Speaker 1: Okay, let's be honest. You already know we sound dumb,
Speaker 1: but it's time you go find out how dumb we look.
Speaker 2: Okay, just go to.
Speaker 3: All of our socials at Brook and Jeffrey after you
Speaker 3: hear the full show, which starts right now.
Speaker 2: It's almost Valentines Day, so let me let a scented
Speaker 2: candle and massage you. It's new information.
Speaker 1: You could tell when Jeffrey comes in with a deep voice.
Speaker 2: Brook and Jeffrey in the morning. And look, not everybody's
Speaker 2: as lucky as Brook to have a husband who plans
Speaker 2: for Valentines eight nine months sometimes in a France.
Speaker 1: Don't even start with me.
Speaker 2: I won't. I know he's the best at this. If
Speaker 2: you're struggling though, to come up with a last minute
Speaker 2: plan for Cupids B Day, we got you covered because
Speaker 2: Google Trends just put out a list of the most
Speaker 2: popular date night activities from every state in the country.
Speaker 2: So Brook, you tell me how you'd feel if a guy,
Speaker 2: let's just say your husband in these for you. Okay,
Speaker 2: Number one is going to the movies like that Seven
Speaker 2: states have that as number one.
Speaker 1: My husband can't stay awake through a full movie and
Speaker 1: it's not super sexy to have him snoring next to me,
Speaker 1: but from other couples, it's.
Speaker 2: Good just kiss his open mouth while he's sleeping. Similar
Speaker 2: invitation Texas and Georgia specifically like drive in movies.
Speaker 1: Oh that's more fun.
Speaker 2: How about mini golf? That's the number one date idea
Speaker 2: in California, Kansas and Washington State. That would be bowling
Speaker 2: and arcades are big in Pennsylvania and Louisiana. I love
Speaker 2: that escape rooms are number one for dates in the
Speaker 2: northeast Maine, New Hampshire, Vermont, and then not surprisingly the
Speaker 2: top date night for Brooks home state of Idaho. Rage rooms. Yeah,
Speaker 2: soundroom man.
Speaker 1: I was just talking about how in high school we
Speaker 1: used to do fundraiser where we just get a beater
Speaker 1: car and then everybody had to pay ten bucks to
Speaker 1: whack it with a sledgehammer. Made a lot of money.
Speaker 2: Super romantic. Two sledgehammers, one printer. Okay, we got hot dates.
Speaker 2: In Oklahoma, they like to go to the bookstore.
Speaker 1: What their record does not show. That's a state. It's
Speaker 1: a campfire what you do there?
Speaker 3: Totally.
Speaker 2: Finally, in Utah, couples like to get freaky after visiting
Speaker 2: the aquarium. I just wanted to other day. It's so
Speaker 2: landlocked though, That's why it's so like romantic. It's very
Speaker 2: exotic to see.
Speaker 3: Something like that.
Speaker 1: Utah, Okay, this isn't a rainbow trout, is it?
Speaker 3: Good job?
Speaker 2: I'm surprised Trivia Night with a dog shot collar didn't
Speaker 2: make the last That should definitely be up there for
Speaker 2: your Valentine's ideas. We're going to show you how it's
Speaker 2: done with the shot colic question of the day and
Speaker 2: send it over to digital.
Speaker 3: Well.
Speaker 4: As we're talking about, Valentine's Day is one of the
Speaker 4: best holidays to whisper sweet nothing into your lover's ears.
Speaker 4: But considering how much the four of you like to talk,
Speaker 4: your flirting game sure.
Speaker 2: Could use some work.
Speaker 3: You know.
Speaker 4: For example, Alexis's romantic advances usually cause men to move
Speaker 4: to other continents.
Speaker 1: Track record Brooks idea of.
Speaker 4: Sexy talk with her husband is softly whispering nineties hip
Speaker 4: hop lyrics through the bars of his cage.
Speaker 2: You make me want to shoot. I just shoot.
Speaker 4: In fact, as of late, if you're keeping score at home,
Speaker 4: jose is the most romantically successful person in this.
Speaker 5: Room a time.
Speaker 1: Be alive.
Speaker 2: Wow, it's like I haven't had a relation.
Speaker 4: So to help you out today, we're breaking down the
Speaker 4: top twenty most popular candy heart sayings dating back to
Speaker 4: the nineteen seventies in a converse sational, sensational relational edition.
Speaker 2: Of plenty of twenty.
Speaker 4: Now some ground rules. All twenty answers are two word phrases.
Speaker 4: They are all two word phrases. We're gonna start with
Speaker 4: the man who has voted third sloppyist kisser in his fraternity.
Speaker 2: That's Jeffrey. Okay, two word thing that you would find
Speaker 2: on a candy sweetheart.
Speaker 1: Yeah, most popular, right, like, yeah, I know.
Speaker 2: The one that I've been gifted the most by people
Speaker 2: says no way. But I see that as a positive, Like,
Speaker 2: oh you think I'm cute? No way going? No way?
Speaker 3: No way?
Speaker 2: Is number seven on my.
Speaker 1: Next up is jose No there's rejection hearts.
Speaker 2: Those the ones I.
Speaker 6: Got, well, there are actually some that are funny and negative.
Speaker 6: But I'm gonna go with the easiest one I could
Speaker 6: think of it.
Speaker 4: That's just be mine, be myse Yet one on my
Speaker 4: list you have a silver save in your back pocket.
Speaker 2: Now let's go to brook.
Speaker 1: Okay, I think maybe one that would be fun to
Speaker 1: get is you're cute.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you're cute.
Speaker 1: Do not make the list.
Speaker 4: I was saying, spake me for later, what you do
Speaker 4: in your free time? But you're cute, did not make
Speaker 4: the list. Now we're over to Alexis.
Speaker 1: I mean, I feel like there's going to be a
Speaker 1: love you one, but love you is kind of like
Speaker 1: seriously not so it might be like love yeah.
Speaker 2: Give it, don't give you start dating someone, you say just.
Speaker 1: The letter you and then you upgrade to yah and
Speaker 1: then it's like the full you.
Speaker 4: An insane amount of explanation, but I love you. I'll
Speaker 4: give you a love you. It was kind of weird though,
Speaker 4: it's l u V you, so it's love you, but
Speaker 4: in the weird love your way that you were talking about.
Speaker 2: And we're back to Jeffrey. The one that suck in
Speaker 2: my head from growing up was from my favorite prison
Speaker 2: movie where the man in it had a cell mate.
Speaker 2: I'm not gonna spoil what happens, but the guy's nickname
Speaker 2: is too Sweet. Give me too Sweet, Too Sweet?
Speaker 4: Number eleven on my list.
Speaker 6: Jose Well, honestly, because Brook said it and I've seen
Speaker 6: it before, I'm gonna say, spank me.
Speaker 2: Spank me.
Speaker 4: It's not in the top twenty.
Speaker 2: It's not the X rated sweethearts. These are the most popular.
Speaker 6: I literally remember seeing that one was really funky, been
Speaker 6: like a jokey one.
Speaker 2: Jose has his silver save he's still in it. But
Speaker 2: look back to Alexis.
