Speaker 1: All right, So Steve, this is a letter from Barbara
Speaker 1: in Conyers. Barbara says, I'm turning sixty in April, and
Speaker 1: I have a staycation planned with my boyfriend. My husband
Speaker 1: thinks I'm going to my sister's house for the weekend,
Speaker 1: and my sister said my husband texted her to see
Speaker 1: if her husband would be around for the weekend because
Speaker 1: he wants to surprise me and come hang out. My
Speaker 1: sister is not the best liar, so it's no telling
Speaker 1: what she told my husband. Oh, by the way, my
Speaker 1: husband has a girlfriend and I met her and saw
Speaker 1: pictures of him sleeping in her bed. I'm not concerned
Speaker 1: about that. I just don't want him to find out
Speaker 1: I'm cheating, because you know, men can't handle it when
Speaker 1: we cheat. How can I sneak away and make sure
Speaker 1: my husband doesn't try to follow me.
Speaker 2: I can't help you with this, lady. I'll plain, why
Speaker 2: don't y'all get a divorce and then you will stop
Speaker 2: all this sneaking around. I don't understand he has a girlfriend.
Speaker 2: If you see pictures of her, him and her in
Speaker 2: her bed, yeah, you sneaking around. You got a boy fare,
Speaker 2: but you don't want to hear me know it because
Speaker 2: he can't handle it.
Speaker 1: What?
Speaker 2: What the hell is happening here? Why y'all married? Well,
Speaker 2: why you're why. I'm not gonna help you with this.
Speaker 2: You don't need help. You already have a side dude,
Speaker 2: and he got a side chick. Now let me tell
Speaker 2: you how I can should it be quiet? This is
Speaker 2: not what you do. I don't give that. It is
Speaker 2: not what you do.
Speaker 1: This is all about me right now, I know, But
Speaker 1: I'm just saying it is time.
Speaker 2: To get a divorce. Now. If you won't know how
Speaker 2: to do that, come to the right place. I know
Speaker 2: everything that he is to know about divorce. Now, depending
Speaker 2: on what part of the country you in, I know
Speaker 2: several great divorced lawyers. Which one you yes, I've looked
Speaker 2: at Talling.
Speaker 1: Where is she from? She's from Conyers Dons George Georgia. Oh,
Speaker 1: we're right here. They got that best to.
Speaker 2: Celebrate her birthday, Well, go on and celebrate. I'm not
Speaker 2: gonna help you do that. I'm not gonna help you
Speaker 2: do that. And see, first of all, rule number one,
Speaker 2: you got to learn how to cheat. Cannot include other
Speaker 2: people in your mess. That's nothing. You don't do that
Speaker 2: Now you just said you going to your sisters. Your
Speaker 2: husband will text your sisters as is her husband gonna
Speaker 2: be wund because he gonna pop in and surprise. That'll
Speaker 2: be the biggest than have surprised he ever had. Because
Speaker 2: guess what, you ain't going to your sister's house. You're
Speaker 2: going to a staycation with your boyfriend.
Speaker 1: Because it's her birthday.
Speaker 2: You keep talking about the irrelevant.
Speaker 1: Ass with that she wants to celebrate.
Speaker 2: It's irrelevant to turn up for her. She really needs
Speaker 2: to know how to be able to cheat without her
Speaker 2: husband following her.
Speaker 1: Right, and she chose to shoot on her birthday for her.
Speaker 2: Listen to me, he's already laid the wrong lie out
Speaker 2: there because he done doubled down and he's trying to
Speaker 2: follow her out.
Speaker 1: Yeah, because it's her birthday and he wants to celebrate.
Speaker 2: You have to wait till the last minute. Two, You can't.
Speaker 2: You can't give people this much time to figure nothing out.
Speaker 1: Too much lead time.
Speaker 2: Yah, yeah, telling them your plans and where you're going. Ok. Yeah,
Speaker 2: listen for my birthday. I'm just and then he gonna
Speaker 2: come in a surprise her for the birthday. He took
Speaker 2: y'all at the end. Just what you ought to do
Speaker 2: is what'll I'm gonna show you how I'm gonna sure
Speaker 2: you already, man, because that's what they need to do.
Speaker 2: Tell your boyfriend that y'all gonna fly up to the
Speaker 2: same city your sister living God when your husband flying
Speaker 2: to surprise you for your birthday. Introduce him to your
Speaker 2: new dudes, Now, why are you doing that? Have that
Speaker 2: picture of him laying in the bed with the other woman.
Speaker 2: Get that blowed up into eleven by fourteen, put a
Speaker 2: chain on it and have it round you like a
Speaker 2: flavor flave clock. So when you introduce the new guy,
Speaker 2: he'll see the evidence that you have and then and
Speaker 2: then just hand him the paperwork.
Speaker 1: You're a monster, Steve. I don't think she wants a
Speaker 1: divorce though, that's not where she's at all.
Speaker 2: This is leading to that, but these she just want.
Speaker 1: Friend to celebrate her sixty birthday.
Speaker 2: The why y'all talk about wanting the divorce, I've never
Speaker 2: wanted a divorce.
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