Speaker 1: Okay, before the full show podcast starts, I gotta say,
Speaker 1: hoose red is your color? I mean it really is. Hey,
Speaker 1: what about me? I'm in red too? You know that's cute?
Speaker 2: All right if you didn't remember, you need to be
Speaker 2: wearing your red today because we are spreading awareness of
Speaker 2: cardiovascular disease, which is the number one killer of women.
Speaker 2: It kills more women than all cancers combined. It's crazy
Speaker 2: and it's largely preventable. Okay, you can do something about it.
Speaker 2: And the first thing you should do is join our
Speaker 2: team red of course.
Speaker 1: Yes, and the link to that is in the show notes. Yes, yes,
Speaker 1: right now.
Speaker 3: And you're not wearing red?
Speaker 1: Go home? Just spilled spaghetti sauce all it's actually cheaper. Yeah,
Speaker 1: we're kicking it off. It's a nine week program. We'd
Speaker 1: love you to be on our team.
Speaker 2: It's Team Alexis and Brook and we've got a link,
Speaker 2: like she said in the show notes, and we're going
Speaker 2: to do nine weeks of just some virtual activities to
Speaker 2: learn more about our heart health.
Speaker 4: They're so easy, only take a few minutes a day,
Speaker 4: super simple.
Speaker 1: Join our team and hey, enjoy the show.
Speaker 5: Yay.
Speaker 3: How often do you guys use like Uber Eats or
Speaker 3: door Dash to deliver food to your house almost.
Speaker 6: I'd say it's.
Speaker 3: Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 1: I do it like twice a year. Maybe, Yeah, it's
Speaker 1: part of my routine.
Speaker 3: The other night I had a friend over. We got
Speaker 3: some Tai food delivered. Okay, just got in order of
Speaker 3: cashew chicken, pad tie and egg rolls. Okay, three items.
Speaker 3: Guess how much it costs?
Speaker 1: Okay, deliver always like fifteen dollars.
Speaker 3: The total was ninety dollars and sixty five cents pad tie,
Speaker 3: egg rolls in what cashew chicken? And the reason why
Speaker 3: is because where we live, delivery fees of skyrocketed in
Speaker 3: order to keep up with the minimum wage and other
Speaker 3: benefits to the workers who deliver meals and groceries and packaging.
Speaker 1: You're like way up a hill.
Speaker 3: You're not downtown or anything.
Speaker 1: You can't walk to a restaurant like they're gonna have to.
Speaker 3: Okay, you don't have to shame where I live.
Speaker 1: I like it.
Speaker 3: I like being in seclusion.
Speaker 1: Personally, ninety two dollars, I mean, what do you tip
Speaker 1: on that?
Speaker 3: Well, there's also a report of someone who ordered two
Speaker 3: euros got charged forty four to ninety for that, then
Speaker 3: an additional eight dollars and forty seven cents for service
Speaker 3: and delivery fees. And that was before the new laws
Speaker 3: went into place.
Speaker 2: I tell you, I go through the whole process of
Speaker 2: like starting to order, and then I get to the
Speaker 2: total and I see the service fees and the stuff,
Speaker 2: and I'm like, nope.
Speaker 4: No, And if you could pick up it's like less
Speaker 4: than half.
Speaker 1: I'm like, yeah, it looks like I'm driving there. Yeah.
Speaker 3: So at this point a lot of people are saying
Speaker 3: forget it. Yeah, I'm done with delivery. It's not worth it.
Speaker 2: I feel like it's the same thing as like streaming,
Speaker 2: like it used to be so great. It felt like
Speaker 2: we were sneaking around the system, like.
Speaker 1: We had a way.
Speaker 3: I'm sorry, you can't cheat the system anymore.
Speaker 6: No.
Speaker 1: I enjoyed it for a short time.
Speaker 3: I mean me, I'm definitely not happy about it. What
Speaker 3: am I gonna do, though? Learn how to cook egg
Speaker 3: rolls and make authentic pad tie on a weeknight?
Speaker 7: Absolutely.
Speaker 3: My mother did not raise me to cook for myself,
Speaker 3: and she would be more to five to learn. If
Speaker 3: I was even trying.
Speaker 1: You could just drive to the restaurant absolutely not. Oh
Speaker 1: remember Bron't right?
Speaker 3: I like being charged one hundred and fifty dollars.
Speaker 1: Huge, that's interesting. Why don't you pick up lunch then? Ever?
Speaker 1: Here because that's about what it costs.
Speaker 3: Saves money for his own dinner. Yees, because someone in
Speaker 3: this room makes me lose my appetite every time I'm here.
Speaker 3: So now let's get into the shot collar question of
Speaker 3: a day with the man who's actually worth the twenty
Speaker 3: dollars delivery fee and even comes with a side of
Speaker 3: sweet and sour dipping sauce with him Digital Jake, let's go.
Speaker 7: That's right, since we were already complaining about the downsides
Speaker 7: of food delivery, Yeah, let's talk about the good part. Yeah,
Speaker 7: shoving it into.
Speaker 1: Our snack hole, my mouth, Jake.
Speaker 7: I love more than one hundred and twelve million Americans
Speaker 7: say they use a food delivery service last year, and
Speaker 7: our country is only second to China, bringing in an
Speaker 7: estimated two hundred and eighteen billion dollars a year Wow
Speaker 7: Deliver Yeah, and by twenty twenty seven, experts are estimating
Speaker 7: it will pass the five hundred billion dollar mark. Holy cow,
Speaker 7: because Jose will be that.
Speaker 1: Hungry and it looks like Jeff's gonna order again.
Speaker 7: What exactly are people ordering the most? You're gonna have
Speaker 7: to tell me as we identify the top twenty most
Speaker 7: ordered food items from delivery apps, drinks and desserts not
Speaker 7: included in an extra salty edition of plenty of twenty. Okay, again,
Speaker 7: if you hear this sound, you guess the number one
Speaker 7: most popular food item and are safe from one wrong guess.
Speaker 7: Now we drew a name out of a hat, and
Speaker 7: today we're starting with Alexis.
Speaker 4: I mean, I only get food delivered by I am
Speaker 4: like severely hungover and like on my deathbed.
Speaker 3: So every single day as well.
Speaker 4: But I don't get that when I'm hungover, it's like
Speaker 4: the next morning I'm talking about, like I can't get
Speaker 4: out of bed and I order a breakfast burrito.
Speaker 7: Yeah, Barrita, there it is burrito. I'm amost gonna take
Speaker 7: taco off the board from number one. So burrito and
Speaker 7: taco where the number one answer the most delivered food
Speaker 7: from delivery apps.
Speaker 8: She does.
Speaker 7: Next up is brook.
Speaker 1: Okay. I actually thought number one was gonna be pizza,
Speaker 1: so I'm gonna say pizza.
Speaker 7: Pizza. It's number three on the list, So number two
Speaker 7: is still on the list. Jose Europe.
Speaker 3: Okay, I'm gonna say ramen.
Speaker 7: Ramen number two, fifteen on the list, I'm gonna give
Speaker 7: you miso soup, ramen something like that in general soup.
Speaker 7: I'm gonna give you that. For number fifteen, We're gonna
Speaker 7: go to Jeffrey.
Speaker 3: I do order one food item a lot, but not
Speaker 3: to eat. I like to crush it up and use
Speaker 3: it for a homemade face mask. So give me at
Speaker 3: a mammae jake and a mome.
Speaker 7: Number thirteen on the list. People love apps. We're back
Speaker 7: to Alexis.
Speaker 4: This is I think as far as takeout food, Chinese
Speaker 4: food is always so good for takeo.
Speaker 1: So what orange chicken? I don't know.
Speaker 7: Orange chicken did not make the top twenty. Alexis, you
Speaker 7: have the silver Sainos. You're still in it. We're over
Speaker 7: to Brook.
Speaker 2: I think that Jeffrey was onto something where pad tie is,
Speaker 2: although pretty simple to make, not everybody has the ingredients
Speaker 2: right and they're covered.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna say pad.
Speaker 7: Thaie pad tie number four on the list. Still have
Speaker 7: number two, five, six, seven, whole bunch of answers on there.
Speaker 7: We're back to Jose.
Speaker 3: I'm gonna stay with the Mexican.
Speaker 5: Since it was number one, I'm assuming it'll be multiple
Speaker 5: so I'm gonna say nachos.
Speaker 7: Nachos did not make the top twenty. I'm sorry. There
Speaker 7: are other Mexican dishes on there, but not Nacho specifically.
Speaker 3: Say we're gonna go to Jeffrey, going back to ordering
Speaker 3: food but not necessarily eating it. The reason my toes
Speaker 3: have no wrinkles is because I soak him in guacamole.
Speaker 3: So give me guacamole, chips and gold dip.
Speaker 7: Number eighteen.
Speaker 1: You're gonna give not.
Speaker 7: Necessarily all entrees on this list. There's a lot of
Speaker 7: size as well. Alexis it's your turn.
Speaker 4: I mean when I did worked Postmates for a while,
Speaker 4: I know I couldn't resist sometimes possibly grabbing some people's fries.
Speaker 7: French fries number twelve on the list.
Speaker 1: Brook, Okay, I got another one. I think this is good.
Speaker 1: Show me chicken wings.
Speaker 7: Chicken wings, boneless and bone full number ten on the list.
