Speaker 1: Welcome to Guys We.
Speaker 2: Find the anti slush shaming podcast.
Speaker 1: I'm Christina Hutchings.
Speaker 2: I'm Karen Fisher, and I'd bring us to sludie your
Speaker 2: horny and your shame.
Speaker 3: Hey was what?
Speaker 2: Yes?
Speaker 4: Okay?
Speaker 1: Talk about fucking? Hey fuckers? How you doing? Where you been?
Speaker 1: Did you drink enough water today?
Speaker 2: Welcome to another episode of Guys We Fucked. It's the
Speaker 2: anti slush shaming podcast. I am Karen Fisher, I'm Christina Hutchins.
Speaker 2: Welcome to the show. Get a pen, get your get
Speaker 2: your iPhone because you're gonna have to write some things down. Yes,
Speaker 2: the first one is Thursday, February first, at seven pm
Speaker 2: in New York City is the first Guys We Fucked
Speaker 2: Residency show of twenty twenty four at the MasterCard Midnight
Speaker 2: Theater that's in New York City. And then if you're
Speaker 2: in the Los Angeles area, Hopefully tickets are still available
Speaker 2: by the time you hear this.
Speaker 1: But there might not be. Hopefully they're not available.
Speaker 2: Hopefully they're not available, you dumb bitch, because you didn't
Speaker 2: get a ah. Wednesday, February fourteenth, Valentine's Day, Corine Fisher
Speaker 2: and I will be doing a live. Guys, we fucked
Speaker 2: at the Comedy Store in the main room, and it's
Speaker 2: going to be the best day of your life.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's going to be really exciting. And then some
Speaker 1: other tour dates.
Speaker 2: February ninth and tenth Bananas Comedy Club in New Jersey,
Speaker 2: right across the river, I'm headlining you.
Speaker 1: And March twenty second in Springfield, Missouri in the.
Speaker 2: Blue Room, I'm headlining there. I think it's the twenty
Speaker 2: first and the twenty second. And also if you were
Speaker 2: at the first wait what live that happened this past weekend?
Speaker 1: It was.
Speaker 2: It was awesome. It was there, it was fantastic. I've
Speaker 2: was blown away. The energy in the room was just
Speaker 2: it was fucking everybody was electrified. After the show and
Speaker 2: getting to talk to all the people who came, it was.
Speaker 2: It was amazing.
Speaker 1: So so far.
Speaker 2: The next date, for the next one, you're gonna want
Speaker 2: to get your tickets because this will sell out, is
Speaker 2: going to be February twenty fourth, which is a Saturday.
Speaker 2: Tickets are not available yet. I'm still in the midst
Speaker 2: of confirming. But if you want to save it, save it.
Speaker 2: Also if you don't know, which you probably do.
Speaker 1: If you listen.
Speaker 2: I have a Patreon where four times a month I
Speaker 2: do a zoom group sherapee because I'm not a licensed therapist,
Speaker 2: so I can't call it therapy where you just sit
Speaker 2: an hour to e vent about whatever the fuck you want.
Speaker 2: And I honestly, I really like I've been doing these
Speaker 2: for a few years now and I really like it.
Speaker 2: Patreon dot com slash Christina Hutchinson to sign up. Every Monday,
Speaker 2: my solo podcast, The Voices in Our Heads comes out.
Speaker 2: It's just a stream of consciousness that at the end
Speaker 2: I really little self help book. And then Mikey breathes
Speaker 2: real loud into the microphone and I make fun of him,
Speaker 2: and then I'll drop something and go what and I'll
Speaker 2: go nothing, Mike, and I was upset. Yeah, he did
Speaker 2: explain it. You'll have to tune into the episode this
Speaker 2: week to find out that with Christina No no, but boy,
Speaker 2: the SI felt like I'm no longer taking things personally
Speaker 2: now that I've done the work. So I was glad
Speaker 2: to have not been offended by Michael's side. And then
Speaker 2: my my comedy Club is out this week. My comedy album.
Speaker 2: I'm pretty sure it's going to be out by the
Speaker 2: time that you listen to this episode when it airs
Speaker 2: on Luminari Friday.
Speaker 1: It's called Good Girl Barbara.
Speaker 2: It's going to be out on all the places Spotify, iTunes,
Speaker 2: wherever do you get your comedy albums, and I'm very
Speaker 2: proud of it.
Speaker 1: I'm very excited.
Speaker 2: I'll be releasing clips on my social media all this
Speaker 2: next couple months. Make sure you follow me at Christina
Speaker 2: hutch on all the platforms together. We're at Guys, We
Speaker 2: Fucked without the you would fucked. I'm at Philanthropy Gal,
Speaker 2: I'm at Mike Coscarely and if you want to see
Speaker 2: me live, I the next well, the next date that
Speaker 2: lines up with this recording will be February twenty ninth
Speaker 2: through March second. I'm in Washington, DC at the DC
Speaker 2: Comedy Loft with Chloe Labranch and then there will be
Speaker 2: a bunch more dates coming up. My agent emailed me
Speaker 2: last night and I said, this is not what we
Speaker 2: talked about.
Speaker 1: Do you want to perform at the back of the
Speaker 1: costco on Sunday?
Speaker 2: So these are not This is not going to work out,
Speaker 2: but you know we are working on them. And there's
Speaker 2: some places that I think you're gonna be excited about
Speaker 2: me going to and then you can also listen to
Speaker 2: Without a Country that comes out on Wednesdays.
Speaker 1: We this show has been popping off lately, so many
Speaker 1: of you. I got stopped.
Speaker 2: I got stopped in a bar the other day and
Speaker 2: someone was like, I love Without a Country, And you
Speaker 2: know what, that felt good. Not that I don't love
Speaker 2: when you say I love guys, we fucked, but it
Speaker 2: just feels special when it's the Bee Project.
Speaker 1: To be honest, Okay, I don't think I don't think.
Speaker 2: Of it as the Bee Project, but like the project
Speaker 2: that makes less money and has less fans so out following. Yeah, listen,
Speaker 2: the people who love the thing is the people who
Speaker 2: love Without a Without a Country, love Without a Country.
Speaker 2: So we had a really great UH interview last week
Speaker 2: with doctor Crystal Heath and we talked about all all
Speaker 2: about euthanasia labs in vet school. Did you even know
Speaker 2: that existed? Did you even know that to become a
Speaker 2: veterinarian you have to kill an animal first? And I
Speaker 2: know you're stay acting yourself at home. Are these animals sick? No?
Speaker 1: They're literally like wasted? Yeah? Yeah, yeah, this.
Speaker 2: Is something I learned two week to go, and then
Speaker 2: I dove right into it. A lot of some vet
Speaker 2: schools are doing away with it, but it's still widely used.
Speaker 2: And also like basically like the what it has an
Speaker 2: official name, but like what I will call the Veterinarian
Speaker 2: Association of America, is deeply connected to like factory farming
Speaker 2: and a lot of horrific practices.
Speaker 1: That my god, you're gonna be the next John Oliver
Speaker 1: that kill.
Speaker 2: Many pigs and birds in really horrific ways when there
Speaker 2: are faster, more humane will it waste to kill them? Obviously,
Speaker 2: if like avian flu is spreading throughout you know your farm,
Speaker 2: you do have to kill those birds. But there are
Speaker 2: nicer ways to do it that are not legally required.
Speaker 1: So I went into all of that hardcore.
Speaker 2: Also, we went over a really interesting piece from the
Speaker 2: Free Press written by Coleman Hughes that I actually subscribed.
Speaker 2: I paid money to go over this all about how
Speaker 2: Derek Chauvin, in his opinion, might have been a scapegoat.
Speaker 2: I know that's a crazy thing to announce on here,
Speaker 2: but I thought it was not that I necessarily agree
Speaker 2: with the article, but I thought it was a really.
Speaker 1: Coment with those fascinating take takes.
Speaker 2: Yeah, so, and I know Coleman and I love that
Speaker 2: man so and he's a lovely human and I know
Speaker 2: people like to get angry about his opinions. So it
Speaker 2: was it was you know, listen, he drops and it's
Speaker 2: all about seeing things from the from every perspective, and
Speaker 2: we certainly do that on that show. So yeah, it
Speaker 2: was a really interesting article. And all that is shared
Speaker 2: on this past week's episode of Without a Country, and
Speaker 2: we got another one coming for you this week.
Speaker 1: And of course, you know, look out for Trump, guys,
Speaker 1: he's coming, He's coming.
Speaker 2: He's gonna win. Rhonda Stantis just dropped out, so she's
Speaker 2: gonna win.
Speaker 3: There's no way he doesn't win.
Speaker 1: There was a very.
Speaker 2: Very good chance that Donald Trump is president again in
Speaker 2: twenty twenty four. Yeah, I think it's very It's this
Speaker 2: is a Christopher Guests movie.
Speaker 3: Would I would put it at like ninety five percent.
Speaker 1: I don't think it's that high.
Speaker 2: But I think there is a very good chance that
Speaker 2: he wins. I don't think it's ninety five persons in
Speaker 2: my opinion. But by Biden, he doesn't talk.
Speaker 1: He can't talk. He's too old too.
Speaker 2: But Biden was never a great speaker. That has something
Speaker 2: to do with his really okay. Yeah, yea, the fall
Speaker 2: that makes the age. But no, he's just not a
Speaker 2: great speaker.
Speaker 1: He's a really okay.
Speaker 2: So then michaelble guy, and especially compared with you know,
Speaker 2: being the vice president under Barack Obama, Barack Obama was
Speaker 2: kind of all speech and not really getting a lot done. Yeah,
Speaker 2: but man, his speech has made me feel better, like
Speaker 2: there was hope and that's why he won. So that
Speaker 2: was his whole platform. He was literally running on hope.
Speaker 1: I loved that. Hope is so great. But it's not real. No,
Speaker 1: it's not change, it's not doing it. Let me live
Speaker 1: in this, let me live in the world. I cred
Speaker 1: Thats what bothered me about. Everyone loves you so much.
Speaker 1: I go, he's not doing anything.
Speaker 2: Does in your opinion, is Biden getting stuff? I mean,
Speaker 2: it seems like he's getting some stuffed done.
Speaker 3: Biden has not been a bad president.
Speaker 2: And also, I mean thing of what he walked into,
Speaker 2: not only the president he had to follow, but also
Speaker 2: walking into COVID for you, pandemic because I'm curious.
Speaker 1: Now you know Middle East.
Speaker 2: Yeah, somebody was saying as like a pro for like
Speaker 2: a pro Trump kind of point that when Trump was president,
Speaker 2: we weren't engaging in any.
Speaker 1: Wars, but like does that matter, It's just come up.
Speaker 2: Oh okay, So they were just not what was the
Speaker 2: point that they were making, just like but you know Trump,
Speaker 2: it was.
Speaker 1: He was talking as if Trump was a pacifist. I
Speaker 1: don't know, but they were.
Speaker 2: They were just saying, like Trump kept us out of
Speaker 2: entering any wars.
Speaker 1: That's not true. But I think that was like at
Speaker 1: the draw And also, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 2: I was kind of like, is that we were still
Speaker 2: in Afghanistan, right, start anything new, start anything new.
Speaker 3: But he didn't.
Speaker 5: I think he did eventually get the troops out of
Speaker 5: I can't remember if that was him.
Speaker 1: That was terrible. I think that was too scared to
Speaker 1: do it.
Speaker 2: And also I mean, like strategically, actually, the one thing
Speaker 2: that makes me think Biden has a little bit of
Speaker 2: a better chance of winning is that we are now
Speaker 2: involved in the Middle East, and normally when the country
Speaker 2: is actively at war, they vote in the same Speaking
Speaker 2: of statistically, really quickly, I talked about like how it's
Speaker 2: just kind of feeling helpless about all of these awful things.
Speaker 2: Images and videos on social media and what places to
Speaker 2: donate if you feel like you can't do anything about
Speaker 2: about this, Is there a place that you can put
Speaker 2: your money that matters? And of several people sent me
Speaker 2: this one and I looked into it and it seems
Speaker 2: very very legit. Palestini Palestine Children's Relief Fund and the
Speaker 2: website is p c r F dot net, the dot net.
Speaker 1: I was like, uh, oh, but you looking up on
Speaker 1: charity Navigator. Oh no, I didn't, that's the one. I
Speaker 1: did not do that. Yeah, that's like that.
Speaker 2: I'll just give you the star rating and see the
Speaker 2: money is making sure it's going to the right place. Yeah,
Speaker 2: charitynavigator dot org. That's for anyone who's looking to donate.
Speaker 2: Always if it's if it's under four stars on charity Navigator,
Speaker 2: do not do not. Okay, Yeah, here it's on there
Speaker 2: ninety seven four stars. There you go, okay, cool, cool, Yeah,
Speaker 2: that's great. So if you if you are feeling this
Speaker 2: way you want to donate money's this is where to go.
Speaker 2: Pc RF dot net. That stands for Palestine Children's Relief Fund.
Speaker 2: All right, now onto this is some this is some
Speaker 2: important news for the guys we Fuck podcast. Okay, guys,
Speaker 2: it is Mikey big DONGI.
Speaker 1: Chodster over here.
Speaker 2: His dick's too big for this studio now, guy, it is,
Speaker 2: and and he's taking it over to a network.
Speaker 1: He's moving on to a network. Well as on his network.
Speaker 2: He started his own company, Slickback Studios.
Speaker 3: Correct, thank you, thank you, thank you.
Speaker 2: And it's time that he dig in a business and
Speaker 2: runs his own business and has all his time and
Speaker 2: energy to run that business because I think based on
Speaker 2: conditions that he's walked into over the past year, it's
Speaker 2: it was more work than he thought it was.
Speaker 3: It was a lot more work.
Speaker 1: Podcasting, it's a lot more work than you think I've thought.
Speaker 1: He's walking it out of brush going. First sound that
Speaker 1: comes out of his mouth.
Speaker 5: Is there are a lot of times these days where
Speaker 5: I walk into rooms and.
Speaker 3: Go, yeah, give people.
Speaker 1: A growl fifteen.
Speaker 3: It has in fact been way more work.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's a small businesses really truly.
Speaker 3: Yeah. I thought that I was going to kind of
Speaker 3: be able to take it.
Speaker 1: All on and do it all yeah, typical woman. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I say, I was like, well we really rubbed off on.
Speaker 1: I know, I'm really proud of you know.
Speaker 3: I can't here with feminine energy.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, yeah, my upbringingment and energy and Sinatra energy
Speaker 2: at the same time.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I can. I get you a man that can
Speaker 3: do both. Yeah.
Speaker 1: So you know, thoughts on what you've learned here? How long?
Speaker 1: How many years has it been.
Speaker 5: I think it's been almost seven whoa serious seventeen?
Speaker 1: How many on air?
Speaker 3: Well, well, no, not as many on air.
Speaker 1: It was twenty eighteen.
Speaker 2: Christina broke up was even in twenty eight Yes, I did.
Speaker 2: We're never We're never going to forget that.
Speaker 1: I literally put.
Speaker 2: Christina's emancipation in my calendar the day I broke up
Speaker 2: with him.
Speaker 1: Every year i'm reminded about it, I'm like, yay, I
Speaker 1: love my life. Is when we panicked and go.
Speaker 2: Right, and then about like a year it was we
Speaker 2: didn't have a studio during the pandemic, did we know?
Speaker 1: Because I remember signing the lease when your dad was sick. Yeah. Yeah,
Speaker 1: so that's how long he's been you guys.
Speaker 3: For a long time.
Speaker 5: You guys were recording I think in christ just Christina's
Speaker 5: a part in my apartment. Yeah, and then we're sort
Speaker 5: of sending me the file. Yes, I was like working
Speaker 5: off site. And then once the kind of in the
Speaker 5: middle of the pandemic is when we got the first place, right,
Speaker 5: and then that's when I was like working with you
Speaker 5: guys right every week in studio and it was on
Speaker 5: air and all that. Yeah, yeah, yeah, and listen, I
Speaker 5: mean the entire ride has been has been. It's pretty amazing,
Speaker 5: Like to look back in the the.
