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Speaker 5: Good morning everybody you're listening to the voice, Come on,
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Speaker 6: One and only Steve Harvey got a radio show. I
Speaker 6: have something, and it so describes how I was living.
Speaker 6: It so captures the feelings that I had about beginning
Speaker 6: on the pathway of my dreams. It so describes how
Speaker 6: I felt when I was about to attempt something. And
Speaker 6: I have some striking news for you. It describes often
Speaker 6: how I feel still today to a degree. So let
Speaker 6: me tell you what that is. Here's an analogy that
Speaker 6: I've heard a couple of different ways, but I've kind of,
Speaker 6: you know, fixed it around to where I can drink
Speaker 6: it better, and I think it fits my personality to
Speaker 6: describe it to people best this way. I've talked often
Speaker 6: about the urgent see of doing something with your life
Speaker 6: of getting started today, of stopping the procrastination and putting
Speaker 6: it off, and waiting on all your ducks to line
Speaker 6: up in a row, and waiting until the stars align themselves.
Speaker 6: If you waiting on such a thing, you're never gonna
Speaker 6: get started. I don't know too many people who can
Speaker 6: say that all the ducks just lined up in the row.
Speaker 6: Things happen even when you get them lined up. One
Speaker 6: of the ducks get out of line, or somebody knock
Speaker 6: over the domino.
Speaker 1: Something happens. But here's the point I'm getting at. God
Speaker 1: has so many blessings available to you. You who's listening.
Speaker 6: God has so many blessings available to you from where
Speaker 6: you are right now. I don't care what you've gotten
Speaker 6: yourself into or what you've done. God has so many
Speaker 6: blessings that he can send your way.
Speaker 1: But you have to do something.
Speaker 6: See a lot of people just sit around and go, man,
Speaker 6: I don't and something always happening to you. You're always
Speaker 6: getting a break, You're always doing this. You always man,
Speaker 6: no nothing come my way.
Speaker 1: Listen to me. If nothing ever comes your way. You
Speaker 1: know why that is. It's because you're not doing anything.
Speaker 1: I promise you you're not. Here's a deal.
Speaker 6: God has all these blessings he wants to send you,
Speaker 6: but you got to give him something to work with. Now,
Speaker 6: come on, God will bless you. God can touch people's
Speaker 6: hearts on your behalf. He can move situations around for you.
Speaker 6: He can align the stars. He can set the ducks
Speaker 6: up in the row. But align the stars and move
Speaker 6: people around, and touch people's hearts and set the ducks
Speaker 6: up in the row. For what have you put forth
Speaker 6: any effort? Have you made a single step in any
Speaker 6: direction to do the right thing or go the right way?
Speaker 6: That gives him something to put his finger on. Come on, man,
Speaker 6: God can only bless you according to your faith. If
Speaker 6: you have a little bit of faith, give him that.
Speaker 1: Let him work with that. You know, man, I didn't
Speaker 1: always start with these speeches you hear in the morning.
Speaker 7: Now.
Speaker 1: I ain't always had these. I grew to these. I
Speaker 1: stumbled my way to these. I messed up my way
Speaker 1: to these.
Speaker 6: Here, I got it wrong so many times to be
Speaker 6: able to sound like I got some sense, I said
Speaker 6: it often. Failure is a wonderful teacher. Do you know
Speaker 6: how many times I have had to have failed to
Speaker 6: have what I have in my head today. I'm telling you, man,
Speaker 6: it's a process. People get mad at the process. You
Speaker 6: got to do something to give God something to work with.
Speaker 6: He'll bless you. But what you want me to bless
Speaker 6: If you ain't putting forth any effort, you can get
Speaker 6: blessed from wherever you are in your life, wherever your
Speaker 6: starting point is, wherever you find yourself wound up, you
Speaker 6: can get it back from there. I've done it, man,
Speaker 6: by the grace of God, I've done it. I got
Speaker 6: over man. I learned some things along the way. Because
Speaker 6: here's a deal. As long as God keeps waking you
Speaker 6: up in the morning, he ain't through with you yet.
Speaker 1: When he's done, you're done.
Speaker 6: But if God still has a plan for you you
Speaker 6: wake up in the morning, he still got some more
Speaker 6: work for you to do. You wake up in the morning.
Speaker 6: So if you keep waking up, man, it's something that
Speaker 6: God wants from you, would love to have from you,
Speaker 6: and he can work with you, man, if you just
Speaker 6: walk towards him a little bit.
Speaker 1: Here's the deal.
Speaker 6: I know it's hard for the average person to start
Speaker 6: because the fear of the unknown is incredible. What if
Speaker 6: I fail, What if I don't get picked. You know,
Speaker 6: one of the hardest things I ever did was walking
Speaker 6: in to quit my job. Oh man, let me tell
Speaker 6: you about that day when I decided that I was
Speaker 6: gonna be a full time comedian after winning an amateur
Speaker 6: night one time. Quitting your job following your going for
Speaker 6: it despite all the nay says, it's like stepping off
Speaker 6: a cliff. It's like actually just walking off the edge
Speaker 6: of a cliff, hoping, hoping. Now not really knowing, but hoping.
Speaker 6: Hoping is the bad basis of faith. I stepped off
Speaker 6: that cliff hoping that my parachute would open and allow
Speaker 6: me to drift down.
Speaker 1: See.
Speaker 6: I've never scott dived before, but I would imagine part
Speaker 6: of the thrill. And I don't know this because I'm
Speaker 6: not going to sCOD dive to find out. I think
Speaker 6: part of the thrill for people is the danger part
Speaker 6: of throwing yourself out a plane and how it feels
Speaker 6: to be free falling, but the whole time they're free falling,
Speaker 6: having this exhilarating, over the top moment. You have got
Speaker 6: to believe in your heart of hearts, you have got
Speaker 6: the I hope with everything in you that when you
Speaker 6: pull this cord the shoot opens or else. This ain't
Speaker 6: a good move at all. But you've packed your shoot yourself.
Speaker 6: You've taken the lessons, so you go ahead and you
Speaker 6: make the leap.
Speaker 1: Now.
Speaker 6: The only thing about quitting your job and following your
Speaker 6: dream is you ain't really been trained all that good
Speaker 6: for this. You done packed your shoote, but you ain't
Speaker 6: never opened it before. So I walked off this cliff,
Speaker 6: That's what it was like. And you following your dreamers
Speaker 6: like you walking off a cliff. Here's the part where
Speaker 6: people don't never make the jump. They see somebody like
Speaker 6: myself who jumped off the cliff and the pas chute
Speaker 6: don't open right away, and I hit a couple of
Speaker 6: rocks on the way down.
Speaker 1: I got my back cut up pretty bad.
Speaker 5: They see that three years living in a car, man,
Speaker 5: he got it life toe down jumping off that cliff.
Speaker 5: I ain't jumping off that cliff. But see, what you
Speaker 5: don't understand is you don't know it.
Speaker 6: But eventually the shoot will open, and I'm at the
Speaker 6: parachute opening part of my life. Man were to shoot
Speaker 6: then open, and I'm drifting and I'm able to guide
Speaker 6: my chute over to Paris.
Speaker 1: And glide.
Speaker 6: I've glided over the African and seen what it looked like.
Speaker 6: It's a slow ride down. When the pass chute finally
Speaker 6: opened and my back didn't heel too and the cuts
Speaker 6: that I had on me, I remember now.
Speaker 1: I know how to stay away from the edge.
Speaker 6: But the Paris chute then opened, and I'm enjoying my
Speaker 6: life for the first time. I'm gliding, but I got
Speaker 6: hit up against the rock. I can see more. I
Speaker 6: get a chance to see more things. I get to
Speaker 6: glide and see more parts of the world. I'm living
Speaker 6: my dream. Your parachute is going to open, but I'll
Speaker 6: tell you one thing for show. It'll never open if
Speaker 6: you don't step off that cliff. You got to step
Speaker 6: off that cliff God to get the passchute open for you.
Speaker 6: But you got to jump, baby. That's the hard part,
Speaker 6: ain't it now? Question is the end of this story
Speaker 6: right here today when you jumping.
Speaker 8: You're listening hard morning show.
Speaker 1: Ladies and gentlemen.
Speaker 6: It is upon us another blessing, another great day, another
Speaker 6: jewel in the town, another glorious moment that I, along
Speaker 6: with you and us together we say thank you, Heavenly Father.
Speaker 6: We show appreciate it.
Speaker 5: Man.
Speaker 6: It's been a wonderful ride whole time. You've been with
Speaker 6: us the whole time. I turned away from you several times,
Speaker 6: but you've been with me the whole time, and I
Speaker 6: show appreciate it.
Speaker 1: Man. For God is good. Man. What would I do
Speaker 1: if it wasn't for God? I have no idea. We
Speaker 1: want to say that.
Speaker 6: This morning, we want to say welcome to the Steve
Speaker 6: Harved Morning Show. Sheldy Strawberry calling forreal Mississippi Monica Junior.
Speaker 1: The legend that he is, nephew Tommy.
Speaker 5: Our special heartfelt congratulations goes out to our longtime engineer Dave.
Speaker 5: Dave the Engineer, former roadie take EXTRAORDINRD Jimphy he out
Speaker 5: of Kansas City, Missouri, and the Chief again the Dynasty
Speaker 5: is here congratulating Patrick Mahome Ahead.
Speaker 1: Yeah, they did it. They did it, They did they did.
Speaker 1: I want to thank my uh my Betting House for
Speaker 1: sending my money betting shut yeah right over, because a
Speaker 1: lot of times you don't you're won't get your money
Speaker 1: from some of.
Speaker 9: Youlegal yeah yeah yeah yeah, it's legal line yeah yeah.
Speaker 6: So I want to thank y'all for giving me my
Speaker 6: cash now Usher did the dog last night about Usher lost.
Speaker 4: Halftime super Bowl show. Ever, they gave him an extra
Speaker 4: two minutes. Originally, you know, halftime show was thirteen minutes.
Speaker 4: They gave shot fifteen fifteen oh minute.
Speaker 1: He did the dog on things. Yeah, congratulations of a
Speaker 1: grateness great?
Speaker 6: Just you be talking about that this morning, I'm sure.
Speaker 6: But I want to give some more love to Kansas
Speaker 6: City game your money, Usher was everything I thought it would.
Speaker 6: That boy right there.
Speaker 1: It's not a game. It's not a game.
Speaker 5: Proven, yes, proven, But them Kansas City Chiefs d graduation.
Speaker 1: Nice try Frisco nice, try appreciate good game? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: good game. It ain't good when you lose. Though.
Speaker 8: How much did you win?
