Speaker 1: You're here, we're here. Let's do this podcast thing?
Speaker 2: All right?
Speaker 1: All right, full out of the show starts.
Speaker 3: Now, I know at.
Speaker 4: Least seventy five percent of the hosts in this room
Speaker 4: are fans of VD.
Speaker 5: What Valentine's Day it's in morning?
Speaker 2: Wow?
Speaker 1: I never knew that they share scenario.
Speaker 6: Man.
Speaker 4: You know what, if you are a fan, then you
Speaker 4: know there is no cure for VD. That kind of
Speaker 4: love always stays with you every Valentine's.
Speaker 1: They say, it doesn't cost a thing.
Speaker 3: No it doesn't.
Speaker 4: I bring it up because a national publication pulled one
Speaker 4: thousand millennials and gen zers who are actively dating, and
Speaker 4: they looked at what the perfect Valentine's Day date looks
Speaker 4: like in these modern times. Okay, so this might surprise you,
Speaker 4: but actually not much has changed, and the whole country
Speaker 4: really is still pretty traditional.
Speaker 1: Flowers, candy and nice romantic dinner.
Speaker 4: Luckilyverybody's pretty old school. The perfect date, according to them,
Speaker 4: starts with flowers or a gift, and one of you
Speaker 4: should be picking the other one up. Don't make them
Speaker 4: meet you out somewhere.
Speaker 1: Oh, I thought you're just going to go to two
Speaker 1: separate places the.
Speaker 4: Way you sell after that it's dinner in a movie,
Speaker 4: and the night should end with quote some form of togetherness.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 7: No, it doesn't have to be.
Speaker 1: That role in a relationship. It has to be so
Speaker 1: I'm just worried that my husband's listening. It has to
Speaker 1: be that.
Speaker 4: Dating people, it's any type of togetherness. It could be
Speaker 4: like a Chinese finger trap or whatever. You're into, something
Speaker 4: that brings you close.
Speaker 1: Does that work for you?
Speaker 4: Forty eight percent with like alone time with their date,
Speaker 4: and forty three percent said ending with a good night kiss.
Speaker 3: Would be ideal.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 7: Sweet, But then.
Speaker 8: I can't go to sleep after jet.
Speaker 3: Just thinking about.
Speaker 1: It, because you're practicing on your for next time.
Speaker 4: I read. Personally, I like to end the evening with
Speaker 4: some romantic dog shock collaraction. But to each their own,
Speaker 4: let's get into the shock collar question of the day,
Speaker 4: digital Jake.
Speaker 3: Show him how it's done. At the end of Valentine's.
Speaker 7: Okay, wow, wow, all right, listen up, Love Chumps, super
Speaker 7: Bowl's over. Valentine's Day is less than forty eight hours away,
Speaker 7: which means we need to go into emergency scramble mode. No,
Speaker 7: that's right, that's a scramble siren. Time is running out
Speaker 7: shelves are running bare, and lovers are trembling at the
Speaker 7: thought of not having a gift ready for the big
Speaker 7: day's stressful God forbid. So today instead of handing you
Speaker 7: each a personalized calendar with twelve photos of my mahomes
Speaker 7: like body on it, instead only giving you a better present,
Speaker 7: a Top twenty most Popular Valentine's Day Gifts edition. Oh
Speaker 7: but let's see of twenty coach still.
Speaker 4: Gets a Jake calendar though also on top of it,
Speaker 4: I have one for you.
Speaker 8: I think it's on the list, Jess.
Speaker 7: All right, Top twenty most popular Valentine's Day Gifts. We'll
Speaker 7: start with the woman whose mother is my secret. Valentine's
Speaker 7: not a secret anymore.
Speaker 1: If you're listening, I have not well Brook.
Speaker 7: If you can name one of these top twenty days,
Speaker 7: all right.
Speaker 9: Show me Flowers, Jake Flowers back on dragon, number three
Speaker 9: on my list.
Speaker 7: Next up is Alexis. Oh chocolate, Yeah, chocolate. I'm gonna
Speaker 7: say chocolate, candy and chocolate covered strawberries are all gonna
Speaker 7: take that top spot right there. So, Alexis, you have
Speaker 7: the silver save you have a free life. If you
Speaker 7: get one wrong, Jose Europe, I'm.
Speaker 8: Doing the thing Jake where I'm saving.
Speaker 7: Jose, I'm gonna say, if you're trying to like sneak
Speaker 7: one by me or trick me, I think that's an
Speaker 7: awful strategy. Just say something easy, Okay, candles candles number
Speaker 7: sixteen on the list, but barely.
Speaker 8: I know.
Speaker 7: Maybe try and sneak one on. Maybe it'll be higher
Speaker 7: on the list. Man, Jeffery, it's.
Speaker 4: Your candle is going to be my answer because candle
Speaker 4: wax is such a big deal.
Speaker 3: On Valentine's Day.
Speaker 4: I mean, since we already knocked off candle. The only
Speaker 4: other thing that I remember using was something to catch
Speaker 4: the melted wax in. And I would use a custom
Speaker 4: heart shaped mug that I would gift to give me
Speaker 4: romantic mug, a mug number eighteen.
Speaker 1: Mug is Valentine that is not on the list for eighteen.
Speaker 7: I get a mug from my dog every year.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I thought this was Valentine's Day, something to say
Speaker 1: I love you.
Speaker 7: I'm training from saying anything mean about your guys mugs.
Speaker 1: Right Brook, I'm going to say jewelry Jake.
Speaker 7: Number seven on my list, Alexis your.
Speaker 1: Dinner is a gift, like like a homemade dinner. I
Speaker 1: think on this though it seems like you have to
Speaker 1: be able to wrap it.
Speaker 3: I encourage you to not listen to love in all
Speaker 3: of its forms.
Speaker 1: Sure, No, I just want more than that.
Speaker 7: A romantic dinner, a home cooked meal. Number four.
Speaker 3: I think that's a great gift to give to somebody.
Speaker 7: Some gifts can be physical items. Some gifts can be
Speaker 7: events or experiences. Keep that in mind. We're up to Jose.
Speaker 10: I think I'm gonna go save and just say nails like,
Speaker 10: send her to get her nails done.
Speaker 7: A manicure or a pedicure did not make the top twenty?
Speaker 2: Did?
Speaker 11: Dang?
Speaker 8: We suck?
Speaker 4: Yeah, Jeffrey, God, apparently I'm not very good at Valentine's.
Speaker 3: Gifts at all.
Speaker 1: That is so shocking.
Speaker 4: The only other Valentine's gift that would make any sense
Speaker 4: to me is some kind of splash proof video equipment.
Speaker 7: Hang on, let me check the list here. Splash splash
Speaker 7: proof video equipment did not make kidd I.
Speaker 9: Just realized that the only question that Jeffrey got right
Speaker 9: was what he gave us for Christmas, which was mug animals?
Speaker 1: Is it the only gift you know how to give me?
Speaker 3: Shows how much I love and care about you.
Speaker 9: Okay, if we're going to experiences, Jake, I'm gonna say massage,
Speaker 9: give me a massage.
Speaker 7: A massage did not make the top twenty.
Speaker 3: Oh my god.
Speaker 8: This almost unromantic society, and I hate it.
Speaker 7: I did not see it on my list here. That
Speaker 7: means alexis twenty romantic as up those silver saves and
Speaker 7: doesn't even need them.
Speaker 12: Just wow, watch you guys fall.
Speaker 7: Let's go over what you guys missed here. Number two
Speaker 7: on the list. You guys didn't get that was greeting
Speaker 7: cards like a Valentine's card.
Speaker 4: Did you say it's not the most romantic?
Speaker 3: This is like the most common, right.
Speaker 12: Nobody said these.
Speaker 1: Gifts are good. The gift is a car, I.
Speaker 7: Mean Brooks so many mugs and cars. Number five, bottle
Speaker 7: of wine. Number six was just gift cards in general.
Speaker 7: Was clothing, her shoes, her cologne made the list. Lingerie
Speaker 7: top ten.
Speaker 12: I thought massage would be above them.
Speaker 7: Eleven event tickets like a concert, a play, a sporting event,
Speaker 7: romantic trip made the list. Adult toys made the list.
Speaker 7: A pet just ahead of mug.
Speaker 1: On the list.
Speaker 7: A real pet, a framed picture, a stuffed animal, a
Speaker 7: fake pet Uffy Homemade Love coupon book also on the list.
Speaker 7: We forget that never said they were good.
Speaker 3: I know which one I'm going to get all of
Speaker 3: you for Valus.
Speaker 1: I don't want your coupon book.
Speaker 7: Just reminder that was plenty of twenty.
Speaker 4: Alexis has been killing it in plenty of again. Today
Speaker 4: she gets to choose to get shocked. Someone's going to
Speaker 4: be singing my girl by the tempt tape.
Speaker 13: I mean now that I remember jeff ca was a
Speaker 13: mug I got a shock je.
Speaker 4: Apartment on fire, Remember jeff that You're all getting splash
Speaker 4: proof video quickly for the next one. I guess you say,
Speaker 4: what can make me feel this way? Jeffy mugger, that's
Speaker 4: your shock Collars question of the day.