Speaker 1: Just the hand picks and tipics you've gotten.
Speaker 5: I mean that's been fun obviously, but just the professional journey.
Speaker 5: You know, like you guys were basically the first people
Speaker 5: to kind of put me into mainstream podcasting outside of radio.
Speaker 1: This is how you thank us.
Speaker 3: Of loyal service.
Speaker 1: It's never enough linked life of your keeping you under
Speaker 1: a table.
Speaker 3: You know, how loyal I haven't had.
Speaker 5: You know, I've trashed our enemies to all of all
Speaker 5: the women that I've gone on dates with.
Speaker 1: Listen.
Speaker 2: I love that, And I'm extremely happy for you starting
Speaker 2: your own businesses.
Speaker 1: Very exciting. Yes, and if there's a man to do it,
Speaker 1: it's you.
Speaker 3: I appreciate that.
Speaker 5: So obviously this is uh, you know, this is a
Speaker 5: move that I felt like I had to make, not
Speaker 5: because you know, before listeners start throwing any conspiracy theories
Speaker 5: or anything out there, it's a move that I felt
Speaker 5: like I had to make strictly because I can't do everything.
Speaker 5: And I love you guys dearly. Obviously, Christina is a
Speaker 5: part of Yeah.
Speaker 2: Voices in our Heads is on slip back, and you'll
Speaker 2: hear Michael grown and grunt and breathe weird.
Speaker 1: On that right. Mike's voice was quivering as he told
Speaker 1: us this a couple of weeks. I was so sweet,
Speaker 1: so sweet, Mike.
Speaker 2: Well as it was even coming out of your mouth.
Speaker 2: I was like, Michael, I was like, we've no. I mean,
Speaker 2: I at least knew for months that I was like,
Speaker 2: you need to quit because you can't handle this like
Speaker 2: you're I was like, have you slept.
Speaker 1: I'm like give me.
Speaker 2: I'm like, give your meals so that you have sustenance.
Speaker 2: I'm like, you know, this may be so funny, very
Speaker 2: happy that you were choosing because we're not going to
Speaker 2: fire you. But I was like, I want you to
Speaker 2: choose you. Yeah, no, I know, and I appreciate that.
Speaker 5: And obviously I knew in my heart when it was
Speaker 5: time to have that conversation that you guys would be
Speaker 5: very supportive.
Speaker 2: Yeah, just because just because the end of an error,
Speaker 2: you know, end of an era.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I just I did.
Speaker 1: Not cry, just like a little tear right here myself.
Speaker 3: It's sweet behavior for both of you, guys.
Speaker 5: That's exactly what I was expected, that one that Christina
Speaker 5: would be the one cry relief.
Speaker 2: For you right right right, you know, like that's what
Speaker 2: And I know what it's like to tell a boss
Speaker 2: that you're moving on to quite frankly, a better life.
Speaker 2: And I remember the bosses who were happy for me
Speaker 2: and the ones who were it, and I was like,
Speaker 2: I vowed to be.
Speaker 1: The boss that wasn't happy for my the person who
Speaker 1: worked with me moving on.
Speaker 5: Yeah, And one of the reasons that I've stayed with
Speaker 5: you guys for as long as I have is because
Speaker 5: it's been a great fucking job. This has been something
Speaker 5: that I've enjoyed, like like one of the parts of
Speaker 5: my week that I just like, you know, I love
Speaker 5: coming in and talking with you guys, being a part
Speaker 5: of the show, and you know it's been.
Speaker 1: And those tips, well, it's just.
Speaker 5: It's been really fun to be to be another voice
Speaker 5: in a place where I feel like I represent an
Speaker 5: archetype of a man that is not like represent it exactly,
Speaker 5: and that's been kind of a good feeling to kind
Speaker 5: of be like, you know, the masculine voice in a
Speaker 5: place that I don't you know that it's not an
Speaker 5: overly masculine voice toxic. Yeah, exactly, it's been. It's been
Speaker 5: just an incredible, fun, awesome ride. And I do think
Speaker 5: the one silver lining of me leaving is that, like
Speaker 5: like in the future, and I think it opens up
Speaker 5: the opportunity for us to also work on other different
Speaker 5: things together as a team, you know, if that ever
Speaker 5: presents itself.
Speaker 2: And you know, I was hoping someone would give me
Speaker 2: the opportunity to do another podcast at night when I'm low,
Speaker 2: you know what, But.
Speaker 1: Is there a world in which I could do a
Speaker 1: third podcast? I would love to? Okay, three is the
Speaker 1: magic numbers.
Speaker 5: Slip Back Studios is obviously starting as a podcast network
Speaker 5: and we're going to launch on February eighth.
Speaker 3: Oh really, yeah, nursing.
Speaker 1: Let me know. That's what I'm signing on. Can interview
Speaker 1: elderly dogs? I would love that. Yeah, wait, I do
Speaker 1: the voices for them.
Speaker 2: My next one, I would love a dog to interview
Speaker 2: a dog, because I would love a podcast where that
Speaker 2: we just cut to the dog and then the podcast
Speaker 2: is over. It's really funny. There's literally nothing happening. Yeah,
Speaker 2: how are you well? I love meeting dogs on the
Speaker 2: road everyone. That's one of my favorite things about traveling.
Speaker 5: Yeah, well its eventually the plan is to have it
Speaker 5: be a full service production company, and that's that's the hope,
Speaker 5: right to like get to a place where we can
Speaker 5: do films and do you know, bigger projects and everything.
Speaker 5: So I'm excited.
Speaker 1: I'm saying in president years man, all that gorgeous hair.
Speaker 5: It's gonna be gray if I still if I managed
Speaker 5: to keep it by the end of the year, I'm
Speaker 5: sure it can be cool.
Speaker 1: You're gonna look like Maxwell Sheffield from The Nanny.
Speaker 2: It'll be hot if I get to keep it.
Speaker 5: I do look forward to having a little bit of gray,
Speaker 5: some pepper, and I don't think far from it, to.
Speaker 3: Be honest, that'll be hot.
Speaker 1: Well you're not. I'm I'm gray as hell, and uh
Speaker 1: you know, just die the roots. But yeah, that'll be hot. Baby.
Speaker 2: Well, thank you so much for your service here at guys,
Speaker 2: we fucked seriously.
Speaker 1: We appreciate it.
Speaker 2: You got good attitude, you're a hard worker, you're always pleasant,
Speaker 2: You're always I was never annoyed to see you. No, no, truly,
Speaker 2: like it's not really you're alo, Like, hey, Mike, yeah
Speaker 2: you're good. You brought exactly what we needed to the
Speaker 2: show at exactly the time we needed it. And also,
Speaker 2: I mean, you know, our listeners, they love to complain
Speaker 2: and say that they don't like almost everything we do.
Speaker 1: But I have to say, I really make complains about you.
Speaker 2: I really track the comments when we first brought you
Speaker 2: onto the show, and it was like almost one hundred
Speaker 2: percent Mike Costarelli approval rating, which is wild.
Speaker 1: That makes really wild.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I phone you are more approved than us, Michael.
Speaker 1: It's our fucking shop.
Speaker 2: They like Mike way more than they like Yeah, spoke
Speaker 2: a lady with opinions, boom man with opinions.
Speaker 1: Can I like your dick but.
Speaker 2: Also like ingrained misogyny like in our own feminist fan
Speaker 2: base are guilty of no, no, like you are charming
Speaker 2: and fun, but I'm saying, like, yeah, no it it.
Speaker 1: Honestly, we've been a harder. It's take and women critique
Speaker 1: women harder.
Speaker 2: Right, fact that you're a good looking and like nice, kind,
Speaker 2: intelligent man like that was enough. They didn't even care
Speaker 2: about the throat clearing, we cared about.
Speaker 1: That, the baseball dropping, the ruffling of the papers, and
Speaker 1: the rappers.
Speaker 3: I brought an element to the show. I will say
Speaker 3: that an element.
Speaker 2: It's a podcast that we can't ask for.
Speaker 3: ADHD noise around every corner.
Speaker 1: But oh my god, Yeah, it's been great.
Speaker 2: Guys's trying to be a fully artist and also too
Speaker 2: for the listeners. This is going to be a slow
Speaker 2: roll up. So this is not the last time you
Speaker 2: will see and hear Michael on Gus.
Speaker 1: Get those just give them the titsus thing.
Speaker 3: Yeah, we figured we'd announced and give you guys a
Speaker 3: little bit of time.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Process, But there's one thing we learned in this time
Speaker 1: of your movie.
Speaker 2: You don't like change. You don't like change, you don't
Speaker 2: like when we make money, and you don't like it. No,
Speaker 2: that's not true. That's not true. Only a little bit
Speaker 2: of you didn't like that, and that's okay, a lot
Speaker 2: of you did and I really appreciate that. So that's
Speaker 2: the bittersweet news. But the one hundred sweet news is
Speaker 2: that a tangy, much like a straight man, we've already
Speaker 2: moved on. We've already found someone to our left, and
Speaker 2: we said, Oh, there's a good looking guy over there.
Speaker 1: Here he is younger and not much lip on him.
Speaker 2: Ladies and gentlemen, welcome the young Eric Freddy Eric. He's
Speaker 2: a stand up comedian. He is a producer. You might
Speaker 2: have seen him floating around. You've seen him live, if
Speaker 2: you saw me and Coloyla Branch in Chicago. You might
Speaker 2: have seen him on tour with Ryan Long or a
Speaker 2: Chada Rena. You're all over the place. We were like,
Speaker 2: you know what, we're going to replace this over worked
Speaker 2: man with another overworked who's younger and can.
Speaker 1: Do it with no sleeps.
Speaker 4: Though. Yeah, well, I'm sorry to get grayzed.
Speaker 1: You're all right already. Yeah, So a little bit about you.
Speaker 1: The stats. You're twenty five. How tall are you? You're
Speaker 1: twenty five?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 1: How tall are you?
Speaker 4: Six to three? When I stand up straight?
Speaker 1: Oh, it doesn't count. That's tall though, right, I have
Speaker 1: no idea what Yeah, so we'll say no for now.
Speaker 4: Okay, Yeah, I'm five three and how.
Speaker 1: Are you again? He's a wounded warrior.
Speaker 2: Girls, so twenty five and you're originally from Milwaukee?
Speaker 1: Okay, Midwest?
Speaker 2: Baby lives in Chicago now, so you can see him
Speaker 2: around the streets.
Speaker 1: What's the nicest thing you've ever done for a woman?
Speaker 4: The nicest thing I've ever done for a woman?
Speaker 3: Yeah, taking a while?
Speaker 6: Yeah, I have no idea. That's I got my mom
Speaker 6: a cooler for Christmas? Nice for what that's for Christmas?
Speaker 1: Like to put what in beer fish?
Speaker 6: That she's a real estate apraiser and so she goes
Speaker 6: on appointments and so she'll go and take like pack lunches.
Speaker 1: That's the nicest thing you've ever done for a woman. Okay, Okay,
Speaker 1: we're going to improve on this.
Speaker 2: I think it's shy and not good at telling himself
Speaker 2: as a as a feminist.
Speaker 1: Icon, but I guess I feel like you really are. Okay,
Speaker 1: what's the next one?
Speaker 4: I used to briefly during COVID, I.
Speaker 1: Had, like you know, I was. I used to and
Speaker 1: briefly a.
Speaker 6: Girlfriend who had a lot of health issues, and so
Speaker 6: I got vaccinated early without doing any research.
Speaker 3: We love.
Speaker 2: He will inject himself. He will inject himself for you, ladies. Okay,
Speaker 2: be afraid, all right, we're gonna walkout. It's fine, it's fine.
Speaker 2: How do you feel about being here?
Speaker 1: Are you nervous? What are your hopes and dreams.
Speaker 4: Honestly, I feel cold. It's pretty cold.
Speaker 1: It's cold. Heat doesn't work, all right, real chick about it. Sorry,
Speaker 1: you're wearing a full Yeah, you lay, You're very you
Speaker 1: look you look pale.
Speaker 2: You look like you're auditioning for Twilight, which I love
Speaker 2: one of my favorite things about Yeah.
Speaker 6: I mean, I was just in Stockholm and the Norwegian
Speaker 6: countries didn't help.
Speaker 4: It's pretty much nocturnal.
Speaker 1: During that were doing stand up in Stockholm.
Speaker 4: Yeah. I just did tour with Ryan.
Speaker 2: Ryan does stand up in Stockholm. Yeah, he did a
Speaker 2: whole international tour. He was just gone for like a
Speaker 2: week and a half or something, two weeks.
Speaker 1: I don't know. TikTok.
Speaker 2: My weekends were born with well, no, this weekend was
Speaker 2: actually really really fun.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Every weekend I was like, where's my body? Yeah, go
Speaker 1: hang out. But yeah, so thank you so much for
Speaker 1: joining us.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: I gotta say this doesn't have a lot of positive
Speaker 1: things to say about people.
Speaker 2: And after she met you, I'm honest, yeah, which is
Speaker 2: great because then I don't got to worry about like,
Speaker 2: is that really what she means?
Speaker 1: Uh huh it is.
Speaker 2: She had such rave reviews about a lot of facets
Speaker 2: of you that I was like, Jesus Christ.
Speaker 1: I don't think I've ever heard talked this positive about
Speaker 1: anybody ever.
Speaker 2: And whatever doesn't know is every moment that we spent
Speaker 2: together in Chicago that you thought was just friendship and
Speaker 2: getting to know each other, I was fucking and the
Speaker 2: lizing you.
Speaker 4: I sensed a little bit when we met in LA
Speaker 4: briefly that well, that was just.
Speaker 2: Me meeting you for the first time, and I was
Speaker 2: completely unsure of who you were. And then I was like, well, you're,
Speaker 2: you know, dating my friend. So I don't know if
Speaker 2: we can say that on air, but I think that.
Speaker 4: We don't mean will Her family is like, we won't say.
Speaker 2: We won't say who it is, but we're going. I
Speaker 2: think it's important to the dynamic. I think it's important
Speaker 2: that people know that you're not single. Yes, yes, yes,
Speaker 2: because these ladies.
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's important.
Speaker 1: I think that's important to know from experience.
Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, just for everyone's sake and harm
Speaker 2: and harmony.
Speaker 6: Yeah okay, okay, okay, yeah, it's more so her family
Speaker 6: than anyone else.
Speaker 2: Okay, And that's judgment there. Oh all right, a little judgment. Well,
Speaker 2: we'll talk about that. We'll work through all your problems.
Speaker 2: This is also for you need therapy from us. You
Speaker 2: got it, You got it. Baby, You're the only man
Speaker 2: we will grant this too in the world. Okay, you're
Speaker 2: the only You are the only man on this planet
Speaker 2: and my who can get advice from Kritinid at any time.
Speaker 1: Okay, anything you charge, not that we charge for it.
Speaker 4: Especially because my schedule, so get ready for that.
Speaker 1: There you go, that's fine. I don't care.
Speaker 2: I told I told Christina all about how we went
Speaker 2: to the we were on the road and I made
Speaker 2: you go to the witch store, and how you were
Speaker 2: so patient, you behaved so witch.
Speaker 1: She's a toddler.
Speaker 2: But yeah, that test, Yeah, yeah it is because if
Speaker 2: if if a guy, guy can have so many reactions
Speaker 2: to a witch store, and it seemed as though yours one.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's really it was the right one. Yeah, I agree.
Speaker 2: See, I think when someone gives you a compliment, then
Speaker 2: you don't have to add in other bad qualities about yourself.
Speaker 2: Because now we could have just sat here thinking that
Speaker 2: he might be good in closed stores too, And now
Speaker 2: we know that if we take you to a closed store,
Speaker 2: you're unhappy to be one of the many valuable lessons
Speaker 2: you and you're gonna come out of here. You're you know,
Speaker 2: you're entered a boy. You're you're leaving a man. All right,
Speaker 2: We'll wait, are you? Is that you just being like
Speaker 2: clinging onto boyhood? Because I know a lot of guys
Speaker 2: in their twenties like that that that actively are like.