Speaker 1: Oh, don't worry about that. Shipped that in how many figures?
Speaker 5: Five?
Speaker 1: How was the super Bowl party at your house last
Speaker 1: great time? Yeah, when we go, we'll be talking about that.
Speaker 1: We'll tell you about all that.
Speaker 7: Yeah.
Speaker 10: But beautiful disney World for adults at Steve's house, It's
Speaker 10: Disney World for.
Speaker 1: Hey man. We had a good ass time. My driver
Speaker 1: Cliff was there.
Speaker 6: My stage manager from Family Feud, Terrell Johnson was there.
Speaker 6: My co host Junior was there. Three or three of
Speaker 6: my favorite there. Tommy couldn't make it. He was in Houston,
Speaker 6: but uh, that's what I had at the house. Man
Speaker 6: at A couple of girls got mad because they didn't
Speaker 6: get invited. Tanya and Jennifer got mad. I can't no
Speaker 6: women in my damn.
Speaker 1: Huh.
Speaker 8: Coming home to the hour some church complaints right after this.
Speaker 8: You're listening morning show.
Speaker 9: It is time now for church complaints. It is Monday.
Speaker 8: Teacon death jam, reverend motown.
Speaker 1: We where's my music? Where it's the meansic this role?
Speaker 6: Or was in the bathroom and I saw him running
Speaker 6: down the aisle fever ship and he's here now, thank you.
Speaker 6: We are gathered here today on this by curious, yeah,
Speaker 6: most obligarity type of way.
Speaker 1: We symthetically sit here in a more posterous.
Speaker 6: Dimnification to discuss our complaints as a church. Now we
Speaker 6: indemnify and along with the willingness to glorify by merely
Speaker 6: justified yeah, with an occasional simplify. I broke that down
Speaker 6: very easy words right there. All that is a conglomeration posteriousness,
Speaker 6: that that promotes puppetarity in the way that no one
Speaker 6: ever really knows that such.
Speaker 5: A language of controlling language is amazing. Go ahead, K
Speaker 5: Jeffy with church A. Well, I hate to start it
Speaker 5: this way, but the congregation seems to have an issue
Speaker 5: with you.
Speaker 1: Yesterday at church. Why I don't understand.
Speaker 5: You had a barbecue grill out back, and you going
Speaker 5: in and out of the sanctuary doing half the sermon,
Speaker 5: then going back out there checking on food. This was
Speaker 5: just a disrespect to the congregation that you did this yesterday.
Speaker 5: And I know that it was the big game and
Speaker 5: all of that, but all its right in the middle
Speaker 5: of the sermon going back out, coming, Maggie, going back out.
Speaker 6: I was preparing the ribs and chicken for the game
Speaker 6: later on that evening. You know, y'all Saints need to
Speaker 6: get up on what's really happening. Church, folks.
Speaker 5: Are is the reason that the game now come on
Speaker 5: at six o'clock at night so we can have church servant.
Speaker 1: Yeah. I played for a vote that he with that.
Speaker 1: Mm hmm.
Speaker 5: Catholics, Protestant, Methodist, Baptist, Holiness, Pentecosta. Everybody voted that because
Speaker 5: we was tired, as men's sitting up in here.
Speaker 1: Super Bowl start two o'clock. We still live service. Yeah.
Speaker 6: Well, I gotta get the meat right for the game
Speaker 6: at night. Wayne, I smoked my way my wings on
Speaker 6: the air three three hours, and I had them real
Speaker 6: how to do I'm doing six hour smokes it everything.
Speaker 6: I gotta go out there and turned my meat. Now,
Speaker 6: ain'tybody got a problem with that?
Speaker 7: You know?
Speaker 5: But I have a sermon though past that and then
Speaker 5: just cut it off and go out there and flip
Speaker 5: meat and pick up none.
Speaker 1: See that way, You're wrong, deg I didn't cut it off.
Speaker 1: I stopped it.
Speaker 7: I don't.
Speaker 5: I had break points in the sermon. Did you not
Speaker 5: see the offering trade going around?
Speaker 1: Three four times?
Speaker 10: Yes? Fast?
Speaker 1: Well why the trader going around? I was outside. I
Speaker 1: was doubled down and on my duty. Seem if you
Speaker 1: see it that way? Yeah, tell you how I see
Speaker 1: how he is? All right, I'm gonna keep it moving.
Speaker 3: Uh.
Speaker 5: We do have an issue that has taking place since
Speaker 5: the Carmen uh Sinceter Carmen Leonard is in morning she
Speaker 5: lost her pet pig, Pinky. Pinky has passed away Friday evening.
Speaker 5: He was twelve years old. She's asking if you could
Speaker 5: preach the funeral, and but me, I'm I'm more concerned
Speaker 5: if you can put that on the pit.
Speaker 1: But I'm just that's just that's the sidebark. Well, that's well,
Speaker 1: here's an announcement.
Speaker 6: Or Pinky had a wonderful life and pinky life was
Speaker 6: complete because on Sunday, just yesterday, super Bowl. Oh that
Speaker 6: was out there, Me and Pinker was out there. We
Speaker 6: were celebrating pinky life, a little celebration. Pinky gay kay. Yeah,
Speaker 6: Pinky wasn't no regular pee. Come on, Pinky was a
Speaker 6: super Bowl pee.
Speaker 1: Yeah, come on.
Speaker 6: Piggy baby back Yeah, honey cut, center cut, collab, all.
Speaker 5: That panky and also pankak. We got enough from Panka
Speaker 5: pank It gonna be a ham for Easter.
Speaker 1: Come about hiking on Panca?
Speaker 5: All right? What else we got here? Pastor where? The
Speaker 5: congregation is a little concern. Pop Daddy is supposed to
Speaker 5: be visiting our church this coming Sunday, and the members
Speaker 5: are asking if you would please refrain from saying cutch
Speaker 5: three people. Uh, please don't say that. They just asking
Speaker 5: that you don't say that. Touch your neighbor.
Speaker 1: We don't. He don't.
Speaker 5: We just when you're asking that you don't do that.
Speaker 5: By the way, he wants to take you shopping for
Speaker 5: some robes arms. Church is for the sick. Church is
Speaker 5: for the sick. So all are welcome to come and
Speaker 5: be healed, asked for forgiveness and divine intervention. Yeah, okay, No,
Speaker 5: we have a whole road set up for public. Oh rod,
Speaker 5: a couple of deacons to be sitting on on each
Speaker 5: side of them. That's all I have to say. But
Speaker 5: he is welcome in the household. Jack Pott joined of Jerusalem.
Speaker 5: Of course we allow folks.
Speaker 1: I remember all Kelly had come at one point. Remember that.
Speaker 1: You know it's a church.
Speaker 6: We had to let him on in. You know, he
Speaker 6: had to let him on in. You know, nothing we
Speaker 6: could do. We can't stop people from coming serving him. Yeah,
Speaker 6: all I can say about that. Yeah, but I do
Speaker 6: want to say this about prayer. Sometimes when you pray,
Speaker 6: you must remember that sometimes the answer is.
Speaker 1: No, yes it is so yes it is that's your answer.
Speaker 1: Where you see where he had so.
Speaker 5: Well, let me ask you this, because it's been about
Speaker 5: the eye attention that you if you are you using
Speaker 5: some of the money to go to All Star Weekend.
Speaker 5: We've been hearing that you've been putting a trip together
Speaker 5: out something.
Speaker 6: Well, you've never seen me at the NBA All Star Game.
Speaker 6: Not since Magic Johnson quit going okay, I used to
Speaker 6: go with Magic because it was back to come.
Speaker 7: All right?
Speaker 9: Coming up next, is asked the c l O. What
Speaker 9: our Chief Love Officer, Steve Harvey.
Speaker 1: You're listening Steve.
Speaker 8: Harvey Morning Show coming up at the top of the hour.
Speaker 8: In entertainment news.
Speaker 9: We've got all of the Super Bowl highlights. The fans
Speaker 9: were off the chain in Vegas. Vegas was lit all weekend, okay,
Speaker 9: and of course yeah Ersha baby and the halftime show
Speaker 9: special guests, highlight of Sunday night.
Speaker 8: That's all at the top of the hour.
Speaker 9: But right now it is time to ask the CLO
Speaker 9: Chief Love Officer Steve Harvey. Tawana in Saint Louis says,
Speaker 9: I'm thirty seven years old and my fiance is bisexual,
Speaker 9: so my dad is in participating in the wedding. I'm
Speaker 9: so upset that my fiance shares that information with my
Speaker 9: dad and my dad shared it with my uncle. Why
Speaker 9: are they acting like it's the end of the world.
Speaker 5: Well, I think a little worried about your happiness. I
Speaker 5: think that's all it is to it. I mean, look
Speaker 5: for a man to marry you. I'm just gonna say this,
Speaker 5: point blank left.
Speaker 1: It's hard. You got to watch.
Speaker 9: It's hard.
Speaker 1: Well, you got to watch everybody. What do you mean.
Speaker 6: It's one thing for you to keep eye on the women,
Speaker 6: but you got to keep out on over women and
Speaker 6: to me or none. I can't nobody talk to your
Speaker 6: hook No, everybody in your hooks.
Speaker 1: We face is a thread. He just debt three. He
Speaker 1: delve down. Hah, Hey, hey, Robert, that's a nurse suit.
Speaker 1: Thank you baby. Okay, she's like okay, yeah, all right.
Speaker 5: Uh.
Speaker 9: Moving on to Glow in PG County. Glow says, my
Speaker 9: husband was hospitalized two months. Uh, and when he started
Speaker 9: feeling better, he wanted me to hook him up. He
Speaker 9: hadn't had a real bath, so I couldn't do it.
Speaker 1: He said.
Speaker 9: My rejecting him was worse than his accident.
Speaker 1: Is he being dramatic?
Speaker 8: Was I wrong?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 6: Yeah, I did that for job. I can tell you
Speaker 6: right now that rejection wasn't bad as that accident. You
Speaker 6: were down for two months, dog. I don't know what
Speaker 6: happened in that accident, but all you had to do
Speaker 6: was take a bath. She could hooked you up. That's
Speaker 6: all you had to take a back. That's that's a
Speaker 6: reasonable request. Clean yourself.
Speaker 1: You ain't got you ain't got to, you ain't got
Speaker 1: the wrists all do it again.
Speaker 6: Just one good bath, one good shower, thorough washing every well,
Speaker 6: let's wash, take that rag, throw it away, and then
Speaker 6: we could have had it.
Speaker 1: Damn, let's wash, let's wash.
Speaker 9: So no, she was not wrong, glow well, No, the
Speaker 9: cleanliness is everything.
Speaker 1: Sorry.