Speaker 1: When I was little, my mom gave me this bracelet.
Speaker 1: I hated it, but she made it and it said
Speaker 1: Cutie Pie on it, and I feel like that.
Speaker 2: How many eyes were in cutie Pie.
Speaker 1: Unfortunately this one.
Speaker 4: Cutie Pie did not make the top twenty.
Speaker 1: I like that Alexis is even scared of her mom.
Speaker 4: We're down to the two gentlemen, Jeffrey and Jose.
Speaker 2: Jeffrey, it's up to you. When I was younger, my
Speaker 2: family used to play this really sexy game with cards,
Speaker 2: and if you didn't have the card, you'd seductively say,
Speaker 2: go fish. Oh you played go fish.
Speaker 1: Everyone played go fish.
Speaker 2: We played sexy Go Fish. Give me Go Fish, Go fish.
Speaker 2: Number sixteen of them.
Speaker 1: Did you see the lists.
Speaker 2: Some of the more romantic than others. Jose, it's up
Speaker 2: to you.
Speaker 6: I do remember there are negative ones. So I'm gonna
Speaker 6: go with the nicest way to reject someone.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna say no thanks, Oh really.
Speaker 4: Oh no, thanks did not make the top twenty. Number
Speaker 4: two was kiss Me number three, Sweet Talk, True Love,
Speaker 4: Soulmate first kiss you, guys got no way. There was
Speaker 4: not no thank you, but there was thank you. Oh
Speaker 4: you rock cool dude, cool, all star, looking good? What's up?
Speaker 4: Puppy love dream big, I'm yours? And a happy Day
Speaker 4: was number twenty.
Speaker 1: Happy Day. Interesting It was twenty and Alexis is breaking
Speaker 1: out in hives after all these lboms we just dropped.
Speaker 3: I know.
Speaker 2: The perfect cure for those hives is getting shocked while
Speaker 2: singing a song, Alexis, So you're gonna be getting shocked
Speaker 2: and someone wants to hear Call me maybe by Carly
Speaker 2: Ray Jebson.
Speaker 1: Hey, I just met you and this is crazy. Here's
Speaker 1: my number, so call.
Speaker 7: Me maybe Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 2: A lot of times when you play games with little kids,
Speaker 2: the grown ups will take it a little bit easier
Speaker 2: on them than they would with an adult. Yeah you
Speaker 2: should like you'll miss catching that baseball on purpose and
Speaker 2: let them score a home run. Yeah, you play hide
Speaker 2: and seek, but you can't find them standing behind that
Speaker 2: floor lamp. Yeah, where are you? But you know who
Speaker 2: doesn't believe in that, Brook Fox. She is not afraid
Speaker 2: to swat a basketball out of a toddless hands and
Speaker 2: tell him that his three point game is weak.
Speaker 1: How else are they going to improve your jumper kidding?
Speaker 1: Part of learning is learning to lose as well.
Speaker 2: She doesn't feel bad about pushing her daughter to the
Speaker 2: floor to reach that last open musical chair. Yess, you
Speaker 2: didn't want it bad enough. Nora gotta run faster next time.
Speaker 2: And she is the same way when it comes to trivia.
Speaker 2: On this next segment, she shows no mercy no matter
Speaker 2: what your age or current life struggles may be.
Speaker 1: Welcome the people.
Speaker 2: You're absolutely zero handouts when we play. It's coming up
Speaker 2: right now. I don't have to tell today's player Daisy,
Speaker 2: who is zero to two against you all time, Brooke,
Speaker 2: that Valentine's Day is tomorrow, and Daisy's a high school
Speaker 2: math teacher. And you know what teenagers give to their
Speaker 2: teacher on that special day.
Speaker 1: Hopefully nothing?
Speaker 2: That would be really, absolutely nothing because they don't celebrate.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that would be weird.
Speaker 2: Well, it's not fair. I think teachers deserve love, despite
Speaker 2: what you're saying.
Speaker 1: The district.
Speaker 2: No, yeah, I think if you're listening to this, and
Speaker 2: you're an ungrateful team with a teacher named Daisy. Give
Speaker 2: her some damn candy for Valentine's Will you, Daisy, what's
Speaker 2: your favorite candy that you like to eat?
Speaker 3: Snickers?
Speaker 1: Oh?
Speaker 2: Snickers? Okay, now you're teacher with Snickers?
Speaker 1: Will you give a student a better grade if they
Speaker 1: bribed you with candy?
Speaker 8: I always tell them I definitely accept bribes, but as
Speaker 8: long as it's enough for me to retire.
Speaker 1: That's smart. I like that.
Speaker 2: Yeah, all right, I don't know how many snickers you
Speaker 2: would need to retire, but we'll think about that for
Speaker 2: a second. Brooks's gonna leave the studio, and while she
Speaker 2: heads out, let's go over the rules. It's thirty seconds
Speaker 2: to answer as many questions as possible. If you don't
Speaker 2: know when, you could say pass. But you do have
Speaker 2: to beat Brooke outright to win? Are you ready, Daisy?
Speaker 7: Ready?
Speaker 3: All right?
Speaker 2: Good luck? Your time starts now. On this day in
Speaker 2: the year two thousand, the last original Peanuts comic was
Speaker 2: printed in newspapers who authored it. Which part of speech
Speaker 2: joins words or parts of a sentence together adverbs, conjunctions,
Speaker 2: or prepositions conjunction in baseball fans sing take me out
Speaker 2: to the ballgame in between What Inning seven Actress Mandy
Speaker 2: Moore voices Rapunzel in what animated Disney movie illumin is
Speaker 2: a measurement of what past last one tough timing their
Speaker 2: Daisy Brooks's gonna come. Oh, she already burst back into
Speaker 2: the studio. I do see something on my screener here,
Speaker 2: Daisy that says you're going away for the weekend with
Speaker 2: your husband to stamp your children. Where are you going?
Speaker 2: And can we come?
Speaker 9: You can definitely come.
Speaker 3: I love going to Shelan.
Speaker 1: Okay, okay. And what do you guys like to do
Speaker 1: on your getaway from the kids? Wine tasting and sleep
Speaker 1: about your husband? That's a different answer. I just have
Speaker 1: a feeling.
Speaker 2: I'm excited for all of us to join you and
Speaker 2: your husband and we all sleep in a cuddle punnet.
Speaker 2: That's cute. Yeah, brook You're up. Are you ready?
Speaker 1: I'm ready?
Speaker 3: Here we go.
Speaker 2: Your time starts now on this day. In two thousand,
Speaker 2: the last original Peanuts comic was printed in newspapers. Who
Speaker 2: authored it, Charles Schultz. Which part of speech joins words
Speaker 2: or part of a sentence together, adverbs, conjunctions, or prepositions
Speaker 2: conjunctions in baseball fans saying take me out to the
Speaker 2: ballgame in between what inning seven to eight? Actress Mandy
Speaker 2: Moore voices Rapunzel in what animated Disney movie?
Speaker 1: Uh voices or Punzel and Rapunzel? Oh No, tangled eight?
Speaker 2: Too much explanation during your answer there, so I couldn't
Speaker 2: get to the next question.
