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Speaker 6: Good morning everybody. You're listening to the voice, Come on,
Speaker 6: dig me now, one and only. Steve Harvey got a
Speaker 6: radio show. You know this week I just been on it,
Speaker 6: So today is no different. I'm telling you, I've just
Speaker 6: reinvigorated myself. I'm more determined to share the principles of success.
Speaker 6: I'm more determined to help and guide and teach as
Speaker 6: many people as I can the things that I've learned.
Speaker 2: And I mean, man, I've been through it. I have
Speaker 2: really been through it. I kid you not.
Speaker 7: You know.
Speaker 6: I used to say, Okay, God, you know, why is
Speaker 6: all this happening to me? But as I've gotten older,
Speaker 6: I understand that was the ingredients. I needed the ingredients
Speaker 6: to be this cake. I needed all those ingredients stirred up.
Speaker 6: I need all of that different flavors the stuff that
Speaker 6: I didn't think tastes so good. All that stuff had
Speaker 6: to come into the bowl in order for me to
Speaker 6: get to where I am today. As much as I
Speaker 6: did not like the taste of the ingredients, little did
Speaker 6: I know God was making this cake, not me. But
Speaker 6: what he did was and you've heard the old saying
Speaker 6: God could turn lemons into lemonade, Well that's what he
Speaker 6: was doing now. At the time, it all had a
Speaker 6: little funky lemonade lemony flavor to it, with some other
Speaker 6: stuff in it too.
Speaker 2: I didn't care for it.
Speaker 6: But little did I know that I needed everything that
Speaker 6: happened to me, that happened to me in the exact
Speaker 6: order that it happened, and the exact array of things
Speaker 6: that happened for me to have the knowledge I have today,
Speaker 6: the experience, the attitude, so I could turn around and
Speaker 6: share that information. Okay, got that out the way. This
Speaker 6: is what I want to give to you today. I
Speaker 6: want you to understand something that discipline determined your destiny,
Speaker 6: not your desire. Discipline determines your destiny, not your desire.
Speaker 6: You've heard me say this how many times.
Speaker 2: On the show.
Speaker 6: Okay, here we go again, Steve, I got it. Faith
Speaker 6: without works is dead. But let me tell you something.
Speaker 6: To be a hard worker, you got to be disciplined.
Speaker 6: That's one of the hardest lessons I'm trying to get
Speaker 6: through to my sons. You're gonna throw yourself down a
Speaker 6: cliff if you're not a young man or a man
Speaker 6: that possesses discipline. Because they got something for undisciplined people.
Speaker 6: They got some street laws for undisciplined people, and they
Speaker 6: got some federal laws and state laws for undisciplined people.
Speaker 6: So that's why them signs is outside on the freeway,
Speaker 6: We're gonna let you go fast, but seventy is the limit.
Speaker 2: Seventy fast enough.
Speaker 6: Really, if you're disciplined enough of a person to leave
Speaker 6: your house at the time you're supposed to leave your house,
Speaker 6: seventy miles per hour, well is absolutely enough. But if
Speaker 6: you're an undisciplined person, if you don't have the wherewithal
Speaker 6: to leave your house on time, to get ready to
Speaker 6: go where you wanna go, see the desires where you
Speaker 6: wanna go, the discipline is how you get there.
Speaker 2: You understand, you can wanna go to see your family.
Speaker 6: In California all you want, but the flight leaves at
Speaker 6: one eighteen.
Speaker 2: You leave your house at twelve thirty.
Speaker 6: They told you you must check in one hour before
Speaker 6: your flight. Now, if you ain't got the discipline to
Speaker 6: get to the airport to check in one hour before
Speaker 6: your flight, leaving your house forty five minutes before the
Speaker 6: flight departs, what you think gonna happen?
Speaker 2: Your desire to go see your family in la.
Speaker 6: Is going to be thwarted because you lack the discipline
Speaker 6: to prepare yourself and get yourself ready to do the
Speaker 6: things that you have to do to make your desires
Speaker 6: come true. Telling tell you discipline determines your destiny, not
Speaker 6: your desire. You can write down a list of stuff
Speaker 6: you wanna do all day, but if you don't produce
Speaker 6: and show the discipline necessary to get there, what you
Speaker 6: think gonna happen?
Speaker 2: Huh?
Speaker 6: Okay, I wanna be rich. Okay, I wanna make four
Speaker 6: hundred thousand a year. Okay, I wanna be the best
Speaker 6: player that they is. Okay, but you don't want practice.
Speaker 6: See the cat that's disciplined enough to show up at practice,
Speaker 6: that's shooting jumpers when everybody gone home. That's the guy
Speaker 6: that's gonna be the best. The guy that's never late
Speaker 6: for practice, the guy to study the playbook. That's the
Speaker 6: guy that's gonna make it, not the guy that's talking crack,
Speaker 6: got stalking that smack. I'm gonna make the Pro Bowl,
Speaker 6: I'm gonna make the All Star Team, I'm gonna be
Speaker 6: All American. That's just what you're saying. But discipline determines
Speaker 6: your destiny, not your desire. So now let's talk about
Speaker 6: this discipline. What is that, really, Steve.
Speaker 2: That's your work ethic, that's your hunger, that's your wheel.
Speaker 6: Discipline is how hard you're willing to demonstrate the attributes
Speaker 6: and the traits to be what you want to be.
Speaker 2: Did you hear me?
Speaker 6: It is your willingness to conduct yourself in a manner
Speaker 6: that is above and beyond what they say is necessary.
Speaker 2: Now, this is a good example right here.
Speaker 1: Now.
Speaker 6: You can wanna be in the NFL all you want,
Speaker 6: but they got this thing called the NFL Combines where
Speaker 6: they bring in some of the top players at every
Speaker 6: position to come in and they gonna run a forty
Speaker 6: yard dash, They're gonna do a standing broad jump, they're
Speaker 6: gonna do a standing vertical leap, they gonna do drills.
Speaker 2: Running drills, cutting drills.
Speaker 6: They can determine if a lineback of gods stiff hips
Speaker 6: by making him backpedal, point him in one direction and
Speaker 6: throw the football in another direction. How does he turn
Speaker 6: his body? Now you can say you can tell everybody
Speaker 6: at your college you want to play pro football. You
Speaker 6: can tell everybody at your high school. You can tell
Speaker 6: them in pee wee you wanna play pro football. But
Speaker 6: they got tests for you though. It's called the combines.
Speaker 6: Now you get out here and you have a bad
Speaker 6: combine day, ain't nobody trying to hear that. Let me
Speaker 6: tell you how excuses don't work with people when they
Speaker 6: just trying to get when they trying to win in
Speaker 6: the NFL.
Speaker 2: The fact that you had a bad day at the.
Speaker 6: Combine and you don't run your best forties and you
Speaker 6: keep telling them you could do better, they don't want
Speaker 6: to hear that. Because see, what ain't nobody gonna pay
Speaker 6: you for is to play on Sunday. And that's one
Speaker 6: of your bad days. We paying you to play on Sundays.
Speaker 6: But because you keep having these bad days, because you
Speaker 6: ain't disciplined enough to put in the work to make
Speaker 6: sure that your maximum can be called upon at any time.
Speaker 6: Now you at the combine with some slow times that
Speaker 6: go on your record, you had to combine. You don't
Speaker 6: jump as high as you did when you was at
Speaker 6: the gym class. Well, hold up, man, this is show
Speaker 6: day now in the NFL. Sunday is show day. What
Speaker 6: they can't run the risk of is paying you your
Speaker 6: money and your bad day happen to be on Sundays
Speaker 6: after we do to cut your check. No, no, no,
Speaker 6: We looking for people who limit them bad days, who
Speaker 6: got the discipline to work hard, to make an effort
Speaker 6: for it. You understand what I'm saying to your folks.
Speaker 6: Please understand this. Discipline determines your destiny, not your desire.
Speaker 6: If you can want it all you want, But if
Speaker 6: you ain't working, if you ain't grinding, if you ain't hurting,
Speaker 6: if you ain't sweating real bad, if you always somewhere,
Speaker 6: got to chill, You got to have a cold one,
Speaker 6: you got to smoke one, You got to do all
Speaker 6: them things. Can I tell you something you ain't gonna
Speaker 6: make it?
Speaker 2: Discipline determines your destiny, not your desire.
Speaker 6: You're listening, ladies and gentlemen. I don't believe it, but
Speaker 6: here it is again that God that done it again
Speaker 6: a new day.
Speaker 1: Wow.
Speaker 2: And guess what he gave it to you again? Wow?
Speaker 6: Do you understand that? And I'm telling you so, I'm
Speaker 6: gonna tell you something. No matter how many times I
Speaker 6: say it, it registers the exact same way with me.
Speaker 6: As a matter of fact, it does feel even a
Speaker 6: little bit more special when I do say it sometimes
Speaker 6: because I really think of the magnitude of what God
Speaker 6: is doing for us when he wakes us up every
Speaker 6: single day, when He.
Speaker 2: Allows you to still be here again, when you have heard.
Speaker 6: Time after time after time somebody you know who's not here,
Speaker 6: how you've heard of just in the news, somebody who
Speaker 6: is no longer here.
Speaker 2: Man. I appreciate it. I appreciate it now. We all
Speaker 2: got to do it. But I ain't never heard nobody
Speaker 2: talk about the dying. Not yet.
Speaker 6: I've heard a lot of the benefits of living. So
Speaker 6: I'm grateful for the living part of my life. You
Speaker 6: should be too, Ladies and gentlemen. Steve Harvey, Mortishoe, Chary Strapberry,
Speaker 6: Colin Farrell, Mississippi, Monica Junior and the legend that is
Speaker 6: Nephew Tommy Junior.
Speaker 2: What is it today?
Speaker 8: Man, Yeah, we're under pressure again. It's six days to Valentine.
Speaker 8: Do anybody have any idea what these women won't.
Speaker 2: Again this year?
Speaker 9: Jum, we know we're doing this year? Is it another
Speaker 9: is it another gift we got to get now?
Speaker 6: Is it?
Speaker 9: Is it another dealer?
Speaker 2: Is it?
Speaker 7: What is it?
Speaker 10: Now?
Speaker 11: What do we have?
Speaker 1: Godly man?
Speaker 9: This is all the time.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah hah.
Speaker 8: And the problem is because I can't figure out what
Speaker 8: to do now. I thought I was amazing the last
Speaker 8: time around Christmas. I that went away, that's gone, that
Speaker 8: ain't hid no more. Her birthday just passed all. I
Speaker 8: thought that was great. Now here we are Valentine's again. Yeah,
Speaker 8: oh man, I'm gonna have to come up with something.
Speaker 8: Then I got an idea though. If y'all want to hit,
Speaker 8: I give it to you. Go ahead, And I got
Speaker 8: this best one I got so far.
Speaker 2: Let me hear it.
Speaker 9: Okay, you know it's on the winds.
Speaker 6: Let me say this before you say that. I'm gonna
Speaker 6: listen to you as if I was thirty eight.
Speaker 8: Okay, here we go. She come home from work. Okay,
Speaker 8: I got rolls, petals leading the path. You know, I'm
Speaker 8: gonna have a chef come in, make this little dinner.
Speaker 2: Leading the path to where to the kitchen and then.
Speaker 8: To the living room. It's gonna be a roll pack.