Speaker 6: I'm watching the movie over the weekend with Vikings in it,
Speaker 6: and this dude, this girl was beIN to go at it.
Speaker 6: He asked her to take a bath because she had
Speaker 6: been on the ship for two months and it just
Speaker 6: got off the ship and he.
Speaker 1: Saw but he wanted her to take a bath.
Speaker 9: Yeah, so you can't take a bath, right. She wasn't
Speaker 9: rejecting her husband. She was rejecting the nasking.
Speaker 1: She was rejecting what hoo.
Speaker 6: Yeah right, yeah, it's not you out on one if
Speaker 6: that stuff that's open.
Speaker 9: Uh huh okay. Angel and making Wright said, I fell
Speaker 9: asleep while I was boiling eggs and burned them. The
Speaker 9: house was smelly for two days, and my husband was
Speaker 9: so mad he took the knobs off the show.
Speaker 2: He thinks I was drunk.
Speaker 1: But I smoked a lot of weed off that day.
Speaker 1: Is it best to tell him the truth? You can
Speaker 1: cook around here, do what you want to do. This
Speaker 1: ain't this this.
Speaker 5: Let me tell you something. It ain't just these it's
Speaker 5: been going on. That's yeah, that's distrawed and broken camera.
Speaker 5: It hit this man at knobs off the stove, just
Speaker 5: caut no egg. You have messed up a lot of food.
Speaker 5: He tired of you, be tired of you wasting food.
Speaker 6: Y'all go a grocery shopping and then y'all can't eat
Speaker 6: half with y'all in the shopping. I'm gonna take you
Speaker 6: knobs off this damn never heard it at before. I've
Speaker 6: never heard that you can't cook at all? Yeah, surely
Speaker 6: has that ever happened?
Speaker 1: No, No, I knew it was coming, no shade of
Speaker 1: it all. No, No, anybody ever took knobs off your store. No,
Speaker 1: But he was so serious with his answer, sir.
Speaker 5: I knew you got to ask somebody that that that
Speaker 5: got experienced, which is not not any way.
Speaker 1: So she let me ask you something. What do you
Speaker 1: think Tommy can cook better than you?
Speaker 8: You're asking me that. Yeah, I never had any of
Speaker 8: his cooking, but I know he cooks all the time.
Speaker 1: Baby, did you did you what you just said? He
Speaker 1: cooks all that?
Speaker 7: Oh?
Speaker 9: Yeah, something has Jackie ever taken the nobs off the stove?
Speaker 7: No?
Speaker 6: Well, how come when Monica was over your house? Your
Speaker 6: oven had all the hard boards feel lived.
Speaker 1: Because the papers and stuff. Because, yeah, you still have
Speaker 1: the instructions in your oven.
Speaker 2: Well, I like the way.
Speaker 9: Look, I liked it being new and clean and looking pretty.
Speaker 5: Spoilers in your cabinet, shoes and stuff wasn't your cabin
Speaker 5: because it ain't.
Speaker 1: No kittens in the shoes.
Speaker 8: People do put shoes in their oven.
Speaker 1: All right?
Speaker 8: Moving on, do you have any advice? Should she tell
Speaker 8: her husband that she smokes weeds yellow, so.
Speaker 9: She's saying that's why the eggs burned.
Speaker 1: Listen to me, this is not the first time.
Speaker 5: You can blame it on the weed. If you want
Speaker 5: your ans can't cook. He took the knob from the stuff.
Speaker 8: Doesn't tell tale you need to quit cooking and smoking weed.
Speaker 1: That's my.
Speaker 8: We'll take that.
Speaker 7: All right.
Speaker 9: Last one, Steve Teressa and Nashville says, my boyfriend and
Speaker 9: I were having dinner and a guy ran up to
Speaker 9: open my car door for me. He was not a
Speaker 9: valet guy, so my boyfriend was very nasty to him.
Speaker 9: I thought the young guy was being polite. My boyfriend says,
Speaker 9: I don't get it.
Speaker 8: What did I miss?
Speaker 5: Well, first of all, the number one question is if
Speaker 5: you opening your girl's door, then it won't be no
Speaker 5: little dude be able to open your girl's door.
Speaker 1: For I don't understand how you're not opening your girl's door.
Speaker 1: Would you get through with them? I don't understand why
Speaker 1: ladies accept that. Listen to me.
Speaker 6: Your man should open your door for me. Your man
Speaker 6: should make sure you were in the car before he
Speaker 6: could recover. Your man should pump the gas at the
Speaker 6: gas take. Your man should open the door for you
Speaker 6: when y'all enter the restaurant, the store, or the mall.
Speaker 6: Your man should walk you on the inside of curty.
Speaker 6: All this stuff is what your man should do. And
Speaker 6: now he mad because some little little young dude that
Speaker 6: showed him up. Now the young dude need to be
Speaker 6: careful doing that because everybody ain't gonna take it that way.
Speaker 6: Somebody gonna really be offended, like you hitting on them.
Speaker 6: But maybe he was just trying to open the door
Speaker 6: for the lady. So you gotta be careful about that
Speaker 6: now that. But I think I think the thing about
Speaker 6: it is, I think you need to question your man
Speaker 6: is why he don't open your car doors.
Speaker 9: But people to agree that a lot of young men
Speaker 9: don't know that they haven't been taught.
Speaker 1: That this one young dude did. And I agree with
Speaker 1: you one nd per. It's not a talk behavior anymore.
Speaker 8: Right.
Speaker 1: But but ladies, you can teach a man how you
Speaker 1: want to be treated.
Speaker 6: Nobody can teach a man how to treat them better
Speaker 6: than the woman care because all you have to do
Speaker 6: is do not accept bad behavior, right, and the moment
Speaker 6: you don't accept it, we got to quit diition.
Speaker 1: It out, all right, all right, thank you? All right?
Speaker 1: A lot of young men don't get it right, but
Speaker 1: we got to start. We got to get back to
Speaker 1: that now.
Speaker 9: Yeah, coming up at the top of the hour, super
Speaker 9: Bowl fifty eight recap right after this you're listening.
Speaker 8: Morning show.
Speaker 9: All right, guys, let's just get right to it. The
Speaker 9: Super Bowl, the Louper Bowl or the Upper Bowl. But whatever,
Speaker 9: I'm exhausted.
Speaker 1: I came in here.
Speaker 5: The game was nothing in the beginning. No, no, I'm
Speaker 5: sitting here going I can have one.
Speaker 1: This is the worst thus far.
Speaker 5: Then that damn usher, Yes, come on now now he
Speaker 5: started off in that grass. I said, man, why don't
Speaker 5: you be on the stage. Get up on the stage.
Speaker 5: Let them see you ain't gonna baby dance in this grass.
Speaker 5: And I was going, I was wondering what and and
Speaker 5: and then the sound was a little bit off. In
Speaker 5: the very beginning, the sound was a yeah, but I
Speaker 5: don't know, but somebody got cussed out somewhere, somebody got out.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah.
Speaker 5: And then.
Speaker 1: The Lord mercy, you found out why that boy was
Speaker 1: a stop. Yes, keys kicked in.
Speaker 4: Did you see that red and that red baby grad
Speaker 4: piano in that dress?
Speaker 1: Yes, when she stood up right now? All right, what
Speaker 1: you say, Steve, all right down this I ain't never before.
Speaker 6: Yes, I was really surprised because there was no clue
Speaker 6: that there would be other people.
Speaker 1: I didn't get it. The little hands and especially they
Speaker 1: were throwing hands for sure.
Speaker 7: Yeah.
Speaker 5: Yeah, Well I didn't watch none of the Super Bowl hype,
Speaker 5: so I probably okay, but I didn't get I didn't.
Speaker 5: I didn't know nobody was coming live in the Magic
Speaker 5: City came out now.
Speaker 8: Yeah, and he roller skated, Steve, he roll i teared up.
Speaker 6: Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, when he roller skated. See I
Speaker 6: used to skate, man, I mean I really could skate
Speaker 6: Blue Goose twice we skate.
Speaker 1: I could skate.
Speaker 6: But you know, and then I've seen that little the
Speaker 6: little skinny Bishop that be skating all the time, the
Speaker 6: little skinny bow legged bishop that.
Speaker 9: Me.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, And I thought about and then you know,
Speaker 1: lacing him up. I had some eyes. I had black
Speaker 1: skates with black pom poms. Yeah, but yeah, yes, And
Speaker 1: I thought about when all my gun yeah fail, and
Speaker 1: then you woke up.
Speaker 7: Down.
Speaker 1: I only had one question.
Speaker 7: What was that?
Speaker 1: What did jamaane to prehab?
Speaker 8: Yes, eybody was talking about this morning.
Speaker 1: I thought he was a little Dutch boy on the
Speaker 1: can of paint.
Speaker 6: But the shot said, because you know, he looked like look,
Speaker 6: he looked like two things and me dutch boy on
Speaker 6: the can of paint.
Speaker 1: And remember the little white boy inside bust of brown shoes. Yes, yeah,
Speaker 1: we're our age. Yeah really Steve. And then I had
Speaker 1: one more thing. Then I had one more thing.
Speaker 6: One more thing reminded me of the first time I
Speaker 6: saw Michael Jackson's son in the trailer, because you mean,
Speaker 6: because Michael had his kids dressed up like handling brands.
Speaker 1: That's all I want to say.
Speaker 8: Ludsprow was good, yes.
Speaker 1: Yeah, lud yes, yes, and her her on the guitar,
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, her on the guitar string because she's straight fire. Oh,
Speaker 1: it was just so good half time show. Ever, it
Speaker 1: was everything not elbow. No, no, don't say elbow.
Speaker 2: If she could say that.
Speaker 1: It was great though, it was.
Speaker 9: Yeah, I thought it was excellent. I thought it was
Speaker 9: good and and I'm I might agree.
Speaker 1: With you, Carla.
Speaker 8: Ever, ever.
Speaker 1: We could say.
Speaker 8: Yes, I said that out of my mouth.
Speaker 6: What did he say at the end? I bought A
Speaker 6: to the world. I bought the world to the A.
Speaker 6: From which one did he say?
Speaker 1: Yeah? The world the A to the world. Yeah, but
Speaker 1: we got to say this too.
Speaker 4: Shout out to Usher Jackson State univers signing Boom on
Speaker 4: that field performing with him the man, the drum line,
Speaker 4: all of that that was that was big?
Speaker 1: Which which outfit that was great? That was great too?
Speaker 8: Which outpha did you like best?
Speaker 1: Steve?
Speaker 8: What he opened up with or when he changed.
Speaker 7: Chair?
Speaker 1: Damn that purple? All that blue? I don't care about them? Straight?