Speaker 1: Well, because I can see them look up because I
Speaker 1: said seventh and eighth, and it should have been in
Speaker 1: the middle of the seventh.
Speaker 2: Okay, didn't need an explanation for your explanation. Let's just
Speaker 2: go to the scoreboard to see how you both did
Speaker 2: with Jose Daisy, You've got.
Speaker 8: Three correct today, Okay, all.
Speaker 2: Right, that's a solid score. And Brook God for just
Speaker 2: wasn't quite enough to beat her today, Daisy, I'm sorry.
Speaker 2: Let's go over the answers for everybody on this day.
Speaker 2: In two thousand, the last original Peanuts comic was printed
Speaker 2: in newspapers, authored by the late great Charles Schultz. He
Speaker 2: passed in February two thousand.
Speaker 1: That's why when I said it out loud, it sounded
Speaker 1: like I was saying, Charles Schwab to me, I'm like,
Speaker 1: this is right right, like he's not the taps, like finance.
Speaker 2: The part of speech that joins words or parts of
Speaker 2: a sentence together is a conjunction. Junction. That's its function
Speaker 2: function in baseball fans saying, take me out to the
Speaker 2: ball game in between just the seventh inning, Brook, But it.
Speaker 1: Was weird the way you asked it.
Speaker 2: I don't know, Daisy got it without a problem, I
Speaker 2: will say. Actress Mandy Moore voices Rapunzel in the Disney
Speaker 2: movie Tangled allumin the question you didn't get to Brook.
Speaker 2: Allumin is a measurement of light. Measure's how much light
Speaker 2: you're getting from a bulb. So, Daisy, I'm sorry since
Speaker 2: it wasn't enough to beat Brooke today. Can't give you
Speaker 2: any money here, but just for playing you do win
Speaker 2: a twenty five dollars Disney gift card valid at any
Speaker 2: Disney resort, theme park, or online in the Disney store.
Speaker 3: Oh cool, that's fun.
Speaker 7: Yeah right?
Speaker 1: Are you looking forward to work today, Daisy? Teaching those kids?
Speaker 1: Sure you're hoping that two of them are absent? I
Speaker 1: know that you're thinking of a couple of years. Don't
Speaker 1: really want there?
Speaker 2: Yes, only too, Yes, thank you so much for coming
Speaker 2: back and playing It's Brook and Jeffrey in the.
Speaker 7: Morning and Jeffrey in the Morning.
Speaker 2: Thanks to this job, we've had the honor of hearing
Speaker 2: countless stories of cringe worthy marriage proposals. Yes, that definitely
Speaker 2: could have gone better, like popping the question on the
Speaker 2: jumbo tron while she's mid bite on her cheddar chili
Speaker 2: cheese dogs seriously, or proposing at someone else's wedding right
Speaker 2: in the middle of the vows. Wow, I promise to
Speaker 2: love you forever with all my heart. Hold that thought, groomy,
Speaker 2: I have a question. I got to ask my tender date, Misty.
Speaker 2: But we've got a guy on the phone today with
Speaker 2: a horrible proposal story that might actually top them all.
Speaker 2: He's so embarrassed that he has to hide his identity
Speaker 2: when he tells us the true story of what happened.
Speaker 2: In a brand new Valentine's Day themed Mass Speaker, Oh,
Speaker 2: we're going that route. We're doing We're doing it.
Speaker 3: We're going ugly. It's coming up, concession. I can't take back.
Speaker 7: Earl Arms.
Speaker 3: Speaker.
Speaker 2: It's a special Valentine's Day edition of the Mass Speaker
Speaker 2: where the confessions are not only love themed, but as
Speaker 2: a special treat. Everyone in studio is dressed head to
Speaker 2: toe in their latex onesies.
Speaker 1: So the first time I'm glad that it's cold in this room.
Speaker 2: It's the most comfortable I've ever been on this show.
Speaker 2: But we have a romantic man on the line who
Speaker 2: wants to come clean about his love life. He's going
Speaker 2: by Blake today. So, Blake, are you wearing your latex
Speaker 2: pjs too?
Speaker 1: Part speaking Jefferys like, we're just.
Speaker 2: Gonna guess which half of you. Meanwhile, Voice Changer, it's
Speaker 2: really a good day now to you. Let's get we're
Speaker 2: making a weird voice Changers on. You are the mass speaker, Blake.
Speaker 2: Whenever you're ready, let's hear your confession.
Speaker 3: So when I was, you know, young and pretty poor,
Speaker 3: I started dating my current wife. Oh yeah it was.
Speaker 2: It was good and I was good, I hope.
Speaker 1: So you married her?
Speaker 2: Yeah, well, at least you know that you marry you.
Speaker 6: He's like, I needed to split rent guys, Come on.
Speaker 3: Yeah it was my honey. It was really broke. And
Speaker 3: on our one year anniversary, like it was coming up,
Speaker 3: and I kept thinking, like what can I do impressor?
Speaker 3: But I didn't have the money to impress her like
Speaker 3: I wanted to impress her.
Speaker 1: Oh and one here's a big deal too, right, it's
Speaker 1: like we're going to do it, We're not anniversary.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, you gotta go big because it's all downhill
Speaker 2: from that. So what do you do? Yeah?
Speaker 3: I wanted to take her to Night's dinner, But I
Speaker 3: do it's going to be like so expensive. But then
Speaker 3: I had a Eureka moment. There was this really nice
Speaker 3: Italian restaurant near where we lived, and they had one
Speaker 3: of those food challenges, you know, where you have to
Speaker 3: eat a bunch of food and amount of time.
Speaker 2: Yeah, talk about a romantic night.
Speaker 1: Can't go to a high end place if you can't
Speaker 1: eat five pounds.
Speaker 3: See, they had this food challenge where if you ate
Speaker 3: like their eight pound Titanic chicken parmesan sandwich.
Speaker 1: Then you'd get a free meal or something.
Speaker 3: Yeah, if you ate it under an hour, you'd get
Speaker 3: it for free, plus a fifty dollars gift card.
Speaker 1: Okay, knowing most Russians, it'd be like, and you get
Speaker 1: a free dessert.
Speaker 2: I don't want dessert.
Speaker 1: So did you do it? Did you go by yourself?
Speaker 7: Well?
Speaker 3: The thing is is I cut it way too close.
Speaker 3: So I had to take the challenge the day of
Speaker 3: our anniversary, the.
Speaker 1: Day like while you're on while you're on the date.
Speaker 3: No, no, I went like right when they opened for lunch,
Speaker 3: oh my, before the date, before the date. It was
Speaker 3: a nice fore play, for sure, and I.
Speaker 1: Would like your sweating like chicken power and you're blowing.
Speaker 2: So you took the challenge?
Speaker 3: Yeah, I took the challenge. I said, give me that
Speaker 3: Titanic sandwich, and you do, like thirty five minutes in
Speaker 3: my eyes felt like they were bulging with parmesan O.
Speaker 3: I felt like I had the flu.
Speaker 1: Did you finish it? What if you didn't finish and
Speaker 1: then you had to pay for it and you didn't
Speaker 1: have a plan for dinner that night.
