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Speaker 6: I just have to tell you about it. I can't
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Speaker 6: You may have to accomplish a few more things since
Speaker 6: you stopped for a long period of time, but God
Speaker 6: knows where you left off, you can get back on track. Look, man,
Speaker 6: this dream of being on TV since I was a kid,
Speaker 6: and it got off track. Now it got off track.
Speaker 6: I just kept it as one of the dreams, and
Speaker 6: in some real dog moments when it looked like it
Speaker 6: wasn't gonna happen, all I was hanging on to was
Speaker 6: just the hope that one day it could. But that's
Speaker 6: what faith is really about. Faith is the belief in
Speaker 6: things that you cannot see, but faith gives you the
Speaker 6: confidence to keep hoping.
Speaker 2: Man.
Speaker 6: Sometimes it just keep hope alive. Sometimes you heard Jesse
Speaker 6: Jackson say it, just keep hope alive. Sometimes, man, it's
Speaker 6: just the hope. I was hanging on a hope. And
Speaker 6: I'm talking about when it got real ugly and funky
Speaker 6: out there for me, when it looked like I wasn't
Speaker 6: gonna ever make it, and all of the facts was
Speaker 6: in and everything pointed in the direction you not gonna
Speaker 6: make it. You done really messed up this time. Then
Speaker 6: I sat there and I just hung on to the hope.
Speaker 6: But man, that's what I'm saying. If you got a
Speaker 6: dream on aspiration of vision or something, when you fall
Speaker 6: off track and you want to go get back in line,
Speaker 6: God holds your place.
Speaker 5: See.
Speaker 2: He held on to that for me.
Speaker 6: He knew I was off tracking, out of line, but
Speaker 6: he said, okay, here's where we stopped. You want to
Speaker 6: be on TV. Now, when you get it together and
Speaker 6: you quit tripping and you come and your turn to me,
Speaker 6: I'm gonna hold your place, put you back in line.
Speaker 6: Then we're gonna finish the journey that took me a
Speaker 6: lot longer to get here than I wanted to, but
Speaker 6: then it was necessary because I needed all of them
Speaker 6: mishaps to happen to me along the way. So when
Speaker 6: I got on the radio one day, which I did
Speaker 6: not see coming, Steve Harvey got a radio show, y'all.
Speaker 6: That's why I say it every day. See, because of
Speaker 6: this radio show that I didn't see coming. Now I
Speaker 6: have stories to tell, I got experiences to share, and
Speaker 6: I can tell you about me better I can tell
Speaker 6: you about anybody. And I done been through enough whereas relatable,
Speaker 6: where enough people can and go mad that happened to me.
Speaker 6: Appreciate you saying that that's what it was for. See,
Speaker 6: I get it now. See at the time, no, I
Speaker 6: didn't like what was happening to me. At the time,
Speaker 6: I was really in total disagreement with God on a
Speaker 6: lot of stuff He was pulling off on me, but
Speaker 6: in essence, I was really pulling it off on myself.
Speaker 6: But through his grace and mercy, he kept me through
Speaker 6: all of my mistakes, all my bad decisions, all my miscalculations,
Speaker 6: all my misfires, all the times I knowingly stepped out
Speaker 6: there and did wrong. He forgave me, he said, because man,
Speaker 6: if you ever come to me, I have a plan
Speaker 6: for you that is going to be far and above.
Speaker 6: It will supersede everything you've ever dreamed of. That's what
Speaker 6: I did. I just got sick of me, good and
Speaker 6: sick of me, and I turned it over to God.
Speaker 6: And then God started working, and here I am today
Speaker 6: now as he.
Speaker 2: Threw with me. Yet Nope, Have I arrived jet Nope?
Speaker 2: But guess what the journey is cool?
Speaker 5: You know.
Speaker 6: It's like I was talking to this young brother the
Speaker 6: other day about comedy. He's a really good stand up.
Speaker 6: You know, this young dude's really good.
Speaker 2: He said, Man, what is this I feel every night
Speaker 2: before I go on stage. I don't know what it is.
Speaker 6: I just want it off me, I said, sir, listen
Speaker 6: to me, you young dude. This thing that climbs on
Speaker 6: my back every night before I go on stage. I
Speaker 6: don't know what it is. It's got something to do
Speaker 6: with pressure, It's got something to do with anticipation. It's
Speaker 6: got a whole lot to do with the fear of falling.
Speaker 2: He said. What you mean by that?
Speaker 6: I say, every night I walk out on stage, it's
Speaker 6: like I'm about to go and step off of cliff.
Speaker 6: I say, it's a sickening feeling. He said, man, but
Speaker 6: you do so well. I said, that's because the parachute opens.
Speaker 6: I say, but I want you to understand something. When
Speaker 6: I first walk out there, it's just stepping off the cliff. Now,
Speaker 6: the folks provide a parachute which slows my descent when
Speaker 6: I jump off the cliff, and I turned it into
Speaker 6: a glide. And then I take the audience this way,
Speaker 6: and I swung them back over there.
Speaker 8: That way.
Speaker 6: We might swing out to the Colorado Rockies. We may
Speaker 6: go down to Miami with this joke. We may take
Speaker 6: it on out to la and I just swing back
Speaker 6: and forth till I land softly. The crowd cheers. The
Speaker 6: night is over with, I said, but it's been too
Speaker 6: many nights though. When I walked off that cliff and
Speaker 6: I pulled the cord and the parachute didn't open, I said, naw,
Speaker 6: I'm just free falling out there for thirty minutes. Ain't
Speaker 6: no jokes working, Ain't the parachute didn't open. I said,
Speaker 6: So see, that's what it's like for me. And then
Speaker 6: you know what I found out. If you done walked
Speaker 6: off the cliff in life, and you ain't got no
Speaker 6: guard in your life. It's like not having a parachute.
Speaker 6: You step off the cliff and you just free falling.
Speaker 6: Now see we all now that fag gets you closer
Speaker 6: to the grave, right, we all heading to the grave
Speaker 6: from the moment we're born. But the cool thing about
Speaker 6: a relationship with God is when you step off the
Speaker 6: cliff and you got God here a parachute.
Speaker 2: You still going.
Speaker 6: Down, but it's a nice ride, and God just helps
Speaker 6: your descent appear more like a rise and the more
Speaker 6: like a euphoric fall. Instead of not having no God
Speaker 6: in your life and you just walking off that cliff
Speaker 6: every day, free falling. Ain't got no cord, you steady pulling,
Speaker 6: you hollering the whole way because you to mess around
Speaker 6: with yourself and ain't let God come into your life
Speaker 6: and provide a parachute for you. I would rather have
Speaker 6: a parachute since I got to jump every day than
Speaker 6: to not have one. God has been like a parachute
Speaker 6: for me. Ask me where that came from. I can't
Speaker 6: tell you. But like I always say, most good things
Speaker 6: that happen in my life that I can't explain is
Speaker 6: usually him.
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Speaker 8: What's going on?
Speaker 5: Yah?
Speaker 8: Everything good?
Speaker 2: Unfan?
Speaker 5: You know what?
Speaker 9: I just look at you, man, I say, you know
Speaker 9: this is all you're born to do.
Speaker 10: You can't do nothing else. I can't see you working
Speaker 10: with the public up. I just can't see you taking
Speaker 10: a job working with the public. I don't think you
Speaker 10: couldn't be No job. Yeah, but you can't.
Speaker 8: You ain't keep none of them though. See you can't.
Speaker 5: You can't.
Speaker 8: You're like a could you be a TSA agent?
Speaker 5: Like?
Speaker 8: Could you be a TSA agent? Up?
Speaker 2: No, I don't care what you got. I'm not fitting
Speaker 2: the fly.
Speaker 1: So come on, you don't care what they have in.
Speaker 11: You?
Speaker 4: Go ahead.
Speaker 2: Everything you got a light in your bag? Go ahead, dog.
Speaker 2: I hate it when they take man, come on, it's
Speaker 2: a nod pipe in your bag. Man, go ahead.
Speaker 4: Man.
Speaker 2: If I don't hear no ticking, that's a good chance
Speaker 2: you're gonna make it.
Speaker 1: I don't care.
Speaker 8: Wait a minute, you ain't gonna all right.
Speaker 2: I'm not. I'm not finna be here, dog, I'm not.
Speaker 2: You've seen these bags people?
Speaker 5: Man?
Speaker 6: Have you ever seen them? Open up some of these bands?
Speaker 6: I'll be going look at the trash in this bag.
Speaker 6: I'm not going through this him. You got to have
Speaker 6: gloves on the open up some of them bags.
Speaker 8: Yeah.
Speaker 6: Man, they opened up this dude's bag one time at
Speaker 6: the airport. He had draws in it. Where you going
Speaker 6: this your carry on luggage?
Speaker 1: Yeah, bluggage?
Speaker 2: Your your luggage is under the plane. Okay, what if
Speaker 2: you got all this in this carry on.
Speaker 1: He didn't want to just laying on top.
Speaker 2: Ain't folded or nothing, just draws loose.
Speaker 1: So you didn't like the way he passed.
Speaker 12: Yeah, but you got to go through the bag as
Speaker 12: the t s a agent and fashion put your gloves on, Yeah,
Speaker 12: picking up your draws.
Speaker 2: What else you want to be?
Speaker 5: Okay?
Speaker 8: Could you work a drive through? Could you really work
Speaker 8: a drive through?
Speaker 2: Like work at Burger King? Fried cook Fried Cooking. Then
Speaker 2: I used to lay them patties on that open flame
Speaker 2: roller that go through. Okay, Yeah, I.
Speaker 6: Beld more Burger King than anybody on the total just
Speaker 6: into one year.
Speaker 1: I'm working something, how manys?
Speaker 2: What about five days? Easy?
Speaker 8: Easy?
Speaker 6: It would wrap up four five whoppers and take them home.
Speaker 6: And if my boys was out on the block, they
Speaker 6: for sale.
Speaker 13: To them.
Speaker 2: Now hell no, I'm selling wappers for a quart? Yeah yeah,
Speaker 2: my god.
Speaker 5: Wow.
Speaker 14: All right, coming up at thirty two minutes after the hour,
Speaker 14: we'll hear from the nephew as he runs that brenk back.
