Speaker 1: Hey, you found our podcast, but are you following it?
Speaker 2: That's important.
Speaker 3: Make sure you click that follow button and enjoy.
Speaker 4: I think I see a listener outside right now.
Speaker 5: Hey wait a minute, No, not like that follow.
Speaker 1: We got a note from management the other day.
Speaker 4: Why is this music so appropriate?
Speaker 1: It's broken Jeffrey in the morning and they're saying, hey,
Speaker 1: can you guys stop highlighting all the good people in
Speaker 1: the world and instead tossing a few rotten eggs to
Speaker 1: your lineup? Too much positivity on this show, too much fun.
Speaker 1: We started our new segment called Criminal of the Week
Speaker 1: to highlight the bold and nefarious, mostly dumb people who
Speaker 1: do the weird, moronic things that make this nation so great.
Speaker 6: And they built this country.
Speaker 1: And today's cow, criminal of the Week, that's where the
Speaker 1: best show when it comes to making us irrect.
Speaker 4: Why isn't there a move after you say that?
Speaker 1: We'll throw that in for the next criminal. But today's
Speaker 1: cow is a person that we don't know, but we
Speaker 1: do know their crime because last week a radio station
Speaker 1: in Alabama announced someone had stolen their entire two hundred
Speaker 1: foot tall steel radio tower. Radio tower, like one day
Speaker 1: the tower was there, the next it was gone without
Speaker 1: a trace.
Speaker 4: Wait a minute, can you imagine their engineering department.
Speaker 1: According to a Facebook post, every piece of equipment available
Speaker 1: was stolen from it. They cut the wires to the tower,
Speaker 1: they downed the entire structure and removed the whole thing
Speaker 1: off the property.
Speaker 4: How long did it take them for the radio station
Speaker 4: to notice?
Speaker 1: Over three to four weeks till someone actually checked.
Speaker 6: Went up, Wow, whatever we're doing is working.
Speaker 1: But police are investigating the matter, and I just want
Speaker 1: to be clear and go on record saying, in no
Speaker 1: way did Jose google the directions to that exact tower
Speaker 1: or just a bunch of expensive tools made for dismembering
Speaker 1: steel structures off of Amazon. If he did do that,
Speaker 1: that was a mere coincidence. I'm trying to show my
Speaker 1: value to this company. Just a funny guy. I can
Speaker 1: do stuff.
Speaker 2: I don't know why.
Speaker 4: I feel like it only takes it Alan Wrench.
Speaker 1: Yeah, So congratulations, mystery radio tower thief. You are our
Speaker 1: criminal of the week.
Speaker 4: Is it still a guessie? They're gonna like try to
Speaker 4: sell the scrap metal back.
Speaker 1: Up, Let's add it on to the top of our
Speaker 1: radio tower so our signal stretches all the way across
Speaker 1: the world.
Speaker 4: That's how it works.
Speaker 1: Everybody in the can hear our shock coming question of
Speaker 1: the day with the Morning Shows version of a steel
Speaker 1: Man Tower dig Shake, No dismember you.
Speaker 7: Most listeners probably look at this group of radio vets
Speaker 7: and think, yikes, they don't seem athletic at all. Oh,
Speaker 7: I've worked with all of you for years, and I
Speaker 7: can say definitively that's not.
Speaker 2: One hundred percent true.
Speaker 7: Okay, Like Jose wants throw out a pitch in a
Speaker 7: minor league baseball game. Yeah, and sure he tore his
Speaker 7: u of yla and yeah he got winded on the
Speaker 7: walk back to the dugout.
Speaker 2: Sure, but it was inspiring nonetheless.
Speaker 8: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Yeah, when they turned you off on that stretcher Man,
Speaker 1: the whole crowd went wild.
Speaker 7: The Brook actually completed a decathlon last year, doing ten
Speaker 7: consecutive trips around a Jack in the box drive through
Speaker 7: while not tipping even once.
Speaker 4: I tipped a lot.
Speaker 7: And Jeffrey, of course, is the only man in medical
Speaker 7: history to dislocate both of his shoulders just watching a
Speaker 7: men's gymnastics routine. Oh yeah, and today You're unparalleled athleticism
Speaker 7: will finally pay off because you're being quizzed on the
Speaker 7: top twenty most popular sports around the world in another
Speaker 7: edition of plenty of twenty. Now remember for this game,
Speaker 7: these are globally popular sports, not necessarily the ones that
Speaker 7: are biggest here. Okay, and if you hear this sound,
Speaker 7: I guess the number one answering, you get one free
Speaker 7: pass on a wrong one. So today we'll start with
Speaker 7: the very best of the Mountain West Conference. That's Alexis,
Speaker 7: the Mountain West.
Speaker 1: Well, I'm gonna go with the sport that's big in
Speaker 1: you know, basically over other country.
Speaker 4: Soccer.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah you Alexis number one on my list.
Speaker 7: Soccer the most globally popular sports, so you have the
Speaker 7: silver saved.
Speaker 2: Next up is Jose It's.
Speaker 6: Gotta be up there.
Speaker 3: Let's just go with American football.
Speaker 7: American football number thirteen, globally popular.
Speaker 1: Swift Jeffrey's up.
Speaker 7: Taylor women's volleyball, volleyball number ten on my list. I'm
Speaker 7: gonna include men's, women's and beach in that number ten.
Speaker 6: Look at their butts too.
Speaker 2: That is fun to look at butts. Brooks up. I'm
Speaker 2: gonna say Rickets number three on my list.
Speaker 4: Back to Alexis, let me say basketball.
Speaker 7: Basketball number two on my list. One, two, and three, soccer, basketball, cricket.
Speaker 7: Most popular sports are off of the board. We're back
Speaker 7: to Jose.
Speaker 3: I have a secret one that I'm hiding that I
Speaker 3: think is on the list.
Speaker 9: Don't tell I'm gonna say it.
Speaker 6: I'm gonna say baseball.
Speaker 7: Baseball number twelve on my list, just ahead of American football.
Speaker 1: I'm giving Taylor Swift credit for baseball too good all
Speaker 1: the sports.
Speaker 7: Taylor Swift does sound like a middle reliever. Name Jeffy,
Speaker 7: You're up next.
Speaker 1: Going back to college, there was a party trick I
Speaker 1: would do to impress all the sorority girls. And I
Speaker 1: could juggle four of these in my mouth at once.
Speaker 1: Give me ping pong balls, Jake.
Speaker 2: Ping pong.
Speaker 7: Table tennis number twenty on the list, Jeffrey, fairly that
Speaker 7: I'm impressed table tennis made the list.
Speaker 2: I'm more impressed you could fit four in your mouth.
Speaker 4: You know, it wasn't impressed any of those girls.
Speaker 7: You know.
Speaker 10: I'm trying to think of like the big opens that
Speaker 10: are all around the world, right like you have the
Speaker 10: US Open.
Speaker 4: So I'm gonna say tennis.
Speaker 2: Ennis number four on my list. We're back to Alexis now.
Speaker 1: We're getting down now. We're getting down.
Speaker 4: Yeah, there's a lot above that.
Speaker 1: Okay, what do you got a list?
Speaker 4: Oh, I know, not my thing, but golf.
Speaker 2: Golf number eleven on my list.
Speaker 3: I'm gonna say gymnastics, Jake.