Speaker 7: Yeah?
Speaker 1: That white figure out where space suits?
Speaker 7: Man?
Speaker 1: I bought that white Come.
Speaker 5: Now, Tommy, that's that's what I would have walked to
Speaker 5: the super Bowl if Detroit hadn't.
Speaker 1: Been in it. You like that, I just stole your gear.
Speaker 7: Yeah.
Speaker 1: It was so good though. It was dancing, Oh my god,
Speaker 1: just everywhere. Hold up, man took his shirt off.
Speaker 2: Yeah, ye, hold up in that drill.
Speaker 8: It was so good.
Speaker 1: It was so good. Now, Tommy, did I see some
Speaker 1: Capa Kappa's on stage? Did you see them boys up there? Okay? Yeah,
Speaker 1: all right?
Speaker 9: Coming up at twenty minutes after the hour, we'll talk
Speaker 9: about some of your favorite super Bowl commercials right after this.
Speaker 1: Did not drop that cane at all, and.
Speaker 9: You're listening hard morning show. All right, guys, so let's
Speaker 9: talk about our favorite commercials. You guys see the commercials.
Speaker 1: Which one did you like? Kansas City Chiefs saw the
Speaker 1: World Champions. We gotta say that again.
Speaker 8: Yeah, yeah it was.
Speaker 1: I'm not better against that boy? Yeah yet home?
Speaker 7: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Yeah, a minute thirty fold, that's the game.
Speaker 8: That's a lifetime.
Speaker 1: Over time. Oh the time they got it done, They
Speaker 1: got it done. Yeah, all right, what was some of
Speaker 1: your steve?
Speaker 8: Which one did you like? Commercials?
Speaker 1: I ain't like none of the commercial you didn't only
Speaker 1: like donuts. I think the dunk and Donuts was funny.
Speaker 8: With donuts.
Speaker 6: And the old ladies on them all the yeah, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 6: but yeah the dunk the dunkin donut thing was kind.
Speaker 1: Of boy band put together. It's hard to be your friend.
Speaker 7: Now.
Speaker 9: What about the BMW with Christopher Walking and uh sure
Speaker 9: I love that one.
Speaker 1: It's pretty good.
Speaker 8: Yeah, I love that one.
Speaker 9: Well, Hello Verizon, Beyonce, Beyonce, that's right.
Speaker 1: Gotting the internet down.
Speaker 4: That was a big teasing her to singles dropping the
Speaker 4: country album.
Speaker 1: You better do that?
Speaker 9: What other one, Steve, did you like? Let me see
Speaker 9: any of them?
Speaker 1: Any What about Arnold State Farm? That one? That one
Speaker 1: was that was a good snap. That was a good one.
Speaker 9: And we know now that a new Plan of the
Speaker 9: Apes movie is coming out, Plan of the Apes Fans
Speaker 9: Kingdom of the Planet Gates.
Speaker 5: I did like that e Trade Babies player, Yes, pick
Speaker 5: the ball, hit the ball.
Speaker 8: I Yes, that was a good one.
Speaker 9: That was a really course with hello cool Jay on
Speaker 9: the train.
Speaker 1: Out on the train. Mhm else remember someone was all right? Yeah,
Speaker 1: wasn't really.
Speaker 7: I was.
Speaker 1: I was so mad enough points that damn game. I
Speaker 1: was going What is going on here? Man?
Speaker 8: You were born?
Speaker 1: Junior was at my house? Yeah, so what happened?
Speaker 8: What you want to eat?
Speaker 7: Oh?
Speaker 1: Everything? Hot dogs, burger sliders, everything. You get mad when
Speaker 1: the game winning the overtime, Junior because he's win this no.
Speaker 7: End.
Speaker 1: But right when that clock is zero, Yes, we had
Speaker 1: to go. Wasn't my fault?
Speaker 2: Hold?
Speaker 7: No?
Speaker 1: If I got a text, Oh somebody had to go.
Speaker 1: I ain't say what happened. Yeah, I ain't never seen
Speaker 1: nobody leave that fame.
Speaker 9: All right, guys, coming up at thirty four minutes after
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Speaker 9: Hey, Sister Odell, can you hang on for a moment.
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Speaker 1: Ah no, no, don't try to come in to sweet
Speaker 1: talk me.
Speaker 5: Put all under the Las Vegas seals for stuff on
Speaker 5: in front of a Christian You're sitting up in here
Speaker 5: and you're cutting into my messing around with just we
Speaker 5: did Las Vegas thing when I could have been on
Speaker 5: here favor souls and everything.
Speaker 1: Okay, now do it again and see what happens.
Speaker 5: Don't be more respectful of me, because you know, Charley,
Speaker 5: I've been treating you real good lady.
Speaker 1: How we can get back to what it was now?
Speaker 1: What we're okay?
Speaker 9: All right, I don't know what you're talking about, sister Odell, but.
Speaker 1: Just so you know exactly what I'm talking about. Calming down, Okay,
Speaker 1: breathe ain't nobody cutting anyway. He of Vegas.
Speaker 9: I wanted to say, did you catch the Super Bowl
Speaker 9: alful celebration? It was on CBS Saturday Night. Earth Wind
Speaker 9: and Fire performed Kirk Franklin, Mary Mary Robin sick.
Speaker 5: Uh.
Speaker 9: It was a soulful celebration, Like I said, Cedric the
Speaker 9: entertainer and to Sheena Arnold hosted h It paid tribute
Speaker 9: to the outstanding NFL players for their contributions on and
Speaker 9: off the field.
Speaker 8: And they had a player's choir and everything that was outstanding.
Speaker 1: I didn't see that.
Speaker 5: Oh you didn't didn't see you didn't even know what
Speaker 5: was going on. Players quiet.
Speaker 8: It was all NFL players.
Speaker 1: Yes, ma'am, that's wonderful. Thank you. Well, did you see
Speaker 1: the Super Bowl?
Speaker 5: Then?
Speaker 1: Did you see that?
Speaker 5: Of course I've seen the Super Bowl. I ain't never
Speaker 5: missed the Super Bowl. Steve, don't miss super Bowl.
Speaker 8: Yeah, your sister Odell.
Speaker 1: Yeah, y'all, don't just play that stupid.
Speaker 8: You just gonna pull the curtain.
Speaker 1: All but the Super Bowl. Then I see.
Speaker 5: I saw the Super Bowl and everything. I enjoyed the game.
Speaker 5: You know, I don't be involved like Steve Stevens. Sinful,
Speaker 5: he vecks and everything, smoked cigars. He do everything you
Speaker 5: ain't supposed to do.
Speaker 1: A SA Bowl.
Speaker 8: Yeah, he had a party. He had a super Bowl
Speaker 8: party at the time.
Speaker 5: Junior was there, Junior Cliff Terrell, you know, just up
Speaker 5: in there this custing I'm wasn't allowed to come out,
Speaker 5: but I was there.
Speaker 1: But that Earl arton Ham was down or Roscoe Wallace
Speaker 1: was down pastor both.
Speaker 5: Time was there being passed sometime was sitting in the corner.
Speaker 5: Then he started hollering to and I'm with large, Yes car.
Speaker 1: It what since our there? Did you see Pipping? Did
Speaker 1: you see him at the super Bowl part? Whoa Lord Jesus,
Speaker 1: what his our fit had on? He pimping had on
Speaker 1: the Maxi coach.
Speaker 5: You know they don't make them, no more coach that
Speaker 5: go down to the floor.
Speaker 1: He had on the Maxi. Uh, the whole coat was
Speaker 1: made out of all super Bowl teacher. Yes, did you
Speaker 1: and Pip and talk? Did y'all talk?
Speaker 5: You know?
Speaker 1: I don't talk to a pimps, ye know.
Speaker 8: Oh, I just trying to save him.
Speaker 1: Tried to smoke he's unsavable. He's this one.
Speaker 5: I've never heard that before, and so he's he's not
Speaker 5: savable by me. I'm not gonna sit up and wasting
Speaker 5: no time talking to it. Plus, I can't I can't
Speaker 5: stand the clothes.
Speaker 1: To be wearing.
Speaker 7: Just keep.
Speaker 1: That's a little judge. That's a little judge.
Speaker 4: Don't you think you judged him by his outfits?
Speaker 1: And he's unsavable?
Speaker 5: Okay, well you call it like you want to call it,
Speaker 5: you know, but no, you know, want yourself call it
Speaker 5: because you ain't no missionary.
Speaker 1: So I say, I was, So did everybody give some
Speaker 1: of this smoke today? What about Usher since Odell? Yeah,
Speaker 1: we've all that boy clown, didn't it?
Speaker 5: Yes, boy, I'm telling you his granddaddy or took a
Speaker 5: take a would have been proud of him.
Speaker 1: I'll tell you that right, take a table to a glower.
Speaker 8: All right, thank you, sister Odell?
Speaker 1: Coming up, great great great grandfather too?
Speaker 7: What was his name?
Speaker 1: Head count Raymond, take count.
Speaker 5: And count the heads and then go back to tell
Speaker 5: the white man how many people.
Speaker 8: That prank phone call with the nephew. Right after this,
Speaker 8: you're listening.
Speaker 9: Morning show coming up at about four minutes after the hour.
Speaker 9: It's my Strawberry letter for today, and the subject is
Speaker 9: he can light the candle, but can't keep it lit.
Speaker 9: We'll get into that and find out what that's all
Speaker 9: about in just a few but right now it is
Speaker 9: time for the nephew and today's prank phone call. What
Speaker 9: you got for us, neph We're.
Speaker 5: Gonna do a little delivery in today, Shirley. I will
Speaker 5: be Perkins in the next few seconds. Here, I will
Speaker 5: be Perkins. And this right here is edible fruit delivery.
Speaker 5: Edible okay, deliver. You guys have got those before the
Speaker 5: other food. Nice, nice little layout. So I am going
Speaker 5: to just be as ignorant as I possibly can. And uh, yeah,
Speaker 5: it's Monday morning. It's it's it's right at the super Bowl.
Speaker 5: I got I got to go and get my stupid back.
Speaker 5: Let's get it cracking up in here. Edible fruit delivery,
Speaker 5: Red Cat Dog.
Speaker 11: If you would, Hello Stories, How can I help you?
Speaker 11: I'm telling the check he's not in right now. How
Speaker 11: can I help you?
Speaker 7: Okay, all right, I'm sorry man. What's your name? My
Speaker 7: name is Perkins. I actually have a delivery, edible fruit
Speaker 7: delivery for Chad, and I'm trying to make sure I
Speaker 7: got the address and everything correct.
Speaker 11: Oh, who's it from?
