stay
Speaker 2: inside and actually talk to the people in our own homes.
Speaker 7: Wow.
Speaker 4: Oh No.
Speaker 2: While that, no doubt did permanent, irreparable damage to our
Speaker 2: mental health and well being, one positive didn't come out
Speaker 2: of it, and that was board game sales were up
Speaker 2: twenty percent. Got the puzzles too, and today you'll need
Speaker 2: to draw on that knowledge when I quiz you on
Speaker 2: the best selling board games of all time for a
Speaker 2: special Ages six and up edition of plenty of twenty.
Speaker 2: And remember, if you hear this sound, you've guessed the
Speaker 2: best selling board game of all time and are safe
Speaker 2: from elimination after your first wrong guest. Boy, Now, I
Speaker 2: played four games of Solo Twister to randomize our order.
Speaker 1: Today Solo He's still lost.
Speaker 2: Guess what I won every time? Bro, And the first
Speaker 2: person to go is Alexis. Alexis, I have the top
Speaker 2: twenty best selling board games of all time on the
Speaker 2: list ahead of me.
Speaker 1: Go ahead, Well, I gotta go.
Speaker 8: If you got a lot of time to kill inside
Speaker 8: your house Monopoly.
Speaker 2: Monopoly number three on the list from nineteen thirty five,
Speaker 2: over two hundred and seventy five million units sold all time.
Speaker 5: Next is Jeffrey.
Speaker 4: I only usually play the adult version of this, but
Speaker 4: I'll go with the all ages version of Connect four.
Speaker 2: Connect four is number eighteen on my last four million
Speaker 2: units sold. Connect four. We're on two, Jose.
Speaker 4: I'm gonna go with Andy Lamb.
Speaker 2: Good one, Andy, land number nine on my list. Somebody
Speaker 2: else it's fifty million units sold, Candy Lamb.
Speaker 1: Finally we round a Brook, Oh, show me my favorite scrabble.
Speaker 4: Scrabble number four on the last the one with letters
Speaker 4: and words is your favorite game.
Speaker 2: And we've gone one round around the room and number
Speaker 2: one and number two are still on the board, and
Speaker 2: no silver save has been found yet. We're back to Alexis.
Speaker 8: I don't know.
Speaker 9: I feel like a lot of people know chess. I'm
Speaker 9: not one of them. But I'm gonna guess chest that's
Speaker 9: the silver.
Speaker 2: Saved, the number one answer on the board. Oh yeah, Alexis,
Speaker 2: you and the silver saves, so you have an extra
Speaker 2: life in this game. Go back to Jeffrey.
Speaker 4: What about the game that we're playing right now, The
Speaker 4: Game of Life?
Speaker 2: Hicked me up there.
Speaker 1: Call a board game.
Speaker 2: Life, number eleven on my list, Jeffery save. We're back
Speaker 2: to jose All.
Speaker 4: Right, Well she's a chess. I'm gonna go check her.
Speaker 2: Number two on the list billion units sold of the
Speaker 2: game checkers roll. Right now we have the entire top
Speaker 2: four gone so far. Brook, You're up.
Speaker 1: Colonel Mustard in the hall with the red clue.
Speaker 2: Clue number five on the list. The entire top five
Speaker 2: has gone and we're back to Alexis.
Speaker 1: I love the game.
Speaker 2: Sorry, yeah, sorry, did not make the top twenty, but
Speaker 2: Alexis has a silver seave. I gonna around, sir. Yeah,
Speaker 2: it's not sorry about that. We're back to Jeffrey, are
Speaker 2: you though?
Speaker 7: Yeah?
Speaker 5: You know what people love is war.
Speaker 4: Everybody loves war, So give me a version of war
Speaker 4: in battleship.
Speaker 2: Battleship number six on my list.
Speaker 8: Not sorry, wrong war game.
Speaker 2: I'm gonna go with Risks, I said Risk, number fifteen
Speaker 2: on my list.
Speaker 1: Back to Brook, show me trivial pursuit.
Speaker 2: Trivial Pursuit number seven, the highest answer on the board.
Speaker 4: Brook.
Speaker 2: One hundred million units sold. Alexis back to you now,
Speaker 2: limited answers on the board left.
Speaker 9: It will be all there's kids that don't play it,
Speaker 9: but adults live it. I hate this game, Katan.
Speaker 1: It's like the most using.
Speaker 2: I will forget that you said that you hated it.
Speaker 2: It's one of my favorite games at all time. It's
Speaker 2: number fourteen on the list.
Speaker 4: As it should be, right.
Speaker 2: It sounds like a sheep hating Katan. Jeffrey, under you.
Speaker 4: We're still going okay, so uh. There was the game
Speaker 4: that I used to play all the time as a
Speaker 4: kid with the little beads Mancola Man Cola.
Speaker 2: Number seventeen on.
Speaker 4: The list, emphasis on man from.
Speaker 2: Fourteen hundred BCE. Jeffrey goeth Cut. We're over to Jose,
Speaker 2: very few answers left.
Speaker 4: I'm gonna go with one that better be on this list.
Speaker 4: Dungeons and Dragons, Jake.
Speaker 2: Dungeons and Dragons did not qualify as a board game.
Speaker 2: Board game was a Giant Ward h Brook. It's your turn. God.
Speaker 3: This one's hard to because there's not technically a board,
Speaker 3: but I'm gonna.
Speaker 2: Say Yachts Yachtzi also did not make my list. Were
Speaker 2: down to Alexis and Jeffries the final two. The next
Speaker 2: wrong answer is out.
Speaker 8: I'm gonna go with guess who, Oh good one.
Speaker 2: I was taking Guess who did not make the top
Speaker 2: twenty jeffersy only one did not get one wrong, so
Speaker 2: he's won plenty of twenty.
Speaker 4: I saw so many, ritt here's the games.
Speaker 2: You guys missed. You got all of the top seven.
Speaker 2: Number eight was Batgammon. Number ten was roomy Cube.
Speaker 4: What cube?
Speaker 1: I don't know what that is.
Speaker 2: It's a game with dominoes. Othello was number twelve on
Speaker 2: the list of strategy game. It's an eight by eight
Speaker 2: board with white and black pieces. Pictionary would you say that?
Speaker 2: Oh No, Pictionary was thirteen. Stratigo was sixteen. Blockus a
Speaker 2: game I'd not heard of before, came out in two thousand.
Speaker 1: It's like being able to play Tetris.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and number twenty. They sold a million copies in
Speaker 2: two thousand and one and never any again. Cranium that
Speaker 2: was plenty of.
Speaker 4: Since I was the last one standing, I'm gonna choose
Speaker 4: who get picked in its hat day in the studio,
Speaker 4: and the one person who didn't get the memo was
Speaker 4: a Luxis who didn't wear her hat to the hat
Speaker 4: And you're gonna be singing mirrors by Justin Timberlake.
Speaker 8: Because I don't want to lose. You know, I'm looking
Speaker 8: at the happened the Vacan see the side in my heart.
Speaker 2: It's a great skill to make every note the same
Speaker 2: without fail.
Speaker 4: That's your shot Collar question of the day. Board game
Speaker 4: editions coming to you soon, Brook and.
Speaker 7: Jeffrey Brooking Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 4: You know, my coworkers are always giving me a hard
Speaker 4: time about not posting more on social media forever. I know,
Speaker 4: But have you ever considered why I don't.
Speaker 1: I thought it was because you didn't take good pictures.
Speaker 4: I don't do it for you. Just think about this,
Speaker 4: every like group text that I ignore from you, every do
Speaker 4: I take with you, that I don't throw up on instuff,
Speaker 4: every time that I zone out while you're telling me
Speaker 4: some deep story about your personal life. I'm not ignoring
Speaker 4: you because I want to. I'm ignoring you so that
Speaker 4: when we go on the air and I ask you
Speaker 4: what's on your mind, nothing is spoiled. You are getting
Speaker 4: authentic off the cuff reactions from me.
Speaker 1: You're like treating us.
Speaker 4: And you're getting the first take from me too. I'm
Speaker 4: not spoiling anything for you.
Speaker 5: Look, I'm not calling myself a hero.
Speaker 4: That's just the word that's written on my bio on
Speaker 4: the Brook and Jeffrey website. I just want all of
Speaker 4: you to remember the sacrifice that I make when I
Speaker 4: ask what's on your mind and I promise to listen.
Speaker 5: Coming up right now.
Speaker 4: I've been getting flirtatious vibes all morning long coming from
Speaker 4: one place. Oh Jeffrey, off fire alarm button? Huh oh
Speaker 4: wait it has been eyeing me whispering.
Speaker 5: Come on, do like you naughty boy.
Speaker 4: I need to distract myself from doing something real naughty
Speaker 4: by going around the room real quick and just asking
Speaker 4: all of you what's been on your mind. We're gonna
Speaker 4: start with Brooke Brook, what's on your mind?
Speaker 1: Oh my gosh.
Speaker 6: You know, having kids quite the adventure. You just never
Speaker 6: know what they're gonna ask you. And I was walking
Speaker 6: home from the grocery store with my nine year old
Speaker 6: daughter and she hit me with how are babies made?
