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Speaker 7: Good morning everybody, y'all listen to the voice. Come on
Speaker 7: dig me now, one and only Steve Harvey got a
Speaker 7: radio show. Man o man o man grateful for it
Speaker 7: comes through a huge amount of responsibility. I didn't really
Speaker 7: know I was gonna have to be this responsible. You know,
Speaker 7: Can I share something with y'all? I started out to
Speaker 7: Finally I had gotten on track and was able to
Speaker 7: see a way to even pursue my dream. It has
Speaker 7: been a long, a long trip that I've been on,
Speaker 7: and I've gone through so many phases of it. It
Speaker 7: is rewarding along the way to accomplish your dreams. What
Speaker 7: I'm saying is this, let me put it together, because
Speaker 7: I got so much running through my head right now.
Speaker 7: You know, it's one thing to accomplish your dreams, but
Speaker 7: there's joy in the process of achieving it. See, some
Speaker 7: people are so caught up in the goal, the final goal,
Speaker 7: that they find no joy, no enjoyment in the process.
Speaker 7: If you have found what it is you want to
Speaker 7: do and you strike out on that journey, please understand
Speaker 7: you are far more blessed than the average person to.
Speaker 5: Know what it is you really want to do.
Speaker 7: To find your work in life, your purpose, to find
Speaker 7: out what direction you want to go in is such
Speaker 7: a blessing. The average person, if you sit down and
Speaker 7: talk to them, oftentimes don't have their life on track.
Speaker 7: And it'd be some people that you looking at you
Speaker 7: think God it going on because of their appearance, their swagger.
Speaker 7: Oh they walk like it, they talk like it, they
Speaker 7: look like it. But if you sit down and talk
Speaker 7: to the average person, the average person man does not
Speaker 7: know what their purpose is, has not discovered what they
Speaker 7: want to do, and have no idea how to get there.
Speaker 7: If you are on the other side of that, if
Speaker 7: you understand your purpose, if you have an idea of
Speaker 7: what you want to be, and you are on your
Speaker 7: way there, you are truly blessed. And in that blessing
Speaker 7: you must recognize it as a blessing. You must recognize
Speaker 7: the fact that you are on the right side, and
Speaker 7: that there should be a sense of accomplishment and a
Speaker 7: feeling of pride in you that you are on track
Speaker 7: to accomplish your goal. See what used to happen was
Speaker 7: sometimes I used to keep my nose so on the
Speaker 7: grindstone that I wouldn't.
Speaker 5: Even look up and realize. Man, hey, man, I know
Speaker 5: you're trying to get here, but Steve, hold on, Man,
Speaker 5: can't you see what you've done so far? Can't you
Speaker 5: find just joy in the process. See, a lot of
Speaker 5: us lose the joy.
Speaker 7: Of a blessings God has given us because we looking
Speaker 7: at the end talking about I ain't there yet, you
Speaker 7: on your way. I'm gonna give you an example. I
Speaker 7: had a friend who told me that they wanted to
Speaker 7: be a millionaire. And they asked me some questions and
Speaker 7: I told them, so they started the process. And I
Speaker 7: am telling you, this dude works extremely hard. So about
Speaker 7: a year later we were talking. He had found this business,
Speaker 7: he had set his goal, and he was working towards it.
Speaker 7: Then about two years later I ran up into him again.
Speaker 7: We were talking about it and everything. He said, Man,
Speaker 7: really really appreciate the advice. He said, Man, but this
Speaker 7: is all jacked up, man, because I still ain't made
Speaker 7: that million I was talking about. I said, well, hey, man,
Speaker 7: just keep at it is coming. He said, Man, keep
Speaker 7: at it.
Speaker 5: Man.
Speaker 7: You know how long I've been doing this? Been two
Speaker 7: years now. And I didn't say that to him, but
Speaker 7: I said to myself, yeah, two years. He said, Man,
Speaker 7: I've been grinding so long. Man, its just it ain't
Speaker 7: happening for me. I said, wait a minute, man, holld on,
Speaker 7: hold on. I said, about how much you making right
Speaker 7: now a year?
Speaker 8: Man?
Speaker 5: About two hundred and fifty thousand.
Speaker 7: I quit breathing. I said, well, my man, two years
Speaker 7: ago you didn't have a clue. Two years later, you
Speaker 7: making a quarter of a million dollars. I said, Man,
Speaker 7: do you understand how blessed you are? I said, ma'am,
Speaker 7: your family was about to get put out. Two years
Speaker 7: ago you done bought a house. Yeah, man, but this
Speaker 7: ain't the house. I really won't Oh, oh, partner, whoa
Speaker 7: I got that? I got that the house you really
Speaker 7: won't make Mike call fied eight million. I don't know,
Speaker 7: but man, y'all house, you making a payment.
Speaker 5: You drive it.
Speaker 7: You ain't out no more, I said, old man, you
Speaker 7: got to stop. I said, you got to stop. I said, man,
Speaker 7: because right now, man, you you coming across. That's real
Speaker 7: ungrateful to me. And so he said, man, why are
Speaker 7: you tripping like that?
Speaker 9: Man?
Speaker 5: Man, you act like don't nobody want to have nothing
Speaker 5: but you?
Speaker 7: I said, whoa man? Where you going with this conversation?
Speaker 7: I said, Oh, I didn't come to you. I just
Speaker 7: came to you and asked you how you doing. And
Speaker 7: I'm trying to point out to you that the journey
Speaker 7: that you started on, that you are on your way,
Speaker 7: and you are in the process of accomplishing your goals.
Speaker 7: And can you not feel some joy and some pleasure
Speaker 7: in your accomplishment. Quit tripping on the fact that you
Speaker 7: ain't made a million yet. You on your way. You
Speaker 7: done went from he thog. This dude was making fifteen
Speaker 7: thousand dollars a year. You making quarter of a million
Speaker 7: dollars in two years. Man, come on, man, can't you
Speaker 7: see can't you see? So he said, eventually, ah, man,
Speaker 7: I kind of see what you saying. But that ain't
Speaker 7: about nothing to me because I ran up into him
Speaker 7: a year and a half later, how you doing, man, Man,
Speaker 7: I show wish I'd appreciated my life when I had
Speaker 7: it like that.
Speaker 5: I said, what you mean, had it like that? Man?
Speaker 7: Just fell on some hard times. Man, right back where
Speaker 7: I was. And then we talked. I said, hey, man,
Speaker 7: don't worry about it. I said, Once you know how
Speaker 7: to accomplish something, I said, you just reapply the same
Speaker 7: principles and start on over again. Man, you know how
Speaker 7: hard it is or be to start over? Okay, my man,
Speaker 7: Hold up, pardoner, you've been do yourself like this again. First,
Speaker 7: you wasn't grateful for what you had. Now you're looking
Speaker 7: at the fact that you might have to start over,
Speaker 7: and you know how hard it is to start over.
Speaker 7: Maybe God said, okay, you ain't happy with this. Okay,
Speaker 7: didn't handle it your way? You obviously ain't happy with
Speaker 7: the way I'm bringing it into your life. You want
Speaker 7: to handle it your way. Go ahead and handle it
Speaker 7: because he will let you have it your way. Can
Speaker 7: I tell you that he will let you do it
Speaker 7: exactly the way you want to it because he gives
Speaker 7: us all the power of choice. So then maybe he said, Okay,
Speaker 7: you don't appreciate the way I'm doing it. You don't
Speaker 7: like the favor I'm showing you, you think it's taken
Speaker 7: too long. I'm gonna let you do it your way.
Speaker 7: I'm not gonna turn my back on you. I'm just
Speaker 7: gonna let you do it your way. Just just say
Speaker 7: maybe he said that, and now he right back where
Speaker 7: it was. So what I tried to get the young
Speaker 7: cat to understand was, man, appreciate your life for what
Speaker 7: it is, because, like like Jenny's got that song that
Speaker 7: he got out off this album, still I still believe.
Speaker 5: It could have been worse. And now that it is worse.
Speaker 7: What's on your mind now, folks, if you are on
Speaker 7: that side of life where you have figured out what
Speaker 7: you want to do, you know how you're gonna get that,
Speaker 7: and you know your purpose. You accomplishing what the majority
Speaker 7: of people never ever do. So be grateful for your process.
Speaker 7: Don't tumble yourself, don't throw yourself off the cliff. It's
Speaker 7: gonna be all right. Success takes a measure of time.
Speaker 5: It is not easy. If success were easy, everybody would
Speaker 5: be successful.
Speaker 1: You're listening.
Speaker 7: Show, ladies and gentlemen, it is upon us. The arrival
Speaker 7: of a new day is hell. The Lord has blessed
Speaker 7: us to come along. We're our great fault, were our
Speaker 7: respectfulk and were ever watchful.
Speaker 5: I for one would like to say that God is in.
Speaker 7: Control and I'm gonna let him do it the way
Speaker 7: he gonna do it. I am in B steel mode
Speaker 7: today all the way through Friday. I'm in B steel mode.