Speaker 8: Just follow the path. It's gonna get you something to eat,
Speaker 8: and you're gonna go on into the living room. I
Speaker 8: got candles lit, you know, I got everything set up.
Speaker 8: I got a little box of candy for you, you know.
Speaker 8: And then I got the remote and I'm gonna go
Speaker 8: on there. I'm gonna hit Prime. We're gonna watch the
Speaker 8: Color Purple. Look at that boy, it's on Prime. We're
Speaker 8: gonna watch the Color Purple, and we're gonna have We're
Speaker 8: gonna have us a beautiful time with loaded it.
Speaker 9: You're gonna feel like we're in the movie theater. It's
Speaker 9: gonna feel good because all head.
Speaker 8: Is there, you know, all her juju bes is there. Huh.
Speaker 6: So you got all the rolls, pedals on the ground,
Speaker 6: all these candles, this low lit, this ambios big, and
Speaker 6: then y'all fit to watch Color Purple.
Speaker 10: Yeah, I thought the movie about a man abusing a walk.
Speaker 2: Yeah, huh, go across the room. At what point is
Speaker 2: you gonna hold her close?
Speaker 1: They singing this one.
Speaker 9: I ain't seen this one yet.
Speaker 2: But the abuse is that Yes, oh it's that one.
Speaker 1: Yeah he's junior.
Speaker 2: Yeah, do that and let us know how it go.
Speaker 12: Coming up at thirty two minutes after the hour, we'll
Speaker 12: hear from the nephew if he runs that prank back
Speaker 12: right after this. You're listening hard Morning Show. It is
Speaker 12: time now for the nephew to run that prank back.
Speaker 12: What you got for us nept today?
Speaker 13: This right here is Valentine's gift card. Valentine's gift card.
Speaker 13: You know I put a little too much in there.
Speaker 7: You get it?
Speaker 2: Here there's Valentine's gift card.
Speaker 11: Hello.
Speaker 2: Hello, I'm trying to reach Bryce.
Speaker 11: Yeah, this's Brice.
Speaker 2: Hey Bryce, how you doing, man? My name is Alvin bro.
Speaker 2: How you doing today?
Speaker 11: I'm good man. What's up?
Speaker 7: Hey?
Speaker 2: Listen? I know you you you're married Trisha, Ja Tricia right, Trisa?
Speaker 7: Yeah?
Speaker 6: Who's this?
Speaker 2: Okay?
Speaker 13: Like I said, yeah, my name is Alvin, and I'm
Speaker 13: just trying to make sure I got the right person, man,
Speaker 13: because you you have black half white right from what
Speaker 13: I understand.
Speaker 11: Yeah, I'm half like who who the prinsdas? Why why
Speaker 11: are you asking me questions? What's going on?
Speaker 7: Okay?
Speaker 13: No, no, no, everything's cool, man, everything's cool, uh, Trish,
Speaker 13: So check this out, man.
Speaker 11: Okay, listen to say. I'm at work, man, say what
Speaker 11: you need to say? What's happening?
Speaker 2: Okay, listen, I actually dently I said.
Speaker 13: I said, tricer some flowers for Valentine's They gonna get
Speaker 13: there on Friday. But I accidentally put a you know,
Speaker 13: I ordered a gift card along with it, and they
Speaker 13: put this gift card in Tricia's gift bag. And really
Speaker 13: that's that gift card should really be for my wife.
Speaker 13: And I was trying to see it. Maybe if you
Speaker 13: get to the gift bag before, maybe you could get
Speaker 13: it out for me so I could get that gift card.
Speaker 11: Ooh oh okay, So you said you said my wife
Speaker 11: flowers for Valentine's Day? Right, do you know what I'm saying? Yeah?
Speaker 2: Yeah, But that's not the key. The key is is
Speaker 2: that it's a gift card.
Speaker 11: In there that I need, you know, and that's been
Speaker 11: accidentally saying a gift card to my wife. You just
Speaker 11: want the flowers to go to Earth, is that what
Speaker 11: you're saying?
Speaker 2: Yeah? Yeah, yeah, yeah, I said the flowers.
Speaker 11: Man, Yeah, no problem, No, Yeah, that's cool man, I'm said,
Speaker 11: this happens, and we make mistakes all the time. How
Speaker 11: about this, how about you come out over and I
Speaker 11: will be more than happy to give you the gift card,
Speaker 11: because I'm sure you know if you're saying with the
Speaker 11: flowers all, I'll just have to hand those a gift
Speaker 11: card over to you and probably a nice uh speating
Speaker 11: to you. Stupid Why enough would you ever call me
Speaker 11: about this?
Speaker 2: Hey?
Speaker 4: Man?
Speaker 2: And I didn't expect all this hospitale an hostility, hey
Speaker 2: brouh all. I'm trying to do is like I said.
Speaker 11: At Brock, What do you mean you're doing? You didn't
Speaker 11: think there's gonna be hostile? You send my flowers? But
Speaker 11: how do you even know my way? How do you
Speaker 11: know Tresh? How do you know?
Speaker 2: Tresh? I work in I work in the building with
Speaker 2: that Trish works in.
Speaker 7: You work with her? Okay, good, I don't work.
Speaker 13: I don't work with her. I don't work for her
Speaker 13: company at all. But my my, you know, my floor
Speaker 13: is on a different floor. I work in a different company,
Speaker 13: but she works she works in the same building. So yeah, dude,
Speaker 13: I'm just trying to get the gift card.
Speaker 7: Man.
Speaker 2: I ain't even trying to trip, dude, I ain't so. Uh.
Speaker 11: Let me so, you sent some flowers. When the flower
Speaker 11: is going to be here? What time the flowers supposed
Speaker 11: to be here?
Speaker 13: The flowers getting there sometimes Friday, I'm all Valentine.
Speaker 11: Yeah, on Valentine's Day?
Speaker 7: Okay, good?
Speaker 11: Good? So how about you come down here on Friday? Okay?
Speaker 11: And uh, I will give the flowers the trash, and
Speaker 11: I will give you the gift cards. And you mentioned
Speaker 11: if I was half black or half white, and I'm
Speaker 11: I'll go ahead and let you know that both sides
Speaker 11: are gonna feature mother, because you got to be the
Speaker 11: most ignorant mother I've ever met.
Speaker 2: In my gut.
Speaker 11: I'm like, I don't care if you're green, blue, yellow, lavender,
Speaker 11: I don't know what the you are, but you are
Speaker 11: the dumbest piece of sh I've ever met. You come
Speaker 11: here Friday. You come here and you get your wife
Speaker 11: will get her great gift card, and my wife will
Speaker 11: get your flowers and everybody's gonna be happy.
Speaker 2: Hey, dude, what's what's all this about? Man? Okay?
Speaker 11: So have you gone an hour? Trans you guys wanting
Speaker 11: for lunch or you know, maybe a movie or I
Speaker 11: mean how how much time have you spent with my wife?
Speaker 2: Ain't I ain't. I ain't spend no time with her?
Speaker 11: Why you sat hering that? What you mean you ain't
Speaker 11: spend no time with her? How you you seem to
Speaker 11: know all about her? You haven't gone out one time
Speaker 11: with my wife?
Speaker 2: No, I ain't one.
Speaker 11: So you just have a crush on my wife? Is
Speaker 11: that what you're trying to say? You you just actually
Speaker 11: sent them both to her? Is that what's called?
Speaker 2: I didn't.
Speaker 13: I didn't actually dently send the flowers. I send them
Speaker 13: because I wanted her to have. She's a pretty she's
Speaker 13: a pretty lady. I wanted her to have the flowers,
Speaker 13: but I didn't want her to but I didn't want
Speaker 13: her to have my wife's gift card?
Speaker 2: Though?
Speaker 11: What did you think I was gonna be there?
Speaker 7: How did you think?
Speaker 11: How did the in your fing crazy bus mine? Did
Speaker 11: you think this this was gonna be?
Speaker 2: Okay?
Speaker 11: What if I called you right now? I'm like, hey,
Speaker 11: I set your wife, Uh, can you send it back
Speaker 11: to me? How would you feel if I did the
Speaker 11: same to you?
Speaker 13: Well, I mean you're talking about something different from flowers,
Speaker 13: and that's same. That sounds like a little bit offensive.
Speaker 11: Don't you think, Oh oh, that's a friend. Yeah, man,
Speaker 11: you know, I'm sorry Albert.
Speaker 2: You're is Albert is not Albert Alvin. It's Alvin. Man,
Speaker 2: it's Alvi.
Speaker 11: I don't give us what it is. Alvin. Come see
Speaker 11: me on Friday. I'm gonna have your gift card. I'm
Speaker 11: super excited to meet you. This is this is gonna
Speaker 11: be the best Valentine's Day of my life. Come visit me.
Speaker 11: He sent the flowers to the.
Speaker 2: House, right, I got to address that. Tommy gave me.
Speaker 11: Who the is Tommy?
Speaker 2: He the one gave me the address.
Speaker 11: He the one told me, Tommy, Come, how about you
Speaker 11: and Tommy come over to the house. It's we'll have
Speaker 11: a we'll have a guys man, I'll put it on
Speaker 11: a game, gonna have some prettel. Why don't you folk
Speaker 11: come over here?
Speaker 2: Okay?
Speaker 4: But why wow?
Speaker 1: Why wow?
Speaker 13: Are the hostility when somebody's showing your wife some loved dude?
Speaker 11: No, there's no hostility whatsoever. That you hear hostile? I
Speaker 11: just invited you and your boy Timmy to come to
Speaker 11: my house. That's not hostiles. I'm being hospitable. That's what
Speaker 11: it is. It's hospitable. Come see me, come see me.
Speaker 13: Okay, So let me ask you something. Man, don't you
Speaker 13: take don't you drop Trish off to work every morning?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 11: I do what I do.
Speaker 2: Okay.
Speaker 13: Now, like when y'all when y'all riding to work, ain't
Speaker 13: y'all listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show.
Speaker 11: This is not the sea Harry Blow.
Speaker 2: This is Nephew till me. Baby.
Speaker 13: Come on, Bryce, this is Nephew tied me from the
Speaker 13: Steve Harvey morn Show. Your wife Trish got me to
Speaker 13: pray phone call you hold run bro.
Speaker 11: Yeah, there's no way. Oh now I'm back. I'm again.
Speaker 11: I'm going through so many emotions.
Speaker 7: I was like, oh.
Speaker 11: Oh man, I am boily Holy, she's gonna pay for
Speaker 11: this one.
Speaker 13: You got to tell me, Bryce, what is the baddest
Speaker 13: and I mean the baddest radio show in the land.
Speaker 11: The Mother Steve.
Speaker 1: And there you have it, Happy Valcie's Day, Bryce Bright.
Speaker 13: And black Hand White black Side was gonna jump on me,
Speaker 13: you know right, I'll be back in another hour and
Speaker 13: I will be just as stupid, just as ignorant.
Speaker 2: So don't go nowhere.
Speaker 12: We know thinking if you coming up next to is
Speaker 12: asked the c l O, our chief love officers.
Speaker 1: You're listening Hardy Morning Show coming up at the top
Speaker 1: of the hour.