Speaker 2: This is where you dig deep for the woman that
Speaker 2: you love and you finish that second four pounds of meat.
Speaker 3: I dug deep and I polished the whole thing off.
Speaker 2: Oh my god.
Speaker 3: I did it in time.
Speaker 1: But can you imagine going back to the restaurant the
Speaker 1: same night and actually ordering again.
Speaker 3: I didn't think that a few hours later, so I
Speaker 3: was I was still full and the whole meal was calm,
Speaker 3: But I spent most of the night in and out
Speaker 3: of the.
Speaker 2: Restroom, bodies process and everything.
Speaker 3: Yeah, going to the bathroom or sometimes I just sort
Speaker 3: of have to lay there to take a break. I
Speaker 3: was the sickest maybe I've ever been.
Speaker 2: That's quite an image, somebody lying on the floor of
Speaker 2: an Italian restaurant on Valentine's.
Speaker 1: Day and she didn't know something was up. There's no
Speaker 1: way she didn't realize you were in the least sick right.
Speaker 3: Well, the third time I told her that I needed
Speaker 3: to use the restroom, she goes, hey, I know what
Speaker 3: you're doing. It's okay. And I was like, what am
Speaker 3: I doing? And she says, you're going to the bathroom
Speaker 3: because you're nervous. You're trying to build up the courage
Speaker 3: to propose to me.
Speaker 2: Whoa a minute, No, not at all.
Speaker 1: What did you say?
Speaker 3: It was like too much pressure, too much stress, and
Speaker 3: I threw up all over the table. Oh my god,
Speaker 3: we had to leave the restaurant dead white table claw.
Speaker 2: Oh horrific.
Speaker 1: Does she still not know why you vomited?
Speaker 3: Well? No, because I then proposed to her in the
Speaker 3: parking lot without a ring.
Speaker 2: Why without a ring?
Speaker 1: Wait?
Speaker 2: Brush off of throwing up inside of the restaurant, you
Speaker 2: got down on one knee as soon as you left
Speaker 2: the door.
Speaker 3: Well I was on two knees.
Speaker 1: But yeah, wait, she said, yes, no ring with vomit breath.
Speaker 2: Please don't tell me you.
Speaker 3: Kiss after she felt guilty maybe or she felt very bad,
Speaker 3: so she did say yes, you know, with without a ring.
Speaker 3: So that was that was when I knew she was
Speaker 3: the one.
Speaker 2: And what you've never told your your wife now, the
Speaker 2: true story of what happened that day?
Speaker 3: I haven't because she like thinks I loved her so
Speaker 3: much and I was nervous to propose, and I would
Speaker 3: rather have that be the story.
Speaker 1: It's much grosser if you tell her the truth.
Speaker 3: Yeah, like I still candy Italian food, so whatever she
Speaker 3: suggested it, I have to get like a salad or
Speaker 3: just something.
Speaker 2: The salad eating challenge though, that one should be pretty easy.
Speaker 1: If there is a woman out there that deserves a
Speaker 1: ring upgrade, it's white O.
Speaker 2: And so wait, yeah, how long have you and your
Speaker 2: wife been together?
Speaker 3: Now? We've been together for eight years? Ok? Wow?
Speaker 2: Yeah one year for every pound of meat that wow.
Speaker 2: Well that's a beautiful story. Sort of Happy Valentine's Day, everyone.
Speaker 2: Text in seven eighty five tins too. If you have
Speaker 2: a confession you've been holding on to, will hid your identity,
Speaker 2: mask your voice and make you the next mass speaker phone.
Speaker 7: Han's coming up, freaking Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 2: Valentine's Day is coming up, so we're already starting to
Speaker 2: see a few requests trickle in.
Speaker 1: This is like that time of year, so romantic like.
Speaker 2: Today is from a woman who accidentally found out her
Speaker 2: husband has scheduled to prize Valentine's Day couples massage for
Speaker 2: the two of them.
Speaker 1: He actually did it right.
Speaker 2: He is completely unaware that she's already figured out the gift.
Speaker 2: Oh that's why we're gonna mess with him and tell
Speaker 2: him he doesn't quite understand the type of massage that
Speaker 2: he signed them up. You're gonna hear it in your
Speaker 2: phone town right now.
Speaker 1: Another Hello, Hi, I'm looking for David Barlow. I'm calling
Speaker 1: from Therapy and Massage Center. My name is Sharon Needles.
Speaker 9: Yeah, this is he great.
Speaker 1: I'm calling to confirm you've scheduled a Valentine's Day couple's
Speaker 1: massage package.
Speaker 9: Yeah, that's right.
Speaker 1: February fourteenth, three pm. We've got you down.
Speaker 3: Thank you.
Speaker 9: I'm really excited about a surprise for my wife.
Speaker 1: Someone's going to be getting some action that night.
Speaker 9: Tom, we'll see.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Yeah, so as you know. Oh, the package is two
Speaker 1: hundred and fifty dollars, not including tax and tip. And
Speaker 1: looks like we have a credit card in our system.
Speaker 1: Do I have your permission to run the charges?
Speaker 3: Oh?
Speaker 1: Yeah, sure, great, and it went through. So you're all set,
Speaker 1: and you know, just a few notes before you come in.
Speaker 3: Uh huh.
Speaker 1: The payment is non refundable and this will be a
Speaker 1: touchless massage.
Speaker 9: Oh what does that mean?
Speaker 1: Oh did you not hear me? It's a non refundable
Speaker 1: touchless massage.
Speaker 9: No, I heard you about the non refundable part. What's
Speaker 9: a touchless massage?
Speaker 1: Well, it is a little embarrassing. But last week we
Speaker 1: had an unexpected visit from the police. Some people call
Speaker 1: it a raid.
Speaker 3: What does that mean?
Speaker 1: Long story short, Legally we aren't allowed to touch anyone
Speaker 1: for an undetermined amount of time. Uh.
Speaker 9: Okay, that's disturbing.
Speaker 1: Oh, don't worry, it's all fixed. This touchless massage will
Speaker 1: be magical. In fact, it's just like getting a normal massage.
Speaker 1: But it's not.
Speaker 10: Yeah, no, I it sounds is it like hot rocks.
Speaker 1: Ah, you have more questions, Okay, I'll walk you through it.
Speaker 1: So you'll still de robe and you'll lay on the table.
Speaker 1: A soothing music plays. Then your massage therapists will run
Speaker 1: their hands and fingers just a few inches above your body.
Speaker 9: But that's not a real massage.
Speaker 7: Oh, not to worry.
Speaker 1: The entire time, the messuse will be telling you about
Speaker 1: the knots we're getting out of your back. Oh, and
Speaker 1: loosening up those tight shoulders. Oh wait, I bet that's
Speaker 1: where you carry your stress too.
Speaker 9: Uh yeah I do. But like you have to involve
Speaker 9: some kind of touching. That that's the definition of a massage.
Speaker 1: Wow. Look, if you're one of those perverts who just
Speaker 1: wants to come in here looking for something else, we've
Speaker 1: been there, done that, and we're not looking for another.
