Speaker 1: Second Date updated. Whenever we do our second date updates,
Speaker 1: we don't usually mention our socials at brook and Jeffrey,
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Speaker 1: to rate, subscribe comments on Brooks hair.
Speaker 2: Whatever you want to do, Okay, there's some roots. I'm sorry.
Speaker 1: Let the people comment that to you before you actually
Speaker 1: do it. But I only bring it up because our
Speaker 1: listener put down all of her socials in her email
Speaker 1: when requesting a second date.
Speaker 2: Okay, she thought maybe give her more.
Speaker 1: Like you know, she does say that she's got a
Speaker 1: few different jobs and she makes a lot of money,
Speaker 1: and even though she doesn't necessarily need a guy right now,
Speaker 1: she does want to give one a chance today giving
Speaker 1: let's talk to Vicky. Vicky, thank you for generously letting
Speaker 1: one man have a shot with you. Welcome to the show.
Speaker 3: Oh God, thank you all so much for rubbing me.
Speaker 2: Truthful, he pissed, and give you guys a chance.
Speaker 1: I thank you for allowing me to be on the
Speaker 1: phone with you. This is a big love fest going
Speaker 1: on already. How you doing, Vicky, Vicky?
Speaker 3: I am doing fabulous. It sounds like you guys are
Speaker 3: so cute.
Speaker 2: We're cute.
Speaker 1: Oh we don't.
Speaker 2: I don't know that we've ever gotten that.
Speaker 4: She hasn't seen us yet.
Speaker 1: This is how you know she has never been to
Speaker 1: our website. So, Vicky, we appreciate the compliments, guys, but
Speaker 1: h and we're happy to have you on with us today.
Speaker 3: I don't know if you know this. I'm also in
Speaker 3: media too, I mean, okay, not radio.
Speaker 5: I love all this, Vicki, and I love how you're
Speaker 5: a strong woman and everything. But are we just talking
Speaker 5: about you or are we going to talk about your date?
Speaker 1: I mean, I'm having a good time talking about Vicky
Speaker 1: us more.
Speaker 2: About you, Vick, I want the drama.
Speaker 3: I just wanted you to know that I kind of
Speaker 3: look up to your show because you're a good example
Speaker 3: of how to be fun and entertaining.
Speaker 2: Oh that's nice, and that's what I try.
Speaker 6: To do on my social media.
Speaker 1: Okay, so you're like an up and coming influencer. Is
Speaker 1: that what you're saying?
Speaker 4: Yeah, you could say that.
Speaker 6: I mean one of the local news stations did a
Speaker 6: news report on me.
Speaker 2: Oh you local news, and you know you've made it.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's the pinnacle, unless like you were being featured
Speaker 1: for a crime that she did was something like that.
Speaker 1: Oh my gosh, I'm silly.
Speaker 2: I wanted it to be dumb Criminals of the Week.
Speaker 1: That's really funny.
Speaker 3: What are you on the news for actually started a
Speaker 3: business at Christmas time dressing up as an elf and
Speaker 3: doing topless housekeeping.
Speaker 1: Topless top you've just become an MVP of the show. Congratulations, Yeah,
Speaker 1: thank you.
Speaker 5: It's just such I've never heard of that combo together.
Speaker 1: When he was an influencer.
Speaker 2: That's not what I was thinking.
Speaker 1: Okay, don't listen to Brooks. She's just jealous that you're
Speaker 1: more respected than us.
Speaker 2: All that, I'm fine with it. It's just surprising. I
Speaker 2: didn't know there was a market for topless olk.
Speaker 1: This is all very happy. We're learning a lot about you,
Speaker 1: but we do need to learn about your date and
Speaker 1: the guy that you went out with. Is there a guy?
Speaker 3: Yes, I I thought it was going to be during
Speaker 3: one of your topless housekeeping that you met him.
Speaker 2: Mixed business and pleasure. Every topless elf knows that.
Speaker 1: Okay, yeah, tell us more about him.
Speaker 6: His name is CJ.
Speaker 1: Okay, all right, what do you like about CJ.
Speaker 6: He's got a great neck.
Speaker 2: What did you say, neck like? What attaches his head
Speaker 2: to his body.
Speaker 1: What makes a neck very sexy and unforgettable for you?
