Speaker 1: It's Brooke and Jeffrey. I mean in the morning or
Speaker 1: the afternoon or whenever, because we're in podcast form now. Yeah,
Speaker 1: and Jeffrey the whinever. I like it, and the whole
Speaker 1: show is happening right now.
Speaker 2: I wanted to start the show today by having something
Speaker 2: fun and interesting for us to talk about, you know,
Speaker 2: a crazy story, a new food mashup, maybe a hot
Speaker 2: new trend that's happening.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it sounds like you went the exact opposite with
Speaker 1: this music.
Speaker 2: I've been looking at the news sites all morning.
Speaker 1: Well then you're already depressed and.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's not happy. I'm gonna give you something. I'll
Speaker 2: give you examples of some of the stories that just
Speaker 2: aren't doing it for me. Here's one bald eagle crashes
Speaker 2: into family's front window. I was like, Okay, this could
Speaker 2: be interesting. I'll continue reading the rest of the headline.
Speaker 2: No one's injured and the bird flies away unharmed.
Speaker 1: And the family eats it for Thanksgiving dinner.
Speaker 2: Something for us to work with him, So passed on
Speaker 2: that one. Here's another headline that's making news. Pizza Hut
Speaker 2: is now selling a limited edition Spicy Lover's Pizza. Okay, Okay,
Speaker 2: go on, Maybe maybe it's phallic shaped. What's the deal
Speaker 2: that would be amazing.
Speaker 1: I don't think you want a phallic spicy anything.
Speaker 2: Speak for yourself. Okay, man, there's three versions available, double Pepperoni, Hawaiian,
Speaker 2: and veggie.
Speaker 1: How do you make Hawaiian spicy?
Speaker 2: It's not spicy. Oh, they're just calling it spicy Lover's pizza.
Speaker 2: They're just normal pizzas with a new name.
Speaker 1: Okay.
Speaker 2: What's a radio host post to talk about with that?
Speaker 1: I don't think they're worried about you when Pizza Hut's
Speaker 1: coming up with their promotions. Maybe they're looking more at sales.
Speaker 2: I don't even want to get into the dating one
Speaker 2: that we have here, but I will just point I
Speaker 2: figure the headline says sixty four percent of singles want
Speaker 2: to date someone. Oh yeah, okay, yeah, it says they
Speaker 2: want to date someone British. That is that even newsworthy?
Speaker 1: I don't know. I heard that written by Alexis X.
Speaker 2: Maybe I mean everybody wants to date a British person?
Speaker 2: My god, how is this making the papers? This is
Speaker 2: how we're starting the show off, which makes me really
Speaker 2: nervous about how the rest of it's gonna go.
Speaker 1: See I say, only up from here because this was
Speaker 1: pretty terrible.
Speaker 2: That was the best content that we had to work
Speaker 2: with today. Let's see how we go with the shot
Speaker 2: collar question of the day. We have a bucket full
Speaker 2: of names. We're going to draw it out so fast.
Speaker 3: Sorry to interrupt your tantalizing segment. Yeah, okay, if he
Speaker 3: didn't know, February is one of the most commonly misspelled
Speaker 3: words in the English language.
Speaker 1: And then you know, I thought in my head, wegness.
Speaker 3: Day getting ahead of me, that brooke, because in front
Speaker 3: of me I have the top six most misspelled words
Speaker 3: in the English language, according to the Oxford Dictionary. And
Speaker 3: each of you will have to pick a number one
Speaker 3: through six, and I'll give you the word behind I'm
Speaker 3: the number, and you'll need to spell it correctly.
Speaker 2: Show I can get.
Speaker 1: The words I'm such a.
Speaker 4: I'm not looking for to you. Definitely that word.
Speaker 2: Just when I thought that the show couldn't get any
Speaker 2: more boring, we're doing a spelling.
Speaker 1: Spell. We can't even write it. Can we use autocraft?
Speaker 3: No, not at all. We'll start with Alexis. Please choose
Speaker 3: a number one through six.
Speaker 1: Order of the hardest to like, not hardest, I don't know.
Speaker 1: It's an order of like. Jake wants to make us
Speaker 1: look stupid. I'm going to go number three right in
Speaker 1: the middle.
Speaker 3: Your word is definitely.
Speaker 1: So hard, Okay, I'm trying to take your head.
Speaker 5: So d E f I and.
Speaker 1: I don't know what wait, I like finger writing on
Speaker 1: the table. D E f I and E t l y.
Speaker 6: I don't know.
Speaker 3: Definitely is spelled d e f I n I E,
Speaker 3: which means you get ahead. Pick a. Number three is
Speaker 3: off the board.
Speaker 1: Okay, I'll go with number five.
Speaker 3: Number five. Your word is separate.
Speaker 1: Okay, I give you this one. S E p.
Speaker 7: A r h.
Speaker 3: Separate spelled s E p A r O t E,
Speaker 3: which is told me I was wrong.
Speaker 1: I thought you were rot.
Speaker 4: I was saying because I was shocked.
Speaker 2: I was shaking my head at your jacket today.
Speaker 5: Whatever private school kids.
Speaker 1: Okay, I enjoyed that.
Speaker 2: Always gracious and winning, very humble.
Speaker 3: Jose, please choose one of the remaining numbers. Three and
Speaker 3: five are off the board.
Speaker 8: I will choose the number t o oh's hot.
Speaker 3: Do you want number two, Hose, Yes, I'd like number two.
Speaker 3: Your word is pharaoh, pharaoh.
Speaker 4: So it's h A R A.
Speaker 9: Oh.
Speaker 4: I'm now overthinking it.
Speaker 10: And is there another age at the end of Pharaoh?
Speaker 1: We can't help you.
Speaker 9: I don't know.
Speaker 2: Put in your final spelling.
Speaker 4: Okay, p h A r A Oh.
Speaker 2: That's it.
Speaker 3: That word is spelled p h A r A oh h.
Speaker 3: I'm sorry, Jose that means you'll be getting shocked along
Speaker 3: with Alexis.
Speaker 1: Do you think pharaohs are always going around like it's
Speaker 1: Pharaoh with a silent.
Speaker 11: H for.
Speaker 3: Jeffrey. You have three numbers to choose from one, four,
Speaker 3: or six. Which one would you like today?
Speaker 2: Give me number one? All right, I'm gonna give you
Speaker 2: number six, the hardest one.
Speaker 3: Your word is occurred like something occurred in the past.
Speaker 2: Oh c C you are e edw R.
Speaker 3: That word is spell. You want to finalize it?
Speaker 2: No, just go with it. That word is spelled.
Speaker 3: Oh c C you are rd.
Speaker 9: Wow.
Speaker 1: I mean I'm not getting shot.
Speaker 5: But everyone word Okay, this is like, how do we
Speaker 5: play wordle on the radio? Because that would be my
Speaker 5: next hot things.
Speaker 2: Well, for the rest of the show, let's let's sing
Speaker 2: a song and get shocked together. And somebody wanted to
Speaker 2: hear Oh great, the a b C song.
Speaker 4: You guys need it.
Speaker 8: I need the.
Speaker 2: Lyrics in front of me for this one, because I don't.
Speaker 1: Know you literally have them written down.
Speaker 2: Okay, here we go, aaby C.
Speaker 4: Jelley loud shot. It didn't even get the elemento, which
Speaker 4: is one letter.
Speaker 2: That's your shot collar question of the day.
Speaker 9: Brooking Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 2: There's a dad that's going viral today with a video
Speaker 2: that has over thirteen million views so far because he
Speaker 2: set up a trap after spotting his son sneaking out
Speaker 2: of the house in the middle of the night. So
Speaker 2: dad knew the window his son would have to use
Speaker 2: in order to sneak back in after having his big adventure. Okay,
Speaker 2: you need to picture this. This kid named Jesse and
Speaker 2: four of his friends are climbing in through a side
Speaker 2: window of their house in the middle of the night. Okay,
Speaker 2: and once they're all inside, the lights all suddenly turn
Speaker 2: on and this happens.
Speaker 1: Next time.