Speaker 7: Gymnastics just outside the top twenty. Jose I will tell
Speaker 7: you there are some Olympic sports on this list, but
Speaker 7: gymnastics is just outside the top twenty.
Speaker 2: Jeffries up.
Speaker 1: I know in Europe a big sign of masculinity. There
Speaker 1: is a man who could dominate in the sport of badminton.
Speaker 1: Give me a badminton on the list.
Speaker 2: Badminton number seventeen on the list.
Speaker 5: Jeffrey, Thank you Europe.
Speaker 2: Brook, it's your turn.
Speaker 10: So I'm gonna go with one that I'm loving right now,
Speaker 10: and that's skiing, snowboarding.
Speaker 7: Winter sports did not make the top twenty. I'm sorry, Brook,
Speaker 7: We're back to the top of the list. Alexis and Jeffrey.
Speaker 11: Shout out to the Mountain West Track and Field Track
Speaker 11: and field.
Speaker 1: Number five on my level five because everybody can run.
Speaker 4: Yeah, nobody enjoys watching it. Ye special across. Contrary in
Speaker 4: the Money Show.
Speaker 2: The final cross the line, I like the one where
Speaker 2: they get wet steep chain.
Speaker 1: Jeff Well, it's mostly just in my circles back home,
Speaker 1: but we would enjoy going to the track and watching
Speaker 1: some horse racing.
Speaker 7: Horse racing did not make the top twenty Jeffrey, just
Speaker 7: outside of it. Alexis wins today. Sports that you guys
Speaker 7: missed number six was rugby, very popular in the Southern Hemisphere.
Speaker 7: Formula one was seven.
Speaker 2: Lots of people that netflix.
Speaker 7: Boxing was eight, ice hockey nine.
Speaker 2: Mixed martial arts was fourteen.
Speaker 7: That's what Moto GP motorcycle racing very popular in Europe.
Speaker 2: Fifteenth. Other Olympic sport you guys missed was swimming. Ah,
Speaker 2: that was polity of twenty.
Speaker 4: I feel more athletic after it.
Speaker 1: Since Alexis survived the long guest, she gets to choose
Speaker 1: who gets shocked and somebody wanted to hear All Star
Speaker 1: by smash Mouth. Who's going to be Alexis. Don't make
Speaker 1: me juggle ping pong balls in front of you and
Speaker 1: impressed it. I don't want to see that, all right,
Speaker 1: I'll sing man. Some Body once told me the world
Speaker 1: is gonna roll me.
Speaker 3: I ain't.
Speaker 1: The shop is tool in the shop. That's her Jacolic
Speaker 1: question of the.
Speaker 12: Day frooking Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 1: It is no fun having an annoying roommate. Seriously, nobody
Speaker 1: agrees with that sentiment more than Alexis has complained to
Speaker 1: us many, many times off the air about how she
Speaker 1: cannot stand the girl that she currently gets.
Speaker 4: She's my best friend? Why she used air quotes?
Speaker 1: Just what was that word that you used to describe
Speaker 1: her bestie?
Speaker 2: Yeah, it was some.
Speaker 1: Other B word I can't remember. But I only bring
Speaker 1: it up because one of our listeners got stuck with
Speaker 1: not just one, but a whole houseful of obnoxiously loud dudes.
Speaker 1: He got so frustrating he had to come up with
Speaker 1: a diabolical plan to get them to finally chill out.
Speaker 1: And it's equal parts genius and hilarious.
Speaker 4: Want to pay attention a paper?
Speaker 1: You want to know this, Alexis? When you do a
Speaker 1: brand new mass speaker coming up? You don't hear me confession,
Speaker 1: I can't take back o arms mouse speaker that a
Speaker 1: tex sevent eight five ninety two that says, I work
Speaker 1: from home and have very little human interaction, but I
Speaker 1: grew up plants on my desk that I've given names
Speaker 1: and talked to and thou just one plant of the
Speaker 1: month for most growth that is humbling to learn a
Speaker 1: plant gets better work benefits than we get here at
Speaker 1: the station.
Speaker 4: Oh my gosh, it's true. Just wondering what are you
Speaker 4: talking about?
Speaker 1: But you know what, maybe we should give out an
Speaker 1: award for confession of the month here on the Mass Speaker.
Speaker 1: Winner gets free Uber rides from Alexis anytime that you want.
Speaker 13: I don't have a car.
Speaker 1: And we have our first candidate on the line right now,
Speaker 1: who's chosen to go by the name Chris today. So Chris,
Speaker 1: welcome to the show.
Speaker 14: Thank you guys for having me.
Speaker 4: Oh man, Chris, even with a voice changer, you sound
Speaker 4: down man.
Speaker 8: Well yeah, well I mean no, I'm no.
Speaker 1: Don't let don't let me shame your voice in the
Speaker 1: first five seconds of you being on our show. I
Speaker 1: apologize say you sound clinically depressed. Anyway, Chris, voice changer
Speaker 1: is on, you're the mass speaker. Whenever you're ready, let's
Speaker 1: hear your confession.
Speaker 14: All right, thank you. I used to live with three.
Speaker 8: Roommates, okay, okay, And when I first moved in, they
Speaker 8: these guys seem like, you know, they were normal enough.
Speaker 8: I was just responding to an online ad for an
Speaker 8: open room.
Speaker 10: And I've done that before. I lived in the basement
Speaker 10: of two dudes houses house. Yeah, I'm still friends with them.
Speaker 10: I am not oh friends with them, okay, okay.
Speaker 8: No, I didn't realize how big they were in the partying.
Speaker 1: Oh man.
Speaker 14: Yeah, it was tough.
Speaker 8: Like I signed a year lease and once they started
Speaker 8: living there, they threw a few parties like here and there.
Speaker 8: But after the first three months, it was all the
Speaker 8: friggin time.
Speaker 4: Oh oh no, that's awful.
Speaker 14: It was.
Speaker 8: It was just really really frustrating for me because I
Speaker 8: was studying for my master's degree.
Speaker 10: Gosh, oh, not only can you not sleep, but then
Speaker 10: you can't even come home to a clean house. Did
Speaker 10: you know there's like pizza boxes and like solo cups everywhere.
Speaker 1: That just sounds kind of fun for me. But if
Speaker 1: you're setting you're taking from school seriously, then yeah, that
Speaker 1: would be really difficult.
Speaker 4: He wasn't an undergrad, Okay.
Speaker 8: I needed to be up late doing research coding, and
Speaker 8: I'd go to go to the bathroom and there'd be
Speaker 8: you know, vomit in the toilet.
Speaker 4: So Alexis was at the party.
Speaker 1: Yeah, oh man, that sucks.
Speaker 8: It was just basically no warning when a party was
Speaker 8: about to happen.
Speaker 14: They just invite a few people over.
Speaker 8: Then Moore would come in more, and then they trickle
Speaker 8: it in until there was about, you know, fifty people
Speaker 8: in the house.
Speaker 1: Okay, we get it. You had the coolest roommates of
Speaker 1: all time.
Speaker 5: Yeah.
Speaker 6: Oh man, I'm smart. I'm getting my masters.
Speaker 3: Where's the bad party?
Speaker 1: That's I mean, what what can you really do though, Chris?
Speaker 1: I mean you're kind of locked in seriously.
Speaker 8: So I got frustrated and I had to figure out
Speaker 8: a way to shut this down.
Speaker 14: Okay.