Speaker 4: Like do you go with the explanation or the live demonstration? No?
Speaker 1: I started panicking, and I'm like, well, you know, there's
Speaker 1: a lot of different ways these days.
Speaker 3: Like my voice got higher, like there's a miracle of
Speaker 3: science some people.
Speaker 1: Chew was saying, you.
Speaker 6: Know something, and she's like, no, Mom, no, no, I
Speaker 6: need to know how a boy and a girl make one.
Speaker 6: And she is like grilling me like an attorney because
Speaker 6: she knows.
Speaker 4: That you know, or maybe she doesn't think you know.
Speaker 5: She's trying to test you.
Speaker 4: So I guess what I learned that my mom doesn't
Speaker 4: know how it works.
Speaker 3: That could be and so I was like, well, I
Speaker 3: can tell you that there's like a fluid exchange.
Speaker 4: Child, you went science to fluid exchange.
Speaker 1: She's supposed to be like love. She freaks out, She goes,
Speaker 1: do you mean spit? And I'm like, oh, you know what.
Speaker 10: I went directly home and I signed us up for
Speaker 10: a puberty class. So yeah, I don't know, but that
Speaker 10: feels like it's going to be the story with her to.
Speaker 8: The puberty cause at the hospital.
Speaker 1: We're going to do it at the hospital.
Speaker 2: Don't do your puberty.
Speaker 5: No, we fund me. If you'd like to contribute to
Speaker 5: Brooks daughter's.
Speaker 4: Therapy, which is going to need to start immediately, make
Speaker 4: sure you send them as much money as possible. Jo
Speaker 4: your mind.
Speaker 11: So I had some friends that flew in from out
Speaker 11: of town, and so I'm playing tour guide and as
Speaker 11: I'm giving them a tour, this history lesson just starts
Speaker 11: flooding into.
Speaker 1: My brain from like a kid.
Speaker 11: Yeah, like when I was younger doing this tour.
Speaker 4: I remember.
Speaker 1: From a field trip. This is something I can't even.
Speaker 4: Tell you what, but I remember.
Speaker 2: I go, wait a minute, actually.
Speaker 11: This started in the eighteen hundreds. When this happened, and
Speaker 11: then this and everything made sense and they were all
Speaker 11: super impressive.
Speaker 1: Oh my god.
Speaker 11: Right, I'm like, I'm good at this. Then later I
Speaker 11: take them out to a crab feast. Yeah yeah, and
Speaker 11: I'm naturally all of a sudden go by the way,
Speaker 11: you know, there's a whole difference between different crab structures, the.
Speaker 4: Migration patterns. You do that at tables that you're not
Speaker 4: even sitting to walk up to somebody else, like by
Speaker 4: the way, you know that meal.
Speaker 2: I did do that when we were at lunch one.
Speaker 1: I don't think it was just once, but yeah.
Speaker 11: Anyway, at the end of it, they thanked me like, wow,
Speaker 11: we had no idea.
Speaker 4: You had all the seafood knowledge and all this city knowledge.
Speaker 2: And next thing, you.
Speaker 11: Know, I realized, like I love to.
Speaker 12: Talk, Oh you just realized it could be a tour guide.
Speaker 1: Oh my god. Right, yeah, people places, honest to god.
Speaker 5: But how long would the tour be?
Speaker 1: Way too long. You would be at one spot for
Speaker 1: a good twenty five minutes.
Speaker 4: It's just an eight tours leapt from a moving double
Speaker 4: decker bust of shoe tear. For having to stay on
Speaker 4: this tour, I like it. What's been on your mind?
Speaker 9: So there's like a popular face cream, like an anti
Speaker 9: aging one, you know, like trentonoy whatever.
Speaker 1: You have to get like with retinol or something.
Speaker 8: Yeah, Like I say that that's really popular.
Speaker 9: And I wanted it, but you have to get a
Speaker 9: prescription from a dermatologist for it.
Speaker 8: It's like a it's like a preventative one.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 9: But I didn't want to go to the doctor or
Speaker 9: pay to go to the doctor. So I found a
Speaker 9: guy online totally legit.
Speaker 1: I think you should always buy creams from a guy.
Speaker 9: You got to save money, okay, And it seemed easy.
Speaker 8: You just filled out like a survey about yourself. You
Speaker 8: submitted your face from.
Speaker 9: Like a bunch of different angles, and then you paid
Speaker 9: a fee.
Speaker 8: For them to send your info to a doctor. And
Speaker 8: then they get back to you.
Speaker 4: The doctor's like I need a few pictures with your
Speaker 4: shirt off.
Speaker 8: It wasn't suspicious at this point. They seemed so legit, okay.
Speaker 8: But then I didn't hear back from them for a.
Speaker 4: Few weeks a few weeks, and.
Speaker 1: Then I emailed.
Speaker 9: I was like, hey, you know I never heard back,
Speaker 9: and they were like, well, we've been trying to contact you.
Speaker 8: Can you confirm your phone number? So then I called
Speaker 8: them from my phone number and then they still just
Speaker 8: never gave me the cream.
Speaker 1: I was going to say, you have been looking olderly, Yeah,
Speaker 1: it's been a little bit.
Speaker 9: And as I thought about it, I realized I might
Speaker 9: never get my face cream.
Speaker 8: Yeah, they actually have.
Speaker 9: My number, my email, my credit card infolks, I watched
Speaker 9: charge photos of my face and a survey all about
Speaker 9: myself in detail that I thought the doctor wanted.
Speaker 8: I don't know what's gonna happen.
Speaker 6: I think you good thing, you got your money's worth.
Speaker 6: I didn't get it all right, Jeffrey, what's on your mind?
Speaker 4: If you didn't know? Every Friday I write and sing
Speaker 4: a parody song of the week.
Speaker 1: I mean, it's pretty amazing. You do a brand new
Speaker 1: one every.
Speaker 4: Week, doing it for years now. But the history behind
Speaker 4: it is my mom used to do parody songs for
Speaker 4: the Doctor Demno Show years ago. Don't google it. But
Speaker 4: now that she's retired, she's got that creative itch again.
Speaker 11: I can kind of tell sometimes on her Facebook.
Speaker 4: And so she's gotten back into writing funny songs and
Speaker 4: performing them live around lay And she's been calling me
Speaker 4: lately to get my feedback.
Speaker 5: And how is she doing that?
Speaker 4: By singing them to me over the phone.
Speaker 1: Please tell me we have a recording of one.
Speaker 4: And her sense of humor is very sexual.
Speaker 1: Why should I thought you're gonna say political, it's.
Speaker 5: Lately, it's it's more sexual.
Speaker 4: And it makes me uncomfortable to hear my mom singing
Speaker 4: about these things because her latest one is about a
Speaker 4: guy who's frustrated so he finds comfort in a bagel.
Speaker 4: And I'm not gonna say anymore on the topic, but
Speaker 4: I think we all know. Maybe the worst part is
Speaker 4: now she's calling local bagel shops asking if they want
Speaker 4: to sponsor her song about the lonely guy with the bagel.
Speaker 2: Wow.
Speaker 6: I mean I was gonna ask if I could use
Speaker 6: one of the songs to help explain things to my
Speaker 6: daughter that I may her.
Speaker 4: I'm just confuse her more than anything else. All I
Speaker 4: can do is be like, try to be a supportive
Speaker 4: sign and say you're doing great, mom, you got this.
Speaker 4: Keep at it. And if at some point she wants
Speaker 4: me to star in the music video for the bagel song, I'm.
Speaker 5: In trouble here, so good luck.
Speaker 4: That's what's on my mind. That's hard, Yeah, text and
Speaker 4: seventy nine to tell us what's been on your mind?
Speaker 7: Freaking Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 4: More and more texts pouring in at seventy eight five
Speaker 4: nine two with our listeners wanting to tell us what's
Speaker 4: been on their mind. I love it like this. One says,
Speaker 4: I rubbed tiger bomb on my foot since it's been hurting.
Speaker 4: Now I'm driving to work and was wondering why my
Speaker 4: legs and arms are on fire.
Speaker 5: Oh no, why.
Speaker 4: Is it on your Why is it on your legs
Speaker 4: and your arms if your foot was hurting?
Speaker 1: Okay, whatever you do, don't rub your eyes, rub your eyes.
Speaker 5: Don't touch anything animal text it on their phone.
Speaker 4: Another text says, Hi, guys, I'm a huge fan. I
Speaker 4: listen to your Spotify clips every day. You guys have
Speaker 4: great chemistry and are so much fun to listen to.
Speaker 4: My favorites are the second Date updates. I also just
Speaker 4: listened to your say Yes to the X clips and
Speaker 4: they're hilarious. Please do more of those. Yeah, I like
Speaker 4: when people give us feedback.
Speaker 7: On that show.
Speaker 4: Yeah, we only read the good ones.
Speaker 5: There's some feedback to what's on my mind.
Speaker 4: I thought I had game in the dating scene till
Speaker 4: I heard my voice on your loser line.
Speaker 2: Oh I am now.