Speaker 1: Right after this you're listening.
Speaker 14: Morning show, It is time now for the nephew to
Speaker 14: run that brank back. Nef what you got for us?
Speaker 8: This is surrogate mother, all right, let's go get dog
Speaker 8: if you would.
Speaker 5: Yeah, Roger can to Roger Roger, Hey this Calvin Man.
Speaker 5: How you doing. I go to the same church y'all
Speaker 5: go to Okay, I got your number from one of
Speaker 5: the guys at the church. Man. They told me that
Speaker 5: if I wanted to talk to you could I could
Speaker 5: reach out to you or whatever. How you doing today?
Speaker 5: I'm good, man, I'm good. Howking up your wife? Man?
Speaker 5: Does she I'm not trying to be disrespectful anything, but
Speaker 5: she seems to be real fit? Does she? Does she
Speaker 5: work out all the time?
Speaker 7: Yeah? She goes to Jenuary once in a while. Bro.
Speaker 5: Yeah who is bro? Like I said, I name Calvin Man.
Speaker 5: We go to the same church. Listen, me and my
Speaker 5: wife been trying for a long time man to actually
Speaker 5: have some kids. And to be honest with you, Roger Man,
Speaker 5: it just ain't having the dog. I mean we've been
Speaker 5: trying and trying. But what I'm trying to do now
Speaker 5: is just find another type of way to make this happen. Now,
Speaker 5: you say your wife is in good condition, right, My wife.
Speaker 13: Is in good condition?
Speaker 5: Brother?
Speaker 7: What does she got to do with?
Speaker 5: You?
Speaker 7: Want your wife time a baby?
Speaker 5: She you know? Now, y'all already got kids, don't you.
Speaker 5: Y'all got like from what the brother at the church
Speaker 5: told me, y'all got three kids right now.
Speaker 7: We got two boys and the girl.
Speaker 5: Okay, here's what I'm trying to do, man, I was
Speaker 5: hoping that I could find somebody, a female that would
Speaker 5: be a good surrogate mother or what you know. What
Speaker 5: I'm saying is like because my wife, I mean, you know,
Speaker 5: we want to have kids, man, we want to have
Speaker 5: a brother.
Speaker 7: Hold on, brother, you just said you sure you're looking
Speaker 7: for a surrogate mother. And the brother in church told
Speaker 7: you to call me.
Speaker 5: Well no, no, no, ain't nobody tell me to actually
Speaker 5: call you. I asked them about you and your wife.
Speaker 5: You know, I asked them for your phone numbers. I
Speaker 5: can actually call you myself.
Speaker 7: Man, Wait a minute, so even I and my wife.
Speaker 5: No, no, no, no, no, no, I ain't been So
Speaker 5: you're looking at it wrong. Listen. What I was saying
Speaker 5: is that your wife just seems like a healthy, healthy person.
Speaker 5: I want to be able to have a healthy child, man,
Speaker 5: I really do. Man, me and my wife.
Speaker 7: We listen, you call me about my wife and you
Speaker 7: want her to be a sharrogate mother for yous. I
Speaker 7: don't even know why we're on the phone.
Speaker 5: Here's the real deal, man, Me and my wife we
Speaker 5: can't have kids. We tried and tried and tried, and
Speaker 5: you know, biologically, we've just been going through it and
Speaker 5: going through it man. And I was just you know,
Speaker 5: I've seen your wife. She's healthy. I see all at
Speaker 5: church all the time. And I was just like reaching out, man,
Speaker 5: maybe somebody wouldn't mind being the surrogate mother for for
Speaker 5: me and my wife so we can have a child.
Speaker 7: Ill to get sharrogoon mother. I mean, hold on, brother,
Speaker 7: you calling me to see if my wife can be
Speaker 7: a Shara good moneys your child.
Speaker 5: And I know it's crazy.
Speaker 7: It's crazy, and I think you can lost your line. Brother,
Speaker 7: out of all the members in the church, you calling
Speaker 7: me to get my wife to have your baby.
Speaker 5: I know it sounds crazy, man, I do.
Speaker 7: I don't know what but ignorant brother, I'm you sound ignorant.
Speaker 5: Man.
Speaker 7: That's so many places to go, doctor baby. I can
Speaker 7: take you down to a county court house to show
Speaker 7: you kids need it. Not right next, but you can
Speaker 7: go to Africa like all the rest of them. People
Speaker 7: are gonna find your baby. You're gonna call me and
Speaker 7: my wife's twenty thousand members in the church. Do you
Speaker 7: know how stupid you?
Speaker 5: Brother? No, brother, brother, and man, listen, man, I'm not
Speaker 5: trying to come across like that. Man, why are you.
Speaker 7: Trying to come across? Brother? You didn't done it to.
Speaker 5: Hear me out? Man, I don't want you to go ahead, brother,
Speaker 5: go ahead, man, Okay, we're looking for a Sarah Good mother.
Speaker 5: We look, we seen your your wife, and we thought
Speaker 5: she'd be a great Sarah Good mother. And I know
Speaker 5: it sounds crazy for me to pick you out of
Speaker 5: all the people that go to the church. I understand that, man,
Speaker 5: I do. But listen, we would love for your wife
Speaker 5: to be the surrogate mother, and we willing to pay
Speaker 5: for this. But listen to me, if you don't mind.
Speaker 5: We don't want to do this with no test tubes
Speaker 5: and all that where they they mixed my seed with
Speaker 5: her with with with her egg. We want to do
Speaker 5: this naturally.
Speaker 13: Wait.
Speaker 5: Woa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
Speaker 7: Woh you want to repup? You just said.
Speaker 5: Man, you gotta understand a real man want to do
Speaker 5: I want to do it. Get realistically, you know, what
Speaker 5: I'm saying, I understand it.
Speaker 13: Brother.
Speaker 7: Brother, you are you telling me that you want to
Speaker 7: have sex with my wife?
Speaker 5: But I mean, I mean, you know you don't you
Speaker 5: want to have me to lose.
Speaker 7: All my Christianity right now?
Speaker 5: Brother, you want to have a baby the real way though,
Speaker 5: you know what I'm.
Speaker 7: Saying, I don't give a damn having the same way.
Speaker 7: You tell me you want to lay down in the
Speaker 7: bed with my wife.
Speaker 5: But damn you already got three kids. Think about the
Speaker 5: people that.
Speaker 7: Can't rie in doctor baby, man, take care Darren. Ain't
Speaker 7: gonna doctor damn baby because you didn't gona sit down,
Speaker 7: psych contract, bron on around have your baby. Do you
Speaker 7: know what you sound like?
Speaker 5: Done?
Speaker 7: Crazy?
Speaker 5: I know it sounds crazy, man.
Speaker 7: I do. How did you get my number?
Speaker 4: Man?
Speaker 7: Listen to mean you get my number?
Speaker 5: I got your number for one of the brothers at
Speaker 5: the church. Now listen, I'm gonna just be real with
Speaker 5: you like a man. I wanted to come at you
Speaker 5: first and talk to you like a man and see
Speaker 5: you know if you was cool with the proposition. But
Speaker 5: loop come suddenly, I'm gonna go to your wife and
Speaker 5: just talk to her. What I just don't go. I'm
Speaker 5: just gonna talk to your wife and sef you.
Speaker 7: Lost your mind. I told you to answered no. Now
Speaker 7: you te me gonna go around me, And which you
Speaker 7: ain't gonna do is talk to my wife.
Speaker 5: You call my wife? You right now, let me tell
Speaker 5: your wife.
Speaker 7: You call my white I'm gonna tell you what's really
Speaker 7: gonna happen.
Speaker 5: You call my wife wife next Sunday. I'm not gonna
Speaker 5: go through this one here. I'm talking to her.
Speaker 7: Next Sunday, Next Henday, I'm gonna whoop you.
Speaker 5: You ain't gonna do nothing to make I'm gonna whoop
Speaker 5: yo me and my wife, who deserve a time too.
Speaker 5: You you ain't gonna stand in the middle of it.
Speaker 7: I don't ask the middle of this. You lost your mine.
Speaker 7: You talk to my wife's next week.
Speaker 13: You want too.
Speaker 5: I got one more thing I want to say to you. Man,
Speaker 5: is you listening to me?
Speaker 7: Say what the Steve gotta safe?
Speaker 5: You can get off my phone, Beth, is nephew Tommy
Speaker 5: from the Steve Hobby Morning Show. You just got pranked
Speaker 5: by your homeboy? What list who this is?
Speaker 7: This?
Speaker 5: Listen? Who is this man? This nephew? Tell me? Man
Speaker 5: from the Steve Hobby Morning Show. Your home boy got
Speaker 5: me through Frank phone. Call you man.
Speaker 13: I'm over here.
Speaker 5: Man, my head is.
Speaker 7: Man got me calling brother. I'm ready to fight.
Speaker 5: Brother. I got one more thing. Ask your big dogs, man,
Speaker 5: what is the baddest I'm talking about the baddest radio
Speaker 5: show in the land.
Speaker 7: Man to Steve Harvey Morning Show. Man, y'all got me
Speaker 7: this morning?
Speaker 8: Man got me manous? I mean, Janie said, all right,
Speaker 8: thanking of you.
Speaker 14: Coming up next, it is asked.
Speaker 1: The celo with us.
Speaker 8: Now you know i'd be back on the hour.
Speaker 1: Yeah, stupid, we.
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Speaker 14: That's all coming up at the top of the hour,
Speaker 14: But right now it is time to ask the colo.
Speaker 14: Righty in Tarzana writes, I was at a male friend's
Speaker 14: house with my cousin. My friend's wife came home and
Speaker 14: went off on me for being in her house. My
Speaker 14: friend nor my cousin defended me. I don't want to
Speaker 14: be in any mess. So should I call her and
Speaker 14: apologize and explain myself?
Speaker 6: Absolutely, you should at least apologize. I mean, look, it's crazy, man.
Speaker 6: I keep telling y'all you going over a friend's house.
Speaker 6: Obviously he's a male friend. Yes, and he got a wife.
Speaker 6: I just fooled and brought you to his house and
Speaker 6: now he got and now the wife matt you for
Speaker 6: coming over there, because most women know, don't go over
Speaker 6: no woman's house. And she don't know you coming. Most
Speaker 6: people know that. I mean, so you know I can understand.
Speaker 6: But then it's the dude's fought for bringing you over there,
Speaker 6: putting you in that uncompromising position. She had to go
Speaker 6: off on him. If you just want to keep the peace,
Speaker 6: apologized to it. Just tell a look, no harm intended.
Speaker 6: I didn't know you weren't home, and I didn't know
Speaker 6: I wasn't welcome. I was just But see, I have
Speaker 6: told y'all about that friend stuff, told y'all about the friend.
Speaker 6: That's kind of crazy. Yeah, so ol her. No, no, no, no,
Speaker 6: he would go read call her you at the house.
Speaker 6: You come home, Tasha sitting in the house with this
Speaker 6: other girl who was a friend of his from down
Speaker 6: at work.
Speaker 2: Hey, call it. What's up?
Speaker 8: Baby?
Speaker 2: This is a Keisha.
Speaker 3: Okay, Kesha, they got a dough? Okay, Aby? What you
Speaker 3: doing free and at work?
Speaker 1: I don't know her.
Speaker 8: Why she's sitting up here at my house like that.
Speaker 1: I don't know her like that?
Speaker 8: Babe? Bye bye?
Speaker 2: Was I right?
Speaker 8: And let me add this.
Speaker 1: I don't want to hear from Keisha again. She don't
Speaker 1: need to call me and let.
Speaker 4: Me add this.
Speaker 2: All Keisha's is fat. Just let me let you know that.
Speaker 1: I don't care and so are all cardless? Good answer, Carla,
Speaker 1: I don't.
Speaker 2: She said that.
Speaker 14: Go to Doe, all right? Moving on, everybody clear on
Speaker 14: that one. Moving on to Kimba and Hoboken. Kimba says,
Speaker 14: I met a man online and I really like him,
Speaker 14: but he was Kimba. Kimba and Hoboken, she says, I
Speaker 14: met a man online and I really like him, but
Speaker 14: he was musty. On our first date, it was raining,
Speaker 14: so he put his arm around me to walk under
Speaker 14: his umbrella and his armpits were funky.
Speaker 1: Maybe he was nervous.
Speaker 14: Do I give him a second date to find out?
Speaker 6: Yeah, you give him a second date. Listen, lady, you
Speaker 6: throwing a man away for a simple reason. He need fixing.
Speaker 6: Most men need fixing. Most men we are lacking something,
Speaker 6: you know, ashy al bowls get you need a manicure,
Speaker 6: you know, we're all kinds of stuff.
Speaker 2: Be wrong with us him and shade the back of
Speaker 2: his neck.
Speaker 6: You know you got You can't throw this man away
Speaker 6: because he must just say, look, I like you, but
Speaker 6: listen to me, listen and then just give him a
Speaker 6: gift set with several different.
Speaker 2: Old spie man right, God, as you know, try all that.
Speaker 6: Well, he needed theodoring you because you Mustyana. Don't mean
Speaker 6: you ain't bade if you just didn't get the theodor though,
Speaker 6: edit the wall. You might have to have travel pack.
Speaker 7: With you at all times.
Speaker 1: So she should give him a second date.
Speaker 2: Absolutely, and you really like him, you can fix that, okay?
Speaker 8: All right? All right?
Speaker 1: Well how does she do it without offending him?
Speaker 7: Though?
Speaker 6: There ain't no way to do that, y'all. Y'all got
Speaker 6: to cut all that? Would he put it on around
Speaker 6: you with that umbrella? Wouldn't you offend?
Speaker 4: All right?
Speaker 14: Moving on to Natasha in Clarksburg. Natasha says, my sixty
Speaker 14: year old mom sent a pic of her boobs and
Speaker 14: a sexy bra and asked you miss me. I texted
Speaker 14: back wrong person, ma She said, sorry, don't tell your dad.
Speaker 14: I am traumatized. How could she possibly be cheating at
Speaker 14: her age?
Speaker 8: What that guy beating?
Speaker 1: They got no ans, Natasha?
Speaker 2: How could she be cheating at her Hey?
Speaker 6: No all, y'all young people, you gonna find out that
Speaker 6: is life after fifty. I know, y'all. Thank you so wrap.
Speaker 6: Hey man, let me tell you something. Yesterday a family feud.
Speaker 6: I walked out on stage and on the first commercial break,
Speaker 6: you know, always greet the people, Hey, how y'all doing,
Speaker 6: Thank y'all for coming.
Speaker 2: I looked over and I was, hey, me, what's happening?
Speaker 2: It was a dude in the crowd looked just like me.
Speaker 6: I mean, nobody, go Steve, look at this dude, bald, mustache, everything.
Speaker 6: I said, ma'am, how many times have you heard you
Speaker 6: look like Steve Harker? He said, Man, every day of
Speaker 6: my life. This dude looked just like me. I said, hey, man,
Speaker 6: how old are you? He said seventy six? I said,
Speaker 6: my dog. This dude looked good. Man, he was seventy
Speaker 6: six years old.
Speaker 1: He should have taken a picture with him.
Speaker 2: Nah, I showed shit, have god?
Speaker 8: Ya didn't.
Speaker 4: Wow?
Speaker 2: Okay, So I hate the most friendly picture taking, so.
Speaker 4: That we know, we know.
Speaker 14: But that was an exception, all right? So what what
Speaker 14: should Nata should do about her mom? Just don't tell
Speaker 14: her dad, like her mom asked, because she's you can't.
Speaker 6: Tell your dad. I can't tell you because you yeah,
Speaker 6: daddy and mama sending a picture of breast to people.
Speaker 2: Give me my phone. Let me show you something. You
Speaker 2: don't know what's going on? Did you miss me? Don't
Speaker 2: tell your dad? That is crazy.
Speaker 14: It is to send to your child, okay, and your
Speaker 14: mom and a sexy bro.
Speaker 1: Maybe his number was in her favorites.
Speaker 14: I mean, all right, last one, Steve, last one, uh
Speaker 14: Porsche and Staten Island says. I come from a big
Speaker 14: family and I'm single. I have six nieces and four
Speaker 14: of them are girl scouts. I'm tired of buying cookies
Speaker 14: to support them, and I think it's rude that the
Speaker 14: parents keep prushing, pressing the issue every year? Am I
Speaker 14: obligated to buy any cookies?
Speaker 2: Not really not really.
Speaker 1: Support the babies.
Speaker 2: Thank your mom about it? Cookies.
Speaker 6: I'm alerting for girl scout cookies. Matter of fact, I'm
Speaker 6: allergic to scouting period.
Speaker 2: All kinds.
Speaker 6: Don't even come over here. I'm alerting to the uniform,
Speaker 6: y'all got I don't want that bat. Don't come over
Speaker 6: here with that sash on?
Speaker 1: All right?
Speaker 5: Thank you?
Speaker 1: Colo Coming up next, and what I.
Speaker 2: Do I do like if I like a kid, I
Speaker 2: buy a whole collection from me.
Speaker 1: If you catch up, huh, that's nice, that's sweet. Cool.
Speaker 14: Yeah, coming up next, we'll have some entertainment news for you.
Speaker 1: Right after this, you're listening morning show.
Speaker 14: While the internet trolls are affecting the TV commercials we'll
Speaker 14: see during the Big Game this Sunday, Insiders reported that
Speaker 14: most of this year's TV commercials will be comforting or amusing,
Speaker 14: but not shocking.
Speaker 1: Don't even worry about that.
Speaker 14: Like past Super Bowls, marketers are reportedly afraid to push
Speaker 14: the envelope with their ads for fear of backlash from
Speaker 14: social media. It has been noted that the audience now
Speaker 14: has unprecedented access to react negative negatively to commercials, which
Speaker 14: can be extremely harmful to big brands. At execs believe
Speaker 14: that overall there will be good advertising, but they doubt
Speaker 14: that any one commercial will blow you away. So, I mean,
Speaker 14: social media just has a choke hold on negativity everywhere
Speaker 14: across the board.
Speaker 2: You know, just you have to make a decision.
Speaker 6: I understand where the brands are coming from because it
Speaker 6: can affect their money because these people, man, they just
Speaker 6: go in, they just believe, and they create. They thrive
Speaker 6: off negativity. That's predominantly to me what I see on Instagram. Course,
Speaker 6: my feed is different because it kind of feeds into
Speaker 6: what you mostly view. So mostly everything that comes across
Speaker 6: my timeline is like motivational stuff and golf tips yeah,
Speaker 6: forty different golfs wing yeah, I can't get none of
Speaker 6: them to work all and wants.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I get out there. I be so damn confused.
Speaker 1: It keeps your mind off of it, yeah, but I
Speaker 1: don't really.
Speaker 2: And but negativity premiates through this social media thing.
Speaker 6: Man.
Speaker 2: It's sad that it's done that way, but it's.
Speaker 6: It's also just shows you all the condition of the
Speaker 6: world and the most and a lot of people, and
Speaker 6: and and and a lot of sad people, a lot
Speaker 6: of hurt people spend their time on the internet trying
Speaker 6: to hurt like you.
Speaker 2: Know, you hear the same hurt people, hurt hurt people.
Speaker 6: Yeah, and that's all it is, is a lot of
Speaker 6: hurting people out there that now have a platform to
Speaker 6: try to make you hurt too, And it's really sad man.
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, I'm scared to take a risk walk, Yeah.
Speaker 6: And that's very true because they can eat you alive
Speaker 6: on there with just a barrage of negativity.
Speaker 1: So you got to play it safe and percussions, all right.
Speaker 14: Moving on to other news, Buckingham Pallas has confirmed that
Speaker 14: King Charles the Third has been diagnosed with prostate cancer.
Speaker 14: A statement on the palace's website said his Majesty has
Speaker 14: commenced a schedule of regular treatments, during which time he
Speaker 14: has been advised by doctors to postpone public facing duties.
Speaker 14: The King remains wholly positive about his treatment and looks
Speaker 14: forward to returning to full public duty as soon as possible. Meanwhile,
Speaker 14: Prince Henry, the Duke of Sussex has made plans to
Speaker 14: be at his father's side during his treatment.