Speaker 8: So one of the dude's parents own the house.
Speaker 4: So they're rich boys too. Okay.
Speaker 8: I was getting my master's in data science and machine learning,
Speaker 8: so I worked a lot with AI. Oh yeah, yeah,
Speaker 8: So I came up with a plan.
Speaker 14: I kind of a diabolical one.
Speaker 1: That's the only kind that we liked. Yeah.
Speaker 10: I mean, you can't be a hero without a diapholical plan.
Speaker 6: That's how it works, right, It's got to be at
Speaker 6: least maniacal.
Speaker 1: Yeah, what was the plan?
Speaker 8: So I use an AI voice cloning program. So I
Speaker 8: gave my program a sample audio from my roommates It
Speaker 8: was uploaded from a few of their social media posts
Speaker 8: to clone their voice.
Speaker 4: I hope we can understand what's going to happen next.
Speaker 4: I don't feel like we're smart enough in this.
Speaker 6: Yeah, he was about to play our voices back to us.
Speaker 4: Yeah wait, is this me even talking?
Speaker 6: This is how we get fired. It's like we fire
Speaker 6: each other.
Speaker 1: So you cloned your roommate's voice.
Speaker 8: Basically, it's a deep faith Yeah, yeah, okay, okay, then
Speaker 8: what and when the party got too rowdy, I used
Speaker 8: a burner phone and I called my roommate's parents, the
Speaker 8: guy who owned the house, who lived like five minutes away.
Speaker 4: Oh, you're rating out.
Speaker 14: Well, I wouldn't rat him out.
Speaker 8: I say, hey, Dad, I need your help.
Speaker 14: I'm out the house. The how water won't work and
Speaker 14: you can buy a real quick and.
Speaker 3: Take a just get over.
Speaker 1: And this is with your roommate's cloned voice, so he
Speaker 1: thought he was talking to his son.
Speaker 8: And make it even more diabolical, I would skip the
Speaker 8: actual ring and send it straight to voicemail.
Speaker 4: Oh oh god.
Speaker 10: So they would come over and shut the party down,
Speaker 10: just like they were high schoolers all over again.
Speaker 8: They'd get upset, the party would die down. My roommate
Speaker 8: was so confused, and he was like, what the hell's
Speaker 8: going on, Dan, what are you doing here? And and
Speaker 8: his dad would show him the voicemail and I would
Speaker 8: just sit there listening on the on the backside of
Speaker 8: my door.
Speaker 10: The roommate would hear his ai deep fake voice played
Speaker 10: back to.
Speaker 8: Him and he would say, what the hell I didn't
Speaker 8: even say this, And his father was I.
Speaker 14: Have it right here.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, you.
Speaker 14: Drunk, you don't remember.
Speaker 8: Oh so he got reamed out, Oh that happened like
Speaker 8: three or four times.
Speaker 1: D You're a genius, dude?
Speaker 4: Did the party stop?
Speaker 8: The parties eventually died down because I don't know if
Speaker 8: they were getting suspicious, but they moved them to their
Speaker 8: other friend's house. It was like it was like a
Speaker 8: fraternity or.
Speaker 1: Something, and they never figured out that you were behind it.
Speaker 14: No one ever ever confronted me about it.
Speaker 4: I take it they weren't getting their master's chapter.
Speaker 1: Majors. Yeah, going on, but like we're cool, right, you
Speaker 1: have no like problem with us as a show.
Speaker 4: And you're not recording this right yeah?
Speaker 14: Yeah, well everything's recorded these days.
Speaker 1: Oh, we just want to be on your good side, Okay,
Speaker 1: so anything that you need email. The show will help
Speaker 1: you out with anything you want. Okay, Bud, you guys
Speaker 1: are sure you Chris, thanks for coodfesting and text in
Speaker 1: sevent eighty five nine to two. If you have a
Speaker 1: confession you've been holding on to, we can hide your identity,
Speaker 1: mask your voice, and make you our next mass speaker.
Speaker 1: Your phone TAP's coming up right after this.
Speaker 12: Freaking Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 1: In today's prank call, we reach out to a woman
Speaker 1: who's been a store manager at J Crewe for the
Speaker 1: last few years. She loves her job and her employees,
Speaker 1: but she's been feeling pressure lately to keep everything running smoothly,
Speaker 1: and that's gonna be a problem today. Her assistant manager
Speaker 1: just emailed her while she's on vacation, saying, sorry, staff
Speaker 1: was low, so I had to do an emergency hire.
Speaker 1: Oh no, And now she's about to meet her newest employee,
Speaker 1: Frank aka Clover.
Speaker 4: Oh God.
Speaker 1: In your phone tab right now.
Speaker 12: It's any.
Speaker 15: Hello.
Speaker 9: Hello, is this Emma?
Speaker 13: Yeah?
Speaker 16: Who's this?
Speaker 9: This is Frank?
Speaker 5: I mean, mate's coming, Clover and you're technically my colonel
Speaker 5: and I'm at your command.
Speaker 13: I'm so sorry.
Speaker 9: Away in orders boss.
Speaker 13: Could you start again? Who is this me?
Speaker 9: Name's Frank on the new hire here over at J Crew?
Speaker 9: Did Carsy not tell you about me?
Speaker 13: This is quite bizarre. It's Cathy there. Could you put
Speaker 13: casting on the line please?
Speaker 9: Negative?
Speaker 5: Actually, CARSI had an emergency, so she left me with
Speaker 5: the keys to the store because the game. She hired
Speaker 5: me a few days ago.
Speaker 13: Wait a minute, are you serious right now?
Speaker 5: I'm always serious. Even as a baby, I was trained
Speaker 5: not to laugh. Okay, parents would say Google, but they
Speaker 5: never went for Google.
Speaker 13: Are you at the J Crew store right now? Are
Speaker 13: you on location?
Speaker 9: Affirmative? Carse?
Speaker 5: Your manager? She had an emergency?
Speaker 9: How to leave? I'm the only one that's employed here.
Speaker 13: First of all, Cassi has no hiring ability whatsoever. She's
Speaker 13: not allowed to hire anybody. So it sounds to me
Speaker 13: like there's been a complete store emergency and she handed
Speaker 13: keys to some pacho off the street, no offense.
Speaker 5: She told me that she sent you an email about this.
Speaker 13: Yeah, I mean she sent me an email mentioning hiring somebody,
Speaker 13: but she didn't. First of all, I'm on vacation, so
Speaker 13: I didn't respond to that.
Speaker 5: Second of all, pardon me, May I ask where you're vacationing.
Speaker 13: At I'm sorry.
Speaker 5: Actually, let me tell you. Hold on, be quiet, let
Speaker 5: me hear the backgrounds somewhere warm, I see you. Are
Speaker 5: you in Marcho?
Speaker 9: Paid you?
Speaker 5: I can recognize a Chilean mountainside.
Speaker 1: In any moment, Okay, And.
Speaker 9: I can tell you what a boy he's are buried too?
Speaker 13: Okay, Okay, this is a lot to take in. Can
Speaker 13: you just back kept for me a second. If you're
Speaker 13: at the store right now, is marked there? Or is
Speaker 13: Devon there? Who else is there with you? Right now?
Speaker 5: I'll have the entire perimeter under control, and it's just
Speaker 5: me that is actually one I'm calling you.
Speaker 9: I have a couple questions.