Speaker 4: Well aware of how awkward I truly am reality.
Speaker 1: Check that dude, It's all right. Lean into it, man,
Speaker 1: get into it.
Speaker 4: I mean, that's the second you want to be on.
Speaker 4: You certainly don't want to be featured on a brand
Speaker 4: new laser story.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, that means you've probably been arrested.
Speaker 4: You're probably in jail for that one. We're going to
Speaker 4: do it brand new laser stories right after this. What
Speaker 4: would you be willing to give up for three million dollars?
Speaker 4: Whoa a whole lot Jacks Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning.
Speaker 4: I want to hear my co host would do here
Speaker 4: because a new survey asked this hypothetical question. What if
Speaker 4: you got three million dollars immediately, but for the rest
Speaker 4: of your life, you couldn't use anything China related?
Speaker 5: Would you take that?
Speaker 4: Like?
Speaker 6: Are you talking about are you talking about nice plates
Speaker 6: or are you talking about fish?
Speaker 4: Anything that comes from China? Anything that else China too much?
Speaker 4: Can't do it and pretty much you'd have to give
Speaker 4: up all phones, computers, TVs, and cars because they have
Speaker 4: parts and components made in China. Also most of our
Speaker 4: clothes and sorry, alexis your toxic eyelash glues and makeup
Speaker 4: all that's gotta go.
Speaker 5: You send them with China to add thet Are you
Speaker 5: sure it's from there?
Speaker 1: You're gonna need the three million dollars to the other
Speaker 1: things that you're gonna buy.
Speaker 4: Weirdly, the Panda Express would be totally fine.
Speaker 5: Nuts in China. But about fifty.
Speaker 4: Two percent of people said, yeah, they take the three
Speaker 4: million bucks. Everyone else said no, it's giving up too
Speaker 4: much in your life.
Speaker 1: See, I would do it if it wasn't so difficult.
Speaker 1: I just don't know how you could do it.
Speaker 2: Actually, I'm not sure.
Speaker 4: I'm sure there's a million products. It's even like the
Speaker 4: cop I'm molding right now.
Speaker 13: Right.
Speaker 1: If it was possible, i'd do it.
Speaker 4: Yeah. One person from the survey joke, Wow, great, now
Speaker 4: I'll have three million useless pieces of paper to spend
Speaker 4: on nothing.
Speaker 5: Or great the money was made in China to some stuff.
Speaker 4: Not made in China. Ug boots, Yes, those are Australia
Speaker 4: happy maple syrup as much want I like that, okay?
Speaker 4: And avocados from Mexico.
Speaker 5: Yeah, all the avocados you want.
Speaker 1: Tequila is still on the list. Yeah, I mean I
Speaker 1: don't know. Maybe I could do this.
Speaker 8: I could survive syrup.
Speaker 5: That's a good time. Tequila nuggs, that's like already.
Speaker 4: Also, Laser Stories one hundred percent made right here coming
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Speaker 5: Sign up now with Laser Story.
Speaker 4: It's a segment where we read weird use stories around
Speaker 4: the widow, just like everyone else does, except we've got
Speaker 4: a laser.
Speaker 5: Are their crews on crabbabies?
Speaker 4: Just don't this first lads of stories out of Oh no,
Speaker 4: not again.
Speaker 5: It's Florida.
Speaker 1: Yeah, let's go.
Speaker 4: Yes, And this almost sounds like the setup to a joke,
Speaker 4: but it's real. This past weekend, a naked woman walked
Speaker 4: into a convenience store armed with a potato peeler. Hey
Speaker 4: wait a minute, don't sees her sharp, I thought myself
Speaker 4: before it, and you're not gonna believe this part, but
Speaker 4: she was really drunk.
Speaker 6: That never happens why I feel better for her that
Speaker 6: she wasn't sober for this.
Speaker 4: Well, the woman is thirty five year old Celia Barrett,
Speaker 4: and when she casually waltzed into the store without any clothes,
Speaker 4: she began yelling at the cashier about getting kicked out
Speaker 4: of that same store a day earlier.
Speaker 5: Might have got time for why would you even say that?
Speaker 5: She couldn't let it go when the clerk told her
Speaker 5: to beat it.
Speaker 4: She then threatened two workers with the peeler and said
Speaker 4: she was gonna kill somebody unless she got a free beer.
Speaker 1: I mean, I do feel like it's an easy exchange.
Speaker 4: Anyway. Witnesses then watched her top all over a display
Speaker 4: of red bulls. Then she got up and immediately tore
Speaker 4: open a carton of cigarettes, spilling them.
Speaker 5: All over the floor.
Speaker 4: I think she was just taking a stand against smoking,
Speaker 4: though I don't think that any dru.
Speaker 1: The items in this story alone.
Speaker 2: So Florida.
Speaker 4: An employee called the cops, and not surprisingly, she was
Speaker 4: still fully naked when they arrived.
Speaker 1: She didn't find any clothes in the store.
Speaker 4: She told them that she'd had about six shots of
Speaker 4: liquor and maybe more is him man, probably all at once.
Speaker 4: So Celia is facing charges for aggravated assault, disorderly intoxication, trespassing,
Speaker 4: criminal mischief, and indecent exposure, which is a very small
Speaker 4: rap sheet for a Florida criminal. So yeah, I'm not
Speaker 4: gonna see her at the top of our like most
Speaker 4: hated Florida people of the year. Let's go to her
Speaker 4: next laser story out of Austria, very different from Florida.
Speaker 4: Another shrimp on the bomby thirty one year old Australia.
Speaker 4: Thirty one year old Marlene Engelhorn woke up recently and
Speaker 4: found out she was instantly twenty five million dollars richer.
Speaker 4: Oh my god, what a miracle, because apparently she's the
Speaker 4: descendant of Friedrich Engelhorn, who founded the German chemical and
Speaker 4: pharmaceutical company Basf.
Speaker 1: Okay, So it's family money.
Speaker 4: Got it when her grandmother died, she inherited that staggering
Speaker 4: amount of money. So much so what is she gonna
Speaker 4: do with all of it? Well, she wants to give
Speaker 4: it away. That's really charitable, and now she's looking for
Speaker 4: strangers to help her do it.
Speaker 5: Sadly, Jose, you have to be an Austrian citizen.
Speaker 4: I just did an Austrian accent.
Speaker 11: You guys think I can get that Austrian Austria mona.
Speaker 5: I think it would pass.
Speaker 4: But she has been asking for applications for fifty people
Speaker 4: to share their views on how the money should be used.
Speaker 1: Each of them shows up and says, I have an idea.
Speaker 1: Why don't you give it to me?
Speaker 4: Well, if you're selected, you'll spend a month discussing how
Speaker 4: to properly use the money to be a service for democracy.
Speaker 4: And she says she has no veto rites in this.
Speaker 4: Whatever the group of fifty chooses to do with the
Speaker 4: money is what will happen, even if they want to
Speaker 4: just give it all to themselves.
Speaker 1: Sounds like someone just doesn't like to make decisions.
Speaker 5: Yeah, she says.
Speaker 4: She realizes she's putting a lot of trust in people
Speaker 4: that she doesn't know, but she says, what's the worst
Speaker 4: that could happen?
Speaker 3: They said that when they keep asking people the name
Speaker 3: public things like bony and it always turns out bad.
Speaker 4: I would use it to all get passes to go
Speaker 4: to the Hidden Valley day spot and.
Speaker 1: All dude, that's my mote.
Speaker 4: This next laser story is out of Food News. Yeah,
Speaker 4: a major food brand desperately wants us to start dipping
Speaker 4: our pizza in guacamole.
Speaker 1: Okay, I'm not anti, I wouldn't talk to me more.
Speaker 3: Here.
Speaker 4: Cormel Foods the brand Holy Guacamole, and they're behind the push,
Speaker 4: maybe for a good reason, because they did a poll
Speaker 4: that found seventy four percent of us would reach for
Speaker 4: guacamole at a Super Bowl party, yeah, and ninety one
Speaker 4: percent would reach for pizza. Yeah, but only seventeen percent
Speaker 4: have ever tried them together.
Speaker 5: That's a good point anybody.
Speaker 6: And tortilla chips together with guacamole's delicious?
Speaker 2: Why not bread and good?
Speaker 4: When they're holding a contest called Guaca Pi Pizza, two
Speaker 4: hundred and fifty fans in San Francisco and Kansas City
Speaker 4: will win free pies and guac during the Big Game
Speaker 4: next week because they're watching.
Speaker 3: I'm gonna I'm gonna do a pineapple pizza just to
Speaker 3: make people saying.
Speaker 5: Oh JEZD, send it over here.
Speaker 4: I love that. So is this just a dumb marketing
Speaker 4: thing or does guakon pizza actually sound good to you?
Speaker 11: If it was like one of those Kiso Beautia pizzas,
Speaker 11: I think it would.
Speaker 4: Be really good.
Speaker 1: I will tell you I love pizza Dipton Ranch.
Speaker 6: I mean, I know we started the segments, but it's
Speaker 6: the reason why I so much weight.