Speaker 2: Brooking Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 4: We all woke up, got to work today. It's the
Speaker 4: day after the super Bowl, so safe to say there's
Speaker 4: a few hungover people in here.
Speaker 3: Yeah it's broken Jeffrey in the morning, a lot of
Speaker 3: blurry eyes.
Speaker 4: But we could still see the text board and it's
Speaker 4: filled with comments saying I missed it.
Speaker 3: Who's getting gatorade dumped on their head? Day?
Speaker 4: I want it for any of the people who don't know.
Speaker 4: We made a bet on Friday, just like we do
Speaker 4: every year before the Big Game, where we each draw
Speaker 4: a gatorade color out of a hat and then at
Speaker 4: the end, whichever color gatorade gets splashed over the winning coach,
Speaker 4: the person who matches it has to go outside as
Speaker 4: we all stand above them and dump gallons of that sweet,
Speaker 4: sticky electrolyte feel goodness all over their heads.
Speaker 8: It's freezy out in the middle of winter.
Speaker 9: I'm having like hangover hot flash thing happening now, so
Speaker 9: it doesn't sound too bad.
Speaker 14: Drink.
Speaker 4: Yeah, we're gonna reveal who it is later on today
Speaker 4: on our.
Speaker 3: Socials at Brook and Jeffrey.
Speaker 4: You go there right now and make sure to follow
Speaker 4: subscribe and find out if there's any truth to the
Speaker 4: rumor that the dumping will happen in Brooks car while
Speaker 4: circling the Jack in the Box drive.
Speaker 3: For that's what the rumors are saying. The only thing we.
Speaker 1: Know how to do with bro I'm gonna squash those
Speaker 1: rumors right now.
Speaker 3: Well, you don't know. You'll have to go look and
Speaker 3: see for yourself. We're gonna do laser stories coming up.
Speaker 4: It's the radio segment that just started his own motorcycle gang.
Speaker 3: Wigs on wheels wigs.
Speaker 4: If you want to ride with them, you're gonna need
Speaker 4: a rock seventeenth century powdered wigs. And he's already got.
Speaker 4: Martha Washington's due. Gotta get your own. With Laser Stories,
Speaker 4: the segment where we read weird news stories around the globe,
Speaker 4: just like everyone else does, except we've got a laser.
Speaker 3: Those other piggly wigglies just don't.
Speaker 4: This first laser story is out of Australia today. And
Speaker 4: have you ever watched the Olympics and thought, you know
Speaker 4: what would make this better? Drugs for the Olympians, Because
Speaker 4: if that's you, then your timing couldn't be more perfect.
Speaker 4: A brand new worldwide sporting competition just got announced and
Speaker 4: it's called the Enhanced Games.
Speaker 1: What this is.
Speaker 9: Real gonna be like people, how many gurridos they can eat,
Speaker 9: you know, a round taco bell.
Speaker 4: No, so, any athletes or former athletes who want to
Speaker 4: get on the juice for these sports that is strongly, strongly.
Speaker 1: Encouraged different drugs. If you're funnier with different drugs, ye
Speaker 1: should be so funny.
Speaker 4: Give one of a mushrooms and the committee who runs
Speaker 4: it just got their top athlete, retired Australian swimmer James Magnuson.
Speaker 1: He's just like okay, I'll do it.
Speaker 4: He's the first person to publicly express interest in competing,
Speaker 4: and organizers say they'll pay him one point five million
Speaker 4: dollars if he can break the fifty meter freestyle record
Speaker 4: on steroids. Now, James won gold, silver and bronze medals
Speaker 4: in twenty twelve and twenty sixteen, and he says he's
Speaker 4: kept himself in relatively decent shape.
Speaker 1: Wait, didn't use airic Q. I was gonna say. Was
Speaker 1: he ever busted for drugs?
Speaker 3: Yea, he didn't clean in the Olympics before.
Speaker 1: Hey, that's why we don't know him as a record breaker. Yeah,
Speaker 1: he wants his name.
Speaker 7: I got like fifth.
Speaker 4: He thinks if you give him six months with performance
Speaker 4: enhancing drugs, he can easily crush the record.
Speaker 9: It'd be more interesting if it was like people who
Speaker 9: went from couch to Olympics.
Speaker 1: You don't.
Speaker 4: Yeah, James was quoted as saying for that amount of money,
Speaker 4: I'll juice to the gills in it. That's not the
Speaker 4: only bag of cash on the table. They added that
Speaker 4: the first person to break Usain Bolts one hundred meter
Speaker 4: record will also get at least one million dollars.
Speaker 1: Oh well, that's pretty messed up. I don't like that.
Speaker 1: It's encouraging.
Speaker 7: I don't know.
Speaker 8: I kind of want to, like have one of them
Speaker 8: smoke crack and run a marathon.
Speaker 1: And be awesome to watch performance enhancing.
Speaker 4: I want to see the pole vault with people on
Speaker 4: the blue pill That would be an event to watch.
Speaker 9: They wouldn't be able to do the hurdles just for
Speaker 9: that one event though.
Speaker 4: The games are scheduled for sometime in twenty twenty five.
Speaker 4: Oh my, all contestants have to sign a lengthy waiver.
Speaker 8: Oh I would have had to agree. We were starting
Speaker 8: our version right, We definitely are anymore.
Speaker 4: This next Lazer story is out of New Sumyrna Beach, Florida.
Speaker 4: All Right, cops got a call over the weekend about
Speaker 4: a forty nine year old man who decided to take
Speaker 4: his truck for a spin on the beach and drive
Speaker 4: it straight into the ocean.
Speaker 7: Who I think it's cool when.
Speaker 8: People do this like on the side of you, but
Speaker 8: don't drive it into the ocean.
Speaker 4: This guy's name is Jason Brushkevich and normally in the
Speaker 4: area that he was at, you're actually allowed to drive
Speaker 4: on the beach.
Speaker 1: There's quite a few ocean areas.
Speaker 4: But recently it was closed to cars because of the
Speaker 4: weather and the tide was too high.
Speaker 1: I love when people see those signs.
Speaker 12: You're like, they're trying to ruin my fock.
Speaker 8: Yeah, Oh, I come here all the time.
Speaker 3: Jason did not care.
Speaker 4: He went around the closed gate that said do not enter, yeah,
Speaker 4: and drove his white Dodge Ram pickup onto the earth.
Speaker 4: Lifeguards were the first to respond after they saw him
Speaker 4: driving back and forth trying to do donuts in the sand,
Speaker 4: but the water around him was two to three feet high.
Speaker 4: And keep in mind this was all happening at around
Speaker 4: nine in the morning.
Speaker 3: He was messy.
Speaker 1: I think he just had a good cup of coffee Florida.
Speaker 4: The cops eventually got him out in onto dry land.
Speaker 4: And here's the quote that's making headlines. When they said
Speaker 4: he shouldn't have been driving in the water, he told
Speaker 4: them it's not my fault.
Speaker 3: The truck don't surf.
Speaker 8: Answer.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 4: They charged him with failing to pay the beach access
Speaker 4: fee and released him on a two hundred dollars bond.
Speaker 1: That's actually off pretty easy.
Speaker 4: His truck had to be towed as well. Based on
Speaker 4: the smile in his mugshot, he does not regret it
Speaker 4: one bit.
Speaker 12: It's hair.
Speaker 4: It looks like he was going he was cracking the
Speaker 4: cops up to yes as he does.
Speaker 1: He's got of course, he's.
Speaker 4: Got a great time. We'll put that photo up on
Speaker 4: the Brook and Jeffrey Insta stories. This next laser story
Speaker 4: is out of Cupid's headquarters. We're only days away from
Speaker 4: Valentine's and we might have just saved you with the
Speaker 4: most romantic night of your life. It's still available, promises
Speaker 4: to completely blow your date away, and.
Speaker 3: It only costs ten thousand dollars ten ten. For the
Speaker 3: first time.
Speaker 4: Ever, you can now have a private Valentine's Day dinner
Speaker 4: on top of the Empire State Building.
Speaker 8: I don't care who knows it. Imagine the view.
Speaker 4: The experience called Empire for two, was inspired by the
Speaker 4: classic rom com Sleepless in Seattle And you know that
Speaker 4: scene where Meg Ryan and Tom Hanks have their long
Speaker 4: awaited meet cute on the building's eighty sixth floor.
Speaker 1: Sometime, elexis it's cute?
Speaker 12: Okay?
Speaker 15: Sure?
Speaker 3: If you're to shell out the cash.
Speaker 4: You will be treated to a private tour of the
Speaker 4: observation floor while you sip on champagne.
Speaker 1: Oh they better be they better be feeding me the
Speaker 1: champagne for I want to.
Speaker 4: Walk it all the better segues for me, and then
Speaker 4: you get to go up sixteen stories for your dinner.
Speaker 9: So it's that far above the observation deck, that's crazy.
Speaker 4: They tippy top In the intimate one hundred and second
Speaker 4: floor observatory, you'll be serenaded by a musician as you
Speaker 4: enjoy a three course meal. Festive foods include a Redicio
Speaker 4: Caesar salad and a mouth watering cheesecake dessert complete with
Speaker 4: cherry compote.