Speaker 2: But I don't want to become a man. And that's
Speaker 2: like a thing that's been said to me. And I said, okay,
Speaker 2: well I'm going to leave you for a second. I've
Speaker 2: wanted to become a woman since I was five. Oh okay,
Speaker 2: well that's all. It's a different problem.
Speaker 1: The record, scratch me go. That seems like traumatic.
Speaker 2: Sometimes I say things and I don't know the implications
Speaker 2: of them until I hear it. We go, I'm good anyway,
Speaker 2: I'm sorry. Were you saying something else?
Speaker 4: No, whatever it was, I forgot.
Speaker 1: It, okay, okay, and then we're happy to have you.
Speaker 2: Eric also did explain to he likes Star Wars and
Speaker 2: I said, this was one of my favorite conversations that
Speaker 2: we had over the weekend.
Speaker 1: I said, why do you like.
Speaker 2: Star Wars so much? Men love Star Wars so much?
Speaker 2: And I have tried to understand why imn' like Star
Speaker 2: Wars so much. So I was like, I'm really interested.
Speaker 2: Can you tell me what it is about Star Wars?
Speaker 2: I was like, is there an underlying feet, underlying theme?
Speaker 2: Does it make you feel like connected to man?
Speaker 4: Like?
Speaker 1: What is it? And then you said do you remember
Speaker 1: what you said to me?
Speaker 4: Yeah?
Speaker 6: I was just like I saw the control panels and
Speaker 6: I was like, I kind of want to play with
Speaker 6: all the buttons.
Speaker 1: I've never heard a man say that about Star Wars.
Speaker 2: That was his organic respond to you.
Speaker 6: I love that feel the same way be behind the
Speaker 6: boards and everything.
Speaker 5: Well, I don't think that I ended up behind the
Speaker 5: boards as like a this was like, h this wasn't
Speaker 5: on purpose?
Speaker 3: Was I a control freak? Eric? That's thesue here.
Speaker 5: I mean, yeah, there was cool stuff in Star Wars
Speaker 5: where I was like, it'd be fun to press that button.
Speaker 5: I don't know, but that is a surprising answer.
Speaker 3: I just thought it was.
Speaker 2: That he wanted to push the buttons on the spaceship.
Speaker 2: I thought, what a pure answer, and I said, I
Speaker 2: like this guy.
Speaker 1: I said, this guy can be around. It's gonna be fun. Well, Eric, Freddy, everyone,
Speaker 1: so what we're welcome to it. We're doing it.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and we're doing a you know, follow on Instagram.
Speaker 2: But be fucking class.
Speaker 1: Don't. Don't become class is in a relationship, ladies. And
Speaker 1: uh yeah, well you'll in along the weeks. You'll give
Speaker 1: advice with us.
Speaker 2: Yeah, if you, if you, if you have you know,
Speaker 2: we're gonna we have all these emails. You know, we're
Speaker 2: gonna read today on today's solo episode. And so if you,
Speaker 2: if you have to, if you would like to chime in,
Speaker 2: you just raise Usually Michael raises his hand, so I
Speaker 2: see it, so I know, like, okay, he wants to
Speaker 2: ask something.
Speaker 1: When we're done making the point, we'll call on him.
Speaker 1: So if you want to do that.
Speaker 2: How are you see fit, We'll find our own little
Speaker 2: flow right because welcome to the show. But you know,
Speaker 2: don't forget shut the fuck up. You know, you know
Speaker 2: you're a lesser part of the show than us.
Speaker 4: Yeah, lower classes.
Speaker 5: Yeah the way I said, you're in the band, but
Speaker 5: you didn't found the band.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I'm the triangle player.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, the cow though you're our Spinderella. But less
Speaker 1: he doesn't even get that reference. He's like so young,
Speaker 1: he doesn't even know what that means I really don't.
Speaker 2: Yeah, so you know, so I've heard of them.
Speaker 4: I guess, I guess. I guess A.
Speaker 1: Thousand years old when I just turned to Eric and
Speaker 1: I said, here I go, here, I go here. Girls,
Speaker 1: what's my weakness?
Speaker 2: Man?
Speaker 1: Okay, the chilling chill? Yeah I could. I could do
Speaker 1: the whole thing. I want to take a guy. It's
Speaker 1: the study your business.
Speaker 4: I couldn't continue the song, but I've heard it.
Speaker 2: Okay, Okay, So yeah, they had a third woman who
Speaker 2: they brought on later, and that was Spinderella.
Speaker 3: Okay, they were the O G s.
Speaker 2: Yeah, but people really like Spinderella. Yeah, she's really Mondere
Speaker 2: was cool.
Speaker 6: Yeah, but did they bring her more so to just
Speaker 6: like kind of move the equipment and stuff around.
Speaker 2: No, she was involved, Okay, you carry this artist. Yeah,
Speaker 2: Spinderella was artistically involved.
Speaker 3: I gotta say, this is a fun ROLLO.
Speaker 1: I think so as well.
Speaker 4: You want to just keep hitting.
Speaker 2: Me with yeah that you don't get hell yeahlin Wall.
Speaker 2: When you do sound effects, I would love a sound
Speaker 2: effect for it. And maybe we could play like an
Speaker 2: old sound like an old, like every time we say
Speaker 2: something that he doesn't understand.
Speaker 1: That would be funny.
Speaker 2: Like a band sound effect for every time I want
Speaker 2: a baby or don't want a babby.
Speaker 7: Yeah.
Speaker 2: We thought it would be interesting because you know, Mike
Speaker 2: was closer to our age and we to have someone.
Speaker 1: A lot younger. It's a different perspective. Yah, we thought
Speaker 1: that would be part of it.
Speaker 2: You know how hard it is to find someone who
Speaker 2: whose face is good looking enough to put on camera,
Speaker 2: who's not an idiot but also a man, and who
Speaker 2: can do the technological needs you have. The only answer
Speaker 2: was Eric Freddie and he's very booked. That's why he
Speaker 2: came from Stockholm to New York. Well, I know you
Speaker 2: were in London, but that's why we had That's that's
Speaker 2: what it was.
Speaker 1: Not a lot of choices, Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 3: How does that make you feel? Not a lot of choices?
Speaker 4: No, No, but you are.
Speaker 1: A great choice. No, I'm saying like there was only
Speaker 1: one choice, Mike. Yeah. It was like that. I go,
Speaker 1: we gotta make this work. We've got to make this work.
Speaker 4: So welcome, Well, thank you. I hope that.
Speaker 6: I hope I get even half the approval writings. So
Speaker 6: I feel like this could end up with just like
Speaker 6: a lot of hate.
Speaker 8: It could It could not who knows, who knows, we'll
Speaker 8: see business baby.
Speaker 9: Yeah.
Speaker 2: I mean it also feels a little it feels interesting
Speaker 2: right now, like if do you watch Sister Wives on TLC,
Speaker 2: because it feels like when.
Speaker 1: Are you you're fucking with me?
Speaker 4: I don't watch it.
Speaker 1: Okay, none of that.
Speaker 2: Now, he doesn't have time for TV. He's making dreams
Speaker 2: come true for you. But well, so there's a Mormon
Speaker 2: family and there's this guy, Cody, and he has a.
Speaker 1: Lot of wives, their sisters. Yeah, their sister wives.
Speaker 2: You know the concept of sister wives obviously, and so
Speaker 2: it feels like, you know, every season he'll kind of
Speaker 2: you know, you get the itch and then be like,
Speaker 2: maybe I shouldn't wife.
Speaker 1: God want you to have another wife. It's so weird.
Speaker 1: It feels like we.
Speaker 2: Me and like me, and you are Cody and like Mary,
Speaker 2: like the original wife, and now we've got to bring on.
Speaker 2: We're like auditioning you to be our sister. Wise, that's
Speaker 2: that's food right now.
Speaker 4: Great, I should address.
Speaker 2: Better you dress how you want Listen, you're you're on
Speaker 2: the road to eighty seven days straight. Soea, you know
Speaker 2: that you want to give you comedy works, uh.
Speaker 1: Which is annoying. Like, listen, old, we don't even have that.
Speaker 2: Yeah, what the hell this is like it's like a
Speaker 2: retro design they just remade and they are giving them away.
Speaker 4: If you do the weekends there.
Speaker 1: Well, well maybe one day we'll be back. That had
Speaker 1: a bit of an energy it did.
Speaker 2: It did seem like twenty five year old Eric Freddy
Speaker 2: was bragging place, don't well listen when I'm in Denver
Speaker 2: coincidentally playing playing Lolly's comedy ship, going knocking on the.
Speaker 1: Door of comedy works used to work. I'm gonna walk
Speaker 1: by and I have one.
Speaker 2: I'll purchase it, but just don't tell anyone. And then
Speaker 2: someone walks by and they're like, oh my god, were
Speaker 2: you a guest on trash Tuesday one time?
Speaker 1: It was a long time ago. I heard that, and
Speaker 1: I'm letting I'm letting nik what you say, Let's hear
Speaker 1: it again. We'll figure out the dynamic. That was good
Speaker 1: sas sassy Freddy.
Speaker 2: Every time you come out with sass, I'm just gonna gore.
Speaker 4: I'll get it.
Speaker 6: I'll get that on the board real quick.
Speaker 3: That's your job.
Speaker 2: Now. I'm not I'm on my way out, but yeah,
Speaker 2: this is not gonna be Mikey's last time on the show,
Speaker 2: where we'll do a couple more shows with Mikey.
Speaker 1: So just to kind of like, you know, hold your
Speaker 1: hand through this transition, guys.
Speaker 2: Yeah, we just wanted to give you some assistance because
Speaker 2: we're like this, we know it's gonna be harder.
Speaker 1: For you than it is for us, even though it
Speaker 1: should be harder for us.
Speaker 2: Should our whole studio gonna and samples or not or not?
Speaker 6: Yeah, we'll see or upgraded, who knows. I'm definitely in
Speaker 6: tap these wires to the ground.
Speaker 1: You I would do I dress.
Speaker 6: I'm just saying, no, you could credit if I don't
Speaker 6: tape them down.
Speaker 2: Yeah. Yeah, well we used we used to. You know,
Speaker 2: we used to share a studio.
Speaker 1: With Ryan and Danny. They are not.
Speaker 2: No, that was sarcastic, And so did you go into
Speaker 2: their studio and tape a.
Speaker 1: Bunch of things?
Speaker 4: I never saw there first. I've only been to the
Speaker 4: one that's also in the Yeah.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, well no, that's what I'm saying.
Speaker 2: I'm like, because if you went on to the original one,
Speaker 2: you would have seen what a mess it was.
Speaker 1: This is clean in comparison.
Speaker 3: Yeah, do you guys remember do.
Speaker 5: You remember when we went in there and there they
Speaker 5: had left a bunch of meat in the kitchen, Yes.
Speaker 1: And it smelled like rotting uncooked meat. They had meat
Speaker 1: because a bunch of animals.
Speaker 2: They had a meat sponsor, and they put the meat
Speaker 2: in the freezer. But then the fridge used to make
Speaker 2: noise during recording. They would unplug it and then they
Speaker 2: forgot to they didn't remember to plug it back again.
Speaker 6: That's like, that's what my apartment is going to smell
Speaker 6: like when I get home.
Speaker 1: Nice, We'll you have a roommate. Couldn't he cross the meat?
Speaker 4: Uh, we'll see if he does.
Speaker 1: Men man crazy, can't tame him?
Speaker 3: All right?
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Speaker 1: Night show Gmail job. This subject line's as help.
Speaker 2: My man is taking dick pics and I'm not on
Speaker 2: the receiving end or not. Well, I mean it's they're
Speaker 2: just like for I mean, I have a lot of
Speaker 2: news that are just for me.
Speaker 1: It's cute.
Speaker 5: Well, hold on though, women do that, men do not. Oh,
Speaker 5: my Dick's looking great today. Let me have a picture.
Speaker 1: I'm not raki. Have you ever taken a picture of
Speaker 1: your dick just because it was looking great?
Speaker 2: And also, sorry, can I I have to ask you
Speaker 2: can sign for the duration of your time here, We're
Speaker 2: going to ask you really probing questions.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 2: I could just say no, thank you, but you know
Speaker 2: it's just just we are going to think less of
Speaker 2: you and you know, kind of maybe want to fire you.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean accurate.
Speaker 4: Just for me.
Speaker 6: No, I've never done it, just for me right now? No,
Speaker 6: I feel why I have the I can see whatever
Speaker 6: I want.
Speaker 2: How like a selfie of you, like Knute if you
Speaker 2: were like doing a bunch of sit ups and your
Speaker 2: abs were looking good.
Speaker 1: No, really, he's a model though he was a model.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, you see as a model, So you're a model.
Speaker 2: You have a different relationship with your looks than other people,
Speaker 2: I think because it's like part of your job, so
Speaker 2: you're not looking at it as like score.
Speaker 1: He's like this whole thing.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm sorry, I'm not walking in berbery anymore.
Speaker 1: All right.
Speaker 2: The subject line says, help, my man is taking dick
Speaker 2: pics and I'm not on the receiving end. You guys
Speaker 2: all rock long. Time listener and luminary subscriber. Thank you
Speaker 2: for all the lasts. I genuinely get excited for my
Speaker 2: Friday morning drive to work, and even better when I
Speaker 2: see there's a bonus episode.
Speaker 1: Thank you.
Speaker 2: To give you a brief history, my lover Wan in
Speaker 2: quotes and I have been together for over thirteen years.
Speaker 2: We have two beautiful girls, eight and ten, and more recently,
Speaker 2: we've been making date night a higher priority now that
Speaker 2: our kids are a little more independent and finding a
Speaker 2: babysitter isn't such an ordeal. After dinner and drinks, we've
Speaker 2: been coming home and having great sex.
Speaker 3: Yay.
Speaker 2: During one of these encounters, I gave him a very
Speaker 2: lengthy blow giant.
Speaker 1: I hate that when it takes so long.
Speaker 2: Which I'd like to point out aren't my favorite and
Speaker 2: I normally only give those treats out in two minute intervals.
Speaker 2: I get it, But how does the guy ever come
Speaker 2: if you're doing two minute interval?
Speaker 1: How long are you stopping? Anyway? Well, hopefully should do
Speaker 1: another stuff in between the intervals. Oh, I guess.
Speaker 2: At one point, while going down on him, he's laying
Speaker 2: on his back, I'm straddling his chest, giving him the
Speaker 2: access to continuously play with me. I noticed a flash
Speaker 2: from behind me. Oh, I didn't think too much into
Speaker 2: it because I was drunk and the TV was on.
Speaker 2: After we switch positions, I'm now on my back with
Speaker 2: Gwan going down on me. My eyes are close, but
Speaker 2: I can definitely make out a flash. I start to
Speaker 2: sit up to say something, but I'm immediately met with
Speaker 2: pillow to the face. The alpha male role in that
Speaker 2: moment was kind of hot, so I made the decision
Speaker 2: to have a great orgasm and save the conversation about
Speaker 2: consent for another time.
Speaker 1: It's always good to shelf that.
Speaker 2: Yeah, the next morning details, We'll get to that tomorrow.
Speaker 2: We gotta get you a notepad, so you got to
Speaker 2: write these things down. Shelf consent sentiment, and then I
Speaker 2: put in a circle with an X through that. The
Speaker 2: next morning, I go through his phones pictures and couldn't
Speaker 2: find them. I went through his recently deleted photos and
Speaker 2: could not find them there either.
Speaker 1: Pro private, the private ones hidden hidden. I don't even
Speaker 1: know where those are. I don't know them.
Speaker 2: When he wakes a short while later, I throw his
Speaker 2: phone at him and demand him to delete whatever photos
Speaker 2: were taken because I can't find them.