Speaker 6: You don't want it to be too small.
Speaker 3: You don't want it to be too sick.
Speaker 2: Oh, you don't want too much.
Speaker 1: The goldilocks of necks, just right thickness.
Speaker 2: Is that what you used is your opening line with him?
Speaker 6: Of course not.
Speaker 3: I don't give anybody opening lines.
Speaker 6: They give me opening lines.
Speaker 1: That's right. You are news famous, local news famous. So
Speaker 1: sous you and CJ. Did you guys meet up?
Speaker 3: We did?
Speaker 6: We met up for coffee.
Speaker 2: Oh that's a pretty innocent date.
Speaker 1: Yeah, how'd that go?
Speaker 5: Well?
Speaker 3: When he walked in, I thought, oh my gosh, he's
Speaker 3: super cute.
Speaker 2: Oh that's a good sign. What'd you guys connect over?
Speaker 1: Well?
Speaker 3: We connected? I don't know. I guess I can't really
Speaker 3: say anything specific.
Speaker 6: I mean, but it didn't take very long for us
Speaker 6: to connect.
Speaker 3: I guess on a Laana level.
Speaker 1: Yeah. A lot of people get lost in people's eyes
Speaker 1: on a first date. You got lost in his neck,
Speaker 1: So I could understand how it all was kind of
Speaker 1: a blur for you.
Speaker 3: You guys are so funny.
Speaker 1: She's kind of winning me over.
Speaker 5: Actually, I mean I would want to take her on
Speaker 5: a date because she laughs at everything.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you would walk away.
Speaker 5: I'm sure this guy walked away feeling like, man, she
Speaker 5: really thought I was funny.
Speaker 1: Yeah, how did you guys walk away from each other?
Speaker 1: How'd you leave it?
Speaker 3: Well?
Speaker 6: We left it like, I mean like I felt like
Speaker 6: we had a connection.
Speaker 5: Okay, did you talk about future plans at all?
Speaker 2: Did that ever get brought up?
Speaker 5: The future?
Speaker 4: No?
Speaker 6: Why was time talking about that?
Speaker 2: I was the president of the present?
Speaker 6: Yeah?
Speaker 1: In the moment date, that's the question that grandma's what
Speaker 1: do you what do you think about when you grow up?
Speaker 5: No?
Speaker 2: I met like, do you want to go out next Tuesday? Jeff?
Speaker 2: As in future players?
Speaker 1: That's like distant future, next Tuesday. Let's keep it in
Speaker 1: the now. I'm totally with So what's happened since this
Speaker 1: coffee date?
Speaker 5: Nothing?
Speaker 3: I mean, I don't know what's going on.
Speaker 2: Does he know about your topless elf business?
Speaker 6: Who doesn't know about it? Honey?
Speaker 2: I did it?
Speaker 1: I don't knew about it. But we don't want the
Speaker 1: local news. So that's all nice.
Speaker 5: I mean I feel like, maybe have you ever not
Speaker 5: gotten a callback from a guy? I mean, you sound fun,
Speaker 5: you sound successful, you sound beautiful.
Speaker 1: I can't remember I'm trying to date it bro Okay, well,
Speaker 1: this is definitely seems out of the ordinary.
Speaker 3: For it is it is a mytory.
Speaker 1: Oh, we're a regular Scooby Doo in the gag over
Speaker 1: here as them for Halloween.
Speaker 5: So mystery machine, we're.
Speaker 1: Gonna try our best. At least we're gonna come back.
Speaker 1: We'll call see J for you to try to get
Speaker 1: you a second date update. Okay, world, we're bilingual. Hold
Speaker 1: on second date update. The weather outside is frightful. But
Speaker 1: you know what's delightful is a topless elf cleaning a
Speaker 1: shelf inside your house.
Speaker 2: That is a different type of elf on the shelf.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but that's what our listener, Vicki did over the holidays,
Speaker 1: and it got her featured on the local news because
Speaker 1: of it.
Speaker 5: She is she gonna be a leprechaun for Saint Patrick's sake,
Speaker 5: a topless one.
Speaker 1: I don't want to give away all of her business ideas,
Speaker 1: let's not. Let's not steal it from her. But she's
Speaker 1: also a social media influencer, according to her, and she's
Speaker 1: very upset right now because she's not getting a callback
Speaker 1: from her date c J. After they met for coffee dude.
