Speaker 1: You know, there's many different types of courts in this country,
Speaker 1: the basketball courts, food courts, guest rooms at the Courtyard Marriott.
Speaker 1: But our favorite kind of court is the judicial kind.
Speaker 1: We love justice on this show, Yes we do. It's
Speaker 1: Brook and Jeffrey in the morning and practically lawyer. Yeah
Speaker 1: we are. And that's what makes us license to do
Speaker 1: this segment what You're doing at the Courthouse, where we
Speaker 1: go down to the courthouse and just ask the folks
Speaker 1: there a simple question, what you're doing at the courthouse.
Speaker 2: Back in June of eighty five, I favocated a company
Speaker 2: through Wells Fargo and back then laser printers.
Speaker 3: Why I check?
Speaker 2: So I designed my home paywell checks.
Speaker 4: So it was a fake company to begin with. Yes,
Speaker 4: and you wrote your own checks.
Speaker 2: That's how they got me. I did eight chicks, eleven days,
Speaker 2: three hundred and ninety five thousand dollars Wells Fargo, Ey.
Speaker 4: To me, I bet man, that's a lot of money.
Speaker 1: What'd you do with that money?
Speaker 2: When I bought my fifty five bandhead oh the car.
Speaker 1: Harley, he had a kick starter you well, what did
Speaker 1: the ladies think about that?
Speaker 5: Can I say it?
Speaker 6: Say whatever you want?
Speaker 2: They thought it was a six hundred pounds.
Speaker 4: Oh not explain. You don't want him to whisper, sweet, nothing's.
Speaker 6: In your ear.
Speaker 1: Brooks topping on the back of that guy's for sure
Speaker 1: made in Heaven.
Speaker 4: Can run from the cops on that Harley dude. His
Speaker 4: voice sounds like a dead Harley.
Speaker 1: Mans the eighties.
Speaker 2: Yeah, the good old day I was born.
Speaker 4: What you're doing at the courthouse?
Speaker 6: A cop tried to give me a DUI when there
Speaker 6: was there's no alcohol involved.
Speaker 4: So you're out driving, you're partying one night?
Speaker 6: Oh not partying, Oh.
Speaker 4: Not partying at all.
Speaker 6: Yeah.
Speaker 4: Wait, did he give you a sobriety test?
Speaker 6: I don't know.
Speaker 4: Did he make you like walk in a line or
Speaker 4: did you do the alphabet one?
Speaker 6: Well, actually gave me his bull sobriety tests that nobody
Speaker 6: could pass because he was screaming in my face.
Speaker 4: And you don't really remember what that was.
Speaker 6: Remember what was.
Speaker 4: Someone still wasting? Yeah that's a permanent issue.
Speaker 6: No, we didn't give you a sobriety test, but after
Speaker 6: the sobriety test.
Speaker 1: Anyway, Thank you for this interview, sir? What interviews?
Speaker 5: Yeah, we're recording.
Speaker 1: It's what you're doing at the courthouse. Where we go
Speaker 1: down to the courthouse and ask a simple question what
Speaker 1: you're doing at the courthouse.
Speaker 7: You know, I'm just just interning, interning, you know, interning
Speaker 7: to be a what. I'm not sure yet, but I'm
Speaker 7: trying to get experienced and see where it goes from there.
Speaker 1: So what makes you so interested in courthouse.
Speaker 7: Is to be honest?
Speaker 1: C s I.
Speaker 4: Okay, you know.
Speaker 7: My my mom wanted me, wanted me to be a doctor.
Speaker 7: My dad wanted me to be a lawyer. I don't
Speaker 7: I don't want to be either, but I felt like,
Speaker 7: you know, that CSI stuff was the in between.
Speaker 4: What's the most intriguing part about it?
Speaker 7: I'll probably say, work like I'll a crime lab.
Speaker 6: And also, like CSI, after you crack the case, you
Speaker 6: get a hot chick.
Speaker 7: Next to you, right, Hey, that's the goal too, just
Speaker 7: like the TV show Hey exactly, you know, like happy
Speaker 7: Andy for both.
Speaker 1: I don't know what version of CSI, oh.
Speaker 6: I mean, if it's anything like CSI Miami, he's got
Speaker 6: a lot of gorgeous women.
Speaker 7: Around, think so I think it's just a lot more
Speaker 7: disgusting body fluid.
Speaker 4: Man.
Speaker 1: He's got a lot to discover, you know what, maybe
Speaker 1: we're all wrong and he's just gonna be like swarmed
Speaker 1: by gorgeous women.
Speaker 4: Yeah, what you're doing at the courthouse, I just gotta
Speaker 4: see on my case.
Speaker 5: Koreans. Get how you doing? Everybody at the Defending World.
Speaker 5: I shout out to my bro and.
Speaker 4: So what are you up to today?
Speaker 5: I love the look at lady and I call him
Speaker 5: off the top gun.
Speaker 4: I have a problem.
Speaker 5: Call Lisa. Her name is Listen. She's a top glow.
Speaker 5: She the one got me fired right now.
Speaker 4: I'm about that.
Speaker 5: I'm fired for calling you a top gun. That's called
Speaker 5: banging body healthy, giving your body to me money't call
Speaker 5: bull all day.
Speaker 4: Long and all night long too.
Speaker 5: Every day, No, every day and you it's just fun.
Speaker 5: What a dude, girl, I'm in lone the shut out
Speaker 5: to Linda Fay.
Speaker 4: It's freaky jump. I do that all day. You are
Speaker 4: a lucky woman.
Speaker 5: Just got jealous.
Speaker 1: I know next time I said it, you guys that
Speaker 1: this dude is walking around the streets without a record
Speaker 1: deal and you didn't jump on top of that. That's true.
Speaker 1: I should have called one of the record label wraps
Speaker 1: and been like, oh my god, I discovered him.
Speaker 4: I want to see him open for Yeah.
Speaker 1: Said banging body healthy, giving this body to me.
Speaker 6: Oh yeah.
Speaker 1: If Bieber would use that line, it's Grammys. But him,
Speaker 1: he ends up in jail. Come on, he called her
Speaker 1: a top gun. Yeah yeah, justice for Ricky Jones.
Speaker 6: Come in.
Speaker 1: What you're doing at the courthouse?
Speaker 3: Well, I'm here with my wife. She's here on a
Speaker 3: felony charge which she did not commit.
Speaker 4: Wink wink, nudge nudge. Now I gotta ask you a
Speaker 4: random question.
Speaker 1: You're lighting a cigarette. I just saw you put a
Speaker 1: piece of paper on the cigarette.
Speaker 6: What was that about?
Speaker 1: My cigarette broke?
Speaker 3: So that was a rolling paper.
Speaker 1: Oh so you kind of like doctored it a little bit, Yes, sir.
Speaker 3: I usually buy a pound of tobacco, which is it's
Speaker 3: two cartons. So that's like two thousand cigarettes and that
Speaker 3: lasts us at least half a month.
Speaker 1: Oh older, you look like you're seventeen years old. Yep, dude,
Speaker 1: I know, man.
Speaker 3: It's uh, it's all the hardcore narcotic abuse. I pickled
Speaker 3: my and uh they those drugs acted as a preservative.
Speaker 3: So because you did all these drugs in a way,
Speaker 3: you preserve your body. Yes, And I don't advocate that, I.
Speaker 4: Mean it he's snorting botox as well.
Speaker 1: I don't know, but he did look great. Whatever it is,
Speaker 1: Kim Kardashian is going to be jumping on that trend
Speaker 1: as soon as possible.
Speaker 4: I don't two thousand. I think in one month he's
Speaker 4: gonna look eighty five.
Speaker 1: Yeah, catch up, that's what you're doing at the courthouse.
Speaker 1: We're gonna do your phone tap right after this.