Speaker 1: With a smile on his face.
Speaker 2: He blamed the alcohol for his newfound interest in directing
Speaker 2: and said he deleted the pictures. End he took and
Speaker 2: said it wouldn't happen again. We both laughed it off,
Speaker 2: but I couldn't get past the fact that I wasn't
Speaker 2: able to lowcate the pictures.
Speaker 1: It was always in the back of my mind.
Speaker 2: Because he deleted them and then he had to delete
Speaker 2: them from his trash if.
Speaker 1: He has an iPhone. I didn't even know that there
Speaker 1: was a fucking trash to delete on my phone.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it deletes after thirty days automatically, so you could
Speaker 2: see some of you know, Eric, did you know about this?
Speaker 4: No?
Speaker 1: Do you have photos in your hidden Well?
Speaker 4: I didn't even know there was a hidden Oh god,
Speaker 4: you guys are amateurs.
Speaker 2: Yeah, like Eric, how how are you going to How
Speaker 2: if you don't know something about the iPhone that one
Speaker 2: of us ladies knows, how.
Speaker 1: Are we gonna do?
Speaker 4: I'm hiring trust you?
Speaker 1: Wow, we trust you. If you don't have hidden photos
Speaker 1: of your ex girlfriends, I trust him.
Speaker 2: If one of us is something technologically that he did,
Speaker 2: it doesn't that's the whole point.
Speaker 1: Maybe that's an old person thing hidden great first depression.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I mean the nudes like the first girlfriend that
Speaker 4: I had.
Speaker 1: Oh, I thought you.
Speaker 2: My nudes went out the door as a con scept
Speaker 2: like for gen Z and I my heart almost saying eat.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna say, what body like sending people now notes?
Speaker 2: Yeah, like I send a nude to a to a
Speaker 2: twenty five year old and he's like, oh, grandma, grandma news.
Speaker 1: I only like clothes.
Speaker 4: Pictures, and it's like generate an image of.
Speaker 1: Oh that's a good idea.
Speaker 3: I love that.
Speaker 2: I love to So a couple of weeks ago by
Speaker 2: and I looked through his pictures to see if any
Speaker 2: nudes of myself a pure well, I'm snooping. I come
Speaker 2: across a dick pic of himself. My immediate reaction was
Speaker 2: to smother him with a pillow because I didn't receive
Speaker 2: this picture.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and who the fuck did?
Speaker 2: The next day, when I asked him about it, he
Speaker 2: laughed and said he took it because he needed to
Speaker 2: get a closer look at an ingrown hair.
Speaker 1: Okay, I actually believe that.
Speaker 3: I actually believe that too.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but was it was his cock card? That's that's
Speaker 1: that's that's the difference in tone. Was his dick hard
Speaker 1: or was it soft?
Speaker 3: He was hard?
Speaker 10: Oh?
Speaker 2: One, yeah, okay, I let that slide and express my
Speaker 2: feelings on the subject and said, if I see another
Speaker 2: dick pic on her phone that I don't receive myself quote,
Speaker 2: I will punch you in the face.
Speaker 1: Sounds healthy.
Speaker 2: This obviously was an empty threat, but I wanted to
Speaker 2: add to the dramatic flair to emphasize my anger. I
Speaker 2: like that, she's like, just like going to hurt me.
Speaker 2: She completely excused herself. Can you imagine if we got
Speaker 2: an email from a guy like a girl that was
Speaker 2: like my boyfriend and said, punch you in the face
Speaker 2: if I find another nude Oh okay, normal? Now here
Speaker 2: we are weeks later and the dumb bitch came out
Speaker 2: of me and I went through his pictures again and
Speaker 2: what do I find? A picture of his hard dick
Speaker 2: next to a remote control?
Speaker 3: Oh?
Speaker 1: Comparing sizes? Yeah? But for who? Not for you, girl?
Speaker 2: I mean, unless he has like I know, like guys
Speaker 2: do kind of do homoor erotic stuff like this, like
Speaker 2: I know men who like exchange in a group text
Speaker 2: like porn stuff and it feels very weird.
Speaker 3: Well, I.
Speaker 1: Can't mean him.
Speaker 2: It feels weird, though I'm not like their own porn,
Speaker 2: like girl porn right like I would say, like if
Speaker 2: you both, I guess if you're into something very specific
Speaker 2: and your friend is also into that, i'd like, bro,
Speaker 2: I got this video of this girl with a butterfly
Speaker 2: in her nose while she's jerking off or something.
Speaker 1: I don't know what. It feels weird.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I don't know, so stick next to her remote control.
Speaker 2: I'm so confused, convinced there's another chick he's sending these too.
Speaker 2: But when I think about it, he really doesn't have
Speaker 2: the time or money.
Speaker 1: So you don't need money to cheat. Damn, you don't
Speaker 1: any money to cheat. But that's a sick ass bird.
Speaker 2: He's home every night, work six days a week, and
Speaker 2: we even moved in with my in laws to save
Speaker 2: for our dream home. My next thought is he's uploading
Speaker 2: images to some kind of app for god knows what
Speaker 2: kind of gain. When confronting him, I even asked him
Speaker 2: if it was some kind of OnlyFans thing.
Speaker 1: Keep in mind, I'm not very tech savvy.
Speaker 2: I don't have social media except the Instagram account I
Speaker 2: created to follow my favorite podcast. Thanks girl, Thank you,
Speaker 2: we're just assuming it's us. Yeah, right, call her daddy.
Speaker 2: Fuck it's Alex Cooper, he denied, but I insisted by saying,
Speaker 2: you need a photographer. I'll only take a small cut,
Speaker 2: trying to like how flirt you are with this.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 2: I like how you're like really pissed and you're like
Speaker 2: I'm gonna punch in the face, but you're also like
Speaker 2: cute about it.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I like that.
Speaker 2: Trying to take the weight off the uncomfortable topic just
Speaker 2: to get some answers. He warmed up and started to
Speaker 2: admit the photos were taken for an ego boost and
Speaker 2: not intended for anyone. An ego boost for just yourself.
Speaker 2: How do you get an ego boost for just yourself?
Speaker 2: Don't you have to have the reaction of somebody else
Speaker 2: to get that ego boost? Well, Eric just pointed at
Speaker 2: me during this like, yeah, like a knowing, like if
Speaker 2: you would get that you believe this guy.
Speaker 6: No, I guess it could be like an out of
Speaker 6: an insecurity kind of thing, because like there's a lot
Speaker 6: of dudes who do have insecurities about size.
Speaker 2: So it's just like but they've been together, they have
Speaker 2: an eight year old in the ten year old child, like,
Speaker 2: I just think he doesn't feel the thrill. Well, I
Speaker 2: think he maybe feels sexually invisible to other women and
Speaker 2: he needs to do something about him.
Speaker 6: Yeah, that's what I was gonna say. It's like the
Speaker 6: Patrese salmon joke. You know I'm talking about maybe I shouldn't.
Speaker 2: You can tell us, tell us the comedian. Yeah, we
Speaker 2: we can do. We can do any comedians. We share
Speaker 2: all comedians things. We're comedians first women, second true tell
Speaker 2: us the joke, though I don't know off the top
Speaker 2: of my head, and a.
Speaker 4: Choice, butcher I can do.
Speaker 5: The joke is that he basically says that when men
Speaker 5: get involved with women, they they have to remind themselves
Speaker 5: that they're still like fishermen, because women will say, like,
Speaker 5: once you.
Speaker 2: Having women work with men is like having a grizzly
Speaker 2: bear work with salmon dripped in honey.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I remember that bit.
Speaker 6: Later in the joke, he's it's pretty much like, uh yeah,
Speaker 6: the fisherman thing, where it's like, uh, is he going
Speaker 6: to lose uh, like kind of like the chemistry that
Speaker 6: he had initially in the relationship right with the woman
Speaker 6: if he is no longer like, uh, not available.
Speaker 4: But like attractive to other women because know what.
Speaker 2: I mean, Well, Michael has said something that has showed
Speaker 2: me to the bones still on this podcast. He didn't
Speaker 2: said it that long ago. That is the last thing
Speaker 2: a guy wants to fuck is his girlfriend. Yes, I'm
Speaker 2: really still upset about it.
Speaker 5: But if you, if you have any doubts, they should
Speaker 5: be confirmed that they that men are are not once
Speaker 5: you are with some of women, it's like it's homework.
Speaker 1: I don't think Eric feels that way. I know fucking
Speaker 1: them is homework.
Speaker 2: It's like something I'm going to ask my boyfriend if
Speaker 2: he feels that way about me tonight, and if he does,
Speaker 2: the Christina, I'm going to You're going to actually ask
Speaker 2: you as a friend not to because that's going to
Speaker 2: make anything worse.
Speaker 1: What I think that's a very bad I'm asking me
Speaker 1: is a chore. I think that's one of your worst ideas. Well,
Speaker 1: then how do I find out? Not by asking directly.
Speaker 3: Christina, there's nothing to find out. I'm confirming I'm.
Speaker 1: A single now. I hate that. I hate.
Speaker 3: I'm sorry.
Speaker 2: It makes me never want to be in a relationship
Speaker 2: ever again. Finally I got through the woman no so
Speaker 2: on YouTube. Some of the guys in the comments were
Speaker 2: going after Mike for that. Okay, thank you, and they
Speaker 2: said I love fucking my girlfriend. And then their girlfriend
Speaker 2: liked it and said, yes, good.
Speaker 3: Boy, right exactly.
Speaker 1: That's why you get a treat tonight. He's in You're
Speaker 1: getting lasagna.
Speaker 3: Making sure your girlfriends Garfield.
Speaker 2: Every man is Garfield. Okay, now I want Lazanya all right?
Speaker 2: Now here we are? Uh so, what's happening here? There's
Speaker 2: so much going on to see me and now we're here.
Speaker 2: A few weeks later, the dumb bitch of me went
Speaker 2: through the pictures again. What do I find a picture of?
Speaker 2: Was hard deck test? The remal control?
Speaker 1: Uh oh, these photos were an ego boost. This is
Speaker 1: where we were.
Speaker 3: Okay.
Speaker 1: He trying to take the weight off the uncomfortable situation.
Speaker 3: Okay.
Speaker 2: He warmed up and started to admit the photos were
Speaker 2: taken for an ego boast boost and not intended for anyone.
Speaker 2: So my question questions do you believe this?
Speaker 1: Number One? Yeah, it could be personally.
Speaker 2: I don't take a lot of photos, and if I do,
Speaker 2: it's usually of my kids, So I can't relate. Okay, yeah,
Speaker 2: I can't relate to there do some straight guys really
Speaker 2: take nudes to gain self assurance? Or is this guy
Speaker 2: a cheating creep you've been with him here?
Speaker 1: And lastly, where on an iPhone can my nudes be?
Speaker 2: Hitden on the hidden album? Girl in the Hidden Album
Speaker 2: and hit it? But you know what the hidden album
Speaker 2: If you're going to access it on somebody else's phone,
Speaker 2: you need a password or their face.
Speaker 1: She says. I feel like I can't go to T
Speaker 1: mobile with this issue.
Speaker 2: And don't be one of those crazy women who when
Speaker 2: your boyfriend sleeping, holds it up to his fucking face.
Speaker 2: Don't be that first well, I never thought to do that.
Speaker 1: Movies and TV shows is that? But if you.
Speaker 2: Really think something's happening and he's sworn away and I
Speaker 2: shouldn't have given this one that info, I'm not gonna
Speaker 2: do it.
Speaker 1: I'm just saying I never thought of that. I think
Speaker 1: of that sound. I'm not going to do it. But
Speaker 1: if I did it, I would do her.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, okay, wow melowtonin in my boyfriend's day.
Speaker 1: I would never. I would never, Oh I was I
Speaker 1: would you? No?
Speaker 2: No, no, it's way too stressful to snoop like snooping
Speaker 2: the other thing about snooping is like, I totally get it.
Speaker 2: It's not it's not good, it's not healthy. But if
Speaker 2: you snoop like it is so stressful, like just so
Speaker 2: especially when you get caught like you, I know.
Speaker 1: And you get caught so much stressful.
Speaker 5: If you get caught and you're wrong, you should be dumped.
Speaker 5: It should you shouldn't be You shouldn't get away with snooping.
Speaker 5: In my opinion, Well.
Speaker 1: You weren't wrong about some fun stuff. Jesus Christ can't
Speaker 1: anything presses crying. No, I wasn't.
Speaker 2: I wasn't snooping. I happened to be helping him clean
Speaker 2: stuff out. And then I saw my name in a journal, and.
Speaker 1: Then and the journal just kind of came open.
Speaker 2: The first time I said no and I cam, you
Speaker 2: didn't see that, And then the second time I was like,
Speaker 2: I got yeah. My favorite part of this story is
Speaker 2: that you got caught not once but twice in the
Speaker 2: same sitting.
Speaker 1: That's so funny. That's so funny.
Speaker 5: That is invasive, but that is not as bad as
Speaker 5: going through somebody's phone. That to me, is unforgivable. If
Speaker 5: you're not doing anything funky, Well.
Speaker 2: It's disrespectful because but I understand, and I've been in situations. Look,
Speaker 2: I have been in situations where I'm like, this, motherfucker
Speaker 2: ain't gonna tell me, Not with my partner, not with
Speaker 2: like a long term partner. But I've been with partners.
Speaker 2: I'm like, you're not gonna tell me. And I'm like,
Speaker 2: the only way I would ever find out the thing
Speaker 2: that I know is true, and I just want to
Speaker 2: rub it in your face, to be honest and be
Speaker 2: like I know you're wrong, it would be just noop.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 3: But she didn't find anything.
Speaker 2: No, she didn't find any Right, did I miss that? No,
Speaker 2: she didn't, she didn't. I mean she found a picture
Speaker 2: of his dick and she was like, what is this for?
Speaker 2: Which is controlling and nosy?
Speaker 5: Like some if a woman that I was with came
Speaker 5: up to me, like when I woke up and threw
Speaker 5: the phone at me and said.
Speaker 1: That's terrible, where's the pictures that you took?
Speaker 3: Or bla blah blah blah blah, I'd be I mean.
Speaker 2: You got like, like writer, you've been together for thirteen years,
Speaker 2: and I kind of hope he's cheating and I hope
Speaker 2: you are.
Speaker 1: Too, hope you're both getting pieces on the show.
Speaker 2: It's like, what, yeah, like, yeah, thirteen years in, you're
Speaker 2: both well I'm looking at the picture.
Speaker 1: You both seem pretty hot and young looking. Yeah, hot
Speaker 1: and young and.
Speaker 2: So yeah, I I I hope you're getting that dick girl. Yeah,
Speaker 2: you're super hot and.
Speaker 1: He's super hot too. No, I mean I'm joking.
Speaker 2: I say, I hope you're cheating. Obviously it's like something
Speaker 2: to talk about, but that's what they look like.
Speaker 8: I just feel like, you know, like what, like if
Speaker 8: it's any guy, you would know and like I don't know, so,
Speaker 8: say he did send a dick pic to another woman,
Speaker 8: but it's not even anything he's acting on sexually, Like
Speaker 8: it's not great, but like maybe you need to have
Speaker 8: a conversation about like where you are at in the relationship.
Speaker 2: It's just like, do you feel like this is mundane?
Speaker 2: Do you feel like you want to feel wanted by
Speaker 2: other women?
Speaker 4: Like?
Speaker 1: How can let's talk this out and figure out how
Speaker 1: can we.
Speaker 2: Both get all of these things and then still work
Speaker 2: within the moral boundaries of this relationship that we can.
Speaker 1: That we both agreed on.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, yeah, because it's just possible getting an email
Speaker 2: about a mysterious dick pic in a thirteen year relationship
Speaker 2: that feels off about it. It just feels like it's
Speaker 2: not like it's not a big enough thing if you've
Speaker 2: made it thirteen years. I don't see how this dick
Speaker 2: pic next to a remote control that wasn't sent to
Speaker 2: you also to break the whole thing apart. Also, I
Speaker 2: got to say, assessing the facts here, thirteen year relationship,
Speaker 2: you have an eight year old and a ten year
Speaker 2: old and you're still having like this fun sex.