Speaker 13: Christ of all, you shouldn't be there alone. If you're
Speaker 13: a brand new person.
Speaker 5: I'm not alone. Always got my team around me? What
Speaker 5: always watching? Always ready?
Speaker 17: What does that mean?
Speaker 13: I mean this is scary?
Speaker 5: Well, you've got Jay Crewe. I've always got a crew.
Speaker 5: You ever heard of I six?
Speaker 13: What are you talking about? I checked your email and
Speaker 13: he said they would experience.
Speaker 9: Oh I have experience.
Speaker 5: That's why I took the position, especially when I see
Speaker 5: here you needed a good folder.
Speaker 13: Yeah, we need people to full close that's kind of
Speaker 13: what the job is.
Speaker 5: I've actually folded up seventeen snow leopard skins in the
Speaker 5: mountains of Siberia. I had to make my own tents
Speaker 5: so I wouldn't die drinking my own blood. Oh my god,
Speaker 5: and I had water with me.
Speaker 13: I don't even know how to respond to that. You
Speaker 13: need to get out of it right now.
Speaker 5: Would you want me to get out over the store
Speaker 5: or get out of this display case that I'm currently
Speaker 5: hiding in? What None of the customers can see me?
Speaker 5: And that's how I like it. It makes me more comfortable. No,
Speaker 5: I'm always watching and all they see is a rack
Speaker 5: of jackets.
Speaker 9: Stop must like Moroccan leather to me.
Speaker 16: And this isn't a spy machine.
Speaker 5: You're stelling clothes, clothes funded by a secret militia fighting
Speaker 5: rebel pirates off the coast of Johannesburg aka the j Crew.
Speaker 13: Don't you move, don't touch anything frozen. I'm gonna cast somebody.
Speaker 13: They're gonna come over right now. That's how we're gonna
Speaker 13: handle this.
Speaker 5: Are you sure they're gonna find me when they show up,
Speaker 5: because I'll be frozen like a mannequin hidden in plain sun. No,
Speaker 5: that's how potent missed me twice.
Speaker 18: Don't move, just don't move.
Speaker 9: Someone's coming right now, still.
Speaker 13: Right now, and you're gonna give them the keys. Okay,
Speaker 13: you give them the keys when they come.
Speaker 5: I can't hun the clees over if I'm frozen and
Speaker 5: you're told be frozen.
Speaker 9: Oh and also, I'll tell you this is a prank
Speaker 9: phone call.
Speaker 5: What your assistant manager cars It's gotten really hard to talk.
Speaker 9: Okay, I'm just going to stop the whole thing.
Speaker 1: Your assistant manager, Cassie set you up for this.
Speaker 5: She sent you an email saying she heard a guy
Speaker 5: named Frank, but it's really me.
Speaker 6: This is from B and Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 13: Oh my god, I almost got on a plane. Oh
Speaker 13: my god.
Speaker 19: I'm so sorry for freaking you out.
Speaker 17: He's fired.
Speaker 5: No, do not fire, Cassie. Actually, you know, funny see,
Speaker 5: I know someone.
Speaker 9: Who's perfect but a joke.
Speaker 13: Thank you, No, thank you. I don't think I need
Speaker 13: a over running my store.
Speaker 5: If you know't won't we run in this store? Watern't
Speaker 5: I just go sabotage Eddie Bawar instead?
Speaker 13: Oh my god.
Speaker 12: The week of every morning was FI Tabs weekday mornings
Speaker 12: on the twenties, Brooking Jeffrey in the Morning.
Speaker 1: The great Wayne Gretzky. Once you miss one hundred percent
Speaker 1: of the shots, you.
Speaker 4: Don't take such a good clothes.
Speaker 1: Which is the reason Alexis has never turned down a
Speaker 1: free melon ball shot. Good work, Alexis, your commitment is impressive.
Speaker 4: He didn't mean literal shot.
Speaker 1: Yeah. I think what Grey really means about missing your
Speaker 1: shot is Kate, let a good opportunity pass you by
Speaker 1: because you might never get it again. And it's true
Speaker 1: in hockey, it's true in your career. It's also true
Speaker 1: in romance. And that's the reason two of our listeners
Speaker 1: are willing to take a shot, put their hearts on
Speaker 1: the line and meet for the very first time right
Speaker 1: here during a brand new edition of Blind Love Is.
Speaker 4: I do feel like we need to tell Alexis again
Speaker 4: they're not drunk. I don't know. I think it could
Speaker 4: help with this.
Speaker 1: We'll see if the sparks fly. Coming up next, well,
Speaker 1: we're almost to Valentine's Day. It's brooken Jeffrey in the morning,
Speaker 1: and it's never too early to sell break are, so
Speaker 1: in preparation, we obviously have to do the most romantic
Speaker 1: segment in all of radio blind love is just like
Speaker 1: a Craigslist ad helped to create a romantic connection between
Speaker 1: two total strangers.
Speaker 4: Sounds like that's the analogy we're going for here.
Speaker 1: Now. It's as close as we can come true love.
Speaker 1: And we've got a couple listeners on the line right
Speaker 1: now who've requested second date updates from us before, and
Speaker 1: it was a situation where the person didn't answer or
Speaker 1: it wasn't going to work, so we gave them this
Speaker 1: option instead, and they both agreed to give it a try.
Speaker 4: Right last resort, let's go.
Speaker 1: Their names are Sophia and Patrick. They've never met before.
Speaker 1: They cannot see each other obviously because it's radio, and
Speaker 1: they're going to be introduced for the very first time
Speaker 1: right here to chat and see if they have a
Speaker 1: natural Valentine's Day style love connection.
Speaker 4: Have no pressure anything, and.
Speaker 1: Remember there is no pressure on us. We need to
Speaker 1: stay quiet. That's going to be the hard part while
Speaker 1: they talk to each other, and afterwards we can come
Speaker 1: back on to discuss to find out if truly blind
Speaker 1: love is.
Speaker 5: Its just so hard because we get to ask questions
Speaker 5: and help and do so much during other segments and
Speaker 5: this one, like we laugh to like chemistry.
Speaker 1: Do we really help during the other segments? I think
Speaker 1: we do the opposite.
Speaker 4: Talk a lot, but does that's not helpful?
Speaker 1: So we're just gonna let them talk. And since we're
Speaker 1: pretty close to Valentine's Day here, we're hoping their conversation
Speaker 1: has something to do with the holiday. That's what we encouraged.
Speaker 1: But let's go ahead and punch them up. And Patrick,
Speaker 1: why don't you go ahead say hi to Sophia. We're
Speaker 1: gonna step away.
Speaker 18: I'm Patrick, as you know, Hi to meet you.
Speaker 3: Patrick.
Speaker 8: Hi?
Speaker 20: Patrick, how are you?
Speaker 21: I'm doing all right?
Speaker 18: How are you?
Speaker 13: I'm doing that out.
Speaker 17: I'm a little nervous, but excited.
Speaker 18: Me too, Me too?
Speaker 1: You three?
Speaker 17: Okay, So, because I got a couple of questions that
Speaker 17: I want to ask you, okay with them?
Speaker 8: All right?
Speaker 17: So the first one is I want to know what
Speaker 17: your typical weekend is like, like on a lazy Sunday,
Speaker 17: what do you do? Do you watch Netflix all day?
Speaker 17: Do you go to the museum or like would you
Speaker 17: cuddle with what would you do together on a lazy Sunday?