Speaker 1: Maloneys on there, Jeffrey.
Speaker 3: There is one thing that I do eat when I
Speaker 3: order it. Prairie oysters.
Speaker 1: What what what is that?
Speaker 3: Rocky Mountain oysters?
Speaker 1: Oh?
Speaker 3: Those are bull They're called Prairie oysters.
Speaker 6: I've never heard of that.
Speaker 1: Right to the Rocky Mountain Oyster Festival.
Speaker 3: No one cares give me Prairie.
Speaker 7: Oysters, Prairie oysters. I'm gonna give you three wrong answers.
Speaker 7: Finally we have Alexis and Brook. Alexis is used or
Speaker 7: silver saved. The next wrong answer loses Alexis turn.
Speaker 1: I'm going basic and I'm gonna say a.
Speaker 7: Burger cheese burger number two on the way basic about
Speaker 7: a burger.
Speaker 1: Bye, everyone in my family loves it. Show me karioki chicken.
Speaker 7: Teraaki chicken not make the top twenty, I'm sorry, say
Speaker 7: let me go over what you guys missed? Number five
Speaker 7: chicken caesadilla, Number six was sushi. Fried chicken sandwich was seven,
Speaker 7: Caesar salad, chicken tika masala mazzarella sticks made the list.
Speaker 7: Garlic non at fourteen, mac and cheese at sixteen, Veggie
Speaker 7: burger breakfast sandwich was nineteen, and number twenty was kind
Speaker 7: of generic. Would have given you any of the items
Speaker 7: that you mentioned barbecue, Oh yeah, that was all right.
Speaker 3: Well, Alexis is the one who comes out with the
Speaker 3: victory today. She's gonna choose you to get shocked and
Speaker 3: someone's gonna be singing. That's a more by Dean Martin.
Speaker 4: I'm gonna go jose for all the foody orders.
Speaker 3: Yeah yeah, yeah, when hits your I like a big
Speaker 3: pizza by that some more shock collar question of the.
Speaker 6: Day brooking Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 3: Valentine's Day is right around the corner. It's broken, Jeffrey
Speaker 3: in the morning. And I know there's a few of
Speaker 3: you out there who are single and have a little
Speaker 3: bitterness towards you. Rex. Well, have I got the Valentine's
Speaker 3: Day gift for.
Speaker 1: You there, Jeffrey.
Speaker 3: An animal shelter in New Jersey called Homeward Bound Pet
Speaker 3: Adoption is offering a unique news service for Cupid's Birthday
Speaker 3: this year. For a fifty dollars donation, they will name
Speaker 3: a feral cat after your ex and then newter it.
Speaker 3: But I don't worry. They're not just coming after the boys.
Speaker 3: They'll also spay the female cats too, So now you
Speaker 3: are not the only celibate one on this Valentine's Day.
Speaker 7: But what if I.
Speaker 9: Get emotional and I want my cat to have babies
Speaker 9: and be happy.
Speaker 3: Well, it's a feral cat, so you don't want those
Speaker 3: feral cats reproducing.
Speaker 1: You don't need more kiddies.
Speaker 3: And it might sound a little bit cruel, but it
Speaker 3: is a good thing.
Speaker 1: Have you not listened to Bob Barker ever in your life?
Speaker 3: He still around?
Speaker 1: I think.
Speaker 3: The good thing is you're going to get a certified
Speaker 3: email that says Kevin has been newter and he is
Speaker 3: no longer able to reproduce or engage in romantic activities
Speaker 3: without feeling deeply, deeply ashamed of himself. So you have
Speaker 3: a picture of him like mad. But do you hang
Speaker 3: it up on your won No? No, no, You print
Speaker 3: that email out and take it with you to the
Speaker 3: table of one on Valentine's Day and you enjoy a
Speaker 3: great meal and a hilarious laugh. And if you send
Speaker 3: fifteen dollars to our radio station right now, we'll shoot
Speaker 3: your X in the eyes with a radioactive laser doing
Speaker 3: a brand new edition of Laser Stories that's coming up next.
Speaker 3: It's the radio segment that's trying anything and everything to
Speaker 3: go viral. His latest attempt was doing the Gognam style
Speaker 3: dance on a glass table over a bed of steak knives.
Speaker 3: Oh my god, it's seven views and counting. Go check
Speaker 3: it out with Laser Stories, the segment where we read
Speaker 3: weird news stories around the glove, just like everyone else does,
Speaker 3: except we've got a laser and those are there slippy trippies.
Speaker 3: Just this first laser story is out of New Jersey.
Speaker 3: A woman named Francine Whitlock recently woke up last Tuesday morning.
Speaker 3: She looked outside only to find her house was vandalized
Speaker 3: with pepperoni.
Speaker 1: That's vandalization? Is that how you say it?
Speaker 6: Van? Yeah?
Speaker 1: Okay.
Speaker 3: There were large chunks by her doorstep and stream all
Speaker 3: around the porch.
Speaker 1: That's expensive.
Speaker 3: Wow. More pieces were strategically placed down the stay, and
Speaker 3: then there were four slices on the hood of her
Speaker 3: car and four more on the trunk.
Speaker 1: Oh my god? Is it just an angry piece of
Speaker 1: delivery guy seeking his revenge.
Speaker 3: She has no idea who did it or why, so
Speaker 3: of course she reported it to the police.
Speaker 2: Remember when my car got cheesed and I had a
Speaker 2: single slice of Crafty on my windshield.
Speaker 1: If they did the cheese and the pepperoni together, you're
Speaker 1: halfway to a dinner.
Speaker 3: When cops showed up, they found that there wasn't any
Speaker 3: real damage, but Francine told them that she's worried about
Speaker 3: this happening again because someone was trespassing and it's possible
Speaker 3: next time that spicy meat could damage the paint on
Speaker 3: her car. Throw cured ham next, I did, I don't
Speaker 3: know what meats are gonna fly in my car?
Speaker 1: So funny. Alexis called the cops after she totaled somebody's
Speaker 1: car and they wouldn't show up.
Speaker 6: On deck.
Speaker 3: In New Jersey, Pepperoni crime is the top of the place,
Speaker 3: you know. Not clear though, one hundred percent if it
Speaker 3: really was Pepperoni. So the police brought some samples to
Speaker 3: a local pizzeria owner who says they did, who says
Speaker 3: it looked like maybe some kind of salami. Final conclusion
Speaker 3: from a team of pizza was that it was in
Speaker 3: the family of Pepperoni. Okay, but they're not exactly sure.
Speaker 1: I see not quite as spicy, maybe a lot.
Speaker 7: It means out there.
Speaker 3: Still, the woman is calling the unidentified purpse the Pepperoni bandits,
Speaker 3: and the police say they will continue the investigation while
Speaker 3: putting some murder cases on hold.
Speaker 1: Yeah, why do I feel like she's all over Facebook
Speaker 1: about this?
Speaker 6: Oh?
Speaker 7: Yeah?
Speaker 3: This next laser stories out of northern Kentucky. Most roadside
Speaker 3: convenience stores don't want you using their restrooms, and well
Speaker 3: the feelings mutual. But one chain, one chain decided to
Speaker 3: make their bathrooms more fun. That's right. Six Hopshop convenience
Speaker 3: stores are installing big red buttons in their bathrooms with
Speaker 3: a sign saying do not push this button.
Speaker 1: So everybody pushes it.
Speaker 7: Yeah, you have to.
Speaker 3: There's also an image of their mascot, hopper the frog, winking,
Speaker 3: which signals that you could push the button if you
Speaker 3: want to.
Speaker 1: If you're frisky, I'm like, what's gonna.
Speaker 3: He If you do push it, it temporarily turns the
Speaker 3: bathroom into a dance club, so lights come on, including
Speaker 3: an actual disco ball, and music inside of the bathroom.
Speaker 3: A manager says, the disco party bathrooms have gone viral
Speaker 3: on social media and there's such a draw. People are
Speaker 3: coming to the stores and buying more things just to
Speaker 3: go into the restaurant.
Speaker 1: I think it's a new thing. Member Jose and I
Speaker 1: went to this Italian restaurant.
Speaker 2: It's like super swagy, very low key, and then you
Speaker 2: go into the bathroom and it is floor to ceiling
Speaker 2: mirrors and blasting club music.
Speaker 3: I prefer the convenience store bathrooms, thank you very much.
Speaker 3: But the manager even said I had a sixty year
Speaker 3: old woman who proudly said she celebrated her twentieth birthday
Speaker 3: by visiting all six hop Shop Disco bathrooms in one day.
Speaker 3: That's a bathroom hoping.
Speaker 1: What happens when you're so close to illegal.
Speaker 3: The idea was to do something unique to bring people
Speaker 3: in and hopefully they'll make purchases while they're there. Looks
Speaker 3: like it's working. I love it. Experience Brook wants to
Speaker 3: go in there and eat on the toilet of every
Speaker 3: single restaurant. This neck lazer stories out of the glorious
Speaker 3: land of carbs and cheese. But my doctor doesn't like
Speaker 3: it when I visit. Now, are you trying to lose
Speaker 3: weight and need some new recipes? You might want to
Speaker 3: invest in a good cookbook, just not this one. Uh,
Speaker 3: because Chuck E Cheese is releasing their own edition.
