Speaker 1: I always tell people that this show won't make you smarter,
Speaker 1: but it should make you laugh.
Speaker 2: All right, Yeah, enjoy the full show. It starts right now.
Speaker 3: How lazy is too lazy?
Speaker 2: I don't say there's such a thing for hose.
Speaker 3: It's Brooke and Jeffery in the morning. Because we've all
Speaker 3: had our moments where you don't feel like cooking dinner
Speaker 3: one night and you don't want to run out to
Speaker 3: the store, so you just order something for delivery.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, for sure.
Speaker 3: And I bring it up because there's a story going
Speaker 3: viral where someone who works at McDonald's posted a video
Speaker 3: of a strange door dash order that came through to
Speaker 3: their restaurant asking for just one item.
Speaker 4: One.
Speaker 2: That's it.
Speaker 3: All they wanted was a single packet of salt.
Speaker 2: What no food? They're going to play a delivery fee
Speaker 2: to get that.
Speaker 3: That's the weird things because normally McDonald's would hand those
Speaker 3: out for free, but since you ordered through the app,
Speaker 3: you have to do the delivery fees plus leave a
Speaker 3: tip once they bring it over. Brook, what would you
Speaker 3: say you should tip on a single packet of salt
Speaker 3: delivered to your house?
Speaker 1: I feel like a lot because if you are willing
Speaker 1: to pay for the delivery of that. That means you
Speaker 1: need to tip ten bucks totally.
Speaker 3: You must be in a dark place in your life
Speaker 3: if that's what you have to do. And just like order.
Speaker 5: Salt, you have money.
Speaker 2: There's so many easy solutions here. I'm with her.
Speaker 3: A lot of restaurant workers in the commons said they
Speaker 3: actually seen similar orders like this, like people just wanting
Speaker 3: a single dipping sauce delivered to them, and a few
Speaker 3: other strange one item orders that people have requested, a
Speaker 3: small beverage cup of maple syrup.
Speaker 2: It's pretty expensive stuff, you know.
Speaker 3: Yeah, someone wanted just a plastic fork from Taco Bell
Speaker 3: okay is.
Speaker 2: To improve their already collection of cutlery.
Speaker 3: There's a small bag of pickles somewhat ordered, and twenty
Speaker 3: individual slices of American cheese. Oh, I'd like to door
Speaker 3: dash one shot collar question of the day with a
Speaker 3: side of Jake sauce.
Speaker 2: Are you I'll tip.
Speaker 3: All the way? Give it to us Jakes.
Speaker 6: Someone called French basketball phenom Victor Wembanyama, because today we're
Speaker 6: gonna need an expert on rejections.
Speaker 3: That one cut deep.
Speaker 2: He rejects a lot of Yeah, he's a.
Speaker 3: Really tall player in the NBA.
Speaker 7: Send you his Instagram.
Speaker 6: I say that because right in the aftermath of Valentine's Day,
Speaker 6: a survey found the top twenty excuses that women will
Speaker 6: use to turn a man down for a date. You'll
Speaker 6: each have to say them to me as I hold
Speaker 6: back tears during a special romantic rejection edition.
Speaker 7: Of plenty of dwenty.
Speaker 6: Now, remember, the number one answer on the board will
Speaker 6: trigger the silver save, which keeps you in the game
Speaker 6: after a wrong answer. Now, let's begin with the woman
Speaker 6: who's never once rejected a male's advances, not even from
Speaker 6: a blood relative.
Speaker 7: That's what Fox.
Speaker 6: Broke top twenty rejection lines that women used to turn
Speaker 6: men down.
Speaker 1: Okay, I mean, uh, I'm just gonna say you simply
Speaker 1: say I'm not dating right now.
Speaker 5: Oh that's good.
Speaker 6: I'm not looking to date right now? Is number seven
Speaker 6: on the list. Brook you're not looking for a relationship
Speaker 6: or you're just trying to be single.
Speaker 2: Okay, there we go.
Speaker 5: Okay, that's it, right.
Speaker 7: Next up is Alexis.
Speaker 8: I mean the classic like when someone asked for your
Speaker 8: number and you're like, oh, sorry, I'm already dating someone.
Speaker 2: Yeah, boyfriend, I'm seeing other people.
Speaker 6: Jake, I've got a boyfriend, number six on my list, Jose,
Speaker 6: it's your turn.
Speaker 5: Oh Man, boy? Why I hear him?
Speaker 3: Jake?
Speaker 9: Yah? First one I thought of the easiest one is
Speaker 9: to say I already have plans, like you're going to.
Speaker 2: Dat you're busy, I'm busy.
Speaker 7: I'm busy.
Speaker 6: Jose said, I'm busy number eight on my list. My
Speaker 6: life is too complicated right now. Okay, okay, So that's
Speaker 6: what's going on.
Speaker 7: Jeffrey, we're up to you.
Speaker 3: I don't know when when I meet people, they always
Speaker 3: immediately blurred out, sorry, I'm not into guys anymore. And
Speaker 3: I'm like, well, you responded to the ads, so that's
Speaker 3: a little bit mixed messages. But I'm not into I'm
Speaker 3: not into dudes.
Speaker 7: I'm not into men anymore.
Speaker 6: Number eighteen, we're back to the top of the list.
Speaker 7: That's Brooke.
Speaker 1: You know, I feel like just saying it's against my
Speaker 1: religion would be like, good, nobody's gonna question you.
Speaker 5: I mean, what's your religion?
Speaker 3: What religion doesn't want people to meet and fall in love.
Speaker 2: It doesn't matter.
Speaker 10: They're not going to question I stopped.
Speaker 3: I'm a Satanist.
Speaker 1: Oh Man, I think, God, it's he that or I'm
Speaker 1: not over my ex. I think I'm gonna go with
Speaker 1: I'm not over my ex.
Speaker 6: I'm not over my ex is number twelve. I just
Speaker 6: got out of a serious relationship. Onder, Alexis.
Speaker 8: It's like when people say I'm working on myself, is
Speaker 8: that the same as I'm not dating right now?
Speaker 5: It kind of is similar, But I wonder, you know, like.
Speaker 8: People are working on their own like self growth and
Speaker 8: stuff like, is that different they just do it? Yeah,
Speaker 8: I gonna say I'm working on myself, Jake, I'm.
Speaker 7: Really focused on myself. Number three on the list. I
Speaker 7: focus on myself or focused on my career.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 7: Back to Jose.
Speaker 5: The easiest thing to say is you're not my type.
Speaker 3: I'm not physically attracted to you.
Speaker 11: Yeah, okay, everything about basically your breath.
Speaker 3: Thank you for translating, Ladies, you're not my type.
Speaker 7: Number nine on the list, I'm not attracting to you
Speaker 7: in that way. We're really cooking now, Jeffrey, it's your turn.
Speaker 3: I know a common one lately that you hear is,
Speaker 3: oh you're a libra. Ooh, I must score beyond our
Speaker 3: astrological signs.
Speaker 6: Our horoscopes don't match. Number seventeen on the list. Actually,
Speaker 6: back to Brooks.