Speaker 8: Uh?
Speaker 18: Kind of kind of funny you mentioned museums and cuddling. Actually,
Speaker 18: I actually got kicked out of a museum for cuddling
Speaker 18: in there.
Speaker 4: Wait, what.
Speaker 13: Explain?
Speaker 16: How do you get.
Speaker 18: They took an issue with the PDA. You know, I
Speaker 18: might have taken it a bit far, Okay, and I
Speaker 18: was drinking too.
Speaker 8: So.
Speaker 1: It happens at museums a lot.
Speaker 18: So I mean, we just come out of a cocktail
Speaker 18: lunch date.
Speaker 11: So it sounds like you're at least kind of adventuress.
Speaker 16: So that's that's a good thing.
Speaker 18: I try to be.
Speaker 1: I try to be.
Speaker 18: So speaking of weekends, what romantic activities do you like?
Speaker 3: Oh?
Speaker 7: I thought so a.
Speaker 11: Little things, But recently I've actually got really into baking bread,
Speaker 11: like soda bread sour doolo, threeouse rolls, multi grain breads,
Speaker 11: all breads.
Speaker 17: I've been like obsessed with that lately. So that's something
Speaker 17: I do on the weekends. And I wouldn't mind, you know,
Speaker 17: doing that with somebody else.
Speaker 18: That sounds really cool. Actually, I think it was months
Speaker 18: ago I actually tried baking some bread on my own.
Speaker 18: It was a it was a peanut butter bread. You'll
Speaker 18: never guess the secret ingredient. It was apple sauce.
Speaker 17: Okay, I've never heard of.
Speaker 18: That, but surprisingly good.
Speaker 17: I'll take your work for it.
Speaker 16: I mean, maybe I'll have to try it.
Speaker 18: Yeah, we could, we could try it together.
Speaker 13: Maybe.
Speaker 1: By the way, if listeners are tuning in, just now,
Speaker 1: we're in the middle of Blind Love is where Patrick
Speaker 1: and Sophia are meeting for the very first time on
Speaker 1: our radio show, seeing if they have a natural love connection.
Speaker 9: In the build up to Valentine's Day.
Speaker 4: In case people thought it was a recipe swap.
Speaker 1: Yeah, just to be clear, anyway, pretend like we're not here,
Speaker 1: We're stepping back away, keep going.
Speaker 18: Patrick, looking back. What's the best Valentine's Day gift you've
Speaker 18: ever gotten?
Speaker 1: Huh?
Speaker 11: Okay, Well, one year ago, my ex arranged this helicopter
Speaker 11: ride over Las Vegas. Yeah, stop site, landing at sunset.
Speaker 11: He had a private limo waiting for us. Drove us
Speaker 11: to that French restaurant that's.
Speaker 17: Inside the top of the Eiffel Tower, looking over the strips,
Speaker 17: and when we got back to the hotel room, there
Speaker 17: were rose pedals on the floor spelling out my name
Speaker 17: in a cursive letters.
Speaker 9: Wow.
Speaker 1: Wow that is.
Speaker 12: I mean.
Speaker 17: Yeah, but you know, you spend money and do things
Speaker 17: for the people you know you're with and love, so
Speaker 17: I mean, what would you do for me?
Speaker 18: I mean, I'm I'm more for the emotional connection rather
Speaker 18: than the rather than the big displays of uh money.
Speaker 21: So do you like Billy?
Speaker 18: What did you just say?
Speaker 1: Chili?
Speaker 18: You know the restaurant?
Speaker 17: I mean sometimes, yeah, I've been there before.
Speaker 20: It's it's all right.
Speaker 18: I mean, you know, things like that get busy. I
Speaker 18: have a I have a friend who works there. She'd
Speaker 18: probably hook us up at the table.
Speaker 17: Do you mean, like, like to take me out a
Speaker 17: date for Valentine's Day?
Speaker 10: Because I don't know.
Speaker 17: Whenever I've gone in there, it's like, not very busy.
Speaker 18: I've been told that dinner rush gets quite busy. If
Speaker 18: you've never tried their text with cheese paupers, you're missing out.
Speaker 1: They are sane, all right, Okay, speaking of hot food,
Speaker 1: we're gonna step in on this hot conversation really quick.
Speaker 1: Let's let's pot Sophia and Patrick down for a second
Speaker 1: and discuss. Did Cupid just fly into the studio right
Speaker 1: now or was that just.
Speaker 4: Me the windows.
Speaker 3: On that line?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 10: Was he joking like you can't go from a helicopter
Speaker 10: ride to Chili's.
Speaker 1: I liked what he said. I thought it was really
Speaker 1: sincere that he doesn't go for the flashy money spending
Speaker 1: trying to win someone over.
Speaker 4: There's no thought to that, Jeffrey.
Speaker 10: There's no like, if you're gonna go emotional, you do
Speaker 10: something sweet still that doesn't cost money. Write a song,
Speaker 10: make her some poetres You don't.
Speaker 1: Know what he's prepared for her at that Chili's dinner table.
Speaker 1: Onion in the shape of a heart. That kind of
Speaker 1: harsh to judge him without actually dating.
Speaker 4: That's true.
Speaker 10: I can guarantee that was not the response he wanted
Speaker 10: to hear from her when he asked the most romantic Valentine.
Speaker 1: Yeah, her ex really went all out.
Speaker 6: Yeah romantic.
Speaker 4: Yeah, but he probably sucks romantic.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I need to make sure to ask her for
Speaker 1: that guy's number. So yeah, from him. But you know,
Speaker 1: our job here is to decide if there was a connection,
Speaker 1: a true Valentine style of connection between Sophia and Patrick.
Speaker 4: To let him keep talking or not, because yeah.
Speaker 1: We have a second segment we could do with them,
Speaker 1: or we might move on to another couple that might
Speaker 1: have a stronger connection.
Speaker 4: I think he's more excited about the ex than she was.
Speaker 4: I'm going to go with no no, no, I'm sorry.
Speaker 3: I like them both, but yeah.
Speaker 4: Not together.
Speaker 1: Okay, well, not a lot of support in the room. Shockingly,
Speaker 1: they have my vote.
Speaker 4: Do they like them?
Speaker 1: You have to remember this is hard to establish connection
Speaker 1: in just a couple of minutes live on the ratio
Speaker 1: from all of us and all the listeners. Yeah, I
Speaker 1: feel like they deserve a little extra time to get
Speaker 1: to know each other, maybe ask a few more questions.
Speaker 1: So text in seventy five nine to two if you
Speaker 1: want to hear more. We're going to come back and
Speaker 1: continue more. Blind Love is Valentine's Day Future edition right
Speaker 1: after this. If you're just tuning in, we're in the
Speaker 1: middle of Blind Love is Valentine's Edition with our listeners
Speaker 1: Patrick and Sophia, who just met on our show for
Speaker 1: the very first time, and after part one, we asked
Speaker 1: for feedback on the textboard seventy five to nine to
Speaker 1: two about what they thought about them as a couple.
Speaker 1: It was a virtual tie, was it really? Fifty percent
Speaker 1: said no, move on? Fifty percent said, come on, Hayters,
Speaker 1: give love a chance, or at least give it more
Speaker 1: than just three minutes of talking on the radio. Maybe
Speaker 1: they could find a Valentine style connection that.
Speaker 4: Way, usually four and a half will do it.