Speaker 7: Tasty.
Speaker 9: I just flashed on an image of Alexis being so uncomfortable.
Speaker 1: You're reading musician in the room with you playing. That
Speaker 1: is like my nightmare.
Speaker 4: It's like bos and you're like, no, thanks, No, you
Speaker 4: can go down.
Speaker 1: What if they wanted to make eye contact with you
Speaker 1: as well? No, I'm not looking.
Speaker 8: Can I call my friends and look?
Speaker 4: If you can't fork out the ten k for this,
Speaker 4: it's all right. You can just go to the ground
Speaker 4: floor and enjoy a regular dinner at the boring State Bar.
Speaker 3: And grill.
Speaker 4: Okay, that one's only gonna set you back eighty nine
Speaker 4: dollars apiece.
Speaker 1: Hey, you have a hundred of those and you yeah,
Speaker 1: I'll still be cheaper.
Speaker 7: And you have street buskers and.
Speaker 3: Sing to you. Yeah, you know.
Speaker 4: Well, speaking of somebody who knows how to get romantic
Speaker 4: on Valentines, he said to do the shoe.
Speaker 3: Department of the Empire State Buildings.
Speaker 16: That's right.
Speaker 4: That sound means Lazer Stories has come to an end
Speaker 4: for the day. We're gonna do it again, same time
Speaker 4: on Wednesday.
Speaker 2: Brooking, Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 4: Good morning, fam, what else Fave Brook and Jeffy d.
Speaker 1: In the jeff how many times? Don't do that?
Speaker 3: Stop? You know what that sounds? That sounded terrible.
Speaker 1: It was all I don't know what that was.
Speaker 12: That was what did you eat?
Speaker 7: Man?
Speaker 3: I didn't like that. Can we edit that out? Please? Okay,
Speaker 3: thank you. Let's get used that. No, let's not use it.
Speaker 3: Let's start the recording over. What's shaking? Bacon's Dorookie Fox
Speaker 3: and the Big Jay coming right, stop stop, stop shop.
Speaker 3: You're right, you're right. That's horrible. Cut it cut its God.
Speaker 4: Think that's a really good thing that we get reduced
Speaker 4: sometimes on this show.
Speaker 3: Yeah, because boy do I need them.
Speaker 1: Jeff, this isn't this isn't going to bed.
Speaker 4: Well, I'm just saying, listen, I'm like, what if you
Speaker 4: were in a situation where you only had one chance
Speaker 4: to get it perfect?
Speaker 8: Oh, you couldn't just like edit out, Like.
Speaker 4: When you have to leave a voicemail for that really
Speaker 4: cute person that you just met and you want to impress.
Speaker 4: You want it to sound just right. And I bet
Speaker 4: the people in the segment coming up wish they had
Speaker 4: a chance to hit the redo button.
Speaker 1: I wish I wish you did right now.
Speaker 4: Well, those people can't and I can't because their voicemails
Speaker 4: are being featured. When we do a brand new Loser
Speaker 4: Line coming up with Brooke and Jeffy, we're gonna keep
Speaker 4: you entertained, hopping and bopping all the way to work.
Speaker 1: I think I just heard the end of my career.
Speaker 2: A minute. Is this the right number? It's the Loser Line, goodby,
Speaker 2: just call me back.
Speaker 4: It's a special Valentine's Day edition of the Loser Line.
Speaker 3: If you haven't heard it before, it works like this.
Speaker 4: Let's say someone approaches you on V Day and hits
Speaker 4: you with this romantic line.
Speaker 3: He sweetams.
Speaker 5: My friends met me that I couldn't get a gorgeous
Speaker 5: date for Valentine's Day, and they were right, Oh yeah,
Speaker 5: you want.
Speaker 3: To hang out with me instead?
Speaker 4: That is so, whatever you do, don't crush up some
Speaker 4: candy hearts and blow the dust.
Speaker 3: Into his eyes.
Speaker 1: I think much worse than that.
Speaker 4: Again, Instead, tell him that you're Valen. Fine with that?
Speaker 3: Okay, that's when you hand.
Speaker 4: Him the digits of the loser line so he can
Speaker 4: leave an awkward voicemail we can play on the air
Speaker 4: like the ones you're about here. Just so you know,
Speaker 4: all of these were left for us over the weekend
Speaker 4: with people who were meeting at different Valentine's events or
Speaker 4: romantic get together So this should be interesting, love, Let's
Speaker 4: get right into it.
Speaker 3: Hey, Hey, what's up?
Speaker 16: It's we met at a cupid bar crawl and uh look, I'm.
Speaker 6: Sorry sorry to call you like this.
Speaker 17: I'm actually in kind of a weird situation here and
Speaker 17: uh kind of embarrassing.
Speaker 16: But remember how I uh like remember I handcuffed us
Speaker 16: together just for like a second as a joke with
Speaker 16: those like buzzy pink handcuffs.
Speaker 17: Then you know, is there any chance you maybe.
Speaker 3: Still have that key.
Speaker 6: I don't know that.
Speaker 17: I think I may have handed it to you.
Speaker 3: Uh honestly, I just can't remember, but I can't find it,
Speaker 3: and I kind of need it.
Speaker 16: I was under the impressions these were like trick handcuffs,
Speaker 16: and apparently they don't just unlocked by themselves and stuck on.
Speaker 17: I. I.
Speaker 16: You know, I'm like kind of freaking out because I
Speaker 16: can't go into work on Monday.
Speaker 3: With like fuzzy pink cancuffs on one of my wrists.
Speaker 3: So if you.
Speaker 16: Could just text or call me back like as soon
Speaker 16: as possible either way.
Speaker 6: I would be forever grateful, Thank you. Oh God.
Speaker 10: The first thing I thought was, this is the only
Speaker 10: job where one of us could walk in with pink
Speaker 10: handcuffs stuck and be like, oh, hey, what's up, Jeff.
Speaker 3: Oh my gosh.
Speaker 4: I think it's a great practical joke to play on
Speaker 4: somebody at the bar.
Speaker 3: Oh you do, yeah, Like, hey, these handcuffs are fake.
Speaker 3: I promise you want to put them on with me.
Speaker 4: Next thing, you know, you're given a PowerPoint presentation on Monday,
Speaker 4: You're like hit the slide next, Messa.
Speaker 18: Hey, this is act we met at the Valentine's Singles Mixer. Listen,
Speaker 18: I had a great time with you, but if I'm
Speaker 18: being like a hunger, I just don't really feel like.
Speaker 1: We were a perfect match.
Speaker 18: But I do appreciate your interest in You're giving you
Speaker 18: me your number, and you know, like ghosting somebody that's
Speaker 18: just like not really my that's not my vibe. So
Speaker 18: I'm leaving this message for you, and I actually think
Speaker 18: I do know a girl who would be perfect for you,
Speaker 18: one of my friends who just moved here from England.
Speaker 15: If you know, she's got that like cute little accent.
Speaker 15: If you close your eyes, she could be the Geico.
Speaker 18: Gecko and then if you open them, she kind of
Speaker 18: looks like him too, but like in.
Speaker 9: A cute way.
Speaker 2: You know.
Speaker 15: She's like, say, she got those like big eyes.
Speaker 18: But like I'm not selling it, but she's really cute.
Speaker 18: So I am going to text you her number. If
Speaker 18: you use it, fine, if you end up.
Speaker 15: Hooking up, you got to tell me and.
Speaker 18: If it works out, you could, you know, stay fifteen
Speaker 18: percent on your cargure.
Speaker 8: Oh my god, I do not see any red flags.
Speaker 8: All I saw was she has a job.
Speaker 9: Okay, she just described your friend is someone with big eyes,
Speaker 9: thin and like a tongue that moves in and out
Speaker 9: really quick.
Speaker 3: Just say that she's on the ozempic diet and we
Speaker 3: got the.
Speaker 9: Right.
Speaker 4: And you know the funny thing about that is the
Speaker 4: guy co Gecko was a very popular spokesperson for their brand,
Speaker 4: just like I am for the Brook and Jeffrey TikTok.
Speaker 4: Maybe I should try an accent when I'm promoting.
Speaker 5: Okay, let's see what you got, because if you go
Speaker 5: there right now and type in Brook and Jeffrey into
Speaker 5: you tikety talk, you'll find rare content that will tickle
Speaker 5: your nickas I.
Speaker 9: Like you and my pants are tickling.
Speaker 5: Okay, let's have a jolly old chin wagon. Toss it
Speaker 5: back to the voicemails.
Speaker 6: Hey where we at?
Speaker 14: Hey Christina, it was just awesome meeting you over the
Speaker 14: weekend before Valentine Day too. It just it feels like
Speaker 14: Sharon Dippity, almost like it would stay that we were
Speaker 14: able to make a connection, like almost stupid, and then
Speaker 14: no shradamis made it and we're able to create this
Speaker 14: totally awesome vibe of us together. In fact, ever since
Speaker 14: like we connected, I just had this massive PARTI for you.