Speaker 7: I think it's from you. Your name is? What's your name?
Speaker 11: He divina? I didn't order any any edible arrangements.
Speaker 7: Okay, it's for Valentine's let me see, Yeah, that's that's
Speaker 7: definitely to stay a mistake.
Speaker 11: You sure it was in Chad ordered some edible arrangements
Speaker 11: for me. I think that that might make some sense.
Speaker 7: Okay, here it is. Who's who sent this? Miss the reader?
Speaker 11: Oh no no, no, no, no no no, that's not
Speaker 11: me at all. I'm Divina and that isn't making name
Speaker 11: why she would send anything, right, I'm chatting, but the
Speaker 11: different person.
Speaker 7: Okay, so do you know Clark who is there?
Speaker 11: Oh, that's not someone I associate with personally. That's Chad's
Speaker 11: ex wife, and that doesn't make any sense for her
Speaker 11: to be sending us anything. So you don't you don't
Speaker 11: even have.
Speaker 7: Sent us. She didn't send it. He said this to Chad.
Speaker 7: She didn't send it to you.
Speaker 11: Okay, well, I'm just gonna let you know. We don't
Speaker 11: need that delivery, so thank you. Anyway, you can go
Speaker 11: ahead and you can keep that.
Speaker 7: Hold on, hold on, miss, make sure say the right name.
Speaker 11: Don't worry. Don't don't worry too much about that.
Speaker 7: If I don't make my deliveries, I don't get paid.
Speaker 7: I have to deliver the of this edible fruit. Man.
Speaker 7: I haven't delivered.
Speaker 11: It doesn't make any sense. So now just discard it
Speaker 11: myself if you if you need to bring it, but
Speaker 11: I'm sure I have to bring it.
Speaker 7: Let me ask you something. I mean this, lady. I mean,
Speaker 7: I'm not trying to pry into anything, but I mean,
Speaker 7: have you Have you bought him anything for bout that? No?
Speaker 11: I haven't, but I have plenty of timid but the.
Speaker 7: Egg wipe them about something that don't make sense to me?
Speaker 7: Why haven't you bought anything?
Speaker 11: All right? I don't think you need to worry about
Speaker 11: what I get from my man or what I don't
Speaker 11: get from my husband. All right, that's none of your concerns.
Speaker 7: Well is concerned about making sure he gets something.
Speaker 11: I'm sorry, who am I speaking to? My name is Perkins, okay,
Speaker 11: and I already told you we don't need no delivery.
Speaker 11: I don't need you ask me questions about it. I
Speaker 11: told you my marriage. Well, let me tell you I'm
Speaker 11: not gonna fight to fight with you on the phone
Speaker 11: when I could be too fool to argue. And I'm all,
Speaker 11: we don't need anything. You don't need to be questioning
Speaker 11: me about what I do what don't do for my husband.
Speaker 11: That's abstually none of your god business.
Speaker 7: I need to know when Chad is gonna be there,
Speaker 7: so mister Chad, might.
Speaker 11: We don't worry so much about Chad. This is our
Speaker 11: family business, family business. I'm his wife. Do you understand
Speaker 11: what that means? I'm his wife.
Speaker 7: I understand that. But evidently his ex wife wanted him
Speaker 7: to have his fruit. If you are off, and I'm
Speaker 7: not gonna say, I'm not gonna become deliver letting you
Speaker 7: and you're gonna throw it away. This is Chad's fruit
Speaker 7: basket and this is.
Speaker 11: Sandels did the Red to send you specifically. I just
Speaker 11: want to understand what the hell is going on because
Speaker 11: you seem really invested in in my husband's ex wife.
Speaker 11: I don't even understand why, but it's gonna piss me off.
Speaker 11: So I want some answers.
Speaker 7: And you used the right word. You're not invested in Chad.
Speaker 7: Why haven't you bought anything for Chad? Is why?
Speaker 11: Perkins. I'm gonna need to speak to your guy, the manager,
Speaker 11: because I'm getting real upset right now and you don't
Speaker 11: want to know problems with me, So why don't you
Speaker 11: hand over your manager of the phone, and we're gonna
Speaker 11: settle this me and your manager, and I don't want
Speaker 11: to ever see you because I don't even know what
Speaker 11: I'm gonna do. I've been so disrespected on this guy
Speaker 11: phone call right now, room, I hold them in day.
Speaker 11: So why don't you task your manager of the phone.
Speaker 11: I'm not free to put you on the phone, my manager.
Speaker 11: I lose phone with your manager. You don't have to
Speaker 11: for me. I'm gonna call back. I'm gonna make sure
Speaker 11: you get fired. But disrespect me.
Speaker 7: You taking your anger out on the ex wife and
Speaker 7: you taking it out on me, the anger that you
Speaker 7: have for her, You're taking it out on me, that's
Speaker 7: what you're doing.
Speaker 11: No, I'm taking out the disk respect that you keep
Speaker 11: laying on top of me, like it's like you don't
Speaker 11: know how to talk to somebody. I don't see how
Speaker 11: you have this job, calling me, disrespecting me like this.
Speaker 7: All I'm saying is the lady won't chad to have
Speaker 7: this proof bask.
Speaker 11: That's in business, none of your business. So, like I said,
Speaker 11: give your manager the phone, because I'm seated it that
Speaker 11: you're fired.
Speaker 7: Okay, okay, all right till you hold on for me.
Speaker 11: Yeah, I can hold on.
Speaker 7: Go ahead, Hey, tell me this is the man's wife.
Speaker 7: She don't want me to deliver the stuff because the
Speaker 7: his wife is who's fit it.
Speaker 11: To him is she don't want too serious.
Speaker 7: Attitude and she's cutting at me and I've been talking
Speaker 7: grave to her and I haven't the bouquet stuff is
Speaker 7: fit fam the proof basket.
Speaker 11: I need you to just give your manager to the phone.
Speaker 11: If that's enough explaining, I'm gonna tell him.
Speaker 7: What Hello, and he's just over hello with Liz. Hi.
Speaker 11: My name is Divina, and I need to talk to
Speaker 11: you about your your customer service delivery person, whatever he is.
Speaker 11: I have been so disrespected on the phone. I've never
Speaker 11: been met with such hostility on the phone before. At
Speaker 11: this point, I just I just want to put this
Speaker 11: behind me. I just want you to take care, make
Speaker 11: sure you speak to him, penalized him. And if he
Speaker 11: doesn't understand what he just.
Speaker 7: Did, but he just I will, I will, I would,
Speaker 7: I will definitely reprimand him for that.
Speaker 11: And I don't want him making no delivery, not to
Speaker 11: my not to my place of this. I'm here on
Speaker 11: Friday all day. I don't need any.
Speaker 7: Delivery I can. I don't want him to make the delivery.
Speaker 11: But can deliver.
Speaker 7: I'm sorry, go ahead, Okay, I can't take it. I
Speaker 7: can't take it. Listen, this is nephew Tommy from the
Speaker 7: Steve Harvey Morning Show. All right, your husband Chad got me.
Speaker 7: The prank phone called you.
Speaker 11: I'm sorry.
Speaker 7: What this is Nephew Tommy from the Steve Harvey Morning Show.
Speaker 7: Your husband Chad got me the prank phone calls.
Speaker 11: Oh my, I believe this.
Speaker 7: I sare you mean your husband Chad got your girl?
Speaker 4: Wow?
Speaker 11: I'm so stressed. I'm gonna kill my husband.
Speaker 7: Let me ask you something. What's the baddest and I
Speaker 7: mean the baddest radio show in the land.
Speaker 11: The Steve Harvey Morning Show for sure, and now you
Speaker 11: have it.
Speaker 1: Morning bed right early? What that's stupid? Hey, I want
Speaker 1: to give a shout out.
Speaker 7: Man.
Speaker 5: I had a good time this past Friday. I hosted
Speaker 5: a step show for the aka's.
Speaker 1: It was the.
Speaker 5: North Atlantic Regional Conference. North Atlantic Regional Conference and call
Speaker 5: it NARC for the a k as. I almost forgot
Speaker 5: how to say that. Well, anyway, North Atlanta Regional Conference.
Speaker 5: I want to commend you because I know you end
Speaker 5: up at all these AK events because your wife is
Speaker 5: an AKA So I'm just really honorable what you have
Speaker 5: to do for your what I'm here with.
Speaker 1: You don't want to be at them, man, step shows
Speaker 1: all that time, but you being a good hood. No,
Speaker 1: I don't want to take my hat off to you.
Speaker 7: Lord.
Speaker 1: I did it, I did it, I did it. We
Speaker 1: had a good time, man, we had a good time.
Speaker 5: Middle lady that pledged in nineteen forty nine, Steve, nineteen
Speaker 5: forty nine. Wow lands aka, So think about that. She
Speaker 5: plays in nineteen forty nine. Oooh, she's probably born. And
Speaker 5: what maybe let's just say twenty nine, right, and now
Speaker 5: ninety plus, at least ninety plus, your old, still healthy,
Speaker 5: still looking good, still struggle.
Speaker 1: Man, beautiful, beautiful man.
Speaker 7: To you.
Speaker 5: At least man, at least at least. Comedy is on Greensboro,
Speaker 5: North Carolina. I'm a gonna say two things to you.
Speaker 5: Whole weekend sold out, it's gone. I'm coming five the
Speaker 5: nephew come to town, Greensboro, North Carolina.
Speaker 1: All right, neph you, thank you.
Speaker 9: Coming up next, it is a strawberry letter for today,
Speaker 9: and the subject is he can light the candle, but
Speaker 9: can't keep it lit. All right, you got that he
Speaker 9: can light the candle, but can't keep it lit. Yeah,
Speaker 9: I'll get into it, find out what that's all about.
Speaker 1: Right after this.
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Speaker 9: Ne few subject he can light the candle, but can't
Speaker 9: keep it lit. Dear Stephen Shirley. I'm a Christian woman
Speaker 9: and new to dating. I was married for twenty two
Speaker 9: years and my husband divorced me in twenty twenty two.
Speaker 1: I have dated men at.
Speaker 9: Church and men that my friends hook me up with.
Speaker 9: I'm very traditional, so I like to be courted.
Speaker 8: I want my doors.
Speaker 9: Opened, and I want my man to order for me
Speaker 9: and when we're on a date. I also like passionate
Speaker 9: love making and refuse to settle for whambam, thank you, ma'am.