Speaker 1: Okay, how about just like you're in the moment and
Speaker 1: your panicking and you say I have a friend or
Speaker 1: family emergency.
Speaker 7: I can't respond I have an emergency. Did not make
Speaker 7: our list. I'm sorry for I.
Speaker 3: Just grabbed my pants.
Speaker 2: It's more like, oh my god, my best friend's cried
Speaker 2: in the Yeah.
Speaker 3: Oh, I was thinking, like my best friend craft pants.
Speaker 7: I have to go, Alexis, it's your turn.
Speaker 2: What if it's just like I'd.
Speaker 8: Rather be friends.
Speaker 7: Let's be friends. Number one answer on the board and
Speaker 7: the sober save Jose, We're back to you. You got any more?
Speaker 5: I have one more. I'm just gonna say political views.
Speaker 6: We don't agree politically. Did not make the top twenty Jeffrey,
Speaker 6: It's up to you. Wrong answer gives the game to Alexis,
Speaker 6: and a right answer keeps you in it.
Speaker 3: Okay, Well, if you're going like you're not my type,
Speaker 3: maybe the opposite of that is like, I don't think
Speaker 3: I could keep up with you.
Speaker 2: You're too much. You're too much, You're too much.
Speaker 7: I think you're too good for me. Number fifteen on
Speaker 7: the list Jeff.
Speaker 6: Dotting The bottom of the list here, Alexis, you still
Speaker 6: have your silver saved?
Speaker 8: Oh god, I don't even know. I reject guys or
Speaker 8: if they try to buy me a drinking out one
Speaker 8: drink with them. I'm pregnant, Jake.
Speaker 10: Sorry, well I'm pregnant, Jake.
Speaker 6: Not on the list, but you have the silver saved,
Speaker 6: Jeffreys A right answer.
Speaker 3: I guess I would just go with I don't think
Speaker 3: my parents would approve of you.
Speaker 2: Oh I.
Speaker 7: That is not on my list, Jeffrey. Alexis wins the injection.
Speaker 3: Line of the expert on rejecting men takes the victory
Speaker 3: to day. She is going to choose to get shocked
Speaker 3: and they're going to sing someone like you by Adele Brooke.
Speaker 8: I expected more rejection lines from you.
Speaker 7: She's just not.
Speaker 1: Used to it. Never made up fight so blood black you.
Speaker 8: I wish nothing but the best for you.
Speaker 3: Isn't that about like sad about being rejected?
Speaker 7: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, she got dumb.
Speaker 3: That's your shot collar question of the.
Speaker 4: Day, freaking Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 3: Men want to know how do you instantly grab the
Speaker 3: attention of a beautiful woman online. It's not easy because
Speaker 3: you can't give her a sweet compliment. That's so simp.
Speaker 5: Also, you're creepy. Hey you're pretty Yeah creepy.
Speaker 3: Yeah, you can't. You can't have it, she said, you
Speaker 3: can't have a clever, witty line either, that's sus Oh
Speaker 3: you're too fun, that's the.
Speaker 1: Genuine How can we put like using slang words in
Speaker 1: there too?
Speaker 3: You really can't do anything just doing things alone, that's
Speaker 3: a red flag in itself.
Speaker 12: And then.
Speaker 2: Exactly just not be men.
Speaker 5: Transition.
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's possible. But one guy says he finally figured
Speaker 3: out the secret trick that works with any attractive woman
Speaker 3: as long as they have this one thing in their
Speaker 3: dating profile. Ever since he's tried it, women have been
Speaker 3: begging to go over to his place. You're gonna hear
Speaker 3: it when we do a brand new mass speaker coming up.
Speaker 13: You don't.
Speaker 7: Confession. I can't take back arms.
Speaker 3: Speaker got a text to seventy five nine two. It says,
Speaker 3: I watched the NFL on a streaming service, but also
Speaker 3: follow the games live on Twitter. There's usually about a
Speaker 3: one minute delay with the stream, so I like to
Speaker 3: predict to my son which players are going to score,
Speaker 3: and my record is one hundred percent.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, you're a psychic.
Speaker 3: Now my son thinks I'm a football gen Oh my god. Look,
Speaker 3: everybody on this show fully supports lying to children to
Speaker 3: make yourself feel better. There's nothing wrong with that, just
Speaker 3: as long as you don't lie to us on this segment.
Speaker 2: Where the line is drawn.
Speaker 3: Yes, we have standards, And we have a guy on
Speaker 3: the phone who wants to come clean today about something
Speaker 3: while Brooke Live tweets about it. He's chosen to go
Speaker 3: by the fake name Seth today. So Seth, welcome to
Speaker 3: the show.
Speaker 13: Hey, thank you for having me.
Speaker 2: Hey Seth, do you want me to tag you in
Speaker 2: my tweet? No, that would ruined the anonymous.
Speaker 3: But the voice changer is on. You are the mass speaker, Seth.
Speaker 3: Whenever you're ready, let's hear your confession.
Speaker 12: So I have this.
Speaker 13: Let's call it a very specific way to meet attractive women.
Speaker 3: Okay, all of our male listeners are now fully tuned
Speaker 3: in to.
Speaker 2: They want to know how they're being tricked.
Speaker 13: You know, I do admit it's a little.
Speaker 3: Deceptive way of meeting women. Is in a little bit deceptive, right.
Speaker 13: Nice cuts both ways. So here's the deal. If I
Speaker 13: ever run across a really cute girl, and I notice
Speaker 13: that they have a pet, like a cat or a
Speaker 13: dog something like that.
Speaker 1: But are you saying, I'm sorry, are you saying to
Speaker 1: run across as in online or are we talking in person?
Speaker 13: Mainly online as a person, but usually online. So I
Speaker 13: go find an Instagram account that's dedicated to a pet
Speaker 13: and like just that pet, and make sure that the
Speaker 13: pet looks just like hers or very very similar at least,
Speaker 13: And then I send her picks and I say, oh
Speaker 13: my god, we both have the.
Speaker 14: Same golden doodle.
Speaker 5: The dogs.
Speaker 4: Meet, you.
Speaker 13: Know, I play it out a little bit, get a
Speaker 13: leg up on other guys, establish the connection. But yeah,
Speaker 13: eventually that comes around and they're like, oh my gosh,
Speaker 13: I want to meet Mitzi bitsy and what do you do.
Speaker 2: Then that's when he actually goes and steals a real dog.
Speaker 9: Yeah, by the way, the Instagram dogs I'm make sure
Speaker 9: are in my local area.
Speaker 13: What do you do if she's coming back to my place,
Speaker 13: I'll say, oh my god, I totally forgot. She's got
Speaker 13: this weird eye thing going on right now. She needs
Speaker 13: to be quarantined for a few days, Like she can't
Speaker 13: come in with human contact other than me, Like Meanwhile,
Speaker 13: I have a little office like computer room. It's closed
Speaker 13: and all that I have on loop my computer playing
Speaker 13: these little dog noises like occasionally a little like bark,
Speaker 13: or a little like breathing snipping sound, or like sweaty
Speaker 13: boys going off.