Speaker 5: It's the first time a man has never called her back.
Speaker 2: That's what she said.
Speaker 5: First time she's ever been rejected or ghosted or whatever
Speaker 5: has happened.
Speaker 1: So she's going through a lot right now. Vicki, you
Speaker 1: are a very unique individual, and I truly mean that
Speaker 1: from the bottom of my heart.
Speaker 3: Well, thank you, honey, she liked it.
Speaker 2: I didn't know how that was going to land. Jeff
Speaker 2: I'm gonna be honest with you.
Speaker 1: For some people, for others, you know what.
Speaker 3: You could follow me and subscribe him.
Speaker 1: Hold on, no, no, don't subscribed. We will get there.
Speaker 1: Let's focus on j for right now, the guy that
Speaker 1: you asked.
Speaker 2: Yeah, well, isn't that why you actually called for CJ?
Speaker 5: Right? Yes? Yeah, Okay, wet we never asked.
Speaker 2: Did you ever reach out to him after the coffee date? Yes?
Speaker 6: I did, and he hasn't responded. He's been very naughty.
Speaker 1: She's not in the good way.
Speaker 2: I think she doesn't matter what she said after that.
Speaker 1: Jeffrey is going back to her topless health thing.
Speaker 2: Yeah, sometimes work and life mixed together.
Speaker 1: Let's see if we can get CJ back onto your
Speaker 1: nice list when we call him right here, try and
Speaker 1: get you a date out of it? All right? Okay, Okay,
Speaker 1: here we go. I'm dialing his number right now. Well, hey,
Speaker 1: we're looking for c J. Yeah, it's CJ. Hey man,
Speaker 1: sorry to interrupt your date. We're a radio show called
Speaker 1: Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning.
Speaker 4: Okay, Hey, did I win something or kind of?
Speaker 1: That's that's all you want from us is just prizes.
Speaker 1: We call you out and you just want to take
Speaker 1: from us.
Speaker 4: Huh.
Speaker 2: At the end of this there could be a gift card.
Speaker 4: I'm just surprised this morning radio shows still. I thought
Speaker 4: they all die or something.
Speaker 1: Give it a couple of months, so we'll get back
Speaker 1: to you on that.
Speaker 2: But I will be here any day.
Speaker 1: We're really reaching out about a second we do called
Speaker 1: second date update. Oh, trying to reconnect you with a
Speaker 1: girl you went out with recently named VICKI.
Speaker 4: Okay, that's weird.
Speaker 1: Is it really?
Speaker 5: I mean, it sounds like you're not getting back to her.
Speaker 5: She texted you and nothing.
Speaker 4: Is that what she said?
Speaker 6: Yeah?
Speaker 2: Yeah? Why is that funny?
Speaker 4: I mean, well, first of all, you're saying, like, what
Speaker 4: it's second date update? I we didn't even go on
Speaker 4: a first date? Really?
Speaker 5: Oh? Are you one of those people that don't count
Speaker 5: coffee as a first date. I think I think there's
Speaker 5: some people that think of it as like a pre date.
Speaker 1: She said, you guys went to coffee together. I would
Speaker 1: have counted it.
Speaker 4: But I mean we met for like two minutes.
Speaker 2: Oh.
Speaker 4: I had just started my coffee and she's like, oh,
Speaker 4: I have I have to take this call or something.
Speaker 1: What do you mean actually two minutes or is it
Speaker 1: like time flew by? We were having so much fun.
Speaker 1: It felt like only two minutes.
Speaker 4: No, literally two minutes minutes. My coffee was still full.
Speaker 4: I mean she got up, She's like, I have to
Speaker 4: make the call really quickly. Okay, gets up, excuse herself,
Speaker 4: and she goes outside and that she never came back.
Speaker 2: What wait?
Speaker 1: What?
Speaker 2: Wait?
Speaker 1: What did you change tables in between that time where
Speaker 1: she couldn't find you.
Speaker 4: I was just sitting there, I like finished my coffee.
Speaker 4: And then eventually, you know, like I texted her. I
Speaker 4: was like, oh are you coming back? Not saying even
Speaker 4: the next day, I'm like I even text her.
Speaker 5: Hey, wait, wait, are you talking about the right person?