Speaker 1: What wait, don't they serve just pizza? What else would
Speaker 1: they put on it?
Speaker 3: It's called the Chuck E Cheese and Friends Party Cookbook.
Speaker 1: No one has ever gone there for food. It's like,
Speaker 1: that's not the reason you go.
Speaker 3: It's full of recipes for parties and large groups. Hey,
Speaker 3: you know children's birthday parties. But if you're a true fan,
Speaker 3: there's no reason you could use them for your rehearsal
Speaker 3: dinner or maybe for your company's next shareholders meeting.
Speaker 2: Are you telling me there's a chef at Chuck E Cheese.
Speaker 3: It's one hundred and twenty eight pages wow recipes and
Speaker 3: features other well known characters like singing dog, jasper tea jowls,
Speaker 3: and they're animatronic chicken, Hell and Henny. Not clear how
Speaker 3: many of their actual menu items are in it, but
Speaker 3: recipes include things like Kansas City barbecue, chicken pizza, Halloween
Speaker 3: themed pigs in a blanket called mummy dogs.
Speaker 1: Okay, that's really simple. They didn't come up with that. Yeah,
Speaker 1: am so easy?
Speaker 3: A rainbow marble unicorn cake. Tasty, but it has to
Speaker 3: be sitting out for two weeks and nobody touches it.
Speaker 3: And if you want to party it up like Chuck.
Speaker 3: You can pre order it on Amazon for twenty three dollars.
Speaker 3: Whoa j.
Speaker 1: Really do think they're chef?
Speaker 3: This next Lazer Stories out of England, a nineteenth century
Speaker 3: cabinet was brought to the auction house by a family
Speaker 3: who said had belonged to a deceased unkle and a
Speaker 3: photographer was taking photos of it for the sale when
Speaker 3: he opened it up and saw a lemon.
Speaker 7: Not a lemon.
Speaker 3: Well it wasn't an ordinary lemon, though, it was a
Speaker 3: dried out, round, brown, leathery looking one lemon. Even crazier,
Speaker 3: it was inscribed with a message that said, given by
Speaker 3: mister p Leu Francini, November fourth, seventeen thirty nine to
Speaker 3: miss E Baxter, a lemon from the seventeen hundred. So
Speaker 3: we're gonna have a picture of it up on the
Speaker 3: brook and free instant story so you could see.
Speaker 1: Why do we need preservatives of stuff from the seventeen hundred?
Speaker 1: Sticks around?
Speaker 3: The auction house figured what the heck? So they decided
Speaker 3: to sell off the old lemon with a starting price
Speaker 3: of fifty dollars.
Speaker 1: Well that's pretty high.
Speaker 3: And what happened next shock to everyone, because that shriveled
Speaker 3: fruit went for one thousand, seven hundred and eighty dollars.
Speaker 7: Oh my goodness, is there.
Speaker 2: Even any proof that it's really from the seventeen hundred?
Speaker 10: To give me no leg because I got some old
Speaker 10: old produce I could write some stuff off.
Speaker 1: I may want to sell it.
Speaker 3: That seventeen hundreds lemon looks like an alvacado that's been
Speaker 3: on the counter for six hours. Even funnier, the old
Speaker 3: antique cabinet that they wanted to sell only went for
Speaker 3: forty bucks. Ah, and hey got me thinking, I'm sure
Speaker 3: Brooke does have some old food in her desk that
Speaker 3: we could probably auction off for charity.
Speaker 2: Here, I mean, I got lunch from a couple of
Speaker 2: nights ago.
Speaker 3: Maybe you could team up with this guy for the auction.
Speaker 3: He's always hiding surprise stuff in the bottom of random
Speaker 3: people's shoes. I see, so could work out that means
Speaker 3: laser stories come to an end for the day. We'll
Speaker 3: do it again the same time on Monday.
Speaker 6: Brooking Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 3: You think you're smarter than us, Yeah, you are by
Speaker 3: a lot. Probably take that. Now it's time to actually
Speaker 3: prove it when we play a brand new edition of
Speaker 3: Riffing Around. If you haven't heard it before, it's where
Speaker 3: I play an instrumental song in my co host guess
Speaker 3: the title. Possible themes for this round include war and diphtheria.
Speaker 1: Wow, is going to be a fun one a lot of.
Speaker 3: Positive news out there. We'll see what theme we go with,
Speaker 3: and we play a brand new edition of Around coming
Speaker 3: up right after this. It's Brook and Jeffrey in the morning,
Speaker 3: and I checked the weather forecast for the upcoming week.
Speaker 3: It's looking like it's going to be colder than a
Speaker 3: cast iron toilet on the shady side of an iceberg.
Speaker 3: And okay, the only two ways to warm up are
Speaker 3: with a pair of Brook and Jeffreys solar powered underwear,
Speaker 3: or with a pipe and hot game of riffing round.
Speaker 3: Riffing around, if you haven't heard it before, that's where
Speaker 3: I play the instrumental of a very popular song in
Speaker 3: my co hosts just have to name the tune, all right,
Speaker 3: and the honor of the frigid temperatures, every song you
Speaker 3: hear will all have something to do with the cold.
Speaker 6: Ah.
Speaker 3: There are no Christmas songs in this list, even though
Speaker 3: it's winter. So we're gonna start things off with a
Speaker 3: person who drinks cold coffees in the dead of winter, Alexis.
Speaker 1: I just chugged on.
Speaker 3: Cold weather tune.
Speaker 1: Oh easy, Oh, Ice ice Baby, Yes.
Speaker 3: Ice Ice Baby by Vanilla Ice. Because ice spoilert tends
Speaker 3: to be famously cold Hondo Jose. Remember the theme is
Speaker 3: cold weather. Okay, name this song.
Speaker 9: It's cold as Ice, Cold as Ice by Foreigner And
Speaker 9: in fact, speaking of Foreigner, they actually wrote that song
Speaker 9: about Brook and her cold cold time, which it's now your.
Speaker 3: Turn, Brook. The name this famous cold weather hit.
Speaker 1: Oh oh, scrubs, No scrubs, that's correct, but I need
Speaker 1: the reference to the cold Weather Yeah, who knows scrub
Speaker 1: the members of TLC Chili Chili because it is chilli.
Speaker 3: I mean you struggled to get to the right answer there.
Speaker 6: I don't know why.
Speaker 3: I think it was pretty obvious where we were going
Speaker 3: with that. So somehow we are on the round two
Speaker 3: and the score is tied one one, playing riffing around
Speaker 3: cold Weather edition where the title of the song or
Speaker 3: the artist names have something to do with the low
Speaker 3: low te You didn't.
Speaker 1: Say the artist names from me?
Speaker 3: One more time, it's minus ten points Brook. We are
Speaker 3: back to the girl who says starburst and skittles are
Speaker 3: the top two categories in her food pyramid. We're going
Speaker 3: to Alexis name this cold weather.
Speaker 1: Song shake it off? But how's that?
Speaker 3: What are you shaking?
Speaker 9: Oh?
Speaker 1: Ques? Like Brooks, I'm ready. I wasn't there back you up.
Speaker 1: I didn't really get it. I was like where I
Speaker 1: have to go with this?
Speaker 3: Yere here? Because if you didn't realize when it gets
Speaker 3: chilly outside, you tend to shake a little bit because
Speaker 3: it's cold. So we're on to Jose again. Jose, you
Speaker 3: must answer if you know this is going to be
Speaker 3: like blizzard, you need to do this in your phone
Speaker 3: tap character Rolando's this tune. Oh yes, come on, DC's
Speaker 3: able to request you today.
Speaker 6: But why.
Speaker 3: Because takes your breath away?
Speaker 1: Or is it the remix of Daddy's I'll Be Missing
Speaker 1: You Brooks.
Speaker 3: This is not your term minus one point.
Speaker 1: It could have been.
Speaker 3: Again, Jose, what was your answer for the song I
Speaker 3: Will be missing You?
Speaker 1: No, you said it before the right way.
Speaker 11: Oh, I already forgot.
Speaker 3: We're gonna go to Alexis then reput Alexis is gonna
Speaker 3: take the point on that one game. Brook. We're back
Speaker 3: to you now. Put on your whole thinking cap for
Speaker 3: this one, because remember it's cold, and name this cold
Speaker 3: weather song.
Speaker 2: Oh oh, I'm i oh try.
Speaker 3: Mumbling does not tell that as an answer, Brook, The.
Speaker 1: Name of the song is it? Dress away? Jose to
Speaker 1: steal it.
Speaker 3: I think it's just so cold, so cold.
Speaker 12: Now you're here.
Speaker 5: Again, that's not your turn, don't feels that's it with
Speaker 5: sweater weather by the neighborhood, because when it's cold out
Speaker 5: you tend to need a sweater.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, that's a one hit wonder if I've
Speaker 2: ever heard one.
Speaker 7: Mind.
Speaker 3: That's another point for Brook for hating on the neighborhood,
Speaker 3: for the amazing song that's lasted over a decade. On
Speaker 3: to the third round. The score is zero for Jose,
Speaker 3: four for alexis negative two for Brooke. Now all the
Speaker 3: points are worth triple. The herd and final round a lexus.
Speaker 3: You should remember this because you were actually conceived to it.
Speaker 3: According to my research, play it.
Speaker 1: This is what I was conceived too. Oh I know
Speaker 1: what it is.