Speaker 1: We'll call it authority entourage to enter our establishment.
Speaker 9: I'm not coming for a rubin tug. I'm coming.
Speaker 7: I was coming with my wife.
Speaker 1: So it is interesting, you know the word for it.
Speaker 1: Come on back to your couple's package. It does come
Speaker 1: with complimentary of romotherapy.
Speaker 9: I oh great, I don't care. Like this is not.
Speaker 1: Happening again because of that little police snapho. We're not
Speaker 1: allowed to apply the oils directly to you. Wait, so
Speaker 1: we've pushed the massage table close to the wall so
Speaker 1: you can smell the glade plugin.
Speaker 9: That's not for romo therapy. This is just like a
Speaker 9: plug in close to my nose.
Speaker 1: Yes, it's very soothing. So I'd love to know what
Speaker 1: sent you on. Are you more of a lavender or
Speaker 1: a tropical mango person?
Speaker 9: No, those things are gross anyway.
Speaker 1: You know, I hear that you are upset. I just
Speaker 1: want to let you know that you have paid over
Speaker 1: four hundred dollars for this and it's non reasfundable.
Speaker 9: So what are you talking about four hundred? Yeah, it
Speaker 9: was two fifty.
Speaker 1: Well I added on tax and one hundred and thirty
Speaker 1: dollars tip because, oh my god, I just know how
Speaker 1: much you'll love it.
Speaker 10: Jeez, you're not only running a prostitution ring, you're like
Speaker 10: running some sort of again.
Speaker 1: Our phone is tapped. If you could not say that word,
Speaker 1: that would be really helpful.
Speaker 10: No, I don't give it about helping you. Listen, I
Speaker 10: am going to get that money back. I don't know,
Speaker 10: like if I had to take you to small claims
Speaker 10: or whatever or you can hear from my lawyer.
Speaker 1: Well, actually, I've already heard from your wife, Kara, and
Speaker 1: she is really excited about it. What Yeah, because Kara's
Speaker 1: actually the one that set you up for this phone tap.
Speaker 1: This is Broog from the Ready Brook and Jeffrey in
Speaker 1: the Morning.
Speaker 2: We're doing a break call on you lord.
Speaker 9: Oh my god, I was about to burst a vessel.
Speaker 1: Your wife said that she found out about the massage surprise,
Speaker 1: and she's actually really I should.
Speaker 9: Never keep a secret from her.
Speaker 3: Oh my god.
Speaker 9: Oh I just was about to lose my mind.
Speaker 1: Clearly you wanted like a full touch massage.
Speaker 2: Wow.
Speaker 10: No, no, no, I didn't want it a regular.
Speaker 1: Well we'll see what the authorities say after I send
Speaker 1: him this audio.
Speaker 7: Wake Up every Morning was funk taps weekday mornings on
Speaker 7: the twenties Brooke and Jeffrey in the Morning.
Speaker 2: It can be scary to stand up and ask for
Speaker 2: what you really want in life. Yeah, but sometimes you
Speaker 2: just have to be brave. Okay, take a chance and
Speaker 2: shoot your shot. Like what if Travis Kelcey just said,
Speaker 2: Oh man, Taylor Swift so awesome, but she'd never want
Speaker 2: to go out with a lowly two time champion me
Speaker 2: the point, he would have just ended up another no
Speaker 2: name player, Yeah, mid level NFL team with no friends,
Speaker 2: no endorsements, and his mom probably would have forgotten that
Speaker 2: he even existed. No, but did Travis give up? No,
Speaker 2: that's right, and we're not going to either because one
Speaker 2: of our listeners is scared to ask the woman he's
Speaker 2: been dating a very big question and the pressure's getting
Speaker 2: to him. So we're here to provide moral and possibly
Speaker 2: even physical Supportay, I'll take the right cheek, Brook, you
Speaker 2: got the left. It awkward Tuesday phone call coming up next.
Speaker 7: It's awkward. It's Tuesday. It's awkward Tuesday phone call.
Speaker 2: In any blossoming relationship, there's certain tough but important questions
Speaker 2: you're gonna have to ask to help it move forward, all.
Speaker 3: Right, Okay.
Speaker 2: Some of them are big questions like are you interested
Speaker 2: in having kids someday?
Speaker 1: Huge question?
Speaker 2: Or what do you think about getting married on an
Speaker 2: active volcano with justin umbrella? What's the These are things
Speaker 2: you need to know. Some are smaller but equally important questions, Okay,
Speaker 2: like are you really going to wear that?
Speaker 1: Oh? I was tinking? Like toilet paper over under? That
Speaker 1: really bothers me?
Speaker 2: Or does your mom have to watch? I know she requested,
Speaker 2: but I'm just not sure I'm comfortable see important questions
Speaker 2: that need to be asked. So you're all on the
Speaker 2: same page.
Speaker 1: I guess something you need to ask at least it's
Speaker 1: their mom.
Speaker 2: And one of our listeners has an important question that
Speaker 2: he'd like to ask today. His name is Aaron, So Aaron,
Speaker 2: welcome to the show.
Speaker 5: Hey, everybody, how are you.
Speaker 1: I mean better than you?
Speaker 2: Why do you say it like that? He has an important,
Speaker 2: I'm a very powerful, meaningful question he wants to ask
Speaker 2: to someone in his life. Isn't that right?
Speaker 3: Erin? Absolutely?
Speaker 2: Okay, Well he's nervous. Sorry, I'm nervous.
Speaker 1: It's an honor that you came to us for help,
Speaker 1: that's true.
Speaker 2: He should be honored.
Speaker 1: No, no, we're honored.
Speaker 2: Everybody's on.
Speaker 1: Okay, just tell us what the problem is.
Speaker 2: We'll tell us about this person that you're seeing.
Speaker 5: So I've been seeing this woman, Tamara.
Speaker 3: Okay.
Speaker 5: We've been out about a handful of times over the
Speaker 5: past month. And she's great, she start pretty, she's really
Speaker 5: fun to be around, all those great things, and we're
Speaker 5: really bonded because she's like a big believer in astrological signs.
Speaker 1: You know that's something that you're into.
Speaker 3: It is.
Speaker 5: It's funny because my mom is actually a claravoyant, right,
Speaker 5: you know she reads people's auras.
Speaker 1: That'd be so much pressure. She'd be like, I know
Speaker 1: what you're planning to do this weekend? Did you get
Speaker 1: busted for everything as a teen?
Speaker 3: Oh?
Speaker 5: Yeah, she knew everything I was doing.
Speaker 2: Yeah, your mom ever listened to our show. She'd probably
Speaker 2: see a giant black aura coming out of her. Okay,
Speaker 2: that's that's cool to bond over astrological stuff.
Speaker 5: So anyway, I really really like her, and I think
Speaker 5: it's time like to ask her to be exclusive.
Speaker 1: Like you know, whoa wait, you think a month is valid?
Speaker 7: Month valid?
Speaker 1: One month?
Speaker 2: Well, okay for alexis for you? If a month's too early,
Speaker 2: what would be the right time to ask an exclusive question?