Speaker 1: That's according to page six.
Speaker 2: Asked, uh, Earl of Budingham.
Speaker 1: But nothing, well, room, all right, moving on, if.
Speaker 2: Somebody played him home, I think he'll come right over here.
Speaker 1: Medium Hell, he.
Speaker 2: I am hell, Earl of Nottingham. Good morning. I'm here
Speaker 2: to just claim hello, get good morning. Shot at.
Speaker 6: How young jull listen, I am here to stay double.
Speaker 6: A couple of things. First of all, the king is
Speaker 6: under the best of.
Speaker 1: Cal let's get news.
Speaker 6: All of the top doctors. We love the king. Hell,
Speaker 6: we want him to do well. He just wanted to
Speaker 6: be the first declare that.
Speaker 1: Okay, well, thank you for coming. That was great news.
Speaker 4: Thank you.
Speaker 6: The Queen is another story. When the news first came out,
Speaker 6: all the doctors rushed to her side over half browsers
Speaker 6: over health.
Speaker 2: Once we got that straight, all the doctors were I'll
Speaker 2: be down.
Speaker 1: Okay, well, thank you Earl for stopping by with the report.
Speaker 1: We appreciate it.
Speaker 6: The Queen shot a time because you went, oh my god,
Speaker 6: he're checking me for broth A councils not.
Speaker 2: Ah, it's that king.
Speaker 6: Okay, we got right now, never think got oh, thank you.
Speaker 6: I just wanted to drop in and talking about the subject.
Speaker 6: But we're praying for the King's excite return to doties.
Speaker 2: All this well, long live King Chap.
Speaker 1: Yes, we are praying for him. Thank you for that update.
Speaker 1: Moving on, great news for HBCUs. Okay, the Robert F.
Speaker 14: Smith found of the Student Freedom Initiative has collaborated with
Speaker 14: the Steinbridge Group and they have committed one hundred million
Speaker 14: dollars I said, one hundred million dollars to create affordable
Speaker 14: housing close to HBCU's and minority serving institutions. The goal
Speaker 14: is to transform underused areas into affordable housing so the
Speaker 14: students can thrive.
Speaker 1: I mean this out well. You do know that almost all.
Speaker 14: HBCUs are in poorer in the city areas that need
Speaker 14: drastic improvement.
Speaker 1: So this is really great news.
Speaker 2: Robert smith Man always doing something great.
Speaker 1: Yes, yeah, just love it for the students.
Speaker 2: Yeah yeah.
Speaker 9: When I was a pretty at Holly Hall, when.
Speaker 1: I was at Banks, Come on right, who I used
Speaker 1: to be in Banks?
Speaker 4: Excuse me?
Speaker 8: Why were you in Banks?
Speaker 1: That was a girls dorm?
Speaker 5: Excuse me?
Speaker 8: Excuse me?
Speaker 2: Tommy?
Speaker 1: Thank you, Robert.
Speaker 14: Coming up at twenty minutes after the our Valentine's Day
Speaker 14: is one week away from today, okay, just one week away.
Speaker 14: We have some love questions coming up next right after this.
Speaker 1: You're listening morning show.
Speaker 14: All right, guys, Valentine's is just one week away, Valentine's Day,
Speaker 14: So here's some love questions for you.
Speaker 8: All right?
Speaker 1: How many times has your.
Speaker 14: Heart been broken? You're talking to the guys, thrown it
Speaker 14: out there? Yeah, how many times has your heart been broken?
Speaker 5: Just one?
Speaker 1: No, that's what Tommy said. One, yeah, just one.
Speaker 8: Oh, I didn't. I didn't put that much interest in
Speaker 8: nobody out there that after the first time. That's it.
Speaker 1: Once you stay guarded, but you're still weary.
Speaker 8: Hello.
Speaker 1: Oh that was a shock, I'm sure.
Speaker 8: Okay, all right, I'm talking about three, about three four times? Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 8: because you know it was. It was shocking to me.
Speaker 8: They wanted to date me. It was hard to let
Speaker 8: you go. So you were all, yeah, what do you mean,
Speaker 8: we ain't doing this no more? We ain't doing this
Speaker 8: no more?
Speaker 1: All right, come on, Steve? How many?
Speaker 2: Probably about I thinks somewhere around forty forty forty.
Speaker 8: Broken for time.
Speaker 2: I've been trying to have a girlfriend since six is
Speaker 2: sixth grade?
Speaker 14: Forty times times I got turned down in junior high
Speaker 14: Oh your rejection.
Speaker 6: Yeah, I just kept going Okay, I know so many names.
Speaker 2: I remember that now.
Speaker 6: I mean crush many a forty two times, heart broke,
Speaker 6: it just cracked out.
Speaker 1: Okay, So what do you think about your nephew with
Speaker 1: just one time?
Speaker 2: Yeah, you believe because I know what it was.
Speaker 8: You know, you do.
Speaker 6: He called me and asked me what to do. I said,
Speaker 6: you know, quit opening doors without knocking.
Speaker 2: Showing up.
Speaker 7: Here.
Speaker 2: You're gonna walk over there without telling nobody you're coming.
Speaker 1: Uh So, Tommy, you don't want to talk about it?
Speaker 8: I mean, I don't.
Speaker 1: I still remember that.
Speaker 8: This that that haunts me to this day. Good God.
Speaker 8: And she was cocker doodling. That's what was tripped me.
Speaker 8: I ain't.
Speaker 4: What happened to me.
Speaker 8: She was cocker doudling, just making all these sounds and stuff.
Speaker 8: I said, you ain't.
Speaker 2: Well, that's probably why.
Speaker 1: You sounded like a whole farm.
Speaker 8: A whole farm was crushing.
Speaker 2: All right?
Speaker 1: Sorry about that, Tommy.
Speaker 2: Uh you got.
Speaker 6: Come girl the Valentine's card one day, you know, with
Speaker 6: the little block on it? Will you beat my Valentine?
Speaker 8: Check?
Speaker 2: Yes or no? I handed her to car. She said, Eh, hell, guys,
Speaker 2: what is all that noise about coming up in.
Speaker 14: Thirty four minutes after the hour, we're gonna play around.
Speaker 14: If one has to go right after.
Speaker 1: This, you're listening morning show.
Speaker 14: All right, it's time for a round of One has
Speaker 14: to go electricity, indoor plumbing, furniture, Oh, furniture, all.
Speaker 8: Furniture, indoor plumbing or furniture. Damn electricity go.
Speaker 1: Or electricity go electricity.
Speaker 6: I can't tell you how many times I don't ca't
Speaker 6: home hit the last which wasn't nothing.
Speaker 8: Yeah, I know I had a house full of cameras. Okay,
Speaker 8: I'm gonna let that plumbing go. I'm gonna have to
Speaker 8: go outside, what honey, Yeah, we're gonna plumb.
Speaker 1: Yeah, okay, can't flush.
Speaker 2: No, you must say never had to go down to
Speaker 2: that gas station before.
Speaker 14: All right, moving on, drumstick, breast and thigh. One has
Speaker 14: to go breast.
Speaker 2: Breast yeah, yeah, dry it's too dry.
Speaker 8: A leg and thigh wold be right? Every wa.
Speaker 6: Al right, I think I could be a be better
Speaker 6: if I can imagine chicken had ass. That's the only thing.
Speaker 8: Chicken two than ass, that's the work.
Speaker 2: Three piece gotta be a good ass.
Speaker 8: All right.
Speaker 14: One has to go private plane, yacht or private island.
Speaker 8: Private plane, yacht, private.
Speaker 1: Eye, Yeah, like private chest, private.
Speaker 8: Yacht for mediacht. I want that plane in that the yacht.
Speaker 1: How you're gonna get to the island.
Speaker 8: We're gonna fly, walk in the water rest of the.
Speaker 1: Yeah, like what how you gotta get to the island.
Speaker 8: We're gonna fly. We ain't got no landing strip on
Speaker 8: the island.
Speaker 5: What kind of island is I don't know?
Speaker 6: Most islands don't talk. Yeah until island. You're talking about
Speaker 6: private island, like you could know?
Speaker 9: Yeah, private island and that yet, Yeah, because I can't
Speaker 9: show somebody.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I'd rather be on the yacht and ride around
Speaker 2: the island.
Speaker 8: Point at it, somebody.
Speaker 1: That's mine. All that's mine over there, Look at your boy,
Speaker 1: Look at your boy.
Speaker 2: This all me, this all me? All right?
Speaker 1: What has to go?
Speaker 14: Hot air balloon, bungee jumping ziplining?
Speaker 8: That hot air balloon?
Speaker 2: The hell with that?
Speaker 5: What mm.
Speaker 1: By the air balloon? Bungee jumping ziplining?
Speaker 8: Get rid of this bungee jumping going all the wrong
Speaker 8: way though, Yeah, well I've seen the cord ripped too.
Speaker 2: I can't do that. I can't jump off the bridge.
Speaker 2: Somebody tied my legs up there and then pushed me off.
Speaker 6: No, it's nothing in me can tie myself around my
Speaker 6: ankle and dive off his damn bridge.
Speaker 2: There's nothing in me.
Speaker 6: I'm gonna take my chance for that hot air balloon.
Speaker 6: I'm a guide that thing. We're gonna slam into a
Speaker 6: tree or some we're not gonna all.
Speaker 14: Right, last one one has to go. Angry wife, bull
Speaker 14: riding or a boxing match with Canelo.
Speaker 8: Angry way, we got to go, and she got to go.
Speaker 8: I ride the hell out that bull.
Speaker 2: I played golf with Canelo last year. Man, You know
Speaker 2: I can't whoop him. I can't.
Speaker 6: I can't whoop him boxing all playing golf. That boy
Speaker 6: can play golf. Man, Oh that boy got a nice
Speaker 6: golf game. Man, we got a nice golf game. Angry white,
Speaker 6: mm hmm.
Speaker 1: One has to go.
Speaker 8: You can have that.
Speaker 2: You said, was it that Canelo or bull.
Speaker 14: Ride, bull riding, angry wife or boxing?