Speaker 3: Oh, now I hear it.
Speaker 1: It sounds like a Disney music.
Speaker 6: It is.
Speaker 1: When a dream is a wish.
Speaker 3: No, that's not it, Brook, Can you steal it?
Speaker 1: Someday my prince will call it?
Speaker 5: Yes?
Speaker 3: And why does that have to do with the cold.
Speaker 1: Because she lost her shoe? Who is it, sleeping beauty?
Speaker 3: No, it's snow. Snow is a cold thing. With those
Speaker 3: double points, you are back up to zero.
Speaker 1: Really hard to keep tracking.
Speaker 3: Very mad, Jose, please transform into your character Clover for
Speaker 3: this one and this cold weather hit. Oh here's my
Speaker 3: mite and cheering.
Speaker 6: Uh huh?
Speaker 3: What does he sing?
Speaker 6: That little red freak?
Speaker 3: He's got pale skin. Skin looks just like a snowman.
Speaker 3: But what is the name of this song? I'm gonna
Speaker 3: give up and I'm gonna go back into home. Alright,
Speaker 3: none for Clover, Alexis, can you steal it?
Speaker 1: Yes, Sugar.
Speaker 3: Alexis goes up to five points total. She is in
Speaker 3: the lead here and we are onto the final answer
Speaker 3: here from Brook. This is your last chance, but it's
Speaker 3: worth ten points if you get it right. Remember that's
Speaker 3: doing the cold weather so this is pretty.
Speaker 1: Much later trains coming. It's rolling around then.
Speaker 6: Know.
Speaker 1: Sh that's not the song prison.
Speaker 3: Oh my god, it's not fullsome prison blues. Jose, can
Speaker 3: you steal it? I feel like this is Johnny. It's
Speaker 3: not john It's too late, you say, Johnny, Cash said Jose,
Speaker 3: I walk all over? What does the walking? Yes, boots.
Speaker 11: These boots are made for walkings injury with tie point
Speaker 11: swings aund cold weather.
Speaker 7: And I hate the scoring.
Speaker 3: You win the riffing Capua next week when we do
Speaker 3: riffing around famous Italian operas of the sixteenth century. Yeah,
Speaker 3: and jeff Turty Penguin Deblo. Your phone taps coming.
Speaker 6: Up next, brook and Jeffrey in the morning, Lexus.
Speaker 3: If you're about to go out on a first date
Speaker 3: with a cute guy, how thoughtful would it be to
Speaker 3: get a surprise phone call from his mother? Wouldn't that
Speaker 3: be nice to get the inside skinny on all of
Speaker 3: his dislikes and likes and maybe even give you a
Speaker 3: little pump up speech to get you ready for the
Speaker 3: big night with her little boy.
Speaker 4: I mean, it's always good to have some you know,
Speaker 4: background on him, you know, in case you need to
Speaker 4: hold it against them blackmail.
Speaker 3: You're looking at him, Okay, sounds like you're not.
Speaker 13: That into it.
Speaker 1: No, no, no no, I'm trying to make the best
Speaker 1: of it.
Speaker 3: But maybe you don't love it, but Brooks certainly does.
Speaker 3: She pretends to be a dude's mom and calls his
Speaker 3: date less than twenty four hours before the actual event.
Speaker 3: Here how it goes in your phone tap right now,
Speaker 3: it's another twenty.
Speaker 1: Twenty Hello, am I speaking with the Heather? Yes, only
Speaker 1: your future mother in law?
Speaker 14: What did what did you say?
Speaker 6: Oh?
Speaker 1: I'm just kidding, okay, kidding for now.
Speaker 6: What is happening right now?
Speaker 10: Goodness, you don't know my name. This is Constance. We
Speaker 10: have not met, but you're supposed to go out with
Speaker 10: my son Caleb tonight.
Speaker 1: First date.
Speaker 3: Okay, yeah I am, But you said you your his mother?
Speaker 1: Yes, and my little boy is just thrilled about taking
Speaker 1: you out tonight.
Speaker 6: Oh.
Speaker 1: I have heard a lot about you.
Speaker 2: Yeah you have.
Speaker 3: I have.
Speaker 1: He showed me your dating profile. Oh, yoga, journaling, baking.
Speaker 1: I give you a B plus, a B plus. Okay,
Speaker 1: speaking of yoga.
Speaker 10: It just reminded me my third husband, Darryl thinks yoga
Speaker 10: has really helped me improve my kick thrusts in the bedroom.
Speaker 13: And okay, I'm so confused.
Speaker 2: Why are you calling me?
Speaker 7: And how did you give my number?
Speaker 6: Oh?
Speaker 10: My little potato face. We share everything, so I have
Speaker 10: his password. Now he doesn't know that I'm calling, so
Speaker 10: let's keep this between us, ladies.
Speaker 15: Oh my god, this is crazy. You share passwords?
Speaker 6: Well?
Speaker 1: What good mother? And son? Doesn't I remember?
Speaker 7: Uh no, no, no one does that.
Speaker 6: Oh.
Speaker 1: I still have parental controls on his phone, so I
Speaker 1: see all of your messages.
Speaker 3: Oh really, Okay, I love that meme you.
Speaker 1: Sent him two days ago at me laughing, I'll tell.
Speaker 6: You you saw that you look through your grown son's phone.
Speaker 1: We'll just get sent to mine. But you asked why
Speaker 1: I was calling, and you know what, I think that's
Speaker 1: a good point. I'm not calling to talk about me.
Speaker 1: Let's focus on your date.
Speaker 15: But I don't need to talk you about our date.
Speaker 10: That's You're not a part of this.
Speaker 15: So I don't even know why you're kind.
Speaker 1: To I think I have some helpful information for you. Actually,
Speaker 1: if you didn't realize Caleb really likes kisses behind his
Speaker 1: right ear. Oh, he is ticklish there.
Speaker 13: Oh, I don't even know if I should be going
Speaker 13: on a date with Caleb if this is I bet, I.
Speaker 1: Bet if you keep doing it, it might just turn
Speaker 1: him on.
Speaker 7: Oh my god, that's I'm a cool mom. Why do
Speaker 7: you know that?
Speaker 1: You're not a cool mom?
Speaker 2: No, cool mom does this?
Speaker 1: This is horrific.
Speaker 6: I'm not cool.
Speaker 1: How do you think I know about the Karate Kid then?
Speaker 1: Huh what?
Speaker 14: Oh?
Speaker 1: He loves that show on Netflix.
Speaker 14: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Oh, he even wears.
Speaker 10: The Karate Kid outfits around the house. And because he
Speaker 10: recently lost his job at the bus station. He's not
Speaker 10: a lot of time to practice his crane kicks.
Speaker 14: He's getting good.
Speaker 15: He lost his job.
Speaker 7: Wait that that doesn't make sense. He was telling me
Speaker 7: all about.
Speaker 14: His work and a bund up like he works in marketing.
Speaker 7: That's what he said.
Speaker 10: Yeah, he's really good at spinning those signs, but that's
Speaker 10: only part time.
Speaker 1: Think about it this way, though, part time work gives
Speaker 1: him more time to spoil us. He has two favorite ladies.
Speaker 13: Okay, I don't think this is gonna.
Speaker 3: Work out, So can you just tell him?
Speaker 1: Oh, he's going to be heartbroken. It'll be just like
Speaker 1: last summer.
Speaker 10: When his inflatable girlfriend got run over by a bully
Speaker 10: with a skateboard.
Speaker 13: What are you talking about.
Speaker 1: It was inconsolable for days.
Speaker 7: Okay, you know what.
Speaker 15: This really isn't gonna work out. You need to tell
Speaker 15: your son thank you, but no thanks.
Speaker 10: Wait, my son does need to tell you one thing,
Speaker 10: and that's that I'm not actually his mother. I actually
Speaker 10: broke from the radio show Broke and Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 10: We're doing a phone tap on you.
Speaker 14: What is going on?
Speaker 1: It's a prank phone call. Your take is actually the
Speaker 1: one who set you up. No, oh my god, you too.
Speaker 10: Both have a really funny sense of humor, and he
Speaker 10: wanted to play a joke on you before the first day.
Speaker 6: I can't believe this.
Speaker 2: That was insane.
Speaker 1: Okay, so you like that, right, the joke.
Speaker 6: I haven't decided yet. Every morning was weekday morning, brooking Jeffrey.
Speaker 3: In the morning after we recorded the Second Date update,
Speaker 3: we took a vote, and three out of the four
Speaker 3: of us said don't air that. Yeah. Yeah, But I
Speaker 3: was the lone wolf, saying, come on, guys, let's give
Speaker 3: her a chance.
Speaker 1: It doesn't make you look good, jeff No, it.
Speaker 3: Does because I stood up for our listener like I
Speaker 3: always do. I am like the Statue of Liberty of Radio,
Speaker 3: standing proudly out in the harbor, saying give us. You're tired,
Speaker 3: you are poor, your huddled masses, your scammers, your degenerates,
Speaker 3: bring them all, you will take them.
Speaker 1: I bet your arm is so tired.
Speaker 3: Yes, I know you want to shut down the borders, Brook.
Speaker 3: I know you don't agree with this.
Speaker 13: Am I.
Speaker 3: He will let you decide who was right and who
Speaker 3: was wrong. You're a brand new Second Date Update. We're
Speaker 3: gonna find out right after this second date update date.