Speaker 12: In entertainment news, Kansas City chief starts Ravis Kelsey has
Speaker 12: responded to the backlash surrounding his spade cut. Jesse Smolette
Speaker 12: appears in Illinois Supreme Court and Mississippi auditor Shad Wright
Speaker 12: says x NFL quarterback Brett farre must repay interest on
Speaker 12: the miss misspent welfare money.
Speaker 1: Okay, we'll talk about.
Speaker 2: All of these.
Speaker 6: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Well they're saying misspent.
Speaker 9: Okay, you thought we forgot let me forget it.
Speaker 12: We'll talk about it at the top of the hour,
Speaker 12: but right now it is time to ask the CLO.
Speaker 1: This one's from Drea and Lansing.
Speaker 12: Drea says, my husband is on antibiotics and he told
Speaker 12: me it was for toothache.
Speaker 1: Our dentist is.
Speaker 12: My cousin, so I called him to fish for information.
Speaker 12: He didn't mention my husband coming to see him. My
Speaker 12: husband said he has a new dentist, but he couldn't
Speaker 12: tell me who he's hiding something.
Speaker 1: What are the anti biotics? Four? Really? Four?
Speaker 2: Well?
Speaker 6: Well what you got, Well, let's go over couple let's
Speaker 6: let's just play. Let's rule out.
Speaker 1: Okay, okay, high.
Speaker 2: Blood pressure, that's not anybody horses.
Speaker 1: No, I don't see that.
Speaker 2: Oh shangles.
Speaker 1: It's shangles, and I don't think so because you said that.
Speaker 2: If you digging it burning, I bet they don't be
Speaker 2: a shingle.
Speaker 1: Whoah off.
Speaker 6: Oh, let's see toothache, that's what he says. Yeah, you
Speaker 6: don't take antibiotics for a toothache.
Speaker 7: Work.
Speaker 2: If you've had some pain.
Speaker 1: But infected infect you can be.
Speaker 6: In fact, we have what antibodys is for infects. Shunts,
Speaker 6: he got some, he.
Speaker 1: Got a new dentist and everything.
Speaker 2: Now, let me tell you something.
Speaker 6: If it's penasilla, prepare yourself for some shocking.
Speaker 2: You don't even hear that. No more sh all right,
Speaker 2: so hmm, that's just it. Sure ain't no more question.
Speaker 12: Okay, We're moving on to Kendrick in Albany. Kendrick says,
Speaker 12: I'm blessed to have my dad acting as a strong
Speaker 12: role model for my son, but I feel left out
Speaker 12: when they hang out and do things without me. I
Speaker 12: want to be included, but my dad says, it's men's business.
Speaker 1: What's wrong with me hanging out with them.
Speaker 6: See late, make up your mind now if you want
Speaker 6: your if you appreciate your father being a role model
Speaker 6: for your boy, then let him do that. You can't
Speaker 6: go to that kind of stuff. The bonding is between
Speaker 6: him and the man. Your son is gonna emulate one
Speaker 6: of two people. He's gonna either be a good man
Speaker 6: or a bad man. Your father seems to be a
Speaker 6: good man. Let them have that time. Why you got
Speaker 6: to be in that too? Quit baby in the damn boy.
Speaker 7: Man.
Speaker 6: Let him go somewhere and learn something on his own,
Speaker 6: because it's stuff that men do when y'all ain't around,
Speaker 6: and we'n't tell you about that.
Speaker 2: We pass on, okay, can't you damn business?
Speaker 1: I think women do the same thing.
Speaker 12: Yeah, we're different around her, around each other than we are, right,
Speaker 12: I get that.
Speaker 2: I guess it's the freedom you have with one of those. Yeah,
Speaker 2: and you gotta let that happen. Man, leave that is long,
Speaker 2: Get out to Wade's.
Speaker 1: You have to be mad about it.
Speaker 2: Why can't I go hang out? Because you ain't a man?
Speaker 6: All right?
Speaker 12: Moving on to Aliah in Chicago, Leah writes, I had
Speaker 12: company and my boyfriend popped up at my apartment, It
Speaker 12: was a female friend helping me organize a closet, and
Speaker 12: I didn't let my boyfriend come in because he didn't
Speaker 12: call before he came. Should I let him continue to
Speaker 12: think I had a male visitor?
Speaker 2: Ok?
Speaker 6: Why don't you just tell him why you don't let
Speaker 6: him come over? Yeah, listen to me. Don't play these games.
Speaker 6: That's stuff. Back five, that's right. Just say, Look, you
Speaker 6: didn't call before you came over. That's what I'm letting in.
Speaker 6: But the friend I had over was actually a girl,
Speaker 6: and she was helping me clean out my closet. We
Speaker 6: was having some We was drinking wine, having a good time.
Speaker 6: That's why I didn't let you in. Please don't come
Speaker 6: over without calling. It's net every right to set the
Speaker 6: rules you want. But you sid talking about sh I
Speaker 6: continue to let him think. It wasn't man, Okay, keep going.
Speaker 1: Why would you want to do that?
Speaker 7: Yeah?
Speaker 2: Why would you want to create this truck?
Speaker 7: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Wow, crazy?
Speaker 6: You ain't that fine? I'm telling you we don't care
Speaker 6: how fine you are. Once we don't trust your.
Speaker 9: Thanks the man?
Speaker 12: Oh wow, yeah, that's not a good look. But why
Speaker 12: is he popping over her house?
Speaker 2: He probably called much?
Speaker 6: Oh he called and probably he probably insecure and then
Speaker 6: you don't want Yeah, yeah, sometimes feel and just hit.
Speaker 1: You insecure, let me over. Yeah all right.
Speaker 12: Last one, Steve, This is from Doornice Dornise in Little Rock.
Speaker 12: Jurnee says, my husband does all the cooking, but he
Speaker 12: is on a he's on a crazy diet, so the
Speaker 12: meals he's made lately are very bland. I'm five four
Speaker 12: and one hundred and twenty five pounds. I don't have
Speaker 12: a weight problem, so I pick up food before I
Speaker 12: get home. He said, I don't support him.
Speaker 14: Do I have to?
Speaker 2: But you know, if you don't like what he cooking,
Speaker 2: you know, nobody cooking up like.
Speaker 6: I've always supported Shirley in her Endeava's business efforts and
Speaker 6: stuff like that.
Speaker 2: But I'm not gonna eat Shirley cooking.
Speaker 1: I'm not gonna do it whatever, man, I'm.
Speaker 6: Not gonna do here because she done came in here
Speaker 6: with some dishes. Nobody eat no steak in, no damn
Speaker 6: crock pie.
Speaker 3: It was lamb by the way, damn All the time
Speaker 3: we thought, wow, yes I ain't perish years ago, and
Speaker 3: you ain't cooked since.
Speaker 6: So now this next dish, what that's gonna be no, lady,
Speaker 6: you don't have to support that. You want to need
Speaker 6: something regular, You don't have a way problem. You can
Speaker 6: support him by encouraging him eat, you buy the food
Speaker 6: on the way. You know, just encourage him. You don't
Speaker 6: have to participate hat.
Speaker 1: But you know it might be hard for him.
Speaker 12: She's sitting up there eating her you know, big mac
Speaker 12: or whatever she's eating in front of this.
Speaker 2: Here's what you got.
Speaker 6: You know, when they write these letters, you got to
Speaker 6: see what's not in the letter. He said, I'm f
Speaker 6: five for one. I don't have a weight problem. My
Speaker 6: husband got on this really strict die fat boy and
Speaker 6: set up there and picked up all this weight. Now
Speaker 6: he gotta eat, damn mear nothing like see. He can't
Speaker 6: have seized it. His fat ass got high blood weight.
Speaker 6: He'd have tried everything. Weight watching. Weightwatching didn't work. He
Speaker 6: didn't counted points. He always over you know, you sposting
Speaker 6: thirty four points this meal, he up seventy eighty points.
Speaker 2: He'm talking about he he gonna skip the day. Zoomed
Speaker 2: and told him quick calling. You know what I'm saying.
Speaker 2: We can't help you, all right, Clo.
Speaker 1: Coming up at the top of the hour, We'll have
Speaker 1: some entertainment neares for you right after this you're listening
Speaker 1: morning show.
Speaker 12: We previously told you about Kansas City Chiefs football star
Speaker 12: Travis Kelce's backlash surrounding his fade cut well. According to
Speaker 12: People dot com, during a pre Super Bowl press conference,
Speaker 12: Travis addressed the issue that sparked the news outlet report
Speaker 12: on the surging popularity of his cut by calling it
Speaker 12: the Travis Kelsey cut. The story was met with social
Speaker 12: media backlash for failing to address the styles origin within
Speaker 12: of course the black culture.
Speaker 1: Take a listen. That was ridiculous, man, It's absolutely ridiculous.
Speaker 1: And to do it, and to do it on February first,
Speaker 1: to throw media the wolves like that, that was messed up.
Speaker 6: Man.
Speaker 2: I don't want anything to do with that one.
Speaker 13: Man.
Speaker 1: I got a good fade if you need it, though.
Speaker 2: It's a two on top, a nice high to mid
Speaker 2: faye with a taper in the back. But I didn't
Speaker 2: invent that. I just asked for first.
Speaker 6: And he who for saying it that way, because he
Speaker 6: didn't go out and say he invented this. The media
Speaker 6: picked it up, The.
Speaker 1: New York Times Kelsey cut, Yeah, and.
Speaker 2: That dude say I didn't invent nothing, I just got it.
Speaker 14: Fast.
Speaker 2: For it over to the woolves Old February first, the.
Speaker 12: First day he wanted it was good and other entertainment news.
Speaker 12: This is according to TMZ. Jesse Smalllett told the Illinois
Speaker 12: Supreme Court a deal is a deal and he should
Speaker 12: never have been charged and prosecuted a second time over
Speaker 12: his twenty nineteen hate crime hoax. Jesse claims after he
Speaker 12: was first indicted, the Illinois state attorney offered him a
Speaker 12: deal do community service forfeit his bond to the City
Speaker 12: of Chicago. Jesse says the reason he was indicted a
Speaker 12: second time is because a special prosecutor quote gave in
Speaker 12: to public outcry. Jusse argues filing the case a second
Speaker 12: time amounts to double jeopardy. And we also remember when
Speaker 12: the Olsendaro brothers came forward and testified against Jesse, saying
Speaker 12: that he had paid them to orchestrate this whole attack.
Speaker 12: Jusse was convicted of five felonies related to the fake
Speaker 12: attack and sentenced to serve one hundred and fifty days.
Speaker 12: He served six and was released pending appeal. It is
Speaker 12: likely that it will be several months before any ruling
Speaker 12: is handed down.
Speaker 2: So there you know what he's actually correct? Is he
Speaker 2: a deal? Is a deal?
Speaker 6: If y'all get a dude the deal and he take
Speaker 6: a deal that he do the community service, and he
Speaker 6: takes the probation, he take all the particulars he do
Speaker 6: six you, then that's it.
Speaker 2: You can't come back and go we're gonna retry you.
Speaker 2: That is w diddler.
Speaker 6: Yeah, yeah, you know, No, I don't agree with what
Speaker 6: he did, but y'all cut the deal so you can
Speaker 6: get the conviction. Now you want to double down because
Speaker 6: you're a special prosecute.
Speaker 2: That ain't right, hoaxes. Y'all, Look it's over with really,
Speaker 2: come on, yeah it is.