Speaker 6: You get my point. I felt a real connection with you.
Speaker 3: I miss you.
Speaker 17: I want to hang out with you again.
Speaker 6: Please call me.
Speaker 8: Okay, okay, anxiety swinging his legs over.
Speaker 1: No, he's definitely in a rocking chair. Rocking chair.
Speaker 3: It's weird.
Speaker 4: I think I know that guy, O real sweetheart, not
Speaker 4: weird at all.
Speaker 1: That's actually the least surprising thing you've said.
Speaker 3: I'll bring him in studio. I'll introduce you.
Speaker 1: Thank you. I'm not shaking that man's hair.
Speaker 17: Uh. Valentine's Stay is right around the corner. So I
Speaker 17: walked some Katie Hearts and I wanted to read a
Speaker 17: few to you. This says, hey, you hold on, let
Speaker 17: me get that on. Okay, as if that means that's weird,
Speaker 17: just not Valentine's.
Speaker 2: Uh.
Speaker 17: Girls like I think I r L like Okay, maybe
Speaker 17: anc G and I'm like girl like maybe they met
Speaker 17: girl like misprinted like you.
Speaker 3: Know, girl like you.
Speaker 6: I'm just saying I like girls.
Speaker 17: All right, that's all I got. Take care.
Speaker 1: It's almost I don't know.
Speaker 9: Somebody's dad just got a box of candy hearts.
Speaker 1: What happens.
Speaker 4: That's what happens when forty and overs get these new
Speaker 4: trying hearts with like.
Speaker 1: That guy is at least fifty five.
Speaker 19: Okay, if that makes you feel better, does Remember you
Speaker 19: can listen a Loser Line regularly at this time every week,
Speaker 19: and make sure you subscribe to the Brook and Jeffrey
Speaker 19: YouTube channel so you can listen to every single Loser Line.
Speaker 4: Second day and phone tap right there, we're gonna do
Speaker 4: a phone tap right after that.
Speaker 2: Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 4: We're in the home stretch to Valentine's And if you've
Speaker 4: somehow managed to book a reservation at a romantic Italian
Speaker 4: restaurant the day of Wow, consider yourself lucky ago unless
Speaker 4: that restaurant is the same one our helpful resident German
Speaker 4: Hans Gluber, a German working at a romantic Italian restaurant confusing.
Speaker 3: This should be interesting.
Speaker 4: I wonder what he wants in your phone tap right now?
Speaker 9: It's a.
Speaker 10: Hello, Hello, this is hands Global from the Italian restaurant.
Speaker 10: Am I speaking this a Keys?
Speaker 17: Yeah?
Speaker 6: This is Keith.
Speaker 11: How can I help you?
Speaker 3: Sorry?
Speaker 10: I'm saying keys, but they cannot say very well because
Speaker 10: my accent. Your name is Keys, like I'm going to mo.
Speaker 6: And you you're like Keith, like k e I t h.
Speaker 10: Oh Okay, I was saying keys, but it is keys scarty. Okay,
Speaker 10: I see you having the reservations at our restaurant for
Speaker 10: Valentine's Day.
Speaker 11: Yes, sir, I'm excited, man, one of my favorite places
Speaker 11: to go.
Speaker 2: Ooh.
Speaker 10: And in the notes here I will say this quiet
Speaker 10: list so no one is hearing, but it says you're
Speaker 10: hoping to be proposing to your freudlan.
Speaker 11: Nope, nope, not hoping. I am going to get engaged.
Speaker 11: I'm excited about that.
Speaker 8: Oh vulderabar Oh, I am loving that energy.
Speaker 10: But can I let you in on a little secret.
Speaker 11: Like what you guys are gonna do something special for us?
Speaker 10: I would consider this very special for you. You see, I
Speaker 10: do work at this Italian place, but I also work
Speaker 10: as the finest German restaurant in the entire city, maybe
Speaker 10: even an involved on Usenheimer.
Speaker 11: Okay, so what does this have.
Speaker 6: To do with me?
Speaker 10: Though, Well, here is an Italian restaurant, it's very basic.
Speaker 10: Or I have a limp noodle, I'm going to slurp
Speaker 10: and maybe have a bread, the boring but on German restaurant. Oh,
Speaker 10: now we are speaking the language of they lover us.
Speaker 11: So you're saying you don't want me to go to
Speaker 11: the Italian restaurant.
Speaker 10: Well, of course I am not outright saying that, because
Speaker 10: that it would be against the employee handbook here I
Speaker 10: would get in trouble.
Speaker 3: I would never say that. But yes, you should leave.
Speaker 11: Yeah, I don't know about that, man. It's kind of weird,
Speaker 11: especially you working at one restaurant trying to give me
Speaker 11: go to another.
Speaker 10: Well that should show you how much better one of
Speaker 10: the restaurants he is. And have you ever known how
Speaker 10: romantic German people are?
Speaker 8: We are a very loving bunch.
Speaker 11: Nah, I've never met a romantic German person ever.
Speaker 10: You're telling me you've never seen the famous German movie
Speaker 10: Sleep Lessons.
Speaker 6: God, I've never seen that movie.
Speaker 11: Man.
Speaker 8: No, everyone has seen some movie.
Speaker 10: Two lovers meeting over strudele and then one that's taken
Speaker 10: to prison for falsifying secrets to the other and then
Speaker 10: relays the information to the KGB do slip blessing strute card.
Speaker 11: Dude, that's not a sexy movie.
Speaker 3: Oh, you must watch it?
Speaker 8: Are you kidding me?
Speaker 10: You know how much of this sexy time I had
Speaker 10: after watching that movie? Okay, can you guess VI's a sleepless.
Speaker 11: Because he's in prison.
Speaker 10: Well, yes, but he's also still making love, not by
Speaker 10: choice anyway.
Speaker 6: Yeah, I'm not I'm.
Speaker 11: Not interested in a German prison love movie. I don't
Speaker 11: even know why we're talking about this and doing this
Speaker 11: over the phone.
Speaker 10: Well, in Germany, a prison love is the highest form
Speaker 10: of love and romance.
Speaker 8: But you know it's different.
Speaker 11: Cultures, dude, what the hell are you talking about?
Speaker 10: Okay, never mind, Look, if you really want to do
Speaker 10: the proposal at the Italian restaurant, I would love to
Speaker 10: hear about it.
Speaker 11: Well, got a little dinner, right, and then German got
Speaker 11: some candlelight, German chocolate, I got flowers, and I'm gonna
Speaker 11: have the ring deliver in the flute of champagne.
Speaker 10: Oh okay, I mean that's very basic. Again, I mean
Speaker 10: you could do it that way. But think about this,
Speaker 10: if you were in a Guman restaurant instead of a
Speaker 10: tiny champagne float, imagine a ring floating in a seventy
Speaker 10: to ound steel stein and she must drink the n
Speaker 10: taire steinings and she proposes to you. As this tradition.
Speaker 11: Man, it's not wrong with you.
Speaker 10: Plus, it is a proof of hot tolerance. You would
Speaker 10: like a strong woman who can pounds the bills.
Speaker 11: Look, man, I gotta go. Oh, me and my lady
Speaker 11: both black Italian. We're just gonna do the Italian restaurant.
Speaker 11: We don't want German dude.
Speaker 10: Okay, I was not prepared to do this, but I
Speaker 10: will pull out all of these toppings for you.
Speaker 8: Okay, I am going to give you one free strew
Speaker 8: the cake.
Speaker 3: Nah, Man, I make it to myself.
Speaker 10: I can put a little blue pill in.
Speaker 3: It if you like.
Speaker 11: Hey, man, just chill. I told you I don't want
Speaker 11: your reservation. I'm gonna do it my way.
Speaker 6: We're going to the Italian restaurant.
Speaker 11: That's it.
Speaker 3: Well, fine, you can keep your reservation.
Speaker 8: But now I'm mad at you.
Speaker 10: Just know if you see me, Okay, I'm mad me
Speaker 10: and your friend Nae Son who set you up for
Speaker 10: a prank phone call.
Speaker 3: You're going to be pouting all night.
Speaker 11: Did you say, Nathan? How do you know my boy? Nathan?
Speaker 2: Oh?
Speaker 10: You mean your best friend, because he's the one who
Speaker 10: set you up for this prank phone call.
Speaker 7: This is actually right.
Speaker 11: I knew this.
Speaker 6: I knew this was so stupid.
Speaker 3: I could tell you new a little bit.
Speaker 8: Man, My name's all from the radio show Brick and
Speaker 8: Jeffrey in the Morning. We just did a phone tap
Speaker 8: on you.
Speaker 11: And the crazy thing is, I was gonna ask this
Speaker 11: so to be my best man.
Speaker 10: Oh I would love to be your best man. Oh
Speaker 10: my god, not making more sensing, y'all. Okay, Well, I
Speaker 10: was thinking, you know, best man, maybe movie night you
Speaker 10: or me sleeplessens through it?
Speaker 6: God, No, I'm cool. That movie probably on two.
Speaker 2: Way every morning was the fun tap weekday mornings on
Speaker 2: the twenties brooking Jeffrey in the Morning.