Speaker 2: My friend, this will only last one time.
Speaker 7: Yeah, are you?
Speaker 2: Are you just doing this to meet up for a
Speaker 2: one night stand? Is that your goal?
Speaker 13: I mean not, that's not like an only goal. It's
Speaker 13: like one of the possibilities.
Speaker 1: But what happens, I think it's the only possibility.
Speaker 3: Let's give some credit to this man for Ferris buellering
Speaker 3: these women who come by with like the fake thing
Speaker 3: going on in the other room.
Speaker 1: That is such an old reference that nobody knows what
Speaker 1: you're talking about, Jeff.
Speaker 3: Where Ferris Bueller plays like the audio of him sleeping
Speaker 3: in the room with like the thing over the bed
Speaker 3: and his parents don't know his parents.
Speaker 1: Next time you make fun of me for being old,
Speaker 1: I just want you to remember this moment.
Speaker 3: It's a timeless classic movie.
Speaker 10: You don't know.
Speaker 3: There's something wrong with young not wrong there?
Speaker 14: Yeah, okay, but here's the thing.
Speaker 13: Lately, I've been seeing the girls for the last two months,
Speaker 13: Now that's a little at ordinary, But I'm not hating that.
Speaker 3: Oh, because are you saying normally, like you don't hang
Speaker 3: out with these girls for very long?
Speaker 13: Kinda? Yeah, that just seems to be the way it goes.
Speaker 1: So does she still thanks after two months that you
Speaker 1: have a dog that has an eye infection.
Speaker 13: I've been able to sort of extend it here and there,
Speaker 13: like ooh, I had to take her to friends place
Speaker 13: because they work from home, and I sort of like
Speaker 13: scallotle oscillation on the medical condition my dog has.
Speaker 2: Yeah, are you going to come clean?
Speaker 1: Ooh?
Speaker 8: That has not crossed his mind, like you're just gonna
Speaker 8: have to buy this exact dog.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 4: I mean that.
Speaker 13: Sounds like a lot of work.
Speaker 3: It's probably going to be a couple Probably not as
Speaker 3: much work as continuing these lies about all these different
Speaker 3: dogs that you own that are all like constantly sick.
Speaker 13: Yeah, I'm a little stuck, as what how do we
Speaker 13: play this.
Speaker 2: Speak? Is that what that's turned into? We don't come on.
Speaker 3: Yeah, we only condone lying to children, remember.
Speaker 5: Yeah, that's how we started.
Speaker 2: Light about animals is way over the light, Jeffrey.
Speaker 13: Yeah, but we all have a kid inside ourselves.
Speaker 15: You know.
Speaker 2: Nice try, Nice try.
Speaker 3: Congratulations Seth, you've made our Brook and Jeffrey blacklist for
Speaker 3: never to be back on the show.
Speaker 1: We've got an awkward Tuesday phone call on the way
Speaker 1: to let uh let your girlfriend know that there's no dog.
Speaker 3: What do you think you want to be a good
Speaker 3: guy on the radio?
Speaker 10: Oh boy, Oh.
Speaker 7: Lot to think about.
Speaker 13: I think so, I think so.
Speaker 3: All right, you think about that more. We'll try and
Speaker 3: think of some ideas to help you keep this lie going.
Speaker 3: But keep her text coming in seven five nine too.
Speaker 3: If you have a confession you've been holding on to,
Speaker 3: we'll hid your identity, mask your voice, and make you
Speaker 3: the next mass speaker. Your phone TAP's coming up right after.
Speaker 4: This brooking Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 3: Today's prank call involves a mom who just moved one
Speaker 3: of her kids into a private school fancy and according
Speaker 3: to her husband, who set her up for this, she's
Speaker 3: been wondering lately if she did the right thing, because
Speaker 3: she feels like she's getting a little side eye during
Speaker 3: pickups and drop offs and is worried maybe she doesn't
Speaker 3: quite fit the private school mold. But what will she
Speaker 3: say when the superintendent calls to talk to her about
Speaker 3: an entirely different issue. You're gonna hear it in your
Speaker 3: phone tap right now. Hello, Hi, I'm calling from Crest Elementary.
Speaker 3: Is this Cassie? Yes, yes, it is Hi Cassie. This
Speaker 3: is Superintendent Warren Peace. How are you doing?
Speaker 14: I'm okay? How are you? Is Tristan okay?
Speaker 3: Tristan is fine. I am calling because I do need
Speaker 3: to discuss a very sensitive issue has come to our
Speaker 3: attention recently. Okay, I'm just gonna try and be as
Speaker 3: tactful as possible. Here are you the one who drops
Speaker 3: Tristan off in the mornings? Yes, okay. So you drive
Speaker 3: the white four door Sedan.
Speaker 14: I do. Is there a problem?
Speaker 3: Kind of because we looked at the body style of
Speaker 3: it and we believe that it's pre twenty fourteen ish.
Speaker 3: Is it sound right?
Speaker 14: I think so? But what does this have to do
Speaker 14: with anything?
Speaker 3: Well, we have a car guy on our staff that
Speaker 3: looks these things up for us, and that's what he said.
Speaker 3: He's never wrong.
Speaker 14: So well, what does this have to do with anything?
Speaker 14: I don't understand.
Speaker 3: Well, so the decision has been made that from now on,
Speaker 3: instead of using the drop off lane in front of
Speaker 3: the school, you need to let Tristan out on the
Speaker 3: other side of the road because of why. Well, like
Speaker 3: I said, your car is pre twenty fourteen, so I'm
Speaker 3: sure you can understand.
Speaker 14: You're being very vague. Please tell me exactly why you
Speaker 14: want me to drop my son off across the street.
Speaker 3: Let me just remind you, Crest Elementary we have a
Speaker 3: reputation in this community and we can't have, for lack
Speaker 3: of a better word, beaters driving up. Maybe the buffler
Speaker 3: falls off.
Speaker 14: Yeah, so my car is too ugly for your school,
Speaker 14: that's what you're saying.
Speaker 3: I'm not saying that. I'm just saying it might not
Speaker 3: be the best look, especially for any incoming students who
Speaker 3: are willing to pay full Two issues.
Speaker 14: You're embarrassed by my car.
Speaker 3: I'm not embarrassed.
Speaker 14: Well, that's what you're saying.
Speaker 3: The school that's embarrassed because our image is at stake.
Speaker 14: Oh, please give me a break. I mean, I have
Speaker 14: a nice car. It may not be Mercedes or a
Speaker 14: BMW or those would be preferable. Yes, yes, but it's
Speaker 14: not a beater. I mean, this is not It's not
Speaker 14: a Mercedes, but it's not a beater.
Speaker 3: How about this? How about this? How about we start
Speaker 3: from the beginning here. Let's troubleshoot this together. I'm sure
Speaker 3: we can find a solution.
Speaker 14: Will shoot? What are we trouble shooting you?
Speaker 3: I have an idea solution. Possibly. Does your husband maybe
Speaker 3: drive a newer type of car, maybe at the twenty
Speaker 3: twenty one Bugatti or a twenty twenty two Phantom Rolls Royce. No,
Speaker 3: of course, we just you know, those would be the
Speaker 3: type of cars. Like if you could trade off, we
Speaker 3: would be much more accepting you.
Speaker 14: I can't even believe I haven't hung up yet. This
Speaker 14: is like the most riugicuous conversation I've ever had.
Speaker 3: This is a first for me to I've never had
Speaker 3: to reprimand somebody on their car before, but yours is
Speaker 3: just such an eye sore. I mean, you can understand
Speaker 3: we were left with no other choice.
Speaker 14: I think you need to rethink your life. Seriously.
Speaker 3: It would only be for pickups and drop offs, and
Speaker 3: then once you're out of eyesight, you go ahead drive
Speaker 3: that beat anywhere you.
Speaker 14: Want, shut up where you get off.
Speaker 3: Look, I'm not gonna judge you when you're driving it
Speaker 3: out around town unless you have one of our school
Speaker 3: bumper stickers on there.
Speaker 14: I'm embarrassing you to everyone the school.
Speaker 3: I'm okay, I would feel more comfortable.
Speaker 14: I did not know that you guys were such gnobs.
Speaker 3: Again, this isn't coming from me. This is the entire school,
Speaker 3: every single family, every single parent would feel better.
Speaker 14: And I don't freaking care do you guys.
Speaker 3: This is interesting that you're being so combative with me
Speaker 3: because your husband Greg being combative.
Speaker 14: I'm just this whole thing is ridiculous. I'm gonna pull
Speaker 14: my son out of the.
Speaker 3: School before you do that. It's just when I spoke
Speaker 3: with your husband Greg, he was more than willing to
Speaker 3: buy a new car in order to drop Tristan off.
Speaker 14: He what, yeah, what what did he say? What did
Speaker 14: he say?
Speaker 3: He said, he thinks that you guys should get the nicest,
Speaker 3: newest car available. Right after we finished doing this prank
Speaker 3: phone call on.
Speaker 14: Are you kidding me? I'm gonna kill him because my name.
Speaker 3: Is jeff from brook and Jeffrey in the morning, we're
Speaker 3: doing a phone tap on you.
Speaker 7: Oh my god, it was Greg's idea.
Speaker 14: I'm gonna kill all of y'all.
Speaker 3: You can do that afterwards. But he was the one
Speaker 3: who said that you were getting some snooty vibes you
Speaker 3: felt like from the other parents.
Speaker 14: At the new school, Like I just told you, we
Speaker 14: don't have the greatest car, but it's not a beater.
Speaker 3: It might Honestly, it would probably just be a better
Speaker 3: idea to walk your kid to school. But if Tristan
Speaker 3: is walking, he'd better be wearing Louis exactly. Yes, it
Speaker 3: reflects on the school.
Speaker 4: The week of every morning was food Tabs weekday mornings
Speaker 4: on the Twenties brooking Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 3: When you work in radio, you kind of get used
Speaker 3: to all the weird and awkward stuff happening constantly on
Speaker 3: the show.
Speaker 5: Yeah, you get desensitized total.
Speaker 3: Like that one time when jose tried to pick up
Speaker 3: one of the promo girls right after she got fired.
Speaker 5: Oh she's not.
Speaker 3: We're kind of desensitized to other people's weird emotions.
Speaker 2: Nothing.
Speaker 1: He saw the wounded deer and he went for that, exactly.
Speaker 3: See. It takes something extra cringe to make us feel uncomfortable. Yeah,
Speaker 3: and that's why every now and again we have to
Speaker 3: test ourselves with a segment called Plead the Fish. We're
Speaker 3: forced to answer super embarrassing questions about our personal lives.
Speaker 5: Oh my god.
Speaker 3: And it's going to be the extra awkward today because
Speaker 3: we're doing a special Valentines edition, So make sure to
Speaker 3: text in your suggestions for probing questions that you should
Speaker 3: be asked about. What probing? Yes, well, you don't know
Speaker 3: what type of questions are gonna come out when we
Speaker 3: discuss our love lives. It's a brand new plead the
Speaker 3: fifth right after this when you talk about the most
Speaker 3: uncomfortable feelings in the world. Yeah, there's sitting on a
Speaker 3: wet toilet seat, waking up five minutes before your morning
Speaker 3: alarm goes off, and then playing this game. It's broken
Speaker 3: Jeffrey in the morning and it's been a while, so
Speaker 3: we have to dive right back into the game that
Speaker 3: we all fear the very most, called Plead the fifth. Oh,
Speaker 3: and you hear the reaction from the people in studio.
Speaker 3: They're not lying. If you're not familiar. This is where
Speaker 3: we go around the room and get asked a series
Speaker 3: of very uncomfortable questions. Sometimes they're scandalous or just flat
Speaker 3: out embarrassing.
Speaker 2: I would say humiliating.
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, they're questions that would force us to reveal
Speaker 3: things about our personal lives that we normally wouldn't share
Speaker 3: in normal conversations with each other.
Speaker 2: And that's even us. Yeah, like a normal person would
Speaker 2: never utter these things. Ever, they would take it to
Speaker 2: their graves totally.
Speaker 3: And the rule is each person only gets to plead
Speaker 3: the fifth and not answer a question one time.
Speaker 2: God, so when do you use it?
Speaker 9: Right?
Speaker 3: That's the question. After that you have to answer the
Speaker 3: rest completely truthfully. And because we're fresh off of Valentine's,
Speaker 3: all of today's questions, I am horrified to admit are
Speaker 3: going to be romantically themed.
Speaker 16: Ah.
Speaker 3: So these could be about previous relationships, crushes, dates that
Speaker 3: we've gone on. Oh man, anything romantic is on the table.
Speaker 3: So let's get right to the shameful stuff.
Speaker 1: It's like my skin starts to crawl. I get like, okay,
Speaker 1: I'm ready, Jeff, let's do.
Speaker 3: This first round of Plead the fifth Valentine's Edition Digital. Jake,
Speaker 3: you're the one that has all the questions, so go
Speaker 3: ahead and take it away.
Speaker 6: We'll start with Brooke Foxy goodness, Brook, you have a
Speaker 6: long history of offers fraternizing office.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, I heard guys offered. I heard frats and
Speaker 2: I was like that too.
Speaker 6: It's been there Brooke, give us the first and last
Speaker 6: name of the most recent promo kid you hooked up with.
Speaker 3: Oh, most recent, because there have been several, or you
Speaker 3: could plead the fifth.
Speaker 5: Do you even remember who the last was?
Speaker 15: Oh?
Speaker 2: My god, you guys.
Speaker 3: Ago it was before your marriage.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it was definitely than.
Speaker 3: It wasn't only what are you gonna name the guy?
Speaker 7: I don't know?
Speaker 5: You don't remember?
Speaker 3: She remembers where did he listen? Well, then he already knows.
Speaker 3: That's not going to be a shock to him.
Speaker 7: That would be bad.