Speaker 2: You're talking about mechanical bull?
Speaker 9: They talking about bull yeahroo.
Speaker 6: Oh hell no, I'm just sitting up there. You be
Speaker 6: mad at me all you want. I'm not getting on
Speaker 6: that damn bull. You promise that so to go for you?
Speaker 2: Oh, I ain't nowhere in hell me you'll know, boy,
Speaker 2: you know what's going to go wrong out here?
Speaker 1: Everything all right, guys, thank you?
Speaker 14: Coming up next to nephew with today's prank phone call
Speaker 14: right after this you're listening.
Speaker 1: Morning show, all right?
Speaker 14: Coming up at about four minutes after the hour. It's
Speaker 14: my Strawberry letter for today and the subject is he
Speaker 14: picked me up in my pajamas at three a m.
Speaker 1: We'll get into that find out what that's.
Speaker 14: All about in just a few because right now it
Speaker 14: is time for the nephew and today's prank phone call.
Speaker 8: What you got, nef You know Valentine's is coming up? Yeah,
Speaker 8: and you know you got to give love one something,
Speaker 8: you know, even if the loved one is not your wife.
Speaker 2: How do I say this?
Speaker 8: Wait? What did I say that? Because I didn't say, wait, yeah,
Speaker 8: go ahelp me. Valentine's gift card. Let's just put it
Speaker 8: that way. Valentine's gift card. Okay, I didn't got it
Speaker 8: mixed up with my wife's gift with his wife gift
Speaker 8: It's it's a mess.
Speaker 9: It's just wait a minute, So you're getting you're getting
Speaker 9: a gift card?
Speaker 8: Yeah, to another man's wife. I gave her gift card.
Speaker 1: But it was the right thing in there, idiot.
Speaker 5: You listen.
Speaker 8: It was an honest mistake, is what I'm saying. It's
Speaker 8: an honest You're the only one this could happen to anybody. Okay, anybody.
Speaker 8: I sho want to hear this.
Speaker 1: Yes, boy, let's hear it.
Speaker 8: Let's go get up.
Speaker 13: Hello.
Speaker 8: Hello, I'm trying to read Bryce. Hey, Bryce, how you doing?
Speaker 5: Man?
Speaker 8: My name is Alvin, bro. How you doing today?
Speaker 5: Hey?
Speaker 8: Listen, I know you you you married Tricia Jatricia right, Trisa?
Speaker 5: Yeah?
Speaker 13: Who's this?
Speaker 11: Like?
Speaker 8: I said, Yeah, my name is Alvin, and I'm just
Speaker 8: trying to make sure I got the right person, man,
Speaker 8: because you you have black half white, right from what
Speaker 8: I understand.
Speaker 13: Yeah, I'm like, who the president?
Speaker 5: Why?
Speaker 13: Why are you asking me questions? What's going on?
Speaker 8: Okay, no, no, no, everything's cool, man, everything's cool. Uh, Trish,
Speaker 8: So check this out.
Speaker 13: Man, Okay, listen, I got to say. I'm at work, man,
Speaker 13: say what you need to say? What's happened?
Speaker 8: Okay, listen, I actually dently I sent I sent tric
Speaker 8: Or some flowers for Valentine's. They gonna get there on Friday,
Speaker 8: but I accidentally put a you know, I ordered a
Speaker 8: gift card along with it, and they put this gift
Speaker 8: card in Tricia's gift bag, and really that's that gift
Speaker 8: card should really be for my wife. And I was
Speaker 8: trying to see if maybe if you get to the
Speaker 8: gift bag before, maybe you could get it out for
Speaker 8: me so I could get that gift card.
Speaker 13: Oh okay, so you said you said my white flowers
Speaker 13: for Valentine's Day? Right, do you know what I'm saying?
Speaker 5: Yeah?
Speaker 8: Yeah, But that's not the key. The key is is
Speaker 8: that it's a gift card in there that I need.
Speaker 13: You know that accidentally saying a gift card to my wife.
Speaker 13: You just want the flowers to go to her, That
Speaker 13: what you're saying?
Speaker 8: Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, I said the flowers.
Speaker 13: Man, Yeah, no problem, No, yeah, that's cool man, I'm
Speaker 13: this happens and we make mistakes all the time. How
Speaker 13: about this? How about you come on over and I
Speaker 13: will be more than happy to give you the gift
Speaker 13: card because I'm sure you know if you send with
Speaker 13: the flowers, ah, I'll just have to hand those that's
Speaker 13: a gift card over to you and probably a nice
Speaker 13: uh speeding too. You stup with mother? Why enough?
Speaker 8: Would you ever call me about this, hey, man, And
Speaker 8: I didn't expect all this hotpale Alvin is hostility. Bro
Speaker 8: All I'm trying to do is like I said, I
Speaker 8: ain't brock.
Speaker 5: What do you mean you're doing?
Speaker 13: You didn't think there's gonna be hostile?
Speaker 5: You send my white flowers?
Speaker 13: But how do you even know my way? How do
Speaker 13: you know Tresh? How do you know? Tresh?
Speaker 8: I work in I work in the building with that
Speaker 8: Trish works in.
Speaker 5: You work with her?
Speaker 8: Okay, good, you don't work I don't work with I
Speaker 8: don't work for her company at all. But my my,
Speaker 8: you know, my floor is on a different floor. I
Speaker 8: work in a different company, but she works she works
Speaker 8: in the same building. So yeah, dude, I'm just trying
Speaker 8: to get the gift card. Man. I ain't even trying
Speaker 8: to trip, dude, I ain't.
Speaker 13: So uh let me So you sent some flowers. When
Speaker 13: the flower is gonna be here? What time the flower's
Speaker 13: supposed to be here?
Speaker 8: The flowers getting there sometimes Friday.
Speaker 13: I'm all Valentine, Yeah, on Valentine's Day? Okay, good, good?
Speaker 5: So how about you.
Speaker 13: Come down here on Friday? Okay, and I will give
Speaker 13: the flowers a trash and I will give you the
Speaker 13: gift cards. And you mentioned if I was half black
Speaker 13: or half white, and I'll go ahead and let you
Speaker 13: know that both sides are gonna beat your mother, because
Speaker 13: you got to be the most ignorant mother I've ever
Speaker 13: met in my gum. I don't care if you're green, blue, yellow, lavender.
Speaker 13: I don't know what the you are, but you are
Speaker 13: the dumbest piece of shit I've ever met. You come
Speaker 13: here Friday. You come here and you get your wife
Speaker 13: will get her great gift card, and my wife will
Speaker 13: get your flowers and everybody's gonna be happy.
Speaker 8: Hey, dude, what's what's all that's about? Man?
Speaker 5: Okay?
Speaker 13: So have you gone an hour?
Speaker 7: Trans?
Speaker 13: Are you guys wanting for lunch or you know, maybe
Speaker 13: a movie? Or I mean, how how much time have
Speaker 13: you spent with my wife?
Speaker 8: I ain't. I ain't. I ain't spend no time with her.
Speaker 13: Why are you sad hering that? What do you mean
Speaker 13: you ain't spend no time with her? How do you
Speaker 13: you seem to know all about her? You haven't gone
Speaker 13: out one time with my wife?
Speaker 8: No, I ain't never When I heard so.
Speaker 5: You just have a crush on my wife? Is that?
Speaker 13: What you're trying to say, you just actually send them
Speaker 13: both to her? Is that what it's called?
Speaker 8: I didn't actually, I didn't actually dently send the flowers.
Speaker 8: I send them because I wanted her to have. She's
Speaker 8: a pretty she's a pretty lady. I wanted her to
Speaker 8: have the flowers, but I didn't want her to but
Speaker 8: I didn't want her to have my wife's gift card.
Speaker 13: Though, What did you think I was gonna be there?
Speaker 13: How did you think? How did the mure f ging
Speaker 13: crazy bull mine? Do you think this this was gonna be? Okay?
Speaker 13: What if I called you right now? I'm like, hey,
Speaker 13: I set your wife up? Uh, can you send it
Speaker 13: back to me? How would you feel if I did
Speaker 13: the same to you?
Speaker 8: Well, I mean you're talking about something different from flowers
Speaker 8: and that's same. That sounds like a little bit of defensive,
Speaker 8: don't you think?
Speaker 13: Oh, oh, that's a friend? Yeah, man, you know, I'm sorry,
Speaker 13: Albert You're is Albert is not albert An.
Speaker 8: It's Alvin.
Speaker 13: Man, it's al I don't give us what it is. Alvin,
Speaker 13: come see me on Friday. I'm gonna have your gift card.
Speaker 13: I'm super excited to meet you. This is This is
Speaker 13: gonna be the best Valentine's Day of my life. Come
Speaker 13: visit me. You sent the flowers to the.
Speaker 8: House, right, I got to address that. Tommy gave me.
Speaker 13: Who the is Tommy?
Speaker 8: He the one gave me the address, the one told
Speaker 8: me Tommy.
Speaker 5: Come.
Speaker 13: How about you and Tommy come over to the house.
Speaker 13: We'll have a we'll have a guys. Then I'll put
Speaker 13: it on a game.
Speaker 5: We're gonna have some pretzel.
Speaker 13: Why don't you both come over here?
Speaker 2: Okay?
Speaker 8: Wow?
Speaker 1: Why? Wow?
Speaker 8: The hostility when somebody's showing your wife some wave?
Speaker 5: Dude, No, there's no.
Speaker 13: Hostility whatsoever that you here hostile? I just invited you
Speaker 13: and your boy Tommy to come to my house.
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Speaker 13: Yeah?
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Speaker 14: Coming up next Strawberry Letter. The subject is he picked
Speaker 14: me up in my pajamas at three a m. We
Speaker 14: will get into that right after this.
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Speaker 14: Subject he picked me up in my pajamas at three
Speaker 14: a m. Stephen Shirley. I'm forty six years old and married,
Speaker 14: but over the past two years, my relationship with my
Speaker 14: husband has tanked. We've been sleeping in separate bedrooms since
Speaker 14: last October because he sleeps with a CPAP machine. He
Speaker 14: also has the TV on and he sleeps under the
Speaker 14: ceiling fan. We have not had sex since August. He's
Speaker 14: tired and cranky all the time. So I started going
Speaker 14: out after work with a coworker instead of going home
Speaker 14: to a hostile environment. My coworker and I drank so
Speaker 14: much one night that we ended up in a hotel
Speaker 14: room having sex in the shower. My affair is fun
Speaker 14: and exciting because I'm sneaking around to have great sex.