Speaker 1: That's the bare minimum, because look, they're both good people.
Speaker 4: How do we know that.
Speaker 1: They're on the phone right now? Are you're really gonna
Speaker 1: say our listeners aren't good? Wow? Okay, well, I'm gonna
Speaker 1: believe that our listeners are good.
Speaker 6: I don't know what, and I'm gonna.
Speaker 4: Get scammed out of money believe this stuff.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna say. They don't deserve to be alone on
Speaker 1: Valentine's Day coming up. So let's try and keep an
Speaker 1: open mind or whatever other body part brook you want
Speaker 1: to keep open for love and off the air, we
Speaker 1: spoke to Sophia. We told her that it was about
Speaker 1: fifty to fifty on the text board, yeah, and asked
Speaker 1: are you willing to keep going with Patrick? And she
Speaker 1: said yes because she's not a cynic like some people
Speaker 1: in the years, So let's continue.
Speaker 3: That's all the matters is if she wants.
Speaker 1: To keep talking, exactly, it's her choice. So we're going
Speaker 1: with more blind love is Valentine style. If you don't
Speaker 1: ship them, they're gonna be alone on Cupid's Birthday.
Speaker 4: Oh okay again, pressure situation.
Speaker 1: Exactly here We go. We are all stepping away one
Speaker 1: more time, Sophia, I think you're good person. No matter
Speaker 1: what Brooks says, let's continue, go ahead, keep the conversation going.
Speaker 1: We're gonna be quiet.
Speaker 16: Okay, you ready for the Patrick?
Speaker 10: Okay?
Speaker 17: So my next question would be, say we do hit
Speaker 17: it off and we become exclusive, who do you think
Speaker 17: would say I love you first?
Speaker 18: I love you? I mean, I'm always the kind of
Speaker 18: guy that's always want its heart on its sleeves. Like Wow, okay,
Speaker 18: I mean that's bold.
Speaker 1: I guess I give you credit for, you.
Speaker 20: Know, being emotionally available.
Speaker 8: Jeez.
Speaker 2: I am an open.
Speaker 1: Book, all right.
Speaker 20: Good to know, very good to know.
Speaker 18: And I have a question for you if you don't mind.
Speaker 18: Of course, if you could use three words, and only
Speaker 18: three to describe your most romantic kiss, what would they be?
Speaker 12: Wow?
Speaker 16: Okay, indeed, I guess I would have to say thoft,
Speaker 16: sensual and puffy, puppy, puffy pupa.
Speaker 17: Let me make same because I actually just recently bumped
Speaker 17: my lip on my shower door, so my lip's a
Speaker 17: little puffy at the moment.
Speaker 4: That it's hot.
Speaker 1: If you're just tuning in to listen, we're in the
Speaker 1: middle of Blind Love is Valentine's Edition, Part two, with
Speaker 1: Sophia and Patrick who are trying to figure out if
Speaker 1: they have a love connection right here on our show.
Speaker 1: I know it's getting really hot. Anyway, keep going, you guys.
Speaker 18: Well, I certainly wasn't expecting the word puffy, but you
Speaker 18: know I like the first two.
Speaker 17: Well, I'm just trying to be honest.
Speaker 20: You know, I'm not always going to be perfect, So
Speaker 20: sometimes you might have puffy lips that you gotta kiss.
Speaker 20: You know, you gotta accept to get in the.
Speaker 18: Bad I liked some puff.
Speaker 20: Well good, Okay, So my next question is if we
Speaker 20: were on the drive to our Valentine's Day date wherever
Speaker 20: it may be Chili's or whatnot, what romantic song would
Speaker 20: you be playing.
Speaker 17: In the car?
Speaker 18: Okay, that's a tough one, but I'm a sucker for
Speaker 18: some classics, and if you couldn't tell, I'm a bit
Speaker 18: of a joker, No, I would go with Rick Astley
Speaker 18: is never going to give you up, but you're gonna
Speaker 18: Rick roll me. It's a great song. I swear like it.
Speaker 18: It's used a lot, but it's huh, you sit down
Speaker 18: and listen.
Speaker 1: It's good.
Speaker 20: Okay, Well, I want you to sing the chorus for me,
Speaker 20: right now, right now, right now, I want to hear it.
Speaker 21: Woomy.
Speaker 18: Here I'm allowed to do.
Speaker 4: Yeah, you're allowed to.
Speaker 1: We officially sign off on the Rick Assley impersonation.
Speaker 18: Go ahead, Okay, here we go.
Speaker 21: Never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down,
Speaker 21: never gonna run around and desert you, never gonna make
Speaker 21: you cry, never gonna say goodbye. I'm gonna tell a
Speaker 21: lie and hurt you.
Speaker 5: Wow.
Speaker 17: Did you like it, Sophia, Well, I'm a little disappointed
Speaker 17: you didn't add my name in there somewhere, but it
Speaker 17: sounded good and.
Speaker 20: I liked it.
Speaker 18: I'll be sure to find a way to do that
Speaker 18: on the ride.
Speaker 1: All right. It's at this point we're gonna step back
Speaker 1: into the conversation here, and I mean, in part two,
Speaker 1: you gotta admit I feel the connection happened even stronger.
Speaker 4: Jeff, you were right.
Speaker 10: I didn't want to give them another chance, but I
Speaker 10: think that there's something there.
Speaker 1: I thought the secret ingredient that every couple needs to
Speaker 1: heal a relationship is a little Rick Astley. So with
Speaker 1: that being said, Sophia Patrick, we would like to offer
Speaker 1: to send you guys out on your first official in
Speaker 1: person date.
Speaker 4: Oh my god, is it going to be on Valentine's Day?
Speaker 1: Well, I think we have a Chili's gift card, so
Speaker 1: maybe if you could play with that connection, Patrick, get
Speaker 1: that reservation on the books, we would pay for that date.
Speaker 18: I'm for it, Sophia, what do you think? How about you?
Speaker 1: Ye?
Speaker 4: Did her voice get higher?
Speaker 1: We have a successful blind love his congratulations.
Speaker 17: I hope my puffy lip goes down.
Speaker 1: I hope it doesn't. Well, who knows what happens to
Speaker 1: your lips after those Texas cheese poppers go near them?
Speaker 12: But congratulations Brook and Jeffrey.
Speaker 1: In the morning, the weather man who's going viral for
Speaker 1: what he subtly snuck into his live TV report, and
Speaker 1: we have the audio of it. Plus one woman in
Speaker 1: Canada has a message for all the people in the US,
Speaker 1: and I'll tell you right now, it's shocking. Every person
Speaker 1: who shops at Costco is gonna be floored by what
Speaker 1: she reveals coming up in a brand.
Speaker 4: News shot talking to my people.
Speaker 1: It's happening right after this. Do you hear the rumors
Speaker 1: that if the Chiefs win the Super Bowl again? Travis
Speaker 1: Kelcey isn't just gonna announce his retirement. He's gonna take
Speaker 1: Taylor Swift out to the fifty yard line, drop down
Speaker 1: to one lee and ask her.
Speaker 8: Will you.
Speaker 1: I hope he does. It's TikTok Click Shock, where we
Speaker 1: break down the hottest TikTok clips of the past week.