Speaker 2: Like VICKI? Yeah, And she's really sweet and cute. She
Speaker 2: said that you had a nice neck and you. Is
Speaker 2: that weird? She liked it?
Speaker 1: Well, we don't know if she said that to him.
Speaker 4: No, she did mention my neck at one point in
Speaker 4: the two.
Speaker 2: Minutes, the same girl in the two minutes.
Speaker 1: I'm confused. There's some sort of miscommunication. She said that
Speaker 1: you weren't texting her.
Speaker 5: Back, and she said she had a great time with
Speaker 5: you a coffee.
Speaker 4: She's illusional. I don't know what to tell you. Like
Speaker 4: we we literally we spent about two minutes together.
Speaker 1: She left.
Speaker 4: I texted her.
Speaker 2: Okay, contact us for a second date.
Speaker 4: You need to respond.
Speaker 2: Okay, Well something better.
Speaker 1: Something's better than a text response is that she's actually
Speaker 1: on the phone right now, listening in on this conversation,
Speaker 1: wanting to talk to you. Wait what, No, she's on
Speaker 1: the phone right now.
Speaker 4: Why didn't she just call me? Understand?
Speaker 1: I don't know, Vicky question.
Speaker 3: Yes, I'm here. I'm hoping that everyone out there and
Speaker 3: radio land can subscribe to my only fan.
Speaker 1: Oh my god. Okay, we need to beat that. We
Speaker 1: need to beat that. No, no, we're beating the name.
Speaker 2: So Vicky, what a waste of time? You just came
Speaker 2: on to promote yourself.
Speaker 6: No, of course not. I mean you ask people to
Speaker 6: call who have been on a date and they want
Speaker 6: to go on a second date. And I did that.
Speaker 2: You don't want to go out with him again. He's
Speaker 2: been calling you and you didn't call him back. You
Speaker 2: only spent two minutes with him.
Speaker 1: She just said she wants to go out with him
Speaker 1: right there. Well, she's only saying that because she gets
Speaker 1: off the air and she's not going to call in.
Speaker 1: I personally want to trust our listeners.
Speaker 2: W Oh my god.
Speaker 5: So the one that set this call up, just the email,
Speaker 5: you should have looked at them.
Speaker 2: Actually you would be the one. He would be the
Speaker 2: one that gets scammed.
Speaker 1: Ye, honestly, J, why are we attacking me right now?
Speaker 1: I'm just trying to support the listener that asked us
Speaker 1: for help. But let's go back. We hear you have
Speaker 1: an only fans and that's great, but it doesn't clear
Speaker 1: up the confusion with CJ. Here he says that you
Speaker 1: ditched him after two minutes in the coffee shop.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's messed up, VICKI.
Speaker 6: On your website where you can submit to be on
Speaker 6: this segment, did you go on a date? And I
Speaker 6: didn't specify like how long the date was? I mean
Speaker 6: it didn't say fill in the blank how long were
Speaker 6: your date?
Speaker 2: This is why.
Speaker 5: People have to make up dumb rules for people like
Speaker 5: you who can't obviously get what the point.
Speaker 1: Is technically right. So Alexis, you're in charge of the website,
Speaker 1: so this is kind of on you.
Speaker 2: Minimum two hours you go up take.
Speaker 1: The rules and regulations for the second day session.
Speaker 2: I feel bad for CJ.
Speaker 3: I feel so used.
Speaker 4: I mean, like, did you even like my neck at all?
Speaker 1: Question? I wrote that compliment on my neck for a week.
Speaker 1: You better be serious, Vicky, give us her honest opinion
Speaker 1: on CJ's neck.
Speaker 3: Hey, guys, real quick, I just wanted to mention, real quick,
Speaker 3: I also have a skincare line.
Speaker 1: Well, hold on, let's let's hear her out. Maybe that's
Speaker 1: something like to do with skincare for the neck.
Speaker 4: No, that was that was AJ.
Speaker 1: Just be quiet for a second. You're not part of
Speaker 1: this anyway, listening. Yeah, Vicky has something important to say
Speaker 1: about skincare.
Speaker 6: Go ahead, Yeah, I mean, you can't fermentne.
Speaker 3: Your neck as well as all other areas of your body.
Speaker 2: And are you saying he had a saggy neck?