Speaker 3: Whenever we do our second date updates, we don't usually
Speaker 3: mention our socials at Brook and Jeffrey which make sure
Speaker 3: to follow us. Check out our podcast to rate, subscribe
Speaker 3: comments on Brooks hair whatever you want to do.
Speaker 1: But I, okay, there's some roots. I'm sorry.
Speaker 3: Let the people comment that to you before you actually
Speaker 3: do it. But I only bring it up because our
Speaker 3: listener put down all of her socials in her email
Speaker 3: when requesting a second date.
Speaker 1: Okay, she thought maybe give her more.
Speaker 3: Like you know, she does say that she's got a
Speaker 3: few different jobs, and she may a lot of money,
Speaker 3: and even though she doesn't necessarily need a guy right now,
Speaker 3: she does want to give one a chance.
Speaker 1: Today, giving person absolutely.
Speaker 3: Let's talk to Vicky. Vicky, thank you for generously letting
Speaker 3: one man have a shot with you. Welcome to the show.
Speaker 13: Oh god, thank you all so much for robbing me.
Speaker 1: It's a true philanthropist and giving guys a chance.
Speaker 5: Thank you for.
Speaker 1: Allowing me to be on the phone with you.
Speaker 3: This is a big love fest going on already. How
Speaker 3: you doing, Vicky, Vicky?
Speaker 13: I am doing fabulous. It sounds like you guys are
Speaker 13: so cute.
Speaker 1: We're cute.
Speaker 3: Oh we don't.
Speaker 1: I don't know that we've ever gotten that. She hasn't
Speaker 1: seen us yet.
Speaker 3: This is how you know she has never been to
Speaker 3: our website. So, Vicky, we appreciate the compliments, but uh,
Speaker 3: and we're happy to have you on with us today.
Speaker 6: I don't know if you know this.
Speaker 2: I'm also in media too.
Speaker 7: I mean, okay, not radio of all this.
Speaker 1: VICKI and I love how you're a strong woman and everything.
Speaker 1: But are we just talking about you or are we
Speaker 1: going to talk about your date?
Speaker 6: Or were we?
Speaker 7: Yes?
Speaker 3: I mean, I'm having a good time talking about Vicky.
Speaker 3: I'll tell us more about.
Speaker 1: Your k I want the drama.
Speaker 13: I just wanted you to know that I kind of
Speaker 13: look up to your show because you're a good example
Speaker 13: of how to be fun and entertaining. Oh that's nice,
Speaker 13: and that's what I try to do on my social media.
Speaker 7: That's good.
Speaker 3: Okay out there. So you're like an up and coming influencer,
Speaker 3: Is that what you're saying?
Speaker 1: Yeah, you could say that.
Speaker 13: I mean one of the local news stations did a
Speaker 13: news report on me.
Speaker 1: Oh you local news, and you know you've made it.
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's the pinnacle. Unless like you were being featured
Speaker 3: for a crime that you did. Was it something like that,
Speaker 3: Oh my gosh.
Speaker 1: I'm killing I wanted it to be dumb Criminals of
Speaker 1: the Week.
Speaker 14: Crime.
Speaker 1: That's really funny.
Speaker 3: What are you on the news for?
Speaker 13: Actually started a business at Christmas time? Dressing up as
Speaker 13: an elf and doing topless health keeping.
Speaker 3: Topless, you've just become an MVP of the show. Congratulations.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's just such. I've never heard of that combo
Speaker 1: together when he's an influencer. That's not what I was thinking.
Speaker 3: Okay, don't listen to Brooks. She's just jealous that you're
Speaker 3: more respected than us.
Speaker 1: All that, I'm fine with it. It's just surprising. I
Speaker 1: didn't know there was a market for topless.
Speaker 3: This is all very happy. We're learning a lot about you,
Speaker 3: but we do need to learn about your date and
Speaker 3: the guy that you went out with. Is there a guy?
Speaker 6: Yes, I.
Speaker 3: I thought it was going to be during one of
Speaker 3: your topless housekeeping jobs that you met him.
Speaker 1: Mixed business and pleasure. Every topless elf knows that.
Speaker 3: Okay, tell us more about him.
Speaker 4: His name is CJ.
Speaker 3: Okay, all right, what do you like about CJ.
Speaker 13: He's got a great neck.
Speaker 1: What did you say, neck like, what attaches his head
Speaker 1: to his body?
Speaker 3: What makes a neck very sexy and unforgettable for you?
Speaker 13: You don't want it to be too small. You don't
Speaker 13: want it to be too sick.
Speaker 1: Oh, you don't want too much.
Speaker 3: The goldilocks of necks, just right thickness.
Speaker 1: Is that what you used is your opening line with him?
Speaker 3: Of course not.
Speaker 13: I don't give anybody opening lines. They give me opening lines.
Speaker 3: That's right. You are news famous, local news famous. So
Speaker 3: so you guys, you and CJS, did you guys meet up?
Speaker 6: We did?
Speaker 13: We met up for coffee innocent.
Speaker 3: Yeah, how'd that go?
Speaker 6: Well?
Speaker 15: When he walked in, I thought, oh my gosh, he's
Speaker 15: super cute.
Speaker 1: Oh that's a good sign. What'd you guys connect over? Well?
Speaker 13: We connected?
Speaker 7: I don't know.
Speaker 14: I guess I can't really say anything specific.
Speaker 13: I mean, but it didn't take very long for us
Speaker 13: to connect I guess on a Laana level.
Speaker 3: Yeah. A lot of people get lost in people's eyes
Speaker 3: on a first date. You got lost in his next
Speaker 3: so I could understand how it all was kind of
Speaker 3: a blur for you.
Speaker 13: You guys are so funny.
Speaker 3: She's what do you mean over the Actually?
Speaker 1: I mean I would want to take her on a date.
Speaker 2: Because she laughs at everything, you would walk away. I'm
Speaker 2: sure this guy walked away feeling like, man, she really
Speaker 2: thought I was funny.
Speaker 3: Yeah, how did you guys walk away from each other?
Speaker 3: How'd you leave it?
Speaker 6: Well?
Speaker 13: We left it like, I mean like I felt like
Speaker 13: we had a connection.
Speaker 1: Okay, did you talk about future plans at all? Did
Speaker 1: that ever get brought up? The future?
Speaker 12: No?
Speaker 13: Why was waste time talking about that?
Speaker 1: I was the president of the present?
Speaker 3: Yeah? In the moment date, that's question that grandma's what
Speaker 3: do you What do you think about when you know?
Speaker 6: I met? Like?
Speaker 1: Do you want to go out next tuesday? Jeff? As
Speaker 1: in future plans?
Speaker 3: That's like distant future, next tuesday. Let's keep it in
Speaker 3: the now. I'm totally with So what's happened since this
Speaker 3: coffee date?
Speaker 1: Nothing?
Speaker 13: I mean, I don't know what's going on.
Speaker 1: Does he know about your topless elf business?
Speaker 13: Who doesn't know about it?
Speaker 1: Honey?
Speaker 3: Oh I did it? I don't think about it. But
Speaker 3: we don't want the local news. So that's all us.
Speaker 2: I mean, I feel like, maybe have you ever not
Speaker 2: gotten a callback from a guy? I mean, you sound fun,
Speaker 2: you sound successful, you sound beautiful.
Speaker 3: I can't remember I'm trying to date. Okay, well, this
Speaker 3: is definitely seems out of the ordinary, for it is.
Speaker 2: It is a mystery.
Speaker 1: We love a good mystery.
Speaker 3: We're a regular Scooby Doo in the game over here,
Speaker 3: dress up as them for Halloween.
Speaker 1: So mystery machine this, Well, we're gonna.
Speaker 3: Try our best. At least were gonna come back. We'll
Speaker 3: call Cee J for you to try to get you
Speaker 3: a second date update. Okay, worldly, we're bilingual showing up.
Speaker 3: Hold on second date update. The weather outside is frightful.
Speaker 3: But you know what's delightful. It's a topless elf cleaning
Speaker 3: a shelf inside your house.
Speaker 1: That is a different type of belf on the shelf.
Speaker 3: Yeah, but that's what our listener Vicky did over the holidays,
Speaker 3: and it got her featured on the local news because
Speaker 3: of it.
Speaker 1: She is she going to be a leprechaun for Saint
Speaker 1: Patrick's sdake, a topless one.
Speaker 3: I don't want to give away all of her business ideas,
Speaker 3: that's not let's not steal it from her. But she's
Speaker 3: also a social media influencer, according to her, and she's
Speaker 3: very upset right now because she's not getting a callback
Speaker 3: from her date c J after they met for coffee.
Speaker 2: It's the first time a man has never called her back,
Speaker 2: that's what she said. First time she's ever been rejected
Speaker 2: or ghosted or whatever has happened.
Speaker 3: So she's going through a lot right now. Vicki, you
Speaker 3: are a very unique individual, and I truly mean that
Speaker 3: from the bottom of my heart.
Speaker 13: Well, thank you, honey, she liked it.
Speaker 1: I didn't know how that was going to land. Jeff
Speaker 1: I'm gonna be honest with you, and for some peoples.
Speaker 13: You know what, you could follow me and subscribe.
Speaker 3: I hold on, No, no, don't mean we will get there.