Speaker 7: I am just in a position where I just got
Speaker 7: to let God handle this one is bigger than me.
Speaker 7: So I'm in B steal mode. Thank you, thank you,
Speaker 7: thank you. Shery Strawberry.
Speaker 4: Don't move, Steve, be still good morning calling for real?
Speaker 4: That's right, Peace, be still good morning?
Speaker 5: What up? Junior?
Speaker 10: Blessed and hoighly favorite movie in the right direction.
Speaker 5: If you tell me your sad be still wait wait,
Speaker 5: wait on. That's hard to do.
Speaker 7: Sometimes I ain't want to tell you know yeah, because
Speaker 7: you want to raise your voice in your hand and
Speaker 7: do something, say something, but at you.
Speaker 6: A long time.
Speaker 5: He ain't taking a long smitey them.
Speaker 7: Know you got to pull. I mean I ain't saying
Speaker 7: like smite as in killed, but you know, like a
Speaker 7: light stroke, you know a little bit right now, fall
Speaker 7: down some steps, get your hand ran over by the bush,
Speaker 7: you know, street you know your hand, you know how
Speaker 7: you break your fall with your hand and the bush
Speaker 7: just run over both your wrists.
Speaker 5: Stuff like that.
Speaker 6: You know, his head, his.
Speaker 1: Head want to be huh, you're weighing on him to
Speaker 1: bless you, remember I am.
Speaker 7: I was just you know, that's why I was saying,
Speaker 7: this is why I don't do that other stuff. I
Speaker 7: don't ask for stuff like that.
Speaker 10: I get the feeling that you are not one of
Speaker 10: these people that pray for your enemies.
Speaker 5: You're not. You don't do that. Oh I'm not at
Speaker 5: that level of Christianity. I don't know that's gonna happen.
Speaker 10: I know, yeah, what you mean to do with it?
Speaker 5: I was sixty four, But yeah, you're talking about that
Speaker 5: advanced Christianity.
Speaker 11: Basic Christianity, you know, basicly Christianity four five No, no, no, no,
Speaker 11: basicly is like you know stuff like you know, do
Speaker 11: unto others as you would have and do unto you.
Speaker 1: You know, ye love your enemies.
Speaker 5: Now that that's the little that's that's it. You're getting
Speaker 5: into advance.
Speaker 7: Now once you the minies in there, that's advanced christian
Speaker 7: you know, for you, I shall cover with thy neighbor's
Speaker 7: wife being I can stay. I can drawn it that
Speaker 7: when I do that, you know, but you know I
Speaker 7: should not kill that that basic I'm good with that one.
Speaker 7: I ain't got to kill nobody, you know, but not
Speaker 7: you know, oh you know, you know. Oh no, that's advanced.
Speaker 5: That's what you're asking me.
Speaker 7: Strong, hold up, hold right all your life at PhD.
Speaker 5: Right there, listen, I'm still doing one O.
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Speaker 12: back right after this.
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Speaker 6: What you got, what you got with you?
Speaker 14: But I got it for you. I spent your credit card.
Speaker 14: I spent your credit card. Let's go cat though.
Speaker 9: Hello, I'm trying to read Anthony, Anthony, Anthony.
Speaker 5: This is this is Jay Will. I'm the bartender here
Speaker 5: at the cloudt Yeah.
Speaker 15: Man, I've been calling you all all week, car, Yes, yes, I.
Speaker 5: Got you, tared you. Actually you must have loved here
Speaker 5: Saturday night, is that right?
Speaker 14: Yeah?
Speaker 16: Saturday, man, But I've been calling you all week man,
Speaker 16: trying to get you.
Speaker 9: Don't normally come back in until Thursday or Thursday morning.
Speaker 9: We get the liquor ready for Thursday night, so nobody's
Speaker 9: actually here.
Speaker 5: I just have to be coming, man.
Speaker 16: But y'all run their buness. Man, y'all gotta get somebody
Speaker 16: so answering them falls.
Speaker 5: Man.
Speaker 16: I need I beating my card.
Speaker 5: Man.
Speaker 16: What's y'all there right now so I can pick on
Speaker 16: my car? Y'all at the club.
Speaker 4: No, I'm not.
Speaker 5: I just left the club. Actually I'm actually almost home.
Speaker 5: But I do have I do have your card with me?
Speaker 15: You got you got my car with you?
Speaker 5: Yes, I have, I have your credit.
Speaker 3: Card, pick my car to the house.
Speaker 5: Well, I saw all the.
Speaker 9: Message that you left on the machine, so I was
Speaker 9: assuming that if I reached out to you, maybe we
Speaker 9: could meet up and I can actually help you out
Speaker 9: and get it to you before Thursday.
Speaker 8: Yeah.
Speaker 16: But that's cool, man, But I could have just met
Speaker 16: you at the club he used to be.
Speaker 5: He's on my car.
Speaker 16: You should have just called me back. I could have
Speaker 16: came right over into the club, man.
Speaker 5: I mean, okay, well, I apologize. I got a lot
Speaker 5: of running around to do.
Speaker 9: But if you don't mind coming out and picking it
Speaker 9: up from me here at the house, you know, I
Speaker 9: make sure I get it to you.
Speaker 16: Okay, cool, cool, Well check it out, and what's your address?
Speaker 5: Man?
Speaker 16: So I can just come over to the right now.
Speaker 16: I'm gonna put the GPS run over there, saying hold on.
Speaker 5: Right street.
Speaker 16: All right, uh all right, all right?
Speaker 17: Cool?
Speaker 16: Look man, you are you there now? Because I can
Speaker 16: just shoot over there right. And I appried you a
Speaker 16: little man for taking care of it. Men, because I
Speaker 16: really need my car, man, I got some urgent visits.
Speaker 16: I need to take care of. So I just sit
Speaker 16: to a little something when I beat over there, and
Speaker 16: I appreciate it again, man, okay.
Speaker 5: Well I appreciate you, you know, wanting to slide me something.
Speaker 9: Since you said that, you know, maybe uh, you know,
Speaker 9: maybe you don't have to because I actually I ran
Speaker 9: into a little jam man, and and hopefully you you'll
Speaker 9: you'll be understandable about it.
Speaker 5: But I ran into a little jam and I actually
Speaker 5: had to I actually had to use your car.
Speaker 16: Hold on hold, he said, what.
Speaker 5: Well, you know, I got into a little a little
Speaker 5: situation and I actually had to use your card. Right. Well, well, yeah,
Speaker 5: I mean, I mean I'll be here to to to
Speaker 5: uh be able to give it back, pay it back
Speaker 5: to you, you know what?
Speaker 16: He man?
Speaker 15: Hey, what what what got come?
Speaker 3: Opertion? I got going over there? Man, use my car
Speaker 3: for what?
Speaker 16: I closed my tad down.
Speaker 15: On Saturday night.
Speaker 5: Man, you close your tab out, you know. And and
Speaker 5: and like I said, I was going through a little
Speaker 5: bit of a situation. I needed some gas, so I
Speaker 5: used it for that.
Speaker 9: And my little my little girl needed some uniforms for
Speaker 9: a school and my check hadn't come from the from
Speaker 9: the club yet.
Speaker 5: But as soon as the club.
Speaker 16: Hey, hey, oh show down.
Speaker 8: Bro.
Speaker 16: You wait, you you put you put gas and you
Speaker 16: you buy somebody. Somebody shoots a close on my right
Speaker 16: and I had to get my car out of the shop.
Speaker 16: So I mean, once your part of the shop.
Speaker 15: There, let me tell you something. Man, with my family,
Speaker 15: man with my family money.
Speaker 16: Man, you up for that?
Speaker 18: Bro?
Speaker 15: I don't plumb for it. Man, I'm gonna tell you what.
Speaker 15: I tell you what.
Speaker 16: Man, I'm gonna tell you what I'm I'm front of
Speaker 16: the final police for him.
Speaker 15: You up, man, you need to have I can?
Speaker 5: I can, mister Anthony put just calm down then.
Speaker 15: I know it's just they don't calm down nothing. But
Speaker 15: at least at least at least I got then I
Speaker 15: got my whole kid to take.
Speaker 5: Care of it. But at least I'm telling you what happened.
Speaker 15: And you're not even day am I to telling me
Speaker 15: that he was my card. Of course she's been at
Speaker 15: the cart where I live.
Speaker 5: It that I can pay you back in payments.
Speaker 18: Man.
Speaker 5: Every every week I say.
Speaker 15: That I want my money and I want my car back.
Speaker 15: I'm gonna bush that's what That's what it help me, sir.
Speaker 5: If your car was that important, you wouldn't have left
Speaker 5: it at the club.
Speaker 15: Believe he caught up time. You wouldn't have been so
Speaker 15: the girl I had my car the whole time that
Speaker 15: she was gonna save before me. Give me tell me
Speaker 15: that signed my payment. She didn't give it to me.
Speaker 5: If you want to been so drunk, you would to
Speaker 5: you would have left your car at the club.