Speaker 3: That would be bad if he didn't even know that.
Speaker 8: Some people here in the radio you'd like to call
Speaker 8: you out for sleeping with them.
Speaker 3: But he's like, don't give me that reputation.
Speaker 1: It's one thing to share my information. Like if you
Speaker 1: wanted me to say I hooked up with a promo
Speaker 1: kid before, yeah, sure, okay, yeah, I mean I like
Speaker 1: to say promo man, because.
Speaker 7: Yeah, he was.
Speaker 5: I don't think I.
Speaker 2: Could think I could share his information.
Speaker 3: You're going to plead the fifth on the first question.
Speaker 1: There is just some bad blood.
Speaker 3: Oh my god, sorry, Jared, she's pleading the fish.
Speaker 5: The rest of the game has to answer anything.
Speaker 3: That's the rule.
Speaker 7: So we'll move on next question.
Speaker 6: We're going all the way back around the room, back
Speaker 6: to Brook again.
Speaker 1: You can.
Speaker 6: Name your next question, tell us your most embarrassing college hookup.
Speaker 7: Story, and you cannot plead the fifth.
Speaker 1: I have too, and I think the one.
Speaker 2: That made me made me most uncomfortable still to this day.
Speaker 1: Like, I don't know if i'd have ever shared this
Speaker 1: with you guys, but there was this guy that I
Speaker 1: had the biggest crush on, and finally he was in
Speaker 1: a frat and I was in his bedroom and we
Speaker 1: were finally like making out, and I was like, yes,
Speaker 1: this is happening.
Speaker 2: And so I was getting maybe more ahead of him than.
Speaker 3: He was there.
Speaker 1: So like I somehow I ended up just totally naked
Speaker 1: in his bed.
Speaker 3: Oh, you were just by your own doing and.
Speaker 13: The door.
Speaker 17: Yeah, so I'm thinking that he's doing the same thing.
Speaker 17: He then suddenly flips on the light and he's fully clothed,
Speaker 17: and he grabs Harry Potter the book and he asks
Speaker 17: me if I want to read it with him?
Speaker 5: No, that is so.
Speaker 9: God, He booms in front of his face and he chows, Harry.
Speaker 3: Potter, let me do something that actually turns me on.
Speaker 3: Chapter Harry Potter.
Speaker 5: Here we go.
Speaker 1: I should get up and put my clothes back on,
Speaker 1: or if I like, try.
Speaker 10: To act cool.
Speaker 7: What did you do, Harry Bott.
Speaker 10: I just laid there totally.
Speaker 2: Covers up. Well, well, he read Harry Potter out loud.
Speaker 2: Nothing else happened the rest of the night.
Speaker 5: I was gonna say, please, don't tell me that was
Speaker 5: like your first time.
Speaker 1: I waited for him to go to the bathroom, and
Speaker 1: I put my clothes on, and I said, well, I
Speaker 1: gonn't go now.
Speaker 3: Ah, And now you're reading Harry Potter with your kids.
Speaker 2: That is honestly the reason I never read it. When
Speaker 2: it first came out. I was so traumatized.
Speaker 4: Wow.
Speaker 3: Okay, if you're just tuning in, we're playing a game
Speaker 3: call Plead the Fifth Valentine's Edition, where we're all asked
Speaker 3: the series of very personal, revealing questions about our love lives.
Speaker 3: We can only plead the fifth on one of them.
Speaker 3: Brooke the fifth the first time, so that's why hand
Speaker 3: to come out. You have to answer the rest truthfully.
Speaker 3: Now we're on to the next person. Who is it, Jake?
Speaker 6: We're up to Alexis Alexis what is the most manipulative
Speaker 6: thing you've ever done to get yourself a date, a
Speaker 6: d or you could plead the fifth.
Speaker 1: Oh, don't even say, like, I don't have to do anything.
Speaker 10: Just come up manipulative.
Speaker 3: Okay, it's fine. Desperate. What's the most desperate thing you
Speaker 3: ever did to get yourself kidding?
Speaker 10: I am manipula.
Speaker 8: Well, in college, I I plan on breaking up with
Speaker 8: the guy anyways, because I liked someone else. So I thought,
Speaker 8: like two birds one stone, you know, So like the
Speaker 8: guy I had a crush on. I know where he lived,
Speaker 8: and I know he always had his apartment window open
Speaker 8: because he'd like talked about it.
Speaker 2: So I stopped him.
Speaker 10: I didn't stop him.
Speaker 8: I decided I was breaking up with the guy over
Speaker 8: the phone, So I thought, why not take a walk
Speaker 8: while I break up with him on the phone outside
Speaker 8: the open window in the middle the CRUSH's apartment.
Speaker 1: So this crush would hear that you.
Speaker 8: So he's up in his room with the apartment window
Speaker 8: happens to be open while I'm hello there breaking up
Speaker 8: with a guy on the phone.
Speaker 10: How loudly were you talking?
Speaker 2: Listen to me?
Speaker 10: How loud do I talk? Already?
Speaker 7: Pretty long?
Speaker 8: You don't have to go spore, leave this second story,
Speaker 8: and then I broke up with one and then sure
Speaker 8: enough I got a text.
Speaker 9: Yeah, yeah, yeah, we're totally broken up and it sucks
Speaker 9: as I really wish someone would kiss me.
Speaker 3: Right, gentlemen, leave your windows open if you're home, walks
Speaker 3: by you never know. Yeah, all right, Brooks down, Alexis
Speaker 3: is down, and that leaves just two people, Jose and I.
Speaker 3: We need to spill the truth, no matter how much
Speaker 3: it hurts. We're gonna do it. When we come back
Speaker 3: for more Plead the fifth Valentines Edition, We're gonna play
Speaker 3: a song and continue right after.
Speaker 4: This freaking Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 3: If you're just joining us, We're in the middle of Plead,
Speaker 3: the fifth Valentine's Week edition, where all the hosts have
Speaker 3: to answer difficult personal questions about ourselves.
Speaker 1: And I do not appreciate the text message questions that
Speaker 1: are coming in right now.
Speaker 13: I do.
Speaker 3: They are go after Brook all you because we each
Speaker 3: have to answer all these questions and be completely one
Speaker 3: hundred percent truthful about our previous relationships, crushes, and romantic dalliances.
Speaker 3: Why are we doing this because our producers forcing us,
Speaker 3: That's why. And I'm worried because Jose and I have
Speaker 3: not gone yet from Brook and Alexis. It's already been
Speaker 3: pretty awkward, but we have to continue. So Jake, who's
Speaker 3: up next?
Speaker 7: Jose, step up to the microphone of truth.
Speaker 6: Okay, Jose, what's the most romantic thing you've ever done
Speaker 6: for a woman?
Speaker 7: But it ended up being cringey?
Speaker 1: Oh so this is interesting to me because I don't
Speaker 1: feel like you ever think your romantic gestures are cringey.
Speaker 5: Not okay, so not. But my whole life, since I
Speaker 5: was a child, I was romantic.
Speaker 7: And so I.
Speaker 5: Was mister writing Valentine's for the girls in grades.
Speaker 9: I like romantic gestures, which is what leads me to
Speaker 9: this one. There is a moment because you know you're
Speaker 9: talking of romantic things to do.
Speaker 5: I am going to tell you it's been long enough.
Speaker 5: And I don't even remember who what the girl's name is.
Speaker 7: So it was like.
Speaker 9: Fifth grade maybe okay, and I had a big crush
Speaker 9: on this girl, and I was like, tomorrow at school,
Speaker 9: I'm going to wow her. I'm going to memorize this
Speaker 9: whole love song every verse.
Speaker 5: It was from my mom's oldies album and it was
Speaker 5: called Dizzy. If anybody knows dizzy.
Speaker 9: My head is spin and yeah, it's like it's very, very,
Speaker 9: very very very anyway.
Speaker 5: So I was I'm gonna sing her, Well, I don't know.
Speaker 9: I guess I'm gonna sing her dizzy tomorrow in class
Speaker 9: when I see her.
Speaker 5: And she's gonna fall in love with me. Well, I forgot.
Speaker 9: We I went to a school we would switch different days,
Speaker 9: different classes, So.
Speaker 5: That day was pe I had with her and we
Speaker 5: had to run the mile that day.
Speaker 9: But I wasn't given up, guys, because I'm just a romantic.
Speaker 7: So I seriously thought it was a good idea.
Speaker 9: She's power walking with her friend and I'm literally behind her,
Speaker 9: singing every word.
Speaker 16: Every word, just like that go world, eend with you girl,
Speaker 16: making spinds, and.
Speaker 9: She turned around like three or four times and me
Speaker 9: looking back, obviously giving me the death stare, like what
Speaker 9: are you doing?
Speaker 7: She's with her friend.
Speaker 5: They're trying to escape me. But we're on a track,
Speaker 5: so I'm.
Speaker 9: Just following her for a mile behind her, and I
Speaker 9: was just like, what does she love me?
Speaker 2: Or like, first girlfriend?
Speaker 10: Why do I feel like.
Speaker 7: You're a romantic?
Speaker 5: I've always.
Speaker 3: If you're just tuning in. We're in the middle of
Speaker 3: the fifth Valentine's Day edition. I'm the last person to go, so, uh, Jake,
Speaker 3: it's my turn. What do you got from me here?
Speaker 6: Jeffrey, Okay, in your time here, have you ever had
Speaker 6: a crush on somebody who worked on the show.
Speaker 2: That's interested?
Speaker 11: Oh my god, yes, just the way you laugh the girls,
Speaker 11: I need to plead I should plead the fifth here.
Speaker 3: Yeah, of course, but okay, now you're filming, of course.
Speaker 3: So when I first started working on the show here,
Speaker 3: over a decade ago, mind you, I had a mini crush,
Speaker 3: very mini. Okay, it's a micro crush.
Speaker 5: E mans, It's bigger.
Speaker 3: On Brook a little bit. I've never before, I've never
Speaker 3: needed this, I've never look at the time.
Speaker 2: Keep in your mind, I'm a young.
Speaker 3: Buck fresh out of college, just like I liked. Has
Speaker 3: this reputation with the promo kids. I was part time
Speaker 3: promo king. She has this laid back, care free attitude.
Speaker 3: She could take a show. Okay, everybody calm down. And
Speaker 3: she met my my minimum threshold of attractiveness, which was
Speaker 3: admittedly very low at the time.
Speaker 4: Her hair.
Speaker 1: I swear to God my life, I would not say
Speaker 1: in a trillion years you say that.
Speaker 5: I thought it was somebody else.
Speaker 3: I've never wanted to admit feel good. It doesn't feel don't.
Speaker 3: I was in a low point in my life at
Speaker 3: the time, Brook, I was fresh out of college, sad,
Speaker 3: missing my party days.
Speaker 5: That's how I got your husband. So you're lucky.
Speaker 1: Okay, well there you know a different world.
Speaker 2: It could have worked out.
Speaker 3: I'm glad it didn't.
Speaker 5: You guys could have a shower, spend time together.
Speaker 3: Yeah, don't look too much. That's not that sweet. It's
Speaker 3: kind of sad.
Speaker 5: Now from now on, you just ruined the just wrapped.
Speaker 3: Up this segment that was Yeah, let's just astually move
Speaker 3: on to.
Speaker 2: Somebody, and.
Speaker 3: Now I should have pleaded the fifth.
Speaker 8: Confidence is Too High out.
Speaker 3: That was Valentine's That was played the fifth Valentine's Edition.
Speaker 3: You can find it if you actually want to hear
Speaker 3: any of this.
Speaker 5: I'm gonna play it again.
Speaker 11: We're gonna put it, play it outside in the office.
Speaker 18: It's on the Brook and Jeffrey podcast if you want to,
Speaker 18: or you can watch the surprise video that Jake started
Speaker 18: taking in the middle of the segment, which I'm sure
Speaker 18: he's gonna post on our socials at Brook and Jeffrey.
Speaker 18: If you see a bunch of red faces because thanks
Speaker 18: a lot, Jake.
Speaker 3: Now my wife is over.
Speaker 4: It's brooking. Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 3: Texting the seventy five nine two says, Hey, that's my
Speaker 3: wife you're talking about broke. Do you think this is
Speaker 3: gonna make things more tense for you around the Fox household?
Speaker 13: Now?
Speaker 1: Look, I don't mean this as an insult Jeffrey, but
Speaker 1: I don't think he's worried.
Speaker 2: Really, yeah, I just.
Speaker 3: I know the question was asked to me, it was
Speaker 3: not asked to you if you ever had a crush
Speaker 3: on somebody, But I feel like the answer would have
Speaker 3: been slightly similar. I mean, mine was a mini crash,
Speaker 3: whereas yours was a full blown obsession with the hunky
Speaker 3: young man who dressed as a half naked Viking for Halloween.
Speaker 2: Was that's cute.
Speaker 7: No, that's why.
Speaker 1: I mean, I think you've always been a really nice guy,
Speaker 1: sweet guy.
Speaker 3: You see, if you read in between the lines, she's
Speaker 3: trying really hard to do.
Speaker 1: I wish I don't reciprocate, but I just can't, Jeffrey,
Speaker 1: I know.
Speaker 3: She can't even talk. If you missed it, you check
Speaker 3: out the video Valentine's Day Week edition on our Instagram
Speaker 3: and our YouTube. Brook and Jeffary In the morning, a
Speaker 3: woman makes a pricey order from Sacks Fifth Avenue and
Speaker 3: couldn't believe what arrived in the mail for her instead. Plus,
Speaker 3: a guy hanging out in New York bar over here
Speaker 3: is a first date happening at the table next to
Speaker 3: him and says what he witnessed the guy do could
Speaker 3: be the biggest first date cringe.
Speaker 4: Of all time.
Speaker 3: You're gonna hear what it was and more coming up
Speaker 3: in a brand.
Speaker 10: New TikTok click shot.
Speaker 3: We're doing it right now. A record number of couples
Speaker 3: got engaged yesterday on Valentines. Seventy five thousand couples.
Speaker 2: Said yes, are you serious? That many seriously? How many
Speaker 2: said no? Do we have that stuck?
Speaker 3: The other seventy five thousand just went out and split
Speaker 3: a lukewarm plate of woo.
Speaker 10: TikTok click shot not.
Speaker 3: Near the less or romantic, but let's get to your
Speaker 3: first TikTok click shot. Breaking down the biggest tiktoks of
Speaker 3: the past week. This first one is from a woman
Speaker 3: in Nashville who just went viral. She goes by the
Speaker 3: name Howdy Folks.
Speaker 1: Seventy two, seventy one, seventy all the other numbers were taken.
Speaker 3: Yes, went all the way up there, and she had
Speaker 3: a situation because she likes to online shop and she
Speaker 3: just splurged on a big luxury item and was surprised
Speaker 3: when it finally arrived to her in the mail. So
Speaker 3: I'll let her explain.
Speaker 15: I got an email from Sex Fifth Avenue twenty five
Speaker 15: percent of one im so I chose a Dulce and
Speaker 15: Gobana ashtray and it got delivered this morning and I
Speaker 15: was very, very very exciting when I opened it.
Speaker 3: This is what I found.
Speaker 15: A can of tuna albacore tuna. I don't know if
Speaker 15: someone from the warehouse took it, but this is the
Speaker 15: most expensive can of tuna I've ever bought.
Speaker 3: Oh my god, ordered Adulce Gabana ashtray for two hundred
Speaker 3: and seventy five bucks. Instead got a regular can of tuna.
Speaker 2: Dude, that's so funny.
Speaker 1: It feels like one of those like high end things too,
Speaker 1: Like they're selling a can of tuna that's actually an ashtray, you.
Speaker 2: Know what I mean.
Speaker 3: We're giving them a lot of credit because people in
Speaker 3: the comments basically think they know what happened.
Speaker 4: Happened.
Speaker 3: One person said, some customer clearly returned the item. They
Speaker 3: never checked it properly at the warehouse, so they just
Speaker 3: sent the box back out again. Another comment said Sacks
Speaker 3: pleads the fifth Avenue, and that comment got forty thousand
Speaker 3: likesse welcome.
Speaker 5: It's always those dumb ones. I made a stupid coment
Speaker 5: and got eighteen thousand likes.
Speaker 2: And I love it. Yeah, people love a good pun.
Speaker 5: Do it to myself?
Speaker 8: Oh yeah, I really like those all the times I'm
Speaker 8: the one recording them.
Speaker 5: Tickets out.
Speaker 3: Anyway, back to the woman, she reached out to the
Speaker 3: store and they said they're trying to figure it out.
Speaker 3: They're going to send her the actual item that she ordered.
Speaker 3: That was a TikTok click shot here.
Speaker 10: Next TikTok click shot.
Speaker 3: He's from a guy named m Mark Roberts. He recently
Speaker 3: got over six hundred thousand likes in a couple million
Speaker 3: views talking about his recent experience where he went out
Speaker 3: to a bar with his buddies in New York City.
Speaker 3: They overheard a first date happening at the table right
Speaker 3: next to them.
Speaker 2: I love when this happens, and.
Speaker 3: I would say, M Mark Roberts was not that impressed
Speaker 3: with the guy's game.
Speaker 19: Okay, that's listen, I kid you not. This dude goes, sorry,
Speaker 19: I was late. I just needed to shower. I like,
Speaker 19: really like you, and I wanted to put on a
Speaker 19: good first impression. And this girl goes, it's okay, just
Speaker 19: don't make it a habit. And this dude doesn't move on.
Speaker 19: He's just like, trust me, you don't want to see
Speaker 19: me after work.
Speaker 3: I'm stinky.
Speaker 19: This girl, clearly trying to move on, is just like, oh,
Speaker 19: what do you do for work? Bro says he works
Speaker 19: in HR? How do you get stinky working in HR? Anyways,
Speaker 19: this girl tries to move on from the topic of
Speaker 19: HR because there is nothing inherently interesting about HR, and
Speaker 19: it's just.
Speaker 3: Like, do you have any hobbies?
Speaker 7: Espentually, me and.
Speaker 3: My friends just stop listening in on their conversation.
Speaker 19: But about thirty minutes later, I look over and I
Speaker 19: see the cringiest thing. For some god forsaken reason, the
Speaker 19: song Goosebumps by Travis Scott was playing in this bar,
Speaker 19: and when I looked over at him, he was sitting
Speaker 19: there like gazing at this girl.
Speaker 3: Now, the lyrics Goosebumps by Travis Scott.
Speaker 19: I understand doing cringy things when you're drunk, but this
Speaker 19: was a whole new level.
Speaker 7: Woa okay?
Speaker 2: Is that not what you want in a bar? Alexis
Speaker 2: someone mouthing.
Speaker 3: Lyrics to you while adoringly gazing deep into your eyes.
Speaker 10: You like Travis Scott?
Speaker 8: I do like Travis Scott. But tell me these guys
Speaker 8: jumped in and saved her. No, watched it all night.
Speaker 3: No, it's much better to go home of them, like
Speaker 3: complain about the guy too.
Speaker 8: I was waiting for him to say they like chimed in,
Speaker 8: they got him a drink.
Speaker 2: No, they just start right. I mean I would hate
Speaker 2: on him, but like I mouthed lyrics all the time.
Speaker 5: Actually I sing without thinking to your day.
Speaker 7: Wow.
Speaker 3: A lot of people say they felt terrible for the
Speaker 3: poor girl who had to sit through that on the date,
Speaker 3: and a lot of people are also confused how you
Speaker 3: get so stinky working in HR?
Speaker 2: I know it's a good question.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 3: Now, your final.
Speaker 10: TikTok click shot stars.
Speaker 3: A toddler named Gavana. She also goes by the short Ga,
Speaker 3: but she's had over twenty million people fawn over her
Speaker 3: own line all because of her cute baby New Jersey accent.
Speaker 2: Oh I love this.
Speaker 3: So here's Gia with her aunt.
Speaker 12: Ready say chocolate, say coffee, coffey, say call.
Speaker 2: It chalk talk.
Speaker 1: Oh, I never thought I would take a New Jersey accent.
Speaker 2: Is cute, it's adorable.
Speaker 5: And then she gets older, she's like, I gotta go
Speaker 5: pack my cat.
Speaker 3: I gotta go Patty. It's not the only video. She's
Speaker 3: got dozens of these, which is how she's racked up
Speaker 3: so many views. Baby gas even going on Cameo now
Speaker 3: and doing New Jersey birthday greetings. I mean, you gotta
Speaker 3: strike while the irons.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 7: Really cute.
Speaker 3: Though, when as a radio host you're doing segments on
Speaker 3: babies with regional accents, that's how you know you have
Speaker 3: made it in.
Speaker 2: Your care Yes, I was going to say the same thing.