Speaker 4: I think we all need to take a second and
Speaker 4: give some credit to men.
Speaker 20: Yeah, they never get credit where they applause for men
Speaker 20: right now, listen, over the last decade, we've done a
Speaker 20: pretty amazing job of tapping into our emotions and showing
Speaker 20: our vulnerable side.
Speaker 1: I think that you've done better. I already agree with that.
Speaker 4: I mean, look at Jose his entire success as a
Speaker 4: streamer hinges on his ability to cry on commands.
Speaker 8: I have not cried in like two months, Okay, but
Speaker 8: there are people that.
Speaker 1: Come in and go, Hi, cry, God, how your numbers
Speaker 1: doing though.
Speaker 8: They're not doing well.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's you paying him for it. He will weep
Speaker 3: his way right into your heart.
Speaker 1: Will exactly, It's true. I want to give you a hug.
Speaker 4: I think one of our male listeners wasn't afraid to
Speaker 4: show off his sensitive side to a woman that he
Speaker 4: went out with, But the way he did it sent
Speaker 4: up some red flags in the studio amongst the ladies,
Speaker 4: of course.
Speaker 1: I mean, it's not like we're trying to be judge.
Speaker 3: Really bro.
Speaker 8: A little bit harsh.
Speaker 20: Maybe you can solving it up to hurt our feelings jum.
Speaker 3: It up right after this second date update?
Speaker 4: How do we feel about people bringing gifts for the
Speaker 4: first date?
Speaker 1: It compens?
Speaker 8: Is there an inside joke or are you talking about.
Speaker 9: Just a fift I have friends who love it.
Speaker 4: I actually went out with the dentist ones who tried
Speaker 4: to gift me a BMW on the first date.
Speaker 1: I told you, but I said, you wait.
Speaker 4: It was only a three series though, and the leather
Speaker 4: seats weren't even in the right color. So mamm didn
Speaker 4: raise no fool, I know my worst okay, and I
Speaker 4: dismissed them.
Speaker 1: Are you driving a Kia like I am right now?
Speaker 4: That's just one of the cars that I'm driving. To
Speaker 4: choose which car on which day? Same But from the
Speaker 4: email we received, I heard gifts were exchange on this
Speaker 4: first date, which is a little bit unique. And so
Speaker 4: let's talk to the guy, Enrique. Welcome to the show.
Speaker 6: Hey, what's happening? Guys?
Speaker 8: Thanks for having me thinking Aboutrique Iglesias.
Speaker 1: I wasn't actually, I was just thinking about this guy.
Speaker 4: And Enrique, this is your first time on the show.
Speaker 4: It's kind of like our first date. Do we get
Speaker 4: a gift?
Speaker 3: Maybe?
Speaker 6: Sure?
Speaker 21: You do?
Speaker 1: Is that like that's your thing is you're the gift guy.
Speaker 4: You love language, but if it's anything less than a
Speaker 4: three series, then we're not interested.
Speaker 3: I'm talking.
Speaker 8: I just bought a new car.
Speaker 9: So did you warn the person you were going out
Speaker 9: with that gifts were going to be on the table?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 6: Yeah, yeah, I mean you know, we met online.
Speaker 3: That's okay, okay, And what's her name? You say it
Speaker 3: all right?
Speaker 4: You're talking to Josie online?
Speaker 6: Yeah, and langage just came up and we found out
Speaker 6: that causing.
Speaker 21: Gifts are a number one love language.
Speaker 1: The gift givers.
Speaker 6: Okay, so we decided to bring each other a gift
Speaker 6: on our first date. Nothing too crazy.
Speaker 3: Both of you were going to bring gifts, not a surprise.
Speaker 1: Okay, did you set a price limit?
Speaker 6: No, we just said something very simple.
Speaker 4: Okay, sometimes to be reminded later on, you know, yeah.
Speaker 1: I think it makes it.
Speaker 3: It's good. Take us to the date. How did it go?
Speaker 3: What happened?
Speaker 1: What'd you bring?
Speaker 21: But tell you something before that, we lived kind of
Speaker 21: far away, like I drove like two hours to get
Speaker 21: to her.
Speaker 9: So she brought you gas money not so much.
Speaker 21: But anyway, we met at this Mexican restaurant for dinner
Speaker 21: and sat down, and.
Speaker 6: So she gives me her gifts first.
Speaker 21: Okay, so since we had some conversations. I'm a big Spider.
Speaker 3: Man fan, she got you some spiders.
Speaker 21: That's cool, dude, right, No, no, but she gave me
Speaker 21: little Spider Man act and figure awesome.
Speaker 1: She's paying attention, she's remembering.
Speaker 8: Put it on a shelf.
Speaker 4: You'll always know, like, yeah, we give her a check
Speaker 4: mark for her gift? What did you get her?
Speaker 6: So it might sound a little crazy, okay, but let
Speaker 6: me flame what it's called a long distance love lamp?
Speaker 3: A long long distance love What is that?
Speaker 1: That's a little bit what is a little overwhelmed?
Speaker 8: Already?
Speaker 1: Tell Jeffrey what it is.
Speaker 21: I know what they are, something like you know what's
Speaker 21: far away?
Speaker 17: Right?
Speaker 21: If I touched mine, hers will glow, you see, Like,
Speaker 21: oh you know, okay.
Speaker 3: It's the way of touching each other and turning each
Speaker 3: other on.
Speaker 1: I'm faking, not exactly.
Speaker 3: It doesn't have to.
Speaker 12: Be like couples.
Speaker 1: I get it. It's like family.
Speaker 12: Feel doesn't say love lamp on.
Speaker 9: The box when you hand it to it, because that
Speaker 9: I think is going to be key.
Speaker 6: No, no, no, no no.
Speaker 21: If I had the lamp out of the box, you know,
Speaker 21: I had to like, you know, good, okay, so it's.
Speaker 1: Just the lamp that she gets, So you're just handing
Speaker 1: her a lamp. What was her reaction?
Speaker 6: At first? She was like a little confused, you.
Speaker 1: Know, she didn't know what it was.
Speaker 6: Yeah, you know, he gave me a lamp.
Speaker 3: It's not a typical first day gift. I like lamp, okay,
Speaker 3: right right right.
Speaker 21: So then I had to explain to her the same
Speaker 21: thing I just told you guys right now too.
Speaker 8: Okay.
Speaker 21: You know she was like, oh wow, that's so sweet.
Speaker 21: She's like, nobody never gave me a lamp before.
Speaker 1: Oh she liked it.
Speaker 4: Alexis if a guy gave you a love lamp on
Speaker 4: your first meet up. I see, I didn't get to
Speaker 4: finish asking the question order shadow.
Speaker 12: I don't really not a pan. It's just what if
Speaker 12: you have another guy over when it's going off? Like
Speaker 12: that's my fear, Like.
Speaker 1: It's just like you can't even think about that. You
Speaker 1: have to be.
Speaker 12: Exclusive, Like I don't want a guy over.
Speaker 1: And this lamp was flashing in the corner, and he's good.
Speaker 21: You had a lot of long conversations like I'm getting
Speaker 21: so open, you know, it's like I'm not seeing nobody else.
Speaker 6: I really really dig this girl. I mean she was,
Speaker 6: Oh my god, she's so hot, you.
Speaker 4: Know, and you're putting all your cards on the table with.
Speaker 21: This well yeah, man, and you know I give her
Speaker 21: a lamp.
Speaker 3: You're putting all your lamps on the table. Whatever you're doing.
Speaker 1: How did the rest of the.
Speaker 6: All right? So the day was awesome.
Speaker 21: Okay, We've talked for hours and you know, we kept
Speaker 21: having some drinks and I.
Speaker 6: Went to her house.
Speaker 1: Her house.
Speaker 3: It is the lamp, you know.
Speaker 6: I made sure the lamp was on.
Speaker 1: Okay, Okay, have you used the lamp since your last date?
Speaker 9: Yeah?
Speaker 6: Every single day, especially night.
Speaker 3: Time.
Speaker 9: Okay, have you gotten the light back or is it
Speaker 9: just you lighting her up?
Speaker 6: Well, this is the thing. At first mine was glowing
Speaker 6: all the time.
Speaker 21: Now it's not really lighting up that much anymore.
Speaker 1: The lights have gone out on love just.
Speaker 6: Yeah.
Speaker 21: But then I text her and she doesn't really respond or.
Speaker 4: To ask about the text because the lamps aside. If
Speaker 4: you're not texting, that's a big problem. It's tough doing
Speaker 4: a long distance relationship thing. Your date does sound pretty
Speaker 4: lit to me. But we're gonna come back and we'll
Speaker 4: call Josie for you and try and get you a
Speaker 4: second date update.
Speaker 3: Get that light glowing again right after this.
Speaker 6: All right, all right, thanks guys, All right, man hold.
Speaker 3: On second date update.
Speaker 4: Brooks said something pretty profound in the first part of
Speaker 4: the second date call. Kind of hit it right on
Speaker 4: the nose when she said, and now their love light
Speaker 4: has gone dark, sinking deep into the abyss of eternal loneliness,
Speaker 4: like a lost ship in the middle of the Atlantic
Speaker 4: Ocean that's lost all power. And as the crew is
Speaker 4: jumping overboard into the icy waters, the boat takes on.
Speaker 3: More water, and all hope and happen is lost forever
Speaker 3: and always I'm just paraphrasing. She said it was something
Speaker 3: along those lines.
Speaker 9: I'm actually hopeful that this love story doesn't end as
Speaker 9: tragically as the one you're talking about.
Speaker 4: But oh yeah, it's your love story that you painted
Speaker 4: in the first part. I'm just trying to paraphrase. Because
Speaker 4: Enrique and his date Josie agreed to exchange gifts when
Speaker 4: they had their first meet up, and she got him
Speaker 4: a Spider Man toy because he's into Spider Man. He
Speaker 4: got her a long distance love lamp, which is where
Speaker 4: if you touch yours, their lamp lights up on their
Speaker 4: end to show that you're thinking of them.
Speaker 9: And apparently they were using it back and forth for
Speaker 9: a little while.
Speaker 3: At least in the first few days.
Speaker 4: It was going off like a strobe light at a
Speaker 4: Tiesto concert. Yeah, lately, not only is the lamp dimming,
Speaker 4: so are in Rique's hopes for a second date. Enrique,
Speaker 4: any thoughts that you'd like to share over some sad,
Speaker 4: depressing music.
Speaker 3: Now's your chance.
Speaker 6: It's a little sad right now where you're playing.
Speaker 4: Well, I'm sorry, but that's just the image that broke
Speaker 4: paints with her words to me, always be I'm just
Speaker 4: bringing them to light.
Speaker 3: Yeah, ok but light, that's happening. I'm just we're all
Speaker 3: here for you.
Speaker 6: Yeah, man, okay, I'm hopeful.
Speaker 3: Just like those sailors were when they left the dog.
Speaker 3: Just dial Josie for you right now. Here we go.
Speaker 4: Hello, Hey, we're looking for Josie. Hey Josie. Uh, I
Speaker 4: don't know if you know us. We're a radio show
Speaker 4: called Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning.
Speaker 1: Hey, Josie.
Speaker 4: Hey, Hi, we got a lot that we'd like to
Speaker 4: talk to you about. One of our listeners says that
Speaker 4: he went on a date with you not too long ago.
Speaker 1: And had an amazing time.
Speaker 6: Okay, am I on the radio right now?
Speaker 7: Yeah?
Speaker 8: Pretty cool.
Speaker 1: Welcome to the show.
Speaker 4: You're the star of the hour, and your co star,
Speaker 4: hopefully is the guy that you were with named Enrique.
Speaker 6: Oh yeah, I know Enrique.
Speaker 4: Okay, okay, Well, we know a little bit about Enrique
Speaker 4: and your guys' date because he told us some details
Speaker 4: from it.
Speaker 3: It sounded pretty good on our end.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it sounded flirty, fun. You guys had maybe a
Speaker 1: lot of margarita's, which is always a positive that.
Speaker 4: We thought it was interesting that you guys decided to
Speaker 4: exchange gifts before you even met each other.
Speaker 14: Yeah, it was fun.
Speaker 4: Actually, Okay, how'd you feel about the lamp that he
Speaker 4: gave you?
Speaker 13: I I actually loved the lamp gift.
Speaker 21: I thought it was so thoughtful.
Speaker 6: I thought it was a really sweet gesture from him.
Speaker 8: Oh wow, you didn't think it was. People were thinking
Speaker 8: it may have been too much, too soon.
Speaker 13: Well, we are kind of long distance, so it meant more.
Speaker 9: Wait, you still you still consider yourself currently long distance
Speaker 9: with him?
Speaker 13: No, not currently, but we were long distance.
Speaker 1: Oh okay, you're still thinking it.
Speaker 4: But you said that you liked the lamp gift, and
Speaker 4: we heard that you guys were using it at least
Speaker 4: for a little while after the date. Yeah, we're not
Speaker 4: sure what's changed since then.
Speaker 13: Well, I I think he's a cheater.
Speaker 1: What a cheater? What?
Speaker 14: What?
Speaker 1: Why do you think he's a cheater?
Speaker 8: Oh?
Speaker 13: I know he's a cheater.
Speaker 3: Well, we share.
Speaker 13: Locations on our phone, so we can see where each other.
Speaker 9: Are already, You guys a relationship.
Speaker 3: That's very close with each other.
Speaker 13: Okay, it's strong and like we knew, like win to
Speaker 13: call each other and all that stuff. And then a
Speaker 13: few times my lamp will light up and I will
Speaker 13: look at his location and he was out somewhere else,
Speaker 13: not at his house.
Speaker 8: Someone else's touching the lamp exactly.
Speaker 1: They wouldn't side piece touch a lamp.
Speaker 4: Yeah, if that was true, he would be out with
Speaker 4: the side piece, most likely not leaving her at his
Speaker 4: place to touch and mess around and touch the lamp exactly.
Speaker 13: That's why I think he's either married or.
Speaker 15: Have a living girlfriend there, and you're.
Speaker 3: The side piece.
Speaker 1: In that case, he bought himself.
Speaker 9: I think you're misreading something here, because he wouldn't call
Speaker 9: a radio show and ask us to publicly ask you
Speaker 9: out again.
Speaker 1: If he was cheating, that would be I mean, unless
Speaker 1: he's really dumb, that would be real.
Speaker 4: It's really really big to jump to conclusions like that.
Speaker 4: And look, the love lamp that he gave us for
Speaker 4: our studio is lighting up, which I think means that
Speaker 4: he wants to talk to you right now, because he's
Speaker 4: actually on the other line listening.
Speaker 3: What yeah, yeah, so we don't really have a love lamp.
Speaker 3: I made that up, but he is on the other line.
Speaker 13: I don't think that's Oh my god, No, I don't
Speaker 13: want to talk to a cheater.
Speaker 4: What well, just give him a chance. Hear him out
Speaker 4: there might be some misunderstanding.
Speaker 21: Yeah, yeah, Josie, Josie, I'm not cheating on you, Okay,
Speaker 21: I swear I'm ing on you.
Speaker 2: I no, no, dude, I'm not buying it.
Speaker 1: God, it's so hard.
Speaker 9: It's so hard to stay your case when someone says
Speaker 9: you're a cheater, because when you say you're not a cheater,
Speaker 9: it sounds more like yeah.
Speaker 8: It's like I'm innocent.
Speaker 4: That's what's going on with your lamp, dude.
Speaker 13: And I don't hear any excuses like, oh, your dog
Speaker 13: is touching the lamp, or it's all by mistake, it's.
Speaker 15: Falty or whatever it is, because I'm not going to
Speaker 15: buy it a dog.
Speaker 21: Oh, Girlie, I am the one touching the lamp.
Speaker 11: I am the one.
Speaker 6: I take it with me everywhere I go. If I
Speaker 6: go to a cafe, Wait, I go to a bar?
Speaker 3: Are you kidding?
Speaker 14: Bro?
Speaker 11: Wait, I'm going to guys.
Speaker 21: I like this girl so much that I carry this
Speaker 21: lamp with me everywhere I go.
Speaker 3: Wait, you go to a wait? Hold on, you go
Speaker 3: to a shop and plug the lamp in just to
Speaker 3: touch it?
Speaker 6: Why about you?
Speaker 4: Soon?
Speaker 14: But not.
Speaker 12: The same level somehow?
Speaker 1: Sorry?
Speaker 18: Brook?
Speaker 4: But how are you feeling right now accusing him of
Speaker 4: such horrible things earlier with me.
Speaker 1: Just the visual of him walking down the street.
Speaker 3: With a lamb Imrika, you don't have to take that
Speaker 3: from her.
Speaker 1: It's really cute, Rikae. I'm sorry.
Speaker 21: No, well all right, but wait, wait, you guys know
Speaker 21: how you want to go with your phoney trying to
Speaker 21: plug your phone somewhere right and totally same.
Speaker 8: Thing at the airport with a big o.
Speaker 4: You asked the bartender if you can unplug the jukebox
Speaker 4: for just a second so I can touch my girlfriend
Speaker 4: two hours away.
Speaker 6: Yeah, well something like that.
Speaker 3: Okay, Josie, what do you think.
Speaker 14: I'm not behind this dude.
Speaker 1: No man would ever say something that embarrassing unless it
Speaker 1: was true.
Speaker 3: Thank you.
Speaker 4: And we're giving him a really hard time, and he's
Speaker 4: doing a great job like defending himself.
Speaker 3: I'm actually kind of believing him on this Listen.
Speaker 21: I swear my grandmother's wave. I take that lamp everywhere
Speaker 21: I go.
Speaker 6: I wanted to show this girl that how much I
Speaker 6: like her, and I want to take her.
Speaker 4: There is a love lamp in his grandmother's grave too,
Speaker 4: so that he can show some love to his dead ground.
Speaker 8: It's going off it's going on.
Speaker 9: I'm just kidding, but Josie, it feels like you two
Speaker 9: are like meant for each other.
Speaker 7: I mean, you would just trust him.
Speaker 13: Okay, you guys really think I should believe him?
Speaker 2: Yes?
Speaker 3: Yes, And if you carry the lamp with you everywhere,
Speaker 3: do you have it with you right now? Could you
Speaker 3: turn it on? Bro Yeah?
Speaker 6: I mean I could just go in the trunk of
Speaker 6: my car and get it right now and I can
Speaker 6: plug it on.
Speaker 3: I don't think we have time for that.
Speaker 1: I don't know my Highlander has a plugin for.
Speaker 3: Okay, Brook will.
Speaker 4: Drive her Highlander over to where you are and you
Speaker 4: can plug in your lamp to your car.
Speaker 1: Upgrade to a car like that.
Speaker 9: The lamp on.
Speaker 4: While this was a terrible idea, I'm just saying I
Speaker 4: believe him, Josie. I think the whole room believes him.
Speaker 4: That you carry this lamp to prove that he's that.
Speaker 1: Into you and he's not a cheater.
Speaker 12: He wouldn't call in and do this over the radio.
Speaker 2: Well.
Speaker 4: I do disagree with Brooke on that point, but everything
Speaker 4: else that we said, I think it's true. And we'd
Speaker 4: like to send you two out on another date that
Speaker 4: we would pay for if you're up for a.
Speaker 9: Josie, what if he took you to his house to
Speaker 9: prove that he doesn't live with anybody else.
Speaker 21: Yeah, look, come over to my house and you should
Speaker 21: see the lamp and I'll definitely have the light on again,
Speaker 21: you know, with your lamp and everything.
Speaker 6: We'll make something fun out of this.
Speaker 4: Come on, Josie, winning you over a little bit here, Josie,
Speaker 4: one more chance?
Speaker 3: Come on?
Speaker 21: Now, that's actually pretty sweet. I have to say, he's
Speaker 21: just you are quite a charmer. Enrique.
Speaker 3: I have to oh, wow, are with that?
Speaker 11: Yeah?
Speaker 21: Well, oh my.
Speaker 15: God, he's busting out the Spanish.
Speaker 21: Now okay, so is that.
Speaker 3: A yes, Josie, Yes, that's my leg.
Speaker 2: What are you doing brooking Jeffrey in the morning?
Speaker 3: Uh oh.
Speaker 4: Spoiler alert, not to ruin the surprise, but jose just
Speaker 4: bought all of us love lamps for Christmas.
Speaker 8: Yeah, you're welcome, because gift giving is my love language.
Speaker 3: I'll tap for you, broken, Alexis.
Speaker 4: If you guys decided to go on vacation in Europe again,
Speaker 4: make sure you have the right adapters so that you
Speaker 4: could plug that baby and get some Papa Bear love
Speaker 4: across the scene.
Speaker 8: I think as already has like seven love lambs.
Speaker 1: I think she's fine. I don't think they're in a room.
Speaker 1: I think they're in the garbage again.
Speaker 3: I know there's a lot of judgment about the love lamps,
Speaker 3: but it was actually perfect for this couple.
Speaker 4: I'm really happy for that.
Speaker 3: They seem like they might actually be a go.
Speaker 1: This is the type of thing. It gives you hope
Speaker 1: that there's someone for everyone.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 9: Serious, no matter if you're the guy walking down the
Speaker 9: street holding a lamb, you found love.
Speaker 3: That's right, and that could be you. If you want
Speaker 3: to email the show, we'll call that person not calling
Speaker 3: you back.
Speaker 4: Make sure to listen to all our second date updates
Speaker 4: on our podcast a Brook and Jeffrey wherever you get your.
Speaker 2: Podcast Freaking Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 3: There's a Lost and Found for everything. They have him
Speaker 3: at school.
Speaker 4: If you lose your binder at the mall, if you
Speaker 4: lose your phone, even at the grocery store, if you
Speaker 4: lose your child, yeah, you just go to the giant
Speaker 4: Lost and Found bin of children.
Speaker 3: Over by the section.
Speaker 1: He's got dig deep for one.
Speaker 3: Actually, that one's kind of cuter than mine.
Speaker 4: I'm going to take him home, but what if you're
Speaker 4: out in the world then you spot the one who
Speaker 4: makes you feel that instant romantic spark, only to lose
Speaker 4: them before exchanging numbers.
Speaker 3: Where's the lost and Found box for that?
Speaker 4: Actually it's at Craigslist, which is why we do this
Speaker 4: segment every single week, reading a brand new edition of
Speaker 4: Craigslist Misconnections.
Speaker 3: That's coming up, CUTI Misconnections.
Speaker 2: That was me staring.
Speaker 4: There's only two places to find true love in this world.
Speaker 4: One is in the display window of Macy's when you
Speaker 4: accidentally brush shoulders with one of their headless mannequins.
Speaker 3: Oh no, mouth, I guess we gotta skip right to
Speaker 3: second on the pages of craigslist dot org.
Speaker 4: Yeah, we scoured that website every week to find the
Speaker 4: best misconnections that they have to offer, Like with this
Speaker 4: first misconnection titled you Reved Me Up all the way
Speaker 4: up woman for man Fortis Car Dealership.
Speaker 1: Figure that was going to be the place.
Speaker 4: I'm just gonna read this. How I think the woman
Speaker 4: would sound you dark hair, longer than normal beard, and
Speaker 4: a warm blue denim shirt with a cute hole in
Speaker 4: the side.
Speaker 3: About the size of my fist.
Speaker 1: That's a big hole.
Speaker 3: Cute, big hole me.
Speaker 4: Petite woman wearing nothing but Prada, looking good, and also
Speaker 4: looking to purchase a new ride.
Speaker 1: This is the woman that you're voicing right now. I
Speaker 1: did not expect to be darning any product.
Speaker 4: We walked around the lot, looking at all the different vehicles,
Speaker 4: a ka, kicking the tires if you will.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, Are you sure your lady didn't go to
Speaker 1: the dress bar.
Speaker 4: At one point, you gave me a boost into the
Speaker 4: driver's seat of a large suv. Okay, I felt like
Speaker 4: I was baby Simba and you were Rafiki, the proud month,
Speaker 4: lifting me towards the heavens. Just the thought makes me
Speaker 4: lose my breath. I love it, and you were a
Speaker 4: gentleman too. When I asked you to move your bottom hand,
Speaker 4: you politely obliged.
Speaker 8: Wait towards her away.
Speaker 4: We sat in the car together for quite a while.
Speaker 4: Maybe you had other ideas, because you kept pointing out
Speaker 4: that this model is known for its ample back seat space.
Speaker 1: Okay, I think he just wants to sell you the car.
Speaker 4: But I laughed because I do enjoy a good flirt
Speaker 4: now and again. I don't get it a lot at
Speaker 4: home because my husband's almost forty.
Speaker 9: Years my seat Oh God, and that explains how the
Speaker 9: product happens.
Speaker 4: When I thought you told me the funniest joke of all,
Speaker 4: you said, you don't really work there.
Speaker 3: Put it to the homeless encampment down the road.
Speaker 1: Now I know why he has a hole in his shirt.
Speaker 3: He was joking, right, I don't think so that sidned Elena.
Speaker 1: Yeah, he knows how big the back seat is because
Speaker 1: he sleeps there.
Speaker 4: So let's go to your next misconnection, entitled Where's the
Speaker 4: Maid who Stole My Heart?
Speaker 3: Oh man for woman late thirties.
Speaker 4: He says, we met a number of years back when
Speaker 4: you clean the dried puke out of the foyer of my.
Speaker 3: Apartment built Oh day.
Speaker 4: I remember being absolutely astounded by how well you were
Speaker 4: able to scrape it out.
Speaker 3: Of the rug. It's me, this is Harry No.
Speaker 1: But can we just like edit before we read these?
Speaker 4: This is from the heartbrook He says, there is no
Speaker 4: way I could have done that sober or nonsense.
Speaker 3: Wow, this guy that was a while back.
Speaker 4: I've moved three times since then, maybe four, he doesn't know,
Speaker 4: and have been in and out of places that keep
Speaker 4: people for extended periods.
Speaker 1: Ah, you know, I don't think that counts as a move.
Speaker 4: Also, I can't remember if I got evicted or not
Speaker 4: at the place that we met, but I think so
Speaker 4: because I let too many pigeons stay in my room.
Speaker 3: I don't know there's a limit. Yeah, he says some
Speaker 3: details that might help you remember me. My name is Dallas.
Speaker 3: Is he sure?
Speaker 1: Because he's not real sure about anything else.
Speaker 3: I'm thin but not skinny.
Speaker 4: And you liked that because you said it was always
Speaker 4: easy to roll me over in the foyer after I
Speaker 4: would pass out. My God, details I remember about you.
Speaker 4: You may have been Filipino or Mexican. You had big
Speaker 4: boobs and a lot of lipstick.
Speaker 3: And your name is Frieda or Louning.
Speaker 1: Not even.
Speaker 4: I have some memory issues, but we could tell if
Speaker 4: that sounds like you, Please send some pics so I can.
Speaker 1: Confirm you want to hire her again or go on
Speaker 1: a date, he says.