Speaker 4: Go glockify yourself over at Hidden Valley day Spot.
Speaker 3: Yeah, we're gonna make this a thing.
Speaker 4: This next laser story is out of in the air
Speaker 4: up there. If aliens showed up tomorrow and they were
Speaker 4: not overly friendly, who would you want to be the
Speaker 4: point person in charge of talking it out with them?
Speaker 4: Or should we just go and let Brook deal with them?
Speaker 1: Hey, bos He, how you doing?
Speaker 4: I want I want your your smallest intern alien to
Speaker 4: come meet me in the prize closet over there.
Speaker 5: I need to talk with him.
Speaker 1: Dude, did I just fix universal peace?
Speaker 4: I say that because a new poll found that forty
Speaker 4: three percent of people say they would be cool with
Speaker 4: our current world leaders representing Earth. What Maybe they didn't
Speaker 4: specify who specifically that would be, So maybe the options
Speaker 4: are the President, Elon Musk, and Kanye But.
Speaker 5: What about you?
Speaker 4: In the poll, forty Americans say yes they believe they
Speaker 4: themselves would be able to negotiate peace with beings from
Speaker 4: another galaxy. Forty percent they could talk it out.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's a good point.
Speaker 4: Over fifty three percent of people think aliens do exist somewhere,
Speaker 4: while thirty four percent of people say they need legit
Speaker 4: proof before they believe.
Speaker 6: That means they're not getting their speech ready to start
Speaker 6: the world piece process.
Speaker 4: Well, wouldn't we want this guy to be the one
Speaker 4: to speak to the aliens on our behalf because I
Speaker 4: think they'd be able to relate to each other. They're
Speaker 4: both green, they both make weird noises. We have aliens
Speaker 4: going after shoes all over this planet.
Speaker 5: It might actually be a better place.
Speaker 4: Okay, that sound means Laser Stories has come to an
Speaker 4: end for the day. We'll do it again, same time.
Speaker 7: On Friday, Freaking Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 4: Imagine if there was an entire sports channel dedicated not
Speaker 4: to sports, but to a live coverage of people on
Speaker 4: first dates with professional commentators covering the action.
Speaker 14: Okay, now we're heading over to table number seven with
Speaker 14: Peter and Vanessa. Looks like Peter's using his butter knife
Speaker 14: to cut his steak. Most people would go with a
Speaker 14: steak knife there, Bob, But Peter's been slipping up ever
Speaker 14: since his third shot of Jaegermeister earlier. Oh yeah, he's
Speaker 14: definitely feeling nervous. Didn't you just realize the mistake?
Speaker 12: Now he's switching utensils, going, oh no, he just knocked
Speaker 12: his drink over onto his own lap. This is a disaster, Bob.
Speaker 12: He is really in the hole now, and he's gonna
Speaker 12: try and save himself. He's making a joke. He says,
Speaker 12: all have what he's having.
Speaker 5: That's an outdated.
Speaker 4: Movie reference that isn't even remotely funny in this contexts okay.
Speaker 4: Vanessa is now excuse using herself to go to the restaurant.
Speaker 5: She's making a run for the door.
Speaker 1: Coverage flag on that play.
Speaker 4: I would watch that all day long. Luckily, we have
Speaker 4: the next best thing. It's a segment called Battle of
Speaker 4: the Tinder Dates. Worst disaster dates coming up, two hope, one.
Speaker 7: Dating app Then dares you swipe right? The question is
Speaker 7: whose love life is more tragic? It's Battle of the
Speaker 7: Tinder Dates.
Speaker 4: It's the dating game show that just pitch paramount on
Speaker 4: the modern version of the notebook called the iPad. Noah
Speaker 4: can't find the right charging cable in his giant drawer
Speaker 4: of electronics. It's Battle of the Tinder Days, where two
Speaker 4: of our listeners swear off to find out whose love
Speaker 4: life is the most tragic. We'll explain the rules in
Speaker 4: just a second, but first let's meet to day's contestants.
Speaker 4: In this corner, his favorite first date activity is playing
Speaker 4: tug of war, then tandem licking peanut butter out of
Speaker 4: a giant rubber ball. That's why they call him Marma
Speaker 4: Duke Lou. You don't have to answer that, Luke. And
Speaker 4: in the other corner, after spending a night with a woman,
Speaker 4: he enjoys sitting down and writing a heartfelt apology letter
Speaker 4: for what just happened. So let's meet Fountain Penn Band.
Speaker 1: Sorry, Ben, it wouldn't have happened in the first place.
Speaker 5: Okay, here's how the game works.
Speaker 4: One contestant is gonna start by telling one of their
Speaker 4: worst dating stories. The other will try and come back
Speaker 4: to counter with a nightmare story of their own. We're
Speaker 4: going back and forth for three rounds until we declare
Speaker 4: a winner. Going to start things off with Marma Duke Luke.
Speaker 5: Let's go.
Speaker 15: Okay, So I took my date skiing and it was
Speaker 15: her first time, so she asked me to tea shirt.
Speaker 16: Right.
Speaker 1: Oh okay, old date. From her point, you look so
Speaker 1: dumb when you're starting to learn, I think.
Speaker 5: That you're falling.
Speaker 15: So we get there early and I spent hours teaching
Speaker 15: her and she's getting like super into it.
Speaker 4: Nice.
Speaker 1: That's awesome.
Speaker 15: And then it gets to lunchtime, right, Uh, that are
Speaker 15: going to the lodge. She thanks me and skis off
Speaker 15: to the chair lift where her afternoon date is waiting.
Speaker 3: Oh my god, dude, girl has figured out how to
Speaker 3: get private lessons for three.
Speaker 15: Yeah, she got a free lesson from me so that
Speaker 15: she could go on a date knowing how to ski
Speaker 15: in the afternoon.
Speaker 4: Good guys, let's move over down, Ben, Ben, can you
Speaker 4: come back from that?
Speaker 16: I mean that was brutal. That kind of seems like
Speaker 16: it was on you.
Speaker 4: We don't we need.
Speaker 16: Fun?
Speaker 7: Yeah?
Speaker 16: So I met a girl who actually lived in the
Speaker 16: same apartment complex as me. I wake up and all
Speaker 16: of my furniture has been moved around.
Speaker 4: She fsuaded your apartment to me.
Speaker 8: It probably looks better.
Speaker 16: Why she told me, it's so she could see me
Speaker 16: better when she walks outside my apartment to make sure
Speaker 16: I don't have another girl in there.
Speaker 4: Both of you are giving the women in this room
Speaker 4: way too many ideas.
Speaker 5: Psycho An Luke we're back to you.
Speaker 16: I had a date plan.
Speaker 15: Girl asks me if I could pick her up for it, right, okay?
Speaker 15: But when I do, she gets in the back seat
Speaker 15: with two other girls.
Speaker 1: Are you like, yes, yeah, actually that's a good.
Speaker 16: Thing, you'd think.
Speaker 15: But she tells me that her and her roomies need
Speaker 15: a ride to the grocery store target in the nail
Speaker 15: salon so that we can then have our date.
Speaker 2: I'm not gonna lie in.
Speaker 4: The work first.
Speaker 1: So did you do it? Did you take him other errands?
Speaker 7: Oh?
Speaker 16: I did it?
Speaker 6: You did?
Speaker 15: So I go to bring her friends to the nail
Speaker 15: salon and then she changes her mind says she's going
Speaker 15: to go with her friends too.
Speaker 4: Oh wow, cancels your date. You're doing free ski lessons
Speaker 4: and free now and we're not paying you to be
Speaker 4: on this segment either, So good job to Ben. What
Speaker 4: do you got?
Speaker 16: So one girl and I bonded over collecting sneakers. Oh okay,
Speaker 16: and she told me she can actually customize them.
Speaker 4: Marry her.
Speaker 16: I know, right to compare home. She was going to
Speaker 16: decorate them for free, And I mean, I know what
Speaker 16: you're thinking. You're thinking she made off with my shoes.
Speaker 1: I actually wasn't.
Speaker 3: Thinking I was, I would have given her too.
Speaker 16: No, she did give them back. Okay, good, But my
Speaker 16: four hundred dollars shoes had the word cheapo painted on.
Speaker 2: The side.
Speaker 1: Because you wanted to customize for free?
Speaker 16: I think no, No, she told me it for not
Speaker 16: tipping enough on the date.
Speaker 4: It's very close right now, we're on to the third
Speaker 4: and final round, so we need your best stories, gentlemen.
Speaker 5: Luke, what do you got?
Speaker 15: So I'm asked with this girl online, right, she's got
Speaker 15: a pick of a giant stuffed panda that we bonded over.
Speaker 15: I was like, that's so cute. So what does she do?
Speaker 15: You already know? She brings it to dinner on our date.
Speaker 1: I didn't know that.
Speaker 5: I like a four year old child, and I.
Speaker 1: Don't see that coming at all.
Speaker 15: Actually, I'm like, is she joking? And apparently not, because
Speaker 15: she told the waiter that the panda wanted it on
Speaker 15: steak too.
