Speaker 1: When you talk about the most uncomfortable feelings in the world. Yeah,
Speaker 1: there's sitting on a wet toilet seat, waking up five
Speaker 1: minutes before your morning alarm goes.
Speaker 2: Off, and then playing this game. It's broken Jeffrey.
Speaker 1: In the morning and it's been a while, So we
Speaker 1: have to dive right back into the game that we
Speaker 1: all fear the very most, called plead the fifth.
Speaker 3: Oh God, Oh.
Speaker 1: And you hear the reaction from the people in studio.
Speaker 1: They're not lying if you're not familiar. This is where
Speaker 1: we go around the room and get asked a series
Speaker 1: of very uncomfortable questions. Sometimes they're scandalous or just flat
Speaker 1: out embarrassing.
Speaker 4: I would say humiliating.
Speaker 1: Yeah, they're questions that would force us to reveal things
Speaker 1: about our personal lives that we normally wouldn't share in
Speaker 1: normal conversations with each other.
Speaker 5: And that's even us.
Speaker 4: Yeah, like a normal person would never utter these things.
Speaker 4: Every would take it to their grave totally.
Speaker 1: And the rule is each person only gets to plead
Speaker 1: the fifth and not answer a question one time.
Speaker 4: God, So when do you use it right?
Speaker 2: That's the question.
Speaker 1: After that you have to answer the rest completely truthfully,
Speaker 1: and because we're fresh off of Valentines. All of today's questions,
Speaker 1: I am horrified to admit, are going to be romantically themed.
Speaker 1: So these could be about previous relationships, crushes, dates that
Speaker 1: we've gone on. Oh man, anything romantic is on the table.
Speaker 1: So let's get right to the shameful stuff.
Speaker 4: It's like my skin starts to crawl. I get like, Okay,
Speaker 4: I'm ready. Let's go, Jeff, let's do.
Speaker 1: This first round of plead the fifth Valentine's Edition Digital. Jake,
Speaker 1: you're the one that has all the questions, so go
Speaker 1: ahead and take it away.
Speaker 6: We'll start with Brooke Fox. Ye goodness, Brook, you have
Speaker 6: a long history of offerspratternizing office.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, you guys offered. I heard frats and I
Speaker 2: was like that too. It's been there, Brooke.
Speaker 6: Give us the first and last name of the most
Speaker 6: recent promo kid you hooked up with, Oh.
Speaker 1: Most recent, because there have been several, or you could
Speaker 1: plead the fifth.
Speaker 2: Do you remember who the last was?
Speaker 3: Oh?
Speaker 2: My god, you guys so long ago. It was before
Speaker 2: your marriage.
Speaker 4: Yeah, it was definitely, thank you while and were it
Speaker 4: wasn't only forty years was hard to remember?
Speaker 2: Really, what are you.
Speaker 1: Gonna name the guy you don't remember.
Speaker 2: She remembers where did he listen? Well, then he already knows.
Speaker 2: That's not going to be a shock to him. That
Speaker 2: would be bad. That would be bad if he didn't
Speaker 2: even know that.
Speaker 5: You don't like to tell people here in the radio
Speaker 5: you'd like to call you out for sleeping with them.
Speaker 2: But he's like, don't give me that reputation.
Speaker 7: It's one thing.
Speaker 4: Does she are my information? Like if you wanted me
Speaker 4: to say I hooked up with the promo kid before, yeah, sure, okay, yeah,
Speaker 4: I mean I like to say promo man, because.
Speaker 2: Yeah, he was.
Speaker 4: I don't think I could think I could share his information.
Speaker 2: You're going to plead the fifth on the first question.
Speaker 2: There is some bad blood. O my god, Sorry.
Speaker 1: Jared, She's pleading the.
Speaker 2: Rest of the game. Now Brook has to answer anything.
Speaker 2: That's the rule God, So we'll move on next question.
Speaker 6: We're going all the way back around the room, back
Speaker 6: to Brook again. You cannot.
Speaker 8: Name your next question, my good tell us your most
Speaker 8: embarrassing college hookup story, and you cannot plead.
Speaker 1: The f.