Speaker 16: Hold on, when about man, I had to, But I
Speaker 16: don't excuse the fact.
Speaker 15: I had to playing from meeting.
Speaker 3: I need to leave.
Speaker 15: I thought I would choose you to use my car.
Speaker 5: Man, I understand that.
Speaker 6: I'm telling you how right now?
Speaker 15: Man?
Speaker 16: What are you you at the time?
Speaker 5: Yes, I am.
Speaker 15: I'm on the way over there, man, and I'm telling
Speaker 15: he went.
Speaker 19: Man.
Speaker 15: If if we don't have my car and my money
Speaker 15: when I get there, I'm gonna bush up over.
Speaker 5: You. I had it's something four hundred dollars to get
Speaker 5: my car out the shop.
Speaker 3: I was my card what not?
Speaker 9: Well, no, it was actually six hundred on your car
Speaker 9: because I had to get the other stuff that I
Speaker 9: told you about.
Speaker 15: Crazy, you praasy you You don't you don't throw a
Speaker 15: definite on.
Speaker 16: That you're gonna see, don't really messed up many you
Speaker 16: saying man that look man, that's my wife.
Speaker 3: That's me and my wife joint.
Speaker 16: Save this account.
Speaker 15: Man, that's for my keys.
Speaker 16: I got two keys, take.
Speaker 3: Care of man.
Speaker 16: I don't know what's up a game you trying to run, man,
Speaker 16: but I promise you I got something for you. I
Speaker 16: want all my money on my account and if any
Speaker 16: money here, I'm telling you right now, I swore to God.
Speaker 10: I've already told you that I've used this money.
Speaker 5: What do you mean is that if it's not there,
Speaker 5: it's not there. I've used it, Anthony. But I'm asking
Speaker 5: you to let me tell you something.
Speaker 16: I swore to God right now. I promise wol I
Speaker 16: swore if you, if you, if you, if you don't
Speaker 16: have money together, when I get over there, I'm gonna
Speaker 16: put my hands on your man. And I don't know
Speaker 16: who you think you're playing with. Man, I don't play.
Speaker 3: These for games.
Speaker 16: I know I know, I hope that something's gonna go.
Speaker 16: I'm a super pinion, so I think I'm a super
Speaker 16: black off there. I want my car and I want
Speaker 16: my money for you.
Speaker 5: Go.
Speaker 16: If my money ain't back on my car by the
Speaker 16: time I get over there. Part of cash in my hand.
Speaker 16: By the time I get over there, we're gonna have
Speaker 16: a real see this problem. And I'm doing talking. Hey,
Speaker 16: you ain't got to call me. I'm already on the way.
Speaker 16: I swear to guard letting my money be off my car,
Speaker 16: lett my be there. I hope it's not right, because
Speaker 16: I'm up.
Speaker 14: Man.
Speaker 16: I'm telling you right now, I put my I put
Speaker 16: right in the guard on my daughter right now. Pet
Speaker 16: my money in on my car. Get the car in
Speaker 16: in my hand, with my money in my hand. When
Speaker 16: I get over there, don't even worry about it. I
Speaker 16: wanna way over there.
Speaker 9: I'll being lifted to I want to be honest about this.
Speaker 9: Somebody actually gave me your car. What somebody actually gave
Speaker 9: me your card?
Speaker 16: Somebody gave you my card. I don't give it there.
Speaker 3: Who gave you the.
Speaker 16: Card case I'm seeing when I get over there.
Speaker 3: So that's fine.
Speaker 16: I hope y'all have phone to a game. Y'all play,
Speaker 16: that's fine. That's just cool, man, I ain't got time to.
Speaker 15: Play making me out that you the other person has
Speaker 15: the car man running around with y'all.
Speaker 5: Okay, do you have something you can take his name?
Speaker 3: Man?
Speaker 9: Okay, the guy from the Steve Harvey Morning Show. He
Speaker 9: has your car, nephew, Tim from the Steve Harby Morning Show.
Speaker 9: You just gotta pray man, Hey, let me ask you something.
Speaker 9: What's the baddest radio show in the land?
Speaker 5: Baby show? Did I do y'all justice? That's all I
Speaker 5: want to do? All right?
Speaker 8: Thank you?
Speaker 1: You're listening.
Speaker 13: Steve Harvey Morning Show.
Speaker 12: Time now for us the c l O Chief Love Officer,
Speaker 12: Steve Harvey in the building.
Speaker 13: Here we go.
Speaker 12: This one is from Anonymous in Charlotte. Anonymous writes, I'm
Speaker 12: a thirty two year old married woman and I want
Speaker 12: a divorce badly, but my husband won't give it to me.
Speaker 12: We've been married for three years and he's already had
Speaker 12: an affair.
Speaker 1: He has he was seen.
Speaker 12: Kissing a coworker in the elevator at work, and the
Speaker 12: security guard at his building goes to my church and
Speaker 12: told me. My husband tried to downplay it and he
Speaker 12: said it's not cheating. If he's got nerve enough to
Speaker 12: do that, I want to leave him before his cheating
Speaker 12: gets a lot worse.
Speaker 1: Why would he? Why won't he let me out of
Speaker 1: this doomed marriage?
Speaker 5: What what do you mean to let you have right,
Speaker 5: go get it. Go down there in file. Yeah, you
Speaker 5: say no, you ain't hel hostage. You're asking him to
Speaker 5: sign the papers. You ain't gonta do that.
Speaker 7: Go down there and file. They gonna get the papers
Speaker 7: to it. They're gonna bring him right down there to
Speaker 7: the job in front of the lady.
Speaker 1: Easy thinks right here, All right, moving on.
Speaker 5: You can divorced. You're talking to the man.
Speaker 7: Yeah, let me tell you something. I can't tell you
Speaker 7: how to win nothing, but you damn she'll get out.
Speaker 5: Listen to.
Speaker 12: Yeah, all right, Carol, and Mobile says. I'm in my
Speaker 12: mid sixties and there's a special guy that's been in
Speaker 12: my life for over thirty years. We dated before I
Speaker 12: met my husband, and I still think about him. I
Speaker 12: recently found out that he got remarried when my husband
Speaker 12: and I ran into him and his new wife at dinner.
Speaker 12: The next day, I jokingly sent him a text saying
Speaker 12: that I was jealous. His wife saw it and replied
Speaker 12: that she would be sure to tell my husband that
Speaker 12: I'm texting her husband. If she ever sees him again.
Speaker 12: My husband will kill me. Should I mention to him
Speaker 12: this to him first?
Speaker 8: No?
Speaker 7: No, I'll started sleeping dogs. Lie, Yeah, that's what's the
Speaker 7: chances that y'all running up.
Speaker 5: Into him again? Hey, little to night?
Speaker 7: Then well, just I don't know, you know, want to
Speaker 7: take y'all unless y'all all stay in the same senior citizens.
Speaker 1: Home, you know, because she is in her mid sixty.
Speaker 7: Yeah, unless y'all all in the same senior citizens your
Speaker 7: chance are running into him is slim.
Speaker 5: I'd just be quiet, wouldn't say nothing?
Speaker 4: Has his contact?
Speaker 13: Delete?
Speaker 1: Delete? She still has his number.
Speaker 5: All you got to do is say, what are you
Speaker 5: talking about?
Speaker 1: I don't even have his number.
Speaker 7: I've never text him. I don't have his number. And
Speaker 7: what you you got me mixed up with somebody else?
Speaker 5: Take his phone? I number out your phone? And then
Speaker 5: that's it. She lying? Y'all got what y'all all this truth?
Speaker 3: Nerve?
Speaker 1: Are you disgusted with? They all this truth?
Speaker 5: Should I tell him?
Speaker 8: What?
Speaker 5: Is she telling?
Speaker 6: The truth?
Speaker 5: Fault? They say it to set you free, though, that's
Speaker 5: what they say. Yeah, you're gonna ask, gonna get a divorce.
Speaker 1: Yeah and you Yeah, you had no business texting him anyway.
Speaker 5: You knew that.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you know you wrong, don't make that mistaken?
Speaker 12: Yeah, all right, moving on Kadija in New York, says,
Speaker 12: I have a forty seven year old woman married to
Speaker 12: a man that I am taking care of. I didn't
Speaker 12: mind taking care of him because when I met him,
Speaker 12: he had just won three hundred thousand dollars on a
Speaker 12: scratch off and he was very generous to me. Well,
Speaker 12: now that we're broke again, he's waiting for the next
Speaker 12: big payout. He plays the lottery and goes to casinos,
Speaker 12: hoping to get lucky again. The only problem is that
Speaker 12: he's gambling with my money. I want him to focus
Speaker 12: on getting a job, but he said he won't ever
Speaker 12: work for the man again.
Speaker 1: Is my husband a lost card? The man crazy?
Speaker 14: Right?
Speaker 5: They still say the man his plan is the lottery
Speaker 5: and gambling.