Speaker 4: Okay, ety pandas only eat like leaves and you calp this,
Speaker 4: but you know.
Speaker 1: What, who do you know about stuffed giants?
Speaker 5: Totally different?
Speaker 4: So you bought this stuffed panda steak?
Speaker 15: Oh yeah? Not surprisingly, it wasn't very hungry, so she
Speaker 15: took an extra meal home, okay.
Speaker 4: And free steak for paying these ben this is your
Speaker 4: last job.
Speaker 5: Good luck, so good.
Speaker 16: I was with this girl and she said she wanted
Speaker 16: to play a fun game with me, but this one
Speaker 16: was at the grocery store.
Speaker 1: Okay.
Speaker 16: We ended up going to the serial aisle. Okay, and
Speaker 16: she pulls out a box and there are four missing
Speaker 16: kids on the back.
Speaker 4: Oh my god.
Speaker 16: She turns to me and says, you got to guess
Speaker 16: which one of these kids is me.
Speaker 4: Oh my goodness. Well that's a weird dark turn at
Speaker 4: the end there. So thank god for the final bell
Speaker 4: that means.
Speaker 2: The match is over.
Speaker 4: Judges, we need to score at Alexis.
Speaker 8: I gotta go, Luke, I mean honestly started skiing, but
Speaker 8: all of them.
Speaker 1: I have so many new ideas. One for Luke Brookluke.
Speaker 4: All right, congratulations Marmaduke khalup. Yeah, you're rewarded the Brook
Speaker 4: and Jeffrey crown of commiseration. That's right.
Speaker 15: I mean, I'm honored, and I'm also a little offended.
Speaker 7: Yeah.
Speaker 1: I think you're just poorer because of the dates you've
Speaker 1: gone on.
Speaker 7: Yeah, yeah, but.
Speaker 4: You can send us free steaks to the studio anytime
Speaker 4: you want to buy it. Thank you for playing text
Speaker 4: in seventy five nine two. If you want up here
Speaker 4: on the next edition of Battle of the Tinder dates,
Speaker 4: your phone TAP's coming up next.
Speaker 7: Frooking Jeffrey in the morning, it's time.
Speaker 4: For your phone tap. And I think back in like
Speaker 4: the eighties and nineties, it got real popular to have
Speaker 4: one of those coffee mugs or t shirts that says.
Speaker 5: Number one dad. Oh yeah, World's best dad.
Speaker 1: Absolutely.
Speaker 4: Apparently those are still around now because one of our
Speaker 4: listeners reached out saying her husband just wore that shirt
Speaker 4: to their kids' soccer game. He doesn't know it yet,
Speaker 4: but we're gonna tell him.
Speaker 5: It actually caused a lot of problems.
Speaker 7: Oh it.
Speaker 5: Did you find out why? In your phone tap right now?
Speaker 7: Another? Hello?
Speaker 4: Hi?
Speaker 5: Is this Chuck?
Speaker 4: Yes, Hey, Chuck, I'm with this youth soccer association. My
Speaker 4: name's Terry Bull.
Speaker 16: Oh okay, what can I do for you?
Speaker 7: So?
Speaker 4: I got your number from your daughter's coach, and apparently
Speaker 4: there were a few complaints that came in about you recently.
Speaker 16: What m hmm, Like, are you serious about me?
Speaker 7: Yeah?
Speaker 4: Because last Saturday at the game, you know, I think
Speaker 4: you know what I'm talking about made some of the
Speaker 4: other parents pretty upset, so.
Speaker 16: Like I was just cheering from the sidelines. I didn't
Speaker 16: yell at the rest.
Speaker 7: I didn't.
Speaker 16: I didn't do anything.
Speaker 4: Yeah, you know, you're You're correct. It's not what you
Speaker 4: were doing, it's what you were wearing.
Speaker 16: Okay, what were they wearing.
Speaker 4: Well, there's a person who I'm gonna keep anonymous. They
Speaker 4: sent me a photo of you in that gray T
Speaker 4: shirt and on the front it said number one dad.
Speaker 5: Oh remember that?
Speaker 16: Okay.
Speaker 4: Yeah, Personally, I don't really have an issue with it,
Speaker 4: but some of the other fathers who were in attendance
Speaker 4: that day it felt a little insecure about it.
Speaker 16: Are you freaking joking?
Speaker 5: I mean I wish I was.
Speaker 7: Oh my god.
Speaker 4: I can see how it can come across as kind
Speaker 4: of boastful, you know, like, hey, I'm a better dad
Speaker 4: than you.
Speaker 5: The wears shirt that proves it.
Speaker 16: This is unreal.
Speaker 2: Okay.
Speaker 15: I don't know how anyone could even take it that way.
Speaker 5: Okay, but they did.
Speaker 15: My daughter bought that for me for my birthday.
Speaker 4: So okay, look, you don't have to brag to me
Speaker 4: about how much your daughter loves you.
Speaker 5: I get it.
Speaker 4: You're a fantastic parent of one of the best dads
Speaker 4: in the world.
Speaker 16: That's not what I'm saying. Just saying that I'm number
Speaker 16: one Dad shouldn't be a sensive to people. It's just
Speaker 16: a T shirt.
Speaker 4: Well, regardless of what you think, I'm gonna have to
Speaker 4: ask you to not wear that anymore to any of
Speaker 4: the games going forward.
Speaker 16: Are you kidding? Like what?
Speaker 4: I realized that you didn't do that intention and this
Speaker 4: is obviously a very unique scenario. So the league will
Speaker 4: provide a backup T shirt. No, I a free of
Speaker 4: charge that isn't as boastful and offensive.
Speaker 5: It's all the other parents.
Speaker 16: You're gonna give me a different shirt to wear my
Speaker 16: daughter's soccer game.
Speaker 4: But hey, look, you can pick from our approved line
Speaker 4: of T shirts. Like the first option, it just says dad,
Speaker 4: but in all lower case letters.
Speaker 15: I feel like giving the twice like so much that way.
Speaker 4: You're just a dad, you know, nothing like I'm better
Speaker 4: than you. I'm the number one. It's just simple and clean.
Speaker 16: No Dad, no cats, I'm not wearing something that says
Speaker 16: lowercase dad.
Speaker 4: Okay, up to your next option. This one's a little
Speaker 4: bit more self deprecating. It says third fattest.
Speaker 16: Dad, third fattest dad.
Speaker 4: Yeah, and the words fat are kind of like thicker letters.
Speaker 5: It's a part of the joke.
Speaker 16: Do you understand how stupid it's.
Speaker 4: Gonna keep the parents guessing, like who are the two others?
Speaker 5: Who are the fatter dads?
Speaker 4: Who's number one and number two?
Speaker 7: No?
Speaker 4: Oh my, think about it. Then the next week you
Speaker 4: can wear the second fattest dad T shirt.
Speaker 5: What it's kind of like you're improving not wearing it.
Speaker 4: Fine, maybe we do something a little bit more motivational
Speaker 4: for the kids, No, because I can make one that
Speaker 4: says smells like wimp out there? What do you think
Speaker 4: that's terrible?
Speaker 16: Are you kidding me?
Speaker 5: Terrible? Don't you mean like motivational?
Speaker 16: It's not motivational to call children whims.
Speaker 4: We're not calling them then we're saying it smells like
Speaker 4: wimp out on the field.
Speaker 16: I get what you're saying. That is more offensive than
Speaker 16: anything you said so far.
Speaker 4: Okay, I mean the only other motivational shirt that's already
Speaker 4: pre approved says I'd rather be watching the New York Jets?
Speaker 4: Oh oh no, do you root for the Jets? Is
Speaker 4: that what the problem is that I offend you.
Speaker 16: No, I don't care about the freaking jets, see about
Speaker 16: the stupidly telling me what I can and can't wear.
Speaker 16: So I'm not talking to you anymore. I'm talking to
Speaker 16: my wife.
Speaker 4: Actually, your wife already contacted us about it, and she's
Speaker 4: wearing a shirt right now that says my husband just
Speaker 4: got pranked by Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 16: No way, Oh my.
Speaker 4: God, I'm serious, dude. My name is jeff from Brook
Speaker 4: and Jeffrey in the morning. You're being phone tapped.
Speaker 2: Wow?
Speaker 7: Wow?
Speaker 16: Yeah?
Speaker 2: Wow?
Speaker 5: Is it right?
Speaker 4: Because your wife Gianna told us about the shirt that
Speaker 4: you wore to your daughter's game.
Speaker 5: She thought you were being a little bit cocky.
Speaker 16: No, I know she did, and she proved that shirt
Speaker 16: not to wear out in public.
Speaker 5: You're the number one dad in that house.
Speaker 4: Sure you don't want to make all the other dads
Speaker 4: feel bad about themselves, though, do you?
Speaker 16: I guess I didn't think of them.
Speaker 15: Yeah.
Speaker 4: Now, number one, most selfish and fourth fattest dad. You
Speaker 4: go with that shirt anytime?
Speaker 16: Oh man, wake up?