Speaker 14: It has been going on for two months without any issues.
Speaker 14: But after Friday night, I think my husband might leave me.
Speaker 14: Around one am, I gave him his sleeping pill and
Speaker 14: I snuck out after he went to sleep. I had
Speaker 14: on satin pajamas and.
Speaker 1: My fur coat.
Speaker 14: I met my coworker for some good loving and we
Speaker 14: left the hotel at two forty five am to go home.
Speaker 14: Halfway home, I ran out of gas. I texted my
Speaker 14: coworker and he said.
Speaker 1: He couldn't leave.
Speaker 14: He couldn't leave back out because his wife wasn't asleep.
Speaker 14: I was screwed because my bestie was in Arizona all week.
Speaker 14: If I called my dad, he would ask a million
Speaker 14: questions about how I ran out of gas and why
Speaker 14: I'm in my pajamas. My only option, My only option
Speaker 14: was to call my husband. I had to call him
Speaker 14: eight times before.
Speaker 1: He woke up.
Speaker 14: He picked me up, but he didn't say one word.
Speaker 14: He's still ignoring me, and his calm demeanor is scaring me.
Speaker 14: Do I make up a lie or tell him? Do
Speaker 14: I make up a lie to tell him? Or wait
Speaker 14: until he brings up the subject. This letter is so crazy.
Speaker 14: It doesn't sound real, but it is. And I have
Speaker 14: to say to you, a letter writer, you are not
Speaker 14: a good cheater because for starters, how could you not
Speaker 14: know that you would need gas in your car to
Speaker 14: get back home? I mean, when you're cheating, you got
Speaker 14: to think of all this stuff, right, You got to
Speaker 14: check things you didn't and now you're busted. I don't
Speaker 14: believe you tried to call everyone you could think of
Speaker 14: before you called your husband. Your side Doe couldn't think
Speaker 14: of anyone. He couldn't think of anyone either, Did you
Speaker 14: ask him? Neither one of you need to be cheating, Okay,
Speaker 14: I wouldn't say anything until when or if your husband
Speaker 14: brings it up. All right, I wouldn't say anything. I
Speaker 14: can't believe he hasn't said anything about it already. Did
Speaker 14: he not ask you when he picked you up? What
Speaker 14: were you doing out late?
Speaker 1: And why did you have it?
Speaker 14: He didn't ask you anything. I don't know the sleeping
Speaker 14: pill you gave him. Maybe maybe that was so powerful
Speaker 14: that he just couldn't put it all together. But since
Speaker 14: he hasn't mentioned it, I would take this as a
Speaker 14: blessing and some grace and leave your side piece alone,
Speaker 14: because so far you've dodged a bullet.
Speaker 1: Here, you've dodged a bullet.
Speaker 14: Steve.
Speaker 2: Yeah, she ain't dodged nothing.
Speaker 1: He's waiting.
Speaker 6: He picked me up in my pajamas at three am.
Speaker 6: Three am, y'all come on now, this but the way
Speaker 6: he picked you up. This forty six year old lady Mary.
Speaker 6: Her and her husband have a horrible relationship. They've been
Speaker 6: sleeping his separate bedroom since last October because he sleeped
Speaker 6: with a sea pack machine.
Speaker 2: I'm familiar with that.
Speaker 6: I was on that for a few months, but thank
Speaker 6: God to great health measures, I no longer have to
Speaker 6: sleep with sleep app sleep pack sea pack machine because
Speaker 6: I don't have sleep appnee anymore. The sea pack machine
Speaker 6: helps you breathe smoothly at night. A guy somebody on
Speaker 6: this show was familiar with that. Also, he sleeps. I'm
Speaker 6: completely off mine. I cured myself of it, Praise God. But'
Speaker 6: it's and people once you get used to it, it's
Speaker 6: almost necessary. And people can't get used to that seatpack machine. Well, boy,
Speaker 6: when he puts you out there, you be out good.
Speaker 6: But you didn't add it to the measure because you
Speaker 6: gave him a sleeping pill. And uh, you said that
Speaker 6: you don't sleep with him because of the sea pack machine.
Speaker 6: And he had a TV on and sleeps on the
Speaker 6: ceiling fan and he's tired and cranky all the time. Well,
Speaker 6: come on, know he tired and cranky all the time.
Speaker 6: He sleep on the seat seapack machine. He had sex
Speaker 6: with y'all in hollng since August.
Speaker 2: August. It's fair, I know, getting hell welly clanking, So
Speaker 2: we understand that.
Speaker 6: So you started going out after work with the coworker
Speaker 6: instead of going home to a hostel in box. You
Speaker 6: and your coworker got drunk one night, y'all ended up
Speaker 6: in the hotel room having sex in the shower.
Speaker 2: Then here's the part yo.
Speaker 6: If you think you're fast, fun is exciting me because
Speaker 6: you be sneaking around having great sex. Been going on
Speaker 6: with two months without any issues. But then Friday night.
Speaker 6: Now this way had to let it get real.
Speaker 8: Stupid.
Speaker 6: You said, I think my husband might leave me because
Speaker 6: around one am I gave him a sleeping pill and
Speaker 6: I snuck out after he went to sleep. I had
Speaker 6: on Saturn pajamas and my first coat. Okay, so you
Speaker 6: up north somewhere. I met my coworker for I'm good love,
Speaker 6: and we and we left the hotel at two forty five,
Speaker 6: so you've been in there about an hour. Our forty five,
Speaker 6: you left to go home. Halfway home, you ran out
Speaker 6: of gas. I text my coworker. He said he couldn't
Speaker 6: leave back out because his wife wasn't sleep. Uh oh,
Speaker 6: now this is where the decision went wrong. When we
Speaker 6: come back, I shared with you because she started calling,
Speaker 6: figured out who to call, and she made a dumb All.
Speaker 14: Right, Steve, hang on, we'll have part two of your
Speaker 14: response coming up at twenty three minutes after the hour.
Speaker 14: Today's Strawberry letter subjects he picked me up in my
Speaker 14: pajamas at three a m.
Speaker 1: We'll get back into it right after this.
Speaker 14: You're listening Steve Hardy Morning Show. All right, Steve, come on,
Speaker 14: let's recap today's strawberry letter. The subject he picked me
Speaker 14: up in my pajamas at three am.
Speaker 6: Forty six year old lady been married for a while,
Speaker 6: but the past two years the relationship has gone to
Speaker 6: hell with her and her husband.
Speaker 2: They sleep and separate bedrooms.
Speaker 6: Now they haven't had sex since last August because he
Speaker 6: sleeps on a sea pack machine and he had a
Speaker 6: TV on and they sleep under ceiling fans. So now
Speaker 6: he having hot flashes and his ass is keeping on
Speaker 6: a sea pack machine.
Speaker 2: Lord, have mercy? Is he going through it? He's a
Speaker 2: man with severe sleep apnee and minopause.
Speaker 8: God Joe Joe.
Speaker 6: So now, yeah, he got minto Paul. He having hot flash.
Speaker 6: I just gave it to him just to make an
Speaker 6: extra for the letters. And she say he's tired and
Speaker 6: cranky all the time. Well, he had sex since last August.
Speaker 6: They're gonna beat to pranky ass people in here. So
Speaker 6: she started going out to work with the coworker and
Speaker 6: they got drunk one night and they end up going
Speaker 6: to a hotel and they had sex in the shower.
Speaker 6: Now it's been going on for two months and it's
Speaker 6: been great. So then the other Friday night. That's why
Speaker 6: she think her husband gonna leave her, because around one am,
Speaker 6: she gave her husband a sleeping pill, and then you
Speaker 6: snuck out after he went to sleep. Now he and
Speaker 6: there got seapacked, machine on, got your ceiling pan on.
Speaker 6: There's a lot of humming happened. Now he got a
Speaker 6: sleeping pill, his ass is out, and you after he
Speaker 6: went to sleep, You had on some saturin pajamas and
Speaker 6: your third coat, and you snuck out the house and
Speaker 6: metro coworker for some good lover. Then y'all left the
Speaker 6: hotel at two forty.
Speaker 2: Five to eight m to go home. Halfway home, I
Speaker 2: ran out of gas.
Speaker 5: God.
Speaker 6: I texted my coworker and he said he couldn't leave
Speaker 6: back out because his wife wouldn't asleep. I was screwed
Speaker 6: because my bestie was in Arizona all week.
Speaker 2: Okay, so you couldn't call her.
Speaker 6: If I called my dad, he would ask a million
Speaker 6: questions about how I ran out of gas and why
Speaker 6: I'm in my pajama. Well, right there, I'm fit to
Speaker 6: call my daddy. I don't give a damn about these
Speaker 6: million questions. You got a million questions, I got a
Speaker 6: million lives. What you want, dad? I was on my
Speaker 6: way over my girlfriend's house. I ran out of gas.
Speaker 6: She and a fell asleep and she ain't answering her
Speaker 6: phone while you got your pajamas on. She was over
Speaker 6: there for struggling. She was talking about committing suicide. I
Speaker 6: had to go over there and sea bottle. I've been
Speaker 6: over there all night. I'm coming home and I ran
Speaker 6: out of gas. Come on, take me home, daddy. I
Speaker 6: don't feel like talking about this now. I've been over
Speaker 6: there with my girl all night. I don't feel like this.
Speaker 6: That's what you should have did. But nah, my only
Speaker 6: option was to call my husband.
Speaker 2: It's no way I'd have called my spot.
Speaker 7: It ain't no way.
Speaker 2: I'd have left that car and walked home. I'd have
Speaker 2: got home.
Speaker 6: That fird coat would have been so funky walking in
Speaker 6: them silk pajamas. Talk out of myself out, But it's
Speaker 6: no way I'm calling him. You called him, You had
Speaker 6: to call him eight times before he woke up.