Speaker 4: Now that I'm not a teenager anymore, we can finally chill.
Speaker 4: That signed Dallas be his mom. Let's go to your
Speaker 4: next misconnection titled extra butter on My Love Please Woman
Speaker 4: for Man fifties movie Theater.
Speaker 3: I was the woman wearing a Keanu.
Speaker 4: Four pres t shirt that bought a ticket to the
Speaker 4: latest John wickflick.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, I just realized who I wanted to
Speaker 1: vote for.
Speaker 4: You were the ponytailed mid thirties employee that handed me
Speaker 4: my sixty four ounce Mountain Dew golden freeze cup. Has
Speaker 4: anyone ever told you that when you smile it looks
Speaker 4: like you're frowning.
Speaker 2: Cowl?
Speaker 3: It's actually kind of cute.
Speaker 4: It reminds me of my old pit bull when I
Speaker 4: would catch him chewing on my painties. Anyway, I left
Speaker 4: to go see Wick kill a record amount of bad guys,
Speaker 4: but I kept making excuses to leave my three kids
Speaker 4: in the theater alone to go back to the concession Stane.
Speaker 4: You brought three children to see John Wick.
Speaker 1: That's a pretty violent film.
Speaker 4: I'm not sure if you figured out my intentions, but
Speaker 4: the third time, when I asked you to layer my
Speaker 4: corn with some extra.
Speaker 3: Buttery topping, your eyebrow went up. Were you flirting with me?
Speaker 1: I think he's just questioning her arteries right now.
Speaker 3: I couldn't leave.
Speaker 4: During the second half of the film, my two youngest
Speaker 4: ones were.
Speaker 3: Having a belching contest. Man the toddler crapt his drawers.
Speaker 4: Toddler, it did smell ripen there, but we stayed because
Speaker 4: I wanted to get my money's worse. How about this,
Speaker 4: you replied to this message and promised to bring over
Speaker 4: that buttery topping. We can use it for something totally
Speaker 4: different than pop.
Speaker 1: That toddler needs no more butter.
Speaker 3: Then you could pop my kernel after.
Speaker 14: That?
Speaker 3: Signed ANGI, oh wow, you want me to forward this
Speaker 3: one to you?
Speaker 17: Sure? Man?
Speaker 3: Those are your Craigslist misconnections.
Speaker 2: For other week brooking Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 4: We are coming up on Valentine's Day here, and a
Speaker 4: new study found the average person spends one hundred and
Speaker 4: ninety two dollars on their.
Speaker 3: Valentine nice is a lot of money, and.
Speaker 4: It is a lot of money. I wonder what today's
Speaker 4: player Kira thinks about that. Kira, what do you think
Speaker 4: about people who spend money to earn love?
Speaker 15: You know what, this year, that's not going to be
Speaker 15: us in our case, So we're gonna be going the
Speaker 15: cheapest route possible, cheap.
Speaker 1: I know what he wants for free, doesn't cost anything.
Speaker 4: You don't think that people should pay for love, Kira,
Speaker 4: because I do that all the time their own Yeah.
Speaker 1: She doesn't judge. You're in a safe space with Kira.
Speaker 17: I like that.
Speaker 1: Kira.
Speaker 4: They we're gonna send brook out of the studio, and Kira,
Speaker 4: you know how the game works. He got thirty seconds
Speaker 4: answer as many questions as possible. If you don't know when,
Speaker 4: you could say pass. But you do have to beat
Speaker 4: Brooke outright to win.
Speaker 3: Are you ready?
Speaker 11: All right?
Speaker 6: Let's go, good luck.
Speaker 4: Your time starts now. On this day in two thousand
Speaker 4: and four, Mattel announced what famous toy couple had broken.
Speaker 15: Up, Keen and Barbie.
Speaker 3: What war ended in eighteen sixty five?
Speaker 6: The Civil War?
Speaker 4: How many presidents have been elected while not being married.
Speaker 4: Two butterflies do not have tongues. Instead, their taste receptors
Speaker 4: are located.
Speaker 15: Where they're antenna.
Speaker 4: What is the name of the clown villain in the
Speaker 4: movie It?
Speaker 13: Anyway?
Speaker 3: Ten million bricks were used to make what iconic New
Speaker 3: York building.
Speaker 15: The Empire State Building.
Speaker 3: We're gonna accept that answer.
Speaker 4: Good work, Kira Brooks gonna come back into the studio
Speaker 4: and on my screener here I can't tell it says
Speaker 4: you is Are you a toy store photographer?
Speaker 15: I worked part time in a toy store, but I'm
Speaker 15: also a photographer, and I photographed costs players.
Speaker 1: You take phot is of cosplay people.
Speaker 17: I do.
Speaker 15: Yeah, I am family, but I'm trying to break more
Speaker 15: into the cost playground because I'm also to my.
Speaker 9: First comic con and my nieces have said that I
Speaker 9: need to dress up like this person from Owl House.
Speaker 3: Kira, Who do you dress up as when you cosplay?
Speaker 15: I like to do Princess peach Oh. Planning to do
Speaker 15: debut my Sailor Moon this year.
Speaker 2: I called a few weeks ago.
Speaker 15: I am pregnant, so I don't know what I'm gonna
Speaker 15: fit by then, So we'll.
Speaker 1: Just do any cosplay costume that has a crop top
Speaker 1: and you'll be fine. You know, there you go, It
Speaker 1: still fits.
Speaker 3: All right, Brooke, it's your turn. Are you ready?
Speaker 1: Yes, I'm ready.
Speaker 3: Good luck. Your time starts now. On this day.
Speaker 4: In two thousand and four, Mattel announced what famous toy
Speaker 4: couple had broken up.
Speaker 1: Barby and Ken.
Speaker 3: What war ended in eighteen sixty five, the.
Speaker 1: Civil War?
Speaker 3: How many presidents have been elected while not being married.
Speaker 1: None.
Speaker 4: Butterflies do not have tons. Instead, their taste receptors are.
Speaker 3: Low kidd where the antennas? What is the name of
Speaker 3: the clown villain in the movie it.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, Pennywise, ten million.
Speaker 3: Bricks were used to make what iconic New York building.
Speaker 1: The Statue of Liberty.
Speaker 3: All right, we.
Speaker 4: Got our answers, and we're gonna go over to the
Speaker 4: scoreboard with a man that we call Jose.
Speaker 8: It takes a lot of work to be this lazy.
Speaker 16: Kira.
Speaker 8: You got five correct today?
Speaker 14: Yeah?
Speaker 8: Great?
Speaker 1: I messed up.
Speaker 9: We've been watching Lego Masters, so when you said bricks,
Speaker 9: I was thinking Lego bricks.
Speaker 1: It was pictured of like how many bricks it would take.
Speaker 8: Anyway, I think it's been written in underlying.
Speaker 3: So let's recap.
Speaker 8: Kira got five and Brooke got three.
Speaker 3: You dominated Brook today, Well done?
Speaker 1: Yes, nice work, Kira.
Speaker 4: Let's over the answers for everybody on this day to
Speaker 4: the Mattel announced that Barbie.
Speaker 3: And Ken had broken up. Oh no, why aren't you sad? Brook?
Speaker 14: No?
Speaker 1: I mean we didn't really ever need Ken. Oh yeah,
Speaker 1: nobody played with Ken.
Speaker 3: Yeah yeah, some of us did.
Speaker 4: The war that ended in eighteen sixty five was the
Speaker 4: Civil War. There are two presidents who've been elected while
Speaker 4: not being married, Grover Cleveland and James Buchanan.
Speaker 1: I'm not up on my Buchanan facts.
Speaker 4: Lately, butterflies do not have tongues. Instead, they can taste
Speaker 4: using their feet.
Speaker 3: Oh weird.
Speaker 4: They taste them as they grasp onto the flowers. Pennywise
Speaker 4: is the clown villain in the movie It and ten
Speaker 4: million bricks were used to make the iconic New York
Speaker 4: building the Empire State. Yes, Kira, Congratulations, you beat Brooks,
Speaker 4: so you get one hundred dollars plus just for playing.
Speaker 4: We're also giving you a twenty five dollars Disney gift card,
Speaker 4: valid at any Disney resort, theme park, or online in
Speaker 4: the Disney Store.
Speaker 17: Awesome, thank you.
Speaker 9: Yeah.
Speaker 15: Can I faar a quick fun fact?
Speaker 2: Yeah? Sure.
Speaker 15: Jeffrey, you are actually following my dog on Instagram?
Speaker 2: Oh really, I.
Speaker 3: Follow like ninety people, so you follow the dog. I guess.
Speaker 15: So you have anes named Logan.
Speaker 4: Oh that's because I have an these too. I think
Speaker 4: I want them to play together.
Speaker 9: I don't even think Jeffrey follows our own at brook
Speaker 9: and Jeffrey.
Speaker 4: I mean, he's an exclusive company, so that's really special.
Speaker 4: Thank you for playing here. Congratulations. We'll be back to
Speaker 4: do Windbrooks Box same time tomorrow.
Speaker 2: Brooking Jeffrey in the morning,