Speaker 12: Yeah, but Steve, they won three hundred thousand dollars, they
Speaker 12: blew it all.
Speaker 1: They're broke again.
Speaker 5: Yeah, because you know how much of that he spent
Speaker 5: on some more tickets and at the casino he.
Speaker 1: Gave it right back to the lottery two hundred.
Speaker 18: Yeah.
Speaker 7: I don't know why you won't work for the man.
Speaker 7: You should be sending the man a lot of your money.
Speaker 7: Who you think owned the lotto? The man who owns
Speaker 7: the casino.
Speaker 5: The man. You ain't working for him. You playing with
Speaker 5: him though, that's for damn show.
Speaker 6: Money.
Speaker 5: Bro bro that's not a good deal.
Speaker 7: And his plan is to hit the lotto and to
Speaker 7: gamble his way back to where he was three hundred thousand.
Speaker 7: I don't know how long y'all thought that was gonna last.
Speaker 7: Let me explain something to you. A billion all out
Speaker 7: go without no income. Listen to me, all out go
Speaker 7: without any more income. Come on, equals broke.
Speaker 5: So that three hundred thousand you got, that's why you broke.
Speaker 5: You can't. You can't just spend it without nothing else
Speaker 5: coming in. That's not how this works.
Speaker 1: Sorry, thinking about those glory days all right.
Speaker 12: Jose in Oklahoma says, I've been married for twelve years
Speaker 12: and I can't.
Speaker 1: Stand my wife's sister.
Speaker 12: She's always flirting with me as if she's a beauty queen,
Speaker 12: and it's disgusting because she has a terrible body and
Speaker 12: a flat butt. It's so bad that my wife knows
Speaker 12: she flirts with me, and she's not even worried about it.
Speaker 12: The other day, her sister was visiting and she sat
Speaker 12: on my lap, and my wife was sitting right there.
Speaker 12: I asked my wife why she thought this type of
Speaker 12: behavior was okay, and she just laughed it off. Why
Speaker 12: is my wife allowing this mess to continue?
Speaker 5: Her sister taught me. He know her sister ain't got nobody.
Speaker 13: She know that, uh huh.
Speaker 5: She living in her sister. She knows her sister.
Speaker 7: Jean, and she know her sister just let her leave
Speaker 7: a girl he just playing with. She ain't got nobody,
Speaker 7: don't nobody won't. And that's what what you're gonna have
Speaker 7: to do is you're gonna have to check her. No, no, no, no,
Speaker 7: no no, oh no, she ugly too.
Speaker 1: Not should he didn't say that, He just said terrible
Speaker 1: body in flat.
Speaker 5: But no, read read your description.
Speaker 1: Oh she's not a terrible if she's a beauty queen.
Speaker 7: See, don't worry about the flat butt. She acts like
Speaker 7: she a beauty queen. As if chance she got a
Speaker 7: bad body, she blowed and toe up.
Speaker 12: We gotta go see l you're listening, Morning show. It's
Speaker 12: time for Junior's truth be told.
Speaker 20: I just want to just talk about the links that
Speaker 20: I know people will go to to get their check.
Speaker 4: The true today is.
Speaker 20: No, then says something about black people. There is nothing
Speaker 20: we won't do to get our check. We don't leave
Speaker 20: our money at the job. Somebody we know everybody, came
Speaker 20: up because Jay had left and his check was sitting
Speaker 20: up there, and he said, dog, before you walk out
Speaker 20: that room today, put my chick in that draw.
Speaker 10: Okay, So I thought about the list that I know
Speaker 10: black people go to to get that chick. I don't
Speaker 10: care if we at court.
Speaker 20: Dog, I'm in court rule number seven. When you leave
Speaker 20: that job today.
Speaker 10: I might be in front of the judge walk through
Speaker 10: that little swivel dog.
Speaker 6: Hand me my chick.
Speaker 10: Don't say nothing.
Speaker 4: I don't care what level it is. You're gonna have to.
Speaker 10: Bring me my chick.
Speaker 20: Look here, I'm having surgery at a eight thirty win
Speaker 20: rule number three.
Speaker 3: I might be.
Speaker 20: Open, I might be under, but place that chick in
Speaker 20: my right two fingers and I'm gonna grip it.
Speaker 10: But what I can't do is.
Speaker 20: Leave my money up here at this dog old job. Hey,
Speaker 20: I want to add a stage.
Speaker 10: We'll put it between them two fingers because the wall's
Speaker 10: gonna lock.
Speaker 20: What what bring me my check when I wake up?
Speaker 20: When I come through and recovery, I should have my
Speaker 20: check in my hand.
Speaker 10: I don't care if you if you at.
Speaker 20: A funeral, yeah, if I'm up there at the casket
Speaker 20: at the grave site. No, before you leave that office
Speaker 20: this Thursday, come back, come.
Speaker 10: By the grave yard.
Speaker 20: Were in the second family car. Lay my check on
Speaker 20: the back seat. When I come back here, I should
Speaker 20: see my check.
Speaker 1: I don't care what that is.
Speaker 10: You got to bring us our check.
Speaker 18: Dog.
Speaker 1: Money where you leave leave me.
Speaker 10: I don't care where you're doing.
Speaker 20: Hey man, look man, I'm calling in sick. I'm going
Speaker 20: on a trail ride. We're in the third wagon. I'll
Speaker 20: be in the back.
Speaker 10: Cook it. Ride your car off next to this horse and.
Speaker 1: Bring me my checks.
Speaker 10: No way we leave that check.
Speaker 5: We're not going to do. You got to get.
Speaker 1: Wrong with that.
Speaker 6: Nothing wrong with it.
Speaker 5: Nothing that don't change at no level.
Speaker 6: No, I don't trust direct pos like see their money.
Speaker 5: Already got money. You can't blend it in with nothing.
Speaker 5: I don't know if it's money, you know, seriously, man,
Speaker 5: I got you can't cheat me out of now nickel.
Speaker 5: I want to see my check. I put it in there.
Speaker 1: Okay, but that direct deposit.
Speaker 12: No, you ting to the bank direct deposit. You don't
Speaker 12: trust it's something ever happened. I don't trust nobody at
Speaker 12: work for has something ever happened before where a check
Speaker 12: didn't get in or something?
Speaker 5: Is that?
Speaker 9: Why? No?
Speaker 4: No, what if you lose the check, the actual physical check?
Speaker 6: Wait, that happened? That what happens?
Speaker 8: Man?
Speaker 4: What you can take a picture of it?
Speaker 1: And now I have lost some third dollar ches.
Speaker 6: I don't lost some wives, but I ain't never lost.
Speaker 2: A chi.
Speaker 10: The amount they don't take it. I lost a ten dollars.
Speaker 5: I've done that.
Speaker 1: Call what you take a picture?
Speaker 5: Yeah, you can take a picture, deposit your check? Yeah,
Speaker 5: but there's a limit to that.
Speaker 1: Oh some of us.
Speaker 10: That's not my bracket, that's.
Speaker 1: But yeah, actually.
Speaker 5: It won't take x amount.
Speaker 17: But wait a minute, Steve, I can't see you either
Speaker 17: going uh with your check to the bank, standing in
Speaker 17: line and going up to the tailler to either deposited
Speaker 17: or or cash it either.
Speaker 1: I can't pig accounts.
Speaker 2: Yeah, well, don't do big ass chism on your phone.
Speaker 6: Yeah your memory, I don't.
Speaker 5: I don't you know.
Speaker 7: I'm gonna be honest with you. I ain't been to
Speaker 7: the bank. Only time I went out there told me
Speaker 7: they weren't gonna give me this loan. And I said,
Speaker 7: ain't no problem.
Speaker 5: That's all. I went to the bank and said, mister Vy,
Speaker 5: what are you here for? Good morning?
Speaker 1: Oh my god, you're so fine.
Speaker 7: I said, I want to withdraw my money. Sayce, y'all
Speaker 7: don't want to give me the loans. I was sitting
Speaker 7: in the room with about thirty people with seats on.
Speaker 1: No because they don't want you to withdraw your money.
Speaker 5: Then I got the loan too. I got the loan.
Speaker 5: What's the biggest check you deposited?
Speaker 8: Though?
Speaker 5: What's the biggest check you walked in? And the Positi?
Speaker 6: Wow?
Speaker 5: One question.
Speaker 13: You want?
Speaker 5: You want me to answer that for you? Hell yeah,
Speaker 5: thirty eight.
Speaker 6: Ad Come on, come on, let me look at my life.
Speaker 6: Thanks a lot, Thank you.
Speaker 10: I got some growing to do.
Speaker 1: We suck.
Speaker 10: I was feeling good about the five.
Speaker 1: I just put in any more questions from you, nephew, No,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna let it go.
Speaker 5: Seem like I touched everybody.
Speaker 10: Way to go, cha.
Speaker 5: Believe you some of that. That's all. I'm sorry.
Speaker 1: Yeah, we were talking about banking.