Speaker 12: Just saying you want to go out so you don't
Speaker 12: need to plumb through a window with all your friends.
Speaker 13: I hope you had fun.
Speaker 1: We're safe and didn't crack your pants when I started talking.
Speaker 2: I make the viral on TikTok with this, thanks for
Speaker 2: the content.
Speaker 9: I love you, I love you.
Speaker 1: No, that's funny that, Alexa.
Speaker 2: Yeah, so the most genius part is how the dad
Speaker 2: set this whole thing up. You put a ring doorbell
Speaker 2: camera in the house next to the window, so when
Speaker 2: it's detected motion, it turned on all the Wi Fi
Speaker 2: bulbs and the lamps, and it synked with the smart
Speaker 2: speaker to play a pre programmed message. You're always.
Speaker 4: Dad's technology to figure that stuff out.
Speaker 1: Just learn how to send a gift to me. How
Speaker 1: he would do to do that?
Speaker 2: That's im I still can't figure out where my drafts
Speaker 2: are on my Instagram, trying to have you guys help
Speaker 2: me with that the other days. But that's our whole
Speaker 2: technological trap inside his house.
Speaker 1: Turns out he works as a plumber.
Speaker 2: So of course that video went viral. But people online
Speaker 2: kind of split on whether this is good parenting or not.
Speaker 1: Well, I don't know. No, it doesn't feel like a punishment,
Speaker 1: like for sneaking out in line. You still have to
Speaker 1: is that what they're thinking?
Speaker 2: Now you're viral on TikTok.
Speaker 4: You endorsements.
Speaker 1: Followers, basically encouraging the behavior.
Speaker 2: We got laser stories coming up right after this. It's
Speaker 2: the radio segment that wanted to create the largest vending
Speaker 2: machine in the world. Wow, what's inside other vending machines?
Speaker 2: Let me see I want B seven. Oh all right,
Speaker 2: help me get it out of here. It's laser stories.
Speaker 2: It's empty read weird news stories around the globe, just
Speaker 2: like everyone else does. Accept we have a laser. Those
Speaker 2: other punk rooos just don't. This first laser story is
Speaker 2: out of Michigan. A man named Keith Stonehouse let his
Speaker 2: six year old son use his phone to play a
Speaker 2: game Saturday night, thinking it would help chill him out
Speaker 2: before bed, but the kid ended up playing with a
Speaker 2: different app, grub hub out, And then this happened.
Speaker 14: It's piles and bags of food and they're dropping them
Speaker 14: off of the door. So I'm not communicating with the drivers,
Speaker 14: and I said, what.
Speaker 3: Is going on? Why are you bringing me food?
Speaker 14: He said, I don't know.
Speaker 3: You ordered from the short place?
Speaker 14: He said, no, oh, I think I had left the
Speaker 14: app open and he saw that when he was playing
Speaker 14: with my phone and just started going to towns. He
Speaker 14: ordered multiple orders chili cheese fries, the chicken peda wraps.
Speaker 14: He ordered multiple orders of that, multiple orders of ice
Speaker 14: cream pizza.
Speaker 4: Oh my die, like kids dream come true.
Speaker 1: Dude, that kid's got good taste. Yeah, yes, so delicious.
Speaker 3: Like you heard.
Speaker 2: Keith says he knew something was strange when he got
Speaker 2: a food delivery, but before he could figure it out,
Speaker 2: another one came. Oh, then another and another, and he
Speaker 2: said it was like a parade of deliveries.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, wow.
Speaker 2: And when it was all over there was nearly one
Speaker 2: thousand dollars in food orders.
Speaker 1: No, you're just talking like a pizza and an ice
Speaker 1: cream or something that is insane.
Speaker 2: Oh no, it could have been even worse. He said.
Speaker 2: His credit card stopped a four hundred and thirty nine
Speaker 2: dollars order from Happy's Pizza because they suspected fraud.
Speaker 4: Yeah. I almost said. It's like this is when you
Speaker 4: wish you were broke. It's like, just decline alight card.
Speaker 2: A one hundred and thirty three dollars order of jumbo
Speaker 2: shrimp from the same restaurant did go through, just fine,
Speaker 2: and the shrimp the same night, one.
Speaker 1: Hundred three dollars shrimp.
Speaker 2: Many many other orders from other places also arrived.
Speaker 1: It would have been a great timing if it happened
Speaker 1: right before, like the Super Bowl.
Speaker 4: Before were sent for tomorrow.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and Keith says he was mad, but there was
Speaker 2: nothing he could do about it, so he crammed as
Speaker 2: much as he could in the fridge and offered the
Speaker 2: rest to his neighbors. He also tried to talk to
Speaker 2: his son about it so he'd understand what went wrong.
Speaker 2: While he was trying to explain, the kid stopped him
Speaker 2: and asked, Dad, did the pepperoni pizzas come yet? This
Speaker 2: next lazer stories out of Bangladesh, a fifteen year old
Speaker 2: teen was playing hide and seek with his friends when
Speaker 2: he found the ultimate hiding spot inside an old shipping container.
Speaker 9: Oh good.
Speaker 2: He crawled inside and then accidentally fell asleep. And that's
Speaker 2: when things went from bad to worse because the shipping
Speaker 2: container was still very much in use.
Speaker 3: Oh.
Speaker 2: The worker came around, locked it up, and then signaled
Speaker 2: for a crane to hoist it onto his ship.
Speaker 1: Yeah, he's like running away on accident.
Speaker 2: And then the teen and the container were transported to Malaysia,
Speaker 2: one forty miles away.
Speaker 4: Like a nightmare.
Speaker 3: The poor kid, he's.
Speaker 1: Still in there.
Speaker 2: Six days later. What a longshoreman heard banging coming from inside.
Speaker 2: They immediately called their boss and got a group of
Speaker 2: guys ready to open it, and assumed it was probably
Speaker 2: some sort of drug runners or human trafficking ring that
Speaker 2: we're gonna we're gonna bust them, like, get your guns ready.
Speaker 2: But when they opened the doors, the teen boy simply
Speaker 2: yawned and staggered out, Oh my god.
Speaker 4: He just slept the whole time.
Speaker 15: Yeah, bored.
Speaker 1: He could survive six days without a phone. Teens could
Speaker 1: do that.
Speaker 2: It'd been without water or food or light for six days.
Speaker 8: Oh my god.
Speaker 2: But was still conscious. However, he didn't speak the local language.
Speaker 2: After a while they were able to decipher the issue
Speaker 2: wasn't illegal activity, so he was given medical attention and
Speaker 2: doctor say he will make a full recovery.
Speaker 9: And see that.
Speaker 1: All is going to do is get back on a
Speaker 1: ship to get back home.
Speaker 2: This next laser story is out of streamers are us? Hey,
Speaker 2: you may have heard this already, but Netflix is going
Speaker 2: to start cracking down on password sharing next.
Speaker 1: What are they gonna do? I mean, can we trick them?
Speaker 1: How is anyone?
Speaker 2: Figured out a lot of questions, but now we do
Speaker 2: know how they're gonna do it? Sort of okay, and
Speaker 2: an updated frequently asked questions to have on their site.
Speaker 2: They said, quote to ensure uninterrupted access to Netflix, connect
Speaker 2: to the Wi Fi at your primary location, open the
Speaker 2: app or website, and watch something at least once every
Speaker 2: thirty one days. And this creates a trusted device so
Speaker 2: that you can watch Netflix even when you're away from
Speaker 2: your primary location. That's how it'll know that's your main device.
Speaker 2: If someone outside of your household tries to use your
Speaker 2: account on a non trusted device, quote, Netflix security will
Speaker 2: promptly arrive at your house and tase you until you
Speaker 2: turn off the TV.
Speaker 1: Damn trying to use your.
Speaker 2: Pastor taking this real seriously and.
Speaker 1: We're gonna get tased. I use's password, my.
Speaker 4: Whole family interchange, I have a couple.
Speaker 1: They totally that's the only do too.
Speaker 2: Obviously I'm joking about the tasing. What are they really
Speaker 2: gonna do. Netflix says they'll encourage those people to sign
Speaker 2: up for new accounts before blocking them. Another big question
Speaker 2: that people have your traveling somewhere and you want to
Speaker 2: open your account on the hotel TV for instan Yeah.
Speaker 4: Like when I go on vacation and I stay in
Speaker 4: the hotel room, the whole time watching Netflix.
Speaker 2: In that case, you have to request a temporary code
Speaker 2: when you sign in, and that'll give you access there
Speaker 2: for seven consecutive days.
Speaker 1: Boo, this sucks. Do whoever say this Netflix department sucks?
Speaker 11: Oh?
Speaker 3: Man?
Speaker 1: They told us said streaming was going to be cheaper
Speaker 1: than cable, and it's not turning out that way.
Speaker 4: You are right, You're right about that. It's the same prime.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you know what, let's offer the services for free
Speaker 2: like radio radio financial Oops. This next Lazer story is
Speaker 2: out of Pets Central.
Speaker 4: After the story, I'm just getting off there.
Speaker 2: A lot of people let their pets crash in the
Speaker 2: bedroom with them, so this probably comes up more than
Speaker 2: people would like to admit. But what do you do
Speaker 2: with your pets when you're having a little fun time
Speaker 2: in the bedroom?
Speaker 16: Dud?
Speaker 1: What you don't let them in your beds to begin with?
Speaker 4: Honestly, pets can ruin the movie.
Speaker 2: I mean, Brook does not let pets in her bedroom.
Speaker 2: That is true. She will sleep with her child though
Speaker 2: right next to it.
Speaker 13: Am I wrong?
Speaker 2: Does your child not sleep in your bed?
Speaker 11: Yeah?
Speaker 1: But we don't do anything well the kids in the bed?
Speaker 2: Okay, what is wrong with you? The question is are
Speaker 2: the pets chilling enough that you don't have to do
Speaker 2: anything well. In a new survey, twenty eight percent of
Speaker 2: pet owners say they do allow their pets to stay
Speaker 2: in the room, but fifty eight percent admit they've become
Speaker 2: distracted by the pet when they're getting Yeah, totally.
Speaker 1: WHOA that sounded like substracted in a good way, with
Speaker 1: that in.
Speaker 3: A bad way.
Speaker 2: Sixty three people say they've stopped the fun mid session.
Speaker 2: Do with their pets increasingly unchill press girl.
Speaker 4: Like, oh, hold on one second, he's thirsty. I'm like,
Speaker 4: I'm thirsty too.
Speaker 1: What do you do with cats?
Speaker 3: Though?
Speaker 1: Like, I don't have a cat much as you have
Speaker 1: a cat?
Speaker 4: What does your cat do?
Speaker 2: Judge from AFAR, seventy of pet parents say they do
Speaker 2: take some form of action to keep their fur ball
Speaker 2: occupied or force them out of the bedroom when the
Speaker 2: mood strikes, which is probably a better option for everybody involved.
Speaker 1: H Hobnestly you'll hear him scratching the door.
Speaker 2: My question is what if the opposite happens and your
Speaker 2: pet kicks you out of the bedroom. Oh, it happened
Speaker 2: that way more than you might. Wow, is this turtle?
Speaker 2: He's living his best life, and I'm over there on
Speaker 2: the other side of the door waiting for him to
Speaker 2: be done. That's soundings. The stories has come to an
Speaker 2: end the day. Let's do it again, same time.
Speaker 9: On Wednesday, Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 2: Overall, gen Z is pretty fearless, except when it comes
Speaker 2: to making phone calls. Yes, I know. Alexis will actually
Speaker 2: have Brook call to make doctor appointments for her.
Speaker 1: Well, she actually had to call listeners earlier this week
Speaker 1: and she had to ask how to use the phone.
Speaker 1: Yea not exaggerating.
Speaker 2: And she'll ask Brook to talk to the car insurance
Speaker 2: people and her place to explain all the scratches and
Speaker 2: dents on her vehicle. Yeah, she even lets Brook take
Speaker 2: over when a hot guy wants to dirty talk with
Speaker 2: her over the phone.
Speaker 1: I know what I've been doing that, Alexis Brook.
Speaker 9: Go on.
Speaker 2: With Alexus's current person. Start with HAYM Mortimer.
Speaker 1: Mortimer, have you cleaned your sheets lately? Because you should.
Speaker 5: Often don't actually clean their sheets. No, honestly, like, let's
Speaker 5: get him in the laundry, boys, I'm saying, maybe he
Speaker 5: could come over to your house, Alexis.
Speaker 2: Okay, even that demonstration was better than anything Alexis could
Speaker 2: have pulled off herself. Really, so, I wonder what your
Speaker 2: other gen zers have asked their mother figures to leave
Speaker 2: a message on the loser line for them.
Speaker 1: We're going to find out what older sister figures, thank
Speaker 1: you very much.
Speaker 2: What we're going to find out a brand new batch
Speaker 2: of messages coming up right.
Speaker 9: After this, you mint, is this the right number? It's
Speaker 9: the loser line.
Speaker 2: Good by, Just call me back if you haven't heard
Speaker 2: the loser line before. It works like this. Let's say
Speaker 2: someone approaches you while you're out at the club and
Speaker 2: uses this charming pickup line on you. Hey girl, are
Speaker 2: you from China? Because I'm trying to get your number?
Speaker 1: Yeah, let's not do that.
Speaker 11: I love it.
Speaker 2: Whatever you do was just the urge to shrug and
Speaker 2: pretend like you don't speak English. Instead, tell them you
Speaker 2: like guys who have their mom as their number one
Speaker 2: friend on Snap. I already do, but she ghosted me recently.
Speaker 2: Then give him the digits to the loser line so
Speaker 2: hopefully he leaves an awkward voicemail that we can play
Speaker 2: on the air. Voicemails like this one.
Speaker 17: Next message, Hey, Hello, this is.
Speaker 12: Ah I met you the other week at the aquarium.
Speaker 12: I'm an elementary school teacher and I was there with
Speaker 12: my school obviously, and.
Speaker 17: I saw you doing magic and just you know.
Speaker 12: How we were outstanding, really and you know, maybe we
Speaker 12: can go out on a date Carrol cart take or
Speaker 12: something and you know, by the end of the night,
Speaker 12: you can saw me in half.
Speaker 17: I wouldn't.
Speaker 9: I wouldn't that.
Speaker 12: Yeah again, this is this is and I think you're magic.
Speaker 5: But I feel like she has a death wish if
Speaker 5: she's calling strange men that she meets on the street
Speaker 5: and them to cut her in house.
Speaker 2: And I feel like she's not a sexy magician either,
Speaker 2: like a Chris Angel. I feel like he's more of
Speaker 2: a Merlin type with a giant wizards.
Speaker 1: Could hard Merlin, could be a Zaddy. I don't know.
Speaker 1: I heard the bigger that had the bigger the heart.
Speaker 2: Glad you went to that.
Speaker 6: Hey, rich, this is from the other night we met
Speaker 6: at the bar. You were telling me about the thing
Speaker 6: for the faucet the water treatment softened. I don't know
Speaker 6: remember what it was, but you told me that I
Speaker 6: could sell a bunch of them to my friends and
Speaker 6: family and make some money, no offense or nothing, but
Speaker 6: like when you first started telling me about it, it just
Speaker 6: sounded like it might be a scam or maybe like
Speaker 6: a weird I don't know. I didn't know what you
Speaker 6: were up to. But I did a little research online
Speaker 6: and yeah, I saw some places that it might be
Speaker 6: a pyramid scheme and there were some lawsuits and stuff.
Speaker 6: But just because they got a couple of lawsuits doesn't
Speaker 6: make them bad. I mean, people get sued all the time.
Speaker 6: Companies get sued all the time. Isn't Mark Zuckerberg getting
Speaker 6: sued like once a month for Facebook for stuff I
Speaker 6: don't know. I love Facebook, and Facebook isn't a pyramid scheme, right, Like,
Speaker 6: I'm sure it's just a misunderstanding about this water stuff.
Speaker 6: I want to make money, man, I'm going to go
Speaker 6: with like ten cases. I want to get rich, take
Speaker 6: over the world.