Speaker 17: Every morning was phone taps weekday mornings on the twenties,
Speaker 17: Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 4: What if you were out on a first date, but
Speaker 4: it technically wasn't yours. I just looked in the rule book,
Speaker 4: and I guess that doesn't disqualify you from requesting another
Speaker 4: hangout through us.
Speaker 5: But it's definitely one of the.
Speaker 4: Strangest asks we've ever gotten from one of our listeners, who,
Speaker 4: like I said, wasn't on a date with the guy,
Speaker 4: but she was definitely there.
Speaker 1: Okay, so just not down above board.
Speaker 4: What happens doesn't matter. We're doing it. You're gonna hear
Speaker 4: what happened and how she wants us to help in
Speaker 4: your brand new second date update.
Speaker 5: Next second date update, Brooke.
Speaker 4: I have a question, looking back on your dating history,
Speaker 4: how many boyfriends roughly would you say you stole away
Speaker 4: from your friends?
Speaker 1: None?
Speaker 10: Unfortunately, don't use that I was too ugly.
Speaker 3: Excuse again, No, I did get asked for their number
Speaker 3: a lot, but never not as often mine.
Speaker 1: So you were away your friend?
Speaker 6: Yeah, they'd be like hey, and I thought they'd hit
Speaker 6: we're hitting on me, and then they'd be like.
Speaker 1: Your friend's really cute.
Speaker 5: They're like, man, you were the stepping stone.
Speaker 1: I was much shorter and not as gorgeous as they.
Speaker 4: Okay, again, I said that the too ugly.
Speaker 5: Excuse you keep moving that.
Speaker 4: We've heard it, you lived it.
Speaker 5: Can we just get past it?
Speaker 3: Can we just say asked me, You asked me, and
Speaker 3: you wanted an answer, then you get mad at the answer, Jeffrey.
Speaker 4: I only asked because one of our listeners is thinking
Speaker 4: of going out with a guy that her friend went
Speaker 4: out with previously.
Speaker 6: Oh.
Speaker 4: Interesting, But there's a twist to it, and we're going
Speaker 4: to find that out soon.
Speaker 5: But first let's talk to Maya. Maya, how you doing?
Speaker 1: Oh hi, oh hi, Maya.
Speaker 3: I don't know if I want to know about your
Speaker 3: friend first or the guy first.
Speaker 4: You know, Yeah, I mean there's a lot to unpack here.
Speaker 4: Why don't you tell us how it all happened.
Speaker 13: Yeah, it's all kind of like intertwined, so you'll get
Speaker 13: both in one story.
Speaker 1: It's okay, this was a couple.
Speaker 13: Of weeks ago. So I'm like doing some errands. I'm
Speaker 13: at the drug store, mine in my own business. I
Speaker 13: get a call from my friend. She's like, hey, what
Speaker 13: are you doing. I'm like, nothing, just running errands, and
Speaker 13: she's like, so I'm going on this Tinder date in
Speaker 13: like literally twenty minutes. Any chance you can just swing
Speaker 13: by and do like an oh hi, you know, just
Speaker 13: in case it's going terrible, then I can just like
Speaker 13: extract her, you know, yeah.
Speaker 4: Like play dumb, like, oh I never meant to walk
Speaker 4: in at this exact time while you're at that table.
Speaker 1: It's a good wellness check. Yeah, you know, right, make
Speaker 1: sure he's not too crazy.
Speaker 13: I'm like, yeah, girl, I got you. Let me get
Speaker 13: these tampons and I'll head right over.
Speaker 4: Perfect. Okay, a little TMI on that, but that's all right.
Speaker 4: So let's focus. Let's focus more on the dating situation
Speaker 4: and less on what's happening to your bodies. So you
Speaker 4: go to this place and meet up with your friend
Speaker 4: and her date.
Speaker 13: Yeah, so I do the oh hi, and we're acting
Speaker 13: like we haven't you know, we're putting on this whole thing.
Speaker 1: Yeah, funny, are you guys? Like get a coffee? Where
Speaker 1: are you?
Speaker 13: It was like at a bar. There was like a
Speaker 13: happy hour situation.
Speaker 4: Okay, okay, did you clock the guy's reaction when you
Speaker 4: walked in? But did he seem annoyed?
Speaker 13: No, he seemed not bothered by it. It seemed like, okay,
Speaker 13: played it off like I'm an act. Treat you guys.
Speaker 1: I feel like it's good.
Speaker 9: I feel like it's good to see that your date
Speaker 9: has like friends, Like.
Speaker 1: Yeah, so wait, did your friend need rescuing from this guy?
Speaker 2: No?
Speaker 13: Well, okay, so I thought it was just gonna be
Speaker 13: like me in and out saying hi and like dipping.
Speaker 13: But then she was like, oh, do you want to
Speaker 13: join us? And I was like, well, I'm here to
Speaker 13: help my friends. I guess if she has me to joy,
Speaker 13: I'm going to join right, Okay. I ended up staying
Speaker 13: on this date with them for like a full hour.
Speaker 13: It was a whole date.
Speaker 4: You're a great friend.
Speaker 1: Was she not filling him?
Speaker 16: Then?
Speaker 13: I mean, I don't. Here's the thing. I definitely didn't
Speaker 13: feel like a third wheel. I actually kind of felt
Speaker 13: like me and him were hitting it off a little
Speaker 13: bit more than she. And because I'm again, this man
Speaker 13: is a strange to her, you know, so who knows,
Speaker 13: But like that was kind of the vibe I was getting.
Speaker 13: But like, it all goes fine. It wasn't weird or uncomfortable.
Speaker 13: He I mean like I was like, oh, he's cute,
Speaker 13: He's like a good hang you know.
Speaker 4: Okay, do we know the guy's name yet?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 13: His name's Finn.
Speaker 4: Finn. Okay, all right, Okay, so you thought you and
Speaker 4: Finn were vibing a little bit better than he was
Speaker 4: with your friend, but you didn't.
Speaker 13: Get his name mobile No, no, no, no. So I
Speaker 13: we go our separate ways. I didn't act on it
Speaker 13: at all. It was just kind of the ceiling I
Speaker 13: had that like, oh, it seemed like me and him
Speaker 13: were hitting it off in that way, you know.
Speaker 7: Yeah.
Speaker 13: So a couple of days later, I talked to my
Speaker 13: friend and I'm like, oh, what's going on with you
Speaker 13: and Finn? And she's like, nothing, he's not texting me back.
Speaker 13: I don't know, maybe it's not there.
Speaker 3: Okay, And she was okay with that. It sounds like
Speaker 3: it's like, well, whatever, move on.
Speaker 13: I mean, I feel like she was a little bothered
Speaker 13: by it, because obviously it's annoying when somebody goes to you.
Speaker 13: But I didn't get the feeling that like she thought
Speaker 13: there was like fireworks flying, you know.
Speaker 4: And yeah, but you're saying that you felt fireworks happening
Speaker 4: between you and Finn.
Speaker 13: I've also little something something. So I went into detective
Speaker 13: mode and I find him on social media and I
Speaker 13: get his number him. No, I didn't do anything. I'm
Speaker 13: just hoping you guys will call him and do the
Speaker 13: dirty work for me.
Speaker 4: Oh my god, I don't know if I feel really
Speaker 4: comfortable doing.
Speaker 1: This because because we don't have the friend's blessing. Is
Speaker 1: that why?
Speaker 16: Right?
Speaker 4: There's that she hasn't gotten the green light from her
Speaker 4: friend to call. And also the guy doesn't necessarily even
Speaker 4: know that there was like a connection happening, Like right, it's.
Speaker 1: Going to be a totally So why wouldn't you just
Speaker 1: text him first or a friend?
Speaker 13: I mean, listen, I waited two weeks. He's not texting
Speaker 13: her back. She doesn't seem that sworn up about it,
Speaker 13: and I do feel like she's a good enough friend
Speaker 13: that she'll be cool about it. But I mean, yeah,
Speaker 13: you're right, I didn't get her blessing out.
Speaker 1: Yeah, okay.
Speaker 13: First guy goes like, honestly, if he's not into it,
Speaker 13: it's not a big deal. It was one weird date
Speaker 13: situation and I just kind of felt like we were
Speaker 13: hitting off, and if I was wrong that, I'm fine
Speaker 13: with it. It's not crazy deep.
Speaker 3: You know, she's kind of an ask forgiveness later type
Speaker 3: of sure, and.
Speaker 4: If she can't forgive you, then it's always easy to
Speaker 4: find yourself a new best friend on that first We're
Speaker 4: gonna call this guy and try and get you a
Speaker 4: second date. Update.
Speaker 5: We'll do it right after this second date update.
Speaker 4: You know what best friends do. They show up when
Speaker 4: you need them to be your wing woman on a
Speaker 4: first date so that they can have your back. That's right,
Speaker 4: And if that doesn't go well, they'll swoop in and
Speaker 4: date that guy for you.
Speaker 1: That doesn't feel good.
Speaker 5: Alexis, I'm sure Brooke would do that for you.
Speaker 4: Any guy that's your dating She is one phone call away.
Speaker 4: I do it to each other.
Speaker 1: I've seen Alexis's type. But yeah, quite a mess.