Speaker 1: There's yeah, guys, you don't break up.
Speaker 2: Yeah, figure it out. Yeah, you can go the distance
Speaker 2: you have. You already have next subject line? Am I
Speaker 2: breaking girl code? Or is my friend being a dumb bitch?
Speaker 2: Or am I being.
Speaker 1: The dumb bitch? We shall see, Hey, ladies and Mike
Speaker 1: and Eric. But she didn't know that yet. You already know.
Speaker 2: I love the show, been a loyal fucker since I
Speaker 2: was sixteen.
Speaker 1: And I'm now twenty five. You are my daughter, and
Speaker 1: surely credit we can do with raising me.
Speaker 2: So I hope I'm not disappointing you with this zable
Speaker 2: It shit happens, girls. Okay, backstory has a lot of
Speaker 2: moving parts, but I have faith that you two can
Speaker 2: piece them together from this email, so let's go.
Speaker 1: Oh good. I was hoping I would get something I
Speaker 1: could piece together.
Speaker 2: My best friend, who we will call Anna, used to
Speaker 2: work with this guy let's call him Jack.
Speaker 1: Oh, he sounds hot.
Speaker 2: Jack and I used to go to high school together.
Speaker 2: So we go back farther than Anna and I do.
Speaker 2: We all moved to the same city back in.
Speaker 3: As an accident, I'm sorry, my hand hit the microphone.
Speaker 1: That was Mike, not Eric, for the record. Lets the
Speaker 1: record show.
Speaker 2: We all moved to the same city back in twenty nineteen,
Speaker 2: all of us moving for work.
Speaker 1: I'm sorry, Do you want to pause the show so
Speaker 1: you could say something?
Speaker 3: They just stopped like there was like a gunshot in
Speaker 3: the room or something.
Speaker 1: Because it's funnier.
Speaker 4: I thought, honestly thought.
Speaker 2: I wouldn't put it past you, Michael, All of us
Speaker 2: this is there's no farting allowed in this studio. Got
Speaker 2: if I a rip one on command, I fucking would, Okay,
Speaker 2: all of us, If you Eric, you have to leave
Speaker 2: the room.
Speaker 1: Yeah, please, parts are very fam weird to have oxygen
Speaker 1: masks on. Next time we could come in and ask mathod.
Speaker 2: Okay, sorry, back to your email. We all moved to
Speaker 2: the same city back in twenty nineteen. Okay, so Anna,
Speaker 2: this guy Jack got it, all of us moving for work,
Speaker 2: but myself for a different job. To clarify, we didn't
Speaker 2: move together. It just kind of all happened within a
Speaker 2: few months of each other. She caught feelings for Jack,
Speaker 2: but he never reciprocated those feelings and told her that
Speaker 2: even though he knew she liked him, he never saw
Speaker 2: anything long term with her.
Speaker 1: Nic I'd like to get that in the letter. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I like you, but you're.
Speaker 2: Not cool enough for me to want to date. In
Speaker 2: twenty twenty, Jack spra is great. In twenty twenty, Jack
Speaker 2: experienced a really bad concussion and had to move back
Speaker 2: to our home city so he was able to get
Speaker 2: the care and support he needed through friends and family.
Speaker 1: Fast forward to New Year's Eve twenty twenty three.
Speaker 2: Anna has a boyfriend who she's been with for a
Speaker 2: year now and lives with him, which I told her
Speaker 2: was a bad idea, but whatever, She's an adult and
Speaker 2: can make her own decisions.
Speaker 1: That's correct.
Speaker 2: Being cut off from the world for a few years,
Speaker 2: Jack is now recovering and even better, and is a
Speaker 2: little flirtatious in nature.
Speaker 1: I know there's this going in nature in and of himself.
Speaker 2: It's always good when guy gets concussed and then wants
Speaker 2: to fuck you.
Speaker 1: That's that would make me feel good.
Speaker 2: Yeah, girls, that's something you thought about until Corene just
Speaker 2: said that right now, giving you the truth.
Speaker 1: So Anna takes this opportunity to send him nudes. Oh
Speaker 1: I didn't see that coming.
Speaker 2: Anna takes this opportunity to send him nudes because her
Speaker 2: boyfriend was being shitty. Oh, that's mature and that's something
Speaker 2: I would do. She planned on breaking up with him anyway.
Speaker 2: Imagine my surprise when a week later she decided she
Speaker 2: was going to try and make it work again. Jack
Speaker 2: is now talking with me, and I truly do like
Speaker 2: talking to him. However, since I know my friend liked
Speaker 2: him so much, I set of no nudes, no hardcore flirting,
Speaker 2: and only innocent conversation boundary with him. That's gonna make
Speaker 2: you want to fuck him more girl, as I know
Speaker 2: how much my friend liked him before.
Speaker 1: Also, does he know that?
Speaker 2: Does he know that he's wasting his time on friendship
Speaker 2: and then don't like that?
Speaker 1: I feel as though this is toxic masculinity.
Speaker 3: Guys, I'm on my way out come on.
Speaker 11: Revealed asking for you, do you have any friends who
Speaker 11: are girls? Have you ever fed them or thought about
Speaker 11: sucking them?
Speaker 4: I thought about them.
Speaker 1: Yeah, just okay, thank you, thank you. It comes comes
Speaker 1: with the territory, just.
Speaker 3: Comes in my mind.
Speaker 10: I can't hands up well natural, yes, okay, but like,
Speaker 10: do you actually like value them as friends and like
Speaker 10: think of them more as as more than a vessel to.
Speaker 3: Yeah, burden.
Speaker 6: There's never any any like intention on like acting. It's
Speaker 6: more just intrusive thought kind of thing.
Speaker 1: So you're basically basically I never laughed hard on the podcast.
Speaker 5: I think it's so funny to describe it as an
Speaker 5: intrusive thought.
Speaker 1: Well, it does seem to be intrusive.
Speaker 5: With the way suicidal people think about killing themselves thought.
Speaker 3: You can't stop it.
Speaker 1: I think we're workshopping a bit here, and he doesn't
Speaker 1: stand up, so you can take it.
Speaker 2: Yeah, can I continue?
Speaker 3: I'm just kidding.
Speaker 2: I feel as though he not only needs a friend
Speaker 2: after being stuck away from the world for two years,
Speaker 2: but he also needs.
Speaker 1: To be reintegrated back into society.
Speaker 2: Jack tells me he has really enjoyed talking to me
Speaker 2: and wants to explore where this could go. I tell
Speaker 2: him I'm open to it as long as it doesn't
Speaker 2: hurt Anna in the long run, as I do value
Speaker 2: our friendship and wouldn't want to hurt her.
Speaker 1: It's one hundred percent got hurt her. Yeah, and you
Speaker 1: don't give a shit. You're just trying to because you
Speaker 1: know you should. That's my assessment.
Speaker 2: Anna came over for dinner a few nights ago and
Speaker 2: I kind of kind of touched upon what Jack was thinking.
Speaker 2: And she tells me she would be hurt if I
Speaker 2: if anything happened between us.
Speaker 1: She cannot call. She can't call on Jack.
Speaker 2: I mean, the thing is like she kind of already
Speaker 2: did years ago, but then then he then he said
Speaker 2: I'm not interested. Then it's not nice, especially because Anna,
Speaker 2: because this the writer said, she was like not interested
Speaker 2: in this guy.
Speaker 9: Right.
Speaker 2: It's so it just seems it seems like a lot
Speaker 2: of unnecessary drama. Yeah. Yeah, uh so, I tell her
Speaker 2: I understand, and that's why I set that boundary in
Speaker 2: the first place with Jack. Jack sends Anna a message
Speaker 2: unknowingly that her and I had already had a conversation,
Speaker 2: essentially asking for permission to explore things with me. Oh,
Speaker 2: interesting timing, and she responds with a don't ever talk
Speaker 2: to me again. Screenshots of said conversation will be attached,
Speaker 2: as well.
Speaker 1: As a few others.
Speaker 2: Of course, Jesus Christ, I'm curious to know more about
Speaker 2: Anna because like, what's really behind this reaction?
Speaker 1: There's something a little bit bigger. I'm guessing Anna's ugly.
Speaker 2: I mean, I guess, but like if like usually people
Speaker 2: like have friends that are like the kind of a
Speaker 2: similar amount of as they are, you know, not like
Speaker 2: too far off for the most part, right, maybe not,
Speaker 2: I have a spectrum, right, Yeah, Anna now expects me
Speaker 2: to never talk to him again. That's unfair. And despite
Speaker 2: the fact that she's in a relationship. Yeah, that's the
Speaker 2: other thing.
Speaker 1: Best you have a man.
Speaker 2: But I get the fact that, like she liked this
Speaker 2: guy Jack, Jack didn't reject her, He just wasn't interested
Speaker 2: in her, And so maybe the writer going out with
Speaker 2: Jack is like a poke.
Speaker 1: But I'm like, that's just that.
Speaker 2: Then you're leading your life based off of your insecurity,
Speaker 2: which is like it just seems like where do you live?
Speaker 2: That are these the only two men in town? True,
Speaker 2: that's a very true, but every email man is that
Speaker 2: is of this nature. I go, where do you live
Speaker 2: that there's this kind of a man shortage.
Speaker 1: Totally.
Speaker 2: There is always a sense of urgency that begs the
Speaker 2: question of are there other men in the area, and
Speaker 2: the answer is always yes. I was literally you just
Speaker 2: got to look basically on a date with two men
Speaker 2: at the same time.
Speaker 1: I was so excited and there were two people. That
Speaker 1: was very interesting. Damn's awesome. I was so happy for you.
Speaker 2: Anna now expects Peter never talked him again, despite the
Speaker 2: fact that she's in a relationship and Jack told her
Speaker 2: he didn't want anything long term with three years ago.
Speaker 2: He told her he'd fuck her. Oh wow, shut up, Jack,
Speaker 2: just keep that to yourself. Obviously, he's a guy and
Speaker 2: she's got big tits.
Speaker 1: Cool.
Speaker 2: I don't know, but that's not at all what she
Speaker 2: wants from him. I really don't like the way Anna
Speaker 2: has been speaking to either of us. You know, I
Speaker 2: don't either, coming out of the situation. It's probably her
Speaker 2: insecurity is talking. To be honest, people can tend to
Speaker 2: be a little nasty when they're speaking from their insecurities.
Speaker 1: That was me.
Speaker 2: Okay, back to the email, however, I know it's coming
Speaker 2: from a place of hurt. Yes, doesn't mean it doesn't
Speaker 2: irritate me a little bit. Am I right to think
Speaker 2: Anna is being unreasonable with her request to cut off
Speaker 2: for request for me to cut off all contact with Jack?
Speaker 4: Yes?
Speaker 2: Or should I actually do it to preserve the feelings
Speaker 2: of my breast friend? See this is the thing she
Speaker 2: considers Anna to be her best friends fucking do that?
Speaker 2: But but you also wouldn't You wouldn't like go out
Speaker 2: of your way to fuck a guy you weren't interested in.
Speaker 1: Who is the only guy you or your best friend
Speaker 1: has had a crush on. That's true, that's true. Everyone
Speaker 1: in this email sucks.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, yah, yeah, yea yeah yeah, that's that's so
Speaker 2: often right, I go, I hate everyone in the email? Uh,
Speaker 2: what does one do in this situation? I mean, she's
Speaker 2: not wrong, since no grow man wants to be your friend. However,
Speaker 2: conversations between us has been very not sexual.
Speaker 1: But it's obviously going there.
Speaker 2: So it's like you're You're like, you don't even seem
Speaker 2: that interested. But you're like, but why can't the fact
Speaker 2: that you can't can't here? Here? Here's what's happened. I'm
Speaker 2: gonna pull the curtain of magic out of the way
Speaker 2: real quick. You want to fuck him more because you
Speaker 2: can't fuck him.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's it, that's all it is. Got another point
Speaker 1: from Eric affair.
Speaker 2: When you are having an affair or there is cheating
Speaker 2: and any of the two people's ends of the sex,
Speaker 2: the sex is always hotter. I don't make the rules,
Speaker 2: I just understand them, and that's that's that's just the
Speaker 2: nature of the game. So that's probably why there's a
Speaker 2: bigger sense of urgency or like kind of like you
Speaker 2: want to have sex with him way more because you shouldn't,
Speaker 2: and that makes you want to fuck him more. That's
Speaker 2: just the tales oldest time. She has a boyfriend and
Speaker 2: we live in different cities. So I'm really failing to
Speaker 2: see why I shouldn't be able to at least talk
Speaker 2: to the guy because.
Speaker 1: You're not just talking to him about a friendship.
Speaker 2: You're talking to him with both of you thinking that
Speaker 2: it could turn into something bigger.
Speaker 1: And again, like you already be established.
Speaker 2: You don't do that out of your way to fuck
Speaker 2: a guy that you weren't even interested in. That is
Speaker 2: like has had this overwhelming effect on your best friend.
Speaker 1: Like, I just don't see the point. What is the
Speaker 1: point Anna, to myself.
Speaker 2: When you're an adult and to and to prove yourself innocent,
Speaker 2: you need to send a series of screenshots of text messages.
Speaker 2: You did something very wrong, and that's that's rules to
Speaker 2: live by. Okay, So it's crazy. So this is Anna.
Speaker 2: This is a screenshot of what Anna said to you.
Speaker 2: Anna says, what are your thoughts about this? What do
Speaker 2: you want to do? The writer says, I like talking
Speaker 2: to him, but I'm also willing, not willing to ruin
Speaker 2: our friendship over a boy. And then you are though, yeah,
Speaker 2: because he said, Anna says, yeah, And he's not my
Speaker 2: he's not boyfriend worthy, so it's it's because he doesn't
Speaker 2: like her.
Speaker 1: So it's not like I'm stopping love. But I also, oh,
Speaker 1: that's an interest.
Speaker 2: That's interesting, so that Anna's assuming that, like nothing's gonna
Speaker 2: come of it anyway. Yeah, And but I also want
Speaker 2: to tell you to stop, don't.
Speaker 1: I also don't want to tell you to stop because
Speaker 1: that feels wrong.
Speaker 2: I just feel like there's too much history, even if
Speaker 2: it was delusion history, and she goes, and that's okay, thanks,
Speaker 2: did he say anything?
Speaker 1: He sent me a screenshot of what you sent Okay,
Speaker 1: I got it, got it, got it? Okay, this is Jay.
Speaker 2: Anna acknowledges that the relationship between her and Jack never
Speaker 2: really existed and she was delusional.
Speaker 1: I do like that. That's good. That's good. Makes me
Speaker 1: believe in Anna more. Yeah, that's good.
Speaker 3: Okay.
Speaker 1: Uh And then the guy and the guy.
Speaker 2: When Jack was texting Anna, he said, I hope you're
Speaker 2: doing well.
Speaker 1: I just wanted to my curt Is back.
Speaker 3: Did you hear that on the microphone?
Speaker 2: I heard you go ooh. I wouldn't hurt anything had
Speaker 2: you not gone.
Speaker 3: Oh.
Speaker 1: Now, Eric, I know you had some back issues last
Speaker 1: time I saw you. Are you got back?
Speaker 4: That gives me some Uh, that gives me some leeway.
Speaker 1: Yeah, farting is nothing, man.
Speaker 3: I something cracked in my back and i'd hurt.
Speaker 6: I'm sorry. I got happens to me all the time.
Speaker 6: I was on a plane yesterday. I was curled up
Speaker 6: on two seats like a like a dog at the
Speaker 6: foot of a bed.
Speaker 3: Is this what the listeners want? Old nan talk?
Speaker 4: Yeah?