Speaker 5: You always won't to know how much he ain't. Gotta
Speaker 5: get quiet.
Speaker 13: You're listening hard.
Speaker 12: Morning show time Now, guys, for another round. Of Would
Speaker 12: you rather would you rather be kissed on the lips
Speaker 12: or kissed on your neck during an.
Speaker 5: Oh that nick?
Speaker 14: I can't handle it. I jumped out the window. I
Speaker 14: can't handle it at all. I can't handle it. I
Speaker 14: I just ain't no good on this neck. I'm telling you,
Speaker 14: I FO you want to stop my performance, you get
Speaker 14: on that neck, I'm done.
Speaker 7: I can't do nothing for you. Well, I'm the direct opposite. Okay,
Speaker 7: if you open up your mouth, start looking me on
Speaker 7: my neck.
Speaker 5: You in for some with that.
Speaker 7: I intesacize all efforts I'm talking about. Man, everything I'm doing,
Speaker 7: I start doing hard everything in me, not on my neck.
Speaker 7: My body is convulsing and stuff. I'm most of my
Speaker 7: actions is involuntary. At that point, I'd rather not.
Speaker 1: Let's keep this party. Would you rather?
Speaker 12: Would you rather be financially satisfied all of the time?
Speaker 12: Would you rather be sexually satisfied?
Speaker 19: Hey?
Speaker 7: Hey, yeah, we can buy it. So you got enough money,
Speaker 7: you ain't got to worry about it. It feel good
Speaker 7: sometimes when you just got money, you ain't got to
Speaker 7: do nothing. Yeah, I'm good. Yeah, I'm trying to tell
Speaker 7: you right now, I'm going with that money man, you're
Speaker 7: financially set all the time on, sexually satisfied all the time.
Speaker 12: No.
Speaker 7: No, like Tommy said, you got enough money, you can
Speaker 7: buy whatever you get sexually satisfied.
Speaker 5: No, I don't need them both. No, No, with that money,
Speaker 5: that money makes me feel like we just finished. It
Speaker 5: feels way all right.
Speaker 12: So would you rather post nude, just completely naked for
Speaker 12: a group of artists or would you rather wear false lashes?
Speaker 1: Eyelashes often put them lashes on so fly. I ain't
Speaker 1: what is wrong with something naked?
Speaker 5: But I don't know these artists. He knows, surely he know,
Speaker 5: he don't. He don't need to be necking from I got,
Speaker 5: I got two albs. It look weird. I ain't got
Speaker 5: the other folk.
Speaker 7: I don't need to be nicking in front nobody, nobody
Speaker 7: but the wife. She didn't seen it from all sides,
Speaker 7: and I'm mean a nicked explaining to y'all what's going on?
Speaker 7: And then let's just be real, y'all from the side.
Speaker 7: Do you really want somebody looking at you from the side?
Speaker 7: You know, Ford straight on? I'm all right, you know,
Speaker 7: on the scale of one to ten, about seven, you know,
Speaker 7: straight on seven?
Speaker 1: You know, for my age.
Speaker 7: I'm I'm an eight and a half, you know, sideways.
Speaker 7: I can't explain.
Speaker 5: That's no damn, but I don't really know what's happening.
Speaker 12: All right, all right, thank you. That's our rounded. Would
Speaker 12: you rather for today? You're listening.
Speaker 13: Morning show?
Speaker 21: All right, guys comedians on this show weald This segment
Speaker 21: is called tell us about that time you dot dot
Speaker 21: dot All right, tell us about that time you cursed
Speaker 21: really loud and public but didn't really mean it that time.
Speaker 6: Oh, I can tell you that one.
Speaker 3: All right.
Speaker 6: Come on.
Speaker 2: So we lived across the street from Benitette College where
Speaker 2: they played football. If you would line the field with
Speaker 2: line or whatever, they let you in the game free.
Speaker 2: So you go over there and line the field and
Speaker 2: then hop the fence and come back up, coming back over.
Speaker 2: My mom was on the other side, but I didn't
Speaker 2: see her, and I yelled, ut man, get your mf
Speaker 2: put out my m f A and my mama.
Speaker 6: I was just cussing.
Speaker 2: I was in the free form cussing man, and my
Speaker 2: mom was on the other side, slid back over on
Speaker 2: the wall, just stayed.
Speaker 8: Right.
Speaker 1: All right, Come on, nephew, tell us about let me
Speaker 1: see I got one I got one.
Speaker 5: It has to be about cussing a lot of them.
Speaker 1: It could be anything you had to go to court.
Speaker 1: All right, come on, nephew, I know you got one.
Speaker 12: Tell us about the time you dot dot dot cussed
Speaker 12: whatever you did.
Speaker 14: I gotta cuss dot dot dot. I my pops, my
Speaker 14: dad sent me to uh to drop something off at
Speaker 14: the church. And I'm walking around the church and looking
Speaker 14: for the looking for the pastor, looking for the path.
Speaker 14: I don't see the pastor. And I done got frustrated
Speaker 14: and said, where in the blank is pastor? And right
Speaker 14: when I said that, I lied to you not he
Speaker 14: showed up. But you know what, he came back at
Speaker 14: me and said, I'm the blank right here. You ain't
Speaker 14: gonna be talking like that.
Speaker 5: At my church. So that's what being pastor bonded. WHOA
Speaker 5: see I was. I was looking at it from this
Speaker 5: right here.
Speaker 7: You ever have somebody just come up to you and
Speaker 7: ask you to tell a story, but the story was
Speaker 7: just meant for just them, but not they in the
Speaker 7: group and they want and they come up to you.
Speaker 7: They go like, hey, man, Steve or something, a man
Speaker 7: that was funny as hell. Man, tell tell them about
Speaker 7: that time you got caught cheat. Turn my head just
Speaker 7: turns out. I'm looking at the stude, like, hey, that story,
Speaker 7: that story just for us to.
Speaker 5: Hear you in front of all these people. I don't
Speaker 5: even know these damn people you're talking about? The have
Speaker 5: about tell you you got caught cheating? You went, yeah,
Speaker 5: yeah you don't.
Speaker 12: Oh yeah, all right, tell us about that time you
Speaker 12: were playing. Tell us about that time you got that dotch.
Speaker 12: What about if you had to go to court?
Speaker 1: Anybody have to go to quarter.
Speaker 6: Oh yeah, hell yeah, sure, go to court.
Speaker 5: You can't get court masters, right, yeah, what you want divorce?
Speaker 5: You what you want court?
Speaker 6: I went to court? Should I talk about this one time?
Speaker 2: I went to court and I had to give If
Speaker 2: anybody doesn't know this, if you get married in state
Speaker 2: of California, once you get a divorce, the money that
Speaker 2: you made.
Speaker 6: You have to split that.
Speaker 2: And when I heard that, it didn't register in my
Speaker 2: mind because I said, okay, I got that, and I
Speaker 2: didn't figure out the number until my ass got outside.
Speaker 5: I'm like, I'll be damn, that's a lot of money.
Speaker 5: That is a lot of money. I got it.
Speaker 6: Oh yeah, oh yeah, we're better.
Speaker 13: Yeah.
Speaker 5: That was the start of it.
Speaker 6: I tell you.
Speaker 5: I took about the time I went to court one time.
Speaker 7: I just won this settlement for this car accident, six
Speaker 7: hundred seventy five dollars a lot of money to me.
Speaker 7: But my car got smashed and I owed like three
Speaker 7: hundred four hundred to get the car fixed. And then
Speaker 7: because of the accident, I had to go to courts.
Speaker 7: So when I got the settlement a check, I got
Speaker 7: six hundred summer. And then I got a speeding ticket
Speaker 7: in the school zone, and when I got to court,
Speaker 7: they charged me the exact amount of money that I
Speaker 7: had left.
Speaker 5: More was sick Now. I went from six seventy five
Speaker 5: and nothing.
Speaker 1: God, all right, thanks guys.
Speaker 12: Coming up next to the nephew with today's Frank phone call.
Speaker 12: Right after that, you're listening.
Speaker 13: Morning show.
Speaker 12: Coming up at the top of the hour, right about
Speaker 12: four minutes after. It's today's Strawberry Letter. The subject is
Speaker 12: why won't his wife leave him? We'll get into that
Speaker 12: a little later. Right now, the nephew is here with
Speaker 12: today's frank phone call. What you got for his nef?
Speaker 14: That's right here is Johnson's Freedom Papers. Johnson Freedom Papers. Yes,
Speaker 14: let's go cat.
Speaker 8: Hello, Hello, I'm trying to reach Franklin. Franklin Johnson Fleet. Yeah,
Speaker 8: this Oka Franklin. How you doing today? And my name
Speaker 8: is My name is Kyle, Kyle Green. I'm with the
Speaker 8: Immigration Department of the State of Tennessee.
Speaker 18: Uh yeah, how could I help you?
Speaker 8: You were you were born and raised in Tennessee? Am
Speaker 8: I correct?
Speaker 19: Yeah?