Speaker 3: Let's focus on CJ for right now. The guy that
Speaker 3: you've asked.
Speaker 1: Yeah, well, isn't that why you actually called for CJ?
Speaker 14: Right?
Speaker 7: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Yeah, okay, we we never asked. Did you ever reach
Speaker 1: out to him after the coffee date?
Speaker 3: Yes?
Speaker 13: I did, and he hasn't responded. He's been very naughty.
Speaker 1: Oh not in the way I think she doesn't matter
Speaker 1: what she said after that.
Speaker 3: Jeffrey is going back to her topless health thing.
Speaker 1: Yeah, sometimes work and life mixed together.
Speaker 3: Let's see if we can get CJ back onto your
Speaker 3: nice list. When we call him right here, try and
Speaker 3: get you a date out of it, all right, Okay, Okay,
Speaker 3: here we go. I'm doing his number right now. Who Hey,
Speaker 3: we're looking for c J.
Speaker 15: Yeah, CJ.
Speaker 3: Hey man, Sorry to interrupt your day work radio show
Speaker 3: called Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning.
Speaker 15: Okay, Hey, did I win something or kind of?
Speaker 3: That's that's all you want from us? Is just prizes.
Speaker 3: We call you out and you just want to take
Speaker 3: from us. Huh.
Speaker 1: At the end of this there could be a gift card.
Speaker 15: I'm just surprised this morning radio shows still. I thought
Speaker 15: they all die or something.
Speaker 3: Give it a couple of months. So we'll get back
Speaker 3: to you on that.
Speaker 1: But I will be here any day.
Speaker 3: We're really reaching out about a second we do called
Speaker 3: second date update. Oh, trying to reconnect you with a
Speaker 3: girl you went out with recently named Vicky.
Speaker 15: Okay, that's weird, is it really?
Speaker 1: I mean it sounds like you're not getting back to her.
Speaker 1: She texted you and nothing.
Speaker 3: Is that what you said?
Speaker 9: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Why is that funny?
Speaker 14: I mean, well, first of all, you're saying, like, what
Speaker 14: is second date update? I we didn't even go on
Speaker 14: a first date? Really?
Speaker 10: Oh?
Speaker 2: Are you one of those people that don't count coffee
Speaker 2: as a first date. I think I think there's some
Speaker 2: people that think of it as like a pre date.
Speaker 3: She said, you guys went to coffee together.
Speaker 14: I would have counted it. But I mean we met
Speaker 14: for like two minutes. Oh, I had just started my
Speaker 14: coffee and she's like, oh, I have I have to
Speaker 14: take this call or something.
Speaker 3: What do you mean actually two minutes or is it
Speaker 3: like time flew by? We were having so much fun.
Speaker 3: It felt like only two minutes.
Speaker 15: No, literally two minutes, two minutes.
Speaker 14: Oh, my coffee was still full.
Speaker 15: I mean she got up, She's like, I have to
Speaker 15: make the call really quickly.
Speaker 14: Okay, gets up, excuse herself, and she goes outside and
Speaker 14: that she never came back.
Speaker 6: What wait? What wait?
Speaker 3: What did you change tables in between that time where
Speaker 3: she couldn't find you.
Speaker 15: I was just sitting there, I like finished my coffee.
Speaker 15: And then eventually, you know, like I texted her. I
Speaker 15: was like, oh are you coming back? Not saying even
Speaker 15: the next day, I'm like I even text her, Hey.
Speaker 2: Wait, wait, are you talking about the right person? Like
Speaker 2: VICKI Yeah, And she's really sweet and cute.
Speaker 1: She said that you had a nice neck and you
Speaker 1: is that she liked it.
Speaker 3: We don't know if she said that to him.
Speaker 15: No, she did mention my neck at one point in
Speaker 15: the two minutes.
Speaker 1: Girl, in the two minutes.
Speaker 3: I'm confused. There is some sort of miscommunication. She said
Speaker 3: that you weren't texting her.
Speaker 1: Back, and she said she had a great time with you.
Speaker 15: She's illusional. I don't know what to tell you. Like
Speaker 15: we we literally we spent about two minutes together.
Speaker 14: She left.
Speaker 1: I texted her to contact us for a second date.
Speaker 15: She needs to respond.
Speaker 1: Okay, well we're something better.
Speaker 3: Something better than a text response is that she's actually
Speaker 3: on the phone right now, listening in on this conversation,
Speaker 3: wanting to talk to you.
Speaker 15: Wait what, No, she's on the phone right now. Why
Speaker 15: didn't she just call me? Understand?
Speaker 3: I don't know, Vicky question.
Speaker 13: Yes, I'm here. I'm hoping that everyone out there in
Speaker 13: radio land can subscribe to my only fan.
Speaker 3: Oh my god. Okay, we need to beat that. We
Speaker 3: need to beat her. No, no, we're beating the name.
Speaker 1: So Vicky, I want to waste of time. You just
Speaker 1: came on to promote yourself.
Speaker 6: No, of course not.
Speaker 13: I mean you ask people to call who have been
Speaker 13: on a date and they want to go on a
Speaker 13: second date, and I did that.
Speaker 1: You don't want to go out with him again. He's
Speaker 1: been calling you and you didn't call him back. You
Speaker 1: only spent two minutes with him.
Speaker 6: You lied.
Speaker 3: She just said she wants to go out with him
Speaker 3: right there.
Speaker 7: Well she's always saying that because she's yeah, and she
Speaker 7: gets off the air and she's not gonna call in.
Speaker 3: I personally want to trust our listeners the way.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, but you one that set this call up,
Speaker 2: Jeff the email, you should have looked at them.
Speaker 1: Actually, you would be the one. He would be the
Speaker 1: one that gets scammed.
Speaker 3: Yeah, j why are we attacking me right now? I'm
Speaker 3: just trying to support the listener that asked us for help.
Speaker 7: But let's go back.
Speaker 3: We hear you have an only fans and that's great,
Speaker 3: but it doesn't clear up the confusion with CJ. Here
Speaker 3: he says that you ditched him after two minutes in
Speaker 3: the coffee shop.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's messed up, VICKI.
Speaker 13: On your website where you can submit to be on
Speaker 13: this se minute, did you go on a date? And
Speaker 13: I didn't specify like how long the date was? I
Speaker 13: mean it didn't say fill in the blank, how long.
Speaker 6: Were your day?
Speaker 1: This is why people have to make up dumb rules
Speaker 1: for people like you who can't obviously get what the
Speaker 1: point is technically right.
Speaker 3: So Alexis, you're in charge of the website, so this
Speaker 3: is kind of on you.
Speaker 1: Minimum two hours up the rules.
Speaker 3: And regulations for the second day session.
Speaker 1: I feel bad for CJ.
Speaker 3: I feel so used.
Speaker 15: I mean, like, did you even like my neck at all?
Speaker 3: I wrote that compliment on my neck for a week?
Speaker 3: You better be serious, Vicky, give us her honest opinion
Speaker 3: on CJ's neck.
Speaker 13: Hey, guys, real quick, I just wanted to mention, real quick.
Speaker 13: I also have a skincare line.
Speaker 3: Well, hold on, let's let's hear her out. Maybe that's
Speaker 3: something like to you with skincare for the neck?
Speaker 15: That was that was AJ?
Speaker 3: Just be quiet for a second. You're not heart of
Speaker 3: this anyway. Yeah, Vicky has something important to say about skincare.
Speaker 3: Go ahead, and.
Speaker 13: Yeah, I mean you can fermentne your neck as well
Speaker 13: as all other areas of your body.
Speaker 1: And are you saying he had a saggy neck?
Speaker 3: Is that what you're Stop interrupting her. She's in the
Speaker 3: middle of a great pitch God. So I'm sorry about that. Vicky.
Speaker 3: Please continue.
Speaker 1: It's like one of those like mid level marketing stuff.
Speaker 3: Okay, turn up Brooks microphone, please thank you.
Speaker 13: Oh I'm saying is I'm just looking for support like Brook.
Speaker 13: I mean you're a woman, like maybe you'd be interested
Speaker 13: and the business.
Speaker 3: The local businesses. Brooke, you don't support local businesses. Women
Speaker 3: in local business by.
Speaker 2: The stretch pants, I won't buy the tupperware. At one
Speaker 2: point a girlfriend of mine tried to sell me grape
Speaker 2: seed oil.
Speaker 3: I mean just know I swear by grape seed oil.
Speaker 1: Brow damned you.
Speaker 3: Okay, I am so sorry for how this is gone.
Speaker 13: All I'm saying is, Brooke, you could be in a es.
Speaker 13: They're always talking about how much money you make on
Speaker 13: the show, So.
Speaker 1: Hold on listen.
Speaker 3: All just you wanted to plug your only fans. You
Speaker 3: wanted to plug the skin line and then ask Brook
Speaker 3: to be coming.
Speaker 1: Ah, you have to ask.
Speaker 2: I can give you the contact number to our sales
Speaker 2: department where you can actually buy radio commercials.
Speaker 3: So we have a lot of questions that we're asking
Speaker 3: and we have one more we got to toss in,
Speaker 3: and that's CJ. Would you like to go on it
Speaker 3: one more day we forgot with Vicky and maybe you
Speaker 3: could see that skincare product up close and personal, and
Speaker 3: we would pay for the date.
