Speaker 1: You don't know me.
Speaker 2: Concession, I can't take back arms. Speak TEXTA seventy five
Speaker 2: nine two says I'm a hiring manager and I've definitely
Speaker 2: thrown resumes into the trash just because the applicant has
Speaker 2: the same name as one of my exes out. It's
Speaker 2: amazing how just one bad egg can completely ruin a
Speaker 2: name for everyone else. And I'm telling you, hey, little boy,
Speaker 2: what's your name? Oh Adolph, excuse me, I need to
Speaker 2: get off this plane.
Speaker 1: I was thinking real target, But.
Speaker 2: In this segment, we let people choose fake names for themselves.
Speaker 2: That way we can't judge them until we hear their
Speaker 2: secret first. And right now we have a woman on
Speaker 2: the line who's chosen to go by Cora today, a
Speaker 2: name which gives me good vibes because Cora is the
Speaker 2: name of the countess in Downton Abbey. So Cora, welcome
Speaker 2: to the.
Speaker 3: Yeah, Hello, thank you for having me here.
Speaker 2: Almost as legal.
Speaker 1: I wondered to say cheerio, but.
Speaker 2: You know, hell off to an interesting start. The voice
Speaker 2: changer is on, Cora, you're the mass speaker. Whenever you're ready,
Speaker 2: let's hear your.
Speaker 3: Confession, all right, So after you're back, I was traveling
Speaker 3: in Spain and there up meeting this local guy off
Speaker 3: of a dating app.
Speaker 1: Right, of course you did, because why wouldn't you be
Speaker 1: on a dating app in Spain? That is genius.
Speaker 2: Anytime you go anywhere, Brooke, I know, but.
Speaker 3: I don't do dating app. I don't know that stuff.
Speaker 2: What's there of Spanish men?
Speaker 3: Why you don't even ask?
Speaker 2: Yeah, they're just not Americans, I get. Okay, credit score.
Speaker 2: All good for you going on the dating apps in Spain.
Speaker 3: Thank you. So he invited me to a soccer game.
Speaker 1: Oh that's cool. Football match, I believe is what we're
Speaker 1: going to call it.
Speaker 2: These guys were long, like, come with me to the
Speaker 2: game of a lifetime.
Speaker 3: Well, I don't know if it was that charming, but
Speaker 3: it was really good looking, honest.
Speaker 1: All right, So how'd it go?
Speaker 3: Well? It was fun until I had to go to
Speaker 3: the bathroom, which is not usually a problem, but the
Speaker 3: problem was at that stadium actually had some sort of
Speaker 3: plumbing issue or something going on. Oh god, yeah, they
Speaker 3: had no flushing toilets at all. They only had border
Speaker 3: parties and it was like hundreds of them. I've never
Speaker 3: seen so many.
Speaker 1: Okay, at least you have options right, you just keep
Speaker 1: going until one isn't as gross doors.
Speaker 3: Well, they were all very stinky, of course, because people
Speaker 3: go to the closest forms, you know. So I was like,
Speaker 3: I'm just going to the very very last one. So
Speaker 3: it was quite the hike. But anyway, Yeah, so I
Speaker 3: get there and you know, I do my business whatever,
Speaker 3: and as I'm about to go out, the door is
Speaker 3: stuck and I could not get out.
Speaker 1: No oh no, and you're at the very end of
Speaker 1: a hundred of them.
Speaker 2: Well, no, no one's out.
Speaker 3: That's terrifying. So I'm banging on the wall. I'm screaming,
Speaker 3: you know, but you're not screaming in Spanish.
Speaker 2: You need to scream Spanish.
Speaker 3: I mean, I got exhausted and I'm like, you know what,
Speaker 3: I guess this is my luck. And I could not
Speaker 3: get the door open. The only contact a half of
Speaker 3: him was the dinner app so I'm like, hey, I'm
Speaker 3: still in the border party.
Speaker 1: Oh no, oh, you had to write him Tinder And
Speaker 1: then you're kind of pissy, like, Okay, I went to
Speaker 1: the bathroom. Why are you checking your Tinder while I'm
Speaker 1: in the bathroom?
Speaker 3: Did he answer?
Speaker 2: No?
Speaker 3: Good man?
Speaker 2: Well, obviously, like the game is probably holding his attention
Speaker 2: if he's a local guy there.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I guess.
Speaker 1: So he's like these American women.
Speaker 2: What happened?
Speaker 3: So after the game finally ended, a cleaning lady came on,
Speaker 3: you know, they were cleaning, and I'm like banging on
Speaker 3: the door, so she hurt me.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, that's a nightmareror. I'm guessing he had
Speaker 1: left at this point. You didn't see him again, did you?
Speaker 3: No, So he texted me that night. He messaged me
Speaker 3: back and he said, Wow, you really didn't have to
Speaker 3: gost me and then lie about it.
Speaker 2: Oh guys, it sounds like a story like oh no,
Speaker 2: I swear I got locked in the bathroom and it
Speaker 2: was the last of one hundred. Like come on, yeah right.
Speaker 2: I don't know if I would believe you either. Yeah,
Speaker 2: what did you say? What happened?
Speaker 3: So I tried to explain to him, but he never
Speaker 3: wrote me back. Oh my god.
Speaker 2: Wow, to this day, thinks he goes Spanish men. You see,
Speaker 2: they don't they don't match up to us American boys.
Speaker 2: We believe you, there's some Spanish guy who's like diding
Speaker 2: of my life. That sucks.
Speaker 3: The craziest part of the entire story is that Four
Speaker 3: years later, I'm watching Netflix. Huh, who do I see
Speaker 3: on that TV?
Speaker 2: What did what?
Speaker 1: Not?
Speaker 3: On a love or a TV show or something. I'm like, oh,
Speaker 3: I miss a boat. No no, no, no, no no on the documentary.
Speaker 3: I don't know if you guys have seen it. The
Speaker 3: tin I.
Speaker 1: Hears ago that was him, Yes, that was whoa.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, dodged a bullet. He's the He's the
Speaker 2: guy that would like match with girls on Tinder just
Speaker 2: to like scan them for thousands and thousands of dollars
Speaker 2: and then leave them.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 2: I think Brook is still paying. There's still a chance
Speaker 2: that Spanish accent. Wow, my god. In a weird way,
Speaker 2: you probably felt like, Okay, this worked out good, right.
Speaker 1: He never pitched you for like money, let me borrow anything.
Speaker 3: Bought that game ticket? Yeah no, he actually we paid
Speaker 3: separate for the ticket. But okay, yeah, I was shocked.
Speaker 3: I mean, I'm like, you had to have been divine stervention, like, yeah.
Speaker 2: Saved totally.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah.
Speaker 2: The next time you get locked inside a port a
Speaker 2: potty or a bathroom, you need to look up to
Speaker 2: the sky and say thank you God, thank you for
Speaker 2: saving me.
Speaker 1: If your story could have been on that documentary. It
Speaker 1: would have brought some like levity to it all, you know, reenactment.
Speaker 2: I think it worked out better this week. Okay, not
Speaker 2: getting scammed.
Speaker 1: That doesn't want to be known as the porta potty girl.
Speaker 2: Probably text in seventy five nine two. If you have
Speaker 2: a confession you've been holding on to, we can hide
Speaker 2: your identity. We'll mask your voice and make you our
Speaker 2: next mass speaker. Your phone tab's coming up
Speaker 1: Next, Brooking Jeffrey in the morning,