Speaker 2: Yeah, Okay, had some rock solid reasoning right there. It
Speaker 2: sounds like he confirmed it's a scam basically on the
Speaker 2: internet with lots of lawsuits. But Facebook has lawsuits, they're
Speaker 2: not a scam. He likes Facebook, he likes I.
Speaker 1: See, Jeff. That's what they're talking about when they say
Speaker 1: do your research.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that is it.
Speaker 5: Yeah, I don't listen to any of the research, but
Speaker 5: do it.
Speaker 8: Yeah, you did it.
Speaker 2: And if you want to keep laughs like these roll
Speaker 2: and make sure to head over to our TikTok at
Speaker 2: Broken Jeffrey and you can do two things on there.
Speaker 2: One see Brooks latest outfit and have a good chuckle.
Speaker 2: You can the number one loser message of no no
Speaker 2: matter what, laugh.
Speaker 1: This shirt's cute.
Speaker 18: Next message, Hey Jason, this is we met at a
Speaker 18: coffee shop. I'm the one that lectured you about what
Speaker 18: your truck is doing to the environment for like ten minutes.
Speaker 18: How you really need to give it up because you
Speaker 18: know you are single handedly destroying the world with your
Speaker 18: carbon footprints. But anyway, I felt this spark between us
Speaker 18: and I'd love to hang out. But listen, this weekend,
Speaker 18: I'm moving, so before you get rid of that truck,
Speaker 18: because I know you're gonna get rid of it because
Speaker 18: you're a really good guy. It would be really helpful
Speaker 18: if you help me move and then you can you know,
Speaker 18: sell it. And I'm excited to hear from you.
Speaker 17: Thanks.
Speaker 4: Wow as.
Speaker 5: Request, let's ruin the world just now because I have
Speaker 5: to move, but later we'll save it.
Speaker 18: Yeah.
Speaker 2: Yeah, being a pro earth activist three hundred and sixty
Speaker 2: four days after. It's pretty close.
Speaker 15: Next message, I hope Kermit d frog here, just diving
Speaker 15: back the very pretty Jessica, who I met at a
Speaker 15: bar just the other night. I just wanted to say
Speaker 15: that you had this frog turning green. Just kidd I'm
Speaker 15: I'm already green, but you are, in fact very beautiful. Kermie.
Speaker 15: Who are you talking to?
Speaker 9: Oh?
Speaker 15: Oh, Piggy, Guys, it's no one, just just a friend
Speaker 15: I met at the at the local saloon. You were
Speaker 15: meeting people.
Speaker 11: At the bar. No, no, Piggy, it's not.
Speaker 15: Like that, it's like that.
Speaker 2: How dare you sorry, Jessica.
Speaker 15: I'm gonna have to call you right back?
Speaker 6: Yeah, yeah, this is if you couldn't tell.
Speaker 15: You had mentioned the other night that you like the
Speaker 15: Muppets similar to me, and I just thought, you know,
Speaker 15: maybe you'd like like a little call from them, want
Speaker 15: to know what they're up to, and they should only
Speaker 15: want to talk to you like Fozzy Bear.
Speaker 19: Uh yeah wa waka, just like kids.
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Speaker 17: Okay, sure, okay, hold.
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Speaker 10: So I just adjusted your rewards account and you now
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Speaker 10: Oh no, no, no, trust me, you're gonna want the
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Speaker 8: They're better than money. These are valuable.
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Speaker 10: like a rewards program.
Speaker 8: Actually this is more.
Speaker 10: Sandwich coins are more like digital sandwich money that you
Speaker 10: can only spend at our store, don't I don't want that, Okay,
Speaker 10: Well hold on, I don't think you understand quite how
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Speaker 8: We're not going to charge you.
Speaker 1: No, well, just with.
Speaker 8: Two thousand of your sandwich coins and boom it's free.
Speaker 2: Oh no, it works.
Speaker 3: Give it.
Speaker 17: Then you are charging me. Actually, because that's my money.
Speaker 17: You have twenty dollars of my money that I didn't
Speaker 17: mean to give you, Okay, Like I didn't give it
Speaker 17: to you, you took it, so I need to be
Speaker 17: refunded that otherwise you're feelings.
Speaker 10: So what I'm hearing is that you want to pay
Speaker 10: another twenty dollars towards more sandwich.
Speaker 2: Co No, but I can do that.
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Speaker 17: That doesn't make any sense.
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Speaker 17: That's not funny, that's not good. And because you're a
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Speaker 17: Let us should come on the sandwiches.
Speaker 8: Absolutely, that's true.
Speaker 10: But thanks to sandwich Coin, we can get you free
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Speaker 17: Us, I'm not going to say that.
Speaker 11: No.
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Speaker 8: How about this.
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Speaker 17: Then I don't know what that is?
Speaker 8: What now you're a kidding me?
Speaker 9: How would I.
Speaker 17: Know what the better bread whatever it is you just
Speaker 17: said is. I don't care, I don't know. I would
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Speaker 17: I'm super frustrated. I don't want these sandwich coins. Now
Speaker 17: I'm yelling, and I hate yelling. I just want to refund.
Speaker 10: Listen, I've only told you about how getting some free
Speaker 10: toppings on a sub you haven't even heard you could
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Speaker 9: That is both.
Speaker 17: I do not try to sell me on some mistake
Speaker 17: trip to Fiji with sandwich coins.
Speaker 10: Well, you are correct, you're not going to Fiji, but
Speaker 10: you do get an extra bottle of Fiji water, and.
Speaker 2: That's our best water.
Speaker 8: You don't get any better.
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Speaker 17: Tell me to talk to a supervisor, a man, sure,
Speaker 17: an owner.
Speaker 10: Okay, then you may want to talk to the actual
Speaker 10: sandwich shop themselves then, because I'm no help at this point.
Speaker 17: What No, this is the sandwich shop you called me?
Speaker 8: I wish I'm pretty hungry, but no, I'm not at
Speaker 8: a sandwich shop. It's a brank phone call. My name
Speaker 8: is jose from the radio show Brook and Jeffrey in
Speaker 8: the morning.
Speaker 2: This is a phone tap.
Speaker 16: Oh my god.
Speaker 4: What your coworker, Cody set you up?
Speaker 17: Cody.
Speaker 10: Yes, Cody told us you were furious the other day
Speaker 10: when you got overcharged for a sandwich.
Speaker 17: So he wanted.
Speaker 8: Us to mess with you.
Speaker 17: You're talking about whatever, sandwich points. I'm losing my mom.
Speaker 4: Oh no, no, no, you can't say that.
Speaker 10: Sandwich points are trademarked actually legally, but sandwich coins feel
Speaker 10: free to invest.
Speaker 17: Excuse me, excuse me, sandwich coins.
Speaker 8: There you go.
Speaker 17: I'll take triple the mayo with my stupidess sandwich with
Speaker 17: your balance.
Speaker 10: You don't have enough for mayo, but I can cover
Speaker 10: your sandwich and avocado pits.
Speaker 9: Week up Every morning was Fu Taps weekday mornings on
Speaker 9: the twenties, Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 2: Brook, I don't want you to ever get divorced.
Speaker 1: Oh thanks, I don't never want to do.
Speaker 2: But let's say that it happened, all right, and you
Speaker 2: were suddenly thrust back into the dating pool. Okay, good
Speaker 2: old Brooks strutting into the club with a flapper outfit
Speaker 2: and I love the b How do you do to
Speaker 2: the strapping young gents and the speakeasy is what it's
Speaker 2: like now in town. It looks like it's your lucky night. Sweethets.
Speaker 2: Shine in your gamers and get yourself to work.
Speaker 4: What art is working for you?
Speaker 3: Boys?
Speaker 11: How do you do?
Speaker 1: I'll speak easy?
Speaker 2: What about listeners? Has been out of the dating game
Speaker 2: for a few years now and his first hangout isn't
Speaker 2: calling him back? It wasn't Brooke. You'll find who it
Speaker 2: was and where he took her in your second date update,
Speaker 2: next second date up date. Dating is a lot like
Speaker 2: riding a bike. First, you do it with dad's help.
Speaker 2: Why heause right behind you making sure that you don't
Speaker 2: get hurt because it's scary the first few times.
Speaker 1: Why is your dad there?
Speaker 2: Well, mom's holding the camera shouting positive things. Don't close
Speaker 2: your eyes, stop crying.
Speaker 1: You have a really close family.
Speaker 2: But then eventually dad let's go, and suddenly look at
Speaker 2: that you're doing it all by yourself.
Speaker 1: Why is mom still there with the video camera?
Speaker 2: I asked her to be there. But I bring your
Speaker 2: up because one of our listeners, Dennis, emailed the show
Speaker 2: and Dennis it says, this was your first date that
Speaker 2: you've gone on in quite a while, Like, were you
Speaker 2: in a relationship before that.
Speaker 11: Yeah, I was in a long term relationship for a
Speaker 11: little while. Okay, and I've been single for two years now.
Speaker 1: What you've been single for two years, but you just
Speaker 1: haven't dated.
Speaker 11: Yeah, I kind of came up one dating for a while.
Speaker 11: I mean I was just down on myself, you know.
Speaker 11: I just had some self esteem issues, some things I
Speaker 11: needed to work on, and it kind of got into
Speaker 11: a pity party sort of thing for a little while,
Speaker 11: and I had to come back out of it.
Speaker 1: So I love that you did you, Dennis, and it
Speaker 1: looks like it turned out pretty good because you're back
Speaker 1: up on the top. I love hearing those type of
Speaker 1: stories we all do.
Speaker 11: Yeah, I got into a gym, got back into racquetball,
Speaker 11: I'm rock climbing now, and I'm even on an adult
Speaker 11: kickball team.
Speaker 9: Fun.
Speaker 1: We don't need a second date update with him. We're
Speaker 1: going to do self help with Dennis.
Speaker 8: I mean, this is great.
Speaker 2: Who needs women just playing racketball until you die?
Speaker 4: You got mountains to climb.
Speaker 2: Well, I mean that's great that you came out the
Speaker 2: other end and it sounds like you're in a better place.
Speaker 2: So you ended up meeting somebody.
Speaker 11: Men Lady named Stephanie. Okay, okay, feel real smart and
Speaker 11: a great sense of humor. We hooked up after work.
Speaker 1: You sound confident, but I didn't realize.
Speaker 11: When I say hooked up, I just mean we got together.
Speaker 11: I told you, guys, I haven't been dating for a while.
Speaker 11: I don't know what all the lingo is.
Speaker 2: Okay, hooking up. Just so you know, Dennis tends to
Speaker 2: be like you get intimate, like romantic yet something women.
Speaker 1: I want to know, like, you're you haven't done this
Speaker 1: in two years? How are you feeling?
Speaker 11: Like?
Speaker 1: What's going through your head when you're going to meet her?
Speaker 11: Very excited, excited, at a little a little anxious.
Speaker 2: So what did you and Stephanie end up doing for
Speaker 2: your date?
Speaker 11: We ended up doing what I like to do and
Speaker 11: I wanted to share with her, which is a passion
Speaker 11: of mine. It's rock clock cool.
Speaker 1: That's a sexy date.
Speaker 17: I like it.
Speaker 8: I like it was.
Speaker 1: Had she ever climbed before? Was it brand new to her?
Speaker 11: No, she never done it before, but she was really
Speaker 11: open minded to the idea when totally turn on.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you hooked up with her with the cable with
Speaker 2: the cable.
Speaker 11: Showing the ropes, baby.
Speaker 2: Yeah, Okay, did like she was having fun. She was.
Speaker 11: She was totally in dude. I was totally into her.
Speaker 11: And even during the thing, some of my friends from
Speaker 11: class came over. They were really cool. So it actually
Speaker 11: made me look good. Baby, looked like I had some
Speaker 11: sort of popularity there.
Speaker 9: Yeah.
Speaker 1: I think it's such a smart thing too, Like it's
Speaker 1: a way to bond together. She's trying something new. A
Speaker 1: lot of adrenaline is going on when you're climbing, like
Speaker 1: it's awesome.
Speaker 11: Yeah.
Speaker 2: So is rock climbing the only thing that you did
Speaker 2: for the day or was there more?
Speaker 11: Yeah? We went to a bar afterwards. I had a
Speaker 11: few drinks. I'm a tequila guy, so I had a
Speaker 11: couple of pops, you know, a couple of what shots,
Speaker 11: A couple of pops pops whatso? Yeah, it's old school aingo,
Speaker 11: you know, pops like soda pop, like a can of pop,
Speaker 11: that sort of thing.
Speaker 2: Oh, to have some soda with tequila, yeah exactly. Okay, Wow.
Speaker 4: We figured it out.
Speaker 2: I was thinking Coca cola.
Speaker 1: I'm all over the Yeah, I got it. Tequila soda. Okay,
Speaker 1: I like popular and dating right now, you can say that, yes,
Speaker 1: all right.
Speaker 11: I just love to have a good time with her.
Speaker 11: It was really great enjoying her company. She's a great conversationalist,
Speaker 11: captivating almost to the point of just other people were
Speaker 11: walking by and looking at the two of us like, Wow,
Speaker 11: those people most really like each other.
Speaker 16: That's sweet.
Speaker 1: I mean, she's not calling you back, so there must
Speaker 1: be something going on. Did you a chance to really
Speaker 1: learn about her, because it sounds like this was a
Speaker 1: lot about your interests, your activities.
Speaker 11: It was. She did a lot of talking, but mostly
Speaker 11: was about her work and her job. I mean, she's okay,
Speaker 11: she got like a high pressure job.
Speaker 2: And did you hook up in the modern.
Speaker 11: If you mean, did we do an thing that somebody
Speaker 11: would be saying we should have done on a first
Speaker 11: date or anything like that. No, we did that.
Speaker 1: Nobody on this show would say you should.
Speaker 11: The wrong show a nice little goodbye, just a hug,
Speaker 11: a little peck of the cheek, nothing, nothing out of
Speaker 11: the ordinary.
Speaker 2: Well overall, it sounds like it's a pretty solid date.
Speaker 2: How long has it been since you last talked to her?
Speaker 11: It's been a couple of months? What months been a
Speaker 11: couple of months?
Speaker 1: Have you dated since? Or you did the one day
Speaker 1: after two years and we've done nothing since.
Speaker 2: Ye play the really slogan.
Speaker 11: I've gone I've gone out a couple of times with
Speaker 11: other people. It hasn't felt the same. Okay, Okay, it
Speaker 11: was fun still, I mean I had fun. We didn't
Speaker 11: do the rock climbing thing. We pretty much just did
Speaker 11: a couple of times with a bar.
Speaker 2: Okay, yeah, we did focus on them. Let's focus on
Speaker 2: seventy and we're gonna play a song. We'll come back.
Speaker 2: We'll call and see if she remembers you, because two
Speaker 2: months in the modern dating world is for like ever.
Speaker 2: She could be married by It's possible. We're gonna come back.
Speaker 2: We'll call her and try and get a second date.
Speaker 2: Update A right, sounds great?
Speaker 6: All right?
Speaker 2: Hold on, man, Dennis. I know you've been telling us
Speaker 2: that you just got back into the dating scene and
Speaker 2: you didn't know what you were doing. But I'm guessing
Speaker 2: that Stephanie thought you were a player, you know, just
Speaker 2: thudding into the rock climbing place with your extra large
Speaker 2: harness on, acting like a boss fist, bumping all your friends,
Speaker 2: talking about your new clubs and activities. I bet she
Speaker 2: thought you were some type of smooth talker.
Speaker 6: It gets around town there's no way she could.
Speaker 11: Yeah.
Speaker 2: Actually, I would like you to prove right now that
Speaker 2: you're not pretend that Brooke is single and you just
Speaker 2: saw her out on the street. Give us your best
Speaker 2: pickup line to get her interested. Go ahead, Dennis, Hey Brooke, Yeah,
Speaker 2: what should do it?
Speaker 7: Doing?
Speaker 1: Radio? My job right now? Dennis? What are you doing?
Speaker 11: Why don't you come on over here and sit on
Speaker 11: Daddy's left.
Speaker 3: You're proving me right.
Speaker 1: First line so quickly. I thought if you was a
Speaker 1: different person, I haven't.
Speaker 2: That you went out with Stephanie two months ago, and
Speaker 2: now we're going to be reaching back out to her again.
Speaker 2: I'm not sure if she's even gonna remember going out with.
Speaker 11: You, dude.
Speaker 1: Maybe the rock climbing party she'll remember.
Speaker 11: Yeah, I think she'll remember. I think she'll remember me.
Speaker 2: Have you tried calling or texting in that period in between?
Speaker 11: I did? I just never heard anything back.
Speaker 1: Okay, And you have no idea?
Speaker 11: Why, no, no idea whatsoever?
Speaker 2: All right, Well, we're gonna try and get you some
Speaker 2: answers here, all.
Speaker 1: Right, Sit down, daddy.
Speaker 2: Okay, she's going to tell you where to I'm gonna
Speaker 2: dial Stephanie's number and let's see what she has to say.
Speaker 2: All right, all right, here we go. Hello, he is
Speaker 2: a Stephanie. Yeah, hey, Stephanie. My name is jeff from
Speaker 2: the radio show Brooke and Jeffrey in the Morning. How
Speaker 2: are you doing today?
Speaker 11: Really? Yeah, I'm good.
Speaker 1: Hi Stephanie.
Speaker 2: Yeah, the whole show's here. Brooke Jose alexis Hi.
Speaker 3: Hi.
Speaker 1: Cool. It sounds like that's awesome.
Speaker 17: Yeah, I've heard the show before, but it's been a
Speaker 17: little bit.
Speaker 1: Well, you can always catch up on our podcast, available
Speaker 1: anywhere you get your podcast, Spotify.
Speaker 4: Apple, periodically.
Speaker 2: You listen to whatever you want to listen to, Stephanie.
Speaker 2: But we're calling you today because we're trying to get
Speaker 2: a second date update for one of our listeners.
Speaker 6: Uh. Okay.
Speaker 2: It's a guy that you went out with a little
Speaker 2: while ago. His name's Dennis. Do you remember a couple
Speaker 2: months back.
Speaker 11: Yeah.
Speaker 17: Yeah, that's quite a while ago.
Speaker 1: That's the reaction, remember, Yeah, that's the reaction we have
Speaker 1: when he told us how long it had been.
Speaker 15: Yeah, it's been it's been a while.
Speaker 11: So I have to I have to think for a minute.
Speaker 2: Well, it's a good sign that he's reaching out to you.
Speaker 2: I know, it's a little bit late. But yeah, he
Speaker 2: told us about your date and said he had a
Speaker 2: really good time with you. And afterwards he said he
Speaker 2: tried texting and calling you, but he hasn't gotten any response.
Speaker 2: Oh have you been seeing those?
Speaker 17: Yeah?
Speaker 6: You know, he was a really nice guy.
Speaker 17: I just I feel like he was just looking.
Speaker 6: For something else.
Speaker 2: I oh, but can you explain?
Speaker 3: Well, I mean, I just have.
Speaker 11: Different expectations at this point in my life and he
Speaker 11: just seemed to we just seemed to be out of alignment.
Speaker 9: Second, Okay, Well.
Speaker 2: I mean he told us a little bit about your date,
Speaker 2: that you guys went rock climbing and went to a
Speaker 2: bar and got to talking a lot about your lives.
Speaker 2: Is something come up?
Speaker 9: Yeah?
Speaker 11: I mean things were great.
Speaker 17: We were reviving and raide a couple of beers, and
Speaker 17: he kind of gets to you more a little bit
Speaker 17: of like yourself. Yeah, And he threw in a line.
Speaker 6: Where he said something like he was just kind of
Speaker 6: looking for a hookup buddy. What yeah?
Speaker 8: Wow?
Speaker 2: Yeah, Wait, he didn't say anything like that to us.
Speaker 1: He sounded like to us that he was looking for
Speaker 1: a long term relationship. I mean we talked to him
Speaker 1: about how he had spent two years single, working on
Speaker 1: himself and that he was finally ready to see what
Speaker 1: was out there because he felt like he had something
Speaker 1: to offer someone.
Speaker 6: No, No, that's not the vibe I got.
Speaker 19: He said he was happy that he had a friends
Speaker 19: with benefits now.
Speaker 1: Friends friends with benefits, that's what he said. Yeah, oh no,
Speaker 1: I could really just say that. That means like, as in,
Speaker 1: you are his friend with benefits even though you hadn't
Speaker 1: given him any benefits yet.
Speaker 6: Yeah, right, like I had been assigned the title of.
Speaker 9: This what.
Speaker 1: And that's not how that works. Like friends of benefits
Speaker 1: is like somebody you already know and then you're like, okay,
Speaker 1: maybe on the side, we'll hook up because I'm in
Speaker 1: a dry spell.
Speaker 15: Yeah, I think that's why he was insinuating.
Speaker 11: He wanted the things to be that way, and I'm
Speaker 11: not anyone.
Speaker 1: Yeah, at least he was honest with you.
Speaker 2: There's some sort of miscommunication here. Either Dennis isn't telling
Speaker 2: the truth or she misheard something. So let's just get
Speaker 2: Dennis on the phone right now, because Stephanie, I need
Speaker 2: to tell you he's been there the entire time listening.
Speaker 11: Stephanie.
Speaker 17: Oh wow, okay, are you.
Speaker 11: Say, Oh my goodness, I have such an apology to
Speaker 11: make to you. Is good. You heard what I said,
Speaker 11: but that's not at all what I meant. Oh, I
Speaker 11: said to you friends with benefits. I meant the fact
Speaker 11: that you have a great job and you have medical benefits.
Speaker 1: Shut off, really shut up.
Speaker 11: The last girl I was with, part of the reason
Speaker 11: why we ended up going separate ways is because she
Speaker 11: didn't have any and she only wanted to be with
Speaker 11: me because she thought I could get her benefits.
Speaker 2: Okay, gosh, you're telling me that you didn't know what
Speaker 2: friends with benefits meant.
Speaker 11: I'm talking about benefits.
Speaker 1: A movie.
Speaker 11: I don't know nothing about that stuff.
Speaker 2: Okay, are you understanding what it means?
Speaker 11: Like now, now I understand why she felt the way
Speaker 11: she felt.
Speaker 1: Also to that you just wanted to hook up? What
Speaker 1: you said, hook up buddy or something like that, Right, Stephanie,
Speaker 1: isn't that what he said?
Speaker 17: He said he wanted friends with benefits, and I guess
Speaker 17: I assumed he meant a hook up buddy.
Speaker 19: That's what it is.
Speaker 18: Yeah, right?
Speaker 4: Is by was dental?
Speaker 2: Well, I mean, it sounds like you guys just didn't
Speaker 2: understand what each other were saying, and you're actually looking
Speaker 2: for the same thing.
Speaker 10: Dude, and he messed up on a bunch of phrases
Speaker 10: with us before she even got on the phone.
Speaker 2: It's true, like Stephanie, he did. He told us that
Speaker 2: he hooked up with you when you guys first met,
Speaker 2: when you just linked up.
Speaker 11: Yeah, I've been saying the wrong thing the whole time,
Speaker 11: but you guys can tell I don't know what I'm
Speaker 11: talking about.
Speaker 1: Yes, I mean, Dennis, are you like a ar p?
Speaker 6: No, I've just I've just been out of the loop.
Speaker 11: I don't have a lot of young people around me.
Speaker 11: And what do you want me to do? Watch him TV?
Speaker 2: And then nobody people watching TV?
Speaker 11: Watching what I know?
Speaker 1: Get a TikTok account.
Speaker 11: Okay, I mean what I gotta watch Stephanie, I mean
Speaker 11: I gotta watch.
Speaker 2: You can hear Dennis. He sounds like a pretty nice,
Speaker 2: genuine guy. He needs a little bit of updating in
Speaker 2: terms of dating terminology. But we'd like to send you
Speaker 2: out on another date and maybe you can help teach
Speaker 2: him some of those things and we'll pay for the date.
Speaker 1: No, it sounds like fun.
Speaker 11: Will you Stefanie? Will you go with me?
Speaker 15: It's a misunderstanding.
Speaker 19: We'll go out.
Speaker 6: It'll be great.
Speaker 2: Oh wow, that's good.
Speaker 11: So now I have a true friend with benefits, no medal.
Speaker 2: I'm just make sure you go to the Urban Dictionary
Speaker 2: before you go on this day to pay Dennis. Look
Speaker 2: up Mexican No, no.
Speaker 9: Freaking Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 2: I feel kind of happy for Dennis. You know, he's
Speaker 2: a he's a likable guy, sure, kind of stuck in
Speaker 2: a time warp and apparently hasn't watched TV or listen
Speaker 2: to radio or watched the news in thirty years.
Speaker 1: Participated in society because he doesn't know anything. Even mom
Speaker 1: would know what friends with benefits.
Speaker 2: But isn't that kind of a good thing? Like you
Speaker 2: get the chance to be with a guy who's basically
Speaker 2: a baby.
Speaker 1: That sounds terrible.
Speaker 2: He's pure, he's untouched, unworn to dating. Now I'm just
Speaker 2: saying he's not scarred, and it's not jaded by the dating.
Speaker 2: He's not going to play games on you exactly how literally?
Speaker 1: Yeah accidentally, I guess exactly. Or he's just gonna claim
Speaker 1: dumb every time he gets caught doing something wrong.
Speaker 2: It's hard to argue against jaded. Yeah, you're one of
Speaker 2: the jaded ones.
Speaker 1: You don't believe them, You don't want a baby man.
Speaker 1: I want a man man, not a baby man.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you want one that's been with thousands and thousands.
Speaker 1: He's got paperwork that checks out things are still good.
Speaker 2: But texting to seven eight five to tell us if
Speaker 2: you think these two are gonna make it. That's a
Speaker 2: good sound coming from.
Speaker 11: Yeah.
Speaker 2: I remember. If you ever want to get a second
Speaker 2: date up that you can always email our show. We
Speaker 2: can call the person who wasn't calling you back.
Speaker 9: Frooking Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 2: I was checking emails yesterday and I came across a
Speaker 2: really weird message. He was from a therapist who apparently
Speaker 2: listens to the show, and they wrote, after hearing several
Speaker 2: segments from your radio program, I fear that you may
Speaker 2: suffer from a superiority complex, a god complex, and a
Speaker 2: persecution complex, and I would strongly recommend my services.
Speaker 1: Are you sure they were talking about you? Yeah?
Speaker 2: I was like, what does it sound like you?
Speaker 3: How dare you write that to me?
Speaker 2: Do you know who you're sending this email to?
Speaker 1: Okay, if that was your response, I could actually maybe see.
Speaker 2: Where she But then then I stepped back and I remembered, oh, yeah,
Speaker 2: I'm on Brooks Computer. So I am good. That was
Speaker 2: really cool because the only complex that I'm familiar with
Speaker 2: is the apartment complex next to the courthouse where several
Speaker 2: people saw Jose gathering audio.
Speaker 1: How did I not see that coming?
Speaker 4: I got recorsion, was.
Speaker 2: Like, well, I would never go to I know some
Speaker 2: people are saying I would never go down to the courthouse.
Speaker 2: That's below me. But luckily Jose did for a brand
Speaker 2: new what You're doing at the Courthouse coming up. You know,
Speaker 2: there's many different types of courts in this country, the
Speaker 2: basketball courts, food courts, guest rooms at the Courtyard Marriott.
Speaker 2: But our favorite kind of court is the judicial kind.
Speaker 2: We love justice on this show, Yes we do. It's
Speaker 2: Brook and Jeffrey in the morning and practically lawyer. Yeah
Speaker 2: we are, and that's what makes us license to do
Speaker 2: this segment what You're Doing at the Courthouse, where we
Speaker 2: go down to the courthouse and just ask the folks
Speaker 2: there a simple question, what.
Speaker 8: You're doing at the courthouse.
Speaker 11: Five.
Speaker 16: I fadvocated a company through Wells Fargo, and back then
Speaker 16: laser printers were I tech. So I designed my home
Speaker 16: paywroll checks.
Speaker 8: So it was a fake company to begin with. Yes,
Speaker 8: and you wrote your own checks.
Speaker 11: That's how they got me.
Speaker 16: I did eight checks, eleven days, three hundred and ninety
Speaker 16: five thousand dollars, Wells Fargo eight to meet.
Speaker 8: I betman, that's a lot of money. What'd you do
Speaker 8: with that money? When I bought my fifty five bandhead?
Speaker 11: Oh?
Speaker 8: The car hardy?
Speaker 2: He had a kickstarter?
Speaker 8: Well, what did the ladies think about that?
Speaker 16: Can I say it?
Speaker 8: Say whatever you want?
Speaker 16: They thought it was a six hundred pounds.
Speaker 1: Oh not expect You don't want him to whisper sweet,
Speaker 1: nothing's in your ear.
Speaker 2: Brooks topping on the back of that guy's.
Speaker 4: For sureagmated in heaven. Run from the cops on that
Speaker 4: Harley dude.
Speaker 5: His voice sounds like a dead Harleys the eighties.
Speaker 4: Yeah, the good old day I was born.
Speaker 1: What you're doing at the courthouse?
Speaker 7: A cop tried to give me a DUI when there
Speaker 7: was no alcohol involved.
Speaker 1: So you're out driving?
Speaker 8: You're partying one night?
Speaker 17: Not partying? Oh, not partying at all?
Speaker 11: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Wait, did he give you a sobriety test?
Speaker 2: I don't know.
Speaker 1: Did he make you like walk in a line or
Speaker 1: did you do the alphabet one?
Speaker 7: Well, actually gave me his bull sobriety test that nobody
Speaker 7: could pass because he was screaming.
Speaker 11: In my face.
Speaker 1: And you don't really remember what that was.
Speaker 11: Remember what was.
Speaker 4: Someone still wasted?
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's a permanent issue.
Speaker 4: No, we didn't give you a sobriety test, but after
Speaker 4: the sobriety test.
Speaker 2: Anyway, thank you for this interview, sir. What interviews?
Speaker 4: Yeah, we're recording.
Speaker 2: It's what you're doing at the courthouse where we go
Speaker 2: down to the courthouse and ask a simple question what
Speaker 2: you're doing at the courthouse.
Speaker 8: You know, I'm just just interning, interning, you know, interning
Speaker 8: to be a what.
Speaker 13: I'm not sure yet, but I'm trying to get experienced
Speaker 13: and see where it goes from there.
Speaker 8: So what makes you so interested in courthouses?
Speaker 13: To be honest, CSI, Okay, you know, my mom wanted me,
Speaker 13: wanted me to be a doctor. My dad wanted me
Speaker 13: to be a lawyer. I don't I don't want to
Speaker 13: be either, but I felt, like, you know, that CSI
Speaker 13: stuff was the in between.
Speaker 8: What's the most intriguing part about it?
Speaker 13: I'll probably say work in like i'll a crime lab.
Speaker 10: And also, like CSI, after you crack the case, you
Speaker 10: get a hot chick next to you, right.
Speaker 13: Hey, that's the goal too, just like the TV show.
Speaker 13: Hey exactly, you know, like happy Andy for both.
Speaker 10: I don't know what version of CSI oh, I mean,
Speaker 10: if it's anything like CSI Miami.
Speaker 4: He's got a lot of gorgeous women.
Speaker 1: Around think so I think it's just a lot more
Speaker 1: disgusting body fluid.
Speaker 11: Man.
Speaker 4: He's got a lot to discover.
Speaker 9: You know what.
Speaker 2: Maybe we're all wrong and he's just gonna be like
Speaker 2: swarmed by gorgeous way. Yeah, what you're doing at the courthouse?
Speaker 2: Oh my, I just gotta see on my case.
Speaker 3: Koreans getting ready?
Speaker 8: Get me housing? How you doing?
Speaker 4: Everybody out there in the family world? A shout out
Speaker 4: to my brother and.
Speaker 17: So what are you up to today?
Speaker 4: I love to look at the lady and I call
Speaker 4: him af the top gun.
Speaker 8: I have a problem with.
Speaker 2: Call Lisa.
Speaker 1: Her name is Listen, She's a top gl She the
Speaker 1: one got me fired right now. I'm about that.
Speaker 8: I'm fired for calling you a top gun.
Speaker 2: That's called banging body healthy, giving your body to me.
Speaker 8: I look that one. Ain't talk boys all day.
Speaker 1: Long and all night long too, and every day, no,
Speaker 1: every day, and you.
Speaker 8: It's just fun.
Speaker 4: What a dude, girl, I'm in lon do this shut
Speaker 4: out to Linda Fay.
Speaker 8: It's pretty jump.
Speaker 15: I do that all day.
Speaker 4: You are a lucky woman. Got jealous.
Speaker 2: I said it, you guys, that this dude is walking
Speaker 2: around the streets without a record deal and you didn't
Speaker 2: jump on top of that.
Speaker 4: That's true.
Speaker 10: I should have called it one of the record label
Speaker 10: reps and been like, oh my god, I discovered him.
Speaker 1: You want to see him?
Speaker 2: Poston said, banging body healthy, giving this body to me.
Speaker 11: Oh yeah.
Speaker 2: If Bieber would use that line, it's grammy. But him,
Speaker 2: he ends up in jail.
Speaker 11: Come on.
Speaker 4: He called her a top Gunyah.
Speaker 2: Justice for Ricky Jones.
Speaker 6: Come out.
Speaker 8: What you're doing at the courthouse.
Speaker 7: Well, I'm here with my wife. She's here on a
Speaker 7: felony charge which she did not commit. Wink wink, nudge nudge.
Speaker 8: Now I gotta ask you a random question. You're lighting
Speaker 8: a cigarette. I just saw you put a piece of
Speaker 8: paper on the cigarette. What was that about?
Speaker 2: My cigarette broke? So that was a rolling paper?
Speaker 8: Oh so you kind of like doctored it a little bit.
Speaker 7: Yes, sir, I usually buy a pounded tobacco, which is
Speaker 7: it's two cartons. So that's like two thousand cigarettes and
Speaker 7: that lasts us at least half a month.
Speaker 8: How older you look like you're seventeen years old.
Speaker 7: Yeap, dude, I know, man, it's uh, it's all the
Speaker 7: hardcore narcotic abuse. I pickled myself and uh they those
Speaker 7: drugs acted as a preservative.
Speaker 8: So because you did all these drugs in a way,
Speaker 8: you preserve your body.
Speaker 2: Yes, And I don't advocate that.
Speaker 1: I mean it's he's snorting botox as well.
Speaker 4: I don't know, but he did look great.
Speaker 2: Whatever it is, Kim Kardashian is going to be jumping
Speaker 2: on that trend as.
Speaker 1: Soon as I do two thousand. I think in one month,
Speaker 1: he's gonna look eighty five.
Speaker 2: Yeah, catch up, that's what you're doing at the courthouse.
Speaker 9: Freaking Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 2: Brooks goal is to get the two wins in a
Speaker 2: row today. Can she do it against Mike from University Place,
Speaker 2: who works in sales with beverages. Mike, sell me a beverage,
Speaker 2: try this beverages warm outside you look, I will I
Speaker 2: will take two trucks full of beverages. Please, thank you.
Speaker 1: He's an easy sale.
Speaker 11: Yeah.
Speaker 4: That was really good.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you got me.
Speaker 7: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Wow, Mike, have you been practicing that for.
Speaker 2: A while about five minutes?
Speaker 1: Wow? You know it showed, It showed raised.
Speaker 2: What type of beverages do you sell, Mike?
Speaker 17: The type that rhyme with?
Speaker 9: No?
Speaker 2: Yeah, that we needed to beat that out. Let's send
Speaker 2: Brooke out of the studio for a second, Mike, and
Speaker 2: while that happens, you know the game's played. You have
Speaker 2: thirty seconds answer as many questions as possible. If you
Speaker 2: don't know when, you can say pass. But you have
Speaker 2: to beat Brooke out right to win. Are you ready?
Speaker 6: I am all right?
Speaker 2: I believe in you. You good luck? Your time starts now.
Speaker 2: What's the name of the city Bill Murray visits in
Speaker 2: the Groundhog movie Punks the Time? What famous country singer
Speaker 2: is the godmother of Miley Cyrus.
Speaker 6: Raba McIntire.
Speaker 2: A standard NHL hockey puck is made up mostly of
Speaker 2: what material? Robert what actor played the character Tony Montana
Speaker 2: in the movie Scarface Albacina at the Last Supper? What
Speaker 2: was the name of the cup used by Jesus Golden
Speaker 2: got those in. Let's bring Brooke back into the studio
Speaker 2: and Mike, we always like to ask our contestants. This,
Speaker 2: what's an interesting fact that we should know about you.
Speaker 6: I've never had a Facebook account?
Speaker 1: Oh cool, I see, I support it. I mean out
Speaker 1: of all of them. I mean, Facebook's a worst am
Speaker 1: I Right?
Speaker 2: But you have a MySpace?
Speaker 10: Right?
Speaker 11: Uh? Never had that either?
Speaker 1: Okay? Do you have any social media?
Speaker 8: Oh?
Speaker 11: Yeah, I'm on Twitter?
Speaker 8: Okay, okay, Twitter.
Speaker 1: He only like one hundred and sixty characters.
Speaker 2: Yeah, something tells me that he does more than just
Speaker 2: sell beverages for the company.
Speaker 8: He's like, I built bomb shelters off the grid.
Speaker 2: It's none of my business. Let's let's go over to
Speaker 2: brook You ready, Yeah, your time starts now. What's the
Speaker 2: name of the city Bill Murray visits in the Groundhog
Speaker 2: Day movie?
Speaker 1: Pucks Aitwani?
Speaker 2: What famous country singer is the godmother of Miley Cyrus
Speaker 2: Dolly parton a standard NHL hockey puck is made up
Speaker 2: mostly of what material?
Speaker 1: Rubber?
Speaker 2: What actor played the character Tony Montana in the movie Scarface?
Speaker 19: Uh?
Speaker 1: Al Pacino At the Last Supper?
Speaker 2: What's the name of the cup used by Jesus?
Speaker 9: Uh?
Speaker 1: The the Oh? My gosh, you know Chalice?
Speaker 6: The Yeah, I know it?
Speaker 2: Three?
Speaker 1: Two gosh, dang it and everybody looks for it in
Speaker 1: every that's all the time we have.
Speaker 2: Let's go over to the scoreboard and see how you
Speaker 2: did with Jose.
Speaker 8: Mike, you did good.
Speaker 4: You got three correct today.
Speaker 2: That's a good score.
Speaker 4: It was a good score.
Speaker 1: And Brook, Yeah, did.
Speaker 9: I do it?
Speaker 8: You God for.
Speaker 9: So close.
Speaker 2: That was a tight one today, Mike. Let's go over
Speaker 2: the answers here. The name of the city Bill Murray
Speaker 2: visits in the Groundhog Day movie is Punk's Tawny Pennsylvania,
Speaker 2: the famous country singer whose godmother to Miley Cyrus is
Speaker 2: Dolly Parton. A standard NHL hockey puck has made up
Speaker 2: mostly of rubber vulcanized rubber, specifically cool Al Pacino plays
Speaker 2: Tony Montana in scarface and at the last supper, Jesus
Speaker 2: drinks out of the pimp cup yah aka Holy Grail.
Speaker 3: Ah, the Holy Grail.
Speaker 1: For the life of me.
Speaker 2: That's right. So Mike, thank you for playing. We'll be
Speaker 2: back to my Windbrooks Bucks same time tomorrow, Brook
Speaker 9: And Jeffrey in the morning