Speaker 2: Are Yeah?
Speaker 8: I text you back. It'd be bitter.
Speaker 4: A beautiful friendship between you two, they really are. See
Speaker 4: that's what one of our listeners, Maya is about to
Speaker 4: try with us here because she was the third wheel
Speaker 4: on a date the other night. She observed, she supported,
Speaker 4: and now she's just checking to see if maybe Finn
Speaker 4: liked her more. Oh god, you know typical best friends stuff.
Speaker 4: Who says women are cruel to each other? Not me?
Speaker 5: Not me, that's for sure.
Speaker 1: Oh you don't think a guy would do this?
Speaker 4: Never? Oh I did not have an roommate model who
Speaker 4: would sleep with girls.
Speaker 1: I'm sure you did it.
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, but you're still friends and that's that's the
Speaker 3: important part, right, Yeah.
Speaker 5: For now, feel good about this.
Speaker 13: Maya Oh not after hearing y'all say sorry, sorry, that
Speaker 13: was mostly Brooke.
Speaker 5: That probably for there, I'm trying to swoop in on
Speaker 5: the lexis. That was very rude.
Speaker 4: I get that, but no, we're here to have your
Speaker 4: back because we want to be your best friend.
Speaker 13: Well, and to be fair, I didn't say she was
Speaker 13: my best friend.
Speaker 4: Okay, hopefully she doesn't hear this.
Speaker 1: I think we should just.
Speaker 3: Like go with it at this point.
Speaker 4: And remember the friend does not know that we're doing this,
Speaker 4: that we're reaching out.
Speaker 5: To the guy.
Speaker 1: The guy doesn't know that we have his number. No,
Speaker 1: there's a lot of unknowns in this one.
Speaker 5: Surprises in stir but we like that on the show.
Speaker 4: On his social media, he's just tuning in, you know.
Speaker 4: So let's let's reach out to him right now, see
Speaker 4: if he answers and what he has to say. Here
Speaker 4: we go, Hello, Hey is this Finn?
Speaker 13: Yeah?
Speaker 16: Who's this?
Speaker 4: Hey? You don't well, maybe you do know me. My
Speaker 4: name is Jeff from a radio show called Brooke and
Speaker 4: Jeffrey in the Morning.
Speaker 1: Hey, Fann, you're on the show right, Welcome.
Speaker 3: Why I like your directness?
Speaker 1: Yeah, I applaud that.
Speaker 4: Don't worry, it's for a good reason. It means that
Speaker 4: somebody who's a listener of our show really likes you.
Speaker 7: Who.
Speaker 4: Yeah, Well, do you remember you went out on a
Speaker 4: date with a girl a couple of weeks ago.
Speaker 18: You're gonna have to be more specific.
Speaker 4: Yeah, you guys went to a bar and did happy
Speaker 4: hour and while you were there on the date, her
Speaker 4: friend came in randomly and sat with you guys.
Speaker 7: Oh yeah, I.
Speaker 1: Mean it sounds like the friend hung out for like
Speaker 1: an hour.
Speaker 18: Was your name Maya?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 5: How did that date go?
Speaker 4: In your eyes?
Speaker 3: Like?
Speaker 5: What did you think of it?
Speaker 18: We were all just sort of having a good time
Speaker 18: together and hanging out at the bar. Pay Like, what
Speaker 18: did you guys say your name was?
Speaker 4: Again? Why is this happening?
Speaker 1: It sounds like you're having a good day already.
Speaker 4: Some Irish coffees this morning.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 4: To answer your original question, remember we're broken Jeffrey in
Speaker 4: the morning, and the reason we're calling you.
Speaker 1: Hola, how do I ask this?
Speaker 3: It's part of a second date update, but it's okay.
Speaker 4: So you know your date, like, you had the friend
Speaker 4: that came in and joined you. What did you think
Speaker 4: of the friend of Maya?
Speaker 16: Right?
Speaker 18: I mean, shees cute, she's kind of cool. Uh, it's
Speaker 18: kind of weird. You don't usually go on dates with
Speaker 18: three people unless you know, you're like Italian and wear
Speaker 18: those kind of shoes and.
Speaker 1: Stuff, like a mom, Like, what do you mean, especially.
Speaker 18: Unless you're like, like.
Speaker 4: I think we get it. Well, I'm getting the vibe
Speaker 4: that you had a good time with everybody.
Speaker 7: Yeah, okay, yeah, everybody cool.
Speaker 18: In fact, Caitlyn, I've sort of been like hanging out
Speaker 18: with her a little bit.
Speaker 1: Uh wait, what you've been hanging out with Caitlyn? Who
Speaker 1: you were on the date with my friend?
Speaker 18: Yeah, you know, she's kind of cool. We sort of
Speaker 18: hitting off. We went on a few other dates. We
Speaker 18: went to like the movies and did my light and
Speaker 18: she met my mom.
Speaker 1: Whoa, wow, she met your mom. Okay, so you're like
Speaker 1: dating Caitlyn right now?
Speaker 19: If I could have kept my mom from meeting her,
Speaker 19: we honestly, we did not know a lot of that
Speaker 19: and that's shady.
Speaker 4: I don't think that Maya knew that either or did she?
Speaker 13: Well, I'm sorry, I really don't know what that is
Speaker 13: going on right now?
Speaker 1: Yeah, you don't know you? Are you sure?
Speaker 13: I mean, it sounds like he's saying that my friends
Speaker 13: just lied to me that she's been seeing him, and
Speaker 13: isn't I met his mom while telling me that he's
Speaker 13: ghosting her, Like I don't. That doesn't make any show.
Speaker 4: Okay, okay, wow, Maya, thank you for that beautiful reason.
Speaker 4: I couldn't have said it any better myself. But that's
Speaker 4: Maya who has been waiting and listening in on the
Speaker 4: other phone line wanting to talk to you.
Speaker 6: No.
Speaker 13: I mean, Maya told me that you haven't responded to
Speaker 13: any of her calls or text for like two weeks.
Speaker 13: And I mean, honestly, I did think you and I
Speaker 13: were hitting it off, so I was like, maybe he
Speaker 13: was more into.
Speaker 6: Me than her.
Speaker 13: But it sounds like I was totally wrong, and my
Speaker 13: friend is I guess a little insecure about us maybe
Speaker 13: hitting it off.
Speaker 7: I don't know.
Speaker 1: It sounds like, look at what her friend is doing.
Speaker 1: I think she was insecure for a reason.
Speaker 13: If she was dating him, I obviously wouldn't have reached
Speaker 13: out like it actually did.
Speaker 3: Well, we didn't know any of this bought you were
Speaker 3: talking to Caitlin at all.
Speaker 1: We thought that you were totally single and available.
Speaker 18: I'm gonna have to move to another town change my name.
Speaker 4: Why wouldn't Caitlyn want her friend to note about that?
Speaker 1: I don't get it either.
Speaker 11: Where she doesn't want her friend to go do this
Speaker 11: exactly what's happening.
Speaker 3: Yeah, but if she knew they were dating, I mean,
Speaker 3: I think I'm on Maya's side on this one.
Speaker 1: Like, no, I.
Speaker 13: Would have not gone for it at all. I would
Speaker 13: have just be like, Okay, cool, they hit it off.
Speaker 13: I was wrong that.
Speaker 4: Can you step in and give us a little bit
Speaker 4: of clarity here, We're all really confused.
Speaker 18: I feel like Kitlyn felt like you were coming on
Speaker 18: too strong, you know, and it was her date, so
Speaker 18: I mean, I mean.
Speaker 13: Fair enough. I don't know. I mean, it did feel
Speaker 13: like you and I were hitting it off. I tried
Speaker 13: to downplay it, but maybe I did n't do a
Speaker 13: good job of that. I don't know.
Speaker 18: I think she saw the connection happening between us and
Speaker 18: she was scared it was going to take away from
Speaker 18: our connection.
Speaker 13: Okay, okay, So I wasn't wrong about the connection then yeah, well,
Speaker 13: I mean that's something.
Speaker 1: And what's funny is Caitlyn also read it right.
Speaker 4: Yeah, but Caitlyn did I think called dibbs based on
Speaker 4: the swiping.
Speaker 13: So, but that's fine. Like I said, this was low steaks,
Speaker 13: Like if he wasn't into it, he's not into it.
Speaker 17: If he's not into it because.
Speaker 13: He's with my friend, that's fine.
Speaker 1: Well, and think of it as a benefit.
Speaker 3: You're going to be taking off of her emergency list
Speaker 3: on a future date.
Speaker 1: Wat you there?
Speaker 19: Yeah?
Speaker 5: No more popular?
Speaker 3: My god, this is going to be so embarrassing to
Speaker 3: explain to Kaitlyn later.
Speaker 11: Are you talk to your friend?
Speaker 12: No?
Speaker 16: Can I explain it?
Speaker 18: I mean, I'm.
Speaker 13: If I already know if she's in the car, I
Speaker 13: know she could be listening.
Speaker 4: Maybe maybe you guys can sit down all together and
Speaker 4: explain it and figure it out when we send you
Speaker 4: out on another date, we would pay for three people
Speaker 4: to go to a happy hour and hash it out.