Speaker 18: Born and raised in Tennessee.
Speaker 8: Okay, Now do you do you still live in the
Speaker 8: Tennessee area? Now you in a different state? All right?
Speaker 18: And that's it's still he is all my say, I'm
Speaker 18: the only gods is he's still here, living good.
Speaker 8: Okay, all right. So here's what's going on. It's been
Speaker 8: brought through our attention here at the Immigration that anyone
Speaker 8: in the state of Tennessee who has the last name
Speaker 8: of Johnson. And I don't even know how to break
Speaker 8: this to you or tell this to you, but it's
Speaker 8: been brought to our attention here at the Immigration that
Speaker 8: anyone in the State of Tennessee last name Johnson for
Speaker 8: some reason, and we're going to fix the problem. But
Speaker 8: for some reason, they're saying no Johnson's are free, you know,
Speaker 8: like there's claws or something in some paperwork or whatever.
Speaker 8: But what we need is we need all the Johnson's
Speaker 8: to come in by six, by six o'clock today so
Speaker 8: we can try to take care of the problem. If not,
Speaker 8: if all Johnson's that are not reported in by six
Speaker 8: will have to get picked up.
Speaker 3: I know this is a joke, right we even I
Speaker 3: know this is Joe Baby, I'm free.
Speaker 18: What are you talking about?
Speaker 3: Like, well, he's talking about john This ain't free. What
Speaker 3: do you what are you talking about?
Speaker 18: Chris your club, Bumpy Johnson?
Speaker 3: Got for it. I don't let anybody attacking.
Speaker 8: Johnson then, uh no, sorry, this is this is the
Speaker 8: real this is I know this is crazy to get
Speaker 8: a phone call like this, but like I say, it's
Speaker 8: it's we got some paperwork here. Everybody's scramming around trying
Speaker 8: to get to the bottom of this. But the bottom
Speaker 8: line is we need all the Johnsons to come in
Speaker 8: because right right now, in the state of Tennessee, no
Speaker 8: person with the last name of Johnson is free.
Speaker 3: Right now, I get the got in. What are you
Speaker 3: talking about? What are you talking about? Are you black?
Speaker 5: Yeah?
Speaker 3: I'm black, but yeah I'm black. Are you free?
Speaker 8: Yeah, I'm free?
Speaker 18: So what are you talking about?
Speaker 15: Coming to me?
Speaker 3: Talking about the since my last name Johnson, my family
Speaker 3: got to come down to immigration because we ain't free.
Speaker 3: What the hell are you calling me talking about the
Speaker 3: crap like that?
Speaker 8: Man, Okay, sir, the problem. We're gonna fix the problem,
Speaker 8: but we need all Johnson's to come in. We're gonna
Speaker 8: fix paper headed the sensus or something. I'm sorry, are
Speaker 8: you the head of the census? I no, I'm not
Speaker 8: something like that, Like, why are you probably talking about Johnson?
Speaker 8: You are some uncle Thomas pull when me talking.
Speaker 18: About Johnson that we ain't free and we got to
Speaker 18: come down.
Speaker 3: And he's threatening my family, this guy, I'm not. I'm not.
Speaker 3: I'm not sure.
Speaker 5: I'm not.
Speaker 8: I'm not threatening you all right. Like I said, my
Speaker 8: name is Kyle Green. I'm with immigrations. I'm just trying
Speaker 8: to fix the problem.
Speaker 3: You know me because your name is Green. So y'all
Speaker 3: know after the Johnson.
Speaker 8: Sure, I'm not saying I'm better than you because my
Speaker 8: last name is Green. I'm saying we have more Chile.
Speaker 8: You are so saying that, Kyle, mister Green, my name
Speaker 8: is Johnson. We come from a long line at Johnson.
Speaker 18: And don't let me have to bumpy Johnson on you
Speaker 18: because you're so how he was cutting.
Speaker 8: My off soap, don't play with me, okay, sure, and
Speaker 8: we I want to help you and I want to
Speaker 8: help all the jobs. Okay, you ain't helping nobody.
Speaker 18: But yourself, mister Green, Uncle Tom, I sold y'all life
Speaker 18: in Jango the house for I bet you want them
Speaker 18: light skins, green eyes, n Howard looking most big.
Speaker 3: A good hand.
Speaker 18: I'm black, having me, I got a wide nose, and
Speaker 18: I'm proud.
Speaker 3: To be black.
Speaker 18: And they're gonna have your life and ask for me
Speaker 18: when I bring my my family down there.
Speaker 3: You got some guys for nervous. It's all this tobolism.
Speaker 3: My mother sus.
Speaker 8: Sorry, can I struck you to come down the immigration?
Speaker 3: That's sound like a light skinned mother, Kyle Green? That
Speaker 3: sound like, uh sorry?
Speaker 8: Can I get you to come down the immigration?
Speaker 5: By now?
Speaker 3: You can not have me come in. I'm gonna come
Speaker 3: down there with my god. Oh hold Bunkie Johnson, and
Speaker 3: we're gonna turn it up.
Speaker 8: Okay, so is your wife's last name Johnathan too?
Speaker 3: Don't worry about what my white's class name is.
Speaker 8: Don't try to set up Okay, is your is your
Speaker 8: mother still living.
Speaker 3: Don't worry about my mama still living. You don't have to.
Speaker 3: I'm about to hang. This guy showed up.
Speaker 18: You're gonna cross the line, your life getting.
Speaker 8: Bubble, Okay, okay, sir. All I know is that you
Speaker 8: know we got you. We were trying to get as
Speaker 8: many Johnson as mihood to come in. Tell me, Tommy
Speaker 8: is the one that told us to call you. Okay, Franklin,
Speaker 8: that's who told us to call you. Boom Tommy said,
Speaker 8: you probably want to call Franklin Johnson and get him
Speaker 8: on the line because he you know a lot of
Speaker 8: the other Johnson's, and you can get them all to
Speaker 8: come in.
Speaker 3: That's what you think. You think. I'm not mother around
Speaker 3: the boy with Johnson.
Speaker 15: That's how they came over from after there was one
Speaker 15: black mother think take him over to talk about They
Speaker 15: was going on.
Speaker 3: Vacation and they came up with over here. I'm not
Speaker 3: rounding them though, God, who hell is Tommy?
Speaker 8: Tommy Man? Tommy says you would do it. Tommy said
Speaker 8: you would be cool with it.
Speaker 3: I don't know, no, God, Tommy, he sounded like with
Speaker 3: him too.
Speaker 8: Okay, do you know do you know nephew Tommy from
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Speaker 12: Thanking nef you. Subject why won't he leave his wife?
Speaker 12: Why won't his wife leave him?
Speaker 5: What?
Speaker 1: Was I thinking the same thing though? Right here's Stephen Shirley.
Speaker 1: I'm forty four years old.
Speaker 12: I know what it is.
Speaker 1: He's like, I'm still in vacation mode.
Speaker 12: Dear Stephen Shirley, I'm forty four years old, divorced and
Speaker 12: single for ten years. My husband divorced me because I
Speaker 12: cheated on him and the man I cheated with was
Speaker 12: married and he's still married. We met at work and
Speaker 12: the rest is history. We are still in a relationship
Speaker 12: and it's been ten years now. Our sex life is great,
Speaker 12: but our relationship has a few challenges. We have a
Speaker 12: six year old son and he has two children with
Speaker 12: his wife. His wife is known about us from the
Speaker 12: beginning due to my husband sending her explicit text messages,
Speaker 12: hotelally seats, and pictures of us together. She knew about
Speaker 12: my pregnancy and is aware that her husband spend times
Speaker 12: with our son. But she will not leave him. He
Speaker 12: said he's staying because of the kids and she will
Speaker 12: drag him through the mud if he leaves. I really
Speaker 12: truly love this man. He met my parents, my siblings,
Speaker 12: and all of my friends. Everyone knows he's married, but
Speaker 12: no one makes a big deal out of it. I
Speaker 12: had to threaten him with child support to make him
Speaker 12: step up financially to provide for me and my son.
Speaker 12: He has put our son on his insurance at work
Speaker 12: as his third child. Nothing I ever do to this
Speaker 12: man has made him angry enough to cut ties with me,
Speaker 12: so I really feel that he loves me. I do
Speaker 12: want more and have expressed that to him, but he
Speaker 12: says he has too many obligations at home. I feel
Speaker 12: like I have a boyfriend and everything is fine until
Speaker 12: reality sets in and he leaves me to go to
Speaker 12: his wife and other life. I'm sure his wife knows
Speaker 12: where I live, but I don't understand why she's never
Speaker 12: acted out over what I've done. He and I will
Speaker 12: be connected forever because of our son, but I want
Speaker 12: him all to myself. I'm getting too old for the
Speaker 12: back and forth, and he is too. Do I give
Speaker 12: him an ultimatum?
Speaker 1: Or would that be selfish of me? Would that be
Speaker 1: selfish of you? I think everything that you're.
Speaker 12: Doing is selfish because all you're thinking about is getting
Speaker 12: this woman's husband for yourself. You were selfish when you
Speaker 12: cheated on your husband in the first place, and I
Speaker 12: don't see how you don't see any of this as
Speaker 12: selfish because it's all selfishness. I mean, now you want
Speaker 12: him to leave and be with you, that's selfish, okay,
Speaker 12: And he obviously doesn't want to leave his wife. He
Speaker 12: obviously doesn't. He's given you every excuse not to and
Speaker 12: more importantly, he doesn't have to at this point. He
Speaker 12: gets anything he wants from you with the arrangement you
Speaker 12: already have, and everyone is going along with it. You
Speaker 12: said he's met your family, he's met your friends, and
Speaker 12: they're cool, No big deal. His wife is known about
Speaker 12: your affair since the beginning. She still his wife, and
Speaker 12: no matter what you do to him, you say, he
Speaker 12: won't leave you. You two started this, you made a child,
Speaker 12: and now you have a problem with it the way
Speaker 12: it is now, well, you know, too bad, because this
Speaker 12: is a mess and this is what messes look like.
Speaker 12: I mean, trust me, Wifey isn't going anywhere. It's called revenge, okay,
Speaker 12: it's called a woman scorned, it's called spite. You think
Speaker 12: she doesn't know you want her to leave. She probably
Speaker 12: can't stand her cheating husband.
Speaker 5: You know, didn't you say?
Speaker 12: He sent her explicit pictures, hotel receipts of you guys together.
Speaker 1: But she's still not leaving him. That should tell you something,
Speaker 1: right there. So this is what it is and what
Speaker 1: is going to be.
Speaker 12: Okay, you need to stop wishing, stop waiting, stop hoping
Speaker 12: for him to leave her.
Speaker 1: It's not happening. She's not going to leave him either.
Speaker 1: The wokest moment.
Speaker 12: You had and this whole entire letter, was at the
Speaker 12: end when you said you're getting too old for this
Speaker 12: back and forth, and so is he, and you're right,
Speaker 12: you're forty four. I say, girl, get your child support
Speaker 12: like you're doing. Please, don't waste any more time on him.
Speaker 13: Though.
Speaker 12: You need to get your self respect back. You need
Speaker 12: to close this chapter of your life. You need to
Speaker 12: walk away. Stop answering his calls. This is not love,
Speaker 12: It is not even close. Of course, he needs to
Speaker 12: pay for continue to pay for the child.
Speaker 1: And take care of his kid. But other than that,
Speaker 1: you need to move on with your life.
Speaker 5: Steve.
Speaker 7: To me, this whole letter ain't got nothing to do
Speaker 7: with to do. The whole thing to me is the
Speaker 7: woman who wrote the letter and what she's settling for
Speaker 7: and what she's accepted, and what she keeps trying to
Speaker 7: make a wrong or right And it can't work this way? Woman,
Speaker 7: What is wrong with you? Your moral compass is so
Speaker 7: far off. You keep trying to get something out of
Speaker 7: this that don't belong to you. You have nothing here.
Speaker 7: You forty four year old, divorce and single for ten years.
Speaker 7: Your husband divorced me. My husband divorced me because I
Speaker 7: cheated on him and the man I cheated with was
Speaker 7: married and he's still married.
Speaker 5: Oh okay, and you're still cheating.
Speaker 7: Do you understand you've never corrected any of your mistakes,
Speaker 7: but you want stuff to right itself for you, but
Speaker 7: you've taken no ownership. Look, everybody make mistakes, so I
Speaker 7: ain't gonna beat you about the mistakes. But damn you're
Speaker 7: supposed to grow from your mistakes, learn from them, ask
Speaker 7: for forgiveness, and move on.
Speaker 5: You've done none of that.
Speaker 7: You just keep repeating the same thing over and over,
Speaker 7: expecting a different results.
Speaker 5: Don't they say that's the definition of insanity?
Speaker 1: Absolutely?
Speaker 7: See, ain't that what they say? So when we come back,
Speaker 7: we finished talking to your crazy ass.
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Speaker 12: up at twenty three minutes after the hout or subject
Speaker 12: why won't his wife leave him?
Speaker 1: We'll get back into it right after this.
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Speaker 1: Subject why won't his wife leave him?
Speaker 5: Why won't his wife leave him?
Speaker 19: What?
Speaker 7: Forty four years old? Divorced single for ten years. Your
Speaker 7: husband divorced me because my husband divorced me because I
Speaker 7: cheated on him. And the man that I cheated on
Speaker 7: him wasn't married, and he's still married. We met at
Speaker 7: work and the rest of his history.
Speaker 5: We are still in a.
Speaker 7: Relationship, so you're still cheating and it's been ten years now.
Speaker 7: Our sex life is great, but our relationship has a
Speaker 7: few challenges. Oh you mean the fact that he's married,
Speaker 7: that's the challenge.
Speaker 5: Okay. We have a six year old son and he
Speaker 5: has two children with his wife. Oh you mean his family. Okay.
Speaker 7: His wife has known about us from the beginning due
Speaker 7: to due to my husband sending her explicit text messages, hotels,
Speaker 7: receipts and receipts of us together.
Speaker 5: Your husband.
Speaker 7: See I didn't catch that at first. Your former husband
Speaker 7: sent all this information to your wife when he found
Speaker 7: out you was cheating on him with her husband.
Speaker 5: He said her all the messages, the receipts and all
Speaker 5: this stuff.
Speaker 7: She knew about my pregnancy and as a way that
Speaker 7: her husband spends time with our son.
Speaker 5: But she's not but she will not leave him now.
Speaker 5: Surely said it best, And I hadn't thought of this.
Speaker 7: This is revenge. Oh no, no, no, no no, I'm
Speaker 7: in this mess. I'm gonna make you wallow in it
Speaker 7: with me. So I didn't even know that, but women
Speaker 7: are capable of it. I'm leaving, I'm bouncing. We're gonna
Speaker 7: do revenge somewhere else. We're not finnsh sit up in here.
Speaker 7: But surely made a valid point. He said he's staying
Speaker 7: because of the kids, and she would drag him through
Speaker 7: the mud if he leaves. Wait a minute, let me
Speaker 7: explain something to you. He already in the mud. H
Speaker 7: it can't get any money her. Now she'll tell his
Speaker 7: job and all this hell. But now she gonna drag
Speaker 7: him through the mud. She giving this band hell. I
Speaker 7: want you to understand him. I really truly love this man.
Speaker 7: He's met my parents, my siblings, all my friends. Everyone
Speaker 7: knows he's married. But no one makes a big deal
Speaker 7: out of it. You know why they don't make a
Speaker 7: big deal out of it cause you don't don't.
Speaker 5: See.
Speaker 7: You cool with stupid and they cool with you. So
Speaker 7: if you cool and stuck on stupid, then we cool
Speaker 7: being stuck on stupid for you.
Speaker 5: Whatever, that ain't what you like. Everybody they don't make
Speaker 5: no big deal out of it.
Speaker 7: Lady, I had to threaten him with child support to
Speaker 7: make him step up financially provide for me and my son.
Speaker 7: He's put our son on his insurance and work as
Speaker 7: his third child. Nothing now he'll depart. Nothing I ever
Speaker 7: do to this man has made him angry enough to
Speaker 7: cut tithes with me. So I really feel he loves me.
Speaker 5: So I know what you did. I'll tell you that
Speaker 5: in a second. Now he does love you. You can
Speaker 5: be in love with two people, but he ain't leaving
Speaker 5: his wife.
Speaker 6: Thought, I do want more.
Speaker 5: And I have expressed that to him, so and what
Speaker 5: he do about it?
Speaker 9: Not?
Speaker 5: So I do want more. To expressed that to him again?
Speaker 5: So you're through express it.
Speaker 7: Yeah, I'm finna go home, but he says he has
Speaker 7: too many obligations at home.
Speaker 5: Yeah, a wife and two children.
Speaker 7: I feel like I have a boyfriend and everything is
Speaker 7: fine until the reality sets in and he leaves me
Speaker 7: to go to his wife and his other life. I'm
Speaker 7: sure his wife knows where I live, but I don't
Speaker 7: understand why she's never acted out over what I've done.
Speaker 5: Let's go back to this line right here.
Speaker 7: Nothing I ever do to this man has made him
Speaker 7: angry enough to cut ties with me, so I really
Speaker 7: feel like he loves me. I'm sure his wife knows
Speaker 7: where I live, but I don't understand why she's never
Speaker 7: acted out over what I've done. Because you've tried to
Speaker 7: ruin them, and now she ain't gonna let you again.
Speaker 7: Going back to what Shirley said, this is revenge. Oh
Speaker 7: so you're gonna ruin me? You ain't fitna have him.
Speaker 7: I just hold on to this ragedy messfor I give
Speaker 7: you anything, so now you can't win. He and I
Speaker 7: will be connected forever because of our son, but I
Speaker 7: want him all to myself.