Speaker 1: Yeah, we've moved on. Yeah, deal really ain't. Nobody died.
Speaker 1: It was shocking more than anything.
Speaker 2: It was a subway sandwich.
Speaker 9: Just won't let that go to.
Speaker 11: The house.
Speaker 2: That's a really good subway commercial.
Speaker 6: Man.
Speaker 2: If you but you know, a sandwich so good you
Speaker 2: could get hung for it.
Speaker 1: We're moving on. Thank you for that segue, because we
Speaker 1: are moving on right here.
Speaker 7: Uh.
Speaker 12: Mississippi State auditor Shad White filed court paperwork against Exit
Speaker 12: n IF quarterback Brett Farv on Monday, alleging that Farv
Speaker 12: still owes the state nearly seven hundred and thirty thousand
Speaker 12: dollars in interest. This is all connected to the over
Speaker 12: one hundred million dollars in welfare money that was improperly
Speaker 12: spent on personal projects. Farv directed welfare designated funds to
Speaker 12: go toward a volleyball court for his alma mater, the
Speaker 12: University of Southern Mississippi.
Speaker 1: Where his daughter played volleyball. Farv already paid the.
Speaker 12: State of Mississippi one point one million and two payments,
Speaker 12: and he has repeatedly denied any wrongdoing and has not
Speaker 12: been criminally charged.
Speaker 1: How is this not wrong? Though?
Speaker 2: If you paid?
Speaker 1: Yeah, how is this not wrong?
Speaker 9: So he stole the money, I mean.
Speaker 1: Yeah, they're not saying the word stole. Yeah, yeah, go ahead.
Speaker 6: In this country, they have created loopholes, and the reason
Speaker 6: they're not convicting him is because he jumped through one
Speaker 6: of them. He took some welfare funds who you would
Speaker 6: think would be for the benefit of the less fortune
Speaker 6: in the state of Mississippi, found a way to make
Speaker 6: it look like this school was suffering from some type
Speaker 6: of misfortune because his daughter and to found a way
Speaker 6: to funnel that money into the volleyball program.
Speaker 2: And that's the loophole he jumped through.
Speaker 6: And the way they worded it in the grant or
Speaker 6: all that to get the money made it sid They
Speaker 6: legally just did it just right.
Speaker 2: And there's a loophole for everything. And that's how they
Speaker 2: did it. Man.
Speaker 1: I bet is that why he was in charge criminally
Speaker 1: charged for stealing? Is that why?
Speaker 2: Okay?
Speaker 6: Because they if they could charge him for stealing, they would,
Speaker 6: but they can't get it together because of the way
Speaker 6: it was worried.
Speaker 2: And I'm telling you it's a loophole. He got it. Hey, man,
Speaker 2: once you get them good lawyers, you get them good
Speaker 2: old boys.
Speaker 10: Yeahs NFL quarterback use some funds to give back to
Speaker 10: a black university at HBCU.
Speaker 1: And miss prison. What prison would he be now?
Speaker 7: Is that.
Speaker 9: Come j twenty years to life?
Speaker 6: But see what happened was he gave it to his
Speaker 6: old album model, which was Mississippi.
Speaker 2: Uh, Southern miss What school?
Speaker 1: The University of Southern Mississippi?
Speaker 9: So cool?
Speaker 6: Now, guess what, that's one of the most powerful schools
Speaker 6: in Mississippi. And all the mother rich people's kids was
Speaker 6: on that volleyball team too. Kids playing volleyball, Yes.
Speaker 12: Southern miss all right, coming up in twenty minutes after
Speaker 12: and trending political news. Former President Trump has no presidential
Speaker 12: immunity in the January sixth prosecution. We'll talk about that
Speaker 12: right after.
Speaker 1: This you're listening morning show.
Speaker 12: A three judge panel in the the US Court of
Speaker 12: Appeals has rejected former President Donald Trump's claim of presidential
Speaker 12: immunity as it pertains to his federal twenty twenty election
Speaker 12: interference case. The judges wrote, quote, we cannot accept former
Speaker 12: President Trump's claim that a president has unbounded authority to
Speaker 12: commit crimes that would neutralize the most fundamental check on
Speaker 12: executive power, the recognition and implementation of election results. Nor
Speaker 12: can we sanction his apparent contention that the executive has
Speaker 12: carte blanche to violate the rights of individuals individual citizens
Speaker 12: to vote and to have their votes count.
Speaker 1: End quote.
Speaker 12: Trump faces four counts from the case, including conspiring to
Speaker 12: defraud the US and to obstruct an official proceeding, and
Speaker 12: he is pleaded not guilty.
Speaker 1: So here's what happens next.
Speaker 12: The Appeals Court has set up a very fast schedule
Speaker 12: for Trump to ask Supreme Court to block community ruling
Speaker 12: giving him until Monday to file an emergency stay request
Speaker 12: with the court. All right, so it sounds like we're
Speaker 12: getting somewhere.
Speaker 6: Yeah, yeah, I'm hearing all of this.
Speaker 2: I'm not hearing what I need to hear.
Speaker 9: M you need to hear.
Speaker 14: Story.
Speaker 1: But what do you need to hear?
Speaker 2: Steve that he came wrong? Well that and uh, he's gone,
Speaker 2: he's been required to check in.
Speaker 1: He's so beloved right now.
Speaker 9: He is their guy.
Speaker 10: It is primary season and it looks like from the
Speaker 10: Republican Party he is their guy.
Speaker 6: Look like he is and they have to fight vehemently
Speaker 6: for him because they have no one else. Their only
Speaker 6: chance the Republican Party of beating Jo'biden is Donald Trump.
Speaker 2: And I have news for you. If we stop with
Speaker 2: this inner hatred, he cannot beat Joe.
Speaker 6: Biden because there's quietly a lot of Republicans who just
Speaker 6: do not approve of Donald Trump.
Speaker 2: A lot.
Speaker 1: Yeah, there is.
Speaker 6: What we're starting to have is too many damn Democrats
Speaker 6: that don't like Joe Biden. Well, Joe ain't the greatest,
Speaker 6: but he's he's done enough good stuff. But they don't
Speaker 6: do that. Man, they y'all, hey man, y'all let them headfake,
Speaker 6: y'all with.
Speaker 12: This news man always and the Democrats do not stick together.
Speaker 12: You're so right about that.
Speaker 2: They so weak, not like the Republicocrats are just weak. Yeah,
Speaker 2: scary ass politicians.
Speaker 1: Get it done.
Speaker 6: I know Republicans is gangster? Hw is Donald Trump the candidate?
Speaker 6: All this the one of is mon of immoral people
Speaker 6: that you know is immoral. He's singing pornos stars, paying
Speaker 6: them off, and you still voting.
Speaker 2: For this dude?
Speaker 12: He told Yeah, all right, coming up with thirty four
Speaker 12: minutes after the hour, we're gonna check your voicemail Steve
Speaker 12: eight seven seven twenty nine, Steve.
Speaker 1: Right after this you're listening morning show.
Speaker 12: It is time now to check Steve's voicemail, and if
Speaker 12: you would like to leave Steve a message, call him
Speaker 12: at eight seven seven twenty nine Steve eight seven seven
Speaker 12: twenty nine, Steve.
Speaker 1: Uh, Steve's not going to answer the phone. I'm not
Speaker 1: gonna lie to you. He's not gonna be there to
Speaker 1: answer the phone. But you might just hear your call
Speaker 1: on the air. We have people to do that. Yeah,
Speaker 1: So are you ready, Steve personal phone?
Speaker 9: You do not we know truth know that's real, and.
Speaker 12: You can't leave a message on your personal at least
Speaker 12: they can leave a personal message here. All right, This
Speaker 12: is from a male listener, Steve H for for you
Speaker 12: about family.
Speaker 5: Good morning, morning crew, and Steve already know you're gonna
Speaker 5: get smart after I say this. I have seventeen grandkids
Speaker 5: and I know you got a lot of grandkids too.
Speaker 5: And I hear that you let them call you pop pa.
Speaker 5: Poppa is just too soft man. My grandkids call me granddaddy, granddaddy,
Speaker 5: you know, granddaddy, sound max little, granddaddy, sound grand with money?
Speaker 6: That's pop Pa.
Speaker 5: That is too soft man. And I already know you're
Speaker 5: gonna get smart. But anyway, morning crew, y'all had yourself
Speaker 5: a blessed ate love y'all.
Speaker 6: All right, granddaddy, hear you getting called granddaddy? If you
Speaker 6: want to, you say it sound more mastering. It's how
Speaker 6: old of me. And you know, and now my grandkids
Speaker 6: can call.
Speaker 2: Me pop pat that's what they call me.
Speaker 6: You want your grandkids you got seventeen, they want to
Speaker 6: call you granddaddy and call your.
Speaker 2: Old ass what you want to call it.
Speaker 1: He said you were gonna go there, y'all.
Speaker 6: You know, like slay me though, if you won't call
Speaker 6: in here telling me what my grandkids called me. You
Speaker 6: got seventeen damn grandkids. You know how long you've been
Speaker 6: having grandkids? No answers, probably in granddaddy.
Speaker 7: Here.
Speaker 2: Somebody probably had.
Speaker 14: To dial in for you.
Speaker 1: All Right, here we go, we're on.
Speaker 2: You're smile with me. Well, if you know that, why'd
Speaker 2: you call?
Speaker 1: All right, Papa, let's go from sayall.
Speaker 2: What you got? Cookie?
Speaker 4: Good morning, morning crew.
Speaker 14: This is Cookie in San Antonio.
Speaker 4: I just have a quick question for Uncle Steve. I
Speaker 4: heard the show today and the last story was about
Speaker 4: a young lady who had a man who put all
Speaker 4: her stuff in the bend under the bed. Now, I
Speaker 4: remember you saying the three places the men hid stuff
Speaker 4: under the bed in the closet, and at this moment,
Speaker 4: I can't remember if it's a medical cabinet.
Speaker 11: But what have you.
Speaker 7: But if I'm the girl who's.
Speaker 4: Watching my man put his stuff in the bed under
Speaker 4: the bed, and I'm thinking, well, while you're hiding it,
Speaker 4: I just I want to know how well look at
Speaker 4: that from that perspective, from what you have taught me
Speaker 4: as far as men high stuff under the bed, but
Speaker 4: he's putting my stuff under his bed and I would
Speaker 4: have a problem with that, but you said, don't read
Speaker 4: too much into it.
Speaker 1: I would have a problem with that. So what would
Speaker 1: I do from that.
Speaker 4: Point, because I guess we would have to discuss that.
Speaker 4: But I'm just trying to see what the difference is
Speaker 4: between stating that men high stuff under the bed. He
Speaker 4: possibly could be cheating or hiding it from someone else,
Speaker 4: especially if his stuff is everywhere, while you have my stuff,
Speaker 4: and yet you said don't look into us. I'm just
Speaker 4: curious about that side of it. And God, bless y'all.
Speaker 4: I'll listen to y'all every morning. I listened to y'all
Speaker 4: my podcast. I thank you so much. A Carlin, you
Speaker 4: had me crying when you said you would tear that
Speaker 4: whole TV down off the walls.
Speaker 1: You turn it out while you're yelling.
Speaker 2: Girl, I'm a busted open.
Speaker 4: I don't watch TV no way.
Speaker 1: God bless y'all.