Speaker 1: Why are you said it was a good time?
Speaker 5: Finn had a blast.
Speaker 13: It was when it wasn't all awkward. Now it sounds terrible.
Speaker 1: Well, you just add alcohol to that and I'm sure
Speaker 1: it'll get better.
Speaker 4: If you really want, we can see you and Caitlyn
Speaker 4: at different tables and we'll have Finn go back and forth.
Speaker 5: Just sit down five minutes apiece you for that, Finn.
Speaker 18: Yeah, it'll be like missus.
Speaker 1: You are a strange mansion. I know.
Speaker 4: Whatever you've been doing this morning, do less of it,
Speaker 4: I think, Yeah, before you meet up with Caitlyn.
Speaker 18: I've been working just five am.
Speaker 1: He's been working.
Speaker 4: Oh, I don't know what co operation all right, Well,
Speaker 4: it sounds like we're going to send you down on
Speaker 4: another date.
Speaker 5: Congratulations.
Speaker 3: They said no, they said no, no, I'm not to that.
Speaker 7: It's crazy.
Speaker 13: Also, he seems like he's on something.
Speaker 4: Okay, okay, So clearly Maya's being sarcastic. She can't wait
Speaker 4: to sit down with and fight to the finish. Whoever
Speaker 4: comes out on top winds.
Speaker 2: Finn's hard.
Speaker 5: On rookie Jeffrey.
Speaker 4: In the morning, you got a text seventy five nine
Speaker 4: two that says, I like Finn. He sounds fun the
Speaker 4: right word that apparently listeners are trying to swoop in
Speaker 4: on Finn never ends and weird. A lot of the
Speaker 4: text are coming from Brooks phone number interested in Uh huh,
Speaker 4: yeah you are the air like fin some like random
Speaker 4: Stone or degenerate, but off the air you're like, oh, finn,
Speaker 4: I did you see Radio INSIGHT's latest article that I'm
Speaker 4: the ninety eighth most up and coming female radio post
Speaker 4: underage sixty.
Speaker 1: I did it a dozen finns when I was like
Speaker 1: twenty three. Been there, done that.
Speaker 4: Do not need the mama has experienced with me lot.
Speaker 1: You are so weird.
Speaker 4: A lot of texts men on this one. So it's
Speaker 4: resonating with people. I don't know if it's in a
Speaker 4: good way.
Speaker 1: That is not a healthy friendship at all.
Speaker 11: I know they're keeping secrets from each other.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, swooping in on each other's men.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I'm hoping that we get an update from this
Speaker 4: situation though somebody.
Speaker 1: Date of what if he's still dating Caitlin.
Speaker 11: Why don't we ask her to make the awkward Tuesday
Speaker 11: call to her friend on the air.
Speaker 5: It could happen like a disaster.
Speaker 4: Yeah, maybe disasters are our bread and butter. Yeah here,
Speaker 4: So if you're a disaster walking around out there, email
Speaker 4: the show. We'll call that person who isn't calling you
Speaker 4: back and check out all of our disaster second date updates.
Speaker 5: You where you get your podcast at.
Speaker 17: Brook and Jeffery freaking Jeffrey in the morning, tumble out
Speaker 17: of bed and a stumbled to the kitchen, boolp and stretch.
Speaker 15: And try to come to them right now.
Speaker 7: I love this.
Speaker 4: We've got Christina on the phone. And when it comes
Speaker 4: to work in nine to five, Christina is over it
Speaker 4: because she's a project coordinator and says she does not
Speaker 4: like her job. The rat rays what job does she
Speaker 4: want to do?
Speaker 16: No job?
Speaker 12: She wants to never work again, Christina.
Speaker 4: And if she wins today she will have the money
Speaker 4: to start her early retirement.
Speaker 1: I don't think it works like that.
Speaker 5: I'm pretty sure it.
Speaker 4: Does, Christina.
Speaker 5: Welcome to the show.
Speaker 1: Hi Christine.
Speaker 3: I'm just curious from your perspective, what do you hate
Speaker 3: so much about working?
Speaker 16: You know, the whole having to do it every game?
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, it's not optional. Wouldn't optionals be nice?
Speaker 18: So great?
Speaker 1: It's like, why couldn't I have been a trust fun baby?
Speaker 5: It's pretty fun.
Speaker 16: I got to bring that up with my parents.
Speaker 1: Yeah it's fun.
Speaker 5: You say, that's a good time. You talk to jeff
Speaker 5: about it. I don't know, it's not work for me.
Speaker 4: It's fun, all right, So We're gonna send Brook out
Speaker 4: of the studio and while she leaves, Christina, you know
Speaker 4: the game works. He got thirty seconds to answer as
Speaker 4: many questions as possible. If you don't know when, you
Speaker 4: could say pass. But you do have to beat Brook
Speaker 4: outright to win. Are you ready?
Speaker 6: Yes?
Speaker 5: Good luck?
Speaker 4: Your time starts now. Justin Timberlake celebrates a birthday today.
Speaker 4: Is he forty three or forty eight?
Speaker 15: Forty three?
Speaker 4: Pearl and walla walla are types of what vegetable onions?
Speaker 4: What is the official language of Portugal? Portuguese named the
Speaker 4: host of the TV show Kitchen Nightmares. I don't know,
Speaker 4: pat Chef Wendell's the mascot for what popular cereal, the
Speaker 4: scalp The scalpula is more commonly known as what body part?
Speaker 4: In which country was Pepperoni invented? And hint it's not Italy?
Speaker 16: Uh port Stain?
Speaker 4: What's that? Oh Portugal? But good work there, Chris. Now,
Speaker 4: I know that you don't want to work, but apparently
Speaker 4: you have done a little bit of work at home
Speaker 4: by building a bunk bed for your daughter.
Speaker 16: Yes, from scratch.
Speaker 19: Well, I took a part in an old bed and
Speaker 19: turned it into a loft bed.
Speaker 3: Okay, and now how scared are you when she sleeps
Speaker 3: on the bottom?
Speaker 13: You know there's no bottom, it's just a.
Speaker 3: Desk oh okay, a little crash on top of her
Speaker 3: when she's sitting right.
Speaker 1: Okay.
Speaker 5: Christina is a woman of many talents. Okay, I love that.
Speaker 4: Brook It's your turn, someone who hasn't built any bunk
Speaker 4: beds by herself.
Speaker 1: So I actually have to there you go, never even
Speaker 1: owned the one.
Speaker 4: Oh you're missing out?
Speaker 5: Okay, Brooks, your turn?
Speaker 4: Ready? Yes, your time starts now. Justin Timberlake celebrates a
Speaker 4: birthday today? Is he forty three or forty eight?
Speaker 1: Forty three?
Speaker 4: Pearl and walla walla are types of what vegetable onion?
Speaker 4: What is the official language of Portugal? Portuguese named the
Speaker 4: host of the TV show Kitchen Nightmares, Gordon Ramsey. Chef
Speaker 4: Wendell is the mascot for what popular cereal? Oh?
Speaker 1: Oh uh?
Speaker 4: The scapula is more commonly known as what body bark? In?
Speaker 4: Which country was pepperoni invented? And hint, it's not Italy?
Speaker 1: United States?
Speaker 4: Yes, we all say, let's go to the scoreboard to
Speaker 4: see how you did with Jose.
Speaker 10: We'll probably sit around and cook some soups and eat
Speaker 10: brand desserts and just get a fat.
Speaker 4: And sassy Christina Christina's ideal lifestyle. Well, I'm currently fat
Speaker 4: and sassy. Christina got four.
Speaker 1: Oh my gosh, Christina did.
Speaker 4: A good job, and Brook very skinny in sassy.
Speaker 1: Oh thank you by.
Speaker 5: Just edggy out there barely.
Speaker 1: Christina, I'm sorry, have a second career.
Speaker 4: Just let's go over the answers for everybody. Justin Timberlake
Speaker 4: has a birthday today. He is forty three years old.
Speaker 5: Pearl and walla walla.
Speaker 4: Are types of onions. The official language of Portugal is
Speaker 4: Portuguese shocker on that one. Kitchen Nightmares is hosted by
Speaker 4: Gordon Ramsey Chef Wendel's the mascot for cinnamon toast crunch.
Speaker 7: Ye.
Speaker 4: The scapul is more commonly known as your shoulder blade.
Speaker 4: And Pepperoni was invented in America. Yeah yeah. Italians brought
Speaker 4: salami over and Americans made their own, dried and spicier version,
Speaker 4: called it pepperoni.
Speaker 16: Cool.
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Speaker 11: You could probably get some pepperoni.
Speaker 16: In salami on it on theme.
Speaker 9: It's like I just worked an hour, you know.
Speaker 3: I hope this year you find a long lost great
Speaker 3: uncle that dies and leaves you as entire inherents.
Speaker 4: Thank you awesome, Christina, Thank you so much for playing.
Speaker 4: We're going to be back to do wind Brooks Bucks
Speaker 4: same time tomorrow
Speaker 7: Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.