Speaker 3: We have peaked now. Can't wait till next week when
Speaker 3: we do a TikTok about a dog who barks with
Speaker 3: a Southern drawl.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, please tell me that was going to happen.
Speaker 5: I actually see the cat and oh wow, why.
Speaker 10: Are we talking about that?
Speaker 15: It was?
Speaker 3: We have peaked as a show. Those are your TikTok
Speaker 3: shot stories.
Speaker 4: For the day, freaking Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 3: We've got Kathy on the phone today and she just
Speaker 3: celebrated her birthday by going to the happiest place on
Speaker 3: her Disney World, the Big One World. I did.
Speaker 14: It was wonderful.
Speaker 2: Had you ever been before.
Speaker 8: Yes, but this was totally without kids, and it was
Speaker 8: a beautiful experience.
Speaker 3: I wonder you loved it.
Speaker 5: You got to eat what you wanted when you wanted.
Speaker 4: You want.
Speaker 1: Disney, like Wall himself, planned for people to enjoy the park,
Speaker 1: more sands children maybe possible is beautiful.
Speaker 14: And the drinks. Oh, it was almost a religious experience.
Speaker 3: I'm telling you, Oh my god.
Speaker 2: That is so funny.
Speaker 3: It says on my screener here that your favorite part
Speaker 3: was getting scared on the Tower of Terror.
Speaker 14: Oh man, I've got this picture. My mouth is so wide,
Speaker 14: and it's so funny because my sister's just grinny from
Speaker 14: air to era.
Speaker 3: That's awesome, Kathy. We're sending Brook out of the studio though,
Speaker 3: so we can get to the game. You know how
Speaker 3: it works, thirty seconds to answer as many questions as possible.
Speaker 3: If you don't know when, you could say past, but
Speaker 3: you have to beat Brook outright if you want to win?
Speaker 3: Are you ready? I am ready? Good luck? Your time
Speaker 3: starts now. On this day. In nineteen sixty five, Canada
Speaker 3: unveiled its new national flag with which type of leaf
Speaker 3: in the center? In the UK, it's called a lift?
Speaker 3: What's this device known as in America? How many NFL
Speaker 3: teams only use their logo on one side of their helmet?
Speaker 10: Thirteen?
Speaker 3: What is the medical term for the flu?
Speaker 14: Oh?
Speaker 3: Which TV show would you find the character Chief Wigham?
Speaker 14: Oh?
Speaker 3: Simpsons? George Washington was born in what present day state.
Speaker 14: Pennania?
Speaker 3: All right, and good work. You got through a lot there, Kathy,
Speaker 3: Well done, Thank you. And I don't know if the
Speaker 3: listeners will recognize your voice, Kathy, but they should because
Speaker 3: your all time record against brook is one in fifteen. Oh, Kathy,
Speaker 3: she's persistent.
Speaker 1: Did we start playing against each other when you were
Speaker 1: seventeen years old?
Speaker 14: That must have been No. My daughter is in eighth
Speaker 14: grade now.
Speaker 13: She's a junior.
Speaker 3: Sorry, I'm reading more on the screener about your Disney trip.
Speaker 3: It says that when you were there, you had dinner
Speaker 3: at Cinderella's Castle and you met Aril and Cinderella.
Speaker 8: Ariel Ariel and who's an old room punzel girl and Meredith?
Speaker 3: That's cool? Is it true the rumors that they're dating
Speaker 3: the same guy Cinderella and Ariel Wait Prince Eric no
Speaker 3: Pe Davidson. Yeah, I thought I read that on TMZ.
Speaker 3: They're both going after him. Yeah.
Speaker 2: Listen, ladies, don't let a man break your friendship up.
Speaker 3: Man, give a tea on that Cathy the next time
Speaker 3: you go back. But now we got to get to brook.
Speaker 3: Are you ready?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 3: Your time starts now. On this day. In nineteen sixty five,
Speaker 3: Canada unveiled its new national flag with which type of
Speaker 3: leaf in the center? In the UK it's called a lift?
Speaker 3: What is this device known as in America? How many
Speaker 3: NFL teams only use their logo on one side of
Speaker 3: their helmet?
Speaker 2: Oh god?
Speaker 3: For what is the medical term for the flu? Uh?
Speaker 2: Fluenza? Influenza?
Speaker 3: What TV show would you find the character Chief Wigham?
Speaker 2: Uh Simpsons?
Speaker 3: George Washington was born in what present day state?
Speaker 2: Oh god? George Washington is born in Virginia.
Speaker 3: This could be a close one. Today we're gonna go
Speaker 3: over to the scoreboard to see how you.
Speaker 7: Both did with Jose.
Speaker 3: I feel more relaxed than a chick on Facebook where
Speaker 3: their legs in front of a pool.
Speaker 5: Of dogs legs. Ye, Kathy, you did great, you got
Speaker 5: four correct days.
Speaker 2: Bring the fire, Kathy.
Speaker 5: You can hear her experience. Okay, Brook, same exact amount
Speaker 5: of questions.
Speaker 2: Oh really, oh god?
Speaker 7: Five?
Speaker 2: Oh gosh. I was down to the wire, Kathy.
Speaker 5: I thought she was going to win.
Speaker 3: Your all time record now goes to one and sixteen
Speaker 3: against Brook.
Speaker 2: Would you could be the age of your daughter? I
Speaker 2: believe it is.
Speaker 3: It is all right. This loss is in honor of her.
Speaker 3: Let's go over the answers for everybody. On this day.
Speaker 3: In nineteen sixty five, Canada unveiled its new national flag.
Speaker 3: It's got that maple leaf right in the center. In
Speaker 3: the UK, it's called the lift. Here we call it
Speaker 3: an elevator. There's only one NFL team that has a
Speaker 3: logo on one side of their helmet. That's the Pittsburgh Steelers.
Speaker 3: That's interesting. The medical term for flu is influenza. The
Speaker 3: character Chief Wigham is on the show The Simpsons, and
Speaker 3: George Washington was born in Virginia.
Speaker 2: Oh, right, way to go.
Speaker 1: Feel like I'm proud of myself for knowing that one
Speaker 1: I just gave myself my own pep talk.
Speaker 3: Yeah, Kathy, I'm sorry it wasn't enough to beat Brooke today.
Speaker 3: And I do have a prize for you, though you're
Speaker 3: not really gonna like it. It's a twenty five dollars
Speaker 3: Disney gift card, valid at any Disney resort, theme park,
Speaker 3: or online in the Disney Store. Yeah.
Speaker 1: I think we forgot to ask, how did you break
Speaker 1: the news to your sixteen year old daughter that she
Speaker 1: wasn't invited to your Disney birthday?
Speaker 14: Oh, they were so excited for me. I mean I
Speaker 14: turned twenty three twice, so they totally understood.
Speaker 3: She didn't tell them, she just left, Kathy.
Speaker 2: It's a work trip.
Speaker 3: Yes, thank you so much for playing Kathy. Come back
Speaker 3: and try again anytime. We're going to be back to
Speaker 3: do Windbrooks back the same time tomorrow
Speaker 4: Brooking Jeffrey in the morning,