Speaker 4: I have to, and I think the one that made
Speaker 4: me made me most uncomfortable still to this day. Like,
Speaker 4: I don't know if I'd have ever shared this with
Speaker 4: you guys, but there was this guy that I had
Speaker 4: the biggest crush on, and finally he was in a
Speaker 4: frat and I was in his bedroom and we were
Speaker 4: finally like making out, and I was like, yes, this
Speaker 4: is happening.
Speaker 2: And so I was getting maybe.
Speaker 4: More ahead of him than he was there. So like
Speaker 4: I somehow I ended up just totally naked in his bed.
Speaker 1: Was just by your own doing?
Speaker 9: Yeah, so I'm thinking that he's doing the same thing.
Speaker 9: Oh no.
Speaker 2: He then suddenly flips on the light.
Speaker 9: Oh, and he's fully clothed, and he grabs Harry Potter
Speaker 9: the book and he asks me if I want to
Speaker 9: read it with him?
Speaker 2: No, that is so god.
Speaker 7: He booms in front of his face and he chows,
Speaker 7: Harry Potter.
Speaker 2: Let me do something that actually turns me on. Chapter
Speaker 2: Harry Potter.
Speaker 3: Here we go.
Speaker 9: If I should get up and put my clothes back on,
Speaker 9: or if I like try to act cool?
Speaker 2: What did you do? I just laid there, totally covers up.
Speaker 3: Well.
Speaker 2: Well, he read Harry Potter out loud.
Speaker 7: Nothing else happened the rest of the night. I was
Speaker 7: gonna say, please, don't tell me that was like your
Speaker 7: first time.
Speaker 4: I waited for him to go to the bathroom and
Speaker 4: I put my clothes on, and I said, well, I'm
Speaker 4: gonna go now.
Speaker 1: Oh, and now you're reading Harry Potter with your kids.
Speaker 9: That is honestly the reason I never read it when
Speaker 9: it first came out, so traumatized.
Speaker 1: Wow. Okay, if you're just tuning in, we're playing a
Speaker 1: game called Plead the Fifth Valentine's Edition, where we're all
Speaker 1: asked the series of very personal, revealing questions about our
Speaker 1: love lives. We can only plead the fifth on one
Speaker 1: of them. Brooke the fifth the first time, so that's
Speaker 1: story hand to come out. You have to answer the
Speaker 1: rest truthfully. Now we're on to the next person.
Speaker 2: Who is it, Jake.
Speaker 6: We're up to Alexis. Alexis, what is the most manipulative
Speaker 6: thing you've ever done to get yourself a date? A
Speaker 6: d or you could plead the fifth?
Speaker 4: Oh, don't even say, like, I don't have to do anything,
Speaker 4: Just come to manipulative.
Speaker 2: Okay, it's fine. Desperate. What's the most desperate thing you
Speaker 2: ever dated to get yourself?
Speaker 5: Well, in college, I plan on breaking up with the
Speaker 5: guy anyways, because I liked someone else. So I got
Speaker 5: like two birds one stone, you know, So like the
Speaker 5: guy I had a crush on. I know where he lived,
Speaker 5: and I know he always had his apartment window open
Speaker 5: because he'd like talked about it.
Speaker 2: So I stopped it.
Speaker 5: I didn't stop him. I decided I was breaking up
Speaker 5: with the guy over the phone, so I thought, why
Speaker 5: not take a walk while I break up with him
Speaker 5: on the phone outside the open window the middle the
Speaker 5: crushes the apartment, so the crush would hear that you
Speaker 5: So he's up in his room with the apartment window
Speaker 5: happens to be open while I'm below there breaking up
Speaker 5: with the guy on the phone.
Speaker 2: How loudly were you talking?
Speaker 9: He listened to me.
Speaker 5: How loud do I talk?
Speaker 2: Already?
Speaker 5: You don't have to go before he's a second story.
Speaker 5: And then I broke up with one, and then sure
Speaker 5: enough I got a text.
Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, yeah, we're totally broken up and it sucks,
Speaker 2: as I really wish someone would kiss me. Right, gentlemen,
Speaker 2: leave your windows open if you're home, walks by you
Speaker 2: never know.