Speaker 15: I've been trying to call her for two.
Speaker 7: Weeks, so yeah, I'm in.
Speaker 1: No, I mean, you have no idea? All right?
Speaker 3: So Vicky, you're still up for meeting with CJ?
Speaker 1: Now?
Speaker 13: Absolutely not. I've already plugged what I needed to plug.
Speaker 1: Thank you, buy By. You did not see that coming,
Speaker 1: jump man.
Speaker 3: I admire that.
Speaker 1: Yeah you Smirrej.
Speaker 14: Do better next time, bro, I don't know what just
Speaker 14: happened when you google grape seed oil.
Speaker 3: Looking Jeffrey in the morning, you know, say what you will.
Speaker 3: You gotta admit Vicky is a business woman who was
Speaker 3: willing to do whatever it takes to get ahead and succeed.
Speaker 2: I just don't think it's the business model that anybody's
Speaker 2: gonna copy.
Speaker 6: I don't know.
Speaker 8: You literally have guys texting and asking what was the
Speaker 8: page exactly?
Speaker 3: So for everybody writing in for want to know, the
Speaker 3: only fans find it yourself. Okay, she's a business woman
Speaker 3: named Vicky. How hard could that beat?
Speaker 1: A track down topless elves? Could there be exactly that's
Speaker 1: neat though. I feel like that's a question that will
Speaker 1: come back to bite me in the bus, and.
Speaker 3: I will say I know that CJ felt a little
Speaker 3: bit used, and all of my co hosts did as well.
Speaker 3: But I will say, someone with that type of ingenuity
Speaker 3: and drive, who never gives up, even as a topless
Speaker 3: el could become the president of the United States someday. Wow,
Speaker 3: that's the type of drive that it takes.
Speaker 1: I used to say no, but now I can't anymore.
Speaker 7: She's very young.
Speaker 1: You guys are terrible.
Speaker 3: But if you ever need help with a second date
Speaker 3: or I guess if you want to just hawk your
Speaker 3: businesses on our show.
Speaker 1: No, we're never doing that again. We are never doing
Speaker 1: that again. It is not a possibility. If you want that,
Speaker 1: call our sales department.
Speaker 7: Yeah, that's how we get paid, jeff.
Speaker 3: It's that type of attitude is how you lose the
Speaker 3: presidential election. But we will call that person who isn't
Speaker 3: calling you back. Reach out to Brooke and Jeffrey and
Speaker 3: go check out our podcast while.
Speaker 6: You're brooking Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 3: There's a trend that's been going around network television lately,
Speaker 3: and on this show, we are very very good at
Speaker 3: borrowing ideas from TV.
Speaker 1: That is a nice way to say it, Jeffrey.
Speaker 3: I think today we need to try it again today
Speaker 3: because they've been using this tactic lately to spice things
Speaker 3: up bad a little sizzle to their shows, just by
Speaker 3: adding one word to the end of it. That's why
Speaker 3: we're doing it too, and I'm proud to announce coming up,
Speaker 3: it's young Jeffrey Song of the Week Island. Is it
Speaker 3: just a parody song? Or will they'll also be hot shirtless?
Speaker 3: Twenty something's fooling around in a hot tub by the
Speaker 3: beach while I sing oh right Star.
Speaker 1: Lexus is mad that that's not real.
Speaker 6: Yeah.
Speaker 3: Only wanting to find out what it really is gonna
Speaker 3: be like is to be here for my brand new
Speaker 3: song of the week, Island. It's coming up. It is
Speaker 3: time for my song of the week. I don't know
Speaker 3: if you guys know this, but football here in America
Speaker 3: is bigger than ever. Yeah. The AFC and the NFC
Speaker 3: Championship games got almost sixty million views each.
Speaker 1: Is that why you're dressed like such a man right now?
Speaker 3: Jeffrey. It is feeling the testosterone flowing through me today.
Speaker 3: But years ago, with numbers like that, people would say,
Speaker 3: oh my god, those are like Super Bowl type of ratings. Actually,
Speaker 3: but that game hasn't even happened, And why are so
Speaker 3: many tuning in right now? Is it because the games
Speaker 3: are just that much more exciting a little bit? Is
Speaker 3: because the biggest stars and sports are playing in them somewhat? Sure,
Speaker 3: what media experts and even the NFL acknowledges is the
Speaker 3: X factor that's taken over the league, known as Taylor Swift.
Speaker 3: Even though she's very humble and kind and generous and
Speaker 3: seems to be an all around great person, even she
Speaker 3: knows that there's gonna be millions of people tuning in
Speaker 3: a week from now just to see her. She's not
Speaker 3: even performing in any of the shows. She hasn't even
Speaker 3: do an interview. She just goes into the booth and
Speaker 3: everyone goes crazy.
Speaker 1: Okay, and everyone has to know right now that Jeffrey
Speaker 1: is in a long blonde wig. Oh yeah, we didn't
Speaker 1: mention it has a white and red striped kind of
Speaker 1: off the shouldered.
Speaker 3: Sure, you have to imagine a hotter Taylor Swift.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and the signature red lips. You're doing it, jeff It's.
Speaker 3: Something I had lying around, so I thought it throwing
Speaker 3: it on. So for all those people who are angry
Speaker 3: about Taylor saying that she's ruining the sport with her
Speaker 3: forty four seconds of combined airtime, they need to suck
Speaker 3: it up and learning to live with the fact that
Speaker 3: Taylor Swift runs the NFL now and nobody cares about
Speaker 3: the actual game anymore.
Speaker 1: Thank you, Jeffrey. I'm just waiting for the cutaway.
Speaker 3: That's why instead of singing her big hit rooting for
Speaker 3: the anti hero, it's young Jeffreys. Watch me hugging super
Speaker 3: slow mo oh.
Speaker 1: They do do a lot of those videos.
Speaker 3: Yeah, the song goes make sense. Yeah, yeah, but you'll
Speaker 3: see anyway. I'm gonna point when I'm ready. Here we
Speaker 3: go points.
Speaker 12: Some people think this game's about the Chiefs and Fortners,
Speaker 12: but we all know that isn't true.
Speaker 3: Because there's a reason.
Speaker 12: Every time that Travis scores a touchdown, the.
Speaker 3: Camera pans to you know who.
Speaker 12: I've sold out football stadiums just like this. My ticket
Speaker 12: prices cost twice is what this game entices.
Speaker 3: Guess I'm just well lie.
Speaker 12: People keep screaming, believing think in the NFL scheming, because
Speaker 12: after every completion, the spotlight shines on me, hid on
Speaker 12: the girl from That's Me I game time in the
Speaker 12: luxury suites. Don't show the replay out that one handed
Speaker 12: cash that the play You're dad, you'd rather watch me
Speaker 12: hug my boyfriend's mom and supper slow mode. Look at
Speaker 12: that proprick horn from jailor you tell your friends you
Speaker 12: only watch the game because it's in Vegas.
Speaker 3: You say the prop bets.
Speaker 12: Are a thrill, but you're only wagers if Trev mentions
Speaker 12: my name.
Speaker 3: With the trophy or pops the question on the field.
Speaker 12: I've heard the blatant male chauvin is some crying about
Speaker 12: hemmen is mind.
Speaker 3: Richard and I'll go.
Speaker 12: You find my cheering displeasing, but there's no way you're
Speaker 12: conceiving the love my tight ends receiving.
Speaker 8: When we love as TP tries, but they can't, not
Speaker 8: by me. I'm be hind a shirtless Chason Kelcey, nowhere
Speaker 8: to hide, not even when they break for advertisements.
Speaker 3: Is my boyfriend ours Hey over half?
Speaker 11: The Super Bowl.
Speaker 3: Commercial Travin Colt shake it off with core power.
Speaker 12: I had a dream that at the halftime show, I
Speaker 12: love the Swifties decide to rise up and Rebel Sure
Speaker 12: says yeah, but they say, now we'd rather hear more Taylor.
Speaker 3: And crown me queen of the NFL.
Speaker 12: Post game time Trophy, San Ramoni. They're saying, I'm named
Speaker 12: the game MVP. Okay, fine, all the players agree, even
Speaker 12: coach Andy Reid.
Speaker 3: Each week climb recruit it could be my luck after
Speaker 3: the game.
Speaker 12: Whisper secrets and my follow frenzy must be confusing having
Speaker 12: all your wives be into football.
Speaker 1: Jeffrey Swift did so good.
Speaker 3: You can't wait for the big game.
Speaker 1: I love Taylor on the screen. It makes me happy.
Speaker 1: And so many girls are like bonding with their dads.
Speaker 3: I never watch football.
Speaker 7: Now they are.
Speaker 3: It's awesome. I will admit I wasn't a big fan
Speaker 3: of it. I thought it was also like kind of distracting,
Speaker 3: But now like, I'm one hundred percent behind Taylor. Dude happy.
Speaker 1: Honestly, could we have one commercial without Travis Kelsey at it?
Speaker 6: Like?
Speaker 8: What is he not?
Speaker 7: It is unbelievable.
Speaker 3: It's the power of Taylor. I say, good for him.
Speaker 3: Text in seventy five nine to tell us what you
Speaker 3: thought about the song of the week. We're gonna post
Speaker 3: this video up on all of our socials at Brooke
Speaker 3: and Jeffrey on TikTok and Instagram and everywhere.