Speaker 2: Have a good well. She sounded like a really nice lady,
Speaker 2: and I stand by what I said.
Speaker 6: I said, you have the lady, when you dating the man,
Speaker 6: you need to look under the bed, in the top
Speaker 6: of the back of that closet, in that medicine cabinet.
Speaker 2: That's where we hide a lot of stuff.
Speaker 6: Now, the fact that he's putting her stuff in the
Speaker 6: tumbleware sliding it under the bed could be that he's
Speaker 6: hiding stuff, or it could be he just don't have
Speaker 6: no room, ain't no more drawers because men don't have
Speaker 6: effishing places like we do.
Speaker 2: So I could be still true with this, not anything.
Speaker 6: And if you have a real problem with it, I
Speaker 6: understand you having a problem with it because you might
Speaker 6: want to check it out, as the wires got to
Speaker 6: be under the bed. But if you look at his
Speaker 6: surface area in his house, you might discover that he
Speaker 6: has no room for you or he doesn't have an
Speaker 6: extra draw Now you can demand that that tumbleware be
Speaker 6: put over in the corner next to the plant and
Speaker 6: leave it open so he ain't got to be under
Speaker 6: the bed. So if in case he having company, other
Speaker 6: people will know you over there. Now you go there
Speaker 6: if you like, and you can if you want to.
Speaker 6: But that's why I said you don't have to read
Speaker 6: that much into it. But since you coming at it
Speaker 6: from that angle, then maybe you want a demand that
Speaker 6: my stuff not be under the bed because I don't
Speaker 6: want to get on my knees get my stuff every
Speaker 6: time I come over.
Speaker 2: I don't know what you want?
Speaker 1: All right, thank you. Coming up next is the nephew
Speaker 1: with today's prank phone call. Right after this, you're listening
Speaker 1: Morning show.
Speaker 12: Coming up at the top of the hour, about four
Speaker 12: minutes after it's my Strawberry letter for today, and the
Speaker 12: subject is her pillow talking made me homeless.
Speaker 1: Her pillow talking made me homeless. We'll get into that.
Speaker 1: It's not what you think. It's a crazy one, you
Speaker 1: know that, though.
Speaker 12: That's coming up in a few because right now it
Speaker 12: is time for the nephew and today's prank phone call.
Speaker 13: What you got for his neph you know, of course,
Speaker 13: yesterday's prank was Valentine's Valentine's gift call.
Speaker 2: That's what that was. This is just Valentine's prank right here.
Speaker 2: Oh okay.
Speaker 13: And this is where I call a man and ask
Speaker 13: him what he's getting his wife, because I don't want
Speaker 13: us to get the same thing, you know what I'm
Speaker 13: saying for his I don't want us to buy the
Speaker 13: same thing for his wife.
Speaker 2: You know.
Speaker 13: Ain't no sense of her getting the same thing twice,
Speaker 13: you know, And you gotta you gotta hands up.
Speaker 1: You want to Yeah, what you getting?
Speaker 2: You know, I don't want you know, I get Victor
Speaker 2: her secret. You get that too. I don't want us
Speaker 2: to do the same thing.
Speaker 9: You know, great mind.
Speaker 13: Have different gifts, you know, I want to get the
Speaker 13: same gift. Yeah, yeah, so that's what it is. Let's
Speaker 13: go catch down. Take a listen.
Speaker 7: Hello, Hey, I'm trying to reach Travis. Yeah, hey, Travis.
Speaker 7: Check this out. Man, it's Kencher Dobs. I'm trying to ask.
Speaker 7: I want to reach out to you. Man. Hey, man,
Speaker 7: do you know what you're getting? Uh? Getting your girl
Speaker 7: Diane for uh? For Valentine. I want to make sure
Speaker 7: we don't get the same thing. Who is this this tender?
Speaker 7: You want to make sure that we don't get the
Speaker 7: same thing for my girl? Who you know?
Speaker 6: My girl?
Speaker 7: Uh? No, I work with I work with Diane. Man,
Speaker 7: I'm getting all the ladies something here in the office.
Speaker 7: I'm gonna get him off of getting nothing for my girl.
Speaker 7: Talking about what Hold up down, Hold listen to me, man,
Speaker 7: I'm trying to I'm trying to get something for all
Speaker 7: the ladies in the office. I'm just gonna get nothing
Speaker 7: for my lady. You can get something for everybody else.
Speaker 7: I don't know about what you're talking trying to you.
Speaker 7: You're talking about what to tell your Nami is against
Speaker 7: my name, Kendred. Well, my guy ain't ever mentioned no Kendrick.
Speaker 7: Hold on, let me come hold on, hold up, guy,
Speaker 7: you you you you you rolled up too fast. What
Speaker 7: I'm trying to do, man, I'm just trying to get
Speaker 7: all the little ladies something. Man, just a little hey, hey,
Speaker 7: hold on, doubt, hold on, doubt doing the most you
Speaker 7: do with something right now. You ain't got to get
Speaker 7: for my lady. You understand me. Hey, hey, why why
Speaker 7: are you coming at me sideways? Man? Like I say,
Speaker 7: I'm just trying to I'm just trying to get it,
Speaker 7: you know, you know, show my appreciation. I worked with them, man,
Speaker 7: just show him a little love. And I want to
Speaker 7: make sure I wasn't getting the same thing that you
Speaker 7: might be getting them for a hour a dollar you're doing.
Speaker 7: Tell the time now, I'm telling you, I'm telling you don't. Ma,
Speaker 7: don't with my girl. You ain't got nothing to do
Speaker 7: with my guy. You ain't got nothing to do with that,
Speaker 7: all right, let me call hold who the hell? What'd
Speaker 7: you say? Your name wasn't my name Kendred your simple
Speaker 7: got to leave my girl. I know that's show. Hey, hey, hey,
Speaker 7: you ain't got coming to me like this here, man,
Speaker 7: you wanna come in shadway? Talk about you try to
Speaker 7: get something like yeah, you're stupid trying.
Speaker 5: To do Huh.
Speaker 7: I just wanted don't have to get out. Hey, hold up, man,
Speaker 7: I don't just give my number. Man, how do you
Speaker 7: get my number anyway? Now? I got your number from
Speaker 7: from uh Uh it's another dude that told me at
Speaker 7: your number. He the one gave me your number. But man,
Speaker 7: what's what's the big deal? Dow? I'm just trying to
Speaker 7: give us something for Barentine. Maybe it ain't nothing serious.
Speaker 7: Now what cube can you work at? How long you
Speaker 7: been working anyway? I've been here by three months from
Speaker 7: now about three woman, What do you think you're supposed
Speaker 7: to be buying anybody anything anyway? Huh while it's still
Speaker 7: on probation. What you say your name was giveing? Hey, dog,
Speaker 7: my name Kendrick Man. But Dow, why why the hell
Speaker 7: you want to talk? Why are you being hostile? Youre
Speaker 7: being hostile. You ain't seen hostile yet.
Speaker 11: Dog.
Speaker 7: I'm trying to say, well, but that's what I'm trying
Speaker 7: to do. You know what I'm talking about. I'm just
Speaker 7: trying to show the ladies in the office. You know
Speaker 7: that I got love and respect for show my wife
Speaker 7: blowing up something we gotta know around here. You gotta
Speaker 7: show my wife nothing your simple? What what throw you
Speaker 7: work on? Doc? I work on the fourth floor. I
Speaker 7: know they're on the third floor, but I work in
Speaker 7: on there. We are cool, man, I now, I don't
Speaker 7: even understand the hostility. Man, how do you know my wife?
Speaker 7: I just know how about working with a dog?
Speaker 11: That's it?
Speaker 7: So what makes you think you're supposed to be buying
Speaker 7: her a Valentine's gift? Hey, hey, Dowd, let me ask
Speaker 7: you know what, man, I don't even want to argue.
Speaker 7: Let me ask you this here. Man, do you think
Speaker 7: she like Victoria a secret?
Speaker 11: I'm on my way down. I'm on my way right now.
Speaker 7: But what one's for? All on down? What's the deal? Man? Do? Yeah?
Speaker 7: Don't be playing with my family like that. You understand
Speaker 7: what we've been going through. Dollars, I'm about to work.
Speaker 2: Man.
Speaker 7: What you say you are on the fourth floor? Yeah?
Speaker 7: But dow what what you are houstyle for? Man? I'm
Speaker 7: just what what? What? What you? Because you're in now,
Speaker 7: I'm on the I'm on the fourth floor, day on
Speaker 7: the third doll, I'm you know, my cubical right when
Speaker 7: you get off the elevator. But why are you tripping though? Dog?
Speaker 7: You're talking about right now? Dogs? You ain't nobody buying
Speaker 7: my note, my wife. No to your secrets. Hey, you
Speaker 7: got a girlfriend or wife or something? You gotta Are
Speaker 7: you married? No? No, I got a little you know,
Speaker 7: a little something something I'm seeing right now. But I
Speaker 7: ain't living over saying nothing to get done something? Dog,
Speaker 7: you believe my wife and bout of this. You know
Speaker 7: what I'm talking about. How many people get in call
Speaker 7: with this anyway? Now you're the first person I called.
Speaker 7: I'm the first person you called. I'm glad you did
Speaker 7: call me. You stupid You about to get your whooped out,
Speaker 7: don't be. You need to focus on that. There's uh
Speaker 7: nap ahead. However that is that you got on your team.
Speaker 2: You feel me?
Speaker 7: You know I'm talking about to leave mine out of this?
Speaker 7: Hey hey, hey, hey, hold up, man, I don't know
Speaker 7: the first of all house. And you know what, man,
Speaker 7: you finnah, quit talking crazy to me. That's what you fineish.
Speaker 7: You finna quit talking crazy to me?
Speaker 2: What you say?
Speaker 7: Wait all I'm saying. All I'm saying is you ain't
Speaker 7: gotta be You ain't got to be tripping on high
Speaker 7: style with me the way you acting. Dog, That's all
Speaker 7: I'm saying. What you wanna call me talking about you
Speaker 7: about to buy a gift for my my wife. You
Speaker 7: leave me and dad out of your little book, Doug.
Speaker 7: You about to get your whooped out? Called me with
Speaker 7: some like this. Fuck what you say? Your name worthy?
Speaker 7: My name Kendrick? Man, How I'm saying it? I was
Speaker 7: trying to be nice to the ladies in the office, yog.
Speaker 7: That's why you're nice. We don't need your niceness around here.
Speaker 7: You about to get well, that's what's about to happen.
Speaker 7: Hey man, you ain't got to have no hostile attitude
Speaker 7: with about this man. You and my attitude now you
Speaker 7: just one of them more rule a port trying to
Speaker 7: get with my gall I ask no hardy know the
Speaker 7: game already another game? You feel me, Diane, You can
Speaker 7: leave for out of this. I'm telling you you're about
Speaker 7: to get your in the situation. That's what you're about
Speaker 7: to do. A matter of fact, don't buy her a gift.
Speaker 7: You buy our gift and you see what happened? Oh
Speaker 7: so so so okay, hold dog, either I could buy
Speaker 7: her gift up or not? Now I ask you before
Speaker 7: what size dicktai and secrets? Do she well? Man? Buy
Speaker 7: whatever you think she will? Whatever you think she will,
Speaker 7: you buy that? Okay? So you cool with me getting something?