Speaker 1: Yeah, all right, Brook's down, Alexis is down, and that
Speaker 1: leaves just two people, Jose and I. We need to
Speaker 1: spill the truth no matter how much it hurts.
Speaker 2: We're gonna do it. When we come back for more.
Speaker 1: Plead the Fifth Valentine's Edition, We're gonna play a song
Speaker 1: and continue right.
Speaker 3: After this, Brooking Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 1: If you're just joining us, We're in the middle of
Speaker 1: Plead the Fifth Valentine's Week edition, where all the hosts
Speaker 1: have to answer difficult personal questions about ourselves.
Speaker 4: And I do not appreciate the text message questions that
Speaker 4: are coming in right now.
Speaker 2: I do they are go after Brook?
Speaker 1: All you are yes, because we each have to answer
Speaker 1: all these questions and be completely, one hundred percent truthful
Speaker 1: about our previous relationships, crushes, and romantic dalliances. Yeah.
Speaker 2: Why are we doing this? Because our producers forcing us,
Speaker 2: That's why.
Speaker 1: And I'm worried because Jose and I have not gone
Speaker 1: yet from Brooke and Alexis. It's already been pretty awkward,
Speaker 1: but we have to continue. So Jake, Oh my god,
Speaker 1: who's up next?
Speaker 2: Jose, step up to the microphone of truth.
Speaker 6: Okay, Jose, what's the most romantic thing you've ever done
Speaker 6: for a woman?
Speaker 2: But it ended up being cringey?
Speaker 4: Oh, so this is interesting. To me because I don't
Speaker 4: feel like you ever think your romantic gestures are cringey.
Speaker 7: No, not okay, so not now, but my whole life,
Speaker 7: since I was a child, I was romantic, okay.
Speaker 2: And so I.
Speaker 7: Was mister writing Valentine's for the girls in grades school.
Speaker 7: I like romantic gestures, which is what leads me to
Speaker 7: this one.
Speaker 2: So there is a cringe.
Speaker 7: There is a moment because you know you're taking of
Speaker 7: romantic things to do.
Speaker 2: I am going to tell you it's been long enough.
Speaker 1: And I don't even.
Speaker 2: Remember who what the girl's name is, okay.
Speaker 7: So it was like fifth grade maybe okay, And I
Speaker 7: had a big crush on this girl, and I was like,
Speaker 7: tomorrow at school, I'm going to wow her. I'm going
Speaker 7: to memorize this whole love song every verse.
Speaker 2: It was from my mom's.
Speaker 7: Oldies album and it was called Dizzy. If anybody knows Dizzy,
Speaker 7: my head is spin and yeah, it's like it's very very,
Speaker 7: very very very old anyway, So I was like, I'm
Speaker 7: gonna sing her, well, I don't know, I guess I'm
Speaker 7: going to sing her Dizzy tomorrow during class when I
Speaker 7: see her, and she's going to fall in love with me.
Speaker 2: Well, I forgot.
Speaker 7: I went to a school where we would switch different days,
Speaker 7: different classes, So that day was pe I had with
Speaker 7: her and we had to run the mile that day.
Speaker 7: But I wasn't given up, guys, because I'm just a romantic,
Speaker 7: So I seriously thought it was a good idea. She's
Speaker 7: power walking with her friend and I'm literally behind her,
Speaker 7: singing every word.
Speaker 2: Every just like world you girl making spends.
Speaker 7: And she turned around like three or four times, and
Speaker 7: me looking back obviously giving me the death there, like
Speaker 7: what are you doing?
Speaker 2: She's with her friend. They're trying to escape me, but
Speaker 2: we're on a track, so I'm.
Speaker 7: Just following her for a mile behind her, and and
Speaker 7: I was just like, what does she love me?
Speaker 4: Or like your first girlfriend?
Speaker 2: Why do I feel like.
Speaker 6: Four?
Speaker 2: I'm always trying you. You're just tuning in.
Speaker 1: We're in the middle of Valentine Wednesday edition. I'm the
Speaker 1: last person to go, so, uh, Jake, it's my turn.
Speaker 1: What do you got from me here?
Speaker 2: Jeffrey?