Speaker 2: Okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, damn sorry, everyone shut the
Speaker 2: funk up. So I continue reading the screenshot of.
Speaker 1: This text message from Jack to Anna.
Speaker 2: Actually cry, don't pick up for are me? Christina came
Speaker 2: home from the club with you guys to fucking and
Speaker 2: they like each other better than us, and we're just
Speaker 2: we fall asleep and they do dress together each other's costumes.
Speaker 1: Okay, So, but this is the text that Jack sent
Speaker 1: to Anna.
Speaker 2: This is interesting, uh, because he liked the writer. I
Speaker 2: hope you are doing well. I just wanted to be
Speaker 2: open and honest with you about something I hope you
Speaker 2: can understand. I genuinely like the writer of this email,
Speaker 2: and I have and I have for a while now
Speaker 2: because it was so my turned into love.
Speaker 1: I would like to get to know he likes her.
Speaker 1: She doesn't like him.
Speaker 2: She just likes that he likes her well, I which,
Speaker 2: believe me, blieve there's been some cold januaries where.
Speaker 1: I go, oh, here's some guy.
Speaker 2: I would like to get to know her and potentially
Speaker 2: be intimate with her too. All with this being said,
Speaker 2: I just wanted to make sure that everything would be
Speaker 2: still cool between you and this girl and between you
Speaker 2: and I, because I take I care for you and
Speaker 2: your friendship with her and our friendship with each other.
Speaker 2: And then that was a really nice thing to say,
Speaker 2: and then the girl Anna says, we're done being friends,
Speaker 2: don't contact me, Like this is all Dramanna's got a
Speaker 2: chip on her shoulders and well, huge titties. She does
Speaker 2: have hu huge knockers.
Speaker 1: Meet a big big titties.
Speaker 2: Yeah, he's got some big titties. Yeah, your tits aren't
Speaker 2: everything though you're both really attractive.
Speaker 1: But like, the thing is it seems like Jack is
Speaker 1: a sweet boy.
Speaker 2: He's yeah, and I do like that message that he said,
Speaker 2: But it seems like the writer is kind of like
Speaker 2: a bad girl and Anna is more like a good girl.
Speaker 2: And I feel like the bad like the writer is
Speaker 2: going to destroy Jack. This is not gonna work. I
Speaker 2: can tell my the pictures. He's got to be a
Speaker 2: boy letter. He's a sweet boy, and she just likes
Speaker 2: the writer. I feel like you just like how much
Speaker 2: Jack makes you, but think like is that enough to
Speaker 2: throw away your entire what I'm not even saying like
Speaker 2: Anna is being unreasonable, but like, is is it.
Speaker 1: Enough to ruin the entire friendship?
Speaker 2: Because you just right for Jack of right, right, right,
Speaker 2: it's a big part. You had ample opportunity to develop
Speaker 2: a question on him, like you know he was in
Speaker 2: your he was in your space already, like I just
Speaker 2: don't see you, Like why you have to go out
Speaker 2: of your way to explore something.
Speaker 1: And even if your friend is many reasonable, What is
Speaker 1: the what is the part? What is this? What is
Speaker 1: this thing that happens when you don't think and this happened?
Speaker 1: This is a human thing. It's not a man thing.
Speaker 1: It's not a woman. Well maybe it's a woman.
Speaker 2: Thing, because I see you a lot more. This doesn't
Speaker 2: happened to me. I know you're about to talk like
Speaker 2: when you were and you're like, oh, they're okay, and.
Speaker 1: Then someone's like, no, they're really hot and you're like, oh,
Speaker 1: maybe they're really hot. I don't have that.
Speaker 2: You have that very badly, actually, and I don't. I
Speaker 2: don't really have that because I look people.
Speaker 8: I don't.
Speaker 2: I often don't look into people, and I always brush
Speaker 2: people off. And then somebody's saying they're hot reminds me
Speaker 2: to like take a second and go actually look at them.
Speaker 1: I was just going, I was just give him a
Speaker 1: fly by opinion.
Speaker 2: I I The most similar thing I had to that
Speaker 2: was girls in high school, like popular girls. I assumed
Speaker 2: that they must be popular because they were hot and
Speaker 2: so I convinced myself that really unattractive women were hot.
Speaker 2: But this was in high school, because I go, I
Speaker 2: guess my eyes just don't work, because I was like,
Speaker 2: this woman actually looks like a monster to me, but
Speaker 2: I guess she's hot.
Speaker 1: Like that's like the real stuff I had.
Speaker 2: Yeah, And then I I remember asking even like Paula,
Speaker 2: Like I remember being like, was like, was this person
Speaker 2: this person, this person hot? And she goes no, corn,
Speaker 2: And I go, oh, but then why were they polished?
Speaker 2: I don't know, bitch, And I was like, they were
Speaker 2: like really unattracted. She goes, yeah, yeah, no, there are
Speaker 2: a lot of unattractive popular kids in my school, but
Speaker 2: there are also a lot of attractive so yeah, you know,
Speaker 2: it's not the it's not the looks. I thought, well
Speaker 2: that that's obviously if you're he's doning, you're gonna be
Speaker 2: popular only the branding, but not necessarily Like paul is
Speaker 2: really pretty and she's gorgeous.
Speaker 1: Well, she wasn't popular. She was unpopular, right.
Speaker 2: I guess I'm more thinking of the like the girls
Speaker 2: in my high school that were like really gorgeous and
Speaker 2: meaned in you know, did she was she like an
Speaker 2: undercover hot, like she is physically very gorgeous she always
Speaker 2: has did she kind of down modest, not down but modest. Yeah, yeah, yeah, Yeah,
Speaker 2: she's a classy. She's a classy broad. But anyway, writer, Uh.
Speaker 1: Do we give her advice? Am I being unreasonable? Okay?
Speaker 2: Am I right to think Anna is being unreasonable with
Speaker 2: her request for me to cut off all contact with
Speaker 2: Jack or should I really do it to preserve with it? Yes,
Speaker 2: it is an unreasonable request, as Karina mentioned, Uh, yes,
Speaker 2: but I think the dust will settle. And I don't
Speaker 2: know what are you getting out of this friendship with
Speaker 2: Jack that's so valuable?
Speaker 1: Exactly, it's honestly trying to lead to something.
Speaker 2: He it sounds like your friendship with Anna is much
Speaker 2: more valuable to you, and it's and Jack has also
Speaker 2: meet his intentions clear he's not trying to be friends.
Speaker 1: He has a crush on you.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 2: Right, So you're gonna do what Jack did to Anna,
Speaker 2: and you're gonna say no, no, yeah, not interesting because
Speaker 2: because because the thing is like, yeah, the main thing
Speaker 2: here is like you didn't seem interested, and it seems
Speaker 2: like you're now in a pursuit to make yourself interested
Speaker 2: in a guy who's interested in you, and the thing
Speaker 2: that you're willing to sacrifice is your best friend. That
Speaker 2: seems crazy. This guy is not even close to hot
Speaker 2: enough to sacrifice the past. Absolutely, I don't think anyone's
Speaker 2: had enough to sacrifice the rust. But I mean, I
Speaker 2: just don't I kind of don't even understand why you
Speaker 2: even needed to write the email.
Speaker 1: She needed to deal with herself. Yeah, I just don't
Speaker 1: even get what's going on here. How long have we
Speaker 1: because he gave me.
Speaker 3: The wraps our time?
Speaker 1: Okay, you're going to do one more? Sure? Okay, oh yeah,
Speaker 1: we got a talker. We got a talker. Ladies, I think.
Speaker 4: This is like the healthiest thing.
Speaker 6: But honestly, if all of these people just spent two
Speaker 6: weeks in social groups that are not this one, they
Speaker 6: none of this would be a problem.
Speaker 1: Yeah, totally, I agree.
Speaker 4: In a different direction, and then they came back and
Speaker 4: they could just go back to their tunnel visions, right, yeah, exactly.
Speaker 4: You're around you know, you're in your own.
Speaker 1: Ass to see the forest through the trees.
Speaker 2: But it's kind of I mean, when when I when
Speaker 2: I said before, like, are these the only is like,
Speaker 2: are there only like two guys in the town, right because,
Speaker 2: like I feel like sometimes perhaps especially because from being comedians, like,
Speaker 2: do we just have access? I think we might just
Speaker 2: have access to a lot more people than the average person,
Speaker 2: especially our age. I think your age, you know, twenty five,
Speaker 2: compared to like I'm you know, I'm thirty eight, Christina's
Speaker 2: thirty five, thirty six, and like, I feel like there's
Speaker 2: just a lot more access in comedy to more people,
Speaker 2: and especially in your twenties, to more people.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 6: Yeah, it's not that hard to go and be like, oh,
Speaker 6: I work with this person talking to the totally, let's
Speaker 6: go hang out after work, or let's go do a
Speaker 6: thing on the weekend, and just doing a couple things
Speaker 6: like that, it's going to take the importance of this
Speaker 6: whole situation away from them.
Speaker 1: That was very good advice. I like that.
Speaker 4: That actually has been the best thing I've ever done
Speaker 4: for a woman. Right there, it's.
Speaker 2: Only up from your congratulations. All right, this one says
Speaker 2: is my ego preventing me from finding a guy. Hi,
Speaker 2: correcting Christina and Mike Eric. I am a twenty two
Speaker 2: year old listener from the East Coast and a huge
Speaker 2: fan of everything that you do.
Speaker 1: I found your podcast when.
Speaker 2: I was sixteen or other daughter, and it was the
Speaker 2: most effective thing that helped me through my parents' divorce
Speaker 2: and emotionally unstable mother and navigating relationships and womanhood throughout college.
Speaker 2: Your show is my comfort and as an aspiring artist,
Speaker 2: you both well you are an artist.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you are not to aspire to be an artist.
Speaker 1: You have to aspire to be a successful artist. That's
Speaker 1: very true.
Speaker 2: We're a lucrative artist, but you know you're already an artist.
Speaker 2: You both continue to impress me with all of your endeavors.
Speaker 2: I will never be able to express how grateful I
Speaker 2: am for your impact except to.
Speaker 1: Say thank you.
Speaker 2: See here, we you know, make an impact. Just listen
Speaker 2: a little bit. We didn't and that's definitely a real
Speaker 2: email that we didn't say to.
Speaker 1: Say that, So thank you. I am writing to ask
Speaker 1: your opinion.
Speaker 2: I am writing to ask your opinion on how I
Speaker 2: can alter the way that I approached dating before graduating
Speaker 2: college in the spring and falling headfirst into real life.
Speaker 2: At the risk of sounding like the most twenty two
Speaker 2: year old dumb bitch in twenty two is supposed to
Speaker 2: be that time girl, It's okay, I fear that one
Speaker 2: of my problems is that I am not a dumb
Speaker 2: bitch for my age.
Speaker 1: Yeah it sounds like it. Well, you can tell me.
Speaker 1: I am accrediting this to you both.
Speaker 2: In addition to my tumultuous childhood that caused me to
Speaker 2: mature faster than other kids. Maybe a five year old
Speaker 2: who feels like a woman, you could say, sounds like
Speaker 2: a gall, I want to know, sounds like a gal.
Speaker 1: I want to know.
Speaker 2: My parents were constantly fighting and never showed affection towards
Speaker 2: one another, and it impacted my psyche in ways that
Speaker 2: I did not realize.
Speaker 1: For years.
Speaker 2: I was addicted to dissecting my trauma before realizing that
Speaker 2: most families are fucked up and I am not special.
Speaker 1: Hey, you came to that.
Speaker 2: By the time you're twenty two, you are ahead of
Speaker 2: the game, my friend.
Speaker 1: I'm proud of you. Yeah.
Speaker 2: Although I am happy to be an informed person in
Speaker 2: a lot of ways, I feel like it prevented me
Speaker 2: from going through the typical teenage heartbreaks, falling for guys
Speaker 2: in college and is the reason that I have never
Speaker 2: had a boyfriend. I have listened to so many horror
Speaker 2: stories from friends and good advice from podcasters that I
Speaker 2: have developed a kind of zero tolerance for bullshit men.
Speaker 1: Good. Oh yeah, then you're you have slim pickens, my friend.
Speaker 3: But good.
Speaker 1: As Mike's maniacal laughter in the Bad Book.
Speaker 2: I do get a fair amount of male attention, So
Speaker 2: I tell myself that my standards are just too high
Speaker 2: and the men around me are idiots. But in my opinion,
Speaker 2: I am friends with some of the coolest, smartest and
Speaker 2: hottest girls I know, and they seem to find guys
Speaker 2: to be in relationships with just fine. Granted many of
Speaker 2: their boyfriends are idiots.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean that.
Speaker 2: You heard us talk a million times on the show
Speaker 2: about how it's pretty much always fine to meet a
Speaker 2: guy's girlfriend and it's almost never fun.
Speaker 1: To meet a girl's boyfriend.
Speaker 2: Sorry, Eric, although you were an exception, right, you would
Speaker 2: say yeah to meet That's why.
Speaker 1: That's why I had to talk about it.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's why she had all these rave reviews, because
Speaker 2: I think it's a first she lost her meeting a
Speaker 2: girl's boyfriend and it was cool virginity yeah, and being like, wow,
Speaker 2: I can see why you would put yourself through this.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 4: The more I come on here, the more you're gonna
Speaker 4: be to be like, yeah, maybe comment.
Speaker 1: We'll see.
Speaker 2: Well, that's that's podcast you Eric. You know, I know
Speaker 2: the real I know. I don't want to touch buttons
Speaker 2: on the star truck ship.
Speaker 6: Yeah, exactly, so sweet to get behind the control, I
Speaker 6: get it.
Speaker 1: I love but a little helmet like a little like
Speaker 1: a little to like Darth Vader. Who do you want
Speaker 1: to be myself?
Speaker 6: Like the apple augmented reality of those like this, and
Speaker 6: to switch the I'm just sitting in the corner.
Speaker 1: Just you could hear us. You don't got to look
Speaker 1: at us. Helmet excellent strategy.
Speaker 6: Yeah, well I've got the headphones on only in the podcast.
Speaker 1: I like this perfect.
Speaker 2: I put in hears of work to become confident in
Speaker 2: my personality, and it feels like most men just want
Speaker 2: me to be boring and insecure so I can fit
Speaker 2: into their version of a malleable woman.
Speaker 1: Wow, you've listened to us. Wow, she really has been
Speaker 1: hearing us.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 2: I feel bad you're like twenty two forty seven with
Speaker 2: your but you're not wrong, So you're going to miss
Speaker 2: out on so much mediocre dick damn. Yeah, and that
Speaker 2: neat architict is kind of fun. Yeah, it is kind
Speaker 2: of fun. Yeah, Oh, well, have you ever thought about
Speaker 2: developing and drinking problem or drunk?
Speaker 1: Okay? I can't stand it with the.
Speaker 2: Oh, you're just a strong woman of feminist jokes when
Speaker 2: I state my opinion on things or hold my ground
Speaker 2: as a fucking human below drive me nuts. Yeah, I
Speaker 2: am not going around being annoying and screaming I hate
Speaker 2: all men.
Speaker 1: That's my job. Trust me. Grinn has her bat shout
Speaker 1: it from the roof.
Speaker 2: Don't push mommy out of a job, trust me. I
Speaker 2: went through that phase in high school. But it feels
Speaker 2: like once they realize that you have things to say,
Speaker 2: the typical guy finds you unfuckable, and the egotistical we
Speaker 2: can't talk with the dick in your.
Speaker 1: Mouth, honey, and you can't.
Speaker 2: It sounds weird, And the egotistical ones want to rope
Speaker 2: you in so that they can try to break you down. Still,
Speaker 2: we've trained her well, I know these are some hard truths. Still,
Speaker 2: I have never been head over heels for a guy.
Speaker 2: I have thought a lot about whether or not I
Speaker 2: am into girls, and unfortunately that the answer is no.