Speaker 4: Yeah?
Speaker 7: Yeah, yeah, I'm cool with you getting something. It's you
Speaker 7: cool with me getting a panty and broad set? Man?
Speaker 7: You cool with getting your way?
Speaker 2: Now?
Speaker 7: Now you're back to being hostile. Now. Either I can
Speaker 7: buy someone I can't. Why are you tripping? I don't
Speaker 7: know how you got my numbers? But I tell you
Speaker 7: the truth. Man, you better you better leave my wife alone. Dollar.
Speaker 7: Don't don't even look at me, Diane, you feel me.
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Speaker 12: it's entertainment coming up next Strawberry Letter. The subject is
Speaker 12: herd Pillow talking made me homeless. We'll get into that
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Speaker 12: Thank you nephew subject her pillow talking made me homeless.
Speaker 12: Dear Stephen Shirley, I'm staying with my sister because my
Speaker 12: husband said he needs space. I can't blame him for
Speaker 12: how he feels about me, but I can blame my
Speaker 12: best friend for what she did to me. I argued
Speaker 12: with my husband all during the holidays over the smallest stuff,
Speaker 12: and he was on my nerves. When I'm upset, I
Speaker 12: have no desire to have sex, so he wasn't getting any.
Speaker 12: I told my best friend what I was going through,
Speaker 12: and she said she was stuck in a rut too,
Speaker 12: and it was time for a girl's trip for the
Speaker 12: MLK holiday weekend. We drove one hundred and twenty miles
Speaker 12: to a casino and we invited two of our sorority
Speaker 12: sisters to join us. One of them is young and hip,
Speaker 12: so she knew of all the best restaurants to go to,
Speaker 12: and one is wild and single, so she knew which
Speaker 12: nightclub to go to. The first night we were all
Speaker 12: in my room trying to get dressed to go out,
Speaker 12: and the young one just got her boobs done, so
Speaker 12: she was showing them off. That's when things got freaky
Speaker 12: and we all ended up staying in my room. That
Speaker 12: was my first experience, and it was everything. My bestie
Speaker 12: has always done threesomes with her husband, so this was nothing.
Speaker 9: New to her.
Speaker 12: We only did it once, and we all vowed to
Speaker 12: keep it between us. But my bestie got home and
Speaker 12: started pillow talking with her husband. Her husband jokingly told
Speaker 12: my husband, not knowing that I had not told him.
Speaker 12: My husband is not down with any of that mess,
Speaker 12: and he sees it as me cheating on him. I
Speaker 12: love my husband and I want to go back home.
Speaker 12: I need solid advice. How do I convince him it
Speaker 12: was a big mistake. Well, sorry, but if you're married,
Speaker 12: even if it's just with the girls on girls' night
Speaker 12: or whatever, it's still cheating. And that's the thing about
Speaker 12: lying and cheating and all that stuff, and other people
Speaker 12: are involved, You got to ask yourself, who are these people?
Speaker 1: Can you really.
Speaker 12: Trust them to keep your word and keep their word
Speaker 12: and not tell Will they hold it over your head?
Speaker 12: Will they read more into it than it really is.
Speaker 12: So many variables in this that you have to consider
Speaker 12: all of this. It's way more than just freaking. I mean,
Speaker 12: the big question is, was this one night of freaky
Speaker 12: pleasure with you and the girls?
Speaker 1: Was it worth it?
Speaker 12: Okay, even though you and your husband are having problems
Speaker 12: right now, it's certainly not worth It's just certainly not
Speaker 12: worth losing your marriage over.
Speaker 1: You still have to be careful. You still have to
Speaker 1: be mindful how you move.
Speaker 12: These were young, single girls, Okay, they could do whatever
Speaker 12: they want to do, and one does threesomes all the time,
Speaker 12: So don't be surprised if it went left, and it did,
Speaker 12: it really did, I don't know. You got to tell
Speaker 12: your husband that it was a mistake, You're sorry, you
Speaker 12: were drinking, it got out of hand, you regretted it instantly.
Speaker 12: You got to tell them you're never going to do
Speaker 12: it again, and if you could take it back, you would,
Speaker 12: So you know, see how that goes. And stop trusting
Speaker 12: these people. Stop, you know, keep to keep your secrets.
Speaker 2: All right.
Speaker 1: That's all I got for you, sis, Steve.
Speaker 6: Well, Shirley got more for you than I got for you.
Speaker 6: I ain't got nothing for you. Well, I don't even
Speaker 6: know where to start with this letter right here. I
Speaker 6: don't even understand, you know, it's a mess a couple
Speaker 6: of things. All I can do is to do is campaisons.
Speaker 6: You know, I can't my experiences and other people's ef
Speaker 6: I don't really have nothing for you in this.
Speaker 2: So let'sten.
Speaker 6: Here's my very I'm gonna just admit this. Here is
Speaker 6: my fail that teal at trying to help this woman.
Speaker 6: But I must preemptised by saying I really don't care
Speaker 6: about this letter or this woman or this situation.
Speaker 8: Uh.
Speaker 6: Now, she started off because something else that's happened. There's
Speaker 6: a lot of information missing from this letter. She just said,
Speaker 6: I and my sister because my husband said he needs
Speaker 6: some space.
Speaker 2: Now, and that ain't up.
Speaker 6: Now. I can't blame him for how he feels about me,
Speaker 6: but I can blame my best friend for what she
Speaker 6: did to me.
Speaker 2: That's not how you solve problems.
Speaker 6: If you are going to point the finger and blame
Speaker 6: other people, then you are not gonna own up to
Speaker 6: your part of the bargain, or the one part that
Speaker 6: you can control, which is your actions. So now already,
Speaker 6: this ain't your fault, you know, can't read that because
Speaker 6: it's too much light on. Oh okay, now, you and
Speaker 6: your husband been going through some things. You know, y'all
Speaker 6: was all upset. You know, he been getting on your nerves.
Speaker 6: You've been arguing with your husband all doing the holidays,
Speaker 6: even you said over the smallest stuff because he was
Speaker 6: on my nerves. And when I get upset, I have
Speaker 6: no desire to have sex, so he wasn't getting done. Well,
Speaker 6: we going to hell right now with this relationship cause
Speaker 6: you're arguing about the least of things. You said that,
Speaker 6: any little thing, and you ain't having sex. Now you're nagging.
Speaker 6: It ain't no makeup. You see what I'm saying.
Speaker 2: This is not good.
Speaker 6: I told my best friend what I was going through,
Speaker 6: and she said she was stuck in the rut too,
Speaker 6: and it was time for a girl's trip now here.
Speaker 2: It ain't go on Martin Luther King Wiki.
Speaker 1: That's terrible, isn't it.
Speaker 6: You gonna pick Martin Luther King wiki to go on
Speaker 6: a girl's trip to a casino. You drove one hundred
Speaker 6: and twenty miles to a casino. You invited two of
Speaker 6: your sorority sisters to join us. One of them is
Speaker 6: young and he'll so she knew all the best restaurants.
Speaker 6: The other one is wild and single, so she knew
Speaker 6: all the night clubs to go to. This is unimportant information,
Speaker 6: as we are about to find out. The first night,
Speaker 6: we were all in my room trying to get dressed
Speaker 6: and go out. The young one that just got a
Speaker 6: boobs done, so she was showing them off. That's when
Speaker 6: things got freaky and we ended up staying in my room. Steve,
Speaker 6: one of the knew all the restaurans was and the
Speaker 6: one that knew all the clubs was that information, didn't it?
Speaker 2: Y'all stayed in the room one.
Speaker 12: Parts two of Steve's response coming up in twenty three
Speaker 12: minutes after the hour. Today's Strawberry Letter. Subject her pillow
Speaker 12: talking made me homeless. We'll get back into it right
Speaker 12: after this.
Speaker 1: You're listening hard morning show.
Speaker 12: All right, Come on, Steve, let's recap today's Strawberry letter.
Speaker 12: The subject is her pillow talking made me homeless?
Speaker 6: The subject is her pillow talking made me homeless? This woman,
Speaker 6: having problems with her husband anyway, decides to go on
Speaker 6: the girl trip on Martin Luther King Weekend. All the
Speaker 6: great weekids. You could blow your marriage.
Speaker 1: That's what you're doing.
Speaker 2: E mail kill weekend.
Speaker 6: You go down there, y'all drive one hundred and twenty miles.
Speaker 6: So you invited two of your sorority sisters, one of
Speaker 6: them young and knew where all the clubs was. One
Speaker 6: of them young and knew where all the restaurants was.
Speaker 6: And y'all in your room getting dressed to go out.
Speaker 6: The girl had just got her boobs done and decided
Speaker 6: to pull them out and show it to everybody. You said,
Speaker 6: that's what things got freaking, and we all ended up
Speaker 6: staying in my room. I have a weekend with my
Speaker 6: fraternity clubs and we all love fishing. A couple of
Speaker 6: my boys take their shirt off when they fishing. It
Speaker 6: has never led to anything. Evidence and one of them
Speaker 6: take his shirt off. He got man boobs when he fishes,
Speaker 6: and it still has led to nothing. So but this
Speaker 6: is a woman's thing, and I understand that operation must
Speaker 6: have been a huge.
Speaker 7: Lord.
Speaker 6: They was right, And then you said that's when it
Speaker 6: got free, and y'all end up staying in your room.
Speaker 6: That was my first experience, and it was everything, all
Speaker 6: capital letters, it was everything. My bestie has always done
Speaker 6: threesomes with her husband, so this was nothing new to her.
Speaker 6: We only did it once and we vioved to keep
Speaker 6: it between us. But my bestie got home and started
Speaker 6: pillow talking with her husband. Her husband jokingly told my husband,
Speaker 6: not knowing that I had not told him. My husband
Speaker 6: is not down with any of that mess, and he
Speaker 6: sees me as cheating on him. Well, I think he's right.
Speaker 6: I think he's right. I love my husband.
Speaker 2: I want to go back home.
Speaker 6: Oh so that's why that's why you staying with your sister.
Speaker 6: Because your husband say he needs some bathonce. Remember that
Speaker 6: back at the top of the letter. Well, now I
Speaker 6: need some solid advice. How do I convince him it
Speaker 6: was a big mistake. I'm just gonna tell you flat out,
Speaker 6: I can't help you. I can't help you because see, ladies,
Speaker 6: now we just have to reverse this. Ladies, let's reverse
Speaker 6: this letter. If your hug went on the boy's trip
Speaker 6: and the stripper jumped out the cake and they all
Speaker 6: ended up having kke.
Speaker 2: Yeah, let him use keep it on it show, let
Speaker 2: him use keep it morning show him. Please.
Speaker 6: Let's say the stripper jumps out the cake and they
Speaker 6: all end up having some cake. How understanding would you
Speaker 6: be if one of the men that was at the
Speaker 6: party told his wife because his wife let him have
Speaker 6: and said, you know, so and so had Kate too,
Speaker 6: and then you found out that your husband had some
Speaker 6: strip of cake.
Speaker 7: And now.
Speaker 6: Y'all he didn't find out, and now you need some
Speaker 6: space from him. Can he come back to you? See,
Speaker 6: I don't know how this works, So I have nothing
Speaker 6: for you and this stuff. I can't give you no
Speaker 6: solid advice on how to get back.
Speaker 7: You did what you did.
