Speaker 1: All right, guys comedians on this show, Well, this segment
Speaker 1: is called tell us about that time you dot dot dot.
Speaker 1: All right, tell us about that time you cursed really
Speaker 1: loud and public but didn't really mean it that time.
Speaker 2: Oh, I can tell you that one. All right, Come on.
Speaker 2: So we lived across the street from Benite College where
Speaker 2: they played football. If you would line the field with
Speaker 2: line or whatever, they let you in the game free.
Speaker 2: So you go over there and line the field and
Speaker 2: then hop the fence and come back up, coming back over.
Speaker 2: My mom was on the other side, but I didn't
Speaker 2: see her, and I yelled at man, get your mf
Speaker 2: put out my m f A and my mama.
Speaker 3: I was just cussing.
Speaker 2: I was in the free form cussing man, and my
Speaker 2: mom was on the other side. I just slid back
Speaker 2: over on the wall, just stayed the man.
Speaker 3: All right, Come on, nephew us, let me see I
Speaker 3: got one. I got one.
Speaker 4: It has to be about custom No, we got a
Speaker 4: lot of them.
Speaker 1: It could be anything you had to go to court.
Speaker 1: All right, come on, nephew, I know you got one.
Speaker 1: Tell us about the time you dot dot dot cussed.
Speaker 3: Whatever you did, I gotta cuss dot dot dot. I
Speaker 3: my pops, my dad sent me to UH to drop
Speaker 3: something off at the church. And I'm walking around the
Speaker 3: church and looking for the looking for the pastor, looking
Speaker 3: for the path. I don't see the pastor. And I
Speaker 3: done got frustrated and said, where in the blank is pastor?
Speaker 3: And right when I said that, I lied to you
Speaker 3: not he showed up. But you know what, he came
Speaker 3: back at me and said, I'm the blank right here.
Speaker 3: You ain't gonna be talking like that at my church.
Speaker 3: So that's what being pastor bonded.
Speaker 2: See I was.
Speaker 4: I was looking at it from this right here. You
Speaker 4: ever have somebody just come up to you and ask
Speaker 4: you to tell a story, but the story was just
Speaker 4: meant for just them, but not they in the group
Speaker 4: and they want and they come up to you like, hey, man,
Speaker 4: Steve or something, a man that was funny as hell, man,
Speaker 4: tell tell them about that time you got caught cheat head.
Speaker 3: Just turns out I'm looking at the stude, like, hey, tell.
Speaker 2: That story, that story just for us to hear.
Speaker 4: You in front of all these people. I don't even
Speaker 4: know these damn people you're talking about? Some about that
Speaker 4: tell you you got caught cheating. You went, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 4: you don't.
Speaker 1: All right, tell us about that time you were playing.
Speaker 1: Tell us about that time you got that dot. What
Speaker 1: about if you had to go to court. Anybody have
Speaker 1: to go.
Speaker 2: To quarter Oh yeah, hell yeah, sure go to court.
Speaker 4: You can't get court masters, right, yeah, what you want divorce?
Speaker 2: You what you want court? I went, I talk about
Speaker 2: this one time I went to court and I had
Speaker 2: to give if anybody didn't know this, if you get
Speaker 2: married in state of California, once you get a divorce,
Speaker 2: the money that you made, you have to split that.
Speaker 2: And when I heard that, it didn't register in my
Speaker 2: mind because I said, okay, I got that, and I
Speaker 2: didn't figure out the number until my ass got outside.
Speaker 2: I'm like, I'll be damn, that's a lot of money.
Speaker 2: That is a lot of money. I got it. Oh yeah,
Speaker 2: oh yeah, we're yeah. That was the start of it.
Speaker 2: I tell you. I talked about the time I went
Speaker 2: to court one time.
Speaker 4: I just won this settlement for this car accident, six
Speaker 4: hundred seventy five dollars a lot of money to me,
Speaker 4: but my car got smashed and I owed like three
Speaker 4: hundred four hundred to get the car fixed. And then
Speaker 4: because of an accident, I had to go to courts.
Speaker 4: So when I got the settlement at check, I got
Speaker 4: six hundred summer. And then I got a speeding ticket
Speaker 4: in the school zone. And when I got to court
Speaker 4: they charged me the exact amount of money that I
Speaker 4: had left more for sit Now I went from six
Speaker 4: seventy five and nothing.
Speaker 1: God, all right, thanks guys, coming up next to the
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