Speaker 2: He picked me up but he did not say one word.
Speaker 6: He's still ignoring me, and his calm demeanor is scaring.
Speaker 6: So you need to go out in the garage to
Speaker 6: see what's happening. You need to check and see if
Speaker 6: it's a duct tape in the garage. Man, you got
Speaker 6: to see if he'd have bought a small boat. You
Speaker 6: can start checking on this stuff like that. Because he
Speaker 6: ain't said nothing, Do I make up a lie to
Speaker 6: tell him or wait until he brings up the subject. Well,
Speaker 6: both bring up the subject and have your live ready.
Speaker 6: I went over to Tsha's house. She was going through
Speaker 6: some stuff. I was driving back home and ran out
Speaker 6: of gas and I called you to come get it. Now,
Speaker 6: you got to get t shirt on the phone. So
Speaker 6: you gonna corroborate your story. You gotta get your alibi, right,
Speaker 6: But that's all I got for you. But why in
Speaker 6: the hell do you call your roof? You have got
Speaker 6: to beat the gumpest cheater. Well she was cheating good,
Speaker 6: it's just when you run it.
Speaker 2: It's levels to this.
Speaker 6: But that going out in your pajamas with that fur coat.
Speaker 6: It ran out of gas. It's no way, no way
Speaker 6: I would have called him. So you have brought this
Speaker 6: on yourself. So now that's good for you. You're forty
Speaker 6: six years old. You can learn a lesson now. So
Speaker 6: I don't know any questions, Shirley, call me anybody. Well, Tommy,
Speaker 6: you can't eat on an mpentertain you can't.
Speaker 8: You got a planet.
Speaker 9: He's something longer than sleeping pills though.
Speaker 5: Him.
Speaker 8: I ain't got nothing else we can use. What about
Speaker 8: the house? Yes, time to get back?
Speaker 5: You know?
Speaker 14: What about her man? Does he bear any responsibility all
Speaker 14: of this?
Speaker 5: None?
Speaker 6: He told her I can't get you cause my wife. Yeah,
Speaker 6: he knew not to tell his wife. Well, yeah, hey,
Speaker 6: by baby, I'm finn to go pick up this.
Speaker 2: Girl, my coworker. She need a ride home.
Speaker 8: He sleep, you know, he sleep until.
Speaker 5: She did.
Speaker 1: Call up.
Speaker 6: I'd have left that car at uber home. Yeah, somebody
Speaker 6: there when we walked up, their damn car stole it.
Speaker 1: Yeah, anything she could have done?
Speaker 8: All right.
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Speaker 1: After this, you're listening Morning show.
Speaker 14: It is time now for junior and sports talk.
Speaker 1: What you got junior?
Speaker 5: All right?
Speaker 10: You know, Shirley, we had these black history sports questions,
Speaker 10: trivia questions for Ox Steve Man.
Speaker 8: He did so well yesterday.
Speaker 13: Man.
Speaker 9: I tried to set it up on me, but he
Speaker 9: knows so much. He been here so long, he know
Speaker 9: everything like.
Speaker 8: It ain't like.
Speaker 9: Okay, here we go who was the first black tennis
Speaker 9: player at the US Open?
Speaker 8: And she a female?
Speaker 2: Uh Al theo Gibson.
Speaker 10: Boy show was althea Gibson Gibson All right, Lee Elder
Speaker 10: was famous Awards sport golf.
Speaker 8: Oh man, Okay, I played supposed to know that, but
Speaker 8: I was gonna see if he didn't know it. Tom,
Speaker 8: That's all this all I played with.
Speaker 6: I played with the great leel He gave me the
Speaker 6: best advice because we was playing with this other dude
Speaker 6: that was getting mad, and by the fourth hole, leel
Speaker 6: To stopped him and said, hey, man, you can stop
Speaker 6: getting mad.
Speaker 2: Young man, he said, but I ain't doing well. He said,
Speaker 2: you ain't good in enough to get mad.
Speaker 7: I like.
Speaker 4: Everybody me.
Speaker 6: After that, I start having a great time on the doctor.
Speaker 6: Every time I missed a shot out with you ain't
Speaker 6: good enough?
Speaker 1: Don't get mad.
Speaker 5: All right, here we go.
Speaker 9: Ken Norton, the boxer, played the title role in what movie?
Speaker 8: It's a movie?
Speaker 6: No slave movie. I can't even a slave movie. I
Speaker 6: don't know that you I don't know.
Speaker 5: No, I know that.
Speaker 8: Yeah, yeah, you don't know that one.
Speaker 6: Okay, Well, I'm gonna just have to say, oh, go ahead,
Speaker 6: or some old ass movie or buck.
Speaker 10: No, no, now, Tommy, you want to I don't know movies, man,
Speaker 10: I know why I threw it in there just to see.
Speaker 2: Okay, Tommy, what's the movie? I think it's manding is man?
Speaker 8: It is man dingo? Okay, all right, he goes, he goes.
Speaker 8: You probably know that.
Speaker 2: Ain't sports.
Speaker 1: Ken Norton was a boxer.
Speaker 4: You can't know.
Speaker 8: Okay, here got another movie one. Don't don't rush it though.
Speaker 8: In the movie We Were Kings, it depicts the light.
Speaker 9: No, no, the movie When We Were Kings depicts the
Speaker 9: life of what boxing.
Speaker 8: I don't know that your favorite.
Speaker 6: Come on, if you're talking about that when we were Kings,
Speaker 6: that that couldn't have been had to be all lead.
Speaker 1: Yes, there you go, dog, no movie sports.
Speaker 5: Got to see.
Speaker 8: What he's just but he got what else?
Speaker 9: You got Okay, what is this your man?
Speaker 8: Then he man? Then is Roben nickname? The word? Got it? Okay?
Speaker 4: Cool?
Speaker 13: You did?
Speaker 1: Madre about to move it? Happy black Hissy movie. All right,
Speaker 1: thank you, Junior.
Speaker 14: Coming up at the top of the hour, a wife
Speaker 14: needs advice Steve about her ex husband and about her
Speaker 14: husband's ex wife.
Speaker 1: We'll get into that right after this. You're listening hard
Speaker 1: Morning show.
Speaker 14: All right, Steve, This is from Dashlin and Chesapeake. Dashlin says,
Speaker 14: I'm remarried and I have two children with my ex husband.
Speaker 14: I have a great relationship with my children's dad, and
Speaker 14: we let him stay at our house.
Speaker 1: When he comes to visit our children.
Speaker 14: My husband now expects the same courtesy when his ex
Speaker 14: wife comes to town, but they don't share any kids.
Speaker 1: I honestly didn't know he's still talked to her.
Speaker 14: My ex husband lives six hundred and thirty miles away,
Speaker 14: so it's a no brainer. My husband's ex wife has
Speaker 14: family in town that she can stay with.
Speaker 1: Make it makes sense.
Speaker 14: Why does he expects his ex wife to stay with us?
Speaker 6: I don't know why. I think it's just to get back.
Speaker 6: I think he wants you to see how that feels.
Speaker 6: Listen to me, man, your ex husband ain't staying in
Speaker 6: my house.
Speaker 2: I don't give it to.
Speaker 7: You.
Speaker 6: And the kids can go get a hotel room while
Speaker 6: he visited, or his ass will get a hotel room
Speaker 6: and the kids can spend the night there or anything
Speaker 6: like that.
Speaker 2: But ain't no, man, your ex man ain't coming staying
Speaker 2: in my house.
Speaker 1: Crazy arrangement, that's crazy.
Speaker 6: Yeah, okay, cool. So now when my ex come to town,
Speaker 6: she can stay with up it make it make sense.
Speaker 6: Make I don't care how far you got a great
Speaker 6: relationship with your ex husband, but you got a husband. Now,
Speaker 6: you gotta respect this man's house. This is the king
Speaker 6: of this castle, just like you the queen of the castle.
Speaker 6: The king k feel disrespected, nor should the queen field
Speaker 6: the respect. He ain't got no business bringing that woman
Speaker 6: into your house. But you damn ain't got no bids
Speaker 6: of bringing that man into your house. I don't give
Speaker 6: a damn how cool to relationship is.
Speaker 1: That's what doesn't event.
Speaker 2: Both the little glass kids over there with him, I'm
Speaker 2: talking about both the he lives miles away and when
Speaker 2: he comes to visit, he stay at I what living
Speaker 2: in my house? Man to be crazy?
Speaker 5: Yeah?
Speaker 6: And then dog for you to bring your ex wife
Speaker 6: in this house. There's too much disrespect on both of thems.
Speaker 6: You're dead wrongs first of all, and then he did
Speaker 6: wrong second of all. Two wrongs don't make it right.
Speaker 6: So how you want us to fix this problem? Both
Speaker 6: of y'all wrong?
Speaker 14: She's trying to justify it with the kids. All right,
Speaker 14: we have time for another one, Steve. This is from
Speaker 14: Henry and McDonough who says, my wife and I are
Speaker 14: empty nesters and.
Speaker 1: I can't get my wife to sit still. Every weekend.
Speaker 14: She has things plans planned for us to do on
Speaker 14: Saturdays and Sundays, so I don't ever get to relax.
Speaker 14: We've been to a brunch, a bunch of new restaurants,
Speaker 14: all of the museums, outlet malls, movies and concerts. We're
Speaker 14: still young at forty nine, but I don't like being
Speaker 14: outside that much. Can I tell her I don't want
Speaker 14: to go?
Speaker 1: Or do I have to participate.
Speaker 2: Everybody here with that damn museum. Ain't nobody doing that then?
Speaker 5: You?
Speaker 6: Marjorie loves museum to look at none of the old
Speaker 6: ass lot of facts. Man stock around looking at no
Speaker 6: damn base and white kids up in the air with them.
Speaker 6: Damn bow and arrows right here, and they've been to
Speaker 6: all the museums.
Speaker 2: I'm not going to play.
Speaker 14: We're about outlet mall. Outlet malls.
Speaker 11: They go, there'd that mom, I'm not mad, Yeah, they go,
Speaker 11: that's that's one of their outings on the weekend.
Speaker 5: There was time.
Speaker 2: Now I going down there. I live, Ma, I'm deal
Speaker 2: down there.