Speaker 2: How many years into the relationship is it? Okay? Decades?
Speaker 1: I mean yeah, closer to a year dated for sure,
Speaker 1: next months of dating.
Speaker 2: She's low balling her answer there too. It's probably much
Speaker 2: much longer day being like, oh yeah, I've been kind
Speaker 2: of seeing this guy for seven years.
Speaker 1: So I don't like how the calm just eventually years
Speaker 1: past and people are like, you've been together, right, And
Speaker 1: I'm like.
Speaker 2: Okay, clearly everybody has a different pace. And for Aaron,
Speaker 2: this feels like the right time for him to ask Tamara.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 5: And the thing is that I'm feeling a little anxious,
Speaker 5: right because the last time I felt connected like this
Speaker 5: with a woman a man, it.
Speaker 3: Was about like a year ago.
Speaker 1: Yeah, what happened then?
Speaker 5: Well, this was about a couple of months. And asked
Speaker 5: her to be exclusive and it immediately scared her off.
Speaker 1: Oh my gosh, no idea, there's this big of like
Speaker 1: fear of commitment out there right now.
Speaker 2: Can I ask this question, Aaron, how did you ask
Speaker 2: her to be exclusive like with the previous girl a
Speaker 2: text message or something?
Speaker 3: No?
Speaker 5: No, So I wanted to pull out a little romance, right,
Speaker 5: So I went into shat tpt uh huh. I wanted
Speaker 5: to write a little short poem. I'm not a good poet.
Speaker 5: I just wanted to write like a little short poem.
Speaker 5: I wrote it down on a napkin, and you know,
Speaker 5: I handed it to her one night at the bar,
Speaker 5: and she read it and immediately gave it right back
Speaker 5: to me and said no. And it was crushing, but
Speaker 5: I still have the poem, so I still have it.
Speaker 2: You kept a napkin.
Speaker 5: Yeah, I'll say it to you guys, right and if
Speaker 5: you think I should read it to this girl, and
Speaker 5: maybe I will.
Speaker 2: Okay. Actually, so the poem that didn't work for the
Speaker 2: last girl, yes, immediately scared her off. Do you think
Speaker 2: maybe it'll be successful on this new girl, Tamara?
Speaker 5: Yeah, you know, maybe she's a little more romantic, a
Speaker 5: little more in tune to the creative side.
Speaker 2: Okay, but okay, do you have to remind you chat
Speaker 2: Gpt wrote this poem not you.
Speaker 1: Are we legally allowed to read anything from chat GPT
Speaker 1: on the show? Didn't have to sign something.
Speaker 2: The company will have to deal with the legal issues.
Speaker 1: Okay.
Speaker 2: So shall we hear the poem right now?
Speaker 1: Oh yeah?
Speaker 3: Oh?
Speaker 1: Can we put music under it? Make it really romantic?
Speaker 2: Okay? Well read it to us right now, Aaron, let's
Speaker 2: punch up some zappy soft music for you. Okay, all right.
Speaker 5: In fields of dreams where flowers bloom, I seek to
Speaker 5: vanish any gloom, and in your eyes I find my
Speaker 5: light guiding me through the darkest night. Here this heartfelt
Speaker 5: plea will you be mine?
Speaker 3: Exclusively?
Speaker 2: I don't play the awkward thing that it's awkward because
Speaker 2: my pants flew off after he read it.
Speaker 3: So weird.
Speaker 5: No, that is that too weird.
Speaker 1: I think it would have been like I feel like
Speaker 1: it needed a little bit more humor.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and it doesn't feel genuine. I just don't listen
Speaker 2: to this group. They're all jaded by the love that
Speaker 2: they don't have in their lives. Yeah, exactly, that's what
Speaker 2: I'm saying. You guys wish that you had a romance
Speaker 2: like Aaron has through chat GPT.
Speaker 1: I'll tell you, if my husband even put the effort
Speaker 1: into do a chat GPT poem, honestly, I would be
Speaker 1: satisfied what this guy has given up. I mean, I
Speaker 1: don't need to make it about me.
Speaker 2: So, Aaron, we're gonna call to Marrit for you here
Speaker 2: right now. We need to have out there and call
Speaker 2: this girl Tamara, and you want to ask her to
Speaker 2: be exclusive.
Speaker 5: I just feel like this is the time to do it.
Speaker 5: And I don't think I'm reading it wrong. I just
Speaker 5: need a little advice on how to do it.
Speaker 2: Okay, We're gonna try our best man.
Speaker 1: Yeah, just because it messed up the first time doesn't
Speaker 1: mean you'll go bad the second shift your marriage.
Speaker 2: That's true. So we're gonna give you our advice to
Speaker 2: let you make your awkward Tuesday phone call try to
Speaker 2: get this girl to be exclusive with you right after this.
Speaker 2: It's awkward.
Speaker 7: It's Tuesday. It's awkward Tuesday phone call.
Speaker 2: Asking someone to be exclusive.
Speaker 1: With this music.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 2: Wait, it is a big deal. I mean you're putting
Speaker 2: it all out there and basically saying this is it.
Speaker 2: It's me or nothing.
Speaker 1: This is an awful intro. I'm all up in his
Speaker 1: head about it.
Speaker 2: Dude, doesn't always go over great.
Speaker 3: I know.
Speaker 2: I've asked our listeners to be exclusive with our radio
Speaker 2: show and not listen to any others, and that certainly
Speaker 2: didn't go over very well.
Speaker 1: Yeah, we know when you tune away, guys, and we
Speaker 1: don't like it.
Speaker 2: That's what one of our listeners, Aaron, is worried about
Speaker 2: today because he wants to ask a woman named Tamra
Speaker 2: to be his girlfriend officially. He's nervous though, because the
Speaker 2: last time that he asked a girl this question, he
Speaker 2: did it through a poem written for him by chat
Speaker 2: GPT Yeah, and he got turned down. Yeah, so now
Speaker 2: he said he's open to trying that same poem again.
Speaker 2: But I think personally we need to put the poem
Speaker 2: to the side for a second, errand and get some
Speaker 2: advice from our hosts. I mean, that's what they're paid for,
Speaker 2: quality advice. So Jose, why don't you give him the
Speaker 2: best that you got? I mean, you just can't really
Speaker 2: make the moment too big. I'm more worried about, don't.
Speaker 2: I'm mister romance. This is a question you don't want
Speaker 2: to build up.
Speaker 6: You just kind of want to naturally put it in
Speaker 6: and then get out like, oh o kids.
Speaker 1: And you wanted it to be bigger.
Speaker 2: Oh no, no, no.
Speaker 6: No, make it subtle, sound natural and almost like a confirmation.
Speaker 2: Actually, don't even ask it, like, just sneak it in
Speaker 2: there so she barely even hears it, so she's saying
Speaker 2: yes without even real life.
Speaker 1: I am actually on the same page as you two
Speaker 1: right now. I think, listen, you are building this way
Speaker 1: too up, Like this is not that big of a
Speaker 1: question you need to like.
Speaker 2: I mean, it is a question.