Speaker 1: We're gonna get right to your first TikTok Click Shock,
Speaker 1: which is from a woman who has the handle the
Speaker 1: Zabo Morgan's there's a z in there somewhere. I'll let
Speaker 1: you figure out where. But her video just went viral
Speaker 1: and it was based on the trend that's especially popular
Speaker 1: here in America of people threatening to leave the US
Speaker 1: and move to Canada with all the political stuff happening,
Speaker 1: and you know it cost some stuff, you know.
Speaker 4: Like maybe they don't fight as much up there.
Speaker 5: Who wants to move ever, not just to Canada, just
Speaker 5: like down the streets such a headache.
Speaker 1: Well, Zabo decided to share why that actually might not
Speaker 1: be a great idea because she is Canadian. Oh okay,
Speaker 1: listen to what she has to say.
Speaker 4: This is for anyone thinking of moving to Canada.
Speaker 2: Our food prices are outrageous.
Speaker 6: Here.
Speaker 10: We have a pack of drumsticks from Costco two hundred
Speaker 10: and two dollars for this pack or two.
Speaker 4: Hundred and twenty four for this one.
Speaker 2: Moral of the story don't move here.
Speaker 4: So wait she live up the Arctic circles. Out shot.
Speaker 1: I think that if you missed it, Canadian woman went
Speaker 1: to Costco for a pack of chicken drumsticks and you
Speaker 1: know at Costco they give you a lot, but still
Speaker 1: two hundred and two dollars for one package.
Speaker 4: That's not I don't get it.
Speaker 1: Apparently, food prices in Canada are astronomical because of how
Speaker 1: much money it costs to ship food there. Oh well,
Speaker 1: way more expensive to buy food in Canada than in
Speaker 1: the US. I personally think Canada should just move closer
Speaker 1: to the food and then probably saw so You're welcome Canada. Okay,
Speaker 1: that was a TikTok click shot. Your next TikTok click
Speaker 1: shot is from a California influencer named Tina Najar who
Speaker 1: goes by the user name tinks okay gi NX. She
Speaker 1: got over one and a half million followers and her
Speaker 1: latest video just got over a million views. Slightly controversial
Speaker 1: because she has an opinion on who she thinks should
Speaker 1: pay for birthday dinners and Alexis, I know you do
Speaker 1: lots of birthday weekends and weeks with your friends where
Speaker 1: you go out and celebrate. So after this, I want
Speaker 1: to hear what you think.
Speaker 15: Okay, Okay, my opinion that if you invite people to
Speaker 15: a restaurant of your choosing for your birthday, you should
Speaker 15: pay for everybody. I know that's going to be deeply unpopular,
Speaker 15: but I just think that you can't pick a restaurant
Speaker 15: and ask people to come and celebrate you and pay
Speaker 15: for themselves. And in some friend groups it's even expected
Speaker 15: that you split the cost of the birthday person too.
Speaker 15: If I invite a group of people somewhere to celebrate me,
Speaker 15: that's my treat because I organize it and I'm asking
Speaker 15: them to come.
Speaker 1: Alexa scale of one to ten, How strongly do you agree?
Speaker 11: And now I was in high school and my mom
Speaker 11: would pay for me and all my friends, and I agree.
Speaker 4: With that now that I'm older, now that you have
Speaker 4: to pay exactly.
Speaker 10: Know, I just went out with a friend and we
Speaker 10: went to a fancy steakhouse for his birthday and he
Speaker 10: paid for everyone, and it felt it felt so wrong. Yeah, yes,
Speaker 10: I wanted.
Speaker 4: To take care of his bill more than anything, you
Speaker 4: know what I mean.
Speaker 1: I was like in this situation right now, I want
Speaker 1: to have this huge get together for my birthday.
Speaker 6: It's very expensive, and I.
Speaker 3: Think I've come to the conclusion I'm just gonna have
Speaker 3: to pay for it and.
Speaker 1: Doesn't treat all my You should pay for stuff on
Speaker 1: your birthday so that the spotlight is on you if
Speaker 1: someone else pays. All of a sudden, Oh wow, shared's
Speaker 1: the hero now of Brooks birthday. I didn't think the spotlight.
Speaker 10: Is this why you don't have birthday parties because you
Speaker 10: don't like to pay for anyone else?
Speaker 1: Jeffrey no comment on that, but the most popular comment
Speaker 1: on that video, with twelve thousand likes, said, this is
Speaker 1: actually proper etiquette. But I find the younger generations don't
Speaker 1: like to abide by this.
Speaker 6: It's funny because that's Alexis.
Speaker 3: Didn't like you.
Speaker 4: I do it as a kid, but not my yeah, age.
Speaker 1: Yeah, go bankrupt for your birthday, Alexis, give it a try.
Speaker 4: We'd all be at mcdold. If you want me to
Speaker 4: pay for everyone, do it.
Speaker 1: That was that's a TikTok click shot in your final
Speaker 1: wait TikTok click shot is from a Houston weatherman named
Speaker 1: Adam Krueger who goes by the handle weather Adam. He's
Speaker 1: pretty popular online, got close to two million followers on
Speaker 1: his TikTok Guy, and he's famous for sneaking in song
Speaker 1: lyrics two years weather reports.
Speaker 5: But it's really cool, so like he'll sing a song
Speaker 5: in his car, you get to see it and then
Speaker 5: you expect.
Speaker 8: The next day.
Speaker 10: So he does the process of like you get to
Speaker 10: see his whole process on his TikTok okay and.
Speaker 1: A lot of people will send requests in to what
Speaker 1: they want to hear. And this week, in honor of
Speaker 1: the Big Game coming up, he decided to drop in
Speaker 1: some lines from the song Karma by Taylor Swift. So
Speaker 1: let's hear how he did it.
Speaker 19: Rain departing today, it's back and dry weather, but that
Speaker 19: rain chance it's coming back around tomorrow.
Speaker 15: Now.
Speaker 19: As far as river flooding, there's not much you can
Speaker 19: do to mitigate that, but when it comes to street flooding, the.
Speaker 1: Storm drains are crucial.
Speaker 6: They need to be free of debris.
Speaker 19: That's why I keep my side of the street cleanse
Speaker 19: those leaves and acorns don't really get into the storm drains,
Speaker 19: a long last round of rain coming our way.
Speaker 6: But I think after this wet week, we've earned.
Speaker 1: Some good karma.
Speaker 19: And in this case, karma is the breeze in my
Speaker 19: hair on the weekend. That front brings a dry breeze
Speaker 19: on Saturday. All week we had to think about planning
Speaker 19: our day around the rain. Now we can't relax. Karma's
Speaker 19: a relaxing thought, right, That is?
Speaker 1: Talent is great. Will how come you never did that
Speaker 1: in your weather reports when you would do it for
Speaker 1: the station.
Speaker 10: Mind are like five seconds long and kind of like
Speaker 10: a throwaway, you know it.
Speaker 1: Yeah, there's people who tuned in just to hear your
Speaker 1: weather reports.
Speaker 4: Let's go to your phone.
Speaker 10: Nobody does that report.
Speaker 4: It's all on your phone.
Speaker 3: There's some young radio.
Speaker 10: It's like radio people who give time, like we know
Speaker 10: what time it is.
Speaker 4: You don't need to waste your energy telling us what
Speaker 4: time it is.
Speaker 9: Yeah.
Speaker 4: I think that's the dumbest thing.
Speaker 1: Music on the radio, Boom, don't even listen to that.
Speaker 1: You can get podcasts.