Speaker 2: And that's totally what I did. I'm like, all these
Speaker 2: guys suck. Maybe I'm gay, and I tried so hard
Speaker 2: to be gay and I just wasn't. Yeah, And when
Speaker 2: I'm so bummed, and when I do start seeing someone
Speaker 2: my age, I am so flaky and back and forth
Speaker 2: that I end up hurting their feelings the thought of
Speaker 2: committing to the wrong guy and suddenly makes me feel
Speaker 2: like I am suffocating.
Speaker 1: But I do think that I actually want a boyfriend.
Speaker 3: Okay.
Speaker 2: I recently talked with Christino on her Patreon. Oh, I
Speaker 2: think I know about my short lived situationship with a
Speaker 2: grad student who I kicked out of my house for
Speaker 2: telling me that my shirt was too tight after I
Speaker 2: told him about my past eating disorders and he had
Speaker 2: already made numerous comments about my body and eating. If
Speaker 2: she remembers that for the concess, I do you sort of.
Speaker 2: He was sort of my first introduction into actually enjoying sex.
Speaker 2: I had been with other guys before, but they all
Speaker 2: felt like out of body experiences, just waiting for the
Speaker 2: guy to finish, so I kept it going for a
Speaker 2: few months. He was Russian and confirmed your Guys' sentiment
Speaker 2: on the podcast before that some foreign men have a
Speaker 2: different idea of a woman's role in a relationship. I
Speaker 2: was like, I don't want this to sound xenophobic, but
Speaker 2: like it's just also like culture, culture matters. There's cultures
Speaker 2: and relationships. Like your own relationship has its own culture
Speaker 2: that is affected by the culture at large that you
Speaker 2: have grown up in them rules, and you also see
Speaker 2: when you when you see like trolls, especially commenting online,
Speaker 2: there is a lot of talk about quote American women.
Speaker 1: That's very common. Yes, there is.
Speaker 4: And I Eric, I thought you were about to walk
Speaker 4: down that.
Speaker 1: No, we don't, we don't. Andrew come in. Yeah, and
Speaker 1: here we have a special guest for you.
Speaker 2: But yeah, I feel like I battle between my pride
Speaker 2: and my insecurity and both are preventing me from finding
Speaker 2: someone that I'm really into. My pride slash ego does
Speaker 2: not want me to be seen with a guy unless
Speaker 2: I am dating him.
Speaker 1: Huh okay, well how I mean what do you do?
Speaker 2: You just got to break through that your pride is
Speaker 2: unless you're dating him. I mean anywhere you got to
Speaker 2: go some like a restaurant. Yeah, well you like Pence, Yeah,
Speaker 2: you're not a celebrity, like what it makes no sense
Speaker 2: you have like Mike Pence won't be seen alone. But
Speaker 2: because he's married, to somebody, But like, this makes no
Speaker 2: sense unless like, the only reason this would make sense
Speaker 2: is if you're a celebrity where you don't want the
Speaker 2: paparazzi talking about you're you're a young woman in the
Speaker 2: world of course. Yeah, And also like what other people
Speaker 2: think doesn't really matter. They're strangers. Don't go to a
Speaker 2: restaurant and see strangers. I go to a big school,
Speaker 2: and it's not like people care what I do. But
Speaker 2: there is something about people seeing and associating me with
Speaker 2: a man, So just stay away from campus that I
Speaker 2: have not fully vetted out yet that bothers I wonder
Speaker 2: why i'd be I would ask you if we were
Speaker 2: in my Patreon therapy is share a zoom? Why does
Speaker 2: that bother you? Just curious about why that bothers you?
Speaker 2: So it's something for you to think about it that
Speaker 2: I can Like that makes a little more sense, like
Speaker 2: an on campus thing, but it's like there's a million
Speaker 2: places to go that aren't like just remove yourself like
Speaker 2: three blocks from the campus, you know, I guess. But
Speaker 2: just like the older you get, the more you realize
Speaker 2: people aren't going to stop having opinions on you.
Speaker 1: And it's like, oh, you just have not care. Yeah.
Speaker 2: I wonder if it's just the fact that I entertain
Speaker 2: guys that I do not actually think are the shit
Speaker 2: because I get tired of being single and then I'm
Speaker 2: faced with that reality when I'm out in public with them.
Speaker 1: Yeah, maybe that makes sense. That makes a lot of sense.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's not fun to walk around to comedy clubs
Speaker 2: with the clunker, you know.
Speaker 1: No, Okay, we've all done that. It's time I have
Speaker 1: been accused. But I was like, have I done that?
Speaker 2: Yeah? We remember that heart doctor that did coke? No,
Speaker 2: he asked, He asked me for adderall. I'm like, you
Speaker 2: are a heart doctor. I didn't think he was not
Speaker 2: visually a clunker though, No, but vocally yeah, like when
Speaker 2: he's the thoughts that happened in his head that came
Speaker 2: out of his mouth, it was so kind of trust
Speaker 2: like like he was like in an old timey movie.
Speaker 2: I know. And it bothered me because he was so
Speaker 2: physically attractive, but the talking was Yeah.
Speaker 1: I was like, are you an extra once for her
Speaker 1: for singing in the rain? It looked weird blinders.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I was like, I I appreciated that he was
Speaker 2: trying to go for a look, I just go. But
Speaker 2: it wasn't that one. I wasn't should have kept looking face.
Speaker 2: I have been accused by my girlfriends of dating down. Uh,
Speaker 2: that's being a woman's being a sexual, being a straight
Speaker 2: woman in the world.
Speaker 1: Again, I'm sorry, Eric, And that's a real man, he's down. Face.
Speaker 2: I've been accused by my girlfriends of dating down with
Speaker 2: the flings that I have had. Well, that's not dating.
Speaker 2: That's flinging. You're supposed to fling down. You fling down always.
Speaker 2: Usually you fling down because you don't want I have
Speaker 2: to like have any be nice to them?
Speaker 3: Bullshit.
Speaker 1: You should always be nice to your flings. You should
Speaker 1: always be nice to your flings.
Speaker 4: You should.
Speaker 2: When I am alone, I even go so far as
Speaker 2: to not make eye contact with the men at the
Speaker 2: bar I actually do find attractive, because I feel like
Speaker 2: I'm giving my power away for them to know that
Speaker 2: I am interested.
Speaker 1: Thinking about this a little too much, all right, this
Speaker 1: is getting psychotic.
Speaker 2: I sometimes I don't look at men that I'm interested
Speaker 2: in because I'm scared because.
Speaker 1: I do I look right at them. Well, I'm just like, but.
Speaker 2: This also happened to me this week, and like I
Speaker 2: wanted to like just say that a guy was hot,
Speaker 2: but I didn't actually want him to like necessarily like
Speaker 2: have a full conversation with him, and then hey, you
Speaker 2: wanted to observe him from afar And when he came
Speaker 2: right over, he came right over, okay to the point
Speaker 2: where I almost had to say, oh, so oh so
Speaker 2: and so said I thought you were hot, like because
Speaker 2: I was like, it's in I have to acknowledge this. Yea,
Speaker 2: why why just all of a sudden want want to
Speaker 2: keep this lady?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, Yeah, I was weird.
Speaker 2: I mean, so I was like it was like very
Speaker 2: nerve wracking at first, but then honestly it was like
Speaker 2: it was a good conversation. But I was just like
Speaker 2: staring at him while you're talking. I was like, oh wow,
Speaker 2: this might be the second guy we both thinks hot. Yeah,
Speaker 2: but I was just like I was like, I yeah,
Speaker 2: it was like hard, I like just because it would
Speaker 2: be we basically were then immediately on a date and
Speaker 2: I was like, yeah, I hate this right, but he
Speaker 2: was good. He was very interesting. I know how backwards
Speaker 2: and egotistical that sounds. This is why I am thinking
Speaker 2: that my pride prevents me from pursuing things. I am wondering, Okay,
Speaker 2: you keep using the word pride. I don't think is
Speaker 2: not the correct word. Yeah, for what's happening exactly prevents
Speaker 2: me from pursuing things. And I'm wondering if you have
Speaker 2: any advice on how to just get over myself and
Speaker 2: not care.
Speaker 1: It's your methods are just confusing, that's all. Yeah.
Speaker 2: I want to feel confident to walk up to a
Speaker 2: man like I have seen other girls do, but I
Speaker 2: feel like I am satisfying their ego.
Speaker 1: So maybe that's not you. That's not who you are.
Speaker 2: You're not the I'm the kind of I kind of
Speaker 2: know what she means, but I'm the kind of.
Speaker 1: Gal that I and I've done this often.
Speaker 2: If I find a man attractive, I will walk right
Speaker 2: up to him and say, hey, I think you're really hot.
Speaker 2: I don't know if you're single, and I don't know
Speaker 2: if you're straight, but if you are, here's my number.
Speaker 1: I'd love to go out sometime. There you go, that's it. Yeah, Well,
Speaker 1: but the thing is, what if they're fucking boring? You
Speaker 1: gotta talk to them for a couple.
Speaker 2: Of you go on a date with them, and then
Speaker 2: they find out yeah, because I don't.
Speaker 1: Even want to go on the date.
Speaker 2: I need to talk to someone for like five minutes
Speaker 2: and then getting an idea of this is even work.
Speaker 2: I gotta say nine times that time for me, I
Speaker 2: talk five minutes of talk, I'm done. Yeah right right, yeah,
Speaker 2: well this don't this time particulate. I'm thinking of as
Speaker 2: a bartender and he was working. That's why I couldn't
Speaker 2: really it was busy. Yeah yeah, yeah, no, that is
Speaker 2: good because then you get that you don't have to
Speaker 2: do the first date because you'll know if there's chemistry
Speaker 2: because your body does not lie. So okay, so like
Speaker 2: you are like, first of all, you're making a huge
Speaker 2: judgment about what their ego is like before meeting. You're
Speaker 2: acting like every man does not is not like thinking
Speaker 2: of their themselves as like the best guy in the world.
Speaker 2: I would say most men, like most people are insecure
Speaker 2: and don't think very highly of themselves. That's just most
Speaker 2: people across the board. So it's not different for men,
Speaker 2: Like do men do heterosexual men think that they are
Speaker 2: like owed something by the world in a.
Speaker 1: Way that other people don't.
Speaker 2: Yeah, but that's that's not what what's going on here, right,
Speaker 2: so like, Okay, maybe you are patting their ego a
Speaker 2: little bit by approaching them.
Speaker 1: That's part of flirting.
Speaker 2: Yeah, but like you know, if you don't like them,
Speaker 2: and if they're not worthy of your attention, then you'll
Speaker 2: quickly unattach yourself from them, and then then their ego
Speaker 2: will go back to where it was, if not lower.
Speaker 2: So that should make you feel good, you know, Yeah,
Speaker 2: because because if you approach a guy who is attractive
Speaker 2: and then the conversation is good, well then he deserves
Speaker 2: your attention.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and he deserves to feel good about.
Speaker 2: Who he is because he's done the work to be
Speaker 2: a good person and an interesting person and a person
Speaker 2: that you want to spend more time with exactly, Like.
Speaker 1: You don't know until you try.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I understand in theory you what you're talking about,
Speaker 2: Like you don't want to let men have that, Like
Speaker 2: when I talk about like men, like like don't fuck
Speaker 2: someone's husband because men don't deserve two women. It's kind
Speaker 2: of like that theory. I think that we're circling around.
Speaker 2: So I get what you're saying, but I just don't think.
Speaker 2: I don't think you're patting men's ego that much by
Speaker 2: like talking to them, Yeah, but this is and this
Speaker 2: paragraph is exactly work because I was like, something's underlying here, Yeah,
Speaker 2: something's going on.
Speaker 4: Well.
Speaker 2: But then also it's like she talks all about how
Speaker 2: like you're so confident, and then she goes into this
Speaker 2: whole paragraph about insecurity. Not that confident people don't have
Speaker 2: any insecurities, but it's just like, not, I don't know.
Speaker 2: In terms of my insecurity, I have a lot of
Speaker 2: internalized embarrassment from a mother who projected a lot of
Speaker 2: hers and made me feel embarrassed when I put on
Speaker 2: makeup or dressed too provocatively when I was younger. So
Speaker 2: you're just walking on eggshells with any situation where somebody's attracted.
Speaker 1: That's like straight up slut shaming. That's like yeah, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: you know.
Speaker 2: I grew up extremely insecure, but with people telling me
Speaker 2: that I was pretty, and I felt like if I
Speaker 2: acknowledged my looks positively, then I was conceited or self centered.
Speaker 2: Translated into being embarrassed in sexual situations and often feeling
Speaker 2: out of my own body.
Speaker 1: Interesting how that translates to embarrassing.
Speaker 2: No, I get that because her mom is making her
Speaker 2: think that her naturally wanting to like look pretty as
Speaker 2: a young woman is slutty and she should be ashamed
Speaker 2: of that.
Speaker 1: I understand that.
Speaker 2: So then that but then even if you logically know
Speaker 2: it's it's fucked up, but like it seeps into your psyche,
Speaker 2: where like you can be in a sexual situation with
Speaker 2: somebody and be embarrassed and logically know that, Like when
Speaker 2: my mom said that to me when I was sixteen
Speaker 2: or whatever. I know that was fucked up, but it
Speaker 2: doesn't matter. It's like subconscious shit. Yeah, I just make
Speaker 2: people have said that stuff to me, but I just
Speaker 2: don't really listen to other.
Speaker 1: People's pans, nor should you.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I like conception, I understand, but I'm like, who
Speaker 2: the fucking care?
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 2: I never feel comfortable trying to openly be sexy for
Speaker 2: a man.
Speaker 1: But you don't have to try to be sexy. You
Speaker 1: just be yourself.
Speaker 2: I do not usually come on too guys because the
Speaker 2: idea of them shutting me down or being overly confident
Speaker 2: in my sexuality and being bad at something makes me
Speaker 2: want to crawl into myself.
Speaker 1: What are you going to be powering?
Speaker 2: Right?
Speaker 1: You have to step into your power more.
Speaker 2: I only recently gave a blowjob for the first time
Speaker 2: at twenty two, it's good for you and also like
Speaker 2: you're twenty two, Like guys don't care, Like I mean
Speaker 2: not that you don't know that they don't care, but
Speaker 2: it's like they're not when you're there, When they're fucking
Speaker 2: a twenty two year old, they don't accept. They're not
Speaker 2: expecting someone who's like nailing it sexually, like and who's
Speaker 2: going to be like on top of their fucking game.
Speaker 3: Know what that is at twenty two?
Speaker 2: Like if you were fucking a twenty two year old,
Speaker 2: would you expect her to be like phenomenal in bed?
Speaker 4: No, I'm not expecting anyone to be phenomenal bed.
Speaker 1: There you go, Yeah, there you go.
Speaker 2: I feel like when you get your up that's where
Speaker 2: shit gets fun.
Speaker 6: Yeah, I feel like sex it's like especially like our
Speaker 6: culture where it's like we're coming out of kind of
Speaker 6: like the like very like.
Speaker 4: Repressive kind of area. Yeah, now it's becoming more openly.
Speaker 6: Like it's still is such like a weird, insecure place
Speaker 6: for everybody. No, it's just like oh yeah, whatever your
Speaker 6: past is is like probably super awkward.
Speaker 4: Whatever the road is same with mine as.
Speaker 2: Yeah, we're all embarrassed. Look, a handsome man just said
Speaker 2: that you should feel about a writer.
Speaker 1: Look at that.
Speaker 6: I feel like she just needs like some and not
Speaker 6: I'm not saying like a like a bunch of dudes,
Speaker 6: but like the maybe, but I just like exposure therapy.
Speaker 4: Like a thing that I did was exposure and like
Speaker 4: hitting on dudes and like dressing.
Speaker 6: Like so, like I had a friend, Uh, he's he's
Speaker 6: like he wants to date he but he has like
Speaker 6: a difficulty like finding someone that he likes today and
Speaker 6: obviously like approaching women and so like I was just like,
Speaker 6: this is what you should do. Go put on the
Speaker 6: worst outfit, the least appealing out for I can possibly
Speaker 6: put on and go and go and go to like
Speaker 6: the bar and hit on the most attractive woman that.