Speaker 6: Okay, in your time here, have you ever had a
Speaker 6: crush on somebody who worked on the show.
Speaker 4: That's interested? Oh my god, yes, just the way you laugh.
Speaker 1: The girls, I should I need to plead, I should
Speaker 1: plead the fifth year.
Speaker 2: Yeah, of course, but okay, now you're filming. Of course.
Speaker 2: So when I first started working on the.
Speaker 1: Show here, over a decade ago, mind you, I had a.
Speaker 2: Mini crush, very mini.
Speaker 1: Okay, it's a micro crush.
Speaker 3: It's big.
Speaker 2: On Brook a little bit. I never before. I've never
Speaker 2: did it before. I've never look at the time. Keep
Speaker 2: in your mind, I'm a yarn buck fresh out of college.
Speaker 3: Just like I liked.
Speaker 2: Has this reputation with the promo kids. I was part
Speaker 2: time promo kids.
Speaker 6: He has this.
Speaker 2: Laid back, care free attitude. Okay, everybody calm down.
Speaker 1: And she met my minimum threshold of attractiveness, which was
Speaker 1: admittedly very low at the time.
Speaker 4: Now for her hair, I swear to God all my life,
Speaker 4: I would not think in a trillion years.
Speaker 2: You say that I thought it was somebody else. I've
Speaker 2: never wanted to admit that. Does it feel good?
Speaker 1: It doesn't feel don't.
Speaker 2: I was in a low point in my life at
Speaker 2: the time.
Speaker 1: Brook, I was fresh out of college, said missing my
Speaker 1: party days.
Speaker 2: That's what she got her husband. So you're lucky. Okay,
Speaker 2: well there good. You know, a different world, it could
Speaker 2: have worked out. I'm glad it didn't. You guys could
Speaker 2: have a shower, spend time together. Yeah, it don't look
Speaker 2: too much. That's not that sweet. It's kind of sad.
Speaker 1: Now from now on, you just ruined the up this segment.
Speaker 2: That was yeah, actually, move on to.
Speaker 1: That.
Speaker 2: I should have pleaded the fifth.
Speaker 1: Now that was Valentine's That was plead the fifth Valentine's Edition.
Speaker 1: You can find it if you actually want to hear
Speaker 1: any of this crack again.
Speaker 2: We're going to put it.
Speaker 4: Play it outside in the office.
Speaker 1: It's on the Brook and Jeffrey podcast if you want to,
Speaker 1: or you can watch the surprise video that Jake started
Speaker 1: taking in the middle of the segment, which I'm sure
Speaker 1: he's going to post on our socials have Brook and
Speaker 1: Jeffrey if you see a bunch of red faces, because
Speaker 1: thanks a lot, Jake.
Speaker 2: Now my life is over.
Speaker 3: It's freaking Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 1: Texting to seventy eighty five nine two says, Hey, that's
Speaker 1: my wife you're talking about. Do you think this is
Speaker 1: going to make things more tense for you around the
Speaker 1: Fox household?
Speaker 4: Now, look, I don't mean this as an insult, Jeffrey,
Speaker 4: but I don't think he's worried.
Speaker 1: Really, Yeah, I just I know the question was asked
Speaker 1: to me, it was not asked to you if you
Speaker 1: ever had a crush on somebody, But I feel like
Speaker 1: the answer would have been slightly similar.
Speaker 2: I mean, mine was a mini crush.
Speaker 1: Whereas yours was a full blown obsession with the hunky
Speaker 1: young man who dressed as a half naked Viking for Halloween.
Speaker 4: Was that's cute?
Speaker 2: No, that's why she not really?
Speaker 4: I mean, I think you've always been a really nice guy,
Speaker 4: sweet guy, you see if.
Speaker 1: You read in between the lines, Yes, he's trying really hard.
Speaker 4: To doubt you're bad. I wish, I know, reciprocate, but
Speaker 4: I just can't.
Speaker 2: Jeffrey, I know you can't even talk round. Look at ready.
Speaker 1: If you miss it, you go check out the video of.
Speaker 2: Our Valentine's Day week edition on our Instagram and our YouTube.
Speaker 2: It's Brook, Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 3: Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning.