Speaker 1: It's the radio segment that just developed the solution to
Speaker 1: get rid of your bed bugs. For forty dollars, you
Speaker 1: can buy a canister of bed spiders.
Speaker 2: When you release those.
Speaker 1: Into your mattress credits and they'll be all the bugs
Speaker 1: up in there. After that, you need to house them
Speaker 1: in the bed permanently, and they're really good cud loose.
Speaker 3: This eight lates yeah.
Speaker 1: Full hug ever, because it's Laser Stories, the segment where
Speaker 1: we read weird news stories around the globe, just like
Speaker 1: everyone else does, except we've got a laser. Those other
Speaker 1: Tarantia little spoons just this first Laser Stories out of Michigan.
Speaker 1: Twenty six year old man named Tucker Buford broke into
Speaker 1: a building the other night.
Speaker 2: He thought it was empty, but just in case it wasn't.
Speaker 1: Yeah, he had a knife with him.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 1: As Tucker began trying to crack open the ATM with
Speaker 1: the knife.
Speaker 3: Oh, it was like going to be a deserted building mission,
Speaker 3: he heard voices and that's when two Corrections deputies walked
Speaker 3: around the corner and saw him. Those are the worst
Speaker 3: people for him to run into.
Speaker 1: Well, it turns out Tucker Buford had unknowingly just broken
Speaker 1: into the lobby of the local county jail.
Speaker 3: Wow, in there, you know, in case.
Speaker 2: You need to like post bail and pay in.
Speaker 3: All cash take checks.
Speaker 1: Probably no, you never get ten thousand dollars out of.
Speaker 2: It, So get a buddy out.
Speaker 3: I was just going to bring in iou and.
Speaker 2: Then I'll take those. But they noticed that he had
Speaker 2: the knife, which.
Speaker 1: Tucker tried to hide immediately under his hat.
Speaker 3: That's good, threatened them.
Speaker 1: The knife fell out, so the deputies just backed off
Speaker 1: and hit a button, trapping him inside out by locking
Speaker 1: the exterior doors electronically, which was possible because well, like
Speaker 1: I said, it's a jail, it's a jail. So eventually
Speaker 1: more cops came and when they opened the doors, they
Speaker 1: arrested him. Tucker was escorted to his cell, which just
Speaker 1: happened to be right down the hallway he delivered.
Speaker 3: Yeah. Do you think he gets time off just because
Speaker 3: he saved them on transportation?
Speaker 1: Yeah, we're gonna knock a thousand buns of your gas money.
Speaker 2: The Stories out of Colorado.
Speaker 1: Two seventeen year olds were just awarded the first ever
Speaker 1: athletic scholarships to play Division one.
Speaker 2: Yes cornhole.
Speaker 3: Drinking game actual college sport. I thought it was so hard.
Speaker 3: I thought it was just a frat boy yard game, if.
Speaker 1: You know, the one where you toss the bean bag
Speaker 1: and you have to get it into the hole far away.
Speaker 1: So their names are Jackson Remick and Gavin Hammond. They
Speaker 1: went to thunder Ridge High School near Denver, which apparently
Speaker 1: has a strong cornhole program.
Speaker 2: I guess.
Speaker 1: A lot of bride in their corn hole. They're obviously
Speaker 1: cornhole prodigies. And they won the first ever high school
Speaker 1: championship together in twenty twenty one, and then another a
Speaker 1: year LATERY.
Speaker 3: I didn't know competition was that stiff.
Speaker 1: On National Signing Day, they penned letters of intent to
Speaker 1: play D one corn hole for Winthrop University in South Carolina.
Speaker 2: Oh wait, they.
Speaker 1: Have a national signing day like footballforms for that.
Speaker 3: I don't know. Are we getting signed for beer pong next?
Speaker 1: The school hasn't said how much the scholarship is for,
Speaker 1: but it's not a full ride Okay. The new coach
Speaker 1: at Winthrop though things full ride scholarships for cornhole could
Speaker 1: happen eventually.
Speaker 3: Wow, what does a coach do? Like, Hey, you're holding
Speaker 3: your army wrong?
Speaker 1: So how many times I tell you throwing in the hole,
Speaker 1: Thanks coach.
Speaker 2: I'm gonna try that next time.
Speaker 1: And these types of stories almost make me want to
Speaker 1: go back.
Speaker 2: To school and get back to corn hole.
Speaker 1: And again, I mean I still dabble in cornhole, but
Speaker 1: not professionally.
Speaker 3: I was pretty good at Jenga. You know, can you
Speaker 3: think we could put that on the lists? Cornhole?
Speaker 2: We're moving on. We're gonna go to our next lazer story.
Speaker 1: Out of the Netherlands, a delta flight from Amsterdam to
Speaker 1: Detroit had to return to its home base for a
Speaker 1: pretty unnerving reason.
Speaker 2: Oh no, hopefully you're sitting down before I say this.
Speaker 1: Apparently maggots were falling on people from the ceiling.
Speaker 2: Maggot, It's true.
Speaker 1: Less than an hour into the flight, the crew was
Speaker 1: forced to turn the airbus A three point thirty around
Speaker 1: because a passenger decided to stow their suitcase full of
Speaker 1: rotten fish in the overhead.
Speaker 2: They clean the plane. How does you know it smell
Speaker 2: that like that?
Speaker 3: I can't bring a little bit more toothpaste, but he
Speaker 3: could bring a whole bag of rotten fish.
Speaker 1: That's when the little maggots started getting out of the
Speaker 1: bag and falling onto the passengers.
Speaker 2: Seated in the ecount.
Speaker 1: There wasn't much flight attendants could really do either, because
Speaker 1: if they moved the bag, they feared even more spill it,
Speaker 1: So the passengers were reportedly given blankets to cover their
Speaker 1: heads as they had to endure the forty five minute
Speaker 1: nightmare landing.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, that's the closest airport.
Speaker 3: I mean, it's the only time where you're like, maybe
Speaker 3: if we crash, it wouldn't be so bad.
Speaker 2: At least the maggots will burn too.
Speaker 1: Once on the ground, everyone deeplaned and the suitcase was
Speaker 1: put into a special bag to be burned.
Speaker 2: You know.
Speaker 1: The guy too was like, can I at least like
Speaker 1: see if one of the fishes.
Speaker 2: I caught.
Speaker 1: The aircraft was deep cleaned and then reboarded, but the
Speaker 1: flight crew was disappointed that only one person chose to
Speaker 1: get back on.
Speaker 2: No one wants to get on the maggot plane.
Speaker 3: The maggot wagon.
Speaker 2: It's as they sorways out of Survey World.
Speaker 1: They just did a new study that if you're single
Speaker 1: and you'll love to travel, Okay, you might want to
Speaker 1: keep this in mind.
Speaker 2: What state are you most likely to catch? An STD in?
Speaker 2: Lucky Well implies I'm having sex.
Speaker 3: So I'm still I feel like Florida is going to
Speaker 3: be way up there just because of the retirement communities.
Speaker 3: Those retirement communities are randy.
Speaker 1: Researchers looked at stats from the CDC, state and local
Speaker 1: health groups, and social media surveys as well.
Speaker 2: So here are the results.
Speaker 1: The ten most disease ridden places are Louisiana, North Carolina,
Speaker 1: Mississippi or New Mexico, South Carolina, Georgia, Oklahoma, Arkansas, Alabama.
Speaker 1: But the clear number one was probably a state you
Speaker 1: don't associate with this type of thing. Going to get
Speaker 1: a drum roll.
Speaker 3: Please.
Speaker 2: None other than the Great State of Alaska.
Speaker 1: Gratulations Alaska, you win the std war.
Speaker 3: I think the menda female ratio is real bad. So
Speaker 3: if like one woman has it, that at least Yeah.
Speaker 1: Well, apparently, no matter what you're doing, you don't want
Speaker 1: to do anything unprotected in the northernmost state of America.
Speaker 3: That's that's good, Parka and your other cover up.
Speaker 1: The state where you're least likely to catch something is
Speaker 1: New Hampshire.
Speaker 3: I thought he was going to New Utah. You're just
Speaker 3: not doing it.
Speaker 1: The rest of the ten cleanest places include West Virginia, Maine, Vermont,
Speaker 1: Utah right there.
Speaker 2: Okay, okay, Idaho is in the cleanest because I moved out.
Speaker 3: Yeah yeah.
Speaker 1: There's also Wyoming, Massachusetts, Connecticut, and New Jersey.
Speaker 3: Okay, if you go to California, Jersey, you're good. Good.
Speaker 3: New Jersey has been getting a bad rep for so long,
Speaker 3: and finally they make a clean stateless you know.
Speaker 1: As for this guy and his travel experiences with transmitted diseases, actually.
Speaker 2: Pretty clean, well except that one time.
Speaker 1: In Florida when he did get a bad case of turpies.
Speaker 1: Turpys tell means laser stories have come to an end
Speaker 1: for the day.
Speaker 2: We'll do it again the same time on Monday
Speaker 3: Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning.