Speaker 1: You know the old saying nothing good happens after midnight.
Speaker 2: Ugh, yeah, I'll always claim that she was wrong.
Speaker 1: Well, nowadays, young people are saying what brook says, nothing
Speaker 1: good happens after nine pm.
Speaker 3: Oh, come on, it's Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 1: Because the Wall Street Journal claims the hot new bedtime
Speaker 1: for twenty somethings right now is somewhere between nine and
Speaker 1: ten at night.
Speaker 2: No, don't do that.
Speaker 4: You guys, you're gonna have kids, probably someday, and then
Speaker 4: you're never gonna have the option to stay a plate.
Speaker 2: Brooks go out, yes, stay up until two three. Why
Speaker 2: are they going to bed at nine o'clock?
Speaker 1: And it's not just because you have an early morning
Speaker 1: radio jab a Lexis. This is real people, resilar people
Speaker 1: out in their twenties with normal jobs deciding to turn
Speaker 1: in before ten.
Speaker 2: How's their mental health because I don't feel like it's good.
Speaker 1: Well. Sleep experts are saying young people understand the link
Speaker 1: between sleep and long term health more than the previous generations,
Speaker 1: so they're choosing to prioritize sleep over any fomo they
Speaker 1: might have about missing out on a late night activity.
Speaker 2: Do they understand the link between sleep and fun.
Speaker 4: Okay, you need to have I don't feel like the
Speaker 4: stays coming in that we're all just pours.
Speaker 2: We don't have money to go out. We have to
Speaker 2: go to bed.
Speaker 3: Out is free and fun.
Speaker 1: What's the walk of shame to the radio station every morning?
Speaker 3: Fun?
Speaker 2: I was just having a good time. Different.
Speaker 1: I didn't say they're not having a good time. They're
Speaker 1: still going out. They're just doing it earlier and more responsibly.
Speaker 3: Now it's like four pm.
Speaker 1: Say they go out for dancing and drinks at five pm?
Speaker 2: Yes, who is dancing? As smart people?
Speaker 4: It is light out against the rules to dance when
Speaker 4: the sun is up, unless it's five in the morning.
Speaker 2: That is the only time it's okay.
Speaker 1: Wow, am I wrong? You're setting rules on when people
Speaker 1: can dance like they did in the town and footloots
Speaker 1: if you're in the seventies again, the new school way
Speaker 1: of thinking is to prioritize your health in your sleep.
Speaker 2: Okay, just wait till you miss out on life.
Speaker 3: It's fine.
Speaker 2: Die with regrets.
Speaker 3: Good for you.
Speaker 2: At least you'll be rusted.
Speaker 1: You know, what you have no regrets doing is shocking
Speaker 1: yourself with the dogs collar during the shot colic question.
Speaker 2: Of the day.
Speaker 1: You can do that anytime of day or night, and
Speaker 1: you can do it with our own digital Jake.
Speaker 3: No regrets, Jake, give it to us.
Speaker 2: Jake.
Speaker 3: Rarely do we ever do PSAs on this show, but
Speaker 3: this is too important, so please listen to the following
Speaker 3: audio mark get set only in.
Speaker 2: Sex Sweet Hello, Virtual Reality.
Speaker 3: You're probably wondering what the heck was that. That's not
Speaker 3: a PSA. That's some hacky, cheesy nineties jingle you stole
Speaker 3: off Sesame Street about the World Wide Web. Okay, but
Speaker 3: if you really concentrate on those words on your mark,
Speaker 3: get set, we're riding on the Internet. That's exactly what
Speaker 3: we're doing today as you try to identify the top
Speaker 3: twenty most visited websites in America for a special high
Speaker 3: speed five G edition of twenty of twenty, I have
Speaker 3: the twenty most visited websites from the past year, not
Speaker 3: including ones for adult content. Jose, I know you know
Speaker 3: all of those. Just wipe them off your board. You'd
Speaker 3: get no points for them. But if you do name
Speaker 3: the number one answer, you'll hear this sound giving you
Speaker 3: immunity from a future. Wrong guess. We'll start with the
Speaker 3: man whose Internet activity is heavily monitored by the company.
Speaker 3: Since those two of those, I'm just gonna go with jeff.
Speaker 1: When I'm feeling down and I feel like I need
Speaker 1: a laugh, only one place cheers me up, and that
Speaker 1: is weather dot com. Give me weather dot com for
Speaker 1: nonshop entertainment and last.
Speaker 3: Weather dot com lucky number thirteen on the most visited
Speaker 3: websites on my list. Good times, Jeffrey off to a
Speaker 3: good start. Next up is Alexis.
Speaker 4: I mean, I gotta go where I get answers for everything,
Speaker 4: well besides TikTok Google, Google number.