Speaker 9: In the bedroom, I met a handsome younger man online
Speaker 9: and his profile said he loves older women. We've had
Speaker 9: a great time getting to know each other. Then he
Speaker 9: kept pressing me to take the relationship to the next
Speaker 9: level so we could see if we're really compatible. I
Speaker 9: don't know why he rushed things, because he has troubles
Speaker 9: in that area. He can light the candle, but it
Speaker 9: doesn't stay lit for very long. The first time, he
Speaker 9: was embarrassed and he jumped up and left my house
Speaker 9: in a hurry. I told him that maybe it was
Speaker 9: just stage fright, but the other three times the same
Speaker 9: thing happened. Then for the fourth try, we did a
Speaker 9: lot of pregaming, and he couldn't hold up through that.
Speaker 9: I asked if he's attracted to me, and he assured
Speaker 9: me that he is. I'm in good shape and I
Speaker 9: look good naked. I don't want to throw him away
Speaker 9: just because he can't last past two minutes.
Speaker 8: I also don't want to seem desperate and.
Speaker 9: Let him think it's okay quiet that he's being passed,
Speaker 9: that he's being that he's being pleased, and I'm not.
Speaker 9: I usually can go to my pastor for advice on anything,
Speaker 9: but I'm not comfortable asking him about this. What's wrong
Speaker 9: with the wick of his candle? Well, before we get
Speaker 9: into that, two things I quickly want to point out.
Speaker 9: After twenty two years of marriage, I'm sure you used
Speaker 9: to things being a certain way in the bedroom, so
Speaker 9: please try not to compare other men with your ex
Speaker 9: and what you guys had going on. Two, you never
Speaker 9: mentioned why your husband divorced you. I would think that's
Speaker 9: vital information. But moving on, I was gonna say, it
Speaker 9: doesn't sound like this new younger man is attracted to.
Speaker 1: You at all.
Speaker 9: But you said he assured you that he was attracted
Speaker 9: to you. So if he is attracted to you, what's
Speaker 9: the problem.
Speaker 1: What is the problem.
Speaker 9: It sounds like he has some sort of medical problem,
Speaker 9: like ED or something that could be why he's single
Speaker 9: and on a dating site.
Speaker 1: He's bad in bed.
Speaker 9: He doesn't know how to please you or any other
Speaker 9: woman because he gets too excited every time you you know,
Speaker 9: every time you guys do it. And you don't have
Speaker 9: to keep doing this, okay, you don't to make him
Speaker 9: think it's okay. You can stop right now. You're two
Speaker 9: grown people. You have to address this. The question is
Speaker 9: is it physical, is it mental? Is it just plain
Speaker 9: lack of skill? Or is he lying about being attracted
Speaker 9: to you? If one of these is the case, can
Speaker 9: it be fixed? And you're right, I would not take
Speaker 9: this to the pasture. He might scold you about Christians
Speaker 9: fornicating in the first place, and I know you don't
Speaker 9: want to hear that, Steve.
Speaker 6: You know, I don't know if you all will recall,
Speaker 6: but I've said on several occasions when the letter pops up,
Speaker 6: I don't know nothing about this.
Speaker 1: I ain't gonna be able to help you. Well, just
Speaker 1: not on the zoom.
Speaker 5: If you've heard me say that, just not on the zoom. Okay, Sureley,
Speaker 5: this was a perfect time for you to say that.
Speaker 5: This is a perfect time for you to say you
Speaker 5: don't know nothing topic.
Speaker 1: See that I am trying to help her them brave attendance.
Speaker 1: You information.
Speaker 6: You need to talk to a man. See the question
Speaker 6: is he can light the candle, but he can't kip
Speaker 6: it this. If you don't have a candle, you ain't
Speaker 6: gonna be able to handle this question. Right, I happen
Speaker 6: to have a candle.
Speaker 1: I have a candle. I got your wicked. I'd have
Speaker 1: had it lit.
Speaker 6: My whole life been a candle I had a candle
Speaker 6: burner on both yards and the middle tooth. I know
Speaker 6: all about candle work. So now I'm gonna take you
Speaker 6: and show you really what the real deal is with.
Speaker 1: This whole letter. You're a Christian woman, knew the Dayton
Speaker 1: married twenty two years. Your husband divorce you in twenty
Speaker 1: twenty two.
Speaker 5: You ain't see the correlation. I figured he got it together,
Speaker 5: been married twenty two I've been married twenty two years.
Speaker 5: Is twenty twenty two. That's a sign from God to
Speaker 5: get out. That's why they got divorced. He surely you
Speaker 5: missed that right there. They've been married twenty two years.
Speaker 5: He divorced her in twenty twenty two. You ain't see
Speaker 5: the sign. That's a sign from God.
Speaker 1: Two. Yeah, that's the number two.
Speaker 8: It's going.
Speaker 1: You should have looked it up. You see the number
Speaker 1: book two.
Speaker 6: If you have a dream and you see twenty two,
Speaker 6: twenty two, it's a number you supposed to play.
Speaker 1: So now if you got that out the way, I
Speaker 1: dated men at the church and men my friends hooked
Speaker 1: me up with.
Speaker 5: I'm traditional, so I like to be caught at a
Speaker 5: want the doors open autumn on the date I like
Speaker 5: passionate love medal, making a refuse to settle for wam bam,
Speaker 5: thank you, ma'am in the bedroom.
Speaker 1: So I know you're a Christian, but you out there,
Speaker 1: you wiling a little bit because.
Speaker 6: You when you've been on a bunch of dates and
Speaker 6: it's okay, just remember the number we should be talking about.
Speaker 1: It just three. But it sounds like you tried a
Speaker 1: whole lot of other stuff in this letter.
Speaker 6: I met a handsome younger man online said he like
Speaker 6: older women, pressed you by the relationship. Did any want
Speaker 6: who go to the next level? See if y'all was compatible?
Speaker 6: You say, I don't know why you rush thing because
Speaker 6: he has trouble in this area. He can light the candle,
Speaker 6: but it doesn't stay lit very long.
Speaker 5: What that means is he can he's ready for the occasion,
Speaker 5: but he can't last the entire huh two things, several things.
Speaker 1: He loses interest midweight. It ain't what it was when
Speaker 1: it started. Hang on, Steve, we'll have he has unadequate
Speaker 1: blood float Hang on.
Speaker 9: Oh, I'll have part two of your response coming up.
Speaker 9: At twenty three minutes after the hour of today's subject
Speaker 9: he can light the candle, but can't keep it lit.
Speaker 8: We'll get back into it right after this. You're listening
Speaker 8: Steve Hardy Morning Show.
Speaker 1: Come on, Steve.
Speaker 9: Let's recap today's strawberry letter. The subject is he can
Speaker 9: light the candle, but can't keep it lit.
Speaker 5: Lady been married twenty two years. Her husband divorced her
Speaker 5: in twenty twenty two. He took the twenty two years
Speaker 5: of marriage. He took the year twenty twenty two and
Speaker 5: saw that as a sign from God to get out.
Speaker 1: So then you started dating me and at the church
Speaker 1: people that your friends hooked you up.
Speaker 6: When you met this young dude online said he like
Speaker 6: older women, so you tried him.
Speaker 1: You don't go for that. Wam bam, thank you, ma'am.
Speaker 6: And you all were having a good time getting to
Speaker 6: know each other, and then he wanted to press to
Speaker 6: get physical taken to the next level. You said, I
Speaker 6: don't know why he rushed things because he has trouble
Speaker 6: in that area. So here comes a letter. He can
Speaker 6: light the candle, but it does not stay lit for
Speaker 6: a long time. Here is the problem. I will tell
Speaker 6: you what it is right now. If it don't stay
Speaker 6: lit for the duration. It is because of a couple
Speaker 6: of things, several things. It's not what it was in
Speaker 6: the beginning.
Speaker 1: That's one.
Speaker 5: You have blood flow issues and some men just can't
Speaker 5: sustain for throughout.
Speaker 1: The problem.
Speaker 6: But now let me help you. The first time he
Speaker 6: was in bass, he jumped up and left my house
Speaker 6: in the herey. I told him maybe it was just
Speaker 6: stage fright. Shut up, What the hell are you talking
Speaker 6: about stage fright? That ain't even what stage fright is.
Speaker 6: So that was an ignorant, ignorant analogy or what you
Speaker 6: thought was wrong. You can put woh Man that you too, Shirrey,
Speaker 6: you can put that with everything else. Shelly said about it,
Speaker 6: what she thought it would you put stage fright right
Speaker 6: on over there in Shirley's reply, because Shirley thought that
Speaker 6: was good too.
Speaker 1: It ain't.
Speaker 5: But the other three times the same thing happened. Then
Speaker 5: for the fourth time, we did try a lot of
Speaker 5: pre gaming, and he couldn't hold up through that too much.
Speaker 5: Now let me tell you something.
Speaker 6: If a man has trouble last and what you can't
Speaker 6: do is take all the lasting time and put it
Speaker 6: in a pre game. Two minutes I had a trainer
Speaker 6: nobody in this letter said nothing but listen to me.
Speaker 1: Shuld you had your time to answer, letting you did it.
Speaker 8: You into your answers.
Speaker 1: You don't have a candle. I told you that.
Speaker 5: Let somebody talk that's got a candle. Ain't got an
Speaker 5: old ass candle. Let somebody talk. I said no about this.
Speaker 5: I got a sixty seven year old candle. Let me
Speaker 5: change you something with you so you can learn yourself something.
Speaker 5: So now the fourth time he did a lot of
Speaker 5: pre You can't do pregaming. You already have trouble last.
Speaker 5: Now you're gonna you're gonna lose it all in the
Speaker 5: pregame show. Yeah, yeah, See that's why before the football
Speaker 5: game they out there doing certain stretches. Ain't nobody running
Speaker 5: up one honey yard dashing. You gotta save all that
Speaker 5: they do. Leg exercises, warm.
Speaker 1: Up, hip flexes and stuff like that. That's what you
Speaker 1: should have did.
Speaker 6: You should have just been in there talking, eating ships
Speaker 6: and stuff, eating, taking your little pills, glinding them up,
Speaker 6: sprinkling on top of tape, yoki and stuff like that.
Speaker 6: Sooka tell you some tricks, fellas. If you push, you spray,
Speaker 6: if you cut them, if you don't take the whole pill.
Speaker 6: Crunch it up, that that pocket dissolve and then put
Speaker 6: it in food and swallow it. It ends your blood
Speaker 6: system a lot fast, and just try and help you.
Speaker 6: Sometimes you ain't got no hour that. Don't take a
Speaker 6: pill an hour before and no crunch it up. Crunch
Speaker 6: it up, put it under your tongue, chew it right
Speaker 6: sho the damn blood. So I'm talking about you ain't
Speaker 6: got to wait. Cut up you there, see that swallowing
Speaker 6: that you you gotta get in and got the milk.