Speaker 10: I guarantee that a majority of our listeners agree with
Speaker 10: you on the music aspect.
Speaker 1: Okay, okay, all right, Well we've officially lost everybody because
Speaker 1: they've gone to listen to podcasts and look at their phones.
Speaker 5: Now.
Speaker 2: So those were your TikTok.
Speaker 12: Shot stories for the day, Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 1: You know, over a decade ago. The date was ten
Speaker 1: ten ten oh.
Speaker 4: Okay.
Speaker 1: And it's interesting because today we have a player on
Speaker 1: the phone named Kay whose all time record against Brook
Speaker 1: is ten ten and ten ten wins, ten losses, and
Speaker 1: ten ties.
Speaker 4: He played this thirty times.
Speaker 1: Yes, she was here back like when you were originally
Speaker 1: starting in just sixty three years old, Brook, and she's
Speaker 1: still listening to this day, says she's tying you a
Speaker 1: lot though late. Yeah, okay, welcome back.
Speaker 18: I thank you.
Speaker 4: What's your secret to getting through on the phone lines?
Speaker 17: K are you guys are like one of my favorite
Speaker 17: numbers or whatever?
Speaker 18: So I can just call in really quickly?
Speaker 4: Okay, okay. People always ask me. I'm like, I don't know,
Speaker 4: I don't call us.
Speaker 1: Well, I'm already here. I want to get another tally
Speaker 1: into the wind column today, sok Is it cool of
Speaker 1: jose Smack talks Brooke for you just to get into
Speaker 1: her head a little bit? Yes, okay, go ahead, jose Brook.
Speaker 6: One day, your kids are gonna move and they're never
Speaker 6: gonna call you.
Speaker 1: A textas keep it.
Speaker 4: I thought you were gonna smack talk me, not devastate me.
Speaker 1: I'm sorry, Okay, I think it was highly effective. Now
Speaker 1: let some Brook out of the studio to go cry damn,
Speaker 1: I apologize. Now leaves thinks about her future and how
Speaker 1: lonely it's gonna be. We're gonna go over the room
Speaker 1: really quick. You got thirty seconds answer as many questions
Speaker 1: as possible. If you don't know when, you could say pass.
Speaker 1: But you do have to beat her outright to win.
Speaker 1: Are you ready?
Speaker 14: Kay?
Speaker 11: I'm ready.
Speaker 1: Your time starts now. On this day. In eighteen fifty one, Portland,
Speaker 1: organ was officially incorporated. It's known as the city of what.
Speaker 13: Roses.
Speaker 1: How many states share a border with Mexico. Three? What
Speaker 1: organ in the human body is the lightest with the liver?
Speaker 1: Flaming hot and purple thunder are flavors of what soft drink?
Speaker 19: Oh?
Speaker 1: God, has jellyfisher made up of what percentage of water?
Speaker 1: Ninety five or one hundred percent? All right? K done?
Speaker 1: Like a true veteran of sord the I mean they
Speaker 1: are difficult but you're a pro. You've been here before,
Speaker 1: and we did ask you before you came on about
Speaker 1: your Valentine's Day. Kay said, she's a little bit indifferent
Speaker 1: towards the holiday. She's just gonna have her eleven year
Speaker 1: old over and their grandma's and are going to do
Speaker 1: a Valentine's Day dinner.
Speaker 4: Is your eleven year old lived by themselves that you
Speaker 4: always with just sound like he had an apartment down
Speaker 4: the street.
Speaker 1: Very successful.
Speaker 6: I thought you would do it up more, Kay, I mean,
Speaker 6: this is your holiday. Every kiss begins with k.
Speaker 8: Im.
Speaker 4: Sure she's never heard that before.
Speaker 18: They never ever?
Speaker 4: Yeah, oh you did?
Speaker 8: Yeah?
Speaker 17: Wow.
Speaker 1: They should put them like a commercial or something that
Speaker 1: would be smart. Should admit that.
Speaker 4: We should not say that unless we're getting paid.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, actually.
Speaker 3: We make it suit for that.
Speaker 1: Kay is a legal assistant, She's probably the right person
Speaker 1: to ask. Can we be sued for that?
Speaker 17: K I can have you consult with my copyright attorney.
Speaker 6: Okay, jokes on you.
Speaker 1: The RADYO station's basically bankruptcy, Brooks the turn you're reading, Yeah,
Speaker 1: your time starts now on this day. In eighteen fifty one, Portland,
Speaker 1: Oregon was officially incorporated It's known as the city of
Speaker 1: what bridges how many states share a border with Mexico.
Speaker 4: Five.
Speaker 1: What organ in the human body is.
Speaker 4: The lightest lungs?
Speaker 1: Flaming hot and purple thunder are flavors of what soft drink,
Speaker 1: Mountain dew, jellyfish are made up of. What percentage of
Speaker 1: water ninety five or one hundred percent?
Speaker 4: I feel like it's one hundred percent.
Speaker 1: The man in the yellow hat is character from what
Speaker 1: children's She came with fire today, k. But let's go
Speaker 1: to the scoreboard and see how you did with Jose.
Speaker 6: I love being a bonner. Kay, you got to correct today.
Speaker 3: It was a tough Yeah.
Speaker 4: I don't feel super confident, Kase.
Speaker 6: Russians were not easy, brok Uh huh. Took you a
Speaker 6: while to get on track. You did get the first
Speaker 6: couple wrong, yeah, and ended.
Speaker 4: With yes three add another digit to that last the middle.
Speaker 1: It's ten, eleven and ten. Now all time for k Dang,
Speaker 1: It's okay. You'll have plenty of other chances to beat her.
Speaker 6: Yeah, we'll always get you.
Speaker 4: In your I feel like at this point K and
Speaker 4: I should just call each other.
Speaker 6: Yeah, you have your cell phone.
Speaker 1: Let's go over the answers. On this day. In eighteen
Speaker 1: fifty one, Portland, Oregon, became officially incorporated. It is the
Speaker 1: city of Roses. You lived in Portland? What's going on?
Speaker 1: There are four states that share a border with Mexico, Arizona,
Speaker 1: New Mexico, Texas, and California. The lungs are the lightest
Speaker 1: organ in the human body. Together, both lungs weigh two
Speaker 1: point two pounds. Flaming hot and purple thunder our flavors
Speaker 1: of mountain dew jellyfish are made up of ninety five
Speaker 1: percent water. The man in the yellow hat is a
Speaker 1: character from Curious George. Okay, unfortunately it wasn't enough to
Speaker 1: beat Brook here. But just for playing you do win
Speaker 1: a pair of tickets to the Seattle Home and Garden Show,
Speaker 1: coming to lumin Field Events Center February twenty seconds to
Speaker 1: the twenty fifth, with hundreds of exhibitors and experts sharing
Speaker 1: fresh ideas for your home decor, design and remodeling.
Speaker 4: Oh cool, yay kay? Are you going to call back
Speaker 4: at some point in a month? In a month? Oh yeah,
Speaker 4: you gotta wait. Okay, you gotta wait a month.
Speaker 1: So to sue us?
Speaker 3: Yeah, case spending.
Speaker 4: Every case begins.
Speaker 1: With okay, pleasure having you on, come back and do
Speaker 1: it again. We're gonna do Windbrooks Black the same time
Speaker 1: tomorrow
Speaker 12: Brook and Jeffrey in the morning