Speaker 3: One answer on the list, Alexis, you get the silver save.
Speaker 3: Now it's Brooks turn.
Speaker 2: All right, I'm gonna go with the one that puts
Speaker 2: you down a deep rabbit hole that you can never leave.
Speaker 2: That's YouTube YouTube.
Speaker 3: Number two on my list. Finally, we're over to Josea
Speaker 3: in the first round. All right, I would assume Facebook
Speaker 3: is number three. Facebook is not number three number five.
Speaker 3: Back over to Jeffrey.
Speaker 1: Let me go to my mom's favorite website to post
Speaker 1: conspiracy theories on give me Twitter or x twitter x
Speaker 1: number nine.
Speaker 3: Back to Alexis, who has her silver saved? So feel free?
Speaker 3: And just go wild Amazon Amazon number four on my list.
Speaker 3: Number three is still on the board. We're back to Brook.
Speaker 4: I go to so many different websites every day for
Speaker 4: like weird news stories for this show, so I feel
Speaker 4: like a news one would be on there, and I
Speaker 4: don't know if it'd be CNN or Fox News, but
Speaker 4: I feel like it's.
Speaker 1: One of the the one that you look up every morning.
Speaker 3: Brooke, go ahead.
Speaker 4: I'm actually gonna say Fox News.
Speaker 3: Favorite, Fox News number eighteen favorite, and Fox great work, Brook.
Speaker 2: Terrible.
Speaker 3: I'm gonna say Yahoo, Yahoo number seven on my list,
Speaker 3: number seven, because our stock is like the best. Jeffrey,
Speaker 3: it's your turn.
Speaker 1: Well, my masculinity is needing to come through right now?
Speaker 2: Is that what? Your voice just got deeper?
Speaker 1: It just keeps getting deeper, especially when I talk about
Speaker 1: their website, ESPN for.
Speaker 3: ESPN number fifteen on the list. Sports Alexis, It's your turn.
Speaker 3: Reddit reddit in is number three on the last There
Speaker 3: we go. The entire top five is now taking care
Speaker 3: of Analysis has a sober save. We're over to Brook.
Speaker 4: I'm gonna go with one you just spent a lot
Speaker 4: of time on as well.
Speaker 2: Netflix.
Speaker 3: Netflix is just outside the top twenty. Brook got to
Speaker 3: be in there. It's just outside the top twenty. We're
Speaker 3: over to Jose.
Speaker 2: Now, I think it counts. I'm gonna say.
Speaker 3: TikTok, TikTok number sixteen. There is an app, but it
Speaker 3: is a website. Jeffrey, your turn.
Speaker 1: If the men's sports is on ESPN, you gotta go
Speaker 1: over to the ladies' sports on CSPN. Please, it's not it.
Speaker 2: The women's sports are on ESPN as well.
Speaker 3: Also there. ESPN did not make the top twenty.
Speaker 1: That's a missed opportunity if anything.
Speaker 3: Okay, after Jeffrey goes Alexis.
Speaker 2: You used to be able to see who people recently
Speaker 2: fall only if you went on the Instagram browser. So
Speaker 2: say it.
Speaker 3: Instagram number ten. List Jose, it's you and Alexis next week.
Speaker 3: If you get this wrong, you're out. She still has
Speaker 3: a silber save.
Speaker 1: I'm going on a limb here, and I'm saying the
Speaker 1: under dark part of the web.
Speaker 3: Tumbler Tumblr did not make the top twenty.
Speaker 2: I'm gonna say Craigslist because of our whole yeah, we think.
Speaker 3: Let me go over the websites you guys missed. Wikipedia
Speaker 3: was number eight.
Speaker 4: Media Bing was number eleven, wowing the.
Speaker 3: Website fandom, which is like Wikipedia for fandoms of TV, movies,
Speaker 3: comments and everything. CNN was number fourteen, Oh gosh. Seventeen
Speaker 3: was New York Times, nineteen was eBay, twenty was Cora,
Speaker 3: the platform to ask experts questions. That was plenty plenty.
Speaker 1: Well, Alexis once again wins plenty of twenties. She's gonna
Speaker 1: get to choose who gets shocked while singing since you've
Speaker 1: been gone by Kelly Clarkson.
Speaker 2: I don't know, just for her choice of websites, you know,
Speaker 2: I'll take it. I'll take it. Sits your big eyes.
Speaker 3: Oh god, Jeffrey.
Speaker 2: For the first time, I'm so moving on.
Speaker 1: I've never seen anybody beg to get shocked themselves.
Speaker 3: Book was looking like.
Speaker 1: Please kill me, do it. That's your shock collar question
Speaker 1: of the day. Phone taps coming up in just a
Speaker 1: few minutes.
Speaker 2: Freaking Jeffrey in the morning.