Speaker 1: No it's not. And guess what, it's not even going
Speaker 1: to be a question because you're going to act like
Speaker 1: it already happened. We're just take the moment away. Just say,
Speaker 1: oh my god, I love being your boyfriend. Is that great?
Speaker 2: Does that?
Speaker 1: I think great? I think I've heard a word for
Speaker 1: that called gaslighting.
Speaker 2: What do you think about that?
Speaker 3: Aaron?
Speaker 2: Just act like you're already together?
Speaker 5: What do you think that's that's interesting?
Speaker 3: I get it.
Speaker 5: You guys are kind of saying, you know, it shouldn't
Speaker 5: be that much of a spectacle or type dealer, and.
Speaker 2: You can make it sound fun, like, hey, it's been
Speaker 2: really awesome being your boyfriend for the last few weeks,
Speaker 2: Like yeah, this.
Speaker 1: Is cool, We're cool. Everybody.
Speaker 5: We're here, bro.
Speaker 2: So if it hits the fan and you need us,
Speaker 2: we're right here, dude.
Speaker 5: You guys got my back.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's right.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's the last resort. Okay, here we go. I'm
Speaker 2: gonna doubt to mayor for you.
Speaker 5: Ready, man, all right, I'm a little nervous, but I'm
Speaker 5: gonna trying to play it super cool here.
Speaker 2: All right, Fonsie, you take it away without an old reference. Obviously,
Speaker 2: I'm not cool enough to pull this off. You're on
Speaker 2: your own butt.
Speaker 3: Good luck.
Speaker 5: Well, Hey Gus me, uh.
Speaker 8: It's oh jud Sorry, I didn't realize that was you Aaron.
Speaker 3: No, it's all good.
Speaker 5: How are you.
Speaker 2: I'm good.
Speaker 8: What's going on?
Speaker 5: Oh no, no, nothing much, you know, just keeping casual, chill,
Speaker 5: you know, just you know how things going.
Speaker 2: Uh.
Speaker 5: You know, and you kind of wanted to ask you
Speaker 5: a question?
Speaker 8: Uh, okay, what is it?
Speaker 5: How do you feel about poetry? Uh?
Speaker 8: I'm not a huge fan, to be honest, I've always
Speaker 8: thought it was kind of boring.
Speaker 5: Okay, you know I don't like it either.
Speaker 8: Oh okay, then why did you ask about it?
Speaker 5: I think I find like an online petition to like,
Speaker 5: you know, ban poetry from from uh from schools and stuff.
Speaker 8: Ban poetry from schools.
Speaker 5: I mean, not at all schools, you know, just uh
Speaker 5: this the schools that that don't need it.
Speaker 8: To What are you talking about? Why are you acting
Speaker 8: so weird?
Speaker 5: I got a message that said you wanted to talk
Speaker 5: to me about something, and I kind of wanted to
Speaker 5: talk to you about something too, So you know, it's
Speaker 5: kind of kid smith who goes first?
Speaker 8: Okay, you know what, I'll go first.
Speaker 3: Yeah, totally cool.
Speaker 1: You are.
Speaker 8: You're a really great guy, and it's been really great
Speaker 8: getting to know you, and it's been a lot of fun.
Speaker 8: But I it's nothing personal, but I think that we
Speaker 8: should just be friends.
Speaker 5: Sorry, God, I'm I don't understand why.
Speaker 8: Well, I talked to my psychic last night and we
Speaker 8: got into a really depth discussion about you, and I
Speaker 8: told her, you know things, or maybe kind of get serious.
Speaker 7: Blah blah blah.
Speaker 8: And she said, he's just a player. He's not in
Speaker 8: it for the long haul. He's never going to be
Speaker 8: serious with you. And I really really trust her. She's
Speaker 8: been right about so many things in my life, and
Speaker 8: I really got to go with what she says on
Speaker 8: this one.
Speaker 1: What is some moo are you? Oh man?
Speaker 8: That is not took me?
Speaker 1: Who are you?
Speaker 2: That is the sound of my very confused co host Brooke,
Speaker 2: And I'm the other host confused.
Speaker 1: I'm frustrated, Like, what a dumb piece of advice to take?
Speaker 2: You're talking about to Mary? You're You're on the radio
Speaker 2: right now with Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning, and
Speaker 2: we're doing a segment called an Awkward Tuesday phone Call. Yeah,
Speaker 2: Aaron needed to ask us advice because he totally hates
Speaker 2: poetry and wasn't sure how to tell you that, so
Speaker 2: we were trying to help him. Hopefully, your psychic knows
Speaker 2: that already though.
Speaker 1: So come on, you are not listening to a psychic.
Speaker 1: You're not breaking up with him because of a psychic.
Speaker 8: I don't even know who you are.
Speaker 5: Yes, I am okay, which book makes a good point?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 8: Well you know what, Aaron, that's exactly what my psychic said.
Speaker 1: You would say, Oh, come on, she is good.
Speaker 8: That just truth that she was right about you. You're
Speaker 8: a player, got in.
Speaker 2: It for a long wait.
Speaker 1: He is the most opposite of a player out of
Speaker 1: eighty one we've ever had on the show.
Speaker 2: Seriously, when I was saying the poetry stuff earlier, I
Speaker 2: was kidding, that's not the real reason that he reached
Speaker 2: out to us to call you. I think, Yeah, it's
Speaker 2: not my place to say it, Aaron, couldn't you? You
Speaker 2: should step in and say the real reason that we
Speaker 2: were calling her.
Speaker 5: The real reason we were calling you is because I
Speaker 5: wanted to go exclusive and I was nervous about asking you,
Speaker 5: and oh.
Speaker 8: Yeah, yeah, yeah, that's convenient. Okay, what did I say?
Speaker 8: My psychic says you're not in it for the long haul.
Speaker 5: Then, of course, just don't happens that that's.
Speaker 7: What you called me.
Speaker 8: No, listen, I just I gotta go with my gut
Speaker 8: on this line.
Speaker 1: We're just telling you. We're telling you that before you
Speaker 1: were on the phone up, we didn't know you were
Speaker 1: going to say that. We are not psychic.
Speaker 8: But okay, j s that this is what he was
Speaker 8: gonna say.
Speaker 1: She was gonna say he wanted to be in a healthy,
Speaker 1: happy relationship with you.
Speaker 8: No, she said he was gonna be defensive about it.
Speaker 8: There's been g love bombing and gas lighting. Honey, Okay, I.
Speaker 1: Read of our show the lady said Aaron be defensive
Speaker 1: after you accused him of being a player. Like what, dude,
Speaker 1: wouldn't be defensive after that? That's just that's a natural reaction.
Speaker 2: Sounds awfully defensive.
Speaker 1: Of because Aaron deserves some love and you're missing out
Speaker 1: on like what could be a great relationship.
Speaker 2: With him.
Speaker 1: Oh married already?
Speaker 2: Yeah, my psychic knew you were going to say that, Brooks.
Speaker 2: So the marriage always is going to be the defense?
Speaker 7: Is it?
Speaker 1: Aron's MoMA psychic too.
Speaker 5: That's what I understand. What we bond her and like
Speaker 5: we talked about this. I thought we were just so compatible.