Speaker 6: You got to pay the piper. That's the game, man,
Speaker 6: it ain't nothing else to it.
Speaker 1: She gambled.
Speaker 6: It's all good. I'm glad it was everything though they
Speaker 6: went a yeah, because that everything just cost you everything.
Speaker 6: Now now your marriage is in trouble because your husband
Speaker 6: thinks you cheated, and you did it. Don't matter if
Speaker 6: it was some other women or some other dude. I'm
Speaker 6: tell you right now, your husband can't come in here
Speaker 6: and tell you he was with some dudes. He can't
Speaker 6: come in the house and tell you that. So how
Speaker 6: you expect you're gonna come here and be able to
Speaker 6: tell him you was with some girl. Now I do
Speaker 6: see it different, Oh, I do see it different, because
Speaker 6: see I understand I see what women see.
Speaker 2: Any other women, because I see the same day. I
Speaker 2: get it.
Speaker 6: I know exactly, I know, I know exactly how you
Speaker 6: felt when you saw that boob job. Yeah, I understand.
Speaker 6: I understand how you could get worked up and it
Speaker 6: got freaking I've.
Speaker 1: Been there, you been there.
Speaker 12: Yes, she's only mad at the other woman though, who
Speaker 12: has call her?
Speaker 1: Yes, Well, couldn't she.
Speaker 10: Just have lied and said her friend's husband lies?
Speaker 2: Oh no, oh you want to laet.
Speaker 1: It's all right saying just saying it's too late. Now,
Speaker 1: That's what I.
Speaker 2: Tell everybody. Lion is a necessary skill set.
Speaker 1: Yeah, when you do stupid stuff, stupid, I can't help you.
Speaker 2: Lady. You got bus that was them, That wasn't me.
Speaker 7: I wasn't in it.
Speaker 6: It ain't no way in hell out admitted it. You
Speaker 6: got no video, all right, You ain't got no pictures and.
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Speaker 1: It's Junior and Sports Talk right after this, you're listening
Speaker 1: morning show. All right, ladies and gentlemen, he is here,
Speaker 1: junior and Sports Talk. What you got junior?
Speaker 9: Okay, Shirley.
Speaker 8: You know it's were three days away from the super
Speaker 8: Bowl and it's the Chief's forty nine ers. But you
Speaker 8: know a lot of people have a super Bowl party,
Speaker 8: so there need to be some super Bowl rules when
Speaker 8: you go to people houses that you.
Speaker 2: Need to know what to do.
Speaker 9: Everybody can enjoy the game. First rules.
Speaker 8: When you get to the dough follow the host to
Speaker 8: the super Bowl designated area.
Speaker 9: This is not a house to a residency. Were not
Speaker 9: touring my house. Just stay in this room. This is
Speaker 9: where everything takes place.
Speaker 8: Don't ask what's in there. What's in that is none
Speaker 8: of your damn business. This is all you gonna see
Speaker 8: at the super Bowl party. Do not Number two, if
Speaker 8: you a DJ, play music, just old commercials.
Speaker 9: Stop with the game come back on. This is not
Speaker 9: about you. DJ is such and such or insert your
Speaker 9: name here. Were talking to you.
Speaker 2: It does not matter.
Speaker 9: Just when its own commercial. Break is only.
Speaker 1: Time you can DJ when the game come back on.
Speaker 9: Yeah, yeah, all of that cut it off. Saint about you.
Speaker 9: We just need you here for this for commercials?
Speaker 1: All right, that's it?
Speaker 9: Or number three, do not bring bad news to the
Speaker 9: super Bowl party.
Speaker 8: We don't care unless it's on the injury bort because
Speaker 8: we don't care if your daddy having surgery, we have
Speaker 8: nothing to do with that.
Speaker 9: That does not belong here. Because you're gonna bring.
Speaker 1: The mood down.
Speaker 9: We ain't here trying to have a good time. You know,
Speaker 9: my daddy going under. They're gonna take his clean, so
Speaker 9: what we're down?
Speaker 1: Ten?
Speaker 9: Okay telling them about your daddy's clean.
Speaker 1: Or at all at all?
Speaker 9: Mean it's not me the game on I got money.
Speaker 6: On the line on god bade unless he busted his
Speaker 6: clean making this tackle, we don't care.
Speaker 8: I'm on a pine, I'm on a board. Here's one
Speaker 8: because I know they're coming, so somebody would let them know.
Speaker 8: Now jehoah winners is save your knocks. We're not coming
Speaker 8: to the door. We know you're coming, y'all.
Speaker 9: Talking about you're supposed to watching sports.
Speaker 8: Well, how you know we all over here because you
Speaker 8: want to knock on the door because we all in here.
Speaker 8: They know we're at home. They know that, So don't
Speaker 8: don't ask me about the Lord today. Matter of fact,
Speaker 8: the Lord is watching the game right now.
Speaker 9: Why aren't you?
Speaker 8: Why aren't you? And then you know, have you heard
Speaker 8: about it? Was you like a watch tower? No, I'm
Speaker 8: watching the game. I have something to watch. Don't want
Speaker 8: no watch tower today? No, here's the last one I have.
Speaker 8: One hour after the game is over.
Speaker 13: Leave.
Speaker 9: Yeah, just an hour after the game.
Speaker 2: Here's your drink.
Speaker 1: Then gone go home and we'll talk.
Speaker 9: About it later. I hope you had a great time,
Speaker 9: but this end. If you do about us, we're not
Speaker 9: talking about us after this game. Yeah, we ain't talking
Speaker 9: about us no more.
Speaker 1: That's all.
Speaker 8: So everybody can have a good time watching this game. Man,
Speaker 8: this is gonna be a good game. But don't mess
Speaker 8: it up from all the other question, we're not doing
Speaker 8: that this year.
Speaker 9: Just to Shirley, Yeah, we're not doing that.
Speaker 1: Too many rules.
Speaker 9: Well then don't come.
Speaker 1: Thank you, JUNI you're coming up.
Speaker 12: At the top of the hour, a woman on social
Speaker 12: media Steve needs some advice from you. She says, can
Speaker 12: I teach my boyfriend to be more refined? We'll talk
Speaker 12: about it right after this.
Speaker 1: You're listening hard morning.
Speaker 9: Show, all right, Steve.
Speaker 12: So Evelyn on Facebook says, my boyfriend and I have
Speaker 12: great chemistry, and he is very charismatic. But he grew
Speaker 12: up in a very country, backwoods family. He never wore
Speaker 12: shoes until he started school, and the first time he
Speaker 12: wore a tuxedo was over the holidays when he went
Speaker 12: with me and my family to a formal event. It
Speaker 12: was a little awkward because he doesn't really know anything
Speaker 12: about how to behave in such a setting, and he
Speaker 12: knows nothing about etiquette. I really love him, but I
Speaker 12: need to be able to fit him into my social circle.
Speaker 12: Is it unrealistic to think that I can teach a
Speaker 12: grown man to be more ref find?
Speaker 2: Absolutely, Marjorie did it to me.
Speaker 1: But you did wear shoes, and you know how.
Speaker 6: Well well he wears shoes too. He didn't want none
Speaker 6: until he was six, but he wears shoes too. But
Speaker 6: like you know how many banquets we done went too
Speaker 6: and I and I.
Speaker 2: Get the wrong bread or I get the wrong.
Speaker 6: Water cup because you know, you be sitting at that table,
Speaker 6: and you sitting there had your name at the I
Speaker 6: drink got everybody water, I got, I got, I got
Speaker 6: wine in the water glass. So so Marjorie taught me
Speaker 6: this right here. She says Steve. When you sit down
Speaker 6: at the table, do this on your lap right here,
Speaker 6: Do this right here. And if you put this, if
Speaker 6: you do this right here, if you make an okay
Speaker 6: sign and put it in your lap. One of those
Speaker 6: signs is a B and the other one is a D.
Speaker 6: Put them in your lap. The B is your bread,
Speaker 6: your butter.
Speaker 2: Okay, you D is your drinks.
Speaker 6: All the glasses on this side is all your drinks,
Speaker 6: your wine glass, your water glass, every over here, over there,
Speaker 6: this is your bread and your butter.
Speaker 2: Stop eating them people, breads. She told me that. Let
Speaker 2: me teach that to dude. Teach that.
Speaker 6: You just got to say, hey, look, let's go over
Speaker 6: a couple of things when we go to the banquets,
Speaker 6: when when we go out to dinner, this is how
Speaker 6: it's done.
Speaker 2: And he'll do it. Okay.
Speaker 1: So does she have to say it in any sort
Speaker 1: of way, you know, be gentle.
Speaker 6: With it, or yeah there you baby. I love you,
Speaker 6: But when we go out, I know it's a little
Speaker 6: awkward from you. So I just want to help you out.
Speaker 6: I'm just going to tell it.
Speaker 2: Don't crush nag.
Speaker 6: I'm sick of you. Will cut your ass. We didn't
Speaker 6: the wrong damn bread or ball. And if you take
Speaker 6: another crown leg and stumping on the ground, that's what
Speaker 6: these crackers as full.
Speaker 2: Stop putting the crab lands in and fro stumping on them.
Speaker 2: All right, listen to me. It's water. Is your water?
Speaker 2: Stop slurping, stop doing.
Speaker 1: That, Stop talking with food in your mouth. All right,
Speaker 1: we have time for another one.
Speaker 6: When you're talking quick pointing with your utensel, you're talking.
Speaker 9: At the table, y'all, did you already do that to
Speaker 9: somebody else.
Speaker 1: In your plate?
Speaker 2: You do? What wrong with it?
Speaker 1: We have time for another one. This is from Jamiica
Speaker 1: on Facebook.
Speaker 12: She says, my mom passed away about six years ago,
Speaker 12: and in the last couple of years I have highly
Speaker 12: encouraged my dad to get back out there and try dating.
Speaker 12: He's still young ish and deserves to have someone in
Speaker 12: his life. Well, a few months ago he met a
Speaker 12: woman and.
Speaker 1: He is falling for her. But I have two problems
Speaker 1: with her.
Speaker 12: For one, she's about my age, and two her occupation
Speaker 12: is a quote fitness influencer who isn't very successful. My
Speaker 12: dad is nearing retirement and I'm afraid this woman is
Speaker 12: trying to take advantage of him financially. I'm afraid to
Speaker 12: say anything because I could be wrong, and I wouldn't
Speaker 12: want to interfere in my dad's love life. Also, I
Speaker 12: don't know whether or not this relationship will go anywhere. Anyway,
Speaker 12: what do you think I should do?
Speaker 2: She a fitness influencer. It's working out for you, daddy.
Speaker 1: I did that right, Yeah, daddy?
Speaker 4: Huh.
Speaker 2: You wanted your daddy to get out there and now
Speaker 2: he out there.
Speaker 6: Now he ain't out there because you ain't happy because
Speaker 6: of girl kind of your age, but happening a mid
Speaker 6: life crisis. It's going to pass. She ain't gonna stay
Speaker 6: with him, and she gonna get the money to feel
Speaker 6: her sight. That's what's going on.
Speaker 12: Okay, all right, all right, Well we'll have more of
Speaker 12: the Steve Harvey Morning Show coming up at twenty minutes
Speaker 12: after the hour, right after this.
Speaker 1: You're listening Morning show, all right.