Speaker 6: Crunch it up, put it under your damn tongue and
Speaker 6: watch the magic show. Now the candle has a thing.
Speaker 6: And then you can't just follow the instruction. Sometimes your
Speaker 6: little problem is more severe. Sometimes you need one and
Speaker 6: a half tabit. Sometimes you need to take to tap
Speaker 6: it in the morning and then two hours before, not
Speaker 6: an hour if you gotta get it in your system.
Speaker 6: Damn listen, somebody got a candle. Yeah, now got candle
Speaker 6: and he and then that didn't last for the pregame.
Speaker 6: I asked me he was attracted to me. He assured
Speaker 6: me that he is. I'm in good shape and I
Speaker 6: look good naked.
Speaker 5: Now you know, everybody look good naked when they first
Speaker 5: take their clothes, and everybody look good when you first
Speaker 5: take your clothes off, because it's like a wild moment.
Speaker 1: But then after you lay that, you started discovering.
Speaker 6: Oh yeah, a lot of stuff when you lay down
Speaker 6: and run, a lot of stuff when you lay flat,
Speaker 6: it run, you know everything. It's different when it's standing up,
Speaker 6: lay down and run. So now I don't want to
Speaker 6: throw him away just because he can't last past two minutes.
Speaker 6: I also don't want to seem desperate to let him
Speaker 6: think it's okay that he's being pleased and I'm not.
Speaker 1: Well.
Speaker 6: He gonna have to do some other things. See, he
Speaker 6: gonna have to bring it. He's gonna he had to
Speaker 6: get some help, you know, he got to come up
Speaker 6: in there. He gotta learn some other things. Cause the
Speaker 6: little candle he got ain't working.
Speaker 1: Now.
Speaker 6: You never said how you was, but his little candle
Speaker 6: ain't working good. Now I can usually go to my password.
Speaker 6: I don't take this in there to your pastor he
Speaker 6: gonna end up trying to help you out.
Speaker 1: You're a man too.
Speaker 6: Don't take that in that to the past. What's wrong
Speaker 6: with the wick in his candle? Well, the cord is death.
Speaker 6: The cord in the candle is damage. Lead Your boy
Speaker 6: been with you sixty years. You've been in there, just
Speaker 6: on today, it's.
Speaker 1: Been on tour. You had it all over the place,
Speaker 1: been all over the country with it.
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Speaker 9: up next week, it is Junior when sports talk, when about.
Speaker 1: The wax around the candle, the ain't got nothing to
Speaker 1: do with the week.
Speaker 8: Right after this, you're listening morning show.
Speaker 9: It is time now for Junior and sports talking with
Speaker 9: you got Junior like we don't.
Speaker 10: Know right, Yeah, it's just say congratulations to the Kansas
Speaker 10: City chiefs man twenty two.
Speaker 1: You know, Junior, Junior, you was at my house cheered
Speaker 1: for Frisco. I was cheering for a good game, you know.
Speaker 1: And it's being you're changing.
Speaker 2: It ain't changing it.
Speaker 1: I just said it was a good game, you know.
Speaker 1: It's you know, like you said, it was slow in
Speaker 1: the beginning, but it picked up, you know. And uh,
Speaker 1: let's let's just say rock Perty played a good game too, man.
Speaker 10: I mean, this is get a Fortnite credit they had
Speaker 10: they they showed up. You know, but uh, Patrick Mahons
Speaker 10: named m v P again in the Super Bowl and
Speaker 10: it's like you said, it's just hard to bet against man.
Speaker 1: He just know what he's doing.
Speaker 10: He started running the ball a lot, started running ball,
Speaker 10: especially at fourth and one. He picked it up and
Speaker 10: over time to keep the drive going. And you know,
Speaker 10: I still think that blocked extra point made a difference. Man,
Speaker 10: they would have got that. I think that forty nine
Speaker 10: Ers could have won. But you know, I just I
Speaker 10: just I just wanted to be a good game. So
Speaker 10: we had a good game, had a good good halftime show.
Speaker 1: Didn't disappoint. Can't be made the books.
Speaker 10: Yeah, but yeah, you would like to see uh forty
Speaker 10: nine Ers win because you know, come on, man, what
Speaker 10: you're gonna do with Patrick Mahomes This this this solidified
Speaker 10: his legacy.
Speaker 1: Now, like does he have to beat Tom Brady's Super Bowl?
Speaker 1: So this this just does it for him.
Speaker 10: He gonna hit it, I think, Yeah, yeah, saying three
Speaker 10: right now, three and five years?
Speaker 1: I mean hit it on three and five years? What
Speaker 1: were we talking about?
Speaker 7: Man?
Speaker 5: Still?
Speaker 1: Yeah, I will tell you something I told one of
Speaker 1: my boys the other day. First of all.
Speaker 6: I've seen every single super Bowl that they is. I've
Speaker 6: never missed a single Super Bowl in my life seen all,
Speaker 6: Praise God for that. I have seen Johnny United's Damn Marino,
Speaker 6: Joe Naman, I've seen Brian Sight, I've seen the Cardi kids,
Speaker 6: Tom Brady, Joe Montana, I've seen Steve Young, Artiumatic, I've
Speaker 6: seen them all. I ain't seen this boy before, mahone,
Speaker 6: I ain't seeing him. No, man, I have not seen him.
Speaker 6: This dude got ice water in his veins. He ain't
Speaker 6: nothing to play with.
Speaker 1: Man.
Speaker 8: No, this dude is serious and he thank the Lord
Speaker 8: when he finished.
Speaker 1: I love that glory.
Speaker 2: Give him all the glory.
Speaker 1: Then he got a nice little family and everything.
Speaker 4: Uh.
Speaker 1: Now, Travis Kelsey crazy? Yeah? Did you see he all
Speaker 1: at the game at the half time at the right,
Speaker 1: He's crazy. You got your fright? Are you all right?
Speaker 5: Man?
Speaker 1: Man? Did you see Travis Kelsey jump on his head?
Speaker 1: Coach man, give me the ball, give me the ball down.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Well let me tell you something now.
Speaker 6: They was playing d now, yeah, Frisco was they had
Speaker 6: a game plan they did, they didn't.
Speaker 1: No, Patrick was coming.
Speaker 9: All right, thank you, Junior coming up at the top
Speaker 9: of the hour, a guy picked the wrong twin and
Speaker 9: he wants to do over and some advice from you, Steve.
Speaker 8: We'll get into that right after this. You're listening hard
Speaker 8: Morning show.
Speaker 9: This is from Akbar in Lexington, Okbar says, I had
Speaker 9: a wild night with twins and one of them was
Speaker 9: a lot more experienced than the other one. I decided
Speaker 9: to ask one of them out on a date. They're
Speaker 9: identical twins, so I chose the one with the biggest
Speaker 9: But I think I've chosen the wrong one because this
Speaker 9: one is really lazy in bed. She said, she doesn't
Speaker 9: get excited unless another female is involved, and I don't
Speaker 9: want to keep having threesomes with her. I want her
Speaker 9: twin sister. I'm pretty sure she's the one that had
Speaker 9: me drooling since a twin I chose isn't putting forth
Speaker 9: much effort when we do have sex. Do I owe
Speaker 9: her an explanation when I dump her for her sister.
Speaker 9: I am young and in the military, so please don't
Speaker 9: judge me.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that ain't how you do this. That ain't how
Speaker 1: you do this.
Speaker 5: She said, she don't get excited unless it's another woman,
Speaker 5: So who you think the other woman need to be
Speaker 5: her sister, get her sister back in the room, and
Speaker 5: then asked her sister out separately.
Speaker 1: Huh uh uh and what say what now?
Speaker 5: He didne had both of them already. One of them
Speaker 5: was way more experienced than the other one. His stupid
Speaker 5: ass didn't know how to keep track of it, and
Speaker 5: he picked the one with the biggest butt.
Speaker 1: Now she laying there like a lump on the law
Speaker 1: and it was the other one.
Speaker 7: So what?
Speaker 6: And then he talked to her about it. She says,
Speaker 6: she don't get excited. There's another woman in the room,
Speaker 6: so not bring his sister back in the room. And
Speaker 6: when y'all get through, make sure you identify the sistance
Speaker 6: and then ask the sister.
Speaker 5: I'm trying to figure out why one twins asked is
Speaker 5: bigger than that, and I'm trying to figure that for
Speaker 5: it that I don't understand that are they identical and.
Speaker 1: The booty thing't identical?
Speaker 7: Every day.
Speaker 1: Today?
Speaker 7: Maybe?
Speaker 5: All right, so that's your really a problem you've got,
Speaker 5: so we really yeah, moving on to this one.
Speaker 9: We have time for another one, Steve. This one's from
Speaker 9: Kim and Saginaw. Kim says, if you were at a
Speaker 9: hotel bar having drinks and your dad's girlfriend gets off
Speaker 9: the elevator and she didn't see you. Would you ask
Speaker 9: her what she was doing at the hotel? Or would
Speaker 9: you tell your dad so he could ask her himself?
Speaker 9: Or third option, would you mind your own business?
Speaker 1: See mind?
Speaker 8: Why don't you think he should tell his dad?
Speaker 1: She could have been in a meet and room upstairs. Anything?
Speaker 5: Now, you just starting some mess. It ain't your biz.
Speaker 5: It's your daddy's girlfriend. It ain't your daddy wife.
Speaker 9: Right, Okay, you're telling you're telling Kim not to say anything.
Speaker 1: Just let it go, see mine.
Speaker 9: Okay, it was at nighttime when she got off the
Speaker 9: out of the hotel, off the hotel.
Speaker 1: It still doesn't Your daddy could have been upstairs sleep.
Speaker 8: Oh yeah, he didn't think of that.
Speaker 9: Kim didn't think of that, all right, So let it go.
Speaker 2: Daddy?
Speaker 1: Where are you at? Oh daddy?
Speaker 5: Yeah?
Speaker 8: What would dad happen?
Speaker 1: A lot of I've been a lot of meetings at night?
Speaker 8: All right? O, Ki, dookey.
Speaker 9: What do you think her dad would say though if
Speaker 9: she brought it to him?
Speaker 5: Cool?
Speaker 1: I don't know, you know, they might have that type
Speaker 1: of relationship. I don't know.
Speaker 4: Daddy, I saw you with her last night at the
Speaker 4: hotel while I was having drinks at the hotel.
Speaker 1: What we were having drinks? What a hotel?
Speaker 5: Baby?
Speaker 1: The hotel A little my bique went down the street,
Speaker 1: that's where, Yes, she was down now, yeah, huh you show.