Speaker 1: Too.
Speaker 8: Too bad you're such a player, you know.
Speaker 2: Okay, I do think Tamara that after this is all over,
Speaker 2: go on to Brook and Jeffrey dot com and play
Speaker 2: this podcast for your psychic and see what she has
Speaker 2: to say about that.
Speaker 8: Really, my psychic doesn't want me to listen and watch
Speaker 8: any media for my own mental health.
Speaker 1: How convenient.
Speaker 2: My psychic knew your psychic was going to say that,
Speaker 2: So psychic, psychic, Okay, did you knew that was coming?
Speaker 2: Jeffrey in the morning, We've got Lisa on the phone today,
Speaker 2: who played you once before? Brook and you guys tied zero.
Speaker 1: To zero's pathetic.
Speaker 2: But if that were tennis, the score would be love love,
Speaker 2: which is perfect because Valentine's Day is tomorrow, so maybe
Speaker 2: we'll have more loving scores when we play once again. Lisa,
Speaker 2: welcome back to the show.
Speaker 8: Thank you so much.
Speaker 1: I really don't want love love.
Speaker 2: I really don't this time either.
Speaker 9: Yeah.
Speaker 1: I mean, you can be all love if you want, Lisa,
Speaker 1: but no love for me, please, no.
Speaker 8: Love right now?
Speaker 2: Okay. Both Lisa and Brooke have decided they don't want
Speaker 2: any more love at least for the rest of the.
Speaker 1: Day, next five minutes, okay, and if.
Speaker 2: That extends for a week or maybe more, then so
Speaker 2: be it. Alright, you go out there, try to find
Speaker 2: love outside the studio. And we're gonna explain the rules.
Speaker 2: Got thirty seconds. Answer as many questions as possible. If
Speaker 2: you don't know when, you could say past. But you
Speaker 2: do have to beat broke out right to win. Are
Speaker 2: you ready?
Speaker 8: I am ready?
Speaker 3: All right?
Speaker 2: Good luck? Okay, your time starts.
Speaker 3: Now.
Speaker 2: What day of the week does Marty gras Land on
Speaker 2: every year?
Speaker 1: Wednesday?
Speaker 2: Who played the title character in the twenty twenty two
Speaker 2: superhero movie Black Adam oh h the rock the world
Speaker 2: Calamari translates to what in English? In the restaurant industry,
Speaker 2: what numbers use to say they are out of a
Speaker 2: certain item?
Speaker 3: Oh a six?
Speaker 2: An interstellar cloud of dust is known as what uh particle?
Speaker 2: What state is home to Joshua Tree? National Parkner, Oh, California? Oh,
Speaker 2: Lisa came on fire today, Joe, Lisa. We're gonna bring
Speaker 2: Brook back into the studio. And I do want to know, Lisa,
Speaker 2: how do you celebrate Valentine's Day every year? Well?
Speaker 8: I wait for my husband to make that decision for us.
Speaker 2: Oh, your husband is fully in charge of Valentine's every
Speaker 2: single year?
Speaker 3: Absolutely is.
Speaker 5: I have been raising kids for twenty six.
Speaker 8: Years, and he knows a day away is necessary in
Speaker 8: my life.
Speaker 2: Yeah, so what has he done in past years?
Speaker 8: He takes me to the ocean to dinner.
Speaker 3: In it.
Speaker 2: You said you wanted alone time. Honey, there you go,
Speaker 2: grab some seashells for the kids. Oh Sa, you're such
Speaker 2: a good sport. Brooks. It's your turn?
Speaker 1: Are you ready?
Speaker 2: Good luck? Your time starts. Now. What day of the
Speaker 2: week does Marty gras Land on every year?
Speaker 1: Tuesday?
Speaker 2: Who played the title character in the twenty twenty two
Speaker 2: superhero movie Black.
Speaker 1: Adam uh Adam.
Speaker 2: The word calamari translates to what in English. In the
Speaker 2: restaurant industry, what number is used to say they are
Speaker 2: out of a certain item?
Speaker 1: Sixty nine?
Speaker 2: An interstellar cloud of dust is known as what black hole?
Speaker 2: What state is home to Joshua Tree National, California? Oh man,
Speaker 2: what a game that was. Let's go to the scoreboard
Speaker 2: to see how you both did with Jose.
Speaker 3: But I don't care who knows it.
Speaker 6: Lisa, you got four correct today.
Speaker 2: It was a really good one.
Speaker 7: And Brook you.
Speaker 3: We got.
Speaker 2: Doub Lisa, Well, John Day, those two losses in a
Speaker 2: row for Brook, right, My god?
Speaker 1: Hard love week? Okay, No, I got.
Speaker 8: Some love here for you, Brough.
Speaker 1: I don't know what your lovely.
Speaker 2: The answers for everybody, what day of the week does
Speaker 2: Marty graul Land on every year? Today? Fat Tuesday?
Speaker 1: Hoay.
Speaker 2: The title character in the twenty twenty two superhero movie
Speaker 2: Black Adam, was played by Dwayne the Rock Johnson.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, I thought it was. Who is The title
Speaker 1: character is a guy named Black Adam?
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's the Superheroes.
Speaker 1: So I did get it right in my mind.
Speaker 2: For sure.
Speaker 3: We'll give you.
Speaker 2: Credit for it.
Speaker 3: Good job.
Speaker 2: The word calamari translates to squid. Do that in the
Speaker 2: restaurant industry. While Brook is shouting sixty nine back there,
Speaker 2: all the other people are shouting eighty six six. That
Speaker 2: means they're out of an item. An interstellar cloud of
Speaker 2: dust is known as a Nebula. Ah Man and Joshua
Speaker 2: Tree National Park is located in the state of California.
Speaker 2: I just want to go there.
Speaker 1: You never been to Joshua Tree. Unbelievable, But you don't
Speaker 1: like it.
Speaker 2: It's a desert, it's a cactuses and listening.
Speaker 1: Go at night, but you can't go more than like
Speaker 1: four feet from your car else you'll get lost. Why
Speaker 1: because it's so dark, I don't want to go. You
Speaker 1: can see all the stars, It's unbelievable.
Speaker 2: The nice guy you could see stars online, so you
Speaker 2: can see out there. Well, the stars definitely aligned for
Speaker 2: Lisa today. Because you beat Bro, you get one hundred dollars.
Speaker 5: You guys are awesome.
Speaker 3: Thank you so much.
Speaker 2: We're not done either, because we're also gonna give you
Speaker 2: a twenty five dollars Disney gift card valid at any
Speaker 2: Disney resort, theme park or online in the Disney Store.
Speaker 2: Let's see your husband do that for Valentine's Day.
Speaker 8: And you know what, he's gonna be listening to this so.
Speaker 2: Well, you're gonna have to step your game up, Lisa's husband,
Speaker 2: because we just showered your wife with gifts today.
Speaker 1: Now make sure before that ocean date.
Speaker 2: You enjoy.
Speaker 3: Lisa.
Speaker 2: Thanks for playing. We'll be back to win Brooks Bok
Speaker 2: the same time tomorrow
Speaker 7: Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.