Speaker 12: So, Snoop Dogg, I'm sure you guys have heard about
Speaker 12: this and Master P have sued Walmart and Post Foods
Speaker 12: for allegedly sabotaging the success of Snoop Cereal.
Speaker 1: Snoop and Master P have.
Speaker 12: Hired attorney Benjamin Crump, our friend and family member.
Speaker 1: To the law suit of.
Speaker 12: Legends that Post Foods use deceptive practices to sabotage the
Speaker 12: success of Snoop Cereal, such as intentionally holding boxes of
Speaker 12: Snoop Cereal in the stock rooms marked with quote no
Speaker 12: location quoting, preventing them from being placed on store shelves.
Speaker 12: I haven't been to Walmart for a minute, but when
Speaker 12: I was there, I didn't see Snoop Cereal on the shelf.
Speaker 2: That's delivery. Come on, get it done.
Speaker 9: Come on, Crump, Yeah, yes, come on this show it
Speaker 9: to us. All about it? Stay day did again? Stay
Speaker 9: and took Snoop cereal and put it in the back
Speaker 9: of Wallmart.
Speaker 8: Steve, this from what it is. Gonna stop stinging. This
Speaker 8: don't make no sense. But I'll tell you what, Steve,
Speaker 8: Justice will be dumb or tail.
Speaker 9: Steve.
Speaker 8: We'll not gonna stand by and take cereals in the back.
Speaker 8: Snoop Dog deserves to have his cereals up front, like
Speaker 8: he should be right next to Frock the sakes turning
Speaker 8: up cereal. He should be right there, Steve. We're gonna
Speaker 8: say to it and thank you for letting you your platform.
Speaker 1: A thank you, attorney, Crump. Thank you coming up in
Speaker 1: thirty three minutes the hour, we'll play around of would
Speaker 1: you rather it is right, Syria?
Speaker 9: What places us justice to another? Cereal? Steve, We're not
Speaker 9: gonna do.
Speaker 1: You're listening hard morning show. It's time now, guys for
Speaker 1: a round.
Speaker 12: And would you rather would you rather use lemon juice
Speaker 12: for eye drops or poison ivy to the paper?
Speaker 2: Oh?
Speaker 13: No, we gotta get that lemons, yeah, limages, Yeah, I
Speaker 13: can't put that pison ivy.
Speaker 2: No, I'm not putting a thing in my.
Speaker 9: Right there, So you just hold family feud.
Speaker 2: Broke out a couple of days off. Sit somewhere with
Speaker 2: my legs walking, real face.
Speaker 6: You have got to get some cool air on it, though,
Speaker 6: I can tell you that I'd have been in some
Speaker 6: poison ivy before.
Speaker 2: To get some cool air on it and water.
Speaker 4: All right?
Speaker 12: Would would you rather go around the club and drink
Speaker 12: all of the half finished drinks? Or would you rather
Speaker 12: go to the waffle house and eat all of the
Speaker 12: half eating food?
Speaker 2: Oh, I'm not doing I'm not doing that one of them. You,
Speaker 2: I'm not doing that, serve.
Speaker 1: Which would you go ahead of.
Speaker 6: Ju ju?
Speaker 9: Allowed to eat them up? Did waffle house sound good?
Speaker 1: To me, you're hungry.
Speaker 2: There's been eight ball. These people gotta pick one wrap.
Speaker 13: They didn't choose stuff and took something and laid it
Speaker 13: on the plate.
Speaker 2: The one you ain't got no dog in its face. No, no,
Speaker 2: he got to pick one.
Speaker 1: You gotta pick. That's the game.
Speaker 9: House, that's the game.
Speaker 2: Oh my god.
Speaker 6: Right, I'm gonna sit down here, waffle house hairfully about
Speaker 6: the time you go around that club drinking drink or
Speaker 6: you're gonna have so many damn diseases?
Speaker 2: All right?
Speaker 1: Would you rather burn your tongue every time you eat?
Speaker 1: Or stub your toe every time you walk?
Speaker 4: Oh?
Speaker 2: No, tongue. I can't lie that stubbing your toe as
Speaker 2: a beast man, I don't like that every time you.
Speaker 1: Walk, every time you walk every.
Speaker 2: Time, or you know how mad you're gonna be at yourself? Yeah,
Speaker 2: burn my tongue.
Speaker 9: Yeah, that's hard to.
Speaker 7: Tell you.
Speaker 2: That toe when I eat, that'll put you down on
Speaker 2: your knees sometimes.
Speaker 12: All right, guys, that's today's round of would you rather?
Speaker 14: Thank you?
Speaker 2: Now?
Speaker 1: Coming up in forty nine minutes after the.
Speaker 12: Hour, our last break of the day, and we will
Speaker 12: close out the show with the one and only Steve
Speaker 12: Harvey right after this, you're listening Harvey Morning Show. All right, guys,
Speaker 12: here we are our last break of the day, Steve.
Speaker 12: We have an email from a listener in Chicago from
Speaker 12: V one o three point from v one o three
Speaker 12: dot com and she says, good morning. I want to
Speaker 12: give Steve a thumbs up. On the end of the
Speaker 12: show comments on February sixth, you know how you talked
Speaker 12: about as black people we put each other down. Well,
Speaker 12: she says, if I hadn't been on the freeway, I
Speaker 12: would have had to stop and do a praise dance.
Speaker 12: And I say the same thing to our people and
Speaker 12: young folks. We destroy each other with that little membrane
Speaker 12: called the tongue. Thank you for your comments and encouragements
Speaker 12: each morning. That's one hundred, Diane B. From Chicago.
Speaker 6: Yeah, yeah, you know, And I'm really really concerned that
Speaker 6: we may not be able to turn this tree nd
Speaker 6: around because the devil has convinced so many people that
Speaker 6: clicks and likes is the way to become successful. There
Speaker 6: is a cost factor to that. There's a cost factor
Speaker 6: to us, and it's a cost factor to you. And
Speaker 6: it's no good either way. And I think there's a
Speaker 6: man that's about to learn that lesson. You know, just
Speaker 6: because you throw a podcast that gets blow up numbers.
Speaker 6: I'm talking about out of sky high numbers, you're gonna
Speaker 6: double down and you're gonna start bringing on people on
Speaker 6: your podcast who you know have a negative message. And
Speaker 6: you think that by doing that that that's gonna make
Speaker 6: you who you want to be. I got bad news
Speaker 6: for you, brother. You head it in the wrong direction,
Speaker 6: and I feel sorry for you. But and if that's
Speaker 6: what we're gonna do as old ass people, we are
Speaker 6: surely sending the wrong message to young people. You can't
Speaker 6: be called and people look up to you by calling
Speaker 6: you unk, and then you turn around and then you
Speaker 6: mislead them.
Speaker 2: That ain't cool, man, that is just not cool. Brother.
Speaker 6: I feel badly for you, man, going the wrong way, partner.
Speaker 6: But you're gonna find out though, because that's a simple scripture.
Speaker 2: Man.
Speaker 6: The Bible is very basic. But you know, I remember
Speaker 6: that script you learned in Sunday School. Do onto others
Speaker 6: that you would have them do unto you. You think
Speaker 6: that don't apply to adult, well, all right, as you
Speaker 6: would have them do unto you. So the beat goes on.
Speaker 12: Yeah, all right, and we also have a caller. Thank
Speaker 12: you for that, Steve Brandon from Welch, West Virginia. I
Speaker 12: think you know about these parts.
Speaker 14: Hey see, this is Brandon Coffee. I'm working down here
Speaker 14: in Welch, West Virginia and just driving around the town. Dude,
Speaker 14: I'm just wondering, like, it's too crazy to imagine that
Speaker 14: you used to live here, and I wanted to know, like,
Speaker 14: how'd you make it from here around here? Doesn't seem
Speaker 14: like there's very many possibilities or changes you can talk
Speaker 14: about down on the line. That'd be awesome, man, have
Speaker 14: great days.
Speaker 2: Well, I'm gonna tell you, man.
Speaker 6: West Virginia is in a county, McDowell County, that's one
Speaker 6: of the poorest counties in the United States.
Speaker 2: It really is.
Speaker 6: Donald Trump went down there, so all through West Virginia
Speaker 6: and got all they votes. Now they voted for Obama,
Speaker 6: but he can turn it around and got all they
Speaker 6: votes because he promised them he would bring the oil back,
Speaker 6: I mean bring coal mining back. Coal mining is dead, man,
Speaker 6: and he lied to those people and it's still very
Speaker 6: a very very suppressed.
Speaker 2: Part of the of the country. How I made it
Speaker 2: out time you flat out?
Speaker 6: But by the grace of God, because I ain't got
Speaker 6: no other success story to point to you from down there,
Speaker 6: and you are right and you think it's nothing now.
Speaker 2: It was less then it was tough man, how old? Yeah?
Speaker 2: I forgot when you left? What five? Okay?
Speaker 6: The first time I flushed the toilet was on Wade
Speaker 6: Park one hundred and five in Wade Park in Cleveland.
Speaker 6: House soon then flushed that toilet over and over. I
Speaker 6: never flushed the toilet in my life. So I had
Speaker 6: never turned on a water fountain, a faucet. We had
Speaker 6: a well pump in our house. Your mama had to
Speaker 6: stand there and pump like that and then water would
Speaker 6: come up into the kitchen into the pail.
Speaker 2: We never ran a bath tub. I took all my
Speaker 2: baths in the number two washtub.
Speaker 1: In West Virginia.
Speaker 6: Never set on the toilet, went across the across the
Speaker 6: road to our house, never set on the toilet, never
Speaker 6: knew what it was.
Speaker 1: So how you made it was leaving basically your family.
Speaker 1: I mean that's what Brian is saying. How did you
Speaker 1: make it here?
Speaker 2: Well, how we left was we had to leave. Mm hmmm,
Speaker 2: so my daddy did.
Speaker 12: We had Oh, okay, okay, And how did you end
Speaker 12: up in Cleveland?
Speaker 6: Then from there because my father's sister, aunt Kat lived
Speaker 6: here in Cleveland.
Speaker 2: But first we had to go to d C. Then
Speaker 2: we had to go to Cleveland.
Speaker 6: And you know, it wasn't no forensic science back then,
Speaker 6: so you couldn't track and trade people.
Speaker 1: What telling too much going on.
Speaker 9: It's we on the underground railroad, too much.
Speaker 6: Statue of limitation being going. Plus you can't do none
Speaker 6: of My daddy he gone, oh he got way with this.
Speaker 1: Well, Brandon, there you have it from the fellow west.
Speaker 2: Uh.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's.
Speaker 2: What every.
Speaker 6: Gold.
Speaker 2: What you're gonna do?
Speaker 9: We don't even know what do you do?
Speaker 7: Remember?
Speaker 1: Remember you have a hello, maybe it should take us
Speaker 1: out or something.
Speaker 2: Swell, what are you gonna say?
Speaker 9: Careful?
Speaker 2: I'm a prosed by saying this.
Speaker 6: Okay, if I can come out of West West Virginia,
Speaker 6: you can come out of whatever you've been in because
Speaker 6: God is gonna bring you up and the delivery business
Speaker 6: I'm gonna living withness. Appreciate you going down that visit
Speaker 6: in West West Virginia. Now you need to figure out
Speaker 6: how your ass gonna get out.
Speaker 2: Have great day.
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