Speaker 5: Wait a minute.
Speaker 7: He has a wife and a family, and you cheated
Speaker 7: on your family with this man, and you're still cheating
Speaker 7: with the man, this man and his family, and.
Speaker 5: You want him all to yourself.
Speaker 7: How do you keep thinking something right is been to
Speaker 7: come out of all this wrong you've been doing for
Speaker 7: all these years.
Speaker 5: I'm getting too old for this back and forth, and
Speaker 5: he is too. He too old for this.
Speaker 7: Do I give him an ultimatium? Or would that be
Speaker 7: selfish of me? Hold on, let me ask you something.
Speaker 7: What ultimatum you're talking about what you're finish threatening with. Oh,
Speaker 7: let me see what you're gonna do. Oh you're gonna
Speaker 7: tell his wife about y'all. Oh you're gonna call down
Speaker 7: on the job and tell him he got a baby
Speaker 7: out of war? Like do you talking about the baby
Speaker 7: that he put on his insurance?
Speaker 8: What?
Speaker 5: What?
Speaker 12: What?
Speaker 9: What?
Speaker 5: What ultimatum? Threatned you have? You ain't got nothing?
Speaker 1: What if she says I'm gonna leave you?
Speaker 5: She ain't going nowhere?
Speaker 1: She's not, She's really not.
Speaker 5: She does set herself up to state she going where
Speaker 5: with who?
Speaker 16: Man?
Speaker 15: This man?
Speaker 5: No, she ain't going nowhere. You have no ultimatum.
Speaker 7: The best thing you And let me tell you something else, lady,
Speaker 7: you will never have a man of your own ever.
Speaker 7: Not do and this you have doomed yourself to a
Speaker 7: lonely life. Sister, unless you change your ways. You gotta
Speaker 7: just realize there's a mistake and ask for forgiveness and
Speaker 7: get up and try again.
Speaker 5: That's the only thing I got for you, all right?
Speaker 13: Thank you?
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Speaker 1: Here are the categories.
Speaker 22: Stupid names people have for their pets. Let me finish, God,
Speaker 22: yeah yeah. Next subject, things knows people say when they
Speaker 22: try to get in your business. And the final category
Speaker 22: is things women say about a man who dumps them.
Speaker 2: Spin the wheels, spuney, let's see what we do knows
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Speaker 6: Okay.
Speaker 22: Things women say about a man who dumps them.
Speaker 1: Who's up first? You ready to go first?
Speaker 2: Comedy Roulette. Things women say about a man who dumps him.
Speaker 2: He can't handle all this, that's.
Speaker 5: What it is. He can't.
Speaker 10: That's what she said.
Speaker 6: That's what she said. He can't handle all this in
Speaker 6: no way women handles. Go ahead, all right, all right.
Speaker 5: Things women say after man has done that. I was
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Speaker 5: it for the money. In it way.
Speaker 22: Anyway, Roulette. Things women say about a man who dumps them.
Speaker 7: Hmm, I should have known it weren't gonna be there
Speaker 7: with them little last feet in them little tiny hands.
Speaker 5: I'm go ahead, girl, you tell me, yes, yes, come.
Speaker 2: On, comedy Roulette. Things women said about a man who
Speaker 2: dumps him. I was doing him a favor by dating
Speaker 2: his glass.
Speaker 1: I mean, oh, we've all said that, lady.
Speaker 14: Things women say about a man who dumps Mama said
Speaker 14: he wasn't sugar hunted eyes to.
Speaker 4: Right, mama nose.
Speaker 1: Yes she did, Yes, she did. Things women say about
Speaker 1: a man who dumps them.
Speaker 5: Girl, I was tired of holding my breath around his
Speaker 5: ass anyway, holding your breath a job, a chess breath
Speaker 5: for his girl. All so sick of that. I just
Speaker 5: I like it.
Speaker 1: I like it about Jacob comedy Lette.
Speaker 6: Things women say about a man who dumps it. Look
Speaker 6: at me, I mean, just look at me. Just can't
Speaker 6: look at me and then take a look at him?
Speaker 9: What is it?
Speaker 5: Jack Uh?
Speaker 14: Things women say about a man who doesn't he couldn't
Speaker 14: have Let's cook it, No way, baby, you couldn't have.
Speaker 5: Let's cook it. Right here.
Speaker 22: Okay, all right, see things women say about a man
Speaker 22: who dumps them?
Speaker 5: What is she saying? I don't know, girl, I guess
Speaker 5: I was with him. I thought he was just so
Speaker 5: damn stupid too.
Speaker 2: I'm talking about, ah, how many roulette things women say
Speaker 2: about a man who dumps it?
Speaker 6: The girl, I need more than two minutes. Really, let
Speaker 6: the truth be told. Yeah, the truth be told. I
Speaker 6: need more than two minutes.
Speaker 5: Things women say about a man who dumps and you
Speaker 5: know what, it's cool, it's cool. I'm finished staring at
Speaker 5: his brother anyway.
Speaker 4: All right, Steve, you're gonna close it out.
Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, women, go ahead.
Speaker 4: Women say about a man who dumps them.
Speaker 5: I ain't like his mama, No way, that's to pretend
Speaker 5: that's it.
Speaker 22: Yeah, yeah, that's the one right there, because I think
Speaker 22: the ladies that's listening right now, we have all we
Speaker 22: have all.
Speaker 6: Said, and you know, we men what we've heard most
Speaker 6: of these anyway, So that's.
Speaker 22: Yeah, because they just they just rolled off the top
Speaker 22: of your head.
Speaker 5: Yeah, I've heard these things.
Speaker 4: All right, we'll be back at twenty after the hour.
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Speaker 12: Yeah, the love cloud is the name of the plane.
Speaker 12: All right, we'll have more of the Steve Harby Morning Show.
Speaker 12: We'll do a round of would you rather? At thirty
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Speaker 13: Morning Show.
Speaker 6: Time now, guys for.
Speaker 1: Another round of would you rather?
Speaker 12: Would you rather be kissed on the lips or kissed
Speaker 12: on your neck during intimacy?
Speaker 14: Oh?
Speaker 5: That nick?
Speaker 14: I can't handle it. I jumped out the window. I
Speaker 14: can't handle it at all. I can't handle it. I
Speaker 14: think I just ain't no good on this neck. I'm
Speaker 14: telling you who you want to You want to stop
Speaker 14: my performance, you get on that neck, I'm done.
Speaker 5: I can't do nothing for you.
Speaker 7: Well, I'm the direct oppositey Okay, if you open up
Speaker 7: your mouth, start looking at me on my neck?
Speaker 5: You in for something?
Speaker 7: With that, I intensercize all efforts I'm talking about. Man,
Speaker 7: everything I'm doing, I start doing hard everything in me,
Speaker 7: not on my neck. My body's convulsing and stuff. I'm
Speaker 7: most of my actions is involunteer. At that point, I'd.
Speaker 8: Rather not.
Speaker 1: Let's keep this party.
Speaker 12: Would you rather would you rather be financially satisfied all
Speaker 12: of the time? Would you rather be sexually satisfied?
Speaker 6: Hey, hey, you buy it?
Speaker 5: Yeah, we can buy it.
Speaker 7: So you got enough money, you ain't got to worry
Speaker 7: about it. It feel good sometimes when you just got money,
Speaker 7: you ain't got to do nothing. Yeah, I'm good. Yeah,
Speaker 7: I'm trying to tell you right now, I'm going with
Speaker 7: that money. Man, just financially set all the time or
Speaker 7: sexually satisfied all the time. No, No, like Thommy said,
Speaker 7: you got enough money, you can buy whatever you get.
Speaker 7: Sexually satisfied, No, I don't need them both.
Speaker 5: No, No, with that money, that money made me feel
Speaker 5: like we just finished it, feel way off all right?
Speaker 12: So would you rather pose nude, just completely naked for
Speaker 12: a group of artists or would.
Speaker 1: You rather wear off lashes? Eyelashes? Often put them lashes on,
Speaker 1: so fly, what is wrong naked?
Speaker 5: Yeah? But I don't know these artists. He knows, surey,
Speaker 5: he knows, he don't. He don't need to be naked
Speaker 5: in from I got I got two albs. It look weird.
Speaker 5: I ain't got the other folk. I don't need to
Speaker 5: be nicking in front nobody. Nobody but the wife.
Speaker 7: She done seen it from all sides, and I don't
Speaker 7: mean a naked explaining to y'all what's going on? And
Speaker 7: then let's just be real, y'all from the side. Do
Speaker 7: you really want somebody looking at you from the side?
Speaker 7: You know, Ford straight on? I'm all right, you know,
Speaker 7: on the scale of one to ten, I'm about seven,
Speaker 7: you know, straight on seven, you know, for my age,
Speaker 7: I'm I'm an eight and a half. You know, sideways,
Speaker 7: I can't explain, that's no damn. But I don't really
Speaker 7: know what's happening.
Speaker 1: All right, all right, thank you, that's our roundup? Would
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