Speaker 5: Yeah I saw her, but she didn't see Hey, hello, Penelope,
Speaker 5: that's her name. My daughter said she saw you last
Speaker 5: night at the hotel. Okay, Penelope, she said she wasn't
Speaker 5: not no hotel last night.
Speaker 1: Oh okay, that was her.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I know it was her. Yeah, she got on
Speaker 4: the elevator. I don't know what floor she went to,
Speaker 4: but I saw I know. So you're just gonna take.
Speaker 8: Her word for it?
Speaker 1: That why damn sure? Don't feel like taking your word
Speaker 1: for it? Okay, what it is? You just like I'm
Speaker 1: always cused somebody. You want to see the video from
Speaker 1: my phone to see him more? That wasn't me, your mama.
Speaker 10: Man.
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Speaker 8: We'll play a round of would.
Speaker 1: You rather right?
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Speaker 9: It is time now for a round. And would you
Speaker 9: rather this is the Valentine's edition, guys, would you rather
Speaker 9: a bubble bath, champagne and cuddling or shower insects?
Speaker 5: Be?
Speaker 1: What times to day you said was six? That's what
Speaker 1: it's done. Ain't no way? And what we're getting into?
Speaker 1: Both get this champagne and then we cut it? And
Speaker 1: then what what? What's posts happened after that? Because the
Speaker 1: bath didn't tie me out and take.
Speaker 8: It refreshed you?
Speaker 9: All right? Would you rather sexy lingerie and candles or
Speaker 9: just nakedness and dark and darkness?
Speaker 5: B Hey?
Speaker 7: Hey that was.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's all I'll be on the floor in a minute.
Speaker 2: I like hurry. Ain't happening.
Speaker 7: Y'all.
Speaker 1: Don't you just don't happen that often? Jun down? Yeah,
Speaker 1: I got to kid do it? I like light. I
Speaker 1: don't like total dolphins.
Speaker 9: Yeah, okay, you gotta see all right? Would you rather
Speaker 9: five dozen rows or a huge edible arrangement?
Speaker 7: Be?
Speaker 1: Come on now, he hungry?
Speaker 9: All your responses have been bees today.
Speaker 1: I want you to know that. Well, switch it to
Speaker 1: a watch me say, but be roses are edibles? Well,
Speaker 1: I don't want no roses. You don't ever give me flowers.
Speaker 1: I don't care. I'm not flower, but I got to
Speaker 1: give him though, Lord, Yes, all right?
Speaker 9: Would you rather, you know, sweet like Cupid with bow
Speaker 9: and arrow, or would you rather be flirty like Pepe.
Speaker 1: Pew b.
Speaker 6: Yeah, dog black skronk. I'm not a little white lady
Speaker 6: with the dip on with the bow and air.
Speaker 1: I'm not finna be that. I'm not sitting to be
Speaker 1: the little white baby was due right there. Couldn't tell
Speaker 1: him not that he was only a little thinking dude.
Speaker 1: That's okay. You want me to chase you, let's fight,
Speaker 1: all right.
Speaker 8: Last one?
Speaker 9: Would you guys rather be smothered and milk chocolate or
Speaker 9: covered with whipped cream?
Speaker 5: I'm with Junior, not be put this whipped cream on me?
Speaker 1: All right? So let's review Steve, he said, what would
Speaker 1: you say?
Speaker 8: Chocolate?
Speaker 1: Can that chocolate?
Speaker 7: That?
Speaker 5: Yeah, you're gonna be. You're gonna be discovering that chocolate
Speaker 5: weeks later. Okay, you you ain't gonna think it's shocked
Speaker 5: after awhile.
Speaker 9: Coming up next, last big of the day, and we'll
Speaker 9: close out the show with.
Speaker 8: The one and only Steve Harvey. Right after this. You're
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Speaker 9: All right, guys, here we are last brig of the
Speaker 9: day on this day after the Super Bowl. Steve, any
Speaker 9: words of advice.
Speaker 1: Any closing you know.
Speaker 6: I've noticed of late that some of my closing remarks
Speaker 6: have been getting posted on different places and they're taking
Speaker 6: clips of what I'm saying and put it in and
Speaker 6: try to make it look like I'm saying certain things.
Speaker 6: Most of it, I'm really clear about what I'm saying.
Speaker 6: But for clarity, just let me help you understand something.
Speaker 6: What I am hoping for and always wanting is the
Speaker 6: best for us as a people. I will always be
Speaker 6: that way. I have always been that way. That will
Speaker 6: never change. I have always always tried to be inspiration.
Speaker 6: I've always tried to be a motivating type person. I've
Speaker 6: always been a person who was willing to share all
Speaker 6: of his experiences, good or bad, and share with you
Speaker 6: the things I've learned from the things that I've done,
Speaker 6: experience and gone through.
Speaker 1: And that's how I'll be when you see me in
Speaker 1: my clothesing remarks.
Speaker 6: What I'm trying to do is encourage somebody, because I
Speaker 6: know somebody needs encouragement because a big part of who
Speaker 6: I am, where I am today is because somebody encouraged me.
Speaker 1: Is because I've found along.
Speaker 6: The way a little tidbit, a little jewel, a gem
Speaker 6: of information that flipped it for me. You know, James
Speaker 6: Brown said it best one time. He said, I don't
Speaker 6: want nobody to give me nothing. Just open up the door.
Speaker 6: I'll get it myself. And I just try to show
Speaker 6: people the things that you can do, that you can control,
Speaker 6: that can better yourself.
Speaker 1: Now what better way to do that? And to use
Speaker 1: examples of myself?
Speaker 6: Because if I'm not gonna say nothing, if look, if
Speaker 6: I'm never gonna tell you that something was wrong with me,
Speaker 6: if I'm not going to ever tell you that I
Speaker 6: was down, if I'm not going to ever share with
Speaker 6: you that I've made mistakes, what good am I talking
Speaker 6: to you?
Speaker 7: You know?
Speaker 6: People killed me always pointing out what's wrong with everybody else?
Speaker 6: You got ministers doing that now I see them online
Speaker 6: all the time, just pointing the fingers somebody else.
Speaker 1: Man, What about you, bro? What did you do? Where
Speaker 1: you at?
Speaker 6: How did you get to be righteous? Because you ain't
Speaker 6: been that way your whole life? You just could not
Speaker 6: have been. You ain't say when you get saying God
Speaker 6: got to save you from something. I've just never had
Speaker 6: a problem with telling people what He did, what he
Speaker 6: changed me from. Now in sharing with people what God
Speaker 6: has brought you through or allowed you to overcome. The
Speaker 6: danger of that is there are people who will use
Speaker 6: it against you, and all of us has experienced that.
Speaker 6: How many times has somebody in your life tried to
Speaker 6: bring up your past to make that your current.
Speaker 1: Don't let them do that.
Speaker 6: Don't let your past transgressions determine who you are today.
Speaker 1: And I got news for you.
Speaker 6: Everybody's talking about everybody else's past transgressions. What air is
Speaker 6: that you see when you see these people getting on
Speaker 6: these shows talking about everybody else?
Speaker 1: Have you ever talked about what you did wrong? What
Speaker 1: was your hand in it?
Speaker 5: Because I tell this over and over and over and over,
Speaker 5: and it's not gonna change because you want to say
Speaker 5: it a different way.
Speaker 1: We are some total of our thoughts. We are all
Speaker 1: where we are because we thought ourselves to this way.
Speaker 1: We thought ourselves in this position.
Speaker 6: And if you gonna sit up there and keep blaming
Speaker 6: somebody else for your position, you will forever.
Speaker 1: Remain in that position.
Speaker 6: Because you have to take accountability for the things that
Speaker 6: you could control, And the one thing you could.
Speaker 1: Control is you can.
Speaker 6: You can control yourself, and you can control your thoughts.
Speaker 6: So why don't you get to doing that.
Speaker 5: It ain't nobody's fault why you ain't doing well, It
Speaker 5: ain't nobody's fault, why you ain't where you want to be.
Speaker 1: It ain't nobody's fault, but yours, yours.
Speaker 6: All the failures in my life, I can point directly
Speaker 6: at my hand in it. Every mistake I've ever made
Speaker 6: in my life, I can point to a decision I
Speaker 6: made that brought that about all of them.
Speaker 1: I'm on my third marriage. I know it was my fault.
Speaker 1: You don't hear me on here blaming nobody. It was
Speaker 1: my fault. I got myself in that position. I did it.
Speaker 6: I made the mistake. I ain't know her telling you
Speaker 6: what the other people did and what called no, no no.
Speaker 6: I always tell you what I did. I've always said
Speaker 6: it is my fault. I got married the first time.
Speaker 6: I was too young to be anybody's husband. I've said
Speaker 6: that over and over. Second time, I made the wrong decision.
Speaker 6: I did some things that brought about That's what I did.
Speaker 6: If you don't do that, you can't grow You cannot
Speaker 6: grow blaming other people. Bishop Jake said it best. You
Speaker 6: can't drive your car looking into real view mirror. You
Speaker 6: can't keep complaining about the same thing.
Speaker 1: Over and over and over. You got to change your narrative.
Speaker 1: What was your role in it?
Speaker 6: If somebody made you a promise, the person that made
Speaker 6: you the promise wasn't the Lord?
Speaker 1: What's your tripping because they didn't keep that end of
Speaker 1: the deal. That ain't God.
Speaker 6: If God don't keep his end of the deal, you
Speaker 6: have a legitimate complaint. Only thing about it is God
Speaker 6: do everything he said, he goes through.
Speaker 5: But if you got everybody else the fault, why you
Speaker 5: ain't where you want to be.
Speaker 1: Bruh, it's something wrong with you.
Speaker 6: And if you're gonna sit up somewhere and everything you
Speaker 6: say is negative about somebody else, what about you? See,
Speaker 6: I'll let you talk about me negative. You tell me
Speaker 6: what's negative about you, I'll let you do that. That's
Speaker 6: a fact, shame. But the only way I'm gonna let
Speaker 6: you do that is if you come to me like
Speaker 6: a man and talk to me in my face. Don't
Speaker 6: be a coward, and go somewhere in the confines of
Speaker 6: your little podcast or radio show or a little personalized interview.
Speaker 6: Come to me like a man. You got problem with me,
Speaker 6: Come to me like a man, Say it to me,
Speaker 6: and then we can work through it. And I promise
Speaker 6: you I had a skill set to apologize to you
Speaker 6: if I did something wrong to you.
Speaker 1: But if you sitting up there and you.
Speaker 6: You gotta just watch people that always talking about the
Speaker 6: same narrative, y'all, Always admit your hand in it, because
Speaker 6: you can change that.
Speaker 1: You can prove that, and you can grow from that,
Speaker 1: and you can move on and God damn.
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