Speaker 1: With all the lyrics and the pictures of you.
Speaker 6: That's your song of the week, Brooking Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 3: The textas seventy five ninety two that says, say bye
Speaker 3: bye to the goodyear blimp cam, Hello to the Taylor
Speaker 3: Swift drone. Why is she ruining my favorite sports?
Speaker 1: It's nice, she's just there.
Speaker 3: That text was from a Jets fans, so you know
Speaker 3: that they're in a local.
Speaker 1: Think that there's other reasons for you, my friends.
Speaker 3: But if you missed it. Instead us singing Taylor Swift's
Speaker 3: rooting for the anti hero, I sang my own version
Speaker 3: called watch Me Huggin Super slow Mo. Because the big
Speaker 3: games coming up next week and sports fans are worried
Speaker 3: that it's not gonna be all about football because there's
Speaker 3: a certain pop star getting a lot of attention during
Speaker 3: the broad.
Speaker 1: Yes, because she's bringing in tons of money.
Speaker 3: Yeah, we sing any more. Feedback on the textboard Brook,
Speaker 3: This one.
Speaker 2: Says, jeff you're just as bad as TMZ and everyone else.
Speaker 2: He needs cheap laughs and clicks off of the Greatest
Speaker 2: Woman in the history of the world.
Speaker 1: It took a turn.
Speaker 3: I didn't sing about my mom. I don't know what
Speaker 3: they're saying. But look, if you missed the song, if
Speaker 3: you want to hear it again, we're gonna have it
Speaker 3: up at the Brook and Jeffrey YouTube page. Love it
Speaker 3: on our Facebook, our Instagram, and our TikTok all that
Speaker 3: apt Brook and.
Speaker 6: Jeffrey Brooking Jeffrey in the morning, You've.
Speaker 3: Got a return player on the phone today, Mike, or
Speaker 3: as I like to call him, Mister Romantic. He's already
Speaker 3: got a plan for Valentine's Day. He's going to do
Speaker 3: a nice romantic dinner, definitely some flowers, some long stem roses,
Speaker 3: and then he likes to take a cake and smash
Speaker 3: it right into his lady's face.
Speaker 7: Mike, is that serious, uh, Jeffrey said, yeah, Jeffrey.
Speaker 3: Never lies, Bro.
Speaker 1: How well do you think that's gonna go over?
Speaker 3: Probably not that fantastic, but we'll see how many drinks
Speaker 3: you said?
Speaker 6: No?
Speaker 3: Yeah, good?
Speaker 1: And if the cake is chocolate. I mean, honestly, if
Speaker 1: you give me a.
Speaker 2: Heads up to open my mouth before you smash the
Speaker 2: cake in my face, yeah, yeah, do it again?
Speaker 3: Tell him it's all about the attitude that you have
Speaker 3: while you do it. If anybody can make it romantic,
Speaker 3: I know Mike can't. Sounds great now that we talk
Speaker 3: it out, cray Cake. So Mike, we're gonna take a
Speaker 3: break from talking all this romance and focus on trivia
Speaker 3: for now. Brooke is leaving the studio. You got thirty
Speaker 3: seconds to answer as many questions as possible. If you
Speaker 3: don't know when, you could say past. But you do
Speaker 3: have to beat Brooke outright to win. Are you ready?
Speaker 13: I am?
Speaker 3: Good luck, my man. Your time starts now. Shakira celebrate.
Speaker 3: It's to birthday today? Is she Brazilian or Colombian? Colombian?
Speaker 3: In twenty eighteen, Olympian Chloe Kim was the first American
Speaker 3: woman to win a Golden What winter sport? What mountain
Speaker 3: range starts in New York and stretches all the way
Speaker 3: down to Mississippi. In Greek mythology, the monster known as
Speaker 3: Hydra has multiple the same body parts. Was it legs,
Speaker 3: head or arms? What type of animal is an albatross?
Speaker 3: That is bird? What do they call the muscle that
Speaker 3: helps you bend your joints? Dang it, he's only answer
Speaker 3: three two one and he's going to take a pass
Speaker 3: on that. That's okay, Mike Brooks's gonna come back into
Speaker 3: the studio. And is there anything else interesting that the
Speaker 3: show needs to know about you? Mike, I've already ordered
Speaker 3: my cake. Eh you work fast while you were answering
Speaker 3: trivia questions.
Speaker 1: Even absolutely have multiple devices? How long have you and
Speaker 1: your lady been together?
Speaker 6: Seven?
Speaker 3: Eight years?
Speaker 14: Now?
Speaker 3: How much longer do you plan on keeping that going?
Speaker 3: Do you think infinity? Wow?
Speaker 1: Good answer.
Speaker 3: When you smash it in her face.
Speaker 15: No, she already has a couple of.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I think they're already married.
Speaker 3: She has a couple.
Speaker 8: Yeah.
Speaker 1: The other ring? I guess he needs engagement ring and
Speaker 1: wedding Van brook Way to help the guys out.
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, guy, is she married? How many engagement rings
Speaker 3: are you allowed to have as a woman until you
Speaker 3: pick one? That's okay? All right, man, we got to
Speaker 3: move on to brook You ready, just with the one
Speaker 3: ring over?
Speaker 7: How many rings?
Speaker 3: Your time starts now? Shakira celebrates a birthday today. Is
Speaker 3: she Brazilian or Colombian?
Speaker 1: Colombian?
Speaker 3: In twenty eighteen, Olympian Chloe Kim was the first American
Speaker 3: woman to win a gold in what winter sports snowboarding.
Speaker 3: What Mountain Range starts in New York and stretches all
Speaker 3: the way down.
Speaker 1: To Mississippi appellations.
Speaker 3: In Greek mythology, the monster known as Hydra had multiples
Speaker 3: of the same body parts, was legs, heads, or arms?
Speaker 3: What type of animal is an albatross?
Speaker 1: Oh, it's a bird.
Speaker 3: What do they call the muscle that helps to bend
Speaker 3: your joints?
Speaker 1: Attendant?
Speaker 3: Oh, I think that's okay. Let's go to the scoreboard
Speaker 3: with Jose and I live in a van by the river.
Speaker 7: Oh, Man, Mike, you got.
Speaker 3: Three correct today.
Speaker 15: Fantastic, But I think got me.
Speaker 3: He's calling the shot today. Well, Broke did get the
Speaker 3: same exact amount of questions, and so it was a
Speaker 3: fair game.
Speaker 7: And and five.
Speaker 3: Your prediction was right, So we will give you one
Speaker 3: extra point. Now it's five on that game. Still not
Speaker 3: quite enough. Let's go over the answers for everybody. Shakira
Speaker 3: celebrates a birthday. She is Colombian. In twenty eighteen, Olympian
Speaker 3: Chloe Kim was the first American woman to win a
Speaker 3: gold in snowboarding. She was seventeen at the time. The
Speaker 3: Mountain Ranges starts in New York, stretches all the way
Speaker 3: to Mississippi is the Appalachian Mountains. A Greek mythology, hydra
Speaker 3: has multiple heads. The animal albatross is a type of
Speaker 3: bird similar to a seagull. Why didn't that it sounds
Speaker 3: like a manatee to me? Albatros? Yeah, like it'd be
Speaker 3: in the water. The muscle that helps you bend your
Speaker 3: joints is called the cake smashing muscle, also known as
Speaker 3: the flexer muscle.
Speaker 1: Oh, I would that's a tough.
Speaker 3: One, so Mike. Unfortunately it wasn't enough to beat Brook.
Speaker 3: But just for playing, you do win a fifty dollars
Speaker 3: gift card to Gray's Craze, now open in Seattle in
Speaker 3: the South Central Business Disstrict. You can celebrate everything with
Speaker 3: made to order charcooterie boards featuring handcrafted arrangements of meats, cheeses, breads,
Speaker 3: fruits and veggies, sweets, and a whole lot more. Order
Speaker 3: for pickup or free local delivery at Grayscraze dot com. Dude,
Speaker 3: you could smash a charcooterie board in her face. Oh
Speaker 3: that is so sweet?
Speaker 2: Very well, I'm curious, I mean you're getting hers up
Speaker 2: in for Valentine's Day?
Speaker 1: What is she gonna get you?
Speaker 15: You think, wouldn't you like to know?
Speaker 3: I actually would not like to know, Special lady, Enjoy
Speaker 3: February fourteenth, Thank you so much for playing. We'll be
Speaker 3: back to to Windbrooks Bucks same time.
Speaker 6: On Monday Breaking Jeffrey in the Morning.
Speaker 1: It's Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning. Happy weekend. We'll
Speaker 1: be back on Monday.
Speaker 6: Yes.
Speaker 3: Now, I don't know anyone who's ever told the bad joke,
Speaker 3: especially on this Junio. No never, Yeah, but one of
Speaker 3: our listeners royally screwed up when he sent a joke
Speaker 3: text and may have come off.
Speaker 7: A little threat.
Speaker 3: Oh god, not funny.
Speaker 1: Not funny? Can he come back from it?
Speaker 2: We're gonna find out Monday morning with your brand new
Speaker 2: second date, the whole new show with the loser line
Speaker 2: and it all.
Speaker 1: Kick off your week with us. It's Brook and Jeffrey
Speaker 1: in the Morning.