Speaker 1: You can and realize that's gonna Yeah exactly, you're going
Speaker 1: to live.
Speaker 6: Yeah exactly, what's the worst that's gonna happen? And he
Speaker 6: got phone numbers from that he was dressed.
Speaker 1: You can that's excellent advice, Eric, that is excellent advice.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: When I what I uh, when.
Speaker 2: I first like really hung out with James for the
Speaker 2: first time, because it was like I showed up to
Speaker 2: Mike's birthday party. I had been working in a soup
Speaker 2: kitchen and I mean I smelled, I was sweat.
Speaker 1: Okay, we didn't need that. We did not need that
Speaker 1: the bringing back Roseanne again.
Speaker 2: I was literally in a basement cooking meals in like
Speaker 2: it was sweaty. But I knew I couldn't but because
Speaker 2: I had made this like promise to volunteer, but also
Speaker 2: obviously I can't miss Mike's birthay, but I didn't have
Speaker 2: time to change, and I was still living in Harlem
Speaker 2: and the party was downtown, and I was like, so
Speaker 2: I go, I'm just showing up like this, And then
Speaker 2: James was there and I had only seen James for
Speaker 2: like a second before. And then James looked even like
Speaker 2: way hotter than at the first time i'd seen him.
Speaker 2: And he was also not didn't have a girlfriend that time,
Speaker 2: and I was just like fuck. And then I and
Speaker 2: then in my ad, I'd just go crinn, just fucking
Speaker 2: I was do it just be charming.
Speaker 1: Well I didn't hit on him either.
Speaker 2: I was just like, I was just like, just be
Speaker 2: charming when he talks to you and funny and you're fine.
Speaker 2: And he literally asked me out like the next day. Yeah,
Speaker 2: I couldn't have I couldn't have looked.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 2: So person writing is like the steaks being so high
Speaker 2: and so stressful. That's all in your head. And yes,
Speaker 2: there are reasons why you feel this way. Of course,
Speaker 2: there are roots to your feelings. But you can also say.
Speaker 1: Fuck it, nothing actually matters. You might as well be
Speaker 1: yourself and be comfortable.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 2: You don't grasp that content, that concept until likely later
Speaker 2: in your thirties usually, but we're here to tell you.
Speaker 2: Then you know you can get there early if you want.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 2: I only recently gave a blowjob for the first time
Speaker 2: at twenty two because I usually let men take the
Speaker 2: lead on their own blowjobs. I mean, what on the
Speaker 2: sex interactionizing I usually they love to push that head down.
Speaker 1: I know, no pushing heads down.
Speaker 2: Eric.
Speaker 1: If we hear about you pushing heads down, you're off
Speaker 1: the show.
Speaker 2: I want to get over this and not waste my
Speaker 2: younger years being too insecure to have good sex. I
Speaker 2: know that I am still young, but each year I
Speaker 2: get older and hope that I'm getting closer to not
Speaker 2: feeling like a mother to men my age. I think
Speaker 2: some of this came from being tall at a young
Speaker 2: age and mixed in a white town, so I always
Speaker 2: felt large and out of place compared to the tiny,
Speaker 2: blonde girls in class.
Speaker 1: I have tried dating older men.
Speaker 2: I'd studied abroad in Paris and pretty much only saw
Speaker 2: twenty six year old European guys. But I have found
Speaker 2: that my lack of having a boyfriend at a young
Speaker 2: age has stunted me in some ways in terms of
Speaker 2: the emotional maturity regarding intimacy and relationships. Yeah, you might
Speaker 2: feel a little robotic that those guys sometimes require. I
Speaker 2: say that I am not a dumb bitch, but every
Speaker 2: twenty two year old thinks that, and I know I
Speaker 2: still have a lot to learn.
Speaker 1: You're not a dumb bitch.
Speaker 2: My questions for you, how do I have a more
Speaker 2: open mind about dating? Any tips on how not to
Speaker 2: care about who I am seen in public with, Although
Speaker 2: I know you have covered it extensively. I would also
Speaker 2: love to hear anything you have to say on sexual
Speaker 2: confidence at this age and how to feel in my
Speaker 2: own body during sex and not just worrying about how
Speaker 2: the man sees me. Much like Karen says about herself.
Speaker 2: I enjoy homework from a therapist. So any task you
Speaker 2: can give me, I will try.
Speaker 1: Lol.
Speaker 2: Thanks for reading this if you do, and I welcome
Speaker 2: you to roast me into becoming a less shitty version
Speaker 2: of a person that you may have to run into
Speaker 2: you on the street one day. You are fine, You're
Speaker 2: very pretty. Yes, you're super pretty. You're super lovely. You
Speaker 2: have a great head on your shoulders. You think about
Speaker 2: more things than a twenty two year old you should
Speaker 2: think about. Yeah, and it's probably because of your past,
Speaker 2: and I understand that, but you're just things are scary
Speaker 2: being sexually confident. To most people, it's scary, and when
Speaker 2: they try to do it, you're gonna you're gonna there's
Speaker 2: gonna be a hit in a miss and a hit
Speaker 2: and a miss, and you're gonna try and you're gonna fail.
Speaker 2: And it's why young people drink a lot and do drugs.
Speaker 1: I mean, like power.
Speaker 2: Part of it, I think is just to take the
Speaker 2: edge off of all these new things you're doing. I know, yeah,
Speaker 2: it's very nerve wracking, but I gotta say, if you
Speaker 2: could just be in your body and go, Okay, I'm
Speaker 2: nervous or I'm terrified, where does that feel? Where do
Speaker 2: you feel that in your body, my stomach, what does
Speaker 2: it feel like?
Speaker 1: Is it sharp?
Speaker 2: Is it?
Speaker 1: Stabby?
Speaker 2: Is it?
Speaker 1: And then all of a sudden, your brain.
Speaker 2: Is using different mechanisms to think and it's gonna take
Speaker 2: you out of that overly anxious state so you can
Speaker 2: actually exist with people you know, and you just got
Speaker 2: to breathe through the fear.
Speaker 8: It is.
Speaker 2: Second is vulnerable. It's nerve wracking to hit on somebody.
Speaker 2: Going on a first date can be terrifying. That never
Speaker 2: goes away. But that's okay that it's scary. It doesn't
Speaker 2: have to stop you. You just breathe through the fear
Speaker 2: and you go, yeah, this is scary, but I'm gonna
Speaker 2: do it anyway because I'm a bad bitch.
Speaker 1: I'm not a dumb bitch. I'm a bad bitch.
Speaker 4: Okay, totally.
Speaker 1: It is a way easier when you're dumber.
Speaker 2: And I think a lot of people who have depression
Speaker 2: it's because they're smart. Yeah, well, I think maybe life
Speaker 2: might be harder, but existence is certainly easier, like if
Speaker 2: you think about it conctually, right, like a day to
Speaker 2: day life is probably hard if you're dumb, because you're
Speaker 2: making a lot of dumb dumb mistakes. But yeah, just
Speaker 2: to go through this. So the question one, how do
Speaker 2: I have a more open mind about dating? I think
Speaker 2: we only need to give people That was so jersey.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, I think I think we need to give
Speaker 2: people more grace when we're when we're dating, Like, you know,
Speaker 2: our judging minds are even judgier when we're dating. If
Speaker 2: you're generally attracted to like what the person looks like,
Speaker 2: and you know something that they're saying, like, you just
Speaker 2: give them a little bit of grace and so just
Speaker 2: like stop with the hard nose.
Speaker 1: Immediately you have an.
Speaker 2: Idea in your head of what kind of a guy
Speaker 2: you like already I'm guessing from TV and movies, so like.
Speaker 1: Start moving that in that direction.
Speaker 2: And the problem that you're setting up for yourself, I
Speaker 2: will say this, and I've been through this before. If
Speaker 2: you are living in a world where you're only letting
Speaker 2: men approach you and you're not approaching men, which I
Speaker 2: heart is hard because like if you're like confidentproach baby
Speaker 2: or like masculine, like, it's hard because like then you
Speaker 2: end up with a lot of beta men, which is
Speaker 2: also not good for me. I love, But if you
Speaker 2: want to like, you deserve to pick the kind of
Speaker 2: guy you want, not just have to deal with whoever
Speaker 2: picks on you, because that's not gonna be the same
Speaker 2: person that you would choose for yourself, Like have your
Speaker 2: top shelf choice. Any tips on how I have to
Speaker 2: care about who you're seeing in public with, you just
Speaker 2: got to stop. You just got to talk back to
Speaker 2: the carring. The caring thoughts are going to always going
Speaker 2: to pop up in your head. When they pop up
Speaker 2: in your head and you're with somebody, you go, I
Speaker 2: know we're trying to carry it now, but I'm gonna
Speaker 2: say no to that and.
Speaker 1: Just move on. And also, just I understand privacy.
Speaker 2: So just like find a couple of space places maybe
Speaker 2: like an uber ride away from campus or something that
Speaker 2: you don't go to, and those are and those are
Speaker 2: your three date spots. Like the way men take women
Speaker 2: on all the same places you take men's all the
Speaker 2: same place. I'm also going to remind you another piece
Speaker 2: of advice, So we always say on the show, people
Speaker 2: aren't thinking about you as much as you think they're
Speaker 2: thinking about you for sure.
Speaker 1: In fact, they're probably not thinking about you at all.
Speaker 2: The only person thinking about you is the person with
Speaker 2: you on a date as he should be thinking about you.
Speaker 2: I mean, if you're lucky, yeah, I'm sure probably think
Speaker 2: about the video games.
Speaker 1: Are Star Wars.
Speaker 4: He's thinking about Pepep I wear the right shirt.
Speaker 1: That he's nervous to. Yeah, of course.
Speaker 4: And men, men are their standards are so much lower than.
Speaker 1: What she's said. If men would never have thought about
Speaker 1: any of this.
Speaker 6: Guys, if she just approached them and was like kind
Speaker 6: and was like, oh, I'd be interested in dating you,
Speaker 6: he would it would be the best day of his
Speaker 6: life because most guys that never happens.
Speaker 1: To Yeah, oh that's sweet and sad.
Speaker 2: And then like the sexual confidence at this age, I mean,
Speaker 2: you're some of a lot of I think it is
Speaker 2: just going to be practiced.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you just it's a lot. A lot of people
Speaker 1: are sexually confident when they're twenty two. And if they are,
Speaker 1: I'm like, are you okay?
Speaker 2: And I would say start like having happen you just like,
Speaker 2: have sober sex as often as you can. That'll really
Speaker 2: make it, make it faster. Just grow your sexual confidence faster,
Speaker 2: because like, yeah, it's it's actually real. Yeah, it's real confidence.
Speaker 2: So it's not alcohol fuel to confidence exactly, so that
Speaker 2: and then I mean fuck with the lights on. I
Speaker 2: pre pretty much exclusively fuck with the lights on, and
Speaker 2: I mean like unfazed. This has been My eyes are
Speaker 2: really light and it doesn't have to be bright lights.
Speaker 2: But like, I don't like having sex in the dark.
Speaker 1: Actually I don't like having.
Speaker 4: In the dark now overhead lights or lamps.
Speaker 1: Huge lamps I've done. I've done both.
Speaker 6: Overhead lights feels too clinical.
Speaker 1: I don't have I don't have lights like this though
Speaker 1: I have.
Speaker 2: I have a nice thanks, but you know, I mean
Speaker 2: I always fuck the lights on. And sometimes it's more
Speaker 2: just like like the speed that you're getting ready, so
Speaker 2: you're just fucking so fast you don't have time.
Speaker 1: To get the lights off. I'm seeing.
Speaker 2: I'm like, yeah, my is like if the person's fucking you,
Speaker 2: and like unless you're like black out drunk, like they're
Speaker 2: fucking you because they're attracted at you and they want
Speaker 2: to see you. Like there's nothing really to feel, you've
Speaker 2: already gotten that far. I've never taken my clothes off
Speaker 2: and had someone.
Speaker 1: Be like, you know, who cares and even in my
Speaker 1: head like I gotta be on.
Speaker 2: I've definitely had someone take their clothes off, and in
Speaker 2: my head, I've gone and then I but then when
Speaker 2: you mash your bodies together, you can't see their body anymore.
Speaker 1: And that's fine. Again, it's fine.
Speaker 8: There's people that I fuck that I go, I don't
Speaker 8: know how I'm gonna get through this, so I can't
Speaker 8: go through. There's people who have taken their clothes off,
Speaker 8: and I go, I don't know if I can move forward,
Speaker 8: and I've still moved forward.
Speaker 2: Can you imagine a blackout sleep mask?
Speaker 1: Oh my god, and headphones? That would be the worst fuck.
Speaker 1: That's like the worst thing. Heaphones that were so funny.
Speaker 1: That's like a Leonardo DiCaprio move. Yeah.
Speaker 2: No, the worst thing that can happen is he kills you.
Speaker 2: I guess not not spucksy with a sleep mask on.
Speaker 2: But man, that is a new level of sad.
Speaker 3: Huh.
Speaker 1: That's beautiful to think about.
Speaker 2: As a heterosexual woman, go, things could always be worse
Speaker 2: because you could be hacked up and putting this guy's freezer.
Speaker 2: So any day that you're not hacked up is a
Speaker 2: great day. Always looking on the bright side for you, girl.
Speaker 1: Guys, we fucked. Wow. This has been amazing.
Speaker 2: This has been an amazing impressed with us getting to
Speaker 2: know you circle great advice.
Speaker 1: Eric, thanks for chiming in. I hope you're not.
Speaker 2: What are your feelings as we wrap up this first episode?
Speaker 1: Like, yeah, you only checked this one a couple of times.
Speaker 1: I know you're working.
Speaker 2: I know you're doing eight jobs at once. I know
Speaker 2: if I didn't say anything about it, See.
Speaker 6: If I get fired from this, I bet you there's
Speaker 6: some people at my company that listen to this.
Speaker 2: Oh really, are you not allowed to be working on
Speaker 2: something else right now?
Speaker 3: Oh?
Speaker 1: This he's literally on.
Speaker 12: Time.
Speaker 1: Stamp on it. Eric, Yeah, I'm about to go to bed.
Speaker 4: Yeah exactly.
Speaker 1: Yeah, just this is crazy. It's so late. I can't
Speaker 1: even be awake right now, sleep on our couch in
Speaker 1: the studio.
Speaker 2: They found your Instagram, Yes, on Instagram.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and it's your name.
Speaker 6: Yeah, they didn't find it until like eight months into
Speaker 6: work in there.
Speaker 1: But what went with your Instagram supposed to be and
Speaker 1: do that?
Speaker 4: I don't know. I just figured like I'm not clean,
Speaker 4: so that could be an issue.
Speaker 1: Do you work for the church.
Speaker 3: No, it's fine.
Speaker 4: Work exactly, not like the church at all.
Speaker 1: So then they're fine, right.
Speaker 4: One of my bosses came the came back to dinner.
Speaker 4: It's like I just say the guy's ass.
Speaker 1: Oh hell yeah, that's my kind of boss.
Speaker 8: Yeah.
Speaker 4: So I think you're in the car.
Speaker 1: You're in the clear.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 4: I wonder if I could get them on here, they would.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you're in the clear. Yeah, you're in the clear. Eric.
Speaker 1: All right, guys, Well, thank you so much for joining us.
Speaker 11: Uh.
Speaker 2: This has been Guys We Fucked, the anti Slatchman podcast.
Speaker 2: We'll talk to you next Friday. Guys We Fucked is
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Speaker 2: Christina Hutchinson. Editing and music coordination by Mike Coscarelli. Theme
Speaker 2: song by Rob Patterson and Jake Cozen.
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Speaker 13: It'll be fine.
Speaker 7: It'll be fine if you don't make the guy.
Speaker 3: You don't have to make.
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