Speaker 1: Is that what you're interrupting her? She's in the middle
Speaker 1: of a great pitch. God, So I'm sorry about that, Vicky,
Speaker 1: please continue.
Speaker 2: It's one of those like mid level marketings.
Speaker 1: Okay, turn up Brooks microphone, please thank you.
Speaker 6: Oh I'm sane.
Speaker 3: Is I'm just looking for support like Brook, I mean
Speaker 3: you're a woman, like maybe you'd be interested and the business.
Speaker 1: No local businesses, Brooke, you don't support local businesses, women
Speaker 1: in local business I.
Speaker 2: Want buy the stretch pants. I won't buy the tupperware.
Speaker 5: At one point a girlfriend of mine tried to sell
Speaker 5: me grape seed oil.
Speaker 2: I mean no, I.
Speaker 1: Swear by grape seed oil. Dag you. Okay, I am
Speaker 1: so sorry for how this is done.
Speaker 3: All I'm saying is, Brooke, you could be an investor.
Speaker 6: You know, they're always talking about how much money you
Speaker 6: make on the show.
Speaker 1: So hold on, listen all just you wanted to plug
Speaker 1: your only fans, you wanted to plug the skin line
Speaker 1: and then ask Brook to becoming an have to ask.
Speaker 5: I can give you the contact number to our sales
Speaker 5: department where you can actually buy radio commercials.
Speaker 6: Yeah.
Speaker 1: So we have a lot of questions that we're asking
Speaker 1: and we have one more we got to toss in,
Speaker 1: and that's CJ, would you like to go on a
Speaker 1: one more date we forgot with Vicky and maybe you
Speaker 1: could see that skincare product up close and personal, and
Speaker 1: we would pay for the date.
Speaker 4: I've been trying to call her for two weeks, so yeah,
Speaker 4: I'm in.
Speaker 3: No, honey, you have no idea?
Speaker 1: All right, So Vicky, you're still up for meeting with CJ? Now?
Speaker 6: Absolutely not.
Speaker 3: I've already plugged what I needed to plug.
Speaker 5: Thank you, guys.
Speaker 2: You did not see that coming.
Speaker 1: Jump man. I admire that.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I ADMIREJ.
Speaker 1: Do better next time, bro, I.
Speaker 4: Don't know what just happened.
Speaker 6: Be when you google grape seed oil.
Speaker 4: If that's any good.
Speaker 1: Looking Jeffrey in the morning, you know, say what you will.
Speaker 1: You got to admit Vicky is a business woman who
Speaker 1: was willing to do whatever it takes to get ahead
Speaker 1: and succeed.
Speaker 5: I just don't think it's the business model that anybody's
Speaker 5: gonna copy.
Speaker 6: I don't know.
Speaker 1: You literally have guys texting and asking what was the
Speaker 1: page exactly so for everybody riding in for want to know,
Speaker 1: the only fans find it yourself. Okay, she's a business
Speaker 1: woman named Vicky. How hard could that beat a track?
Speaker 3: Down.
Speaker 2: How topless elves could there be exactly that? Though, I
Speaker 2: feel like that's a question that will come back to
Speaker 2: bite me in.
Speaker 1: The bus, and I will say I know that c
Speaker 1: J felt a little bit used, and all of my
Speaker 1: co hosts did as well. But I will say, someone
Speaker 1: with that type of ingenuity and drive, who never gives up,
Speaker 1: even as a topless elf, could become the president of
Speaker 1: the United States someday. Wow, that's the type of drive
Speaker 1: that it takes.
Speaker 2: I used to say no, but now I can't anymore.
Speaker 1: She's very young.
Speaker 2: You guys are terrible.
Speaker 1: But if you ever need help with a second date
Speaker 1: or I guess if you want to just hawk your
Speaker 1: businesses on our show, no, we're.
Speaker 5: Never doing that again. We are never doing that again.
Speaker 5: It is not a possibility. If you want that, call
Speaker 5: our sales department.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's how we get paid, jeff It's that type
Speaker 1: of attitude is how you lose the presidential election. But
Speaker 1: we will call that person who isn't calling you back.
Speaker 1: Reach out to Brooke and Jeffrey and go check out
Speaker 1: our podcast.
Speaker 2: While you're having Brook and Jeffrey in the morning,