Speaker 1: I gotta work and look for but I am.
Speaker 8: But you can't go down. You can't go down and now.
Speaker 6: Out let mom. Yes, Plus, I don't know who's in
Speaker 6: and out. I have on all that old ass stuffs,
Speaker 6: Nike slacks with the buddies on the side, being that
Speaker 6: dressing like a nineteen sixty basketball player.
Speaker 1: Nike slacks, slash.
Speaker 2: Last regularly to one of your shoes. Ain't got no
Speaker 2: swoosh on it.
Speaker 1: Get out let.
Speaker 8: Money's funny.
Speaker 14: You got twenty minutes after be our real horse.
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Speaker 1: Would you rather? Right after this you're listening.
Speaker 14: Hard Morning Show, It's time now for a would you rather?
Speaker 14: Would you rather peanut butter and jelly sandwiches or tuna sandwiches?
Speaker 1: Which one?
Speaker 13: Good?
Speaker 2: Tuna?
Speaker 7: Yeah?
Speaker 8: Egs in it. Yeah, I'm going with tuna.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm probably to yeah tuna.
Speaker 1: Yeah, okay.
Speaker 14: And you like peanut butter and no jelly, right, Steve,
Speaker 14: you don't.
Speaker 16: Like the well, I like it's I don't like smoking,
Speaker 16: all right, clearly, yeah, little blurred So even what did
Speaker 16: he say?
Speaker 5: That's why?
Speaker 2: Okay?
Speaker 1: Would you.
Speaker 14: Would you rather sleep in a chair for a year
Speaker 14: or on a dirty mattress for a year?
Speaker 8: In that chair? Yeah, up in that chair.
Speaker 6: I'll go to sleep in the chair, boy, and think
Speaker 6: and think I'm in bed. Yeah, that chair is a baby,
Speaker 6: all right.
Speaker 14: Would you rather hang out in Vegas this weekend or
Speaker 14: just watch the game at home.
Speaker 8: In Vegas?
Speaker 4: Okay?
Speaker 2: Well I'd rather hang out in Vegas.
Speaker 1: Okay, that's all.
Speaker 2: Yeah, but it just ain't gonna be peaceful for me.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, what what's gonna make it peaceful?
Speaker 4: What do you mean?
Speaker 1: It's famous?
Speaker 7: Uh?
Speaker 6: You know famous? Oh it's hard, man, But you know,
Speaker 6: I mean it's cool. I spent a lot of time.
Speaker 6: It an't cost money. You got to stay in that
Speaker 6: high slot room all the day. We got to stay
Speaker 6: in there. Well, they got guards and everything, you know.
Speaker 1: All right, right, I love it speaking in Vegas.
Speaker 2: But I do like I do like gambling at the
Speaker 2: regular dice table.
Speaker 1: Okay, that's what that was.
Speaker 14: The slot machines or roulette slot machine.
Speaker 5: But oh.
Speaker 6: You can't be good at either one of them. But
Speaker 6: at least I got a choice in roulette.
Speaker 1: Uh huh, what I make my last?
Speaker 2: Damn slot machine? You just pulling that on, just getting
Speaker 2: your money ate up?
Speaker 1: Last one, guys, last one. This is important. Now listen.
Speaker 14: Would you rather watch Usher's halftime show or have sex
Speaker 14: during halftime?
Speaker 8: Man, damn, I'm gonna do this my way.
Speaker 9: Help about it, USh, I do it?
Speaker 2: Being that confessing myself.
Speaker 1: These are my confession girl.
Speaker 8: Did you see me.
Speaker 1: You're halftime performance?
Speaker 8: I me and Usher both got our shirts off.
Speaker 1: At the time. Nope, really okay, thank you. That's today's rounded.
Speaker 14: Would you rather we'll be back with our closing remarks
Speaker 14: at forty nine minutes after right after this.
Speaker 1: You're listening morning show?
Speaker 14: All right, guys, here we are last break of the
Speaker 14: day on this Wednesday.
Speaker 1: Wow, it's been a good day. I like your trivia
Speaker 1: sports trivia that you gave.
Speaker 5: Do you know what I like?
Speaker 10: I'm sure earlier give a shout out to the Earl
Speaker 10: of Otingham, thank you beautiful thing you did.
Speaker 8: Yes, yes, yes it was.
Speaker 5: It was brief.
Speaker 2: And he's that dude. Man, he's just that dude. You
Speaker 2: know you need to know about what's happening over Buckingham Palace.
Speaker 2: I mean, that's just the dude straight.
Speaker 6: A lot of inside information he got, you know, really
Speaker 6: really poor difference. Hey, I wanted to share something with
Speaker 6: you all. In closing remarks today, I heard a guy
Speaker 6: I don't, I don't know his name.
Speaker 2: He's a rapper.
Speaker 6: I think I don't know his name. He's got some
Speaker 6: tattoos on his face and he's got braids and he's, uh,
Speaker 6: I don't, I don't know his name.
Speaker 2: A lot of people.
Speaker 6: It's a guy on there and he's he talks a
Speaker 6: lot of positive stuff, a lot of stuff.
Speaker 2: I'm not really shooting.
Speaker 6: But he said something the other day I was scrolling
Speaker 6: through and I kind of picked up on it. I
Speaker 6: really enjoyed this statement he made. He says, you have
Speaker 6: every right to protect your energy. And I heard that
Speaker 6: young man say that, and I said, wow, that's a
Speaker 6: powerful statement.
Speaker 2: You have every right to protect.
Speaker 6: Your energy if you are on a journey to become
Speaker 6: successful or happy.
Speaker 2: You have every right to protect your energy.
Speaker 6: See, most people, not most, but all people that I
Speaker 6: associate have those two goals in front of them at
Speaker 6: all times. They're trying to be successful and they're trying
Speaker 6: to be happy. Now, whatever level of success you choose,
Speaker 6: that's yours. But everybody should be on that quest to
Speaker 6: become more successful and just a happier person, to live
Speaker 6: the best quality life you can. But in that, you
Speaker 6: have every right to protect your energy. You have every
Speaker 6: right to disassociate yourself with negative people. You have every
Speaker 6: right to choose not to be around stuff that's not
Speaker 6: beneficial to your journey to becoming successful or happy. You
Speaker 6: don't have to go along with it just because that's
Speaker 6: the status quote.
Speaker 2: Stop doing that. Stop trying to get in to fit
Speaker 2: in when.
Speaker 8: God has.
Speaker 6: Truly, truly and obviously set you on a different path.
Speaker 6: Everybody's path is different. Nobody has the same journey. There
Speaker 6: are no two people walking in the same footsteps. None
Speaker 6: all of us have lives that has its own twisting turns,
Speaker 6: as every one of us must sometimes learn. And that's
Speaker 6: a stanza from a poem called don't Quit. But I'm
Speaker 6: telling you this because sometimes too many people are so
Speaker 6: busy trying to get in where they fit in that
Speaker 6: you forget that that's not your path.
Speaker 8: You have a path.
Speaker 2: You all stop giving up.
Speaker 6: Your quest for happiness and success because this is what
Speaker 6: the masters are doing. You've got to be careful of
Speaker 6: the masses. This internet, man, has young people all twisted up.
Speaker 6: Young people are committing suicide because of the Internet. Young
Speaker 6: people are going through some depression because of the Internet.
Speaker 6: We're in a crisis with this thing, man, because these
Speaker 6: people are so obsessed with life. They're cyber bullying going on.
Speaker 6: There's if you I was just talking with the crew
Speaker 6: this morning. There's a new item out called the Stanley Cup.
Speaker 6: And one little child came to school and was so
Speaker 6: heavily ridiculed by the other students for not having a
Speaker 6: Stanley cup.
Speaker 2: What what's happening here?
Speaker 5: I mean?
Speaker 2: And that's a small thing.
Speaker 6: They got it where if you don't hate what I hate,
Speaker 6: then you a hater. Wait a minute, what I got
Speaker 6: to hate what you hate? I got to go along
Speaker 6: with whatever it is you got going on, or I
Speaker 6: got a problem. It's in every aspect of our life.
Speaker 8: Man.
Speaker 2: That young man said it best. You have every right
Speaker 2: to protect your inn it. Listen to me.
Speaker 6: Whatever your belief is, you have every right to hold
Speaker 6: on to it. This is how I choose to live.
Speaker 6: And because I don't live the way you've decided to live, Now,
Speaker 6: why I got to be wrong for that? If you
Speaker 6: have the right to go down whatever path with your life,
Speaker 6: choose your sexuality, choose your career, choose your mate, choose your.
Speaker 2: H whatever your decision is, and lie. If you have
Speaker 2: that right, so do I.
Speaker 5: So do I.
Speaker 6: I have the right to protect my energy. If you
Speaker 6: don't want to hear about my energy, then don't ask
Speaker 6: about it. You can't bring me your thoughts and your
Speaker 6: dreams and visions for yourself if they don't line up
Speaker 6: with mind. We don't have to be cool, just going
Speaker 6: over there and keep doing you. But stop trying to
Speaker 6: get in so you can fit in. I'm telling you, man,
Speaker 6: that's a dangerous thing. You are on a separate path.
Speaker 6: You ain't got to go along with it just because
Speaker 6: everybody going along with it. We are in a world
Speaker 6: now where they have got you so tied up in
Speaker 6: political correctness that if you don't agree with everything everybody
Speaker 6: doing now you're wrong. Now I disagree with that I'm
Speaker 6: not wrong. I'm not wrong for protecting my energy. I'm
Speaker 6: not wrong for raising my children this way. I'm not
Speaker 6: wrong for telling telling my grandchildren about God.
Speaker 2: I'm not wrong for that. I'm not wrong for getting
Speaker 2: mad up.
Speaker 6: People getting mad up at the school because some teacher
Speaker 6: trying to put their child in the situation that they
Speaker 6: don't agree for. Protect your energy, everybody, you have every
Speaker 6: right to do that. Pursue your line of happiness and
Speaker 6: your line of success and state. Of course, those are
Speaker 6: my closing remarks. See y'all tomorrows. Talk to God today.
Speaker 6: He would absolutely love to hear from you.
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